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Operation: Doomsday (2020)

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(EAW intro plays.)

1:00

Time waits for no one…

(The camera fades in showing the beeping lights of a timebomb, it slowly counts down from 1 minute, as the seconds dwindle down, seemingly going slower and slower as it does. The sound reverberates around the area that it’s in as the camera turns around to show a barren wasteland, a destroyed city of some sort)

0:50

Like a storm that everyone is lost in…

(Far from the camera’s view there are statues seen of multiple people which seem to be slowly chipping away, on it’s last hinges)

0:45

It takes the strong to survive the fall, the ones that are able to go the farthest with the willpower of many by their side…

(The camera then goes to the first set of statues which are seen. The faces brandished into them seem to be MITSUBACHI, SEBAS, Khamsin, Christian DeMarco, Seth Osiris and Jason McKormick, all posing valiantly seemingly looking at one another, ready for war)

0:40

Sometimes it’s just a matter of whoever has the strongest fighting spirit, to surpass the other and continue forward…

(It then continues on to the next set of statues that are seen. Mason Massacre is seen with his imposing composure on a bright smirk on his face as his statue looks at the camera with a aura of confidence around it. It then goes to the statue right in front of him, which is Jalyn Garcia. He’s crossing his arms with a serious look on his face, seemingly not playing any games as both statues stare down one another with a intense look)

0:30

The term “survival of the fittest” works best in this situation, natural selection takes its place and slowly chips away the weak…

(It then goes to show two pairs of statues, each different. The Grand Athletes are shown as the first ones as they both have grins on their faces as they both seem to be pointing to something on the other side of them. Which is shown to be the Unified Tag Team Championships around the waist of Fire and Ice. Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts are seen, both with fierce determination and seriousness on their face as they stare down with the opposing team)

0:20

Maybe it’s slow and steady, whoever fights the longest, perseveres doesn’t give up. All hard work is always compensated at the end of it…

(It then moves over to the other set of statues which are seen to be right next to them. Harper Lee is seen with a smile on her face as her hands are on her hips. She has a face of confidence as she looks to the person right across from her, which is Sarah Price. Sarah has a light smile on her face but it’s mostly of seriousness as she looks over to look at her Specialists Championship around her shoulder which she prides a lot)

0:10

It takes one to know one though. When paths collide and the opposition come forth, it’s always a case of who wants it more…

(The next set of statues are shown. Andre Walker is seen as he’s holding up a finger with a smirk on his face as he’s looking up to the sky. It then shows Lethal Consequences who isn’t standing, but is leaning back against a pillar with a calm, collected look on his face as he does so)

0:05

The climb will be hellacious, the path will be rocky, but will it all be worth it?

(It then goes to show the next set that is seen which is Dray Fontana as he holds a fist up right to his face with a serious look on his face as he clenches his teeth, clearly ready for anything that stands in his way. As it then pans over to show Xander Payne. He has the PURE Championship raised high in the air as he has a serious look on his face as he looks deadset at Fontana, ready for what’s to come)

0:04

All the pain, the agony, the hardships, at what cost?

(It then goes over to show the statue of Charlie Marr. His chiseled bearded and blue eyes are cold, callous as he stands straight with an expressionless face looking across him to see Impact. He’s also looking straight forward, yet the difference from Marr is the fact that he’s giving a smirk as he does so as both men stare off with one another seemingly ready for battle at any moment)

0:03

The opportunity always lies ahead, but who’s going to take it?

(It then goes to the final pair of statues seen as Andrea Valentine is seen with a smile on her face as she has both her hands pointed up to the sky as she does so looking right to her opponent. Serena Bennett is seen with one hand on her hip and a smirk on her face as she shows off her jewelry with the other hand. Both of them looking at each other with cool, composed looks)

0:02

As the seconds dwindle down on the hourglass of life, who is going to make it known that they’re going to be the ones to look for. Before anything else, before the end, but it doesn’t wait…

(There are no other sets of statues except…)

BOOM!

(One by one each and every pair of statues explode into a fiery charred cinder of remains. Each and every one of them are left to a burning crisp as people walk out of the ashes of them)

(Chris Elite is seen first as he’s making his way out in ring-gear as he seems ready to fight as he makes his way across the barren wasteland. The Visual Prophet is then quickly seen holding the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Both of them look at one another and stare before they begin to run at one another, both with fiery anger against each other)

The countdown to Doomsday…

0:01

(Cut to black)

Has begun.

(‘DOA’ by I Prevail ft. Joyner Lucas is playing in the background as the intense socially distanced crowd of the EAW Performance Center bursts into cheers as pyro bursts out of the stage in a beautiful array of blue and red as the camera pans around at the bustling Performance Center. The camera then begins to pan over the Broadcasting Booth as Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen all brandishing smiles on their faces as the camera focuses in on them)

Stew-O: Welcome… to OPERATION: DOOMSDAY! The first Dynasty free-per-view of Season 14 is just getting underway right now as I am Stew-O along with Flannery McCoy and the VERY obnoxious Jake Mercer! We have a lot on the line tonight as we’ve got the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, the EAW PURE Championship, the EAW Specialists Championship, and the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship up for grabs along with matches with the high class caliber elitists of Dynasty!

Flannery McCoy: We surely have a STACKED card here for you tonight and a ton of surprises that we just can’t wait for ourselves. We are in for one hell of a night and we hope you stick around for it as well for the Dynasty brand.

Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD I AM SO READY! LIKE YOU CAN’T IMAGINE IT! BEFORE THIS I PRAYED TO MY MR. DEDEDE SHRINE IN MY BACKYARD! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW AMPED UP I AM! WOO! OPERATION: DOOMSDAY LET’S DO IT!!!!

(Awkward silence is heard as both Stew and Flannery turn their head to Jake Mercer as both of them slowly move their chairs away from him)

Stew-O: Alrighty then… moving on from that, it seems we get to move on to our first match of the day! Let’s get Operation: Doomsday on a roll right now!

(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing in the center of the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a NEW BREED SHOWCASE MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Black Honey’ by Thrice plays up to boos as MITSUBACHI makes his way out to the ring. In his grip, he looks down with a smirk as he holds up a cage. The crowd begins to pop as they see the vicious murder hornets in the cage which made an appearance at Pain For Pride. He looks around him to see the cages of insects surrounding him but keeps the murder hornets in his hands as he then begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Sōka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI is coming into this match with all the confidence in the world by his side clearly. He’s a favorite heading into this one but the question is can he live up to that and get the win? He’s shown perfectly that he’s able to get some wins against some big-time players, yet just as he did in Pain For Pride he’s now found himself in a multi-man matchup that will surely test him.

Flannery McCoy: I don’t see anything that’s stopping him right? But the amount of competition in this match it’s just waiting to be answered. I’m not going to take away anything from him, this is just a matter of MITSUBACHI showing what he’s capable of in the squared circle, and I have a feeling we’re going to see just that in this matchup.

Jake Mercer: This man is a menace to society! How sane does he think he is to have those murder hornets and bringing them down to the ring right now, preposterous! Arrest this man officers! I can’t have this criminal in my sights!

Flannery McCoy: :skip: If it was that big of a deal he would’ve been gone by Pain For Pride in jail.

Jake Mercer: WELL NOW’S OUR CHANCE TO FIX THAT!

(MITSUBACHI makes his way around the ringside area as he places the cage of murder hornets on the broadcasting booth giving Jake Mercer a heart attack as MITSUBACHI slides into the ring. MITSUBACHI points around for a moment before posing at the center of the ring with swiftness before jumping back up to his feet. He makes his way to his corner to get ready as ‘Black Honey’ fades out. Absolutely nothing plays up as the crowd knows who’s coming out and responds with boos. Khamsin makes his way out to the stage with pure silence as he circles around before spreading his arms out as a spotlight then shines down on him and everything around him goes dim. He looks down at the camera with a cocky smirk on his face before he makes his way to the ring, with the spotlight slowly following him as he does)

Stephie Love: And his opponents, first… from Alexandria, Egypt… weighing in at 220 pounds… RED MURAMASA… KHAMSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Talking about people that stand out on the red brand and you have to look at KHAMSIN. He’s managed to shine when it comes down to it and has managed to put on some great matches against some mainstay players here. But the question comes in, will that all play into effect heading into Operation: Doomsday?

Flannery McCoy: Are you stupid Stew? Yes, this is the moment that he’s definitely been waiting for to stand out. Although we’ve got some high-class athletes in this matchup I’m sure Khamsin wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s in for a challenge, but I’m sure it’s nothing that he hasn’t been through before.

Jake Mercer: …

Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :dahell:

Jake Mercer: Oh I didn’t hear anyone’s entrance music so I didn’t expect anyone to come out and I didn’t need to say anything. Oh it’s Khamsin, well I did see him wrestle on the Leaning Tower of Pisa before, that was some great ass shit before he continued on to wrestle on a pyramid, that was certainly VICIOUS!

(Khamsin stops at the bottom of the ramp before making his way up the steel steps and onto the apron. He enters into the ring as he immediately climbs up to the top rope as he takes the time to look around with a grin on his face as he poses on the top with the crowd continuing to boo him as he does so. The spotlight finally disappears as the lights go back to normal and Khamsin jumps off the top rope. He makes his way to his corner and gets ready for the next opponent to come out. ‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail plays up to a mixed reaction as Seth Osiris makes his way out to the stage taking his time as he does so. He’s looking straight to the ring with a determined look on his face not wasting time to do anything else keeping a stern, cold look as he does so. He stands at the center of the stage just for a few moments before making his way down the ramp and to the ring with quickness)

Stephie Love: And… from the Swamps of Louisiana… weighing in at 212 pounds… SETH OSIRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: The road has certainly been bumpy for Seth Osiris, he’s been through a lot of trials and tribulations but the thing that has stayed in common when it comes down to it is the fact that he continues to get up and continue fighting, I admire that more than anything else in a competitor and when it comes down to it that surely is the key to success in EAW.

Flannery McCoy: This is certainly a chance to make this all seem worth it. Imagine getting a win in this New Breed Showcase match, this definitely puts you on the fast track for a future shot for the New Breed Championship, we’re acting like it hasn’t done wonders for people before. Seth definitely wants to come out with a win in this match because it just paves his future for him. We’re definitely going to be seeing a much more determined side when it comes down to it with him.

Jake Mercer: He’s going to use the powers of the Bikini Bottom to push him forward, I just know it! If he’s from the swamp then surely he’s smoking some seaweed with Spongebob! Inside sources tell me that and they’re always right!

(Seth Osiris stops at the bottom of the apron quickly before making his way around the ringside area and jumping up onto the apron. He looks around at the members of the Performance Center crowd before making his way into the ring. He stands at the center of the ring posing before making his way to his position and getting ready for the matchup at hand as ‘Bow Down’ fades out. ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach then plays up to loud cheers as SEBAS makes his way out of the backstage curtain and onto the stage. He looks around with a smile on his face as he spreads his arms out to show off to the crowd. He then looks to the ring area and looks around at the people already in the ring as he walks down the ramp pointing at them and saying a few things with a head full of confidence as he does so)

Stephie Love: And… from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 205 pounds… TROPICAL BREEZE… SEBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: SEBAS is definitely someone to look out for when it comes to Dynasty elitists. He’s gotten some big wins over the course of his tenure here and it’s just a matter of when he’s going to breakthrough when it comes to reaching that moment!

Flannery McCoy: Definitely but who’s to say he hasn’t already reached that point? Imagine what winning this match could do for him, it could get him a definitely well-deserved shot at a title at a future free-per-view, the possibilities are endless for this young superstar but for sure? Is that this is a match that he must win just like everyone else here believes.

Jake Mercer: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: He’s so charming!!! So beautiful!!!

Stew-O: You’re Gavin and that’s Jamie :mjlol:

(SEBAS makes his way around the ringside area before jumping up onto the apron. He looks around as he leans against the ropes before standing straight and entering into the ring. He jumps up onto the top rope quickly and poses for the crowd before looking around and pointing around as he jumps off the top rope and circles around the ring and meeting his position as ‘La Guayaba’ fades out. ‘Popular Monster’ by Falling In Reverse then plays up to a mixed reaction as Christian DeMarco comes out to the stage. He looks right at the ring with a determined face as he wastes no time not even stopping on the stage as he makes his way down the ramp. It’s clear there’s a lot in his head, but one thing for sure and that’s the fact that he is a man on a mission when it comes down to it)

Stephie Love: And… from Apple Valley, Minnesota… weighing in at 226 pounds… THE OMEGA MALE… CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: One thing that Christian DeMarco has wanted to do since the start of Season 14 is to redeem himself. Pain For Pride certainly looked like a failure for him and this is the first step to fix it. The first free-per-view for Dynasty of the Season.

Flannery McCoy: Certainly everyone wants to get the Season off to a good start, and I’m sure Christian is just one of many. He’s been constantly working to make sure that he gets to this point and is he going to just let it go to waste? Probably not, he’s in it to win and definitely he’s one of those people that will do anything to make sure they do.

Jake Mercer: You know I swear I saw this guy before. Like not in EAW but somewhere else, oh right! America’s Most Wanted, POLICE! POLICE!

(Christian DeMarco makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron as he enters into the ring. He makes his way to the center of the ring as he looks around momentarily before making his way over to his position and getting ready as he looks with a face of pure fierce determination as ‘Popular Monster’ fades out. ‘DEVIL’ by Shinedown then plays up to a mixed reaction as Jason McKormick makes his way out to the stage slowly. He looks down for a moment before looking up at the crowd and looking around with a straight look on his face as he does so. He spreads his arms out as he keeps them out as he makes his way down to the ring)

Stephie Love: Lastly… from Jackson, Michigan… weighing in at 235 pounds… THE SOCIAL STAIN… JASON MCKORMICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: How about Jason McKormick? He’s had a bumpy road since returning back to EAW, but things seem to have changed. Being put into The Losers Union it seemed to be that when he left it he seemed to thrive on his own. I feel like that will be put to the test right here.

Flannery McCoy: Jason definitely has a chance to show that he’s not just someone that was a slouch on The Losers Union, but a future star in the making. Surely he’s got a lot of bad blood with a certain person in this match and I just know he’s going to take out that anger, and maybe it might just bring him to a win too who knows.

Jake Mercer: Did you know during his break away from EAW, Jason McKormick wrestled in the alleyways of Brooklyn? Yeah, that’s what makes him such a gritted veteran as he is now! Oh yeah and being in the King of Elite, NOT THE POINT! This is a man you have to look out for, there’s a reason this man is called the social stain and that’s because he once “made a man disappear” for the first time :ohlawd:

(Jason McKormick heads straight for the ring as he rolls in and leans against the ropes for a moment before making his way towards the center of the ring. He spreads his arms out as he closes his eyes for a moment basking in the reaction that he’s been given as he makes his entrance into this match. Finally, he drops his arms back down as he backs up towards the ropes with a casual expression on his face as ‘DEVIL’ fades out and finally the Ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this match is quickly underway! KHAMSIN LUNGING RIGHT TOWARDS MITSUBACHI! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO AND JASON MCKORMICK ARE ALREADY TRADING PUNCHES AT THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH ABSOLUTE FURY! AND SEBAS HAS TRAPPED SETH OSIRIS INTO THE CORNER AS HE SLAMS PUNCHES RIGHT INTO HIS GUT TRYING TO WEAKEN HIM IN THE EARLY GOINGS OF THIS MATCHUP!

Flannery McCoy: Focusing on Khamsin and Bachi both of them are trading punches with one another! Khamsin managing to block the right arm of Bachi and pull it sending him into an Irish whip to the ropes and back, KHAMSIN WITH A BIG BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BACHI SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Khamsin now transitions as he runs to the ropes as Bachi is still on the ground, BUT BACHI IS UP ON HIS FEET QUICKLY NOW AS HE TAKES KHAMSIN DOWN WITH AN ARM-DRAG! Khamsin up to a knee, BUT BACHI WITH AN AXE KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD SENDING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: Meanwhile Seth has SEBAS to the ropes as he quickly moves back and runs forward, SETH WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SETH SENDING HIM TO A SITTING POSITION ON THE GROUND! Seth running to the ropes and back as SEBAS is clueless, SETH OSIRIS WITH A PENALTY KICK- SEBAS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET NOW, SEBAS WITH A SUPERKICK THOUGH OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING SETH DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE DOES SO!

Stew-O: Meanwhile Christian DeMarco is backed up against the ropes, JASON MCKORMICK RUNNING FORWARD SENDING CHRISTIAN OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS HE’S SENT TUMBLING DOWNWARDS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Christian is unknowing as he grabs the barricade to slowly begin to pull himself up to his feet, BUT JASON QUICKLY RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK SUICIDE DIVE! BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!

Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile turning back to Bachi and Khamsin as it seems to be Bachi who has had the advantage so far! Bachi bringing Khamsin up to his feet, BUT KHAMSIN SPINNING AND SENDING A SPIN KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF BACHI SENDING HIM BACK! BACHI IS DOWN ON A KNEE AS KHAMSIN IS TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE LOOKING TO FLY-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI COMING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE LEAPS UP AND SENDS A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KHAMSIN ON THE TOP ROPE! BACHI QUICKLY JOINING KHAMSIN ON THE TOP ROPE AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER BOTH TRYING TO GAIN LEVERAGE OVER ONE ANOTHER, BUT IT’S KHAMSIN WITH A SHARP ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE OF BACHI! BACHI IS STUNNED AS KHAMSIN SEES AN OPPORTUNITY! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS BOTH CHRISTIAN DEMARCO AND JASON MCKORMICK ARE GETTING UP TO THEIR FEET THIS ISN’T GOING TO BE GOOD!

Stew-O: OH MY GOD! KHAMSIN WITH A SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE LAUNCHING BOTH OF THEM AS IN THE PROCESS THEY TAKE DOWN BOTH CHRISTIAN AND JASON AGAIN! WHAT A MOVE BY THE RED MURAMASA!

Flannery McCoy: THE CROWD IS GOING WILD FOR ALL OF THEM RIGHT NOW! Khamsin is slowly managing to get up to his feet using the apron yet I don’t know how he’s able to do so! Khamsin is grabbing the hair of MITSUBACHI and rolling him into the ring as he looks to be going for the pin! He’s hooking the leg!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: SEBAS LEAPING FORWARD AND BREAKING UP THE PIN BEFORE KHAMSIN IS ABLE TO GET THE WIN! He’s grabbing Khamsin and pulling him up to his feet, AS SEBAS SLAMS KNEES RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF KHAMSIN! Khamsin falling down to a knee as SEBAS runs to the ropes and back, BOTH KHAMSIN IS QUICKLY UP AS HE TAKES DOWN SEBAS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT- BUT SEBAS IS ALREADY KIPPING UP TO HIS FEET, WITH A BURST OF ENERGY HE’S ABLE TO TAKE KHAMSIN DOWN WITH A BIG PELE KICK!

Stew-O: Jason McKormick is slowly rolling into the ring trying to recover by the attack from both Christian DeMarco and Khamsin! BUT SETH OSIRIS PUSHING OUT OF THE CORNER AND SENDING A KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD! Seth quickly grabbing Jason and lifting him up in the air, SNAP SUPLEX- BUT JASON MANAGES TO SEND A KNEE RIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD FORCING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jason quickly running forward as Seth is stunned, BICYCLE KNEE- BUT SETH QUICKLY GRABBING HIM AND LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A RELEASE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX SENDING JASON DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY!

Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile it seems MITSUBACHI has finally gained his senses and is beginning to roll out of the ring to retreat out of immediate danger! BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS BACHI BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE, CHRISTIAN SENDING BACHI SPINEFIRST RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THE DETERMINATION OF CHRISTIAN DEMARCO TO BE NUMBER ONE IS SHOWING TONIGHT AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY!

Jake Mercer: Bachi slowly getting back up to his feet as Christian is grabbing him by the hair and dragging him around the ringside area! CHRISTIAN THROWING BACHI FACEFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST- BUT BACHI MANAGES TO BRING HIS ARMS OUT AS HE GRABS CHRISTIAN AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST BEFORE ROLLING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! Christian is staggering up to his feet not knowing where he is, BACHI WITH A BIG ENZUIGIRI TAKING CHRISTIAN DOWN TO THE GROUND NOW!

Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems Jason McKormick is running to the ropes and back as Seth Osiris is on a knee, JASON WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD- BUT SETH MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND GRAB THE FOOT OF JASON, AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS DRAGON SCREW SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SETH BRINGING JASON UP TO HIS FEET AS HE QUICKLY GRABS HIM, TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER SENDS JASON MCKORMICK BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS and Khamsin are still going at it as SEBAS has brought Khamsin up to a knee, AND SLAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KHAMSIN! Khamsin is stunned as SEBAS brings him up to his feet, GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT KHAMSIN MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! SEBAS trying to get up as fast as he can, BUT KHAMSIN GRABS HIM!

Jake Mercer: DOMINUS! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB CONNECTS DRILLING SEBAS DOWN TO THE GROUND! KHAMSIN GRABBING SETH OSIRIS AND THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING AS SEBAS QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO-

Stew-O: AND IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT RUNS FORWARD TO BREAK UP THE PIN! BACHI QUICKLY BRINGING KHAMSIN UP AS NOW HE’S SENDING A FLURRY OF ELBOW STRIKES RIGHT TO HIS FACE TRYING TO SEND HIM BACK- BUT KHAMSIN STOPS THEM ABRUPTLY SENDING A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT! BACHI STUMBLES BACK AS KHAMSIN RUNS FORWARD, BUT BACHI MANAGES TO GRAB KHAMSIN AND THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: Bachi quickly bringing up SEBAS trying to gain control of this matchup and quite possibly pick up where Khamsin left off! THE QUIET LOCK- BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO SLIP UNDER IT AS HE KEEPS AHOLD OF BACHI’S ARM! HE PULLS HIM IN AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS AS SEBAS QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT POWERS OUT! SEBAS is getting back up to his feet, BUT IT’S CHRISTIAN DEMARCO OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Looking to the outside it seems Jason McKormick and Seth Osiris have found one another and are both getting back up to their feet at the moment! JASON IS QUICKLY RUNNING OVER, BUT SETH DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD SLAMMING HIM RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!

Stew-O: Jason is stunned as Seth grabs him and quickly rolls him into the ring as he follows as well! Jason is back up to his feet, AND SETH WITH A STIFF FOREARM SHOT SENDING JASON DOWN TO A KNEE! Jason trying to fight back with shots right to the gut, BUT SETH WITH AN AXE HANDLE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: IT SEEMS CHRISTIAN DEMARCO THOUGH IS TAKING ADVANTAGE AS HE STOMPS AWAY AT SEBAS TRYING TO TEAR HIM DOWN TO PIECES! BUT IT’S SETH OSIRIS TRANSITIONING AND TURNING CHRISTIAN AROUND AND SLAMMING A ELBOW RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! CHRISTIAN GRABBING SETH THOUGH AND LIFTING HIM IN THE AIR, BUT SETH GRABS HIM BY THE FACE AND RAKES HIS EYES FORCING HIM TO BRING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Christian is stunned but is still running towards Seth blindlessly, SETH WITH A FLAPJACK THOUGH PLANTING CHRISTIAN RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND QUICKLY!

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! KHAMSIN IS ARISING AND GRABS SETH FROM BEHIND BY THE THROAT! KHAMSIN WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX DROPPING SETH ON HIS NECK AND SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Seth is crawling up to all fours but Khamsin is quickly running forward! KHAMSIN WITH A OKLAHOMA ROLL AS HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CRUCIFIX! KHAMSIN SLAMMING ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SETH OSIRIS, I THINK HE’S TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OUT!

Stew-O: KHAMSIN IS CONTINUING TO RAM ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF SETH AS HE’S STARTING TO FADE, WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING THE END OF THIS MATCH HERE BECAUSE FROM THERE IT’S EASY PICKINGS! BUT LOOK! MITSUBACHI IS QUICKLY UP TO HIS FEET, JUMPING KNEE DROP RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KHAMSIN FORCES HIM TO BREAK UP HIM AND SETH OSIRIS AS SETH RETREATS OUT OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: Khamsin moving forward, BUT MITSUBACHI CATCHES HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Khamsin stumbles back but he’s still managing to keep himself on a vertical base, BUT BACHI TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CALF KICK SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND- WAIT KHAMSIN MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG OF BACHI AND PULL HIM DOWN WITH A TAKEDOWN! KHAMSIN KEEPING AHOLD OF ONE OF HIS LEGS, KHAMSIN WITH A DRAGON SCREW!

Jake Mercer: Khamsin up to his feet as he tries to collect himself- SEBAS OUT OF NOWHERE LEAPING FORWARD AND SLAMMING A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF KHAMSIN’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS QUICKLY SENDING KHAMSIN TO THE ROPES AND BACK BUT KHAMSIN GRABS THE ROPES JUST BEFORE HE REBOUNDS, BUT SEBAS QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND MEETS HIM WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: BUT JASON MCKORMICK FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SEBAS SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! JASON QUICKLY BRINGING HIM UP TO HIS FEET NOW AND TO THE ROPES, SPEAR SENDS SEBAS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jason falling into the corner now as it seems I think we know what’s coming here, PUNT KICK-

Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO OUT OF NOWHERE GRABBING JASON AND LEAPING OFF THE ROPES, HEAD CASE! TORNADO DDT CONNECTS AS CHRISTIAN QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG TRYING TO GO FOR THE PIN ON JASON!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: JASON POWERS OUT! Christian is back up to his feet now- SETH OSIRIS! YAKUZA KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CHRISTIAN’S HEAD OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SETH ABOUT TO GO FOR THE PIN-

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI ON THE TOP ROPE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DIVING YAKUZA KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SETH! MITSUBACHI QUICKLY GRABBING SETH BY THE ARM AND PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FEET! NO! NO!

Flannery McCoy: THE QUIET LOCK! BACHI ROLLS THROUGH AND LOCKS IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! SETH IS SCREAMING AS THERE’S NO ONE IN THE RING TO SAVE HIM AT THIS POINT IN TIME! SETH IS SO CLOSE TO TAPPING OUT BUT I THINK HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT AS MUCH AS HE CAN! I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE HERE, HE’S TAPPING!

Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! KHAMSIN GRABBING THE REF BY THE LEGS AND PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING! THE REF DIDN’T SEE SETH OSIRIS TAP! THE MATCH CONTINUES ON!

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI is getting up to his feet and I don’t think he’s really happy with the act that Khamsin just orchestrated! MITSUBACHI WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KHAMSIN SENDING HIM BACKWARDS AS BOTH MEN START TO BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESSLY!

Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile SEBAS is getting up to his feet now, JASON MCKORMICK THOUGH IS ALREADY UP AND RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS HIM- BUT SEBAS WITH A BURST OF ENERGY SENDS BOTH OF THEM TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING BEFORE ANYMORE HARM CAN BE DONE! Both of them getting up to their feet now as SEBAS tries to situate himself, JASON! THE LEGACY- SEBAS MANAGES TO GRAB THE SUPERKICK AND PUSH IT AWAY! BUT JASON CONNECTS WITH A ENZUIGIRI RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SEBAS KNOCKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: Meanwhile it seems Christian DeMarco and Seth Osiris are both getting up to their feet momentarily! CHRISTIAN RUNNING FORWARD GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE- BUT SETH MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Christian up to his feet, SETH WITH A DISCUS LARIAT- BUT CHRISTIAN MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER- BUT SETH GOING FOR A YAKUZA KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CHRISTIAN’S HEAD ONCE MORE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Seth doesn’t seem satisfied though as he’s quickly bringing Christian right back up to his feet looking for something else! EAT AT THE TABLE- BUT CHRISTIAN REVERSES OUT OF THE REVERSE MICHINOKU DRIVER BEFORE IT CONNECTS! CHRISTIAN FLATTENS SETH OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT AS HE QUICKLY RUNS OVER! PANIC ATTACK-

Flannery McCoy: BUT SETH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT RETREATING AWAY WHILE HE HAS THE ENERGY! CHRISTIAN UP TO HIS FEET NOW AS SETH TURNS HIM AROUND, DISCUS LARIAT! CHRISTIAN TAKEN DOWN AND SENT OUT OF THE RING AS SETH IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE RING!

Jake Mercer: WAIT! I DON’T THINK SETH IS LOOKING BEHIND HIM! THERE’S SOMEONE BEHIND HIM! SEBAS! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! SETH IMPALED DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SEBAS ISN’T DONE WITH SETH OSIRIS JUST YET!

Stew-O: SINGULARITY! SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE HEART OF SETH OSIRIS! SEBAS HAS THE MOMENTUM NOW AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘La Guayaba’ plays up once more as SEBAS gets up to his feet. He has a shocked expression on his face which then turns to a face of excitement as the Ref walks over to raise his hand in the air in victory. He has raises his hand up once more before quickly jumping up to the top rope and continuing to celebrate his victory)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… SEBAS!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a fast paced match that we’ve been given tonight! There is no doubt that each and every one of these competitors gave it their all, going beyond their limit to make sure that one way or another they were the ones coming out with the win! But when it comes to it it’s the matter of who was going to go the extra mile and have the strive and determination that it took in order to come out the winner, and that honor goes to SEBAS.

Flannery McCoy: Of course! There is no doubt that the future is even more brighter for this young elitist and with this win it has definitely solidified it. What a great start to Season 14 and a great start to Operation: Doomsday, and to think this is only the beginning?1 Stick around for more coming up!

(The last shot is of SEBAS rolling out of the ring and raising his hand in the air once more again as the camera fades out)

(A commercial is seen for StarrStan’s Dynasty UNDERGROUND! Watch as multiple elitists are torn to pieces in shoot style fighting including El Landerson who gets tossed around every so often to keep the ratings up! Coming soon for your viewing pleasure!)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

(“Martyr (Waves)” by Polaris hits as the crowd goes almost as wild as the heart of the man who comes out to the stage.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Sacramento, California weighing in at 150 pounds he is “WildHeart” JALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNN GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCIA!!!

(Jalyn Garcia makes his way to the ring showing extreme confidence as he fist bumps various fans through the glass barriers separating him from the fans. However, when he causes some of the glass to crack from the intensity of his fistbump he refrains from doing so again for the rest of his walk to the ring.)

Stew-O: This week Mason Massacre has had some harsh words for this man Jalyn Garcia. At one point he even called him a “bitch-ass mothafucka”. Now I don’t know if I am actually allowed to say that on air but I just did it because I am built differently.

Flannery McCoy: Jalyn is out to prove he isn’t a bitch-ass mothafucka and a win tonight would go a long way in convincing the locker room that he isn’t. Jalyn insulted Mason this week calling him mundane! He no-sold all of Mason’s attacks and treated him like he ain’t shit!

Jake Mercer: Jalyn Garcia may have enraged the beast here tonight. He even went as far as insulting his name itself.

