(EAW Intro plays)
(A video package hyping the history of Extreme Answers Wrestling is played)
(Old footage of CM Ronn facing Jaywalker for the EAW Championship is played)
CM Ronn: It was just such a thrill…
Jaywalker: It’s like words can’t even describe the feel…
(Highlights of the careers of Mak, Mr. DEDEDE, Killswitch and others are played)
Mak: To see EAW grow… from what it was… it’s something that nobody woulda believed
Mr. DEDEDE: Except for US… the people who had faith in EAW becoming the best damn thing out there today.
Killswitch: To be the first ever Hardcore Champion.. such a big part of early EAW history… to have helped EAW become what it is today both in the ring and behind the scenes along with some of the best workers the business has ever seen… it’s really something else… To see the miraculous rise of a force like EAW…
(Highlights of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy and Captain Charisma are played)
Captain Charisma: To DEFINE Hardcore….
RRS: To innovate insane moments… to forever CHANGE the meaning of the word EXTREME…
Captain Charisma: That’s what EAW was man… That’s what it was all about…
(Highlights of Masters winning the first ever Grand Rampage are played)
Masters: What it meant to me? It meant a hell of a lot to me then… but NOW? After seeing how EAW has grown.. and seeing how important these moments that I was a PART of have become such a vital part to the history of EAW. It’s such an honor.
(Sights and sounds from the first ever Pain 4 Pride begin to be played, flashing back to four years ago)
Promo Announcer: From day one… the cultivation of wrestling has risen to the mind of any man…
Promo Announcer: The promotion that has symbolized extreme like no other…
Promo Announcer: The promotion that has attracted the likes of none seen before.. will finally show its name in the immortal lights.. into the stars…
Promo Announcer: This IS… PAIN..FOR…PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Flashes of the sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden for the first Pain For Pride are shown)
Voice of Stew-O from Pain For Pride 1: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! WELCOME TO THE GRAND FIASCO! The Slobberknocker of All Slobberknockers! And The Grand Daddy of em all! Pain for Pride!
(Highlights of the first ever Cash in the Vault match are played, followed by several big matches on the card including Mr. DEDEDE vs. HRDO, Sabina vs. Jaden vs. Alexa vs. Jenny and RRS vs. Captain Charisma)
(Highlights of extremists such as Y2Impact, Latino Game, The Dark Emperor, Jaywalker, Masters and WWEFan among others are shown, capturing the history of the first Pain For Pride)
(The screen goes fuzzy and blurry images of highlights going forward rapidly toward the present day are shown… until everything goes black)
(Camera fades into a dark arena, as slight cheers and noises from fans can be heard. Flashes from cameras are the only light. Suddenly, fireworks begin to burst out all over the arena, as the fans erupt into cheers)
(The fireworks light up a huge “Pain 4 Pride” sign as it descends from the rafters and takes its position directly over the stage)
(The lights in the arena come on, showing Stew-O standing in the ring, the crowd cheers)
Stew-O(smiling): WELLCOMEEEEE… TO PAIN… 4… PRIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!… (short pause as the crowd cheers wildly)… It seems like yesterday when I was welcoming you all to the first EVER Pain For Pride… but it still gives me just as much of a thrill!! And tonight, you’re in for a bigger treat than ever before! This is the PEAK of excitement.. the PEAK of the action, the rivalries, the drama, the wrestling… but most of all… this is the PEAK of EXTREME!!!…. I can’t believe I’m in this ring right now, opening up Pain For Pride Four! The years go so fast.. so savor EVERY moment of tonight… because I can assure you it’s gonna be a good one!
(The ring announcer steps into the ring, as Stew-O joins his colleagues at the announce tables on the outside)
Deadprez: Well good to see Stew-O welcoming us all into Pain 4 Pride… and that ring you all see right there might as well be made of GOLD, because this is the biggest highlight.. the biggest spectacle of Sports and Entertainment! This is Pain For Pride, folks! It doesn’t get better than this! Athletes around the world DREAM of being a part of this event… and some are privileged enough to receive that honor… I know you guys have, Jay, WWEFan, ETR, Masters.. That must’ve been unlike anything else you’ve ever experienced!
Jaywalker: I can easily agree with that statement. Pain For Pride is on another level of excitement. Naturally, when you get in that ring, your adrenalines pumping… but when it’s Pain For Pride… Damn, it’s pumping quicker than ever!
ETR: It really is unlike anything else I’ve ever been through… but I’ll tell ya one thing… as great as competing at Pain For Pride is, WATCHING Pain For Pride is even better! You get to see first hand, HISTORY happen before your eyes… you have a front row seat to the best wrestling in the world when its at its absolute peak!
Masters: No question about it fellas… I can go on and on about how great Pain For Pride is… but how about we actually see it with our own eyes rather than yack about it all night!
(Speedy’s music hits as he makes his way to the ring with Power)
Ring Announcer: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall!!! Whoever gets pinned will lose their CHAMPPPIONSHHIIPPP!!! Introducing first at a combined weight of 464 Pounds……THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…POWER!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!!!!! SPEEDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Well Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the highly anticipated tag team match between The National Extreme Champion Speedy he teams up with the Interwire Champion Power as they take on Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian who are representing Team Starr. After weeks of heated battles between these four extremist I am sure they won’t to end it all right here at Pain for Pride tonight. And this just isn’t some normal tag team match; whoever gets pinned in this match will leave Dallas, Texas without their championship belt.
(Team Starr music Hits)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents at a combined weight of 423 Pounds!!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONS!!! CHRRRRISSS HEESSSIAAANNN!!! AND DEVANN!!!!!!!!! DUBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Both of these man walk into Pain for Pride here tonight with their heads held high. Both Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian are viewed as two of the best rising stars not only on Voltage, but here inside EAW. This is their very first Pain for Pride here in EAW. And I don’t know about the fans here in attendance, but I want to see how these guys can compete at a high level, at EAW’s Biggest FPV…Pain For Pride. Let’s see what these two young extremist have to offer on a stage like this.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Chris Hessian and Power choose to start off for their teams as the match begins. Chris and Power lock up in the middle of the ring as the match is under way. Chris Irish whips Power against the ropes. Power comes off the ropes with full speed, as Chris is looking for a clothesline. But, Power ducks comes off the ropes for a clothesline of his own. Power grabs him and he Irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Power drives his shoulder into him, as Chris begins to scream in pain. Power grabs his arm and he sends him against the ropes. SCOOPSLAM!!! What a move by Power. Power hooks Chris legs as he goes for the pin early in this match up.
ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
ETR: Power makes it back to his feet as he goes back on the attack while has the chin-lock locked in. He drives his knee into the back of Chris, but Chris reaches out his hand, so he can tag in Dubian. Power breaks the old as he looks over to the ropes at Devan Dubian. He grabs Chris, as Chris starts throwing punches, back and forth. Chris Irish whips Power against the ropes again looking for momentum, DROPKICK FROM CHRIS!!! Chris makes it to his feet, and without thinking, he Irish whips himself against the ropes. He leaps in the air for a diving leg drop!! AND IT CONNECTS!
Deadprez: Chris makes it to his feet and he grabs Power. Chris throws strikes at Power before Power can make it near Speedy. Chris grabs Power arm looking for an Irish Whip, Power is fighting. Chris throws some more strikes looking to stop the fighting from Power. Chris sends Power against the ropes looking for a clothesline, Power ducks and sends himself off the ropes. BIG BOOT!! OH MY! WHAT A BIG BOOT! Power crawls over on Chris and he hooks his legs again for the pin.
ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Power picks Chris up and he sends him to the corner of the ring near Speedy. Power tags in Speedy as Speedy goes right on the attack. Shot after shot, Speedy is unleashing a fury of strikes to the head of Chris Hessian. Speedy grabs Chris and he Irish whips him against the ropes. Chris is thrown up in the air for a back body drop. Chris is down and out as Speedy is waiting for Chris to make it to his feet. Chris is open on his feet as Speedy is screaming for him to turn around. Speedy runs towards Chris Hessian as Chris is almost halfway around. SPPEEEAA– NO!!! Chris reverses it and he sends Speedy shoulder first into the steel ring post. Speedy turns around slowly as he grabs his shoulder and pain. DDT!!!! DDT from Chris Hessian as both men are down. The ref begins the count
ONE!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!
ETR: Chris grabbing the ropes to get up breaks the count. Chris goes over and he grabs Speedy. Speedy starts to fight back with shots to the mid-section of Chris. Speedy has the upper hand now as he Irish whips Chris Hessian against the ropes. Chris comes off the rope with full speedy. He jumps over Speedy!! Speedy grabs him! OMG! IS HE GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE SLOW KILLER!! COULD IT BE!! NO! CHRIS REVERSES IT AND HE SENDS SPEEDY AGAINST THE ROPES!! FLYING FOREARM SPLASH FROM CHRIS HESSIAN!! CHRIS HESSSIANNNN HOOKS THE LEGS OF SPEEDY FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!
ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Both men are down as they slowly crawl over to their tag team partners. Chris is almost close to Dubian, as Speedy begins to crawl over near Power. Chris tags in Devan, as Dubian hops over the top ropes and he stops Speedy from tagging in Power. Dubian grabs Speedy and he lifts him from the crowd. Dubian throws repeated shots as Speedy is stumbling and beginning to lose his balance. Devan throws himself against the ropes; Speedy slowly walks towards Dubian coming off the ropes. ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!!! WHAT A SHOT FROM Dubian. Dubian runs over and hooks the legs of Speedy for the pin!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! THR– KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Devan Dubian makes it to his feet as he stomps on Speedy to make sure he is down and out. Devan makes his way to the top rope as Speedy is down on the mat screaming in pain. Power is reaching his hand out to Speedy and he is screaming at him and telling him to make it to his feet. Devan is on the top rope as Power screams even louder for Speedy to get up. Dubian leaps from the top rope. OMG! WHAT IS HE GOING FOR HERE! DIVING MOONSAU–! SPEEDY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! NO WAY!! WITH A SPLIT SECOND SPEEDY MOVES OUT THE WAY! DUBIAN IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS AFTER AN UNSUCCESSFUL MOONSAULT!! Now the both of these man are down and out. The ref has to start the count AGAIN!!!
ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!
Deadprez: Speedy somehow makes it to his feet to break the count at eight. Speedy goes over and he starts to stomp on Devan who hasn’t yet made it to his feet. Speedy picks him up and he lifts him up and send him down into the canvas for a suplex. Speedy doesn’t wait as he stays on the attack with repeated stomps on Dubian. Speedy lifts Dubian up to his feet and they begin to trade punches. Back and forth strikes are thrown. Dubian gets the upper hand with an elbow to the face of Speedy. Dubian grabs his arm and he Irish whips him against the ropes. What is Devan going for here? TWIST OF FATE!! SPEEDY REVERSES IT AND HE SENDS DUBIAN AGAINST THE ROPES!! SPEAR!! BY SPEED!! WHAT A SPEAR!!! SPEEDY HOOKS DEVAN LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR–
(The referee stops the count after seeing Dubian gets his foot on the bottom rope)
ETR: Speedy gets up and frustration as he drags Devan to the middle of the ring. Speedy looks at Dubian with an intense face as he throws himself against the ropes, he’s runs towards Devan. SHINNING WIZARD KICK!!! OMG!! WHAT A KICK TO THE HEAD BY SPEEDY!!!!! Speedy gets up and he goes over and he tags in Power. Power goes between the ropes and he grabs Dubian. Power grabs Dubian signaling the Power Bomb!!! NO WAY!!! THERE’S NO WAY DUBIAN CAN SURVIVE THIS!! POWER LIFTS DEVAN UP!! NO!! HE THROWS HIM IN THE AIR!!! THAT IT’S IT!! HURRICANA FROM DEVAN DUBIAN!! NO WAY!! WHAT A REVERSAL!!! POWER IS SENT BETWEEN THE ROPES AS DEVAN DUBIAN LOOKS AT THE CROWD. DEVAN IRISH WHIPS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES. WHAT IS HE DOING!! DON’T DO IT!!! DUBIAN RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE LEAPS OVER THE ROPES!! NO WAY!! 450 FLIP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! OMG WHAT A MOVE FROM DOUBLE D!!!
Deadprez: Dubian is up and he grabs Power and he slides him back into the ring.
ETR: Power has the upper hand as he makes it to his feet inside the ring. Power grabs him and then he Irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Power starts to throws strikes at the mid section of Dubian. Power tags in Speedy as he drives his shoulder into Dubian. Speedy doesn’t waste time as he throws some strikes of his own. Quickly Speedy grabs him and he sends him against the ropes, he grabs Devan then lifts him up for a suplex. Speedy goes right back on the attack, as he drops an elbow onto Dubian. Chris Hessian sticks out his hand telling Devan to tag him in the match. Speedy goes over and taunt Chris Hessian outside the ropes. Chris reaches over the ropes and he uppercuts Speedy as Speedy stats to stumble. Devan takes advantage of Speedy. Devan Irish whips himself against the ropes. Devan grabs Speedy, OH MY GOD! DEVAN IS GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE MAKE A WISH!! HE GRABS SPEEDY’S HEAD!! NO WAY! DEVAN TWIST SPEEDY’S HEAD, BUT NO!!! SPEEDY GRABS DEVAN!! IT’S A REVERSAL!! SPINEBUSTER FROM SPEEDY! HOW DID HE DO THAT!! SPEEDY HOOKS THE LEGS OF DUBIAN!!! HERE’S THE PIN!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!
Deadpreaz: Speedy gets up in frustration and he pulls Devan from the ground and he starts throwing strikes as he screams at Devan. Devan begins to strike back as they start to trade shots. Shot after shot is thrown, Speedy pokes Devan in the eye and he Irish whips him against the ropes. OH! HE’S GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE SLOW KILLER!!! CAN HE HIT IT!!! SPEEDY POSTIIONS DEVAN!!! DEVAN GRABS SPEEDY HEAD AND HE BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT. TWIST OF FATE!!! SPEEDY IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS AS DEVAN HOOKS THE LEGS OF SPEEDY FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Devan gets up in disbelief as he heads to the top rope. Speedy is slowly making it to his feet as Devan climbs to the top rope. Speedy is up on his feet as Devan is screaming and telling him to turn around. Devan jumps from the top rope. HOLY SHIT! WHAT’S THIS!!! HE’S GOING FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!! SPEEDY GRABS HIS ARM IN MID AIR!! NO HE HAS HIM POSTIONED FOR THE SLOW KILLER!! HIS FINISHER!! DEVAN IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AS THE SLOW KILLER IS CONNECTED!!! SPEEDY QUICKLY GRABS BOTH OF THE LEGS UP DEVAN DUBIAN AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!
Deadprez: ANOTHER KICKOUT!! THESE GUYS JUST WON’T QUIT!!! Speedy goes over and he tags in Power. Chris Hessian is going crazy over on the ropes trying to get tag into the match. Power quickly grabs Devan and he irish whips him onto the rope. Devan is sent against the ropes, Power grabs Devan and sends him into the canvas. SPINEBUSTER FROM POWER!! THESE ARE HIS SIGNATURE MOVES!! DEVAN NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG AND QUICKLY. Power stands at the corner at the end of the other side of the ring as he is waiting for Devan to make it to his feet. Power runs towards Devan will full speed; HE’S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!! DEVAN JUMPS OVER POWER AND HE THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES!! DUBIAN JUMPS FROM OFF THE ROPES! HE’S LOOKING FOR A MOONSAUT, POWER CATCHES HIM!
ETR: DEVAN IS FIGHTING IT OFF. AS POWER IS LOOKING FOR A BIG MOVE HERE! POWER IS WALKING AROUND THE RING TRYING TO BREAK THE FIGHT OF DEVAN!! CHRIS HESSIAN TAPS THE BACK OF DEVAN. HE’S THE LEGAL MAN IN THE MACH. Chris heads to the top rope as Power is still struggling with Dubian. Power grabs Devan and he puts him in the bearhug submission hold. DEVAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE REF IS ASKING HIM DO HE WANTS TO QUIT!! HESSIAN IS STILL THE LEGAL MATCH HERE FOLKS! HESSIAN CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE!! DEVAN IS FADING!!! HESSIAN LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! ENZIGURI KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY HESSIAN. THE HOLD IS BROKEN, HESSIAN ROLLS UP POWER FOR THE PIN!!!
Deadprez: BUT SPEEDY BREAKS UP THE COUNT BEFORE THREE!!…. WHAT MORE??? WHAT MORE DO THESE FOUR MEN HAVE TO GIVE IN THIS MATCH. Hessian gets up and he makes it to his feet. Hessian grabs Power and they start begin to trade punches. Chris grabs Power arm looking for a Irish whip, Power is using his strength to stop the Irish whip attempt. Hessian tries harder, but Power grabs the arm of Chris and he reverses it, Power kicks Chris in the gut. Power grabs Chris!! HE’S GOING FOR A POWERBOMB!! HE LIFTS CHRIS UP IN THE SKY!! THIS COULD BE IT!! CHRIS IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB!!! IT’S OVER!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! POWER HOOKS THE LEGS OF CHRIS!!
ONE!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!
ETR: Power sits up in disbelief as he makes it to his feet. Power goes over and he tags in Speedy. Speedy grabs Chris Hessian and he Irish whips Chris into the corner of the ring. Speedy puts his boot to the neck of Chris. As the ref counts to five for the count. ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!! Speedy, breaks the hold. Speedy grabs the arm of Chris and he sends him against the ropes. WAIT DUBIAN TAPPED THE SHOULDER OF CHRIS. HE’S NOW THE LEGAL MAN. SPEEDY GRABS THE HEAD OF CHRIS AND HE SENDS CHRIS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS FOR A DDT!!! DUBIAN IS STILL THE LEGAL MAN, BUT ONLY THE REF SAW IT! SPEEDY IS UP IN THE CORNER OF THE RING AND HE IS SCREAMING FOR CHRIS HESSIAN TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET.
ETR: Chris turns around and Speedy goes for a clothesline, BUT WAIT A SECOND! OUT OF NOWHERE, POWER COMES IN AND HE SPEARS SPEEDY ONTO THE MAT?!?!
Deadprez: What the hell is going on here?! POWER JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUT OF SPEEDY! AND NOW POWER SLIDES OUTSIDE THE RING AND HEADS UP THE RAMP AS DEVAN IS SITTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AS HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE AIR BOURNE AND IT CONNECTS!!! NOW A PIN OVER SPEEDY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Devan’s music hits as Power is shown standing on the entrance ramp with an evil smirk on his face)
ETR: ITS OVER!! WHAT A MATCH!!!… But I’m still confused about Power attacking his own partner! He basically cost Speedy his National Extreme Championship!
(Devan Dubian is handed the National Extreme Championship as he celebrates with Chris Hessian)
Deadprez: Indeed, he did and I think this might just be the start of something new for Power and Speedy! BUT WAIT A SECOND! POWER IS COMING BACK TOWARD THE RING, ETR! WHAT IS HE DOING?!
(Power slides back into the ring, as Dubian and Chris slide out of the ring and walk backstage, looking on as Power stares down at Speedy)
ETR: HOLY SHIT! POWER IS GRABBING SPEEDY BACK ONTO HIS FEET AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM ONTO THE MAT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS? HAS POWER GONE MAD?
Deadprez: I don’t think it’s over, ETR! Power still holds onto Speedy as he lifts him in the air again for another POWERBOMB!! AND THEN ANOTHER!! POWER IS GOING CRAZY AS HE KEEPS POWERBOMBING SPEEDY BACK AND FORTH ONTO THE MAT! BACK OF SPEEDY’S HEAD MUST BE IN PAIN!
ETR: Finally Power stops after hitting 5 powerbombs on Speedy! And I don’t know what to say about this anymore… Certainly Speedy won’t be happy IF he ever wakes up from that brutal attack from Power!
Deadprez: Let’s hope we find out answers after P4P! THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THIS INDUSTRY!
(Power stands over Speedy again, staring down on him as he grabs his Interwire Championship then hoists it up over his head, while still looking down on Speedy’s unconscious body)
(Camera fades backstage to Matt Daniels’ office, as a camera man peeks into the open door, showing Matt talking on his cell phone)
Matt Daniels: I’m gonna find out who is controlling Power’s contract… TONIGHT… This thing has been going on way too long and it’s becoming a major distraction to not only him, but each and every one of his opponents… and he’s becoming dangerous…..
Matt Daniels: Yeah… he keeps jumping to conclusions… Later on, I’m GOING to find out, and reveal who this guy is. I’ve had just about enough of all this…
(Matt Daniels hangs up his phone, and catches a glimpse of the camera man at his door)
(Daniels gets up, and approaches the door, as the camera man backs away)
Matt Daniels: Oh… hello? Did you get everything you wanted to hear? Done snooping around now, huh?
Camera man(from behind the camera): Hey, look, I’m just doing my job…
Matt Daniels: Mhm… and I’m the reason you HAVE a job… So please, get out of my sight before that changes…
Camera man: Yes sir…
(Camera man walks away as the camera fades back out to the arena)
(Camera transitions to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring with 10 extremists)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7, 10 MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL!!!!… The winner of this match will receive a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH at any time of their choosing, for ANY championship in Extreme Answers Wrestling!
Ring Announcer: Introducing to you at this time… the participants of the FIRST EVER 24/7 Battle Royal… Viper!!… Mr. Insult!!… Carnage!!!… Doni Prasdana! Killswitch! Marq Banks!!… Nick Angel! MosesX!! The Straight Edge Crow!!… and Erik Yung!!
Deadprez: Well I guess we’re set to go! Deadprez and ETR of the Showdown crew, here to call this match… And really, any single one of these men can come out victorious! This is an interesting concept, and can really change the face of EAW!
ETR: Well let’s take a look at the rules for the 24/7 Battle Royal… I think now’s a good time to review!
(A graphic shows up on the screen, listing the rules and terms of the 24/7 Battle Royal)
ETR: It’s a 10 man over the top Battle Royal… the winner of this match gets a championship shot for any championship he may want in EAW. Now, the winner of this match can go ahead and cash in right away, getting himself a title match… OR.. he can decide to wait for a better time!
Deadprez: If the winner decides to wait… he must also remember that the championship shot is under 24/7 rules! So anyone can pin the holder of the championship shot at any time and rob it from them!
ETR: Very interesting indeed… but these guys are itching to get hold of each other! I think we’re about to see this thing kick off!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And we’re off! Ten different men in the ring at the same time for a chance at a championship.. and Pain For Pride, no less! You can’t beat it! Erik Yung is backing Doni Prasdana into the corner…but Doni gives Erik a nice shove, trying to get some offense started! In the adjacent corner, Marq Banks has Moses by the legs, trying to tip him over the top rope and down to the floor!
ETR: Doni Prasdana takes Erik into a headlock… and he transitions Erik into the corner, turning it around now as he lifts him up and drops him on the top rope, trying to push him over, but naturally, Erik’s putting up a pretty good fight to stay in this match! This means a lot to each and every single one of these guys! Erik hammers a few Elbow shots into the skull of Doni, and he’s able to get himself out of danger! He returns to the ring, and firing a few extra shots to the skull of Doni Prasdana who fades slowly to his knees!
Deadprez: Nick Angel has Marq Banks down now on the other side of the ring firing some forearm shots to keep him on the mat! Erik Yung is back on the attack with Doni Prasdana, trying to tip him over the top once again! This is close, Doni’s teetering on that top rope and Erik is firing in some HARD right hands trying to knock him over and take him out of this match! But hold on! We’ve got Straight Edge Crow and Marq Banks double teaming on MosesX, trying to take him out as well! Hard to keep track of all the action going on right now, as Doni lands a kick to the side of Erik Yung’s head that nearly knocks him senseless! Doni able to save himself from that possible elimination early on!
ETR: Straight Edge Crow and Marq Banks send MosesX off the ropes… and Crow goes to throw a clothesline, but Moses hangs onto the ropes as he prevents himself from bouncing back right into that clothesline! But heads up! Marq Banks tries to bring Crow into a Suplex!!… BUT CROW LANDS ON HIS FEET!!… AND A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND THAT SENDS MARQ RIGHT AT MOSES… AND MOSES DUCKS HIS SHOULDER, FLIPPING MARQ BANKS UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! HE CRASHES DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Ring Announcer: Marq Banks has been eliminated!
Deadprez: Well with one gone, we’ve got NINE men left for a chance at the title! And look at this… MosesX yelling out at Marq Banks… TAUNTING him as he lays out on the ringside floor– WATCH OUT MOSES!!!… STRAIGHT EDGE CROW TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AND TIPS MOSESX OVER THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT ALONG WITH MARQ BANKS!!!
ETR: And with that, in the last 5 seconds or so, we went from 10 men, right down to 8!! But hey, what the hell?! I don’t think the referee saw MosesX hit the floor!! He was tending to Marq Banks, who landed hard on his shoulder.. and therefore did NOT see Moses be eliminated!! And Moses RE-ENTERS the ring!! He drives a forearm shot to the back of Straight Edge Crow, and takes him down to the canvas! He’s driving stomps into his midsection, taking revenge on that near elimination! And look at Killswitch! Killswitch is out on the apron, nearly being eliminated from this match! While Erik Yung is working on Carnage over in the corner! And Erik brings Carnage across the ring and BASHES his skull into the top turnbuckle!
Deadprez: Erik Yung is damaging Carnage in the corner now… as Carnage drops to his knees after that shot, Erik Yung is hammering his knees into Carnage’s ribs… just wearing and tearing away at his stamina and his drive in this match, and that’s the goal as he continues to work on him! Killswitch has saved himself and he’s driving some punches into Viper, as Viper is seated over in the corner… MosesX has Crow down… as he lifts him up by the back of his neck… and Moses WHIPS Crow into the corner! And charges in after him! But Crow hits Moses with a shoulder as he charges in, and lifts himself to the top rope!!… Moses rushes toward him to knock him off! But Crow LEAPS over Moses as MosesX goes crashing into the turnbuckles!
ETR: Crow takes Moses and lifts him over the top rope, placing him on that top rope as the rope sits between his legs… Crow SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO MOSES AS HE SITS ON THE TOP ROPE, KNOCKING HIM OFF AND HE GOES TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!… MosesX is eliminated NOW!!
Ring Announcer: MosesX has been eliminated!
Deadprez: Now look at this… Mr. Insult is HAMMERING away at Straight Edge Crow… and Erik Yung wants in on some of this too! Yung holds Crow’s arms behind his back as he allows Insult to TEE OFF! Crow is trying to kick Insult away from him… but Insult grabs him by the neck… and LIFTS HIM UP!!! AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP!!! INSULT DOMINATING!!!… Wait, look! Straight Edge Crow is hanging onto the top rope!!…. HEY WHAT THE HELL?! LOOK AT MOSESX!! HE’S STILL OUT HERE AND HE’S TRYING TO PRY STRAIGHT EDGE CROW OFF THE TOP ROPE, TRYING TO SCREW HIM OVER ONCE AGAIN!!!… AND HE’S PULLING AT HIS LEGS… MOSES RIPS STRAIGHT EDGE CROW FROM THAT TOP ROPE!!! HE’S ELIMINATED!!!
Ring Announcer: Straight Edge Crow has been eliminated!
ETR: I can’t believe it! MosesX just pulled Straight Edge Crow off the apron, when it was CLEAR that Crow probably would have been able to save himself if it weren’t for MosesX meddling in this match after he was already eliminated! And that’s the second time, too! Insult is working on Doni Prasdana in the corner… but Nick Angel comes up from behind Mr. Insult and drives in a forearm!!… But on the other side of the ring it seems Viper has taken over control of Killswitch… as Nick Angel throws Mr. Insult into the corner! Carnage is working on Erik Yung… a right hand into Yung and knocks him toward Doni Prasdana! Doni takes Erik Yung out with a clothesline!
Deadprez: Now Insult… Mr. Insult is in a bit of trouble as Nick Angel is trying to tip him over the top rope… But hey look out for Erik Yung!! Fighting back against Carnage as he tosses him over the top rope, but Carnage catches himself, trying to skin that cat and get back into this ring as Yung tries to push him off the ropes and down to the floor! Viper, meanwhile, attempts to whip Killswitch across the ring… but Killswitch turns it around with a Reverse Irish Whip and Viper hits the turnbuckles! Killswitch charges in toward Viper… but Viper ducks his shoulder and sends Killswitch over the top rope with a Back Body Drop!!
ETR: AND VIPER WITH A HUGE BACKFLIP KICK!!! HUGE BACKFLIP KICK FROM VIPER!!! AND IT KNOCKS KILLSWITCH DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!… Wait, Killswitch keeps one leg up on the apron… only one foot touches the floor!!.. And he quickly pulls himself back up to the apron as he delivers a Shoulder Thrust through the ropes and into Viper’s midsection, saving himself from danger there!!… AND KILLSWITCH LEAPS UP!!! KILLSWITCH LEAPS UP AND TAKES VIPER INTO A HURRICANRANA POSITION!!! AND HE WHIPS VIPER OUT OF THE RING, BUT LOOK AT THIS!! THE HURRICANRANA TAKES KILLSWITCH OUT AS WELL!!!… BOTH KILLSWITCH AND VIPER GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING AS KILLSWITCH TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND VIPER OUT WITH A HUGE HURRICANRANA!!! THEY BOTH HIT THE FLOOR!!!!…
Ring Announcer: Viper and Killswitch have been eliminated!
Deadprez: Damn! That was one sick Hurricanrana from Killswitch! So big it not only took Viper out, but if took HIMSELF out of the ring! Longtime friend of Killswitch, Mr. Insult now is on the top rope, and Nick Angel may have Insult in a bit of trouble… never a good thing to be sitting on the top rope with a man looking to throw you to the floor sending right hands into you… Carnage is on his knees… as Erik Yung brings Doni into a big Fisherman Suplex! Doni Prasdana is down… and Erik Yung turns his attention toward Carnage! Erik sends a fierce kick into Carnage as he lays on the canvas, he’s trying to push him down to the floor under that bottom rope! But whoa!! Heads up over on the other side of the ring as Mr. Insult is able to take advantage of Nick Angel! Nick Angel hits the canvas!
