Pain for Pride 5

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( EAW Intro plays )

( Highlights of Pain For Pride I are shown )

CM Banks: It was unreal. To fill Madison Square Garden, an arena that’s been dubbed “The Most Famous Arena in the World”, was amazing. We knew that if we could succeed at the Garden, we were going to be able to make it anywhere. And now five years later, to come back to New York, and this time be able to fill up a stadium… it’s even more surreal.

( Highlights of Pain For Pride II are shown )

Mr. DEDEDE: Pain For Pride II marked the first time that the event was held under a span of two days. And that was around the time that EAW started to become a household name. Everyone knew about it, EAW and Pain For Pride itself had just become so big at that point, we couldn’t fit it all into just one day…

( Highlights of Pain For Pride III are shown )

Y2Impact: Pain For Pride’s I and II were both held in arenas, but for Pain For Pride III the decision was made that it would be held at Soldier Field in Chicago. And I remember stepping out onto the field a day or two before the event and I said to myself: “There’s no way that we’re going to be able to fill this place”. It held about 60 to 70,000 people. But we filled it up, that was surely a sign of relief. Only then did I realize how big EAW really was. It had truly become a Global Phenomenonal.

( Highlights of Pain 4 Pride are shown )

Lethal Consequences: The roster had gotten so big by that point that EAW decided to bring in a third brand, Voltage, and that meant that for the first time three World Championships were going to be defended at Pain For Pride, the EAW Championship, the World Heavyweight Championship, and the Answers World Championship… and I feel that was one of the great feats of EAW, to have three World Championships defended on the biggest stage, Pain For Pride.

( The previous four Pain For Pride logos all start to shuffle together until Pain for Pride V’s pushes out and the other logos start to fade away )

Promo Announcer: It’s an event like no other. A night that captivates everyone that bears witness to it, and leaves everyone in awe.
( Angels and Stars begins to play in the background as clips of various extremists begin to show )

Alexander Da Vinci: It’s a time to shine…

Moonlight Predator: It’s the night where you put on a performance that no one will ever forget…

The Prince of Phenomenal: It’s when you take that spotlight, and you make it mean something.

Dark Demon: It’s the culmination of everything I’ve ever worked for… this is why we do what we do.

Hurricane Hawk: Tonight’s the night that dreams are made of.

The Heart Break Gal: It’s where you MUST bring your absolute best, because if you don’t… it’s not going to be enough.

Colin Kaline: Second place isn’t an option. There’s no room for it.

Mr. Insult: I CANNOT and WILL NOT fail!

Y2Impact: It means everything to me. It’s the chance to live forever…

Kawajai: It’s where you show the world that you are THE BEST…

Mr. DEDEDE: Tonight is the night, where you transform yourself from a superstar… into a legend.

Promo Announcer: And now… For the fifth time in EAW history we are here at the pinnacle of E-feds… the stage that symbolizes this business… PAIN… FOR… PRIDE!!!!!

( The camera zooms inside a dimly lit Yankee Stadium. Suddenly a huge barrage of pyrotechnics burst out from all around the stadium lighting it up. The Blue Angels fly in formation over the stadium as the pyro begins to die down and “Burn It Down” by Linkin Park begins to fade in. The camera zooms around the tens of thousands of screaming and ecstatic fans before settling itself on the massive Pain For Pride stage. )

Stew-O: WELCOME!! WELCOME TO THE SPECTACLE… THE EXSTRAVAGANZA!! THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF PAINNN FORRR PRIDEEEEE!! And tonight’s the night that we’ve been building towards all year!! These people have gone through all of the trials, tribulations and hardships to get here folks, just for the chance to shine on THE biggest stage of them all! And Chico, what a feeling it is inside here tonight, it’s absolutely electric!

HYC: It really is Stew, these people know that they’re on the verge of witnessing something special… I mean this really is THE BIG ONE!! Nothing else in the world compares to this, to this feeling, it’s remarkable.

Fena: The aura surrounding this event is amazing, for competitors and commentators alike, it just makes you turn it up to a new level, and to a level no one thought you had. Historic moments will be made at Pain For Pride V, I can guarantee you that.

Deadprez: Words can’t even describe what I’m feeling right now guys, I can tell you that much, and I’m sure the very same can be said for the competitors tonight, this is there chance, to show the world what they’re truly capable of doing. Pain For Pride has the power to change your entire career just like that, we’ve seen it happen before and I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see it happen again within these next two days.

ETR: Hold everything guys! I think we’re ready to get the ball rolling!

( Camera fades into the ring and the time keeper rings the bell as the crowd erupts into cheers )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest of Pain For Pride V is scheduled for one fall and it is for… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(StarrStan’s theme hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first the challenger! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds,
STTTTTARRRRRRRRRRSTTTTTTAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

(Starr walks down the long ramp before stopping halfway)

(He looks up at the sky and raises his arms in the air as a huge red, white, and blue firework display goes off and then a big American Flag drops from the rafters)
(Starr looks straight ahead and reveals his mouthpiece as he looks on in intensity before walking down to the ring)

Fena: What a surprise we were all in for when StarrStan returned to EAW a few weeks ago! And per WWEFan, was named the challenger for the Interwire Championship!

ETR: And he is extremely familiar with his opponent. Quality is a former rival, so you have to think these men will try to destroy each other! Perhaps some unfinished business will come into play.

(StarrStan paces around the ring)

(Superior Quality 85’s theme blasts as he walks out to the stage)

(He unhooks the Interwire Title from around his waist and holds it high in the air as he marches down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Fife Scotland, weighing in at 227 pounds, he is the EAW INNNTTTEERRRRRWIIIRRREE CHAMMMPIOOON, SUPPPERRRRIOOORRRR QUAAALLLITTTYYYYY 85!!!!

ETR: Here comes the former Cash in the Vault winner! Look at the game face on this guy! His smirk is priceless, I don’t think he’s one bit unprepared or intimidated about the challenge ahead!

Fena: Well as you mentioned, two men who not long along collided for the EAW Championship! I wouldn’t be surprised if these men will read each other like a book!

ETR: No flashy entrance for SQ here at Pain For Pride, that’s just not his style, he came here for one reason and one reason only… to fight!!

(Superior Quality enters the ring and hands the title to the referee who holds it high in the middle of the ring)

(Interwire Championship graphic is shown on the screen)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fena: And now these two men collide for another title in the opening contest of Pain For Pride! Starr Stan looking to add yet another title to his resumer, but SQ isn’t going to let that happen too easy! Both men locking up in the middle of the ring! Starr with a quick forearm within the clinch, right into SQ’s eye in the early going!

ETR: SQ reaching for the eye as Starr shoves SQ into the ropes, now whips across the opposite site! Clothesline here! No! SQ ducks it and catches him with a wrist lock! You have to wonder if this is going to be technical or nothing but a fight, Fena. SQ walking around the ring twisting on that wrist as Starr reaches for him but can’t reach, cringing in pain!

Fena: And he twists it one more time! Starr jumping in pain—and another strong twist sends Starr down to the mat! And SQ finishes off with a nice leg drop on that exposed arm! Starr brining his arm to his chest making sure it’s still in one piece here! Trying to sit up but gets caught in a headlock. Smart move, hold the challenger down!

ETR: SQ on one knee holding down Starr with the headlock, he could very well choke him out here! Starr trying to reach out to something but he’s stalled in the middle of the ring! Trying now to get to his feet as SQ tries to lock it in even tighter! And Starr jolts and collapse back to the canvas! He could be passing out here!
Fena: No, his arms are still flailing, he’s trying to get to his feet again! Both men reaching their feet—OH AND STARR LIFITING SQ UP! AND HE’S GOT HIM STALLED ON HIS SHOULDERS AND—BACK SUPLEX! Oh man! How did he pull that off??! His head is purple, he was so close to perhaps passing out!
ETR: But somehow he was able to lift SQ up and drop him right down! Starr crawls over for a quick cover!

ONNEEEEE!!

Too early! SQ with a powerful kickout sending Starr rolling away. SQ turns on his stomach and crawls, reaching for those ropes as he gets to his feet, back turned to Starr. Stan reaching for one of his legs! SQ hopping on one leg to his feet, still holding to those ropes, I think Starr could be looking for an ankle lock! BUT SQ ABLE TO USE HIS FREE LEG TO KICK HIM AWAY USING THOSE ROPES FOR ELEVATION!

Fena: Starr bounces off the mat and almost rolls out to the floor below! Both men trying to recover, but SQ wins the race and charges full speed—but Starr dodged it and instead was able to take a hold of SQ’s tights and toss him through the second rope to the outside! SQ knees caught the apron and he lands forearms first as he was blocking his face!

ETR: Well it’s his money maker, what do you expect, Fena? SQ crawling away too nowhere it seems as Starr rolls out of the ring! Starr backing up against the steps, just stalking to SQ who is still on his hands on knees! SQ getting his feet here as Starr steps up—- A HUGE CHARGE—OH MY GOD HE GOT HIP TOSSED INTO THE BARRICADE! Starr just crashed spine first into that hard barricade!

Fena: That was an amazing counter! I think Starr took a little too long and paid for that one! Starr is dismantled in the corner of the sections of barricade as we take another look!

(Replay shows Starr flying into the barricade and cringing in pain as he collapses)

Fena: And SQ has to be happy after that one! And now SQ walks over and begins stomping down on him once again! The crowd nearby is going nuts as Starr gets pummeled! SQ now walks over to the ring apron, reaches down and pulls out a table! Now sliding it into the ring as he turns his attention back to Starr.

ETR: Starr using that barricade and even holding onto the shirts of some fans at ringside to get to his feet, SQ marches over—GUT KICK! Starr with a huge kick to the gut that stumbles SQ for a second. But SQ answers back with a right hand that sends Starr back into the barricade! SQ yelling at the fans at ringside, motioning them to move out of the way! What’s he thinking?

Fena: I don’t know but it doesn’t look—-SQ WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE FLOOR ON THE OTHER END!

ETR: It looked to me like Starr might have caught a wrench across his midsection and could have perhaps taken SQ with him! Both men taking each other out!
Fena: That very well could be the case, neither men are moving and this sold out New York City crowd surrounding both participants! SQ seems to be stirring first! He’s to his feet here as he seems to be gaining a sense of where he is after that landing on his head. You’re in the middle of Yankee Staduim! You’re live at Pain for Pride! Begins to stomp down on his rival again!

ETR: Now he reaches down and brings Starr to his feet and pushes him against the barricade again. HUGE CHOPS! WHAT AN ECHO OFF THE CHEST OF THE CHALLENGER! And look out, he just grabbed a cup of beer from a member of the crowd! And straight across the face of Starr goes that beer! And finally he tosses Starr back over the barricade to the mat ringside. Starr shaking his head, trying to come to his senses.

Fena: SQ now stepping over the barricade—WHOA WAIT! STARR CAUGHT A HOLD OF THAT LEG AND TUGS SQ WITH FORCE BACK RINGSIDE AND HOOKS AN ANKLE LOCK! SQ has been caught! An ankle lock ringside! Starr showing no mercy here! SQ screaming in pain! The crowd is stunned! SQ with nowhere to go! He’s looking around and begins to crawl! Slowly but surely he’s crawling!

ETR: He’s crawling closer to the ring. Don’t know how much that can help him at this point! He’s reaching for the apron as you can see the fierceness in the face of Starr Stan and he’s just trying to completely snap that ankle! SQ holding onto the ring apron! He’s using it to try to get to a vertical base! Now he desperately reaches out to the steel post! He’s got his hands wrapped around the post! Oh man what a break!

Fena: He’s getting to his free leg! He’s up and Starr is in disbelief! Starr lets go of the ankle lock—-OH MAN AND JUST PUSHED HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST! GOOD GOD THAT DIDN’T TURN OUT WELL! SQ’S BODY WRAPPED AROUND IT BEFORE HE COLLAPSES! Starr is raising his arms in victory but it’s far from over! Starr rolls into the ring and turns his attention to the table!

ETR: SQ checking his face for any blood and he stirs to his knees. Starr meanwhile seems to be setting up that table near a corner of the ring! He makes sure the legs are secured and turns his attention back to SQ who seems to be slowly climbing back into the ring! And Starr stalking him once again! He’s hopping up and down in the ring, motioning him to get up! I don’t like this!

Fena: He’s waiting for his back to execute what I assume would be the Olympic Slam! SQ is wobbly on his feet—OH MAN STARR HOOKS IT—OLYMPIC NO! NO! SQ WITH A QUICK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! And SQ COUNTERS IT WITH A BULLDOG! FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! Both men down! The crowd clapping, trying to get these men pumped!

ETR: SQ getting to his feet! Looking around at this sold out crowd before pumping up in the ring! Oh man it’s on now! SQ now on the stalking side! He’s hunting, waiting for Starr! What a role reversal this is! Starr swinging into nothing but air, I don’t think he knows where he is! He turns around, FLAPJACK THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MAN WHAT AIR! AMAZING AIR AND WHAT A FALL CRASHING THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE FACE FIRST!

Fena: He’s out! He has to be out! SQ using all of his might to toss Starr Stan through that table! He might have splinters in his face! What a travesty! SQ trying to get to his feet as quick as possible, and now trying to turn Starr around in that wreckage, but he’s dead weight! A HUGE flapjack at the hands of the defending champion! He’s turned Starr on his back, hops on top for the cover!

ONNNNEEEE!!!
TWWWWOOOOOO!!!

ETR: NO! NO! STARR KICKS OUT! SQ is in sheer disbelief! Starr Stan keeps on fighting! He places his hands on his head as he tries to capture what just occurred! SQ springs to his feet and drags Starr by one leg into the center of the ring! OH MAN! DEATHLOCK—TRYING TO TURN HIM OVER! NO! STARR KICKS HIM AWAY! SQ gets sent off the ropes, Starr gets to his feet!

Fena: SQ charges off with a huge clothesline! NO STARR DUCKED—OLYMPIC SLAM! HE CAUGHT HIM! HE CAUGHT HIM! HE DUCKED IT AND HOOKED THE OLMYPIC SLAM WITH PERFECTION! Starr crawls over for the cover!!!

ONNNEEE!!!

TWWWWOOO!!!!!
NO! NO! NO! AGAIN ANOTHER KICKOUT!

ETR: You have to think that was the last resort! The last shot! What an explosive and I mean explosive Olympic Slam out of nowhere! From deep within! Able to prevent the Deathlock STF and connect with the Slam but that still didn’t get the job done! Starr is livid! He’s arguing with the referee accusing him of a slow count! He can’t believe it!

Fena: Look out, he’s climbing out of the ring and heading out here! He just pushed the timekeeper off his chair and is bringing it to the ring! He just slid it in and this cannot end well! Starr Stan with force just slams that chair into the middle of the ring. And now delivering some hard shots to the back of the champ! SQ crawling to his feet but gets stopped by Stan! Stan grabbing SQ by the head and just delivered a right hand which sent him into the corner!

ETR: And Starr just pulled down the straps from his shoulders! You know business is about to pick up in Yankee Stadium! And now he turns SQ around in that corner! And now he’s lifting him up to the top turnbuckle! Delivering another shot to the back before climbing! The crowd is on their feet! Starr Stan on the second turnbuckle! He just placed his head under SQ’s limp arm! OH NO! NO WAY!

Fena: This is the extreme Starr Stan we hoped we’d see in his return! BUT CAN HE PULL OFF THIS OLYMPIC SLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE?!?! SQ HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS FREE HAND! WHAT INSTINCTS! HE HELD ON! STARR COULDN’T LIFT HIM UP! He’s trying again but he’s not budging! SQ with a huge shot right between the eyes of Starr! He shoves him down! Starr crashes below! SQ able to turn himself around at the top!

ETR: SQ seems to be standing on top of the world! He’s standing atop the turnbuckle! Looking around! AND HE COMES DOWN WITH A HUGE ELBOW DROP TO THE HEART OF STARR STAN! OH MY GOODNESS WHAT AIR! You don’t see that from Superior Quality every week but he just connected with that elbow drop! SQ rolling around the ring, even rolling over the steel chair in the middle! And he finally gets to his feet! He walks back over to Starr here.

Fena: ANKLE LOCK! SQ WITH AN ANKLE LOCK ON STARR STAN! WHAT A MOVE! LOOK AT THIS! STARR SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE HOLDS HIS HEAD! HE’S REACHING OUT! COULD HE BE TAPPING HERE?!? He’s reaching now toward SQ who’s behind him! He’s trying to reach for one of SQ’s legs, he has a light grasp! WHOA! HE JUST USED ALL HIS LEG STRENGHT TO SHAKE OFF AND ROLL THROUGH TO THROW SQ OFF!

ETR: SQ staggering into the middle of the ring as Starr quickly reaches for the ropes to get to his feet! Starr charging! SQ WITH A KICK TO THE GUT HERE! HE’S HOOKING SOMETHING! NO WAY! NO WAY! TUCKING STARR IN! QUALITY DRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! QUALITY DRIVER! UNBELIEVABLE! BOTH MEN COLLAPSE! STARR’S NECK COMPLETEY BENT!

Fena: I cringed at that impact! SQ crawls over on top of Starr! A cover! Could this be it?!?

ONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
THHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(SQ rolls over breathing heavily as his theme hits)

(The ref places the title next to him as SQ quickly snatches it and rolls out of the ring)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STTTTILLLLL EAW INTERWIRE CHAMMMPIOONNN, SUPPPPERRRRIOORRRR QUUUAAALLLITTTYYY 85!!!!!

Fena: He did it! SQ has survived the challenge! SQ reigns as champion for another day! Unbelievable fight!

ETR: And that’s the word: fight! Some of us thought this match could have gone technical, but this was just a plain fight, Fena! A vicious fight! WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THE FIFTH ANNUAL PAIN FOR PRIDE!!

(SQ raises his title high as he walks up the ramp backwards yelling “I’m the champ!”)

Fena: Hats off to both participants, but Starr Stan unfortunately came up short! Superior Quality 85 puts on a great showing once again at Pain for Pride!

(Camera fades backstage to Flashback who is walking around in a tuxedo backstage holding a microphone)

(He walks up to the door reading “The Enterprise” and knocks)

(Lethal Consequences opens the door and appears in his red jacket and Fan steps up behind him in a green jersey)

Flashback: Gentlemen, both of you are in career altering matches tonight. What is going through your head right now?

(WWEFan steps ahead to the mic)

WWEFan: Looking spiffy, Flashback. But listen, if you want my thoughts for my match against Ashten Cross, they’re only floating around a small section of my head right now. Oh you bet I’m ready to dish out some hardcore punishment to a man that certainly deserves it. But the fate of my very EAW corporate career is on the line. At the end of the night there’s a chance that I won’t be Vice President of Extreme Answers Wrestling anymore. And it’s not even in my own hands…. But Flashback, I’m not scared. And all of these people here tonight shouldn’t be worried about my fate. I would like everyone to stay strong with me at this time. We can’t let it get to us now. We are too strong of individuals to let our self esteem down at this time of need. As I’ve said before, I have complete confidence in my associate Lethal Consequences. While the Enterprise may be in jeopardy, it will always be resonant in EAW for the effect and impact we created. Now if you’ll excuse me…I’m about to leave more effect and more, a lot more impact.

(Fan motions for Flashback to step aside as he begins to practice his punches as he walks down the aisle to the stage area)

(Flashback extends the microphone to LC)

LC: There’s a lot on the line tonight, Flash. I know that, you know that, everyone in EAW knows that. When the bell rings tonight, the entire landscape of Extreme Answers Wrestling will be shifted. My hands hold the fate of a company. Not only a company, but this man’s job, his livelihood… And as I say that, none of those thoughts will be in my mind. Going into this match, I’m not thinking about The Enterprise, or WWEFan, or EAW. I’m thinking about one thought, and one thought only. The destruction of Mr. DEDEDE’s career. HIS livelihood. This is personal at this point. This is more than people’s job on the line… it’s bigger than even that. All I care about is that one man is breathing at the end of our match… that one man will be able to leave the arena on their own will. I assure you, Flashback, you slapnut, that Mr. DEDEDE will be that man. I assure you that what all these fans attending the fifth Pain For Pride will witness a beating so brutal, so devastating…. shut the hell up KD…. a beating so lethal that they won’t be worrying about Mr. DEDEDE’s job… they’ll be worrying about his well-being.

(LC closes the door in Flashback’s face as he heads back into the room to prepare for his match)

(Camera pans backstage to Max A Million, wearing a new $50,000 suit, standing backstage in the interview room)

Max: Ladies and Gentlemen, we hope you are enjoying Pain for Pride this evening and I am joined here by a very special guest, the EAW World Heavyweight Champion ….DARK DEMON!

(Dark Demon steps into the scene, proudly holding his World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder)

Max: Demon, tonight you will be stepping into the biggest match of your life and into your very first Pain for Pride but also your first EAW title defence and you will be defending against two very different men, Mr.Insult and Colin Kaline, any worries heading into ths?

Demon: Nope ..Why worry? I’m excited, this is my first Pain for Pride after I missed my chance last year and I’m facing two guys who obviously aren’t in my league and just keep on proving that. Lets be honest, Road to Redemption was the peak of Mr.Insults career and ever since than, he’s been on a very fast downward spiral ever since and it baffles me how he is even in this match. What has he done? Beat Freakshow and Hass Johnson? (XD)!

Demon: As for Colin Kaline, well it’s obvious he’s already struggling like a needy puppy without anybody to give it attention. While Colin would love for a repeat of Reasonable Doubt, it sadly won’t be happening because Cameron can’t save Colin this time, Cameron can’t run down and cost me the victory now. What Colin and Insult have to realize is, I’m undefeated on Showdown for months now, I haven’t lost a single match on Showdown since the Cameron match. I’M unstoppable as champion Max.

Demon: I’M the Mr.DEDEDE, I’M the Mak, I’M the Jaywalker, I’M the HRDO, I’M the Heart Break Boy, I’M The CM Banks of 2012, all rolled into one. I’M un-fuck-with-able against, I brought LIFE into Showdown when it was dying, I’VE been carrying it on my shoulders ever since King of Extreme while Colin and Insult were in a feud NOBODY cared about at all until I got involved in it. Insult and Colin are just supporting roles into this entire match, I’M the star of it. You honestly think EAW would be effected if either of them left EAW today like some certain people this time last year? Not in the least. If I leave EAW, it collapses. And—Oh brother…

(Cameron Ella Ava, looking as sexy as ever wearing her usual white shorts and tank top as she walks into the screen)

Demon: The hell are you doing here? (UN)

Cameron: Oh nothing, I was just getting bored of you …But I was meaning to ask you this, I heard your victory speech a few weeks ago and really, what was up with the crying? Are you THAT gay or something? And I made you the man you are today? Was that after I kept rejecting you and finally agreed to date you after you asked me for the millionth time? Or was that after you only lasted like 8 seconds in bed with me (hehe) (XD)!!!

Demon: Yeah you’re so funny Cam, but hey ..When you lose and get owned like hell by either HBG or Cleo, you know two women have more talent in their little finger than you have in your entire body …just don’t come crying to my locker room afterwards wanting to ‘talk’ about it. 😉

(Demon walks off as Cameron stays there shaking her head)

Max: Whelp …you can always come to my dressing room to …ya know …’talk’ :$ (hello)

Cameron: Max, I would honestly prefer to take Bath Salts and eat the faces of my entire family than even go near your dressing room or doing any of those things you are thinking (ill)

(Cameron walks off as Max’s face turns bright red in embarrassment)

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

(Ashten Cross’ theme hits as the entire arena goes dark, a spotlight appears in the middle of the stage, Ashten moves into the spotlight and raises his right hand towards the sky as pyro begins to go off)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring… from CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… ASHTEEEEEEEEEN CROSSSSSSSSSSS!

ETR: Ashten Cross used to be a member of the Enterprise, but soon broke away from the stable after he began to disagree with the actions of his stable and felt that he was being ”used” by them since he was World Heavyweight Champion at the time..

(WWEFan’s theme hits but nobody comes from behind the curtain. A white limousine with tinted black windows is then seen coming from behind the titantron as it pulls up to the side of the ramp. A chauffeur in a black hat and black suit and tie gets out of the limousine as he opens the backseat door. No other than WWEFan steps out of the limousine wearing a yellow baseball jersey with ”WWE-O-Fan” imprinted on the front. WWEFan now makes his way to the ring)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent… from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.. he is the VICE PRESIDENT OF EAW.. WWEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Deadprez: A feud struck up between these two when Ashten left the Enterprise. It became very heated. Both these men even faced each other in a Hell in a Cell match at Defiance with Lethal Consequences and Johnny Nova teaming with WWEFan and Eddie Mack teaming with Ashten Cross as Eddie has some problem with the Enterprise himself. This match is a rematch of a sort for WWEFan as Ashten Cross walked out victorious at Defiance!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: This, what is sure to be a great match, is now underway! Ashten Cross is quick on the attack as he approaches WWEFan looking for a quick lock up! WWEFan having none of it as he backs away and steps through the ropes on the apron! The Vice President now shouting at the referee to tell Ashten Cross to ”back off” so he can prepare himself! The referee tells Ashten Cross to step back as WWEFan steps in to the ring.

Deadprez: Ashten Cross quickly trying to get his hands on WWEFan once more but WWEFan backs away and once more steps through the ropes on to the apron! WWEFan is once more shouting at referee to tell Ashten to back off! Ashten ignores the referee as he pushes past him and CHARGES AT WWEFAN! WAIT! WWEFAN GRABS THE BACK OF ASHTEN CROSS’ HEAD AND JUMPS OF THE APRON! ASHTEN CROSS’ FACE BOUNCES OF THE TOP ROPE AS HE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!

ETR: WWEFan slides in to the ring as he now begins stomping on the limbs of Ashten Cross! WWEFan trying to wear down the limbs of Cross! Ashten Cross is screaming out in pain! Ashten Cross lying in the ring as WWEFan once more slides out of the ring and makes his way over to the bell keeper’s area where he takes two steel chairs as he throws them in to ring as he slides back in to ring! Ashten Cross is now on his knees as WWEFan picks up a steel chair and SMASHES IT OVER THE BACK OF ASHTEN CROSS!

Deadprez: WWEFAN UNLEASHING UPON ASHTEN CROSS! WWEFAN WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK! ASHTEN IS SHOUTING OUT IN PAIN! WWEFan now picks up the second steel chair and wedges it in-between the top rope and the middle rope of the turnbuckle! WWEFan now picks up Ashten Cross and now whips him in the direction of the corner with the steel chair wedged in in! NO! ASHTEN CROSS USES THE ROPES TO AVOID GOING HEAD FIRST IN TO THE CHAIR! CROSS TURNS AROUND TO SEE WWEFAN CHARGING AT HIM!

ETR: ASHTEN WITH THE DROP TOE-HOLD! WWEFAN’S FACE SMASHING IN TO THE THE STEEL CHAIR WEDGED IN BETWEEN THE ROPES! Ashten Cross now drags WWEFan in to the center of the ring by his legs and goes for the cover!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! T – KICKOUT FROM WWEFAN!

Deadprez: Ashten Cross now picks the steel chair up that WWEFan smashed over his back earlier and places it on the chest of WWEFan as Ashten climbs to the top rope! ASHTEN NOW JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE! A GHETTO STOMP RIGHT ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR LAYING ON WWEFAN’S CHEST FROM THE TOP ROPE! Ashten Cross now slides out of the ring and goes looking under the ring for some weapons! Ashten Cross comes out from under the ring with a wooden table and a bag full of thumbtacks as he slides back in to the ring with the table and bag of thumbtacks!

ETR: WWEFan is now on his knees. Ashten Cross runs off the ropes in front of WWEFan and hits BUSAIKU KNEE KICK! WWEFAN SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT AS ASHTEN CROSS MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE TABLE HE BROUGHT IN TO THE RING! Ashten Cross picks up the table and rests it up against the turnbuckle as he makes his way back up to WWEFan who is still flat out on his back! Ashten Cross now picks up WWEFan and whips him in the direction of the table!

Deadprez: WWEFan is thrown in the direction of the table as he bounces off of it! WWEFan is now resting against the table! ASHTEN CROSS IS NOW CHARGING AT WWEFAN! WAIT! WWEFAN IS NOW RUNNING AT CROSS TOO! CROSS NOT EXPECTING THIS AS WWEFAN WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF ASHTEN CROSS! OH MY GOD! A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! ASHTEN CROSS GOES FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE! WWEFAN HAS TURNED THE TABLES! WWEFan now drags the motionless Cross away from the carcass in to the centre of the ring where he goes for the cover!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THR — KICKOUT!

ETR: WWEFan now gets up and exits the ring and goes looking under looking for more weapons to use on Ashten Cross! WWEFan pulls out a kendo stick and his signature weapon, a steel trash can! WWEFan throws them in to the ring as he slides back in and picks up Ashten Cross. WWEFan now whips Ashten Cross in to the turnbuckle! WWEFAN NOW CHARGES AT ASHTEN CROSS AS HE SENDS A SHOULDER IN TO THE GUT OF ASHTEN CROSS! AND HE SENDS ANOTHER! ASHTEN CROSS NOW SLUMPS DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TURNBUCKLE!

Deadprez: WWEFan now picks up the bag full of thumbtacks and makes his way of to the steel trash can as he rips the bag open and pours the thumbtacks in to the trash can! WWEFan now picks up the kendo stick with one hand and the trashcan filled with thumbtacks in another as he walks back over to Ashten Cross! WWEFan now places the trashcan over Cross’ head as the thumbtacks spill out over him! WWEFAN NOW BEGINS TO SMASH THE KENDO STICK AGAINST THE TRASHCAN WHICH IS OVER ASHTEN CROSS’ HEAD WHO IS SLUMPED IN THE CORNER!

ETR: Damn, I bet that hurts! WWEFan has left dents in the trashcan! Ashten Cross is pretty much motionless slumped in the turnbuckle. WWEFan now grabs the steel chair wedged in the turnbuckle and now begins to climb the turnbuckle across from Ashten Cross! WWEFAN LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE ACROSS TO ASHTEN CROSS WHO IS SLUMPED IN THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE TUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIS FEET! OH GOD! THE STEEL CHAIR SMASHES AGAINST THE STEEL TRASHCAN WHICH IS OVER ASHTEN’S FACE! ASHTEN HAS GOT TO BE DEAD!

Deadprez: THERE WERE THUMBTACKS AND EVERYTHING IN THAT TRASHCAN! WWEFan gets up as he take the trashcan off of Cross’ head as he is busted open! WWEFan now drags Ashten Cross out to the middle of the ring and covers him!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOO! THRE— KICKOUT!

ETR: HOW?! OH MY GOD! HE’S KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE MANAGE AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL THAT?! WWEFAN IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF! WWEFAN IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE THAT THAT COVER WAS A 3 COUNT BUT THE REFEREE IS SHAKING HIS HEAD! WWEFan now picks up Ashten Cross as he whips him against the ropes! WWEFAN LOOKING FOR THE BICYCLE KICK! NO! ASHTEN CROSS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE! WWEFAN TURNS AROUND AND SWINGS WILDLY BUT COMPLETELY MISSES ASHTEN CROSS AS ASHTEN IS CHARGING AT THE ROPES!