(A clip airs of Jalyn Garcia dissing Mason Massacre from earlier this week.)

Jalyn Garcia: ‘Huuur he’s gonna massacre meeeee such deadliness, much destructive, wow’

(The camera cuts back to ringside where Jalyn Garcia is shown in the ring waiting for the arrival of his opponent.)

Jalyn Garcia: I don’t have all night. Get yo former-Terry-Chambers-looking fat ass out here right now!

(“The Purge” by ScHoolboy Q, Tyler The Creator, and Kurupt hits to boos from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Eastside, Long Beach, California weighing in at 282 pounds he is the “Natural Born Killa” MAAAAAAAAAAAAASON MASSSACRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mason Massacre makes his way to the ring with a serious look on his face glaring down at Jalyn Garcia attempting to murder him with his eyes.)

Stew-O: Earlier this week Mason Massacre claimed that he is solely responsible for elevating Lethal Consequences to the world title scene. He is the man who claims he is responsible for bombing on Komatsu Ogawa like Nagasaki.

Flannery McCoy: When he said that I almost deactivated my Twitter. I was so angry by his insensitive comment. Does he not understand how offensive that is to Japanese people? DOES HE NOT EVEN CARE?!?!?

Jake Mercer: I don’t think he does Flannery. I really don’t think he does.

Mason Massacre: ♫ “Bitch I’m a monster, no good blood sucker.
Fat motherfucker, now look who’s in trouble.” ♫ :singing: :singing: :singing:

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: The referee calls for the bell as Mason Massacre continues to glare at Jalyn Garcia who is shown in a Naruto run like position holding his arms back prepared to charge in at his opponent as soon as he makes a move. The moment the bell rings both men come charging in with incredible speed towards each other. Jalyn clearly the faster of the two as Mason barely makes it out his corner before Jalyn collides into his chest with a Running Dropkick! Mason sent right back into the corner he had just stepped out of but he does not fall down to his feet! Instead he bounces back out with a vicious Clothesline taking Jalyn down to the mat flipping over and landing on his stomach from the sheer force. I think Jalyn just pissed him off! A enraged expression upon the face of Mason as he reaches down to grab Jalyn by the hair and yanks him back up to his feet. He begins throwing some swift jabs at his opponent first catching him in the face, then on the arm, then in the gut. Jalyn tries to defend himself as he moves back dodging some of the strikes but is cornered when he hits the corner. Mason continues to pummel away at Jalyn who has nowhere to go! Mason punches Jalyn until he falls down on his ass in the corner!

Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre turns around as Jalyn Garcia falls as he is fuming and shaking from the sheer rage he is experiencing in the ring. The referee backs away from the big man in fear as Mason looks like he could snap at any moment. He begins pacing around the ring and looks out to the crowd pointing back at Jalyn and laughing and mocking his supporters. It looks like that may have calmed the beast a little bit as Mason has a sick smile on his face clearly enjoying watching Jalyn’s fans in distress seeing their favorite manhandled in this way. But there is certainly more where that came from! Mason turns around and pulls up Jalyn by his neck and chops his chest hard in the corner. A clubbing blow to the face. Again and again and again.

Jake Mercer: WAIT NO JALYN GARCIA FIGHTING BACK! COMING RIGHT FOR THE HEAD OF MASON MASSACRE WITH A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS! He has Mason rocked back and is taking on the beast! No! Mason with a Spinning Roundhouse kick right to the face of Jalyn knocking him down and out once more! Jalyn goes sprawling out in the ring his legs flying up in the air nearly flipping him over before he collapses flat on his back. Mason with a smug look on his face before he violently sits Jalyn up and kicks him hard in the back. Jalyn yells out in pain before spinning around and slapping the shit out of Mason. But Mason just headbutts him sending Jalyn forward onto his knees as he rests up on the middle rope trying to escape from Mason’s onslaught. But Mason comes thru and he sits on Jalyn’s neck and upper back!

Stew-O: BIG MAN MASON MASSACRE SITTING ON JALYN GARCIA! BAH GAWD THAT’S GOTTA HURT! ALL THEM POUNDS COMING RIGHT DOWN ON HIS NECK! HE GONNA BREAK IT!!! The referee is appalled as Mason continues to choke Jalyn out on the ropes.

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! FOURRRRRRRR! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iight that’s enough! I’m calling for the bell!

Mason Massacre: No. Don’t do that.

Referee: Get yo fat ass off him then.

Mason Massacre: Iight. :pensive:

Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre gets off Jalyn Garcia who is heard coughing and hacking for air. Jalyn pulls himself up in the corner but Mason gives him little time to breathe before charging in with a Clothesline!! No! Jalyn moved out the way! Jalyn firing back against Mason with repeated forearms, now following it up with some agile looking martial arts kicks! Kick and kick and kick! Mason meekly putting his arms up as if to somehow defend himself but Jalyn with the skill it takes to penetrate all his defenses! Jalyn’s leg worming his way around the arms of Mason in order to find their target! Jalyn turns around and runs off the ropes looking to knock the hell out of Mason! He charges in! BUT MASON WITH A FOOTBALL TACKLE! HE JUST KNOCKED THE HELL OUT OF JALYN SENDING HIM FLYING OUT OF THE RING! NO! HE HIT THE TOP ROPE AND CAUGHT HIS LEG UP ON THE TOP! HIS ANKLE GETS CAUGHT AS HE FALLS BACKWARDS HIS ANKLE JERKING AS GRAVITY PULLS HIS BODY TOWARDS THE FLOOR! BUT HIS CAUGHT ANKLE WON’T LET HIM FALL! JALYN HUNG UPSIDE DOWN AS HE BOUNCES HANGING OUTSIDE THE RING! MASON SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF JALYN’S ANKLE CAUSING IT TO FALL OUT AND UNTANGLE FROM THE ROPES! JALYN LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE APRON!

Jake Mercer: That seemed slightly painful. But I am sure Jalyn will recover just like I recovered back in the day when I was infected with the Spanish Flu.

(El Landerson is shown giving Jake the side eye from the Spanish commentary table.)

Stew-O: Mason Massacre grabs Jalyn Garcia by the leg and drags him back into the ring for the cover! This could be it!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Jalyn Garcia! It was not IT. Now the savage Mason Massacre literally spitting on Jalyn in the ring and dissing him calling him a little man! This has to be rough for Jalyn maybe he should have just taken the L right then and there!

Mason Massacre: Stay down! You don’t know who you are dealing with…

Jake Mercer: Mason Massacre reaches down and yanks Jalyn Garcia back up by the hair and instantly snapmares him back down to the mat and locks in a Rear Naked Choke on his opponent. The submission has been applied and Jalyn may have no choice but to tap out! No wait! Jalyn managed to worm free and get his foot on the ropes to force the break! Jalyn squirms free as soon as Mason reluctantly releases the hold. Jalyn sees his opportunity to strike as he fires back with some hard shots to the face of Mason trying to get him away. Clubbing blow from Mason… no Jalyn grabs the arm and whips him back… but he is unable to move Mason who reverses the Irish Whip sending Jalyn across the ring and landing back first in the corner. Mason charges in! Running Splash as Mason collides his blubber into Jalyn sandwiching him in the turnbuckle! Mason immediately turns around and hits another Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the head of Jalyn! Jalyn falls forward as Mason grabs him and twists him up over his head and drops him down with the Third Degree! The Burning Hammer connects! The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR-

Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Jalyn Garcia! Mason Massacre slaps the mat in anger as he drags Jalyn right back up to his feet. JALYN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUTTA NOWHERE!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: DING! DING! DIN-

Stew-O: The kickout by Mason Massacre! Jalyn Garcia nearly stole that match right there! Both men back up… Mason charges in with a vicious Clothesline! Jalyn ducks beneath it and runs off the ropes… right into Mason’s arms! Another Burning Hammer! NO! Jalyn flips off the shoulders of Mason and throws him into the corner with a Hurricanrana! Mason bounces out the corner only for Jalyn to hit him with a Bicycle Knee right to the face! Jalyn knocks Mason back into the corner and begins lighting him up with repeated forearms followed up by some intense knee strikes! Jalyn whips Mason across the ring but he reverses it sending Jalyn into the corner… but Jalyn leaps up to the top rope and springs off it… Crossbody off the top!!! Jalyn with the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR-

Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre kicks out with authority sending Jalyn Garcia flying up off the mat right onto his feet. Jalyn off the ropes as he hits Mason with a Running Dropkick sending Mason tumbling over the top rope to the outside. Now Jalyn sees his chance! He sees that Mason is outside the ring and runs the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE! BAH GOD THE VELOCITY OF THAT SUICIDE!!

Jake Mercer: SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT INTO A HARD FOREARM FROM MASON MASSACRE JUST AS JALYN TRIED TO PLUNGE THRU THEM ROPES!!! Jalyn falls back into the ring holding his nose in pain. The referee checking on him now as it looks like he may have broken his nose. Eew look at all that blood. Someone clean this man up before this dirty teen who looks like he lives in the forest starts spreading whatever diseases he got to the rest of us.

Stew-O: Mason Massacre rolls back in the ring and stomps down hard on Jalyn’s face. He yanks Jalyn up by the hair only to kick him hard in the gut dropping him down to his knees. Jalyn fires back with hard shots to the gut of Mason but they have little effect. Mason clubs Jalyn hard on the head and catches the arm of Jalyn when he tries to fight back. He begins to twist his arm back trying to break it as the referee chastizes him for such unbecoming behavior. He bites one of Jalyn’s fingers before driving another finger right into one of the holes of Jalyn’s broken noses. He shoves it deeper and deeper into the nose causing more blood to flow out from it and drip down into Jalyn’s screaming mouth. A sick smile forms on the face of Mason Massacre as he takes his other palm and drives it down onto the face of Jalyn smashing his own fingers inside the nostrils of his broken nose. Mason easily palms Jalyn in the face sending him falling to the mat writhing in pain. But Mason is not done as he yanks Jalyn up by the hair pulling out chunks of mangy hair and tossing him up and over the ropes to the outside as he lands in a broken heap. Mason rolls out of the ring and begins to slam Jalyn face and nose first right into the steel ring steps. The ring steps echo like thunder as the red stain atop them only grows each time Mason slams Jalyn’s head into it. Jalyn finally dislodges his fingers out of his nose but Mason grabs them and slams them inside the steel steps. Now Mason laughs as he slaps his thighs and leaps down with a Standing Bonzai Drop onto the stairs with Jalyn’s fingers inside them. Jalyn unable to pull his fingers out as he yelps and desperately tries to yank them away. Mason just smirks and folds his arms as he continues to sit his massive ass atop the stairs.

Flannery McCoy: Jalyn Garcia desperately trying to escape here but Mason Massacre is refusing to move!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!

Jake Mercer: Looks like Mason Massacre is geting up if for no reason other than to avoid a double countout.

Referee: NINE!

Stew-O: Mason Massacre tosses Jalyn Garcia inside the ring as he climbs up to the top rope. Leaping Frog Splash off the top from Mason as he crushes Jalyn in the ring. He pulls him back up clearly not even interested in going for a pin at this point. He pulls Jalyn up… 562 CONNECTS!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY SIDESLAM! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THE COVAH!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: JALYN GARCIA KICKS OUT! BAH GOD THE HEART OF THIS LAD IS TRULY WILD! Jalyn Garcia kips up in the ring to the absolute shock of Mason Massacre! He is getting that second wind here as he begins to light up Mason with a ferocity of punches and kicks knocking him back against the ropes! Mason is defenseless as Jalyn is just going in without mercy. Jayln’s broken and twisted fingers are inserted into the eyes of Mason Massacre who is blinded by the very blood he drew from Jalyn in the first place! That has to sting! But not as much as the Stinger Splash that Jalyn just hit on Mason in the corner!

Jake Mercer: “WildHeart” Jalyn Garcia is wildin’! Mason Massacre is being massacred! Jalyn flying across the ring with a Springboard Forearm right to the face of Mason but the big man does not go down! What will it take!?!?! Can this tiny ass man slay the giant?!?!?

Stew-O: Jalyn off the ropes… he kicks Mason in the stomach! He flips over going for a Canadian Destroyer! But Mason stays on his feet! Mason sits down on Jalyn’s face! NO! Jalyn dodges that and Mason falls down on his ass in the ring! Jalyn off the ropes… Running Bicycle Knee connects to the face of Mason! Jalyn pulls Mason up hooking him… STAR CHASER CONNECTS! BUT JALYN CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE SHOOTS! HE SHOOTS FOR THE STARS!!! JALYN FLYING UP HERE!!!

Flannery McCoy: KING’S REGNUM CONNECTS!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A PHOENIX SPLASH! WHAT PERFECT FORM! THE COVER BY JALYN! HE HAS THIS ONE! HE’S GONNA DO IT OMG!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! MASON MASSACRE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!!!

Stew-O: That might have been pure instinct there. I have no idea how he was able to keep going after such a maneuver! He looks completely out of it.

Flannery McCoy: Jalyn looks heartbroken that he wasn’t able to put Mason away. He slams the mat repeatedly in frustration before going for another cover.

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRRRRR JALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNN GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(‘Martyr (Waves)’ by Polaris hits as Jalyn Garcia has his arm raised by the referee. A doctor is shown coming out to inspect his nose and fingers to see what amount of damage has been done.)

Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia overcame the odds to win this match against a man that is at least three times his size! I guess Mason Massacre really was completely out of it and just kicking out on instinct. Jalyn showing he has some intelligence here tonight to know to go for that second cover to make sure the first kickout wasn’t just a fluke.

Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a match end where a frustrated wrestler went for multiple covers and actually got a different result the second time. But Jalyn showing that there might actually be some logic to the madness.

Jake Mercer: Well I hope he is happy. I hope that he is glad that he was able to win this match. I know I’m really glad about it. It’s so fucking great. Right Flan? So great to see such an inspiring win. Oh yeah. Really has me excited here. I’m all aboard the Jalyn train now. Woo woo woo! I’m not even on the verge of throwing up. Nah not even a little bit.

Stew & Flan: :skip:

(Jalyn Garcia is shown celebrating at the top of the ramp as the fans bang on the glass barriers to show their support for the winner. Mason Massacre is shown raging in the ring with veins bulging out of his head as his skin turns dark red shaking from the sheer anger at what has happened here tonight.)

Stew-O: He big.

Flannery McCoy: He mad.

Jake Mercer: :umad:

(The camera cuts to a commercial where //youtu.be/1Wp8IBr55yo plays as Jake Smith is shown taking out kitchen utensils in his kitchen.)

(“Princes of the Universe” by Queen hits as Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan step out onto the stage wearing long black jackets. Mark points out to the crowd as Limmy kisses his wrist. They hit that pose for a second before making their way down to the ring. Both men outline a championship around their waists with their hands frequently throughout their entrance)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is a tag team match set for..

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

Stephie Love: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 402lbs.. Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan!! THEY ARE THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!!

Stew-O: The Grand Athletes earned their number one contenders spot after beating The Losers Union a few weeks ago on Dynasty.

Flannery McCoy: And ever since that victory, they have made is clear that they intend on walking out with the gold after failing to do so at Pain for Pride 13.

Jake Mercer: So you’re telling me that all they have to do is beat a bunch of losers then an overrated condom that makes my junk uncomfortably hot and uncomfortably cold to win a championship?

Flannery McCoy: JAKE!! :damn:

(Dark Horses by Switchfoot hits, as red and blue spotlights shines down at the top of the stage. Rex McAllister and Raven both step out into their respective spotlights with their Tag Titles wrapped around their waists. Rex goes into the blue one as Raven goes into the red one. The two then make their way down to the ring as the spotlight follows them.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents.. At a combined weight of 377lbs.. The team of Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister.. They are your EAW Unified Tag Team Champions.. FIRE & ICE!!!!

Stew-O: And here are the champions! These two have had an incredible reign so far and are showing no signs of slowing down. Since the draft, people have been wondering how Rex and Raven could handle defending those belts while being on separate brands, but they’ve made it well known that those titles are still a top priority to them.

Flannery McCoy: The chemistry that these two is unmatched and the fact that they not only compete well together, but on their own is a major plus for them. I’m sure they’ll go all out like they have been since they first started teaming with each other in the 2018 Tag Team Grand Prix!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this one is under way! We’ve got Limmy Monaghan from the Grand Athletes starting off as Rex McAllister from Fire & Ice joins him.

Jake Mercer: This is going to be a good one right here! We all know that Rex not only wants to successfully defend those titles, but he also wants to get back at The Grand Athletes after what they did to his longtime friend, James Ranger!

Stew-O: And here we go! Monaghan and Rex McAllister lock up in the center of the ring! Monaghan releases the grip with one of his arms and uses that arm to connect a powerful forearm smash into the face of Rex McAllister!! Limmy again cocks his arm back and swings it back into the face of Rex McAllister with another forearm smash!! Rex stumbles back a bit, and Limmy Monaghan quickly switches over to a standing side headlock!!

Flannery McCoy: No! Rex McAllister ducks under the arm just as Limmy Monaghan was going to lock up the side headlock!! Rex is now behind Limmy! He wraps his arms around The Scottish X’s waist!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX MY REX MCALLISTER AS LIMMY CRASHES DOWN HARD ONTO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew-O: That suplex took a lot out of Limmy just now in the early moments of this match! Rex gets back up to his feet, as Limmy Monaghan is down on the canvas near a neutral corner. Limmy Monaghan clutches at his back with his left arm as he reaches up and grabs the bottom ring ropes with his right hand to help himself up. Meanwhile, Rex McAllister is walking over to the opposite corner from Limmy!! Limmy Monaghan reaches up and grabs the top rope from the corner that he’s in as he uses it to pull himself all the way up to his feet!

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S REX MCALLISTER RUNNING AT FULL SPEED!!! HE’S CHARGING AT LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN BY REX MCALLISTER CONNECTS AND KNOCKS THE AIR RIGHT OUT OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! Rex now turns his body and faces the inside of the ring with Limmy’s head wrapped inside his arms! AND REX MCALLISTER RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!

Stew-O: NO!! LIMMY MANAGES TO SHOVE REX MCALLISTER OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!! Rex lands flat on the canvas without Limmy Monaghan! Rex pops back up to his feet as Limmy begins to walk towards Rex from behind..

Jake Mercer: PELE KICK BY REX MCALLISTER ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! That kick sends Limmy stumbling back into the corner both Elitists were just in!! Limmy hits the turnbuckles hard and actually bounces back off of the turnbuckles due to the amount of force he hit the corner with.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN WALKS RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY REX MCALLISTER!!!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT JAKE!! LIMMY LANDED ON HIS FEET!! LIMMY MANAGED TO ADJUST HIS BODY IN MID AIR AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM!!!

Stew-O: Limmy barely landed that as he stumbles forward a little bit.. He begins to run forward towards the neutral corner in front of him. He begins to scale up the turnbuckles quickly as Rex is getting back up to his feet after that failed Belly to Belly Suplex. Limmy is on the top rope and looking out to the crowd! Rex is standing straight up and looking right at Monaghan! AND MONAGHAN LEAPS INTO THE AIR.. DIVING MOONSAULT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN ONTO REX MCALLISTER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!

Jake Mercer: Both Rex and Limmy are down on the canvas right now. Rex might have been hit hard in the head by Monaghan’s knee or something because he looks completely out of it! Rex is shaking out the stars he’s seeing in his head, trying to figure out where he’s at! Meanwhile, Limmy Monaghan is slowly crawling his way over to Mark Macias who is banging on the top turnbuckles trying to motivate his partner to make the tag!! Limmy is almost there! He’ reaching!! Rex on the other hand notices what’s going on! He gets up to his feet, but then drops down to his knees and clutches at his head in pain! Raven is cheering Rex on now! She’s trying to get her husband to make the tag! Rex gets back up to his feet…

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Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO TAGS IN MARK MACIAS!! Macias hops over the top rope and charges towards Rex McAllister from behind!!

Stew-O: NO! Mark runs right past Rex McAllister.. AND KNOCKS RAVEN OFF OF THE RING APRON WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! Raven drops down to the ringside floor!! Smart thinking by Mark Macias to take out the fresh legs on his opponent’s team!

Jake Mercer: WAIT! But Rex immediately responds by wrapping his arms around the waist of Mark Macias as Mark was looking down at Raven who had just fell to the floor!! AND REX MCALLISTER WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON MARK MACIAS!!!

Stew-O: NO!! Mark grabs a hold of the corner ropes In front of him! He grips them tight and hangs onto them so that he doesn’t go flying into the air from Rex’s suplex! Rex attempts to lift Mark again, but it’s no use! Mark has a strong grip on those ring ropes!!

Jake Mercer: AND MARK WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!! Rex releases his hold on Mark Macias and takes a few steps back as he grabs at his jaw in pain from those elbow shots! As Rex staggers back, Mark turns around and grabs him by the wrist! AND MARK MACIAS IRISH WHIPS REX BACK INTO FIRE & ICE’S CORNER!!! Rex hits the turnbuckles with tremendous force.. AND IS MET BY AN AWESOME CLOTHESLINE BY MARK MACIAS!!!

Flannery McCoy: Raven is slowly getting herself back onto the apron, but Mark quickly grabs Rex by the wrist and Irish Whips him across the ring and into The Grand Athletes corner in order to prevent the tag to Raven Roberts! Rex bashes against the corner turnbuckles once more! Mark sees this as he begins to charge towards Rex McAllister.. AWESOME CLOTHESLINE BY MARK MACIAS AGAIN!!!! NO!! REX GETS HIS BOOT UP AND CATCHES MARK MACIAS IN THE FACE WITH IT!! Mark clutches at his chin in pain as he takes a few steps back! Rex McAllister slowly gets out of the corner and begins to walk towards Mark Macias.. BUT MARK CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HOOK THAT SENDS REX BACK INTO THE CORNER!! Mark walks towards Rex in the corner.. BUT REX RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HOOK OF HIS OWN!!! Mark staggers back as Rex steps up to him once more.. BUT AGAIN ITS MARK MACIAS WHO RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HANDED HOOK THAT SENDS REX INTO THE CORNER!! Mark quickly steps over to Limmy and makes the tag!

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Stew-O: And Limmy Monaghan is back in this! But wait! Instead of entering the ring, Limmy Monaghan grabs a hold of Rex McAllister from the ring apron and holds him back against the corner turnbuckles! Mark Macias takes a couple steps back..

Jake Mercer: AND IN COMES MARK MACIAS WITH AN AWESOME CLOTHESLINE INTO REX MCALLISTER IN THE CORNER!! LImmy Monahgan now releases Rex as he takes a step forward on the ring apron.. AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI FROM THE RING APRON ONTO REX MCALLISTER LEANED UP AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!

Stew-O: Rex got hit hard in the head after that shot!! Rex groggily steps out of the corner, as Limmy makes his way inside the ring. Limmy now gets from behind Rex and wraps his arms around his waist. Limmy looks over at Mark and nods!! Mark nods back. What could these two be thinking here!?!?

Jake Mercer: AND MARK MACIAS CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER!!! AND THAT’S FOLLOWED UP BY A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! Rex hits the canvas hard! Limmy Monaghan now drops down for the pin!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S RAVEN ROBERTS WHO MAKES THE SAVE BY BREAKING UP THE PIN!!!

Flannery McCoy: Mark Macias quickly goes after Raven Roberts, but she manages to evade him by rolling out of the ring. Macias then extends his arm out to Limmy as he helps pull The Scottish X back up to his feet! Rex is down on the canvas but is slowly making his way to his hands and knees.

Jake Mercer: And now Rex is down on his knees in an upright position. He attempts to stand up to his feet, but Mark Macias quickly drills him with a kick to the chest and drops Rex back down to his knees! Limmy Monaghan gets behind Rex and he blasts him in the back with a monsterous kick to his back! Now its Mark with a kick to the chest! Limmy with another kick to the back! Both Grand Athletes are going back and forth with powerful kicks to the midsection of McAllister!! Limmy! Mark! Limmy! Mark!! Each kick hitting Rex with perfect precision as we can see his chest and back getting beat red from all of the impact!! He’s going through the Mark and Monaghan kicks!!

Stew-O: The Grand Athletes are dissecting the champ right now with these kicks! Another Kick from Limmy! Another from Mark! Now both members of The Grand Athletes take a step back and look at one another. They both nod.. THEN GO FOR A DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF REX MCALLISTER!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH BOTH LEGS AND DODGES BOTH KICKS TO HIS HEAD AS THE GRAND ATHLETES SPIN ALL THE WAY AROUND!! Rex gets up to his feet and grabs Macias by the arm to spin him around! Rex kicks Mark in the gut and pulls him in!! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX BY REX MCALLISTER!!! IT CONNECTS!!!

Jake Mercer: Rex quickly kips back up to his feet with an impressive display of athleticism!! BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO CHARGES RIGHT AT HIM WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!! NO!! Rex ducks underneath the arm as Limmy goes running towards the ropes!! Monaghan bounces back.. AND REX SLAMS HIM STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!

Stew-O: Rex McAllister, Limmy Monaghan, and Mark Macias are all down on the canvas as Raven Roberts is ready to get tagged in! She’s calling out to Rex to make the tag!! Rex notices this and begins to crawl his way over to Roberts! Monaghan and Macias are crawling their way over to the side ropes! They grab the bottom ropes to help themselves up to their feet. But at the other end it’s Rex McAllister who dives over to tag in Raven Roberts!!

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Flannery McCoy: And here she is! Raven Roberts has just entered this match and charges right at The Grand Athletes who are standing up against the side ropes!! RUNNING LARIAT ONTO BOTH MARK AND LIMMY BY RAVEN ROBERTS!! THAT LARIAT SENDS MACIAS OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WHILE MONAGHAN IS ABLE TO HANG ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND STANDS ON THE RING APRON!!!

Stew-O: Raven now connects with a powerful right hook!! Monaghan nearly releases his grip on the ring ropes, but instead he responds with a right hook of his own onto Raven inside the ring!! Raven snaps back with another right hook, then follows that up with a spinning heel kick to the abdomen!! Limmy now hangs onto the ropes with one hand as he uses his other hand to clutch at his abdomen in pain!! Raven now looks over her shoulder and steps off to the side!! Monaghan then stands straight up on the ring apron.. AND IT’S REX MCALLISTER WHO CHARGES AT MONAGHAN AND DRILLS HIM WITH A SPEAR THAT SENDS HIM FROM THE RING APRON DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!

Flannery McCoy: Rex and Monaghan are down at ringside. Macias is just now getting back up to his feet on the outside. Double M looks over at Rex on the ground and stomps down on his chest.

Stew-O: BUT LOOK! Raven Roberts is seen running towards Macias from the inside of the ring! AND SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE RING ROPES TO CONNECT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE CANADIAN DESTROYER ON MARK MACIAS!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!

Jake Mercer: Raven Roberts gets back up to her feet. Monaghan is down on his hands and knees, but Raven quickly grabs him by the head and brings him up to a standing position. Roberts then grabs Monaghan by the arm and whips him right into the barricade that surrounds the ring!! Roberts now steps up to Monaghan and connects with a fierce jab with her left hand then follows it up with a right hook that lands across Monaghan’s face!! That shot nearly drops Monaghan to his knees, but he manages to stay leaned up against the barricade!!

Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Stew-O: Roberts now grabs Monaghan by the head and begins to walk him back towards the ring. The two make their way over to the side of the ring.. AND RAVEN BASHES MONAGHAN’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE HARDEST PART OF THE EDGE OF THE RING!! Raven has a good hold of his head and pulls it back once more!! AND RAVEN SLAMS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING AGAIN!!!

Referee: Five.. Six..

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Monaghan has both of his arms extended out and prevents his head from bashing up against the ring again!! He then follows up with a back elbow to the face of Roberts! Another! And Another!! Raven is forced to back away from Limmy Monaghan as he turns around!! Limmy steps towards Raven… BUT SHE CONNECTS WITH A FAST SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CATCHES MONAGHAN RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!! Limmy drops down to his knees, but Roberts grabs him and slides him into the ring! Roberts slides in right after and goes for the pin!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!

Stew-O: Roberts is looking pretty good out there in the ring for Fire & Ice. Rex has just made his way back to his team’s corner as Macias is still out of it on the outside. Roberts gets to her feet and looks directly at Monaghan who is down on the canvas. Roberts then looks up to the top turnbuckle! What could she have in mind here!!?

Jake Mercer: No idea Stew, but it looks like this Raven is ready to take flight as she begins to scale up the turnbuckles!! Raven is now up at the top rope as she looks down at Monaghan! Monaghan slowly makes his way up to his feet as he looks up.. AND IT’S RAVEN WHO LEAPS INTO THE AIR WITH THE AERIAL ACE!!! SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP BY RAVEN ROBERTS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! MONAGHAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS ROBERTS HITS THE CANVAS HARD!!!

Stew-O: Monaghan now reaches down and wraps his arms around the waist of Raven Roberts! It looks like he’s going for a Deadlift German Suplex!

Jake Mercer: But look Stew! Roberts isn’t allowing it as she adjusted her positioning just as he went to lift her up and is making it harder for Monagahan to suplex her now that she’s up to her feet! Roberts sinking her hips now as Monaghan again tries to hit that suplex!! But it’s no use as Roberts’ widened base is preventing Monaghan from lifting her up off of the ground!

Stew-O: AND ROBERTS CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES MONAGHAN RIGHT IN THE FACE!! ANOTHER BY RAVEN AND MONAGHAN RELEASES HIS GRIP AROUND HER AFTER THAT ONE!!! Raven now grabs Limmy.. AND SHE HIP TOSSES HIM STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!! Raven Roberts now back handsprings as Monaghan quickly gets back to his feet due to the help of all of that momentum.. AND RAVEN DRILLS LIMMY WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!!! Limmy Monaghan is down on the canvas facing the ceiling!! Raven walks over to the side of the ring.. She leaps up.. AND SHE SPRINGS OFF OF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE LIONSAULT ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! ROBERTS GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEE-

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S MARK MACIAS WHO SLIDES INTO THE RING AND MAKES THE SAVE BY DROPPING AN ELBOW DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF ROBERTS TO BREAK UP THE PIN COUNT!!

Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! IT’S REX MCALLISTER WHO CHARGES INTO THE RING AND HITS A LARIAT THAT SENDS BOTH HIM AND MACIAS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!

Jake Mercer: Roberts gets back up to her feet! She begins to make her way over to the corner and starts to climb up to the top rope!! Raven looks down at Limmy Monaghan.. RAVEN’S WINGS!!! SPINAL TAP BY RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AS RAVEN HIT THE CANVAS WITH AN INSANE AMOUNT OF FORCE!!! She cutches at her lower back in pain then turns onto her hands and knees! She slowly works her way up to her feet!