ETR: And Carnage is STILL hanging on… but hey, heads up for Doni Prasdana! Doni is up behind Erik… and hits the ropes… and hits him with a Swinging Neckbreaker as Erik was trying to take out Carnage! Doni takes Erik Yung down! And now Doni is heading up to the top rope! Doni’s on the top rope and he’s measuring up Erik Yung! Shooting Star Press time?! The crowd’s into it! He’s got em in the palm of his hand!! But Insult is coming at Doni!!!… AND DONI INSTEAD DECIDES TO LEAP AT INSULT!!! STANDING MOONSAULT!!!! DONI PRASDANA TAKES OUT MR. INSULT WITH A BIG STANDING MOONSAULT!!! But Nick Angel is on the attack now!!… Doni swings a clothesline at Nick Angel, but Nick ducks under it! Doni hits the ropes….
Deadprez: AND NICK CHARGES AT HIM!!! A CLOTHESLINE!!! A CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES DONI PRASDANA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! DONI PRASDANA ELIMINATED BY NICK ANGEL!!!
Ring Announcer: Doni Prasdana has been eliminated!
Deadprez: Nick Angel has just been struck with a sudden burst of momentum!! He charges at Carnage, who is still near the ropes and hits a HUGE DROPKICK!! And it nearly sends Carnage through the ropes and down to the floor.. but Carnage is STILL hanging on! Four men left in this thing… Carnage… Mr. Insult, Nick Angel and Erik Yung. And now Nick Angel heads straight for Erik Yung!! A big Running STO!!! Nick Angel standing tall in this match right now! The winner will get themselves a championship match, so its a big match, indeed… Erik Yung returns to his feet rather quickly.. and attempts to send Nick to the ropes! But Nick turns it around, Nick Angel with the Reverse Irish Whip as Erik Yung is sent toward the ropes.. and COLLIDES WITH CARNAGE WHO WAS STANDING OUT ON THE APRON AFTER HANGING ON ALL THIS TIME!!! AND FINALLY, CARNAGE IS KNOCKED OFF BY ERIK YUNG, AFTER BEING WHIPPED INTO CARNAGE BY NICK ANGEL!!!
Ring Announcer: Carnage has been eliminated!
ETR: Three men left!! Insult, Erik Yung and Nick Angel!! And Nick Angel hits a kick to the gut!!… And takes Erik Yung down with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker! Mr. Insult charges at Nick now… and Nick Angel ducks the shoulder, taking Insult to the canvas with a Back Body Drop! Erik Yung is in trouble, Mr. Insult is in trouble and Nick Angel is dominating here with only 3 men left!!!…. Both men up to their feet now, as Nick Angel brings Erik into a Side Headlock… Insult is up as Erik keeps the headlock intact and takes Mr. Insult into a Headscissors at the same time! He takes em both down! Two for the price of one for Nick Angel and this kid is lookin great!
Deadprez: He’s gotta find a way to get these guys over the top rope though! Erik Yung is up… and Angle goes for the Irish Whip… but Yung with the reversal as Angel hits the ropes!!… AND ANGEL RUNS RIGHT INTO INSULT!!!… KICK TO THE GUT!! AND MR. INSULT WITH THE ULTIMATE INSULT!!! MR. INSULT HITS THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON NICK ANGEL AND STOPS HIS MOMENTUM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!!… And now Erik Yung is gonna join in, and start stomping into Nick Angel like there’s no tomorrow! Insult is gonna help out and they’re gonna team up for a bit on Nick Angel!
ETR: Insult and Erik Yung lift Nick Angel to his feet… and they lead him toward the ropes! They’re gonna try and tip him over!!… But Angel throws an elbow into Yung… and tries to fight away from Mr. Insult!! He’s fading very quickly, especially after taking that Ultimate Insult maneuver… but he’s still got a lot of fight in him! Angel grabs Erik and whips him to the ropes… he LEAPS UP FOR A DROPKICK, but Erik Yung catches himself on the ropes and Nick Angel gets nothing but air with that dropkick! Erik Yung and Mr. Insult are back on the attack now! They lift Angel back to his feet… and they’re charging him toward the ropes!!!— HANG ON NICK ANGEL!!!
Deadprez: Angel won’t quit! He’s not gonna be eliminated! He’s hanging on like his life depends on this match as he’s being double teamed by Mr. Insult and Erik Yung… Nick Angel lands on the apron.. and rolls under the bottom rope, back into the ring. Insult and Yung are beginning to become frustrated, as they lift Nick Angel to his feet yet again… and they’re gonna send him into the ropes on the other side of the ring! He bounces back as Insult and Yung charge with a Double Clothesline!!… But Nick Angel ducks under it! He comes back at both of them— DUAL CLOTHESLINE!!! NICK ANGEL COMES BACK WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN AFTER THE ATTEMPT FROM ERIK YUNG AND MR. INSULT!!
ETR: Nick Angel jumps to his feet!! He’s got the control of this match back in his possession… and he’s gonna go for Mr. Insult! He’s gonna try to lift Insult and tip him over the top rope! Mr. Insult is the most experienced man left in this ring… and he’s not gonna go out easy! But look at Erik Yung from behind!!…. Erik Yung from behind is gonna try to lift Nick Angel over the top along with Mr. Insult!! He wants to win this thing right here and NOW!!… Insult is hanging on by a thread!! Nick Angel falls to the apron!!!… But I don’t think either one of them as gonna go out, as they’re both able to roll back into the ring!
Deadprez: Mr. Insult returns to his feet, as Erik Yung takes the fight to Nick Angel… the double team effort is gonna continue now, as both Insult and Yung take Nick Angel and lift him up to the top rope! He’s perched on that top rope in the corner, as Insult and Yung look to take Angel out of this thing already! And Mr. Insult is gonna hang up Nick Angel in a Tree of Woe… sending brutal stomps to the face and the midsection of Nick Angel… he’s really getting beat up now… Angel is hung up… and Insult is calling for Erik Yung to hit Angel with a low dropkick as he’s hung upside down from that top rope in the corner!!… Erik Yung takes a few steps back… and comes charging forward!!!…
ETR: AND MR. INSULT TAKES OUT ERIK YUNG WITH A MONSTER CLOTHESLINE!!!! HE ASKED ERIK FOR THAT DROPKICK, BUT HE TAKES HIM OUT BEFORE IT CAN BE DELIVERED AND MR. INSULT GOES THE BENEDICT ARNOLD ROUTE ON ERIK YUNG, TURNING ON HIM IN THIS MATCH AFTER DOUBLE TEAMING NICK ANGEL WITH HIM FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES OR SO OF THIS CONTEST!!! AND INSULT TAKES OVER CONTROL!!!
Deadprez: Erik Yung slowly rises toward a standing base… and Insult takes him by the back of the head… and BRINGS HIM TOWARD THE ROPES!!! INSULT THROWS ERIK YUNG OVER THE TOP!!!!….. AND INSULT THINKS HE ELIMINATED YUNG, BUT YUNG LANDS ON THE APRON!!!…. Mr. Insult turns his attention toward Angel, who is sending punches toward Mr. Insult! Mr. Insult kicks Angel in the gut… and he’s gonna bring him in for the Ultimate Insult again!!… But wait! Nick Angel takes Insult down with a Double Leg Takedown… and he’s gonna Catapult Mr. Insult into the turnbuckles now!!!… The catapult!! Insult is sent into the ropes, as he’s hung up near the top rope!
ETR: AND LOOK AT ERIK YUNG!!! HE SHOVES INSULT OFF OF THE TOP ROPE IN THE CORNER, AND MR. INSULT FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE, DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! MR. INSULT ELIMINATED BY ERIK YUNG!!! A BIT OF REVENGE FROM ERIK YUNG NOW!!!
Ring Announcer: Mr. Insult has been eliminated!!!
Deadprez: And now there’s only TWO!!! Nick Angel and Erik Yung!! The last two men left in this thing!
(Camera fades to ringside showing an EAW Official speaking with the ring announcer)
Deadprez: Nick Angel is trying to eliminate Erik Yung and win this thing! Erik Yung spills over to the apron!
(Camera fades over to the Ring Announcer again, as the official continues speaking with him)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… I have been informed that one last entrant has been added to this match!!….
(Undefined’s music hits)
ETR: WHA?!?! UNDEFINED?!
Deadprez: Oh man! It really is him!! Undefined is coming down to the ring, as Erik Yung has Nick Angel in a leg scissors!! Erik Yung is halfway over the top rope, and he has Nick Angel tied up in a legscissors!! And Undefined hits the ropes, as ERIK YUNG TAKES NICK ANGEL!!! AND HE BRINGS NICK OVER THE TOP WITH THE LEGSCISSORS!!! ERIK YUNG BRINGS NICK ANGEL TO THE FLOOR, FLIPPING HIM OVER THE TOP WITH HIS LEGS!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM!!!…
Ring Announcer: Nick Angel has been eliminated!!
ETR: BUT LOOK OUT FOR UNDEFINED!!!!… ERIK YUNG IS CELEBRATING IN THE RING, AS UNDEFINED COMES UP FROM BEHIND!!!!… AND UNDEFINED CLOTHESLINES ERIK YUNG TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ERIK YUNG IS GONE?! UNDEFINED WON THIS?!?! HE ACTUALLY WINS?!?!?!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of the FIRST EVER 24/7 Battle Royal match… UNDEFINEDDDDD!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And Erik Yung is LIVID!!! He’s going insane on the outside as Undefined is running around the ring celebrating!!… Wait… heads up guys… Erik Yung is sliding back into the ring!!… AND UNDEFINED TURNS AROUND!!!… THE WASTELAND!!! ERIK YUNG HITS THE WASTELAND ON UNDEFINED!!!… AND UNDEFINED HITS THE CANVAS… ERIK YUNG SHOVES HIS FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF UNDEFINED, AND THE REFEREE’S GONNA COUNT THIS PIN!!! THE 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT… IS UNDER 24/7 RULES!!! ERIK YUNG IS GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT BACK!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner… and the NEWW holder of the 24/7 Championship match…. ERIKKKKKKK YUNNNGGGGG!!!!!…..
ETR: Damn! I thought for a second there that Undefined was gonna win that in his triumphant return! But Erik Yung immediately recognizing that this title shot is under 24/7 rules… and overturns this match tonight, making sure he got what shoulda been his right outta the gate! Erik Yung wins this thing… and he’s the holder of the 24/7 Championship match!
(Montage of past CITV matches are played)
(Highlights from the careers of tonight’s participants are played)
Promo Announcer: The Cash in the Vault Ladder match… has the potential to change the careers of extremists, and skyrocket their careers to levels never before imagined…
(Highlights of WWEFan winning the Undisputed Hardcore Championship are played)
Promo Announcer: To take ones career to new heights… heights that soar above the average extremist…
(Highlights of Extreme Enigma doing a Swanton Bomb through a ladder are shown, along with his first EAW Championship victory)
Promo Announcer: And to cement ones place at the top of the food chain…
(Hurricane Hawk is shown winning the World Heavyweight Championship)
Promo Announcer: But the Cash in the Vault ladder match… by no means leads to complete security….
(WWEFan is shown losing his championship, and Hurricane Hawk is shown being expelled from EAW)
Promo Announcer: While it takes much talent to win a match like this… only the best know how to turn it into a career full of success and overcoming their obstacles… and tonight… we see eight more men put to the test… and ONE will walk out with these wonderful opportunities… but at the same time… they face a fierce challenge….
( Camera pans back into the ring area, where the entire arena lights turn green, while the ladders are shown being set; 3 on the stage,6 lined up on the side of the ramp, 2 in the ring and 5 surrounded )
( Camera then zooms up close to focuses on the Cash in the Vault Briefcase hanging 20 feet above the ring, then shows the ring announcer standing in the center of the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following match is the CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE MATCH! The objective of this match is to climb up one of the ladders surrounded by and inside the ring and grab the briefcase up above! The winner will receive any title match opportunity, anywhere or any place up into Pain For Pride 5!!
(An assembly of dollar bills spread all throughout the arena, hitting the fans as fireworks go off)
(Ryan Mason music hits)
Ring Announcer: AND entering first from Tallahassee, Florida and weighing at 230 POOOUNDSS… RYAAANNNNNN MAAAASOOOOON!!!
(Alex Anderson music hits as he comes down in his special jacket, with shiny jewelry all over with)
Ring Announcer: And entering second from Charlotte, North Carolina and weighing at 225 POUNDSSSSSSS, ALEX ANDEEEEEERRRRRRSOOOOONNNNN!!!
(Mr. Blood music hits, as he’s coming down with his striped shirt on and brand new metallic mask on)
Ring Announcer: And entering third from Detroit, Michigan and weighing at 315 PPPOUNNDNSS… MISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!
(Scott Diamond music hits as he comes down with a huge diamond shaped chain around his
neck, and a very determined look on his face)
Ring Announcer: And entering forth, from Long Island, New York and weighing at 225 POOOUNNNDSSS… SCOTT DIAMOOOOOOOOONDDDDD!!!!!!
(Superior Quality 85 music hits, as he comes down with graphic designed glasses on, with the letter “SQ” being motioned on them)
Ring Announcer: and entering fifth, from Fife, Scotland and weighing at 227 PPPOUNDSSS… SUPERRRIOOORRR QUALLLITTTYYY!!!
(The Prince of Phenomenal music hits as he’s coming down in his brand new silver and blue hoody jacket, with jewelry shaped letters on the back of it, saying “POP.”
Ring Announcer: and entering sixth, from South Beach, Florida and weighing at 220 PPPOUNNDSS…. THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!!!
(Vic Vendetta music hits, as he comes down in his regular attire, but huge fire pyro’s go off as poses on the entrance ramp, leaving everyone astounded)
Ring Announcer: And entering seventh, from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 260 PPPOUNNDSS…. VICCC VENDETTTAAA!!!
(Alexander Da Vinci music hits as he comes down with his sledge hammer in hand, taking his time getting down the ramp as everyone in the ring stares at him with that sledge hammer)
Ring Announcer: and entering, LAST, from Los Angeles, California and weighing at 265 PPPOUNNDSS… ALEXANDER DA VINCIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Deadprez: Each man are staring at the prize and looking around at that ladder as this match is going to get underway!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Oh boy! We have that moment here! That one moment you experience every single Pain for Pride when all 8 CITV entrants are standing in the middle of the ring! Look! All of a sudden ADV pounces! Sending right hands to the jaws of Blood, then AA, then Manson, then SQ, he’s making a path right to his rival Vic Vendetta! Vic flees the ring as ADV takes down all the other CITV competitors! ADV looks over the ropes to grab Vic but…OH! VIC CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OVER ADV’S SKULL! ADV staggers back…
Deadprez: The other 6 men are brawling it out…except for Scott Diamond who comes out of nowhere nailing ADV with a Brough Kick right to the jaw! ADV rolls to the outside. SQ and POP are trading punches in the ring while Mr. Blood has Alex Anderson in the corner sending clubbing blows into his ribcage. SQ goes for a haymaker at POP, but he ducks and nails him with a dropkick sending him falling to the outside! What do we have here now? Ryan Manson has a ladder and he slides it into the ring! As soon as the ladder comes to a stop…NO!
ETR: Blood kicks AA in the gut and body slams him down right onto the steel! Meanwhile we have Scott Diamond setting up a table on the outside of the ring…these men are going all out here tonight! Scott then grabs another ladder and slides into the ring, setting it up on the corner…but look here! Before Scott can react POP hit’s a flying Shoulder Thrust sending him right back into that ladder! POP steps back for a moment and runs forward for a Shining Wizard!…BUT SCOTT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CRASHES & BURNS!
Deadprez: POP rolls to the outside with several other brawling competitors! Meanwhile Blood steps onto the apron…and NAILS an axe handle right to the head of Alex Anderson! SQ has something in mind here as he looks to the outside where 6 men are brawling as he sets up a ladder in the ring…oh no…SQ climbs to the very top! This can’t end well! BUT LOOK! IT’S RYAN MANSON! MANSON RUNS OVER AND TIPS THE LADDER FORWARD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! SQ IS SENT FLYING…
ETR: AND HE CRASHES DOWN ON THE OTHER SIX COMPETITORS! Ryan Manson is in the clear! He’s the only one in the ring! Manson sets the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins scaling the rungs…he’s going to do it! Ryan Manson is going to grab the CITV briefcase! NO WAIT! Here comes Vic Vendetta! And he has yet another ladder as he bashes it into the back of Ryan stopping him in his tracks on that ladder! Vic sets up his ladder right next to the one Manson’s on…and he climbs to the top! Vic is almost there as he reaches up for the prize!
Deadprez: But Manson stops him with a shot to the gut! And here comes ADV climbing the ladder parallel to Vic! Three men are standing atop these two ladders with the briefcase inches away slugging it out! Vic and ADV are at each other’s throats, but look at Manson! He uses the distraction and uses his foot to TIP OVER THE LADDER HOLDING ADV AND VIC! THESE MEN GO FLUYING AND CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!
ETR: Manson is in the clear once again! All he has to do is unhook that briefcase…BUT LOOK! SQ85! HE springboards off the top rope and lands right on that ladder! SQ climbs to the top and sends several shots right into the mush of Manson! SQ climbs to the tip top of that ladder as he sends a kick right to the abdomen of Manson…OH GOD NOT THIS! NOT THIS! THINK ABOUT THE REST OF THIS MATCH! THIS ABOUT YOUR CAREER! SQ loads Manson up on the top of this ladder and….
Deadprez: QUALITY DRIVER!!!!!!!! SQ CONNECTS WITH THE QUALITY DRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THAT 20 FOOT LADDER! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!! Both men are down! Both men are out! We need EMT’s out here right now! NOW DAMNIT!
ETR: No way! This match rages on as Mr. Blood is on the outside…stalking AA…waiting for him to rise…AND HE GETS IT! THE MANDIBLE CLAW RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH OF AA! Blood has him up against the ring post and isn’t letting go! AA is fading…NO! Blood releases the hold and is going for the Pentacle Punishment! HE’S GOING FOR IT ALL RIGHT HERE! But look! AA spins out and kicks Blood in the gut! TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON MR. BLOOD!!!
Deadprez: Blood is down and AA is fighting! AA is using all his strength to pick up the lifeless carcass of Mr. Blood…AA sets blood on the table Scott set up earlier in the match! Oh no, what’s this? AA rolls into the ring and he’s the only one there! C’mon AA! Climb the ladder! Seize your destiny! NOOOOO! AA stops and climbs up to the top rope! AND LOOKS OUT TO THE CROWD FOR A MOMENT…HE LOOKS DOWN AT BLOOD…
ETR: AND HE JUMPS! AA JUMPS NAILING THAT LEGDROP ON BLOOD SENDING HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY HELL!!! So many men are laid out here! Everyone is down…except for Scott Diamond! Scott rolls into the ring ready to win this match…BUT LOOK! IT’S POP! POP HAS BEEN THE ROCK OF THIS MATCH AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SENTON!!!!
Deadprez: But Scott catches him! SCOTT CATCHES HIM ON LOADS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…COLD HARD JUSTICE CONNECTS! THAT CRUCIFIX POWER BOMB RIGHT OUT OF THE RING TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
ETR: POP is in serious pain after being bombed onto the floor! Meanwhile Scott is now in pursuit for the CITV briefcase! He’s the only one on his feet and he is climbing that ladder in the middle of the ring! Scott is going for it! HE’S ABOUT TO CLAIM HIS DESTINY!!! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!
Deadprez: BUT WAIT A SECOND!! ADV SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING WITH THAT SLEDGE HAMMER IN HIS HAND AND HE QUICKLY THROWS THE TIP OF THE SLEDGE HAMMER INTO SCOTT’S LEG AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!!!
ETR: Scott is in serious pain as he’s holding his leg, and ADV isn’t finished as he keeps hammering that leg of Scott back and forth! Scott can’t handle the pain!! AND NOW ADV GRABS SCOTT UP ONTO HIS FEET AND HE BANGS HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF THE LADDER! AND I BELIEVE SCOTT IS BUSTED OPEN NOW!!
Deadprez: BUT AS ADV TURNS AROUND, AA IS BACK UP INSIDE THE RING AND HE’S GOING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE ON ADV!! BUT ADV PUSHES AA RIGHT INTO SUPERIOR QUALITY AS HE GETS HIMSELF UP AND SQ CATCHES AA INTO THE QUALITY DRIVER, AND AA IS LAID OUT!
ETR: But now SQ and ADV are trading punches in the ring, but meanwhile Vic Vendetta has a ladder set up outside the ring and he’s climbing it as both ADV and SQ continue to trade punches… AND VIC IS CLIMBING TO THE VERY TOP FROM OUTSIDE THE RING AS B OTH ADV AND SQ TURN THEIR HEADS, VIC JUMPS IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON TOP OF BOTH ADV AND SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!
Deadprez: All three men are down, and Mister Blood is outside the ring and he’s going crazy as he’s looking for something under the ring and uh oh! BLOOD HAS A BAG OF THUMB TACKS IN HIS HAND!! But Ryan Mason CHARGES at Blood, but BLOOD DODES AND HE HEADBUTTS MASON WITH THAT METALLIC MASK HE HAS ON!!! Ryan is blinded by that mask as Blood scrapes that bag of thumb tacks over Ryan’s eyes! OUCH! RYAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND NOW BLOOD ELBOWS HIM AND DROPS HIM ON THE FLOOR!!
ETR: Blood is now spreading those thumb tacks all over the ring, as he grabs another bag of thumb tacks… This man is crazy! Now he’s grabbing Ryan Mason back up onto his feet for a piledriver onto those thumb tacks!
Deadprez: BUT HERE COMES VIC VENDETTA AS HE SAVES RYAN MASON AND STARTS POUNDING BACK AND FORTH INTO BLOOD’S CHEST! THEN VIC HITS A SPINEBUSTER ONTO BLOOD!! AND BLOOD IS KNOCKED ON THE MAT…
ETR: In the mean time, POP is back up on the outside as he grabs another table from under the ring and sets it up right beside the Voltage’s announce table… and now, what’s this?!? HE SETS A LADDER ON TOP OF THE TABLE!! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!!
Deadprez: Now POP is grabbing another ladder, and he sets it on top of the Voltage announce table, but what is POP trying to do?! He has two ladders near each other, and both setting on top of a table! He goes over by AA and grabs him by the hair and he’s about to set AA onto the Dynasty announce table but AA is fighting back! HE STARTS HITTING POP IN HIS RIBS WITH A COUPLE OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS THEN HE SWINGS POP INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
ETR: But now ADV slides onto the outside and joins the action as he grabs AA by the hair and bangs his head off the ring post!! ADV is trying to take out as many people he possibly can to be the last man standing! He then grabs POP in position for the LAST STAND!!! HE’S ABOUT TO HIT THE LAST STAND ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BUT SUPERIOR QUALITY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT AND CONNECTS IT INTO THE BACK OF ADV!! THE BAT IS STUCK ONTO ADV’S BACK AS SQ IS TRYING TO PULL IT OUT FROM UNDER NEATH HIS SKIN!! ADV’S IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO DRIP FROM HIS BACK!!! HIS SKIN LOOKS LIKE IT’S ABOUT TO BE PEELED OFF AS SQ IS STRUGGLING TO GET THAT BAT OFF FROM HIS BACK!
Deadprez: Superior Quality gives up on it after a while and just kicks that bat right back into ADV as he drops onto the floor!
ETR: In the ring, Ryan Manson and Vic are trading shots, but Vic gets the best out of them both as Blood is beginning to pull himself up then grabs fire matches out of his pocket:O! What is this? Blood who spread those thumb tacks all across, on the side of the ring and starting to light some matches! HE HAS THE MATCHES ON FIRE AS HE PLANTS IT ON THE THUMB TACKS, CAUSING A BIG FIRE TO ERUPT! THE ENTIRE RING IS SURROUNDED BY FIRE NOW!!!… Vic and Ryan Manson look very confused as they stare around the fire! Both try to break for the ladder as the fire motions toward them!… Vic goes on one side of the ladder, while Ryan takes the other side, and both men climb to the very top and start trading punches!
Deadprez: Not a very smart move as Blood is up and he moves toward them and he tips the ladder over as both men go crashing onto the outside on Superior Quality! KNOCKING HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
ETR: And ADV still has that barbed wired bat stuck on his back! That shit has to hurt very badly, as it looks like Mr. Blood is going to win this thing! Fire is surrounding the entire ring and I doubt any one of the extremist want to slide into the ring of that hot boiling fire!!! AND MR. BLOOD KNOWS IT, HE’S ABOUT TO START CLIMBING THE LADDER!! HE’S MAKING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER!! HE’S ON THE TOP NOW WITH THE BRIEFCASE JUST RIGHT ABOVE HIM!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS REACH FOR IT NOW!!! BLOOD HAS IT!!! HE’S ABOUT TO BE CROWNED MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!!
Deadprez: BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! POP IS ON THE LADDER HE SET UP ON THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!! AND POP IS ON THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER AND HE’S ABOUT TO JUMP INSIDE THE RING TO SAVE THE MATCH FROM BEING OVER!!! POP HOPS OFF THE LADDER AND HE DROPKICKS THE LADDER OVER!!! AND BLOOD FALLS ON THE TURNBUCKLES AS HIS HAND GETS CAUGHT IN THE FIRE ON THE EDGE OF THE RING!!! AND BLOOD IS GOING CRAZY AS HIS HAND IS ON FIRE!!! AND YOU CAN SEE THUMB TACKS ALL OVER HIS SKIN AS EAW MEDICAL STAFF EXTINGUISHES THE FIRE OUT, AND ALL AROUND THE RING!!!
ETR: Okay, so now everyone can finally get back inside the ring but the damage has surely been done here… POP just saved the entire match with a risky move but now Scott Diamond is finally back on his feet but barely walking after those sledge hammer shots from ADV…. And Scott grabs POP up to his feet and Irish whips him onto the ropes then hits a BIG BOOT ONTO HIS FACE!!!
Deadprez: Blood is seen holding his hand on the outside of the ring as he looks back toward the ring, and Scott Diamond is the only one on his feet until Alex Anderson hops back up and slides inside the ring and he goes for the SIDE EFFECT ON SCOTT DIAMOND!! BUT SCOTT COUNTERS IT INTO A DDT!! LAYING AA OUT ON THE MAT!…
ETR: Meanwhile, SQ and Vic are now going at it as they move toward the ramp and up the stage, near the 3 ladders set up… SQ throws an uppercut at Vic but HE DODGES! And VIC DROPS SQ AND BANGS HIS HEAD ON ONE OF THE LADDERS SET UP!!… Vic now goes behind the curtain and what is this? He pulls out another steel chair from behind!! And he hits SQ in the stomach with it then hammers his back!
Deadprez: Vic has the advantage here, but wait a second! SQ is fighting back! And he then hits a low blow on Vic as he turned his back! Never turn your back in these type of situations, and now SQ is climbing the ladder but Vic proceeds to as well as both men climb to the very top of the ladder! NOW THEY’RE BOTH TRADING PUNCHES AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! BUT SQ IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND AND HE SWINGS A HUGE RIGHT WHICH SMACKS VIC OFF THE LADDER!! BUT VIC IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE NEXT LADDER IN FRONT OF THEM!! SQ THEN TRIES TO MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER AND HE ENDS UP KICKING THE LADDER VIC IS ON AS IT TIPS OVER, CAUSING VIC TO CRASH DOWN BY THE ELECTRICAL DEVICES NEAR THE STAGE!!!
ETR: Vic is being shocked as those electrical devices go off on him, as SQ looks on with a very HUGE smile on his face, as he heads back toward the ring… SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP ON THE LADDER AND TRYING TO GRAB THE CITV BRIEFCASE!! BUT SQ WONT ALLOW IT AS HE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER WITH HIM, AND BOTH MEN SHARE PUNCHES!!1
Deadprez: But ADV is up in position with that wired bat still hanging on his back, but he doesn’t care at all! HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS CONDITION NOW, HE WANTS THAT BRIEFCASE AS HE GRABS THAT LADDER POP SET UP ON THE TABLE AND HE FOLDS THE LADDER AND HE PULLS IT UP INSIDE THE RING AS IT KNOCKS THE LADDER OVER WHERE SCOTT AND SQ ARE STANDING ON AND BOTH FALL INSIDE THE RING!!!
ETR: BUT SQ GETS THE WORST OUT OF IT AS HE LANDS ON TOP OF THOSE THUMB TACKS, BLOOD HAD EARILER!! And now ADV grabs another table from the side of the ring and he sets it on top of the other table but out of nowhere, Mister Blood comes back into action and his ADV in his groin! BUT POP COMES BACK INTO PLAY AS HE GRABS THAT SLEDGE HAMMER, ADV HAD AND HE HITS BLOOD IN THE BACK THEN HE SETS BLOOD OVER THE TABLE ALONG WITH ADV! BUT HE HAS BLOOD ON THE SECOND TABLE, WHILE HE SETS ADV ON THE ONE ON THE VERY TOP!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! AND NOW POP IS CLIMBING THE LADDER ON VOLTAGE’S COMMENTATOR TABLE AND HE’S ABOUT TO DO WHAT HE WANTED TO IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MATCH!! HE HAS BOTH BLOOD SET UP AS HE CLIMBS THE VERY TOP AND HE HITS THE FROG SPLASH AS HE CRASHES ADV AND BLOOD BOTH THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!! POP WENT UP VERY HIGH IN THE AIR AS HE CRASHES THROUGH BOTH MEN!
ETR: All men are down as inside the ring, SQ is back on his feet but Ryan Mason ends up kicking SQ in the face, causing him to roll outside the ring, and while he rolls outside, his back catches thumb tacks! BUT NOW RYAN MANSON IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NO ONE IS GOING TO RUIN THIS MOMENT FOR RYAN MANSON AS THIS NEWCOMER IS CLIMBING THE LADDER FOR THE CITV!! NO ONE IS TO BE SEEN AS HE’S CLIMBING THE LADDER!! RYAN IS GETTING UP THEIR SLOWLY NOW, AS HE REACHES UP AND HIS HAND HAS THE TIP OF THAT BRIEFCASE!! ONE MORE TRY AND RYAN MASON SHOULD HAVE IT!!
Deadprez: BUT WHAT IS THIS!?! VIC VENDETTA TIPS THE LADDER OVER!!! AND RYAN GOES CRAASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! WHERE DID VIC COME FROM!?! WE ALL THOUGHT VIC WAS DONE FOR IT BUT HE HAS HIS CHANCE TO GET TO THE BRIEFCASE NOW WITH EVERYONE DOWN!! BUT ADV IS SLIGHTLY MOVING ON THE OUTSIDE, AND VIC IS CLIMBING THE LADDER HIMSELF NOW… SCOTT DIAMOND TRIES TO HOLD VIC’S LEG BEFORE CLIMBING BUT VIC FIGHTS HIM OFF BY STOMPING HIM IN THE FACE!