Deadprez: ASHTEN JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND HITS THE CONCUSSION ELBOWS! THE DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE ELBOWS TO THE JAWS OF WWEFAN! WWEFan now slumps to the mat as Ashten Cross drags him close to the turnbuckle! Ashten Cross now steps on the chest of WWEFan and holds on to the ropes! ASHTEN CROSS NOW JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE CHEST OF WWEFAN! THE STOMP FLURRY! ASHTEN NOW FINISHES OFF THE SEQUENCE OF STOMPS BY STOMPING ON THE SKULL OF WWEFAN! OH MY GOD! WHAT A VICIOUS STOMP TO THE SKULL! ASHTEN NOW DRAGS WWEFAN AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND COVERS HIM!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! THR – KICKOUT!!

ETR: MY GOD! HE KICKED OUT OF IT! Ashten Cross now picks up the chair that WWEFan used earlier on as he picks it up and walks back over to WWEFan where he places it over his neck! Ashten Cross now picks up WWEFan! OH GOD! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE NECK OF WWEFAN! NO! WWEFAN KEEPING HIMSELF GROUNDED USING HIS WEIGHT! OH MY GOD! WWEFAN NOW LIFTS ASHTEN CROSS UP! HE HITS A BRAINBUSTER ON CROSS! THE CON! OH GOD! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER! WWEFAN COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: Here is your winner…. WWEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

ETR: OH MY GOD! He’s done it! He beat Ashten Cross by copying his own move! Credit to WWEFan though, he performed extremely well in this match!
Deadprez: I’m surprised he didn’t need the help of the Enterprise to win this one! And for that ETR, I have to give him props; he defeated Ashten Cross without ANY help.

( Defiance DVD ad airs )

Camera pans backstage to see Y2Impact in his office as Flashback walks into the room, unknowingly to Impact who’s back is turned, as Flashback knocks on the door)

Y2Impact: About time you got here …I’m paying a $1000 an hour for you and you’re twenty minutes late? What type of Hoo—*Impact turns around to see Flashback* …Oh it’s you, what do you want Flashback?

Flashback: Um, I was just wanted a word with you before your three stages of hell match with RRS tonight but if you’re too busy, I can leave…

Y2Impact: No you can stay, Jain won’t be here for another hour anyway, blasted women …

Flashback: Well, I just wondering what is your game plan heading into this match?

Y2Impact: My game plan is obviously to win tonight. I am going to walk out there and not only defeat the Rated R Shaman of Sexy …but finish off his career. See RRS likes to compare me to cancer but lets be very honest with ourselves here Flash, I’m a three time world champion. I’ve done everything there is needed to be and I’ve proved time after time that I can hang with anybody. When I decide to finally retire from EAW, people will always remember me in fondness. They’ll have my name up there with the true real legends of this place.

Y2Impact: But RRS? RRS pissed away any legacy he could have had in 2009. He pissed away any legacy he could have last year too. RRS should be up there with Mr.DEDEDE, with HRDO and with HBB as the biggest legends in this company. RRS should be somebody people admire and respect but no. He pissed that all away and for what? Nothing! People mock RRS nowadays …you have people who have done nothing in their careers and they laugh at people like RRS. He’s an embarrassment, he’s a joke.

Y2Impact: That’s why I didn’t sign RRS to a contract …he doesn’t have it anymore. Tonight RRS is going to lose and he is not going to come back, the embarrassment of the beating I shall give him should be enough for him to understand that this isn’t 2008, EAW DOESN’T need him anymore. Hopefully he understands that when he is getting stretched out of the arena.

Flashback: Thanks Impact and good luck out there.

(Flashback walks out of the room as the camera pans back to the ring)

(Camera fades to WWEFan holding his midsection as he walks through the stagehand area toward his locker room)

Fena: Well Fan may have won the match, but no way he escaped this one unscathed.

(Suddenly he stops as a figure approaches him)

(Mr. DEDEDE walks up with a stern expression on his face as the crowd cheers)

(Fan adjusts his jersey and balls his hands into a fist, looking straight at DEDEDE)

(Both men continue to stare down as Mr. DEDEDE begins to speak)

DEDEDE: Good job out there…..Vice President.

(DEDEDE turns his expression around and he begins to smile and nod in approval before extending his hand out)

(Fan also nods as he shakes his hand)

(Fan then continues to walk away as DEDEDE looks on with a satisfied look)

ETR: What the hell was that about? Did we just see a non-violent and instead friendly encounter from the Chairman and the Vice President?

Fena: Maybe it’s just mind games. Regardless, you have to believe that was rather strange…..

(Camera fades into the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall…. And it is for THE EAW VIXENSSSS CHAMPIONSSHIPP!!

( Cleopatra’s theme hits as she confidently makes her way to the ring with her name flashing on the stage below )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challengers, from Montreal Quebec, Canada… CLEEEOOOOOPAAATRRRAAA!!

Deadprez: It’s time for the Vixens Championship match!! First to make her way into the ring is Cleopatra, who a few weeks ago on Showdown defeated a very game Christine Lee to become a part of this match, she’s impressed many so far, but the Vixen’s Championship has eluded her up to this point… Can she seize it on the grandest stage of them all? We’re about to find out.

( Cameron Ella Ava’s theme hits as she walks down to the ring wearing a diamond studded jacket )

Ring Announcer: From Los Angeles, California… CAMMMERRONNNN EELLLLAAA AVVVVAAAA!!

ETR: Her 7 MONTH reign as Vixens Champion came to an end last month at Defiance. I was able to catch a word with Cameron earlier today and she told me that she would like nothing more than to take her championship back, at Pain For Pride, and I’m telling you Prez, she looks like she’s ready for anything her two opponents may throw at her tonight.

( A red carpet is rolled out and paparazzi begin to line the ramp as The Heart Break Gal’s theme hits, she comes out wearing a huge mink scarf )
Ring Announcer: And from Los Angeles California… SHE IS THE EAW VIXENSSS CHAMPPIONNN!! THEEEE!! HEARTTTTT BREAKKK GALLLLLLLL!!

Deadprez: And there she is everyone! The Vixens Champion! Whether you love her or hate her, there is no denying that she is one of the if not the most accomplished Vixen in EAW history, last year at Pain 4 Pride she won a Championship Scramble to become the Vixens Champion, this year she enters as the Vixen’s Champion but hopes that the result will be the same.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

ETR: And we’re underway with the Vixens Championship Match!! All three women engage in a brief stare down before making their way into the center of the ring… Cameron fires the first shot towards the Vixens Champion HBG!! But HBG comes back with one of her own and now Cleo gets into the mix as she sends a swift forearm that catches Cameron in the jaw!! Cameron backs into the corner as Cleo now turns her attention towards HBG!! The two lock up and Cleo quickly switches to a rear-waist lock… She pops her hips and lifts HBG up for a release German Suplex…. BUT WOW!! HBG SHOWING GREAT ATHLETICISM AS SHE LANDS ON HER FEET!!

Deadprez: HBG quickly elbows Cleo in the back which brings her down to her knees… HBG screams something towards Cleo and then boots her right in the face… OH LOOK OUT!! CAMERON FROM BEHIND WITH A KICK TO THE LOWER LEG OF HBG… AND NOW SHE CATCHES HBG WITH A ROLLUP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… HBG KICKS OUT!!

ETR: Cameron thought she had her, but you aren’t going to defeat the Heart Break Gal that easy. Cleo’s now up to her feet… AND SHE TACKLES CAMERON TO THE GROUND AND LANDS A FEW HARD PUNCHES!! She rolls off of Cameron and gets HBG to her feet… She kicks her in the gut… AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL DDT!! She now walks over to Cameron and kicks her out of the ring so that she can focus solely on HBG!! Cleo glances over at HBG before she heads to the top!! She makes her way out onto the apron and begins the journey up to the top rope.

Deadprez: HBG is pulling herself back to her feet… HBG makes it up!!… CLEO LEAPS OFF!! SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF HBG GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA!! BUT HBG CATCHES HER!! AND SHE POWERBOMBS CLEO RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! WHAT POWER SHOWN BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! AND LOOK SHE HAS THE PIN THIS MIGHT BE IT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! CLEO KICKS OUT!!

ETR: Wow Prez!! This match is certainly off to an explosive start, that’s for sure!! HBG gets herself to her feet and pulls Cleo up, she whips her into the ropes… Cleo comes bouncing back…. AND HBG HITS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! PICTURE PERFECT FROM THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! And now look at Cameron! Rolling back into the ring… she tries to sneak up on HBG but the Vixens Champion has her well scouted and she meets Cameron with a shot right to the jaw… Cameron stumbles back a few feet… HBG goes for another right hand but she misses wildly as Cameron ducks under it… AND NOW CAMERON CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!! HBG’S GROGGY BUT SHE REMAINS ON HER FEET!!…

Deadprez: Cameron with another kick to the head right to the head, and HBG takes a tumble out of the ring!! Cameron now turns her attention over to Cleo who’s still down on the mat. Cameron gets her to her feet and throws her into the corner… CAMERON COMES RUNNING WITH A DROPKICK… BUT CLEO ESCAPES JUST IN TIME AND CAMERON GOES FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, NOT GOOD FOR CAMERON ELLA AVA HERE!! SHE’S TIED UP IN THE CORNER HERE AND CLEO IS GOING TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE!! She kicks Cameron a few times in the face before heading up to the top again.

ETR: Cleo sets herself up on the top rope… SHE JUMPS OFF… AND OH MY!! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST!! DOUBLE KNEES DELIVERED RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!! Cleo has been very impressive so far in this championship contest!! Cleo gets Cameron out of the corner and drags her into the center of the ring, Cameron rolls over in pain… She grabs Cameron by the legs… UH OH SHE MAY BE LOOKING TO LOCK IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!! BUT CAMERON WON’T LET CLEO TURN HER OVER AND SHE KICKS HER OFF!! SENDING CLEO BACK INTO THE ROPES… AND OH MY!! HBG WAS ON THE APRON WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND WHACKED CLEO RIGHT OVER THE BACK!! CLEO COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, HBG ENTERS THE RING AND THRUSTS HER FOREARM INTO THE THROAT OF CLEO FOR THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO CAMERON JUST IN TIME PULLS HBG OFF OF CLEO!!

Deadprez: Cameron and HBG both pull themselves to their feet, and just think of the epic encounters these two have been a part of!! Cameron balls up her fist and sends a stiff shot into the jaw of HBG!! HBG takes a step back but fires right back at Cameron!! Cameron stumbles back a few feet… AND NOW SHE COMES CHARGING!! SHE PUSHES HBG BACK INTO THE CORNER AND RAMS HER SHOULDER INTO THE STOMACH OF HBG A FEW TIMES… SHE GRABS HBG AND NOW WHIPS HER INTO THE ADJACENT CORNER… SHE COMES DARTING… CROSSBODY!! INTO THE CORNER!! HBG COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER… AND NOW CAMERON GETS BEHIND HBG AND HITS A REVERSE BULLDOG!! CAMERON’S ON FIRE!!

ETR: Both Cleo and HBG are down!! This is Cameron’s chance! She moves towards the steel chair that was brought into the ring just before by HBG… what’s Cameron got in mind??? She picks the steel chair up and grips it firmly in her hands… she bangs it on the ground a few times egging HBG to make it to her feet!! HBG is starting to stir… she puts her hands on the ropes and pulls herself to her feet… CAMERON RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD… AND SHE CRACKS IT OVER THE HEAD OG HBG!! WAIT NO!! HBG AVOIDED THE CHAIR SHOT!! CAMERON MISSES AND NOW HBG TRIPS HER UP!!…

Deadprez: HBG HAS CAMERON DOWN AND LOOK ETR!! LOOK!! SHE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE CALIFORNIA DREAM!! SHE HAS CAMERON TURNED… AND NOW HBG LEANS BACK AND GRABS CAMERON’S HEAD!! YES!! YES SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN!! HBG HAS THE CALIFORNIA DREAM LOCKED IN ON CAMERON ELLA AVA!! AND YOU HAVE TO THINK IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW, ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE CAMERON IS GOING TO BE FORCED TO TAP OUT HERE!! CLEO’S STILL DOWN, DOWN AND OUT FROM THAT CHAIR SHOT HBG DELIVERED TO HER!! CAMERON’S STURGGLING… STRUGGLING TO HANG ON!! SHE REACHES OUT BUT THERE’S NOTHING FOR HER TO GRAB!! THE CALIFORNIA DREAM IS APPLIED SMACK DAB IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

ETR: CAMERON’S CLAWING DESPERATELY TO GET TO THE ROPES!! I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN SHE MUST BE EXPERIENCING!! SHE’S GAINING GROUND… SHE’S MAKING PROGRES… SHE’S JUST A FINGERTIP AWAY NOW… HBG REARS BACK ONE LAST TIME AND LET’S OUT A SCREAM BUT CAMERON GET’S TO THE ROPES!! CAMERON GET’S HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE… I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! HBG’S GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE HOLD!! HBG RELEASES CAMERON AND ROLLS OVER, SHE’S SHOCKED THAT CAMERON WAS ABLE TO REACH THE ROPES!! HBG exhausted gets to her feet and walks over to Cleo who’s attempting to make it back to her feet.

Deadprez: HBG grabs her… and attempts a suplex!! BUT CLEO LANDS BEHIND HBG AND SHE HITS A SWIFT NECKBREAKER!! And so far, neither of these three Vixens have been able to break away from the pack. As soon as it seems like they’re building some momentum, one of the other Vixens puts a stop to it. Let’s see if Cleo can build off of this. Cleo gets Cameron to her feet and connects with a hard elbow right to the face, and this has been a VERY VERY HARD HITTING Vixens match, none of these lovely ladies are holding anything back!

ETR: Cleo now has Cameron dazed in the corner… she picks up the chair that’s still in the ring and sets it up in the middle… what’s she doing?!… She takes a few steps back and begins to RUN!! SHE STEPS UP ONTO THE CHAIR AND THEN JUMPS OFF OF IT AND THROWS HER ENTIRE BODY AT CAMERON WHO’S LEANED UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!!… BUT CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CLEO GOES FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! CAMERON GRABS HER AND BRINGS HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… SHE SETS HER UP FOR BITCH CAMP!!… IT CONNECTS!! OH GOD RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! CAMERON ROLLS CLEO OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG, IT’S OVER!! NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—BUT HBG SPRINGS ON TOP OF CAMERON AND BREAKS IT UP!! HBG BREAKS IT UP!! AND THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT HBG JUST SAVED HER TITLE RIGHT THERE!!

Deadprez: WOW THAT WAS SO CLOSE!! Cameron makes it back to her feet… AND SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! OUT OF NOWHERE!! PICTURE PERFECT FROM HBG!! CAMERON FALLS!! CAMERON HITS THE MAT AND HBG IMMEDIATELY GOES INTO THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRR—WHAT?!?! CAMERON KICKED OUT!! NO WAY IN HELL…!!… WHAT?!?!

ETR: THIS IS INSANE!! HOW IN THE HELL DID CAMERON KICK OUT OF SWEET CHIN MUSIC!?!?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! WHAT A MATCH!! HBG IS JUST AS SURPRISED AS US!! She glances over at the turnbuckle, and then down at Cameron… she moves towards it… She pulls herself up onto the top turnbuckle… HER BACK IS FACING CAMERON… HYSTERIA DRIVE IS ON IT’S WAY!! SHE LEAPS OFF… AND SHE GOT IT!! OR DID SHE?!?! NO!! I DON’T BELIEVE SHE DID!! CAMERON GOT HER KNEES UP!! CAMERON GOT HER KNEES UP AND DROVE THEM RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM OF THE HEART BREAK GAL!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!! Cameron rolls over to the ropes and slowly pulls herself up and Prez, let me just say no matter what the result is, you have to give these three women credit… they came to FIGHT.

Deadprez: It’s all for the Vixens Championship, ETR!! Plus on top of that, it’s Pain For Pride so everyone brings their A-Game. She pulls HBG to her feet… SHE’S GOING FOR BITCH CAMP ON HBG!!… BUT HBG REVERSES IT INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BRINGING CAMERON DOWN HARD TO THE MAT!! ANOTHER REVERSAL!! SHE GRABS CAMERON AND DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER… AND I BELIEVE SHE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN… SHE TURNS CAMERON ELLA AVA OVER… AND THERE IT IS!! THE CALIFORNIA DREAM HAS BEEN APPLIED AGAIN TO CAMERON ELLA AVA!! THIS IS BAD ETR!! THERE’S NO WAY CAMERON CAN ESCAPE THIS!!

ETR: SHE DID EARLIER IN THE MATCH… BUT YOU’RE RIGHT PREZ, I CAN’T SEE HOW CAMERON CAN POSSIBLY GET OUT OF THE CALIFORNIA DREAM TWO TIMES IN ONE MATCH!! SHE LETS OUT A SHREIK!! A BONE CHILLING SHREIK THAT CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE STADIUM!! SHE’S DESPERATELY SCRATCHING AND CLAWING TRYING TO REACH ANYTHING SHE CAN… THE STEEL CHAIR IS JUST OUT OF HER REACH… AND THERE’S NOTHING ELSE THAT CAN HELP HER!!… AND LOOK PREZ!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT… SHE’S ACTUALLY CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES!! THE WILL, THE DRIVE, IT’S INSANE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING!! CAMERON’S ALMOST THERE… JUST A FINGERTIP AWAY!! C’MON!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

Deadprez: BUT LOOK!! HBG BREAKS THE HOLD AND DRAGS CAMERON BACK INTO THE CENTER… AND SHE APPLIES IT AGAIN!! SHE HAS THE CALIFORNIA DREAM APPLIED AGAIN!! AND I’M AFRAID THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CAMERON’S LAST CHANCE!! NO WAY CAN SHE GET OUT OF IT NOW!! SHE’S IN DESPERATION MODE… SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING!! SHE’S GOING TO GIVE UP!!…. BUT LOOK AT CLEO!! SHE DIVES ON TOP OF HBG TO BREAK THE HOLD!! ONE SECOND LATER AND IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO LATE!! THE MATCH WILL CONTINUE!! IT’S NOT OVER!! WHAT A FANTASTIC MATCH WE’RE WITNESSING ETR!! IT’S INCREDIBLE!!

ETR: All three of these women are COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED! These three extremely talented Vixens are putting on a spectacle. I’m amazed that they still have something left! And now they all pull themselves up, how these women are able to stand, especially Cameron is beyond me!! Her legs and back have suffered so much as a result of spending so much time in the California Dream, we’re witnessing a classic here! Cleo makes a motion towards HBG but she ducks… AND CLEO RUNS RIGHT INTO THE GODDESS’ TOUCH BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!! BUT NOW CAMERON TURNS AROUND AND RUNS INTO ANOTHER SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBG!! CAMERON STUMBLES BACK AND COLLAPSES!! HBG FALLS ON TOP OF CLEO AND HERE’S THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( The Heart Break Gal’s theme hits as she begins to get up and receives the Vixens Championship )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STILLL THE EAW VIXXENNNSS CHAMPPIONN!! THEEE HEARTTTT!! BREAKKKK!! GALLLLLLL!!

Deadprez: AND JUST LIKE THAT IT’S OVER!! WHAT A MATCH!! The Heart Break Gal after a simply GRUELING battle has come out on top, and retains her Vixens Championship!! We saw a bit of everything in this one ETR.

ETR: Indeed we did Prez, and let me just say that even though The Heart Break Gal won the match, Cameron Ella Ava and Cleopatra have absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed of, these three put on a classic. This was one of the best Vixens Championship matches I’ve ever seen. Congratulations to the Heart Break Gal for retaining her championship, but I believe that Cameron and Cleo also deserve Congratulations as they certainly gave the champ a run for her money.

( Camera fades backstage to a room where a few of the participants in the 24/7 Battle Royal are arguing )

Rami Safraoui: That match is MINE to win!

Suicidal VIP: Get real Rami, you don’t have a fighting chance.

Liam Catterson: Like you do VIP? Listen, neither of you can match me inside of that ring, I have all the skill all the—

( Scott Diamond steps into the picture and stares at the three men as Liam Catterson stops talking )

Scott Diamond: No, listen to me. None of you hold a fighting chance, and neither do the other six, I’m a former World Champion, I almost forced CM Bank to retire… MY group Mutiny forced Jaywalker into retirement, I’m the most dangerous—

???: Yeah, you tell em’ Scott!

( The camera zooms out to reveal Captain Charisma as he steps up and stands toe to toe with Scott Diamond )

Captain Charisma: I’m sorry Scott, but did I just here you call Mutiny… YOUR group? Do I need to remind you that without me, you’d still be jerking curtains?
Scott(disgusted): What are you even doing here?

Captain Charisma: What am I doing here? I’m one of the men that made Pain For Pride what it is today, I’m a former CEO of this company, I’m here because I can be here. But another big reason why I did decide to come is because of you. I’ve been watching you on TV… and I just can’t believe how far you’ve fallen. You went from World Champion, to competing in a match… no disrespect to the three of you(points over at the other three men)that no one cares about… in about of 2 months, you’ve dropped from king of Dynasty, to total irrelevancy.

Scott: I don’t have time for this… *Scott moves to the left of CC and starts to walk away*

Captain Charisma: And another thing I’ve come to realize, is this free fall that you’ve been on… all started when I left. Admit it Scott, I was your backbone, I was the thing that kept you standing, without me you’re nothing.

( Scott stops and turns to meet CC as they get face to face )

Scott: Oh really? Is that the way you think it is, well fine, I’m going to show you that I never needed you… I’m going to WIN this Battle Royal, and then I’m going to go on to become a two time World Champion.

Captain Charisma: We’ll see about that, Scott.

Scott: Yeah we will, Matthieu.

( Scott grins as he pushes CC aside and walks out of the room )

( Camera fades into the ring )

(The Y2Impact vs. Rated R Shaman of Sexy feud plays on the screen, showcasing the feud from early 2009, their short-feud in 2011 and their current feud in 2012)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is grudge match and it is a THREEEEE STAAGGGGEEESSSSSS OFFFFF HEELLLLL MMAAAATTCH!!!! The first fall will be a Falls Count Anywhere match, the second fall will be a flaming tables match and if needed, the third fall will be a Glass Wallz match!

(The Rated R Shaman of Sexys theme hits as he walks out, posing on the ramp in slow-motion)

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring from Oakland California, he is a former EAW Hardcore champion, a former World Heavyweight Champion and the star inductee into the 2011 Hall of Fame …..THEEEEEEEE RAATTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDD RRRRRR SHHHHAAAAMMMMAAANNNNN OOOFFFFFFFFFF SEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYYYY!!!!!!

ETR: Well here we are, this match is going to be the FINAL encounter between these two men and this feud has been going on for the last three and a half years but tonight it finally ends, tonight it will end in a two out of three falls match but is RRS ready for this? He hasn’t properly wrestled since House of Glass last October.

Deadprez: I don’t know ETR, But RRS is going to HAVE to be ready for this …He forced himself into this when he stopped Y2Impact from announcing his retirement three weeks ago but lets not forget, if RRS can manage to get it into the third fall, its in the Glass Wallz match, which is his HOME and he will have a massive advantage in it.

(The arena lights turn out as the entire arena goes into total darkness)

(A large countdown clock appears on the screen and starts playing)

5….
4…
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(A parade of fireworks go off as the lights turn back on as Y2Impact is standing on the screen, wearing a new jewel encrusted jacket with the letters of ‘Y2Impact’ written on the back)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Seattle Washington, weighing in at 226 pounds ….Y2IIIIIIIIIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPACCCCCCCCCCTTTT!!!!

ETR: What an entrance by Y2Impact as he means business tonight! Y2Impact does have a big advantage over RRS tonight as Impact has NEVER been pinned or submitted at Pain for Pride, the only time he lost was a triple threat match last year when LC picked up the win over Ashten Cross. Throw in Y2impacts recent win over CM Banks on Voltage this past week and he has a load of momentum—

Deadprez: And RRS just slid out of the ring and begins attacking Y2Impact! Both men are exchanging blows on the ramp way, they couldn’t even wait as neither man is letting up and the referee is telling the ring announcer to the ring the bell as he follows them out there, well it is Falls Count Anywhere anyway!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: RRS wins the battle as he Irish-whips Impact INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! RRS now walks over and grabs Y2Impact, who is on the ground in pain as RRS picks up the steps and throws them into the ring, RRS now looks over to see Impact using the barricade to get up as RRS charges at Impact but Impact side-steps and lifts RRS up in the air and DROPS RRS GROIN FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE!! …RRS is in a whole different whole world of pain as he remains on the barricade as Impact jumps onto the ring apron and back off with a FLYING ENZURGI INTO RRS!!

Deadprez: THAT KNOCKS RRS HEAD OVER HEELS INTO THE CROWD!! RRS LITERALLY LANDS HEAD FIRST ON AN OPENED STEEL CHAIR!! …Impact is getting back up and looks under the ring, as Impact pulls out a trash can filled with weapons! Impact throws the trash can into the ring as RRS is struggling to use the barricade to get up and Impact throws RRS over the barricade and rolls him into the ring …Impact pulls out a kendo stick from that trash can and Impact begins SMACKING RRS WITH THAT KENDO STICK! RRS’S BODY IS GETTING SMACKED EVERYWHERE BY IMPACT!!

ETR: Impact now drops the kendo stick as he goes to grab the steel steps, RRS is pulling himself up to his knees as Impact picks up those heavy steel steps and looks to DRIVE THOSE STEPS INTO THE HEAD OF RRS!! BUT RRS COUNTERS IT INTO A DROP TOE HOLD!! THE HEAD OF IMPACT GOES BOUNCING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! …Y2Impact is now the one on the mat as RRS is slowly getting up to his feet, RRS goes over to that trash can and pulls out a bag here, RRS begins opening the bag by those steps …AND RRS IS POURING THOUSANDS OF TACKS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! RRS now lifts up Impact and SCOOP SLAMS IMPACT DOWN SPINE FIRST ONTO THE TACKED COVERED STEEL STEPS!!

Deadprez: OH MAN!! IMPACT IS ROLLING IN PAIN!! IMPACT HAS SEVERAL TACKS STUCK INTO HIS SPINE NOW!! HIS SPINE, HIS SHOUDLER BLADES, EVEN THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND LEGS! …RRS now keeps Impact on the steps as he runs off the ropes and hits a RUNNING LEG DROP THAT SENDS IMPACT FURTHER INTO THE STEEL STEPS AND THE TACKS!! IMPACT IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! RRS isn’t going for the pin though, he’s enjoying this! Impact is rolling away and out of the ring as RRS is plotting out his next move, checking in that trash can for any more useful weapons …Impact is regaining himself on the floor, using our table to get up as RRS HITS OFF THE ROPES!! …SUICDE DIVE!! THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO IMPACT!! BUT IMPACT SIDE-STEPS AS RRS CRASHES INTO OUR TABLE!!

ETR: RRS KNOCKS OVER OUR LAPTOPS AS HE CRASHED FULL FORCE INTO OUR TABLE!! RRS IS LYING RIGHT DOWN ON OUR TABLE!! GREAT VISION BY IMPACT TO AVOID THAT! Impact is trying to pull those tacks out of his body as he begins approaching to his feet, RRS falls off the table and onto the floor, struggling to move as Impact walks over to a camera man and rips the camera away from him and RRS is using the table to get up as IMPACT SMASHES THE CAMERA INTO THE BACK OF RRS’S SKULL!! RRS IS LEANED OVER OUR TABLE NOW! IMPACT DROPS THE CAMERA, RIPPING OFF THE TOP OF OUR TABLE AND PULLS OUT A MONITOR…

Deadprez: RRS IS TOO GROGGY TO REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING AS IMPACT SMASHES THE MONITOR RIGHT INTO RRS’S FACE!! THE GLASS SMASHES INTO RRS’S FACE!! RRS IS CUT OPEN!! HE’S BLEEDING NOW!! BUT HE’S TRYING TO STAY ON HIS FEET, USING THE TABLE TO HOLD HIM UP BUT IMPACT LEAPS UP!! CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER ON RRS!! REMEMBER, ITS FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, IMPACT CAN COVER HIM NOW IF HE WANTS TOO!! IF HE EVEN CAN!! BUT IMPACT LANDED ON HIS BACK, WHICH STILL HAS TACKS IN THEM, HE HURT HIMSELF TO FINISH OFF RRS!!
ETR: IMPACT NOW CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS A LEG OF RRS!! THIS IS GOTTA BE IT PREZ! THERES NO WAY RRS CAN KICK OUT OF A CAMERA SHOT, A MONITOR SHOT AND A CODEBREAKER COMBO!!

ONE!!!….TWO!! …THREE!!!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the first fall ….Y222IIIIMMPPPPACCCTTTTT!!! This next fall is a flaming tables match, which means the only way to win is by putting your opponent through a table on fire!

Deadprez: 30 seconds will be given for each man to regroup, Impact is setting up now as he tries to recover but RRS hasn’t even moved yet, he’s covered in a pool of his own blood and the 30 seconds are now …which means its back on! Impact is getting up to his feet slowly as he walks to the ring and looks underneath, pulling out a table! Impact also pulls out a can of gas and lighter fluid, Impact sets the table up on the floor as he pours the gas + lighter fluid on the table as it erupts into flames! Impact now grabs RRS up to his feet and looks to SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! BUT RRS BLOCKS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT ..SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE FLOOR!! RRS JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM DEFEAT THERE!

ETR: RRS is on all fours now, RRS is pulling himself up as he grabs Impact and rolls him into the ring, RRS now pulling out a new table from under the ring, we now have two tables in play! RRS leans the table by the corner as he grabs the lighter fluid and sets that leaned table on fire! Oh boy, TWO flaming tables now but watch out! IMPACT FROM BEHIND SMASHES THAT TRASH CAN FROM EARLIER INTO THE SPINE OF RRS! Impact places the trash can down as he hits off the ropes …RUNNING BULLDOG!! IMPACT PUTS RRS INTO THE TRASH CA—NO!! RRS CATCHES IMPACT AND CRASHES HIM DOWN ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! IMPACT CREATES A HUGE DENT INTO THE TRASH CAN AS HIS SPINE WENT CRASHING INTO IT!!

Deadprez: RRS is slowly getting up again, this time he walks over and picks up that kendo stick from earlier, RRS walks back over to Impact and BEGINS CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE KENDO STICK!! RRS IS DRIVING THAT KENDO STICK INTO THE THROAT OF Y2IMPACT!! IMPACT IS STRUGGLING TO BREATH NOW!! RRS IS TRYING TO PUT A HOLE THROUGH IMPACTS THROAT!! IMPACT IS KICKING AT HIM!! IMPACT KICKS RRS IN THE GROIN!! RRS backs away as Impact is coughing hard here, Impact is getting up to his feet slowly but RRS COMES CHARGING BACK AT HIM WITH A CLOTHESLNE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! IMPACT IS GONNA CRASH INTO THE FLAMING TABLE ON THE FLOOR!! BUT NO!! IMPACT STAYS ON THE APRON, USING THE ROPES TO LIFT HIMSELF UP — BUT NO!! RRS WITH A SPEAR!! SPEAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!