Flannery McCoy: THE HIGH GROUND!!!! LIMMY JUST CONNECTED WITH HIS SIGNATURE SPRINGBOARD STUNNER!!! RAVEN ROBERTS GROGGILY STUMBLES BACK THE FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS ON HER HANDS AND KNEES!!! Monaghan takes a few steps back! I think he’s setting up for his Uravity!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK!! IT’S REX! REX HAS JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND HE’S CHARGING RIGHT AT MONAGHAN WITH A RUNNING JUMPING HIGH KNEE!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!! MONAGHAN SPINS OUT OF THE WAY AS REX LANDS RIGHT PAST HIM AND STUMBLES ON HIS FEET!!! Monaghan turns Rex around and kicks him in the stomach!! Monaghan pulls him in.. HOWITZER IMPACT!!! THE END OF HEARTACHE CONNECTS ONTO REX MCALLISTER AND HE’S DOWN AND OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Monaghan gets back to his feet!!

Flannery McCoy: TALON!!!! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH THE TALON CLAYMORE KICK TO THE TOP OF MONAGHAN’S HEAD!!! HE INSTANTLY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS RAVEN GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: WAIT NO!!! FROM THE OUTSIDE IT WAS MARK MACIAS WHO JUST REACHED IN AND GRABBED ROBERTS BY THE ANKLES TO PULL HER OFF OF LIMMY AND OUT OF THE RING JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a save by Macias!! But Roberts isn’t too happy as she jumps at him with the Lou Thesz Press and begins firing away with Punches!! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!! LEFT! RIGHT!! ROBERTS IS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES ONTO MARK MACIAS!!! SHE’S SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY!!!

Stew-O: Raven now gets up to her feet and slides herself into the ring!!! BUT MONAGHAN IS THERE AS HE CHARGES AT HER WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! NO!!! Roberts ducks underneath the arm as Monaghan goes running towards the side ropes!! He bounces back.. TALON!!!!!!! RAVEN WITH A SECOND CLAYMORE KICK!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN SLIP AND SLIDES HIS WAY UNDERNEATH THE LEG OF RAVEN ROBERTS AS SHE STUMBLES FORWARD AFTER MISSING THAT KICK COMPLETELY!!! Monaghan pops back up to his feet and spins Raven around!! He pulls her in.. HOWITZER IMPACT!!! END OF HEARTACHE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN CONNECTS!!!!

Stew-O: DO IT KID!! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE RIGHT HERE!!! PUT THE GRAND ATHLETES IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! LIMMY EXTENDS HIS ARM OUT AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!! RAVEN GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan can’t believe it! He hit Raven with one of his best moves and that still wasn’t enough to put this one away!! The frustration that he is going to can be seen right on his face. The Grand Athletes want to succeed this time, but it seems like that task is nearly impossible to do against such tremendous Tag Team Champions!!

Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet!! He walks over to his team’s corner and tags in Mark Macias who just got himself up onto the ring apron!!

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Stew-O: Limmy now grabs Raven Roberts and lifts her up to her feet! He wraps his arms around Raven and holds her in position. They’re not going for that same dropkick suplex that they hit on Rex earlier are they?

Jake Mercer: It looks like it! Mark charges in at Raven who is being held by Limmy Monaghan!!! AND MARK CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT HITS LIMMY MONAGHAN IN THE FACE AS RAVEN DUCKED HER HEAD JUST IN TIME!!!

Stew-O: Monaghan releases his grip on Raven Roberts and drops down to the canvas clutching at his face! Mark Macias quickly runs over to Limmy and checks up on him!! They both know that they need to be working in sync in order to get this job done, but it looks like Raven found a loophole in their playbook!

(TAG)

Flannery McCoy: RAVEN JUST TAGGED IN REX MCALLISTER!!! Mark has no idea as he is checking up on Limmy!!! Raven and Rex are standing right beside each other as Mark Macias is helping Limmy up to his feet! The champions are staring down the challengers!! Limmy is now standing as him and Mark Macias turn around.. DOUBLE BIG BOOT BY FIRE & ICE!!! Rex connects on Mark while Raven connects on Limmy!! Both of the Grand Athletes members fall back as they hit the ring ropes! The bounce back.. SITOUT SPINEBUSTER BY RAVEN ROBERTS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! AND REX WITH A SPINEBUSTER ONTO MARK MACIAS!!!!

Stew-O: Fire & Ice are feeling it right now!! They both get up to their feet!! Mark and Limmy are slowly getting up.. Limmy is the first to stand up between the two…

Jake Mercer: TALON!!! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK ONTO LIMMY MONGHAN!!!

Flannery McCoy: AND REX CHARGES IN AT MARK MACIAS TO CONNECT WITH THE REX EFFECT!! FLOAT OVER TORNADO DDT!!! MARK IS OUT OF IT!!! REX HOOKS THE LEGS!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN USED WHATEVER ENERGY HE COULD TO LEAP AND SHOVE REX AT THE VERY LAST MILISECOND!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And look! Mark Macias also has his foot on the bottom rope!! How could these two Elitists still be competing after being hit with such strong moves!?!?

Stew-O: Limmy and Mark have said time and time again that they NEED this victory! This is the one that will open the eyes of everyone and establish them as the greatest tag team in EAW!! These two failed to get the job done at Pain for Pride, and they don’t want to come up short here!! I don’t know if it’s willpower at this point or if it’s just those two running on instincts, but it’s pretty obvious that these two are fighting for a dream that we’ve all known about since the day they both arrived here in EAW!!!

Jake Mercer: Rex looks over at Limmy Monaghan who is barely conscious and laying on the canvas! Rex then looks over and sees Mark Macias’ foot on the bottom rope before dropping his head down. I think Rex realizes how bad the Grand Athletes want this and because of that it makes them way more dangerous than any other team in EAW!!

Stew-O: Rex now gets up to his feet. He looks over at Raven who nods at him. He nods back and walks over to the downed Mark Macias!! Rex brings Mark up to his feet.. AND MARK MACIAS SLAPS REX MCALLISTER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!! MARK IS BARELY ABLE TO STAND AS HE LEANS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CHEST OF REX AFTER THAT VICIOUS SLAP!!

Flannery McCoy: Rex rubs his cheek which is a vibrant red from that slap. He looks down into the eyes of Mark Macias who looks nearly lifeless!! Rex looks over his shoulder and sees Raven standing behind him.. MELTDOWN!!!! DUDLEY DEATH DROP CONNECTS ON MARK MACIAS AS REX POPS HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR RAVEN TO CONNECT A NASTY CUTTER!!!! Rex drops down for the pin!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Stew-O: WHO IS THAT!?! SOMEONE JUST POPPED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND PULLED THE REFEREE OUT JUST AS HE WAS GOING TO SMACK THE CANVAS FOR THE THREE COUNT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Rex and Raven both look over!! It’s Myles!! Myles was hiding underneath the ring this entire time!! The referee is down on the ringside floor as Myles is pointing at him. Rex looks furious as Myles responds by giving him the Mutombo Finger Shake!! Rex walks over to the side of the ring and is calling out Myles! He’s trying to get him in the ring right now, but Myles is simply just taunting back at him!!

Jake Mercer: WAIT LOOK IT’S RAVEN!! SHE EXITED THE RING MOMENTS AGO AND RAN AROUND TO CATCH MYLES BY SURPRISE!!! AND SHE’S FIRING AWAY WITH PUNCHES LEFT AND RIGHT!!! THIS IS MORE THAN JUST REX AND MYLES!! THE TAG TITLES ARE INVOLVED AND RAVEN ISN’T HAVING THIS TONIGHT!!! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RAVEN IS TAKING IT TO MYLES!!!

Stew-O: BUT MYLES STARTS TO RESPOND WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN AND EVENTUALLY GRABS RAVEN AND SLAMS HER HARD AGAINST THE BARRICADE THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!! Myles now grabs Raven.. DE FACTO!!! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS ONTO RAVEN ROBERTS AT RINGSIDE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And now Rex is exiting the ring and making his way towards Myles!! But Myles quickly running away!! Rex is chasing Myles as Myles is making his way up the entrance ramp! Rex eventually stops as he turns around begins to walk towards Raven who is still down at ringside!! Rex checks up on Raven and it isn’t looking too good for her! Myles really messed her up with that De Facto!

Stew-O: Rex needs to finish this match right now, and I think he realizes this as he slides himself into the ring!!

Jake Mercer: URAVITY!!! METEORA FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!! REX IS OUT COLD!!!!

Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan drops down to his knees, but then slowly begins to work himself up! We can see Mark Macias barely able to use the ring ropes to get himself up to his feet! Limmy grabs Mark and stands him up! Limmy then slowly goes over to the broken and beaten Rex McAllister!! He lifts Rex’s limp body up and drags him over to Mark Macias! Macias locks in a full nelson!!

Limmy Monaghan (Off-Mic): This is it..

Flannery McCoy: THE CREDITS ROLL! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER BY MARK MACIAS ONTO REX MCALLISTER!!! MARK MACIAS GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!

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Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS STILL TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN QUICKLY GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE ARMS AND DRAGS HIM INTO THE RING!!! Limmy is pointing at Mark pinning Rex down!! He’s demanding that the referee counts!!! This could be their moment!! AND THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Princes of the Universe” by Queen hits, as the crowd erupts into a mixture of boos and cheers! The referee slowly gets to his feet, as Limmy Monaghan reaches down and grabs Mark Macias off of the canvas and up to his feet.)

Limmy Monaghan(Off-Mic): WE DID IT!!!

Mark Macias (Off-Mic): We did!?!

(The referee then hands The Grand Athletes the Unified Tag Team Championships and raises their hands in the air. Mark and Limmy both hug one another before showcasing their newly won championships)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. AND NEW!!!! EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE TEAM OF LIMMY MONAGHAN AND MARK MACIAS… THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!!!!!

Stew-O: This is incredible to see! Two Elitists who have had one goal since making their first appearance here in EAW, and they finally accomplish it right here against one of the best teams that we have seen in this company’s history!!

Flannery McCoy: Throughout the entire match, we could see how much these two wanted to get this victory and even with Myles’ interference they stuck to the mission that they were on and succeeded without letting that distract them from the goal!!

(The screen pans over to the top of the stage where we see Myles with a smirk on his face. Myles begins to clap as he is looking right at an unconscious Rex McAllister. Meanwhile, the Grand Athletes continue to celebrate their newly won titles. The screen then fades to black.)

(A commercial is seen for The Grand Athletes’ new album “We’re Totally Not Queen! But We’re Close Enough!” see songs like ‘WE DID IT!’ and ‘WE FINALLY WON THE TAG TITLES’ and ‘WE’RE THE BEST TAG TEAM ALIVE!’ all available in the tracklist! Coming soon to a thrift store near you!)

(The broadcast feed transitions to the training area of the EAW Performance Center, where the Bozo Victims Unit has turned the area into a makeshift investigation room, centralized around The Visual Prophet and the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Chris Elite and the BVU are spending time before Chris Elite’s title match pre-writing citations and analyzing all the important details of the situation before his main event matchup this evening.)

(Big Mikayla is pacing back and forth around a table where Chris, Big Mike, Ty the White Guy, and Asson are seated, visibly overwhelmed and exhausted.)

Big Mikayla: Run it by me just one more time for good measure—

(The BVU collectively groan.)

Detective Mike: C’mon now, sis, how many times do we have to tell you?!

Chris Elite: Deadass, bro.

Detective Ty: :noah: I’m tiredt of talking about this, Mikayla!

Big Mikayla: Well, that’s too damn bad! I’m just tryna make sure I get every last detail, this shit is important. I don’t want to miss anything.

Detective Asson: (She sighs and rolls her eyes) Chris and Viz were fighting in the parking lot when we went to get the gasoline and drenched it all over the car. Ty made sure to spread it in and around the vehicle, then Chris told him to pull the lighter out of his pocket, and boom. Literally. Jeep caught fire and then—

Chris Elite: And that’s all, damn. :mjpls:

Detective Ty: No, goofy. You got knocked tf out with a kiss to the head and then the jeep exploded when you landed on the engine, hello?

Chris Elite: Yeah, thanks to you fucking around and getting in my way, bozo.

Detective Ty: Man, I was just doing what you was telling me to do. You shoulda finished that man when you had the chance, you had all the time in the world.

Chris Elite: Fuck outta here before I slap the white right off you, bro. I don’t even know why we wasting time going over this for the hundredth time, damn. We all know what happened, what’s the point of this, Mikayla?

Big Mikayla: Cause unless you plan on taking another L to that roided up fa—gay man, you gotta make sure you don’t make the same mistake again. Who knows when another World Title opportunity will come your way? They already out here limiting your Gawd Contract every chance they get, you think they’ll make you pay for another surgery should it come down to that?

Detective Ty: :notbad: Shorty makes a pretty good argument.

Chris Elite: Look, B, we already eliminated half the problem by opting to keep it inside the ring and get rid of any chances of another parking lot situation. Ain’t nobody worried about Viz. He ain’t nothing but a dick eater, and a little dick bozo. He claims to be this big influential, highly motivated role model for us all, when in reality he ain’t shit in that ring without some outside help or some other weird shit going on each and everytime—just like what happened at Midsummer Massacre last year. So we good. So long as the rest of you remember to keep your heads on straight and stop doing dumb shit, we not gonna have any problems.

Big Mikayla: :notbad: Alright then, since you know every damn thing, I just won’t open my mouth next time.

Chris Elite: Sounds good to me. Save us all the trouble from having to put up with any more of this bullshit, always focusing on the past. Y’all don’t think I can handle myself and that’s the problem.

Detective Asson: Bhrissy, baby, you wouldn’t be in this situation if you knew how to handle yourself in the first place.

Chris Elite: Bro, who’s side are you on?! All y’all could suck my dick, forreal. With or without y’all, I’m straight, unlike Viz, so it ain’t no problem for me to get him this time. And don’t forget who it is who put y’all on in the first place, you think you’d show some more respect for your commanding officer.

(The BVU begin to argue, yelling and screaming over one another, the microphone unable to make clear sense of the route their discussion has now taken.)

(A giggle is overheard, prompting the BVU to put an end to their bickering and turn their attention to a corner of the training room. The performance center audience can be heard cheering wildly just as the camera gets a close up of Specialists Champion, Sarah Price. She stands in her ring gear with the Specialists Title over her shoulder.)

Sarah Price: Don’t stop on account of me. I was only looking to use the performance center training area for its intended purpose: to train, but I guess I won’t be able to. Looks like that might be a bit difficult considering the…upgrades you’ve made to the place.

Chris Elite: This our investigation room, bi—woman. You gon’ have to rehearse your cheer routine somewhere else, grown folks are handling some business in here.

Sarah Price: Sounds a lot like a lot of childish bickering if you ask me.

Big Mikayla: What you say, bitch?

Sarah Price: 😀 Oh, nothing. From what I picked up, I just think it’s looking pretty difficult for you all to come to a solution on your issue. Not to mention the haphazard layout you have here…

(Sarah takes a moment to look around at the BVU’s evidence board, as well as the various files scattered around on the table. As she slowly turns back around to the BVU, she’s met by a threatening look from Big Mikayla, who’s now crossed her arms over her chest.)

Big Mikayla: :mjpls: You got an issue with the way we run our investigations, rookie?

Chris Elite: Fuck you know about police work anyway, damn, who are you to judge the way we do our work?

Sarah Price: :whoa: I mean no offense. Sorry if it came across that way. But for your information, I am the leader of the PG Patrol! I know a thing or two about running investigations and enforcing the law. And as a matter of fact, if you’d hear my suggestions, there are a few improvements I think you guys could implement around here that would increase the effectiveness of your wor–

Chris Elite: Bitch, ain’t nobody want advice from you. How fucking dare you imply I don’t know the best way to run my own unit. Like I’d ever take advice from a woman, let alone a dweeb like yourself.

Detective Ty: Christopher! :picard: That’s no way to speak to such a fine woman–

Big Mikayla: Chill, ain’t that Drake King’s girl? :lupe:

Chris Elite: Bro, you were literally making fun of Mike & Mikayla’s moms at dinner the other day–called that bitch a walrus and everything.

Detective Asson: :mjlol: I remember that!

Detective Mike: Ayo, do not bring that shit up again around me, son.

Chris Elite: My fault, bro, I mean no disrespect, I love Big Mama, makes the best coleslaw I ever had in my life, no bap, but I was just explaining to Ty how fucking backwards it his for him to defend Ms. Underdog over here when he has zero respect for women most of the time. Just as bad as I can be half the time. :mjpls: This why I don’t fuck around with most white boys.

Sarah Price: Tsk tsk. The level of disrespect and unfair treatment you’re experiencing in your workplace is no way to continue living, Ty–may I call you Ty? See, if you worked for me on the PG Patrol, you’d never have to settle for mistreatment in this way. It’d be nothing but love and respect from me and my team. Not to mention, you wouldn’t have to put yourself at risk with handwritten citation issues anymore. We’ve upgraded so that we’re now 100% electronic during the pandemic. Think about it, I’d even give you your own office, with a desk plant and everything!

Chris Elite: Here you fucking go.

Detective Ty: :lupe: Would you really do that for me?

Sarah Price: Oh, of course. Heck, with your experience, I’d even promote you straight to a commissioner! Nevermind this groundwork detective business. You’re much better than whatever the BVU is putting you through. With the PG Patrol, you can stay true to yourself, no more conforming and changing every aspect of your personality to turn into no more than a Studio Gangster like your friend Chris–

Chris Elite: Shut the fuck up, goddamn, Sarah. Ty is happy here. He’s the homie, that’s our boy, don’t think you can just sweep in and bat your eyelashes and flip your blonde hair and homie just gonna bend to your will. And fuck outta here with that studio gangster shit, man, we been over this. Always on my dick, talking down on me for no reason, you want my attention that bad?? Goddamn. But keep poking fun. I’m about to win myself a World Title by the end of the night, won’t nobody be able to tell me shit, not even you.

Sarah Price: I guess we’ll have to wait and see. 😀 I’ve taken up enough of your time though. And maybe you’re right, I should find somewhere else to train. Good luck tonight, Chris. Hoping for the best for you. And good luck on your little investigation or whatever!

(Sarah Price adjusts her Specialists Title over her shoulder before she turns on her heels and walks off in the direction she came in.)

Detective Ty: Sarah, come back. :noah: FUCK!

Chris Elite: Man, nah, you can do far better than that. :mjpls: Just you wait until I win this title, you gon’ be up to your neck in bad bitches, you won’t know what to do with yourself.

Detective Mike: Bros before hoes, Ty. Thought we taught you that already. :respek:

Big Mikayla: :snoop: Now we all the way off track. Wish y’all would stop getting distracted just once. Asson, take it from the top again. And this time, NO interruptions will be tolerated!

(The BVU groan and roll their eyes again, the camera fading elsewhere just as Asson recalls Midsummer Massacre once more as the Camera fades out and back to the Performance Center)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(‘Debate Scrum’ by Masafumi Takada hits as Harper Lee walks out all smiles, as the crowd cheers her on. She is ready for this chance, it’s something she’s always wanted. She then quickly begins her approach to the ring.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER….FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA…..WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS….HHAARRPPPEERRR LLEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: Look at the determination on this young lady’s face! She’s been in a few championship matches in her young career. The last time she was in a one on one title match, she took Harlow Reichert to her absolute limit for the PURE Championship and showed she was a future champion. She came up short at Under Siege in a triple threat for the Universal Women’s Title, she came up short in the No Way Out match, and she came up short in the scramble at Pain for Pride, but she’s ready for this! She’s been licking her lips waiting for that one on one championship shot, and will tonight be the night she fulfills the prophecy and when people said she was a future champion in this company? I think she has a pretty damn good shot!

( ‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers hits as the crowd once again with joy as Sarah Price makes her way out to the stage with the Specialists Championship around her waist. She looks down at the championship around her waist before locking eyes with Harper Lee in the ring as she’s on the stage. She begins her walk to the ring.)

Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM…WEIGHING IN AT 121 POUNDS….SHE IS THE REIGNING EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…SSAARRAAHHH PPPRRRIICCCEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: A woman who just crushes all doubt when she’s in the ring. Many people said she wouldn’t last a few months when she got here last summer. Some said she stood ZERO chance of dethroning Darcy and her legendary reign with the Specialists Title. Some said she had ZERO chance of retaining the Specialists Title when there were only a few seconds left on the clock at Pain for Pride. You would think in her head people who are saying she can’t win tonight, and she can’t wait to shut up the doubters once more.

Stew-O: This should be quit the interesting match-up. These two have had quite the war of words the past few weeks and I for one can’t wait to have it settled right now!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Jake Mercer: HERE WE–What’s this?!

(Both women step to the center of the ring, and Harper Lee offers a casual handshake.)

Flannery McCoy: Wow, show of respect to start this, and Sarah shakes the hand quickly before letting go and backing up! Great show of respect between these two before this kicks off!

Stew-O: And this Specialists Championship match is underway! Both men now circle the ring waiting for the other to make the first move. Both women lock up in a classic collar and elbow tie-up to start this match! Harper Lee gets the advantage and pushes Sarah back into the corner, and the referee tries to get some separation between the two competitors!

Flannery McCoy: Both women start at square one again, and both lock up in the center of the ring once more, and Sarah gets control locking Harper in a side headlock, and then Sarah flips Harper forward and takes her down to the mat, and Sarah still hasn’t let go of Harper’s head! Harper tries to find some way out of this predicament she’s in, and Harper out of nowhere clips her legs around Sarah’s head flipping her backwards, but Sarah transitions that and flips around to the front of Harper’s head and drills her knee into the top of Harper’s skull!

Jake Mercer: Oh shit, Sarah showing no mercy with those strikes to the head here! Harper tries to roll away to get a little bit of separation but Sarah isn’t letting her as she stays on the attack, but Harper with a kick to the kneecap of Sarah dropping her to a knee, and now Harper is up to her feet and runs to the ropes looking for something…but Sarah catches Harper Lee with a dropkick out of nowhere! Sarah is feeling pumped up in the beginning minutes of this championship matchup!

Flannery McCoy: Harper is pulling herself up in the corner, and Sarah runs at Harper in the corner…but Harper lifts her boot up stopping Sarah in her tracks with a shot to the face, and Harper lifts her lower body up and has Sarah in the headscissors as she holds on to the turnbuckle behind her…HURRICANRANA FROM HARPER LEE CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING FROM THE CORNER!

Stew-O: Now it’s Harper Lee who has shifted momentum her way in this match! And Sarah gets to her feet, and Harper was waiting for her as Harper connects with a standing dropkick! Sarah stands and Harper hits another one! Harper this time runs to the ropes and goes for a running dropkick–AND IT CONNECTS! That dropkick knocks Sarah back and under the ring rope to the outside apron! Sarah begins pulling herself up on the outside apron, and Harper Lee sees this as an opportunity as she runs and rebounds off the ropes once more–

Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE SPEARS SARAH PRICE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND BOTH GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR……BUT OH NO!

Stew-O: Did you see the way both women landed?! The back of Sarah’s head bounces hard off the outside floor. And Harper landed pretty awkwardly on her neck on that fall.

Jake Mercer: Both women are down on the outside now, and it’s Harper who stirs to her feet first, who’s holding her neck in a great deal of pain. She looks over and sees Sarah Price lying against the steel step. Sarah is a sitting duck…and Harper comes charging in–HARPER WITH THE KNEE TO SARAH’S FACE! BUT SARAH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND HARPER DRIVES HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Stew-O: SPINNING LARIAT CONNECTS FROM SARAH PRICE! Harper is on one knee, and Sarah Price raises her peg around the head of Harper…AND CONNECTS WITH THE LEG DROP DDT! ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Harper may be out cold as Sarah slides back into the ring! The referee begins his count.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! Sarah shakes her head as I think she refuses to take a countout win, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she looks down at Harper Lee rising to her feet on the outside floor….SARAH PRICE STANDS TALL ON THAT TOP ROPE–

HAAAAPPPYYYY EENNNDDDIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Holy shit! Harper got out of dodge at the last possible second, and Sarah crashes and burns as she lands stomach first on the outside floor! Sarah’s pride may have just gotten the best of her there!

Stew-O: And now, Harper Lee picks up Sarah and rolls her back in the ring, and she goes for the cover!

OONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Sarah gets the shoulder up! But has the damage been done?! Harper now grabs Sarah by the head and picks her up and has her in a DDT position–BUT SARAH OUT OF DESPERATION DRIVES HARPER INTO THE CORNER TO BREAK HARPER’S GRIP! Right hand from Sarah! Forearm from Harper! Both women are going at it in the corner battling for the edge over the other!

Stew-O: BUT SARAH WITH RAPID SPEED DRILLS HARPER OVER AND OVER WITH SHOTS TO THE FACE! I think Sarah seems to have the edge now as she places her boot underneath the chin of Harper, and wrenches back! After several seconds, Sarah lets go and then picks up Harper to the top rope in a seated position, and then Sarah Price climbs up the top rope with Harper! Sarah’s throws more right hands to the skull of Harper to wear her down, and then Sarah begins to set up for something–

Stew-O: SARAH PRICE WITH THE HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT NO! Harper doesn’t let it happen! Harper pulls Sarah back up and has her on her shoulders in a powerbomb position! Sarah tries fighting out…BUT HARPER LEE LAUNCHES HERSELF FROM THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB TO SARAH FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE COVER!!

OONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTHHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: SARAH KICKS OUT! Both women lay in the center of the ring for a few moments before Harper stands up, and then she looks down at Sarah Price, and she picks her up and underhooks one of Sarah’s arm and reaches down for one of her legs, but Sarah throws several elbow shots trying to free herself, but Harper isn’t letting go and she tries using her full strength to connect with the exploder suplex…BUT SARAH FLIPS BEHIND HARPER FROM THE SIDE AND CONNECTS WITH A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Flannery McCoy: Sarah takes this time to shake the cobwebs out, and after a few moments Sarah gets back up to go back on the offense, and Sarah now picks up Harper from her backside, what could she be thinking?! But Harper reverses and flips the tables and now she faces Sarah’s backside…BUT OH GOSH! SARAH RETURNS THE FAVOR AND NOW IT’S BACK TO SQUARE ONE! AND SARAH PRICE CONNECTS WITH A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX…AND HARPER’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE IN THE PROCESS!

Jake Mercer: That Harper girl is in pain, as she pulls herself up in the corner…AND IN COMES SARAH PRICE WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST OF HARPER LEE! SARAH THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM THE CORNER! SARAH NOW HOOKS THE LEG OF HARPER!

OONNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: Harper Lee stays in it! And now it’s Sarah thinking of her next move in this match, and Sarah now stands and looks at her surroundings for a quick second before reaching down to grab Harper…..BUT HARPER PULLS THE ARM OF SARAH AND LOOKS FOR THE CROSSFACE! SARAH IS SQUIRMING TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT, AND GRABS THE ROPE NEXT TO HER AND PULLS HERSELF OUT OF THE RING, SAVING HERSELF FROM POTENTIAL DISASTER! YOU MIGHT WANNA TURN AROUND SARAH–

Flannery McCoy: A FLYING HARPER LEE TAKES OUT SARAH PRICE WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE THAT DRIVES SARAH BACK INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! Harper is pumped up! Harper now takes this chance and runs at Sarah…BUT SARAH COUNTERS AND LIFTS HARPER UP WITH THE FLAPJACK AND BOUNCES HARPER FACE FIRST OFF THE PLEXIGLASS BEFORE DROPPING HER RIGHT ON HER HEAD!

Stew-O: Harper is down and out on the ground now and Sarah walks over to the other side of the ring now, and she has that look on her face! AND NOW SARAH RUNS AND SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER THROUGH THE OTHER END AND SPLASHES ON TOP OF HARPER LEE! Very creative there from our Specialists Champion to wear down Harper a bit more!

Jake Mercer: And now Sarah is looking to get this fight back inside the ring as she picks up Harper off the ground–BUT HARPER DRIVES SARAH BACK FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Harper now with several elbow strikes to soften up Sarah Price…AND NOW SARAH THROWS A HARD FOREARM THAT KNOCKS HARPER BACK A FEW STEPS….SARAH CHARGES–BUT HARPER CATCHES HER WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE! SARAH IS OUT! And now Harper rolls in and out of the ring to prevent a countout before picking up Sarah with some urgency, and she picks up Sarah in a scoop slam position, and with some insane amount of power…HARPER LAUNCHES SARAH PRICE FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS LIKE A DART!

Stew-O: Harper wastes no time in picking Sarah up and throwing her back inside the ring, but Harper climbs up the apron and then ascends up the top rope, and now Harper stands up high…AND HARPER LEE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE THE SUPPLY DROP! THE DIVING SENTON!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! SARAH GOT THE KNEES UP AND DRIVES THEM IN THE BACK OF HARPER! AND SARAH FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN AS SHE HOOKS THE ARMS OF HARPER WITH HER LEGS!!

OOONNNNEEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!

TTHHHHRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: HARPER ESCAPES IT! AND BOTH ARE UP BUT SARAH WAS UP A BIT QUICKER AND SHE GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE–BUT HARPER SIDESTEPPED IT! AND NOW HARPER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A LEAPING STANDING CROSSBODY…BUT SARAH THROWS A SOCCER KICK TO HARPER’S CHEST AS SHE WAS IN MID AIR! Harper is on both knees holding her midsection, and Sarah now runs the ropes and goes for the running flip neckbreaker…BUT HARPER THROWS AN ELBOW! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN CAN’T SEEM TO GET THE EDGE OVER THE OTHER AT THIS POINT ON THE MATCH!

Jake Mercer: Now Harper is the one to run the ropes again…BUT SARAH CATCHES HARPER WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION…AND SARAH NOW FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SIT OUT FACEBUSTER! SARAH TURNS OVER HARPER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!

OONNNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: Harper kicks out once more! Sarah then brushes the hair out of her face and then stands up and picks Harper up–BUT HARPER WITH A RIGHT HAND SHOT THE FACE! FOREARM FROM SARAH! BOTH WOMEN NOW ARE EXCHANGING SHOTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING TRYING TO GET CONTROL OVER THE OTHER! AND NOW SARAH GRABS THE HEAD OF HARPER AND DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE BRIDGE OF HARPER’S NOSE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Flannery McCoy: Sarah seems to have gotten the control back, and now Sarah runs the ropes, but Harper is back up and waiting for her and Sarah goes for a clothesline but Harper ducks and both ladies run the opposite ropes of one another–AND OH MY GOD!!

Stew-O: HARPER LEE CATCHES HER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!! WHAT A MANUEVER THERE FROM HARPER AS SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

THHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: SARAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE MORE! What a matchup this has been so far between two unbelievable athletes!

