( EAW Intro plays )
( An Airplane’s/Birds Eye shot shows the busy city of Chicago, Illinois at the Soldiers Field, above the sold-out arena ) …
( Massive Pyrotechnics and Fireworks blast all over the entire Arena, as they can be seen in the sky from Miles Away as the entire Arena erupts in Cheers )
( All of EAW’s Sponsors appear on the screen for a moment ) …
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring )
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… welcome to Day 1, of the THIRD ANNUAAAAAAAALLLLLL…. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDE!!!!!!!
( Crowd roars wildly in celebration )
Announcer: Now… to sing the song “America, the Beautiful”… please welcome the LOVELYYYY… ALICIAAAAA KEEEEYS!!!!! …
( Crowd applause’s as Alicia Keys is in a concert section of the Crowd, and she is elevated up to the stage wearing a Stars & Striped dress ) ..
Alicia Keys: Thank you… ( The instrumental of “America the Beautiful” plays )
Alicia Keys: O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain! … America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea! …
( Red, White & Blue fireworks shoot through the air, as Alicia Keys continues singing and audience members are seen patriotically waving American Flags ) …
( Alicia Keys finishes up the song, as patriotic audience members applause and she takes a bow to leave ) …
( “Ugly” by The Exies plays on the Loud-Speakers as the Commentators reach on air )
( The Camera fades to the Dynasty Announce Table )
Stew-O: Well we wanna welcome you all to the Grand Stage! The Big One, Pain for PRIDE! We are LIVE in the Soldier Field Arena in Chicago, Illinois, with people coming in from over 17 COUNTRIES!!! And 6 Continents!!! We are sold out with over 60,000 TICKETS, THIS ARENA IS PACKED! 61,500 people in this Arena, and and there TONS of people watching the show from the OUTSIDE on the Big-Screen! This is a MASSIVE event!
Hey Yo Chico: Oh definitely! Stew-O and yours truly, Hey Yo Chico will be calling your Dynasty Matches! But lets ALSO take it to the Showdown Announce Table! They’ll give you the update! ..
( Camera pans to the Showdown Announce Table with ETR and Deadprez seated )
Deadprez: Thanks HYC, ETR and I will be calling Showdown’s action! But we’ve got A LOT going for you in this 2 Day Event! We’ve got matches like the Battle Royal for the Interwire Championship, and Methuselah going 1 on 1 against Regulator, and the CASH IN THE VAULT match-up!!! Big time Matches are happening on Day 1!
ETR: Definitely! So lets get the first Match of this HISTORIC Event started, with the Alternative X Championship on the line! …
(Alexander Da Vinci/Mister K rivalry package plays)
(Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
Announcer: The following contest is an inter-promotional match up scheduled for one fall!… And it is for the ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIONSHIP!!… First, making his way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!… Weighing in at 280 pounds!…. He is the Alternative X Champion!!…. ALEXAAAANDER DAAAAAA VINCI!!!
ETR: This young man never fails to impress the heck out of me, he’s proved time after time why he’s in a huge match up like this on the grandest stage in E-Fed History. But he’s got a very tough opponent who is known for his dirty tactics, so ADV will have to figure out some strategy to come out on top.
DP: Dirty tactics, ETR? Now I know why I dropped you as a play-by-play commentator in the first place. You just wanna kiss up to all of these other idiots in this arena who boo Mister K because of his very intelligent ways to get a win. That’s STYLE, not dirty tactics.
ETR: Whatever you say, DP….
(Mister K’s music hits as MK comes out in while the crowd boos )
DP: Now THIS is how you make an entrance, Stew, with a nice tuxedo and a great look, Mister K is showing up right now the more professional side to this sport!
ETR: What is this? A joke? Can we just get to the action instead of having to watch MK look even more full of himself than usual?
DP: Like I said, Stew, MK is all about STYLE…
(Mister K steps into the ring as a microphone lowers from the rafters)
MK: …. What, Ring Announcer? Nothing? Is there a reason why you didn’t announce the next Alternative X Champion as he was making his way to the ring?
Announcer: …….. And making his way–
MK: Shut up! You already ruined it.. Guess I’ll just have to do it myself. But first, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to give my thank you speech right now before I become Alternative X Champion and the FIRST, F-I-R-S-T, FIRST Grand Slam Champion in EAW History! So… Ahem.. First, I would like to thank God… For nothing. Because I could have achieved this without him. I would like to thank people like Mak for leaving and finally being out of my way in this company. And most importantly, the last three people I would love to thank is me.. Myself… and I. Because I’m about to become the NEW Alternative X Champion! The FIRST Grand Slam Champion! And you will ALWAYS hear the name MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……. K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..
(Mister K climbs to the middle turnbuckle, staring at the audience)
MK: ……………………………………………….. K!!!!!!!
ETR: ADV WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE NECK OF MK!!! HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: This match has become officially under way and MK is nearly tapping out!! ADV drags MK to the middle of the ring as MK’s face begins turning red!! ADV is shaking MK like a damn rag doll as the crowd eggs him on to keep the hold locked in tight!! And MK has dropped to ONE knee!! My God, this match is possibly gonna end right here, right now, MK has just dropped to both knees, possibly blacked out as the Referee begins the count!! And…. MK’s hand drops!!
DP: C’mon MK, don’t let this ungrateful bastard end you like this!
ETR: And… MK’s hand drops a second time!!
DP: But LOOK, MK’s fighting back!! MK’s using everything he’s got, pulling him back up to both feet, but damn it, ADV is refuses to break the hold!! MK’s got his right leg up, possibly looking to step closer to the ropes!! MK SWINGS HIS LEG INTO THE GROIN OF ADV!!! The Head and Shoulders is definitely broken as MK rolls to the outside, ripping off that tuxedo to reveal his wrestling attire!
ETR: MK isn’t pleased with the way this match up has been going apparently, he rips off the last of that tuxedo and makes his way over to the Dynasty announce table.. MK pushes the time keeper down and picks up his steel chair, folding it up and sliding it into the ring! ADV is defenseless, recuperating on all fours as MK picks up the steel chair, holds it up over his head, and THRUSTS it down!! But ADV takes down MK just in the knick of time, letting his anger take over his fists as he completely pummels MK on the canvas!! MK’s looking to escape once again, trying to roll to the outside! But ADV follows him out this time around, not letting up on his attack! ADV quickly grapples MK by the back of his head and sends him FLYING INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM OF WWEFAN AND CARLOS!!!
WWEFan: Se trata de mirar más brutal que mi carrera!
DP: And down goes WWEFan as MK pushes him away as well!! ADV reaches over to grab a hold of MK, but he’s stopped in his tracks as MK quickly grabs one of the Spanish announce table’s monitors and smashes it into the skull of ADV!! MK now drops the monitor and begins slamming ADV’s face into that announce table! MK stops the attack, picking up one of the announce table’s cables, wraps it around ADV’s throat, and begins pulling it tighter and tighter!! This isn’t looking good at all as MK pulls ADV closer to him, only making that choke TIGHTER!! MK now turns ADV face to face with him… MK FLIPS ADV INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
ETR: MK wraps his hands around the throat of a gasping ADV, pulling him up and setting him position for a belly to back suplex!! But MK instead drops ADV HARD and groin-first onto the barricade! MK climbs the barricade in front of ADV and SPITS on him!! What a dirty show of disrespect from a man looking to become the first Grand Slam Champion in EAW! MK balances himself out and charges at ADV with a possible BIG BOOT!!! ADV catches the foot of MK! ADV reaches up and grabs MK STRAIGHT IN THE GROIN!! An odd strategy, but it seems to be working as MK is thriving in pain as ADV now picks him up above his head!! Both men are now on the other side of the barricade and ADV is glaring at the crowd! ADV THROWS MK STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD!!! But the surrounding Fans part like the red sea, sending Mister K colliding with their chairs!!
DP: What a sick showing of disrespect from these damn Fans! MK is on his knees, grabbing onto his arm, he could very well be injured by this point. But ADV swoops in from behind! WRAPPING BOTH ARMS AROUND MK’S NECK!!! HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!! NO-MK’s able to elbow out of it this time!! MK already fighting out of desperation as he picks up one of the Fans’ chairs and CRACKS it over the skull of ADV!! Mister K carries that chair as he hurriedly runs out of ADV’s area, pushing any and all Fans in his way! ADV picks up a chair of his own and begins chasing after MK! Fans are loving the up-close entertainment as MK is running for his life while ADV follows closely behind! MK finally stops at another part of the barricade, jumping over it onto the ramp as ADV does the same seconds later! MK charges over to the other side of the ramp to the barricade, looking to continue his getaway! But he’s stopped at last by ADV!! ADV pulls MK back onto the ramp by his tights, SWINGING HIS CHAIR AS MK TURNS AROUND!!! But MK blocks the chair shot with his own chair! Both men are literally having a sword fight with steel chairs!! ADV swings at the legs of MK! But MK’s able to jump over the chair! MK quickly retaliates with a chair shot heading straight for ADV’s face!! But ADV pulls his own chair to block before MK’s chair can connect!!
ETR: The power of MK and his chair are quickly taking a toll on ADV as he begins going down to one knee! ADV’s down on both knees, I don’t know if he can take much more before MK finally connects with a chair shot!! ADV falls onto his back and kicks MK in the gut with both of his feet!! MK is sent down onto the ramp as ADV gets back up.. ADV swings for the skull of MK!! CONCHAIRTO ON THE RAMP!!! But MK dodges it! MK gets to one knee and tackles ADV down the ramp out of desperation!! Both men are just brawling down the whole ramp, throwing lefts and rights all OVER the place!! Both men reach to the bottom of the ramp, rolling onto the mat as ADV finally takes control, throwing hard shots into the head and neck area of MK! ADV woozily gets back up to his feet, picking up the ring apron to search for a weapon of torture to use on MK! And it looks like ADV didn’t see anything he liked.. Be he seems to be taking a liking to those steel steps against the ring! ADV picks up the top to the steps and turns around! DROP TOE HOLD ON ADV!!!
DP: My God, ADV’s face just slammed into those steps!! MK looks proud of himself after that, he may have just turned the tables for this entire match up! Looks like MK’s got a busted lip as he pulls ADV back up to his feet, and WOW, ADV’s begun bleeding out of a gash above his left eye now! MK whips ADV spine-first into the apron of the ring as ADV cringes in pain! MK CHARGES INTO ADV WITH A SHOULDER THRUST!! ADV has fallen to one knee in pain, but MK shows no remorse whatsoever as he pulls ADV back up.. AND CONNECTS WITH THE GUILTY PLEASURE!!! A quick, but very effective Brain Buster onto ADV! The intensity of this much up must be taking a toll on him because he’s got nothing but a glazed look in his eyes! MK begins to climb onto the apron, but begins to slowly make his way up to the top turnbuckle.. This can’t lead to anything good obviously, MK is not meant for the air, but it looks like he’s gonna go for something none the less! But ADV’s pulling himself up with support from the ring apron!
ETR: MK doesn’t look happy about that, but looks INTENT on crashing down onto the Alternative X Champion! ADV is wobbling, trying to keep himself up as he reaches his feet.. He’s looking down at those steps! MK is feeling froggy, he’s ready to LEAP!! But ADV picks up the steps! ADV JABS MK IN THE GUT WITH THOSE STEPS!! MK drops on the top turnbuckle, trying not to completely fall off! ADV drops the steps and climbs up onto the apron! ADV’s now up there with MK, connecting with several headbutts, this might be the tables turning once again in this match up!! MK LOW BLOWS ADV!! ADV falls off the turnbuckle, straight onto the steel steps below!! MK’s gaining his balance back… He’s up! LONG ISLAND SOUND!!!!! MK rolls ADV and the steps in pain as ADV remains lifeless!!
DP: These men truly want to tear each other apart and I applaud them for that, but it looks like MK’s got this in the bag! ADV finally manages to move, rolling off the steps as well as MK begins to get up.. MK pulls himself up all the way, realizing that the end is here! MK pulls ADV slowly to his feet, and rolls him into the ring! MK slides in and hooks the leg of ADV as the Ref goes down for the pin!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THRE–
ETR: ADV’S GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! This kid is still going! He just might be the real deal if he can turn this around somehow, but I don’t think he has enough left in the tank! MK is in shock as he complains to the Referee! MK pulls gets to his feet and grabs ADV, dragging him into the middle of the ring! MK drops down and hooks BOTH legs of ADV for the pin, this one might be it!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………
DP: ADV kicks out?! How in the hell did he just achieve that?! MK is fed up though, he’s had it with this kid, he gets up once more and pulls ADV up to his feet again, pulling ADV in for… THE M!K CHECK!!!!! ADV elbows out of it!! MK breaks the attempt and backs up, but ADV quickly pulls MK in!! M!K CHECK ON MISTER K!!!! What the hell was that about?! ADV just hit MK with his own finisher!! That’s more than adding insult to injury! Oh God, ADV rolls MK onto his back and goes for the cover, this is humiliating for MK!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE–
ETR: MK gets a shoulder up!! He’s not out of this one just yet! ADV doesn’t seem to agree with the Ref’s call, but ignores it, pulling MK up to his feet instead and picking him up!! MK’s in position! DA VINCI SLAM!!!!! MK SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT, GETTING ADV IN THE SAME POSITION!! DA VINCI SLAM ON ADV!!!!! This is going all in reverse for some reason, MK just hit ADV’s finisher on ADV after ADV hit MK’s finisher on MK! MK nearly collapses from exhaustion after that huge counter, but manages to get himself up back! He holds down both of ADV’s shoulders, hoping to finally end this match up for good!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE–
DP: Damn it, NO! ADV kicks out once again, what’s it gonna take for him to just stay down?! MK is in COMPLETE shock at ADV’s resilience!! MK gets to both feet and just collapses into the corner of the ring, propping himself on the second turnbuckle! MK is dazed and confused and doesn’t know what else he can do! Alexander is slowly pulling himself back up using the ropes, losing more and more blood via that gash over his eye! MK… And a devious grin seems to have just come across the face of Mister K! He looks like he’s got an ace in the hole this time! ADV gets up to his feet at last, but loses his balance a bit, back pedaling toward MK! MK charges up behind ADV.. WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND ADV’S NECK!!!
ETR: HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!! But ADV breaks out of it before it’s too late!! ADV SWINGS AROUND AND PULLS MK IN!! M!K CHECK ON MK!!!! But elbows out of it!! MK PULLS ADV IN NOW!!! M!K CHECK!!!! But it’s ADV elbowing out this time!! ADV’S SETTING UP MK FOR SOMETHING NEW, PICKING HIM UP BY HIS ARMS FROM BEHIND!!! WASHOUT EXECUTION!!!!! But the Vertebreaker does NOT connect as MK rolls off the back of ADV, turning him around and picking him up!! ADV’S IN POSITION!! DA VINCI SLAM!!!! But my GOD, a finisher can STILL not connect as ADV escapes it, sliding off MK’s shoulder, behind him… AND WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND MK’S NECK!!!! BUT MK SWINGS AROUND BEHIND ADV AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND ADV’S NECK INSTEAD!!!! HEAD AND SHOULDERS LOCKED IN ON ADV!!!!! MK HAS THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS LOCKED IN AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE!!! ADV ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE!! ADV’S STARTING TO FADE, HIS FACE TURNING RED!! THIS MIGHT BE IT, THE END!!
DP: ADV WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND MK’S WAIST, BREAKING OUT OF THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS FOR A ROLL UP!!! WAIT, NO, MK STOPS ADV IN A PINNING POSITION OF HIS OWN INSTEAD!!! MK GRABS THE MIDDLE ROPE AS THE REF COUNTS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING! )
(Mister K’s music hits as MK breaks the pin and goes through the ropes, to the outside and celebrates jumping for joy)
ETR: That rotten son of a bitch pulled it off!
Announcer: The Winner of this match… And NEW ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPION!!!…… MISTEEEEERRRRRR K!!!!!
Deadprez: A great opening match to kick off Pain for Pride!!! HISTORY was already established and we haven’t even reached the 2nd Match!! Congratulations to the NEW Alternative X Champ!
ETR: I didn’t like that one at all! That was a bad ending to a great quality match in my view, ADV poured his heart and soul out there, but in the end you can always count on Mister K to find SOMEWAY to get to the top! And Mister K because of this has made HISTORY! Mister K has become the FIRST EVER Grand Slam Champion, in EAW History!
Deadprez: Thats BIG STUFF, ETR! Mister K has SOLIDIFIED his name now! You hear me? SOLIDIFIED his name into the Wall of Greats! This has REALLY big a big-time week, for Mister K! And has probably been the best 7 days of his career! From the Hall of Fame to Grand Slam Champ! .. ( Camera switches over to the Dynasty Announce Table )
Hey Yo Chico: But coming up next, ANOTHER Championship is on the line here! We’ve got an entire lockerroom of young superstars who would love nothing more than to make a name for themselves… and they get the chance in a Battle Royal for the Alternative X Championships!
( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, im standing backstage here with the INTERBRANDED CHAMPION…. HRDO!
( Crowd Cheers as HRDO steps into the cameras view holding his InterBranded Championship )
Max A. Million: Thanks for being here, HRDO… now HRDO you defend your Championship tomorrow, and I know that you’re more than ready for this matchup… but let me ask what is your whole motivation behind defending your InterBranded Championship??…
HRDO: Max, thanks. You set me up well, first off… because Speedy was able to give his side of the story when I couldn’t…
HRDO: Now listen… the InterBranded Championship is a Championship taken for granted. Some people just don’t understand my story, because they weren’t around to see it… they don’t understand that I went without a credible Championship for just about YEARS… Ever since the extinct Answers Wrestling Federation, I’ve been without a World Championship on my shoulders… I’ve been a role model backstage, in almost every aspect besides one… I wasn’t successful…. I would constantly let people get their little one-up against me, because I thought if someone was able to beat a “big name”, they’d be motivated. Until I realized that I was only tarnishing my status in this business…
HRDO: People see the InterBranded Championship on their shoulders, but there really isn’t much pride behind it… why? Because its “InterBranded”, its not “legit”… this title means EVERYTHING to me. I went month after month, week after week, match after match putting over people that you don’t even know exist today… for what? For being a nice guy? Well the times of changed now, and no longer am I continuing any of that crap…
HRDO: HRDO isn’t giving out anymore free rides… Speedy, you’re getting this InterBranded Championship tomorrow if you EARN it, not if I feel sorry for you… I dont care what most people might see when they look at the InterBranded Championship, because I see Gold… I see myself as a World Champion, and tomorrow im going to fight like one…
( HRDO walks off ) …
( HRDO walks back into the screen pulling on a shirt saying “Speedy = Dick Magnet” )
HRDO: BECAUSE IM HRDOOOOOOOOO!!!! …. AND IIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM…. AAAAWESOOOOOOOOOOOME!!! … ( HRDO raises his InterBranded Championship to the camera with a grin on his face, and walks away ) …
( Camera fades back to the arena where the participants of the Interwire Championship Battle Royal are standing in the ring )
Hey Yo Chico: Well we heard from HRDO, but during the interview we saw everyone who wanted to participate in the Interwire Championship Battle Royal come out here! There are ALOT of men here, even Kawajai who is set to be in the Cash in the Vault, has decided to ALSO try his chances with this Battle royal! …
( Siberian Wolverine’s Music Plays as he Comes Out )
Hey Yo Chico: This guy Siberian Wolverine looks hot in momentum, this is a guy that I hear alot of people would love to see walk out Interwire Champion!
( Justin Windgate’s Music Plays as he Comes Out )
Stew-O: Well out here as well is Justin Windgate, a man who was really screwed out of his Cash in the Vault Match by the Guest Host, CiC.. and this played an opportunistic role, giving people LIKE Justin Windgate an opportunity to walk out, Interwire Champion…
( Vic Vendetta’s Music plays as he Comes Out )
Hey Yo Chico: We’ve still got some participants, we are in a Sold Out crowd of approx. 61,500 in attendance… and we’ve even got people OUTSIDE of the arena! The turnout has been amazing thanks to the fans…
( Jon Kelton’s Music plays as he Comes Out )
Stew-O: Well Jon Kelton looks like the last one who will be out here to set this Battle Royal off, we’ve got the Interwire Title on the line, this is ANYONE’S ballgame! …
( Ding, Ding, Ding )
Stew-O: And were go with the Interwire Championship Over The Top Rope Battle Royal, Kawajai already trying to eliminate Suicide Kid on one side, Siberian Wolverine, Chris Ryder and Josh are trying to eliminate Ice on the otherside, but Ice nails a punch to Chris Ryder’s skull, and delivers a punch to Siberian Wolverine’s head, and as he gets down he nails a Clothesline Josh, Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate are trading punches in the corner, Justin Windgate rakes Jon Kelton’s eyes, then stomps on Jon Kelton’s foot, Jon Kelton is hoping about, As Ice runs at full speed ahead and Spears a hoping Jon Kelton, Knocking Jon Kelton down completely, Ice turns his attention to Justin Windgate, and runs towards Justin Windgate, and Justin Windgate pulls the top rope down…..
Hey Yo Chico: Ice goes over the top rope!!!… but he hangs on, in dis-belief, Chris Ryder drop kicks Justin Windgate from behind sending Justin Windgate over the top rope as well, but Justin Windgate hangs on also, Vic Vendetta rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope and is watching, Vic Vendetta is being quite smart right now, Justin Windgate and Ice are both standing up on the ring apron, Justin Windgate kicks Ice right on the leg, Justin Windgate goes backwards and then runs at Ice and nails a dropkick on the apron right to the legs of Ice, dropping Ice down as he lands face first on the ring apron, Ice almost ROLLS OFF…. but he hangs on the bottom rope, Mr.Wilson and Wade Barrett trading punches, Justin Windgate re-enters the ring, And As Wade Barrett nails a Pump Kick to the skull of Mr.Wilson sending Mr.Wilson into the apron, Justin Windgate runs at full speed at Mr.Wilson and CLOTHESLINES MR.WILSON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Wait look at this, Wade Barrett runs at Justin Windgate, but Justin Windgate pulls the bottom rope down, ANDD… Wade Barrett hangs on, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS JUSTIN WINDGATE NAILED A BIG BOOT KICK RIGHT ON WADE BARRETTS SKULL, WADEBARRET AND MR.WILSON ARE OUT OF HERE!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr.Wilson and Wade Barrett have been ELIMINATED!!!!!!!