ETR: RRS HITS I—NO!! IMPACT LIFTS UP A BOOT, KICKING RRS IN THE SKULL!! IMPACT NOW SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE – SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE INTO RRS!! BUT RRS COUNTERS IT INTO A FLAPJACK!! FLAPJACK INTO THAT THUMB-TACKED COVER STEEL STEPS!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! IMPACT NOT ONLY JUST CRASHED INTO THE STEPS, BUT HIS WHOLE TORSO JUST CRASHED INTO THE THUMBTACKS!! IMPACTS FACE IS COVERED IN TACKS, HIS CHEST, HIS STOMACH! TOP OF HIS SPINE AND LEGS FROM EARLIER!! IMPACT IS LITERALLY COVERED IN THUMBTACKS NOW!!

Deadprez: THIS IS BRUTAL!! Impact is crawling away …he’s trying to crawl away, regroup and regain himself but it’s too much for him, Impact is dripping blood slightly from the top of his head and Impact is trying to lift himself, Impact is struggling to make himself up but he drops back down to his knees, Impacts running on pure instinct now, he’s refusing to lye down as he AGAIN tries getting up, he’s on his feet but RRS CHARGES AT HIM!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! RRS WITH THE SPEAR!! THAT TAKES Y2IMPACT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!! IMPACT GOES THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!! OH MY GOD!!

Ring Announcer: Rated R Shaman of Sexy has won the second fall, this will now be a Glass Wallz match!

(Ominous music begins to play as the Glass Wallz begins to lower down from the ceiling to the ring)

ETR: Well like we said, 30 seconds before the match restarts so we’ll give you a very brief run down on this glass wallz ..as you can see this is like a steel cage but with glass and on top of this is weapons, trash cans, tables, chairs, pizza slicers, barbed wire, EVERYTHING is up there. Escaping this structure will NOT result in a victory, only a pinfall or submission can do so and we do assure you, this is going to get even more violent now, and we’re off! RRS is already to his feet, Impact is still stuck in that corner with the tacks now BURNED into his skin, this is a nasty match alright..

Deadprez: RRS is already climbing the Glass Wallz and he pulls down a pizza slicer, Impact is using the ropes to get up as RRS jumps down and now CUTS THE ARM OF IMPACT OPEN WITH THAT PIZZA SLICER!! IMPACT HAS A HUGE CUT ON HIS ARM AS BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF HIS ARMS!! IMPACT FALLS TO A KNEE AS RRS NOW CUTS OPEN HIS LEG!! RRS JUST SLICED A HUGE PART OF IMPACTS LEG OPEN!! BLOOD IS GUSHING DOWN QUICKLY ONTO THE MAT!! RRS DROPS THE PIZZA SLICER AND HITS OFF THE ROPES …SHINNING WIZARD!! IT CONNECTS INTO IMPACT!! IMPACT IS DOWN ON THE MAT!! COVER BY RRS!!

ONE!! …TWO!! …NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT WITH HIS GOOD LEG!!

ETR: WHAT?! RRS IS POUNDING ON THE MAT! HIS OWN BLOOD IS DRIPPING ONTO IMPACTS BODY!! RRS is again climbing up the Glass Wallz and this time pulls down a sledgehammer as RRS is looking to finally end this match …Impact is somehow moving to his feet as RRS SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO IMPACT! But Impact ducks it and quickly kicks him in the mid-section and tries to Irish-whip RRS but RRS counters as Impact hits into the ropes, Impact stops by the ropes as the pain in his leg is too much but RRS CHARGES AT HIM!! BUT IMPACT COUNTERS IT INTO A HIP TOSS! BUT RRS INSTEAD OF CRASHING INTO THE GLASS WALLZ, RRS ADJUSTS, LANDING HIS FEET ON THE ROPES AND BEGINS CLIMBING THE GLASS WALLZ!! RRS IS GETTING TO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ, RRS IS LOOKING TO PULL OFF A TRASH CAN OR SOMETHING FROM UP THERE! BUT IMPACT GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER!

Deadprez: AND IMPACT SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE GLASS WALLZ! RRS LOSES HIS BALANCE!! RRS LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ! AND CRACKS ARE STARTING TO APPEAR ON THE GLASS WALLZ!! AND IMPACT SWINGS AGAIN! AND THIS TIME THE GLASS WALLZ CRACKS AND IT COLLAPES!! OH MY GOD!! RRS GOES CRASHING OFF THE GLASS WALLZ AND THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE IMPACT SET UP EARLIER IN THE SECOND FALL!! AND THE GLASS FROM THE WALL NOW FALLS ALL DOWN ON TOP OF RRS!! HE’S KILLED!! THERE IS NO WAY RRS CAN COME BACK FROM THIS! RRS IS LYING IN MILLIONS OF BROKEN GLASS AND BURNING WOOD!! Impact drops to his knees, he’s bleeding everywhere, his blood is a puddle on the mat…

ETR: Impact is crawling to the ropes, trying to drop to the floor as he grabs RRS out of the wreckage, RRS has glass BURNED into his skin, he’s bleeding out of his stomach, his chest and his face …this is sickening! Impact rolls RRS into the ring but RRS is SOMEHOW crawling anyway, he’s moving at snail pace but still as Impact crawls into the ring! Impact now goes for the cover!

ONE! ….TWO!! …..

Deadprez: BUT RRS GRABS THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES IT ACROSS THE FACE OF IMPACT! OH MY GOD!! BLOOD IS PUMPING OUT OF IMPACTS FACE! IT’S GUSHING OUT TO THE MAT!! RRS saved himself as Impact is rolling in pain, RRS is SHAKING, his body is covered in glass as he slowly tries getting up and begins heading to the turnbuckle, RRS is slowly climbing up the turnbuckle and RRS IS LOOKING TO END THIS WITH THE STIGMATA!! BUT IMPACT KICKS THE ROPES, CAUSING RRS TO LOSE BALANCE AND LAND GROIN FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE, RRS IS SITTING ON THE TURNBUCKLE AS IMPACT, RUNNING ON A FOURTH WIND IS GETTING UP AND SLOWLY WALKS TO THE TURNBUCKLE, DRIVING THE SKULL OF RRS INTO THE GLASS WALLZ! RRS’S HEAD JUST GOT PUT THROUGH THE GLASS IN THE CORNER!! AND IMPACT WITH A SUPERPLEX BACK SUPLEX!! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THOSE THUMBTACKED STEEL STEPS ON THE MAT!! GOOD GAWD!!

ETR: AND LOOK AT THIS! THAT HUGE HOLE IN THE WALL CAUSES THE TWO GLASS WALLZ TO COLLAPSE!! THAT WAS HOLDING THEM TOGETHER!! TWO GLASS WALLZ JUST FALL ON TOP OF RRS AND IMPACT!! THEY ARE LYING IN MILLIONS OF PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS AS THE OPPOSING WALL ALSO COLLAPES DUE TO NO SUPPORTING TO HOLD IT TOGETHER!! THREE GLASS WALLZ JUST CAME DOWN RRS AND IMPACT!! THEY ARE DEAD!!! THEY ARE BURIED UNDERNEATH MILLIONS OF PIECES OF GLASS!!! IT’S COVERING THE RING!! THE ENTIRE RING AND RINGSIDE FLOOR IS COVERED IN BROKEN GLASS!!! THERE IS NO WAY RRS OR IMPACT ARE ALIVE, SURELY NOT NOW!!!

Deadprez: AND LOOK!! SOMEBODYS ARM IS MOVING!! ITS IMPACTS!! IMPACT DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF RRS!!! COVER!!!

ONE!!! ….TWO!!!! …..THREEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ……Y2IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPACTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

ETR: …..

Deadprez: Wow, what a BRUTAL match! These two brought it all against each-other, they are lying in millions of broken glass pieces, they have tacks burned into their bodies, glass burned into their bodies, they are bleeding puddles of blood and how either man is alive, I’ll NEVER know.

ETR: That was something insane alright, EMTS are rushing down here, they have to remove the glass first which is easier said than done …Impact is literally SHAKING in the ring right now, his entire face is covered in glass along with his back and legs, his arm and leg continue to bleed along with his face and Impact is coughing up blood already.

Deadprez: RRS isn’t moving at all, his body is covered in glass all over, he has burn marks from that fallen drop into the flaming table and he has glass burned into his skin. EMTS place both men onto two separate stretchers now as they get wheeled out of here, what a match!

( An EAW Draft Preview is shown )

(The Kevin Devastation vs. James Johnson feud plays on the screen)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a grudge match!

(A Choir begins to walk down the ramp, around twenty five or so members on each-side of the long ramp-way as they begin to perform a hymn as James Johnson walks down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And first, making his way to the ring, from Boston MA, weighing in at 256 pounds ……
JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The cameras fade from James Johnson in the ring to the rafters of the arena. A cracking of thunder is heard. And what looks like a large glass staircase is lowering from the top of the titantron to the ring.)

Deadprez: What is the meaning of this?!?!?

(The lights in the arena dim until there is no light at all. After this happens Power by Kanye West starts to play across the arena as holograms of Angels begin to appear flying from the titantron across the arena.)

ETR: Well Prez, I think this can only mean one thing. Kevin Devastation is coming out in style as he always does at this event.

(A spotlight shines at the titantron as a large Gold Gate is shown with white fog all around it. The gate slowly opens to show Kevin Devastation with a white hooded leather coat with words such as “Sacrosanct” and “Gift.Of.Devastation” along the spine.)

Deadprez & ETR: :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o!!!

(Kevin Devastation with a smirk on his face throws his hands up in the air making the wolfhead sign as that long staircase begins flashing golden lights along it. The staircase also begins having a slow fall of white smoke from it.)

(Kevin Devastation begins walking down the staircase to the ring as the holograms of Angels pass by him, and the golden lights shine from the staircase. Kevin Devastation finally reaches the ring and steps off the staircase inside the ring.)

ETR: Well what a show by Kevin Devastation, this man spares no expense for this event folks. He is hated but he knows how to give us a show.

(Kevin Devastation takes off his hood revealing that his black hair has been dyed Blonde before taking the jacket off. Kevin Devastation then raises his hands into the air again as the lights return to normal and the staircase is raised again.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is weighing in tonight at 290 Pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina ……KEEEVVVIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN DDDEEEEEVVVVVVVASSSSSSTTAATIIIIIIOOOONNNNNN!!!!

Deadprez: Neither of these men are going to waste time tonight, neither man is going to let up or go easy on each-other, this is going to be a fight from the moment the bell rings and it won’t be pretty, that’s for sure!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: And Devastation quickly charges at Johnson but Johnson knocks him down with a clothesline! Johnson now grabs the right leg of Devastation and …LOCKS IN THE SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!!! JOHNSON HAS IT LOCKED IN ON DEVASTATION!! AND HE TAPS!! HE TAPPED!! KD QUICKLY TAPPED OUT!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….JAMMMMMMMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: What the? How long was that match? Six? Seven seconds? That has to be quickest victory in Pain for Pride history though! Johnson keeps the hold locked in! KD keeps tapping out, tears flowing out of his eyes like the bitch he is! Johnson is laughing at this, KD has been embarrassed at Pain for Pride! Johnson finally lets go …

ETR: Johnson places his foot on top of Devastation now and raises his arms high up in the air, the crowd erupts into cheers! Johnson finally has his Pain for Pride moment and what a moment it is, beating Kevin Devastation by submission in like six seconds, thank you Johnson!

(Camera fades backstage to Eve who is standing in a beautiful gown with a microphone in her hand)

Eve: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, he is one of the challengers for tonight’s World Heavyweight Championship match, Colin Kaline.

(Colin Kaline walks into view to a mixed reaction)

Eve: Kaline, tonight—

(Kaline puts his hand up and demands the microphone)

Kaline: Eve, tonight is when the title comes home to papa! Never in the history of EAW have you tied the names Colin Kaline and World Heavyweight Champion together. But ladies and gentlemen, that ends tonight. Love it, or hate it, it changes tonight! Actually, I retract from that statement a little bit because just a few weeks ago I was to become the rightful World Heavyweight Champion. But sometimes things don’t go your way….Insult, you dug yourself that hole when you screwed me, and tonight you’re going in it! Demon, I made a little space in that hole for you too, buddy. I have your number. And tonight your little cloud gets shot and everything will collapse on you. The little cloud hanging above Yankee Stadium will finally diminish once I take you down again. And if you ask me—

(Someone is heard running)

(Eve runs out of the way)

(Mr. Insult runs into view and begins delivering right hands to Kaline)

ETR: Oh man! Insult has heard enough again! Both men trading shots! Both men going at it!

???: Security! Security! Security!

(WWEFan runs into view as he motions and waves as a group of security guards split up both men)

(Both men try to run through the guards but are ultimately held down)

(Crowd boos)

Fan: Now gentlemen, I cannot and will not allow assaults like these just a few moments away from your matchup! And until it’s time to make your entrances, these fine security personal will be escort you two at all times. And also they will ensure that you two make no more contact until the bell rings for the triple threat match. If you want to ruin each other, please do it out there….Good luck gentlemen….

(Fan walks away as the camera pans to both Kaline and Insult steaming and ready to go)

( Camera fades into the ring where 10 extremists are shown warming up )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7 OVER THE TOP 10 MAN BATTLE ROYAL!!!… The winner of the match will receive a championship opportunity that they can use at any time for any championship in Extreme Answers Wrestling!

Ring Announcer: And now introducing the participants of the match! CHRIS STRYKER!!…. STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE!!…. SUCIDAL VIP!!…. RAMI SAFRAOUI!!…. JON KELTON!!…. LIAM CATTERSON!!…. SCOTT DIAMOND!!…. STORM LIGHTNING!!….DANIEL WOLFE!!…. AND HURRICANE HAWK!!

Stew: We’re about ready to get the second annual 24/7 Battle Royal underway! First let’s take a look at the rules and terms of the match!

( A graphic highlighting the rules of the match are shown on the screen )

HYC: Well Stew, it’s a standard over the top battle royal, to be eliminated both of your feet must hit the floor, the last man left standing in the ring will be awarded the championship opportunity that he can use for any championship at any time.

Stew: But let’s not forget that the opportunity is under 24/7 rules, which means if the winner doesn’t keep his guard up, it could get stolen right out from under him, a lesson that Undefined learned the hard way last year. After he had won the match, Erik Yung snuck up behind him and pinned him, just like that Erik Yung took the opportunity away from Undefined. So winning the match doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re in the clear, you still have to worry about the 24/7 rules that apply.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: AND WE’RE OFF!! What an opportunity this is for some of the men in this match, it’s their first time to shine, and on the show of shows no less… PAIN FOR PRIDE!! This is where stars are born!! Storm Lightning immediately backs Chris Stryker into the corner and begins hammering away! Clubbing blows across the back of Chris Stryker… AND LOOK IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! HURRICANE HAWK HAS STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE ON THE ROPES!! HE’S ABOUT TO GO OVER!! BUT STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE FIGHTS BACK WITH ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF HURRICANE HAWK AND SAVES HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION!! Almost a very quick elimination there, good job by Straight Edge Suicide to keep himself in this match.

HYC: Rami Safraoui now charges at SES and takes him down with a HARD clothesline!!… Rami turns around and he now gets taken down by an equally hard clothesline from Storm Lightning! And man Stew, I’m telling you, there’s such immense talent in this match, I mean you have former world champions, future stars… this is anyone’s match, I don’t know who to pull for!!

Stew: Neither do I partner, everybody in this match has something to offer, I don’t think you could go wrong, no matter who won! Scott Diamond grabs Storm Lightning from behind and attempts to toss him over the top rope, but Storm stops himself and sends a shot into the gut of Scott Diamond who stumbles back a few steps… Storm comes charging but Scott knocks him down with a shoulder block! Storm rolls out of danger, but Scott follows after him and pulls him up to his feet… He gets him in a headlock before transitioning into a back suplex… SCOTT SENDS STORM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT STORM HANGS ON!! SCOTT TRIES TO PUSH STORM OFF THE APRON BUT STORM KEEPS A FIRM ON THE ROPES… REFUSING TO LET GO!!

HYC: Now in the corner Jon Kelton has Chris Stryker up trying to toss him over the ropes!! Stryker fights back and gets back into the ring… HE SENDS A KICK INTO THE HEAD OF JON KELTON TNAT KNOCKS HIM SENSELESS!! KELTON COLLAPSES ONTO THE MAT… Daniel Wolfe knocks Liam Catterson down with a right hand and darts towards Stryker!! BUT STRYKER DROPS HIS SHOULDER AND FLIPS DANIEL WOLFE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!… HE’S OUT!! WAIT NO!! HE SKINS THE CAT BUT PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP ONTO THE APRON!! DANIEL WOLFE PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET BUT HE STILL HAS A PROBLEM!!…STRYKER SWINGS WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON BUT DANIEL WOLFE DUCKS UNDER IT!! HE GRABS VIP BY THE HEAD TRYING TO SUPLEX HIM OUT OF THE RING… AND HE DOES!! CHRIS STRYKER IS OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Chris Stryker has been eliminated!

Stew: THERE’S THE FIRST ELIMINATION!! CHRIS STRYKER IS OUT AND THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE NINE MEN REMAINING!! Daniel Wolfe rolls back into the ring with a wide grin on his face knowing that he’s just eliminated one of the men in this match. Daniel Wolfe gets Rami to his feet who is still down as a result of that HUGE clothesline from Storm Lightning… Wolfe whips Rami into the corner and comes running!!… SPINNING HEEL KICK TO RAMI IN THE CORNER!! RAMI COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER AND THAT ALLOWS DANIEL WOLFE TO CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK!! MY GOD WHAT AN IMPACT AS RAMI FALLS IN A HEAP!! DANIEL WOLFE IS ON A TEAR HERE!! HE’S RIPPING THROUGH THE OPPOSITION!!

HYC: From behind Hurricane Hawk spins Daniel Wolfe around and connects with an uppercut!! And now Hawk drives his forearm up and lands another uppercut… HAWK NOW TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND LEAPS ON TOP OF DANIEL WOLFE!! HE MOUNTS ON WOLFE AND UNLEASHES A FURY OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! LIGHTNING QUICK!! HAWK VICIOUSLY POUNDING INTO THE SKULL OF DANIEL WOLFE, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!! Hawk connects with one more right hand before finally getting off of Daniel Wolfe, Hawk must have so much pent up frustration, nothing has seemed to go his way ever since he lost the World Heavyweight Championship back in December at Road to Redemption, Hawk wants this win… he NEEDS it.

Stew: Hawk gets Daniel Wolfe to his feet and tosses him over the top rope… BUT HE HANGS ON!! HURRICANE HAWK THINKS HE’S ELIMINATED DANIEL WOLFE!! DANIEL WOLFE PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AND HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE… HURRICANE HAWK TURNS AROUND!! DANIEL WOLFE LEAPS DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS HURRICANE HAWK FLYING HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!! Daniel Wolfe gets to his feet… BUT LOOK OUT!! SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! SCOTT FLATTENS DANIEL WOLFE WITH THAT BICYCLE KICK!! AND FROM BEHIND STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE JUMPS ON THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!

HYC: STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE ATTEMPTS TO APPLY A HEADLOCK BUT SCOTT THROWS HIM OFF!! SES SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HERE COMES SCOTT AND HE DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE!! ANOTHER POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! WOW!! SCOTT JUST HAS SO MUCH POWER BEHIND THAT KICK, IT’S AMAZING!! He pulls SES to his feet and sets him up for… OH NO!! COLD HARD JUSTICE!! SES IS OUT OF IT!! SCOTT HAS HIM UP!! HE MOVES OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES… AND HE TOSSES STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE OUT OF THE RING!! COLD HARD JUSTICE TO SES JESUS CHRIST HE LANDED RIGHT ON HIS NECK!!

Ring Announcer: Straight Edge Suicide has been eliminated!

Stew: This isn’t good Chico, did you see that impact? Straight Edge Suicde landed right on his neck, and he hasn’t moved since then… I think we’re going to need some medical attention for this young man.

( Officials run down the ramp as well as EMT’s to check on Straight Edge Suicide )

( Straight Edge Suicide begins to move )

HYC: Well folks, I guess that’s a good sign, I was worried his neck might be broken, but judging by the fact that he’s able to stand, I don’t think it’s that serious, still a very scary situation.

( The EMT’s and Official’s help Straight Edge Suicide to the back )

Stew: Well it’s a shame, I’m sure Straight Edge Suicide wanted this to be his night, but it just wasn’t to be… anyway folks we’re down to eight men now. Scott Diamond moves towards Hurricane Hawk who had just pulled himself to his feet using the ropes as an aid… BUT LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND!! LIAM CATTERSON JUST LIKE STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE DID JUMPS ON THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND AND APPLIES A SLEEPER HOLD!! SCOTT TRIES TO SHAKE HIM OFF BUT CATTERSON IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! HE CAN’T SHAKE HIM OFF!! HE REARS BACK AND GETS SCOTT DIAMOND DOWN TO ONE KNEE!! AND NOW HURRICANE HAWK DELIVERS A KICK TO THE CHEST OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! ARE HAWK AND CATTERSON GOING TO WORK TOGETHER TO ELIMINATE SCOTT DIAMOND?!

HYC: LIAM CATTERSON HAS THAT SLEEPER APPLIED TO PERFECTION AND SCOTT’S FADING!! HE’S FADING FAST!!… I THINK HE’S OUT!! HAWK WITH ONE MORE KICK TO SCOTT DIAMOND AND NOW LIAM CATTERSON RELEASES THE HOLD… SCOTT COLLAPSES TO THE MAT!! BUT HERE COMES SUICIDAL VIP!!! HE STARTS ATTACKING BOTH HURRICANE HAWK AND LIAM CATTERSON! And I don’t know if VIP knows it or not, but he just saved Scott Diamond from an almost certain elimination there! VIP unloads with a right hand to the jaw of Hurricane Hawk!! BUT LOOK AT LIAM CATTERSON FROM BEHIND!! HE APPLIES ANOTHER SLEERER HOLD!! THIS TIME TO SUICIDAL VIP!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE AND HURRICANE HAWK ARE GOING TO CONTINUE WITH THE SAME STRATEGY!! LIAM BRINGS VIP DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND HAWK LASHES OUT A FEW RIGHT HANDS!!

Stew: VIP reaches out for something, anything but it’s no use!! He’s out!! Liam releases the hold and he and Hawk both lift him up to his feet… AND THEY TOSS HIM OUT!! VIP PLOPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND THAT’S ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!

Ring Announcer: Suicidal VIP has been eliminated!

HYC: AND LOOK AT LIAM CATTERSON!! HE LIFTS HAWK UP FROM HIS LEGS AND TRIES TO THROW HIM OUT!! BUT HAWK HANGS ON!! AND LOOK AT LIAM!! HE’S GOING CRAZY INSIDE THE RING BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S ELIMINATED HAWK!! HAWK GETS BACK INTO THE RING AND SPINS LIAM AROUND… LEGACY CUTTER!! HURRICANE HAWK DELIVERS A SWIFT LEGACY CUTTER TO LIAM CATTERSON!! AND JUST LIKE THAT THEIR ALLIANCE IS NO MORE!! AND THERE, RIGHT THERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!

Stew: No alliances will be permanent, I can guarantee you that. Hurricane Hawk scopes out the ring, most of the others are down, Hurricane Hawk can have his choice of anyone he wants!! He lifts Storm Lightning to a vertical base, Hawk is getting in that zone, that trance, and once he gets into it, it’s hard to stop him!! He kicks Storm Lightning in the gut… GENERATION KNOCKOUT!! THE IMPALER DDT BY HURRICANE HAWK THAT DRIVES STORM LIGHTNING HEAD FIRST DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! And now Hurricane Hawk coils up next to Storm Lightning! A RABID beast! He’s pounding his fists into the canvas waiting for Storm Lightning to get back to his feet.

HYC: Storm, crawls over to the ropes… he gets one hand on the second rope and the other hand on the top rope, he slowly pulls himself to his feet…. HAWK SPRINGS UP!! LEGACY CUTTER!!… NO STORM LIGHTNING PUSHES HIM OFF AND YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF STORM SAW THAT COMING!! HAWK TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION… THE LIGHTSABER!! THE LIGHTSABER BY STORM LIGHTNING STUNS HURRICANE HAWK!! HAWK’S DOWN!! AND NOW STORM LIGHTNING TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO RAMI SAFRAOUI!! STORM WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH OF RAMI… LIGHTSABER!! THE LIGHTSABER BY STORM AND RAMI STUMBLES BACK… AND HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! RAMI’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Rami Safraoui has been eliminated!

Stew: Storm’s taunting Rami from the ring… AND LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND!! JON KELTON GRABS STORM LIGHTNING AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE ROPES!! HE TRIES TO HANG ON BUT HE LOSES GRIP AND HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated!

HYC: With two eliminations in a matter of seconds! All of a sudden we’re down to just five men!! Jon Kelton, Liam Catterson, Scott Diamond, Daniel Wolfe and Hurricane Hawk, who wants it the most?!! Jon Kelton turns around and he’s met with a right hand by Daniel Wolfe… Jon Kelton retaliates and comes back with a right hand of his own! Daniel Wolfe stumbles back but shakes it off and unloads with another right hand… Kelton with another one and here we go! Kelton and Wolfe exchanging blows, Wolfe goes for a right hand but Kelton ducks under the blow and moves into the center of the ring, getting away from the corner, near the ropes.

Stew: Kelton goes for a right hand… BUT DANIEL WOLFE DUCKES UNDER IT AND SENDS A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOT!! KELTON STUMBLES BACK… AND NOW ANOTHER KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND KELTON’S DOWN AND OUT!! AND LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND!! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF DANIEL WOLFE!! WOLFE GET’S BROUGHT DOWN TO HIS KNEES… SCOTT DIAMOND RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND BRINGS DOWN DANIEL WOLFE WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!!

HYC: WAIT… WAIT STEW LOOK!! HURRICANE HAWK’S CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! HAWK LEAPS DOWN WITH SCOTT’S BACK TURNED… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY!! A VERY UNORTHADOX ONE AT THAT BUT IT DOES THE DAMAGE!! IT LOOKS LIKE HAWK MAY HAVE HURT HIMSELF IN THE PROCCESS, EVERYONE’S DOWN!! THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE IT BACK TO THEIR FEET WILL SURELY HAVE THE DEFINITE ADVANTAGE!!

Stew: Liam Catterson starts to stir, he’s been down since being on the receiving end of a Legacy Cutter from Hurricane Hawk… and he’s in the position that Hawk was in just a few moments ago… everyone is down and Catterson realizes this! He knows that this could be his chance!! And the grin that just came across his face shows that, it looks like he’s going to go after Scott Diamond!… and earlier in the match Catterson did a really good job of wearing down Scott… AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY ATTEMPT THE SLEEPER HOLD AGAIN!! HE JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND, BUT SCOTT HAD IT SCOUTED THIS TIME AND BACKS INTO THE CORNER FORCING CATTERSON OFF OF HIM!!

HYC: CATTERSON COMES CHARGING ONCE AGAIN… BUT SCOTT PICKS HIM OUT OF THIN AIR WITH THE IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!! SCOTT DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF LIAM CATTERSON!! SCOTT GETS CATTERSON RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE… CATTERSON HITS THE FLOOR THAT’S AN ELIMINATION!! SCOTT DIAMOND ELIMINATES LIAM CATTERSON… FOUR MEN REMAIN!!
Ring Announcer: Liam Catterson has been eliminated!

Stew: And now all four men are coming to their senses, they know this is it! All four men back into a corner, staring each other down… Hurricane Hawk and Jon Kelton start trading blows while Scott Diamond and Daniel Wolfe begin to do the same! SCOTT HAS DANIEL WOLFE TEETERING ON THE ROPES!! WOLFE IS CLOSE TO BEING ELIMINATED HERE C’MON KID HANG ON!!! DANIEL WOLFE STARTS KICKING SCOTT DIAMOND RELENTLESSLY TRYING DESPERATELY TO STAY IN THIS MATCH!! HE KICKS SCOTT DIAMOND OFF OF HIM!! And I’ll tell you Chico, this Daniel Wolfe is a FIGHTER! He just won’t give up!

HYC: Daniel Wolfe gets back into the ring and goes after Scott, he lands a few right hands, followed by a few forearms! Daniel Wolfe is really bringing it to Scott Diamond here!! Daniel now with a kick to the gut… POWERBOMB!! A POWERBOMB DELIVERED TO SCOTT DIAMOND!! And now Daniel Wolfe turns his attention to Jon Kelton and Hurricane Hawk… who are still duking it out in the opposite corner. Daniel Wolfe looks as if he’s going to help Hawk eliminate Jon Kelton!! Hawk and Wolfe grab Kelton and try to push him over the top rope!! But Kelton isn’t giving up all that easily!! WAIT LOOK AT HAWK!! LOOK AT HAWK!! HE GRABS DANIEL WOLFE AND TOSSES HIM OVER!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT… NO!! JON KELTON WAS ABLE TO HANG ON BUT DANIEL WOLFE WASN’T ABLE TO!!

Ring Announcer: Daniel Wolfe has been eliminated!

Stew: DANIEL WOLFE IS OUT!! WHAT A SHAME!! BUT THAT MEANS THAT ONLY THREE MEN ARE LEFT… AND SCOTT DIAMOND HAS YET TO MOVE SINCE THAT POWERBOMB, HE’S EASY PICKINGS!! BUT INSTEAD OF GOING AFTER SCOTT DIAMOND, THEY DECIDE TO AFTER EACH OTHER!! Jon Kelton locks in a headlock before switching to a waist lock… it looks like he’s trying to German Suplex Hawk out of the ring and onto the floor, but Hawk won’t let Kelton get him off the mat, he sends a few elbows into the skull of Jon Kelton who releases him, Kelton stumbles back into the ropes… AND HERE COMES HAWK RUNNING!!

HYC: HAWK GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! TRYING TO ELIMINATE JON KELTON BUT KELTON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY… AND NOW HE MIGHT HAVE HAWK!! HE HAS HAWK UP ON THE TOP ROPE… TRYING TO PUSH HIM OVER!! HAWK’S HANGING ON TO THE ROPES… KELTON’S PUTTING ALL OF HIS POWER INTO PUSHING HAWK OVER THE ROPES… OH BUT LOOK OUT!! SCOTT DIAMOND GRABS JON KELTON BY THE LEGS AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE ROPES, HE’S TRYING TO ELIMINATE BOTH MEN JUST AS HAWK TRIED TO DO JUST A MINUTE AGO!!… BUT NEITHER MAN GET’S ELIMINATED AS THEY HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!