ETR: And ADV IS SLIDING INTO THE RING SLOWLY WITH THAT WIRED BAT STILL STUCK ONTO HIM…. ADV IS TRYING TO CLIMB THE LADDER HIMSELF BUT AA COMES UP FORM BEHIND AND HE GRABS THAT WIRED BACK THAT’S STUCK ONTO ADV, AND ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE STOPS CLIMBING THE LADDER!!
Deadprez: but AA NEEDS TO STOP FOCUSING ON ADV AND GET TO VIC BECAUSE VIC IS ABOUT TO WIN!! HE’S INCHES CLOSE TO GRABBING THE BRIEFCASE AS HE REACHES FOR IT!! BUT JUST IN TIME, AA CLIMBS UP THE LADDER VASTLY AND HE PUNCHES VIC AS THEY BOTH START TO TRADE SHOTS!!…
ETR: But, ADV QUICKLY DISMISSES BOTH OF THEM AS HE FINALLY TAKES THE WIRED BAT OFF HIS BACK HIMSELF AND HE SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF AA’S HEAD!! AND IT’S STUCK INTO HIS HAIR AS ADV PULLS THE BAT AND AA’S HEAD IS JERKING BACK!! IT LOOKS LIKE ADV IS ABOUT TO RIP AA’S DAMN HEAD OFF!!
Deadprez: SCOTT IS UP THOUGH AND HE CHARGES AT ADV BUT ADV DODGES AND KICKS HIM IN THE GROIN FOR THE LAST STAND!!! IT CONNECTS PERFECTLY!!!
ETR: Meanwhile, now ADV pushes AA off the ladder and climbs it up himself and now he pushes Vic off, and Vic lands right on the ring ropes, as he holds himself before falling onto the outside!! And it looks like we have our winner, folks!!! ADV IS ON THE VERY TOP AND NO ONE TO STOP HIM!! HE LIFTS HIS ARMS UP SLOWLY FOR THE CASE AN— NO WAIT!! POP WITH ANOTHER HIGHFLYING MOVE, HE JUMPS ON THE RING ROPES AND LANDS HIMSELF RIGHT ON THE LADDER!!! AND ADV IS SHOCKED AS POP AND ADV START TRADING PUNCHES ON THE LADDER!! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE BY POP!! AND POP IS GETTING THE BEST OUT OF THEM BOTH!!
Deadprez: NOW POP HITS A HUGE RIGHT HOOK ON ADV AND ADV FALLS OFF THE LADDDER AND NOW POP HAS THE CHANCE TO TAKE THE CASE!! DAMN! HOW HARD IS IT FOR SOMEONE TO GRAB A DAMN CASE!!
ETR: In this match, it should be very hard! But now Blood slides back into the ring but POP REALIZES IT AND HE HOPS OFF THE LADDER BUT BLOOD DODGES AS POP LANDS RIGHT ON THE THUMB TACKS!!! AND BLOOD THEN KICKS POP OUT OF THE RING!!!
Deadprez: BUT BLOOD TURNS INTO ANOTHER LAST STAND BY ADV!!! AND BLOOD IS KNOCKED COLD!!! ADV HAS THE BEST ADVANTAGE AGAIN!! HE BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER ONCE AGAINEEE!!
ETR: Superior Quality 85 looks up from outside the ring and hurries back inside though… but he slowly tries to climb up the ladder with ADV!!!
Deadprez: BOTH MEN ARE CLIMBING AT THE SAME RATE AS THEY MEET THE TOP WITH EACHOTHER AND THEY DON’T EVEN TRADE PUNCHES, BOTH ARE HOLDING ONTO THE CITV BRIEFCASE!!! WHO WILL GRAB IT FIRST!!! BOTH HAVE IT IN THEIR HANDS!!!
ETR: BUT WAIT A MINUTE, VIC VENDETTA WITH ONE FINALLY BLOW, HE TOSSES ADV’S SLEDGE HAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS BACK!!! AND ADV ENDS UP CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! VIC JUST COSTED ADV THE MATCH!!! BECAUSE SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS IT!!! HE WINS!!! HE WINS!!! SUPERIOR QIALITY IS MR. CITV!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Superior Quality 85’s music hits as he drops down off the ladder with the CITV briefcase in his arms)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the 2011 CASH IN THE VAULT!!! SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!
Deadprez: Wow, ETR, what a MATCH! Every man in this match put everything on the line! Everyone gave it their all! But in the end Superior Quality was able to take advantage of Vic’s last blow toward ADV and costing him the CITV!
ETR: What Vic did was awesome, he got his revenge on ADV from his recent weeks but the real story here is, SUPERIOR QUALITY 85! He has the chance of the lifetime, anytime or any where he can cash in that briefcase against any champion! And for my records, every CITV winner in EAW has successfully won a World Championship when cashing in.
Deadprez: You’re right about that partner, but we’ll see what happens next! Certainly will be very anticipated!
(Camera fades to Robbie V sitting in a dark room, in a chair, sitting across from another chair that appears to be empty)
Robbie: You’re beautiful… But you’re so ugly at the same time.. You’re such a disease to so many that have touched you. You’re an addiction, a fungus, something that you hate, but just can’t get rid of… Something any man in this company just can’t live without. For years I thought.. Deep down in my mind.. That it was the critics laughing behind my back. “Robbie V can’t win the big one”… “Robbie V just can’t do it”…. “The greatest extremist to have never won a World Championship”… Does that mean anything to you? Of course it does, because in reality it was always YOU. You were always the one laughing at me behind my back. You were always the one with that sick.. demented.. vicious grin upon your face every time I came so close.. And failed to capture you. Do you realize what you’ve done?… You’ve made me turn on the last best friend I ever had in this company. Don’t you smile at me- DON’T you DARE smile at me you smug son of a bitch! God, I hate you… I hate everything about you… I hate everything you stand for within every fiber of my being. But I can’t abandon you. You’re what haunts me at night and you’re what keeps me breathing. For three years I’ve felt pain. Pain that no other man in this company has felt so terribly.. So much so that it nearly tears him apart. Who do you think you are? Answer me that, who the hell do you think you are? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
(The camera slowly pans over to reveal a replica of the World Heavyweight Championship sitting across from Robbie in the chair)
Robbie: RRS was my only friend.. The last friend I had in this company and you turned me into a monster on Showdown. Yet I still want you. I want you more than anything and I’m tired of waiting. I’M TIRED OF WAITING!
(Robbie picks up the World Heavyweight Championship and kicks the chair it sat in across the room)
Robbie: I didn’t want to do it, RRS.. But you.. You BEGGED me to do it. You allowed yourself to get kicked square in the jaw four times in a row just to get a rise out of me. You begged for this match with me, RRS, and now because of your actions, you’ve finally received it. You’ve got the Robbie V you’ve wanted this entire time. I hope it feels good knowing you’re right, RRS. Does it? Does it feel good knowing that I was the one playing the games the entire time? But you wanted to take it to the next level, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, YOU WERE ONE STEP AWAY FROM GETTING DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEGGING ME TO KICK YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL! YOU WANTED THIS AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU WANTED, RRS. I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP! But… But there’s a difference between you and this Championship, RRS. You see, RRS. You. Our friendship. Every feeling you’ve given me from hate to love. All of that is expendable. But this? This World Heavyweight Championship.. It lasts forever.
(Robbie V stares deeply into the camera as it fades to black)
( A recap between the John Alloy and Kevin Devastation feud, starting with the “Him” buildup to the DvsSD confrontation, to the buildup to Pain for Pride airs on the screen ) …
( The camera pans to the ring announcer, standing in the ring )
Announcer: This following contest… is a HIGHWAY TO HELL MATCH!!!!
( The camera transitions to a casket, placed at the bottom of the ramp right next to the ring ) …
Announcer: The only way to win is by incapacitating the opponent enough to trap inside of a large transportable Casket, and then wheel the opponent up the ramp to the finish line!!!!
( The arena silences, as an entire fleet of crows come out and fly over the arena, and across the Cotton Bowl stadium into the skies ) …
( John Alloy’s music hits, as he walks out to the ring weilding his Titanium bat wrapped in Barbedwire, in his trenchcoat )
Announcer: Introducing first… from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNDSSSSS…. “IRONCLAD”, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNN… AAAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!
Jaywalker: Let me say this now.. John Alloy is a bonefied World Champion. Everything about him just stands out, he’s got what it takes perhaps more than anybody else in the lockerroom to become the face of the EAW Franchise one day.. but Kevin Devastation has been able to throw John Alloy off SO MUCH, that I think even Alloy’s forgetting how great of a talent of himself that he truly is.
WWEFan: You’re right, Alloy’s lifes purpose has been to make KD pay, make him pay for everything Alloy’s been put through.. and now as we truly see Alloys first huge match, how will he react?
Jaywalker: And just imagine what it would do to Alloy if Kevin Devastation were to walk away with the ring..
WWEFan: And this just makes this whole contest into a must-win situation for the both of these guys…
( Alloy’s music is put to a stop, as the stage begins to be set in flames )
Jaywalker: What’s this??…
( The stage continues to be set in flames, as John Alloy looks on in confusion ) ..
( A massive pair of headlights shoot out from the tunnel, and Kevin Devastation’s music hits as an entire motorcycle gang, dressed in black hoodies hiding their faces rides out from the back, as the stage continues to be engulfed in flames ) …
( Kevin Devastation is the last of them to ride out, as the entire stage seems to be surrounded in flames, and they all revv their engines loudly, as Devastation is wearing his “Last Outlaw” hoodie and blood-red bandana )
WWEFan: There he is…
( The ramp and the entire ringside area shoot up a massive wall of fire, as KD begins riding to the ramp and circling the ring )
Announcer: And his opponent…. from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 291 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSS…. “THE LAST OUTLAW”, KEVINNNNNNNN DEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAASTATIOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Jaywalker: Kevin Devastation making his unique entrance, ofcorse we all know about last years display… a guy who loves to impress as far as decor, but in the win-loss sheet… ehh…
WWEFan: You’re right Jay, Devastation has an 0-2 record at Pain for Pride, and with a statistic like that… that’s gotta be enough motivation towards winning this match tonight.
Jaywalker: Well true, when your a competitor coming into Pain for Pride, your only option is victory! I mean some people tend to go into something without the idea of losing in their minds, which can be a sword to live by and die by, and i think Devastation’s doing that today. He’s not thinking about failure, he’s thinking about how he’s gonna be partying in his homestate after a victory tonight, im sure!
WWEFan: Never thought Devastation was the partying type… but Jay you’re correct, and hey, I know that better than anybody! After all, I’ve never lost at Pain for Pride (smirk)…
Jaywalker: What’re you talking about? You lost in the CITV 2!
WWEFan: Oh… I was kinda hoping you’d forget I was in that match… nonetheless, John Alloy is in the ring, Kevin Devastation is on the apron, and things are about to get NASTY tonight.. believe me, you might wanna send the kids to clean their rooms or something, because this won’t be nice.. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: John Alloy is in the ring, beckoning for Devastation to just step in… and KD, staring directly into Alloys eyes enter the ring, and Alloy IMMEDIATELY starts towards Devastation, going for several blows right into the head!!! And KD somehow shakes those quickly, and connects FAST, QUICK AND DEADLY SHOTS INTO THE BODY, INTO THE RIBS, THE GUT, ANYTHING THATS OPEN! And as Alloys punches cease, Devastation lands an uppercut, sending Alloy to one knee!! And KD SWINGS FOR THE KNOCKOUT HAYMAKER—
Jaywalker: But Alloy BLOCKS that with his arm!! And Alloy returns up as KD swings with his left hook, and Alloy GRABS that arm as well!! And Alloy pulls back and swings towards Devastation, but KD DUCKS right under it, ends up behind John Alloy, and wants to connect the back suplex… but Alloy BACKFLIPS out of it, backs into the ropes and as Devastation turns around… Alloy PLANTS THE BOOT UPSIDE KD’S SKULL!!!
WWEFan: And with no sign of letup at all, Alloy gets on one knee, and starts beating KD’s face in with punches into the face, one, by one, by one by one! And Alloy stops for a brief moment, as Devastation uses that opportunity to roll out of the ring! And John Alloy isnt going to give Devastation time to think, Alloy rolls out of the ring as well, as Kevin Devastation stumbles infront of the barriacde, leaning over it to recuperate…. and Alloy runs, jumps and PLANTS THE IRONSPLASH!!!!
Jaywalker: NO! Devastation dodges, as Alloy flies GUTFIRST into that cade! And Alloy flips over the ‘cade, falling into the audience, on the floor clutching his ribs! Kevin Devastation now turns around to the steel steps nearby him, as several members of the crowd are trying to warn Alloy… and Devastation pulls them out, and lifts the Steps up, turn to Alloy and await his return up… and as Alloy rises to his feet, Devastation DRIVES TOWARDS ALLOY— but Alloy GRABS HOLD OF THOSE STEPS! Stopping them RIGHT before he’s hit!
WWEFan: And Alloy backs up, runs and LEAPS OFF THE BARRICADE, AND CONNECTS THE COLD!!!!! ROLLED!!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!! DIRECTLY INTO DEVASTATION’S FACE, AS KEVIN DEVASTATION IS LAID OUT!!!
Jaywalker: OH MY GOSH!!!
WWEFan: WHAT A MOVE! John Alloy knows he just did something HUGE here! Devastation is laid out, after that surge of energy from John Alloy, and now John Alloy grabs Devastation by one arm, pulls his deadweight up, and with Alloys arms wrapped around KD’s torso, he drags Devastation across ringside to the front of the ramp, where the casket is being held…
Jaywalker: Easy to say that John Alloy connecting his huge move definitely brought matters into his own hands! And Alloy has dragged KD far enough, as there are another pair of steel steps, and Devastation is slumped over those, as John Alloy pulls the casket near him, and opens up the cask— HEY!!!!
Jaywalker: LOOK WHO’S LEAPING THE BARRICADE!! ITS, ITS NICK ANGEL?!??!?!
Jaywalker: AND NICK ANGEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS CONFRONTS ALLOY, AS ALLOY TURNS TOWARDS HIM, AND ANGEL CLOCKS THE STEEL CHAIR DIRECTLY OVER JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!!! AND JOHN ALLOY IS SPREAD OUT LIKE A BEDSHEET!
WWEFan: WHAT’S THIS KID DOING HERE????
Jaywalker: Revenge, Fan!! And it’s a dish best served Cold!
WWEFan: And speaking of Cold, Kevin Devastation is no longer out cold, but instead has a cold look in his eyes, as Devastation is up on his feet, and both he and Nick Angel lift up John Alloy, and place him directly into the casket… and as Alloy is slumped over it, Nick tries rolling him all the way in… as Alloy turns around and SOCKS ANGEL INTO THE STOMACH! And Alloy turns to KD, as he socks Devastation into the bridge of the nose, and he turns back to Angel to connect a BICYCLE KICK, RIGHT INTO THE FACE! As Nick Angel is laid out!!!
Jaywalker: And John Alloy holds his head after that shot with the chair, but KEVIN DEVASTATION, FROM BEHIND WRAPS HIS STEEL CHAIN FROM HIS BIKE THAT WAS SETTING IN THE RING AROUND JOHN ALLOYS THROAT!! Kevin Devastation is blatantly strangling John Alloy!! And Alloy’s trying to thrust his shoulders backwards, but Alloy eventually begins fading too much, and Devastation rolls John Alloy into the ring, as he tosses his chain into the casket!
WWEFan: I don’t see why he’d do that, considering the fact that the only way to win this match is out-side…. but I THINK IM FINDING OUT WHY, AS KEVIN CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON, AND IS HEADED TO THE TOP ROPE AS ALLOY IS ON ALL FOURS… Kevin Devastation looks like he’s ready to take a biiiiig time risk…. and John Alloy makes it up to his feet, as Devastation LEAPS OFF, TAKING ALLOY DOWN WITH THE DIVING CROSSBODY!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! But oddly, Kevin Devastation is laying over John Alloy, as if he were holding a pin…
Jaywalker: Wait a second… WAIT A SECOND, LOOK!! Look what’s inbetween John Alloy and Kevin Devastation on the ground, its a BARBEDWIRE BAT, AND KEVIN DEVASTION JUST FLEW RIGHT INTO IT!! KD rolls off of Alloy, but is on the ground clutching his stomach after John Alloy made that last-ditch move at finding a reversal! And it came half-way, but just enough to get to KD! Kevin Devastation pulls himself up using the ring ropes, as he makes it to his feet…. and Devastation rolls John Alloy towards where the casket is, as John Alloy’s opperbody is layed out on the ring apron…
WWEFan: And we know what’s coming here! Kevin Devastation steps onto the ring apron, and is looking down at John Alloy… and Kevin Devastation RUNS TOWARDS ALLOY, LEAPS, AND GOES FOR THAT GUILLOTINE LEGDROP—– BUT JOHN ALLOY ROLLS DIRECTLY OUT OF THE WAY!!! AS DEVASTATION’S THIGH HITS THE APRON, AND KD FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CASKET!! Devastion definitely got a hurting there, and John Alloy has meanwhile returned to his feet in the ring… Alloy is now staring down KD in the ring…. UH OH, AND HE BACKS UP TO THE ROPES, AND RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS KD!!!!!! AND ALLOY LEAPS OVER THE ROPES!!!!….
Jaywalker: AND CONNECTS A PERFECT SUICIDE DIVE, INTO KD, ON THE OUTSIDE!!! And John Alloy stumbles out of the casket to the ground, as he seems to have incapacitated KD! And Alloy, who’s up shuts the lid of the casket, and grabs the handle, walking up the ramp with it!
WWEFan: And as Alloy starts pulling the casket up that INSANELY long ramp, 12 seconds of a walk in, when they reach the middle of the ramp, DEvastion pushes up the cover of the casket from the inside! And Devastation sits up, while John Alloy is making his way to the finish line!
Jaywalker: Already! And John Alloy contines carting it, but this time Alloy after carting it some more LETS GO, as the casket SLIDES DOWN THE RAMP, AND….. JUST in the knick of time, Devastation rolls out of the casket!!
WWEFan: Devastation didn’t take the trip down the ramp yet, as Alloy approaches him…. but Devastation DUCKS DOWN, AND LIFTS ALLOY TO PLANT A SPINEBUSTER!!! A spinebuster right into the ramp!!! And look!! Look whos pushing the casket up the ramp! It’s Nick Angel!!
Jaywalker: He’s still here?!?!
WWEFan: Nick Angel VOWED revenge on John Alloy, ever since Alloy attacked him, but i had NO CLUE he’d be out here on this stage on this night!! And now Devastation, not minding his help opens the casket, as Nick Angel picks up John Alloy with all he’s got, and rolls John Alloy’s entire body into the casket!
Jaywalker: Devastation places the lid on it, and KD turns to Nick Angel giving him a hi-five…. and Devastation INSTEAD WRAPS HIS CLAW AROUND NICK ANGELS THROAT, AND LIFTS HIM UP.. TO DROP HIM DOWN, WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! That’s wasn’t cool! Nick Angel came out to HELP KD, not hurt him!
WWEFan: Look at this, Devastation lifts up Nick Angel’s unconscious body…. and lays him RIGHT OVER THE CLOSED CASKET OF JOHN ALLOY!!
Jaywalker: GENIUS, using another mans deadweight to seal Alloy in there!! Kevin Devastation is now carting John Alloy back up the ramp, which is certainly a trip, but a trip that comes with reward! Devastation is hauling ass, trying to get Alloy up the ramp as fast as he can… but Alloy is STILL banging on the casket, STILL trying to find some way out!! Alloy in that cramped, closed space is trapped, he’s caught! He’s confined, and Kevin Devastation REACHES NEAR THE TOP OF THE RAMP!!!
WWEFan: BUT JOHN ALLOY INSIDE THE CASKET STARTS TIPPING HIS WEIGHT! Alloy starts bumping into the surrounding walls from inside, and BECAUSE OF THAT, THE CASKET TIPS OVER!!! AND WITH NICK ANGEL OFF, JOHN ALLOY ROLLS OUT OF THE CASKET!! That was SO CLOSE! And Kevin Devastation knows that he’s gotta find a way to get Alloy back in the casket quickly, as he heads towards Alloy.. —BUT ALLOY SWINGS AROUND, WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN IN HIS HAND!!! WITH KD’S STEEL CHAIN, AS HE SWINGS IT INTO KD’S LEG!!!
Jaywalker: Ah, thats the very chain that KD tossed in there! I guess he forgot about that! Alloy has that chain again, as he CONTINUES SWINGING IT INTO KDS BODY! LASHING HIM ON THE BACK, SWINGING IT INTO HIS LEG, ANY OPEN PART OF HIS BODY! And KD, trying to escape, limps off to the side of the ramp, as John Alloy follows behind… both men are now at the side of the ramp, near the tech systems, in this Pain for Pride bout! These men have went out of bounds of the contest, but this match is still going on, as Alloy reaches for KD… but KD SWINGS AROUND, AND SMASHES AN ALCOHOLIC BOTTLE PULLED FROM A TABLE, RIGHT OVER JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!!!
WWEFan: NO, ALLOY DUCKS UNDER THAT! And Devastation turns around after swinging, as Alloy SCOOPS HIM UP FOR THE SPIN-OUT SCOOP SLAM, SENDING KEVIN DEVASTATION DIRECTLY THROUGH THAT WOODEN TABLE!!! THAT WAS AMAZING REFLEXES BY JOHN ALLOY, THAT COULD HAVE EASILY COSTED HIM THE MATCH RIGHT THERE! John Alloy ducked his way out of a fatal blow, and now Alloy MUST capitalize here!!! Devastation is barely moving, as Alloy grabs KD’s head, and is now dragging KD over to the ramp where the casket lies, just 13 feet infront of the finish line!
Jaywalker: And as Alloy steps onto the ramp, pulling KD along with him, Alloy heads towards the casket and pulls it up to a vertical base… and now John Alloy with Devastation just getting back to one knee pulls up KD…. AND LOOK!!!!! KD HAS HIS RIGHT FIST WRAPPED WITH A CHAIN!!! ALLOY IS UNSUSPECTING, AS KD DELIVERS A SOUPBONE TO THE SKULL WITH THAT RUSTY CHAIN!!! AND ALLOY FALLS TO THE GROUND!!
WWEFan: What a GRUESOME SHOT!! Alloy is on the ground, bleeding from his forehead, and KD HOVERS OVER ALLOY, DELIVERING SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO HIS SKULL, WITH THAT CHAIN EQUIPPED FIST!!!
Jaywalker: KD’s gotta stop!!! KD has become enraged!! The more punches he delivers, the angrier he gets! And now Kevin Devastation drops the chain and…. and Kevin PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN!!! AND DEVASTATION LIFTS JOHN ALLOY UP!!! GOING FOR THE “OUTLAWED”……….. AND HE CONNECTS IT, SENDING JOHN ALLOY HURLING INTO THE CASKET!!
WWEFan: JOHN ALLOY IS LAID OUT IN THE CASKET, THIS IS KEVINS CHANCE! KEVIN DEVASTATION SHUTS THE DOOR TO THE CASKET! And now Devastation walks to the front of the casket, grabs onto the handle, and is HAULING Alloy up the ramp!!! Kevin is getting closer! 7 steps! 6 steps! 5 steps! 4 steps! 3 steps! 2 steps!!!! 1!!!!!!!…….. ( Ding! ding! Ding! )
( Kevin Devastation’s music hits, as he falls back to the ground in awe ) ..
Announcer: Here is your winneeeerrr….. KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN… DEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
WWEFan: Kevin Devastation has gotten his retribution! After two straight years of failure, Kevin Devastation has been able to triumph tonight, and has taken John Alloy down the Highway to Hell, and can live to tell the tale!
Jaywalker: Couldn’t have said it any better… for so long, Kevin Devastation has dished out torment to John Alloy, and John Alloy did his best to get back at Kevin Devastation, John Alloy is truly a FIGHTER… but Kevin Devastation was just, basically he was just the better man tonight..
WWEFan: It wasn’t pretty, it was a slugfest, and it was competitive all the way–
Jaywalker: Hey… hey wait…. Kevin Devastation is standing over the casket, and is pouring some sort of fluid out of a small bottle, all over the caseke— oh.. oh boy… ( KD’s music halts )
WWEFan: Oh no…
( Kevin Devastation, after dumping the fluids, pulls out a lighter from his boot, and begins to ignite
the casket into flames )
WWEFan: HE’S SETTING HIM ON FIRE!! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS????? KEVIN DEVASTATION’S DONE ENOUGH TO THE GUY, NOW HES SETTING HIM ON FIRE???
( Devastation wraps the chain around his fist, and raises the fist into the air in celebration as the crowd looks on in dismay, as he turns around and walks to the back )
Jaywalker: Fan… Kevin Devastation is making sure that he sends John Alloy directly to Hell…
( Several EMT’s run out from the back with fire extinguishers, and instantly start spraying the casket in attempt to put out the flames ) …
( The EMT’s tear open the casket, and pull John Alloy out of the casket… but come to realization that John Alloy’s body was replaced with a picture perfect wax dummy ) …
( The dummy begins to melt in the EMT’s arms slowly, as the head falls off of its body )
WWEFan: Jay.. what does this mean…. where’s John Alloy?
Jaywalker: I can’t answer that question…
(Camera fades backstage to Eve holding a microphone)
Eve: Hello ladies and gentlemen, it looks as though Pain For Pride has already gotten off to a HUGE start, and it’s only going to get bigger! And speaking of going to get bigger, it can only get bigger for my guest because he will compete tonight in a big match for a prestigious Championship. Everyone, please welcome my guest.. He is the self-proclaimed True American Hero! StarrStan!
(Camera pans over to an arrogant StarrStan smiling)
Starr: Thanks Eve, and I must say, you look beautiful tonight. You know, I’ve done a lot of thinking and.. Well.. I’ve realized that I went from being in the first EVER Cash In The Vault match at the first EVER Pain For Pride event.. To facing the Golden Boy of the wrestling industry for the Inter-Brand Championship at Pain For Pride 2… To facing Jaywalker in an Ultimate Submission match at Pain For Pride 3… To facing some.. Some TOOTHLESS.. DISGUSTING… ARROGANT… Piece of garbage that these fans here in MY home country actually cheer? For a Championship I’ve already beaten him for TWICE? And then to be accused of only recently being proud of my American heritage because of my opponent tonight? BLASPHEMY. That’s blasphemy, Eve, Jason Cage has absolutely nothing to do with my patriotism. It was tough enough to stomach facing a Canadian piece of crap at LAST year’s Pain For Pride. And sure, he MAY have beat me at my own game in that match, but right now, as we speak, that same exact Canadian piece of crap is sitting behind a commentators desk while I’m STILL winning Championships and proving to be the greatest athlete this company has to offer. You know–
Eve: Woah.. Hold on, Starr.. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
Starr: What? My hair? Oh it’s real.. It’s DAMN re–
Eve: No, not that.. That.. (Eve points down)
Starr: Oooohhh…. That.. You mean my cock. (Starr smiles)
(StarrStan picks up a cage with a rooster in it from off the ground)
Starr: Yeah, well I thought of bringing just a couple exhibits of what I think makes America great. This little guy here represents the farms that house them. A GREAT piece of good ol Americana.
Eve: No Starr, not that… I mean THAT. (Eve points down again)
Starr: What? You’re DISGUSTED by this? Eve.. You have such a FILTHY mind.. That’s my dick.
(StarrStan picks up a framed picture of President Nixon)
Starr: How dirty and cheap of you it is to believe the slander that has nearly destroyed his good name. Richard Nixon was one of, if not THE greatest President this country has ever had.
Eve: That’s not what I’m talking about, Starr. I’m talking about that.. (Eve points below Starr’s waist)
Starr: Oh… That?
Eve: Yeah… Can I… Can I touch it?
Starr: Sure… I don’t see why not. Knock yourself out.
(Starr pushes Eve’s head down below his waist)
Eve: Oh I love it, it’s beautiful… Hmm, it’s bigger than I thought..
Starr: Just another great thing about this country, we’ve got this nice state of Texas.
(The camera lowers to show Eve rubbing Starr’s Elite Championship that’s around his waist)
Starr: And EVERYTHING.. Is bigger in Texas.
(StarrStan smiles as the camera fades back to the ring)
(A video package plays highlighting the feud between Y2Impact, Ashten Cross, and Lethal Consequences for the Answers World Championship)
(Camera cuts back to the arena where the Announcer is in the ring)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is YOUR Main Event for Day 1 of PAIN! FOR!! PRIIIDDE!!!…. It is scheduled for one fall and is for THE ANSWERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOORRLLLDDD!!….
(Lethal Consequence’s music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers)
(LC comes out to the stage as below his feet, catchphrases such as “DON’T PISS ME OFF” and “SLAPNUTS” are seen rapidly appearing on the floor of the stage)
Stew: I can NOT wait to get to this action, I think I speak for many people when I say that I have been waiting for all three of these men to go at it since all of this began back just after Reasonable Doubt.
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. LETTTHHAAALLLL CONSEQUENCESSS!!!
Stew: Each one of these men have traveled their own way to get here, yet somehow together. LC here got here in the main event of Pain For Pride by sheer will and the determination to make it back on top after the big slump in his career following his EAW Title reign back in 2009.
(Ashten Cross’ music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers)
(Ashten comes out to the stage as below his feet, a big graphics that reads “The Diety” appears on the floor of the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring… From Charlotte, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 280 pounds!…. ASSHTTTTEEEENNN CRRROOOSSSSS!!!
Masters: I’ll admit, Ashten has quite an advantage over his two opponents tonight. He’s the biggest athlete in this entire match, but that MAY make him the odd man out. LC and Impact very well MAY work together in order to get this big man that is Ashten out of the way.
(A short video package highlighting Y2Impact’s Answers World Championship reign is shown)
(The video stops as a countdown begins)..
(Y2Impact’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)
(Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage with the Answers World Championship around his waist as below his feet, cryptic codes rapidly appear on the floor of the stage)
Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring, the champion!…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!….. Y! 2!! IMMMMPPAAACCCTTTT!!!
Stew: Impact better hope that video that just played isn’t a farewell gift because it was laid out to him on Voltage by CEO Daniels, if Impact does NOT retain the Answers World Title tonight, he is GONE from Voltage! He’s got a lot on the line tonight, Masters.