HYC: My goodness, Our First 2 Eliminations of this Interwire Championship Over the top rope Battle Royal, wow both by Justin Windgate, Suicide Kid comes out of nowhere and nails a clubbing blow at the back of Justin Windgate, then continues with the boots to his back, Justin Windgate has been grounded, Suicide Kid turns around to see, Josh, Siberian Wolverine and Chris Ryder all staring at him, Suicide Kid seems to be shivering in his boots, Josh runs towards him, And Suicide Kid nails a back body drop on Josh!!! AND JOSH GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen Josh has been Eliminated!!!!!!
Stew-O: Josh didnt last pretty long, Siberian Wolverine and Chris Ryder run at Suicide Kid for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! But Suicide Kid ducks as both men go into the ropes, Suicide Kid runs at both men, but they both catch Suicide Kid AND NAIL A DOUBLE FLAP JACK! Slamming Suicide Kid in the middle of the ring, Siberian Wolverine and Chris Ryder seem to be the only ones standing, hang on they look across the ring to see Taylor sitting on the top turnbuckle in the corner laughing, Taylor stops laughing as he notices them looking at him, Siberian Wolverine runs towards Taylor, but Taylor nails a kick to Siberian Wolverines skull, Taylor leaps off the top turnbuckle AND CATCHES on Siberian Wolverine for a Tornado DDT!!!… But Siberian Wolverine caught onto him in mid-air, AND Siberian Wolverine dunks Taylor over the top rope and down to the floor!, Taylor is gone, Taylor is done for, and he isnt so happy now!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen Taylor has been Eliminated!!!!!
HYC: Look at this now Chris Ryder goes behind Siberian Wovlerine, but before Chris Ryder can do anything Siberian Wolverine turns around, It looked like Chris Ryder tried to backstab him, Siberian Wolverine doesnt look happy as he hoists Chris Ryder over head, and drops Chris Ryder right across his knee, sternum first. Siberian Wolverine looks around to see if anyone was standing, Siberian Wolverine turns his attention to a grounded Suicide Kid, as he grabs Suicide Kid by the head, Suicide Kid kicks Siberian Wolverine right in the skull, Siberian Wolverine stumbles backwards, as Suicide Kid gets back up he goes to the ropes he comes off and nails a Double Dropkick to the chest of Siberian Wolverine, sending Siberian Wolverine into the corner.
Stew-O: Suicide Kid is beggining to gain momentum from the crowd, as he waits for Siberian Wolverine to come out of the corner and nails a Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw of Siberian Wolverine, That took Siberian Wolverine completely, but jumping Suicide Kid from behind is Jon Kelton as he shoves Suicide Kid into the corner, Jon Kelton rams his fist into Suicide Kid’s head repeatidly, Jon Kelton then lifts Suicide Kid’s leg up and puts it on the top rope, Jon Kelton does the same to the other leg on the same rope, Jon Kelton then begins pushing Suicide Kid to the outside, but Suicide Kid is hanging on, using all his strength, and might, but Chris Ryder jumps Jon Kelton from behind, as Suicide Kid drops onto the ring apron, Suicide Kid is not in a Safe Place.
HYC: Chris Ryder lifts Jon Kelton up, BUT JON KELTON NAILS AN ENZIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE!!! To the back of Chris Ryder’s head, Chris Ryder drops to the grounded faster than Usain Bolt completing a race, Jon Kelton lifts Suicide Kid up as Suicide Kid is stood up on the apron, But Suicide Kid grabs Jon Kelton by the head and Guillotines him on the top rope, Jon Kelton goes down flat on his back, Suicide Kid springs off the top rope…. NO VIC VENDETTA ON THE OUTSIDE PULLED SUICIDE KID BY THE LEG! Vic Vendetta tugged onto Suicide Kid, but Suicide Kid hung on, Suicide Kid turns around and kicks Vic Vendetta, shoving Vic Vendetta into the Steel Guard Rail, as Vic Vendetta goes down……
Stew-O: BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE NAILED A LARIAT FROM BEHIND SHOVING SUICIDE KID OFF OF THE APRON AS SUICIDE KID GOES FACE FIRST ON THE BARRICADE!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen Suicide Kid has been Eliminated!!!!!!!
HYC: Suicide Kid had a good run, but if I was him, I would have entered back into the ring quicker than a hick-up instead of trying to do some crazy ass move from the rope, dont forget this is a damn battle royal, It’s no good hanging around on the ring apron, Justin Windgate is standing as he lifts, and Injured Ice up, and attempts a forearm, but Ice ducked, and as soon as Justin Windgate turned back around he met with an Ice Spine Buster!!!! Justin Windgate was sent right down to the ring canvas!, Justin Windgate holds his back as he is in peril, Jon Kelton trying to crawl to a corner so he can rest, but Ice turns his attention to him, Jon Kelton sits in the corner, but Ice isn’t going to stand for an EAW Extremist, to be resting in a match.
Stew-O: Ice walks over to Jon Kelton…. AND JON KELTON KICKS ICE RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE! As Ice collapses down, Jon Kelton goes over to Ice and starts stomping away, Jon Kelton goes over to Ice’s head, jumps and lands his knee right into Ice’s head!! Ice rolls around the ring holding his head, I Guess Jon Kelton was playing possum all that time, Chris Anderson is back up as he walks towards Jon Kelton and extends the hand…. Is Jon Kelton going to accept, but Chris Ryder comes out of nowhere and takes both Jon Kelton and Chris Anderson down with clubbing blows, before Jon Kelton can even answer Chris Anderson, Chris Ryder lifts Chris Anderson up and slaps Chris Anderson right across the face.
HYC: Chris Anderson doesnt take too kindly to that as he tackles Chris Ryder down and unveils with a whole load of punches to the head, Chris Anderson gets back up…. AND ICE RUNS AT HIM AT FULL SPEED……. BUT CHRIS ANDERSON IS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY BY JON KELTON, AND ICE GOES SHOULDER FIRST, SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST! Jon Kelton just saved Chris Anderson, could that mean he accepts Chris Anderson’s offer…. NO Jon Kelton drops Chris Anderson with a Jumping Leg Lariat, Chris Anderson is down!!!! Jon Kelton turns his attention back to Ice as he pulls Ice out from the corner, but Ice hammers Jon Kelton with an elbow shot right to Jon Kelton’s gut.
Stew-O: Woah, Ice just shoved his thumb right into Jon Kelton’s throat, causing Jon Kelton to lose loads of air, as Ice then picks Jon Kelton up on his shoulders and nails a Samoan Backdrop, Slamming Jon Kelton down back first on the canvas! Jon Kelton holds his back!, Ice goes into the corner waiting for Jon Kelton to get up, Measuring for a Spear!!! Ice is taunting Jon Kelton contineously!, Jon Kelton gets up…. and turns around…. Ice runs at him for a Spear…. BUT JON KELTON LEAPS OVER ICE…. AND BY THE ROPES STAND KAWAJAI AS HE PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN AND ICE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!! KAWAJAI HAS BEEN HIDING ALL MATCH AND HE ELIMINATED ICE!!!!!
HYC: Woah, but wait, Jon Kelton grabs onto Kawajai’s leg and dunks Kawajai over the top rope and down to the floor, Kawajai has been eliminated too!..
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice and Kawajai have been Eliminated!!
Stew-O: Vic Vendetta re-enters the ring, as there a six men remaining, Vic Vendetta, Jon Kelton, Justin Windgate, Chris Ryder, Chris Anderson and Siberian Wolverine, as the 4 men that were down get back up, and they all stand seperatelty, looking at each other, only one of these 6 men will become the EAW Interwire Champion, and may change their career for ever, and here we go again as Vic Vendetta and Justin Windgate attack on Jon Kelton in the corner, maybe now Jon Kelton wishes he accepted Chris Anderson’s offer, Siberian Wolverine and Chris Ryder attacking on Chris Anderson in another corner, Siberian Wolverine choking Chris Anderson out in the corner by putting his boot into the throat of Chris Anderson, while Chris Ryder puts the beat down on Chris Anderson.
HYC: Meanwhile on the other side, Jon Kelton is fighting back as he fires off with a punch on Justin Windgate then a kick to the gut of Vic Vendetta, then an uppercut on Justin Windgate and barges out with a flying shoulder tackle on Vic Vendetta, knocking Vic Vendetta down, Jon Kelton turns Chris Ryder around and nails a jawbreaker on Chris Ryder, Jon Kelton then turns Siberian Wolverine around, but then Siberian Wolverine nails a headbutt which sends Jon Kelton down, Siberian Wolverine lifts Chris Anderson up from the corner, and clotheslines Chris Anderson as Chris Anderson goes up and out.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Anderson has been Eliminated!!!!!
Stew-O: Siberian Wolverine admiring his work… he turns around and lifts Chris Ryder up, boots him in the gut and attempts to powerbomb Chris Ryder over the top rope!!!, but Chris Ryder hangs on, on the top rope, Chris Ryder is beggining to drag Siberian Wolverine down in a hurricanrana type move, trying to use all his weight, to pull down Siberian Wolverine, but Justin Windgate joins into help as he lifts Siberian Wolverine by the legs, as both Chris Ryder and Siberian Wolverine Land on the ring apron!!!… Hanging on for dear life!!!… but wait.. Vic Vendetta gets up and springs off the ropes and nails a Double Leg Dropkick taking both Chris Ryder and Siberian Wolverine off of the ring apron and down to the floor!! and They’re out of here!
HYC: And lookie here, It’s the final Three, Jon Kelton, Justin Windgate and Vic Vendetta all looking to win the Interwire Championship, but only one of them can, Jon Kelton is getting back up, as Justin Windgate runs at Jon Kelton for a clothesline!!!!!…. AND CLOTHESLINE JON KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! But Jon Kelton hangs on, Justin Windgate runs at Jon Kelton again, but Jon Kelton pokes his head threw the middle rope and headbutts Justin Windgate in the gut, then uses his head strength and back body drops Justin Windgate to the outside!!!!! But Wait Vic Vendetta runs and climbs the top turnbuckle, leaps off and nails a missile dropkick Knocking Jon Kelton off of the ring Apron!!!!! JON KELTON IS OUT!!! VIC VENDETTA WINS!!!! ..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Vic Vendetta’s Music Plays as he celebrates with the Interwire Championship )
Announcer: The winner of this match… VIC!!!! VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Stew-O: Vic Vendetta has won it!!! Vic Vendetta in a VERY momentous win has become the Interwire Champ!!!
Hey Yo Chico: I didn’t see this coming, Stew! To be VERY honest I didn’t! We’ve seen Vic Vendetta go through hell & high-waters, fight hard-knock match after hard knock match… but this could very well be a HUGE Turning Point in this young mans career! He’s captured himself the Interwire Championship on the GRANDEST STAGE OF EM ALL!
Stew-O: That is BIG! Alot of guys were in this match, but Vic Vendetta showed everyone WHY he should win even before he won the match! Great showing! ….
Deadprez: Well ladies and gents, Pain for Pride is brought to you with no commercial interruption, BUT we have to show our sponsors! This show has been brought to you in part by SONY! Make.Believe, and Sony has not only sponsored this event, but have been a big part of production in graphics and engineering!
ETR: Tonight’s show has also been brought to you by Burger King, reminding you to “Have It Your Way” with the new and improved Breakfast menu! And you can have Pain for Pride your way too! Because we are being introduced in High Definition, in 3-D and LIVE in 4-D!!! In exclusive 4-D theaters, for one time only! …
( Camera pans to several celebrities such as Jim Carrey, Kevin Garnett, Chris Rock, Raven Symone, Busta Rhymes, Hayley Williams, Chad Ochocinco and Samuel L. Jackson in the crowd )
Hey Yo Chico: Well we’re going BIGTIME tonight, as you can see some celebrities and superstars in the crowd who we’re honored to have here with us… but perhaps the BIGGEST Superstars in this crowd are members of the Troops who are lucky to be home, and got to attend tonights Pain for Pride toll FREE!
( Camera shows a whole reserved section in the crowd of marines and united states personell celebrating and cheering in the crowd )
Stew-O: That’s always great to see… but man, things are about to turn UGLY. Because up next is confrontation between Methuselah and Regulator! A BIG-TIME match, and I mean BIG-TIME match early on in Pain for Pride in its entirety… but you might have to send your kids or younger siblings into another room for a while..
( Regulator vs Methselah’s feud promo package plays…. From the Reckless Wiring attack that Reg dished out on MC Squared, to flashbacks of last years brutal attack on Mr.DEDEDE after winning the World Heavyweight Championship. Flashes of faceoffs and their match at the Grand Rampage Match… And the annihilation of Mr.DEDEDE is shown, as well as the return of Methuselah ) …
Stew-O: This match.. probably isn’t going to be for the feint of heart…
Hey Yo Chico: The disclaimer from Stew tells the story; you never know what to expect from these individuals… but… this isn’t gonna be pretty…
( Methuselah’s Music Plays as Crowd Erupts and a slight fog begins to fill the entire arena, and the temperature increases by the second )
Hey Yo Chico: Well we know who’s on their way!!! ….
( A white hot spotlight is shone on Methuselah’s image, who comes out to a roaring crowd wielding a Barbedwire Baseball Bat, but is the only one seen in the arena )
Stew-O: Methuselah is HERE! This, ladies and gentlemen is his first ever Pain for Pride appearance as Methuselah, but this may be the most DESTRUCTIVE! This match could go down in the books in the minds of many, and this man… former EAW Champion, has done anything and EVERYTHING to knock down the obstacles in his way!
Announcer: This match is scheduled for ONEFAAAAAALLLL… INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, WEIGHING IN AT 241 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUSELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Stew-O: And as the smoke clears, Methuselah makes his vintage entrance that we’ve been used to for YEARS as Mr.DEDEDE! This is a GRUDGE MATCH, PLAIN & SIMPLE! There will be NO punches pulled! Because even though Methuselah is relatively new, this whole thing dates back to the first ever Reckless Wiring! The first time Mr.DEDEDE was attacked! And instinct alone tells me that this is the END…
( Methuselah is seen standing in the ring facing the titantron )
Hey Yo Chico: That is a really scary look for a man who seemed like he was hellbent on punishment… the guy’s holding that Barbedwire Bat like it was a harmless baton…
( Regulator’s Music Plays as Crowd gives a massive Mixed Reaction ) …
Hey Yo Chico: Now… we wait… ( Regulator comes out with a posessed, intense look across his face while carrying a Sledgehammer )
Announcer: And his opponent!!!!! …. FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA; WEIGHING IN AT 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUNNNNNDS…. He is ONE HALF, OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! … RRRRRRRRRREEEEEGULATOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: Regulator’s intensity is unmatched! Whether its your regular house show, or its the Grandest Stage of em’ All, Regulator is going to bring the same kind of intensity to the plate!!! Regulator did what nobody else in history could do!! Reg DESTROYED, and I mean DESTROYED Mr.DEDEDE! He’s been the biggest thorn in the side of DEDEDE/Methuselah’s entire career! These men came from the best of friends, and are about to destroy eachother infront of this MASSIVE crowd! …
( Methuselah and Regulator stand in the ring face-to-face )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Look at this…. Methuselah is actually laying down his Barbedwire Baseball Bat to the floor! Thats practical suicide!!!
Hey Yo Chico: Hey yo, Stew, I think this just spoke volumes! Look at this! Regulator is now putting his Sledgehammer to the ground! But NOT taking his eyes off of his opponent… both guys are weaponless… but LOOK, REGULATOR’S GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS, STEW! HES COMPLETELY LEFT THEM OUT OF VIEW! And now Regulator swings towards Meth!!! But Meth DUCKS, as he ends up behind Reg and Methuselah turns Regulator around and SHOVES HIM back into the corner!!! And is throwing harsh shots into the skull!! VERY hard shots, each one of them can be heard from far! And Regulator SOCKS HIM IN THE STOMACH WITH A RIGHT HAND, WHICH IS ALL IT TOOK! As the referee has the Brass Knuckles removed from Regulator!
Stew-O: Reg gives in, but the damage has already been done! Methuselah is on the ground on all four’s and in alot of pain, and Regulator heads towards Methuselah and delivers very hard punches into Meth’s spine! Adding to the pain! But now METH GRABS THE BARBEDWIRE BAT!!! AS REGULATOR PULLS HIM UP, AND METHUSELAH BREAKS from Reg’s clutches with that Bat!!! And Methuselah gets back up and SWINGS STRAIGHT INTO REG’S SKULL WITH THE BAT!!! … But Regulator ducks under the swing, backs into the ropes behind Meth and as Methuselah turns around, Regulator runs and connects a MASSIVE, CLOBBERING KNEE INTO THE MUSH!!! And as Meth returns back up, Reg backs into the other ropes and towards Methuselah… and pulls him for the FACEBUSTER STRAIGHT INTO THE KNEE!!! As he gets it!!!! And REGULATOR KICKS STRAIGHT INTO THE GUT!!! AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION!!!
Hey Yo Chico: No! Methuselah WONT let it happen! Meth breaks out of Reg’s double-underhook, and drives Reg into the Turnbuckle!! And DRIVES his shoulders into Regulator’s midsection, OVER and OVER!!! As Regulator is caught off of his guard, and Methuselah grabs Regulator by the hair and immediately tosses him through the ropes to the outside!!! Methuselah hasn’t made a SINGLE emotion on his face in this match, besides the natural reaction to pain! Methuselah is truly possessed!! Regulator gets back up, but Methuselah INSTANTLY HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE, SENDING REG ONTO THE HOOD OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Reg is leaned over right infront of us, holding his head as Methuselah rolls out of the ring, and snatches a Folding Chair from ringside! And Methuselah heads over to Regulator who pulls himself back up… turns around… and is CLOCKED BY THE MASSIVE CHAIRSHOT STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL!!! As Regulator collapses to the ground!!
Stew-O: And now Methuselah is going back to where he found the first chair, and is getting anouther chair… and now Methuselah has Regulator laid face-first into a Steel Chair, and clutches his 2nd Chair in his hands!!! And RAISES THE CHAIR ABOVE HIS HEAD!!! AND WHAM!!!! PLANTS THE BIG-TIME CONCHAIRTO!! ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! As Regulator might be bloodied!!! Meth rolls back into the ring now, and is DEMANDING the referee to head outside of the ring, but the referee looks like he’s refusing! Methuselah wanted to finish him there, because he KNEW Regulator was finished!! So now Methuselah turns around…. and METHUSELAH RUNS BACK TOWARDS THE REFEREE, AND SENDS HIM DOWN WITH THE SPEAR!!!! THE THUNDEROUS SPEAR!!!! THE REFEREE IS SURELY OUT!!! AND SOMETHING HAS JUST GONE OFF IN METHUSELAH!!! METHUSELAH ISN’T HERE TO FIGHT ANYMORE, HE’S JUST HERE TO DESTROY!!! METHUSELAH ROLLS OUT OF THE RING NOW…
Hey Yo Chico: Regulator is getting back to his feet using the barricade… And Methuselah grabs him… and Irish Whips him as HARD AS HE POSSIBLY CAN, STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!! … but REG REVERSES, AS METHUSELAH ENDS UP SMACKING STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! And with the impact, Methuselah ALREADY has a slight nose-bleed!! Regulator tries to get back his composure, but it’ll be a while before hes back to 100! Now Regulator is headed towards our Announce Table, to pull the hood off… and Regulator pulls out one of our monitors, and is pulling out cables and wires!!! And now Regulator heads towards Methuselah whos getting back over to his feet, and Regulator first tosses the wires into the ring… and in the ring you can see another referee has run in, because the first referee is CLEARLY not in the right shape! Now Regulator grabs Methuselah… and Reg tosses Methuselah SHOULDER FIRST, BACK INTO THE RINGPOST!!!!
Stew-O: LIMB BY LIMB, THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN DESTROYING EACHOTHER! Regulator rolls Methuselah back into the ring now… and Regulator climbs in and delivers a fist-drop straight into Meth’s nose!! Only worsening the bleeding! And now Reg wants to end it! Reg covers! 1!!!!!……….2!!!!….. but Methuselah kicks out! Now Regulator grabs some of those cables and wires, and Methuselah is nearly on all four’s… as Regulator stands over him and look! Regulator applies the CAMEL CLUTCH, BUT INSTEAD OF USING HIS BARE HANDS, HE CHOKES METHUSELAH OUT WITH THOSE WIRES!!! AND METHUSELAH IS FADING REALLY FAST, IF HE DOESNT SUBMIT, HE PASSES OUT! Regulator is giving it all he’s got, and Methuselah is just trying to make it to the ropes…. Meth is near the ropes, and Reg only TIGHTENS that choke! But Methuselah with all he’s got DROPS HIMSELF onto the middle rope, hugging it!!!
Hey Yo Chico: Regulator isn’t giving in though! Reg is pummeling that taped-up fist into Meth’s skull, as well as elbows into the back of the head! And Reg from behind connects a Back-Suplex, sending Methuselah into the canvas!!! And Reg hooks the leg again! 1!!!!!……………2!!!!!!………… but Meth JUST barely kicks out!! Regulator is waiting for Methuselah to get up, and Regulator pulls Meth up to his feet now…. and Reg delivers more punches into the face! And Reg whips Methuselah into the ropes… and as Meth returns Regulator ducks down for the Back-Body— BUT METHUSELAH PULLS HIM IN!!! METH PULLS HIM IN!!! AND DELIVERS THE IMPALER DDT!!!!! THE METHECUTIONER CONNECTED OUT OF NOWHERE, THIS COULD BE A TURNING POINT!! THERE’S THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!!!………… 2!!!!!………….. BUT REG KICKS OUT! That was quite a suprising turnaround, to say the least!
Stew-O: And now Methuselah is getting back to his feet, as Regulator returns standing as well… and Meth KNOCKS him down with a clothesline! And Reg returns up, as Meth backs into the ropes and delivers a Shoulder-block! And Meth backs into the ropes, leaps over a grounded Reg, backs into the other ropes and as Reg returns to his feet– REG RETURNS TO HIS FEET WITH HIS SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!! BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDER THE PUNCH, HEADS BEHIND REG AND DELIVERS THE METH-O-MATIC, PLANTED INTO A STEEL CHAIR!!! And Meth hooks the leg!!! 1!!!!!!!!!……………. 2!!!!!!!!………………. BUT REG KICKS OUT!!!