Stew: OHHH THAT WAS SO CLOSE!! Scott Diamond was so close to winning this match!! Jon Kelton pulls himself back to his feet still on the apron… BUT OH MY GOD!! SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! IT CONNECTS!! RIGHT TO THE JAW OF KELTON!! OH MY!! KELTON HIT’S THE FLOOR!! HE’S OUT!! HE’S OUT!! KELTON’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Jon Kelton has been eliminated!

HYC: WE’RE DOWN TO TWO!! THE FINAL TWO!! TWO FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS… SCOTT DIAMOND AND HURRICANE HAWK!! Hawk pulls himself back into the ring from the apron and up to his feet. Hurricane Hawk comes charging but runs right into a clothesline from Scott! And that’s just like hitting into a brick wall!! Scott now gets Hawk back to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle… Scott comes charging… AND HE HITS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Scott now grabs Hawk and brings him into the center of the ring… IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS DOMINATING HURRICANE HAWK RIGHT HERE… HE’S OVERPOWERING HIM!!

Stew: It may just be only a matter of time now… and wait what’s Scott doing?! OH MY!! HE GRABS THE LEGS OF HURRICANE HAWK… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE LIFE SENTENCE!! HE ALMOST HAS IT APPLIED… BUT LOOK AT HAWK!! HAWK’S TRYING TO PUSH SCOTT DIAMOND OFF!! HAWK KNOWS THAT THIS MIGHT BE IT IF HE CAN’T SHAKE SCOTT OFF… IF SCOTT LOCKS THIS IN ALL HE HAS TO DO IS WAIT FOR HURRICANE HAWK TO PASS OUT AND THEN HE CAN ELIMINATE HIM… BUT WAIT… HAWK TURNS BACK OVER TO HIS STOMACH, HE WON’T LET SCOTT DIAMOND LOCK THIS IN!!… AND HE KICKS HIM AWAY!! AND OH MY… SCOTT GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE… IS HE OUT… IS HE OUT?! HAWK THINKS HE’S WON… BUT I BELIEVE THE REFEREE IS SAYING THAT ONLY ONE OF SCOTT’S FEET TOUCHED THE FLOOR!!

HYC: HAWK THINKS HE’S WON!! HE’S CELEBRATING IN THE RING… AND LOOK STEW!! SCOTT PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING!! HE HASN’T BEEN ELIMINATED YET!! HE GETS TO HIS FEET… WAITING FOR HURRICANE HAWK TO TURN AROUND… SCOTT CHARGES!! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! IT CONN—NO WAIT!!! HURRICANE HAWK DUCKED UNDER IT… LEGACY CUTTER!! HURRICANE HAWK DELIVERS A LEGACY CUTTER TO SCOTT DIAMOND!! HAWK GETS SCOTT UP AND THROWS HIM OVER!! SCOTT HITS WITH A THUD ONTO THE FLOOR… HAWK WINS!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Hurricane Hawk’s theme hits as he stumbles to his feet and gets his arm raised by the referee )

Ring Announcer: Scott Diamond has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner of the 24/7 Battle Royal…. HURRRRIIICCAAANNNEEEEE HAAAAWWWKKKKK!!!

Stew: WHAT A THRILLING BATTLE ROYAL THAT WAS CHICO!! And that now means that Hurricane Hawk has won the opportunity to face any champion for any championship… any time that he wants!!… But remember the stip—WAIT LOOK CHICO!! SCOTT DIAMOND’S SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING… AND HE HAS A DEVIOUS LOOK IN HIS EYE!! HE MAY BE LOOKING TO TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY AWAY FROM HURRICANE HAWK!!

HYC: Hawk turns around… BUT HE SAW SCOTT AND LIKE A SNAKE HE SLITHERS OUT OF THE RING AND UP THE RAMP… SCOTT CHASES AFTER HIM!! SCOTT DIAMOND VOWED THAT HE WOULD WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL TONIGHT… AND DIDN’T!! BUT HE MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF GETTING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY!! THEY BOTH RUN THROUGH THE CURTAIN… C’MON LET’S GET A CAMERA BACK THERE!!

( The camera zooms down a long narrow hallway, Hurricane Hawk is shown running and pushing personnel away from him, Scott Diamond follows not too far behind )

Stew: SCOTT DIAMOND’S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO HURRICANE HAWK!! BUT LOOK AT HAWK!! HE GRABS A HANDCART AND THROWS IT RIGHT AT SCOTT!! SCOTT CATCHES IT AND THROWS IT DOWN BUT THIS ALLOWED HAWK TO BUY SOME TIME!! HAWK’S GOING TO ESCAPE!! SCOTT CONTINUES TO CHASE AFTER HIM BUT HE’S A GOOD FIFTEEN FEET BEHIND NOW!! HURRICANE HAWK TURNS A CORNER AND HEADS INTO HIS LOCKER ROOM!! HE CLOSES THE DOOR RIGHT BEFORE SCOTT DIAMOND WAS ABLE TO GET IN!!

( Scott tries to open the door but finds that Hurricane Hawk has locked it )

Scott: IT DOESN’T MATTER HAWK!! I’LL GET YOU SOONER OR LATER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

( Scott wipes blood off of his mouth before walking off )

( Camera fades into the ring )

(The World Heavyweight Championship match card graphic is show on the screen)

Fena: Well folks, it’s time for the main event of Night 1! And there is no better way to close tonight with our epic triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship! ETR. Demon is in for a quite a struggle.

ETR: Two men that are ready to explode await the champion. If Demon can outlast there’s a very probable chance that he can walk out champ tonight! Or will a major world title change hands on the biggest stage EAW has to offer? Let’s take a look at how this came about.

(Screen shows various highlights of the buildup of this match)

(Dark Demon winning the World Heavyweight Championship is shown)

(Colin Kaline is shown winning the Fatal-4 Way Number 1 Contender match)

(Mr. Insult is showing pinning Colin Kaline in tag team action)

Fena: Kaline does it! Kaline has earned himself a shot!

(Colin Kaline is shown about to win the World Heavyweight Championship)

Fena: Look out! Look out!

(Mr. Insult runs down to the ring and causes a brawl, both men disappear through the crowd) Fena: These men just cannot stand each other!
Starr: This needs to have a resolution)

(Clips of Dark Demon facing each man is shown, including his victory over Mr. Insult)

(Camera shows Mr. Insult hitting an Ultimate Insult on Kaline on a steel chair to cost him the Interwire Championship)

(Camera shows WWEFan on stage)

Fan: Both of you being very deserving gentlemen are going to be put to the test. Because I’m afraid our World Heavyweight Champion Dark Demon has no other feasible challengers.

Fan: At Pain for Pride, you will see Colin Kaline vs Mr. Insult! As well as Dark Demon, because this match will be a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Fena: Oh man!

(Camera shows all three men brawling in the ring)

ETR: This is chaos! Absolute chaos!

(Camera shows Dark Demon standing tall with his World Heavyweight Championship in the ring after the brawl)

(Camera fades to Demon)

Demon: Colin Kaline, your dream will wait. Insult, the respect is there, but at Pain for Pride, I’m knocking you out!!

Insult: Dark Demon, I hope you know that you’re getting thrown into an environment with two other men who want to tear each other apart!!
(Kaline is shown staring down Insult)

Kaline: I’ll take you out early to make sure that I finally get my time.

Demon: You might as well call me an invader to the war between you two. The invader you won’t see coming. The invader that will emerge victorious….

(Camera suddenly goes into slow motion as the sucker punch from Kaline is replayed)
ETR: Oh come on now! What a cheap shot!

(The screen is gray and continues to be in slow motion as Kaline walks up the ramp with a grin as Insult looks on)

(Demon gets back to his feet and stares down at his World Heavyweight Championship and then looks back up confidently)
ETR: Three men! What a war! The title is on the line! Yankee Stadium, get ready…..

(Camera fades to black before fading back to a wide angle shot of the sold out crowd who appear pumped)

(Suddenly the lights go out as the crowd begins their commotion)

(A lone spotlight travels through the arena, before finally stopping at a scaffold standing in the middle of a section of the sold out crowd)

(Mr. Insult is seen standing on top of the scaffold to the surprise of the fans)
(Mr. Insult’s theme hits)

(Mr. Insult does his signature pose before taking off, travelling in mid air with a harness)
Fena: Wow! What an entrance!

(Mr. Insult continues to travel in the air down to the ring)

ETR: You never know what you’ll see at Pain for Pride! All the stops get thrown out! What a symbolic entrance!

(Mr. Insult finally lands in the ring and unhooks his harness before posing to the fans)

Fena: Can Mr. Insult finally capture a world title yet again? Mr. Insult is the veteran in the group, you have to think the experience will definitely come into play…

(Mr. Insult takes off his jacket and throws it down to the floor)

ETR: Insult is ready….

(Colin Kaline’s theme hits)

(Colin Kaline staggers down to the ring with a cocky smirk)

Fena: And here comes the man that could have been defending the World Heavyweight Championship tonight! But thanks to Mr. Insult, plans are a little different.

ETR: You know Kaline is here to capture the World Heavyweight Title but as he’s mentioned, he has a small side mission: end Mr. Insult once and for all.

(Colin Kaline walks up to the apron and stops, turns and grabs the camera to focus on his face)

Kaline: The title is coming home! Mark my words….

(Colin Kaline looks into the ring at Insult)

Kaline: I got this. But I got it on my own time. Not yet, Insult.

(Kaline pushes the camera away but instead of entering the ring he just paces around it)

Fena: I don’t think he’s going to run into that ring right away, he might get mauled in the early going at the cold hands of Mr. Insult!
(Kaline continues to lock eyes before he’s interrupted)

(Dark Demon’s theme hits as the crowd erupts)

(Dark Demon walks out confidently with the title around his waist)

(Demon smacks the title and points to it as he walks down the aisle high fiving some fans)

ETR: I don’t know, Fena, Demon looks pretty good! I don’t think he’s concerned about entering this quote-unquote “war” tonight.

Fena: But will he get caught in the crossfire? Kaline or Insult could also very well pin one of the other, therefore winning the title without Demon even getting involved. He’s at a disadvantage but we’ll see how he does tonight, LIVE!

(Dark Demon steps into the ring and unhooks his title and hands it to the referee as the ring announcer stand in the middle of the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following is your NIGHT ONE MMMAAAIINNN EEEEVVENNNNTTTT!!!! AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WOOOOORLLLDDD HHEEAVVYWEEIIGGHHHTTT CHAMMMPIOOONSHIPPPP!!!!

(Crowd cheers)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challengers!

(Camera pans to Mr. Insult in the ring)

Ring Announcer: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 244 pounds, RREEEXXX DE DOLLLOORRRRR, MIIIIISSSSTTTERRRRRR INNNNNSUULLLLLTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd gives a mixed reaction)

(Camera ringside walks over to Kaline who’s standing by the announcer’s table staring down both men)

Ring Announcer: Next, from Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in 214 pounds, COLLLLLINNNNN KAAAAALLLLINNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Crowd gives a mixed reaction)

(Camera pans over to the champ who’s nodding)

Ring Announcer: And their opponent! From Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds, HE IISS THE REIGING, DEFEEENNDDINNNGGG, WOOORRRRLLLDDDDD HEEEAVVYYYWEIIGGHHHTT CHAMMMMPIOOONNNNNN! DDDDDDARRRRRRKKKKKKKK DEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

(Crowd cheers as Demon raises his arms in the air)

(Ring Announcer leaves the ring as the referee calls for the bell)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Ohhhh what electricity! Can you feel it ladies and gentlemen!? Insult keeping his eyes on Kaline as he steps away from the side he’s on. But here comes Demon! Demon backing Insult into the corner as he delivers rights and lefts into the head and body! Insult trying to cover himself, but finally just pushes Demon away!

Fena: Demon comes back with a right hand, but Insult with an elbow to the face! Nice counter as Insult blocked that right. Demon turns his back to Insult as he holds his chin—FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE BY KALINE! KALINE DASHED IN AND CLOCKED DEMON! Demon rolls out of the ring and lands like a sack of bricks on the floor! And now Insult shakes off the earlier beat down and here we go!

ETR: Kaline and Insult walking around that squared circle! Could they collide here?! Insult calling him over but Kaline isn’t budging! Insult has to bring the pain to him! He’s walking over and, Kaline gets pulled down to the canvas! Demon from outside snatched Kaline’s legs and tripped him down! Now pulls Kaline out to ringside!

Fena: Demon delivering huge rights! Trying to get some payback for that huge knee. Kaline up against the apron getting nailed by the champ. AND NOW TOSSED INTO THE BARRICADE! Kaline holding his back after that whip into the barricade! Now Demon LIFTS KALINE!! AND DROPS HIM CHEST FIRST ON THAT BARRICADE! And Kaline has all the wins knocked out of him as he drops to the mat!

ETR: Look at Insult! Insult standing on the apron! Demon—GETS CLOCKED WITH A HUGE FOREARM OFF THE APRON! Demon goes down as Insult scrambles back to his feet! And now turns his focus to Kaline! Reaching down, whipping Kaline into the, NO COUNTERED! INSULT GOES FLYING INTO THE RING POST! His forehead landed right in the center and he flies down to the other side of the ring!

Fena: Kaline from behind gets chop blocked by Demon! Kaline falls and holds onto the back of his knee! But Demon isn’t done! Demon grabbing that same leg and dragging him near that post! Kaline still grounded but that knee is next to that post. AND DEMON STOMPING AND KICKING IT INTO THE POST! HE’S RAMMING IT AGAINST NOTHING BUT HARD STEEL! That could have almost shattered that knee!

ETR: Kaline yelling at the top of his lungs as he grabs his shin! I hope Demon is happy after that one! But now Insult reaching for Demon’s hair as he drags him over Kaline and delivers a quick right to the face! Insult now with a huge Irish whip! INTO THE STEPS! NO! Demon able to use one of his legs to get a solid step on the steps to break the crash! But Insult charging! Demon turns around!

Fena: BACK BODY DROP BY DARK DEMON! Oh no! Oh no! Did you see the way Insult landed on top of those steps before collapsing on the other side!?? His upper back crashed on that hard steel, that could have really messed up his nerves on the spine! Insult is reclining of the steps and you can see the pain in his face! Demon walks over and now grabs him by the hair!

ETR: Demon with a whip of his own, but Insult managed to grasp him and return back on the whip with a right hand! That one sent Demon staggering back into the steps, Insult looking to—kick to the gut by Demon! Coming back here! Look at this! He’s hooking Insult for a suplex it seems! Not this! INSULT COUNTERED! REVERESES THE POSITON AND DDTS DEMON STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT!

Fena: Demon’s face could be permanently disfigured after that one! He’s out cold! Insult struggling to his feet, Kaline on the apron now! Kaline taking the—-LOU THESZ PRESS RIGHT ONTO INSULT! And now he’s dropping huge rights and lefts! Insult is trapped and Kaline is relentless! Completely smashing every part of his face! And there’s nothing anyone can do about it!

ETR: There is someone! Insult! He just grabbed Kaline and revered the position here! He turned him over! Now striking down on him! What a counter! Kaline getting just pummeled! And he’s defenseless! Talk about a taste of your own medicine. Insult finally stands up and taunts a couple of times to the approval of this crowd!

Fena: Now Insult walks to the apron, and here comes the weapons! He throws in a few trash cans! And 2 steel chairs while he’s at it! But from behind Demon with a huge shot! And now he smacks Insult’s head across the ring apron before sliding him into the ring! Demon though stops and—grabs a table from under the ring! Make that two! And now he stomps down on Kaline before tossing him back into the ring as well!

ETR: Demon now sliding one table into the ring and seems to be taking a hold of the second, but inside the ring! Kaline has crawled over to Insult! That’s a cover!

ONNEEE!!
TWWWWWOO!!!

ETR: But Demon slides in just in time to break that pin! It seems Insult kicked out regardless, but that could have been a shocking end! Demon stomped down on the head of Kaline who rolls away, but Demon quickly places a foot on that injured leg of Kaline! And now stomps down on it! Kaline screams after that one.

Fena: You have to believe that leg is killing him, he’s been semi limping around even since it was smashed against the steps! Insult getting to his feet as Demon turns his attention to him once again, but Insult with a quick drop toe hold as Demon crashes face first into the bottom turnbuckle of that corner! What a smart move.

ETR: And now Insult leaving the ring, might want to finish the job with those tables! He sets one up ringside near that corner of the ring before sliding back into the ring. Demon using the ropes to help himself up against that corner! Insult approaches, but gets met with a kick to the gut by the champ! Insult falls to one knee, Demon heading to the 2nd rope! FLYING ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! And Insult falls hard on the canvas.

Fena: Kaline up to one knee as Demon goes for his head—SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE BY KALINE!

ONNNNEEE!!!
TWWWWOOO!!!!

Fena: No! Demon able to break out! Both men scramble to their feet and begin exchanging huge rights to each other! Dark Demon with a huge shot to the cheek sending Kaline back into the corner, but he bounces back and takes hold of Demon’s face. And now he rakes the eyes! Demon holding his eyes now as he turns around and begins to walk away. But he gets back by Colin! Huge back suplex!

ETR: Nice move there! Kaline crawls over for the cover—oh no! Insult from behind grabbing him by the head! Kaline was caught before he could make the cover! Insult brings him to his feet as Kaline pleads for mercy! Right hand by Insult! Another! Another! Kaline backed up to the ropes! Insult whips him across to the other side and—CLOTHESLINE BY INSULT! Kaline springs back up in a daze.

Fena: WHOA HUGE MILITARY PRESS LIFT BY INSULT! But Kaline slides off! Kaline lands behind Insult. FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! INSULT DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS! Kaline looking down and yelling at Insult who isn’t moving! KALINE LOOK OUT! FROM BEHIND! DEMON HOOKS HIS NECK FROM BEHIND! DEMON’S WELCOME! DEMON’S WELCOME HOLY SHIT! Kaline completely gets twisted like a screw into nothing but canvas! His neck could be shattered!

ETR: But he rolled out! Kaline rolled out to the floor after the force of that Welcome! Demon was desperately reaching for him! But it was too late he rolled out! And now he looks over at Insult, turns him over and goes for the cover! There it is!

ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
THHHRR—-NO! NOT YET! TWO COUNT!

ETR: How did Insult kick out though!??! That was amazing! Demon rolls away and cannot believe that wasn’t it! Demon gets to his feet and signals that this is over! Insult is still down on the canvas as Demon walks over again, turns him over! LOOKING TO HOOK THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH! HE’S GOT A HOLD OF ONE LEG! KALINE DASHES INTO THE RING AND WRAPS HIMSELF AROUND DEMON! GETTING A HOLD OF HIS NECK!

Fena: CRUCIFIX DRIVER! OH MY GOD DEMON FLIPPED AND LANDED HEAD FIRST! DEMON’S EYES ARE GLAZED AS HE SLOWLY COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! All three men are down and out! I take that back! Insult is crawling toward Demon! Insult has Demon turned out—THAT’S A COVER! INSULT WITH THE COVER! Insult is going to steal this win!

ONNNNEEEEE!!!
TWWWWOOOOO!!!

ETR: DARK DEMON KICKS OUT! THE CHAMP KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Demon uses the ropes to roll himself out of the ring but he remains standing when he gets there. He’s wobbling over to the table, using his hands on our table to keep himself standing, trying to catch his breath. Insult is on his feet in the ring and reaches over for one of those vicious steel chairs! Insult smashing it against the canvas, just waiting for Kaline. He’s gonna smash his head it!

Fena: This doesn’t look good! Kaline no idea where he is at this point. He turns around—AND INSULT SWINGS RIGHT INTO THE SKULL! BUT HE DUCKED IT! KALINE DUCKED IT! INSULT TURNS AROUND WITH THE CHAIR—DROPKICK! DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR THAT SMASHED INTO INSULT! Oh my God! Kaline with a satisfied smile as he struggles to stand. What a sick man! Kaline now shoves that dented chair away and takes a hold of a brand new one. He places the chair in sitting position in the middle of the ring!

ETR: Oh man, this sure does take us back! The symbolic chair in the middle of the ring! Kaline now reaching over for a trash can, but Demon hops on the apron! Demon trying something—but gets clocked in the face! And Demon bounces on the apron before falling to the floor! Kaline taking a firm hold of that trash can again as Insult is in a world of trouble! Insult has been cut in the forehead after that chair shot!

Fena: And look over there ETR, it seems that Demon is bleeding from the cheek after that right hand! But back in the ring, Kaline just placed that trash can over the head of Mister Insult! He’s wobbly but now he’s trapped inside that can! Kaline looking back at that sitting chair, and now delivering right hands into that trash can which is denting into the face of Insult! He’s punching Insult up to the ropes, what is he thinking?!? He keeps looking back at that chair!

ETR: Insult is against those ropes, Kaline which a slight shove so that Insult is able to rebound off the ropes—HE SHOOTS ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE! KALINE DASHES! HE USES ON FOOT TO HOP OF THAT CHAIR— ELEVATED FLYING KNEE INTO THE TRASH CAN! HOLY SHIT! YOU COULD HEAR THAT ALL THE WAY TO TIMES SQUARE!

Fena: KALINE HURT HIS OWN KNEE THOUGH!

ETR: Oh man you’re right! Kaline risked himself to strike Insult square in the face while he was inside that trash can! Kaline pulls the trash can off and throws it out of the ring as Insult intelligently rolls out to the apron! That surely ticked off Colin as he chases him down and reaches over to try to get him back in the ring! FROM BEHIND A HUGE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE INJURED LEG! DEMON WITH A KICK!

Fena: Smart move! Demon now once again stomping down all over Kaline’s body this time! Now bringing Kaline to his feet and rocking him with some kicks to the midsection and that injured leg! Kaline backs into the corner where he continues to get struck! Demon lifting Kaline up! Kaline is now on the top turnbuckle! He’s got nowhere to go! Demon in pursuit now as he jumps onto the second rope but not without delivering a few gut punches! Colin is definitely in major trouble!
ETR: It appears Demon is looking over to that steel chair in the middle of the ring! You don’t think he wants to throw Colin into it? Wait! Colin fighting back! Huge right! Followed by an uppercut! Colin still has some fight! HE PUSHES DEMON OFF! BUT DEMON ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET! Demon on his feet in the ring! And he charges back at Kaline with a huge flying forearm shot! OH MAN KALINE JUST TUMBLED OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE SIDE! HE LANDED ON THE APRON BEFORE SLIDING OFF TO THE FLOOR!

Fena: So much for trying to get Kaline in the ring! That shot didn’t go as planned! Insult on the apron! Shot flying at Demon! But he blocks it! The defending champ with a huge right as an answer! Insult stumbles back! Demon steps through the ropes and joins him on the apron! But Insult got staggers back into the other corner of the ring! The table is right under them and this does not look good! Insult gets clocked one more before getting sent up to the turnbuckle! Insult is sitting on the top rope looking out to ringside mat and this crowd!

ETR: Demon might have him right where he wants him! Demon signals something to the crowd! Uh oh! He’s reaching for Insult! I don’t want to imagine what’s about to happen! He’s got a facelock on Insult as the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation! Insult is defenseless and is caught right in the arm of Demon! Can he muster the strength!? YES! DEMON PICKS INSULT UP OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE’S UP AND—-BRAINBUSTER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE!

(Crowd explodes and chants “Holy Shit!”)

Fena: MR. INSULT IS PARALYZED! SKULL FIRST DRIVEN OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE HARDWOOD OF THE TABLE!
(Replay is shown)

(Camera pans to Demon and Insult inside the table wreckage and Kaline down and out on the other side of the ring)

Fena: This sight right here speaks for itself! Amazing! Unbelievable! AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY DARK DEMON IS STANDING! THE CHAMP IS STANDING! AND HE’S ROLLING HIMSELF INTO THE RING! I can’t believe what I’m seeing! This match has gone to the advantage of all three men! So many close calls! Demon is busted at the side of the mouth and might have a cut back but he’s standing!

ETR: And that’s what counts at this point! He’s looking around at this sold out crowd who gives him an ovation! Look at this, Kaline is stirring! Kaline is stirring right next to us here! I think he’s finally come to his senses! Demon doesn’t realize it yet as I’m sure he’s in another world as well!

Fena: Kaline is trying to sneak into the ring! Demon walking back into the middle of the ring, bending down, trying to catch a breath! Kaline IS IN THE RING! He’s targeted Demon! He could have him here! Demon stands back up and throws all of his hair behind him. Some of it getting stuck to his face with that blood!
ETR: He’s turning around, but he won’t like what he sees! Both men have locked eyes! KALINE CHARGES! DROP TOE HOLD BY DEMON ON THAT SITTING CHAIR! KALINE JUST BROKE OFF THE SEAT WITH HIS OWN HEAD! DROP TOE HOLD—HE’S GRABBING KALINE’S LEG FOR THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH! UH OH!

Fena: No! Insult has jumped into the ring! HOW IS THIS MAN STILL STANDING!? INSULT TURNS DEMON AROUND BEFORE HE COULD HOOK IT! KICK TO THE GUT! INSULT HOOKING DEMON! ULTIMATE INSULT!

ETR: NO! NO! DEMON TWISTS HIMSELF OUT OF THE POSITION! HE BROKE FREE—HANGMAN’S ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF INSULT! YOU CAN HEAR SKULL CRACKING AFTER THAT ONE!!

Fena: OH MY GOD HOW IS HE DOING THIS?! INSULT HAS COLLAPSED, AND DEMON DRAPES OVER HIM!

ONNNNNEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
ETR: KALINE IS STIRRING! HE LEAPS FOR IT!

THRRREEEEEE!!!!

ETR: HE DIDN’T MAKE IT! WHAT A CLOSE CALL OF AN ENDING BUT DEMON GETS THE COUNT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Demon gets to his feet as Kaline rolls away in anger)

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STTTILLLLLL EAW WORLLLLDDDD HHEEAVYYYWEIGHT CHAMMMPPIONNN, DDARRRRKKKK DEEEMMMMOONNNN!!!!!

ETR: From his rise to stardom that completely elevated at King of Extreme, to his eventual capture of the World Heavyweight Championship, Dark Demon has shown off that he is THE man! Dark Demon has survived the war at Pain for Pride! I don’t think my voice can withstand much more of the excitement we’ve seen tonight! Colin Kaline was THAT close! I cannot believe! That was a split second difference!

(Replay shows the three count as Kaline dived, the camera zooms in on Kaline’s disappointed face)

(Camera pans a wide angle shot of all the wreckage in the ring)

(The referee hands Dark Demon the title)

(Dark Demon walks up to the corner and stands tall holding his retained title in the air)

(A pyrotechnic display goes off on the stage as well as around the arena)

Fena: Ladies and gentlemen, you just witness yet another Pain for Pride classic! Add this one to the library! And if you think you’ve seen it all, we’re just half way through this mega event! Folks this concludes Night 1 of PAIN FOR PRIDE FIVE! For all the commentators tonight including ETR, I am Cuck U. Fena, and we leave you with this memorable sight! Dark Demon retains the title! Goodnight, and we’ll see you back here tomorrow night!

(Dark Demon exits the ring and begins to walk up the ramp high fiving and hugging some fans as he hugs the title tightly)

(Camera fades to black)

(Pain For Pride Day 1 Logo Buzzes)

( EAW’s Opening Video Plays )

( Highlights from Day 1 Are Shown )

( Camera fades into a montage of past Cash in the Vault matches )

Promo Announcer: It can change careers in the blink of an eye…

( Various winners are shown cashing in their briefcases for World Championships )

Promo Announcer: With a 100% success rate, it’s almost guaranteed to skyrocket your career beyond that of an average extremist.

( Camera shows the battered and broken bodies after a CITV match has been completed )

Promo Announcer: This by no means is a walk in the park… Only the strongest will survive… The rest will fall just short… Tonight… the opportunity of a life time awaits ten men…. They will all be put to the test… stretched to their limits… and show what they’re truly made of.

(Camera pans to ringside which sees two ladders set up on the top of the stage, six lined up on the ramp and another six resting by the barricades around the ring)

(The camera zooms in on the ring to see the Cash in the Vault Briefcase hanging 20 feet above the ring as the Ring Announcer steps into the ring)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 2012 CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!! The object of this match is to climb one of the many ladders surrounding the ring and pull down the briefcase! The winner of this match is entitled to a title match of his choosing any time or place he should wish to have so until Pain for Pride VI!

(Hass Johnsons theme hits as he jogs down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring, representing Showdown, he is from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 200 Pounds ….HASSSSSSSSSSSSS JOOOOHNNNNNNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!! AND WHAT A WAY TO START THE SHOW OFF… WITH THE ANNUAL CASH IN THE VAULT MATCH!! For the first time EVER, this year’s Cash in the Vault will be a 10 man match… that only adds to the excitement!!

(MosesX’s theme hits as he walks out carrying his National Extreme championship proudly around his waist and wearing a large cape that has many shinny jewels in it along with the words ‘_#Most Underrated’)

Ring Announcer: And entering second, he is from Washington, D.C, he is the National Extreme champion and representing Dynasty …..MOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

(The lights dim down as Dorins theme hits as he walks out and goes underneath each-ladder on the ramp as he makes his way down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And entering third, he is from Rosiorii de Vedre, Romania, he is representing Dynasty, weighing in at 195 pounds …..DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

(The Camera pans to the rafters as it shows Johnny Nova standing up there)

(Nova begins to come down the rafters on a zipline as red and black pyro shoots up from the stage and ramp as Nova lands in the ring)

Ring Announcer: And entering fourth, he is representing Showdown, he is the EAW New Breed champion, from Detriot, Michigan ….JOHNNNNNYYYYYYYY NOOOOVVVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!

(A mixture of Devan Dubian and the Heart Break Gals theme hits as they walk out to the ring, Dubian wearing shinny golden boots and a large jacket which has on the back ‘The Lionel Messi of E-feds, HBG does his custom split entrance on the ring apron as Dubian slides through her legs)

Ring Announcer: And entering fifth, he is representing Voltage, he is from Dubai, United Arab Emirates weighing in at 174 pounds ……DEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAANNNNN DUUUUBBBIIIIIIAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

(Zack Crashes theme hits as comes out through the crowd in the new Zack Crash T-Shirt)

Ring Announcer: And entering sixth, he is also representing Voltage, from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225lbs ….ZACCCCKKKKKKKK CRRRASSSSSHHHHHH!!!

(Troy Conways theme hits as he rises throughout a stage on the entrance way as he leaps in mid-air and green/red/blue pyro shoots up into the air)

Ring Announcer: And entering seventh, he is representing Showdown, from Anchorage, Alaska, weighing in at 215 Pounds …….TRRROOOOOYYYY CONNNWAAAYYYY!!!!!!

(The Band Disturbed begin to walk onto the top of the stage as a spotlight solely focuses on them as they play ‘Sicken’ as Diamond Cage walks out to the ring, meaning business tonight)

Ring Announcer: And entering eighth, he is representing Showdown, he is NEW YORKS OWN …DIIIIIIIAMMMMMOOOOONNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD CAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!

(A large inflatable tunnel gets placed on the stage with the letters ‘Swag’ written across it as Eddie Mack bursts throughout it)

Ring Announcer: And entering ninth, he is representing Dynasty, from Australia, he is …EDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!