Masters: No doubt, Stew, and lets not even forget Impact’s big Pain For Pride winning streak as well. He has YET to lose at a Pain For Pride event and I think he’s going to do everything in his power to keep that belt around his waist and his streak intact tonight. All three men are now ready in the ring as the Referee holds up that Answers World Title in the air.. And it looks like this match is going to officially start..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: All three look ready to make the first move.. Each one looking back at each other, anything could happen at this moment.. And Impact is the first to make a move, charging for Ashten! But Ashten cuts him off with a knee to the gut! Ashten backs Impact up into the corner, just UNLOADING shots into him! LC is quick to turn Ashten around, demanding HE get a piece of Impact too! Ashten PUSHES LC to the ground before going back to his attack on Impact! But Impact with a RAKE to the eyes of Ashten! Ashten back-pedals as Impact CHARGES! But Ashten sidesteps the attack as Impact instead runs into LC! AND LC WITH A HARD BACK BODY DROP ON IMPACT! LC quickly rushes into Ashten Cross now, laying into him with lefts and rights of his own! LC looks to have kept Ashten at bay for long enough as he now turns around to go back on the attack of the Answers World Champion! BUT IMPACT DROPS LC ON HIS BACK, KEEPING BOTH LEGS! WALLS OF IMPACT EARLY ON!!! But Ashten lays Impact out with a devastating clothesline!
Masters: Ashten grabs a hold of LC now, pulling him to his feet.. But LC immediately escapes the grip of Ashten, NAILING him with a European uppercut! LC is now taking it to Ashten as Impact looks to get back to his feet.. But LC quickly turns around, charging at Impact with a clothesline! It connects! Impact looks to be once again down as LC turns his attention back to Ashten, propped up on the ropes.. LC CHARGES! BUT ASHTEN SENDS LC TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! NO! LC’s able to land on his feet on the apron as an unsuspecting Ashten Cross looks to follow up on the damage done to Impact.. Impact rises to his feet.. Ashten turns him around! HE PICKS HIM UP!! LOOK OUT! F5!!!! But Impact escapes it, landing on his feet behind Ashten! Impact charges into the ropes as Ashten turns around.. But Ashten sidesteps the attack! Impact’s headed for LC! But LC stops Impact dead in his tracks with a headbutt to the stomach through the ropes! LC’s picking him up, still on the apron! LC SENDS IMPACT DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew: Ashten chimes in with a shot to the head of LC now! The World Champion is down and out here on the outside and that does NOT affect this match because he doesn’t even have to be involved in the fall for the title to change hands here tonight! Ashten grabs a hold of LC who is still on the apron, navigating him towards the corner.. And DRIVES him into the ringpost! But LC isn’t down just yet, he’s hanging by that top rope! But Ashten doesn’t even look finished yet as he sets LC up.. VERTICAL SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING! But LC looks to struggle out of it! Ashten can’t get it to connect quite yet as LC battles back! LC REVERSES INTO A HANGMAN ON THE TOP ROPE! Ashten Cross drops flat on his back in the ring, gasping for air, as LC immediately searches under the ring for something! What could he be looking for at this point! He.. HE PULLS OUT AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR!! It looks like LC is using a trick up his sleeve early on in this match up!
Masters: LC quickly climbs up to the apron with that guitar in hand as Ashten begins to get back to his feet.. LC is now climbing UP to the top turnbuckle! He may be looking to go airbourne! Ashten’s up as LC prepares himself.. HE LEAPS– LOOK OUT ASHTEN!! ASHTEN CROSS CATCHES LC IN THE AIR WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! That guitar is sent sliding across the ring as LC looks to be officially down and OUT! There may be no getting back from a counter like that! Ashten has a perfect opportunity to end this contest if he can just make the cover, but he looks as though he may still be in a bit of pain or he could have possibly suffered an injury from that! But damaged or not, Ashten Cross crawls over to the downed LC! HE COVERS HIM!
Stew: LC with a shoulder up! We’ve seen this resilience from Lethal Consequences many times, it’s going to take a whole lot more than that to keep him down! Ashten slowly rises to his feet as LC looks to do the same.. But Ashten seems to be looking at something more than just LC! He’s looking at that acoustic guitar! Ashten gets to his feet and picks up that acoustic guitar as a damaged LC climbs back to his feet using the ropes! ASHTEN RAISES THAT GUITAR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD! LC TURNS AROUND AS ASHTEN SWINGS!! NO! Y2Impact SWIPES that guitar from Ashten’s hands from the apron! Impact drops down to the mat with that guitar in hand as Ashten swings for him! Ashten quickly turns around to meet a HARD shot to the face from LC! LC PULLS HIM IN! THE STROKE!! NO! Ashten with a nice reversal into an arm drag! LC gets back to his feet, rushing into Ashten! But Ashten sends LC up and down throat-first on that top rope! A dazed LC back-pedals into Ashten as he sets him up with something! COBRA CLUTCH!!!! HE’S GOT THE COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN TIGHT ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! HE MAY TAP!!
Masters: LOOK OUT!! IMPACT SWINGS THAT GUITAR OF LC’S INTO BOTH THE SKULLS OF ASHTEN CROSS AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! WHAT A SHOT! Both men drop like statues as Impact contemplates his next move! AND HE COVERS LC!! THIS IS IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: But LC with a shoulder up!! He’s STILL not finished! Impact looks very frustrated, he may want to put this match to an end as quickly as possible! His career on Voltage is on the line! His Title is on the line! HE RUSHES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS ON ASHTEN CROSS!!! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY COVERS ASHTEN!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP! THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER! Impact can’t believe it! LC was damn near out cold just a few seconds ago! Impact quickly gets to his feet and just begins UNLOADING stomps into the body of LC! LC is looking to fight back, trying to slowly get back to his feet for some kind of offense, but Impact only INCREASES the attack, now sending forearms into the body of LC! Impact grabs a hold of LC! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE RINGPOST OF THE CORNER!! The body of LC has just crashed shoulder-first between those turnbuckles and into that cold steel ringpost!! Impact has a vicious look on his face, he’s doing anything to keep either or BOTH of his opponents down for good! He grabs a hold of LC once again, pulling him out.. AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE RINGPOST FOR A SECOND TIME!! You’ve GOTTA wonder what this could be doing to the previously damaged shoulder of LC from his last match with Impact on Voltage! Impact, grabbing a hold of LC again, pulls him out again..
Stew: IMPACT VICIOUSLY IRISH WHIPS LC INTO THE CORNER!! LC’s entire body is sent rolling up to the top turnbuckle just through the sheer FORCE of that whip! A dazed and damaged LC drops down to the apron as Impact CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!! But LC dodges it!! Impact lands firmly on his feet on the outside, he’s not out just yet! HE PULLS LC’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LC is sent dropping face-first into the apron! You can see the blood trickling from the nose of Lethal Consequences as he is navigated towards the Spanish announce table by Impact.. Impact DRIVES LC face-first into the cover of the Spanish announce table! LC drops down as Impact rips off the cover to the Spanish announce table! I hope Impact isn’t looking to DESTROY that table because it seems as though our ring crew has given us these re-enforced steel announce tables! It’ll take a lot more to break one of these babies down!
Masters: Impact rips out one of the monitors from the table as LC rises back to his feet.. IMPACT DRIVES THAT MONITOR INTO THE SKULL OF LC!! Impact drops that monitor and rips out the second monitor to the table before turning his focus back on Lethal Consequences.. He grabs a hold of a now bloody LC, pulling him back to his feet.. Impact is looking to roll the battered and beaten body of LC onto the table! But LC is fighting back! He’s sending multiple elbows into the body of Impact, looking for something to help him out of this! But Impact may be too much! LOOK OUT!! ASHTEN CROSS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! HE JUST TOOK DOWN BOTH MEN!! BOTH LC and Impact are now down and it looks like the control has shifted over into Ashten Cross’ court! But you can only wonder what this man may have in store for these two as he pulls LC to his feet.. HE PICKS HIM UP! No.. No, don’t do that! F5 CONNECTS ONTO THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! LC is LAID out on that table, but the table is NOT destroyed as you can see, but I don’t think.. Ashten is finished yet! He now begins pulling Impact up..
Stew: HE PICKS HIM UP!! NO! DON’T!! F5 CONNECTS ONTO LC ON THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! I can’t BELIEVE THAT! Ashten Cross just F5’d the Answers World Champion onto an already downed LC!! And that table is STILL not apparently destroyed as Ashten now climbs up to the apron.. What-what’s he looking to do? Ashten begins.. CLIMBING to the top turnbuckle!! NO! Whatever you’re thinking, Ashten, don’t do it! HE’S PERCHED UP ON THAT TURNBUCKLE!! NO! HE LEAPS!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND IMPACT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS THE BODY OF ASHTEN CROSS BOUNCES OFF OF THAT RE-ENFORCED ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! HE COULD HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF WITH THAT! Both LC and Impact look on in shock at what they COULD have become victims of! That devastating Shooting Star Press may have taken Ashten completely out of the equation in this match! Both LC and Impact rise to their feet.. Picking up Ashten Cross now..
Masters: Impact clears the Showdown announce table as LC rolls the big man onto the table! All three men are now on the Showdown announce table as LC and Impact pull Ashten to his feet.. LC and Impact look at each other, they stare down, before pulling Ashten up! THEY SET HIM UP!! NO!! NO! LOOK OUT!! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX SENDS ASHTEN CROSS CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!! Both Impact and LC slowly get off the table.. IMPACT DRIVES LC INTO THE STEPS!! Impact looks nowhere near finished with LC, the man he faced just two years ago right here at Pain For Pride! Impact rips the top of those steps off as a now bloody LC climbs back to his feet using the apron.. Impact grabs a hold of him! HE SETS LC UP!! THE BREAKDOWN CONNECTS STRAIGHT ONTO THE STEPS!!! LC is sent face-first into those steps as he now wears a crimson mask! Impact looks to end this as he rolls a possibly unconscious LC into the ring! Impact slides in as well! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF LC!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE–
Stew: NO! LC WITH A KICK OUT!! This is NOT over!! Impact looks up at the Referee in shock!! He can NOT believe LC kicked out of that, but what guts it takes to kick out of a beating that LC just took! He is proving right here tonight that he WANTS that Answers World Title! Impact may want it more though as he rises back to his feet.. He grabs a hold of LC’s feet, dragging him into the middle of the ring! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! AND!… HE’S GOT IT!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! LC IS MOANING AND CRINGING IN PAIN!!! IMPACT SCREAMS FOR LC TO TAP AS LC CONTINUES TO BLEED LIKE A STUFFED PIG!! THIS MAY BE THE END OF THIS YOUNG MAN!! ALL THREE OF THESE MEN HAVE PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAVE INTO THIS, BUT IT SEEMS IMPACT IS LEAVING STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AS LC LOOKS AS THOUGH HE MAY TAP!! But.. BUT LC IS CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! IMPACT INCREASES THE PRESSURE AS A BLOODY LC INCHES HIS WAY TOWARDS FREEDOM!! DON’T TAP, LC! YOU’VE PUT EVERYTHING YOU’VE WORKED FOR INTO THIS! DON’T TAP!! LC’S INCHES AWAY!! HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HE DID IT!
Masters: NO! IMPACT IS NOT BREAKING THE HOLD!! LC MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP!! HE’S GOT A HAND UP!! HE TAPS!!!! NO!! ASHTEN CROSS STOPS THE HAND OF LC FROM OUTSIDE!! I thought he was out of this! It seems Ashten isn’t giving up as well as he slides back into the ring.. AND SENDS A BOOT INTO THE SIDE OF IMPACT’S HEAD!! The Walls of Impact are officially broken as the Answers World Champion drops to the outside! Ashten Cross is once again the only man standing in this match as he turns his focus back on LC.. Both men are battered, they are beaten, but only one man can walk out victorious and that man may be Ashten Cross as he pulls LC up! BUT LC DROPS ASHTEN FLAT ON HIS BACK, GRABBING BOTH LEGS!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! LOCKDOWN!!!! NO! ASHTEN IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! LC LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON ASHTEN CROSS!! IT SEEMS LC CAN’T GET THE FULL LOCKDOWN ON HIM AS HE APPLIES MORE PRESSURE TO THIS SHARPSHOOTER!!
Stew: ASHTEN IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO AND I DON’T THINK THOSE ROPES ARE GOING TO SAVE HIM!! ASHTEN IS IN A HUGE AMOUNT OF PAIN AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE ON THIS DEVASTATING HOLD! ASHTEN’S LOOKING TO TAP TO THIS SHARPSHOOTER!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! IMPACT RUSHES IN!! CODEBREAKER!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS THAT SHARPSHOOTER IS COMPLETELY BROKEN UP!! All three men are down!! Impact needs to end this once and for all! He begins crawling his way towards both downed men, either one may lead to the victory! And… IMPACT DROPS AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF LC!! THIS IS IT! STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: NO! LC’S GOT ONE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! IT’S NOT OVER!! Impact thinks he’s won it! The Referee informs Impact that he had a foot on the rope as a FURIOUS Impact pushes the Ref away! Impact now.. He backs up into the corner of the ring, across from both men.. Impact signals the end of this match as he patiently awaits for EITHER man to rise to their feet! Impact is damn near DROOLING as he waits for someone to get up first as it looks as though both men are doing just that.. ASHTEN’S THE FIRST ONE UP!! IMPACT CHARGES!! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO!! ASHTEN STOPS IT! HE’S REVERSING IT.. HE’S GOT IMPACT UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOK OUT!! F5 TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS SENT CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DEVASTATING F5 AS ASHTEN TURNS AROUND!!
Stew: ACID REIGN!!!! NO! ASHTEN REVERSES THAT AS WELL, PICKING LC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! F5!!!! BUT LC LANDS ON BOTH FEET! HE IMMEDIATELY DROPS ASHTEN FLAT ON HIS BACK!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! AND HE.. HE’S GOT IT!! THE LOCKDOWN!!!! THE LOCKDOWN IS LOCKED IN COMPLETELY ON ASHTEN CROSS THIS TIME!! DON’T TAP, ASHTEN! DON’T TAP!! BUT LC IS PUTTING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO ENDING THIS WITH THIS LOCKDOWN!! ASHTEN HAS NO WHERE TO GO!! HE’S TRYING TO CLAW HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT TO NO AVAIL AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE!! ASHTEN IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO NOT GIVE UP!! BUT HE MAY HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN HIM AS A VICIOUS LC SCREAMS FOR HIM TO TAP!! HE TAPS!!!! ASHTEN CROSS TAPS OUT!!! IT’S OVER! NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Lethal Consequence’s music hits as the Referee hands him the Answers World Championship)
Announcer: The Winner of this match as a result of Submission!!… And NEEEWWWW ANSWERS CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLLDD!!!!!…… LETHAAAAALLLL CONSEQUENCESSSS!!!!!!
Stew: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! He did it! Lethal Consequences is once again the King of the Mountain!! LC has just achieved something many people thought he would NEVER be able to achieve again! He just proved here tonight at Pain For Pride that there is such thing as a second chance in this life and he cemented that by winning the Answers World Championship right here tonight in Dallas, Texas at PAIN! FOR! PRIDE!!
Masters: I can’t believe this! Y2Impact is gone from Voltage! Impact is looking on from the outside of the ring in SHOCK! He can’t believe it! He’s at a loss for words as he looks on at Lethal Consequences celebrating in the ring!
Stew: Karma is a bitch and Y2Impact just got a LETHAL dose of it right here tonight, Masters! But all three men gave it their all tonight, they ALL wanted that Answers World Title more than anything else in the World, but it was THAT man in the ring tonight that had what it took to leave Pain For Pride as THE Answers World Champion!
Masters: I can’t believe Impact just got fired from Voltage! This is ridiculous! Impact still can’t believe it as Ashten Cross gets back to his feet in the ring!
Stew: Both LC and Ashten stare down in the ring as a furious Y2Impact looks on.. Ashten looks disappointed that he isn’t walking out of this arena as the New Answers World Champion as he and LC share some words.. Both men shake hands as Impact is now screaming at the Referee on the outside! It looks as though this chapter has come to an end for all three men and it truly, truly delivered! Signing off for Masters, I’m Stew-O, and thank you for joining us here tonight for the first night of Pain For Pride! Be sure to be back here tomorrow for Day 2, I got a feeling it’s gonna be bigger than expected!..
(Lethal Consequences celebrates in the ring with the Answers World Championship as the camera fades to black)
(Pain For Pride Day 1 Logo Buzzes)
(EAW Intro Plays)
(Video Package airs highlighting StarrStan and Jason Cage’s feud for the Elite Championship)
(Camera cuts back to the ring)
(StarrStan’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)
Stew-O: Welcome back to PAIN FOR PRIDE, ladies and gentlemen!! And the first match of the night starts out with a good old Voltage exclusive!! Now Ladies and gentlemen… I can tell you now that it may be one of the most hard-fought contests we’ve seen from both of these men in a long time!
Masters: And thank GOD for this being exclusive too, not that listening to you talk is all that better, but it sure beats listening to anyone at Jumping-The-Border Commentary over there at the Dynasty table!
(Red, white, and blue confetti begins to reign down from above)
(StarrStan rises up from below the stage with the Elite Championship around his waist, wearing an American Flag like a hood)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the Elite Championship!!…… First, the champion!… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!….. Weighing in at 240 pounds!….. HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION!!…… STAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSTTTAAANNNNNNN!!!
(StarrStan takes off the American Flag and taunts as fireworks explode behind him)
Stew: Is this a concert or a wrestling contest? This is all apart of this shtick Starr has been milking ever since having to deal with Jason Cage, he’s humiliating Jason himself, Jason’s home country of Canada, and insulted basically any country that’s NOT America, he seems to have grown a head too big for that Elite Title.
Masters: StarrStan is a champion, Stew, he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants. And if he wants to be proud of his country and rub it in someone else’s face, then who are we to get in his way?
(Jason Cage’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
(Jason Cage comes out in red and white-colored version of his normal attire as he makes his way to the ring)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Montreal, Quebec, Canada!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!….. JAAAASSSOOOOONNNN CCCAAGGGEEEE!!!
Stew: This is the young Jason Cage’s Pain For Pride debut tonight and I’m sure he’s not driven by fear despite the experienced veteran he’s about to take on, it looks as though Jason is driven by anger! And he has a right for his anger, he has been attacked by mentally and physically for months by StarrStan.
Masters: Cute reference you threw in there, Stew, but it doesn’t matter what Jason is “driven” by tonight, LOOK at StarrStan in the ring, he hasn’t taken his eyes off of his opponent as Jason enters the ring…
Stew: You can see StarrStan smiling with that mouth-piece reading “Elite” on it as a determined Jason Cage looks to begin this match early on! But the Referee keeps him back, taking the Elite Championship and holding it up in the air.. That’s what this is all about too, every ounce of energy both of these men have will go into– STARR SWIPES THE TITLE FROM THE REF’S HANDS!! HE SWINGS AT JASON CAGE!!!
Masters: BUT JASON CATCHES STARRSTAN BY HIS LEFT ARM, DRAGGING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN AS THIS MATCH OFFICIALLY BEGINS!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER WITHIN SECONDS, STARRSTAN IS LOCKED IN THIS DEVASTATING HOLD AND HE’S SECONDS FROM TAPPING OUT!!! NO! Starr is quick to escape the submission, escaping to the outside! What a beginning to this match, both men stare down, Starr looking on from the outside as Jason demands he get back in the ring! Remember, if Starr loses this match, he said himself, he will never wrestle in the United States again and he tried his best to get the upper-hand by attempting to attack Jason with that Title BEFORE the bell rang! Starr looks to be going over some kind of strategy with himself on the outside as Jason continues to watch him with all the malicious intent he can muster in his head! Starr demands Jason get back before he re-enters the ring.. And it looks like the Referee will comply as he forces Jason to back up.. StarrStan slides back into the ring slowly but surely as both men circle the ring now..
Masters: No better way to start this match off, Stew, these men will do absolutely everything in their power to win this match, to win that Elite Title.. Both men lock up now.. Starr takes the upper-hand with a side headlock! But Jason quickly escapes it, sending Starr off, into the ropes! Jason TAKES Starr down with a shoulder block as he comes back! Jason charges into the ropes as Starr stays down.. Starr quickly gets back to his feet now as Jason comes in! Starr takes Jason down with an arm drag! Jason is sent nearly all the way across the ring, scrambling to get back to his feet as Starr CHARGES! But Jason sends Starr to the outside, pulling down the top rope!! Jason sees a possible golden opportunity here as Starr quickly climbs back to his feet on the outside.. Jason coming off the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE! But Starr manages to stop him dead in his tracks with a European uppercut just as his upper torso makes it outside the ropes! A dazed Jason Cage looks to recuperate, pulling himself up using the top rope as Starr gets to the apron! He catches Jason with a hangman on the ropes!
Stew: This is not where Jason wants to be, he can’t give Starr control of this match, but Starr will do anything to take it as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle! HE LEAPS! FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM STARRSTAN!! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARR, BRINGING HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! BUT STARR IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT INTO A ROLL-UP!!! STARR ILLEGALLY PLACES BOTH FEET ON THE ROPES AS THE REF COUNTS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: The Referee stops the count? Oh c’mon! So what if his feet were on the ropes? The Referee stops the count as Starr quickly gets back to his feet arguing with him! He could have just won this match up! BUT FROM BEHIND! JASON PULLS IN STARR FOR A ROLL-UP!! NO! He quickly gets back to his feet, grabbing both legs of the Elite Champion! HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!! STARR IS STRUGGLING OUT OF IT! BUT JASON’S TOO MUCH FOR HIM! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!! STARRSTAN IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, HE COULD BE FROM SECONDS TO JUST MINUTES FROM TAPPING OUT AND LOSING EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED FOR TO GET HERE!! But look at this! StarrStan is using everything he has to escape this hold! He’s FORCING Jason into something! Jason Cage drops to the canvas, breaking the hold as Starr immediately gets to HIS feet! HE’S GOT THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE NOW!! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED ON JASON CAGE!! But Jason quickly grabs the bottom ropes! Starr shows no signs of letting up as the Referee quickly begins the count!
Referee: ONE!.. TWO!!…. THREE! FOUR!!
Stew: Starr breaks the Sharpshooter! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE ANKLE OF JASON CAGE, DRAGGING HIS BODY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AWAY FROM THE ROPES!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! JASON CAGE REALIZES THAT THIS COULD BE THE END OF HIM!! HE’S FIGHTING OUT OF IT WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS BODY! HE SLOWLY FORCES HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK AS STARR KEEPS IT LOCKED IN! HE GRABS THE ARM OF STARR AND PULLS HIM IN!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!!! NO! StarrStan is reverses! ROLL-UP!! NO! Starr gets back to his feet, keeping the legs of Jason! He slingshots Jason Cage straight into the top turnbuckle! Starr is quick to get back to his feet, coming off the ropes!! A dazed Jason woozily back-pedals into the middle of the ring as Starr comes in with a full head of steam! Clothesline! But Jason ducks under it, racing into the ropes as Starr does the same! BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH INDIVIDUAL CLOTHESLINES!! What impact that was! It looks as though that move just stopped both of these men dead in their tracks, both are down and now it’s just a race to see who makes it to their feet first!
Masters: Both men look to be hurting as they begin making it back to their feet.. It could be anyone’s game at this point.. Jason and Starr make it to their feet! StarrStan connects with a HARD European uppercut! Jason replies with a European uppercut of his own! Starr comes back with a SECOND European uppercut! Jason with a second European uppercut of his own as the crowd battles back and forth between boos and cheers as well! JASON STOPS IT ALL WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF STARR! But Starr sends a knee into the gut of Jason! Starr is battling back, he’s back in control now as he unloads a flurry of shots into the body of Jason Cage! Starr sends Jason back-pedaling into the ropes with one final European uppercut! Jason coming off the ropes.. STARR PULLS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY!! But Jason breaks it with a HARD knife-edge chop to Starr again! Jason backs into those ropes again as Starr follows.. Starr swings! But Jason ducks under it, catching StarrStan from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! JASON CAGE SENDS STARR PLUMMETING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! Starr MAY have nailed that ring apron on the way down, I didn’t quit catch it.. But one thing is for sure, StarrStan is now in trouble as the Ref begins his count..
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………. FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: Starr’s shaking the cobwebs out of his head, trying to realize where he is as Jason Cage looks to be preparing himself..
Masters: What’s the lunatic, Jason Cage, waiting for? Starr pulls himself back to his feet using our table..
Stew: JASON CAGE RUSHES FORWARD!! THROUGH THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!!!! STARRSTAN DODGES IT AS JASON CAGE IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING INTO THE EDGE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! BAH GAWD!!! What a turning of the tables we may have just witnessed! Jason Cage’s body nearly flipped in mid-move, causing him to possibly hit the edge of our table with his tail bone!! Jason is barely moving down on the mat as StarrStan slowly rolls back into the ring! The Referee now re-starts his count, this time for Jason Cage!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………. FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: C’mon Jason! Get up, you haven’t worked so hard to end it like this!
Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!!!……… SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: StarrStan looks on as a possibly injured Jason Cage pulls himself back to his feet slowly here on the outside using the ring apron! But I don’t think he’ll make it in time!
Stew: JASON MAKES IT BACK INTO THE RING!! StarrStan wastes NO time at all going back on the attack, but this time he’s sending every shot he has straight into that damaged lower back of Jason! Jason is cringing in pain with every devastating shot his opponent lays into him with! But Jason is going to have to find some kind of way to battle back despite the damage done to him, that’s the ONLY way he’s going to win this match! Just look at the look of determine on Jason’s face as he slowly looks to climb back to his feet as Starr continues his attack on the lower back region of his opponent! Jason SENDS a headbutt into the stomach of Starr! Another headbutt! A third headbutt connects as Jason escapes the grip of the Elite Champion! Jason charges into the ropes! HE’S COMING AT STARRSTAN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! STARR CATCHES JASON WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! It’s executed PERFECTLY as Jason Cage rolls in pain on the canvas! Starr either has to follow up or go for the pin, but he needs to think of something quick! Starr drops an arm over Jason! THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE FOR THIS YOUNG MAN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….
Masters: BUT NO! Jason Cage with a shoulder up! StarrStan can hardly believe the resilience of Jason Cage, ESPECIALLY after that damn near career-ending suicide dive he attempted! But that doesn’t look like it’s going to make Starr give up as he turns Jason onto his stomach, sending even MORE shots into his back! Jason looks to be in for a whole WORLD of hurt if Starr keeps this up! What’s Starr looking for now? He’s setting something up.. CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! HE’S GOT THE CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE!!! THIS IS A PERFECT WAY TO EXPLOIT THE INJURED BACK OF CAGE AS HE INCREASES THE PRESSURE!! JASON IS MOANING IN PAIN AS STARR SCREAMS FOR HIM TO TAP!! THIS MATCH COULD BE COMING TO AN END VERY QUICKLY, JASON DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK TO ESCAPE THIS!! JASON CAN HARDLY MOVE AS HE RAISES AN ARM IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING TO TAP!! But NO! Jason is looking to get out of this! I’ve gotta admit, I can’t BELIEVE the strength of this guy as he is actually TRYING to power out of this! Starr looks intent on ending it, but Jason is mustering everything in his body to get out!
Stew: Jason Cage– He’s SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HIS FEET!! HE’S PICKING UP THE BODY OF STARRSTAN WITH HIM, ON HIS BACK NO LESS, AS HE RISES UP!! But Starr drops down to his feet, allowing Jason to get up as well! STARR DRIVES JASON DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM!!! Both men are down once again, Starr put everything he had into that Camel Clutch and Jason STILL got out of it! But hold on just a second! Starr quickly pulls himself back to his feet! He looks like he’s motivated to end this contest! He looks amped to end his opponent as he mocks Jason Cage’s signature taunt! Oh I.. I think we know what StarrStan MAY be looking for as he begins to climb up to the top turnbuckle! What IS he looking for?! He’s ready to fly! MOONSAULT!!!! NO!! JASON CAGE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! STARRSTAN IS SENT CRASHING TO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT IMPACT!! Jason Cage may have just saved himself this entire contest! Jason quickly rises back to his feet using the ropes!
Masters: He’s looking down at a now laid out StarrStan! Jason Cage is looking back at the fans as they erupt with cheers! He knows what they want! JASON GIVES THAT SIGNATURE TAUNT BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FURTHEST FROM STARR!! He’s up! He’s poised! He’s ready to fly!! HE LEAPS!! THE MODERN REVOLUTION CONNECTS!!!! JASON CAGE JUST LEAPED 3 QUARTERS OF THIS RING IN ORDER TO CONNECT AND HE DID SO WITH PERFECTION!!! JASON IS IN PAIN, BUT HE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS A BATTERED AND BEATEN STARRSTAN!! HE ROLLS STARR ONTO HIS BACK! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF STARR FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: NO!! NO! STARRSTAN WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! THIS MATCH IS FAR FROM OVER!! WHAT RESILIENCE THAT IS BEING SHOWN FROM THE ELITE CHAMPION, HE’S SHOWING THIS MAN, JASON CAGE, THAT HE WANTS IT JUST AS MUCH AS HE DOES!! Jason Cage looks disappointed in not having this match won then and there.. Jason quickly pulls himself back to his feet, grabbing a hold of the damaged Elite Champion.. Jason slowly drags this damn near unconscious StarrStan to his feet.. But Starr immediately escapes the grip of Jason! HE PULLS HIM IN!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX– MY GOD– INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, WHAT A MOVE!! JASON CAGE NEARLY DROPS ON HIS HEAD AFTER THAT CAREER-ENDING COUNTER THAT STARRSTAN JUST DELIVERED!! THAT ALREADY DAMAGED LOWER BACK OF JASON JUST COLLIDED WITH THE TURNBUCKLES OF THE CORNER!! STARRSTAN HAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO END THIS!! HE’S GOT A CHANCE TO TRULY PROVE HIMSELF AS AN ELITE CHAMPION! HE… HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF JASON CAGE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!………….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Masters: BUT JASON CAGE WITH A SHOULDER UP!! I can’t believe the sheer WILL it takes to kick out of something like that, Stew! Jason Cage could be seriously injured and he REFUSES to lose this match! He REFUSES to give up and go home without that Elite Championship around his waist! Both men are now down, neither may have anything left in their tanks to continue.. But hold on a second.. It looks as though the Ref is going to begin his count, this could very well end in a draw!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…… THREE!!!!!!!!…….. FOUR!!!!!!!!
Stew: Both men are now moving… They’re each reaching closer and closer to their feet…
Referee: SIX!!!!…. SEVEN!!!!!!!…..