Stew-O: Harper Lee is on both knees as she sees Sarah starting to stir and she runs off the ropes and goes for the knee to the back of Sarah’s head–BUT SARAH SEEMED TO HAVE EYES AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD AS SHE SAW IT COMING! SARAH DUCKED IT! HARPER TURNS AROUND AND SARAH LEAPS UP AND DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF HARPER STUNNING HER FOR AT LEAST A MOMENT! SARAH PULLS HARPER BY HER ARM AND DELIVERS A HIGH KNEE! HARPER IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT NOW!

Jake Mercer: Kick to the midsection from Sarah, Sarah runs the ropes once more and leaps over Harper for the sunset flip, but Harper immediately leaps high and drives her knee into the face of the grounded Sarah–BUT SARAH HAD THAT SCOUTED AND SHOE MOVES AND NOBODY’S HOME THERE! Sarah beats Harper to her feet now…AND SARAH…

BBBIIITTEERRSSSWWEEETTTT EENNDDIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT HARPER CAUGHT THE LEG OF SARAH! HARPER SPINS SARAH AROUND AND SARAH GOES FOR THE LEAPING DOUBLE LEG LARIAT…BUT THEN HARPER CAUGHT BOTH OF HER LEGS AND DROPS HER TO THE MAT! HARPER THEN SLINGSHOTS HER FACE FIRST TO THE TURNBUCKLE! BUT SARAH LEAPED ONTO THE SECOND ROPE LIKE SPIDER MAN….HARPER ISN’T AWARE AND SHE FINALLY TURNS AROUND–LEAPING CROSSBODY FROM SARAH PRICE FORM THE SECOND ROPE! AND SARAH FOLLOWS THAT WITH THE PIN!!

OONNNEEEE!!!

TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEEEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE MANAGES TO TURN THE TABLES AND NOW SHE HAS SARAH PRICE IN THE PIN!!

OONNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEE!!!!

…..

Stew-O: KICKOUT FROM SARAH! NOW BOTH WOMEN RISE BACK TO THEIR FEET….SARAH SWINGS AT HARPER! BUT HARPER DUCKED IT! AND NOW HARPER UNDERHOOKS BOTH OF SARAH’S ARMS FACING HER BACK! BUT SARAH THROWS SEVERAL BACK ELBOW SHOTS TO FREE HERSELF FROM HARPER! AND SHE DOES! SARAH RUNS THE ROPES AND HARPER DOES AS WELL, AND THE TWO RUN PAST ONE ANOTHER AND THEN ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE LIKE A CAR COLLISION–BUT HARPER CONNECTS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HURRICANRANA!!

Flannery McCoy: HARPER HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM RIGHT NOW! AND NOW SARAH IS STANDING IN THE CORNER AND HARPER NOW TAKES THIS CHANCE TO RUN LOOKING FOR A LEAPING SPLASH AT FULL SPEED BUT OH NO–

BBBIITTTEERRRSSSWWWEEEETTTTTT EENNNDDDIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: BITTERSWEET ENDING!!! THE SUPERKICK RIGHT OUT OF THE CORNER FROM SARAH OUT OF NOWHERE! SARAH FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF HARPER LEE FOR THE COVER!

OONNNEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEE!!!!

…..

……

Jake Mercer: HOW?!?! HOW DID HARPER LEE GET THE SHOULDER UP?!

Stew-O: THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF HARPER THERE WITH HER WILL TO SOMEHOW KICK OUT! Sarah is in disbelief, but only for a short second as she crawls over to the corner underneath the bottom rope and ascends up! I think Sarah may be looking for the exclamation point on this title defense here! SARAH PRICE MAY BE GOING FOR HAPPY ENDING!! WILL THE RISK PAY OFF HERE?!

Flannery McCoy: ANNNNDDDDDD HHAAPPPYYYY EENNNDDDDIINNNNGGGGG!!!!! SARAH GOT SOME INSANE ELEVATION THERE AND IT CONNECTS!!

Stew-O: WHAT?!?! HARPER LEE AT THE LAST MILLISECOND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! SARAH CRASHES AND BURNS FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE TRANSITIONS INTO THE DEVIL’S FRUIT!!! THE CALF CRUSHER IS LOCKED IN ON SARAH PRICE! I THINK SARAH MAY BE SEEING HER SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONS REING FLASHING BEFORE HER VERY EYES RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

Jake Mercer: HARPER IS WRENCHING BACK ON THE LEG NOT LETTING UP ANY PRESSURE AS SARAH IS SCREAMING TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS! SARAH IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT SHE’S STILL A BIT AWAY FROM THEM! SARAH’S BEGINS TO PULL AT HER HAIR BECAUSE SHE REFUSES TO TAP OUT! HARPER IS SCREAMING AT SARAH TO TAP BUT SARAH IS REFUSING!

Flannery McCoy: AND…OH NO! SARAH HAS HER HAND UP…..SHE’S NOT GONNA TAP IS SHE?!?!

Stew-O: NO!! SHE PUTS IT DOWN AND WITH DESPERATION REACHES BEHIND HER AND GRABS HARPER BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD INTO THE MAT! SARAH BREAKS THE HOLD!

Flannery McCoy: Sarah rolls away holding her lower leg in pain. She was in that “Devil’s Fruit” for quite a while, you have to wonder if the damage was done.. Sarah now stands up and begins to limp a little bit as she walks to the center of the ring and grabs Harper…but Harper with a shot to the stomach of Sarah! Another shot to the stomach! Both ladies begin to exchange shots with one another, and Harper kicks the bad leg of Sarah and Sarah drops like a sack of potatoes to the mat! Roundhouse kick to the side of Sarah’s head connects from Harper Lee! SARAH IS STUNNED HERE!

Stew-O: HARPER LEE GRABS BOTH OF THE WRISTS OF SARAH NOW–DDOUUBBBLLLEEE SSUNNNNDAAAYYY!!!!!

Jake Mercer: THAT KNEE STRIKE SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT WENT OFF IN HERE! HARPER FLIPS SARAH OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! ARE WE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION?!

OONNNEEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

….

…….

SARAH PRICE KICKS OUT!!!!

Stew-O: HOW?! WAS THAT HARPER’S BEST SHOT IS THE REAL QUESTION!

Flannery McCoy: We’re about to find out as Harper Lee picks up Sarah from her backside, I think she may be going for a German suplex perhaps…But Sarah grabs the head of Harper and drops down and rolls her forward with the snapmare, HARPER IS BACK UP QUICKLY AND GOES FOR A SOCCER STYLE KICK TO THE HEAD OF SARAH–BUT SARAH DUCKED IT AND ROLLS UP HARPER FROM BEHIND!!

OONNNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTHHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: HARPER KICKS OUT NOW! AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS STAND AND RUN AT ONE ANOTHER–BBIIITTERRRRSSWEEETT EENNDDDIINNNNNGGGG!!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN!

Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST! HARPER CAUGHT THE LEG AGAIN! AND HARPER FLIPS SARAH BACKWARDS! BUT SARAH PRICE LANDED ON HER FEET…BUT THEN SARAH WALKS INTO A ENZIGURI KICK FROM HARPER AS IF HARPER WAS EXPECTING HER TO LAND ON HER FEET!

Flannery McCoy: HARPER THROWS SARAH’S ARM OVER HER SHOULDER….AND HARPER CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!! AND THEN HARPER POPS UP AND THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STANDING ELBOW DROP! HARPER GOT SOME HEIGHT THERE! AND NOW HARPER WITH THE COVER!

OONNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM THE CHAMPION! These women have thrown absolutely everything at each other, and then more. Who wants the Specialists Championship more?!

Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee stands Sarah up, AND SARAH CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI OF HER OWN! Sarah now grabs Harper and irish whips her into the corner, but Harper reverses the irish whip and sends Sarah into the corner! Harper charges looking for the splash, but Sarah throws an elbow stopping Harper in her tracks! Sarah then uses the turnbuckle to elevate herself and drives her feet into the chest of Harper and slams her to the ground!

Stew-O: SARAH NOW HOPS UP TO THE VERY TOP TURNBUCKLE, IS THE THIRD TIME GONNA B THE CHARM TO FINALLY HIT “HAPPY ENDING”?!?!?

Jake Mercer: NOT YET! HARPER IS BACK UP QUICKLY AND HAMMERS SHOTS AT THE BACK OF SARAH ON THE TOP ROPE! HARPER GOES UP TOP WITH HER BUT SARAH ISN’T HAVING IT! SARAH NOW WITH REPETITIVE ELBOW SHOTS! AND NOW SARAH IS DRIVING THEM WITH FORCE AND NOW HARPER FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: SARAH IS EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW! SHE IS SITTING ON THE TOP ROPE, TAKING HER TIME HERE, AND SHE FINALLY GETS IN POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S GONNA GO FOR “HAPPY ENDING” ONCE MORE–

Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE POPS UP LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL!!! HARPER GOES UP TOP AND SARAH LOOKS LIKE SHE’S JUST SEEN A GHOST! HARPER LEE……..SPANISH SLY FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS FROM HARPER ON SARAH! HARPER WITH THE COVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE!!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: SARAH PRICE GETS THE SHOULDER UP THE LAST MILLISECOND!

Flannery McCoy: YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE TO KILL THIS GIRL TO TAKE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP OFF HER, GOD DAMN!

Jake Mercer: Harper Lee is laying next to Sarah Price, not believing that didn’t put Sarah away! Harper knows she can’t let her guard down, she knows she needs to get back on the attack, she knows she can’t give a competitor like Sarah Price any time to breathe.

Stew-O: Harper Lee tries to pick up Sarah Price, but Sarah almost seems like dead weight at this point, and now…SARAH PRICE WITH A HEADBUTT! That’s a little out of her comfort zone, I think that caught Harper a little off guard there, SARAH PLACES HER FOOT UNDER THE CHIN OF HARPER! SARAH IS GONNA GO FOR THE FOOT STOMP FACEBREAKER IT LOOKS LIKE HERE! BUT HARPER LEE HOOKS THE LEG OF SARAH AND THE ARM–EXPLODER SUPLEX ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING FROM HARPER LEE! WHAT STRENGTH FROM HARPER!

Flannery McCoy: HARPER HAS MOMENTUM AGAIN, AND SHE TRIES TO KEEP IT ROLLING AS SHE RUNS AT SARAH PRICE IN THE CORNER….HARPER IS LOOKING FOR A SPEAR! BUT SARAH SIDESTEPPED IT AND HARPER LEE GOES THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE LED RING APRON! THIS MIGHT BE SARAH’S OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE!

Stew-O: SARAH RUNS FACING HARPER’S BACK AND SHE GOES FOR THE BACK STABBER AND IT CONNECTS! SARAH IS FEELING FIRED UP NOW! HARPER IS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SARAH RUSHES UP TO HER FROM BEHIND AND LOOKS FOR THE ROLL-UP USING THE ROPES AS A PUSH OFF….BUT HARPER UNDERHOOKED THE TOP ROPE AND HELD ON AND SARAH FALLS BACKWARDS! AND NOW HARPER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE–

Flannery McCoy: SUNSET FLIP FROM HARPER! BUT SARAH ROLLS THROUGH THE PIN ATTEMPT AND SHE’S BACK TO HER FEET–STANDING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF THE SEATED HARPER LEE!………STANDING HAPPY ENDING MOONSAULT FROM SARAH PRICE!!! THE COVER!!

OONNNEEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRREEEEEE!!!!!

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Jake Mercer: AND HARPER LEE KICKS OUT!!

Flannery McCoy: And now both women rise to their feet slowly, staring a hole through one another, both exhausted and both craving being the Specialists Champion! RIGHT HAND HOOK FROM HARPER LEE! ELBOW SHOT FROM SARAH PRICE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH NOW IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

SARAH!

HARPER!

SARAH!

HARPER!

Stew-O: HARPER WITH A STIFF ELBOW SHOT AND THAT SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN BACK SARAH, AND SARAH TURNS BACK AROUND–

Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE CONNECTS WITH THE DRAGGONNN FFFFIISTTTTT!!!! THAT HARD RIGHT HAND FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! HARPER LEE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!

OONNNEEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTHHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!!

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Stew-O: SARAH PRICE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And look at the face of Harper, the expression tells the entire story. What more does she have to do?! And now she puts Sarah Price on both of her knees….AND HARPER LEE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE BACK OF SARAH PRICE’S HEAD! SARAH’S OUT COLD!

Jake Mercer: OH MY! HARPER LOOKS UP AT THE TOP ROPE AND SHE CRAWLS OVER TO THE CORNER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB UP THE TOP ROPE! I THINK SHE’S GONNA PULL SOMETHING OUT OF HER BAG OF TRICKS WE DON’T SEE THAT OFTEN TO KEEP SARAH DOWN! :lupe:

Jake Mercer: BEEEUUUAATTTIIFFFUUULLLLL RRRUUIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!! THE RARE 450 SPLASH FROM HARPER LEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: SARAH GOT THE KNEES UP!! SARAH GOT THE KNEES UP!!! SARAH JUST SAVED HER CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN, AT LEAST FOR RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: LOOK AT SARAH NOW! SHE’S CRAWLING OVER TO THE CORNER NOW! SHE GOES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND SHE GINGERLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE….IS SHE FINALLY GONNA HIT IT?!?!? HARPER LEE IS DOWN!!

HAAAAPPPYYYY ENNNNNNDDDIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: YESSSS!!! SARAH PRICE AFTER MANY ATTEMPTS, FINALLY HITS THE “HAPPY ENDING” MOONSAULT! HARPER LEE WAS TRYING TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE MOONSAULT, BUT SHE WAS JUST TOO WEAKENED TO DO IT! SARAH LIES ON HARPER FOR THE COVER!

OONNNEEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!

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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

( ‘Land of the Innocent’ hits as Sarah Price lays on top of Harper for a few moments, before finally rolling off and the referee placing the Specialists Championship in her hands on the ground. The referee raises her hand as she sits up before going to check on Harper Lee.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND STIIILLLLLLLL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…..SSAARRRAAHHHHH PPRRRIIICCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: WHAT A WAR WE JUST WITNESSED! These two ladies just tore the house down for wanting to be called the Specialists Champion. I think it’s safe to say these two are the future of this women’s division and if you need any proof, this match proved it right here!

Flannery McCoy: No doubt, take absolutely NOTHING away from Harper Lee! She literally pulled out all the stops tonight, but it just wasn’t her night! It will be some time in the near future, I can guarantee that. What a performance!

Stew-O: Absolutely, take nothing away from either of them! Tonight belonged to Sarah Price! Congratulations as she continues her reign!

(The last shot seen is Sarah holding out her hand as Harper is down on the ground. Harper looks a bit bummed but accepts the hand as she pulls her up. They both shake hands with one another as Sarah begins to celebrate as the camera fades out)

(A commercial for Soccer Mom Haircut Shampoo starring Andre Walker! Andre thinks he’s just promoting a brand of shampoo but when he sees the name of it he goes into an angry frenzy because apparently he’s not white and 52 years old anymore!)

(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P hits as Lethal Consequences walks out to overwhelming boos from the crowd. He flips off a few members behind the plexiglass before making his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS….LEETTHHAAAALLLL CCOONNNSSEEEQQUUEEENNNCCEEEESSS!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Look at the look on LC’ s face tonight, you can tell he’s ready to fight, and he’s ready to teach Andre Walker a lesson in respect here tonight! You have to wonder if he’s fully focused knowing he;s got a Answers World Championship match coming up next month.

Jake Mercer: LC TAKES NOBODY LIGHTLY! LC tonight is gonna put down Andre and then move on to become champion. One step at a time, and he accomplishes the first step here in a few minutes!

(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits as Andre Walker walks out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction. He takes a deep breath at the top of the stage, before making his way down to the ring, ready to make a statement.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS……AAANNNDDDRRREEE WWAALLLKKKEERRRRR!!!!!!

Stew-O: Some people questioned why he interrupted LC weeks ago and picked a fight with him, and I think it’s quite simple, he wants to get his name out there and what bigger way than to do it on a main stage by defeating Hall of Famer Lethal Consequences. The flashes he’s showed us the past several months, it wouldn’t be a shocker to see him pull it off here tonight!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Flannery McCoy: And here we go, Andre looks ready to go as Lethal Consequences is just smirking. Both men step to the center of the ring.

Lethal Consequences(no mic): You know you don’t belong here with me right?!

SLAP

Jake Mercer: OH YES! SHOW HIM KING!!

Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER TAKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN! You just know he wasn’t gonna stand for that disrespect! LC is trying to slither is way out of the ring, but Andre isn’t letting it happen as he mounts LC and rains down several forearm shots! Andre Walker is going off right now!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences grabs the rope next to him and manages to pull himself out of the ring, but Andre is right on his tail not letting him get away! LC is still trying to get separation as Andre is hammering away at the back of LC…knee to the midsection from LC! LC grabs Andre by the head and throws him shoulder first into the steel steps next to them!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences now checks his lip for blood, before walking over to Andre Walker sitting against the steps and places his boot on the throat of Andre, choking the life out of him! LC finally lets go after several seconds!

Lethal Consequences(no mic): Big mistake kid. NEVER mess with big daddy LC! Do you hear m–

Stew-O: AND ANDRE WITH A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION AS LC WAS PULLING HIM UP! Lethal Consequences backs up a step before walking back to Andre–BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! LC DROPS TO A KNEE! Andre now goes to grab LC by the back of the head, but LC reverses around and drives Andre back first into the plexiglass! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GRABS THE HEAD OF ANDRE AND SLAMS HIM BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD REPETITIVELY INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! NO MERCY BEING SHOW HERE BY THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences now rolls Andre back inside the ring and rolls back in behind him, and Lethal Consequences runs at Andre–ANDRE PICKS UP LC IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION..AND ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A FLOAT-OVER NECKBREAKER! THE COVER!

OONNNEEEE!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: Was there any doubt?! And now that ungrateful hack Andre picks up LC, and LC pushes Andre away and both men begin exchanging shots with one another in the center of the ring! Andre begins throwing several body kicks and elbow shots, I think he’s managed to gain control here!

Flannery McCoy: Andre runs to the ropes, and Andre goes for a running clothesline but LC fucked it and Andre goes running to the opposite ropes and bounces off–and both men connect with a double clothesline on one another! Both men are down now, and begin stirring away from one another! Andre pulls himself up in the corner and LC runs looking for the splash–BUT ANDRE THROWS BOTH FEET UP TOPPING LC! ANDRE HOLDS HIS FEET UP BETWEEN THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES–AND ANDRE WITH A LEAPING HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS LC HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER IS FEELING PUMPED UP HERE WITH ALL THE MOMENTUM! Lethal Consequences pulls himself up and balances himself in the corner, AND LC COMES CHARGING IN AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING FOREARM TO LC IN THE CORNER! LC falls to both knees in the center of the ring, and Andre runs and springboards off the second rope–BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOT HIS KNEE UP AND FRONT FLIPS ANDRE FORWARD IN MID AIR!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences immediately drops to the mat and locks in a sleeper hold! LC begins screaming at Andre to just give it up!

Lethal Consequences(no mic): I TOLD YOU NOT TODAY KID! I’M IN THE PRIME OF MY CAREER SON, JUST GIVE UP NOW!

Jake Mercer: YOU HEARD BIG DADDY! :blessed:

Flannery McCoy: Andre though is continuing to fight as he gets up to a knee as LC still has it locked in, and Andre rises to both feet, and Andre drops down and connects with a stunner that causes LC to release his grip on the sleeper, and LC runs against Andre…but Andre counters with a drop toe hold and then flips to the front of Lethal Consequences’ head and drives his knee right into the temple of his head several times!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences holds the top of his head in pain as Andre picks him up and lifts him on his shoulder in a fireman’s carry, but Lethal Consequences drops down and bends Andre backwards and connects with a drop down backbreaker and then an inverted DDT! LC goes for the cover!

ONNNEEE!!!!

TWWWWWOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: Andre Walker kicks out again! Lethal Consequences now picks up Andre and stands him up in the corner, KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM LC! ANOTHER ONE FROM LC! LC stands him up and talk more trash before connecting with another knife edge chop! LC now sits Andre on the top rope and throws several right hand shots before climbing up top with him! Dangerous position for both men to be in right now! LC is going for the superplex here right now a she throws Andre’s arm over his head–

Flannery McCoy: Andre is fighting out of it as he throws shots to the rib cage of LC! Right hand from Andre but Lethal Consequences is till on the top teetering! ANDRE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF LC’S HEAD! AND LC DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW!

Jake Mercer: Oh shit! Andre Walker sees an opportunity just opened for him, and he stands high on the top rope….LEAPING METEORA!! ANDRE DROPS BOTH KNEES ON THE CHEST OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!

OONNNEEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOO!!!!!!

Stew-O: NO! LC gets the shoulder up! And now Andre mounts on top of LC and begins raining down elbow shots and forearms to LC! LC tries covering up but Andre is relentless in his attack right now! Andre now picks up LC and has him in a suplex position, but Lethal Consequences blocks it with his foot! LC with a shot to the midsection, and LC goes for a suplex of his own….BUT ANDRE COUNTERS IT BY DRIVING HIS KNEE TO THE HEAD OF LC IN MID AIR CAUSING LC TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! PELE KICK FROM ANDRE WALKER!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SOMEHOW CAUGHT THE LEG OF ANDRE! Lethal Consequences now shakes his head at Andre who’s on the ground, and Lethal Consequences flips Andre on his stomach and has the half Boston crab locked in! Andre begins to try making his way to that bottom rope, but LC pulls him back! LC seems to be trying to wear Andre down a bit in this submission but Andre is still fighting! Andre begins to drag LC once more and he’s fingertips from the bottom rope..BUT LC PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING ONCE MORE! Andre rakes his hand through his hand as he doesn’t know what to do as the Boston crab is taking a toll on him the longer he stays in it!

Stew-O: In a move of desperation, Andre flips on his back and begins to kick at the face of LC, and LC finally lets go of Andre, but walks back up and Andre kicks the kneecap of LC causing him to drop to a knee, and Andre gets up and charges–FRANKENSTEINER DDT! ANDRE SPIKED LC’S HEAD INTO THE MAT AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!

OONNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: LC WITH THE SHOULDER UP! And now Andre walks to the corner and begins to climb up the top rope for his next manuever in this match, and Andre stands up high in the corner…BUT LC THROWS HIS BODY ON THE TOP ROPE CAUSING ANDRE TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND LAND ON HIS GROIN! LC stands up…AND RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!! ONE SWIFT MOTION FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! COVER!

OONNEEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRREEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER STAYS ALIVE AGAIN!! And LC with an annoyed look on his face picks up Andre Walker and places him between his legs, BUT ANDRE WALKER COUNTERS AND ESCAPES WITH A BACK BODY DROP CONNECTING ON LC! And now…ANDRE WALKER RUNS AND CLOTHESLINES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT ANDRE ALSO GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Jake Mercer: Both men landed on the outside apron, and both men begin exchanging blows with each other battling for control of the other…AND ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE THAT DRIVES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BACK AGAINST THE LED RING POST! And now Andre measures LC….AND ANDRE RUNS AND GOES FOR A RUNNING HIGH KNEE–

Flannery McCoy: BUT LC SIDESTEPPED IT!!! ANDRE’S KNEE GOES RIGHT INTO THE LED RING POST! He holds it in some pain and LC turns him around on the ring apron, AND LC PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND LC PICKS HIM UP….NO WAY!!!

Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PILEDRIVES ANDRE WALKER FROM THE OUTSIDE RING APRON ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! OH MY GOD! ANDRE COULD BE PARALYZED RIGHT NOW! :damn: :damn:

Jake Mercer: And Andre hasn’t moved a muscle now as King LC picks him up very slowly and rolls him back inside the ring..and Lethal Consequences crawls over to Andre and hooks the leg! COUNT TO A HUNDRED, IT’S OVER!!

OONNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

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Stew-O: HOW?! Andre Walker just kicked out somehow! I thought at the minimum he had a broken neck!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is not happy as he grabs Andre by the head and slams it repeatedly against the ring mat!

Lethal Consequences(no mic): STAY…DOWN…YOU…OVERRATED…PIECE..OF…SHIT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences raises Andre up and has him in a DDT position…but Andre Walker twirls out of it and CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK! This time it connected and now both men are down in the center of the ring! Andre begins to stir holding his neck in pain as LC crawls away and tries picking himself up using the ropes, and both men step to the center of the ring facing one another!

Stew-O: RIGHT HAND FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! FOREARM FROM ANDRE WALKER! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! FOREARM SHOT FROM ANDRE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NOW LUNGES FORWARD WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That uppercut stumbles Andre backwards, and now LC with a kick to the midsection…LC IS GOING FOR DEAD EXECUTIVE! HE’S GOING FOR THE STUNNER!

Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER PREVENTS IT FROM CONNECTING AS HE UNDERHOOKS BOTH OF LC’S ARMS! ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM TRANSITIONING IT INTO A NECKBREAKER IN MID AIR! What a move there from Andre as he now goes to make the cover!

ONNNNEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHRREEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: LC GETS THE SHOULDER UP! And Andre Walker is still holding his neck in pain from the piledriver off the apron earlier, and he looks around on what to do next that can put LC away and win this match for him!

Flannery McCoy: Andre walks over to LC and picks him up by the head, but LC with a shot to the midsection, another shot! And now a uppercut connects from LC, Andre stumbles back and LC runs right at him and drives his knee into Andre’s stomach! Lethal Consequences now repeatedly drives his knee into the stomach of Andre in the corner and now Lethal Consequences walks to the opposite corner…AND LC CHARGES FOR THE SPLASH IN THE CORNER! BUT ANDRE GOT BOTH OF HIS FEET UP AND DRIVES LC BACK FIRST WITH HIS FEET TO THE MAT! Andre follows that up with a double foot stomp to the chest! Andre now crawls and rolls underneath the bottom rope and he’s going up high! :

Stew-O: Andre Walker is up on the top rope, and he stands up high….450 SPLASH CONNECTS! ANDRE WALKER WITH THE COVER!!

OONNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTHHHHRREEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: AND LC WITH THE KICKOUT! Andre Walker rolls off of LC and thinks of his next move, and now he goes to pick up Lethal Consequences off the ground. BUT LC OUT OF NOWHERE! LC DROPS ANDRE AND HAS HIM BY BOTH LEGS! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LAUNCHES ANDRE LIKE A SLINGSHOT FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Lethal Consequences faces Andre’s backside now and picks him up in an electric chair position–

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE WALKER COUNTERS WITH THE ROLL-UP PIN!!

OONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWOOO!!!!

TTHHHRREEEE!!!!

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Jake Mercer: OH THANK GOD! LC ESCAPES IT! Now both men race to their feet and run toward one another–AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES ANDRE WALKER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Lethal Consequences doesn’t pin though, instead opting to roll away and catch his breath for a second and buy a little time to recover. Smart by the the #1 Contender for SHOWDOWN’S World Championship!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is begging for Andre Walker to rise up so he can end this match! And Andre is up and turns around–LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR “LCR”……BUT ANDRE DUCKED UNDERNEATH AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT DRIVES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INTO THE CORNER….AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SLIDES DOWN THE CORNER AND IS IN A SEATED POSITION! ANDRE SEES THIS AND LICKS HIS LIP SEEING WHERE LC IS POSITIONED!

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER RUNS THE ROPES AND–GGRRRIMMMSEEEVVVEERRRR!!!!! THE BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SEATED IN THE CORNER! ANDRE DRAGS LC TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

OONNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOO!!!!!

TTHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: AND LC KICKS OUT AGAIN!!

Stew-O: Andre Walker can’t believe it but he knows there’s still work that needs to be done! Andre Walker waits for LC to get to his feet, and LC gets to his feet and swings at Andre, but Andre ducks, and now Andre with body kicks to the lower body of LC, and body shots to the chest of LC! Andre runs to the ropes and rebounds…LC goes for the clothesline, but Andre ducks it and runs off the opposite ropes….RUNNING DROPKICK CONNECTS FROM ANDRE! LC DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE IS! ANDRE RUNS AT HIM AGAIN AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK! LC IS BACK UP AND DAZED, AND ANDRE RUNS TO THE ROPES ONE FINAL TIME–

LLLCCCRRRRRRR

Jake Mercer: YES!! YESS!!!! LC HAD IT SCOUTED AND HIT ANDRE WITH IT OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE!! LC CRAWLS OVER TO ANDRE NOW AND HAS THE COVER!

OONNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTHHHRREEEEEE!!!!!

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Jake Mercer: COUNT TO A HUNDRED, THIS IS OVER!!!!

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Stew-O: THE REFEREE CATCHES ANDRE WALKER’S LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is still dazed, but angry with the referee who’s still pointing at the foot…AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH ANGER GRABS ANDRE AND DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS DEEP FOR THE PIN!

OONNNEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTHHHRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: THIS TIME ANDRE KICKS OUT OF IT! And Lethal Consequences looks annoyed, and he hops on top Andre and begins to rain down the forearms to the forehead of Andre Walker! Lethal Consequences with urgency picks up Andre off the mat and has him in a back suplex position…AND LC PICKS HIM UP! BUT ANDRE LANDED ON HIS FEET! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT AS HE TURNS AROUND–ENZUGIRI KICK FROM ANDRE WALKER!

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER IS FIRED UP! WHAT A WIN THIS WOULD BE FOR THIS YOUNG MAN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS TO ONE KNEE! ANDRE LOOKS AROUND HIM, AND ANDRE WALKER RUNS TO THE ROPES–ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! ANDRE WALKER DOESN’T COVER, AS HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET QUICKLY!

Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PULLS HIMSELF UP AND HAS NO CLUE WHERE HE IS! HE TURNS AROUND…AND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM ANDRE! ANDRE HAS LC UP, AND ANDRE HOOKS HIS FEET UNDER THE ARMS OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES–

DDDRRRREEEE WWWWAAAAALLLLKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRR 3000 !!!!! ANDRE DRIVES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND! ANDRE FLIPS LC OVER AND HAS THE PIN!! WHAT A HUGE WIN THIS WOULD BE FOR THIS YOUNG MAN!!!

OONNNEEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS OUT!!!

Stew-O: Andre Walker is in pure and utter shock that Lethal Consequences just kicked out! Now what does he do?! Andre now stands up and picks up LC and places him between his leg again! HE’S GONNA GO FOR IT AGAIN….AND ANDRE HAS HIM UP–

Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN AS HE DROPS HIS WEIGHT BACK DOWN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PUSHES ANDRE FORWARD AWAY FROM HIM, BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND AS ANDRE WALKS BACK TOWARDS LC–

LLOOWWDDDOOOWWWWNNNNN!!!! LC CAUGHT HIM WITH THE SPINEBUSTER! AND LC NOW WITH THE COVER!!

OOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

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Jake Mercer: FUCK! :noah:

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER WITH ANOTHER KICKOUT! THE YOUNGSTER JUST REFUSES TO STAY DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences now is lying in wait! Lethal Consequences is like a predator with it’s pray, waiting for Andre to turn around! ANDRE TURNS AROUND–KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM LC! LC GOES FOR DEAD EXECUTIVE! THE STUNNER–

Stew-O: NO! ANDRE WALKER REVERSES IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!

OONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTHHRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ESCAPES IT! AND BOTH MEN ARE UP TO THEIR FEET AGAIN AND RUN AT EACH OTHER..AND BOTH MEN RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN IN THIS MATCH!

Stew-O: Both men roll away from one another, and it’s a race to see who gets to their feet first here! Andre is up to his feet first and he sees LC in the corner trying to regain his balance, and he charges! LC COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP IN THE CORNER BUT ANDRE HELD ON TO THE APRON! LC TURNS AROUND….FOREARM FROM ANDRE! LC IS STUNNED NOW AS HE DROPS TO A KNEE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: LC WAITS FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO TURN AROUND IN THE RING AS HE WAITS ON THE OUTSIDE APRON! ANDRE POPS UP AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE–

Jake Mercer: LC RUNS AND CAUSES ANDRE TO LOSE HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE WALKER IS A SITTING DUCK ON THE TOP ROPE DANGLING, AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE THAT ALMOST TAKES ANDRE’S HEAD OFF! ANDRE LANDS BACK INSIDE THE RING AND LC CAN SENSE VICTORY!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences with the biggest shit eating grin on his face as he slowly walks over to Andre Walker and picks him up off the mat–

Stew-O: SMALL PACKAGE PIN FROM ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

OONNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHHRREEEEEE!!!!!!

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Stew-O: DID HE GET HIM?!?! NO! BOTH MEN ARE UP AND CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER! BUT ANDRE WALKER RUNS AND GOES DOWN LOW–BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES–

LLLCCCRRRR

Jake Mercer: THERE IT IS!!! BUT ANDRE WALKER REFUSES TO DIE AS HE’S STRUGGLING ON THE MAT TO MOVE! Lethal Consequences has his hands on his waist as he pulls up Andre Walker face first against his stomach, and LC is just shake his head as he pulls his fist back– FOREARM FROM ANDRE!!! ANDRE WALKER REFUSES TO DIE! DOES HE STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN HIM?!

LLLCCCRRRRR!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!! ANDRE WAS TOO WEAK TO FIGHT THAT OFF AS LC CAME IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE JUDAS EFFECT! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER NOW!

OOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!

TTHHHHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!

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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Tougher Colder Killer” hits as Lethal Consequences stands up exhausted, but with enough energy to get his hand raised.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….LLEEETTTHHHAAALLLL CCONNNSSEEQQUUEENNNCCEEEESSSS!!!!!

Stew-O: What a match tonight between two of Dynasty’s best! Andre Walker showed his resilience and heart with his will to keep fighting in the end, and several times, came within half of an inch of coming away with the victory tonight, but it just wasn’t enough. One thing’s for sure though, and it’s kinda stating the obvious, this young man has a HUGE future ahead of him here on this brand.

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences now shifts his focus to Territorial Invasion where he’ll challenge Jamie O’Hara for Showdown’s top prize! You can see it on LC’s face, he knows he went through a war here tonight with Andre, and knows he had to earn that victory.

Jake Mercer: blessed: Indeed he did! Congrats to Big Daddy LC on the win here tonight on his road to Territorial Invasion!

(A commercial for Strawberry Steve. Nice.)

(Operation: Doomsday returns from commercial break, Stephie Love is seen in the ring, prepared to introduce the next bout’s competitors.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING SINGLES CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

(Socially distanced crowd repeats “ONE FALL!”)

Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURRREEEEEEEEE CHHAMMMMPPIIIOOONNSHHIIPPP!!!!)

Flannery McCoy: Boy, oh boy, I can’t wait for this one! This is a match of the night contender in every respect!

(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta begins to reverberate throughout the arena as Dray Fontana is highlighted by a spotlight, unveiled under a titantron displaying the term “UNRULY x UNRIVALED’)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 200 PPOOUUUNNDDDSSSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF KINGSTON UPON THAMES, ENGLAND, IN THE UNITTEEEDDD KIIINNGGGDOOOMMM!!!!!! DRAYYYYYYYY ‘THEEEEEEE PRIIIINNNCCCEEEEEE’ FOOONNTTTAANNNAAAAAAA!!!!

(Dray begins to block out the boo’s of this socially distanced Operation: Doomsday crowd.)

Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana is certainly something special. A prolific force whilst on Showdown, giving us a number of classics against competitors like Myles and MITSUBACHI. THough on Dynasty, he’s found the opportunity he’s been looking for. He’s found the shot at gold. He wants to wrap that pure title around his waist more than anything in the world, but he’ll have to go through an unwavering mainstay of a champion to take it.

Flannery McCoy: Indeed, he will, but as you said, Dray Fontana isn’t interested in wasting his first real shot at championship gold in Elite Answers Wrestling. These opportunities don’t come often and when they do, they’re few, and far between. After winning a very down to the wire fatal four way match on Dynasty several weeks ago, Dray became the number one contender to this Pure title, seemingly becoming his sole focus on Dynasty. Dray has all the tools to lead the Pure division upward and in a new direction! Let’s see if he can utilize those tools tonight!

(Dray enters the ring and points a finger gun at the crowd. He won’t allow their reception cloud his tunnel vision. ‘It follows’ by Cane Hill begins to replace the sound, though the reception all the same for the champion. Xander Payne makes his way on stage, from the gorilla position.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 159 POOOUUNNDDSSSSS!!! WRESTLING OUT OF TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANNNAAADDDAAAAAA, HE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURRREEEE CHAMPIONNNNNN!!!! XANNNDDDERRRRRRR ‘PAAYYYYYYNNNNEEEEKILLLERRRRRRR’ PAYYYNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: Like him, or not, nobody can deny this man unreal talent and undeniable results. A former New Breed champion tag team champion, and now look at him, proudly wearing the Pure title over his shoulder. Xander Payne has solidified himself as one of the most dangerous, talented, and intelligent competitors across any brand, and has found unparalleled success everywhere he’s been. He’s looking to continue that hot streak here on Dynasty, though he’ll have to break the will of one hell of a challenger!

Jake Mercer: We talk about Dray having all the tools, this man has all the tools to be World Heavyweight Champion, as far as I’m concerned. NO challenge is too much for Xander Payne. Not only is he the champion for a reason, but he was also a top draft pick for a reason, was a champion on every brand for a reason, he’s done it all and hasn’t even seen his best days. Tonight, in my humble opinion, he’ll add to that legacy with a win over Dray Fontana!

Flannery McCoy: This is gonna be a good one!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: HERE WE GO! ‘Paynekiller’ meets ‘The Prince’ in the center of the ring, looking for a collar and elbow tie-up. The champion using his weight and size advantage to body Dray Fontana into the turnbuckles. DRAY ALREADY EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER, FIRING OGG WITH A HUGE LARIAT, SWINGING FOR THE BLEACHERS FROM THE GET GO! Xander avoids the attempt, takes his back, and sends Dray hurdling across the ring with a release sleeper suplex! No, Dray landed on his feet, now signaling for Xander Payne to bring the pain!

Stew-O: These two wasting no time at all, both looking to close the curtain on the other’s aspirations early tonight! Dray Fontana with a supreme display of athleticism. Look at this, Dray and Xander approach one another, forehead to forehead now! This is personal, this is for more tha the title, it’s for dominance! Xander laughing at Fontana, THEN DROPPING HIS WITH A NASTY HEADBUTT!!

Jake Mercer: HE SHOOK SERENA BENNETT’S WEAVE RIGHT OFF HER SCALP WITH THAT HEADBUTT!!

Flannery McCoy: Xander dropping Dray Fontana with that headbutt, now mocking him! Xander’s gonna beat you up and spit in your face while doing it! Now off the ropes, Payne looking for a running senton perhaps! Launching himself through the air, Dray rolling out of harm as Xander Payne comes crashing to the canvas! No water in the pool for the champion!

Jake Mercer: Xander risking the lives of everyone below sea level on the face of this planet, you have to love this man!

Flannery McCoy: Dray now positioning Xander for a brainbuster, turning it up from zero to one hundred real quick! Dray struggling to overpower the bigger Xander Payne, unable to fully elevate him for the signature brainbuster.Xander fighting out, managing to drive a boot through the stomach of Fontana! NOW DRILLING A HOLE IN THE CANVAS WITH DRAY’S HEAD, A SNAP DDT FROM XANDER PAYNE!! MY GOD, DID HE TURN THAT AROUND QUICK, NOW XANDER OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, DRAY’S STILL STUNNED!! XANDER DROPPING HIMSELF ONTO THE RIBCAGE OF DRAY FONTANA WITH A RUNNING SENTON!!! THREE HUNDRED OR SO POUNDS OF ‘PAYNEKILLER’ CRUSHING DRAY AGAINST THE RING! They’ll need to peel him off the canvas after that one!

Jake Mercer: He’s clearly under 170, look at that embodiment of Zeus! The Athenians wish they had the body of our Pure champion.

Stew-O: However much weight it was, Dray Fontana is barely managing to get to his feet, Xander quite possibly going to end this match early! What a statement that would be! Xander not wasting any of this precious time to let Fontana recover! X-PLEX TO DRAY, TILT-A-WHIRLING THE BODY OF THE CHALLENGER UP AND BACK CRASHING DOWN!! That move was seemingly only a prelude to his true intent, however! Dray now painfully recovering against the bottom turnbuckle, but Xander’s eyeing a cannonball! The body of Dray is already injured, this won’t help matters! XANDER, CHARGING FULL SPEED AHEAD! LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER, DRAY EVADES THE ATTACK AND MANAGES TO AVOID THE CANNONBALL AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! NOW DRAY FONTANA WILL SEIZE THE MOMENT, GRABBING XANDER BY THE SHIRT, RUSHING HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, DRAY FONTANA HOISTS THE CHAMPION HIGH IN THE AIR!!! HOW THE HELL IS DRAY DOING THIS!!! BRAINBUSTER!! DRAY FONTANA MANAGING TO HEAVE XANDER PAYNE’S ENORMITY INTO THE AIR AND DRIVE HIM TO THE GROUND WITH A BRAINBUSTER! WHAT POWER FROM DRAY!

Jake Mercer: Dray’s looking for submission now, not interested in taking this match any further! THE CHALLENGER LOOKING FOR A CROSSFACE! THIS HAS PUT SO MANY OUT, WILL IT BE THE WEAPON THAT SEVERS THE HEAD OF OUR CHAMPION?!? DRAY’S GOT THE HOOKS IN, HE’S GOT IT IN!! XANDER’S LOOKING FOR A ROPE, ANYTHING, BUT HE’S ALL ALONE!! ON A ISLAND, ON THE VERGE OF SUBMISSION!! XANDER NEARING THE BOTTOM ROPE, HE MIGHT GET IT!! BUT DRAY WISELY DRAGGING HIM BACK TO THE CENTER!!! LOOK AT XANDER TRYING TO FIGHT OUT, EXPLODE OFF THE GROUND! OH, NO!! DRAY’S GOT THE FINGER LOOKING TO BREAK HIS FINGERS!!! DON’T DO IT!!! HE’S STILL GOT THE CROSSFACE IN, BUT HE’S FOCUSED ON THE FINGERS NOW!!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER BARELY MANAGING TO FIGHT DRAY OFF, GETTING TO A STANDING BASE, DRAY STILL HANGING ONJTO HIS BACK, BUT XANDER CAN’T SHAKE HIM!! DRAY FONTANA STUCK TO HIM LIKE GLUE, XANDER GOING TO DROP BOTH OF THEM!! FULL SPEED AHEAD, A RUNNING SENTON- DRAY GOT THE KNEES UP!!! HOLY SHIT, DRAY GOT HIS KNEES UP AND INTO THE BACK OF XANDER PAYNE, HE COUNTERED INTO A BACKBREAKER!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM FONTANA!!! NOW DRAY TAKES THE ARM, FOCUSING ON THE FINGERS, HE’S GOING TO PUNISH XANDER PAYNE!!! DRAY’S GOT A FIRM HOLD ON XANDER’S ARM, TRYING TO SEPARATE THE HANDS, XANDER HAS THEM CLASPED TIGHT!

Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THE CHAMP, POWERING UP DRAY FONTANTA!!! OFF THE CANVAS, XANDER NOW LFIITNG DRAY’S BODY CLEAN INTOT HE AIR, POSITIONING HIM FOR A BIG MOVE!!! HERE WE GO!!! A POWERBOMB IS IN DRAY’S NEAR FUTURE, WAIT, NO, DRAY ESCAPING OUT THE BACKDOOR, SNAPS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK OFF THE SKULL OF XANDER PAYNE!!! DRAY FONTANA HAS BEEN ON FIRE TONIGHT, PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS AGAINST XANDER, THAT KICK WAS NOTHING SHORT OF NASTY!!! THIS COULD BE THE CHALLENGERS CHANCE, HEADING TO THE OUTSIDE, WAITING ON THE APRON FOR XANDER TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! DRAY NOW GRIPPING THE TOP ROPE, HE’S LOOKING TO FLY!! DRAY FONTANA OFF THE TOP ROPE WI- XANDER PAYNE CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIRRRRR WITH A STUNNEERRRRRRRRRR!!!

Stew-O: JESUS CHRIST, XANDER WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND HE BUCKLED DRAY’S BODY WITH A STUNNER!!! THE CHALLENGER LIFELESS ON THE CANVAS, LOOKING AT THE LIGHTS!!! XANDER PAYNE, HOWEVER, IS LOOKING AT NOTHING BUT VICTORY! HE CAN SEE THE END ZONE, HEADING UP TO THE HIGH-RED ZONE!!! HE’S SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, LOOKING TO ASCEND THE HEIGHTS OF EAW’S MOST ATHLETIC!! XANDER FLIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS WITH A 450 SPLASSSSHHHHH!!!!! HOW?!?!? XANDER WITH AN INCREDIBLE FEAT OF AERIAL ATTACK, THAT 450 SPLASH SURELY PUT DRAY AWAY!! XANDER PAYNE GOING TO RETAIN, HEADING IN FOR THE PINFALL!

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

(TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!)

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Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! DRAY’S SHOULDER SOMEHOW SHOT OFF THE CANVAS AT THE LAST SECOND!!! HOW HE POWERED OUT, I HAVE NO IDEA!! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF A BARN BURNER FROM THE VERY FIRST BELL AND IT’S NOT OVER YET! Dray barely alive, if even that, he might’ve powered out based on pure instinct! Xander yelling out in frustration, propping Dray onto his feet, shouting in his face, simply vile. Dray able to get to his knees, BUT XANDER NOW WITH AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF DRAY’S HEAD!!! LOOKING TO FINISH THE COMBINATION WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, DRAY SHOOTS A PELE KICK WHICH SLICES ACROSS THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD!! THE CHALLENGER BACK INTO THE MIX, BUT MAYBE NOT FOR LONG, XANDER WITH A BRUTAL KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!! LOOKING FOR AN AIR RAIDR CRASH, THOUGH DRAY’S ABLE TO MAKE HIS WAY OUT THE BACKDOOR, ROLLING XANDER THROUGH, THENA SUPERKICK TOT HE FACE!! DRAY’S KICK LANDING ON THE CHIN OF XANDER PAYNE, WHAT A SEQUENCE!!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAY ALMOST WENT DOWN HIMSELF, HE’S SO BADLY INJURED, BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT THROUGH!! NOW SIZING UP XANDER, FIRING ‘THE CORKSCREW KICK’!!! XANDER AVOIDS, THAT DEVASTATING KICK NARROWLY MISSING THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION, WHO HAD ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!! Wise move from Xander, avoiding any further Dray Fontana onslaught. Dray’s going to offer him zero quarrel! Following Xander to the outside of the ring, stalking the champion! DRAY FONTANA LAUNCHING OFF THE RING STEPS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE- HE GOT CAUGHT, XANDER PLUCKED HIM OUT OF MID-AIR, FONTANA GOT CAUGHT AND NOW HE’S IN TROUBLE!!! POWERBOMB ON THE APRON!!!!!!! HOLYYYYY SHHHHIIITTTTTTTT!!! AS IF HIS BODY WASN’T BROKEN BEFORE, IT SURE AS HELL IS NOW!!! ‘PAYNEKILLER’ LIVING UP TO THE NAME AND MORE, A HORRIBLE POWERBOMB ON THE APRON HAS INCAPACITATED DRAY FONTANA, XANDER CAN END IT HERE!!! JUST GET HIM IN THE RING AND IT’S OVER DAMNIT, THERE’S NO NEED FOR FURTHER PUNISHMENT!

Jake Mercer: Xander won’t allow Dray to escape scar-free, he’s about to use Dray as a means to relay his message of violence to the Dynasty lockerroom! Xander now rolling Dray back into the ring, absolutely lifeless. Xander smiling at his challenger, he’s going to play with his food and no, I don’t mean the toy in the big-mac bag! HE’S GOT THE FINGERS!!!! HE’S GOT A HOLD OF DRAY’S FINGERS, HE’S GOING TO USE HIS OWN STRATAGEM AGAINST HIM!!

Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE IS GOING TO BREAK THE FINGERS, DRAY’S TRYING TO KEEP THEM INTACT! XANDER GETTING UPSET, HE DROPS A HEVAY BOOT ON THE BACK OF DRAY, THEN STOMPS ON THE HANDS OF DRAY FONTANA!!! FORGET FINGER BREAKS, HE’LL STOMP A MUDHOLE THROUGH THEM!!! NOW HE’LL ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPT AN AIR RAID CRASH….AND HE NAILS IT THIS TIME!!! STAINING THE CANVAS WITH DRAY FONTANA’S EVER SO SEEMINLY FADING LIFELINE!! Xander just scorning the lifeless body of Dray Fontana, relishing in his handy work, Xander senses the end is near. He’s just prolonging the inevitable at this point, guys.

Flannery McCoy: Don’t count out Dray Fontana until it’s all said and done! Xander Payne possibly looking for ‘Hammer To Fall’!! HE IS, HE’S LOOKING TO CLAIM THE LAST SHRED OF LIFE DRAY FONTANA HAS LEFT!!! XANDER HEAVES DRAY INTO THE AIR, BUT FONTANA WITH A KNEE TO XANDER’S SKULL, DROPPING THAT KNEE RIGHT THROUGH HIS HEAD, DRAY’S FREE!! WHAT DID I SAY, DON’T COUNT HIM OUT, DRAY NOT STOMPING ON THE TOES OF XANDER PAYNE, AND FIRING ‘THE PARAMOUNT’!!!! THAT BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE LANDED FLUSH ON XANDER’S CHIN, HE’S GOT THE BIG MAN ON WOBBLY LEGS!!

Jake Mercer: DRAY SENSES THE PURE TITLE WAITING IN THE WINGS, THIS IS IT!!!! DRAY FONTANA OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A ‘FONTANA 97’!!!! THAT WHRILIWND OF A NECKBREAKER, HE’S SURELY GOING TO CAP OFF WHAT HAS BEEN A SUREFIRE CLASSIC!! DRAY FONTANA WITH THEEEEEEE ‘FOOONNN- NO, XANDER PAYNE COUNTERS, HE POWERBOMBS DRAY TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY!!! HOLY SHIT, HE JUST POWERBOMBED THE VERY SOUL OUT OF HIM, XANDER PAYNE SCREAMS OUT IN TRIUMPH, OUT FOR BLOOD!!! CALLING FOR THE ‘PAYNEKILLER’ PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!! THIS IS IT, HE’S GOT HIM HOOKED!!

Stew-O: DRAY FINDS A WAY OUT, ESCAPING THE GRASP OF XANDER, NOW SNAPPING HIM TOT HE CANVAS, HE TAKES THE ANKLE!!! DRAY FONTANA WITH THE ANKLE LOCK, THIS COULD BE IT, XANDER PAYNE IS NOWHERE NEAR A ROPE!!! THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE END, HOW THE FUCK HAS DRAY MANAGED TO FIND HIMSELF IN THE MIDST OF VICTORY AFTER ALL THIS?!?!? DRAY IS GOING TO TAKE THIS RIGHT HERE, HE’S GOING TO TAP!!!! XANDER’S DONE!!! JUST TAP ALREADY!!!!

Stew-O: XANDER GRASPING AT THE ROPES, INCHING HIS WAY THERE, BUT HE’LL BE TOO LATE!!! DRAY NOW PULLS HIM TO THE CENTER, GIVING XANDER TIME TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!! BUT HIS ANKLE GIVES OUT AND HE DROPS AGAIN, DRAY NOW WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE!!! THAT RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE, HOLY SHIT, ‘THE PRINCE’S’ CORONATION WILL BE HERE MOMENTARILY, HE’S GOT THE CHAMPION DOWN AND OUT!!! LIFITNG THE BODY OF XANDER ONE FINAL TIME!!!! DRAY OFF THE ROPES WITH A ‘FANNNTTAAAAANNNNTTTAAAA 99999-’ WHAT THE HELL, XANDER MANAGES TO CATCH DRAY, LOOKING TO COUNTER AT THE LAST MOMENT INTO A ‘PAYNEKILLER’, BUT DRAY SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ESCAPE OUT THE BACK ONCE AGAIN, SHOWING THE HEART OF A TRUE CHAMPION!!! ANOTHER ‘PARAMOUNT’ TO THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE, WHO ROPS TO THE CANVAS!!!! NOW DRAY FONTANA HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE, DIVES FOR THE ‘RAPTURE KILLER’!!!!! HE NAIIILLLSSSSS ITTTT!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAY FONTANA WITH A ‘RAPTURREEEE KILLLERRRRR’ SKSKSKSKSKSKKKKAO!!!!! THIS IS IT, DRAY BRINGING XANDER TO HIS FET FOR THE CURTAIN CALL, THE FINALE, HIS MAGNUM OPUS IS NOW!!! ‘FONTANAAAANNNAAAAAAAAAA 999777777777777’!!!!!!! DRAY MONTANA HAS DONE IT, THIS IS IT, SURELY, ONE LAST PINFALL!!!! DRAY OES FOR THE COVER!!!!

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

(TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: DRAY DID IT! DRAY DID IT!! DRAY DID IT!!!! DRAY FONTANA IS FUCKING REAL AND HIS TIME IS NOW!!!!

Stephie love: HERE IS YOUR WINNNNEERRRR, ANNNDDDD NEWWWWWWWWW, ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURRRREEE CHAMMMPPPIIIOOONNN, DRAAAAYYYY FONNTTAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA JUST PULLED THIS OFF! CLEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: My god, I can barely breathe. What a match, what superstars, what a victory for Dray Fontana, who finally sees his first EAW gold.

(Dray Fontana on his knees, barely able to stand, dramatically rises to his feet with the Pure title around his shoulder.)

Jake Mercer: Through all odds, against all the hate, Dray Fontana just pulled this off, and has become your brand new Pure champion. What a story. Dray Fontana has written himself an amazing tale and will undoubtedly be returning to Dynasty with gold-wrapped tightly around his waist. An amazing effort to both men, but Dray Fontan’s time is now. Operation Doomsday will be back with more action coming up momentarily! Congratulations, Dray Fontana, and new!!!!

(Operation: Doomsday fades to a commercial break.)

(A commercial for a new Documentary about the BBB Division! Exclusive interviews by none other than The Woogieman, El Landerson and many more talking about the struggles that it takes to sustain being one of the most highly competitive divisions in EAW to the max. It ends with everyone in the division instigating a brawl and The Woogieman throwing Provencal into the ocean)

Stephie Love: OUR NEXT MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: AND IT IS A SINGLES MATCH!

(The slow build up begins as ‘Father Stretch My Hands Part 1’ begins to play. The crowd is instantly split but majority decide to boo as the familiar church sample plays on loop. Suddenly, the song switches as the choirs voices swell. Lastly, an iconic producer tag plays right as the black curtains split open.)

IF YOUNG METRO DONT TRUST YOU IMA SHOOT YOU

(Our emerges Charlie Marr, arms spread, chin high.)

Kid Cudi: BEAUTIFUL MORNING! YOU’RE THE SUN OF MY MORNING, BABE!!!!

(Charlie Marr stands angelic on the top of the stage as the split crowd fully turns to boos.)

Stephie Love: FIRST…ON HIS WAY TO THE RING! HAILING FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, THE UNITED KINGDOM…WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 240 POUNDS…THE LOST DISCIPLE…CHAAAAAAARLIEEEEE MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

Stew-O: This is a match between two iconic wrestlers who have reinvented themselves in this still freshly opened season 14. Charlie Marr was a man who thrusted himself into a toxic, libertine lifestyle and following PFP, he has been reborn. That loss took a lot from him and he has turned about face and begun to follow god.

Flannery McCoy: Some people, mainly Impact, think this is all a farce. Charlie still shows flashes of the arrogance and disrespectful ways of his older self. He may be diving head first into the good book and tossing quotes from the holy scriptures in his promos, but he’s still as tough and cunning as he ever was.

Jake Mercer: Look, regardless of what religion he practices, he still is a former World Champion. Charlie Marr has found a new pathway that he believes will help cleanse his soul and bring him happiness and it clearly has brought about this bitter conflict with his opponent tonight.

Stew-O: Both men happen to be former World Champions, Jake. But, I do hope the sincerity of his religious expression can possibly bring about a less sadistic version of Marr. Many people believe this is all just an excuse for him to cover for his sinister actions.

Jake Mercer: If it is, it makes a lot of sense why Kanye West is the artist who makes him theme music.

(Charlie walks down the ramp and takes a few deep breaths before sliding under the bottom rope. Marr slides all the way to the center before getting to one knee. Charlie raises both hands high, as if he was praising god, before bringing them together and literally holding a silent prayer.)

Flannery McCoy: What’s he praying for?

Jake Mercer: SHUSH, LET THE MAN PRACTICE HIS RELIGION! We don’t say anything about you and your Scientology shit you be on.

Flannery McCoy: What? I’m not a Scientologist!

Jake Mercer: Yea, aight…

(As Marr is wrapping up his prayer, his music fades out.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT!!!

(‘I Gave You Power’ By Nas begins to play as the booing is preceded by a loud pop of cheers. The arena lights begin to flicker brilliantly. The cheers quickly turn negative as the N-Word laden intro plays right into the next song. ‘Can I Live?’ By Jay Z blasts out the speakers as that intro plays as well.)

Stephie Love: HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON…

(Out walks Impact in his diamond patterned ring tights. Impact takes a few steps on the ramp before literally turning his back to the camera and spreading his arms and fists to the side.)

Stephie Love: WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…HE IS THE REMIX…IMMMMMMMPAAAACT!!!

(Impact slowly begins walking backwards as he mouths some words to himself, tilts his head to the sky, and closes his eyes.)

Jake Mercer: WE GOT A WILD IMPACT RIGHT HERE LIVE IN THE IMPACT ZONE, BABY! I wonder if this home field advantage has Charlie Marr spooked?

Flannery McCoy: We are in New Jersey, Impact is from Seattle, and you are the only person that calls this the Impact Zone. Will you just park your biases outside and join us rational people here tonight?

Jake Mercer: Lets be honest, behind BIG LC, Impact might be my favorite elitist going. Ever since he was a young baby face Impact wrestling in the bingo halls and middle school gyms for Cartwheel Athletics Commision Wrestling, I knew he would be somebody someday. That former CAC Wrestling International Champion has carved out quite the career here in the big leagues and now he’s ready to remix everything we knew about him tonight!

Stew-O: Remix or original, Impact is a superstar if there ever was one. But, maybe Charlie Marr burying Impact have him a second wind…

Flannery McCoy: Or perhaps, Charlie just spoiled the ending of tonight’s match and he is truly going to bury Impact’s career once in for all.

(Impact stops short of the ring apron before he turns around and stares at Charlie Marr. Charlie is in one corner of the ring, squat down, holding the middle ropes. Impact grabs on the bottom and middle ropes and pulls himself onto the apron. The two men lock eyes as Marr quickly hops up from the corner and walks steadfast towards Impact. Impact stands on the apron as Marr gets right in his face.)

Stew-O: Woah, Charlie isn’t wasting anytime as Impact isn’t even in the ring yet!

Flannery McCoy: Looks like Charlie is mourning off to Impact as Impact shakes his head! The referee quickly slides in between both competitors.

Charlie Marr off mic: You can still walk away, I don’t have to beat the devil out of you if you just go away and never return.

Impact off mic: If you don’t get the fuck out my-

Stew-O: PIE FACE BY IMPACT AS HE MUSHES CHARLIE MARR! THE REFEREE IS SHOVED OUT THE WAY AS IMPACT BEGINS CLIMBING IN THE RING AND-

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! CHARLIE MARR KICKS THE MIDDLE ROPE AND IT GOES RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S GROIN!

Stew-O: What a dirty maneuver!

Jake Mercer: Maybe he was kicking the rope out of frustration and Impact’s groin was just collateral damage? LORD FORGIVE HIM FOR HE DIDN’T MEAN TO SIN!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie grabs the bent down Impact and drags him fully into the ring as the referee forces him to go to a separate corner. Impact is visibly shaken from the inadvertent but likely on purpose low blow but he is pulling himself up off the ground and making his way to a corner.

Stew-O: The referee chastises Charlie who wipes his hands on his thighs and gives what seems like a half assed apology to my eyes. The referee warns Charlie before finally going to check on Imp.

Referee: Are you capable of continuing?

Impact off mic: The White Mamba don’t quit, fuck boy.

(DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: And the action finally begins as Charlie slowly walks towards Impact. Impact shakes his head and tries to rush Marr as KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY IMPACT MAKES A LOUD SLAP ACROSS THE CHEST OF CHARLIE!

Jake Mercer: Charlie takes a step back as Impact still seems to be favoring that groin a bit. Impact grabs the back of Marr’s skull and another knife edge chop connects to Charlie’s chest as Marr takes another step back. Impact grabs the back of Marr’s head once more and goes for another chop that connects and backs Charlie into his original corner.

Stew-O: Impact grabs Charlie by the wrist and takes two huge steps back before Irish whipping Charlie right into the opposite corner with enormous power…BAM! CHARLIE’S BACK BUCKLES UPON HITTING THE TURNBUCKLE!

Flannery McCoy: Impact seems to be unphased by that groin shot now as he begins to warm up. Charlie is hunched over and still stuck in that corner as Impact rushes him again!

Jake Mercer: SPINNING WHEEL KICK-NO!

Stew-O: THE POWER! CHARLIE CATCHES IMPACT AS HE GOES FOR THE SPINNING WHEEL KICK AND RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH HIM IN HIS ARMS…BACKBREAKER BY MARR IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: That was a text book backbreaker!

Jake Mercer: I bet you he learned that one from Sam “BACKBREAKER” McKinney over in Liverpool. Charlie Marr really is a student of the game!