Hey Yo Chico: THAT WAS A THREE! IT HAD TO BE!
Stew-O: What a close call!!!!! Methuselah is trying to regain his composure…. Meth grabs ahold of his Barbedwire Baseball Bat, and heads behind Reg as Regulator shortly climbs back to his feet! And Regulator is up, hes wobbly, he could collapse at ANY moment! But METHUSELAH FROM BEHIND SWINGS THE BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT FOR A LOW BLOW!!! AS REGULATOR SCREAMS IN SHOCK, AND IN PAIN!! AS METH GRABS THE BAT AGAIN, BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND CLUBS IT OVER THE BACK OF REGULATOR’S SKULL!!!
Hey Yo Chico: HES DONE! HE’S DONE!! REG, IF IT WASNT OBVIOUS IS CUT OPEN FROM THE BACK OF HIS SKULL! And Methuselah covers him!!! Theres the pin!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!……………… 2!!!!!!!!!!!……………….. BUT REG DROPS HIS LEG OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Regulator really CAN’T take much more of this!! Methuselah is coughing, and is at the corner now as Regulator uses the REFEREE, man, the REFEREE! PLEADING for the referee to help him back up!!! And the referee completely out of mercy helps Regulator up to his feet… and METHUSELAH INSTANTLY CHARGES AT REG FOR THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEARRR!!!!! ….. BUT WAIT!!! REGULATOR PULLS THE REFEREE IN HIS PLACE, AND STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! AS METHUSELAH ENDS UP SPEARING THE REFEREE!! AND METHUSELAH TURNS TOWARDS REG AS REGULATOR DELIVERS THE SPINEBUSTER ON METHUSELAH!!! BUT THE REFEREE IS OUT! AND REGULATOR REALIZES HES GOING TO HAVE TO BUY SOME TIME! So Regulator paces abit… and instead pulls Methuselah up to his feet!! And PULLS HIM IN!!!
Stew-O: HES GOING FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!! HE G—- NO!!!! NO!!!! METHUSELAH BREAKS THE UNDERHOOK, AND DROPS REGULATOR TO HIS BACK!!! AND LIFTS THE LEGS OF REG!! AND METHUSELAH IS GOING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!!! A SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!! METHUSELAH HAS IT APPLIED, DEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! METHUSELAH IS GIVING EVERYTHING HE HAS!! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE HAS!!! REGULATOR IS TRYING SO HARD! SO HARD TO JUST HOLD ON, TO GET TO THE ROPES, AND REG IS CLAWING AND IS NEARING THE ROPES…. BUT DEDEDE PULLS THE HOLD BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! AND THE FIRST REFEREE! THE FIRST REFEREE OF THE MATCH WHO WAS SPEARED EARLIER IS BACK IN THE RING!!! AND REGULATOR PAST HIS LIMIT!!! HE CANT CONTINUE!!! AND REG…. TAPS OUT!!! HE TAPS OUT!!!!!!! AND THE REF IS THERE TO CALL IT!!!!! ….
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Methuselah’s music hits as he falls to his knee’s while gnashing his teeth )
Announcer: The winner of this match…. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUUUUUUUSELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
‘Hey Yo Chico: It was a SLUG FEST!!! BUT ITS FINALLY OVER!!! Methuselah found a way to make Regulator CRUMBLE past any point of recurrence! He didn’t finish him with a pinfall! SOMEHOW he didn’t finish him wiith a K.O! He BROKE past Regulator’s limits!!!
Stew-O: And now look… now look…. Methuselah is up to something…. Methuselah heads to the outside of the ring, infront of the ramp… and is headed underneath the apron…. and PULLS OUT A BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!!! METHUSELAH HAS THE EVILEST OF INTENTIONS!!! Methuselah pulls Regulator’s seemingly lifeless body to the outside of the ring, now!! And Methuselah heads back under the ring and pulls out another Steel Chair, and a tank of Gasoline!!! And Methuselah goes towards the side of the ramp, and METHUSELAH PULLS OUT A 24 FOOT!!! YES!!! A 24 FOOT LADDER!!!!! AND SETS IT UP!!!! METHUSELAH CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: AND METHUSELAH PULLS REGULATOR FLAT ON HIS BACK, OVER THE BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!! AS THE BARBEDWIRE CUTS AT HIS SKIN MERCILESSLY, BUT METHUSELAH GRABS THE CHAIR! And Meth grabs the gallon of Gasoline…. and EMPTIES IT ALL OVER REGULATOR’S BODY AND TABLE! Now look, Methuselah has another Table now!! And Methuselah sets up THAT TABLE, ABOVE HE TABLE THAT REGULATOR IS LAID OUT ON!!! And Methuselah pulls out a match… and IGNITES A FLAME, FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE! AS THE FLAMES SLOWLY SPREAD TO THE TOP!!! And Methuselah is eyeing the Ladder!!! And is climbing all the way up to the top!!! Methuselah is climbing all the way to the top HOLDING the Steel Chair!!!!!! METH IS ACTING ON PURE… PURE INSTINCT! AND EVENTUALLY HE’S AT THE TOP, LOOKING DOWN AT THE FLAMING BARBEDWIRE TABLE, THAT REGULATOR IS LAID OUT ON!!!!!!!! AND METHUSELAH GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! METHUSELAH HAS OFFICIALLY LOST IT!!!!
Stew-O: AND METHUSELAH LEAPS OFF!!!!! LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!! THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!!!! PLUNGING REGULATOR AND HIMSELF, STRAIGHT INTO HELL!!!!!!!!! AND THE FLAMES COMBUST EVEN BIGGER, AS EMT’S RUN TO THE SCENE AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!!!!!!! THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!!!!!!! THE TABLE IS IN TONS OF PIECES, THE BARBEDWIRE HAS PIERCED, AND BOTH OF THE BODIES OF METHUSELAH AND REGULATOR HAVE BEEN BROKEN!!!
Stew-O: It has been said many times by that very man, “He who laugh’s last, laugh’s best”…. but this last laugh may have costed both of these men EVERYTHING!
Hey Yo Chico: After this carnage… I don’t know if… if we’re gonna see either of these men again…
( Camera fades backstage to Montell Smooth momentously pacing outside of his lockerroom door ) …
( Max A. Million shyly walks up to Montell )
Montell Smooth: .. Im beatin LC’s ass tonight, man… hes MINE…
Max A. Million: Hey… Montell?…
Montell Smooth: WHAT!??… *Montell Smooth turns and see’s Max A. Million”… oh, wassup Max… hey man I hope the bad blood between us is finished.. cuz right now I’ve got enough skinny white-boy ass to toss around that ring.
Max A. Million: Well… its good to see that you’re not intimidated by the “LC’s World” Rules, and I gotta ask… what supports this confidence that you have heading into the match?
Montell Smooth: Oh is real simple, Maximus… if I could call you that…
Max A. Million: Um.. my mom calls me that..
Montell Smooth: … Well that threw me off… nah, not really man. You see, the Generation Genesis had their little kicks on Dynasty, they were somehow able to walk out of that arena with all the smack-talkin and disrespect, because I was off guard. It’s pretty OBVIOUS that there’s probably a Genesis or two around the corner waiting to attack me before the match starts, so that Lethal Consequences can get his little quickie over me.
( Camera shows Hurricane Hawk behind a wall holding a Steel Chair with Y2Impact next to him, and after hearing Montell’s prediction Hawk tosses the chair to the ground ) …
Hurricane Hawk: Crap, he’s onto us…
Y2Impact: I knew you should’ve waited till he made his entrance… ( Hawk and Impact drop the chair and walk off ) … ( Camera pans back to Montell and Max )
Montell Smooth: Who was that?… Anyway..
Montell Smooth: I came into Pain for Pride like alot of these fans do. I came in expectin everything. And NOT ONLY do I expect the Generation Genesis or Lethal Consequences to throw themsleves against me, I expect MYSELF, TO TOSS LC’S ASS AROUND THAT RING, TONIGHT! LIKE HE WAS MY RAG DOLL…
Montell Smooth: And this crowd. These people here. The people watching at home. The martians hacking into sattelite to watch Pain for Pride. They’re ALL gonna feel it… but Lethal Consequences is going to feel it like no other. And if the Generation Genesis wants? They can ALL Feel… the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! …. *Montell Smooth faces the camera, and snatches the mic from Max A. Million*…
Montell Smooth: PERIOD…
( Camera fades back to the arena )
(Lethal Consequences and Montell Smooth Video Package of their Feud Airs)
(”Planet Consequences” shoots up in pyro as LC’s theme hits on the Loud speaker)
Ring Announcer: This Next Contest is AN LC’S WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MATCH! Making his way to the ring, from Oakland, California….LETHALLLLLLLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSS!
ETR: LC and Montell have had an engaging and feud that’s been brewing over the past few weeks that’s culminates tonight in this match!
(Turbo Logo shows on the screen as the camera Fades to Jaywalker explaining LC’s world match)
Jaywalker: Certainly… well rule 1 of the LC’s world Match: When LC is being pinned, the referee must count up to five, and when LC’s opponents are pinned the referee’s will count the normal three…
Lethal Consequences: Rule 2 of the LC’s World Match: Only Lethal Consequences can maneuver submissions, and ropes will NOT break the submission in this matchup. If the referee must remind you more than twice that you are not allowed to maneuver submissions on Lethal Consequences, you will be DISQUALIFIED…
Jaywalker: Rule 3 of the LC’s World Match: Weapons are NOT ALLOWED in this match by anyone besides Lethal Consequences himself…. Extreme Rules only apply to LETHAL CONSEQUENCES…
Lethal Consequences: Rule 4 of the LC’s World Match: Lethal Consequences has no timelimit outside of the ring, but his opponents have till the count of 10 to be outside of the ring or they will be counted out…
Jaywalker: And finally, Rule 5 of the LC’s World Match: If anyone interferes in this match, they will be suspended for 100 days on the the SPOT… and they will be BARRED from Pain for Pride for the rest of their immediate career.. ( Crowd starts booing in disapproval )
Lethal Consequences: So folks, I advise you to tune into Pain for Pride and watch me beat the living CRAP out of Montell Smooth… because at Pain for Pride, the saying is going to be quite true. Because Montell Smooth isn’t stepping into a ring at Pain for Pride.. he’s stepping into LC’S WORLD… ( Camera pans away from them )
(Montell Smooth’s theme hits on the loud speaker )
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Weighing in at 245 POOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSS…MONTELLLLLLLLLLLL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!
DP: EOE makes his way down the ring ramp as LC exit’s the ring and charges down the ring ramp as he meets EOE half way! LC Nails EOE with a clothesline that takes him down to the ring ramp! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) LC begins to stomp EOE down on the ring ramp as EOE sets up against the ring barrier! LC turns around and charges back at EOE But EOE gets up quick and catches With a WAIST LOCK! EOE THROWS LC DOWN TO THE RAMP WITH A BELLY TO BELLY THROW! What you think about that ETR?!?!
ETR: I must say That Montell Smooth is arising to the occasion once again! EOE picks LC up and drags him towards the ring and picks up a LEAD PIPE LYING ON THE GROUND! EOE KNOWS HE CAN NOT USE WEAPONS SINCE THIS IS LC’S WORLD RULES!
ETR: The match hasn’t started yet ETR! EOE Goes For The Shoot on LC! But LC ducks and drags EOE down FACE FIRST ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON! LC PICKS EOE UP AND ROLLS HIM IN THE RING AS THE BELL RINGS AND LC GOES FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG!
……EOE gets the shoulder up!
DP: EOE manages to get the shoulder up! LC picks EOE up and backs him into the corner as he begins to nail him with huge shoulder shots to the gut! EOE tries to fight back as he nails LC with huge shots to his lower back area! LC flips EOE over and EOE lands hard on his back as LC rolls to the outside of the ring
ETR: LC grabs a SPOOL OF BARBWIRE! LC wraps it around his arm! LC is looking to do damage and this match is pretty much just starting! LC reenters the ring as EOE charges at him but LC LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE THROAT AND FACE WITH THAT ARM COVERED IN BARBWIRE
ETR: LC trying to destroy the facial features of Montell Smooth! LC drops to the mat as he takes his arm and DRAGS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF MONTELL SMOOTH! THE BLOOD BEGINS TO SHOW AS LC LIFTS HIS ARM AND TAKES THE BARBWIRE OFF HIS ARM!
DP: LC takes the barbwire and SPIKES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF MONTELL SMOOTH SEVERAL TIMES! Montell rolls to the outside of the ring as the referee begins the count! But LC quickly rolls to the outside of the ring to stop a count of happening as he picks Montell up and DRIVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
ETR: Montell falls to the floor as LC grabs him by the ankle and towards the ring barricade as he takes the camera cord and WRINGS IT AROUND THE NECK OF MONTELL SMOOTH AS HE BEGINS TO CHOKE AWAY AT HIM ON THE FLOOR! LC is trying to choke the life away from the former EAW Champion Montell Smooth! EOE looks like a purple ice cream pop! LC finally lets the hold go as he drags EOE from the ring barricade and he HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
…..EOE manages to kick out some how!
DP: LC rolls over and gets up to his feet as he picks EOE up but EOE pushes LC off of him! LC charges at EOE but EOE drops to the floor and EXECUTES A DROP TOE HOLD! LC GOES FACE FIRST INTO A STEEL CHAIR LYING ON THE FLOOR! EOE SHOULD BE DQ’D FOR THAT!
ETR: It wasn’t EOE’s fault if you think of it….but the EOE, Montell Smooth, now has a chance to regain some momentum! EOE picks LC up and rolls him back in the ring as he hooks the leg for the cover!
…..LC gets the shoulder up!
DP: EOE grabs LC by the hair as he gets up to his feet and EOE begins to nail LC hard in the face with huge right and left hand shots! EOE picks LC up on his shoulders and charges towards the CENTER OF THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A POWER SLAM! EOE GOES FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG!
……LC gets the shoulder up and quickly rolls away from EOE!
ETR: EOE follows him though as he opens up with huge kicks to the sternum of LC! EOE picks LC up and nails him with a kick to the gut as he falls to one knee. EOE charges off the ring ropes and back towards LC but LC ducks the clothesline attempt from EOE!
DP: LC charges towards the ring ropes and leans over it and quickly grabs A KENDO STICK AS EOE TURNS AROUND AND MEETS FACE TO FACE WITH A KENDO STICK! LC CRACKS HIM HARD ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
ETR: EOE falls straight back but lands on the top ring rope as LC charges towards him and takes the middle rope and wraps it around his arm and top rope and EOE is CAUGHT! No wear to run, no where to hide! Time to face your fears buddy! Things are about to get very ugly. LC rolls to the outside of the ring as he looks to go under the ring! LC moves things around…and pulls out…A COOKIE SHEET! LC’s is about to bake cookies! LC re-enters the ring and nails EOE HARD IN THE GUT WITH THE EDGE OF IT BEFORE NAILING HIM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH THE COOKIE SHEET! THE COOKIE SHEET BEHINDS IN HALF AS ITS STILL CAUGHT ON THE TOP OF EOE’S HEAD!
DP: LC looks at the crowd as they give an arousing ovation! LC rolls to the outside of the ring as he grabs a microphone and rolls back in the ring and towards EOE!
LC: What do you think about that…?
(EOE lifts his head as the blood pours down his face)
EOE: I think your Mother does it twice as good!!
ETR: EOE trying to get in the mind of LC but it doesn’t help as LC comes back with a HUGE kick to his gut! LC rolls to the outside of the ring and looks to go under the ring again! LC moves around some of the things around the ring and pulls out….A WOODEN CRUNCH! I think LC is going to help EOE get to the emergency unit once this match is over tonight!
ETR: LC re-enters the ring and uses the crunch to walk towards Montell Smooth in amusement and as he gets to MONTELL HE CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE TOP OF THE HEAD! HE LOOKED LIKE BARRY BONDS WITH THAT SWING AS THE CRUNCH BREAKS TO PIECES!
(LC picks up the microphone lying in the ring)
LC: Willing to give up yet?
ETR: EOE SPITS AT LC BUT LC moves out the way as the spit this the mat!
DP: LC grabs at the eye of EOE as he has a huge grip on it! EOE Screams in agony as LC walks away before turning around and aiming…AND SPITS IN THE FACE OF MONTELL SMOOTH! LC is putting a demise on EOE that we haven’t seen in some time, if ever! LC rolls to the outside of the ring and it looks like he’s upping the ring apron again and its looking for another tool to decimate EOE even more! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PULLS OUT THE GREAT equalizer! GUITAR IN HAND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LC rolls back in the ring and takes the guitar and sets up like he’s Slash and begins to play a few tunes! LC walks around the ring as he struts playing the guitar and turns his back towards EOE before TURNING AROUND AND SWINGING THE GUITAR! LC CRACKS MONTELL SMOOTH ON TOP OF THE HEAD AS THE GUITAR IS STUCK!
ETR: Lethal Consequences just connected with a GRAND SLAM! EOE is done ladies and gentlemen, Has to be! LC unhooks EOE off the ring ropes and pulls him towards the center of the ring….CONSEQUENCES CUTTER CONNECTS! LC plants EOE face first in the center of the ring with that Diamond Cutter! LC throws his arm across EOE for the cover!
DP: This one is OVER! That’s one for the books!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Lethal Consequences theme hits on the loud speaker as he gets up to his feet)
Ring Announcer: And The Winner of This Match…LETHALLLLLLLLLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
ETR That was entertaining to say the least! Lethal Consequences is leaving here with a win here tonight, at Pain for Pride. He showed us all he still has that potential to be on top of EAW!
DP: The best has already came for Planet Consequences….but soon enough, he’s going to be in the same position again! I’m almost re-assured, because the Generation Genesis has prooved to be a force like no other, from the LC’s Rules stipulations alone, Montell Smooth failed to realize that Lethal Consequences didn’t even NEED help from another Genesis! The odds were already stacked to his favor, and it was simple science that there are some matches you just cant win..
ETR: Well this has been one hell of a ride!
Hey Yo Chico: This show’s lived up to MY expectations! Thats for damn sure!
Stew-O: But it just gets a whole lot more explosive from there! This night isn’t over, and Pain for Pride SURELY isn’t over! Because we have what is well-known as Match of the Year’s “Constant Candidate”, it only comes Once a Year, but the opportunities are Once in a Lifetime! ..
( “All I Do is Win” by DJ Khaled plays over the loudspeakers, as the Cash in the Vault buildup video/recap from the past years play )
(Camera fades to the arena where several 20-foot ladders are standing on the stage, several other 15-foot ladders standing down the ramp and around the ring, with other ladders placed next to the barricade and announce tables)
ETR: Jesus.. This looks like a Ladder jungle.
Stew-O: The workers at Home Depot must be looking on proudly, I can tell ya that much.
(Camera cuts to the Cash In The Vault Briefcase slowly lowering down from the rafters, stopping fifteen feet above the ring)
HYC: Here we go.. This is gonna be good.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 2010 Cash In The Vault LADDER MATCH!!! Now the first man to climb and retrieve the Briefcase, will not only win the match, but also a contract for a FUTURE World Championship match that can be used at any time over the next twelve months…
(Matt Carter’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
Announcer: Introducing first, from Long Island, New York!… Weighing in at 259 pounds!…. He is one-half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions!!…. MAAATTTTT CARTER!!!
DP: A very strong and agile competitor here in this match up, Matt Carter has all the makings of a future World Champion. Matt could have what it takes to take down 9 other men in this match, but can he take down 9 other men AND climb that ladder to the briefcase? We’re about to find out.
(Kawajai’s music hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction)
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring.. From Flemington, New Jersey!… Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. KAWAAAAAAAAJAI!!!
Stew-O: We don’t know a whole lot about this man other than that he’s one hell of a competitor in the ring, and wants this World Championship just as much as the next guy. If he manages to win, he just might bthe youngest World Champion in EAW History, that’d be huge!
(Ricky Razor’s music hits as the crowd boos )
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Azusa, California!… Weighing in at 280 pounds!…. RRRRRRICKY RAZOOOORRR!!!
HYC: This is my guaranteed bet for the win in this match up, he’s got the looks, the slickness, and the athleticism to be our next World Champion. And he shows NO fear as he casually walks under those 15-foot ladders.
(Adam’s music hits as the crowd boos)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Boston, Massachusetts!… Weighing in at 245 pounds!…. ADAAAAAMMMM!!!
ETR: This guy could be sure to win this match up, after all, he IS more experienced in it as he was here in this very match last year as well, unfortunately he came up short. But the story may be different this year.
(Rock N’ Wrestling Connections’ music hits as the crowd cheers)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Quezon City, Philippines!… Weighing in at 250 pounds!…. ROCK-N-WRESTLING COOOOOONNECTIOOONNN!!!
Stew-O: This man sure knows about work ethic heading into this match, as it took RNW three times to finally qualify for this match, finally getting a lucky break and replacing Justin Windgate. But that doesn’t mean anything, RNW looks destined to win here tonight, and he just might.
(George Copeland’s music hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Atlanta, Georgia!… Weighing in at 228 pounds!…. GEOOOORGE COPELAAAAND!!!
HYC: Here comes another determined young gun, GC has been looking for an opportunity just like this since arriving in EAW around Pain For Pride last year. And his journey just may culminate here tonight.
(SG2’s music hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Atlanta, Georgia!… Weighing in at 234 pounds!…. S! G!! 2!!!
DP: I gotta tell ya, when it comes to style, no one has anything on this guy. SG2 certainly has his charisma in the right place, as well as his ability to steal the show from his competitors, but will that be enough to win this match here tonight?
(Tyson’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Atlanta, Georgia!… Weighing in at 256 pounds!…. TYYYYSSSOOOONNN!!!
Stew-O: Being a former protege of EAW Hall of Famers Mr.DEDEDE and Captain Charisma, Tyson pretty much fits the profile of a certified prodigy, but not just that, Tyson has all the moves to back it up, never backing down from a fight.
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as the crowd boos)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From Jacksonville, Florida!… Weighing in at 183 pounds!…. He is the National Extreme Champion!!…. HURRICAAAANE HAWWWK!!!