(Around ten or so midgets dressed as leprechauns begin running out to the stage, dancing with each-other as Ren Smyths theme hits and Smyth, with a green dyed beard, walks out and begins dancing with the leprechauns on the stage)

Ring Announcer: And entering tenth, he is representing Voltage, from Dublin Ireland, this is ….REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN SMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTH!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: All ten men know what is at stake tonight, nobody has ever failed to cash in that CITV briefcase in EAW history, which one of these men is going to make history? …All ten men begin trading shots at each-other, Smyth and Zack are reigniting their feud as they brawl in one corner, Dubian and Troy Conway are exchanging fore-arms and Dorin is attacking anybody in sight, mainly Eddie Mack! Cage and Moses, Nova and Hass Johnson all slide out of the ring and try getting up a ladder from the rampway but they are brawling up there now! Moses wins the battle, throwing Cage into the barricade and Nova and Hass are too busy trading strikes, Moses tries bringing the ladder into the ring but Conway with a baseball slide into the ladder! Moses staggers back as Conway brings the ladder into the ring and leans it up by the ropes, Conway now runs off the ropes …AND UP THE LADDER!! ROLLING THUNDER OFF THE LADDER ONTO MOSES, CAGE, NOVA AND HASS! THAT TAKES ALL FOUR MEN DOWN!!!

HYC: Back in the ring, Smyth gets knocked down by a clothesline by Zack Crash and Mack Irish-whips Dorin off the ropes but Dorin jumps up to the middle rope and leaps off! Diving crossbody! But Mack grabs him and slams Dorin down into the mat with a scoop slam! Mack and Crash are now trading shots but Dubian, unknown to everybody, is perched on top of the turnbuckle as he leaps off with a diving missile dropkick into the spine of Mack who crashes head-first into Zacks skull, knocking both men down! Dubian now askes HBG to get him a ladder as she does, sliding a 15ft ladder into the ring as Dubian quickly sets the ladder up and begins climbing up the ladder! Dubians gonna do it! but Troy Conway slides back into the ring and up the ladder, throwing shots at Dubian!

Fena: And comes Moses into the ring and TIPS THE LADDER OVER!! Thankfully Conway and Dubian land on their feet but Moses rushes over and clotheslines both men over the top rope and to the floor! Moses is smirking as he turns and BAM! DIAMOND CAGE SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF MOSES! Moses collapses to the mat but on the outside, Dorin is setting up a table and Mack is getting up to his feet, so is Ren Smyth as Cage rams the chair into the mid-section of Smyth and goes for another into his spine! But Nova springboards to the top and HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH HITS INTO THE FACE OF CAGE! Cage is now down but on the floor, Dorin DRIVES Hass’s head into the table! Nova is getting to his feet but Mack Irish-whips him into the corner and goes for a RUNNING BIG BOOT INTO NOVAS FACE! BUT NOVA BASEBALL SLIDES UNDERNEATH AND CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK INTO MACK!

ETR: But Smyth is climbing up the ladder, he’s already half-way up as Nova is getting to his feet, both men are trading shots on top of the ladder but look! TROY CONWAY IS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND AND HE LEAPS OFF! DROPKICKING THE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF NOVA AND THE LADDER GETS KNOCKED OVER! SMYTH LANDS ON THE TOP ROPE GROIN FIRST! Dorin has Hass on the table as he leaps up the apron and HITS A LEGDROP ONTO HASS! BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR! Zack Crash and Moses both slide back into the ring, each man has a ladder of his own as Conway is getting up but MOSES AND CRASH SANDWICH CONWAY BETWEEN THOSE TWO LADDERS! THAT TAKES HIM DOWN! Both men are setting up the ladders and begin climbing them, its like a race to the top now!

HYC: But Diamond Cage is back up and he begins climbing Moses ladder, dragging Moses off and he begins chopping Moses in the chest! Hard chops to the chest by Cage but Moses kicks Cage in the gut as both men brawl to the floor, Dubian is getting into the ring and tries to spring to the top rope but Dorin grabs a hold of his leg and stops him! Dubian is kicking at Dorin but Dorin fights on and clubs Dubian with several forearms as Dorin lifts Dubian up …AND SUPLEXS HIM OFF THE APRON!! DUBIAN GETS SUPLEXED INTO THE CROWD!! WHAT A MOVE BY DORIN!! And look! CRASH IS ON TOP OF THE LADDER! CRASH REACHES UP FOR THE CITV BRIEFCASE! BUT MACK IS CLIMBING UP AS ZACK NOW HAS TO TRY TO FIGHT HIM OFF! BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING STRIKES ON TOP OF THE LADDER! MACK RAMS THE SKULL OF ZACK INTO THE TOP PART OF THE LADDER!

Fena: AND MACK PULLS ZACK IN!! DON’T DO THIS MACK!! EDDICTION FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! MACK JUST PLANTED ZACK CRASH INTO THE MAT FROM 20 FT HIGH!! BUT MACK CRASHED INTO THE MAT TOO!! WAS THAT REALLY WORTH IT? On the outside, Cage RAMS Moses skull into the top part off our table and Cage now tries whipping Moses into the steps but Moses counters and CAGE GETS SENT INTO THE STEPS SHOULDER FIRST! Moses now slides into the ring but Nova is already climbing the ladder as Moses climbs up the same side as him and Moses puts Nova onto his shoulders …MOSES HAS NOVA INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! MOSES IS GOING TO HIT NOVA WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP OFF THE LADDER!! BUT NOVA COUNTERS INTO A REVERSE HURRICARANA!! MOSES LANDS RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!! Moses rolls out of the ring as Nova begins climbing the ladder again..

ETR: BUT DORIN FROM BEHIND SMASHES NOVA WITH A STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS SPINE! Dorin now grabs Nova off the ladder and …TWIST OF DEATH! DORIN HITS IT! Dorin adding an extra twist to this match as he is the only man standing in the ring! Dorin is starting to climb the ladder! Rung after rung! Dorin is almost there! IS DORIN ABOUT TO PULL OFF THE BIGGEST UPSET OFF THE YEAR?! DORIN REACHES HIS ARMS OUT TO THE BRIEFCASE! HE’S ONLY FINGER TIPS AWAY!! BUT LOOK! HASS JOHNSON BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICKS THE LADDER AS DORIN GOES FLYING TO THE FLOOR!! DORIN LANDS HARD ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY KANG!! DORIN MAYBE DEAD!! NOW ITS HASS ONLY IN THE RING!! HASS IS GETTING UP AS HE TRIES TO CLIMB THE LADDER!!

HYC: BUT TROY CONWAY SPINS HASS AROUND …SUPERKICK INTO THE JAW OF HASS! Conway now pulls down the ladder, placing it on the mat as Hass gets placed on it, Conway now pulls down the other ladder and places it on top of Hass …Hass is getting sandwiched here as Conway hits off the ropes and connects with a ROLLING THUNDER INTO THE LADDER! CONWAY JUST SANDWICHED HASS BETWEEN THOSE TWO LADDERS BUT HURT HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS! Conway is clutching onto his back but tries getting up but Smyth dropkicks Conway out of the ring! Ren Smyth is getting up as he pulls up one of those ladders from Hass but Cage grabs Smyth from behind ..GERMAN SUPLEX!! CAGE JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED SMYTH WITH THE LADDER IN SMYTHS HAND! Nova is getting to his feet but Cage grabs him! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX TO NOVA!

Fena: Cage now pulls up the ladder and begins climbing it! Cage is climbing up the ladder! But Crash on his hands and knees TIPS THE LADDER OVER!! CAGE LANDS ON HIS FEET BUT EDDIE MACK WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT INTO CAGE!! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDERNEATH …GERMAN SUPLEX BY CAGE! BUT MACK BLOCKS, SENDING ELBOWS INTO CAGE! MACK NOW GRABS CAGE AND HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO THE OTHER LADDER ON THE MAT! CAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! Crash is trying to get to his feet, he’s still hurting as Mack lifts him up but Crash kicks him in the mid-section, snap suplex by Crash! Both men are down as Dubian is sliding into the ring and Dubian has lighter fluid in his hands! What’s he gonna do here? Dubian is pouring the lighter fluid on the fallen ladder and Dubian pulls Diamond Cage onto the ladder as Dubian pulls out a match from his boots ….WHOA? HE’S GONNA SET THE LADDER CAGE IS ON, ON FIRE?!

ETR: BUT MOSESX HAMMERS DUBIAN FROM BEHIND! Moses saving Cages life there as Dubian fires back with a roundhouse kick! Moses though kicks Dubian in the mid-section and connects with a powerbomb! Moses now pulls the ladder out from Cage and sets it up, Moses carefully begins climbing the ladder! MOSES IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HE’S ON THE FINAL STEP! MOSES REACHES OUT FOR THE BRIEFCASE! JUST PULL IT DOWN MOSES! BUT WAIT! HBG SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PICKS UP ONE OF THE MATCHES, LIGHTING IT UP AND THROWING IT DOWN ON THE LIGHTER FLUID PART! THE LADDER ERUPTS INTO FLAMES! THE FLAMES CATCH MOSES BY HIS FEET, BURNING HIM!! MOSES FALLS OFF THE LADDER AS HE ROLLS AROUND THE RING, HIS RIGHT LEG IS ON HIS FIRE!

HYC: EMTS RUSH INTO THE RING, QUICKLY TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!! MOSES MAY HAVE LOST SKIN, HE MAY HAVE EVEN LOST FEELINGI N HIS RIGHT LEG THERE! AND HBG IS SETTING UP A NEW LADDER AND …BEGINS CLIMBING IT! HBG IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! HBG IS GONNA WIN THIS FOR DEVAN DUBIAN! BUT LOOK! ZACK CRASH IS CLIMBING UP THE OPPOSITE END OF THE LADDER! CRASH IS TELLING HBG TO GET DOWN BUT HBG SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! HBG NOW REACHES UP FOR THE CITV BRIEFCASE! BUT ZACK GRABS HBG BY THE HAIR, ZACK IS MAD NOW! ZACK CRASH PULLS HBG IN!! AND OH MY GOD!!! CRASH TEST!! CRASH TEST ON HBG OFF THE 20 FT LADDER!! CRASH HIT A KILLSWITCH ON HER!! HE MURDERED HER!!! HBG IS DEAD!!! OH MY SWEET JESUS CHRIST!!!

Fena: And on the outside, Dorin is somewhat approaching to his feet but Hass grabs him and whips Dorin into the RING POST!! Hass now grabs a ladder from the barricade and rests the ladder between the barricade and the ring apron, Hass now tries lifting up Dorin but Nova runs off the ropes …RUNNING 450 SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPE!! OH MY GOD! I NEVER SEEN THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AS NOVA JUST HIT HASS WITH THE RUNNING 450 OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HASS IS HIT INTO THE BARRICADE!! Hass is sitting by the barricade as Nova is down but Dorin stumbles to his feet and throws Hass onto that rested ladder as Dorin rolls into the ring and begins setting up another ladder by the ropes, directly near Hass as Dorin begins climbing up the ladder, Dorin doesn’t seem to care anywhere about winning this match, he just wants to inflict pain on Hass!

ETR: Dorin is slowly climbing to the top, Cage and Conway are on the floor, looking up at Dorin who is standing on top of the ladder! Don’t do this, re-position the ladder and take down the briefcase, this isn’t worth it! Dorin throws a middle finger to the crowd, lets out a huge roar and …HE LEAPS OFF THE 20 FT LADDER!! DORIN WITH THE CARELESS FAITH OFF THE LADDER THROUGH HASS JOHNSON AND THROUGH THE RESTED LADDER!! BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE LADDER!! DORIN HIT THAT CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THAT 20 FT LADDER AND THEY ARE DEAD!! THERE IS NO WAY BACK FOR EITHER MAN, BUT THAT’S HOW MUCH DORIN WANTED TO STEAL THE SHOW, FINALLY HAVE SOME SPOTLIGHT ON HIMSELF AND HE HAS DONE THAT! BUT HE AND HASS FOR THAT MATTER, MAY NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN AFTER THAT!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!

HYC: EMTS ARE COMING OUT HERE! THEY HAVE GOT TO CHECK ON BOTH MEN ARE THAT! DORIN AND HASS ARE LITERALLY MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR, IN THAT BROKEN LADDER WRECKAGE! Ren Smyth is getting to his feet, He’s desperately trying to get into this match but Zack Crash is up, Smyth grabs him and starts firing chops into his chest! Crash fights back with knee to the gut and pulls Smyth in! Flip Bottom! The C4 connects on Ren Smyth! Devan Dubian though slides Crash out of the ring as both men begin trading shots, Devan looks for a roundhouse kick to the head! But Crash ducks and hits a forearm into Dubian and Irish-whips Dubian into the barricade! BUT DUBIAN LEAPS AND LANDS FEET FIRST ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AND LEAPS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT! BUT CRASH EVADES IT! DUBIAN LANDS ON HIS TORSO ON THE FLOOR!

Fena: BUT CRASH NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO THE RING QUICKLY AS DIAMOND CAGE HAS MADE HIS WAY UP THE LADDER! CAGE IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THE LADDER AS CRASH SLIDES BACK IN AND BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! CRASH THROWS FISTS INTO CAGE! AS CAGE FIGHTS BACK! BOTH MEN THROWING FISTS ON TOP OF THE LADDER! CAGE WINS THE BATTLE THOUGH AND GRABS CRASH …OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE LADDER!! ZACK GETS CRASHED OUT TO THE FLOOR!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! Eddie Mack is trying to get to his feet but Nova slides ANOTHER ladder into the ring and CHARGES AT MACK WITH THE LADDER! BUT MACK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! THE LADDER BOUNCES INTO THE FACE OF NOVA!!

ETR: Mack again getting up as he approaches the ladder, Mack begins climbing up the ladder, slowly climbing up each-rung but nobody seems to be able to stop him now! Mack is half-way up but LOOK! DEVAN DUBIAN IS GETTING ONTO THE APRON, HOW IS HE EVEN MOVING?! DUBIAN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER! BOTH MEN ARE TRADING FISTS NOW! DUBIAN IS TRADING TO KICK MACK OFF THE LADDER WHILE MACK IS TRYING TO PUNCH DUBIAN OFF! BOTH MEN ARE GOING FOR BROKE HERE! ONE FATAL MISTAKE, ITS OVER FOR YOU! BUT LOOK, TROY CONWAY IS ON HIS FEET! TROY SETS UP A DIFFERENT LADDER AS HE BEGINS CLIMBING HIS OWN LADDER, THE ONE NOVA BROUGHT INTO THE RING!

HYC: ALL THREE MEN ARE REACHING FOR THAT BRIEFCASE! BUT MOSES IS GETTING TO HIS FEET, HE’S HOPPING OVER ON ONE GOOD LEG AS HE BEGINS CLIMBING TROYS LADDER! FOUR MEN ARE GOING FOR THE BRIEFCASE! THEY ARE ALL TRADING FISTS! BUT LOOK AT THIS! MOSES LIFTS UP TROY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND HITS THE MX FACTOR!! OFF THE LADDER!! MOSES USED HIS GOOD LEG TO HIT THAT AS TROY IS KNOCKED OUT!! TROY IS GONE!! DUBIAN AND MACK ARE STILL FIGHTING THOUGH ON TOP OF THE LADDER! BOTH MEN REACH UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE! DUBIAN SENDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO MACKS HEAD! MACK IS LOSING HIS BALANCE ON TOP OF THE LADDER! DUBIAN NOW REACHES UP FOR THE CITV BRIEFCASE!

Fena: BUT NOVA IS BACK IN THIS! NOVA QUICKLY RUNS UP THE LADDER, NOVA IS ON HIS OWN LADDER AS HE SENDS A PUNCH INTO DUBIANS RIB-CAGE! NOVA CROSSES OVER TO DUBIAN AND MACKS LADDER, NOVA IS STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE LADDER! NOVA IS TRYING TO KNOCK BOTH MEN DOWN! BUT LOOK, MOSES IS IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER, SO HE MERELY KICKS AWAY AT THE LADDER UNTIL IT TIPS OVER!! BOTH NOVA AND DUBIAN CRASH TO THE FLOOR!! BUT LOOK AT MACK!! MACK IS DANGLING, 20 FT HIGH IN THE AIR! HE GRABBED ONTO THE BRIEFCASE BEFORE THE LADDER TIPPED OVER!! MACK IS STUCK IN MID-AIR! WHAT’S MACK GONNA DO? HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO! AND MACK FALLS 20FT TO THE MAT!!

ETR: BUT LOOK! MACK PULLED DOWN THE CITV BRIEFCASE!! MACK HAS THE BRIEFCASE LYING ON HIS CHEST!! HE DID IT!! EDDIE MACK DID IT!! EDDIE MACK WINS!! EDDIE MACK IS MR.CITV!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and THE 2012 CAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH INNNNNNNN THEEEEEEEEEEE VAUUUUUUUUUULTTTTTTTTTTT WINNNNEERRR!!!! …EDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: BAH GAWD KANG! WHAT A MATCH! ALL TEN MEN PUT THEIR BODIES ON THE LINE, THEY THREW EVERYTHING AT EACH-OTHER BUT EDDIE MACK HAS OVERCOME IT ALL! FINALLY, AFTER DROPPING THE BALL AT KING OF EXTREME AND THE GRAND RAMPAGE, EDDIE MACK HAS FINALLY BROKEN THAT GLASS CEILING ABOVE HIS HEAD AND HE IS NOW THE CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!

Fena: Eddie Mack is finally sitting up and he realizes that he won! He’s clutching that briefcase in his arms, cludding it with joy! And look at Moses though, the only reason he lost was because the Heart Break Gal had burned his leg previous and he couldn’t climb the ladder, Moses is looking furious on the mat as EMTS are again checking his leg, Eddie Mack slides out of the ring now and leaps into the crowd! Mack is celebrating his victory with the fans!

(Camera pans to the Generation Next locker room where Moonlight Predator is sitting down on a bench with a towel over his head)

Moonlight: Voltage was a great brand, it’s one and a half year existence, Voltage had some great memories …it had Ashten Cross getting arrested, Devan Dubian chasing for the EAW title, Chris Hessian murdering everybody, but of course it all ended up with Moonlight Predator standing tall over a bloody, bruised, beaten and broken Kawajai. See, you people try and say that I am the bad guy for throwing Kawajai down twenty odd steps but he brought it upon himself. He’s the one who said he wanted to see how I’d do fighting in face to face so I showed him.

Moonlight: See, THIS is what happens when you mess with the Generation Next. When we want something, we will not stop until we obtain it and we will crush anybody in our way. Look at Austin Lonewolf, he and Lockdown refused to give us a title shot, so what did we do? We beat Lonewolf down and we broke his neck into pieces. Kawajai, the same is going to happen to you. You will have a broken neck tonight. You should be grateful though, you should be grateful I spared your life last week. DO you realize how easy it would have been for me to pick you back up and throw you RIGHT BACK DOWN THOSE STAIRS? IF IT WASN’T FOR MY GOOD NATURE, YOU WOULDN’T BE WRESTLING AT PAIN FOR PRIDE TONIGHT, YOU WOULD BE LYING NEXT TO YOUR FATHER IN A COMA JUST LIKE HE IS.

Moonlight: Tonight will mark the end of Kawajai, you had a nice few irrelevant and lukewarm months on top of the food chain but the goal of the Generation Next will be completed. We will have the Elite title, the Unified Tag Team titles and the EAW title ALL in our grasp. You all laughed at us when we first formed, a bunch of ‘noobs’ making a stable but we are a power circle, we are THE MOST POWERFUL STABLE IN EAW HISTORY. And this will be the Generation Next weekend. We are looking out for the good of EAW. We are trying to destroy the notion of old, washed-up has-beens coming back at Pain for Pride and taking OUR spots. You can all either join us and embrace being powerful or …you can die a fool.

(Moonlight begins to laugh before the camera fades to black)

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE ELITEEEE CHAMPIONNSHIIPPPP!!

(Pyrite’s theme hits as a plume of smoke rises up from the stage, he runs through it and begins flexing as he makes his way to the ring)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is the challenger.. he is one half of the unified tag-team champions.. from BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.. PYYYYYYRITEEEEEEEE!

ETR: The feud between these two started only a few weeks ago on Voltage. Both men were competing in a match on Voltage and the fight became so heated that they somehow ended up and in the crowd! The match resulted in a no contest due to the cameras no longer being able to see the two men!

(Hades the Hellraiser’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring on his motorcycle with the Elite Championship around his neck, he circles around the ring a few times, taunting Pyrite before getting off of it and starts walking into the ring)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is your ELITE CHAMPION.. from DEVIL TOWN, NORTH CAROLINA.. HADEEEEEEEEES THE HELLRAAAAAAAAAAISER!

Deadprez: After that match for next few weeks the men began taking personal digs at each other, for example, Pyrite mocking Hades in a recent interview with Max A Million and Hades the Hellraiser attacking both Pyrite and his partner when they were making their way up to the ramp! To settle their feud, they will fight for the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!

(DING! DING! DING!)

ETR: Finally! The bell has rung to signal the start of the match! Hades the Hellraiser and Pyrite now circle around the ring. Both men now steadily make their way to the centre of the ring where both men lock up. Pyrite, as the bigger man, uses his weight to his advantage to gain the upperhand as he over powers hades and whips Hades the Hellraiser in to a side headlock! Pyrite now tightens the headlock causing more pain for Hades the Hellraiser. Hades now backs up in to a corner as Pyrite still has the headlock locked in on Hades.

Deadprez: Pyrite releases the headlock but immediately turns around and presses arforearm to the face of Hades the Hellraiser! PYRITE NOW DELIVERING A SERIES OF KNEE STRIKES RIGHT IN TO THE GUT OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! As Pyrite stops delivering the knee strikes Hades clutches his mid-section in pain! Pyrite now with a FOREARM SMASH to the Elite Champion! Hades the Hellraiser dazed from the forearm smash as he Pyrite moves out of the way as Hades the Hellraiser stumbles forward!

ETR: Pyrite now sneaks up behind Hades and LIFTS HIM UP! HE HITS THE BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM! HADES THE HELLRAISER IS PLANTED BACK FIRST IN TO THE MAT WITH A MIGHTY THUD! PYRITE GOES FOR THE FIRST PIN FALL OF THE MATCH – BETTER YET, OF PAIN FOR PRIDE V!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO-KICKOUT!

Deadprez: Pyrite not even getting the two count from that cover! Pyrite now picks up Hades the Hellraiser by his long hair and whips him against the ropes! NO! HADES THE HELLRAISER REVERSES THE IRISH-WHIP IN TO HIS OWN! Wait, look at this! Pyrite holds on to Hades the Hellraiser’s he twists it around.. PYRITE WITH THE HOOK KICK! NO! HADES DUCKS UNDER THE HOOK KICK! ANOTHER REVERSAL FROM HADES! HADES STILL HOLDING ON TO THE HAND OF PYRITE AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM! HADES THE HELLRAISER PLANTS PYRITE RIGHT DOWN IN TO THE MAT!

ETR: What a turn of events! Hades is quickly up as Pyrite is making his way up on to his knees. Hades now approaches Pyrite at stands him in an upright position. He lifts him up on to his shoulder! IS HADES GOING FOR THE BODYSLAM? NO! HADES EXTENDS HIS KNEE AND DROPS PYRITE SHOULD FIRST DOWN ON TO IT! THE SHOULDER BREAKER! Pyrite is now on the mat rolling around SCREAMING in pain! What a vicious move! Hades is quickly on the prowl, looking to cause as much possible to Pyrite when he is at his weakest.

Deadprez: Hades picks up Pyrite and whips him off the ropes! NO! PYRITE SURPRISINGLY WITH A REVERSAL! HADES NOW BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND COMES CHARGING AT PYRITE WHO IS STANDING IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING! THE RUNNING FLYING LARIAT! HADES HITS IT! PYRITE IS KNOCKED DOWN IN TO THE MAT! Hades quickly picks Pyrite up and once again places him on his shoulder! Pyrite now approaches the turnbuckle and drops Pyrite face first down on to the turnbuckle!

ETR: LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE SNAKE EYES! PYRITE DAZED AFTER BOUNCING FACE FIRST OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! PYRITE NOW TURNS AROUND AND STUMBLES FORWARD – STILL DAZED – AS HADES BOUNCES OF THE ROPES AND COMES CHARGING AT PYRITE! HADES LOOKING FOR THE BIG BOOT! OH MY GOD!! PYRITE WITH THE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! WHAT AN UNEXPECTED MOVE FROM PYRITE! HADE NOW SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT AS PYRITE COVERS HIM!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! THRE – KICKOUT!

Deadprez: BAH GAWD KANG! HADES THE HELLRAISER HAS KICKED OUT FROM THE SUPERKICK! HOW?! CREDIT TO HIM FOR DOING SO! Pyrite is in complete and utter disbelief that Hades was able to kick out of that move! Hades the Hellraiser is now picked up by Pyrite! Pyrite whips Hades the Hellraiser in the direction of the ropes! Hades bounces of the ropes and comes back.. SPINEBUSTER! THE BACK OF HADES THE HELLRAISER PLANTED STRAIGHT IN TO THE CANVAS!

ETR: Pyrite picks up Hades the Hellraiser once more and picks him up on his shoulder. Pyrite now backs away in to to a corner and CHARGES! FRONT POWERSLAM TO HADES THE HELLRAISER! PYRITE ATTACKING THE BACK OF HADES AS HE PLANTS HIS BACK IN TO THE MAT ONCE MORE! Pyrite now picks up Hades the Hellraiser again and whips him off the ropes! Hades bounces of the ropes! NO WAIT! HADES THE HELLRAISER HOLDING ON TO THE ROPES AVOIDING COMING BACK AT PYRITE!

Deadprez: BUT LOOK AT THIS! PYRITE NOW CHARGES AT HADES LOOKING FOR THE CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! NO! HADES THE HELLRAISER FALLS TO THE MATT PULLING DOWN THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM! PYRITE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! GREAT THINKING FROM HADES THE HELLRAISER! Hades now regains himself and is up on his feet! Hades now charges towards the ropes and bounces off of them! Hades now charging in the direction of Pyrite!

ETR: OH MY GOD!! SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE BY HADES THE HELLRAISER!! THE TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDER FLYING OVER THE TOPE ROPE AND COLLIDING WITH PYRITE KNOCKING HIM DOWN! WHAT A MOVE! Both men are out of the ring rolling around in pain. Hades the Hellraiser is the first up of the two as he picks up Pyrite as well! Hades now grabs Pyrite by the back of his neck and smashes his face of the barrier! Hades the Hellraiser now grabs Pyrite by the hand.

Deadprez: Hades now whips Pyrite in the direction of the steel steps! PYRITE’S KNEES COLLIDING WITH THE STEEL STEPS CAUSING HIM TO FLIP OVER THEM! Hades now picks up Pyrite, smashes his skull off the apron and rolls him in to the ring! Pyrite now lying on his back right in front of the turnbuckle as Hades steps up on to the apron! Instead of climbing in to the ring Hades now begins to climb the TURNBUCKLE! IS HE LOOKING TO GO HIGH-RISK AGAIN?

ETR: HADES IS NOW ON TOP OF THE TOP ROPE! HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE LOOKING FOR THE ATOMIC LEG DROP! OH MY GOD – NO! PYRITE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HADES THE HELLRAISER COMPLETELY MISSING PYRITE AS HE LANDS ON HIS ASS! LOOKS AS IF THOUGH HADES HAS HURT HIS BRUISED HIS TAILBONE! Hades now crawls in the direction of the corner diagonally opposite the corner he leaped from! Pyrite is now up in the corner where Hades jumped from!

Deadprez: OH MY GOD! I THINK PYRITE IS LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! HIS FINISHING MOVE! HADES NOW HOISTS HIMSELF UP ON TO HIS FEET USING THE CORNER! HADES TURNS AROUND! PYRITE NOW CHARGES IN HIS DIRECTION! OH MY GOD! THE SPEAR!! YES!! PYRITE HITS IT! THIS MATCH IS OVER! HADES IS PLANTED IN TO THE MAT AS PYRITE JUMPS ON HIM FOR THE COVER! HE’S DONE IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND THE NEWWWW ELITEEEE CHAMPIONNN!.. PYRITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ETR: He’s done it! He’s the Elite champion! Pyrite has ended the short reign of Hades the Hellraiser! Congratulations to Pyrite here! An important showing where it matters most!!

Deadprez: Pyrite has now brought MORE gold to his stable, Generation Next! Big things are in this young man’s future!

(Camera pans backstage to Max A Million)

(Max walks up to Kawajai’s locker room and knocks on the door before stepping in)

Max: Kawajai?

(Camera pans to see Kawajai sitting on the bench, emotionless as he stares at his EAW championship)

Max: Are you okay?

Kawajai: Okay…? You think I’m okay? Max, let me beat your innocent father into a coma, let me throw you down a twenty step stairs and I’ll ask you if you’re okay. No, I’m NOT okay.

Max: What about your match tonight?

Kawajai: Look, I’ll keep this simple for you …Moonlight is a dead man walking as far as I’m concerned, he crossed a very fine line and he’s going to have his career ended. Now get out Max, I’m not in the talking mood.

Max: Bu—

Kawajai: GET THE FUCK OUT!

(Max walks off as Kawajai starts throwing things around in his locker room in anger)

( Camera transitions into a split screen of both the Heart Break Boys and CM Banks careers play, showing them rising up from AWA/AWF, to the EAW/ACW feud to their feud in 2010 over the World Heavyweight Championship)

(Highlights begin to play of their 2012 feud on Voltage, showing Banks answering HBB’s open challenge, Banks challenging HBB at PFP, HBB mocking Banks with Flashback, CM Banks GTRing and putting the Anaconda vice on Christine Lee and HBB costing Banks the win over Lethal Consequences on Dynasty)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a grudge match!

(‘Power Circle’ by MMG and Kendrick Lamar begins to play around the arena)

(A large gangsta car begins to come down the ramp as it stops at the end of the ramp and CM Banks steps out of the car and steps into the ring)

Ring Announcer; First, making his way to the ring from New Jersey, he is the 2009 Hall of Famer and multiple time world champion …..CMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAANKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A voice can be heard throughout the entire as Banks theme stops playing)

Narrator: A visionary …A standard bearer …

Narrator: The Golden Boy …the Showstoppa …

Narrator: The GREATEST of all times, without a shadow of a doubt …

(Heart Break Boys theme hits as a trap-door opens from the top of the stage and HBB is lifted up with a harness into the air as golden rays shoot up into the entire arena, turning the whole place completely golden)

(HBB begins to get lowered to the floor as he walks down to the ramp and does his usual pre-match prayer as more pyro shoots up from the ramp, this time spelling out the words ‘HBB’ and ‘GOAT’ behind him)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago IL, he is the ‘Greatest of All times’ ….THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Banks and HBB both step out of their corner and we quickly get a lock-up, both men are trying to out-do each other here as HBB takes HBB into a side headlock and follows it up with a takedown! Banks though easily escapes as both get up to their feet, leg sweep connects by Banks as he takes HBB down onto the mat and Banks now with a legdrop onto HBB! But HBB rolls out of the way as Banks crashes into the mat and HBB leaps on him for the cover! But Banks shoves HBB off as both men get back up, HBB charges at Banks and goes for a clothesline but Banks with another leg-sweep as HBB hits the mat …And Banks grabs both arms of HBB and drops him with a legdrop across the throat of HBB!