Stew-O: Marr has Impact on the ground in tremendous pain as he rises up and rubs his now red chest. Marr begins stomping away at the midsection of Impact as Imp struggles to fend him off. Charlie snatches Impact up by his hair and grabs him closely. He hooks his head under his arm and SNAP SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THAT SPINE BY CHARLIE!

Flannery McCoy: Marr focusing on that back right now as he quickly pops up and stomps away again on the lower spine area of Impact.

Stew-O: Impact grabs the foot of Marr but Charlie just puts his entire weight down and stomps on him in the face! Charlie drags impact by his feet towards the middle of the ring and begins to lift him off the ground by his hair again.

Flannery McCoy: Charlie kicks Impact in the fun and puts his head between his legs. Looks like he’s going for a power bomb as he wraps his arms around Impact’s body.

Stew-O: Impact senses this and shoves Marr away! Impact goes for a lariat but Marr ducks! Kick to the gut by Charlie as he quickly puts him back into position…CHARLIE LIFTS IMP HIGH ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…

Flannery McCoy: FALLING POW-NO! IMPACT STRIKES OVER AND OVER WITH CLOSED FISTS TO MARR’S HEAD! RIGHT HANDS TAPPING HIS OPPONENTS SKULL, IMPACT IS FIGHTING TO BREAK FREE…

Jake Mercer: HE DOES! IMPACT FORCES CHARLIE TO DROP HIM AS IMPACT LANDS ON HIS FEET AND KEEPS AFTER HIS OPPONENT! STEP UP ENZIGURI! Impact cracks the side of Marr’s head with that one as Impact lands on one knee and Marr staggers backwards. Charlie is trying to shake off that kick but Impact keeps going…IMPACT SPRINTS TO THE RING ROPES, BOUNCES, AND CHARGES CHARLIE…SPINNING WHEEL KICK!!

Stew-O: Fantastic footwork from The Remix himself as Marr is now down on the mat and Impact is getting back up himself. Marr is the one trying to block the feet of Impact as Imp begins stomping away at the chest of his opponent. Impact is relentless as he keeps on putting his foot right into Marr but Marr is sliding away trying to avoid the contact. Marr keeps sliding as he gets closer to the ropes and WAIT MARR DRAGS HIMSELF UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Flannery McCoy: Marr has his torso on the ring apron as the referee jumps in front of Impact in an effort to stop him from attacking. The referee warns Imp that with Marr being in the ropes, that Impact can’t touch him.

Jake Mercer: Always thought that was a weird rule myself but dem be the rules I guess.

Stew-O: Impact stares at the referee as he looks over the ref’s shoulder and sees Marr trying to pull himself completely onto the apron. Imp raises his hands and waits as Charlie smiles and shakes his head.

Charlie Marr off mic: You deviant. I just needed to catch a breather…now, I’m going to baptize you and-

Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE GETS A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!

Jake Mercer: IMPACT KICKS THE RING ROPES AS CHARLIE ENTERS THE RING AND HITS HIM IN THE GROIN!

Stew-O: Payback is a mother you know wh-

Jake Mercer: FUCKER! PAYBACK IS A MOTHERFUCKER AND THE IMPACT ZONE IS ROCKING AFTER THAT REMIX BY THE REMIX HIMSELF!

Flannery McCoy: Impact grabs Charlie and drags him into the ring. Impact tosses Charlie into the middle as Impact climbs out onto the apron. Charlie is clutching his groin like Imp did earlier and he looks to be in as much if not more pain as he does it. Impact grabs the top rope and begs Charlie to stand. Marr slowly rises but he is unaware at what Imp is up to.

Impact off mic: GET UP YOU STUPID, BIBLE THUMPING, SON OF A BITCH!

Stew-O: Marr is up and he finally sees Impact as IMPACT LEAPS OFF THE APRON, PLANTS HIS FEET ON THE TOP ROPE, AND SHOOTS HIGH IN THE AIR!

Flannery McCoy: SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE FACE AS MARR GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING, ROLLING BACKWARDS, AND LANDING FACE FIRST ON THE MAT!

Jake Mercer: VINTAGE IMPACT HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stew-O: Imp rolls to one knee, sees Charlie is down, and goes over to his body. Impact drags him by the arm to the center of the ring, rolls him over, and goes for the pin! Cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNMNNNNNEEEE!!!!

TW-NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Flannery McCoy: He gets his shoulder up, Charlie breaks up the pin before the second count! Impact instantly hops off Marr, drags him to his feet, and Irish whips him right into the ring ropes…CHARLIE BOUNCES OFF AND IS CAUGHT BY IMPACT AS IMP SPINS HIS OPPPONENT IN THE AIR…TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER ONTO CHARLIE MARR BY IMPACT!

Jake Mercer: The Remix just folded Charlie like a lawn chair my goodness, more payback it seems after Charlie hit Imp with a backbreaker of his own earlier.

Stew-O: Charlie writhing due to pain he felt from that backbreaker as Impact rises to his feet. Impact backs away, now stalking his opponent, as Marr is slowly trying to get back into this fight. As Marr rises, Impact manages to stay hidden behind him until Charlie turns and NO! Impact ducks a wild right hand from Charlie Marr, goes around behind him, and wraps his arms around his neck…MILLENNIAL INCINERATOR! Impact’s Cobra Clutch is now locked in on Charlie Marr! Marr is stuck in the center of the ring as Impact begins choking the life out of his rival!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie is looking dazed as Impact has effectively slowed this fight down and has Marr gasping for air!

Jake Mercer: Chokes like that are strong enough to kill a man and I don’t want to implicate Imp for any unsolved mysteries but…let’s just say if you are from the Toledo area and want to know what happened to a former wrestler named Marty Renetti…Maybe ask Impact about that entire situation! That was the first time Impact made somebody disappear but it wasn’t the last!

Stew-O: Charlie Marr is slowly starting to disappear as that choke is wearing him down. His arms are beginning to slip away as he can’t keep trying to tug loose. Impact is pulling back as Charlie’s feet begin to dangle! Charlie Marr could possibly pass out if he doesn’t-OH!

Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE HIP THRUSTS AND JABS IMPACT’S STOMACH WITH HIS REAR! Impact drops Charlie feet first on the ground but keeps at it with that cobra clutch. Charlie bends forward as Impact leaps and is now on Marr’s back. Charlie is carrying Impact as he desperately tries to get him off. Impact refuses to let go as Charlie…WAIT! CHARLIE SQUATS DOWN…LEAPS IN THE AIR…HE GRABS IMPACT’S LEGS…HE LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK AND SQUASHES IMPACT ON THE GROUND!

Stew-O: IMPACT IS FORCED TO LET GO FINALLY AS MARR BEGINS DESPERATELY GASPING GOT OXYGEN! Charlie is dry heaving as he gets on his hands and knees. Marr looks up to the heavens and gives a head nod as he looks over to see Impact favoring his spine once again. Charlie crawls to the ring ropes as Impact slowly rolls off his back and to his feet. As Impact begins to get up, Charlie slaps his knee and charges…

Flannery McCoy: RUNNING BIG BOOT BY CHARLIE MARR! HE TAKES IMPACT’S HEAD OFF AS IMP CRASHES BACKWARDS AND LANDS RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDER BLADES! Impact is on the ground rolling as Charlie Marr stands tall.

Stew-O: Charlie walks over to Impact, lifts him off the ground, Irish whips him into the ring ropes, and waits for him to walk back…THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr’s signature SPINEBUSTER! Impact is back on his back and laid flat as Marr hooks both legs and goes for a cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: Impact refuses to stay down as he kicks right out of that brutal Headmaster Ritual. A lot of men and women wouldn’t survive a spinebuster that stiff. That’s that unreal endurance Impact possesses. Biblical ability in a sense.

Stew-O: Don’t let Charlie hear that! Marr grabs Impact. Marr gets Impact off the ground, he hooks both arms, I think Charlie is ready to end this…THE QUEEN IS DE-NO!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT SPINS OUT OF IT! Charlie attempted his double underhook ddt but was incapable of landing it as Impact gets away! Impact spins Charlie around, IMP GRABS THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD…IMP LEAPS AND PUTS HIS KNEES IN CHARLIE’S CHEST…EVISCERATION!!!

Jake Mercer: …NO! CHARLIE GRABS IMPACT’S LEGS AND CATCHES HIM! Imp went for his double knee facebuster but Charlie and his strength made that null and void! CHARLIE TOSSES IMPACT IN THE AIR, IMPACT FLAILS LIKE CRAZY, IMPACT BEGINS TO FALL AS CHARLIE LEAPS UP! CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE LANDS THE DISCUSS LARIAT TO IMPACT MIDAIR AND SENDS THE REMIX CRASHING ON HIS NECK!

Stew-O: JESUS CHRIST I THINK WE JUST WITNESS A MIRACLE! Charlie pulled that discuss lariat from out of nowhere as Impact rolls and slides halfway out of the ring!

Flannery McCoy: Marr is on his hands and knees gathering his thoughts as he goes to reach for Impact who rolls out of the ring!

Jake Mercer: Impact lands flat on his stomach on the floor mats as the referee looks over to begin the count.

Referee: ONE!!! TWO!! THREE!!

Stew-O: Impact is flat on his stomach as Charlie looks at the referee and then back to where Impact fell out.

Referee: FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact is slowly stirring as Charlie slides out of the ring and goes after him. Impact looks to be in awful shape as Charlie grabs him by his hair and the back of his tights and tosses him back in the ring.

Stew-O: Charlie could have left Impact on the ground outside and won via count out but given the war of words these men shared, I highly doubt Charlie is looking for that type of victory.

Flannery McCoy: Marr is a man with a purpose tonight. Charlie has one goal and that is to bury Impact’s career for a second time and he’s on a self proclaimed divine mission to do just that. Charlie slides to through the bottom rope and stands over the now crawling Impact.

Charlie Marr off mic: Have you accepted Christ into your life? No? Well…

BANG!

Jake Mercer: STIFF HEADBUTT BY CHARLIE MARR DAZES HIM BUT CRACKS IMPACT!

Stew-O: That was disgusting! Impact falls flat on his backside as Charlie takes a step back, checking his own forehead for blood. Impact eyes glass over as Charlie shakes off the pain and rushes over to drag Impact up. Charlie grabs the back of Impact’s head with both hands, cocks back, and BAM! NO! IMPACT RETALIATION CONFIRMED AS IMP RESPONDS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN!

Impact off mic: Accept that, bitch.

Flannery McCoy: Charlie backs up as now he checks for blood and yes…Charlie has a gash over his right eyebrow!

Jake Mercer: Charlie staggers but he shakes it off and rushes…HEADBUTT BY CHARLIE AS IMPACT DROPS TO ONE KNEE! Impact checks his forehead and now he has blood pouring like a water fountain!

Stew-O: Both men look like the very definition of concussion but both refuse to stay down! Charlie stands in the center of the ring as Impact stands as well. Both men are fuming as neither man is willing to give up and let the other see him fall! Impact cocks back and ANOTHER BRUTAL HEADBUTT AS THE SICKENING THUD MAKES OUR SOCIALLY DISTANCED FANS SQUIRM!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie falls all the way back to the ropes, bounces off, and puts his entire body into it as ANOTHER HEADBUTT CONNECTS! Neither man is protecting themselves as this tough guy act both men are doing could shorten their illustrious careers with every hit!

Jake Mercer: This is not for the faint of heart at all.

Stew-O: Charlie grabs the back of Impact’s head with his right hand. Impact grabs Charlie’s right wrist. Charlie shakes his head as he cocks back once again and-

Flannery McCoy: HEADBUTT!!!!

Stew-O: NO! IMPACT BARREL ROLLS AWAY AND CHARLIE MISSES! CHARLIE TURNS AS IMPACT RUSHES! FIST OF FURY!

Flannery McCoy: NO!

Stew-O: CHARLIE DUCKS!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT FOLLOWS THROUGH!

BAM!

Jake Mercer: IMPACT HITS THE REFEREE!

Stew-O: OH NO! THE REF STAGGERS BACK AND LANDS FACE DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Impact sees this and pauses before wiping blood from his face and turns as CHARLIE!

Jake Mercer: CHARRING CROSS!!!

Stew-O: NO!! IMPACT AVOIDS THE DISCUSS LARIAT! IMPACT DUCKS, HE TURNS, HE AND CHARLIE COCK BACK AND DOUBLE HEADBUTT! BOTH MEN COLLIDE AND BOTH MEN LAND FLAT ON THEIR BACKS! Charlie lays flat, Impact lays flat, both men are out and so is the referee. Wait…

Flannery McCoy: The referee begins to stir. Yes, the referee rises! Impact and Charlie are out cold as the referee stands and begins to count on both men!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Jake Mercer: This could be a double count out if neither man can answer to the ten count!

Stew-O: A brutal singles match like this ending that way would be poetic but neither man in that ring tonight would live with themselves if it ended via a double disqualification.

Referee: FIVE!!! SIX!!!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie slowly rises, sitting up, his face covered in blood!

Referee: SEVEN!! EIGHT!!

Jake Mercer: Impact…HE SITS UP! HIS EYES BLOODIER THAN A MUTILATED PIG!

Referee: NINE!

Flannery McCoy: Both men make it to one knee…both men rise!

Jake Mercer: Charlie is dazed…Impact is woozy. The blood is dropping like flies as both men meet in the middle of the ring.

Stew-O: European uppercut from Charlie! Knife edge chop from Imp! Right hook from Marr! Open palm slap by Impact! Both men are striking away as WAIT IMPACT IS ROCKED BY A HIGH RISING DROPKICK FROM MARR! IMPACT IS SENT TO THE CORNER AS MARR IS FINDING THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT DEEP INSIDE! Impact is in the corner, slowly slipping down to the middle turnbuckle…

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT LEANS HALF WAY THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPE AS CHARLIE IS REACHING FOR HIM! THE REFEREE INTERVENES!

Referee: CMON CHARLIE, YOU KNOW THE RULES!

Charlie Marr off mic: :russwtf:

Referee: :whoa:

Jake Mercer: WAIT, IMPACT GRABS INSIDE HIS TIGHTS! HES GONNA HIT CHARLIE WITH THAT WHITE MAMBA!

Stew-O: IMPACT HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HANDS! CHARLIE AND THE REFEREE CANT SEE IT! CHARLIE WIPES HIS BLOODY FACE AS IMPACT PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE ROPES! The referee is sandwiched between the two men as Impact grabs a hold of the official!

Referee: :whoa: Imp, what now?!

Impact off mic: :adpeek:

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! IMPACT THROWS HIS OTHER HAND BEHIND THE REFEREE AS WHITE POWDER FLIES RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF CHARLIE MARR!!

Jake Mercer: ITS SALT! IMPACT JUST CHUCKED SALT IN THE EYES OF MARR!

Stew-O: THE REMIX JUST PULLED OUT HIS OLD DIRTY TRICK!

Flannery McCoy: Thats despicable!

Jake Mercer: VINTAGE IMPACT IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!

Stew-O: CHARLIE STAGGERS AS THE SALT INFLICTS MORE PAIN AS IT SEEPS INTO HIS BLOODY FACE! IMPACT SIDE STEPS THE REFEREE AND CHARGES CHARLIE!

Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE DIDNT SEE A THING AS IMPACT LEAPS IN THE AIR! KNEES TO THE CHEST! HANDS BEHIND THE HEAD!

Stew-O: EVISCERATION!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACE BUSTING CODE BREAKER JUST MURDERS CHARLIE AS MARR IS OUT COLD AND ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT SLOWLY LIFTS ONE ARM AND DRAPES IT OVER CHARLIE! COVER!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Can I Live?’ By Jay Z begins to play as the building loses its mind. Charlie’s eyes are covered in salt and blood as Impact rises with the most distant stare in his eyes. Clearly both men have concussions but Impact is the only one standing.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…THE REMIX…IMPACT!!!

Jake Mercer: That was Vintage Impact live in full effect here at the world famous the Impact Zone and he still managed to Remix his old bag of tricks as

Flannery McCoy: C’mon, Jake. Vintage Impact, Remix Impact, That guy is a former multiple time World Champion who met his match with the mighty Charlie Marr and resorted to throwing salt in his opponents eyes to gain the advantage he needed.

Stew-O: Regardless how he did it, he did it. Both men waged a brawl and only one warrior remains standing. Salt was the weapon but it wasn’t the end all be all. Salute to both men. I wish it had a more fair and balanced ending all things considered.

(Impact gets dizzy and begins leaning on the referee. The blood loss and the consecutive headbutts between he and Marr has worn him out as the referee helps carry him towards the ring ropes.)

Flannery McCoy: Charlie and his “redemption” act as a born again Christian may have just experienced another set back as he continues to try to climb back to the promise land he once occupied.

Jake Mercer: Charlie looked fantastic but it was Imp’s show tonight it seems. I hope both men continue to reinvent themselves?

(Lastly we see Charlie slowly rising, eyes blinded, blood pouring, shame in his face as the scene fades out.)

(A commercial for Camp Xander Payne is shown with obviously no different reference to Camp Showdown. Learn to be a responsible human being and who knows, maybe even learn to control your weight too)

(Operation: Doomsday reopens to an undisclosed area backstage. The bearded beauty with the piercing blue eyes, Charlie Marr, is seen pacing around. He is still in his ring gear, despite going through Hell and back with Impact earlier. He is sporting war wounds, not bothering to seek medical attention or clean himself up yet. Obviously he is pissed off after losing, and that frustration is written all over his face. Charlie hasn’t really hidden the fact he wants to get back into the world championship picture and become a two-time champion, and setbacks like tonight are roadblocks that Charlie really isn’t in the mood to navigate right now. ‘The Lost Disciple’ takes his anger out on the wall, before storming towards a steel chair and sinking down in it. Charlie rakes a hand down his sexy beard and is deep in thought when a perfectly manicured hand lands on his shoulder and gives it a squeeze. Charlie looks up and the camera pans up, revealing a slender female body clad in a pair of tight, black spandex bootie shorts and a cropped referee’s shirt. Obviously the hand belongs to Charlie’s former associate and the Co-General Manager of Dynasty, Veena Adams. Veena flashes her charming smile at Charlie.)

Veena Adams: Tough loss.

Charlie Marr: What the fuck do you want?

(Veena is not at all put off at Charlie’s attitude towards her. In fact, all it does is make her smile shine a little brighter.)

Veena Adams: Weren’t you just demanding to see me last week because I’m like the only person who understands your value? You know as well as I do that I’m the last person you need to get some kind of attitude with. I actually came to see you because I DO understand the caliber of athlete you are.

(Charlie raises an eyebrow, having heard this speech before, however he is curious as to what this is leading up too. Veena is someone who is back in power now, which means whatever she wants, is something that will likely end up being mutually beneficial to Charlie as well.)

Charlie Marr: I’m listening.

Veena Adams: Of course you are because you can’t help yourself when it comes to me.

(Veena states this as a fact and Charlie does not argue with her.)

Veena Adams: We both know that the first tri-branded free-per-view is on the horizon. Territorial Invasion is a big deal for everyone involved. War Games was a fucking disaster last year thanks to those stupid dumb cunts winning the match. Whenever I think of that, it just makes me sick. I fucking hate them so much.

(Charlie can’t help but smirk.)

Charlie Marr: Territorial Invasion went pretty good for me last year, to be honest. I cucked that bitch Rex, keeping him away from his true love, which is world championship gold, because we know that bitter little barren whore Raven isn’t what really keeps Rex warm at night. Territorial Invasion was pretty much the start of my era of dominance over on Voltage.

Veena Adams: Then Voltage forgot about you once Blandrea Valenwhore got her slut hands on that championship…

Charlie Marr: 🙂

Veena Adams: StarrStan and I have been discussing Territorial Invasion and our vision for Dynasty going forward, and I want to talk to you about the Brand Warfare match. Showdown stupidly named Cumswalla GapingHole Ava their captain, and she’s already picked another little pussy to join her, and Gawd knows what Matty is going to do. I look at the Voltage roster and see undeserving moron after moron, not to mention a multitude of entitled whores who are better off sucking dick than competing in the ring. I know you’re bitter about how your time ended on Voltage, and quite frankly, so am I. Matty left me out dry and didn’t bother to even extend a helping hand to me after that condescending little hypocrite, who’s name I don’t feel like saying because she’s already getting too much attention that she does not deserve, sent me packing from Voltage. He could have given me my job back, but he didn’t, so I pretty much hate him, and I know you do too.

Charlie Marr: I think that goes without saying. The guy treated me like shit despite the fact I brought him the biggest ratings Voltage has ever had. Everyone wanted to see what Charlie Marr was going to do next, and the second that pissy whore got her hands on the EAW World Championship, the show fucking tanked, and it deserved that kind of death.

Veena Adams: I agree. I was hoping Bloodsport would be the final nail in the brand’s coffin this year seeing as how it almost was last year, but I’ll give it to Matty. He’s a smart man. You wouldn’t think someone that handsome and adorable, and fashionable would be so smart, but he is.

Charlie Matt: :skip: I mean hello. I’m the perfect example of someone who’s handsome and smart.

Veena Adams: Of course you are. But that’s not the point. Matty has played it safe this year and made Bloodsport unsponsored and unsanctioned. Even if someone actually dies, EAW can’t be held liable and no sponsors are going to be pissed off. Everyone ends up happy. I hate it. I don’t want them to be successful. StarrStan has a plan for War Games, and I’m going to make sure we assemble the best possible team for Brand Warfare. I refuse to let our former brand be victorious this year in any capacity, and the fact Showdown is trusting the worst fucking Ava of them all to lead them :mjlol:

Charlie Marr: Imagine being so desperate that you gotta spread your legs for Terry Chambers :mjlol:

Veena Adams: Ugh just the thought of that makes me sick, and she actually liked him when he was fat.

Charlie Marr (in a mocking voice): I liked you for your heart, Terry. I’m not superficial like the rest of my skanky sisters.

Veena Adams (in a mocking voice): That’s so sweet Consuela. I’m grateful someone other than my meth addicted ex-wife and bastard children pretend to care about me because let’s face it…

Charlie Marr (in a mocking voice): I know… Trinity couldn’t never find your dick, Terry, because you were so fat. Clearly the little brats aren’t yours but you can pretend my demon is yours, if you’d like.

Veena Adams (in a mocking voice): That’s very sweet of you Cam- I mean Consuela. I would love to be a father to a kid that doesn’t even have a real mother in its life.

(Charlie and Veena can’t help but chuckle because honestly, they’re hilarious. Their eyes meet and both of them share the same nefarious thoughts.)

Veena Adams: You’re the first person I’m approaching for the Dynasty Brand Warfare team because I know the hate you have in that cold, black heart of yours. You want to see Voltage destroyed and you owe Cuntsuela the beating of a lifetime. Everything else is icing on the cake.

(Charlie thinks for a moment, but ultimately he knows what his decision is going to be. It’s almost a no-brainer.)

Charlie Marr: I got you.

(An evil smile spreads across Veena’s face and she claps her hands.)

Charlie Marr: What are you going to do for me in return?

(Veena places her hands on Charlie’s shoulders and leans down so her lips are close to his ear. She wants to make sure Charlie hears her words clearly.)

Veena Adams: You know how this works. Win the match and then we’ll negotiate.

(She straightens up, pats him on the head, and saunters away. Charlie watches her go, but there’s no mistaking the look on his face. He’s been given free reign to destroy people on multiple brands.)

Charlie Marr: :ciampa:

(It’s exactly the type of opportunity he needs right now.)

(Operation: Doomsday fades back to the ringside area.)

( “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to echo throughout the performance center and is accompanied by an extremely positive pop from the socially distanced crowd in attendance. Andrea Valentine possesses a bold smile on her face as she steps out of the guerilla position and soaks in the big fight atmosphere. )

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 110 pounds.. AAANDRREAAAA VALLLENNNTTINNNNEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: There is a big fight feel atmosphere tonight. Well, actually every EAW free-per-view has that feeling attached to it, but we are about to be treated to what may be a match of the night contender between Andrea Valentine and Serena Bennett. Both female competitors are heading into this match with Pain For Pride losses and this is an incredible way to bounce back, but the question is? Who wants this win more?

Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine and Serena Bennett are two individuals who have made a huge impact within the land of Elite, and a majority of Elite Answers Wrestling fans have been waiting to see this match happen, and what some see as a dream match of the ages, is about to go down before our very eyes.

( “Surfin’ ft. Pharrell Williams” by Kid Cudi blasts through the speakers to a ear-splitting reception from the crowd as it prompts for Serena Bennett to make her appearance on the entranceway. Wearing her signature flamboyant gear, she ostentatiously strides down towards the ramp and into the squared circle. )

Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT! From Compton, California, weighing in at 114 pounds.. SERRREEEEENNNAAA BENNNNETTTTTTTT!!

( The camera transitions from Serena staring into the eyes of Andrea into Jake Mercer meditating atop the announce table. )

Jake Mercer: Breath in……. And out….. BREEAAATTHHHH INNNNNN… AANDDD OUTT!! Through the nose.. Come on Stew and Flanny, I am practicing serenity right here!

Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :dahell:

( DING! DING! DING! )

Flannery McCoy: “CAPTAIN’S HOOK”!!! SERENA BENNETT IMMEDIATELY STORMING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATES AND BULLDOZING ANDREA VALENTINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH HER PATENTED EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS SHE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!! NO WAY!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE POPS HER SHOULDER UP!! The quickness and power of that european uppercut sent her flying head-first into the middle turnbuckle and I am partially surprised that didn’t take her out for the full three count! However, these two are two of the most resilient elitists in the game, so this will be a good one! Serena Bennett grabs ahold of her wrist and Irish whips Valentine into the corner turnbuckles!

Jake Mercer: Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..

Flannery McCoy: Thank goodness we are provided monitors because Jake, you’re in my fucking way. Andrea crashes into the turnbuckles and walks RIGHT INTO A VICIOUS LEG SWEEP! She lands flat on her face before Serena runs to the side, rebounds off the ropes and DRILLS HER IN THE SIDE OF THE HER FACE WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!! SERENA GOES FOR THE SECOND PINFALL ATTEMPT IN THIS MATCH!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: KICK-OUT! Serena Bennett immediately places Valentine into a headlock from behind. She clearly needs to force more pain on the former world champion and by all means, Bennett will enforce her tough, son-of-a-bitch offence on you whenever she sees an opening, and right now, Bennett is in a very comfortable situation. But, that situation may fold into the hands of Valentine as she begins to struggle out of it!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine sends shoulder thrusts into her midsection, but Serena is quick to transition the headlock into a chinlock. She continues to apply pressure on her jaw, but Valentine is able to get her hands around her neck, drop down and STAGGER BENNETT WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER!! This opens the window of opportunity for Valentine to get her first proper offence in!

Stew-O: Valentine tries to quickly crawl into the corner, but Serena is one step ahead and grabs a hold of her leather boot! Serena pulls her back into her clutch and VALENTINE TWISTS AROUND, KIPS-UP OFF THE GROUND AND CAPSIZES BENNETT WITH A KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! An innovative way to get out of that precarious position as Valentine is now on her feet!

Flannery McCoy: Valentine is in full force here as Serena responds and charges into her! Valentine lifts her foot up to block her attack. Serena grabs her foot, positions it atop the middle rope and KICKS HER LEG! Valentine hops on one leg momentarily before she is Irish whipped into the opposite corner. ANDREA IS ABLE TO FIGHT THE PAIN AND SMOOTHLY SLIDE INTO THE CORNER AND EVADES IMPACT. SERENA CHARGES INTO HER AND GETS DRILLED WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!
Jake Mercer: Tranquilo, my amigos. I’m getting my peace of mind here, damn.

Stew-O: Jake, there’s a match going on right in front of you. Bennett is on spaghetti legs, struggling to stand fully on her two feet after that superkick as VALENTINE NOW SHOOTS OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, SNATCHES HER HEAD AND SPIKES BENNETT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SENSATIONAL JUMPING TORNADO DDT!! WHAT A DDT AS SHE MIGHT’VE BROKEN HER NECK!! SIDEPRESS COVER!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TW-

Flannery McCoy: BENNETT POWERS OUT! Valentine is going to need to quickly put more gas on the pedal as she now pulls her up to her feet and connects with a spinning heel kick to the midsection. Bennett is down onto one knee while VALENTINE SPRINTS INTO THE CORNER, MOVES UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND LOOKS TO BACKFLIP OFF!! CORNER MOONSAULT!!

Stew-O: BUT BENNETT SAW IT COMING AND KICKS THE LEGS OUT FROM BENEATH!! VALENTINE LANDS BRUTALLY ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! That landing made her fold like an accordion and Bennett now, hastily emerges to her feet and dashes into the opposite corner from Valentine! Valentine is reclined against the corner turnbuckles and whatever Bennett has in mind may not be good at all! THE DOUBLE KNEE METEORA INTO THE CORNER!

Flannery McCoy: VALENTINE SLINGSHOTS HERSELF OFF THE ROPES OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND CLOCKS BENNETT IN THE MUSHER WITH A DOUBLE-LEGGED KICK!! I THINK I SAW SOME SPIT FLYING OUT OF HER MOUTH AS VALENTINE PROCEEDS TO PERCH HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!!

Stew-O: VALENTINE SOARS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND SNATCHES BENNETT’S HEAD!! BUT SHE CAUGHT HER!! She was advancing for a second tornado ddt, but Bennett caught her and now whirls her up into the air! AND INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER?!?! NO!! VALENTINE IS ABLE TO MOVE AROUND AND SEND SERENA THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON WITH A HEADSCISSORS!!

Flannery McCoy: The headscissors does not force Bennett into the ringside floor as she held onto the ropes for dear life! But, whatever Valentine has in mind may change that as she steps through the ropes. BENNETT GRABS HER LEFT LEG AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE MIDDLE ROPE!! VALENTINE SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BENNETT HAS THIS MATCH IN HER FAVOUR YET AGAIN!

Jake Mercer: I just heard someone fall in front of me? Who’s there? WHO DARES INTRUDE ON MY PROPERTY?

Stew-O: BENNETT KICKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE RUNNING INTO HER AND MOVING AROUND HER BODY!! “REEL IT IN”!!! THE TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS OFF THE APRON, BUT LOOK!! ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGED TO LAND SAFELY ONTO HER FEET AS BENNETT CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! BENNETT IS AMAZED AND CONFUSED AS ANDREA GOES FOR HER FEET!! BENNETT JUMPS OVER HER OFFENSIVE ATTACKS AND NAILS HER WITH A SUPERKICK!! ANDREA REELS CLOSER TOWARDS US AS BENNETT NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND RUNS!!! AND DIVES ONTO ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A SENSATIONAL TOPE CON HILO!!! “FLY OR DIE” CONNECTS AS SHE SLIDES HER BACK INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER! COUNT IT, REF!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Flannery McCoy: VALENTINE POPS HER SHOULDER UP AND BENNETT IMMEDIATELY PUTS HER INTO A CHINLOCK!! Bennett is a submission magician of her own right and he is going to use that area of expertise to the fullest extent in this match without a doubt. Valentine depends on her strike and speed, and the second she softens her up and weakens her ability, will be the second that this match will be ball game for Serena Bennett.