Masters: THEY’RE UP! Starr swings a kick into Jason! But Jason catches it! He spins Starr around and goes for a kick of his own into the gut of Starr! But Starr catches HIS kick as well! HE COULD BE LOOKING TO TURN IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! BUT JASON LEVELS STARR, COUNTERING INTO A DROPKICK!!! Jason seems to have the advantage here as both men slowly get back up once again.. Starr gets up first! JASON WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF STARR! ANOTHER knife-edge chop! ANOTHER! JASON IS UNLOADING A STORM OF CHOPS AS THE CHEST OF STARR BEGINS TO TURN A SHADE OF RED!! Starr back-pedals into the ropes! JASON CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! BUT STARR SENDS JASON OVER AND UP WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! No! Jason manages to catch himself on the ring apron! He NAILS Starr with a shot to the back of the head! Starr woozily turns around as Jason slingshots himself! FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK! BUT STARR COUNTERS, GRABBING THE ARM OF JASON AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! COULD IT BE?! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE!!!
Stew: WHAT A TWIST IN THIS CONTEST! STARRSTAN HAS THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON ITS OWNER!! JASON CAGE COULD BE VICTIM TO A HUMILIATING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF THE MOVE HE MADE FAMOUS RIGHT HERE TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! Jason looks to be fighting out of it… He rolls over! He escapes it!! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY REVERSES!! HE MAY HAVE IT!! HE’S GOT IT!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! JASON CAGE NOW WITH THE ANKLE LOCK ON STARRSTAN!!!! JASON CAGE HAS VICIOUSLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THE ELITE CHAMPION AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN AT THE HANDS OF HIS OWN FINISHER!!! HE’S ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING!! Starr forces himself forward! He sends Jason Cage colliding into the corner of the ring as the Ankle Lock is officially broken! Starr quickly gets back to his feet as a dazed Jason Cage back-pedals into him! Starr locks the waist of Jason from behind!! GERMAN SUPLEX– No!! JASON STOPS IT, REVERSING INTO A ROLL-UP!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Masters: But Starr kicks out of it!! Both men quickly get to their feet, both looking to make the first move! Starr swings! But Jason ducks under it– LOCKING THE WAIST OF STARR FROM BEHIND!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason Cage is looking for the full Hat Trick as he quickly pulls a now panicking Starr back to his feet!! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!! But it does NOT connect as Starr nails Jason with an elbow to the jaw! He turns it around on him!! STARR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON JASON NOW!! Starr has once again gained the advantage here as he pulls Jason slowly back to his feet.. SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan is looking for Jason’s own Hat Trick on its owner!! Starr begins pulling Jason up once more for the final suplex.. But Jason escapes Starr’s grip, catching him from behind!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! No! Starr reverses it once more!! GERMAN SUPLEX ON JASON!! Jason is holding on to the Referee’s shirt, trying to not let it connect!! Jason pushes the Referee away as Starr sends him up! SECOND GERMAN– JASON SWINGS A LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF STARRSTAN!!! What a dirty move!!
Stew: Jason just played Starr at his OWN game!! The Referee turns back around as Jason reverses once more! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason is looking for the Hat Trick once again as he pulls Starr up again.. SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!…. Jason isn’t even finished! He drags a now dazed and damaged StarrStan back to his feet once more! Can he get it?! THE THIRD AND FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS THE HAT TRICK FULLY CONNECTS!!! Jason Cage quickly gets back to his feet, looking once more to the crowd around him as they erupt with cheers! HE SIGNALS ANOTHER ONE COMING!! JASON BEGINS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE LEAPS!! NO!! Starr is quick to get back to his feet! He REFUSES to lose this! He runs up to stop Jason! BUT JASON IMMEDIATELY UNLOADS MULTIPLE HEADBUTTS INTO THE SKULL OF STARR!! STARR’S LOSING BALANCE!! And a FINAL headbutt sends Starr dropping to the canvas! Jason gets ready– STARR ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE RACES UP TO JASON ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!
Masters: JESUS!! StarrStan connects BEAUTIFLY with an Olympic Slam on Jason Cage from the top turnbuckle!! This could be the end of this match right here!! Starr is hurt, he’s beaten, he’s battered, but he’s crawling his way over to his downed opponent! He’s wants to keep that Elite Title! He wants it more than anything in the World right now!! HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE BODY OF CAGE!! THIS IS IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!–
Stew: NO!!! MY GOD– NO!! IT’S NOT OVER YET!! JASON CAGE WITH A SHOULDER UP!! YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE GUTS IT TAKES TO KICK OUT OF A MOVE LIKE THAT!! THIS MAN IS LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE, BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE!! THERE’S HARDLY EVERYTHING LEFT FOR THESE TWO MEN TO DO TO EACH OTHER!! StarrStan with a very either sadistic or determined look across his face.. Slowly rises to his feet.. And he PULLS the straps of his singlet off as the crowd boos!! He’s pumped! He’s motivated to truly end this!! He.. HE GRABS THE ANKLE OF JASON!! BUT JASON IS DOING EVERYTHING HE IMMEDIATELY CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!! HE’S HOBBLING ON ONE FOOT!! STARR ABANDONS THE ANKLE LOCK AS HE PULLS JASON CAGE IN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!! NO!! JASON DROPS DOWN BEHIND STARR!! STARR TURNS AROUND! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARR, DRAGGING HIM TO THE CANVAS!!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!! JASON CAGE WITH THE FORCED CONFESSION ON THE ELITE CHAMPION!!! STARR IS DOING ANYTHING HE CAN, EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!!!
Masters: HE DOES NOT WANT TO TAP!! HE GIVES EVERYTHING UP THAT HE PUT ON THE LINE FOR THIS MATCH IF HE JUST TAPS OUT!! BUT HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NO HELP IN SIGHT!! STARRSTAN IS PUTTING EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY HE HAS INTO THIS AS HE BEGINS TO RISE TO HIS FEET!! BOTH MEN ARE UP, BUT JASON STILL HAS IT IN!! STARR PICKS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! BUT JASON ROLLS OVER!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION STILL LOCKED IN!!! NEITHER ONE OF THESE MEN ARE GIVING IT UP!! STARR IS ONCE AGAIN PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO PULLING HIMSELF TO BOTH FEET!! HE’S ALMOST UP!! JASON IS SCREAMING IN HIS EAR FOR STARR TO JUST TAP!! STARR PICKS HIM UP AGAIN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! BUT JASON ESCAPES IT THIS TIME, BREAKING THE FORCED CONFESSION!! STARR TURNS AROUND TO MEET JASON GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS ARM ONCE AGAIN!!! But Starr reverses it into an arm drag!! Jason quickly gets back to his feet! HE CHARGES!! Starr trips him up– IMMEDIATELY GRABBING HIS ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!! JASON IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE IT!! BUT NO! STARR IS HOOKED INTO HIM LIKE A PITBULL!! NEITHER MAN IS GIVING UP! BOTH WANT THIS ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN ANYTHING!! STARR SUCCESSFULLY TURNS JASON OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH!!
Stew: WHAT A CONTEST BEING SHOWN HERE BY BOTH OF THESE MEN– I CAN’T BELIEVE THE RESILIENCE OF JASON CAGE AND STARRSTAN!! JASON REFUSES TO TAP!! HE’S PUT EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS MATCH, HE REFUSES TO LOSE THIS!! HE’S CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! STARR IS TWISTING AND CRANKING MORE AND MORE WITH EACH PASSING SECOND!! NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE UP!! JASON IS INCHES AWAY!! BUT STARR DRAGS JASON INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! STARR DROPS DOWN, NOW HYPER-EXTENDING THE LEG OF JASON CAGE AS HE INCREASES THE PRESSURE OF THAT ANKLE LOCK!!! JASON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT!! I THINK HE MAY RATHER BREAK HIS ANKLE THAN LOSE THIS MATCH!! HE’S TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE ROPES!! I DON’T THINK HE CAN!! HE WANTS IT!! HE WANTS IT!! JASON CAGE TAPS OUT!!!! HE TAPS!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(StarrStan’s music hits as both men stop what they’re doing and pass out on the canvas)
Announcer: The Winner of this match as a result by Submission!!!…. And STTIIIILLLLLL ELITE CHAMPION!!!!!……. STAAARRRRRRRSSSTTTAAANNN!!!!!!
Stew: WHAT A MATCH!! I have NEVER before in my entire LIFE seen two men willing to put everything on the line so badly like that of which we’ve just witnessed between StarrStan and Jason Cage!!
Masters: I’ve gotta admit, Stew.. Despite everything I’ve said about Jason.. He’s proven to be one HELL of an athlete here tonight.. I can’t believe the intensity, the resilience, the back and forth action that both of these men brought to the table here tonight on the grandest stage of em all! Pain For Pride!
(Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian slide into the ring, taking the Elite Championship from the
Referee and give it to a still worn out StarrStan)
Stew: And here together is all of Team Starr tonight, still celebrating their victory from earlier, Team Starr has proven to be one of, if not THE most successful stable in EAW History here tonight!
(Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian pick up StarrStan on their shoulders as Starr holds up the Elite Championship)
Masters: I hope your opinion of this man, StarrStan, has also changed after seeing this match, Stew..
Stew: I’ve always been aware that StarrStan is one of the greatest athletes this company has, Masters, but he may have just proven here tonight that he is THE greatest athlete this company has right here tonight at Pain For Pride! But this young man, Jason Cage, certainly proved that he is right there beside Starr as to how far being an amazing technical wrestler goes. Congratulations to BOTH of these men for the match up they just delivered, and it seems they left it all in the ring tonight.
( The camera pans backstage to Flashback, standing in the interview room )
Flashback: Ladies and Gents, this is EAW’s _# 1 broadcaster, Flashback, back to the job I do best… and tonight I have a special guest, she’s been a serious force to be reckoned with since coming to EAW, and is a serious face in this Vixens Championship Gauntlet.. please welcome.. Carrie!!
( Carrie walks on-screen, accompanied by SG1 )
Carrie: Hello, Flashback…
Flashback (noticeably staring at Carries chest): Great having you ladies here, and–
SG1: Wai-wai-wait… Flashback, eyes off the prize..
Flashback: Sorry, sorry, uhm.. well, tonight, Carrie, you go into the Vixens Championship match.. what’s been your biggest motivator for perhaps winning the Gauntlet match happening this evening?
Carrie: I’d like to say that say my biggest motivator for tonight’s been SG1.. she’s really trained me alot, she knows what it takes to become the Vixens Champion, and winning it on the biggest stage would be a huge deal for me.. but ofcorse…
Carrie: I do love bringing punishment to the inferior, puny Vixens who obviously can’t hold a candle to me.. ( Flashback is seen gazing at Carries chest again ))
SG1: FLASHBACK! **Flashback jumps up**
Flashback: OH! .. Oh, sorry..
SG1: You weren’t paying attention to what she said at all, are you? Were you just staring at Carries breasts??
Flashback: No, I swear! … okay.. maybe alittle… but they’re just… they’re just soooo juic-
SG1: WELL, WELL, Well, Flashback, since you’re obviously concerned with Carries looks more than her opinion… why don’t we do alittle something with that? Flashback, y’know, Carrie would be willing to go on a little… date… with you.
Carrie (sounding suprised): I would?
Flashback: She would?!
SG1: Certainly! But she doesn’t like a pansy… no.. Carrie likes real men, and Flashback, I just don’t think you’re cut out for her..
Flashback: I am! I am! ANYTHING to be with her and that gorgeous rac–
SG1: Easy there! Flashback, honestly, if you want Carrie to be your lady… you’re gonna have to do something balsy… and I know something that’ll work…
( SG1 holds up a LeBron James, Miami Heat jersey, as the entire crowd chimes in boo’s )
SG1: See this?? This is a LeBron James jersey, the FINEST apparel, for the FINEST player in the NBA… and you just happen to be in the center of hicksville, USA; Dallas, Texas! So, Flashback, if you’re man enough to be Carrie’s man, you’re just gonna have to walk out to a crowd FULL of Dallas fans, wearing this badboy…
Flashback: Are you crazy?? I’ll be killed!
SG1: Are you gonna do it or not?? **SG1 jabs Carrie in the side**
Carrie: Oh, um.. **clears throat** ( Carrie puts her hand on FB’s shoulder ) It’ll be worth your while.. 😉
Flashback: Okay… ill do it. I’m so excited, this’ll be my first date in years!! I might have to shave my palms… wheres the Jersey?
( SG1 hands Flashback the jersey, as he puts it on )
SG1: Alright, now through those double doors are the arena marketing corridor… im sure theres thousands of people stuffing their faces and spending their money there, so you should be a good attraction. Run along!
( SG1 and Carrie follow Flashback to nearby double doors, as Flashback grimly walks through the double-doors, and walks through as he walks out to see thousands of people walking around, at concession stands, buying foot and etc… )
( Flashback looks around for a moment ) …
Flashback: Well, I guess nobody cares–
Random Man _# 1: Hey! Is that thurr a Lebron James jersey???
Random Man _# 2: I THINK IT IYUSS!! ( Many people start looking at Flashback, and gathering around towards him )
Random Man _# 3: THE NERVE OF THAT REDCOAT!
Random Woman _# 1: LETS GET HIM!!!
( Flashback starts running and screaming for his life, but is chased by an angry mob of dozens until he’s tackled to the ground by several elderly women, and mobbed by others )
( SG1 and Carrie are seen chuckling, as Mak suddenly walks up inbetween the both of them, watching Flashback get mobbed )
Mak: …. (no)….
( The camera cuts off, panning to black.. )
*EAW Montage plays revolving the battle for the Vixens Championship, showing each women and their main goal to achieve being champion*
(Christy Cruise’s music hits as the dazzling Vixens Champion mildly dances around to her own music upon walking down the ramp on her all-black top and tights with matching boots)
Ring Announcer: This match is a Vixens scramble match and it’s for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!! And entering first from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 116 POUNNDSS… CHRISTTTYYY CRUISSSSSEEEEEE!!!
Stew: Our Vixens champion is looking good and she better be on her game tonight because scramble matches are very dangerous, but I’m sure she knows what she has to do, she’s a champion or a reason!
Masters: She knows, she got this… But, every vixen coming into this match are prepared and know what’s at stake in this match! But I wonder who will Christy start this match off with?!
(Two men roll out a red carpet to the ramp as Heart Break Gal’s music hits Dozens of Paparazzi’s came out from everywhere starting to snap pictures. HBG comes out wearing a black hood. She suddenly takes off the hood and does her signature pose for the cameras, revealing her red glittery in-ring attire with “It’s Okay to Stare” written on her to)
Ring Announcer: And the challenger, from DALLAS, TEXAS!!! And weighing at 120 PPOOOUNDSS… THE HEART BREAK GAAAAAAALLLL!!!! (Crowd cheers loudly)
Masters: Oh boy! It’s the 2011 EAW Hall of Famer, the Heart Break Gal starting off this match against our champion, what a great way to start this!
Stew: And listen to this crowd, Masters! The loudest it’s been so far! And that’s because we’re in HBG’s hometown of Dallas, Texas!
Masters: Well of course, Stew, even I’m loving HBG right now but we’re about to start this match off! I can’t wait!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Masters: And this match is finally underway! Who will walk out with the EAW Vixens Championship? TIME TO FIND OUT! We start his match off with perhaps the two most talented women in this match-up. HBG and Christy go for a lock-up but quickly HBG side-steps her and locks in a side-headlock! But Christy quickly pushes HBG against the ropes as the two slingshot off!
Stew: But Christy bulldogs HBG and picks up the early momentum in this match-up! I think normally we’d see a pinfall here but there’s no use since Christy is currently the champion anyway. Christy looks up at that clock and still sees there is more than 4 minutes left until the 3rd Vixen joins this match. Christy turns her attention back to HBG…
Masters: But HBG is quick to a send a kick to the mid-section of the current champion! Heart Break Gal gets back on her feet and WHAT A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! HBG SHOWING THE GOOD EARLY IN THIS MATCH-UP! Heart Break Gal picks Christy up from the ring canvas, and sends a hard elbow right between the eyes! Now what is she planning for here?
Stew: Heart Break Gal picks Christy up off the canvas again… and Irish Whips her to the turnbuckle! And now runs after her!! TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE! But wait! She now Irish Whips Christy to the other side of the ring… and could she be going for de ja vu here? YES! ANOTHER TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!
Masters: The Hat-Trick? Heart Break Gal for the 3rd time Irish Whips Christy into the opposite turnbuckle… She runs at the turnbuckle! BUT WAIT! Christy reverses it! What an elbow to the jaw! I don’t think HBG expected that one!! Christy runs towards HBG and DAMNNN!!
Stew: WHAT A REVERSAL BY HEART BREAK GAL! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Heart Break Gal goes for the pin! The Dallas Crowd is on their feet for this pin!
Masters: But NO!.. the champion kicks out! Heart Break Gal takes a quick glance at the clock and sees there’s only about two and a half minutes before the next challenger comes out… HBG grabs Christy by her hair and she’s about to hit a DDT on to the mat!
Stew: BUT Christy reverses it quickly into a snapmare suplex which knocks HBG onto the mat!! And the crowd boos Christy as she proceeds to attack HBG!!
(CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTY SUCKS! CHRISTY SUCKS! CHRISTY SUCKS!)
Masters: And now we’re reaching the finally minute until the next challenger! As Christy holds in a head lock on HBG! But she’s fighting back! HBG starts using her elbow to get her out of the lock then she Irish whips Christy into the ring ropes and CHARGES at her and smacks her body right into her!
Stew: Now HBG starts posing as she looks at the clock, and 30 seconds are left now! BUT NOW HBG IS GOING FOR THE KILL!! SHE’S GOING FOR A SWEET CHIN MUSIC AS SHE STARTS TUNING UP THE BAND!!! SHE STARTS STOMPING HER FEET! AS THE CROWD IS INTO IT!!! AND CHRISTY IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP AS 10 SECONDS ARE LEFT!! SHE BEGINS STOMPING!!
2!(Christy pulls herself up)
BAM!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS AS HBG FLIES ON TOP OF CHRISTY CRUISE!!
( Meanwhile Cameron Ella Ava’s Music hits as she makes her way to the ring looking sexy as ever in her pink top and tights. She quickly runs to the ramp area high fiving each fan)
Ring Announcer: Coming into the match now, from Los Angeles, California and weighing at 125 POOOUNDSS… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!
Masters: CAMERON QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING NOW AND SHE GRABS HBG OFF OF CHRISTY AND SHE THROWS HGB ACROSS THE RING AS SHE ROLLS ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! AND CAMERON COVERS CHRISTY!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! Cameron just stole the pin from HBG! AND NOW SHE’S CURRENTLY VIXENS CHAMPION!!! HBG IS ENRAGED ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE CROWD IS AS WELL!!!
Stew: Okay now, HBG slides back into the ring while Cameron is up celebrating already as if the match is already over! And now Christy is hopping back onto her feet and she isn’t happy at all!
Masters: I think Christy is about to pop a vein muscle as she stares at Cameron! But HBG starts mouthing words at Christy!
Stew: The three are in a war of words right now, I wish we had some audio on them to hear what they’re saying! We can only read body language here folks… none of them seem to be getting along at all! Wait a minute… Christy and Cameron turn their heads at HBG, who is undoubtedly trash-talking them!
Masters: And they begin to double-team Heart Break Gal! They exchange punches as they both use her as a punching bag! Now Christy Irish Whips Heart Break Gal across the ring… on the rebound they do a double standing dropkick! Knocking Heart Break Gal out of the ring!!
Stew: Now their focus is turned to one another… as the two Vixens start exchanging punches! Haymaker after haymaker from Christy… but Cameron keeps fighting back with her own upper-cuts! Christy gains the advantage however and Irish Whips Cameron across the ring! BUT WAIT!! Cameron Ella Eva reverses it and sends Christy across the ring flying!!
Masters: Or so we thought! She hits Christy with a kitchen sink take-down… but Cameron isn’t allowing any time for her to catch her breath! She hits a handful of armdrag take downs before finally lifting the former Vixen champ on her shoulders and connecting with a sit-out powerbomb! The cover!!! ONEEE… TWO…… BUT HBG gets back into this match-up!
Stew: Heart Break Gal grabs Cameron by her tights and throws her out of the ring! And now she goes for the pinfall on the champion! ONEEE… TWO… But Christy Cruise kicks out! Heart Break Gal takes a quick glance at the clock and sees there is still about 3 minutes left until the 4th Vixen comes out…
Masters: Heart Break Gal is now climbing to the top-rope! These Dallas fans on their feet, cheering for their hometown girl to connect with this big move… HBG is waiting and waiting on the turnbuckle until Christy gets on her feet! Christy slowly… but surely… gets up. She turns around as HBG leaps off the turnbuckle!…
Stew: WHAT AN AMAZING REVERSAL BY CHRISTY!! AT THE LAST SECOND, Reverses it into a Spinning Wheel Kick! That gave Christy some much needed momentum to get back into this match! Now Christy goes to pick HBG up… as she throws her against the ropes! But what a veteran move to just go toppling over the ropes, knowing she’s in trouble otherwise!
Masters: One minute is left on the clock before the next challenger enters!! But Christy then turns around and meets with Cameron again! AND CAMERON HITS A DROPKICK ONTO CH—WAIT!! CHRISTY REVERSES IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE AND CHRISTY HAS THE PIN OVER CAMERON!!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: SO just like that, Christy is Vixens Champion again! And Cameron quickly tries to go right back after her before she gets too happy! 20 seconds remain on the clock for the next Vixen as Cameron quickly hits a Pele kick right into Christy!! And now 5 seconds remain as she begins stomping Christy!!! (The countdown appears)
(Carrie’s music hits as she is seen looking serious and prepared for this match. She makes her way to the ring wearing a red robe and a golden crown as if dressed as a queen)
Ring Announcer: And entering now, from Apple Valley, California and weighing at125 POOUNDSS… CAARRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Masters: And Carrie doesn’t waste any time here! She’s goes right after Cameron Ella Ava as HBG hops in the ring again as well and goes after Christy, to continue to juke it out! But wait! Christy and HBG take their fight to the outside of the ring! Uh oh! As they both topple to the outside of the ring…
Stew: That just leaves Carrie and Cameron in the ring now, as Carrie gets the leverage over the smaller Vixen. Carrie over-powers Cameron and puts her on her shoulders… what does she got in mind here??! A Submission HOLD! The TORTURE RACK!! This an extremely painful move, I’m not sure if any of you have ever been in a wrestling ring but this has to be one of the worst imaginable!
Masters: Cameron may have no choice but to tap out here! The referee is questioning CEA, but she isn’t giving in… as she sends a few elbows to the skull of Carrie! But that isn’t enough to break the hold! Instead, Carrie re-sets the Torture Rack and is able to re-lock the submission hold with more pressure to the spinal area!
Stew: Meanwhile, while this is going on… Heart Break Gal and Christy Cruise are still having a fist-fight out here in front of our announce table! Heart Break Gal though sends a high knee to Christy’s face… and slams it right against the turnbuckle! Damn!! Uh oh… now Heart Break Gal sees what’s happening in the ring!
Masters: Carrie doesn’t know it… but Heart Break Gal climbs to the top-rope! The crowd gets on their feet and sends echoes throughout the arena, making Carrie turn around with Cameron on her shoulders!! Carrie drops Cameron but it’s too late! HBG with an impressive missile dropkick!
Stew: But Carrie quickly slides out of the ring… to escape any further damage… leaving Heart Break Gal to the damaged Cameron Ella Ava! Heart Break Gal doesn’t waste any time either! Heart Break Gal climbs to the top turnbuckle! I think we all know what she’s going for here! THE PAPARAZZI PLUNGE!
Masters: But NOOO! Christy Cruise starts pulling on HBG’s leg before she could jump off… but HBG uses her amazing leg flexibility and kicks Christy back to where her head smacks off the announce table!!! Now she goes to set up the Paparazzi Plunge again!!!
Stew: AND IT CONNECTS! THE COVER ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! ONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOO!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
HEART BREAK GAL IS THE CURRENT CHAMPION… but there’s still 2 minutes left until the 5th and final Vixen comes out! Kendra Shamez!
Masters: HBG is happy as hell inside that ring and she quickly tries to take advantage as she heads outside the ring and waits, trying to hide from the other Vixens…. But what she doesn’t know, Carrie is out there! AND CARRIE COMES FROM BEHIND AND SLIDES HBG BACK INSIDE THE RING WITH ONE MINUTE LEFT ON THE CLOCK!
Stew: Carrie grabs HBG for the F-U!! SHE LEFTS HBG RIGHT ONTO HER SHOULDERS!! BUT HBG RACKS CARRIE’S EYES AND SHE PULLS HER TOWARD HER FOR SPINNING DDT!!!
Masters: Carrie is out cold as the clock reaches 30 seconds!! And HBG is booming by herself in the ring but here comes Christy with 10 seconds left!, but HBG quickly clothesline Christy back onto the outside of the ring as the clock reaches 5 seconds(The countdown begins)
(Kendra Shamez makes her entrance smiling and wearing nice silver-pink attire. She spreads her arms up in the air as she walks to the ring)
Ring Announcer: and entering last! From Buffalo, New York and weighing at 117 POOOUNDSS… KENDDRRRAAA SHAAAAAAMMMMEEEZZZZ!!!
Stew: Only 5 minutes left for this match as Kendra quickly slides into the ring to meet face to face with HBG, and both women stare off at each other and start smiling as HBG CHARGES right at her but Kendra quickly ducks and smacks a superkick right in her jaw! HBG is laid out as Kendra covers HBG just like that!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
(DING DING DING)
Masters: The crowd certainly doesn’t like it but just like that Kendra hits a superkick on HBG and she’s now Vixens Champion! BUT CHRISTY CRUISE IS BACK UP INSIDE THE RING AND SHE QUICKLY TAKES KENDRA DOWN ON THE MAT AND STARTS PUNCHING VASTLY INTO KENDRA’S SKULL!!
Stew: But Kendra pushes her off and she rolls back up onto her feet and now she goes for another superkick into Christy this time, but Cruise ducks under her and she tries to roll up her!
Massters: But Kendra kicks out before the count could even start… and now Carrie is back inside of the ring and she grabs Kendra and body slams her on the mat! But Christy kicks Carrie in the back! BUT TO NO AFFECT AS CARRIE TURNS AROUND AND HAS HER HANDS WRAPPED AROUND CHRISTY’S NECK AND SHE LIFTS HER UP! BUT CAMERON COMES IN AND SHE KICKS CARRIE IN THE KNEES, CAUSING HER TO DROP DOWN ON THE MAT!
Stew: 3 minutes are left into this mat but now Cameron bounces herself off the ropes and hits a drop kick into Carrie’s face as she’s down on her knees!! And Christy now CHARGES at Cameron but Cameron ducks under and pulls the ropes down as Christy flips over the top turnbuckles!!
Masters: and as Cameron gets up and turns around, she meets face to face with Carrie again!! AND CARRIE PLANTS THE C.C. DDT ONTO CAMERON!!! AND CARRIE WITH THE COVER ON CAMERON!!!
ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Carrie is the champion now, MASTERS! AND SHE HAS ONLY 2 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS TO SURVIVE!!! But Kendra quickly goes after Carrie as the clock continues to spill every second…
Masters: Kendra grabs Carrie and Irish whips her off the ropes and she bounces off the ropes herself for a HUGE clothesline which connects into her!
Stew: Kendra then goes up to the top turnbuckles as she’s going for a flying forearm from the top! But Carrie is getting herself back up quickly, but Kendra still flies off the ropes, but Carrie grabs her, and she lifts Kendra in the air and tosses her face first onto the mat! Kendra is in pain after that HUGE drop by Carrie!
Masters: but now Christy Cruise comes back into the ring and she hops right on Christy as Carrie tries to pull her off but Christy quickly drops down and hits the ONE HIT WONDER! AND NOW A
PIN OVER CARRIE!!!
ONE!!! TWOO THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Christy is champion again and only with 40 seconds left in the mat! Kendra is back up and she’s stalking Christy THE BITCH TREATMENT AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND KENDRA THIS IT!! SHE PLANTS THAT RKO ONTO CHRISTY AND COVERS HER!!!
Masters: SO JUST LIKE THAT KENDRA IS CHAMPION AGAIN AND ONLY 20 SECONDS LEFT IN THIS MATCH!! HBG IS FINALLY UP BUT SHE SEES SHE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME!!
Stew: It’s do or die for HBG! SHE HAS TO HIT HER BIGGEST MOVES AS ONLY HER AND KENDRA ARE UP FACE TO FACE IN THE RING!
Masters: Kendra throws the first punch but HBG falls down onto the mat and hits an uppercut onto Kendra! AND KENDRA FALLS BACK AND HBG QUICKLY GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC BUT KENDRA DUCKS!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE BITCH TREATMENT!! SHE HITS IT!!! KENDRA HAS IT!!AND WITH ONLY 10 SECONDS LEFT, KENDRA DECIDES TO LAY ON TOP OF HBG!
Stew: WAIT A MINUTE, MASTERS!! HBG SUDDENLY ROLLS KENDRA OVER INTO A ROLL UP!!! WITH ONLY 5 SECONDS LEFT!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!
ONE!!! TWOOOO!!! THREEE!!!
Masters: AND TIME HAS EXPIRED, HBG IS THE NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of this match and the NEWWWWWW Vixens Champion… THE HEAAAARTTTTTT BREEEAKKKKKKKKK GAAAAAAL!!!!
(HBG music hits as she gets up celebrating with the Vixens Championship as Kendra looks on very shocked)
Stew: Listen to this capacity crowd, masters, they can’t believe it themselves but their hometown hero has won the match! She’s Vixen Champion!!!
Masters: Can we go back to replay or something, because how in the world was HBG able to easily withstand the Bitch Treatment by Kendra?
(Replay shows that Kendra didn’t actually hit HBG with the Bitch Treatment perfectly as HBG plays possum on the mat)
Stew: Wow that explains a lot! Kendra didn’t hit the RKO correctly as her hands barely even touched HBG, and HBG just played along with it and faked as she was really hit by the Bitch Treatment! WHAT A SMART MOVE BY OUR NEW VIXENS CHAMPION! She outsmarted Kendra, and that’s why she is our champion.
Masters: This was really deserved by HBG, and I’m very proud her for being able to call herself a
( The camera pans backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, walking backstage towards his lockerroom ) …
( DEDEDE walks up to his door, and opens it just to see HRDO sitting in his lockerroom, and he steps back startled )
Mr.DEDEDE: WHAT THE— ( HRDO stands up )
HRDO: Hi there, Ryan..