ETR: Hawk has all the makings of a future World Champion as well, he came up a little short last year, losing the Hardcore Title Gauntlet, but he just may be able to make his Pain For Pride come back tonight and win this huge opportunity.
DP: WAIT.. Hawk! He’s picked up one of those 15-foot ladders and slid into the ring with it! All other eight men look to retaliate, but too late as HH swings for the fences with that ladder!! All eight scatter out of the ring, leaving Hawk by himself! A good tactic, but he may have just made himself the target of everyone else in this match!..
(Viper’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From San Diego, California!… Weighing in at 165 pounds!… VIIIIPPPPPEEEERRR!!!
HYC: Well here comes the final participant in this match up, Viper, but that doesn’t change the fact that Hawk is now fending off eight other men with that ladder inside the ring! Hawk is glaring up at the Cash In The Vault Briefcase, intent on getting to it.. Viper’s on the apron!! Hawk turns around as Viper launches himself off the top rope! WEST COAST POP ONTO HURRICANE HAWK!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: All eight men on the outside have broken out into a brawl as Hurricane Hawk remains downed after having his head nearly taken off by Viper!! SG2 rams Kawajai spine-first into our announce table!
Stew-O: Adam is now putting everything he has into suplexing Ricky Razor onto those steel steps! Ricky is doing everything possible to struggle out of it! Ricky’s up… But in comes Tyson, leaping off the ring apron with a missile dropkick into the sternum of Adam! Adam still connects with the suplex as both he and Ricky are laid out on the steps!!
DP: Hawk is still damaged, but Viper is thinking smart and clearly as he takes possession of Hawk’s ladder, setting it up in the middle of the ring! Viper begins climbing as the other eight men are still brawling on the outside, this might just be over this quickly!! But wait! George Copeland is on the top turnbuckle! Viper notices GC as RNW and Matt Carter slide into the ring! But it’s too late as GC leaps to the opposite side of the ladder! GC puts too much force into that landing, causing the ladder to tip over, sending both GC and Viper throats-first into the top rope!!!
HYC: GC woozily back pedals into a corner as Matt charges in with a HUGE Big Boot as Viper turns around to meet a kick to the gut from RNW!!! GUITAR SOLO CONNECTS!!!! Looks like Viper might be quickly out of the equation in this match up! Adam is now back up, connecting with several European uppercuts on Tyson! Adam looks to finish it up with a clothesline into Tyson, sending him over the barricade! But Tyson counters with a back body drop!! WAIT-Adam lands feet first on the other side of the barricade as SG2 locks the waist of Tyson from behind for a possible German suplex!!! Adam climbs on top of the barricade and LEAPS! Flying Crossbody onto SG2 as Tyson dodges!!!
Stew-O: Kawajai has now joined the fight in the ring with a ladder of his own! Hurricane Hawk and GC brawl in the ring as RNW sets Viper up for the Hartbreaker!! But Kawajai places the ladder on his head, spinning it around to connect with the skull of RNW!!! Matt is up as Kawajai swings the ladder straight into his face!! GC and Hawk are now up as Kawajai swings again, connecting with the spine of GC!! But Hawk quickly catches Kawajai with a drop toe hold, sending him throat-first into that ladder on the canvas!!!
ETR: Ricky has some kind of a sadistic look in his eyes here on the outside as he begins searching under the ring… And what’s.. Ricky’s throwing LOADS of weapons into the ring!! Trashcans, led pipes, singapore canes, chairs, tables, and even steel steps!! Wait, it seems Ricky’s got something he wanted as he smiles… Jesus, that’s lighter fluid!!!
Stew-O: What does he think he’s gonna do with that?!
HYC: What the HELL do you THINK he’s gonna do with that, Stew?! Ricky just might set this entire match up in flames!! But back to the action, Tyson and SG2 are now brawling as Adam seems to be climbing to the top turnbuckle with cruel intentions to land straight into both men!! But Tyson stops the brawl with SG2, leaping to the apron and shaking the top rope, causing Adam to lose balance and land groin-first onto the turnbuckle!! SG2 now plays along, leaping to the apron on Adam’s left while Tyson on his right, both men climb up to the top turnbuckle and set Adam up… My God, DOUBLE TEAM SUPERPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS IN THE RING!!!!
DP: Adam is motionless, laid out flat on those steel steps for a second time as SG2 and Tyson continue their brawl in the ring! Hurricane Hawk is now up, perched on top of the top turnbuckle on the other side of the ring as Kawajai is laid out down below, sandwiched between TWO ladders!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO KAWAJAI!!!! Ricky Razor has now set up a nice wooden table here on the outside as George Copeland is lethally beating a steel chair into the spine of RNW as RNW screams on in pain!!
ETR: GC is intent on injuring the now damaged RNW as he finally knocks him out with a shot to the back of the head with that steel chair! Looks like Viper has made his way up the ramp, looking for a good pick out of the selection of ladders up there.. But back in the ring, Matt Carter connects with a spike DDT on Kawajai as GC has now wrapped that steel chair around the throat of RNW!! GC is actually looking to break RNW’s neck!! Ricky Razor seems to have aborted his plan for the gasoline as he climbs to the apron.. GC is now climbing up to the top turnbuckle, focusing on connecting with a somersault plancha dive perhaps!! GC’s gonna leap!! But Ricky from behind!! Ricky picks up GC by his arms from behind!! RAZOR’S EDGE ON GC THROUGH THAT TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Stew-O: Viper has taken his pick finally of a twenty-foot ladder, making his way down the ramp as Ricky at last gets into the ring, picking up the first steel chair he sees and turns his focus on the downed Adam, still laid out on the steps! Ricky walks over, above Adam’s head, lifts the chair up in the air.. ADAM LEAPS UP FOR A CUTTER ONTO THE STEPS!!!! Adam is fully functional now with a look of passion in his eyes as he turns Tyson away from his brawl with SG2! CUTTER ON TYSON!!!! Adam gets to his feet as SG2 springboards off the ropes with a flying crossbody!! ADAM COUNTERS WITH THE CUTTER ONTO SG2!!!! Adam is now screaming for RNW to get to his feet!! RNW uses the ropes for support… And he’s up as Adam quickly turns him around!! CUTTER!!!!
HYC: But RNW forces Adam off!! And Adam is slammed face-first into that twenty-foot ladder of Viper!!! Adam begins to bleed from his forehead as Viper connects again, this time into Adam’s gut!! Viper now throws the twenty-foot ladder to Adam who just barely manages to catch it! Viper follows up with a dropkick, sending Adam falling into the middle rope!! Viper quickly runs to the ropes and back!! 6! 1!! HURRICANE HAWK CONNECTS WITH A LED PIPE INTO THE SKULL OF VIPER!!! Viper is down and out, but Matt Carter comes in now, connecting with a steel chair into the back of Hawk’s head!! But RNW comes in out of no where with a singapore cane shot into the face of Matt!! But Kawajai out of no where throws the steel steps straight into the shoulder of RNW!!!
DP: George Copeland is back up now, and it looks as though he’s pulling out a… A CAR DOOR?! He pulls it out from under the ring! This is showing some very bad flashbacks of last year’s Pain For Pride main event as GC slides that car door into the ring! Matt Carter is back up, ripping off the top turnbuckle padding, exposing pure steel under it as Tyson is now getting back to his feet.. Tyson turns around as Matt picks him up for a snake eyes into that exposed steel!!! But Tyson’s able to get out of it all, landing on top of the exposed steel turnbuckle and leaping for a moonsault onto Matt Carter!!! But Matt catches him on his shoulder!! And Matt drops Tyson face-first into the exposed steel!!
ETR: GC picks up that massive car door as Viper gets to his feet.. But Hurricane Hawk gets up as well, next to Viper as GC looks to be contemplating who he’ll attack with it!! VIPER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ONTO GC!! SENDING THAT CAR DOOR’S WINDOW BUSTING OVER THE SKULL OF HURRICANE HAWK!!!! SG2 quickly leaps off the top rope and connects with a PICTURE PERFECT corkscrew legdrop onto GC on top of that car door!!! Ricky Razor is now on the outside with Adam, choking the life out of him with a led pipe!! Adam is fading quickly! But Adam quickly swings his leg back into the groin of Ricky!! Adam now grabs Ricky by his hair.. And RAMS him straight into that steel pole of the ring!!!
Stew-O: Kawajai leaps out of no where with a suicide dive straight into Adam as both men are sent gliding over the Showdown announce table!!! Tyson has now rolled to the outside, pulling out two sacks, obviously filled with something to make this match a whole lot more dangerous! Tyson looks in both sacks and drops one, but pulls out shards of GLASS from the one in his hand!! Tyson is wearing a crimson mask now after that exposed turnbuckle shot, but he’s not giving up that easily as he slides into the ring with that bag of glass… And swings the back straight into the spine of Matt Carter!! Viper gets to his feet.. TYSON CONNECTS WITH THE BAG OF GLASS INTO THE FACE OF VIPER!!!
DP: It seems Adam and Kawajai have brought their brawl into the crowd now, we’re not sure where they went! But in comes Ricky Razor with yet another ladder! Ricky slams straight into both RNW and Tyson with that ladder! Ricky quickly sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring now, ready to climb it!! Ricky is completely ignoring anyone else that may be getting up, desperate to just touch that briefcase!! But SG2 leaps from the top rope onto the opposite side of the ladder, quickly connecting with a flurry of punches into the skull of Ricky!! What’s this? It seems Matt Carter is now climbing the SIDE of the ladder!! Matt is struggling, but manages to make it, attacking both SG2 and Ricky!! SG2 WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE SIDE OF MATT CARTER’S SKULL!!! Matt drops like a statue onto the canvas!!
HYC: Ricky swings with a right hook for the jaw of SG2!! But SG2 is able to block it, grappling Ricky as quickly as possible!! MOONLIGHT DRIVE OFF THE LADDER!!!! What a hellacious fall both these men just took!! Viper now looks to climb that vacant ladder!! Viper uses whatever energy he has left in his body, slowly getting up there!!… But… No, Hawk comes in from behind!! A battered and bloody Hurricane Hawk now looks to get Viper with a.. A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM THE LADDER!!! But Viper is struggling!! Viper refuses to take the fall! But George Copeland now comes up from behind out of no where, getting Hurricane Hawk in a position for a powerbomb!! And…… GC POWERBOMBS HURRICANE HAWK TO THE OUTSIDE WHO BELLY TO BACK SUPLEXES VIPER TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION THAT WAS!!
ETR: RNW drives that car door into the gut of GC now out of no where!! RNW drops the car door and connects with a DDT onto GC!! GC is now laid out on the door as RNW begins to climb that ladder.. Now even glancing at the briefcase, RNW instead looks to the crowd as he gets as high as he can get!! HARTBREAKER!!!!! PEOPLE’S ELBOW FROM THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO GC ON THAT CAR DOOR!!!! But wait, it seems Viper and Hurricane Hawk are brawling up the ramp, I think they were BOTH out of this!! Viper whips Hawk into a ladder, knocking it over!! Hawk quickly gets back up, backing into another ladder as Viper charges straight for him!! HAWK COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP INTO THE LADDER!!!! But Viper instead lands perfectly onto the side of the ladder!! Hawk quickly grabs Viper though, catching his leg in the ladder for a tree of woe-like position!! Hawk now has Viper where he wants him, connecting with a baseball slide straight into his sternum!!
Stew-O: Back in the ring, Matt Carter connects with a big boot straight into the skull of Tyson, knocking him to the outside!! Matt picks up RNW as well, sending him to the outside! Matt now begins to climb that set-up ladder as SG2, GC, and Ricky are still down and out.. Matt’s extremely close now! We might have our winner right here, right now!! But SG2 is using the ladder to pull himself up!! Ricky has now rolled to the outside with that twenty-foot ladder in hand, placing it perfectly on the barricade and ring apron.. SG2 is trying to knock Matt down, but Matt’s fighting back! Ricky quickly rolls back in, helping SG2 tip Matt’s ladder over!! But Matt lands on his feet on the canvas, swing back at SG2 with a DECAPITATING clothesline!! Matt follows up with a kick to the gut of Ricky now, whipping him into the corner of the ring! Matt charges at Ricky!! BIG BOOT IN THE CORNER!!!! Ricky is now bleeding from his nose, it could possible be broken!! Matt places Ricky on the top turnbuckle, looking for a SUPERPLEX!!! But SG2 is back up, coming in with a kick to the ribs of Matt!! Ricky pushes Matt to the outside of the ring, causing Matt to land spine-first onto that ladder Ricky set up!! SG2 looks at Ricky and climbs to the opposite top turnbuckle… Both men are looking down at Matt… AND LEAP!!! RICKY CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SPLASH AS SG2 CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO MATT CARTER!!!! THE LADDER BREAKS IN HALF!!!
ETR: Tyson has been setting up multiple tables all this time, placing LOADS and LOADS of weapons on top of them, I don’t know what Tyson’s planning, but it doesn’t look good! Kawajai and Adam now come out of no where back over the barricade! Both men get up, Kawajai quickly picking up a led pipe! KAWAJAI SWINGS FOR THE SKULL OF ADAM!! BUT ADAM DUCKS!! CUTTER ON KAWAJAI!!!! Kawajai is OUT and Adam looks like he’s just about out himself, somehow getting busted open during their brawl! Hurricane Hawk and Viper are at the stage now! LAST CHANCE ON VIPER!!! But Viper catches the foot of Hawk, dropping him down and grabbing his other leg! SLINGSHOT INTO THE WALL OF THE STAGE!!! Viper kips up as a woozy Hawk turns around.. Viper wraps his legs around Hawk for a wheelbarrow waist lock, going up for a bulldog!! VIPER’S VENGEANCE!!! But Hawk forces Viper off!! Viper lands on his feet and turns around.. LAST CHANCE ON VIPER CONNECTS!!!! Viper is down and out, maybe for good now!! Hawk doesn’t know what to do next.. But he looks up at that twenty-foot ladder set up behind him! This isn’t looking good at all.. Hawk is climbing that ladder!! He’s quickly climbing up there, near the very top!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! But Viper gets up before Hawk leaps!! Viper now begins climbing the twenty-foot ladder next to Hawk’s ladder, this is DANGEROUSLY close to the edge of the stage!!
DP: Both men are brawling on top of the ladders!! But Hawk stops it all with a kick to Viper’s head!! Hawk’s trying to push Viper’s ladder over!! Viper doesn’t know what to do!! VIPER LEAPS!!! HURRICANRANA FROM THE TWENTY FOOT LADDER DOWN TO THE SIDE OF STAGE!!!!! Jesus Christ!! BOTH OF THESE MEN MIGHT BE DEAD OR SERIOUSLY INJURED!! THE CROWD IS LOOKING ON IT AWE AS ALL YOU CAN SEE OF VIPER AND HAWK ARE A FEW LIMBS STICKING OUT OF THE RUBLE THAT THEY JUST CRASHED THROUGH!! There is no signs of life in the least bit, both men might just be out of this match, we’re gonna need some E.M.T.’s out here….
HYC: But in the ring, SG2, Tyson, Adam, RNW, and GC continue to brawl! It seems Ricky’s got a ladder out here, in front of our announce table, I’m not sure what he thinks he’s… Oh God.. He’s got that lighter fluid in his hand again!! Ricky’s pouring lighter fluid all over that ladder, and I mean ALL OVER!! He’s drenching that ladder in it! Ricky picks up the ladder now and slides it into the ring!! George Copeland quickly picks it up, ramming it straight into the gut of SG2!! GC now swings the ladder into the jaw of Adam, sending him over the ropes and to the outside!! And finally, GC rams the ladder simultaneously into RNW and Tyson!!! It’s GC’s time now, he’s got complete silence, all men are down, except Ricky out here, but he doesn’t seem to be caring much.. GC is close!! He’s touching the briefcase!!
Stew-O: But in comes a damaged Matt Carter!! Matt quickly pulls himself up using the ropes, climbing up the ladder as well! GC’s so close!! But Matt connects with a jab to the ribs of GC! Ricky now rolls a woozy Kawajai into the ring, who slowly but surely begins to climb the side of the ladder!! Tyson’s back up as well! He leaps to the top rope and leaps perfectly onto the last side of the ladder!! SG2 is now climbing up GC’s side, trying to knock him down!! All five men are beating on one another, any could win this right now! But…. Ricky’s in the ring now! Oh God, Ricky.. HE’S GOT A LIGHTER IN HIS HAND!! RICKY’S GOT A DEVIOUS SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE LIGHTS UP THE LIGHTER!! RICKY LIGHTS THE LADDER ON FIRE!!!! EVERYONE UP ON THE LADDER IS PANICKING!!! ALL FIVE MEN TIP THE BURNING LADDER, SENDING THEM THROUGH THOSE TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!
ETR: Ricky Razor tips the ladder outside with them as a few members of the ring crew begin to extinguish the flaming ladder!! Ricky now picks up yet another ladder and begins to set it up! Ricky begins climbing, he may be able to win this one!! But he’s stopped by Adam who connects with a shot to the back of the head!! Adam sends Ricky to the outside before rolling to the outside as well… Adam rips off the mat, exposing the cement under it!! Adam begins screaming for Ricky to get up… Adam’s nearly drooling for Ricky to get up! And…. Ricky’s up!! He turns around! CUTTER ON RICKY INTO THE CEMENT!!!! Adam quickly gets to his feet and slides in the ring as RNW begins climbing Ricky’s set-up ladder! Adam climbs up as well, intent on winning this match! Both men begin to fight on top of the ladder… But what’s this?! VIPER!! Viper is actually moving, slowly down the ramp!! I don’t know where Hawk is, but Viper is somehow alive after that nearly career-ending hurricanrana!! Viper gets to the apron as both RNW and Adam continue to brawl on the ladder! Viper leaps to the top rope as Adam panics to unhook the briefcase!! MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER!!! ADAM AND RNW ARE SENT TO THE OUTSIDE, ONTO THE EXPOSED CEMENT!!!!
HYC: Viper’s got this!! WAIT, HURRICANE HAWK IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP!!! A bloody and beaten Hawk is still walking as well as Viper sets the ladder back up and begins climbing!! Hawk rolls into the ring!! Viper’s touching the briefcase!! Hawk begins climbing up!! Viper is about to unhook it!! AND….. HAWK STOPS HIM!! Both men continue to brawl on top of the ladder!! Viper is connecting with shots all over the head of Hawk as Hawk is trying to connect with some kicks into the ribs and head of Viper!! The ladder begins to tip! But Viper rakes the eyes of Hawk!! Viper climbs to the top of the ladder and leaps to the shoulders of Hawk!! HURRICANRANA FROM THE LADDER!!!! BUT HAWK TRIES TO COUNTER INTO A POWERBOMB!!!
Stew-O: BUT VIPER HAS GRABBED A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE, HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!! HAWK IS TRYING EVERYTHING TO CONNECT AS VIPER IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP HIS GRIP!!! HAWK JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMBS VIPER OFF THE LADDER!!!!! HURRICANE HAWK IS THERE, HE’S GOT THIS, ALL HE’S GOTTA DO IT REACH UP!! AND… HE’S TOUCHING THE CASE!!! HE’S TRYING TO GET IT!! HAWK UNHOOKS IT!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as a large percent of the Crowd Boo’s, but Hurricane Hawk falls off of the Ladder screaming in disbelief and excitement )
Announcer: The Winner of this match and NEW MISTER CASH IN THE VAULT!!!….. HURRICAAAANEEEE HAWWWKKKK!!!!!
Deadprez: TRULY AMAZING!!!! THAT WAS TRULY AMAZING!!!
Hey Yo Chico: HURRICANE HAWK HAS WON THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE IN THIS THRILLING, ABSOLUTELY THRILLING MATCH!!! I’M JUST… I’M OVERWHELMED!!!
ETR: HURRICANE HAWK FULFILLED HIS DESTINY! IT WAS HIS DESTINY TO COME TO THIS DAY! BE HERE ON THIS DAY, THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM, THE LIMELIGHT ON HIM! HURRICANE HAWK HAS BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUR, FOLKS!
Stew-O: It was nothing short of a HAVEN in HELL! These guys put their literal NECKS on the line! They COMPLETELY turned what was a 10 man trip up the ladder into complete CHAOS! THIS Is why Matches like these only happen once a year! Because like it was said earlier, this is ONCE in a LIFETIME!
Hey Yo Chico: Here is where we send off! With Hurricane Hawk fulfilling the DESTINY that he was set up by the Generation Genesis! But the show ain’t over! You’ve GOT TO come back to Day 2! You’ve GOT TO be here on the 2nd Half of this mega-historic day! That is: PAIN… for PRIDE! ..
( Camera shows the Generation Genesis all celebrating backstage, with Hurricane Hawk as the center of attention celebrating with his Cash in the Vault Briefcase )
Jaywalker: Hawk, right now this is YOUR moment… this weekend is the GENESIS weekend… aside from all the distractions, it truly is us who have the last laugh…
Y2Impact: Yeah man, you really earned it tonight… the Generation Genesis is ALWAYS at eachothers aid…
Hurricane Hawk: Thanks guys, and Imp I learned that when we roasted that pig Montell Smooth on Dynasty… ( The Genesis: (hehe) )
CM Bank$: The Generation Genesis is a testament to what EAW should be behind the scenes. Just look at Impact and I… we’re on the SAME SIDE, and though im so gonna be kicking his ass tonight, we still kewl. Why? Because we keep Competition strictly Competition… We are the winners circle in a whole cafe of losers. And we’re here to change EAW, individual by individual..
Lethal Consequences: Preach, brotha!
Y2Impact: Bank$ is mostly right. The Generation Genesis always stick together, but being the leader isn’t gonna stop me from taking that World Heavyweight Championship, Bank$…
LC & Hawk: :O ooooooooooo
Lethal Consequences: He tryna play you!
Bank$: Oh really? Thats a lot of talk for a guy who played Russian Roulette with RRS over this World Heavyweight Championship, just to get owned by DDD 😉 …
LC & Hawk: :O OOOOOOOH!
CM Bank$: And you were the coverboy? (xd)
Y2Impact: :@ (H)… Oh yeah? … Well … atleast I wasn’t in a wheelch–
Jaywalker: Relax, guys… lets not get carried away (smirk)
Bank$: Quiet Urkel, real men is speakin… anyways..
Jaywalker: Woah, excuse me… but even though we’re Genesis, im still somewhat in-charge. Because technically, im Vice President of EAW, so this company is practically in the palm of my hands. So with that said, im gonna enforce a little wager… Impact, Banks, if you wanna put your money where your mouth is, heres the deal… The loser of tonight’s World Heavyweight Championship Match is gonna have to throw the winner a Championship Celebration Party, that’ll be live on some episode of Showdown…
CM Bank$: I like it.
Y2Impact: Sounds good. But in all seriousness, Banks, you and I are going to be a great contest… I can’t wait, you’ve got my respect and you’ve had it since Day 1… its going to be awesome…
CM Bank$: Yeah… *Bank$ extends his hand as both men shake hands*… Tonight’s gonna be two of the best in the company showing off talent in its true form… I can’t wait.
Lethal Consequences: Ugh, get a room…
Hurricane Hawk: Uh hello… Im Mr.CITV, I could still cash in and become World Champ in the snap of my wee fingers… ( Long Silence )
CM Bank$: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… ( The rest of the Genesis continue talking until the camera pans to the Arena )
( “All I Do is Win” by DJ Khaled plays as Jetplanes rocket across the sky, lettering out “Day 2” in the rocket fumes )
( An aerial view of the Soldier Field is shown, with the entire audience on their feet clapping and cheering ) …
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the ring )
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… WWWELCOME… TO DAY 2 OF PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN… FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR PRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!! ( Crowd continues Cheering ) …
Announcer: Now to open the show with the Canadian National Anthem, please welcome Grammy Nominated Hip Hop Star, DRRRRRRRRRRRAKE, with CEEELINEEEE DION!!!
( Crowd gives their reaction as Celine Dion is at the microphone and the instrumental to the Canadian National Anthem plays )
Celine: O Canada! our home and native land!
True patriot-love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
And stand on guard, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee….
Drake: O Canada! where pines and maples grow,
Great prairies spread, and lordly rivers flow.
How dear to us thy broad domain,
From East to Western sea.
The land of hope for all who toil,
The True North strong and free!
Drake & Celine: O Canada, glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee…
( Both artists continue singing the National Anthem, as Camera fades to the Dynasty Announce Table )
Stew-O: Well as the talented Drake and the lovely Celine Dion are performing, we wanna welcome you ALL to this glorious, historic event that is Pain for Pride, but this is the 2nd Day! If you missed Day 1, you’ve GOTTA be sure that you catch up on it, but for a little recap we saw Mister K become the FIRST EVER Grand Slam Champion!
Hey Yo Chico: We also saw Methuselah and Regulator DESTROY each other, with Methuselah after the match plunging himself through fire, to connect the Wings of Hell on Reg! We have little word on theyre conditions, but man that was NASTY! And we also saw Montell Smooth take Lethal Consequences ON, PAST his expectations! But Consequences was still able to capture the win…
Stew-O: And we saw a spark in the dreams of two youngs… Vic Vendetta who won the Battle Royal and became the Interwire Champion… and to the shock of the ENTIRE WORLD, we saw Hurricane Hawk defy the odds! And CAPTURE the Cash in the Vault Briefcase in a photo finish! …
Drake: ld thy Dominion in thy loving care;
Help us to find, Oh God, in thee,
A lasting rich…
( The entire set that Drake is sitting on bursts into flames, as Red White & Blue Fireworks shoot up from the set ) …
Hey Yo Chico: WOAH!
( StarrStan’s Music Plays as Crowd Cheer in a huge surprise as Starr walks out wearing a Red White & Blue american attire )
Announcer: The following contest is a 20 minute Ultimate Submission Match! The man to score more falls by submission in the 30 minute time limit, will be the winner of this match!!!! … ( Starr continues to make his way to the ring ) ..
Announcer: Introducing First!!! .. hailing From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…. weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. STAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR… STAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Commentary switches to Showdown’s half )
ETR: Well THATS a way to start off with a bang! I guess we’re getting right into the action here, with Starr wasting no time! And it’s Starr who is out here bursting the Canadian Bubble that was going on, as he and Jaywalker are set to face eachother in an ULTIMATE SUBMISSION match, the FIRST Ultimate Submission match up in EAW history! And Starr doesn’t look like he’s playing ANY games! …
( Jaywalker’s Theme Hits as Crowd Boo’s before he even comes out ) …
( Jaywalker walks out in a Pure, Egyptian Gold plated Robe, with a Pure Diamond Crucifix on its back and dazzled entirely with Ruby & Sapphire Crystals )
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring… Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. From Scarborough, Ontario, Canada!…. He is the Vice President of Extreme Answers Wrestling!!…. JAAAAAYWALKER!!!
ETR: Wow! What a Robe!
Deadprez: Well when it comes to his robes and Pain for Pride Entrances.. Jaywalker NEVER fails to impress! These two men will be forced to compete for almost half an hour. Jaywalker and StarrStan will compete in the first Ultimat Submission match in Extreme Answers Wrestling history. We are just awaiting for the time keeper to signal he is ready. Once the time keeper has his timer set, The bell will be rung and the 20 minutes will begin.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: This match is under way. Jaywalker and Starrstan lock up.. and Starr is already going for Jaywalker’s leg…. Starr takes Jay down and alread locks in the ankle lock!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: AND STARR HAS IT LOCKED IN, THE ANKLE LOCK IS APPLIED CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAY HAS NO WHERE TO GO…..
ETR: A minute into the match and Starr is close to already scoring a fall.. Jay is crawling towards the rope….. And Starr drags back to the center of the ring…. AND JAY TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: StarrStan has scored a fall!!!
DP: It is now 1-0 in the favor of Starr!!!! The referee allows the match to restart….
ETR: Jay is charging towards Starr and goes for a Big Boot…. Starr Catches Jay’s leg….
DP: STARR IS LOCKING IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! STARR HAS FOUND A NEW WAY TO LOCK IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! Jay is in alot of pain, and is barely concious…. But Look at this!!! Jay SWINGS his Left leg and kicks Starr in the skull!!!! Jay is in the middle of the ring now, and Starr is on his knees after the kick.
ETR: Now Jay is pounding fists into the face of Starr. Jay connects a right hand and Starr is competely knocked out!!!!! Jay rolls out the ring and is making his way to our announce table…. What it he doing?!?!?!?! Jay unplugs one of the extention cords and brings it into the ring….
DP: Jay stands over Starr and starts wrapping the cords around Starr’s throat….. STARR IT TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BUT HE CAN’T!!!!!!!!!! JAY HAS THE CORD WRAPPED AROUND STARR’S TROAT.
ETR: All the matches here in EAW are no-DQ… So The referee cannot stop this hold. Jay still has the cord wrapped around Starr…. 6 minutes have gone buy in this match… and Jaywalker has Starr already in a bad postion. I assume If Starr is uncounsious, the match cannot continue…
DP: The referee is now checking If StarrStan is okay… He lefts up Starr’s right arm and drops it…. It hits the mat. If his arm hits the mat three times that will be a Fall for Jaywalker…
ETR: If it hits the Mat three times that might be the end of the match. If Starr is having trouble breathing he won’t be able to compete… And Starr’s arm hit the mat again.. That’s twice, Jawalker is a second away from tying this match a fall a piece… The Referee lefts Starr’s arm again….
DP: And STARR STOPS IT FROM HITTING THE MAT A THIRD TIME!!!!!!! THIS MATCH WILL REMAIN 1-0 IN FAVOR FOR STARR A LITTLE BIT LONGER!!!! Jay Can’t believe it… Jay breaks the hold and is stalking Starr… Starr rises to his feet and Jay charges towards him…..
ETR: Starr catches Jay and belly to belly Suplexes Jay over the top rope… JAYWALKER CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT INFRONT OF US! Starr is in the ring breathing heavly, he is still trying to recatch his breath after what happened moments ago….
DP: EMT’s are running to the ring to check on Starr….. They are check his breathing is normal. If the EMT’s see an irregular breathing pattern in StarrStan, this match will not continue. The EMT’s are doing tests on Starr and the clock is still ticking…
ETR: This is giving Jaywalker time to recover.. Jay is using our announce table to get up… Jaywalker is up and is walking towards the ring..
DP: Jay is back in this match and the EMT’s are still checking on StarrStan. Jaywalker is looking under the ring… And Jay pulls out a steal chair…
ETR: Jaywalker is back in the ring and assualts the EMT’s with chairs…. I Can’t believe this… JAY IS NOW REPEATEDLY HITTING STARRSTAN WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!!! JAY DROPS THE CHAIR AND GRABS STARR’S LEGS!!!!
DP: JAY TURNS STARR AROUND AND LOCKS IN THE MAPLE LEAF! STARR IS LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING MOTIONLESS!!!! THE REFEREE GRABS STARR’S ARM!!!!
ETR: He drops it, and it hits the mat. That’s ONE!!!! The Referee does it a second time… That’s TWO!!!! There is no way Starr is going to stop the third time.. The Referee Drops Starr’s arm again… AND IT CONNECTS A THIRD TIME!!!! THAT’S A FALL FOR JAYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Jaywalker has scored a fall! The score of the match is now tied at one!!!!
DP: The Score is now tied at one…. 13 minutes and 39 seconds remain in this matchup!!! The Referee forces Jaywalker to break the hold and wait in his corner! The Referee is checking if Starr Stan is okay again. We need may more EMTs for Starr Stan.
ETR: We need more EMTs for the EMTs still in the ring that Jaywalker assaulted. Jaywalker picks up the chair… Starr Stan might not even be conscious… I hope Jay isn’t thinking of attacking Starr…
DP: Wit Jay is unfolding the chair and takes a seat.. Well I guess while the referee is checking on Starr, Jay is going to take a rest and let the clock wind down…. Well The Referee is waving for more EMTs and they are running down…
ETR: While all this is going down Jaywalker is relacing his boots. Jaywalker isn’t even taking this match serious anymore.. He strangled StarrStan with an extension cord and has had an easy night since then.
DP: The EMTs are helping Starr up… STARR PUSHES ALL THE EMTS AWAY… JAYWALKER SEES THIS AND CHARGES AT STARR WITH THE CHAIR….. STARR DUCKS AND JAY HITS THE TOP ROPE WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!!! THE CHAIR BOUNCES BACK IN JAY’S FACE!!
ETR: Starr grabs Jay and lifts him up and connects…. THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!! One thing that I learned here while working in Extreme Answers Wrestling is to never count StarrStan out of a match. Starr is using the ropes to get up and makes it to his feet before Jay does…
DP: Starr grabs Jay and connects a German suplex. Starr doesn’t let go and is going for a second German Suplex… and It Connects!!!!!! Can Starr connect the third?!?!?!?! Starr goes for the thrid German Suplex… and Jay holds onto the ropes…. Starr pulls Jay away from the ropes… and connects the third German Suplex…. Just like that StarrStan is now in control of the match. Starr Pulls down the straps… You know what that means…. StarrStan is fired up…. STARR’s FACE IS BRIGHT RED AND HE LOCKS JAY IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Jaywalker is in the center of the ring with no where to go… Jaywalker is refusing to tap out…. Jay is slowly making his way towards the ropes… But Starr drags Jay back to the center of the ring. Jaywalker still refuses to tap… Jay some where finds a burst of engery and uses his free leg to bust himself to the bottom ropes… Jaywalker is holding on to the bottom rope… Starr Stan breaks the hold and grabs the steal chair!!!! AND CONNECTS A CHAIR SHOT TO JAYWALKER’s SKULL!!!!!
DP: Starr is now climbing up the top rope…. Jaywalker is down motionless in the center of the ring.. Starr dives off and goes for the STARRSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: BUT JAYWALKER ROLLS OUT THE WAY!!!! STARR CRASHES DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Starr is holding his Knee in pain…. I think Starr landed on his knee cap when he landed after the moonsault… Jaywalker is up to his feet and notices Starr holding his knee… Jay runs over to Starr and picks him up… Jay connects a kick to Starrs knee and grabs him and goes for the VERACITY…. AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!
ETR: Now Jaywalker is stomping all over Starr and is focusing on the injured knee… Jay calls this startegy of attack Jaywalking.. Jay made sure he did enough damage to Starr’s injured knee and locks in the Maple Leaf!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: Starr is in the center of the ring… There is no way Starr is getting out of this… and StarrStan taps out!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Jaywalker has scored a fall… He now leads the matchup Two falls to One fall….
DP: Jaywalker is now in the lead with just about 4 minutes remaining… Starr probally can’t even stand after the injury to his knee. All Jay has to do is make sure that Starr doesn’t get a hold of his ankle and this match is basically over.
ETR: Jaywalker is using a very smart startegy right now… he is staying away from an injured Starr. This is allowing the clock to run down. Starr is using the ropes to get up… Starr is now up to his feet!!!!! But Jay runs towards him and clips the back of his knee.
DP: Jaywalker is again letting the clock run down… only 2 minutes and 25 seconds remain in the ultimate submission match! Starr is using the turnbuckle to get up. Starr exposes the turnbuckle but Jaywalker does not notice…. Jay charges toward Starr and goes for a body splash…… BUT STARR MOVES AND JAY CONNECTS FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Jaywalker is busted open!!!!!! Starr is stalking Jay… and Picks Jay up and connects another OLYMPIC SLAM!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND ONLY 1 MINUTE AND 20 SECONDS REMAIN IN THE ULTIMATE SUBMISSION MATCH!!!!!!!!!
DP: BOTH STARR AND JAY ARE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING MOTIONLESS…. Starr is now slowly getting up…. Only a minute remains in the match… Starr needs to hurry up, before he loses this match. Starr is now up and is limping over to Jay… STARR DRAGS JAY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Starr only has 30 seconds to make Jaywalker tapout… and Jay has to stay in the ankle lock with out tapping….. Jay is crawling towards the rope… and is just inches away.. Jay has a finger tip on the rope and Starr drags back to the center of the ring!!!!!
DP: TEN SECONDS REMAIN WILL JAY TAP!!!! Jay is heading towards the rope… and The clock reaches 5……. 4………….3………….. STARR DRAGS JAY BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING 2…. and 1……
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: AND JAY TAPS!!!! did he tap before or after The Bell?!?!?!? The referee is now talking to our Ring Announcer….
Ring Announcer: The referee has decided the winner of the Ultimate Submission Match is… JAAAAAAYWAAAALKEEEER!!!!!!!!!! ..
( Crowd Boo’s massively as Starr lets go of the ankle lock, and Jaywalker rolls out of the ring ) …
( Jaywalker’s music plays as he is handed his robe and crawls towards the ramp )
Deadprez: Well ill be damned! Starr was literally a SPLIT SECOND away from winning this match! I’ll-be-damned!
ETR: This was quite the competitive matchup to say the absolute least, and Jaywalker escaped this with the win by the skin of his teeth!
Deadprez: WAIT A SECOND, ETR! STARR IS STARING AT JAY, WHO IS ON THE RAMP AND ISN’T EVEN ON HIS FEET YET! And Starr IMMEDIATELY rolls out of the ring!!! And is headed towards the grounded Jaywalker!!!
ETR: CONTROL YOURSELF STARR!!! Starr is outside of the ring as Jay is defenseless right now, he CANNOT stand on his own two feet! And so Starr looking at this seems to be… showing a hint of… compassion! And Starr rolls back into the ring and lets Jaywalker escape off of the side of the ramp, as Starr is asking for a mic!
( Starr is handed a microphone )
Starr: Man… I expected more, man…
Starr: I expected more out of myself… You… you could call this win from Jay whatever you want it, a fluke, unfair… but he won. Because I slipped up…. I just.. don’t know whats the point anymore. What’s the point of fighting if… if im still stuck in this box. Still trapped in this cage. I have to… I PROMISE, I WILL BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN… I’m going to do what I was destined to do. And that isn’t picking up a couple of world titles just to drop them even quicker… its to show EVERYONE, WHY I AM THE BEST! This is gonna be a testament of the same Starr channel on the same Starr show… but you’re going to see a VERY.. different message….
Starr: I will do better…
( Starr drops the mic, and heads to the back with an applause from the fans ) ..
( Camera fades backstage to Kevin Devastation, sitting in his lockerroom gazing into the ground as Crowd Erupts into Boo’s at the sight of him ) …
Kevin Devastation: I… am ready… I am a God… I am a GOD…. I, AM, A, GOD. There’s nothing that can stop me anymore…. I’ve given everything just to be here…. I —
( Kevin Devastation is interrupted by his cellphone ringing, as he answers )
Kevin Devastation: Hello??
Man: Yeah dude, listen its me, Jack…
Kevin Devastation: Jack… my cousin? Hey whats-up, called to wish me good luck?
Man: Dude I cant… listen, your mom’s in the hospital… she had this bad run-in with a diesel truck and shes in REALLY bad shape….
Kevin Devastation: This.. this isn’t some joke, right??? This CAN’T be happening..
Man: I wish it wasnt… shes been muttering your name all day, she really wants to see you dude… But I know you have your big Pain for
Pride Main Event and all…
Kevin Devastation: Alright I…. I can’t believe this…but I’m on my way….
Man: You are?
Kevin Devastation: Yeah, tell mom that i’ll be on on my way…… AFTER I celebrate my EAW Championship Victory…. ( Kevin Devastation shuts his cellphone, and sits back relaxed ) …
( Recap on the feud between Robbie V and the Heart Break Boy is aired ) …
( Robbie V’s music plays as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction and he marches straight down the ramp towards the ring and pryo explodes around him )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This following contest is scheduled for onefall!.. Approaching the ring, from LAS VEGAS, NEVADA!!…. WEIGHING 237 POOOOUUNDSS!!!! HE IS THE KING OF EXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!! THE OMG!!…… ROOOOOOOOOOOOBBBIEEE..……………….. VVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: The number of exclamation marks says it all folks! This is an absolutely HUGE match for Robbie V!
DP: That’s a look of confidence, a look of determination on Robbie’s face, if ever I saw one! He’s absolutely prepared to take the ultimate revenge on his rival, here at the Spectacle of Spectacles, Pain for Pride!
( There’s a huge pyro explosion from the entrance ramp as a massive golden billboard unfurls from the rafters which shows HBB doing his signature pose )
( HBB’s music plays as he walks out to the entrance ramp and drops to his knees, doing the same pose as is shown in the billboard behind him, and fireworks explode around the arena )
Announcer: And the opponent!! FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS!! WEIGHING 226 POOOUUUUUUUNDSSSSS!!!!! THE SHOWSTOPPER!!! THE EAW HALL OF FAMER!!! THE HEEEEEARTTTTT!!!! BREEEEEAAAAK!!!! BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: Wow!! HBB is making his presence in the arena be noticed by every single one of the screaming fans! And nobody in this sold-out arena can take their eyes off that gigantic, majestic golden banner behind him!
ETR: Well, you’re wrong there, there’s one man who doesn’t give a damn how HBB introduces himself, that’s Robbie V! He’s certainly not impressed, he’s here to fight and that’s what HBB is gonna have to do too!
DP: But you gotta admit to the beauty of this entrance, I’ve never seen anything like this!
ETR: Sure, but you know what else would be beautiful? A classic wrestling match worthy of this event! And I think we just might get one…
( HBB steps into the ring as his music stops and the billboard rises up and out of sight )
DP: Things are about to get serious, as the two men stand face to face… staring into the depths of each other’s eyes, and it’s hard to believe but soon enough we’ll have a winner here! One man will take all the bragging rights, they’ll reach the all-time high of their career! And that’s no exaggeration! But the other one will fall to the low of all lows! Which way is it gonna go? WE’RE UNDER WAY!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: The two men circle each other in the ring with a mutual hatred in their eyes, and HBB looks to throw the first punch! Robbie dodges out of the way… HBB goes to punch again, Robbie dodges again! And Robbie backs away from HBB, and receives a few boos in response… But now Robbie jumps at HBB with a Spinning Heel Kick! And this time HBB dodges out of the way! And as Robbie gets up, HBB slaps him right in the chest! HBB throws a punch as Robbie falls into the turnbuckle, and HBB follows up with another slap to the chest! He steps onto the middle rope, and starts unleashing some quick-fire punches to the skull of Robbie! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… but Robbie slides under HBB’s legs and trips him, as HBB falls face-first into the turnbuckle! HBB turns around, and Robbie does a Roundhouse Kick! HBB jumps out of the way as Robbie’s leg gets caught on the top rope, HBB does a quick Schoolboy Roll-up!! 1..…..……… 2……….. but Robbie escapes from the pinning predicament!
DP: Robbie takes HBB off guard with a quick Elbow to the face, and he bounces off the ropes, running at HBB with a Forearm Smash! HBB falls down, and there’s a Spinning Legdrop by Robbie… it connects! HBB is down, Robbie throws himself against the ropes and does a Cartwheel, following it up with a Standing Moonsault!! HBB GETS THE KNEES UP TO BLOCK IT!! Robbie screams in pain as HBB quickly recovers and rolls Robbie over for the pin! 1…..…………….. 2…..….. Robbie gets a shoulder up! But HBB goes straight to work here, dragging Robbie into the corner of the ring and hanging him upside-down from the turnbuckle! And HBB stamps at Robbie’s back and head, RELENTLESSLY! REPEATEDLY! CONTINUOUSLY! Stomping a mudhole in Robbie!! Robbie is hanging in the balance, his chances at winning this match are hanging in the balance! Because he’s stuck and HBB’s been stomping at him for a whole minute now!
ETR: Robbie clutches his head but his feet are still tied up and he hangs there upside down, the blood rushing to his head! But HBB slides out of the ring and walks over to near our announcing table, grabbing a spare chair and folding it up… that’s pure steel, ladies and gentlemen, and I don’t think we’ll have to wait long to see just what HBB’s intentions are here! HBB gets back into the ring, with the steel chair in hand, and Robbie is hanging helplessly from the turnbuckle…
DP: But Robbie has untangled himself from his dangerous position and somehow is back on his feet… AND ROBBIE HITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON HBB DRIVING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE!!! A momentum shifter! A game changer! A huge moment in this Pain for Pride Grudge match!
ETR: HBB has fallen flat on his back, and Robbie drops the Steel Chair down on top of his mid-section, before bouncing against the ropes… Robbie does a Cartwheel into a Standing Senton! DRIVING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HBB’S GUT!!! AND PUTTING HIS OWN BODY AT RISK!! BUT ROBBIE HAS THE PIN! 1……..………… 2..…..………. SHOULDER UP BY HBB!
DP: Robbie’s definitely hurt his back too, but he made that sacrifice thinking it would be enough to get a 3-count on HBB! And it wasn’t! Now Robbie is struggling to get to his feet while HBB lays on the mat, Robbie gets up and does a quick Legdrop to the face! Robbie considers going for a pin but instead gets up and rips the protective covering off from a turnbuckle, and grabs HBB by the legs… oh look at this! ROBBIE LIFTS HBB UP BY HIS LEGS AND CATAPULTS HIM INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!
ETR: HBB just falls down and Robbie grabs him around the throat, firing some rapid right and left fists to the skull! HBB’s been busted open, and Robbie’s seized control of this matchup here at Pain for Pride! Robbie drags HBB under the ropes and out of the ring, and what the hell is Robbie up to? He walks up to the ring announcer, forcing him to stand up and grabbing him by his belt… he rips his belt off and leaves the ring announcer confused and shocked.. but Robbie’s got a leather belt in his hands, and HBB is at his mercy!
DP: AND ROBBIE WRAPS THE BELT AROUND HBB’S THROAT!! CHOKING HIM OUT! CHOKING HIM OUT HERE!!!
ETR: HBB IS SPLUTTERING! STRUGGLING DESPERATELY FOR BREATH! BUT ROBBIE IS DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE WIN!
DP: Even though this is Extreme Rules, the ref is trying to stop Robbie from putting HBB’s career… his LIFE! at Risk! And Robbie finally stops choking HBB out, but the damage is surely done already! HBB’s eyes are shut, who knows if he’s breathing!? And Robbie picks him up, lifting him right onto his shoulders! Robbie is displaying his tremendous upper body strength here, AS HE DROPS HBB FACE FIRST ONTO THE RING STEPS!!!!
ETR: Damn! HBB might just live to regret that grandiose introduction he gave himself into this match, because things are NOT looking up for him! NOT looking good! He’s motionless, lying face-down here at ringside, Robbie takes a moment to recover before dropping down onto HBB’s body! Turning him onto his back! HOOKING THE LEG!! 1…..…………………. 2…………………….. BUT HBB REACHES A SHOULDER UP ON THE COUNT OF THREE!
DP: HBB was choked near to death with that belt, and took a horrible fall right onto those Ring Steps, but he’s got life left in him! Deep down something remains in the Showstopper, in the Hall of Famer! And Robbie didn’t expect that!
ETR: But whatever HBB’s got left, I’m sure Robbie’s got tenfold! He picks HBB up and leans him against the Crowd Barricade, before climbing up on top of it himself! Robbie does his signature thumbs-to-shoulder taunt, as half of the crowd joins in screaming ‘ROB! BIE! V!!’, and the other half Boos!
DP: But whether they boo or not, Robbie’s in control! AND ROBBIE RUNS ALONG THE BARRICADE TOWARDS HBB! BUT HBB IS STANDING AND SHOULDER TACKLES ROBBIE INTO THE CROWD!!!
ETR: So much for Robbie being in control Deadprez! HBB and Robbie V lay in a pile among the EAW Fans, who were fortunate enough to get front row seats for the biggest E-fed event in the universe!
DP: Minutes go by as several Referees check up on both of the contestants, they both look seriously hurt but the Refs are content to let the matchup go on! And eventually HBB and Robbie are finding their way to their feet, now they’re exchanging some slow punches in the crowd area! The nearby fans are loving this!! But Robbie knees HBB in the mid-section… Robbie drags HBB out of the crowd and back to the ringside area, tossing him into the Ring Steps! Robbie takes a moment to recover here, he knows that he’s thrown everything at HBB but it’s not been enough to end this match! What can he muster from within him to put him away? Or can HBB recover?
ETR: Robbie leans on his knees as he recuperates, but hang on! HBB is getting to his feet behind him, Robbie ought to turn around! HBB quickly slides into the ring, gets up and runs towards the other side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and sprints back across the ring! ROBBIE IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS! AS HBB LAUNCHES OVER THE ROPES AND TAKES DOWN ROBBIE WITH A FLYING BULLDOG!! AS ROBBIE’S FACE IS CRUSHED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
DP: What was Robbie thinking? Taking his eyes off the task at hand, taking his eyes off HBB, a man we all know can surprise the most aware of all E-fedders! He had to take a second to recover, he was exhausted, but still! Robbie can only have himself to blame for this!
ETR: Robbie is bleeding from above the lip here, but he’ll be lucky if he doesn’t have a broken nose! No joke! Robbie is lying flat on his back at ringside, and HBB is up! Go for the pin HBB!
DP: But HBB’s got something else in his mind.. what the! HBB leaps up onto our announcing table.. hey! Watch it! AND HBB! HBB WITH A MOONSAULT LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF ROBBIE V!!!
ETR: HE LANDS IN A PERFECT PINFALL POSITION! 1……………….. 2……………….. 3! NO!!! ROBBIE REACHED A SHOULDER UP! THE REF SAID HE DID IT BEFORE THE 3-COUNT WAS COMPLETE! BUT HBB IS LIVID! FURIOUS WITH THE REFEREE!
DP: You can’t really blame him, that was such a close call and it could’ve gone either way! ( Replay shown ) But HBB is getting straight back to work here, throwing Robbie back into the ring… and HBB slides into the ring himself, picking up the Steel Chair that was used earlier in the match… and the use of that weapon could bring a definite conclusion to this Brutal match! HBB is waiting…. stalking his prey, as Robbie struggles to find his feet… but Robbie has NO idea of what awaits him when he finally… finally stands, but… HE’S UP! HE TURNS ROUND! AND HBB RUNS AT HIM, HE CLOCKS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF ROBBIE V!!! MY GOD THE CARNAGE!!!!
ETR: ROBBIE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY LAID OUT BY THAT CHAIRSHOT!
DP: There’s a sick smile on HBB’s face as he drops the Steel Chair down to the mat, and leans against the ropes in the corner! Robbie is a bloody mess, and both men wear crimson masks! But HBB is in control as he stamps his foot against the mat! TUNING UP THE BAND! Much to the delight of the many HBB fans in this arena!
ETR: Robbie is once again in that same position, trying to get up with HBB waiting for him with what could be a devastating attacking maneuver! THIS IS THE END! AS ROBBIE STANDS UP AND HBB NAILS THE SUPERKICK! SWWWEEEEEET CHIN MUUUUSIC!!!!!!!!!!
DP: BUT ROBBIE CLUBS HBB BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH A LOW BLOW BEFORE THE SUPERKICK CAN CONNECT!
ETR: Every person with male genitalia in this arena feels the pain HBB is feeling right now! But Robbie V has saved himself from a certain doom with that Low Blow, and HBB struggles to stay on his feet through the sheer agony he’s facing right now!
DP: But HBB remains on his feet… Robbie looks deep into his eyes.. Robbie rips his glove off his right hand.. AND ROBBIE THUMPS HBB IN THE JAW WITH HIS BARE FIST!!!!! A KNOCKOUT BLOW!!! A TACTIC OF LAST RESORT!!!
ETR: THE CROWD ARE SILENCED! SILENCED! AND ROBBIE V IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, WITH HBB MOTIONLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
DP: ROBBIE IS MOVING SLOWLY BUT HE’S AT THE TOP ROPE! AS HE LOOKS AT THE PFP LOGO ABOVE HIM! HE LEAPS AND SOARS THROUGH THE AIR!!! FIVE STAR FROOOOGSPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: BUT OH MY SWEET JESUS!! HBB IS UP AND SUPERKICKS ROBBIE!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!
DP: HBB CAUGHT ROBBIE IN MID-AIR WITH SOMETHING HE NEVER!!! NEVER!!! NEVER EVER SAW COMING!!! THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!
ETR: AND HBB FALLS DOWN ON HIS BACK, ON TOP OF ROBBIE! 1..…..…………….. 2..…..…………….. 33333333!!!! THE THREE! HBB WINS! HBB BEATS ROBBIE! IT’S HBB’S NIGHT!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( HBB’s music plays as both men lay on the mat )
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!…..… THE HEEEEEEEEEART!!! BREEEEEEAAAK!!! BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: MY GOD! What an INCREDIBLE, AMAZING! – AWE-INSPIRING! – SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBB! To win this match! To overcome Robbie V at Pain for Pride 3!
DP: HBB is in absolutely NO condition to celebrate a victory! But the victory is his, the night is his! As HBB is eventually helped up by the Ref, who raises his arm into the air! And the crowd is jubilant for the Showstopper!
( HBB’s golden billboard poster unravels again in front of the entrance ramp and golden pyro rains down in front of it )
ETR: What a match! What a match… but HBB deserves this! He withstood ALL that – oh hang on, wait a minute! ( HBB’s music halts )
DP: Robbie is trying to get to his feet, HBB notices and look at this! HBB grabs Robbie by the shoulder and helps him to his feet!:O
ETR: Robbie staggers for a moment, before regaining his senses and staring straight at HBB! And HBB stares back! And Robbie looks… well, he looks almost apologetic! AND ROBBIE EXTENDS AN ARM TOWARDS HBB!!
DP: Robbie wants the Handshake with HBB! And HBB is contemplating, considering what to do! What the hell would you do in his position?
ETR: But HBB agrees to the Handshake! HBB and Robbie V shake hands in the middle of the ring, this is no trick! Robbie is genuine! And the Fans give them a round of applause for their sportsmanship, I’m joining in! (clap)
DP: Robbie nods his head and mouths the words ‘Thank you’, before walking past HBB and stepping out of the ring…
( HBB’s music resumes as HBB looks slightly confused as well as pleased, and Robbie limps up the entrance ramp without looking back )
ETR: Wow… it looks like Robbie wanted to apologise, and he has done! He’s realised he’s the one who started this conflict, and realised he had to end it..
DP: And although the two men end the night on less hostile terms, here at Pain for Pride the Heart Break Boy has claimed the win! And who knows what that means now…
(Highlights of the rivalry between Speedy and HRDO are played)
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer as Speedy’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall! And it is for the EAW INTERBRANNNNNDDDDD CHAMMMMMMPIONNNSHIPPPPP!!! Entering first is the challenger from London, England.. weighing in tonight at 248 pounds… SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: We’re back at ringside.. and it’s now time for the Interbrand Championship match! We’ve seen many great matches throughout the night, because after all, this IS the PINNACLE of E-feds.. the highest and most honorary event the E-federation world has ever seen! Speedy is making his way down the ramp and slides into the ring.. He’s been itching to get a shot at HRDO and his Interbrand Championship for a while now.. so much so, that he even went to Vice President, Jaywalker and “entertained” him to get an Interbrand Championship match in manners that I don’t believe anyone would want to re-live.
(A huge red explosion goes off on the stage and HRDO’s music plays as he emerges from the flames)
Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 284 pounds.. He is.. the EAW INTERRRRBRAND CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNN….. HRDOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HYC: Now this guy is the definition of freak.. He’s been tearing his competition to shreds for YEARS now.. An EAW Hall of Famer.. and a guy who is not nearly done in his career. Ever since his re-emergence to EAW, he’s been quickly climbing his way back to the position he was in during his prime, and possibly even FURTHER than that! He’s big, he’s angry, he’s determined.. and he’s the Interbrand Champion.. and he’s not expecting that fact to change anytime soon…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This match is officially underway.. Speedy and HRDO circle each other in the ring.. and lock up! HRDO immediately capitalizes on his power advantage, as he drives Speedy backward into the turnbuckles! He sends repeated kicks to Speedy’s gut.. HRDO attempts to Irish whip Speedy across the ring to the opposite corner.. But Speedy swings around and counters with a Reverse Irish whip! HRDO lumbers into the corner, but catches himself as he jumps up to the second rope!! HRDO leaps backward.. and connects with a Diving Back Elbow onto Speedy!
HYC: Nice aerial move from the big man as he hooks the leg of Speedy after that big elbow for the first pin attempt of the matchup! Here’s the count! ONE! TWO! But Speedy kicks out just as the referee reaches a 2-count! HRDO brings Speedy to his feet and hammers a right hand into his jaw.. but Speedy is fighting back, sending a combination of punches at HRDO! These two are trading blows! With HRDO hammering in STRONG fists, I’m not sure how long Speedy can stay toe-to-toe with this man! But Speedy brings a knee into HRDO’s gut.. and pulls him into a headlock! HRDO pushes Speedy off of him and sends him off the ropes! Speedy rebounds back and HRDO downs him with a Shoulder Block!
Stew-O: Speedy gets up quickly.. and sees HRDO looming over him! He retreats to the ropes as he bounces off of them once again as HRDO goes for a clothesline! Speedy ducks under it, and goes off the ropes on the other side as he rebounds and goes for a Lou Thesz Press! But HRDO catches him in midair! HRDO plants Speedy with a big Belly To Belly Suplex! Speedy pulls himself back to his feet.. and HRDO charges at him, but Speedy ducks down and flips HRDO over the top rope as he lands on the apron!
HYC: Speedy sees the opportunity, as he goes off the ropes and heads toward HRDO who is standing out on the apron! But HRDO SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HITS SPEEDY WITH A SLINGSHOT SHOULDER BLOCK! HRDO jumps up.. and nails a Knee Drop into Speedy’s sternum! He hooks the leg for the pin!
ONE! TWO! But Speedy’s leg is tangled up in the ropes!
HYC: HRDO lifts Speedy back up to his feet… and connects with a Forearm Club as Speedy stumbles toward the ropes.. He charges at Speedy, and hits him with a clothesline that sends Speedy over the top rope and down to the floor! HRDO sees Speedy out on the floor.. as he heads off the ropes.. and JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HE HITS SPEEDY WITH A BIG DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AS BOTH MEN ARE NOW DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Amazing! HRDO who is nearly 300 pounds just connected a huge Suicide Dive over the top rope! He’s getting up to his feet out here at ringside.. He rolls Speedy back into the ring.. and climbs up to the top turnbuckle! HRDO JUMPS AS SPEEDY GETS TO HIS FEET! AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!! HRDO HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE! TWO! But Speedy manages to kick out at 2!
HYC: HRDO lifts Speedy to his feet.. and brings him over to the corner. He hammers in a few punces.. and whips Speedy across the ring into the opposite corner.. and HRDO charges! Speedy dodges out of HRDO’s way.. and as HRDO turns around, he swings a clothesline! HRDO ducks under it, and pulls Speedy into a big suplex! A Releasing German Suplex! HRDO backs off the ropes as Speedy gets to his feet… and SPEEDY COUNTERS WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!
Stew-O: Speedy snapped the big man over! Speedy pushes HRDO through the ropes and leads him out to the apron… HRDO is standing on the apron.. and Speedy SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE… DROPKICK!! DROPKICK TO HRDO WHO WAS STANDING ON THE APRON!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! HRDO falls, but stays on the apron as Speedy exits the ring on the other side.. and brings in a Steel Chair!
HYC: Speedy takes the chair and jabs it into HRDO’s gut! HRDO is knocked off balance as he rests up against the ropes… And Speedy takes the chair and runs it all the way up the ramp! What’s he thinking?! HRDO is on the ropes… and SPEEDY CHARGES DOWN THE RAMP!!! SPEEDY JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND CONNECTS AN ENZUIGIRI, KICKING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HRDO’S FACE!!!
Stew-O: Wow! HRDO went down like a giant Redwood tree! Speedy dumps HRDO back into the ring… And Speedy climbs to the top rope as HRDO is rising to his feet! Speedy JUMPS AT HRDO AND CONNECTS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! RIGHT INTO THE HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES OF HRDO! Speedy is taking over control! Speedy hooks the leg on HRDO for the pin!
ONE! TWO! But HRDO is able to kick out!
HYC: HRDO is still sticking with us.. as Speedy lifts him back up to his feet.. He rams a forearm into his skull.. and backs off the ropes! Speedy bounces off and back at HRDO.. but HRDO SCOOPS SPEEDY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND HRDO DUMPS SPEEDY OVER THE TOP ROPE.. AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! That could have been a desperation move from HRDO! Speedy is getting up on the outside.. and he grabs that Steel Chair as HRDO recuperates in the ring!
Stew-O: HRDO exits the ring on the other side.. and HE grabs a Steel Chair! HRDO goes after Speedy, as Speedy is going after HRDO and their Steel Chairs collide into each other! SPEEDY KNOCKS HRDO’S CHAIR OUT OF HIS HANDS!! AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HRDO leans over in pain.. as Speedy CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER HRDO’S SPINE! Speedy drops the chair.. and Irish whips HRDO into the barricade as he got to his knees! Speedy charges at HRDO! BUT HRDO DUCKS DOWN AND NAILS SPEEDY WITH A BACK BODY DROP, FLIPPING SPEEDY INTO THE CROWD!!
HYC: HRDO is smiling at what he’s just done.. as Speedy is struggling to get up amongst the sold out crowd.. HRDO climbs up to the apron.. and he’s leveling up Speedy in the crowd?! WHAT IS HRDO THINKING?! IS THE BIG MAN GONNA FLY INTO THE CROWD?!?! HRDO JUMPS!!!! A LEAP OF FAITH!!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE INTO THE CROWD! INTO SPEEDY! OH MY GOD HRDO WITH THE DECAPITATING DIVING CLOTHESLINE DIVING FROM THE RING APRON INTO THE CROWD AND ONTO SPEEDY!!
Stew-O: HRDO gets up quickly, pushing fans away from him as he grabs Speedy by the back of his neck and flips him over the barricade.. and back into the ring area.. Speedy is leaning against the ring apron.. as HRDO pushes him back into the ring! HRDO grabs Speedy… and PULLS HIM IN!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB FROM HRDO! HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF SPEEDY!
ONE! TWO! But Speedy is able to kick out!
HYC: After all that?! Speedy was able to evade defeat! HRDO grabs Speedy and wrenches him back up to his feet by the arm.. He scoops Speedy up.. and SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A HARD POWERSLAM!! POWERSLAM!!! HRDO EXITS THE RING!! AND HE’S GOING BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE?!?! HRDO LEAPS!! AND DROPS HIS HUGE LEG OVER THE THROAT OF SPEEDY! MASSIVE LEGDROP FROM THE TOP ROPE! HE TRIES HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF SPEEDY THIS TIME!! HERE’S THE COUNT!
ONE! TWO! Speedy rolls a shoulder up!
Stew-O: HRDO one of the chairs that were brought into this match a short while ago.. and as Speedy is getting up.. HRDO BASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER SPEEDY’S CRANIUM! AND AGAIN!! TWO CHAIR SHOTS AS SPEEDY FALLS… But he’s GETTING UP! HRDO winds up with the chair again! But Speedy counters with a kick to the gut this time! HRDO drops the chair.. and Speedy sends him off the ropes! Speedy goes for a running clothesline.. but HRDO slides under it!! And grabs the chair!! Speedy turns around.. AND ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!!
HYC: HRDO hooks the leg AGAIN!! FORGET ABOUT IT!! IT’S ALL OVER!!
ONE! TWO! BUT SPEEDY KICKS OUT!!!!!
HYC: WOW! HOW’D HE KICK OUT OF THAT ONE! AFTER ALL THOSE SHOTS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! SPEEDY BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR THIS MATCH.. AND HE REFUSES TO BE DEFEATED! HE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN! AND HRDO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!! HRDO DAMN NEAR DESTROYED THAT STEEL CHAIR ON THE SKULL OF SPEEDY!!!
Stew-O: HRDO lifts Speedy up again.. and pulls him in… With A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!! HRDO exits the ring after that.. and he pulls a TABLE OUT FROM THE CORNER OF OUR SET!! HE’S DRAGGING IT TOWARD THE RING.. AND SETS IT UP ON THE OUTSIDE! HRDO re-enters the ring as Speedy is getting up.. and HRDO SLAPS A HAND ACROSS THE THROAT OF SPEEDY!! HE’S GONNA CHOKESLAM HIM THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
HYC: HRDO LIFTS SPEEDY UP HIGH INTO THE AIR!! BUT SPEEDY KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!! HRDO DROPS SPEEDY!! Speedy goes off the ropes… but HRDO connects with a Big Boot as Speedy rebounds back! Speedy gets up rather quickly that time.. and HRDO is going for the Chokeslam again!! Wait! Speedy twists away.. and he’s bashing a few forearm smashes into HRDO’s jaw!
Stew-O: HRDO is leaned against the ropes.. as Speedy jumps up to the top rope!!! SPEEDY LEAPS AT HRDO AND HITS HIM WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! IT SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! HRDO IS SENT THROUGH THE TABLE!! Speedy exits the ring quickly.. and he’s trying to lift HRDO from the wreckage.. and get him back into the ring for the pin!
HYC: Speedy has HRDO up… and dumps him back onto the apron.. and into the ring! Speedy enters and goes to pin HRDO— BUT HRDO SITS UP!! HRDO SITS STRAIGHT UP BEFORE SPEEDY CAN PIN HIM!! IS THIS MAN IMMORTAL?!?! HE JUST WENT THROUGH A TABLE!! HRDO gets up.. and he sends a BIG BOOT AT SPEEDY!! But Speedy ducks under it.. and takes him down with a legsweep! He hooks the leg!
ONE! TWO! BUT HRDO KICKS OUT!!
Stew-O: Speedy is pondering over offensive tactics he can use against this monster HRDO.. as he grabs the steel chair.. and sets it up near the corner!! He drags HRDO up to his feet.. and over toward the corner.. as Speedy climbs to the top rope while in control of HRDO! BUT WAIT!!! HRDO REGAINS AWARENESS!! AND HE SLAPS A HAND ACROSS SPEEDY’S THROAT WHILE HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HRDO HITS THE CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM ON SPEEDY FROM THE TOP ROPE, INTO THE ALREADY DENTED STEEL CHAIR!!!
HYC: WHOA!! HRDO DROPS DOWN AND COVERS SPEEDY!! THIS IS FOR THE WIN!!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match.. and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… the INTERRRRBRAND CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN OF THE WORRRRRRRRLLLLLDDDD… HRDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: HRDO WINS!!! NEITHER OF THESE MEN GAVE UP!! NEITHER OF THESE MEN HAD MANY WEAK SPOTS IN THIS MATCH WHATSOEVER!! BUT HRDO IS THE ONE WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ONE SMALL GAP IN SPEEDY’S GAMEPLAN.. AND DESTROYS IT ALL WITH ONE, POWERFUL CHOKESLAM!!
(HRDO’s music hits as he exits the ring with his Interbrand Championship, not even looking back at the mess he left Speedy in)
HYC: What a match! Congrats to HRDO, he retains the belt man.. And Speedy did so much for this match.. but it was all for nothing it seems. HRDO with a triumphant victory to keep his hot streak alive since his comeback to Extreme Answerz Wrestling!
Stew-O: You can see Speedy’s back bleeding, that chair was already dented from being smashed over his skull repeatedly! Then he took a Chokeslam into it! These guys put on a great match.. but HRDO is just proving that EVERYTHING he’s saying is true. He’s back, and he’s BETTER than he ever was before!
( Camera switches to the Showdown Announce Table )
Deadprez: These matches, these contests have just been back-to-back INCREDIBLE!
ETR: This has been nothing-short of an INCREDIBLE show! EVERY match happened at its best! EVERYONE gave their all! Congratulations to HRDO for this victory, but man… this was just a mind-blowing night!
Deadprez: But we have some BIG, BIG stuff coming up! Because it is now time for Showdown’s MAIN EVENT FINALE of the evening! In a display between two friends who have nothing but respect for each other… this is like a polar opposite of the Bad Blood that’s inbetween the Dynasty Main Event!
ETR: But which type of relationship between your opponent will effect on the quality of your match??? We are headed into some BIG stuff, like you said Prez…
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall.. and is our MAINNNN EVENT OF THE EVENING! And it is for.. the WORLLDDDDDDDD HEAVYWEIGHTTTT CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPP!!!
(CM Banks music hits)
Deadprez: Welcome back to ringside.. and oh boy, it’s time for our main event! The headliner, the main attraction, the match that we’ve been waiting for all year long, it’s the World Heavyweight Championship match at Pain For Pride! And here is CM Banks… this man in recent weeks had the audacity to hold TRYOUT matches to determine who was “worthy” enough to face him here at the pinnacle of E-feds. Then after all that work he put EAW’s extremists through, he decided that none of them were good enough..
ETR: He said that the only place he can find a worthy competitor, is within the Generation Genesis! And I couldn’t agree with him more, Prez.. He made a great match… CM Banks going up against Y2Impact, on this stage! Remember, the Generation Genesis was created to raise the bar for EAW.. and this match they’re about to put on for us all… this is definitely raising the bar.
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Deadprez: Well you are the fanboy of all fanboys when it comes to the Generation Genesis, ETR.. so I’m sure you’re gonna love this one.. Here’s Impact.. whom Banks chose at the very end of Showdown last week, and since then, Impact has been determined to put up a great match against the leader of the Genesis.. and he’s looking to come away with the championship tonight.. This is supposed to be a friendly competition between two stable-mates.. over something that some extremists would KILL for.. It’ll be interesting to see just how this works out.
ETR: Let’s send it over to the Ring Announcer for the official introductions!
Ring Announcer: In the corner on my left, the CHALLENGER… from Seattle, Washington.. weighing in tonight at 226 pounds… Y-2-IMMMMMMPAAAAACCTTTTTT!!!!!
Ring Announcer: And to the corner on my right… hailing from New Jesey, and weighing in at 220 pounds… The WORRRRRLLLDDDD HEAVYWEIGHTTTT CHAMMMMMMPIONNNNNN… C-M-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: The atmosphere in the arena is just extraordinary to say the very least.. fans are packed up against the barriers with only enough room to stand! The arena is packed, and it’s completely made up with that Pain For Pride charm.. you can feel the magic environment, and this is the biggest match of the night ladies and gentlemen! We’re ready to begin!
Deadprez: The referee just called for the bell, as Banks and Impact shake hands and circle each other around the ring. And they tie up near the center of the ring! Banks wrenches Imp’s arm backward… but Impact comes back and counters with a Single Leg Takedown! Impact transitions himself to Banks’ upper body, and locks in a headlock as Banks lays on the mat… Banks being careful to keep at least one shoulder off the mat while in this headlock.. as he applies a headscissors on Impact, trying to counter!
ETR: Impact rolls through, grabbing Banks’ legs and somersaulting over for the early pin attempt!
ETR: One count only, as Banks springs back up to his feet and stands off with Impact! The crowd is behind neither of these men.. and every second they get the chance to boo them, they take the opportunity.. and Prez, I couldn’t disagree more.. these two are some of the best this industry has ever seen! Two Hall of Famers! Show some damn respect for these men..
Deadprez: Although they are very good competitors, their antics that comes along with their success is what turns a lot of people, including myself against them. Impact and Banks lock up in the ring once again as Impact quickly slaps on a side headlock on Banks.. while being held in the headlock, Banks backs Impact off the ropes and throws him off of him as Imp hits the ropes and rebounds back toward Banks! And Impact connects with a Shoulder Block! Banks is down, and Impact heads off the ropes again!
ETR: And Banks jumps up to his feet, he leapfrogs over Impact! Banks heads off the ropes now, and IMPACT leapfrogs over BANKS now! Banks sends a boot to the midsection, and Impact counters an Irish whip with a whip of his own, sending Banks into the corner and charges in behind him, but Banks springboards off the top rope, but lands on his feet as Impact is in the corner! Now IMPACT springboards off the top rope and CONNECTS with a Springboard Crossbody!
Deadprez: Banks and Impact both quickly get to their feet, as Banks charges but Impact counters with a quick legsweep! Impact jumps up and goes for a legdrop, but Banks rolls out of danger and gets back up! They stand off again! This is proving to be a very good match already.. they work well together in the ring as you can see… Banks knees Impact in the gut.. and pulls him in with a headlock. Impact whips Banks off of him as Banks hits the ropes, Imp drops down forcing Banks to step over him, and head off the ropes on the other side!
ETR: Impact LEAPS over Banks as he rebounds once again, and now IMPACT heads off the ropes, as BANKS tries to leap over Imp, but Imp catches Banks and connects with an Inverted Atomic Drop! Banks leans over in pain, as Impact hits the ropes once again, but Banks stands up and counters with a HUGE clothesline as Imp collapses to the canvas! Impact rolls under the bottom rope, and down to ringside here as he’s looking to take a breather and regain some lost stamina.. Imp is circling around the ring, signaling to the crowd that he is the next champion!
Deadprez: He jumps back up to the apron, and re-enters the ring as Banks is in there waiting for him! Banks grabs Imp, and pulls him into a European Uppercut and Impact is knocked off-balance as Banks Irish whips him off the ropes! Banks goes with a Split-Legged Dropdown, but Impact hits the ropes and rebounds as he jumps into the air and connects with a legdrop to the back of CM Banks’ head! Impact is dazed as he is seated in the ring, and Banks nails a Low Dropkick to his face! Both feet to the face of Imp, as he gets back up.. and BANKS CLOTHESLINE IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND IMP FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
ETR: He collides with the barricade on the way down! Banks exits the ring as Imp is slowly getting up on the outside.. Banks is standing on the apron, as he runs across and CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE SOMERSAULT SENTON INTO IMPACT ON THE OUTSIDE! CM Banks just HURLED himself at Impact! Banks sees Impact struggling to get to his feet.. and he flips over the ring apron.. CM Banks drags out a TABLE!! Banks sets up the table, but Impact gets up! Impact sends CM Banks back into the ring as the table is set up on the outside, but Banks quickly heads off the ropes just as Imp is about to slide into the ring behind him, and Banks sends him RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AS IMPACT WAS TRYING TO RE-ENTER THE RING!
Deadprez: And Impact not only HIT the barricade, he flew UP and OVER it and fell into the CROWD! Banks exits to the apron.. as Impact is pushing away fans, and he’s getting visibly angry as he tries to get himself back up amongst the crowd! Banks is on the apron.. as he SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HE HITS A SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT ON IMPACT INTO THE CROWD!!! OH MY GOD!! A springboard clearing the barricade and flying into the first row of the crowd!
ETR: Both men are struggling to get up amongst the psyched crowd.. but Banks fights his way back up to his feet, as he grabs Impact and flips him back over the barricade, and Imp rolls back into the ring! Banks follows a bit behind… and Impact connects with a Dropkick to the side of Banks’ head as he entered the ring! Impact gets up.. and he sends a stomp right into the back of CM Banks’ skull! Banks crawls to the ropes, and pulls himself to his feet. Impact turns him around and hits a few elbows to his jaw.. followed up by a kick to the midsection as Banks is a little woozy.. and Impact sprints to the ropes, and goes for a springboard off the top!!
Deadprez: BUT BANKS CONNECTS A DROPKICK AS IMPACT STOOD ON THE TOP ROPE! AND IT SENDS IMPACT FLYING OUT OF THE RING AS HE SMASHES HIS FACE ON THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! CM Banks follows Impact BACK out of the ring again! He grabs Imp out there, and sends a few right hands into his jaw… but Impact blocks a punch, and he sends CM Banks into the barricade with an Irish whip! Impact heads over toward Banks… and Imp jumps up onto the barricade as CM Banks is leaned over it! IMPACT RUNS ACROSS THE BARRICADE, AND DROPS A LEG OVER BANKS’ HEAD AS IT WAS LEANING OVER! AND IT FLIPS CM BANKS INTO THE CROWD!!! BIG LEGDROP FROM THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD FROM Y2IMPACT!!!
ETR: WHAT A MATCH! YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD CHANTING “EAW!!” AND THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU’LL FIND THIS KIND OF ACTION! THESE GUYS ARE IN THE CROWD FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT! THE RING CAN’T CONFINE THEM! Impact jumps back over the barricade, and Banks is feeling the pain, fatigue and the challenge that comes with main eventing Pain For Pride as we speak.. he’s amongst the crowd now and Imp is embracing the crowd’s boos… Banks is trying to get up in the crowd area… but Impact jumps back up onto the barricade! AND IMPACT DIVES INTO THE CROWD FROM THE BARRICADE!!! HE HITS CM BANKS WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY AS BOTH OF THEM TUMBLE BACK INTO THE SEA OF FANS!
Deadprez: CM Banks and Y2Impact pulling out their BEST STUFF for this match! Impact is trying to crawl through the crowd and get back to the ringside area, but Banks is in there, clutching his knee! If his knee is injured, it’ll be an easy opportunity for Impact to take advantage of, and possibly end this match earlier than expected! Banks is able to slowly climb back over the barricade, and re-enter the ringside area… but Impact is there as he sends a kick into his injured right knee! Now an elbow smash to the face of CM Banks! And he rolls him back into the ring…
ETR: Impact positions Banks in the ring, with his upper body under the bottom ropes, and his head laying out on the apron. Impact heads back over to the barricade, and balances himself up there! IMPACT LEAPS BACK TOWARD CM BANKS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEGDROP ACROSS BANKS’ THROAT FROM THE BARRICADE ONTO THE RING APRON! WHAT BALANCE! WHAT CREATIVITY! IMPACT IS FINDING WAYS TO DO A LOT OF DAMAGE TO CM BANKS! CM Banks rolls completely into the ring, and Impact slides in after him… Imp rolls Banks on his back and covers him for the pin!
Deadprez: But Banks kicks out! 2 count only for Impact with Banks kicking out, as he gets to his feet.. and hits Banks with a low dropkick to his spine as he was seated on the mat! Banks is trying to get to a standing base, but Impact sends a stomp to his back, and pulls him up by his hair! Impact lifts Banks into his arms, and drops him over his knee spine-first! Nice backbreaker! Imp quickly slides out of the ring here, what’s he doing?! Impact shoves the ring announcer out of their seat, and grabs the steel chair! Impact has a weapon! He slides into the ring, and he’s stalking CM Banks with that steel chair!
ETR: Impact drops the chair… and brings Banks into a Surfboard Submission tactic! And Impact drops to his back, pressing CM Banks up into the air with that Inverted Surfboard! He’s pressing on the quadriceps, the deltoids, the pectorals and hyper-extending the knees of CM Banks! Impact rolls backward, and pins Banks’ shoulders to the mat with the Surfboard still applied!
ONE! TWO! But Banks is able to get a shoulder up, and Impact brings him back into the air with the Inverted Surfboard!
Deadprez: AND IMPACT RELEASES BANKS FROM THE HOLD IN MID-AIR AS BANKS FALLS ONTO THE CHAIR THAT WAS PLANTED ON THE RING! HE CRASHED DOWN, HITTING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE STEEL CHAIR! THIS HAS TO BE IT! IMPACT DROPS DOWN TO GO FOR THE PIN ON CM BANKS! IT COULD BE OVER! WE COULD VERY WELL HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONE! TWO! But Banks kicks out AGAIN!
ETR: This is a crazy match, man.. Impact sends a kick to the side of CM Banks’ skull.. And lifts him to his feet! Imp presses Banks into the turnbuckles in the corner.. and Irish whips him across the ring into the opposite corner! Impact CHARGES at CM Banks in the corner! But Banks dodges Impact, and Imp catches himself, jumping up to the second rope! Banks SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR LAYING IN THE RING!! AND HE HOLDS IT FOR THE PIN!
ONE! TWO! But Impact is able to power out!
Deadprez: We were SPLIT SECONDS away from witnessing Banks retain his World Heavyweight Championship here at Pain For Pride! Banks drags the steel chair closer to Impact, and he’s pulling Imp back up to his feet.. He slams a Double Axe Handle into his spine, and he’s got him in position to hit a Piledriver, maybe a Powerbomb into the steel chair! But hold on! Impact is pushing CM Banks backward, and IMPACT HITS A BACKBODY DROP, FLIPPING CM BANKS INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! He lays over CM Banks for the pin!
ONE! TWO!! BUT CM BANKS KICKS OUT AGAIN!
ETR: But Banks bridges himself off the canvas, and lifts himself up to his feet! He hooks his arm around Impact’s head… but Impact counters AGAIN with an Inverted Atomic Drop! Imp brings in Banks, and he’s going for a Belly To Back Suplex! But Banks LANDS ON HIS FEET!! And he DROPS IMPACT WITH AN INVERTED DDT! AND IT WAS INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL WAS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH THE INVERTED DDT!
Deadprez: CM BANKS HOOKS THE LEGS OF IMPACT FOR THE PIN! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!
ONE! TWO! BUT IMPACT KICKS OUT NOW!! THESE MEN CANNOT PUT EACH OTHER AWAY!
Deadprez: Wow that was close! Impact rolls away from Banks, and he picks up that Steel Chair.. as he gets up and tries to STAB it into the abdomen of CM Banks! But Banks hits a KICK into the chair and the chair snaps back up into the face of Impact! Impact is knocked off-balance, but he comes back and SWINGS THE CHAIR AT THE SKULL OF BANKS!!! BUT BANKS CATCHES IT!! HE CATCHES THE CHAIR SHOT AND KICKS IMPACT IN THE GUT!! BUT IMPACT CATCHES THE KICK, AND SWINGS A WHEEL KICK TOWARD THE CHAIR!!
ETR: BANKS DUCKS UNDER IT!! IMPACT GOES FOR A LEGSWEEP NOW, BUT BANKS JUMPS OVER IT AND CONNECTS A LEGDROP ONTO THE CHAIR!! LEGDROP ONTO IMPACT, AND HE SMASHES HIS FACE INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! MULTIPLE COUNTERS THERE, AND IMPACT IS THE ONE WHO CAME UP SHORT IN THE END! THIS CROWD IS SO LOUD I CAN’T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!! AND BANKS HOOKS THE LEG OF IMP!!
ONE! TWO! BUT ANOTHER KICKOUT!! ANOTHER DAMNED KICKOUT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!
Deadprez: THIS MATCHUP JUST WON’T END! HOW DID IMPACT KICK OUT OF THAT?!?! CM Banks takes the chair.. and he exits out to the ring apron with it! He’s bringing it up to the top rope!! What does he have planned here?! BUT WAIT!! IMPACT SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND SPRINTS OVER TO THE CORNER!! HE’S SENDING MULTIPLE PUNCHES INTO BANKS’ SKULL! IMPACT CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH CM BANKS… BUT BANKS HITS A CHAIR SHOT ON IMPACT! CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! IMPACT DOESN’T FALL THOUGH, HE’S STILL UP THERE AS HE TAKES ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT!! BANKS GOES FOR A THIRD CHAIR SHOT!! BUT WAIT!! IMPACT HITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! AND BANKS FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE THAT WAS SET UP EARLIER IN THIS MATCHUP!!! OH MY GOD!!!
ETR: Banks falls through the table!! He set that up during the opening stages of the match, and it backfired BIG TIME! Impact is down in the ring! Banks is down on the outside! It’s ANYONES MATCHUP!! Impact exits to the outside of the ring.. and he is EXHAUSTED! He’s struggling to lift Banks! But he does, and he sends him back into the ring, perhaps to make an attempt at a pinfall! BANKS IS IN THE RING! IMPACT IS IN THE RING, AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF CM BANKS! I THINK WE’RE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION, PREZ!!
ONE! TWO! BUT WHAT IN THE HELL?!?! CM BANKS GOT HIS FOOT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! JESUS CHRIST! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!
Deadprez: This is the Clash of the Titans!! These two just REFUSE to go down! Y2Impact is SHOCKED that he couldn’t put away his friend, and stable-mate CM Banks right there. CM Banks is pulling at the ropes, trying to get to his feet.. as Impact takes him, and lifts him up into his arms!! Powerslam from Y2Impact! Impact grabs the Steel Chair that was laying in the ring.. and he drops it over CM Banks! Impact heads off the ropes.. and FLIPS IN MIDAIR!! HE’S GOING FOR THE LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT FROM IMPACT!! BUT CM BANKS GETS HIS KNEES UP AND IMPACT CRASHES INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! Now BANKS grabs the chair as Impact is down!
ETR: Impact gets to his knees, and he’s trying to snatch the chair away from Banks! Banks stabs the chair into Imp’s gut.. but Impact grabs the chair! CM Banks pulls Impact in, and Banks hits Impact with a Sunset Flip Pin!! Here’s the count!
ONE! TWO! But IMPACT SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO BANKS’ SKULL TO BREAK THE PIN!!
ETR: That chair shot RATTLED the BRAINS of CM Banks! And now BOTH men are struggling to get to their feet! But they’re fighting their way up! Impact is the first to his feet.. but Banks is up shortly after… Impact goes for a roll-up from behind on CM Banks! But Banks simply drops himself down with a Banzai Drop, and drops himself on Imp’s shoulders for the pin!
ONE! TWO!! But Impact counters and rolls Banks backward into a pin!
ONE! TWO! But Banks twists away, and hooks the legs of Impact for a pin!
ONE! TWO! But IMPACT flips Banks over and counters with ANOTHER pin!
ONE! TWO! And Banks sits up and presses Impact back against the canvas!
ONE! TWO! But Impact kicks out!! Wow!! A series of pin attempts from these guys, and they just kept fighting their ways out of them!
Deadprez: Impact swings a clothesline at CM Banks! But Banks ducks under it, and he connects a German Suplex! He holds it in with a bridge for the pin!!
ONE! TWO! But Impact kicks out!!
Deadprez: Both men slowly return to their feet.. and they lock up near the corner of the ring! Banks tosses Impact into the turnbuckles.. and hits a stomp into his abdomen! Banks goes to whip Impact across the ring into the opposite corner, but Impact counters and sends BANKS into the corner with a Reverse Irish Whip! Impact charges, but Banks ducks down and flips Impact over the top rope and onto the apron! Banks hits Impact with a Shoulder Thrust, and climbs back up to the top rope! Impact is sending a few punches into Banks from the apron… Banks is trying to fight back, throwing a few punches of his own… And Banks hooks his arm around Impact’s head.. and DIVES DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HITS A DDT ONTO IMPACT, INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
ETR: Impact’s NECK my be broken! Huge DDT from the turnbuckle.. and Impact is NOT moving! Banks isn’t moving much either! Banks slowly, SLOWLY gets up to his feet.. and he pulls Impact up to his feet.. and rolls him under the bottom rope, and back into the ring. This could be all she wrote as Banks re-enters the ring, and hooks the leg of Y2Impact for the pin!! Banks to retain!
ONE! TWO! BUT IMPACT KICKS OUT?!?!?! THESE MEN KEEP FINDING THE DRIVE, THE DETERMINATION TO KEEP ON GOING!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY’RE DOING THIS!
ETR: Banks gets to his knees, and then to his feet as he pulls Y2Impact into a front-headlock.. He’s going for a suplex, but Impact blocks it! And Impact goes for a suplex now! But CM Banks lands on his feet! Banks brings Imp into a Waist Lock… but Imp swings a few back elbow at Banks, and counters bringing Banks into a front-headlock of his own now! Banks tries to counter again, bringing Impact up into the air!! But Impact drives a knee into Banks’ face!!
Deadprez: And now takes him down with a big clothesline! Impact jumps up, and drops a legdrop on CM Banks after the big knee to the face! He hooks the leg of the champion!
ONE! TWO! But CM Banks kicks out!!
Deadprez: Impact looking to put away CM Banks.. as he lifts him back up.. and brings him into his arms as he hits a Powerslam on Banks! Impact sprints to the ropes.. and HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT!! IT’S CONNECTS ON CM BANKS!!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG, BANKS’ SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! AND HERE’S THE COUNT!!
ONE! TWO! BUT CM BANKS SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! THIS PERFORMANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN IS UNHUMAN!! THEY’RE IMMORTAL!!
ETR: Impact doesn’t know what else to do!! He drives a stomp into Banks’ head as he was trying to get up.. He grabs Banks and tosses him into the corner, and drives a few right hands to his jaw! Y2Impact and CM Banks are emptying their gas tanks, here at Pain For Pride 3! This match is taking a large toll on BOTH men as Impact whips Banks into the opposite corner.. and Banks jumps up to the second rope! Imp charges into the corner, but Banks hits a kick into Impact’s face! Banks brings Impact into a headlock from the second rope… and BANKS CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT FROM THE SECOND ROPE!
Deadprez: Both men are down again! Banks is trying to CRAWL over to Impact to make the cover! He gets there!
ONE! TWO! But Impact grabs the bottom rope!! Imp grabs the bottom rope, showing great ring awareness to keep this match going even further!
Deadprez: Banks and Impact pull themselves back up to their feet.. and Banks is sizing up Impact as he gets up.. and he goes off the ropes! Banks takes down Imp with a clothesline!! Impact gets up quickly.. as Banks sprints off the ropes once again.. and drops him with a Leg Lariat this time!! Impact is struggling to keep getting back up.. but he’s doing it again here.. and Banks kicks him in the gut! Banks brings Impact up ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!! BANKS IS LOOKING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT!! BUT WAIT!!! IMPACT PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF BANKS’ SHOULDERS AND ROLLS BANKS UP FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE! TWO!!! BUT BANKS BARELY KICKS OUT!!! HE BARELY ESCAPES DEFEAT!!!
ETR: Impact and Banks both rise to their feet and— CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!! BANKS’ FACE BURIED INTO IMPACT’S KNEES AS HE HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG OF CM BANKS FOR THE PIN!! THIS HAS TO BE IT RIGHT HERE!! NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP!!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: IMPACT WINS!!! NEW CHAMPION!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 3!!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDD…. YYYYYY-222222-IMMMMMMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THAT’S ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Y2IMPACT IS THE NEW CHAMPION AS HE DEFEATS HIS MENTOR, HIS LEADER AND HIS FRIEND CM BANKS IN A MATCH THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE GREATEST MATCHES E-FEDS HAVE EVER SEEN! BANKS AND IMPACT TRULY PUT ON A SHOW HERE!
ETR: These men BATTLED.. they fought hard through all of the struggle that they gave each other.. and now, FINALLY, we have a new World Heavyweight Champion after that match. And THAT, ladies and gentlemen is what we’re going to leave you with!! That match was the DEFINITION of PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! They fought through blood, sweat and tears.. and sacrificed their bodies in exchange for the World Heavyweight Championship.. the PRESTIGE, the HONOR.. and the PRIDE that comes with that belt will certainly shine on Y2Impact! Congrats are certainly in order for him!
( Camera fades to the Dynasty Announce Table, as both men are standing and clapping )
Stew-O: Nothing less than an INCREDIBLE performance!
Hey Yo Chico: Yeah, man! That was GREAT! Match of the Year Candidate off the BAT! We’ll be seeing this match LATER, thats for sure…
( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million standing in the interviewers room )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen… Extreme Enigma…
( Crowd Cheers as Extreme Enigma walks into the room, and Max hands him the microphone and leaves the camera )
Extreme Enigma: Thanks, Max…
Extreme Enigma: I just wanted to take the time out and… reflect. Infront of all of you… Im sure alot of you know about every struggle I’ve gone through… from being sick, from my quarrels with the Foundation early in my career to being the EAW Champion. I’ve realized that the EAW Championship is a bulls eye target painted on your ass. And as long as your champ, it doesn’t come off. Normally it’d be reason to relinquish my Championship without question… alot of people would do the same in this situation.
Extreme Enigma: And I… almost did. I thought the stage of Pain for Pride was too big for me, and then there was someone I looked at who isn’t afraid of the big stage. Believe it or not, its Cyclone. I’m sure even Kevin Devastation is nervous heading into the Pain for Pride Main Event, this is a dream come TRUE… but when I look at Cyclone, he makes me a better EAW Champion because he restores some sort of determination in me, that I had when I was in his exact position…
Extreme Enigma: Tonight is nothing short of a thriller. Nothing short of my best. It’s what I aspired to for my entire career… this day is the sort of dream that I would wake up from bed and say to myself, “Only by the Grace of God”… Well here I am… I know opinions on me are mixed… but tonight im doing this for people who are inches from accomplishing a dream… I’m fighting not for myself, for once in my life… I’m fighting for YOU. For EVERYONE who saw my story, whether they were touched by it or not… Tonight..
*Extreme Enigma turns to his left* ..
( Cyclone walks into the scene, standing face to face with Extreme Enigma smirking as the Crowd Cheers )
Extreme Enigma: Tonight….
*Extreme Enigma turns to his right* …
( Crowd Boo’s as Kevin Devastation walks into the scene )
Extreme Enigma: We…. no… I make history…
*Extreme Enigma raises his EAW Championship to the faces of Cyclone and Kevin Devastation, as he walks off from the camera* …
( Kevin Devastation and Cyclone are left in the room staring each other in the eye in silence, until Cyclone eventually walks off ) …
*Kevin Devastation grabs Cyclone by the shoulder from behind, and turns him around*
*Kevin Devastation extends his hand in disgust and grinds his teeth*
Kevin Devastation: Good luck….
*Cyclone accepts the handshake, tightens the grip, and as Kevin Devastation starts to turn around, Cyclone pulls in Kevin Devastation by the arm in tension*
Cyclone: Speak for yourself… ( Both men walk off their separate ways ) …
( The EAW Championship Chase involving Extreme Enigma for the last year recap plays ) …
( The Cyclone vs Kevin Devastation rivalry package plays as well, leading up to this night ) …
( Camera transitions to the commentators )
Stew-O: Well this is where we are… THIS match is the coup de grace of this entire rivalry, this entire feud…
Hey Yo Chico: The death blow, but for who? This is a 3 way matchup, theres only ONE MAN who can walk out on top! Though it was heated between Cyclone and Kevin Devastation, you can’t forget about the EAW Champion who could lose his title without even getting pinned!
Stew-O: Well without further adue….
( Suddenly, a MASSIVE bolt of lightning strikes the Stage, as every light in the arena dims to dark lights ) …
( Kevin Devastation’s Music Plays as the entire Arena erupts into Boo’s, as he walks out in a Heart-of-Darkness )
Hey Yo Chico: It’s Kevin Devastation! Going back to his ROOTS! It was one year ago, one year ago that Kevin Devastation was in La Secta Apocalypta! You’ve probably heard it before, he DREAMED of this day! He had VISIONS of this day flashing in his mind AS HE WAS BATTLING ROVIPER! Where Kevin Devastation would be Main Eventing Pain for Pride, he’d make it to the grand stage! And HERE HE IS!
( Kevin Devastation is handed a mic as he enters the ring, and his music continues playing )
Kevin Devastation: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!!! ..
( Every light in the arena brightens to the maximum white-hot lighting, as most people in the arena are blinded )
( The lights are back to normal, and Kevin Devastation is found on the top turnbuckle taunting to the crowd in his regular Attire )
Stew-O: Well Kevin Devastation is built! He has the biggest advantage in this ENTIRE match! He’s lean, his tall, hes built like a god! This is gonna be remarkable…
( Cyclone’s Music Plays as he comes out to the Stage with an Explosive Reaction )
Hey Yo Chico: These people are going NUTS!
Stew-O: Soldiers Field in Chicago, Illinois is on their feet for this young man! Cyclone has made it SO FAR! He is the classic story of blowing up quick, of following his HEART as soon as he has the opportunity! And though it was at Kevin Devastation’s expense, what a story it would be in the history-books that it would be if Cyclone could walk out of Pain for Pride World Champion! He’d be the YOUNGEST World Champion in history! And he knows as much as these fans know that he can DO IT!
Hey Yo Chico: You’re damn right, Stew! I can’t take the suspense, man! I can’t WAIT to see how it goes down!!!
( A Long Silence displays ) ….
( Airplane-sized Pyrotechnics shoot from the stadium into the Skies, as Crowd Erupts into Cheers and Ovation as Extreme Enigma’s Music Plays )
( Extreme Enigma comes out to the reception in excitement, carrying his EAW Championship )
Hey Yo Chico: Right now, he is THE MAN! We heard from Extreme Enigma earlier tonight, and he basically told the entire World that tonight… this Match is gonna be like no other! There will be no excuses! Anything goes, this is EAW! They are going to go ALL OUT in front of this sold out arena! Expect all three of these guys, ESPECIALLY Extreme Enigma to pour out his heart & soul for this! THIS is what they’ve wanted they’re whole entire life, man! THIS is what they were destined for since they were born! These three young faces with bold futures! …
( All three men face down in the middle of the ring, as the referee unstraps the EAW Championship from Enigma’s waist, and raises it into the air for the Crowd to see ) …
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this Main Event Match is scheduled for ONEFALL…. and is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, FOR THE E!!!! A!!!! WWWWWWWWWW CHAMPIOOONSHIP!!!
Announcer: Introducing the first challenger! He is the 2010 Grand Rampage winner!!! From TAMPA, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 228 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. CYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! … ( Crowd Cheers ) …
Announcer: The next challenger… *Crowd Starts Booing*…. from DETROIT, MICHIGAN…. STANDING IN AT 7 FEET TALL, AND WEIGHING IN AT 285 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN… DEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTATIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!! ( Crowd Boo’s )
Announcer: And FINALLY!!!! …. from JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. HE IS THE EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.. EXTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEE…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( The referee sets the EAW Championship on a Pedestal outside of the ring, and slides into the ring and orders the bell to be rung )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Hey Yo Chico: This is the moment… These three guys in a triangle, what happens next?? … These three guys are looking around… and BOTH CYCLONE AND EXTREME ENIGMA ARE TEAMING UP ON THE BIG MAN, KEVIN DEVASTATION! Both guys are pummeling him and ganging up on him with right hands and knee’s into the face and abdomin! As KD is backed in the corner! And Devastation is trapped, is getting hit, but KD with all he’s got SHOVES CYCLONE across the ring to the ground!!! And Kevin Devastation turns towards Extreme Enigma and throws right hands into Enigma’s skull, as Enigma tries fighting back! But its Devastation with the most power in this match, as Enigma is on one knee after 5 or 6 shots!
Stew-O: And Enigma delivers a brutal kick to the leg, buying himself some room, as Enigma delivers a baseball-slide into Devastations legs as KD lands on both of his knee’s hard! And from out of NOWHERE Cyclone is back up and KNOCKS DOWN Extreme Enigma with a clothesline! And Enigma gets back up as Cyclone backs Enigma into the ropes, whips him to the other side and as Enigma returns Cyclone connects a QUICK ENZIGURI into the side of the head! As Cyclone hooks both legs! 1!!!!!…………2!!!!!… but a kick out… and Kevin Devastation pulls Cyclone up to his feet… but Cyclone quickly knee’s Devastation in the stomach, and Cyclone delivers a HAND-SPRING enziguri!!! As Cyclone kicks STRAIGHT into the side of KD’s jaw!! And KD falls inbetween the ring-ropes to the outside of the ring!!! And as KD is trying to get up, Extreme Enigma in the ring quickly kicks Cyclone in the gut, and connects a SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER!!!
Hey Yo Chico: That was harsh!! Kevin Devastation is groggy and back to his feet holding his jaw… And Cyclone is trying to get himself on all four’s to get up, and as he does Extreme Enigma backs into the ropes, LEAPS onto Cyclone’s back AND SPRINGS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH THE LARIAT ON KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!!
Stew-O: NO! NO WAIT!!!! KEVIN CATCHES HIM!!!! KEVIN CATCHES HIM AND HAS HIM IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION!!! AND KEVIN TURNS TOWARDS THE BARRICADE AND HITS THE DIVINE INTERVENTION POWERBOMB!!! AS THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS CLEAR AND ENIGMA CRASHES INTO THOSE CHAIRS!!!
Hey Yo Chico: OH WOW!!! What a reversal!! But now Cyclone is back to his feet!!! He’s on the Ring Apron and Kevin Devastation doesn’t realize it until he turns around… and Cyclone LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS THE STANDING SENTON OFF OF THE APRON, SENDING DEVASTATION DOWN! And Cyclone is up with a head of steam! Cyclone takes a short moment to thing, as Extreme Enigma is stirring around in the crowd, but is in a world of pain! As Kevin Devastation is getting back up, and Cyclone grabs Kevin Devastation by the hair… and pulls him up and heads to our Announce Table, and BASHES Kevin Devastation facefirst into the hood of our table! OVER and OVER and OVER, with pent up rage and frustration! And as Cyclone lets go of KD…
Stew-O: Cyclone is heading over to the pedestal, where the EAW Championship is sitting! And Cyclone is… is picking up the EAW Championship and is staring DEAD into the gold! Cyclone is drooling over the shine, the leather, the EAW Championship and all it— WAIT A MINUTE!!! LOOK AT EXTREME ENIGMA, EXTREME ENIGMA IS CLIMBING ONTO THE BARRICADE AND IS NEAR OUR TABLE, AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS RUNNING ON THE BARRICADE AND LEAPS ONTO CYCLONE, WITH THE DIVING CLOTHESLINE SENDING BOTH MEN OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR INFRONT OF THE TABLE!!! Cyclone was just reminded who the EAW Champion is!!! And Kevin Devastation meanwhile rolls back into the ring with a Steel Chair! And now Devastation has the leverage factor, as Extreme Enigma gets up abit slowly, and rolls into the ring now…. but Kevin Devastation is up and is RIGHT THERE!!!
Hey Yo Chico: AND DEVASTATION GRABS EXTREME ENIGMA, AND RUNS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, WITH THE STEEL CHAIR EQUIPPED IN IT!!! As he crashes skull-first into the Steel!!! And now Kevin Devastation covers! 1!!!!!……………2!!!!!………….. But Enigma KICKS OUT! This has been quite a struggle for all three men! And Kevin Devastation is now stalking Extreme Enigma as Enigma tries all he can, all he has to get back up to his feet! Enigma is FIGHTING through the pain! But look at this! Cyclone is rolling back into the ring, and HAS A 2×4 IN HIS HANDS!!! HE’S BEHIND DEVASTATION, AND HE IMMEDIATELY CLIPS THE BACK OF KD’S KNEE WITH THE 2×4, SPIKING IT AND SENDING KD DOWN ONE ONE KNEE IN PAIN! And now Cyclone BASHES the 2×4 over the back of Devastation’s skull, as Kevin Devastation is down! And Cyclone hooks the hurt leg! 1!!!!!!……………2!!!!!….. but Kevin Devastation kicks out!!!
Stew-O: That’s such a hard thing to do! Kick out using a potentially hurt limb! That clip to the back of the knee will take ANY man down! Now Cyclone rolls back to the outside of the ring…. and Cyclone is looking at the Steel Steps!!!!! He looks at it in a VICIOUS way!!! As Cyclone heads towards them, and pulls them out of place!!! As Cyclone lifts it up using all he’s got, and TOSSES it into the ring!!! Enigma is trying to get up now, and hes barely on his feet using the Turnbuckle as Cyclone rushes back into the ring, and PUMMELS HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS, OVER and OVER into the skull! As Extreme Enigma is in a seated position at the turnbuckle! And now Cyclone places the steps in the middle of the ring… and Cyclone heads towards Kevin Devastation and hammers punches into his face too… until Cyclone pulls Kevin up and PULLS HIM IN!!! AND CYCLONE LIFTS HIM BARELY, CYCLONE IS GOING FOR THE PHENOMENAL CLASH!!!!! MY GOSH!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: NO!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION WONT LET IT HAPPEN!!! KD REVERSES THE CLASH WITH A BACK-BODY DROP, AS CYCLONE LANDS ON THE STEEL STEPS! The Cold, Sharp and Metal Steps!!! As Cyclone rolls to the corner of the ring and is writhing in pain!!! Kevin Devastation gets back to a tall standpoint now… but EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS UP, AND EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS DEVASTATION DIRECTLY IN THE GROIN!!!! AND ENIGMA PULLS HIM IN!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS THE TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!! FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!! AS THE WHOLE ARENA IS SHOCKED!!! AND ENIGMA KICKS THE STEPS OUT OF THE RING, AND PULLS DEVASTATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TO COVER HIM!!!! THE PIN!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………… BUT DEVASTATION GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! JUST A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE THE 3!!! MY GOODNESS!!!
Stew-O: THAT WAS CLOSE!!! ITS BEEN A WILD RIDE!!! Extreme Enigma is disappointed, but Cyclone is getting back up now, and he’s stumbling… and Extreme Enigma see’s that and runs infront and UP the turnbuckle INFRONT OF CYCLONE, AND EXTREME ENIGMA DELIVERS THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!!! SENDING CYCLONE BACK DOWN, AS IT CONNECTS!!!! BOTH CYCLONE AND KEVIN DEVASTATION ARE LAID OUT! BUT NOW ENIGMA PULLS CYCLONE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AND EXTREME ENIGMA PULLS OFF HIS SLEEVELESS TEE, AND TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HEADS ONTO THE APRON, AND IS CLIMBING THAT TURNBUCKLE!!!! THE ENTIRE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET, EXTREME ENIGMA IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION IS DOWN AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA LETS OUT THE LOUDEST, LARGEST YELL INTO THE NIGHT!!! INTO THE CITY OF CHICAGO!!! INTO THE ENTIRE WORLD, FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO HEAR!!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS THE SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!! THE SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD ITS OVER!!!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO!!!!!! CYCLONE LIFTS HIS KNEES!!!!! CYCLONE LIFTS HIS KNEE’S!!!!! AS EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS SPINEFIRST INTO CYCLONE’S KNEES!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS ALL! OR! NOTHING!!!!!! AND SOMEHOW, CYCLONE AT THE FINAL SECOND REACTED!!!! MY GOD!!!! AND NOW CYCLONE IS MUSTERING IT ALL UP, CYCLONE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET…. BUT AS HE GETS UP, KEVIN DEVASTATION SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND AS CYCLONE TURNS AROUND KEVIN DEVASTATION CONNECTS THE BIG BOOT!!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO CYCLONES FACE!!!!!! AS CYCLONE IS OUT!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION COVERS!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!…………..2!!!!!!!………. BUT CYCLONE KICKS OUT!!!!! WHAT A RUSH!!!!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION IS ENRAGED, HIS FACE IS LITERALLY TURNING RED!!! HIS EYES ARE BULGING!!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION LIFTS CYCLONE UP TO HIS FEET!!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION PULLS HIM IN, AND UNDERHOOKS HIM!!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS!!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!!!
Stew-O: WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE 2!!!! HE’S GOT I— NO!!! FROM BEHIND!!! ITS EXTREME ENIGMA!!! EXTREME ENIGMA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, AS HE BASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO KEVIN DEVASTATION’S SPINE!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HIS KD OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT’S TENTED AND TWISTED, AS KD LETS OUT CRIES OF PAIN, AND IS DOWN!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA FALLS BACK TO HIS KNEES, HIS BACK IS IN PAIN!!! He’s an inch away from being PARALYZED! And Cyclone is standing over Extreme Enigma… and PULLS THE STEEL CHAIR OUT OF ENIGMA’S HANDS!!! And Extreme Enigma is trying to use Cyclone to get back up to his feet!!!! As Cyclone stands there watching! And Enigma SMACKS CYCLONE CLEAN ACROSS THE FACE!!!!! AND CYCLONE TURNS AROUND, AND BASHES EXTREME ENIGMA IN THE SKULL WITH THE HARDEST CHAIRSHOT I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS BUSTED OPEN! HES ON HIS BACK! HES OUT!!!! AS CYCLONE COVERS!!!!!! NEW CHAMP!!!!! NEW CHAMP!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!…………….2!!!!!!!………… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA GETS THE ARM UP!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! IS THIS EVER GONNA END!?!?!?! ARE THESE MEN EVER GONNA GIVE UP!!?!?!??! NOW CYCLONE IS SCREAMING!!! SCREAMING OFF OF RAGE!!! OFF OF DISBELIEF!!! HE IS JUST SHOCKED!!! AND CYCLONE PULLS THE LIFELESS ENIGMA UP… PULLS HIM IN… AND CYCLONE QUICKLY CONNECTS THE PHNEOMENAL CLASH!
Stew-O: HE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE CITY!!!! THIS ENTIRE CITY IS ON THEIR FEET!!!!!!!! AND CYCLONE COVERS EXTREME ENIGMA ONE MORE TIME!!!!!! ONE MORE TIME FOR THE COVER, AS KEVIN DEVASTATION IS HALF-CONSCIOUS, IS ON THE GROUND AND IS TRYING TO CLAW TOWARDS BOTH MEN!!!!! THE PIN!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………………. KD IS CLOSING IN!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……………………. KD HAS AN ARM ON CYCLONES LEG!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!! ………………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( The Entire Arena Bursts into an Ovation for Cyclone, as Kevin Devastation glazes out of Consciousness and Cyclone is on his knee’s Screaming in Victory )
Hey Yo Chico: WE’VE GOT A NEW EAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: The winner of this match….. and the NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! …. CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!!!! …
( Cyclone’s Music Plays as he is handed the EAW Title, and is on his knee’s Sobbing over the EAW Championship in his hands )
Stew-O: THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!! A CINDERELLA STORY COME TRUE!!!!! FROM THE BOTTOM, THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TO A RISE IN SEVEN MONTHS!!!! CYCLONE IS ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!! HE IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: It’s a real Cinderella type story!!! Cyclone was at points where motivation was at a low! Cyclone was in and out of zone, NO ONE saw in Cyclone the potential, NOT EVEN KEVIN DEVASTATION! KEVIN DEVASTATION NEVER EXPECTED CYCLONE TO BE HERE, AND HE TOOK HIM UNDER HIS WING! NONE OF US DID! CYCLONE HAS BECOME THE YOUNGEST EAW CHAMPION IN HISTORY, CYCLONE HAS BECOME THE FASTEST RISING SUPERSTAR IN HISTORY!!! CON-GRATS!!!
Stew-O: The end of a HISTORIC Show!!! All 3 of these men fought their HEARTS OUT! They were willing to give their LIVES for this! Willing to give EVERYTHING for this!!! But Cyclone has officially MADE IT!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: Its not going to be a free-ride! The EAW Championship is probably the hardest Championship to have on your shoulders in E-FEDS! Extreme Enigma experienced it! But Cyclone has a LOOOONG, LONG CAREER AHEAD OF HIM! He’s gotta play his cards right! But this night is HIS NIGHT!! THIS LAST HOUR IS HIS! IN THE EPIC EVENT THAT IS PAIN… FOR… PRIDE!!!! …
( Fireworks shoot all over the city of Chicago, shown from an aerial view ) …
( Confetti is released from the skies all over the arena, as Cyclone is seen celebrating on the top Turnbuckle with the EAW Championship )
( EAW logo buzzes )