Deadprez: Banks now drops down for the cover but HBB quickly kicks out, both men again getting up as Banks now the one who charges at HBB but HBB ducks underneath and hits off the ropes and returns back with a DIVING CROSSBODY INTO BANKS! ..That one connects as Banks rolls and quickly tries getting back up but HBB with a parade of knife-edged chops into the chest of Banks! HBB backs Banks up into the turnbuckle and starts firing away at Banks with huge and heavy knife-edged chops into his chest as Banks chest quickly turns red …but Banks forearms HBB in the face and now throws him into the corner, sending a parade of roundhouse kicks into the chest of HBB! Banks going hard on HBB in the corner and Banks now Irish-whips HBB into the opposite corner …

ETR: And Banks charges with him but HBB takes him down with a clothesline attempt! Banks goes down as HBB begins stomping on him and HBB lifts Banks up and looks for the scoop sla—No! Banks lands down on his feet and hammers HBB in the back of the skull before grabbing HBB into a waist lock and hitting a GERMAN SUPLEX ON HBB! HBB rolls out of the ring and to the apron as he clutches the back of his head, HBB obviously in a lot of pain from that as Banks quickly hits off the ropes and connects with a baseball slide, knocking HBB down hard onto the floor with a loud thud! Banks gets back up and does a victory lap around the ring, certainly getting cocky here Banks is …HBB is getting up with the barricade as Banks hits off the ropes for a SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! BUT HBB LIFTS UP HIS LEG AS SOON AS BANKS’S HEAD WENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! SUPERKICK! HBB CAUGHT BANKS IN MID-AIR WITH A SUPERKICK!

Deadprez: Banks falls awkwardly on the mat as HBB rests by the barricade, what a move by HBB! HBB now lifts up Banks and rolls him back into the ring, HBB climbs up onto the apron and than up onto the turnbuckle, HBB now LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! HEART BREAK ELBOW NTO THE HEART OF BANKS! IT CONNECTS! HBB JUST DROVE HIS ELBOW INTO THE HEART OF BANKS! HBB is now getting back up, he makes his way across to the turnbuckle, HBB begins stomping on the mat as he is tuning up the band! Banks is slowly making his way to his feet as HBB GOES FOR THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! BUT BANKS DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND LIFTS HBB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! GTR! GO TO RETIREMENT!

ETR: BUT HBB IS HAMMERING AWAY AT BANKS! ELBOWS AND KNEES INTO THE HEAD OF BANKS! HBB drops to his feet as Irish-whips Banks into the ropes as Banks returns and HBB goes for a OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! BUT BANKS HEADBUTTS HBB IN THE SKULL, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AND KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION …SNAP DDT! THE HEAD OF HBB JUST GOT PLANTED INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST AS BANKS TURNS HIM OVER AND HOOKS A LEG!

ONE! …TWO!! ..NO! HBB KICKS OUT!

Deadprez: Close call from HBB as Banks is getting back up and stomps on HBB, Banks is stomping on the head of HBB, Banks lifts HBB up onto his feet and Irish-whips him hard into the turnbuckle and Banks now charges at HBB! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE CORNER! BUT HBB DUCKS DOWN AND BACKBODYS DROPS BANKS OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT BANKS LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON AND SENDS A KICK INTO THE SKULL OF HBB WHO STUMBLES FORWARD AND HBB TURNS AS BANKS SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS OFF! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE INTO HBB! HBB falls out of the ring as he tries to regroup but Banks isn’t giving him anytime to recover as Banks slides out of the ring as HBB is struggling on the floor and Banks walks over to the time keeper and grabs the steel chair from the time-keeper and walks back over to HBB, this isn’t going to be good …

ETR: HBB is trying to get up as BANKS SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF HBB! HBB falls back down onto the floor, clutching onto his back as Banks is smirking …

Banks *to the crowd*: WHERES YOUR HERO NOW, HUH? WHERES YOUR GOLDEN BOY NOW, HUH?

ETR: Banks is certainly loving all of this as he again SWINGS THE CHAIR ONTO HBB!! THREE MORE TIMES INTO THE SPINE OF HBB! HBB is completely defenceless on the floor as Banks drops the chair and lifts up HBB again and this time HITS A BACK SUPLEX! BANKS WITH THE BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR! HBB’S SPINE JUST GETS DRIVEN INTO THE FLOOR! Banks is trash talking into HBB’s face as he lifts HBB up and rolls him into the ring, Banks brings the chair into the ring too, Banks obviously isn’t done hurting HBB as he wants to end HBB tonight …HBB is struggling to get up, literally struggling here as Banks is enjoying this as HBB is fully up and Banks SWINGS THE CHAIR AT HBB! THIS TIME INTO HIS SKULL! BUT NO!

Deadprez: SUPERKICK! HBB HIT THE SUPERKICK! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH BOUNCES WITH FORCE INTO THE FACE OF BANKS! BANKS IS DOWN, HBB IS DOWN! HBB IS CRAWLING TOWARDS BANKS, HE’S MOVING SO SLOW AS HE CRAWLS INCH BY INCH OVER TO CM BANKS BODY AND HBB FINALLY DRAPES AN ARM OVER BANKS! THIS IS GOTTA BE OVER NOW!

ONE!!! ….TWO!!! ….NO!!!! BANKS ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: WHAT?! THAT WAS THE SECOND SUPERKICK BANKS TOOK TONIGHT, THAT’S LIKE A HUGE FUCK YOU TO HBB BY BANKS! HBB is on all fours as he is trying to get up, Banks is starting to stir slowly as both men are slowly approaching their feet as Banks hits HBB with a forearm! And HBB hits Banks with a chop to the chest! Both men are trading forearms and chops in the middle of the ring! BUT WAIT! HBB kicks Banks in the mid-section and pulls him in between his legs, hooking both arms of Banks and HITS THE LAST STAND! THAT’S ALEXANDER DA VINCIS FINISHER! CM BANKS TAG TEAM PARTNER AND NOW RIVAL OF HBB FOR THE PAST YEAR, BANKS JUST GOT DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WITH THE LAST STAND! AND HBB MAY HAVE BEEN MOCKING BANKS BY HITTING THAT!

Deadprez: HBB isn’t making the cover, he’s too exhausted in the middle of the ring to make the cover, Banks is completely motionless on the mat! HBB is crawling towards the ropes as he uses the ropes to get up, HBB is holding his spine in complete agony as he slowly limps over to the turnbuckle, HBB is slowly climbing up the turnbuckle as Banks is getting to his feet and HBB is now finally on top of the turnbuckle and he’s gonna LEAP! BUT BANKS THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES AS HBB LOSES BALANCE AND LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE! BANKS NOW RUNNING ON A SECOND WIND, CHARGES UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A HURRICARANA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BANKS GOT IT! HBB LANDS SPINE FIRST ONTO THE MIDDLE OF THE MAT! WHAT A MOVE BY BANKS! COMPLETELY FANTASTIC!

ETR: Banks crawls back over to the turnbuckle, he’s using the turnbuckle to help himself up as he is standing by the corner, breathing hard and …stomping on the mat? I think Banks is about to mock HBB by using HBB’s own move! HBB is slowly making his way up to his feet as Banks is stomping on the mat harder and HBB turns AND BANKS WITH THE SWEET BURIAL MUSIC! BUT HBB DUCKS AND LIFTS BANKS UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! GTR! GO TO RETIREMENT ON BANKS! BUT BANKS HAMMERS HBB IN THE SKULL WITH ELBOWS, SENDING KNEES INTO THE SPINE OF HBB! HBB FINALLY DROPS BANKS AND BANKS WITH A SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK INTO HBB! BANKS USED HBB’S OWN FINISHING MOVE ON HBB! BANKS COLLAPES DOWN BACK FIRST ON HBB! THIS IS IT!

ONE!!!! ….TWOOO!!!!! …..NO!!!!!!! HBB KICKS OUT!!!! HBB KICKED OUT!!!

Deadprez: WHAT?! HOW?! HOW IS HBB EVEN MOVING ANYMORE?! HBB’S WILL TO FIGHT IS SIMPLY INCREDIBLE BUT LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON BANKS FACE, HE’S COMPLETE SHOCKED! BANKS IS RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR, WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO BEAT HBB? HE’S GOTTA HIT THAT GTR! Banks is slowly getting up to his feet and walks back over to the corner, dropping to a knee as he is breathing hard as it is, Banks is staring like hell at HBB, like a shark smelling blood in the water as HBB is slowly getting up and Banks just screams ‘Welcome to New York Motherfucker’’ before charging at him with a SHINNING WIZARD! BUT HBB SIDE-STEPS IT AS BANKS CRASHES KNEE FIRST INTO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE!

ETR: HBB now follows it up with the leg chop to the back of Banks leg! Banks drops to a knee as HBB is lifting himself up, HBB is just willing himself on, he’s not going to lose the title of being the ‘greatest’, especially not to somebody so vile like CM Bank$. HBB grabs Banks and looks like he’s going for the teardrop suplex! HBB hits it as Banks crashes into the mat! HBB is regaining himself up on the mat before lifting himself to his feet as Banks is getting onto his knees, Banks won’t stay down and especially won’t admit defeat to HBB, and that’s the same for HBB to Banks, that’s how much this means to each of them …Banks is slowly approaching his feet as HBB hits off the ropes and looks for the FLYING FOREARM INTO BANKS! BUT BANKS GRABS HIM INTO HIS ARMS! THROWS HBB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!

Deadprez: GO TO RETIREMENT! GO TO RETIREMENT BY BANKS! NO! HBB FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET, HBB JUST FLIPPED ONTO HIS FEET AS BANKS IS FURIOUS! HE JUST CAN’T HIT THE GTR! BANKS CAN’T BELIEVE AS HBB TURNS AROUND AND BANKS SLAPS HBB ACROSS THE FACE! BANKS JUST SLAPPED HBB IN THE FACE!

Banks: I’M BETTER THAN YOU!

Deadprez: BANKS NOW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL OF HBB AND WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES AND BANKS CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS CLOTHESLINE! THAT TURNED HBB INSIDE OUT, HBB FLIPPED 180 IN THE AIR! BANKS IS MAD! BANKS NOW DROPS DOWN AND GRABS HBB! ANACONDA VICE! BANKS HAS THE ANACONDA VICE LOCKED IN ON HBB! HE HAS IT! BANKS HAS IT APPLIED ON TIGHT, DEAD CENTER OF THE RING! BANKS IS WEARING HBB DOWN, CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY AND HBB MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT! THIS IS WHAT TOOK CHRISTINE LEE OUT LAST WEEK ON VOLTAGE! IS HISTORY GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF, IS HBB REALLY GOING TO TAP OUT? HE’S FADING, HIS FACE IS TURNING RED!

ETR: BANKS IS TIGHTING THE HOLD, BANKS REALLY WANTS TO CHOKE HBB OUT HERE! HBB IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT, HE’S TRYING TO RAKE HIS FINGERS INTO BANKS’S EYES! BUT BANKS ISN’T LETTING GO! BANKS IS REFUSING TO LET GO! BANKS WILL NOT LET GO! BANKS IS RUTHLESS! BUT WAIT! HBB ROLLS OVER! HBB ROLLED IT OVER INTO A PINFALL!

ONE!!! …TWO!!!

Deadprez: BUT BANKS ROLLS IT BACK OVER, BANKS AGAIN HAS THE ANACONDA VICE APPLIED! BUT HBB IS CLOSER TO THE ROPES NOW, HBB IS USING HIS LEGS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE ROPES AS BANKS IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! HBB MAY HAVE TO TAP BEFORE HE EVEN MAKES IT TO THE ROPES! HBB IS CRAWLING OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE LEGS BUT BANKS ISN’T LETTING GO! HBB HAS SLID OUT OF THE RING BUT BANKS IS HANGING ONTO HBB, STILL CHOKING WITH HIM WITH THE ANACONDA VICE! HOW LONG CAN HBB SURVIVIE THIS FOR?! BUT WAIT! HBB WITH A MODIFIED POWERBOMB ONTO BANKS INTO THE BARRICADE! BANKS JUST CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE! THAT’S ONE WAY OF ESCAPING THE ANACONDA VICE!

ETR: Banks is sitting by that barricade, clutching onto his skull and I think its finally setting in on Banks, I think reality is setting in that he just CAN’T beat HBB tonight …Nothing is putting HBB away, HBB is resting by that ring frame and his will to survive is just outstanding! HBB is now lifting Banks up and rolls him into the ring, HBB is hurting like hell, he’s breathing very hard and is very slowly climbing into the ring, both men are slowly getting up as HBB swings for a clothesline but Banks ducks under it and goes for a roundhouse kic-SUPERKICK! HBB HIT THE SUPERKICK! BANKS COLLAPES DOWN TO THE MAT! HBB FALLS DOWN TOO! But HBB is crawling to the turnbuckle, he’s moving very slowly to that turnbuckle as he uses it to lift himself up, HBB is clutching onto his spine as he bends over in pain but eventually begins stomping onto the mat, HBB is tuning up the most famous song in the Yankee stadium!

Deadprez: Banks is slowly getting up as HBB HITS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THAT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF CM BANKS! BUT BANKS STAYS ON HIS FEET AND HE ASKES HBB TO HIT HIM WITH ANOTHER! WHAT’S BANKS THINKING?! AND HBB HITS BANKS WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK! BANKS FALLS TO HIS KNEES, HE’S LOOKING DOWN ON THE MAT AS HBB IS STARING AT HIM, BUT BANKS IS AGAIN GETTING UP, WHAT?! BANKS IS PUTTING HIS FISTS UP AND TELLING HBB TO HIT HIM WITH ANOTHER, TO FINISH HIM OFF! HBB IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS AS BANKS IS BARKING AT HIM TO HIT IT!

Banks: HIT ME! HIT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!

ETR: AND HBB FOLLOWS THROUGH! THIRD SUPERKICK AND THIS TIME THE FORCE IS ENOUGH TO PUT DOWN BANKS! BANKS IS DOWN AS HBB MAKES THE COVER! FALLING DOWN ON BANKS AND HOOKING BOTH LEGS!

ONE!!! …TWO!! …THREE!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTT BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: HBB does it! HBB has won in what a match! HBB wins in the war but Banks had come so close but I think after he couldn’t hit the GTR, after HBB escaped the anaconda vice Banks began to realize he couldn’t beat HBB, that HBB’s will was too strong and HBB wasn’t going to go down so Banks kept telling him to hit until Banks wouldn’t be able to kick out.

ETR: HBB gets his arm lifted up high in the air by the referee and Banks is sitting up, clutching his jaw as he holds his head as HBB is resting by the ropes, HBB helps Banks up to his feet and both men shake hands in the middle of the ring, I guess they found a new sense of respect for each-other after that gruelling match. These two have proven tonight without a shadow of a doubt why they are as big of legends to EAW as they are.

Deadprez: indeed, but the real story is now HBB keeps his title of being the Greatest of All Time, He’s beaten Mr.DEDEDE and CM Banks for that title and honestly, in all my years of commentating, I have never seen a better in-ring competitor than HBB and that’s coming from the heart.

(Banks and HBB slide out of the ring together and walk up the long ramp together, HBB walks past the curtain as Banks stays and looks back at the sea of the crowd)

(A tear begins to run downs Banks cheek as bows in front of everybody on top of the stage before turning around, punching the stage softly and walking backstage)

(Camera pans to Eve walking into Eddie Macks locker room as a celebration is going on, with Eddie Mack, Clyde, Tanny, Flashback and several other people as they pop champagne and dancing to ‘celebrate good times’ by Cool and the Gang)

Eve: Eddie! Oh my god, congratulations on winning the Cash in the Vault briefcase!

Eddie: Thanks Eve, you have no idea what winning this means to me, I choked in the King of Extreme finals and I choked in the Grand Rampage, I’ll admit that. I can admit that if I lost tonight, than I probably would have been classed into that group with Speedy where you are a talented mid-carder but you aren’t good enough to main event, you aren’t good enough to win the world title. But I did it, my body is hurting like a motherfucker right now but it doesn’t matter because I can now cash in at ANY TIME I LIKE.

Cylde *walking up to Eve*: Hey baby momma, you lookin’ fine tonight …maybe you could come interview me in my little private corner 😉

Eve: (ill) no thanks …

Clyde: Aitee, s’all good, I got sumthin to do anyway… Sumthin you can’t do Eve.

( Clyde grins as he walks off )

Eve: Anyway Mack, when do you plan on cashing in your Cash in the Vault briefcase?

Mack: Good question Eve and the answer is honestly when I feel like I’m ready to carry this company on my shoulders, to be perfectly honest. Maybe I’ll cash in at next years Pain for Pride, maybe I’ll cash in at a random show or just maayybeeeee I’ll do what POP did to me and cash in during the middle of his match and walk out tonight with the Answers World Championship tonight. That would be pretty sweet alright.

Eve: Are you being serious?

Mack: Who knows 😉 EAW is a pretty unpredictable place.

(Tanny runs over and pours an entire bottle of champagne over Mack’s head as Flashback carries Mack onto his shoulders as everybody continues dancing)

(The Kawajai vs. Moonlight Predator feud plays on the screen, highlighting both men’s rise to the top and their feud, ending with Moonlight standing tall over Kawajai on the final Voltage)

(Camera pans back to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And now, to perform Moonlight Predator’s and the Generation Next personal one night theme song along with Pain for Prides theme song, ‘burn it to the ground’ …..LINNNKKIIIIIINNN PPARRRRRRRKKK!!!!

(Linkin Park walk out to the stage as they thank the crowd before performing)

(Moonlight Predators theme hits to a eruption of boos as he walks out wearing Golden shades with diamond encrusted boots and surprisingly no Generation Next with him)

(As Moonlight Predator begins walking down the ramp, a parade of golden pyro shoots up from the sides of the ramp all the way down and as they reach up to the top of the ceiling, more golden pyro shoots down as if it was raining gold on Moonlight)

ETR: What an entrance by Moonlight Predator as he walks into his FIRST Pain for Pride and what a way, going in as a challenger for the title. Nobody can really deny Moonlight didn’t deserve this spot or can deny he isn’t talented for this, because he is, but the actions of Moonlight leading up to this, especially with the attacks on Kawajai and his father, which resulted in Kawajai’s father falling into a coma, I do not condone.

Deadprez: Neither do I but this is the Generation Next we are talking out, these guys have already broken another mans neck before and that was just to get a TAG TEAM title shot, it doesn’t surprise me Moonlight did this for the EAW Championship. But what does surprise me is that neither Straight Edge Suicide or Pyrite are out here tonight but I guess Moonlight fancies his chances by himself, and you can’t blame him as there is a HIGH chance he may walk out EAW champion tonight.

(As Moonlight walks onto the apron, he demands the referee pull down the rope for him to get in, the referee reluctantly does so as Moonlight gets into the ring and stands up on the turnbuckle)

Moonlight: This is for you …I’m dedicating this victory for you ….MR.RYAN KAWAJAI!

ETR: Son of a bitch (no)…

(A US Navy Platoon marches out onto the stage, carrying their rifles as they begin their usual minute or two long rituals on the stage to applause of the crowd)

(The entire arena fades into blackness as letters begin to form onto the titantron atop of the stage ‘R.I.P Moonlight Predators career October 2011 – June 2012’)

(The Arena continues to be in darkness as red pyro shoots up from the stage, down the ramp and up the turnbuckles as Moonlight instantly jumps back and begins looking around the arena)

(A voice can be heard throughout the entire arena, a familiar voice to Franklin D. Roosevelt)

FDR: The only thing we have to fear is …fear itself.

(Small World by Nas plays as the arena continues to be darkness)

Nas: It’s a small world, nigga reap what you sew, what goes around, comes around if you sleep you don’t know …A VERY small world, where beef could never end, at the time you least expect it ima see you again …It’s a small world, you get away with it now, soon enough it catches up to you, some-way some-how ..yo, it’s a small world, watch what you do.

(As the song continues to play as the lights begin to turn back on as The Platoon has obviously left the stage as Kawajai walks out onto the stage, carrying his EAW championship around his waist and he lets out a huge roar from the top of his lungs before walking down the ramp, not taking his eyes off Moonlight Predator)

Deadprez: What an entrance by our EAW champion! Kawajai is not taking his eyes off Moonlight and Kawajai is going to try and kill Moonlight tonight, but can he? Can he win? He’s 0-3 at Pain for Pride and you know his anger is going to cause him to make mistakes, it maybe wise to stop on a beating when he’s ahead instead of trying to commit murder live on TV..

ETR: Well these two are already BUTTING HEADS in the middle of the ring! The referee is doing his best to separate these two, I don’t envy him tonight …The referee backs both men into their own corners, folks, DO NOT expect a wrestling match tonight, this is going to be a fight, its not going to be pretty and it damn will not be for the weak hearted.

(The Ring Announcer steps into the ring)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the VOLTAGE Main Event and it shall be the final Voltage match …This contest is set for one fall to the finish and it is for the EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!! …Now, on my left, the challenger …From Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, he is representing the Generation Next …MOOOOOONNNNLLIIIGGHHTTTTTTTTTT PRRREEDDDATTOORRR!!!

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, on my right …He is the EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPION, from New Jersey …..KAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAJJJJJAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The referee takes the EAW Championship from Kawajai and holds it up high in the air in middle of the ring before calling for the bell)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Here we go and Kawajai wastes no time in charging after Moonlight in the corner with a running big boot! But Moonlight ducks underneath it, Kawajai quickly turns and again charges at Moonlight again with a clothesline but Moonlight baseball slides underneath it, Moonlight gets up but Kawajai again charges and now leaps up at one with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON MOONLIGHT! Kawajai is sending rights and lefts into Moonlights jaw, Moonlight is pushing him off as he tries getting up but Kawajai charges, clotheslining Moonlight over the top rope and out to the floor! Moonlight is scrambling to his feet as Kawajai tries going out to him but the referee is stopping him, trying to cool Kawajai down which is easier said than done but Kawajai shoves the referee out of the way as Moonlight is getting to his feet..

Deadprez: AND KAWAJAI LUNGES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCA INTO MOONLIGHT! Kawajai now keeps pounding on Moonlight, sending heavy right hands into his face on the bottom of the ramp as Moonlight again has to throw Kawajai off as Moonlight is scrambling away but Kawajai grabs him and rams the head of Moonlight into the steel steps! Moonlight rolls into the ring as Kawajai looks under the ring and pulls out a trash can! Kawajai places the trash can onto the apron and tries to slide back in but Moonlight with a baseball slide dropkick into the trash can which bounces into the face of Kawajai! Kawajai falls back onto the floor with a loud thud there.

ETR: Moonlight now slides out like a snake and picks up the trash can lid as Kawajai is trying to get up but Moonlight swings the trash can into face of Kawajai! Kawajai may not be 100% after his brawl with Moonlight as he is lying down on the ground now and Moonlight throws the trash can into the ring along with Kawajai as Moonlight slides back in as he picks up the trash can as Kawajai is slowly getting up to his feet and MOONLIGHT SMASHES THE TRASH CAN OVER KAWAJAIS FACE! BUT KAWAJAI WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ON MOONLIGHT, CAUSING MOONLIGHT TO CRASH FACE FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN! LOOK AT THE HUGE DENT ON THE CAN NOW! Kawajai is clutching onto his face as he gets up and grabs Moonlight, again throwing him out of the ring, Kawajai doesn’t want to settle this in the ring…

Deadprez: Kawajai grabs Moonlight on the floor and IRISH-WHIPS MOONLIGHT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT MOOONLIGHT COUNTERS IT AS KAWAJAI IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! THOSE STEPS COME OFF WITHIN THE IMPACT! Moonlight now looks under the ring and pulls out a 15ft ladder and rests it by the steel ringpost, Moonlight grabs Kawajai now by the legs and CATAPULTS HIM INTO THE LADDER!! KAWAJAI SMACKS FACE FIRST INTO THAT LADDER! Kawajai stumbles around and falls by our table as Moonlight walks over and lifts up Kawajai, RAMMING HIS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE! OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! Moonlight now rolls Kawajai over into the ring and Moonlight brings the ladder into the ring along with looking under the ring, pulling out a pair of…handcuffs?!

ETR: Well remember, he used those handcuffs two weeks ago when he attacked Kawajai’s father and Moonlight now slides back in and rests the ladder by the turnbuckle as he rests the handcuffs down by the apron, Kawajai is struggling to his feet as Moonlight grabs him into a waist lock and lifts Kawajai up …GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE LADDER!! ..BUT NO!! ..KAWAJAI BLOCKS IT! ELBOW SHOTS BY KAWAJAI INTO THE JAW OF MOONLIGHT! KAWAJAI NOW SLIPS OUT AND SPINS …GRABBING MOONLIGHT INTO A WAIST LOCK OF HIS OWN AND LIFTS MOONLIGHT UP …TIGER SUPLEX! KAWAJAI HITS MOONLIGHT WITH A TIGER SUPLEX INTO THE GODDAMN LADDER! MOONLIGHT LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE LADDER IN THE CORNER!

Deadprez: Moonlight now rolls out of the ring, smartly avoiding a pinfall attempt there as Kawajai slides out after him, this is going to get even more brutal as it goes and you can’t blame Kawajai for this …Kawajai again looks under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire table from underneath the ring, really who the hell leaves this kind of stuff under there?! Kawajai doesn’t even bother setting up the table, leaving it flat on its back on the floor as he grabs Moonlight and POWERSLAMS MOONLIGHT SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE!! THE WIRE CUTS INTO THE SPINE OF MOONLIGHT WHO YELLS OUT IN PAIN! Moonlight is literally screaming in pain as Kawajai pulls him out and lifts him back up …AND POWERSLAMS HIM BACK INTO THE BARBED WIRE!! MOONLIGHT JUST GOT POWERSLAMMED TWICE INTO THAT BARBED WIRE!

ETR: Moonlight is literally yelling in pain as Kawajai rips him off from the barbed wire and dumps him out on the floor, Kawajai now bridges the barbed wire table onto the barricade and apron and grabs Moonlight up …LOOKING TO POWERSLAM HIM AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE! BUT MOONLIGHT RAKES THE EYES OF KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI DUMPS MOONLIGHT AS MOONLIGHT SWIFTLY HITS A REVERSE DDT! REVERSE DDT ONTO THE FLOOR! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! MOONLIGHT IS TRYING TO REGROUP, CLUTCHING ONTO HIS BACK AS HE USES THE RING APRON TO GET BACK UP!

Deadprez: Moonlight staggers over to Kawajai and lifts him up onto his shoulder, Moonlight taking a huge long breath now as he THROWS KAWAJAI LIKE A LAWNDART INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! KAWAJAI WENT FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST! WHAT FORCE MOONLIGHT THREW HIM AT, KAWAJAI IS BLEEDING JUST ABOVE HIS RIGHT EYE! And Moonlight is going to take advantage and now slowly walks over and lifts him up, Moonlight is trash talking Kawajai, SPITTING in his face and now Moonlight RAMS KAWAJAI HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! MOONLIGHT NOW CHARGES AND CLOTHESLINES KAWAJAI OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD! Moonlight is still clutching onto his back, it’s obviously hurting like hell as Kawajai is down in the crowd…

ETR: Moonlight hops the barricade and grabs Kawajai, SUPELEXING KAWAJAI ONTO ONE OF THE OPENED CHAIRS FROM THE CROWD! KAWAJAI’S SPINE JUST WENT THROUGH THE CHAIR! Moonlight now smirks as Kawajai is struggling on the mat, Moonlight lifts him up and throws him into the ring, Moonlight now throws Kawajai into the ring and walks over to the pair of handcuffs by the corner and picks them up, oh no! Moonlights got some evil intentions now! Moonlight walks back over to Kawajai and HANDCUFFS KAWAJAIS HANDS TOGETHER! KAWAJAI’S HANDS ARE HANDCUFFED TOGETHER, HE’S UTTERLY DEFENCELESS NOW! SHEER BRILLANCE BY MOONLIGHT!

Deadprez: And Moonlight walks over to the trash can, Kawajai is on his knees as MOONLIGHT SMASHES THE TRASH CAN RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF KAWAJAI! OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY MOONLIGHT, JUST DESTORYING THAT TRASH CAN OVER THE HEAD OF KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI IS DEFENCELESS, HE CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF HERE! MOONLIGHT NOW DROPS THE TRASH CAN, PLACING KAWAJAI’S HEAD DOWN ON TOP OF IT AND PICKS UP THE TRASH CAN …AND HITS KAWAJAI WITH A CON-CHAIR-TO LIKE MOVE, BUT WITH A TRASH CAN LID! KAWAJAI IS BLEEDING BAD HERE AS MOONLIGHT IS STANDING TALL OVER HIM, LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF AT THE DUSTRUCTION OF KAWAJAI!

Moonlight: You’re pathetic …JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

ETR: AND HERES THE COVER BY MOONLIGHT! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!

ONE!! …TWO!!! …NO!!! KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!!

ETR: HUH?! WHAT?! HE WAS HANDCUFFED AND ALMOST BEATEN SENSELESS BY MOONLIGHT AND HE KICKS OUT?! MOONLIGHT IS FURIOUS! MOONLIGHT PICKS UP KAWAJAI AND AGAIN TRIES HIM OUT OF THE RING! KAWAJAI IS STILL HANDCUFFED! MOONLIGHT GRABS KAWAJAI UP TO HIS FEET, TRASH TALKING HIM AGAIN BUT LOOK! KAWAJAI KICKS MOONLIGHT SQUARE IN THE GROIN WITH FULL FORCE! MOONLIGHT BENDS OVER IN PAIN AS KAWAJAI SMASHES THE HANDCUFFS INTO HIS JAW! MOONLIGHT HITS DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR AS KAWAJAI COLLAPES! HIS FACE IS BLOODY, HIS BODY IS BEATEN, BUT HE WON’T STAY DOWN!

Deadprez: A stage manager is now running over with a pair of keys and yes! Unlocks Kawajai from those handcuffs, Kawajai is finally free but he’s beaten down …Moonlight is the first to his feet, understandly so as Kawajai has been like a pig but both men are slowly getting up, Kawajai even slower as Moonlight CHARGES AT HIM! BUT KAWAJAI DUCKS UNDER IT AND BACKBODY DROPS MOONLIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!! MOONLIGHT JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE TABLE SPINE FIRST!! MOONLIGHT IS CAUGHT IN THE BARBED WIRE AS KAWAJAI FALLS TO HIS KNEES! Kawajai is trying to get up as he walks over to Moonlight and RIPS Moonlight from the barbed wire and Moonlight is bleeding from his shoulder blades! Kawajai rolls Moonlight into the ring and makes the cover!