Mr.DEDEDE: What are you doing here HRDO…
HRDO: Hmm.. it’s funny, you’re always so… scared… of me, whenever you see me. What, was it something I said? Am I ugly? Because it seems like the sight of me seems to crush your spine…
Mr.DEDEDE: What are you talking about?? I’m not scared of you…
HRDO: You’re not?? Let’s be very honest with ourselves, Ry… It’s me. Nobody ekse, Consider me your guardian angel… I know that for the last three years, my sight bothers you… and its not because I can put a hurting on you… its because you have a guilty gonscience. You’ve felt guilty, ever since you and Ronn two-timed me at Pain for Pride…
Mr.DEDEDE: … Well..
HRDO: What happened? What happened to you? Let’s be honest with ourselves, you’re not going to win against Banks tonight.
Mr.DEDEDE: YES I AM.
HRDO: No you’re not. Because the foolish ideas of your ways… thinking you can take shortcuts to the top every time you travel there are a belief that’ll follow you to the grave. You need to face it.. the Mr.DEDEDE im looking at isn’t half the competitor that the Mr.DEDEDE in AWF was. Meanwhile, CM Banks has done nothing his entire career but get better and better and better…
HRDO: And im sure you’re more experienced, more skilled, and more cunning than you’ve ever been… but theres one thing that makes a winner in EAW is heart, and you have none. Meanwhile, CM Banks’ entire heart is in this business, no matter how much you like him or not.. And you’re going to look for shortcuts to the victory in this match too… **HRDO lunges towards DEDEDE’s throat, and backs him into the wall as DEDEDE doesn’t struggle**
HRDO: But the difference is… THIS TIME, I’M THE FACILITATOR.
HRDO: THE DIFFERENCE IS, THERE WILL BE NO SCREWJOBS. THERE WILL BE NO SHORTCUTS. AND THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FROM ME IF YOU EVEN THINK THAT IM GOING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, ONCE YOU TASTE THE G.T.R… **HRDO cools down, as he releases DEDEDE and smiles**
HRDO: So.. you’re left with two choices. 1. You can hang it up. Allow yourself to go into that match unchanged, and allow CM Banks to destroy you… or 2. You can prove me wrong, and for the first time in 3 and 1/2 years, show the heart of a lion… the heart that I once looked up to..
HRDO: You left that heart of a champion, that heart of a lion in AWF… **HRDO digs into his pant pocket, and pulls out Mr.DEDEDE’s hall of fame ring**
HRDO: Bring it back… or that heart will stop beating permanently…. **HRDO drops the Hall of Fame ring on the ground, as he walks out of the lockerroom**..
**DEDEDE picks up the Hall of Fame ring, and stands up to see CM Banks standing onfront of him with an outstretched arm**
CM Banks: … May the best man win….
( DEDEDE shoves past Banks, and storms out of the lockerroom, as Banks turns around and watches him leave )
CM Banks: Whelp, I guess he’ll never learn…
( Banks turns around and walks away )
(Recap video package plays featuring Channel Zero defeating Sex N’ Violence for the EAW Unified Tag Team Titles, the formation of the New Cavalry, Sons of Mayhem getting involved, and the announcement of the Unified Tag Title match at Pain For Pride)..
(Camera cuts back to the arena where multiple tables have been placed all around the ring and ramp, along with small cans of lighter fluid and lighters)
(Sons of Mayhem’s music hits as Mr.Smyth and Eddie Mack come out to the stage)
Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat tag team elimination FLAMING TABLES match!!… And it is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!…. First, making their way to the ring… Weighing in at a combined weight of 477 pounds!…. They are the team of Eddie Mack and Mr.Smyth!!…. THE SONS! OF!! MAAAAYYYYHHEEEMMM!!!
Jaywalker: Jaywalker and Deadprez here on commentary for this match and to be honest, I have absolutely NO idea how to call a.. What is this called? Triple threat? Tag Team? Elimination? Flaming tables?…
DP: It’s a mouth full and it isn’t going to exactly be a classic five-star match, but it’s going to be one HELL of a match nonetheless, Jay.
(New Cavalry’s music hits as Storm Lightning and Ross Shackleford come out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making their way to the ring… Weighing in at a combined weight of 505 pounds!…. They are the team of Ross Shackleford and Storm Lightning!!….. THE NEEEWWWWW CAVALRRRYYYY!!!
Jaywalker: Much like the Sons of Mayhem, The New Cavalry looks more than ready to cash in this golden opportunity at making their make tonight here at Pain For Pride. This team of Ross and Storm formed not too long ago on Dynasty and they’ve been looking to win the Unified Tag Titles ever since, but that’s not exactly where the story ends, because after Pain For Pride, Storm there is challenging whomever leaves Pain For Pride as the EAW Champion, so they must have a lot on their minds.
(Channel Zero’s music hits as Apollo Calix and Kawajai come out to the stage with the EAW
Unified Tag Team Championships around their waists)
Announcer: Lastly, making their way to the ring, the champions!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 444 pounds!…. They are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!…. The team of Apollo Calix and Kawajai!!…. CHANNNEEELLL ZEERROOOO!!!
DP: You can’t doubt the arrogance or the brashness of these two men, they look as if they’re on top of the World and as far as these others teams are concerned, they ARE. Lets not forget that this is two Dynasty teams taking on one Showdown team, the odds are against these men, but they don’t even seem to care as they make their way down to the ring..
Jaywalker: They better start caring, because here comes the other teams straight for them!! All three teams erupt into a brawl here on the ramp before this match can officially begin! All six of these men want nothing more than to destroy each other just for those Tag Titles! KAWAJAI CRACKS ROSS SHACKLEFORD OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS TAG TITLE! Kawajai continues on the attack of Ross, walking him down the ramp as the brawl continues between the four other men! KAWAJAI DRIVES ROSS INTO THE APRON! Kawajai now backs up.. AND CHARGES! But Ross quickly picks Kawajai up! And sends him face-first into the apron! He now grabs him by his hair! AND KAWAJAI IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEPS HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!
DP: Ross looks to be the first man to pick up a table in this match as he does so while stalking his prey: Kawajai! Ross DRIVES that table into the spine of an already downed Kawajai! Ross now slides that table into the ring, and picks up Kawajai.. He rolls him into the ring as he slides in as well! There’s the start to this match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jaywalker: Ross picks up that table once more as a now damaged Kawajai rises to his feet.. Ross is NAILED in the back of the head from Mr.Smyth! Smyth quickly drops down to the mat on the outside as Ross turns around, but Smyth is quick to pick up a table of his own! He DRIVES it into the stomach of Ross through those ropes! Ross looks to be in quite a bit of pain, hanging up on that table now as Smyth charges off the steps on the outside! HE HITS THE TABLE, SENDING IT UP, INTO THE JAW OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD IN THE RING!! Ross certainly just got his bell rung by Smyth! Storm, Apollo, and Eddie Mack are still brawling out here on the ramp as Storm sends Mack crashing into that steel barricade on the side of the ramp! Storm turns around, turning his attention to Apollo now– BUT APOLLO WITH A LOWBLOW ON STORM!!
DP: He definitely caught Storm off guard with that as he picks him up! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS ON THAT RAMP! Apollo is now making his way over to the ring as Kawajai and Smyth are now taking it to one another inside the ring.. Smyth now has Kawajai trapped in the corner of the ring, just UNLOADING with lefts and rights as Apollo climbs up to the apron, he may be looking for some double-team time on Mr.Smyth! Smyth with a HARD irish whip to Kawajai! KAWAJAI IS SENT SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE GUT OF APOLLO!! A dazed Kawajai drops down to the canvas and rolls to the outside as Smyth grabs a hold of Apollo.. And FLIPS him into the ring! A now dazed Apollo Calix gets back to his feet as he’s caught with an inverted atomic drop from Smyth! Another inverted atomic drop! And now Smyth with a knife-edge chop to the CHEST of Apollo! What a shot! Apollo turns around to meet a thunderous shot to the head from Smyth!
Jaywalker: Storm and Eddie Mack are going at it still back on the ramp as Smyth now sends Apollo COLLIDING into the corner of the ring! Apollo looks hurt as Smyth readies himself.. HE CHARGES! STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS ON APOLLO! A now damaged Apollo drops down, flat on his back as Smyth signals to the crowd! And they are eating it up as Smyth now makes his way out to the apron.. He’s ready to fly! KAWAJAI LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON! HE NEARLY TAKES SMYTH’S HEAD OFF WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! Smyth drops like a rag doll to the outside as a dazed Ross Shackleford gets to his feet.. Kawajai makes his way over to the table already set up near the edge of the ramp, dragging it closer to the ring.. He picks up a can of lighter fluid!! Ross Shackleford now has Apollo where he wants him the ring as he UNLOADS flurry of shots into him in the corner! Kawajai is pouring lighter fluid on that table as Ross takes Apollo down with a back body drop! KAWAJAI SETS THE TABLE ON FIRE!!
DP: This is looking very bad for whomever meets that table.. Ross Shackleford looks to end Apollo now as Kawajai slides into the ring! He meets a boot to the face from Ross! Both members of Channel Zero are now down and out as Storm and Mack fight over in the area by the side of the ramp! Ross is looking to end BOTH Tag Team Champions as they rise to their feet! Ross charges into the ropes! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! BUT CHANNEL ZERO SENDS ROSS SHACKLEFORD UP AND OVER!! HE CRASHES THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE!!! HE’S OUT OF HERE!!
Announcer: Ross Shackleford has been eliminated! The only remaining member of the New Cavalry is Storm Lightning!!….
Jaywalker: WOW! The ring crew is quick to extinguish the fire, but Ross Shackleford is STILL out of this match and now a shocked Storm Lightning is very much now on his own! Storm DRIVES Eddie Mack into the side of the ramp before climbing back onto the ramp and making his way down to the ring! He doesn’t look happy at all! The New Cavalry are now fighting the odds as Kawajai meets Storm out on the outside! But Storm IMMEDIATELY begins unloading into ½ of Channel Zero! He sends Kawajai spine-first into the steps! Apollo chimes in now, going after Storm! But Storm blocks the attack by Apollo, laying in to him as well! But Kawajai is back up, now on the attack on Storm! Channel Zero is taking it to Storm Lightning as Eddie Mack now makes it back onto the ramp.. BUT HOLD ON!! MR.SMYTH IS UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE LEAPS! FLYING CROSSBODY INTO ALL THREE MEN HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!!
DP: Eddie Mack meets up with a still damaged Smyth as it looks as though Storm, Apollo, and Kawajai are down and out! Eddie quickly picks up a fresh table and sets it up there on the outside! Smyth throws him some lighter fluid! Eddie is DRENCHING that table in lighter fluid! Eddie empties the can of lighter fluid before NAILING Kawajai with a shot to the back of the head, keeping him down on the mat! Eddie picks up a LIGHTER!! Smyth seems to be working on a table of his own as he picks up one of the two tables that have already been slid into the ring.. EDDIE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE!! The fire marshals for this arena have their work cut out for them as that table is set ablaze! Eddie swings a kick into the ribs of Storm Lightning, keeping him grounded! Eddie now picks up a dazed Apollo Calix.. He pulls him in! EDDIE PICKS HIM UP!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!! But Kawajai with a chop block to the back of Eddie’s leg!
Jaywalker: Eddie drops down to one knee as it looks as though Apollo has escaped elimination! But Eddie is now the one in trouble as both men set him up! THEY PICK HIM UP, LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX!! But Smyth makes the save, pulling Eddie off as he lands behind both men! Channel Zero turns around to met two separate clotheslines from the Sons of Mayhem!! Eddie is now taking it to Apollo here on the outside as Smyth rolls Kawajai into the ring! Smyth leaps to the apron! HE LEAPS! HILO CONNECTS ON KAWAJAI! But Smyth isn’t finished yet!! He’s looking to completely end Kawajai! Smyth LEAPS to the top turnbuckle as these fans erupt with cheers! HE SIGNALS THE END!! STORM LIGHTNING PUSHES SMYTH OFF FROM THE APRON!! SMYTH IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE– MY GOD!!!
Announcer: Mr.Smyth has been eliminated!!… The only remaining member of the Sons of Mayhem is Eddie Mack!!…
DP: I can’t believe it! Storm Lightning with the elimination of Mr.Smyth practically out of nowhere!! It has officially become Storm Lightning versus Eddie Mack versus BOTH members of Channel Zero! Kawajai catches a shocked Eddie Mack with a shot to the gut! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS ON THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Eddie Mack appears to be down and out as Storm now climbs up to the top turnbuckle! But Kawajai leaps to the apron, nailing Storm with a HARD shot! Storm drops groin-first on that top turnbuckle as Channel Zero now looks to take advantage! Apollo rolls to the outside! He picks up ANOTHER table! Apollo slides in, along with that table, as Kawajai takes it to storm! Apollo sets up that table now as it looks as though Storm is bleeding from his forehead! Apollo picks up a can of lighter fluid and begins pouring it onto the table!! HE IMMEDIATELY SETS IT ON FIRE!! WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF WITNESSING YET ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!
Jaywalker: Storm is in HUGE trouble as Apollo now climbs up to the turnbuckle along with both men! THEY PICK UP STORM LIGHTNING!!! LOOK OUT! EDDIE MACK MAKES THE SAVE, SENDING APOLLO DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Both Eddie and Storm seem to be on the same page now as they attack Kawajai up on that top turnbuckle! Both men look at each other for a moment before picking Kawajai up!! DOUBLE-TEAM CHOKESLAM SENDS KAWAJAI INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!! HE’S OUT!!
Announcer: Kawajai has been eliminated!!… The only remaining member of Channel Zero is Apollo Calix!!….
DP: What a turn of events! Storm Lightning and Eddie Mack put aside their differences and banded together in order to level the playing field! Both now both Eddie Mack and Storm are going at it on that top turnbuckle! Both men brawl as a furious and now lone member of Channel Zero that is Apollo Calix sets up yet another table here on the outside! He begins pouring lighter fluid onto it as Eddie Mack now works on that bloody forehead of Storm! He may not have much left in the tank! APOLLO SETS THE TABLE ON FIRE!! Apollo immediately begins climbing up to the turnbuckle along with Mack and Storm! But they quickly, together, fight Apollo off! A furious Apollo Calix slides back into the ring as Mack and Storm go after each other again! Apollo picks up that table in the ring from earlier! AND DRIVES IT INTO BOTH STORM AND MACK!! Apollo now sets up THAT table in the ring as both men on the turnbuckle look to regain themselves..
Jaywalker: Apollo is back with that ligher fluid as he drenches that second table in it!! He’s looking to make this arena hotter than hell as he picks up the lighter now! AND SETS THE TABLE ABLAZE!!! Apollo quickly gets back on the attack, picking up Storm from the turnbuckle! HE’S GOT HIM UP IN A ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP-LIKE POSITION!! BUT STORM IS GOING AFTER EDDIE STILL, PICKING HIM UP NOW!! STORM IS LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX ON EDDIE AS APOLLO LOOKS FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ON STORM!! THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY! But Eddie escapes it, NAILING Storm with a shot to the jaw as Apollo GOES FOR IT!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP SENDS STORM LIGHTNING THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!
Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated, therefore The New Cavalry has been COMPLETELY eliminated from this match!!….
DP: Eddie Mack may have just completely saved his tail there as he looks to regain his balance as Apollo Calix gets back to his feet! EDDIE LEAPS!! But Apollo nails him with a HARD shot to the face, dropping him back down!! Apollo is looking for the end here!! He’s GOTTA win this for Channel Zero!! Apollo climbs up with Mack, laying into him with even MORE hard shots!! Eddie is in no-man’s-land up there on that turnbuckle with Apollo! Apollo.. What’s he looking for now? HE’S SETTING EDDIE UP!! MOTHERFUCK’D FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! BUT MACK IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! HE PICKS APOLLO UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! DON’T DO IT! WHATEVER YOU’RE PLANNING, MACK, DON’T DO IT!!
Jaywalker: IMACKULATE FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! BUT APOLLO IS DROPPED THROAT-FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE AS EDDIE LANDS IN THE RING!!! APOLLO IS SENT FLYING BACK THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE HE SET UP EARLIER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!! EDDIE DID IT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Sons Of Mayhem’s music hits as Eddie Mack is handed both EAW Unified Tag Team Championships in the ring)
Announcer: The Winners of this match and NEEEEWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!….. EDDIE MACK AND MR.SMYTH….. THE SONS!! OF!!! MAYHEM!!!!
DP: What an ending and what a shock to see ALREADY new Tag Team Champions here tonight at Pain For Pride!! A still burned Mr.Smyth is now out here to celebrate with Eddie Mack as Eddie hands him HIS EAW Unified Tag Team Championship! Both of these men have just shocked the World by defeating the New Cavalry and Channel Zero in this HELLACIOUS Flaming Tables match!
Jaywalker: All I care about is that they just took the Tag Titles home to Dynasty! They laid it all out on the line tonight and came out victorious to I suppose congratulations are in order for these two men: Smyth and Mack.
DP: Kawajai now helps Apollo Calix to the back as they look back, FURIOUS, at the unfortunate events that have just occurred for them. I’m sure they’re going to want revenge on the Sons Of Mayhem for this night!
(Camera fades backstage to Matt Daniels’ office. He gets up from his desk, and heads toward the door)
Matt Daniels: It’s time to catch the rat…
(Camera shows Matt Daniels making his way toward the entrance curtain)
(Camera fades back into the arena, as Matt Daniels’ music hits)
Deadprez: Well here we are… back out at ringside as it seems Matt Daniels wants to “expose” the man who has been controlling Power’s contract secretly for the last few months. And I’m sure Power is gonna be happy about this… as he’s been trying to hunt down the guy for seemingly forever!
(Matt Daniels is shown in the ring with a microphone)
Matt Daniels: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! And I hope you’re enjoying Pain 4 Pride!!
Matt Daniels: But unfortunately, I have some dirty work to do tonight. As most of you know.. SOMEONE has been controlling the day to day operations of one of Showdown’s top talents… Power. Power is our Interwire Champion… a very hard worker… and a man who has been unfairly booked in impromptu matches… matches that tested his limits… matches that made him defend his title when it was not necessary. And I’m out here tonight to bring this man to justice… so without further ado… Power… why don’t you come out and join me?…
(Power’s music hits)
Matt Daniels: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome your Interwire Champion, Power!!
(Camera cuts to the stage, showing Power making his entrance and heading down the ramp)
Deadprez: Well Power’s out here… and I feel bad when they get this guy… Your boss, and one of the strongest, most dangerous men in EAW have a bounty on you, that’s NOT good!
Matt Daniels: Good evening, Power… are you ready to catch this guy?…
Power: Well… yeah…
Matt Daniels: Good… cuz I’ve been doing some digging around backstage… and I’ve been snooping around for a good while. And I have some good news… I FOUND the man behind your contract… So if everyone would please turn their attention to the stage…
(Scott Diamond’s music hits)
Power: Scott?… SCOTT?…
Matt Daniels: Calm down Power… calm down… We’ll bring the man to justice calmly.. and make sure he never does something like this again.
(Scott Diamond enters the ring)
Matt Daniels: Now Scott, glad you could join us out here tonight…
Scott Diamond (grabbing a mic): I’m glad too– Oh, I mean… I’m very sorry for my actions?
Matt Daniels: You SHOULD be.
Scott Diamond: Well.. I meant that I was sorry I didn’t abuse the contract even MORE..
Matt Daniels: What?! Scott… Well– Alright, fine. Have it your way. Power… go get him.
(A visibly enraged Power turns toward Scott, but suddenly, Matt Daniels strikes Power with his microphone, as soon as Power turns around)
Deadprez: WHAT?!?! WHAT IS THIS?! A SETUP?!?!?!
Matt Daniels: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA… They always said you had more muscles than brains! I’m the man behind the contract, Power!! It’s ME…
ETR: Matt Daniels!! It was Matt Daniels all along!!
Matt Daniels: And since that fact still holds true today… I’m gonna book you in a match… right NOW… for the Interwire Championship… RING THE BELL!!!… Get em Scott!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: This is LUDACRIS!!!… Scott Diamond waits for Power to get up… AND THERE IT IS!!! THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SCOTT WITH THE BICYCLE KICK, AND HE COVERS POWER NOW!!! MATT DANIELS IS COUNTING THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Scott Diamond’s music hits)
Matt Daniels: The WINNER… and the NEWWWWW… Interwire Champion…. SCOTTTTT DIAMONNNNDDDD!!!
ETR: Wow… That’s total BS!! Power just suffered the ultimate loss in EAW, when he thought his career was gonna be turned around tonight… and ridded of that pest who had his contract! But it’s the CEO, Matt Daniels!! And he just made sure Scott Diamond won the Interwire Championship!
(Scott and Matt flee the ring as Power begins to get up)
(Camera zooms in on an enraged Power’s face as the camera fades to black)
( A recap of the Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy feud, including HBB winning the title, their confrontations, and the stipulations put infront of HBB are shown on the screen, hyping up the Championship match ) …
( The camera transitions to the arena, where the RA is standing in the ring )
.. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This following contest is set for onefall… and is for the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… AAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!..
( A massive fleet of jetplanes from the U.S. Airforce are showcased above the stadium, flying high above the arena and massive patriotic fireworks blast in the sky )
( A professional US Navy color guard platoon walk out to the ramp, as they line down the ramp with their rifles, performing their ritual, as a marching band leads them on for their minute long ritual to the applause of the crowd ) …
( The Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as a jetplane zips over the arena, and the Heart Break Boy drops from that jetplane with a parachute open )
Announcer: Introducing the EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN…. THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEARTTTTTTTTTT…. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!
( HBB lands himself into the crowd, wearing a camoflauge variation of his wrestling gear and the EAW Championship in his hand as he embraces the EAW Fans )
WWEFan: Well well well!! The Heart Break Boy DEFINITELY earns some serious style points for that showcase! And as the Heart Break Boy makes his way from the crowd towards the ring, you’ve just gotta enjoy seeing that side of HBB, the guy who can still enjoy himself!
Jaywalker: Oh definitely! If I didn’t know any better, id say HBB was ill prepared for this match already just by interacting this way, but you know what? HBB can be in the greatest of moods, and fight harder than anybody you’ll ever see. You already know that HBB is PREPARED for ANYTHING, and the only question is if he’s prepared for what Extreme Enigma might have coming against him.
WWEFan: Definitely… ( The marchingband clears out, as HBB’s music halts and he’s in the ring, awaiting his opponent )..
( The titantron shows a long sequence of numbers and letters, spanning through the entire screen, and interchanging repeatedly in a nonstop fashion )
Voiceover: A man that will not be decoded…
Voiceover: A personality that cannot be deciphered..
( The titantron blacksout, as a large opening of a trapdoor is seen from the stage, and a gigantic ray of light shoots out into the skies, making a large symbol in the sky with the words “Human Codex” waving across the entire sky )
( Extreme Enigma’s music hits. as an even more blinding light shoots up from the trapdoor, nearly too bright to be stared into, and as it dies down Extreme Enigma rises out from that opening )
Announcer: And the challengerrr…… From Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSS……. EXXXTTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEE… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
( Massive pyrotechnics shoot from the stage, colliding with the very pyrotechnics that shoot from the raftors, and once colliding, create fireworks above the audience as Enigma makes his way to the ring )
Jaywalker: In a stunning display, Extreme Enigma and the Heart Break Boy will enter, easily one of the biggest matches of their entire careers! Extreme Enigma knows that he needs RETRIBUTION, that last year he was on the losing end of the stick when he came into Pain for Pride with a title, and left title-less… now this is his second chance! His chance to hit it big, his chance to make up for that!
WWEFan: And a World title win at Pain for Pride is PERFECT in doing that, Jay, but that’s always easier said than done!
Jaywalker: Oh absolutely… this is one of those matches where both guys are JUST as hungry, and we reach the point where something’s gotta give….
( Both Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy are in the ring, as HBB hands the referee the EAW Championship, and the ref raises the belt, and hands it to a ringside worker before calling the match to start )
WWEFan: Extreme Enigma and the Heart Break Boy… crouched over, in the grappling stance, about to approach eachother are slowly circling the ring… and they both LUNGE towards eachother, snapping in a grapple, and Heart Break Boy snaps the side headlock, as Enigma quickly grabs the arm of HBB and wrenches that…. and Enigma tries WRENCHING it again, but mid-way through he decides to irish whip HBB into the ropes…
Jaywalker: And as HBB rebounds off of the ropes, Enigma ducks down for a Back-body drop, but HBB LEAPS over Extreme Enigma, and as Enigma turns around to HBB, HBB sends in lightning-quick Knife-edged chops, over and over into Extreme Enigma’s chest, and connects a HUGE ONE knocking him down!!! And as Enigma returns up, HBB knocks him down with the first to the skull, as Enigma returns up again and HBB backs EE into the corner… and now HBB ducks down and LUNGES his shoulder, thrusting into Enigma’s gut!!
WWEFan: And HBB REPEATS those shoulder-thrursts, as HBB performs a back-handspring, flipping backwards as he jogs towards EE, and EE SPINS out of the corner with the elbow into the jaw!! And as HBB turns around holding his mouth, Enigma runs for the BULLDOG… But HBB ducks out of it, anticipating it as Enigma runs towards one of the Turnbuckles… and EXTREME ENIGMA SPRINGS DIRECTLY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND LEAPS OFF SPINNING AROUND IN MIDAIR, AND SENTON FLIPPING HIS WAY INTO A FACEBUSTER!!! A FLYING FACEBUSTER!! AND EE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH OF HBB’S LEGS,
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…… TWOOOOOO, But HBB kicks out of that!
Jaywalker: Woah! What a move!! Extreme Enigma gets up from that, as HBB quickly tries getting back to his feet… and Enigma backs into the ropes as HBB returns up, Enigma connects the quick Spinning wheel kick, athletic maneuver, and as HBB returns up once more Extreme Enigma backs into the ropes again… and heads towards HBB, jumping for the Running Double Axe-Handle…. but HBB QUICKLY GRABS ENIGMA, AND CONNECTS THE TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!!! GREAT counter, as HBB goes for a hook of the leg of his own!! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE… TWOO, but Extreme Enigma kicks right out of that!
WWEFan: Enigma surely had some ease kicking out of that, being that HBB wasn’t able to get in as much power on the slam, or as much emphasis on the hook as he wanted after just being hit with several moves from EE…. and Heart Break Boy who’s back up barely before Extreme Enigma grabs Extreme Enigma by the head, and Heart Break Boy hooks him… and lifts him up for the Vertical Suplex, and HBB this time is holding Extreme Enigma up! HBB is holding him, and Enigma is moving his body trying to escape, but JUST before he does, HBB sends him down with that Vertical Suplex!!!
Jaywalker: And HBB sits up, holding his back after the velocity of that, and HBB capitalizes as he holds in an armbar, with the knee pressed into the side of the head!! HBB wearing Extreme Enigma down, not giving him any breathing room, and keeping Extreme Enigma grounded! After a short time, Extreme Enigma swirms his free arm to a ring rope, and HBB releases the armbar, as he steps back and runs RIGHT FOR A SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!.. BUT ENIGMA DODGES, AS HBB RUNS GROIN-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!
WWEFan: OUCH!!! I don’t think ive EVER seen a Shining Wizard end that horribly!!! And HBB is hanging upside down slightly by one leg, and Extreme Enigma returns to his feet… and Extreme Enigma holds onto the top rope, and CONNECTS THE CANNONBALL!!! Also known as the Rope-hung dropkick, RIGHT into HBB’s face!!! And HBB rolls out of the ring from that impact! HBB is down at ringside, on all fours trying as best as he can to recuperate, and Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring…
Jaywalker: And as HBB is right infront of our announce table, trying despearately to pull himself up, Extreme Enigma grabs HBB and SENDS HIM WITH AN IRISH WHIP, CRASHING INTO THE NEARBY STEEL STAIRS!!!! As the steps are knocked out of place, and HBB is on the ground, grimacing and holding his right arm in pain!! Extreme Enigma’ been able to cut down HBB to size, as Extreme Enigma with quick thinking heads towards those Steel Steps… and Enigma lift thoses heavy steps up, and TOSSES them into the ring for whatever reason.
WWEFan: Heart Break Boy is using the nearby barricade to get a vertical base, pulling himself up, as Extreme Enigma’s attention is back to HBB… and he RUNS TOWARDS HBB WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HBB DUCKS UNDER THAT TO BACK-BODY DROP ENIGMA INTO THE CROWD!!!!! And the audience members move out of the way, some have hit by Enigma, but they all move out, as HBB still grimacing his left shoulder slides into the ring, and is headed straight towards the top rope!!!!!
Jaywalker: That does NOT look good for EE! Extreme Enigma stumbles out of the crowd, finally over the barricade and at the ringside, and HBB is up at the top turnbuckle awaiting Extreme Enigma to reach a full vertical base….. and in a moment he does, as HBB LEAPS DIRECTLY OFFF!!!… AND EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS A CORKSCREW DIVING CROSSBODY, TAKING EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN!!!! WHAT A MOVE ON THE PART OF HBB!! The Heart Break Boy with that precisive move has brought himself back, and HBB takes a moment to himself to recuperate everything… and HBB pulls up EE to slide Enigma into the ring.
WWEFan: HBB rolls in the ring, and HBB covers Extreme Enigma now! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO…… THRR, NO, Extreme Enigma kicks right out! And Enigma sits up, just trying a way to get up, as HBB slides back out of the ring, and instantly flips up the ring apron to see what he can find under the ring…. and HBB pulls out several trashcan lids, several stopsigns and a Steel Chair, and toss them all into the ring! That looks DEADLY!
Jaywalker: HBB slides back in as Extreme Enigma is on his feet and sphaghetti legged, and HBB KNOCKS Extreme Enigma back down with a clothesline! One HELL of a clothesline, sounds like it could’ve taken EE’s head off! And Extreme Enigma returns to his feet, as HBB is somewhat suprised, and head behind Extreme Enigma to go for the Back suplex… but as he lifts EE, Enigma BACKFLIPS out of it!!! And as HBB turns around, ENIGMA WITH A DESPERATE ATTEMPT KICKS HBB INTO THE STOMACH, AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE TWIST OF HATE!!!!!! WOW!!!!!
WWEFan: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT A SURGE!!!! THAT’S ALMOST UNNATURAL!! Extreme Enigma is down, after doing THAT to HBB, catching him in a slow spot, and literally putting a “twist” to this match!!! Extreme Enigma now rolls towards HBB. and gets his body over HBB for the cover!!! This could do it!!! OOOOOOOOONEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. BUT HBB KICKS OUT! Extreme Enigma knows he’s gotta start going for another high-impact move to bury HBB into a deeper trench, and because of that, EE wipes the blood from his mouth, and heads towards a Turnbuckle climbing up it….
Jaywalker: The way EE’s climbing it seems like hes going to go for a Moonsault, considering he did it from inside the ring, as Extreme Enigma is up top…. AND WOW!!! WAIT!!! HBB, WHO SEEMED TO BE DOWN AND OUT LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS UP TOP, AND HAS NO CLUE, AS HBB RUNS AND CONNECTS A FOREARM INTO THE SPINE! Throwing off EE’s balance!!! And HBB turns around, and HBB HAS EXTREME ENIGMA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!! AND HBB IS FACING TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS IN THE RING, AS HBB PULLS ENIGMA OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE….. AND CONNECTS THE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE, INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!
WWEFan: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA REVERSES THAT INTO HURRICANA!!!! A HURRICANA, SENDING HBB INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS JUST AT THE LAST MINUTE!!! WOW!! WHAT OFFENSE!!!! WHAT AN ONSLAUGHT!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF HEART BREAK BOY AGAIN! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUT HBB KICKS OUT!!!
Jaywalker: That was close!!
WWEFan: I know! Extreme Enigma just brought two huge moves in a row to the Heart Break Boy, and HBB is trying his best just to keep himself going, keep some type of pulse, as Extreme Enigma heads over to that corner where HBB had tossed several weapons in, and picks up the Trashcan lid… HBB is seated conveniently at a turnbuckle, which opted EE to do this, as he paces over to HBB and places two trashcan lids infront of HBB… and Enigma backs up, RUNS, AND IS GOING FOR THE CANNONBALL!!! GOING FOR THE CANNONBALL AGAIN!!!!
Jaywalker: BUT NO!! BEFORE ENIGMA CONNECTS, HBB DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!! As Enigma ends up whiplashing spinefirst into the ground, with his legs propped up on the middle turnbuckle!! And HBB rolls to the ring apron, as he’s sphaghetti legged, in BAD condition, but is running off of pure adrenaline!!! And HBB on the apron grabs Enigma by his hair from in the ring, and PULLS HIM OUT TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR FROM INBETWEEN THE ROPES!! Enigma hits the floor gruesomely, and Enigma is just starting to return to his feet in a short moment…. as HBB SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FROM THE APRON,
WWEFan: AND HBB CONNECTS THE SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT TO THE OUTISDE OF THE RING, SENDING EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN!!! HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!! EXTREME ENIGMA’S DOWN, HBB’S ON HIS KNEES, AND HBB HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF BACK INTO PACE WITH YET ANOTHER DIVING MANEUVER!!! Now the Heart Break Boy is up, and he takes some time to breathe after what he’s went through in this match, as you can see a slight gash over HBB’s right eye… and HBB gets Extreme Enigma, and rolls him into the ring, and HBB slides in as well, covering him!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!……. But EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT!!
Jaywalker: And now HBB is getting that look… HBB sits up… and HBB with that look in his eye tells the story, as HBB IS HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE CORNER!!! AND IS STOMPING AWAY, TUNING UP THE BAND, WITH THE ENTIRE ARENA BEHIND HIM!!!! AND EE IS PULLING HIMSELF UP, SLOWLY BUT SURELY!!! AND HBB STOMPS AWAY,
1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!! 4!!!!! 5!!!! 6!!!! 7!!!! 8!!!…. **Enigma returns to his feet and turns around**
BAM!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE KISSER!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH, THE HEART BREAK BOY PLANS THE SWEET, CHIN, MUSIC!!!! AND HBB IMMEDIATELY DROPS OVER EXTREME ENIGMA!!! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!!
OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!….. THRRRRRRRRRR—- OH MY GOSH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT!!!
WWEFan: HOW IS THAT EVEN… EVEN HAPPENING?!?!
Jaywalker: I don’t know!!!
( HBB spends a moment leaning over the ropes, getting his thoughts together )
WWEFan: Do you understand that Extreme Enigma just kicked out of the SWEET CHIN MUSIC??? That was HBB’s best shot, that was his best freaking shot!!! HBB can’t believe this! He’s pulling at his hair, looking at the ref, he just can’t believe this HAPPENED! And the craziest part about it is how Extreme Enigma is still rolling around! Extreme Enigma HBB knows he’s gotta stay on the offensive, so HBB heads over to Extreme Enigma, and is throwing rights and lefts into Extreme Enigma’s face, just to try to get him to stay down! Enigma is backed up on the turnbuckle, on his knees, and HBB is throwing several punches into Extreme Enigma’s skull… and LOOK! EXTREME ENIGMA PULLS ONE OF THOSE STOPSIGNS FROM BEHIND HIM, AND SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO HBB’S GUT!!! As HBB falls to his knees!!! Extreme Enigma with all of his might, pulls himself up fully, and again BASHES THAT STOPSIGN OVER HBB’S SKULL! And now as HBB is laid out completely, EE uses that sign and PRESSES IT INTO HBB’S THROAT LIKE A GUILLOTINE!!! EE IS CHOKING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! AND HBB IS FLAPPING HIS ARMS, DESPEARATE FOR HELP, DESPERATE FOR RELIEF, AND ENIGMA IS SHOWING NONE OF IT!!
Jaywalker: But FINALLY, after what seemed to be forever, Enigma stops!! And HBB looks like he was just hit with a tractor trailor, just absolute roadkill! And HBB quickly gets himself up to his knees, and then to one knee, as Extreme Enigma runs for the turnbuckle…. and as HBB is up, ENIGMA TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!! AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! HERE WE GO!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!……….. THR-R-E-E, NO!!!
HBB KICKS OUT!!! And I think we all know what Extreme Enigma must do! Extreme Enigma sits up, and looks right at the turnbuckle, the sword that he’s both lived and died by for his entire career!
WWEFan: As Enigma stumbles over to the Turnbuckle, this is his LAST SHOT, his ONLY shot! And Extreme Enigma has gotta make the most of it, as he steps onto the apron, and climbs all the way up!!! Extreme Enigma is all the way up top!!! Enigma is STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE….. BUT….. WAIT…… ENIGMA JUMPS DOWN???
Jaywalker: Whats the meaning of this????
WWEFan: Enigma just stopped himself from hitting the Swanton Bomb!!! AND NOW EXTREME ENIGMA HEADS TOWARDS HBB’S LEGS!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS GOING TO LOCK IN THE CodeX CLOVERLEAF!!!!! HE’S LOCKING IT IN!!!! HE’S GOT IT!!!!! HE’S GOT THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF THAT HE INTRODUCED LAST SUNDAY LOCKED IN!!!!
Jaywalker: HE’S GOT IT SYNCHED… EXTREME ENIGMA WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF HIS BEING AND ALL OF HIS MIGHT HAS THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF LOCKED IN! HBB HAS NO OPTIONS!! HBB IS PRETTY MUCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND HBB IS TRYING TO USE HIS LEGSTRENGTH, BUT HONESTLY, HE’S BEAT! HE CAN’T CONTINUE! THERE SEEMS TO BE NO AMOUNT OF LEGSTRENGTH THAT WILL STOP ENIGMA NOW, THIS IS THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF, A MOVE THAT CANNOT BE BROKEN BY A MAN, THIS IS THE CODE THAT CAN NEVER BE SOLVED. HBB IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, HE’S LOSING STRENGTH, HES LOSING HOPE, AND HE’S LOSING THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES!!! HBB IS LEFT WITH LITTLE TO DO, AND NOTHING LEFT IN HIM, AAANDDDDDDDDDD…. ITS OVER.
WWEFan: No, thats not a tap, thats a reach for the STEEL CHAIR ON THE GROUND! AND HE GRABS HOLD OF IT!!!!! AND HBB, WITH HOLD OF THE CHAIR SWINGS IT BACKWARDS, AS IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF EE’S HEAD AND INTO HIS BACK! AND HBB SWINGS IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, OVER AND OVER INTO EXTREME ENIGMA, BUT EE WONT BUDGE!!! HBB HAS VERY LITTLE REACH, HE JUST KEEPS SWINGING IT BACK WITH THOSE WILD SHOTS HITTING, UNTIL FINALLY EXTREME ENIGMA STARTS GETTING DIZZY AFTER THOSE REPEATED SHOTS TO THE HEAD, AND HE RELEASES IT!!!
Jaywalker: And HBB with his lower body seemingly crushed still finds a way to return to his feet, despite being dazed and confused! HBB is grimacing in pain, as Extreme Enigma was dizzy for a moment and turns back around… and Extreme Enigma RUNS TOWARDS HBB…. BUT HBB SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S GUT!!!! AS EXTREME ENIGMA BENDS OVER, HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN AGONY! AND HBB QUICKLY PLACES EXTREME ENIGMA’S HEAD INBETWEEN THE FLAPS OF THE STEEL CHAIR, AS HBB BACKS UP AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! AND ITS HITS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! IT HITS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! BUT THIS TIME EE FALLS BACK WITH HIS HEAD STUCK INBETWEEN THAT CHAIR!!! MY GOSH, THAT KICK COULDVE SNAPPED EXTREME ENIGMAS NECK!!!!
WWEFan: EXTREME ENIGMA IS LAID OUT AFTER THE SECOND SWEET CHIN MUSIC, AND HBB DROPS OVER EXTREME ENIGMA AGAIN FOR THE COVER!!!!! THERE WE GO!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he falls back to the mat seemingly unconscious, with the EAW Championship laid over his body )
Announcer: Here is your winner, and STIIIIILLLLLLLLLL THE EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOONNNN… THE HEART!!!!!!!!!!! BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
Jaywalker: Fan, this is something that many can only DREAM about! This is the boyhood dream personified, the Heart Break Boy coming into Pain for Pride with the weight of the WORLD on his shoulders, and that weight I can say has been lifted!!
WWEFan: It was an AMAZING contest! An AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING contest! Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy gave eachother absolutely everything they possibly had, they hit eachother with moves we’ve never even seen them do before, variations that we’ve never even seen before! These two, without a doubt, gave eachother a match that nobody here will EVER foreget!
Jaywalker: And even THAT can be considered an understatement! Heart Break Boy, who is on the ground, tears flowing from his eyes, hugging that EAW Championship knows that he has fulfilled his DREAM, SOMETHING THAT HE’S WISHED TO DO FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE!
WWEFan: Absolutely! HBB is paralyzed from the pain, he gave so much in this match, and he’s feeling the effects… but HBB is able to hug that EAW Championship, embrace that World Championship, and know that he has RETAINED his World Championship in general, as well as his spot at the top of the mountain! AMAZING contest! AMAZING effort, Extreme Enigma should never feel ashamed of himself!
Jaywalker: Absolutely not! Extreme Enigma gave it his all, but the Heart Break Boy has the heart of a lion and the eye of a tiger, and THAT’S what brings his dynamic! Not saying EE doesnt have that, but the Heart Break Boy flexed everything tonight, and gave it 110% extra, and thats just what distinguished it! Personally, HBB’s gained every single ounce of my respect tonight…
( Extreme Enigma is seen layed out, laying in a pool of blood dripping from his mouth, and two teeth spat out, while the Heart Break Boy is helped by three referees out of the ring, and support him up the ramp )
WWEFan: the Heart Break Boy, STILL your EAW Champion….
( The focus cuts off at HBB, holding up his Championship up and his other fist up to the crowd in celebration ) …
(Camera fades backstage to RRS with Max A. Million)
Max A. Million: Good evening everyone, and I’m SURE you’re enjoying Pain For Pride! Right now I’m standing here with the Rated R Shaman of Sexy… the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!… Now, RRS–
RRS: It’s time…. Pain 4 Pride? It’s time… Robbie V… the stage is set. That biggest matchup of our careers. The matchup that WILL determine who will leave tonight as the World Heavyweight Champion… as the GREATEST in Extreme Answers Wrestling. Now last week, Robbie… you really, uh… You really surprised me. You turned on me. You wanted me to realize how serious about the World Heavyweight Championship you were. Well guess what? I am too. I’m just as serious about KEEPING this baby as you are about TAKING it. Now something you fail to realize, Robbie… is that I ENJOYED that attack. Why? Because I WANT Robbie V at his best… I WANT Robbie V when he’s gonna come at me, no holds barred, the extreme dream, blah blah blah… That’s the man I want. I want the best Robbie V that anyone has EVER seen… Why are you still here?…
(Camera pans to Max standing there)
RRS: Get the hell outta here…
(RRS pushes Max out of the frame)
RRS: But look, Robbie. I want everything you have… and you sure as hell better believe that I’ll be bringing EVERYTHING that I have… and you sure as hell better believe that I’ll be the one walking out of Dallas tonight with a piece of GOLD around my waist.. Does that answer all of your questions, Max? Because that’s all I gotta say!
(RRS tosses the mic back at Max, who fell off the set, RRS walks off as the camera shows Max sitting down with the mic, confused as RRS heads down the hall)
(Recap of the feud between Robbie V and the Rated R Shaman of Sexy is played)
(Camera fades to the ring, showing the ring announcer standing in the center)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and it is for the WORRRLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!!!!!!!!! (Crowd erupts into cheers)
Deadprez: I can’t wait for this one….
(Robbie V’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the CHALLENGER… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in tonight at 237 pounds… He is… ROBBBB-BIEEEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And with that, WELCOME back out to ringside everybody! And we’re about set for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP match! I have high hopes for this one… because we’ve been waiting for this to happen for MONTHS, and tonight, it all culminates in the ring between two men who can tear the whole house down, and steal the whole damn show!!
(Camera fades down to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: Introducing at this time… Multi-Time Grammy winning artist.. and widely hailed as one of the greatest rap stars in history… Making his way to the stage to perform “Hate Me Now”… NASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nas enters to the stage as the crowd bursts into cheers. He greets the crowd briefly before the music hits and he begins performing)
(Camera fades over to the entrance curtain, as RRS steps out from behind and makes his way to the stage)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in tonight at 240 pounds…. He is the WORRRRLLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONNNNNNNNNNNN… THE RATED RRRRRRRRR… SHAMANNN OFFFFFFFFF SEXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
ETR: Damn! We’ve got NAS out here! Nice job he did there, and it was great to see him performing LIVE out here at Pain 4 Pride!!… The lyrics to that song mean a lot to RRS… and he has adopted them as a bit of a way of life… Words to live by… and he shows it in the ring. But Robbie is no slouch either. He’s ready and willing to strike and take his former partner/friend down at any time!
(Camera shows the referee asking if both extremists are ready, then calling for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Here we go! This match has begun, and neither extremist has moved. If I were in that ring, I’d be shaking in my boots because these guys are as tough, aggressive and ruthless as they come! They’re spending the first few seconds of this match getting loose, standing their ground as this match gets underway between two of the greatest performers in the history of Sports and Entertainment… RRS, Robbie V… and you gotta realize the danger that both of these men bring to the table… the insane moves they’re both capable of.. the quickness, the strength, the aggression that is brought into this ring tonight is enough to be felt with your own two hands… and here we go… They’re closing in on each other and Robbie V swings a clothesline at RRS!!… RRS ducks under it, and sends a Knife Edged Chop into the chest of his opponent Robbie V…
ETR: RRS retreats toward the corner as Robbie chases after him… with Robbie looking for that big strike early… throwing another big right hand at him, as RRS quickly ducks underneath it and brings Robbie into the corner, with another few Knife Edge Chops!! RRS getting out in front with the early advantage, sending multiple chops into the cornered Robbie V! RRS backs out of the corner… and Robbie V comes back at him again, not phased much by those early chops, but believe me, over time they can do a lot of damage. RRS brings a unique style of offense to the table, but so does Robbie V… to see them clash is unlike anything I’ve seen before…Their styles gel soo well together… It’s almost UNREAL…
Deadprez: They certainly do call for a fantastic match… and so far, so good as RRS sends a kick!!— No!! RRS bluffs a kick at Robbie, and it draws another right hand from Robbie V, as RRS is able to YET AGAIN duck underneath it, as he brings Robbie back into the corner.. and brings a Forearm Smash up into his dome! RRS seemingly toying with Robbie out here in the early going… But right now, this isn’t playing around… this is an all out fight as RRS pummels a bunch of right hands into the skull of Robbie V… and now ANOTHER Knife Edge Chop… and THIS one really must have stung Robbie V a bit because you can see the pain on his face as he wanders out of the corner.. and RRS is enjoying his early success in this match.. RRS brings Robbie in though.. and sends him off the ropes!!
ETR: Robbie bounces back at RRS… and Robbie stops in his tracks!! RRS throws a clothesline, but Robbie CATCHES the arm, and SLINGS RRS to the canvas with a nice takedown! RRS is quick to his feet though, as he jumps up and approaches Robbie once again, BUT ROBBIE GRABS RRS WITH BOTH HANDS BY THE HEAD, AND LOOK AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION!!! ROBBIE SEEMS INFURIATED AS HE LITERALLY THROWS RRS INTO THE CORNER!!!… RRS hits the turnbuckle very hard! And he’s clutching his back in pain, as Robbie observes his work.. and RRS refuses to let Robbie continue with the offense, as he rises up to the top rope in the corner there! He refuses to let the pain get to him… as Robbie charges in at him!! RRS jump OVER the incoming Robbie V, off the top rope and lands near the center of the ring!! Robbie turns around… and RRS COMES AT HIM WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!!! RRS WITH THE THESZ PRESS AND IT TAKES DOWN ROBBIE V!!!
Deadprez: RRS follows up the Press with repeated right hands into the fallen Robbie V!! And RRS is really out into this match, capturing the upper hand and the momentum as he looks to keep it through the whole thing… but that’s not gonna be an easy feat, knowing the talent and the unpredictability of Robbie V!! Robbie’s trying to block these punches from RRS… as he THROWS the Rated R Shaman off of him… and as both men rise to their feet… HERE is Robbie’s opportunity!! Robbie SLUGS a HUGE right hand into RRS, and it knocks him back into the corner!! What BRUTE FORCE and aggression from Robbie V!! And RRS is cornered!! Robbie sends some more repeated punches to the face of RRS… and RRS bounces out of the corner… Robbie keeps RRS under control though, taking him into a Side Headlock, and carrying him over into the other corner where he’s able to tee off on him once again!!
ETR: Robbie regaining the momentum, as he sends a slew of right hands at RRS, trying to cloud the mind and impulses of RRS tonight…. and Robbie V drives in a Headbutt!! But RRS is gonna fight back! He sends a kick to the gut!!… RRS is gonna turn this thing around now, trying to fight back and regain the momentum he had just a few minutes ago, as he goes back to the Chops he had success with earlier!! He grabs hold of Robbie after that series of chops… and he’s gonna send him across the ring!! No, Robbie counters with a Reverse Irish Whip!!… RRS hits the turnbuckles… and he bounces out toward the middle of the ring, holding his back in pain after hitting the Steel turnbuckles… RRS charges out of the corner at Robbie… and Robbie DUCKS DOWN AND DELIVERS A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!!! RRS IS DOWN AND ROBBIE IS STILL IN CONTROL!!!…
Deadprez: RRS is down… Robbie is enjoying this success here in front of this huge Pain 4 Pride crowd… and he grabs RRS by the back of his neck, aggressively LIFTING RRS back to his feet.. And Robbie takes RRS up into his grasp!! He’s got RRS HIGH up in the air!! He’s got him high!!! AND ROBBIE V DUMPS RRS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! RRS IS PLANTED WITH A BIG POWERSLAM FROM ROBBIE V!!!… And Robbie hits the ropes after that slam!! He comes back at RRS, and drops a Running Elbow Drop!! He holds the arm there for the pin! First pinfall attempt of the matchup!! Heres the count!!
ONE!!!… TW— RRS kicks out at one and a half!!
ETR: Robbie has RRS down… and he’s pondering his neck move as he takes control of RRS’ arm and YANKS him back up!!!… Using his SHOULDER as a battering ram, firing it into RRS as he pulls the World Champion into that destructive shoulder… Like a goddamn Brick Wall! Robbie V has taken on such a powerful, destructive pace in this match… And Robbie V is gonna drag RRS over toward the corner… Robbie takes RRS and sets him up on the top rope! What’s going on here?! Robbie is planning something big… as he takes RRS… AND A BACKFLIP!!! A C4!!! A HUGEEEE C4 OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! RRS IS PLANTED IN THE RING!!!… Wow, what a C4 from Robbie V!!
Deadprez: RRS is down in the ring.. trying to slowly push himself up… and Robbie’s gonna head over there, up fairly quickly.. and lift RRS up to his feet… BUT RRS SMACKS A KICK TO THE BACK OF ROBBIE’S LEG!!… RRS hits the ropes behind him… and comes back at Robbie with a Chop Block!! RRS hits Robbie with a Chop Block, and Robbie drops to the canvas!!… RRS rises up quickly… and Robbie is slowly advancing to his knees… RRS is backing off the ropes… AND RRS HITS A LOW DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF ROBBIE V AS HE WAS ON HIS KNEES!!!… ROBBIE IS BACK DOWN… AND RRS… RRS heads back toward Robbie… and HE’S GOT THE LEGS!! RRS IS TRYING TO TURN ROBBIE V INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!! RRS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ROBBIE V IS FIGHTING BACK, BUT IT’S NO USE!!!
ETR: RRS SENDS A STOMP BETWEEN THE LEGS OF ROBBIE V, AND HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ONE OF RRS’ SIGNATURES!!! Robbie V so RARELY submits in matches… I don’t think I’ve EVER seen him submit.. but nonetheless… this takes away Robbie’s leverage advantage.. it takes away his power… and there’s no way that RRS can fall victim to the Concussion Kick or the Five Star Frog Splash when he’s got Robbie in this position! But hey, look at this! Robbie is sending some hard kicks, trying to kick out of this submission, and he’s throwing HARDER back elbows… as he’s SOMEHOW able to break free as the fatigue grows within RRS! Robbie and RRS are both slowly rising to their feet… and RRS hits the ropes yet again!!… Robbie is up, and turns around… RIGHT INTO A LOW DROPKICK FROM RRS, THIS TIME IT’S INTO ROBBIE’S KNEECAPS!!! INTO ROBBIE’S KNEES!!! Robbie is slow to get up… but he’s gonna fight through it… he’s gonna FORCE himself back to his feet because that’s what Robbie V does…
Deadprez: RRS is timing this… he wants something big… Robbie is slowly rising back up to his feet… and RRS is back to the ropes again! He bounces back at Robbie V… and ROBBIE LIFTS RRS UP INTO HIS CONTROL!!!… AND HE SLAMS RRS INTO THE CORNER!!! RRS SLAMS HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!… Robbie has RRS cornered now!! And he’s sending punches, body blows, you name it at RRS!! RRS is being beat up pretty bad by Robbie now, as Robbie jumps out with the advantage in this match… Robbie takes RRS.. and whips him across the ring, as RRS hits the corner!!… And Robbie takes a few steps back… his head is radiating with confidence… as he CHARGES INTO THE CORNERED RRS!!! FULL BODY PRESS!!!….
ETR: And RRS seems a bit disabled in that corner… defenseless against Robbie… as Robbie takes a few more steps back!!… AND ANOTHER ONE?!?! ROBBIE V COMES CHARING IN WITH YET ANOTHER FULL BODY PRESS!! FULL BODY PRESS FROM ROBBIE V AND RRS FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!!… Damn! Robbie’s really turning it up! RRS lifts himself up, and stumbles out of the corner… as Robbie V sees the opportunity and hits the ropes!!… OH MAN!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY ROBBIE V COMES BACK AND HITS THE CONCUSSION ON AN ALREADY WOOZY RRS!!!… ROBBIE WITH THE CONCUSSION!!! THE CONCUSSION!!!!! RRS IS DOWN!!! AND ROBBIE V… Robbie’s NOT going for the pin?! Robbie hits the ropes yet again!!!… AND ROBBIE V GOES INTO A SOMERSAULT… A SOMERSAULT AND ROBBIE HITS ROLLING THUNDER ON RRS!!!!
Deadprez: Rolling Thunder!!! Robbie’s got everything going for him right now!! And what in the world?!?! Robbie’s heading to the corner… and with RRS down… he’s gonna CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!!… IS HE GONNA DO IT!!! ROBBIE WANTS TO FINISH IT OFF NOW!!! ROBBIE WANTS TO END IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW WITH A HUGE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!… “ROBBBB-BIEEEEE-V!!!!!!”…. HE LEAPS!!!!…………… BUT RRS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?! RRS ROLLS OUT!!! HE ROLLS OUT OF DANGER!!! AND ROBBIE IS DEVASTATED!!! ROBBIE CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE CANVAS!!!… BUT CAN RRS TAKE ADVANTAGE?!?!!…. RRS slowly crawls toward the fallen body of Robbie V… and… AND RRS HOOKS THE LEG!!! RRS HOOKS THE LEG OF ROBBIE V!!! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…… THREE!!!—- NO!!! ROBBIE KICKS OUT!!! ROBBIE KICKS OUT AFTER FACEPLANTING ON THE CANVAS WITH RRS ROLLING OUT FROM THE FROG SPLASH!!!
ETR: And RRS is frustrated he couldn’t put Robbie away after that! But he’s not gonna mope around about it, cuz he’s right back on his feet, and he’s got Robbie’s legs again!! RRS is trying to lock Robbie V into that Sharpshooter again!! That Sharpshooter is an EXCELLENT tool to weaken your opponents… and… RRS LOCKS IT IN!!!… Robbie V is trapped in the Sharpshooter once more!! And it seems like Robbie is getting closer and closer to tapping out as he’s stuck in this submission… he’s REALLLY struggling now as RRS yanks harder and harder on the Shooter… tightening the hold every few seconds… and Robbie is trying to reach to the ropes… he’s got that arm outstretched about as far as it can go… and he’s brushing the ropes with his fingertips!! He’s ALMOST there… he CAN’T tap out!! He can’t!! It’s Pain 4 Pride!! It’s the World Heavyweight Title!!
Deadprez: AND ROBBIE V REACHES THE ROPES!! You can see the relief sweep across his face as RRS breaks the hold… Robbie pulls himself to his feet… as RRS looks to hit the ropes and take Robbie down once again! RRS bounces back at Robbie… BUT ROBBIE COUNTERS!!! ROBBIE COUNTERS RRS WITH A SIDE SLAM!!!… A SEATED SIDE SLAM FROM ROBBIE V, COUNTERING RRS OFF THE ROPES AND ROBBIE GOES RIGHT OFF THE SLAM INTO A PIN!!! ROBBIE V HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!! AND HERE’S THE COUNT!! OFF THE SIDE SLAM!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…….. RRS ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!
ETR: RRS is free from that pin… as he pushes Robbie V off of him… Robbie pushes himself to his feet… and RRS joins him at a standing base! RRS approaches Robbie… and throws a big right hand… but Robbie ducks it!! Robbie fires a right hand of his own… but RRS catches it!! He throws it away and strikes Robbie with a powerful combination of lefts and rights! RRS takes Robbie in, and sends him toward the ropes with an Irish Whip!!!… No, wait.. hold on!! Robbie counters!! Robbie counters with a Reverse Irish Whip, as RRS hits the ropes! Robbie ducks down, looking to hit RRS with a Back Body Drop…. BUT RRS STOPS SHORT!!!… AND HE SMACKS A KICK INTO THE FACE OF THE LEANED OVER ROBBIE V!!!…
Deadprez: And Robbie snaps up!! Robbie snaps RIGHT UP after that kick from RRS… and his aggression is pumping more than ever right now!! He sends a strong right hand into RRS, like that HUGE kick didn’t even affect him at ALL!!… Robbie goes to throw another right hand, slugging RRS… but RRS ducks under it!! RRS ducks under that punch and sends a kick to Robbie’s leg!! And now another Knife Edge Chop!! RRS sends Robbie off the ropes now… as RRS backs off the ropes himself!! What’s going on here?! RRS COMES BACK AT ROBBIE, AS ROBBIE COMES BACK AT RRS!!! AND THEY COLLIDE AS RRS BRINGS ROBBIE IN WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! Nice move from our World Heavyweight Champion, RRS!! But now BOTH men are down!! RRS and Robbie V are both down after the big Swinging Neckbreaker… and RRS rises to his feet slowly… RRS grabs Robbie V by the hair… pulling him up to his knees. Robbie is trying to fight back, throwing punches from his knees… but RRS yanks him up!!… RRS lands a knee to the gut… and brings Robbie in! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! A RELEASING GERMAN SUPLEX FROM RRS AS ROBBIE IS SENT FLYING, AND HE LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!!
ETR: Robbie is having some trouble getting up, as he rises to a seated position, holding the back of his neck… but RRS isn’t gonna take a break from his offensive string of success here! He’s gonna bring Robbie right back to his feet… and send him off the ropes!! Robbie comes back…. and RRS brings him RIGHT BACK DOWN!! RUNNING STO!!!… The STO brings our 2011 Grand Rampage winner to the canvas… and RRS is driving!! He wants to bring it home!! RRS wants to end it!! He’s calling for the end, as he flashes the Championship signal to the crowd… and he advances to the top rope!! RRS climbs to the top!! STIGMATA?!?! RRS GOING FOR THE STIGMATA?!?!?!……….. NO!!! ROBBIE SPRINGS TO HIS FEET QUICKLY, REALIZING THE DANGER HE WAS IN!!!… AND HE CHARGES AT RRS!!!… BUT RRS LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! CROSSBODY DROP!!! ROBBIE GETS UP AND RUINS THE PLANS FOR A STIGMATA, BUT RRS ADJUSTS AND TAKES ROBBIE OUT WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!!!…
Deadprez: Robbie’s down!! And RRS… RRS is stirring a little bit on the canvas as he advances back toward Robbie… he crawls toward Robbie… and Robbie is giving it everything he has, just to throw a few kicks at RRS, trying to defend himself!! But RRS won’t have it, he grabs Robbie’s legs… and is he gonna go for it AGAIN?! Is RRS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN?!?! YES!!! I THINK HE IS!!! RRS HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN AND ROBBIE V HAS TO TAP OUT NOW!!! HE’S GOTTA!!!… HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO, THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!… RRS IS YANKING ON THAT SHARPSHOOTER… BUT HOLD ON!!!…. ROBBIE IS TRYING TO KICK OUT OF IT AGAIN!!!… ROBBIE REACHES AT RRS, AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ROBBIE SLIDES OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER, AND PULLS RRS DOWN AND INTO A CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK!!! A CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK!!! WHAT A COUNTER!!! WHAT A SAVE!!! ROBBIE WAS DONE FOR SURE!!!!
ETR: AND RRS IS FLAILING HIS ARMS MANIACALLY!!! HE’S GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS!!!… ROBBIE’S YANKING ON THE CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK… BUT RRS HAS A LEG ON THE ROPES!!! RRS HAS A LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE… AND ROBBIE BREAKS THE HOLD!!!… RRS is free!!! And with that, RRS spills out from the apron, down to the ringside floor!! This fight is gonna spill out of the ring… what an AWESOME match thus far!! RRS spills out to the ringside floor… and Robbie gets up to his feet… he’s gonna exit the ring and follow RRS!! Robbie grabs hold of RRS… and brings him toward the Steel Steps!!… ROBBIE V SMASHES RRS’ SKULL INTO THE BASE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!… AND RRS IS TRYING TO STUMBLE AWAY, BUT HE’S SEEING STARS RIGHT NOW!!!… HIS HEAD IS SPINNING AFTER THAT SHOT… AND RRS ROLLS BACK UP ONTO THE APRON, INTO THE RING!!! ROBBIE HAS TO CHASE RRS, RRS IS TRYING TO FLEE!!
Deadprez: Well escaping the ring didn’t work, as Robbie followed him out and sent RRS’ cranium into the steel! RRS retreats into the ring… RRS is in the ring, wait… RRS HITS THE ROPES!!! AND AS RRS TRIES TO SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING, RRS COMES AT HIM HARD WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!!! AND IT DROPS ROBBIE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! ROBBIE GOES TUMBLING TOWARD THE RAMP, AS RRS TAKES ADVANTAGE!!!…. And RRS is still in the ring.. as he gazes out at Robbie, downed on the outside… RRS is resting on the top rope… taking some time to recuperate… God knows how physically EXHAUSTING this match has been! RRS is thinking something big though… I can tell… But I can’t tell what… We’re gonna find out, as RRS is slowly climbing up to the top rope… Thinking of one MAJOR offensive move that could possibly beat Robbie V tonight… He’s up there… RRS THINKING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP AS ROBBIE V ATTEMPTS TO GET UP NEAR THE RAMP!!!…
ETR: RRS LEAPS WITH THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!… BUT ROBBIE V!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!! GOOD LORD!!!! HOLY CRAP, ROBBIE V DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND RRS FLIPS RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED CONCRETE HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! RRS CRASHES INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THAT CORKSCREW MOONSAULT, AND ROBBIE MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM A LOSS HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! RRS WENT FOR ALL THE MARBLES WITH THAT MOVE, BUT ROBBIE WAS TOO QUICK!!! THE QUICKNESS THAT BOTH OF THESE TWO MEN HAVE KEEPS COMING INTO PLAY, AND ROBBIE EVADED THE MOONSAULT!!!…. RRS and Robbie V are BOTH down on the outside… as the referee rushes out to check on them… And this can’t be a good thing… the referee is flashing the “X” sign for RRS, as he hit his head out here on the floor… Robbie V slides into the ring, meanwhile… and RRS may have something to worry about, even while nearly incapacitated… There’s a bunch of EMTs out here checking on RRS… helping him up to his feet slowly… BUT CHECK OUT ROBBIE!!! CHECK OUT ROBBIE V!!!!
Deadprez: OH MAN!!! ROBBIE V HITS THE ROPES!!! AND HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP!!! ROBBIE V GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!… BUT HE TAKES OUT THE EMT STAFF!!! HE TAKES OUT THE GROUP OF EMTS AS RRS QUICKLY DIVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! THESE GUYS CAN’T CATCH EACH OTHER!!! THEY’RE TOO GOOD!!! AND ROBBIE TAKES OUT THOSE EMTS BUT RRS IS ABLE TO SLITHER OUT OF THE WAY, JUST AS ROBBIE DID WITH THE MOONSAULT!! TWO HUGE MOVES, POTENTIALLY MATCH CHANGING… NIGHT CHANGING MOVES, EVADED BECAUSE OF THE QUICKNESS AND THE STAMINA OF THESE TWO MEN!!! IT’S UNREAL!!!!… And the EMTs, RRS, AND Robbie V are ALL down on the outside of the ring! I’ve never seen anything like this before!!
(Replays are shown of Robbie’s suicide dive hitting the group of EMTs checking on RRS)
ETR: But RRS got the least of that impact! As he’s up to his knees, and inching back toward the ring! RRS gets to the apron, and rolls under the ropes… re-entering the ring as Robbie is still down.. Robbie is slowly trying to get to his feet… but RRS is waiting for him, sadistically staring out at him as he struggles to get up… He’s on his knees… but he keeps tipping over, unable to maintain his balance due to how tired he must be! This match has been going on for a good while and has been one of the most physically demanding matches that I’ve EVER seen! But Robbie is pushing himself, as he rolls up onto the apron.. and reenters the ring with RRS! Robbie is still down in the ring though… as RRS stands over him! Robbie’s in trouble!!… RRS is measuring Robbie up… and Robbie FINALLY reaches his feet… RRS with a kick to the gut, he brings Robbie in!!!… KANADIAN KILLA!!!! RRS WITH THE KANADIAN KILLA ON ROBBIE V??! NO!!! ROBBIE PUSHES AWAY FROM RRS!!!!… AND A CONCUSSION!!! A CONCUSSION ON RRS!!! ROBBIE WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY AS HE USES IT ALL TO GET ANOTHER CONCUSSION ON RRS!!!…. THIS HAS GOT TO BE OVER RIGHT NOW!!!… ROBBIE HOOKS THE LEG!!!! HERE IT IS!!!
ONE!!!… TWOOOOOOOO!!!!……….. RRS KICKS OUT!!!! RRS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Deadprez: HOW?!?!?! HOW?!?! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST CONCUSSION KICKS I’VE EVER SEEN!!!! AND RRS KICKED OUT!!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!! THE HEART AND THE WILL OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY… IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!… And Robbie rises to his feet… he’s pacing around the ring… he’s in a state of DISBELIEF!!… And he lifts RRS to his feet!!!… Robbie V… HE LIFTS RRS UP INTO HIS ARMS!!!… BUT RRS PUSHES OFF OF ROBBIE AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!… RRS LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND ROBBIE V!!! AND HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND ROBBIE!!! SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT?!?!?! WAIT!!!… ROBBIE CATCHES RRS!!! ROBBIE V CATCHES RRS BEFORE HE CAN BE TAKEN DOWN WITH THE SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT!!!… RRS IS HITTING ELBOWS THOUGH!!!… AND HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND ROBBIE V… SPIKE DDT!!!! Robbie able to counter the Springboard Standing Moonsault.. and RRS able to counter Robbie right back with the Spike DDT!!! And now both men are DOWN, again!!
ETR: RRS crawls toward Robbie V!!… I’m not sure if Robbie has enough in him to kick out if RRS is able to get to him for the pin!!!… Here it is though, he’s got it!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!………. ROBBIE V ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!
ETR: NO!!! ROBBIE DOES HAVE ENOUGH!!! NEITHER MAN WANTS TO QUIT!! THIS IS PAIN 4 PRIDE GODDAMNIT!!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST MATCH OF THEIR CAREERS!!!… They’re both still down on the canvas!!… Struggling to rise to their feet… but BOTH men working hard to return to a standing base!!! The ICONIC Robbie V.. the LEGENDARY Rated R Shaman of Sexy!!… This crowd is really into this match, and I don’t blame em!! This is awesome, folks!!… RRS and Robbie are pushing off of each other, trying to rise to their feet… and they’re up! Both men are up… as RRS sends a THUNDEROUS Knife Edge Chop to Robbie, as Robbie is knocked to the ropes!!… But Robbie bounces back… with a HUGE right hand!!… But RRS returns with another Chop… WITH ROBBIE HAVING ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! TRADING BLOWS!! NEITHER MAN GIVING AN INCH!!… RRS tries to whip Robbie across the ring… but Robbie with the counter!! RRS is sent to the corner!!… Robbie charges in!!
Deadprez: BUT RRS GETS A LEG UP!!! KICK TO THE FACE OF ROBBIE V!!!… Robbie V stumbles away… as RRS elevates himself to the top rope!!!… RRS JUMPS OFF AT ROBBIE V!!!… But Robbie runs toward the corner to evade the aerial tactics of RRS!!… RRS lands in the ring… as he charges back at Robbie… ROBBIE FLOATS OVER!!!… Robbie lands, and with RRS behind him— CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE WITH A SUDDEN CONCUSSION KICK ON RRS AND IT CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL!!! RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!!!… RRS COLLAPSES!!! RRS COLLAPSES IN THE RING!!!… AND ROBBIE FALLS AS WELL!!!… ROBBIE AND RRS HAVE GIVEN IT ALL THEY HAD!!! BUT THIS MATCH COULD VERY WELL BE OVER RIGHT HERE!!!… ROBBIE DROPS HIS ARM OVER THE CHEST OF RRS!!! HERE IT IS!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!
ETR: HE DID IT!!!! HE DID ITTT!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and NEWWWWWWWW… HEAVYWEIGHTTTT CHAMMMPIONNNN OF THE WORRRLLLLLLDDDDDDD…. ROBBBBBB-BIEEEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THE DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!! ROBBIE V IS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! HE DEFEATS RRS IN FRONT OF A CAPACITY CROWD HERE IN DALLAS!!!… THE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY OF PAIN FOR PRIDE! THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT TONIGHT AS ROBBIE V PICKS UP THE WIN!!!
ETR: He’s really done a fantastic job… BOTH men did in this match. And like I’ve repeated so many times DURING the match.. it was unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. These two men spilled their hearts and souls into the ring tonight… and they put on perhaps the greatest match I have ever witnessed…
(Camera pans over Robbie V celebrating in the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship, and slowly fades to black)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4IP7LaCw is played )
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EMEeZIRtSc&feature=related is played afterward )
(Recap of the feud between CM Banks and Mr. DEDEDE is shown)
(Camera fades to the ring, showing the ring announcer standing in the center)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and will be the MAIN EVENT of Pain For Pride 4!!
(CM Banks’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… hailing from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 pounds… C-M-BAAAANNNNNKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Welcome back to ringside here at Pain 4 Pride.. and we’re set for the headliner of the evening… Two EAW Legends… two men who define that word will go ONE on ONE out here tonight…and it’ll be one for the ages. That’s for damn sure.
Jaywalker: I have some personal history with BOTH of these men, and I can tell ya that they have both given me a run for my money over the years. Two very efficient performers in the ring, two of the greatest there ever were… and tonight they’re gonna tear the house down. I can guarantee it right now.
(CM Banks makes his way into the ring as the crowd cheers. He waits through a short pause)
(Mr. DEDEDE’s music suddenly hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing in at 240 pounds… He is… MISTERRRRR… DE-DE-DEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Just seeing these two men in the ring gives me goosebumps and sends shivers down my spine.. I’m not sure I can handle it! I’m ALREADY on the edge of my seat, and the match hasn’t even started!
Jaywalker: Well Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring.. and both he and CM Banks have their eyes locked onto each other—
Ring Announcer: And currently making his way to the ring… the Special Guest Referee…. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!
Jaywalker: HRDO!! Here he comes… a man who makes anyone standing next to him look like a dwarf… ANOTHER EAW legend on his way out to the ring tonight. These three men out here tonight ARE what EAW stands for.
(Camera pans over the crowd and shows HRDO entering the ring from overhead. It cuts down to the ring to show Banks and DEDEDE staring him down)
(HRDO glances at Banks, and then to DEDEDE. He calls for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
WWEFan: And we’re underway!! The crowd is going NUTS right now and I don’t blame them. CM Banks comes out right off the bat firing punches at DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is trying to fight back, but Banks is backing him up into the corner, gaining the early advantage! This match will be no countouts, no disqualifications, this is Extreme Answerz Wrestling and this is Extreme Rules!
Jaywalker: Banks is slugging Mr. DEDEDE over and over again with those HEAVY right hands, and this is as tense an atmosphere as I have ever felt ANYWHERE… but look at DEDEDE! He SHOVES Banks out of the corner, and as Banks charges back in, Mr. DEDEDE lowers his shoulder and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! MR. DEDEDE PUTTING HIS STRENGTH ON DISPLAY WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, LIFTING BANKS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE is gonna get outta that ring and meet his opponent on the outside to keep bringing the pain!
WWEFan: DEDEDE grabs Banks by the hair and pulls him up to his feet… BUT BANKS WITH A RIGHT HAND! CM Banks RIGHT BACK on the attack with some more fists being thrown in the direction of Mr. DEDEDE! Some big time bombs landing all over the body of DDD!!… LOOK OUT!!!.. DEDEDE GRABS BANKS BY THE NECK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!… Damn! Banks collides with the Steel Steps, and DEDEDE wasn’t gonna take much more of that right handed onslaught from Banks, pushing him directly into the steel!
Jaywalker: CM Banks is down… and now DEDEDE is heading over to the announce table.. Looking to end it early, perhaps… first the ring steps.. and now he’s cleaning off our announce table!!…. DDD goes to lift Banks back up to his feet… and bringing him toward the announce table… BUT CM BANKS GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS, AND HE SLAMS IT INTO THE SKULL OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE, AS BANKS RETREATS BACK TO THE RING! This match up full of big blows early on, as we’ve had our fair share of excitement through the first few minutes of this match….
WWEFan: These men have both put themselves into a position where NEITHER of them can afford to lose.. and as Banks stands up in the ring, Mr. DEDEDE pushes himself up on the outside, checking himself for blood after being clocked with that monitor as he flashes an evil glare at CM Banks! DDD stands up as he heads back toward the ring… and he joins CM Banks, entering the ring and immediately throwing a right hand back at CM Banks! The slugfest continues, but this time with DEDEDE on the offensive side, throwing some big punches at Banks! Banks sends a kick at DEDEDE… and with the way this match has been going so far… the way these men have been going at each other.. there’s gonna be some DESTRUCTION.
Jaywalker: Banks fights DDD back toward the ropes… and whips him off the other side! DDD hits the ropes, and ducks under a clothesline from Banks, and as he comes back, he JUMPS UP AND TAKES BANKS DOWN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Banks collapses.. and DDD is still on the attack, sending stomps into the downed CM Banks… He grabs Banks by the arm… and pulls him RIGHT INTO A SHOULDER BLOCK!!… DEDEDE using his shoulder as a battering ram there, pulling Banks right into it and driving into him like an NFL lineman…. and Mr. DEDEDE brings Banks into his grasp… setting him up… and everybody knows what’s coming… BAM, the DEDEDE DDT!!! Wait! Banks ducks his shoulder and flips DDD over his back! Nice Backdrop from CM Banks there, countering the DEDEDE DDT!!
WWEFan: DDD rolls toward the ropes… trying to pull himself back to his feet… and CM Banks… Banks hits the ropes!! And he launches himself off the ropes at DDD, coming at him HARD AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Banks joins DDD on the outside, as DDD tries to lift himself up near the barricade… and CM Banks takes DDD into his control.. and BASHES DDD’S HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THAT BARRICADE!! And Banks isn’t done! He’s gonna set DDD up… and he’s gonna THROW HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, AS DDD CRASHES HARD INTO IT, TAKING OUT A PORTION OF THAT BARRICADE WALL!!!… MORE high impact action in this match!
Jaywalker: And I’ll tell ya what… these two men have made this match… SO big.. and so important..
(Replays are shown of DDD crashing through the barricade)
Jaywalker: You can see the impact of DDD crashing into the barricade wall there… but here comes CM Banks, and he wants to use our announce table, just as DDD had a bit earlier on! He grabs Mr. DEDEDE and pulls him up into his control… and Banks takes DDD… and sends him HEAD FIRST into the table! DDD rolls onto the table now, as Banks climbs up here with him.. and this can’t be good for Mr. DEDEDE, as Banks sets him up into a Devil Lock… and he’s gonna go for his famed Devil-Lock DDT through the announce table!!… NO!!! MR. DEDEDE SENDS BANKS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!… THE 6 FOOT PLUS FRAME OF MR. DEDEDE, PLUS THE EXTRA FEW FEET OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… THAT SENT CM BANKS ON A NEAR 10 FOOT FALL TO THE FLOOR!!!
WWEFan: And I don’t know if you caught the eyes of HRDO lately… but he’s loving every minute of this! He’s enjoying seeing these men go through so much pain on such a grand stage.. and that’s what makes HRDO.. well, HRDO! Banks is laid out on the floor.. as DEDEDE looks to take advantage. DEDEDE is gonna try and get back into the ring… he’s gonna step right over the downed body of CM Banks, and proceed into the ring… DDD is starting to tire out, as he struggles to pull himself in the ring. It just goes to show how much these men have already put each other through and that this match could end at any second!!… And you gotta wonder ladies and gentlemen.. how much these RELENTLESS men are willing to go through to pick up a victory tonight! Hold on, Mr. DEDEDE’s hitting the ropes, as CM Banks pushes himself to his feet on the outside!
Jaywalker: DEDEDE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! FLYING SENTON!!! FLYING SENTON ON CM BANKS!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY A FLYING SENTON FROM MR. DEDEDE INTO CM BANKS AS THEY GO TUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, RIGHT OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US!!! These men are BROKEN and BATTERED, each of them writhing in pain right here on the floor! DDD is the first to stir, as he tries to push himself to his feet… and already we’ve seen the supreme price paid in this battle of ICONS.. DEDEDE sacrificing his own body in order to bring the pain to CM Banks! And DDD is up to his feet after a bit of a struggle… HRDO standing in the ring is somewhat helpless right now… no count outs… neither man can be disqualified for their actions… Extreme Rules at Pain 4 Pride… athletic annihilation between these two men!
WWEFan: DDD drags those Steel Steps out from the ring… and he’s gonna bring CM Banks toward them. Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks toward the Steel Steps and sends him head first into the steel base of those steps! Mr. DEDEDE takes a few steps back… as CM Banks tries to push himself up… and DEDEDE CHARGES FORWARD!!!. MR. DEDEDE CHARGES AT BANKS, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND CATCHES CM BANKS IN A TORNADO DDT, AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! GOOD LORD!!! HOLY HELL BANKS AND MR. DEDEDE CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!…. So devastating for not just CM Banks but for Mr. DEDEDE as well! Neither man can stand at this point!
Jaywalker: And look at this… (Camera zooms in on the back of Mr. DEDEDE as he rolls over)… Mr. DEDEDE seems to have sliced his back open on the announce table.. as blood is spilling out from his body! This is the lengths that these two guys are willing to go to leave this arena tonight as the victor! And Mr. DEDEDE is CHALLENGING himself to get back to his feet… he’s forcing himself to stand, even if he’s on spaghetti legs! DDD rolls into the ring, and CM Banks is groaning in pain, but nonetheless, he’s slowly… VERY slowly in fact inching toward the ring as well, wanting to get back in there and bring the fight back on Mr. DEDEDE!! DDD is resting in the ring, as Banks slowly rolls in with him… Mr. DEDEDE charges at Banks… BUT BANKS SCOOPS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! CM BANKS HAS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!… AND HE HITS THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! JESUS CHRIST!! CM BANKS IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT BACK AROUND!!! HE TURNS IT AROUND ON DDD, HITTING THE GO TO RETIREMENT, THAT DEVASTATING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! AND DDD IS DOWN AND OUT!!!
WWEFan: CM Banks falls as well!! But he falls over DDD, and hooks the inside leg, going for the first pinfall attempt in this matchup!! HRDO slides in for the count!
HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…
WWEFan: DEDEDE KICKS OUT WITH LESS THAN A SECOND TO SPARE!!! And Banks seems frustrated… a bit shocked that he wasn’t able to put DDD away right then and there as he sends a few right hands for good measure in at the fallen Mr. DEDEDE… CM Banks rises to his feet… and brings DDD up with him… Banks is sending a few lefts and rights in at DDD… but DDD is gonna fight back! DDD is also sending punches in at Banks… and he drives in a headbutt as well! But Banks turns DDD around and drives him backward into the corner! Banks drives in a few shoulder thrusts at DDD…
Jaywalker: And now he’s gonna climb up over him and rain down some punches over DDD in the corner!!… But hold on! DDD pushes Banks out of the corner as Banks lands on his feet near the center of the ring! DDD charges out at him, and he misses a clothesline as he continues running and hits the ropes! DDD bounces back at Banks… AND BANKS WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! INTO THE LEG HOOK!! DDD IS PINNED ONCE AGAIN AND HERE COMES BIG HRDO WITH THE COUNT!!
HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!—-
WWEFan: And DDD kicks out once more!!… DDD is down in the ring… as Banks is gonna leave the ring, and he’s heading back over toward us. CM Banks grabs a Steel Chair from ringside! Banks grabs a chair!!… Banks comes at DDD with that chair… BUT MR. DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES A BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO THAT CHAIR, SENDING IT INTO THE FACE OF CM BANKS!!! BANKS IS DOWN, AND DDD SUDDENLY HAS THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH BACK IN HIS HANDS!!… Banks drops that chair.. and DDD is gonna go and pick it up. Mr. DEDEDE has that chair.. and he swings it HIGH over his head! DEDEDE SMASHES IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF CM BANKS!!!…
Jaywalker: That chair is warped already! It’s bent after that one shot over CM Banks!!… And Banks is slowly getting up… perhaps DRIVEN to his feet from the sting of that chairshot, getting the adrenaline pumping, as he rises to face Mr. DEDEDE!!… And DEDEDE SWINGS THAT CHAIR AT CM BANKS AGAIN!!!… BUT BANKS DUCKS UNDER IT!!!… DDD HITS THE ROPES AND BOUNCES BACK AT CM BANKS!!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE SPEAR!!! DDD WITH THE SPEAR!!!! THE SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! Banks ducked under the chair shot, and DDD hit the ropes, dropping the chair and coming back at Banks with the devastating Spear… as now BOTH Mr. DEDEDE and CM Banks are laying out on the canvas, damaged and demolished! Mr. DEDEDE slowly crawls over to the body of the decapitated CM Banks… and he lays an arm over his chest! DDD going for the cover!! Could this be it right here?!
HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!………………………………… CM BANKS KICKS OUT!!!!!
WWEFan: Damn! These two REFUSE to LOSE!!!… And Banks is the one to kick out this time! I don’t think DDD believes what he’s seeing right now! And the same can go for CM Banks! Normally you don’t see ANYONE escape from the Go To Retirement OR the Spear.. but tonight, we’ve seen it happen TWICE, with DDD kicking out of the GTR earlier, and now Banks successfully saves his metaphoric LIFE, kicking out of the spear!!… Banks rolls to the ropes… and PULLS himself up to his feet.. and he’s gonna grab that Steel Chair.. He’s gonna take that Steel Chair.. as Mr. DEDEDE is on his knees… and HE’S GONNA SMASH THE STEEL INTO THE BACK…. THE SPINE OF MR. DEDEDE!!! HE WAS ALREADY DAMAGED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN, BUT THAT SHOT WAS LETHAL!! THAT SHOT COULDA PUT HIM AWAY AS DDD COLLAPSES FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!
Jaywalker: And CM Banks isn’t done yet! He’s gonna go back AGAIN with that Steel Chair!! And he’s YELLING for DEDEDE to stay down! He’s SMASHING that Steel Chair OVER AND OVER AGAIN into the near lifeless body of Mr. DEDEDE and BEGGING him to just stay down, and I don’t know ladies and gentlemen… DEDEDE might be best served health-wise at least to listen to CM Banks! It’s GOTTA be near the end! It HAS to be!! DEDEDE looks like he’s DONE!! He looks FINISHED!! I think this may be it for Mr. DEDEDE…. CM Banks collapses with that Steel Chair in his hands… trying to recuperate from the INTENSE fatigue he must be enduring right now… And CM Banks is remorseless, STILL screaming at Mr. DEDEDE to stay down…
WWEFan: Mr. DEDEDE is trying to pull himself up though… Love him or hate him… Mr. DEDEDE will NEVER stay down… and the history of his career has shown that to us QUITE WELL… CM Banks seems infuriated… and he wants to put Mr. DEDEDE away FOR GOOD. But Mr. DEDEDE is up on his feet.. and this match is STILL going on after all this time!! We’ve seen these men sliced open, bruised, battered, put through tables, put through some of the sickest and most painful maneuvers this industry has ever SEEN.. and they’re STILL trucking on and keeping up the fight!! And CM Banks comes up to DDD with that chair again!! Looking for a big headshot!! He wants that headshot!!!… BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER IT!!! DDD kicks Banks in the gut, as Banks drops the chair… and DDD is sending some People’s Punches into CM Banks!! The People’s Punches, Jay!! And Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks in!!!… EDGE-O-MATIC!!! Mr. DEDEDE hits the Edge-O-Matic on CM Banks!! And both men are back down on the canvas… completely CONSUMED by fatigue and pain!!
Jaywalker: DDD’s back in this thing! It’s ANYONES match to win!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE rises to his feet… and he’s gonna take that chair into his possession.. We all know the obvious danger of Mr. DEDEDE, especially when he’s got a weapon. CM Banks is still down… and Mr. DEDEDE is rising up to the top rope!! DEDEDE’s going up top and he’s gonna fly!! But the chair?! Mr. DEDEDE has that chair with him on the top rope!! He’s calling for it!! Is he gonna do it?! MR. DEDEDE IS GONNA JUMP OFF WITH THAT CHAIR TO GO FOR A WINGS OF HELL ON CM BANKS, LAYING IN THE RING!!!…. MR. DEDEDE JUMPS OFF!!!!
WWEFan: BUT NO!!! NO!!! CM BANKS JUMPS TO HIS FEET!!! HOW?!?!?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES MR. DEDEDE ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! HE CAN’T!!! I’M SEEING THINGS!!! I MUST BE FREAKING SEEING THINGS!!! BANKS IS ON HIS FEET?!?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES DDD ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE HAS DEDEDE WITH THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!!! ANOTHER GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!!!… CM BANKS HAS ANOTHER GODDAMN GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND MR. DEDEDE IS OUT COLD!!! DEDEDE IS OUT!!! AND CM BANKS SIMPLY FALLS OVER HIM, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY DRAINED OF ANY ENERGY HE ONCE HAD!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!
Jaywalker: Here comes HRDO in for the count!!!
HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!!!!….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!!)
WWEFan: OH MAN ITS OVER!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!! BANKS WINS!!! CM BANKS WINS!!! HE’S THE WINNER!!! CM BANKS DEFEATS THE GREATEST IN-RING PERFORMER IN EAW HISTORY RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF AN INCREDIBLY HUGE CROWD, UNDER ALL THE LIGHTS, ALL THE SOUNDS, ALL THE FANS OF PAIN 4 PRIDE!!!! CM BANKS IS VICTORIOUS!!! AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!
Jaywalker: I’m… I’m at a loss for words… what a match these two put on for all of these people… what a terrific match to cap off an UNBELIEVEABLE night!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… C-M BAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: What a match… what a match we saw…
Jaywalker: But hold on… CM Banks… CM Banks isn’t done… he’s STILL hammering in elbow shots, forearms… EVERYTHING at Mr. DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is defenseless against him! HRDO is trying to break it up, but Banks INSISTS on beating the holy hell out of DDD!! This is just… I mean I know that DDD has put CM Banks through a whole hell of a lot since the Grand Rampage… but come on… This is completely uncalled for after that great match!!… But HRDO grabs CM Banks!!!…
WWEFan: And HRDO PRYS CM Banks away from DEDEDE!!! HRDO’s arguing with Banks… and I don’t blame him… that’s just disrespectful and like you said Jay, uncalled for… BUT LOOK AT MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE HAS THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… HRDO TURNS CM BANKS AROUND AS DEDEDE IS ABLE TO CLOCK THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!!! DDD SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF CM BANKS!!!… AND BANKS STUMBLES AROUND BACK TOWARD HRDO!!!!…
Jaywalker: HRDO SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE NECK OF CM BANKS!!!… AND CM BANKS IS LIFTED UP!!! AND DOWN!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!!! AND BANKS IS OUT!!! CM BANKS IS OUT!!!
WWEFan: And look at this, DEDEDE and HRDO are shaking hands in the ring, showing mutual respect for one another after being able to lay out CM Banks, after that vicious attack Banks had planned after the match!!
(HRDO raises Mr. DEDEDE’s arm to the crowd)
WWEFan: Well… as HRDO and Mr. DEDEDE celebrate in the ring… That’s unforunately all the time we have for Pain 4 Pride! We told you to savor every moment, and we hope you did!! But Stew-O, why don’t you bring us out?
Stew-O: My pleasure… For Deadprez, WWEFan, Jaywalker, ETR and Masters… This is Stew-O. It’s been a GREAT night folks… but that’s all the time we’ve got! We’ll see you back on Showdown, Dynasty and Voltage.. but I think we can all agree that Pain 4 Pride has shook the foundations of EAW… and has been one of the best times of my life. Goodnight everyone, we all hope you enjoyed the show!!!
(Camera follows Mr. DEDEDE up the ramp as he makes it to the stage, and goes through the curtain)
(On the other side of the curtain, Mr. DEDEDE is met by Robbie V, holding his World Heavyweight Championship)
(Brief moment of silence)
(Robbie V and Mr. DEDEDE hug, as a line of EAW extremists is shown behind them)
(DEDEDE pats Robbie on the shoulder, showing him respect, as Robbie shakes his hand, saying “Thank you,” as they turn down the line of EAW extremists)
(Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie makes their way down the line as extremists such as StarrStan, Prince of Phenomenal, Scott Diamond, Eddie Mack, Mister K, Extreme Enigma, Y2Impact, Killswitch, SG2 and others shake their hands and pat them on the back)
(Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie make it near the end of the line, where RRS is waiting for them)
(Robbie and RRS pause for a second, and then hug each other, and DEDEDE hugs RRS as well)
(As Robbie reluctantly turns away from RRS, he meets the CEO, Matt Daniels)
(Robbie stares down the CEO, but then takes his World Championship, and hands it off to the CEO, as he continues down the hall, Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie wave goodbye to all the extremists present before finally exiting through the double doors, leading outside the arena)
(The extremists clap for Robbie V and Mr. DEDEDE, as they leave, and the camera fades to black)
(Pain For Pride Logo Flashes)
(EAW logo buzzes )