Stew-O: Valentine is able to throw Bennett over her shoulders and escape the chinlock. Both elitists charge into each other in the middle of the ring! AND CLOCK EACH OTHER WITH THE SAME PUNCH!! PUNCHES IN STEREO AS THEY RUN INTO EACH OTHER AGAIN!! VALENTINE STEPS UP THE BODY OF BENNETT AND FLIPS BACKWARDS! AND SURPRISES BENNETT WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI FOLLOWING THE BACKFLIP!!

Flannery McCoy: Bennett is swaying as VALENTINE NOW MOVES UP THE TURNBUCKLES, FLIES BACKWARDS AND FLATTENS MS. CRIP-A-COLA IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A MARVELOUS ROUNDING MOONSAULT!! VALENTINE MANAGES TO LAND THE “MAGIC HOUR” AND GOES FOR THE SIDEPRESS COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TH-

Stew-O: KICK-OUT! Valentine almost had her number there, but Bennett stays alive in this match and pops her shoulder up at two. However, Valentine is seeking for the ending right here! Valentine is stalking Bennett from behind with a dangerous look on her face! Serena winds up to her feet with exhaustion while VALENTINE COMES FROM BEHIND AND HOPS ONTO THE BACK OF HER NECK!! “ATOMIC BLONDE”!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! SERENA DUCKED DOWN AND AVOIDED THE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER AS SHE NOW HOOKS THE SIDE FROM BEHIND!! AND PLANTS VALENTINE WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! AND SHE’S NOT DONE NOW AS SHE ROLLS OVER AND CLUTCHES THAT ARMS! AND ATTEMPTS TO PUT HER INTO THE ANACONDA VOICE!! OH NO!! THE SECOND SERENA PUTS HER IN THE “TRAP QUEEN”, THAT IS IT FOR VALENTINE!!

Stew-O: VALENTINE IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE COVER AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS QUICKLY GET UP TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME! BENNETT STRIKES FIRST WITH A YAKUZA KICK. Valentine grabs her foot and holds it in place before spinning her around. BENNETT ROTATES AND JUMPS UP FOR A SPINNING ENZIGURI!! BUT VALENTINE DUCKS THE FOOT AND NAILS HER WITH AN AXE KICK!!

Flannery McCoy: A BRUTAL AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS VALENTINE PROCEEDS TO TWIST AROUND!! AND JUMP UP!! A DISCUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS!! NO!! BENNET DUCKS THE KICK AND CLOCKS VALENTINE WITH A HEADBUTT!! THAT ROCKS HER COMPLETELY!! Valentine rebounds off the ropes, almost instinctively and BLASTS BENNETT WITH A DEVASTATING SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!

Stew-O: WAIT!! SERENA DUCKED THE BACK ELBOW AT THE LAST SECOND AND PICKED HER UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS, BUT ANDREA IMMEDIATELY ROLLS ONTO HER FEET!! ANDREA WITH A POSSESSED LOOK ON HER FACE AS SHE WAS COMPLETELY UNHARMED BY THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT CAN’T BELIEVE IT! VALENTINE SPINS AROUND AND CLOCKS BENNETT WITH THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! THE ROUNDHOUSE CONNECTS ACROSS THE EAR AS VALENTINE NOW RUNS AND HANDSPRINGS INTO THE ROPES!! AND BACKWARDS INTO BENNETT WITH A BACK ELBOW!!

Stew-O: BENNETT COUNTERS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX IN MID-AIR!! WITH A BRIDGE!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR-

Flannery McCoy & Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!

Jake Mercer: I AM MEDITATING HERE. STOP BEING SO LOUD. USE YOUR INDOOR VOICES OR SOMETHING.

( Stew-O grabs a ballpoint pen and drives it into the back of Mercer’s head. Jake Mercer stumbles backwards into his office chair. )

Stew-O: One day I am going to commentate a match without being fucked over with a headache. Andrea Valentine and Serena Bennett with an amazing, fast-paced sequence right there and it culminated with Valentine’s neck being forced into the canvas, but Andrea remains alive in this match. Bennett now grabs her wrist and begins to twist around… IS SHE GOING FOR THE “TIP TOE”????

Jake Mercer: Where the fuck do you see Serena walking on her tip toes?

Flannery McCoy: SERENA PULLS HER IN FOR THE WIND-UP BICYCLE KICK!! BUT VALENTINE GRABS HER LEGS IN MID-AIR, TUMBLES OVER AND PINS HER DOWN WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK PIN!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THR-

Stew-O: SERENA ESCAPES OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT! Bennett and Valentine get up to their feet at the same time and COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER!!! THEY BOTH CONNECT WITH A FOREARM SMASH AT THE SAME TIME!! VALENTINE IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE WHILE BENNETT REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! THEY CLASH ONCE AGAIN!! AND FLATTEN EACH OTHER WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!

Flannery McCoy: BUT THEY’RE STILL UP!! BOTH ELITISTS REMAIN ON THEIR FEET HERE AS THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN!! ANDREA VALENTINE ATTEMPTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! SERENA DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE AND DRIVES HER HEAD INTO THE FOREHEAD OF HER OPPONENT WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT!! THEY ARE SHOWING NO MERCY AGAINST EACH OTHER!!

Stew-O: Andre Valentine is stunned, as Serena Bennett tries to seize the opportunity for a big move! She pops her up and goes for an European Uppercut in mid air… NO WAY, ANDREA VALENTINE WAS ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF HER ARMS IN MID AIR AND SHE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO ROLL HER UP WITH A LANDSLIDE…

ONEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOO

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY SERENA BENNETT! Both opponents are now slowly getting back up to their feet, this match has been taking a lot out of both of them but they are still in this one and neither one of them wants to quit. Andrea Valentine manages to keep up just a second earlier than Serena Bennett and manages to stun her with a Jumping Enziguri kick! Serena Bennett stumbles back and collapses to the mat one more time. Andrea Valentine wants to follow up with a Running Corkscrew Neckbreaker BUT SERENA BENNETT CATCHES HER WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! SHE IS NOT DONE YET THOUGH, YET ANOTHER KICK BY SERENA BENNETT… AND A THIRD ONE TO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDREA VALENTINE WHO COLLAPSES TO HER KNEES! SHE GOES FOR A JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK…

Stew-O: NO WAY, ANDREA JUST GRABBED HER LEGS! BEAUTIFUL COUNTER BY ANDREA VALENTINE WHO ROLLED SERENA BENNETT INTO THE ROPES! SERENA IS IN DEEP TROUBLE HERE, DEFINITELY NOT THE POSITION SHE WANTS TO BE IN! SERENA IS HUNG ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, ANDREA GOES FOR A ROPE HUNG HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER BUT SERENA BENNETT SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO SHRUG HER OFF AND AVOID DAMAGE! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SEEN HERE! SERENA BENNETT IS NOW ON THE OFFENSIVE AS SHE LEAPS IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A STIFF ROPE ASSISTED ENZIGURI THAT SENDS ANDREA THORUGH THE ROPES…. SERENA BENNETT GOES FOR ANOTHER SPRINGBOARD…. BUT ANDREA VALENTINE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD OF HER OWN AND SHE PLANTS SERENA BENNETT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SUPER SWINGING NECKBREAKER! THE COVER…

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jake Mercer: Man what a Kickout by Serena Bennett! I can feel the vibes of serenity from here! Man!

Stew-O: It was indeed a crazy sequence, topped by an even crazier Kickout! I’m sure the Universal Women’s Champion Minerva is paying close attention to this match somewhere in the back! Andrea Valentine is now back to her feet and she wants to put this match to rest once and for all, but Serena Bennett is not quite done yet! SERENA BENNETT GOES FOR A SCHOOL GIRL PIN ATTEMPT, SHE IS TRYING TO STEAL ONE HERE….

Stew-O: NO, ANDREA VALENTINE ROLLS THROUGH IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD EVEN START THE COUNT AND CATCHES SERENA BENNETT WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, SHE GOES FOR THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSOR DRIVER ONE MORE TIME, THIS TIME AROUND THE VALENTINE MASSACRE CONNECTS! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST PLANTED SERENA BENNETT TO THE CANVAS HARD, SHE GOES FOR A COVER…

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEE————

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY SERENA BENNETT! Andrea Valentine cannot believe it, she thought she had the match there. She’s sitting up next to Serena, her expression is flabbergasted because she can’t believe what just happened and….

Flannery McCoy: NO WAY! SERENA BENNETT CAUGHT ANDREA VALENTINE OFF GUARD AND SHE TRANSITIONED HER IN THE TRAP QUEEN, HER SIGNATURE ARM TRAPPED CHOKE HOLD! IF SHE SOMEHOW FINDS A WAY TO LOCK THIS IN, IT MIGHT BE OVER FOR HER OPPONENT! ANDREA VALENTINE SENSES THE END MIGHT BE NEAR FOR HER AND SHE IS FIGHTING FOR DEAR LIFE! A SERIES OF KNEES TO THE BACK OF SERENA’S HEAD OUT OF PURE DESPERATION FINALLY SET ANDREA VALENTINE FREE! SHE MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH AND SHAKE HER OPPONENT OFF HER, BUT THE DAMAGE MIGHT HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE HERE BECAUSE ANDREA VALENTINE IS SLOW TO GET BACK TO HER FEET… SERENA BENNETT IS MUCH QUICKER AND SHE CATCHES HER WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE GUT, SHE LIFTS ANDREA VALENTINE UP AGAIN, THIS TIME THE CAPTAIN HOOK CONNECTS TO PERFECTION! ANDREA VALENTINE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS HARD AS SERENA BENNETT CRAWLS FOR THE COVER, THIS IS IT…

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOO———-

Stew-O: KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE! The former EAW World Champion kicks out of yet another massive move from the arsenal of Serena! I can’t help but wonder, what is it going to take to put this match to rest?! These two have been throwing literally everything they had to each other. What is it going to take?! Both athletes are now getting back to their feet after what was undeniably a brutal back and forth match, we are about to see which one of these two talented competitors has what it takes to put this match away. ANDREA VALENTINE WASTES NO TIME AND GRABS THE WRIST OF SERENA BENNETT, SHE IS THINKING INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER, THE XOXO… NO WAY, SERENA BENNETT PUSHES HER AWAY AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND, BUT ANDREA VALENTINE IS STILL ON TOP OF THE ACTION, SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES BACK IN… LOVEEEEEEE HAZEEEEEE….

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Stew-O: … REVERSED BY SERENA BENNETT IN BY SERENA BENNETT WITH THE REEL IT IN, THE TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSOR TAKE DOWN CATCHES ANDREA VALENTINE OFF GUARD AND NOW SERENA BENNETT IS GOING TO CAPITALIZE WITH HER FINISHING MANEUVER… SERENA BENNETT GOES FOR THE TRAP QUEEN AND… THIS TIME SHE SUCCESSFULLY MANAGES TO LOCK HER IN! ANDREA VALENTINE WAS STILL STUNNED OFF THE PREVIOUS TAKEDOWN AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON! NOW SHE FINDS HERSELF IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE! CAN SHE FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS TOUGH PREDICAMENT?

Jake Mercer: Man… 🐴… I’m so Serene right now… man… 🐴🐴🐴

Stew-O: Too bad this is not the Serenity submission move, rather the equally devastating Trap Queen! Andrea Valentine tries to use her knees to get out of the predicament, she takes a couple of shots to the back of Serena Bennett but to no avail! Serena still has the hold locked in tight! ANDREA VALENTINE IS FADING OUT GUYS! SHE IS OUT! ANDREA TRIES TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE KNEE BUT IT’S SO WEAK, SERENA BARELY FELT IT AT ALL! OH MY LORD, THIS MIGHT BE IT! THE REFEREE IS STEPPING IN TO CHECK ON ANDREA VALENTINE, GUYS SHE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT… WHAT IS GOING ON?

Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE ASKS ANDREA VALENTINE IF SHE WANTS TO CONTINUE…

Flannery McCoy: BUT HE GETS NO ANSWERS! HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LIFT HER ARM UP AND GO FOR THE THREE COUNT! IF THE ARM FALLS THREE TIMES THEN THE MATCH IS OVER… THE REFEREE LIFTS IT UP ONCE AND…

IT FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT IS SCREAMING UNCONTROLLABLY AS THE TRAP QUEEN IS LOCKED IN! THE REFEREE LIFTS THE HAND OF ANDREA VALENTINE ONE MORE TIME…

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Flannery McCoy: AND TWO! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW THE HAND OF ANDREA VALENTINE FALLS LIFELESSLY TO THE MAT! IS SHE GOING TO SURRENDER HERE? THE REFEREE GOES FOR IT, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THE ARM IS LIFTED…

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Flannery McCoy: ANDREA VALENTINE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! ANDREA VALENTINE IS DIGGING DEEP TO FIND THE STRENGTH TO OVERCOME THE HOLD SHE WAS PUT IN, HER ARM DID NOT TOUCH HE MAT FOR THE THIRD TIME! THE MATCH GOES ON!

Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE SOMEHOW FINDS THE STRENGTH TO ROLL SERENA BENNETT TO THE SIDE, HER SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT, THE REFEREE HAS TO START THE COUNT….

ONEEEEE

TW——-

Stew-O: SERENA KICKS OUT SUPER EASILY BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! SHE HAD TO BREAK THE HOLD IN THAT KICK OUT ATTEMPT AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT ANDREA VALENTINE WANTED TO! THE DAMAGE MIGHT HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE THOUGH, ANDREA IS GASPING FOR AIR BUT SERENA BENNETT IS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE ACTION, SHE STANDS TALL OVER ANDREA, THIS MATCH MIGHT BE OVER SOON…

Flannery McCoy: NO WAY! Andrea manages to trip Serena Bennett over and just like that, Bennett stumbles face first against the second turnbuckle! Nasty fall for Serena Bennett, but what a veteran move by Andrea Valentine who just bought herself some much needed time to breath and reassess the situation which is not easy by the looks of it.

Stew-O: Andrea Valentine finally gets back to her feet after what felt like an eternity and she’s now on the offense but Serena Bennett is up as well! The two clash in the middle of the ring, Andrea goes for a Roundhouse kick but Serena Bennett ducks underneath, she grabs the leg of Andrea and Tripp’s her over! Now Serena is on top of Andrea and… OH NO, SERENA JUST HOOKED BOTH LEGS AND THE MUTA LOCK IS ALMOST LOCKED IN, SERENITY IS LOCKED IN AND FOR ANDREA VALENTINE THERE MIGHT BE NOWHERE TO GO….

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Stew-O: NEVERMIND I SPOKE TOO SOON! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST KILLED SERENA BENNETT WITH A NASTY ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO BRIDGE OVER AND LOCK HER IN THE SUBMISSION MOVE! AT THIS POINT I CAN’T EVEN SAY FOR SURE WHETHER THAT MOVE WAS INTENDED OR NOT, FROM HERE IT SEEMS TO ME THAT BOTH THESE ATHLETES ARE RUNNING ON PURE INSTINCT HERE!

Flannery McCoy: ANDREA VALENTINE SPRINGS BACK TO HER FEET BUT SO DOES SERENA, SHE GOES FOR THE TIP TOE, HER SIGNATURE PELE KICK! SHE GRABS THE WRIST OF ANDREA AND GOES FOR IT…

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Flannery McCoy: NO WAY, ANDREA JUST DUCKED AND AVOIDED THE IMPACT! NOW SERENA BENNETT HAS HER BACK TURNED AND SHE GETS HIT BY THE ATOMIC BLONDE! THE INVERTED POISON RANA! SERENA GETS HER HEAD SPIKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE, ANDREA GOES FOR THE COVER….

Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT ROLLED OUT OF THE RING! ANDREA VALENTINE CANNOT BELIEVE IT! SHE WAS ABOUT TO PIN HER BUT INSTEAD SERENA FOUND JUST A TINY BIT OF STRENGTH LEFT TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING AND AVOID FURTHER DAMAGE! AMAZING!

(Jake Mercer reopens his eyes and notices Serena Bennett out cold on the outside)

Jake Mercer: Ah! I see Serena decided to join me in my spiritual journey to Nirvana! Such a pleasure!

Flannery McCoy: Man, you are literally the Persephone of Dynasty except even more annoying.

Stew-O: Guys! Guys! Focus on the match! Andrea Valentine is in desperation mode right now, she cannot believe Serena slipped away from her fingers just like that! She had her beat! Andrea isn’t wasting anytime though! She’s going right back at her and she’s dragging her right back to the middle of the ring! Serena Bennett had time to recover from the Atomic Blonde but she’s still out, will Andrea win this match? Andrea with the cover, she hooks both legs!

ONEEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flannery McCoy: A KICKOUT BY SERENA BENNETT! THE MATCH IS NOT OVER YET!

Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett somehow, some way survived the Atomic Blonde thanks to her veteran instinct which allowed her to get out of dnager at the very last second and get enough strength to kick out of Andrea’s devastating finishing move! I’m not sure what would’ve happened if she went for the pin right away!

Stew-O: I am not sure either but we don’t have time for the Ifs and the Buts here. The match is still going and these two have already thrown every single thing they had at each other, just what in the hell are they going to do now! Andrea Valentine is now stalking Serena Bennett, she might be thinking another Atomic Blonde… the first wasnt enough but the second one might just seal the deal… Serena is back up, Andrea goes for it!

Flannery McCoy: ANDREA VALENTINE JUMPS ON TOP OF SERENA BENNETT FOR HER ATOMIC BLONDE BUT THIS TIME AROUND SERENA FINDS A WAY TO REVERSE THE MOVE AND SENDS HER OPPONENT CRASHING AGAINST THE ROPES! ANDREA VALENTINE LANDS NECK FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE AND THAT WAS A NASTY LANDING! SERENA MIGHT HAVE AN OPENING HERE, SHE GOES FOR THE PELE KICK! THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM…

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Flannery McCoy: NO WAY, ANDREA VALENTINE JUST FOUND A WAY TO COUNTER IT AND SHE HITS THE XOXO INSTEAD! SERENA BENNETT IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT BUT SHE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN! SHE IS STUMBLING ALL OVER THE RING, SHE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS… WHAT THE HELL IS ANDREA DOING? OH MY LORD ANDREA JUST HOPPED ON TOP OF BENNETT ONE MORE TIME, BUT SERENA JUST DROPPED DOWN TO THE MAT BECAUSE SHE WAS OUT OF IT AND COULDN’T HANDLE HER WEIGHT! ANDREA WENT FOR THE ATOMIC BLONDE BUT INSTEAD SERENA BENNETT SIMPLY COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR AND JUST LIKE THAT SHE EFFECTIVELY MADE ANDREA VALENTINE FALL DOWN IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR PREDICAMENT! SERENA GOES FOR THE COVER…

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE————-

Stew-O: CLUTCH KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!

Stew-O: SERENA BENNETT CANNOT BELIEVE BUT SHE STILL HAS THE ADVANTAGE, SHE HAS TO PUT THE MATCH AWAY WITH ONE LAST BIG MOVE! SERENA PICKS ANDREA UP BY THE HAIR AND THIS TIME…

Stew-O: TIP TOE! THE TIP TOE CONNECTS, ANDREA VALENTINE FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS, SHE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF OF IT, SERENA COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER…

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jakes Mercer: I can sense a fluctuation in the Karma…. Uhmmm….. something is about to happen…

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Stew-O: THE ROPES! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPES! REF….

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(The lights go out.)

Stew-O: What the fu….

(The lights are still out.)

Stew-O: WHAT IS HAPPENING…

Jake Mercer: Shhh… we’ve reached Serenity. Don’t fight it…. Embrace it….

(The lights are back on!)

(Minerva is standing in the middle of the ring)

(Both Serena Bennett and Andrea Valentine are still out of it)

Stew-O: MINERVA! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MINERVA DOING HERE… NOOOOOOOOO!!! ATLAS FALLS ON THE REFEREE! MINERVA JUST TOOK OUT THE OFFICIAL!

Stew-O: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Flannery McCoy: MINERVA JUST TOOK OUT THE REFEREE BUT SHE IS NOT DONE YET! SHE HAS JUST SENT ANDREA VALENTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH NO… SHE HAS TURNED HER ATTENTION TO SERENA NOW…

Stew-O: SERENA BENNETT HAS NO CLUE OF WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! SERENA STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET… ATLAS FALLS BY MINERVA! MINERVA JUST SPIKED HER HEAD TO THE MAT WITH A VICIOUS BRAINBUSTER! WHAT A STATEMENT BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

(Minerva picks up the Universal Women’s Championship and stands tall over her)

Stew-O: I think we just got ourselves a good old No Contest…

Flannery McCoy: WOW. The road to Bloodsport just got a little hotter. Minerva just took out the number one contender and ruined a match that had been evenly matched since the start!

Jake Mercer: Man! I told you these new mediation techniques are the bomb! Ha!

(Stew-O slaps the headset off Jake Mercer as the camera cuts to a commercial)

(A commercial for Crip-A-Cola is seen starring Serena Bennett. It specifically shows the exact glass shards of the bottle that was shattered over Impact’s head at Pain For Pride in a glass case which shows what happens if you mess with Serena, or if you’re Ronan Malosi)

(The camera fades back to the Performance Center, and Stephie Love stands in the middle of the ring.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first… Please welcome the Special Guest Referee, VEEEEENNNAAAAAAA AAAAAAADDDDDAAAAMMMSSS!!!!!!!!

(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie hits, and the socially distanced crowd immediately begins booing as loud as possible as Veena Adams steps out to the stage. She completely ignores the crowd, keeping a smirk on her face as she begins walking down the ramp, knowing that she has the power to dictate how the match goes. As Veena steps into the ring the crowd continues booing, only getting louder.)

Stew-O: Veena Adams, the now co-general manager of Dynasty. I’ll be honest guys, I don’t know how to feel about her being the referee.

Flannery McCoy: Well she said she’d be the referee for this match to make sure nothing goes down between the two, especially with them suppressing Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract usage. Besides, she doesn’t seem to be a big fan of either him or Viz. What is she gonna do, just not count at all?

Stew-O: If Veena wanted to do that she could, and that’s what I’m worried about. That, or she could do what she did during Elite’s match against Andrea Valentine and end it prematurely.

Flannery McCoy: Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

(‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke hits, and the socially distanced crowd gives off a big mixed reaction as Chris Elite begins walking to the stage. He looks at Veena Adams and is immediately irritated by her presence, but he knows that he can’t do anything to her thanks to the power she has over Dynasty, so he tries his best to ignore her as he begins making his way down the ramp. He doesn’t have the Bozo Victims Unit alongside him either, aiming to defeat the Visual Prophet on his own as he finally enters the ring.)

Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” CHRRRIIISSSSS EEEELLIITTTTTTEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: Not gonna lie I can’t help but feel for Chris Elite here. He had his match against Andrea Valentine unfairly cut off by the same woman calling his match tonight, and on top of all that he’s not even allowed to use the Gawd Contract that he earned. I can see why he’s been frustrated, but hopefully this doesn’t stop him from being on his A game, because anything less won’t be enough to defeat the Visual Prophet.

Flannery McCoy: Yeah, I can’t help but feel like the odds were purposefully stacked against Elite, but he’s still Chris Elite. I don’t believe that Veena’s appearance will be enough to stop Chris from performing at his best. I think he still stands a pretty good chance tonight to be honest.

Jake Mercer: Really? After Prophetic Visions do you two really think Chris Elite is gonna dethrone Viz? The man had Snoop Dogg tackle Drake out of a building, has Chris Elite ever done that?

Stew-O: I think you mean Soulja Boy.. But that’s not important. You’re right, Viz is capable of some insane things but this isn’t a Prophetic Visions match. I don’t think Chris is gonna have to worry about Soulja Boy making an appearance any time soon.

(’30 Day Run’ By Larry June then begins to play, and the crowd immediately shifts to cheers. Chris Elite waits in the ring, clearly not amused as the Visual Prophet walks out to the stage. Despite having a title defense coming up in mere moments, he has a smile on his face as he begins walking down the ramp with the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. He doesn’t pay much attention to Veena Adams either, almost ignoring her presence as he continues making his way to the ring with his World Championship.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… Residing in Engadine, Michigan… Weighing in at 265 pounds…. HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TTTHHEEEEE VVIIIIISSSUUUUAAALLLLLL PPRRROOOOOPPHHHEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Speaking of Viz, can we really guarantee that Veena and Viz won’t work together or anything like that? I know Viz said all that about not needing her, but what if he only said that to throw Chris off?

Flannery McCoy: Would Viz really need such a plan like that just to screw over Chris Elite? He’s defeated him before, and Viz is an even better competitor than he was a year ago. Besides, I don’t think I can see Veena wanting to work with Viz again.

Jake Mercer: Viz is winning this match, that’s all I know. Whether it’s because Veena helps him or because it’s clean, Vizzy’s got this one.

Stew-O: Well… Alright then. Here we go.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: Here we go! The main event of Operation: Doomsday! Chris Elite versus The Visual Prophet for the World Heavyweight Championship! Veena Adams is the Special Guest Referee, and honestly I’m worried to see how this’ll play out! When it comes to matches like this the referee usually ends up taking sides and costing someone the match, but apparently Veena is here to make sure there’s no funny business! I’ll be honest, I don’t know how much I really believe that knowing how Veena can be, but I guess we’re just gonna have to see for ourselves! Chris and Viz now beginning to close the gap between them-

Flannery McCoy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!

Jake Mercer: DOESN’T CONNECT!! VIZ CAUGHT ELITE’S FOOT! VIZ JUST CAUGHT HIS FOOT AND NOW HE SPINS HIM AROUND! KISS TO THE HEAD!!!

Flannery McCoy: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! CHRIS DUCKED THE ELBOW STRIKE AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES AND HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE DROPKICK! Viz backing up into the opposite pair of ropes, BUT AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM HE HITS CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE JUST AS HE GOT TO HIS FEET! What a start so far from these two!

Stew-O: The two locking up but that doesn’t last very long as Viz immediately manages to power Chris into the corner! Chris Elite is no pushover and he’s shown incredible feats of strength, but it doesn’t really surprise me that Viz has the advantage here. Viz keeping Chris there and of course that prompts Veena to have to get involved- BUT BEFORE SHE COULD MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO SEPARATE THE TWO CHRIS PUSHED VIZ AWAY AND KICKED HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Chris grabbing Viz by the head now before running up the turnbuckles, AND HE GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT-

Flannery McCoy: WAIT, VIZ MANAGED TO KEEP CHRIS UP! VIZ LIFTS CHRIS UP JUST BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH THE DDT, AND NOW HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER! VIZ JUST RAMMED CHRIS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Over a year ago these two had a series of matches with their biggest happening at Midsummer Massacre, but this might just surpass that, especially when Dynasty’s top Championship is on the line! Viz going into the opposite corner as Chris is still stunned at the turnbuckles, and now he charges in! VIZ WITH A HUGE SPLAS- CHRIS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! CHRIS MANAGED TO AVOID THE RUNNING SPLASH AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS VIZ!

Jake Mercer: WHAT A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE!! Chris just hit Viz with a huge boot and now he pulls him down to the mat with a snapmare! Chris running the ropes now, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE PENALTY KICK… AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! COVER BY ELITE!

OOOONNN-

Stew-O: Quick kick out by the World Heavyweight Champion! Chris not giving Viz a chance to recover though as he immediately puts him in a rear chinlock! Viz isn’t struggling much to get back to his feet as he has quite the size advantage and we’re still early on in this match, but as he gets up Chris manages to transition into a sleeper hold!

Flannery McCoy: This is a smart strategy to try and tire Viz out, but Viz is clearly not having any of it as he manages to pull one of Chris’ arms off of him before taking him down with an arm drag! Chris manages to get back to his feet but he stumbles back towards the ropes, and now Viz is charging right towards him, looking to send him over the-

Jake Mercer: CHRIS JUST PULLED DOWN THE ROPES! CHRIS JUST SENT VIZ OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CAUSED HIM TO FLY OUT OF THE RING! What a counter by Chris! That nearly ended very badly for the Visual Prophet but luckily he was able to and safely, ALTHOUGH I DON’T THINK THAT MATTERS NOW AS CHRIS IS RUNNING THE ROPES! VIZ ONLY JUST GOT BACK TO HIS FEET, I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE! CHRIS CHARGING IN, AND HE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A FOSBURY FLOP JUST LIKE HE DID TO BREAK THE RECORD AT THE 2016 OLY-

Stew-O: VIZ CAUGHT HIM!?!? VIZ JUST CAUGHT CHRIS!!! VIZ CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE JUST AS HE ATTEMPTED A FOSBURY FLOP, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING TOWARDS THE RING POST- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND VIZ BEFORE PUSHING HIM INTO THE POST! Chris now hopping onto the apron as Viz is still on his feet, AND HE TAKES VIZ DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! CHRIS NOW ROLLING VIZ INTO THE RING, BUT NOW HE’S CLIMBING UP TOP, WHAT’S HE THINKING NOW!?

Flannery McCoy: FROG SPLASH!!! THAT HAD TO TAKE A LOT OUT OF VIZ!! CHRIS GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER AND IT LOOKS LIKE VEENA’S DOING HER JOB! THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF VIZ’S TITLE REIGN!!

OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE TWO! That wasn’t enough to get the job done, of course it wasn’t enough! Say whatever you want about this man, but he’s the World Heavyweight Champion for a reason and it’s not just because of Prophetic Visions! This is the same man that defeated both Charlie Marr and Jamie O’Hara early this year, of course this isn’t finished yet! Chris is gonna have to bring a lot more to the table if he wants to put Viz away.

Stew-O: Well it looks like Chris plans to do just that! Chris is picking Viz up and.. IS HE TRYING TO SET UP FOR A POWERBOMB!? WHAT IS CHRIS THINKING!? CHRIS TRIES TO LIFT VIZ UP- BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET BEFORE LIFTING CHRIS OVER HIS HEAD- WAIT A SECOND! CHRIS WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB, AND HE KEEPS VIZ IN PLACE FOR THE PIN!! CHRIS IS GONNA TRY AND STEAL THE WIN AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

OOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN- AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS CHRIS AND PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! It looks like Viz somehow turned this match towards his favor, and now Chris manages to get back up- JUST TO BE HIT WITH ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY! Chris is somehow finding his way back to his feet, but now he stumbles into the corner which is exactly where Viz wants him! Viz charging in, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!

Jake Mercer: IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ IS AIMING TO HIT CHRIS WITH A POWERBOMB OF HIS OWN NOW! VIZ HAS CHRIS UP AND HE’S WALKING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT CHRIS IS PUNCHING AWAY AT VIZ’S HEAD! CHRIS IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO GET OUT OF VIZ’S ARMS BUT VIZ JUST WON’T LET GO OF HIM! VIZ DOESN’T SEEM TO BE PHASED BY THE PUNCHES, AND NOW HE DROPS CHRIS WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S STOPPING THERE! HE HASN’T LET GO OF CHRIS YET, WHAT’S HE THINKING!?

Stew-O: VIZ IS PICKING CHRIS BACK UP AND CHARGING TOWARDS THE CORNER!! BUCKLE BOMB BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! CHRIS FALLING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT VIZ JUST PLANTED CHRIS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! VIZ GOING FOR THE COVER, AND THAT HONESTLY MAY BE IT FOR THIS MATCH ALREADY!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: CHRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP- AND NOW VIZ IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! VIZ NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! Neither man is giving the other a chance to breathe here! Chris somehow kicked out after two powerbomb variations and Viz immediately went right back on the offensive! These two know each other, so of course they know it’ll take a lot if they want to put this match to rest! Chris is in trouble right now, and things aren’t looking better for him as Viz grabs him from behind, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLE-

Jake Mercer: CHRIS MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET!! WHAT!? HOW IS HE EVEN CAPABLE OF STANDING AFTER WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH!? VIZ TURNING AROUND TO CHRIS- BICYCLE KICK BY ELITE!! VIZ IS BACKED INTO THE RING ROPES AND NOW CHRIS BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES- BEFORE SENDING VIZ OVER THE TOP WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT WAIT!! VIZ MANAGES TO STAY ON THE APRON!!

Stew-O: Chris attempts to grab Viz while he’s on the apron- BUT VIZ HITS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM! NOW IT’S VIZ GRABBING ELITE, AND HE MANAGES TO LIFT HIM OVER THE ROPES TO PULL HIM OUT TO THE APRON WITH HIM! CHRIS PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF VIZ AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE ON THE APRON! CHRIS NOW WITH AN ELBOW, BUT VIZ QUICKLY RETALIATES WITH A FOREARM! CHRIS IS BACKED UP INTO THE RING POST, AND NOW VIZ CHARGES IN!!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS JUST JUMPED OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING, CAUSING VIZ TO NEARLY COLLIDE WITH THE RING POST! VIZ TURNING TOWARDS CHRIS- AND BEFORE HE HAS ANY TIME TO REACT CHRIS HITS ANOTHER HUGE BICYCLE KICK, AND THIS ONE SENDS VIZ OFF OF THE APRON, AND CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! CHRIS RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN IMMEDIATELY AFTER VIZ COLLIDED WITH THE BARRICADE AS HE’S STILL SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET, BUT NOW CHRIS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HUGE TOPE CON HILO!!! What a move by the challenger!

Veena Adams: One…. Two… Three…

Jake Mercer: I have to admit I’m a bit surprised Veena has been impartial so far but I guess I’ll have to wait and see if that changes. Right now Chris is in control of this match as he brings Viz back to his feet, JUST TO RAM HIM INTO THE RING APRON! Viz stays on his feet but he’s clearly not in good shape right now! Chris grabbing Viz now, AND THIS TIME HE SENDS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! THAT ONE DROPPED VIZ, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HIM JUST YET! Chris knows he has to get a bit nasty when facing a guy like the Visual Prophet so that’s what he’s gonna do! Chris pulling Viz back up, AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Veena Adams: Four… Five…

Stew-O: We’re at a count of five and right now it looks like Chris still has the upper hand! Viz looks out of it after being sent into the steel steps like that! Chris still isn’t finished yet though, what’s he doing!? Chris is pulling Viz back to his feet and grabs him from behind- BEFORE TOSSING VIZ HEAD FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! VIZ JUST BOUNCED OFF THE PLEXIGLASS AND I HAVE TO THINK HE’S OUT AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT! CHRIS ROLLING VIZ INTO THE RING AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! CHRIS DELIVERED THAT TO PERFECTION AND NOW’S HIS CHANCE TO WIN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN HIS CAREER!! THE COVER BY ELITE!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!! Somehow these two men just won’t quit! After their last few matches a year ago I guess we should’ve expected a big fight tonight out of these two but I don’t think we were all expecting this big of one! Chris pulls Viz back to his feet before putting him in the front facelock, AND I THINK CHRIS IS GOING FOR A SUPLEX OR SOMETHING BUT VIZ WON’T LET HIM CONNECT WITH IT! VIZ PULLED HIMSELF DOWN ONTO HIS FEET AND NOW HE PICKS CHRIS UP!!!

Stew-O: BUT NOW CHRIS PULLS HIMSELF DOWN BEFORE PULLING VIZ UP, AND HE JUST HIT THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!! CHRIS ISN’T FINISHED YET EITHER AS HE’S ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE JUST DELIVERED POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEXES OF HIS CAREER!! CHRIS WITH ANOTHER COVER AND THIS ONE MIGHT JUST GET THE JOB DONE!!!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHRRR-

Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! You can only imagine the frustration starting to build in Chris Elite right now, but he’s doing a great job of not letting it get the best of him! I can only imagine what he’s thinking right now, especially with everything that’s happened to him over the past few weeks on Dynasty! Chris might be able to make it all worth it tonight though, all he needs to do is defeat the Visual Prophet! Chris somehow lifts Viz up onto his shoulders, AND HE CHARGES TO THE CORNER! 44 BULLDOG!!

Jake Mercer: VIZ JUST SLIPPED OUT OF CHRIS’ ARMS AT THE LAST SECOND! HE WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING HIT BY THE LAWN DART BUT HE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID IT- VDT!!! VDT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM!?!? VIZ WAS JUST OUT OF IT MOMENTS AGO BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FOUND A WAY TO RETAIN HIS TITLE! VIZ WITH THE COVER AND THIS MATCH IS OVER, THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!

OOOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREE-

Stew-O: CHRIS BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Viz looking over at Veena, and I think Viz thought he had the match won but Veena is assuring him that Chris kicked out in time! Viz turning his attention back to Chris though, AND NOW HE PUTS HIM IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!! YOU DON’T SEE THIS VERY OFTEN, BUT IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AGAINST AN OPPONENT LIKE CHRIS ELITE YOU HAVE TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE FORCING ELITE TO TAP OUT!! I don’t know how Chris is going to find a way out of this one, I think we’re reaching the end!

Flannery McCoy: Chris is reaching out to try and grab the ropes but he’s nowhere near them, and even if he wanted to try and crawl to them he can’t while in a submission like this one! Chris is just stuck in the center of the ring forced to endure the camel clutch, and if he can’t find a way to get out of it I think it’s safe to say Viz has this match won, because even if Chris doesn’t tap he can only last so long until he can’t take anymore and passes out! This isn’t good for the challenger at all!

Jake Mercer: Chris is beginning to struggle less and less, I think he’s starting to fade! This isn’t the conventional way for Viz to win matches, but after what Viz did back at Pain for Pride or even what he did to Chris at Midsummer Massacre last year, it’s safe to say that nothing about this man is conventional! I didn’t expect the main event of the evening to be this short but so be it! That’s it! This match is over, the Visual Prophet retains-

Stew-O: WHAT’S CHRIS DOING!? HOW!? CHRIS ELITE, HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET!! VIZ IS 265 POUNDS, IT SHOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE FOR CHRIS TO GET BACK UP WHILE HE’S ON HIS BACK HOLDING HIM IN THAT SUBMISSION!! CHRIS MANAGED TO GET UP TO A KNEE SOMEHOW, AND NOW HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH VIZ STILL ON HIS BACK!!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS CHARGING INTO THE CORNER, AND HE THROWS HIMSELF BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, RAMMING VIZ INTO THEM!! How!?!? How did Chris Elite just pull that off!? I didn’t think he had something like that in him, but I guess he knew he couldn’t let himself go out like that. What an amazing performance already by both men, and I’m willing to bet that this match isn’t close to being over yet! Chris Elite is a former World Heavyweight Champion and he’s defeated the Visual Prophet before, I don’t see Viz putting him away very easily now!

Jake Mercer: This obviously isn’t the same Viz from Showdown last season! You’ve got to give the man credit for escaping that submission but he isn’t in the clear just yet! Both Viz and Chris are back on their feet, and I’m willing to bet that all that was nothing to Viz-

Stew-O: HEAD SHOT BY CHRIS!! CHRIS KNEW VIZ WASN’T DOWN, AND HE JUST DROPPED HIM WITH THE PELE KICK!!! CHRIS LOOKING TO GO FOR THE COVER, BUT VIZ JUST SHOWED EXCELLENT RING AWARENESS AS HE ROLLED OUT ONTO THE APRON!! Chris is able to pull Viz back into the ring but I’ve got to imagine that Viz bought all the time he needed, and Chris seems to feel the same way as he climbs up to the top rope instead of going for the cover!

Flannery McCoy: Chris is up top… AND HE GOES FOR A NORMAL 450 SPLASH BUT VIZ ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! CHRIS MANAGES TO ROLL BACK TO HIS FEET THOUGH, AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS VIZ WHO USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP- KISS TO THE HEAD!!

Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! ONCE AGAIN CHRIS MANAGED TO DUCK IT, AND THIS TIME HE KICKS VIZ INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND HITTING THE OPEN YA MATA!! CHRIS JUST HIT VIZ WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE WHILE IN THE CORNER, AND NOW CHRIS GOES BACK UP TOP AS VIZ DROPS TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY CHRIS ELITE!!! WHAT A MOVE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF CHRIS AFTER BEING IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH FOR SO LONG, BUT HE’S FINALLY ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF VIZ! I THINK THIS MAY BE IT! WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! WE STILL HAVE NO WINNER, NOT YET!!! VIZ KICKED OUT!!! VIZ JUST KICKED OUT OF BOTH THE JUMPING KNEE AND THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? What are these two made out of? How are they still kicking out of moves like that?

Jake Mercer: Chris’ hall of fame ring speaks for itself, and we all know what Viz is capable of. This was never going to be a short match! Chris now pulling Viz back to his feet… AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO PUT VIZ IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! CHRIS IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE FUSION DANCE, IF THIS CONNECTS CHRIS MIGHT JUST PROVE ME WRONG- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN!

Stew-O: VIZ IS FIGHTING OUT OF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND SOMEHOW HE FOUND A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT! VIZ MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR BUT AFTER WHAT HE JUST TOOK HE’S NOT QUICK TO CAPITALIZE, AND CHRIS IS ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY GO BACK AFTER HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE TOWARDS THE CORNER! Chris backing up into the opposite corner before charging in, AND HE HITS THE JOHN WOO DROPKI- WAIT A SECOND! OH MY GOD!!!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ JUST CAUGHT CHRIS BY ONE OF HIS LEGS AND LOCKED IN A STANDING VIZ-LOCK!!! VIZ IMMEDIATELY PULLING CHRIS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THERE’S NO WAY CHRIS COULD’VE SEEN THAT COMING, HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS NOW!? JUST WHEN CHRIS HAD THE UPPER HAND, VIZ MANAGED TO PULL OUT ARGUABLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL AFTER WHAT HE’S ACCOMPLISHED USING THIS!

Jake Mercer: THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT TOOK SIERRA BRADFORD OUT OF ACTION MONTHS AGO!! VIZ IS STILL USING THE STANDING VARIATION OF THE MOVE BUT I DON’T THINK THAT MAKES MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT OFF GUARD THE SAME WAY CHRIS WAS! I KNOW WHAT I SAID EARLIER ABOUT THIS MATCH NOT ENDING SOON, BUT I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THAT BACK NOW!

Stew-O: CHRIS IS TRYING TO REACH TO THE ROPES, BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE HERE! CHRIS ISN’T MAKING IT ANYWHERE JUST LIKE HE COULDN’T WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH! IF VIZ REALLY WANTED TO HE COULD BREAK CHRIS’ ANKLE RIGHT NOW! VIZ HAS CONTROL OF THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW, AND I DON’T SEE THIS GOING ON MUCH LONGER UNLESS CHRIS HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE!! CHRIS MIGHT JUST HAVE TO TAP OUT NOW!

Flannery McCoy: It’s a sad way to have to go out, but the Viz-lock might be one of the most dangerous submissions in the company today! Chris is trying as hard as he possibly can to get to the ropes, but I don’t know how he expects to get anywhere on one foot! Chris needs to just end this already, he’s just gonna hurt himself more if he keeps trying to fight out of this!

Jake Mercer: I remember back in the Vietnam War Viz would kill his enemies just by putting them in the Viz-lock! If Viz keeps this up Chris might suffer the same fate! Props to Chris for lasting as long as he has against the Visual Prophet, but this is it! Game over! Veena needs to just do the same thing she did when Chris faced Andrea and ring the bell already so Chris doesn’t get hurt any more than he needs to-

Stew-O: SPINNING HEEL KICK BY ELITE!!! CHRIS JUST KICKED VIZ’S HANDS OFF OF HIM! CHRIS JUST MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE VIZ-LOCK, BUT VIZ IMMEDIATELY IS GOING BACK FOR MORE OFFENSE AS HE LIFTS CHRIS UP FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB- JUST FOR CHRIS TO COUNTER IT WITH A HUGE HURRICANRANA! HOW IS CHRIS ELITE STILL IN THIS MATCH!? It feels like we’ve had to ask this so much about both Chris and Viz, and that just speaks volumes on how much these two have put each other through!

Flannery McCoy: Viz is back in the corner, and Chris is going back towards him but you could see he’s still feeing the effects of the Viz-lock as he has a bit of a limp in his walk! Chris now, HE’S LIFTING VIZ UP TO THE TOP ROPE! WHAT’S CHRIS DOING!? CHRIS IS CLIMBING UP TO JOIN VIZ ON THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK HE’S GONNA TRY TO HIT A SUPERPLEX!! IF HE CONNECTS WITH THAT SURELY THE MATCH HAS TO COME TO AN END! CHRIS IS TRYING TO PUT VIZ IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, BUT VIZ IS HAVING NONE OF IT!

Jake Mercer: VIZ IS TRYING TO KNOCK CHRIS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, BUT CHRIS IS FIGHTING BACK! VIZ PUNCHED CHRIS IN THE MIDSECTION BUT CHRIS RETALIATED WITH A HUGE FOREARM! VIZ WITH ANOTHER PUNCH- AND CHRIS GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM BUT VIZ BLOCKS IT BEFORE PUNCHING CHRIS AGAIN, CAUSING CHRIS TO DROP DOWN TO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! VIZ NOW PULLING CHRIS UP HIMSELF… WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?

Stew-O: VIZ HAS CHRIS UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE, PLEASE TELL ME HE’S NOT ABOUT TO DO THIS! THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!! VIZ HAS CHRIS UP IN POSITION, AND NOW IT’S CHRIS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BUT VIZ ISN’T BUDGING!! VIZ ISN’T LETTING GO OF CHRIS, I THINK THIS IT IT!! VIZ WITH A TOP ROPE POWERB-

Flannery McCoy: TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA BY CHRIS ELITE!!!! CHRIS JUST HIT A HURRICANRANA SENDING VIZ OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING BEFORE VIZ COULD GO THROUGH WITH THE POWERBOMB!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS CHRIS GETS BACK UP AND IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO THE TOP! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS THE BEST DECISION FOR HIM TO NOT GO FOR THE COVER, BUT AT THIS POINT VIZ MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO AVOID WHATEVER’S COMING NEXT!

Jake Mercer: AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!!!! THE 630 SENTON CONNECTS!!! THAT’S IT!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!!!! VIZ IS DONE!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! CHRIS IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND THERE’S NO WAY VIZ IS KICKING OUT!! CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS ELITE!!!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Stew-O: THAT’S IT!!! DYNASTY HAS A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! CHRIS ELITE WINS- Wait a second. No way!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE MATCH IS STILL ON!! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! CHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET! CHRIS ELITE IS NOT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Chris has got to be furious but there’s not much he can really do about it! The referee’s decision is final!

Jake Mercer: It’s not like Chris could argue about it either, if Veena really wanted to she could get him fired! Chris is gonna have to think of another way to end this match! Viz though, he may be the luckiest man on planet Earth right now! When that hurricanrana sent him across the ring, had it not sent him as far as it did, Viz wouldn’t have been able to use the ropes! We probably would’ve had a new World Champion!

Stew-O: Chris pulling Viz back to his feet, AND HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Chris now, WITH A HUGE KNEE LIFT, ONCE AGAIN TARGETING THE MIDSECTION! After that 630 senton I can see why Chris is targeting that area, this is actually really smart by him! Chris has Viz in the corner now, AND NOW HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION ONCE AGAIN BEFORE JUST STOMPING AWAY! VIZ IS BASICALLY DEFENSELESS HERE AFTER THE SENTON AND NOW VEENA HAS TO BEGIN HER COUNT!

Veena Adams: One… Two.. Three.. Four-

Flannery McCoy: Chris backs away all the way into the opposite corner… BUT NOW HE CHARGES IN! HUGE DROPKICK TO THE VISUAL PROPHET WHO WAS SEATED IN THE CORNER, AND THAT FORCES VIZ TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING TO TRY AND RECOVER! It doesn’t look like Chris is gonna let him though!

Stew-O: Chris jumps out to the apron, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A DIVING METEORA!! Chris staying on top of Viz, and now he’s just punching away at him! Chris now bringing Viz towards the other pair of steel steps, and he leans him up against it. I have to admit I’m worried about what Chris is thinking here! Chris backing up, and if he goes for what I think he’s about to do Viz might be finished! CHRIS CHARGING TOWARDS VIZ, AND HE GOES FOR THE HAWK EM ON THE OUTSIDE-

Flannery McCoy: AND MISSES!!! VIZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND BOTH OF CHRIS’ KNEES WERE JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! IF THAT CONNECTED VIZ DEFINITELY WOULD’VE BEEN OUT OF COMMISSION BUT INSTEAD IT MIGHT BE CHRIS THAT’S OUT! NEITHER MAN IS UP RIGHT NOW AND VEENA NOW IS BEGINNING HER COUNT!

Veena Adams: One!.. Two!.. Three!.. Four!..

Jake Mercer: Viz is stirring! He’s slowly climbing onto the apron, is he trying to steal the win by countout!?

Veena Adams: Five!.. Six!..

Stew-O: NO! CHRIS IS GETTING UP!

Veena Adams: Seven!.. Eight!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS IN THE RING, I DON’T THINK CHRIS IS GONNA MAKE IT THOUGH!! VIZ IS ABOUT TO WIN BY COUNTOUT!!!

Veena Adams: Nine!..

Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT!! CHRIS CAN’T MAKE IT! VIZ WINS!!!

Veena Adams: TEN!

Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE ROLLS INTO THE RING!! CHRIS MADE IT INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME! HE BEAT THE COUNT!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON-

Flannery McCoy: BOW TO THE HEART!!!!

Stew-O: WHAT!?!?

Flannery McCoy: WHEN DID HE GET UP THERE!?!? VIZ JUST HIT THE DIVING ELBOW AS SOON AS CHRIS GOT BACK INTO THE RING, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT!?!? THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH IS GOING ON ANY LONGER! THAT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: HOW!?!?!? NO WAY!!!! HOW DID CHRIS KICK OUT OF THE BOW TO THE HEART!?!?!? CHRIS IS STILL IN THE MATCH, WHAT!?!? IS VIZ GONNA HAVE TO BLOW CHRIS UP AGAIN??

Flannery McCoy: Honestly at this point he might have to! Chris clearly wants the World Heavyweight Championship and he’s not gonna let Viz put him away that easily! Now Viz needs to think of something and fast, if everything we’ve seen so far is anything to go by if he doesn’t Chris is gonna find a way to come back!

Jake Mercer: Of course he’ll think of something! It’s Vizzy! Viz is just pulling Chris back up to his feet now, AND HE KISSES HIM ON THE FOREHEAD, AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS USUALLY LEADS TO! KISS TO THE HEAD BY VIZ-

Stew-O: CHRIS JUST DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE AND THAT ALLOWED HIM TO AVOID GETTING HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF BY THAT ELBOW!! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS ON PURPOSE OR NOT, BUT CHRIS JUST SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH AFTER THAT, AND NOW HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HEAD SHOT AS VIZ TURNED AROUND TOWARDS HIM! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW CHRIS JUST EVENED THE ODDS HERE! I THOUGHT HE WAS DONE FOR BUT NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! CHRIS STILL HAS A CHANCE!

Flannery McCoy: Chris is crawling towards the corner, doing his best to try and recover while Viz is still down! Chris has to still be hurting after the bow to the heart, and I don’t know how he’s even able to walk still after both the Viz-lock and what happened with the steel steps! Things aren’t looking too good for Eite but somehow he’s not just finding a way to survive, there’s a great chance that Chris might actually beat Viz tonight!

Jake Mercer: Both men are trying to get back to their feet, BUT VIZ IS UP FIRST! VIZ CHARGING TOWARDS CHRIS WHO’S IN THE CORNER- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! VIZ TURNING BACK TOWARDS CHRIS AND CHARGING TOWARDS HIM- BUT CHRIS HITS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! BOTH MEN GETTING BACK UP, AND THEY RUN THE OPPOSITE PAIRS OF ROPES BEFORE- POUNCE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!

Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE WAS NEARLY SENT ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE RING FROM THAT POUNCE! VIZ NOW GRABBING CHRIS, AND HE’S PULLING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! I THINK VIZ IS SETTING UP FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!!!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS ELBOWING VIZ IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY, HE’S TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!! CHRIS WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW, AND I THINK HE’S ALMOST FREE! WAIT, YES! CHRIS MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE FIREMAN’S CARRY AND NOW HE HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE BACKSTABBER! GREAT MOVE BY ELITE, BUT HE MAY HAVE HURT HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS THERE AFTER HITTING THE STEEL STEPS EARLIER!

Jake Mercer: Viz is in trouble right now, and I don’t think we’ve talked enough about how well he’s done tonight, but I think tonight is one of many amazing performances from this man! This has been an amazing year for the Visual Prophet, from winning King of Elite to the Unified Tag Team Championships, and finally the World Heavyweight Championship in a match that’ll never be forgotten. Both men are finding their ways back to their feet, and I can see why this match has gone on this long!

Stew-O: You’re not wrong Jake, but in the end there can only be one winner! Both men have done amazing tonight but for one of these two men that’s not gonna matter! CHRIS WITH A FOREARM TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ WITH A CHOP TO CHRIS ELITE’S CHEST! CHRIS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! VIZ WITH ANOTHER CHOP! CHRIS NOW WITH A KICK THE VIZ’S MIDSECTION BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! DREAMING!!!

Flannery McCoy: DOESN’T CONNECT!!! VIZ AVOIDED IT BEFORE GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT CHRIS LANDED ON HIS FEET- WAIT NO! HE LANDED AT FIRST BUT HE’S STILL CLEARLY HURT AND DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE! VIZ PICKING CHRIS UP, AND HE NAILS HIM WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! THE PROPHET DRIVER CONNECTS!!! THE COVER BY VIZ!!!

OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: WHAT!?!? REALLY!? ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM CHRIS ELITE!?!? This is outrageous, Viz should’ve won! Are we sure that wasn’t a slow count or something? Veena’s the referee after all!

Stew-O: Why would she suddenly start working in Chris’ favor? If anything I’d expect her to be going against him! Anyways, Viz clearly looks a bit frustrated that Chris is still somehow in this match, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE GROUNDED VIZ-LOCK!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE VIZ COULD LOCK IN THE SUBMISSION! IF VIZ LOCKED IT IN THAT DEFINITELY WOULD’VE BEEN THE END FOR CHRIS, BUT HE’S NOW LOOKING TOO GOOD REGARDLESS AS VIZ JUST KICKS HIM OUT TO THE APRON! Viz just pulling Chris up, AND IS LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO HIT A SUPLEX TO BRING CHRIS BACK INTO THE RING-

Jake Mercer: CHRIS DROPS DOWN BACK ONTO HIS FEET, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! CHRIS IS CLIMBING BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND HE’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME! HE’S GONNA PUT AWAY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! FOR THE SECOND TIME, AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!

Stew-O: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JAKE!?!? VIZ JUST GOT HIS KNEES UP!! CHRIS LANDED BACK FIRST ON NOTHING BUT VIZ’S KNEES!! That couldn’t have been good this far into the match! This might be the best chance Viz gets in the entire match to put this one away! Both men are getting back to their feet, but Chris clearly doesn’t know where he is! Viz quickly approaching Elite- BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HITS VEENA ADAMS!!! VIZ AVOIDED THE BOX OFFICE SMASH, AND HE DIDN’T REALIZE IT BUT VEENA WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! VEENA IS OUT, AND CHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! OUR REFEREE WAS JUST TAKEN OUT AND THAT WAS ONE OF CHRIS’ BEST MOVES! THAT COULD’VE ENDED THE MATCH, BUT NOW THERE’S NO ONE TO COUNT THE PI-

Jake Mercer: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!! CHRIS JUST TURNED RIGHT INTO THE SPINNING BACKFIST, AND NOW VIZ HAS THE UPPER HAND AGAIN!! CHRIS IS OUT, VEENA IS OUT, AND VIZ IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! AT THIS POINT I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S SETTING UP FOR, AND I THINK HE REALLY IS ABOUT TO END CHRIS ELITE!!! VIZ IS IN POSITION, BOW TO-

Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHO IS… WAIT THAT’S BIG MIKE!!! BIG MIKE, DETECTIVE TY, THE ENTIRE BOZO VICTIMS UNIT IS HERE AND BIG MIKE JUST PUSHED VIZ OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!! THE BVU ARE HERE AND THEY’RE GONNA COST VIZ THE MATCH!!! VEENA IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS, THERE’S NO REFEREE TO CALL THIS!!!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS STILL ON HIS FEET THOUGH, AND HE’S NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! BIG MIKE AND THE VISUAL PROPHET ARE TRADING BLOWS, BUT NOW LOOK! DETECTIVE TY AND DETECTIVE MIKAYLA ARE JOINING IN! VIZ CAN’T TAKE ALL OF THEM, THERE’S NO WAY! THEY’VE MANAGED TO TAKE VIZ DOWN, AND NOW THEY’RE STOMPING OUT OUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THIS JUST ISN’T FAIR!!! HOW IS VIZ SUPPOSED TO WIN A FOUR ON ONE, FIVE IF YOU COUNT CHRIS!

Jake Mercer: Chris Elite is being helped to his feet, and now he’s ordering the BVU to hold Viz in position! Chris is about to become World Heavyweight Champion, but like this!? Really!? This isn’t right at all but Chris clearly doesn’t care! Mikayla and Mike now holding Viz in place, AND CHRIS GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE-

(The crowd suddenly starts cheering as both Mikayla and Mike turn their attention to the ramp, accidentally letting go of the Visual Prophet. As Chris looks confused, he looks over to the ramp as well, and he can’t believe what he sees.)

Stew-O: IT’S NINA!!! NINA DOBREV IS HERE!!! VIZ’S OLD ASSISTANT, SHE’S BACK AND SHE HAS A STEEL CHAIR IN HER HAND! NINA RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, AND DETECTIVE TY GOES AFTER HER BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! BIG MIKAYLA EXITING THE RING AS WELL TO GO HELP TY, BUT AS SOON AS SHE DOES NINA GOES AFTER HER WITH THE CHAIR!! NINA SLAMMING THE CHAIR OVER TY’S BACK, AND NOW SHE HITS MIKAYLA IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ PICKS UP BIG MIKE AND TAKES DOWN ASSON WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE BEFORE HITTING THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! VIZ JUST TOOK BOTH OF THEM OUT ON HIS OWN!! EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG FOR CHRIS RIGHT NOW, AND CHRIS TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO NINA- JUST TO FOR NINA TO SLAM THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE!

Jake Mercer: KISS TO THE HEAD!!! VIZ HITS THE ELBOW STRIKE, BUT HE’S NOT FINISHED THERE! VIZ CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE HITS IT!!! BOW TO THE HEART!!! BOW TO THE HEART CONNECTS, AND NINA HELPS VEENA GET TO THE COVER! VEENA’S AWAKE FOR THE MOST PART, THAT’S IT!!! VIZ RETAINS!!!!

OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…..
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!……
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. AND STILLLLLLLLL YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE VIIISSUUUUAAALLLLLLL PPRRRROOOOOPPPHHETTTTT!!!!!

Stew-O:…. WOW!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ RETAINS!! VIZ IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND NINA IS BACK!? I don’t know what to think! That, and Veena Adams actually kept true to her word and didn’t take sides!

Jake Mercer: I TOLD YOU TWO VIZ HAD THIS, but I have to admit I didn’t see this coming at all! Chris Elite put up an amazing fight, but once Veena Adams was taken out all hell broke loose! The BVU came in to help Chris… And Nina Dobrev saved Viz!

Stew-O: I don’t know what to say. Congratulations Viz! As for Chris… I wonder what he’s gonna have to say about this.

(‘30 Day Run’ hits, and Nina Dobrev helps the Visual Prophet back to his feet as the crowd begins to cheer. She grabs his World Heavyweight Championship before going to hand it over to him, and in the meantime Veena Adams gets back to her feet, and she immediately goes and turns Viz around.)

Stew-O: Uh oh… What does Veena have to say now?

(After a few seconds of silence, Veena puts a smile on her face and opens her hands, offering a huge for both Viz and Nina.)

Flannery McCoy: Oh! Are we having a reunion of some sort!? I thought Veena and Viz weren’t working together anymore!

Jake Mercer: It looks like we are! This is probably the nicest I’ve ever seen Veena! Maybe she actually does still have a soft spot for Viz-

Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD BY NINA DOBREV!!!! NINA JUST DROPPED VEENA WITH VIZ’S SIGNATURE ELBOW STRIKE! VEENA’S DOWN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE NOT GETTING THAT REUNION AFTER ALL!

Flannery McCoy: Guess not! I guess Viz kept true on his promise! Viz doesn’t want to be associated with Veena anymore and neither does Nina!

Jake Mercer: Well the fans sure seem happy about that one but I’m sure Veena won’t be once she actually wakes up! That aside, what a main event match, for a just as amazing show!

Stew-O: That’s right! I am Stew-O, and with me are Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, and it looks like that’s all for Operation Doomsday! We’ll see you all on Dynasty, good night and congratulations to the Visual Prophet!

(The crowd continues cheering as Nina holds up Viz’s arm. Viz has a grin on his face as ‘30 Day Run’ continues playing, and Veena Adams is still unconscious in the ring. Meanwhile, Chris Elite is at ringside, still out of it after the match. Viz and Nina continue celebrating as Operation: Doomsday comes to a close.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by John Helms

Showdown 8/8/2020

Most Valuable Elitist #234