ONE!!! ….TWOOOO!!!! ….NO!!!!!!! KICK-OUTTT!!!

ETR: What?! Kawajai is looking down at Moonlight, the hatred from both of these men is simply amazing! Kawajai is crawling towards the turnbuckle, his blood is dripping down as he climbs up the turnbuckle, Kawajai is slowly climbing as he looks around the arena and ….PHEONIX SPLASH!! CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH INTO MOONLIGHT! IT CONNECTS! KAWAJAI HIT THE PHEONIX SPLASH! IT’S OVER! But LOOK! SES AND PYRITE ARE RUNNING DOWN HERE! THE GENERATION NEXT ARE RUNNING DOWN HERE! COME ON, NOT THIS WAY! SES PICKS UP A STEEL CHAIR AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF KAWAJAIS HEAD!

Deadprez: GODDAMN THE GENERATION NEXT! GODDAMN THEM TO HELL! SES LIFTS UP KAWAJAI AS PYRITE IS STANDING IN THE CORNER SMILING AND PYRITE CHARGES AT KAWAJAI!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!! PYRITE HIT THE SPEAR ON KAWAJAI THROUGH THE LADDER THAT WAS RESTING IN THE CORNER!!! OH MY SWEET JESUS CHRIST!! KAWAJAI MUST BE DEAD NOW!!! HE HAS GOT TO BE!!! PYRITE DRAGS KAWAJAI OUT OF THE CORNER AND SES DUMPS MOONLIGHT ON TOP OF KAWAJAI!! COVER!!!

ONE!!!! …TWO!!!! ….THREE!!!!

ETR: BUT KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT!!! MOONLIGHT ROLLS HIS EYES AS KAWAJAI WILL NOT SURROUNDER TO THE GENERATION NEXT!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! KAWAJAI WILL NOT GO DOWN! HE WILL NOT STOP, HE WILL NOT DIE! MOONLIGHT IS SLOWLY GETTING UP AS HE GRABS KAWAJAI UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR THE GTS!! GO!! TO!!! SLEEP!!! BUT KAWAJAI IS RAMMING HIS KNEES INTO THE SKULL OF MOONLIGHT!! KAWAJAI IS POUNDING HIS KNEES INTO MOONLIGHTS SKULL AS MOONLIGHT FALLS TO THE MAT AS KAWAJAI KNEES MOONLIGHT IN THE SKULL, MMA STYLE KNEES TO THE HEAD OF MOONLIGHT!!!

Deadprez: 5 KNEES!! 10 KNEES!!! 15 KNEES!! 15 KNEE SHOTS TO THE SKULL OF MOONLIGHT AND KAWAJAI TURNS HIM OVER AND SITS MOONLIGHT UP, WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND MOONLIGHT AND BEGINS HAMMERING MOONLIGHT WITH MMA ELBOWS!! 5 ELBOWS!!! 10 ELBOWS!! 15 ELBOWS!! 20 ELBOWS!! 25 ELBOWS! 30 ELBOWS!! 35 ELBOWS! MOONLIGHT’S HEAD JUST HUNG DOWN AS THE REFEREE CHECKS ON HIM! 40 ELBOWS! AND THE REFEREE STOPS THE MATCH!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has deemed that Moonlight Predator is NOT able to continue this match and as such HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL THE EAW CHAMPION ….KAWAAJJJAAAIII!!

ETR: Kawajai wins! What a war! Kawajai retains his title as Moonlight is literally motionless on the mat!

Deadprez: Neither man will EVER be the same again, god-daamn what a match and I hope Moonlight is okay but his brain might have turned to mush after those knees and strikes.

( Camera pans backstage to Clyde wearing a purple suit standing in front of a door )

Clyde: What’s ghuuuuuddddd bitches and gents. It’s ya boii Clyde, ju know the deal. Ayy Ayy I want y’all to take a look at this, camera man move it up.

( The camera man pans the camera up to reveal the sign “Alexander Da Vinci” at the top of the door )

Clyde: Cheahh, dass right, ain’t nobody been able to get a word in wit him eva since he got into the building. Not Eve, not Max, not Rob… not even Flashy been able to. Butchu know Clyde yo, he got that magic, I’ll get em to talk wit me.

( Clyde knocks on the door, he waits for a while but nothing happens )

Clyde: Aww shucks, lemme try again.

( Clyde starts relentlessly banging on the door )

Clyde: AYY AAYY AYYY!! OPEN UP!! AYY OPEN UP!!

( After a long pause the door is heard un-locking and Alexander Da Vinci opens the door )

Clyde: YEOOO!! Alexandaa what’s—

ADV: GO…. AWAY.

( ADV slams the door on Clyde )

Clyde: OH HELL NAH!! YOU DON’T DO THAT KINDA STUFF TO CLYDE!!, NUH UH…

( Clyde starts to bang on the door again )

( The door opens up again but this time ADV throws a chair at him )

Clyde: AYYOOO… WHAT WAS THAT FO?! NAHHH FORGET THIS CLYDE’S OUTTA HERE!!

( Clyde scurries back to his feet and runs away as ADV once again slams the door behind him )

( Video package highlighting the feud between Lethal Consequences and Mr. DEDEDE is shown. The highlights include Mr. DEDEDE returning at the Grand Rampage, him announcing he was the owner of EAW and the Hell in a Cell match at Defiance )

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

(Red laser like lights begin to dart around the stadium as the words “Lethal Gang” appear on the titan-tron. The laser lights begin to dance around two panels of the stage. Lethal Consequence’s theme hits as the panels begin to separate; Lethal Consequences emerges from under and makes his way towards the ring. )

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring first, from Oakland, California…weighing in at 237 Pounds!!…REPRESENTING THHHEEEE ENNNTTTERRRRPRRRIISSSEEEEE….. LEEETTTHAAALLLLL CONSSSSEEQQUEENCEEESSSS!!

( Lethal Consequences stops mid-way down the ramp and raises his signature guitar in the air, he’s met with a chorus of boos before he continues his way down the ramp )

Stew: There is a big fight feel in New York City tonight!! Lethal Consequences will be the first man to enter the ring for what is sure to be an epic encounter between two EAW Hall of Famers!! A win here tonight would give LC three wins as opposed to just one loss at the big dance. But this isn’t going to be an easy feat to accomplish, and LC knows it.

HYC: This is the match I’ve been waiting all night for Stew! These men have been at each other’s throats since the Grand Rampage… they can’t stand each other, it all culminates tonight at the only show that could be big enough to end such an intense feud… I can’t wait.

( Lethal Consequences sets his guitar down leaning up against the barricade and slides into the ring as he awaits his opponent )

( A booth begins to descend from the rafters and lowers itself down onto the stage )

Stew:… What’s going on?

( “Sweet” by Jay-Z begins to play as a 1959 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud approaches the stage from the back. Mr. DEDEDE wearing a new navy blue suit and carrying a briefcase steps out of the car. The word “Chairman” begins to flash on the stage )

HYC: Well ladies and gentlemen, that IS Mr. DEDEDE, but it doesn’t look at all like he’s ready to compete tonight… he’s wearing a suit, and he’s carrying a briefcase. If you ask me it looks like he’s more ready for a day at the office than a wrestling match.

( Mr. DEDEDE approaches the stage and steps onto it, he makes his way over to the booth and steps inside as “Sweet” begins to fade. He closes the door and smoke begins to fill the stadium, starting from the stage and traveling down to the ringside area )

( The smoke begins to surround the ring and then a loud crash is heard. The camera travels the ramp all the way up to the booth where it seems as if the door to it has been knocked down. Mr. DEDEDE steps out in his ring attire as “So Appalled” begins to play )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… weighing in at 240 pounds!!… THEEEEE GAAWDDDD!!… THEEEE RAATTTTEEEDDDD RRRRRRRR SUPPPPERRRSTTTTARRRRRR!!… THE CHAIRMAIN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!….MISSTEEEERRRRRRRRR DEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Stew: And there he is! Arguably the best EVER! He’s done it all folks, but tonight is certainly going to be an up-hill battle for Mr. DEDEDE, he’s facing a Lethal Consequences… who I don’t know but to me looks to be in the best physical shape of his life.
( Mr. DEDEDE stops mid-way down the ramp and throws his arms into the air sticking his index finger and pinky up to the sky as a huge sequence of pyro goes off )

HYC: What an entrance by DDD tonight at Pain For Pride! And like I mentioned before I can’t wait to see how this one unfolds… this has all been brewing since the Grand Rampage… it’s escalated since then and now it ends! It culminates at Pain For Pride!! C’mon already… ring the bell!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: As the bell rings to signal the start of the match you have to think our Vice President is watching this very carefully, but there’s a lot more riding within this match than that! This is a good old fasioned grudge match to finally settle some business. Both men circle the ring as DDD straights his hair one more time before these two men tie up! And here were go! Collar and elbow struggle in the middle of the ring!

HYC: DDD quickly reaches for just one of LC’s arm and backs up while still holding on, and drives his own shoulder into the open chest of LC!! LC has nowhere to go as DDD continues to ram his own shoulder! LC collapses down to his knees after one more vicious shot! DDD taking this moment to gain some momentum off the ropes… but LC quickly to his knee and extends his knee to drive it straight into the mid-section of DDD!!

Stew: DDD wrapped around it before flipping down to the canvas! LC shoving DDD’s face down to the mat with his forearm… HE’S GOING FOR A QUICK COVER!! DOES HE HAVE HIM!?!

ONEEEE!! BUT A QUICK KICK OUT!!

ONLY A ONE COUNT IN THE EARLY GOING!! DDD holding his ribs as he gets to his feet, but doesn’t notice that LC is waiting for him behind him. LC quickly takes hold of DDD’s neck and tightens as he pushes him through the ropes to the outside!! And this could take an ugly turn quick!! LC quickly following behind as he steps down to the floor where DDD begins to get to his feet… LC APPLIES A QUICK HEADLOCK!!

HYC: Oh he’s driving some vicious right hands into the exposed forehead! And now LC dragging DDD along around the ringside area, getting closer to us here, look out! LC driving his face into our table—No! DDD places his hands to break the slam! And now elbows free! And there’s a huge clothesline taking LC down to the mat with a thud! DEDEDE now seeming to take control here.

Stew: LC grabbing onto DDD’s on kneepads to get to his feet as DDD stares down at him, but from out of nowhere! LC hooks both of DDD’s legs and sweeps him and the back of head landed first on the mat! AND FOLLOWED BY A HUGE STOMP TO THE MIDSECTION! DDD reeling in pain! LC now looking around. He’s looking on top of our table for something, what the hell do you want??

HYC: He just grabbed a pen from our table! And now stomps down once more on DDD before mounting himself on top of his opponent! What is he doing? He just removed the pen cover and—oh God he’s trying to jam that pen into the skin of DDD! He’s tearing at the chairman’s forehead! Good lord this is sickening! Now just completely jamming the pen down repeatedly! He finally stands back up as DDD holds his forehead, perhaps checking for blood!

Stew: Well it seems to me like he could be leaking a trickle of blood from his forehead after that jamming with the pen…. WHAT THE?! HEY! GET OFF OF ME!

HYC: LC JUST GRABBED STEW! AND HE’S TRYING TO REMOVE HIS TIE!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS LC DOING?!! He just forcefully took that tie off my broadcast partner! Stew, are you ok??

Stew: I’m fine but why did he need a tie?!? DDD trying to crawl away from LC… BUT LC WRAPS THE TIE AROUND HIS NECK!! What a sick tribute to his suit-and-tie clown associates at the Enterprise! Choking Mr. DEDEDE with that tie! Blood almost reaching his eyes and DDD is turning purple from that choke! Let him go! COME ON NOW!! LC KEEPS SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS… NO REMORSE!!

HYC: Well it looks like LC finally wants to take this action back into the ring, Chico! He’s rolling the EAW Chairman back inside and I wonder what’s next in his game plan.

Stew: Well, LC lifts up the ring apron… AND OH MY!! HE PULLS OUT A BARBED WIRE 2X4!! HE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM AND WAITS FOR DDD TO GET TO HIS FEET!!… DDD gets back to vertical base… AND LC RAMS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF MR. DEDEDE!! AND NOW HE CONTINUES TO PUSH THAT 2X4 RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF DDD!! AND DDD’S HEAD IS BLEEDING EVEN MORE NOW!

HYC: LC raises the 2×4 high above his head… AND HE WHACKS DDD RIGHT IN THE STOMACH WITH IT!! AND AS HE PULLS IT OFF OF DDD HE TAKES SOME FLESH WITH IT!!… LC takes the 2×4 and wedges it in-between the second and third turnbuckle… LC gets DDD to his feet and whips him into that turnbuckle! NO!! DDD REVERSES IT AND INSTEAD HE WHIPS LC RIGHT INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE WITH THE 2X4!!

Stew: LC hits the turnbuckle hard and comes out holding his lower back… AND DDD CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK!! LC BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS… AND NOW DDD GOES OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!!… HE WHACKS LC OVER THE BACK!! HE RAISES IT UP OVER HIS HEAD AND DOES IT A SECOND TIME!!… AND NOW A THIRD!! DDD BEING RELENTLESS HERE WITH THAT 2X4!! SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT!!

HYC: DDD finally eases up on the shots to the back… but now what’s he doing?! He’s taking the barbed wire off of the 2×4!! He unravels all of it and lays it on the mat… He gets LC to his feet… SCOOPSLAM!! A SCOOPSLAM RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE!! MY GOD!! LC ROLLS OVER AND HIS BACK LOOKS LIKE A SLAB OF RAW MEAT AFTER ALL THOSE SHOTS TO THE BACK AND THE BARBED WIRE TEARING AWAY AT HIS SKIN!!

Stew: DDD picks the wire up… He wraps some it around his hands… AND OH MY GOD!! DDD WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE THROAT OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! THIS IS SICK!! HE’S GOING TO CHOKE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THAT BARBED WIRE!! HE HAS IT WRAPPED AROUND THE NECK OF LC… AND NOW DDD PUTS HIS BOOT ON LC’S BACK!! AND HE PULLS EVEN HARDER ON THE BARBED WIRE!! LC’S FACE IS TURNING A BRIGHT RED!! ALMOST PURPLE… HE’S GASPING FOR AIR!!… WHAT PAYBACK!

HYC: DDD finally let’s go! Thank god, that was getting hard to watch. DDD again heads out of the ring and pulls the apron up… A TABLE!! DDD PULLS OUT A TABLE AND SETS IT UP AT RINGSIDE… WHAT INTENTIONS COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE?! He slides back into the ring and lifts LC to his feet… BUT LC STARTS FIGHTING BACK!! He sends a right jab to the mid-section of DDD… LC sends another one… he’s attempting to make it to a vertical base… AND HE DOES!!

Stew: I’m amazed that LC was able to make it back to a vertical base after all the punishment he suffered at the hands of the barbed wire… LC THROWS A HUGE RIGHT HAND AT DDD THAT CONNECTS!! DDD STAGGERS BACK INTO THE ROPES… LC COMES CHARGING BUT DDD DROPS HIS SHOULDER AND LC GOES FLYING INTO THE ROPES… RIGHT INTO THE TABLE!!… WAIT NO LC HANGS ON!! DDD RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES AT LC ON THE APRON… SPEAR!! NO LC SIDE-STEPS IT AND DDD FLYS THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE TABLE!! THE TABLE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!

HYC: Oh MY GOD!! DDD’S BODY FLEW RIGHT THROUGH THE AIR AND VICIOUSLY CRASHED INTO THAT TABLE!!… I HOPE HE CAN CONTINUE!! He crashed with such force, look at all the scrap wood that flew all over the ringside area! LC sits on the apron looking down at the end result of that spear attempt, he’s in awe but you have to think he’s extremely satisfied! LC now hops down to the floor and looks around for something else that can inflict damage!

Stew: Well I think DDD is going to be down for a while, meanwhile… OH NO!! LC WITH ANOTHER TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING!! He slides that one into the ring and then slides himself in. He’s looking down at the table and then looking at the corner of the ring. He’s lifting it over his head now! What—he’s placing the table over that turnbuckle corner, each end held up by the ring ropes!
HYC: He’s just made a platform at the top rope! An extra space like that opens end endless possibilities of destruction! Uh oh, LC trying to get up there. But DEDEDE is already stirring to his feet and how he’s doing that I don’t know! LC cancels his plans and rolls out of the ring again! Oh! More cold hard shots to the face of DDD who’s struggling to rise to his feet. DDD getting sent back with those rights!!

Stew: LC sends DDD all the way into the barricade here right next to all of these screaming fans! And the closed fist shots don’t stop coming! The gash in DDD’s head is just getting worse and worse by the minute! LOOK OUT! DDD grabbed LC by the head and with all he had threw him into the barricade! And DDD springs up and starts nailing him against the barricade now! This is insane! Look at the rage and intensity in his eyes as LC hanging on to the barricade but he’s losing it!!

HYC: DEDEDE finally takes a few steps away, pulling some of the hair out of his head! He’s feeling it ladies and gentlemen! LC is out against that barricade! DDD slowly turns head back around and that look says a thousand words! Now he turns his body around completely, back toward LC! HE CHARGES WITH A HUGE SPEAR!! HOLY SHIT!! THE SECTION OF THE BARRICADE JUST COMPLETELY TORE OFF AND BOTH MEN SPILL INTO THE CROWD! LC WAS ALMOST SPLIT IN HALF ALONG WITH THAT SECTION!

Stew: That was extremely dangerous! Luckily it seems like all the fans behind that barricade seemed to escape before the impact. I hope we don’t get sued after that one! These people can’t believe what we just and I can’t either. AND LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD FROM LC’S BACK THAT’S BEEN SMEARED ON THAT SURFACE!!! MY GOD!!

Stew: End the match!! JUST END IT NOW!!! The referee checking on both men, and if they can continue, it’d be a miracle! DDD just rolled off the piece of the barricade and landed on the hard floor, and that might have been a wakeup call! His eyes are open again, glazed, but he’s moving! He’s crawling to the edge of the part of barricade still standing, taking grasp of it! GOOD LORD HE MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! DEDEDE IS UP!! Using the barricade to help himself to his feet. He’s staggering slowly back to the scene of the wreck. Now he grabs LC by the neck, I don’t think he’ll be able to stand though!

HYC: DDD now has a hold on LC by his chin, staring into him, realizing that he has completed his goal of making this man suffer.. RIGHT HAND BY LC! DDD GOES DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! AND LC MAKES A RUN FOR IT!! He’s running through the crowd! LOOK OUT! PUSHING AND SHOVING THROUGH THE MASS OF PEOPLE! He’s running through the crowd just like he did last month at Defiance at the conclusion of the Hell in a Cell!!!

Stew: But DEDEDE isn’t too far behind! Our spotlight is trying to follow them as best we can. This is madness! LC is going through the crowd going in the direction of the stage! DEDEDE FROM BEHIND!! HE CAUGHT UP AND JUST NAILED LC IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! They’re right in the middle of the floor crowd and the crowd that’s on makeshift bleachers for this sold out crowd! The aisle way is going to lead them right to the side of the stage, but they need to bring this back to the ring!

HYC: DEDEDE grabbing LC’s head and brings him along as they continue to walk down the aisle. QUICKLY RAMS LC’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL RAILING OF THE START OF THOSE BLEACHERS! LC goes flying away as this crowd continues to surround them as if they’re a mob! It’s insane these New York EAW fans! Look out! Look out! DEDEDE grabbing a hold of LC’s head yet again as they head toward a merchandise table! DEDEDE RUNNING NOW WITH FULL FORCE PERHAPS WANTING TO TOSS…LC COUNTERS!! HIP TOSS COUNTER!! OH GOD DDD GOES CRASHING DOWN THROUGH THE MERCHANDISE TABLE!!

Stew: The Chairman once again falls victim to a table!!! How much more can either of these men take!? LC collapses to his knees and he tried to recompose. DEDEDE is completely folded up between the two halves of the merchandise table that was against the bleachers. LC keeps looking at the stand though. He stands up and walks over to the wreck. He grabs a hold of that steel grid that’s holding the T-shirts! That’s a pretty sturdy and heavy structure! DEDEDE is lying right under it.

HYC: LC quick sprints away and begins to… CLIMB THE BLEACHERS!! He’s walking up the bleachers in front of even more of this crowd! He’s walking over to the ledge right behind that steel grid! Nobody is allowed to stand there and he just pushed the arena attendant out of the way! What the hell is his problem? He’s on the ledge! Both hands on that grid! DEDEDE is out! DON’T TELL ME!

Stew: LC IS SHAKING THAT GRID! STOP THIS! STOP THIS! IT SEEMS TO HAVE SNAPPED OFF THE BASES AT THE BOTTOM! OH MAN HE JUST PUSHED THAT GRID DOWN ON TOP OF MISTER DEDEDE!! GOOD GOD WHAT IMPACT AS THAT STEEL CRASHED AGAINST THE WOOD AND HARD FLOOR!!!

HYC: This crowd has gone silent! They can’t believe what they just saw! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF THE LEGEND!! LC is looking down at the wreck! His eyes are wide, even he is in shock! You can’t see DEDEDE under all that wreckage, that’s how bad this scene is!!… THIS ISN’T GOOD STEW!!

Stew: YOU CAN’T SEE HIM BECAUSE HE WASN’T THERE!! LOOK!! DEDEDE WITH A SNEAK ATTACK FROM BEHIND!!! DEDEDE WENT UP TO THESE BLEACHERS AND JUST CLOCKED LC!! HOW THE HELL DID HE ESCAPE?!?! LC is bent over that ledge! The crowd is going nuts! Signaling for DDD to throw him off! OH MY GOODNESS DDD JUST FLIPPED LC OFF THAT LEDGE! HE JUST FELL A GOOD 8 FEET ONTO THAT STEEL GRID THAT WAS MEANT FOR DDD! HOLY CRAP! HE’S GOTTA BE INJURED!! LC IS OUT ON THAT GRID!!! WHAT A FALL, WHAT A LANDING! DEDEDE STANDING ATOP THE LEDGE LOOKING DOWN, WHAT A SIGHT!!!

(Wide angle shot shows LC falling 8 feet onto that steel grid)

HYC: DEDEDE is finally climbing down the steps back to the floor but at this point, what else can they possibly do to each other!?! DDD now pulling LC by his legs as they continue down that aisle! They’ve crossed the steel barricade into the stage area! DEDEDE just collapses after dragging LC’s dead weight down to the stage area. LC is trying to stir to his feet! He’s crawling over to… the Rolls Royce! LC has spotted the Rolls Royce and is crawling toward it!!!

Stew: What a nice car, I hope they don’t do anything crazy! LC reaching for something! He’s to his knees and grabs a hold of the car from within the open window! He’s using the car to get up! He’s done it! Reclining against that fabulous car…. OH GOD A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY DEDEDE RIGHT INTO THAT CAR!!! SO MUCH FOR A BREAK! LC’S BACK JUST SMASHED AGAINST THE DOOR OF THAT CAR AND HE JUST COLLAPSES AGAIN! DDD isn’t playing around here!

HYC: Now he grabs LC yet again, SMASHES HIS FACE AGAINST THE FRONT OF THE CAR! HE’S TAKING LC TO THE RAMP OF THE STAGE, AND ROLLS HIM UP AS IF THEY WERE GETTING INTO THE RING! But this is a hell of a lot more extreme and I don’t think these men will be able to walk away! DEDEDE now climbs up onto the ramp as LC tries to crawl away desperately!!! But he’s moving far too slow! DDD kicks him in the gut that sends him flying up the ramp!

Stew: And there’s another! Both of these Hall of Famers are on the top of the stage here! LC is bleeding! DDD is bleeding! Both men trying to end the other! LC is crawling away again! This time he’s moving toward the edge of the stage where the Rolls Royce lies below! Does he not know that he’ll just fall off?!?!

HYC: I think he just noticed that now! You can see the anguish and distress in LC! DEDEDE IS SETTING UP! HE’S STANDING ON THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE! HE’S SQUATTED OVER! JUST WAITING! WAITING FOR LC TO GET TO HIS FEET! HE’S URGINING HIM, BEGGING HIM TO GET UP! I DON’T THINK I CAN WATCH THIS!!!

Stew: LC IS UP… HE TURNS AROUND, DEDEDE TAKES OFF LIKE A ROCKET! LC COUNTERS INTO A BACK BODY DROP AND DEDEDE GOES FLYING OFF THE STAGE ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR! THESE MEN ARE INSANE!! THEY’RE CRAZY!!

(Camera pans over to the crowd jumping up and down before showing DEDEDE in a dented hole in the hood)

(Replay plays)

HYC: NEVER!!…..never would I have thought these men were going to go to these lengths. This is far beyond the extreme war we thought these men would have….

Stew: DEDEDE has not moved! He’s in that dented hole and his back and spine might be demolished! LC has hopped off the stage back down to the stage floor. He’s reaching for DEDEDE’s arm and trying to drag him off the car! He’s managed to pull him down and place DDD’s arm over his shoulders, and he slowly but surely dragging DDD toward the ring!

HYC: Both men have gone to Hell and back! They’re finally approaching the ringside area here. LC finally pushing DDD midsection first into the apron! DEDEDE is glazed over on the mat! LC grabbing a hold of him yet again and finally, finally these men are back in the ring! DDD is crawling around the ring, looking for LC. But LC is in fact inspecting that wooden table platform he made earlier in the match! Oh man I really hoped we weren’t going to see this come into play but we might see something horrible unfold!

Stew: LC reaching down for the long hair of DDD as he drags him to that corner! That has to sting! DDD getting to his feet! BUT LC PUTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND ROLLS HIM ONTO THAT PLATFORM! OH NO! DDD trying to get to his feet on that board, but here comes LC as he hops on! Both men holding onto each other’s heads as they both get to their feet. QUICK KICK TO THE GUT BY DDD, DEDEDE DDT OUT OF NOWHERE OFF THE PLATFORM! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! HOW SUDDEN WAS THAT!?!? A DEDEDE DDT OFF THE WOODEN PLATFORM STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!!!

HYC: NO FREAKING WAY! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?! DEDEDE ROLLS OVER ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! THAT’S A PIN ATTEMPT!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… THRR—BUT NO!! LC GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

Stew: HOW?! HOW WAS LC ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!?! DDD gets to his feet and also gets LC to a vertical base… He drags LC over towards the ropes… AND WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?! HE’S TYING LC UP IN THE ROPES!! HE’S GONNA MAKE IT SO LC CAN’T ESCAPE!! AND HE HAS LC TIED UP!! DDD rolls himself out of the ring and again he pulls up the ring apron… and oh no! A sick grin just came across the face of a bloody and battered Mr. DEDEDE!!

HYC: What did he pull out from under the ring… what?!… A BASEBALL?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A BASEBALL DOING UNDER THE RING?!

Stew: Well Chico, we are in Yankee Stadium!! DDD brings the baseball into the ring with him… AND OH NO CHICO!! I’M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHAT DDD’S GOING TO DO!! LC’S STILL TIED UP IN THE ROPES… AND HE’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE NOW!!… DDD FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WINDS UP… AND HE THROWS THE BASEBALL AT LC!! OH MY GOD!! IT HITS LC RIGHT IN THE CROTCH!! LC LETS GO OF A HUGE SCREAM… WHAT A SHOT BY DDD!!
HYC: DDD UNTIES LC AND THROWS HIM TO THE GROUND!!… HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS… THIS MUST BE OVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… BUT NO!! NO!! IT’S NOT OVER!! LC DIGS DEEP AND KICKS OUT!!

Stew: DDD now this time a little shocked by the fact that LC was able to kick out!!… OH BUT LOOK AT DDD!! HE BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER!! WAITING FOR LC TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET… HE’S STARTING TO STIR!!… HOW LC IS EVEN MOVING IS BEYOND ME!! I’M TELLING YOU… I’VE GAINED A HUGE AMOUNT OF RESPECT FOR LC TONIGHT… LC SLOWLY BUT SURELY PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET… HE TURNS AROUND AND DDD CHARGES!!

HYC: SPEAR!! NO!! LC JUMPED OVER THE SPEAR!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! DDD ALMOST WENT FLYING INTO THE CORNER BUT MERCIFULLY STOPPED HIMSELF!!… BUT OH GOD!! HE WALKED RIGHT INTO ACID REIGN!! ACID REIGN BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! THAT’S GOTTA DO IT!! LC SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS DDD AND HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRR—BUT NOW IT’S DDD THAT KICKS OUT!!

Stew: LC CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! LC ROLLS OVER TO HIS STOMACH AND POUNDS HIS FISTS INTO THE MAT… HE WAS CERTAIN HE HAD THE MATCH WON THERE!! LC crawls himself over to the ropes and very slowly pulls himself to his feet… He stumbles his way over to DDD and grabs his legs… HE’S LOOKING TO APPLY THE LOCKDOWN!! HE ATTEMPTS TO TURN DDD OVER BUT DDD ISN’T GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN!!! DDD GETS BACK ONTO HIS BACK AND PERHAPS PUTTING ALL HE HAS INTO IT KICKS LC OFF OF HIM!!

HYC: DDD uses the ropes to pull himself up… HE CHARGES AT LC AGAIN… LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR… BUT AGAIN LC REVERSES IT!! THIS TIME INTO A DROP TOE HOLD THAT HANGS DDD UP ON THE SECOND ROPE!!… DDD COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE ROPES… LC WITH ACID REIGN!! NO DDD PUSHED HIM OFF!! HE DARTS AT LC… AND HE GETS THE SPEAR!! THE SPEAR FINALLY CONNECTS!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DDD LAYS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF LC!!!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… THREEEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Mr. DEDEDE’s theme hits as he begins to stir )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner…… MISSSTTTEERRRRRRRRRR DEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Stew:… WOW!!

HYC: This was EVERYTHING we thought it would be and MORE! We KNEW that it wasn’t going to be pretty, but I’m not sure that anyone was expecting this. These two risked their own bodies to get the win here tonight!

( A bloodied DDD is shown making it to his feet as the referee raises his arm in victory )

Stew: I really don’t know what to say Chico, I can’t believe that Mr. DEDEDE is able to stand after what he went through… in my opinion the match should’ve ended long before it actually did, but both men’s will to compete, to not give up was so strong here tonight.

( DDD stares at LC on the mat, he nods his head and slides out of the ring before gingerly walking up the ramp )

HYC: Congratulations to Mr. DEDEDE who here tonght at Pain For Pride V defeats Lethal Consequences in an absolute WAR!

( Midsummer Massacre preview is shown )

( Camera fades back to ringside )

Stew: Well folks, business is about to pick up… IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE V!!!

( The Prince of Phenomenal is shown sitting in a chair in his locker room, he’s leaned over with a determined look on his face. He looks up takes a deep breath before heading out the door )

HYC: There’s the challenger… you have to wonder what’s going through his mind right now.

( The camera quickly transitions to Alexander Da Vinci pacing backstage with the Answers World Championship around his waist )

Stew: And the champion…

( The Answers World Championship belt flashes across the screen, briefly ) ..

( The background comes to darkness, and faded across the screen are scenes from the Answers World Championship rivalry, from ADV’s victory of it to POP attaining contendership, and after a series of scenes their contract signing confrontation )

( Words echoed. ADV: “get ready to join the elite group alongside the likes of Speedy when you go down as the greatest extremist to never hold a world championship in his career.” .. POP: ” there will be nowhere to run when I take that title off of your waist and knock you off of the throne that I rightfully deserve and put you in the same category as Cyclone, Jerikewl, Mister K, King Kjors, Tyler A” … POP: “OVERRATED UNDESERVING HORRIBLE WORLD CHAMPIONS WHO FELL INTO IRRELEVANCE AFTER DROPPING THEIR TITLES.” )

( The Narrator concludes the grim summary of their rivalry, and the camera pans to the ring announcer )…

Ring Announcer: The following, is for the ANSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS WOOOOOOORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! Introducing first, the CHALLENGER…

( The arena has a complete blackout… suddenly, the words “Phenomenal” glow in the center of the ring )

( Very soon a glow-in-the-dark image of a Hoodie is shown at the top of the ramp on the stage, with its back turned from the camera ) …

( Suddenly, MASSIVE Pyrotechnics shoot up from the stage directly next to the figure, lighting up the sky as the lights flash back on in the arena, to POP screaming in adrenaline and storming down the ramp to the roar of the crowd )

Ring Announcer: From South Beach, Florida, weighing in at 210 POOOOOOOOOUNNNNDSSSSSS…. THEEEE PRINCE!!!! OOOOOOF PHEEEEEENOMENAL!!!!!

Stew: POP, with a PHENOMENAL entrance here tonight wants a phenomenal Championship victory, and he’s got a bitter enemy standing in the way of the Gold, in a night that POP believes should be his big break!!!

HYC: I chatted it up with POP briefly asking him for his strategy tonight; he says that he’s panned through ADV’s moveset and has done intense Resilience and Balance training. POP believes that his preparing for Pain for Pride will make him equivalent to an Energizer Bunny, and as long as he can give himself enough space from ADV’s pummeling attacks, he should be able to outsmart him. POP is VERY confident, that’s saying the least!

Stew: Good that POP knows his strengths and his weaknesses, that’s a match winning mindset right there… but you have to wonder if POP didn’t generalize ADV’s strength and brute a little too much.

( POP’s music halts, as a calm comes across the arena ) …

( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits, as a dark aura comes across the Stadium and he walks out grimly, looking as defined, toned and intense as ever with the AWC around his waist )

Ring Announcer: And the opposition…. he is the ANSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! …. AAAALEXANDEEEEERRRR DAAAAAAA VINCIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Stew: 3 Time World Champion, 2 time Unified Tag Champion, this guy has commanded SUCCESS within the last year and 1/2 of his career at unspeakable rates. He’s the man to beat, he’s on top, HE’S set himself apart from the pack!

( ADV makes his way down the ramp, and when he reaches the bottom of the ramp a trap-door opens in front of him at ringside, and a Crystal-glass podium rises out of the ground ) … ( Da Vinci opens the top, and pulls out a Sledgehammer, he looks at POP with a devilish look, as he heads to the apron to do his signature water bottle taunt )

HYC: Well what a way to glorify your most deadly weapon, which I know WILL be a factor in this match. And I asked ADV as well what would be his strategy coming into this match, and he PREDICTED that at Pain for Pride people ready themselves for their opponents well-known signature moves so that they can either kick out or escape them, so he spent the last 3 weeks perfecting moves outside of his move set, and said he doesn’t expect to use either the Last Stand unless it’s an emergency!

Stew: It’s as if he knew POP’s motives all along… ADV is a technician infused with a barbarian in that ring, he will become a complete SAVAGED if provoked, and just threatening his World Championship reign is provoking enough for ADV to do something horrific here, in the Main Event, at the GRANDEST stage EVER at Yankee Stadium.

( Da Vinci sets his Sledgehammer in the ring apron as his music halts, and the referee checks both men as they stand at their corners.. Da Vinci lets out a smirk, as POP remains stone faced ) …

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

ADV: You can’t beat me… look at you… look at ME… you’ve already lost.

POP: Let’s see about that

Stew: Da Vinci motions for POP to come take his best shot, Da Vinci is at stance, and POP is at stance, and POP CHARGES towards Da Vinci, letting off several crosses to the face, several punches to the jaw, and after afew Da Vinci strikes RIGHT back with punches of his own! And ADV SHOVES POP away from him, and POP CHARGES with a forearm, but Da Vinci blocks with a forearm of his own!!

HYC: IT’s a forearm struggle, both men are looking at each other furiously, as POP now converts into a ARMDRAG/TAKEDOWN, sending Da Vinci crashing as ADV hops right back up, and POP CHARGES towards ADV, but Da Vinci takes POP right back down with a Shoulder-Block! And POP KIPS back up, looking at ADV with fire in his eyes, as Da Vinci beckons POP to head over to him for round two!

Stew: And instead of getting frustrated, POP does just that and both men lock up, applying a grapple! And Though POP kept cool, it wasn’t smart, because Da Vinci out muscles him by a lot, and Da Vinci as a result backs POP into a turnbuckle, as POP SHOVES KNEES DIRECTLY into Da Vinci’s gut, KNEE after KNEE as ADV backs off holding his stomach with one hand, as POP quickly lifts the leg, and SWIFTLY PULLS OFF AN ENZIGURI!! And ADV spins around, dazed, and turns back to POP as POP lifts his leg to ADV’s chest and BACKFLIPS INTO A TOE-KICK INTO ADV’S JAW!! LIKE A REVERSE PELE KICK, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET AS DA VINCI BACKS INTO THE ROPES…

HYC: And POP backs up on the ropes, and CHARGES TO ADV LOOKING FOR A HURRICANRANA, AND DOES IT SENDING ADV OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE—

Stew: BUT WITH UNBELIEVABLE BALANCE, DA VINCI LANDS ON HIS FEET!!

HYC: And POP is SHOCKED, as ADV, on the outside of the ring looks up at POP with an evil grin on his face, almost saying “nice try”! POP now LEAPS over the ropes, but Da Vinci is startled and ducks, as POP merely did it as a fake as he lands on the Apron, and POP SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES AND BACKFLIPS INTO ADV……….. AND ADV HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO CATCH POP!!! HE CAUGHT POP’S MOONSAULT ATTEMPT RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDER, AND POP IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT, BUT ADV DRIVES POP SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!!!

Stew: And ADV is STILL held on, as Da Vinci turns around and PLANTS POP, WHOS SLUMP ON HIS SHOULDER, PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE SCOOP SLAM, SPINE FIRST AT RINGSIDE!!! Da Vinci has POP neutralized for the moment, as Da Vinci quickly lifts up the ring apron… and pulls out a Steel Chair, which is a pretty dangerous thing for a guy like ADV to have, as POP is just now getting up, wobbly legged and everything, and ADV MEETS HIM WITH A CHAIRSHOT RIGHT INTO THE BACK.

HYC: POP is writhing in pain that was a MASSIVE shot; the entire stadium could hear that man!!! POP now rolls into the ring, trying to I guess soothe the pain and avoid possibility of more, as Da Vinci follows him into the ring and POP gets up as Da Vinci SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER POP’S SKULL, SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AND KNOCKING HIM DOWN!!! And now Da Vinci drops over him, covering him, ONEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!! But POP kicks out after two, and It’s expected, but man after a full front chair shot like THAT it almost looks easy! But it’s not, you try getting hit in the temple that way, it’s not fun!

Stew: No it’s not, And POP is already trying to get back up as Da Vinci licks his lips and smiles in the joy he gets out of battering his opponent, and as POP returns to his feet, ADV SWINGS AGAIN, AND STRIKES AGA— NO, STRIKE 1, POP DUCKS UNDER AS ADV MISSES THE SWING, AND FROM BEHIND POP CONNECTS A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND AS ADV DROPS THE CHAIR IN PAIN!!! AND POP FROM BEHIND CONNECTS THE STARMAKER FROM BEHIND!!! THE INNOVATIVE SUPLEX DROPPING ADV RIGHT ON HIS NECK!!! AND POP COVERS QUICKLY, ONEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOO!! But ADV gets the shoulder up.

HYC: Mistake, POP should’ve hooked the leg, not covered, there’d be no way ADV could kick out from that! But Regardless POP now has the Chair in his hand, after hitting that PHENOMENAL move, and now POP holds the folded chair by its legs and… and IMPALES THAT CHAIR DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S THROAT FOR THE GUILLOTINE! AND ADV HITS IT AGAIN! AND HE HITS IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! POP IS LETTING OUT RAGE, AND ADV’S THROAT IS PAYING THE PRICE, HE CAN’T EVEN BREATHE!!! JESUS, After his 10th Guillotine POP drops the chair as ADV Rolls to the Apron out of pure desperation!

Stew: ADV in his mind can’t believe what just happened to him, and now he sits up on the apron outside of the ring, sitting on the apron holding his throat.. And ADV stands up on the apron, still with his back foolishly turned on POP as UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! POP RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AGAIN AND CONNECTS A CHAIR-SURF DROPKICK DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF ADV’S HEAD!!!! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! AS ADV GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND LANDS FACE FIRST, SMACKING ACROSS OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, NEARLY COLLAPSING IT!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! (( A Replay to the move shows ))

HYC: Oh my Goodness, I can’t take anything away from POP for that, he’s got control of this match again. POP took a moment to breathe now, as POP rolls out of the ring, and looks underneath the apron as he’s right in front of us, and ADV seems to be near unconscious with only his arms moving… and POP from under the ring pulls out a beautiful, Wooden Table, and leans it over the Steel Steps and the ring post… and now POP heads towards AD— wait ADV is grabbing your laptop!!!!

Stew: BAM!!!!!!! ADV.. ADV HITS POP DIRECTLY OVER THE HEAD WITH MY LAPTOP! AS POP COLLAPSES OVER THE RING APRON! COME ON ADV, I NEED THAT! AND IT APPEARS POP HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN TOO, MY GOD! HES BLEEDING BADLY! IVE NEVER SEEN A LAPTOP DESTROYED LIKE THIS, AS DA VINCI BACKS UP AND RUNS DIRECTLY INTO POP, SPEARING HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE AND DRIVING BOTH MEN INTO THE STEAL STEPS!!!!

HYC: OH MAN! Both of these guys are hurting, but POP had to have had the WIND knocked out of him with that one! And it takes ADV a good 10, 15 seconds, but he’s on his feet, as he rolls POP’s carcass into the ring, and Alex looks underneath the ring again..

ADV: SO YOU LIKE TABLES, POP??.. I’ll give ya a table…

HYC: And with that, Alex Da Vinci pulls out ANOTHER Table, and slides it into the ring! And now Da Vinci looks under again and pulls out what seems to be a glass Window, and slides that in…. now Da Vinci looks under the ring AGAIN, and Da Vinci sees a pair of barbedwire gloves!! Barbedwire-wrapped welding gloves, how about that??? And of course, THOSE are tossed in.

Stew: The grotesque weapons they purposely put underneath that ring, unreal. Now Alex Da Vinci enters the ring, and is setting up the table as POP returns to his feet by the time it’s completely set up, and POP JETS towards ADV with a barrage of rights and lefts into the face!!! POP has HAD IT, he’s fed up, using all of his adrenaline on these shots to the face!!! And POP nails a BIG ONE TO THE EYE, as ADV turns around, hugging the Turnbuckle and POP is attempting a German Suplex, and might want to send ADV through the table!!!!

HYC: But it’s not happening, ADV SWINGS an elbow DIRECTLY INTO the eye socket of POP!! And that’s an eye for an eye there, POP backs up in pain, clutching his eye as ADV runs and KNEES POP DIRECTLY IN THE FACE, as POP lands on his back! And with that, Alexander Da Vinci heads to the corner…. and is pulling himself up to the top of the Turnbuckle!!!! Pulling himself up to the top Turnbuckle, we RARELY SEE ADV UP THERE, MAN, AND WHEN HE’S UP THERE IT’S NOT PRETTY!

Stew: ADV is at the top, sitting on the top turnbuckle waiting for POP to recover, and POP does at ADV’s dismay as he CHARGES towards ADV for a shot to the jaw!!! A HUGE SHOT connected!!! And ADV is woozy, that was a BIG punch, you try taking one of those! And POP climbs up the first turnbuckle, and delivers another forearm into ADV’s face!!!! And POP climbs up to the second turnbuckle, the second rope, and looks like he wants to do a BELLY TO BELLY FROM THE TOP!!!! ….. BUT, BUT ADV SPITS BLOOD DIRECTLY INTO POP’S FACE, AND THE DISTRACTION IS ENOUGH FOR A HEADBUTT!

HYC: ANYTHING TO WIN, EVEN IF IT MEANS SPITTING ON EACHOTHER, IF THAT’S WHAT WORKS! AND DA VINCI GRABS POP, HE’S USING HIS STRENGTH AS HE PULLS POP UP, AND HE’S STANDING UP AT THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE, DANGEROUS SITUATION, AND NOW POP IS STOOD UP AT THE SECOND ROPE AS ADV LIFTS HIM!!!!! LIFTS HIM SIDEWAYS, ADV HAS POP LIFTED SIDEWAYS, HAS ALL OF HIS WEIGHT ON HIM AND ADV LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH POP IN HAND, NAILING THE BACKBREAKER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! AS POP IS DRIVEN MERCILESSLY, MERCILESSLY INTO ADV’S KNEE FROM AN ASTOUNDING HEIGHT, AND ALL OF THE STRENGTH HAS LEFT POPS BODY AS POP TAKES ONE FINAL GASP IN SHOCK, TORMENT, LIKE HIS SOUL WAS RIPPED OUT OF HIS BACK IS BROKEN FOR SURE!!!

Stew: HE’S HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AGAIN HERE, POP’S EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, EMOTIONLESS, AS DA VINCI IS ON HIS KNEES LOOKING DOWN AT POP IN RUTHLESSNESS, ENJOYING THE PUNISHMENT! …. ( A moment go by as Da Vinci refuses to cover him ) … ADV’s standing over POP, and is now taunting to the crowd now, he knows damn well that this match is in his control! ADV, raising both arms and does the Dynasty X crotch-chop loves the position he’s in now, but he’s gotta remain focused. POP, still looking soul-less is clawing the ring like a zombie, like a maggot looking for it’s mother in the middle of a cold tundra. POP is LOST, and Da Vinci has FOUND POP, AS DA VINCI PULLS POP UP BY AN ARM, BY A LIMP ARM!!..

HYC: AS DA VINCI LIFTS POP UP AND CONNECTS THE SPINEBUSTER SENDING POP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT, IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!! POP’S BEEN OBLITERATED, DA VINCI DRAGS POP INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND COVERS HIM, HOOKS THE LEG, ONEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOOOOOOO!!………………….. THE KICKOUT!!! THE KICK OUT, THE WILL TO WIN, THAT’S WHAT POP CAME WITH TONIGHT!!!

Stew: ADV is visibly upset, though he’s trying to laugh it off he’s upset, and it’s clear as day… but I mean, do you see what he just put POP through??? Now Alex stands up, he promised he’d give POP a table and he sure as hell did… ADV pulls back his hair and the wheels are turning in his head, as he heads towards that Glass Window on the ring floor… Da Vinci is staring at it grimly, for at least a good 10 seconds until he lifts it up. And POP, well POP practically looks like he’s dead. He’s rolled to the ring apron, arms at his sides, and Da Vinci lifts the Glass Window above his head. We’ve already had to clean up glass once tonight, and ADV wants to make it happen again as he’s SCREAMING at POP to “Get up!” “Get up!”, and POP HAS GRABBED SOMETHING FROM THE APRON…

HYC: THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! ADV’S SLEDGEHAMMER, AND ADV’S FACE FOR A SPLIT SECOND IS IN SHOCK, AS POP QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND NAILS THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT INTO ADV’S GUT WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!! AND ADV FALLS TO HIS KNEES, POP FALLS TO HIS FACE, POP EXPENDED ALL OF HIS ENERGY WITH THAT! And ADV is on his kness grabbing his stomach, I think his midsections been abused more than anything! But POP is on the ground, clutching his back, his back has taken unbelievable abuse here… but POP seems to be focused on something, and it’s that Glass Window is sitting in front of ADV’s torso, leaned across his face, as POP returns to his feet–

Stew: BACKS INTO THE ROPES FROM SHEER ADRENALINE, AND CONNECTS THE SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADV’S OWN MOVE, THE SHINING WIZARD, THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW, INTO ADV, AS THE WINDOW SHATTERS AND ADV’S HOPES OF AWC RETENTION GOES WITH IT!!! UNBELIEVABLE MOVE, ADV IS LAID OUT, POP IS LAID OUT, ALL OVER GLASS, AND POP MERELY ROLLS OVER AND DROPS AN ARM, A FINGER OVER ADV, BUT THAT’S ALL HE NEEDS! ONEEEEEEE!!…. TWOOOOOO!!…. ADV DROPS HIS LEG OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE, HALTING THE PIN!!

HYC: WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME FOR POP, THAT WIN WAS HIS, BUT ADV EVADED DEFEAT. POP, its safe to say has nothing left. Less than nothing. He needs a big move that can end the match, and I simply don’t know what it is. In all my years of commentating, I’ve never seen an Extremist in as dire a situation as POP is in. He has the upper hand, but this match is NOT over. POP finally manages enough strength to sit up and now he uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, as ADV seems to be blinded by shards of glass all over his face, ADV’s face is a bloody MESS right now,

Stew: POP doesn’t know what to do next, the pain and desperation is getting to him, he’s never been here before! So it’s last resort time, POP is heading to the top rope! POP, on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle but Alex Da Vinci has returned to his feet, spaghetti-legged, disoriented, blinded in blood, turning around looking for POP in every direction but can’t even SEE him!

ADV: Where are you you son of a bitch!?!?!

Stew: And POP is on the top rope!!!

POP: I’M RIGHT HERE!!!

Stew: And ADV TURNS TO WHERE POP IS, AND LEAPS OFF FOR THE CHAPTER 6, THE FROG SPLASH TO THE STANDING ADV, SENDING HIM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! MY GOD HE GOT IT!!!!!!! WHAT A TURNAROUND!!!!!! THE COVER, THE PIN, WOW!!!! ONEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOO!!…….. DA VINCI, DAMMIT DA VINCI KICKS OUT!! DA VINCI KICKS OUT!!! ALL THIS FOR A TITLE! ALL THIS FOR GOLD!

HYC: THIS IS WHAT THIS TITLE MEANS to these guys!! But ADV is on self-preservation mode now! Sure, he kicked out, but that’s probably all he’s able to do! And now POP looks around the ring…. AND HE SPOTS THOSE BARBEDWIRE-WRAPPED, BLACK GLOVES!! POP heads over to them, tries them on and has both gloves on his hands with Barbedwire wrapped around the palms and the knuckles, my God I shudder at what ADV wanted to do with those…

Stew: And speaking of who, ADV looks a mess, hes in fetal position, clutching his stomach, hyperventilating, pulling himself up with the ropes and failing repeatedly. He’s trying so hard, he’s in desperation, and POP GRABS ADV’S HEAD WITH THOSE GLOVES BY THE TEMPLE AS ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, AND ADV SWINGS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES INTO POP’S RIBS, as POP backs off! And ADV scurries across the ring, I’ve NEVER SEEN ADV SO DEFENSELESS, HES SCURRYING AND JUMPS FOR THE SLEDGEHAMMER, HUGGING IT ON THE GROUND!

POP *grabbing his stomach*: GIVE UP. YOU LOST.

HYC: ADV REFUSES to hear it!!! ADV grabs that Sledgehammer and is up, and walks towards POP but STUMBLES trying! POP is on both feet, looking down, beaten up, destroyed, but still standing, as ADV returns to his feet, and weakly RUNS TOWARDS POP AND SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT POP…. BUT POP GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER WITH ONE HAND, GRABS IT AS IT SLUGGISHLY WAS SWING AT HIM BY THE METAL, AND KNOCKS IT OUT OF ADV’S HAND!

Stew: And now POP TRIPS ADV, AS ADV FALLS TO THE GROUND, AND POP APPLIES………. BLINDED BY THE SUN!!!!! BBTS!!!!!!!!! THE CROSSFACE HAS BEEN APPLIED, BUT NOT WITH REGULAR HANDS, BUT WITH THOSE BARBEDWIRE WRAPPED PALMS WRENCHING ALEXANDER DA VINCI BY THE FACE, TEARING THROUGH SKIN, CLAWING THROUGH FLESH, LOCKED IN ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI WHO IS SCREAMING, SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE!!!! SCREAMING FOR HIS TITLE!!!

HYC: POP IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO GIVE UP!!! ADV REFUSES TO!!!! AND POP IS FORCED TO APPLY IT AT FULL PRESSURE. BARBEDWIRE GLOVE-EQUIPPED CROSSFACE SNAPPED AT FULL PRESSURE!!! LOOK AT POP, WITH WELTS ABOVE HIS EYE, BLOOD SOAKED ACROSS HALF OF HIS FACE, HIS BODY’S TORN, AND HE’S SNAPPING IT IN. DA VINCI, CRIMSON MASKED TO SAY THE LEAST IS CLAAAWING, CLAAAAWING, HE’S NOT TOO FAR FROM THE ROPES, BUT HE’S MILES AWAY MENTALLY; IT’S GOTTA BE KILLING HIM. HE’S DOING SO MUCH, ON HIS FOREARMS TRYING TO MANAGE SOMETHING!!

Stew: ADV HAS NO CHOICE, THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY, BUT WITH NO PAIN COMES NO PRIDE, NO PAIN, NO PRIDE, THAT’S WHAT’S RUNNING THROUGH ADV’S MIND. BUT ADV SWALLOWING HIS OWN BLOOD MUST SWALLOW HIS PRIDE, HE’S FADING QUICKLY, BUT IS ONLY THREE, FOUR MOVEMENTS AWAY FROM READING THE ROPES, POP IS FIGHTING JUST TO MAINTAIN A GOOD HOLD ON HIM, ADV ISN’T ALLOW A FULLY PRESSURIZED HOLD, BUT THE BARBEDWIRE IS EATING AWAY AT ADV’S SKIN, ADV’S FLESH, THIS IS AS GROTESQUE AND PUNISHING AS I’VE EVER SEEN A SUBMISSION MOVE ON MY LIFE!!!

HYC: BUT ADV WITH THAT SURGE MANAGES TO RUSH FOR TWO MORE DRAGS OF HIS BODY, AND WITH THE TOPS OF HIS FINGERS REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE! I CAN’T NAME A SOUL SHOCKED THAT THIS MATCH IS OVER, POP CAN’T BELIEVE IT. POP, JUST RELEASING THAT DEADLY CROSSFACE MANEUVER IS ON HIS SIDE AND CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WE ALL CAN’T BELIEVE IT. Alex Da Vinci has shown more heart now than I’ve EVER seen out of the man, and that deserves respect!

Stew: ADV is such a mess.. you can’t even see his facial expression through all that blood, but I’m pretty sure ADV is at a critical standpoint… POP expended probably all of his reserves, all of his energy into that submission, ADV can EASILY break a crossface on any normal man, it takes STREMF to lock on ADV that long.. POP wearily pulls himself to his knees, and out of SHEER FRUSTRATION POP JUMPS TO THE ADV SITTING IN FRONT OF THE ROPES, COUGHING, AND IS CHOKING THE EVERLIVING LIGHTS OUT OF HIM! HE’S STILL GOT THOSE BARBEDWIRE GLOVES ON TOO!!! A MAN CHOKING ANOTHER MAN, OVER A WORLD TITLE, POP IS CONSUM–

HYC: ADV!!! ADV HAS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!!! IT NEVER FELL TOO FAR, AND ADV HAS IT IN HAND TO POP’S UNKNOWING AS ADV SPIKES THE SLEDGEHAMMER DIRECTLY INTO POP’S RIGHT EYE!!!!!! AS POP IMMEDIATELY ROLLS AWAY CLUTCHING HIS EYE IN PAIN, THATS HAD TO BE THE THIRD SERIOUS SHOT HE’S TAKEN TO HIS EYE IN THIS MATCH, AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO HOLD OFF POP AS DA VINCI CAN PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, EVEN THOUGH HE’S SLUMPED OVER THE ROPES!

Stew: Unbelievable, that Sledgehammer I said was going to be the key point in this match, and it’s already swung the match around SEVERAL times as Da Vinci stumbles out of the ropes… and POP is up to his feet, wobbly, bent over clutching his eye… and LOOK AT THAT CLOSEUP, POP’S EYE IS SWOLLEN SHUT, IT IS SWOLLEN SHUT, BLEEDING— HEY! HEY! DA VINCI PULLS POP IN!!!!!!! OH NO!!!

HYC: ADV PULLS POP IN, AND THE SON OF A BITCH CONNECTS THE LAST STAND DIRECTLY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!! AND ADV, ON HIS KNEES TAUNTS WITH THE THUMBS UP-THUMBS DOWN, TURNS POP OVER AND COVERS HIM, ONEEEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!….. POP WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRULY A PHENOMENON, ADV CAN’T BELIEVE IT, ADV DRAINED WHAT HAD TO BE EVERYTHING POP HAD IN STORE, AND BYH SOME ACT OF GOD HE HAD ENOUGH TO GET THE SHOULDER UP. Da Vinci REFUSES to accept what just happened, ADV, though it drains strength with every movement in matches like this returns to his feet…. and drags the limp, beaten POP up to his feet…

Stew: And ADV PULLS HIM IN AGAIN, AND CONNECTS IT, AGAIN!!

HYC: NO STEW, AT THE LAST SECOND POP BREAKS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!!!

Stew: WOW!!! AND POP WITH THE BARBEDWIRE GLOVES EQUIPPED GRABS THE BACK OF ADV’S LEGS, RAKING THE BARBEDWIRE AGAINST ADV’S PENETRABLE SKIN, AS ADV SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, AND HAMMERS A SHOT INTO POP’S FACE! This is a crucifixion-level display of pure torture, POP is turnt around, leaning on the second rope, and as ADV goes toward POP, POP scurries out of the ring onto the apron… and ADV GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD, AND PULLS HIM INTO THE RING WITH POP LEANED OVER THE SECOND ROPE, DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS HIM AND IS GOING FOR THE LAST STAND AGAIN!!!!!

HYC: BUT POP SHOULDERS DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S SENSITIVE RIBS, WHICH IS ENOUGH TO BREAK ADV’S GRIP…. AND ADV BACKS UP HOLDING HIS STOMACH AS POP STEPS INTO THE RING, AND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS CONNECTS THE CHAPTER 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK INTO THE JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE COVER!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Stew: ADV is on his back helpless to ANY attack! POP basically struck the same jaw that had a tooth punched in, barbedwire grated across, so ADV is at POP’s MERCY in a regular case, but POP is flat on his face, next to the ropes, POP is the one who needs MERCY tonight… POP wants that win so badly, he wants what he didn’t get on Dynasty against Mr.DEDEDE, and it’s that milestone win on a milestone night, to solidify his place here in EAW! And POP is dragging himself up… up onto the ring Apron… POP is WILLING TO RISK EVERYTHING HERE TONIGHT, AS EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA KNOWS WHAT POP IS READY TO DO, HE’S READY TO GO TO THE TOP ROPE AND RISK HIS ENTIRE FUTURE IN EAW AS HE’S CLIMBING, SLOWLY BUT SURELY TO THE TOP!!!

HYC: How Ironic, climbing to the top to GET TO THE TOP, that can be said about this whole match! Alex Da Vinci is still dazed, he’s TRYING to sit up, TRYING to stir, but he’s still unexpecting. Prince of Phenomenal can only look out through his left eye, his right eye is swollen SHUT, his aim is 50/50, his odds are 25/75, but POP through it ALL IS AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND JUMPS OFF FOR A MOVE THAT WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!, THE FATAL CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………………….

Stew: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S ABUSED MIDSECTION!!!!!!!!!!!! ADV SITS UP, AND WITH ONE LAST BREATH IS GAGGING IN PAIN, AS HE LAYS BACK TO THE FLOOR, FINISHED. AS POP WHO CAN’T BELIEVE HE PULLED IT OFF JUMPS TO HIS KNEES, LOOKING DOWN AT THE ADV CURLED UP IN A BALL CLUTCHING HIS STOMACH! POP NEEDS TO COVER HIM, HE’S HESITATING! And POP is looking eerily at his Blood-coated Barbedwire gloves, and POP ROLLS ADV ONTO HIS FRONT AND SNAPS IN THE BBTS CROSSFACE AGAIN!!!! AND DA VINCI IMMEDIATELY TAPS OUT!!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( POP’s music hits, as he pulls the gloves off and leaps up in victory and the Referee raising his arm )

Announcer: HERES IS YOUR WINNER…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! ….. THEEEEEE PRINCE OOOOOOOOOOOOF PHENOMENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

HYC: I didn’t think it’d ever end! POP proved himself as legitimate, he’s proved himself as DESERVING of a World Champion through his training and through the will to win that I’ve yet to see out of a him until today! In a HISTORIC night, in a HISTORIC win, POP can now finally cement himself into history with this Pain for Pride 5 Victory! The Pressure didn’t stop when the bell rung, the pressure doesn’t stop here, POP has something to live up to! But the kid can celebrate TONIGHT!

( POP rolls out of the ring, and is handed his World Championship as he hugs it and falls to one knee, and starts Tebowing with the title in his hand )

Stew: POP, out of a sheer 2nd Wind derived from desperation, being beaten up, abused, brought to hell and back and sent through tables and having the wind knocked out of him at one point, and he still came back, this was an UNBELIEVABLE comeback victory. IT doesn’t seem like it because look at Da Vinci’s condition, but POP can be PROUD OF HIMSELF here tonight!!!

( POP jumps into the crowd in celebration, raising his Title and letting out screams in victory )

HYC: POP in a critic-silencing victory used everything he had, all in his arsenal, all of his energy! Da Vinci is slumped over the bottom rope, bleeding profusely with a face that may need to be completely bandaged… I gotta say ADV brought hell to this arena tonight, but POP just like that made this HIS victory!

( POP walks up the ramp, and halfway there he raises his Championship with one final scream, as fireworks are let off above the Arena, and planes from above release confetti to below, and POP celebrates more )

Stew: It was a Pain for Pride NEVER to be forgotten, we want to thank Yankee Stadium and New York City for hosting us, we wanna thank all of our sponsors, all of our Extremists, all of our staff, and mostly YOU, the customer, the viewer for letting us into your home tonight. I’m confident nobody hearing my voice will EVER forget what we saw at this historic event, Pain for Pride 5! I’m Stew, signing off, we’ll see YOU at the EAW Draft!!!! ….

( POP is seen at the top of the stage, blowing a kiss to the crowd with the last shot of him holding up the EAW Championship, and winking to the camera as he turns around and walks out the back ) …

( Camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )