( EAW LOGO Buzzes.)
(The sounds of ticking could be heard before a clock is shown. The camera zooms away as more and more dynamite is shown attached to the clock.)
(The voice of one man’s could be heard as clips of body slams and suplexes flash over the viewers screen.)
“Time has a doomsday book, upon whose pages he is continually recording illustrious names. But as often as a new name is written there, an old one disappears. Only a few stand in illuminated characters never to be effaced…”
(“On My Own” by Jaden Smith featuring Kid Cudi plays as we see another shot of the clock ticking away on a mountain of dynamite, explosives, and various bomb like items.)
Jaden and Kid Cudi: Mmm
The sun is goin’
The sun is goin’
The sun is goin’ down
(The voice from before chimes in.)
“If silence of the days and darkness of the nights is the indicator of the doomsday; we are already in it….”
(We cut to a ring. In it we see Jake Smith running his fingers through his hair. The music begins thumping as we see Jack Ripley now in the empty ring alone, guns pointed right at the camera as his National Elite title shines brightly in the footage. Quickly, a recap of the attacks, match ups, run ins, and encounters Jake Smith and Jack Ripley have had since The Draft play before those two men fade away. We return to the clock, it continues to tick.)
Jaden: The city late at night, hit a pinnacle
Shinin’ on ’em, I rather trip alone
Put those on game, who didn’t know the true form
Of pure evil, so visible, so I keep a lot of vision
(That hidden voice speaks once again.)
“Apocalypse is the eye of a needle, through which we pass into a different world.”
(We see TLA smiling in the ring now, alone. TLA raises his hand high as the tranquilo pose is hit before we quickly cut to another empty ring. Inside, seated in the corner, Darkane stares somberly off to the side as he takes a puff of a cigarette. We are then shown their abusive rivalry next. Michelle Mcguillislutty being beaten by Darkane, TLA throwing Darkane in to the crowd to fight, Darkane using that shovel like a sword as he eliminates SOSA Henderson from competition and fights TLA. We cut back to Darkane as he flicks the cig at the camera.)
Jaden: Every night I try to read your mind and see what’s in your eyes
Or that we catch a vibe, we’re wastin’ time
‘Cause all I ever know is
(The music continues, we see a brief clip of that humongous heap of explosive as the clock continues to tick. We then are shown clips of Landerson, Provençal, and Eric Havoc’s rivalry so far this season. StarrStan desperate to be fair to all three men, watches as Havoc destroys newcomers and attacks Provençal and Landerson over and over out of frustration. We then cut to three separate empty rings. Landerson in one rubbing his gloves, Provençal flexing his small but existing muscles, and then Eric Havoc alone. Eric’s eye twitches as he mouths “Jake Smith” to the camera and we cut away.)
(We cut to three women standing tall in the ring alone. Fatal Destiny looks menacingly at the camera, Celes Dumont in the middle between Miho-Li and Karina-Ann. We then cut to see The Valkyrie in their own ring empty.)
(Darcy May Morgan and Remi Skyfire looking focused as they even stand the same showing their incredible chemistry as a tag team. Finally, Osamu Arcichida stands in his own separate ring as he raises his baron and plays a symphony in slow motion. Osamu smirks as a bit of that substance he keeps drips away before he shoots poison mist at the camera.)
Kid Cudi: In the zone, in this life, arms open wide
In the zone, caught off and I’m floatin’ by
In the zone, in this life, arms open wide
In the zone, let’s go up
Baby, yeah we can go up!
(We cut to the participants of the elimination match opener. Justin Windgate, Archimedes J. Manson, Mike Gambino, Lindsey Kingsley, Helena Merriman, And Jason Mckormick are shown all hitting their signature moves and in various positions over the past few weeks on Dynasty.)
Kid Cudi: Feelin’ just don’t stop it now
Niggas tryna hate on us (Mm-mm)
Ain’t worry ’bout a thang
Since I’m strong enough
The feelin’ just don’t stop it now
Baby, yeah we can go up (Mm)
Baby, yeah we can go up (Yeah)
(The images of the clock are shown as flashes of Vic Venom in the ring alone are shown quickly.)
“Apocalypse does not point to a fiery Armageddon but to the fact that our ignorance and our complacency are coming to an end…”
(We finally see the voice narrating this part of the video as Drake King is shown standing in front of the mountain of explosives. Quickly, we are shown Drake Kong’s carnage and viciousness on Dynasty coupled with flashes of him standing stoic in front of the bombs. Drake slapping Cage over and over again, Drake taking Cage out with that steel chair, Vic Venom fighting Drake off and costing him a match later on down the line.)
Drake King: The final judgment is not just an evaluation of a sum total of good and evil acts – what we have done. It is an acknowledgement of the final effect or our acts and thoughts – what we have become…what I have become…
(We are shown Drake attacking Vic Venom with that steel chair alongside him Jake Smith as both of them destroy Venom and Ripley. Next, we see Rip and Venom standing tall as they get revenge. We watch a Vic defeat Jake Smith in one on one competition despite Drake trying to help. We return to Drake in front of the mountain of explosives as he reveals a match, lights it, and tosses it onto a gas trail that leads to the bombs. Everything fades to black and the music stops.)
Jaden: I found Eden, between the Euphrates and the Tigris
I’m not dreamin’, smokin’ J’s on the Nile
This is why, why we came
Think I’m done with the hybrids
I don’t like how they speakin’
They just talkin’ about us (Talkin’ ’bout us)
(The music returns as Jaden’s solo words fade out. We see The EAW Universal Women’s Championship before we cut to Serena Bennett. We see her raise that title high above her head at Pain for Pride last season, defeating Sienna Jade and basking in her moment of glory.)
(That moment turns into a thing of the past as our comes Kassidy Heart to Cash in her Iconic Cup winner opportunity. Kassidy and Serena lock eyes as we quickly reach the conclusion; Kassidy Heart defeats Serena Bennett for her championship. Kassidy is now raising the title high above her head in a ring all her own. A look of determination is revealed as she lowers the belt to her shoulders.
(We are then shown Serena Bennett, in her own ring. Staring off into the distance, we are shown the clip of Serena powerbombing Kassidy in to the table on the night they signed their contracts for their match tonight.)
(We cut back to Kassidy before being shown clips of her using a staple gun staple Serena’s hand to the ring one week. We see a side by side shot of both as the clip of Serena busting a bottle of Crip-A-Cola over Kass’s face are shown. We end with both women seen holding the EAW Woman’s Universal Championship the moment they won it before we fade away.)
(We see that lit gas streak quickly approach the mountain of bombs. Another shot of that ticking clock is shown as its nearly close to the end. We see Drake spread his arms before we cut to an empty ring.)
(In steps Impact. Impact has his EAW World Heavyweight Championship in his hands as clips are shown of him winning his title and solidifying his 9th reign as champion. We then see one more ring. In steps Lethal Consequences as he slaps his chest and hypes himself up. We see Lethal Consequences face as Impact attacks former World Heavyweight Champion Noah Reigner and costs him the title Impact eventually would take as his.)
(Lethal is shown beating Impact at Fighting Spirit last season before clips of their back and forth rivalry play right after. Lethal raises a middle finger up before we see Impact clutching his championship against his chest and looks up to the heavens as the music and this footage fades.)
Drake King: Apocalypse has come and gone. We’re just grubbing in the ashes…
(The lit gasoline stream reaches the mountain of explosives as the clock strikes zero.The sound leaves. Drake King spreads his arms as the bombs explode and everything turns white.)
(We now are shown the inside of the CL Center in Hartford, Connecticut as we see the intense but excited audience of Friday Night Dynasty turning up for the first FPV of the season.)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…WELCOME TO OPERATION: DOOMSDAY 2019! We are here to present one of the best FPV cards ever created and we are ready to bring nothing but pure action and incredible confrontations between the best elitists in Elite Answers Wrestling!
Flannery McCoy: You can say that again, Stew! I’m Flannery McCoy, alongside me is Stew-O and the ever so annoying little liar himself…Jake Mercer!
Jake Mercer: I have never in my life spoken a lie! Not back then and not in the future! What I have spoken is facts and behind the scenes things our mainstream fans may not have known. What I do want to say is…I’m excited AF for tonight :blessed:
Stew-O: You are not the only one, Jake! All three championships are on the line, StarrStan’s “Winner Take All” finally will have a winner, Darkane and TLA look to settle their differences along with Vic Venom and Drake King, And so much more!
Flannery McCoy: Impact and Lethal Consequences could very well be having their last match for the World Heavyweight Championship as HRDO officiates it also! Kassidy Heart and Serena finally face off in a real one on one match for that Universal Women’s Championship, and I can’t decide what match I’m most excited about?
Jake Mercer: Do not forget my girls in Fatal Destiny getting revenge on The Valkyrie and Osamu Arcichida!
Stew-O: Let’s get right to it folks!
(The camera fades from ringside as we cut to the arena briefly. We return as the camera is showing the ring with everyone in the Elimination Match standing inside. We see the Referee right in the middle of it before we are shown Stephie Love ringside.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen this IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rules are as follows, if one competitor gets pinned, they are eliminated. This continues until the last person standing is crowned THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as all 7 of these competitors are about to show what they’re made of! RONAN MALOSI GOING FOR THE FIRST BLOW ATTACKING JASON MCKORMICK AND SLAMMING HIM INTO THE CORNER! JUSTIN WINDGATE ALREADY ON THE TOP ROPE, HE NAILS MIKE GAMBINO WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!
Flannery McCoy: LINDSEY KINGSLEY TAKING A RUN, SHE TAKES DOWN HELENA MERRIMAN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK- ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON RUNNING IN WITH A FLOAT-OVER DDT TO LINDSEY!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS MORE ACTION THAN THE INDIAN DEATHMATCH THAT I WATCHED IN MEXICO OVER AN ILLEGAL STREAM!
Stew-O: :russwtf: Anyways, Jason McKormick is fighting back but Ronan Malosi is too strong hammering down on him- MIKE GAMBINO KNOCKING DOWN RONAN AND IRISH WHIPPING JASON, SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! MIKE COMING IN, RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO JUSTIN KNOCKING HIM TO A KNEE! Mike reeling back, HEADBUTT! JUSTIN IS KNOCKED OUT AS MIKE IS GOING FOR THE QUICK PIN-
Flannery McCoy: RONAN MALOSI COMING IN WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: I remember that one MMA match Ronan Malosi had where he knocked out someone in 0.2 seconds, this man is a beast in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: 0.2 seconds?
Jake Mercer: You get the point. RONAN NOW LANDING FIST AFTER FIST DOWN ON MIKE GAMBINO AS HE’S HELPLESS IN THE ATTACK! Meanwhile Archimedes and Helena are going at it at ringside as Lindsey Kingsley is watching it all unfold! A KNEE BY ARCHIMEDES! HE MANAGES TO ROLL HELENA IN THE RING AS LINDSEY IS COMING STRAIGHT FOR HIM, RUNNING FACEBUSTER!
Stew-O: There’s no telling who has control in this match! Lindsey rolling into the ring- JASON MCKORMICK WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE, NO! LINDSEY DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS JASON. HANGMAN NECKBREAKER! SHE CONNECTS WITH “LOVE GALORE!” Jason quickly rolling out of the ring as Ronan is taking a run at Lindsey, LIFTED FLATLINER BY RONAN!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan rebounding off the ropes as he runs to the center of the ring- JUSTIN WINDGATE COMING IN WITH A SPEAR IMPALING MALOSI! MIKE IS ON THE TOP ROPE, ELBOW DROP! METEORITE CONNECTS! Ronan clutching at his chest as Mike is forcing him up, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT-
Jake Mercer: RONAN LIFTING HIM UP INTO A BRIDGING PIN!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY GAMBINO! Ronan getting up and focusing his attention elsewhere- THE PUNCHLINE! ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON WITH A ROLLING THUNDER CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING DOWN RONAN! HELENA GETTING UP AND RUNNING TOWARDS ARCHIMEDES, A FRONT KICK TO THE CHEST BY HELENA MERRIMAN!
Flannery McCoy: Helena I think the only person in the ring- LINDSEY KINGSLEY WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! KINGSLEY SLAMMING THE HEAD OF HELENA DOWN ON THE MAT AS SHE’S RELENTLESS ON THE ATTACK! BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE COMING IN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF KINGSLEY’S HEAD FORCING HER TO STOP THE ASSAULT!
Jake Mercer: This is why Justin Windgate won the then vacant National Elite Championship in 2010, he’s just so versatile.
Stew-O: I’m just gonna believe that’s true. Windgate quickly up to the top rope- SUPERKICK BY JASON MCKORMICK STUNNING HIM! JASON CONNECTING WITH LEGACY AS HE LOOKS TO GO UP WITH JUSTIN! HE’S GRABBING HIM I THINK HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX-
Flannery McCoy: RONAN MALOSI! HE’S KNEED JASON RIGHT IN THE BACK CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE DOWN TO THE GROUND! JASON STUMBLING UP TO HIS FEET AS RONAN IS WAITING FOR HIM, DEATH RO! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! JASON DECAPITATED AND OUT COLD AS RONAN GOES FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stephie Love: Jason McKormick has been ELIMINATED!
(The camera shows Ronan Malosi pushing Jason McKormick out of the ring as he’s tended to by the Ref’s, a look of shame is on his face as Ronan looks with a sinister smile at the sight of Jason McKormick eliminated by him)
Jake Mercer: Such an unflattering way to get eliminated. But this is Ronan Malosi we’re talking about, the guy that survived 10 gunshots to the stomach-
Stew-O: Hold… :usure:
Jake Mercer: Very sure, there’s video proof if you want to see it.
Flannery McCoy: No.
Jake Mercer: Then I’m right. Ronan Malosi is up now and looks like he’s focusing his attention on someone else. WAIT JUSTIN WINDGATE COMING IN WITH A DROPKICK! Ronan stumbling to the ropes as Justin is running at Ronan- RONAN LIFTS JUSTIN OVER HIS HEAD, JUSTIN LANDS ON THE APRON THOUGH. JUSTIN PUSHING RONAN AWAY, JUSTIN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM-
Stew-O: WAIT RONAN CATCHING JUSTIN IN MID AIR! RONAN LIFTING JUSTIN INTO A FIREARMS CARRY! MIKE GAMBINO RIGHT BEHIND RONAN THOUGH, BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI’S HEAD! RONAN FALLS AS JUSTIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Mike Gambino is viciously attacking Ronan Malosi with clubbing blows to his head! Meanwhile it looks like Helena Merriman and Lindsey Kingsley are battling it out in the corner! Lindsey irish whipping Helena into the corner, she’s running at Helena- WAIT! ARCHIMEDES! HE’S GRABBED LINDSEY’S LEG AND PULLED HER OUT OF THE RING! Archimedes already backing up as Lindsey looks confused.
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t look like the MILF Hottie is happy as she looks at Archimedes with anger in her eyes- Oh Archimedes hops over the barricade! Looks like Archimedes is hiding for the time being- HELENA RUNNING IN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO LINDSEY KINGSLEY! ARCHIMEDES JUMPING BACK IN AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION- HELENA MERRIMAN SLAMMING ARCHIMEDES RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE-WAIT HELENA FALLS RIGHT DOWN!
Stew-O: What is Archimedes raising up, IT’S A JOY BUZZER! Archimedes high fiving his what he calls his Dynasty Dancer’s in the crowd as I think they just helped him out here! Archimedes rolling Helena into the ring right now as he rolls in following her- WAIT MIKE AND JUSTIN! THEY’VE LIFTED RONAN UP! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING, DOUBLE POWERBOMB ONTO HELENA MERRIMAN! BOTH RONAN AND HELENA ARE KNOCKED OVER!
Flannery McCoy: Helena stumbling up to a knee as everyone else is brawling- ARCHIMEDES WITH A SHINING WIZARD KNOCKING HELENA DOWN! FOOL’S ERRAND CONNECTS! ARCHIMEDES GOING FOR THE PIN- LINDSEY KINGSLEY THROWING ARCHIMEDES OUT OF THE RING, WHY?!? Lindsey looking to finish off Helena herself as she’s bringing her up- HELENA ROLLING UP LINDSEY!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Jake Mercer: LINDSEY KICKING OUT BUT SHE’S STILL SURPRISED! SPINNING WHEEL KICK BY HELENA! HELENA KIPPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE- MIKE GAMBINO ON THE APRON RUNNING UP TO HELENA WITH A KNEE STUNNING HER ON THE TOP ROPE! MIKE PUSHING HELENA OFF, JUSTIN COMING IN, LIGHTS OUT! REVERSE CUTTER CONNECTS AS JUSTIN GOES FOR THE PIN AND MIKE WATCHES ON!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stephie Love: Helena Merriman has been ELIMINATED!
(Justin Windgate falls to a knee as Helena Merriman is helped out by the Ref. The 5 people left in this match meet in the ring and stare down one another)
Stew-O: Everyone left in this match has nothing to lose at this point. WAIT RONAN MALOSI RUNNING IN, BIG BOOT TO JUSTIN WINDGATE! EVERYONE ELSE GOING AT IT AS MIKE GAMBINO AND LINDSEY KINGSLEY ARE PUMMELING DOWN ARCHIMEDES! Wait Mike stopping…
Mike Gambino (Off-Mic): So you never answered my question about dinner-
Flannery McCoy: ARCHIMEDES TAKING OPPORTUNITY AND PUSHING AWAY MIKE AS LINDSEY GOES AFTER HIM! Archimedes taking a break in the corner as Lindsey is going off on Mike! ARCHIMEDES NOT TAKING THAT BREAK FOR LONG AS RONAN MALOSI IS RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, HE THRUSTS HIS SHOULDERS INTO THE GUT OF ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON! Archimedes falling to sitting position as Ronan is taking a step back, KNEE- NO ARCHIMEDES PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! Ronan going onto the apron-
Jake Mercer: WAIT JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A DROPKICK STUNNING RONAN ON THE APRON! This kind of drive from Justin Windgate reminds me of the time he faced Big Paul Gaggen at Madison Square Garden in an untaped gem!
Stew-O: I don’t think that has ever happened, but ok. Justin meeting Ronan on the apron now as they’re locked in an intense back and forth! WAIT RONAN GRABBING JUSTIN, HE SLAMS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Justin left tumbling down to ringside as Ronan is on the apron looking to strike. WAIT ARCHIMEDES ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AND NAILING RONAN WITH A DROPKICK FORCING HIM OFF THE APRON AND ONTO RINGSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan fighting for his life as Justin has just managed to get up, SUPERKICK! Ronan stumbling back. RONAN RUNNING TOWARDS JUSTIN, SLEEPING PILL! HEADBUTT RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF JUSTIN AS HE’S SURE TO BE KNOCKED OUT! Ronan rolling into the ring right now- LINDSEY! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BRINGING RONAN TO A KNEE! Lindsey setting Ronan up, LOVE GALORE! HANGMAN NECKBREAKER CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: I will never forget the match Lindsey Kingsley has in the 50s, Bra and Panties…
Flannery McCoy: She wasn’t even born then.
Jake Mercer: You don’t know that! Lindsey standing right up and running to the ropes- SPEAR BY MIKE GAMBINO! Mike looking at Lindsey with a disappointed face as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Justin Windgate-
Stew-O: ARCHIMEDES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE KNOCKING BOTH MIKE AND JUSTIN OUT ON RINGSIDE! Archimedes throwing both of them in the ring as he rolls in also, what is he taking out, HE’S TAKING OUT THE JOY BUZZER AGAIN- RONAN PUNCHING ARCHIMEDES RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD- ARCHIMEDES THRUSTING HIS PALM RIGHT ONTO RONAN’S FACE AS HE’S MET WITH SHOCK!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan slowly falling down as the joy buzzer is shocking him to death at the moment. CROSSFACE! ARCHIMEDES LOCKS IN “PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE” AS RONAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! RONAN DOESN’T LOOK LIKE TAPPING AS HE’S TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: His eyes are fading as Ronan has no escape, HE’S OUT! ARCHIMEDES JUST KNOCKED RONAN MALOSI OUT COLD WITH THE JOY BUZZER!
Stephie Love: Ronan Malosi has been ELIMINATED!
(The camera cuts to Ronan being dragged out by Ref’s as everyone is scattered everywhere slowly stirring up realizing what happened)
Stew-O: 4 people left right now in this match. JUSTIN WINDGATE JUMPING TO THE TOP ROPE AS ARCHIMEDES IS STUMBLING UP, MISSILE DROPKICK! MIKE GAMBINO ROLLING INTO THE RING AND PUSHING JUSTIN WINDGATE INTO THE CORNER AS LINDSEY KINGSLEY GOES FOR ARCHIMEDES!
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN KICKING MIKE IN THE FACE AS HE HOPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! CROSSBODY- WAIT MIKE ROLLING THROUGH AND LIFTING JUSTIN UP, HE THROWS JUSTIN RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Lindsey irish whipping Archimedes to the ropes, ARCHIMEDES TRYING TO GO FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT LINDSEY SLIDES UNDER IT AND BEHIND ARCHIMEDES! ARCHIMEDES TRYING TO SWING AGAIN-
Jake Mercer: LIND A HAND! LINDSEY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS ARMBAR- ARCHIMEDES KEEPING LINDSEY UP IN THE AIR AS SHE TRIES TO INITIATE THE ARM BAR, ARCHIMEDES DROPPING HIMSELF DOWN CRUSHING LINDSEY!
Stew-O: Mike is slamming Justin into the corner right now, Mike irish whipping him to the other corner- JUSTIN WITH A GUT KICK AS HE THROWS MIKE INTO THE CORNER! Justin standing back, SPEAR TO THE CORNER AS MIKE CRUMBLES TO THE FLOOR! Justin grabbing Mike-
Flannery McCoy: LINDSEY GRABBING A HANDFUL OF JUSTIN’S HAIR, SHE SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND! Mike taking a run at Lindsey- LINDSEY WITH A LARIAT BRINGING MIKE DOWN! Mike crawling up but ARCHIMEDES IS WAITING FOR HIM, “JK! JUST KICKING!” SUPERKICK-
Jake Mercer: MIKE GRABBING A HOLD OF ARCHIMEDES’ FOOT, HE FLIPS HIM INTO THE AIR! Archimedes falling to the ground as Justin Windgate is kipping up to his feet at the moment. He’s taken a run at Mike Gambino, MIKE ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE- JUSTIN SLIDES UNDER AS HE GRABS MIKE, REVERSE CUTTER! LIGHTS OUT CONNECTS! Mike falls flat to the ground but I dont think Justin is done with him as he hops to the top rope, SHOOTING STAR PRESS-
Stew-O: NO! MIKE GETS HIS KNEES UP AS JUSTIN ATTEMPTS X-FACTOR! JUSTIN CLUTCHING HIS GUT AS MIKE GETS UP- HANGMAN NECKBREAKER! LOVE GALORE CONNECTS AS LINDSEY COMES FROM BEHIND AND SLAMS MIKE DOWN! PIN BY LINDSEY!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stephie Love: Mike Gambino has been ELIMINATED!
(Lindsey sits up with a smirk as Mike is crawling out of the ring in pain just realizing what happened with shock on his face)
Flannery McCoy: 3 left- JUSTIN NOT WASTING ANY TIME GOING FOR SOMEONE AS HE GOES FOR ARCHIMEDES! BOTH MEN LOCKED IN AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH AS I GUESS LINDSEY KINGSLEY IS WATCHING ON FROM A DISTANCE! ARCHIMEDES STOPPING JUSTIN WITH A KNEE AS HE FALLS TO THE ROPES, DROPKICK BY ARCHIMEDES! Justin falls as Archimedes turns around, SNAP DDT BY LINDSEY!
Jake Mercer: LINDSEY THROWING ARCHIMEDES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Justin getting up as he just realizes what happened, LINDSEY RUNNING- JUSTIN SLIDING OUT OF THE RING! Lindsey looks confused- JUSTIN SWEEPS THE LEG OF LINDSEY DOWN AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND TAKES ADVANTAGE! Justin now taking a run, he rebounds off the ropes, SENTON TO LINDSEY! Lindsey trying to leave the ring but Justin is dragging her to the center, PIN ATTEMPT!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY LINDSEY! Justin looking in shock as he slowly gets up and brings her up again- LINDSEY WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF JUSTIN! Justin turning around, PELE KICK- NO LINDSEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS JUSTIN MOVES BACK, HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY LINDSEY! Lindsey bringing Justin up again-
Flannery McCoy: ARCHIMEDES FROM BEHIND! HES GRABBING THE BOOBS OF LINDSEY KINGSLEY! WHAT IS HE DOING, BOOBPLEX! ARCHIMEDES WITH “TA-TA!” AS LINDSEY IS IN SHOCK! WAIT JUSTIN GRABBING ARCHIMEDES, BULLDOG! Justin slowly climbing the top rope now as I think he’s looking for a X-Factor to Archimedes-
Jake Mercer: WAIT! LINDSEY ROLLING INTO THE RING AND MEETING JUSTIN AT THE TOP ROPE! JUSTIN TRYING TO FIGHT BACK WITH PUNCHES BUT LINDSEY IS QUICKLY RETALIATING BACK! SHE JUMPS UP, HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN OFF THE TOP ROPE! JUSTIN GRABBING HIS BACK IN PAIN AS LINDSEY BRINGS HIM UP YET AGAIN, LOVE GALORE-
Stew-O: WAIT JUSTIN LIFTING LINDSEY OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE FALLS TO A KNEE- ARCHIMEDES COMING IN, SHINING WIZARD TO THE HEAD OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! FOOL’S ERRAND CONNECTS AS ARCHIMEDES IS GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! Archimedes looking to the ceiling as both men don’t show signs of getting up any time soon. They’re both starting to get up now as Lindsey is leaning against the ropes taking a breather. ARCHIMEDES TAKING A RUN AT LINDSEY- BUT SHE STRIKES HIM WITH A FOREARM STRIKE SENDING HIM BACK! Lindsey jumping onto the apron, SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! Lindsey rolling up, JUSTIN GOING FOR A SUPERKICK-
Jake Mercer: NO, THE “HEART OF EAW” DUCKS UNDER JUSTIN! JUSTIN TRYING TO LAND A PUNCH AGAIN, BUT LINDSEY GRABS THE ARM OF JUSTIN, LIND A HAND! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN!
Stew-O: JUSTIN TRYING HIS HARDEST TO REACH THE ROPES AS LINDSEY IS TUGGING AWAY AT HIM! IS HE LOOKING TO TAP, HE DOES HE DOES!
Stephie Love: Justin Windgate has been ELIMINATED!
(Justin Windgate looks with a face of shame as he’s helped out of the ring and to the backstage area. Archimedes J. Manson and Lindsey Kingsley meet in the ring and slowly start to circle around each other)
Flannery McCoy: LINDSEY GOING RIGHT FOR ARCHIMEDES WITH A THESZ PRESS! SHE SLAMS HIS HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ARCHIMEDES IS ALREADY STRUGGLING TO FIGHT BACK! Archimedes finally able to push away as he stumbles to the corner, Lindsey running at Archimedes, CLOTHESLINE- NO ARCHIMEDES DUCKS UNDER! ARCHIMEDES MOVING FORWARD, KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF LINDSEY KINGSLEY!
Jake Mercer: Lindsey falling to a crawling position as Archimedes runs to the ropes, BASEBALL SLIDE- NO LINDSEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS UP! WAIT ARCHIMEDES GOING FOR A ROLLING THUNDER CLOTHESLINE- LINDSEY SLIDES UNDER, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF ARCHIMEDES’ HEAD! Archimedes falling right down as Lindsey is going for a pin attempt!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Jake Mercer: You know I remember when Archimedes was 4 he was a lion tamer at the circus, he has a lot of agility and durability.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think they allow 4 year old lion tamers.
Jake Mercer: Not at the circus I was at :mjpls:
Stew-O: Lindsey kipping up to her feet as Archimedes is slowly following. Lindsey jumping up to the top rope as Archimedes realizing what she’s about to do, DIVING CROSSBODY- NO ARCHIMEDES KICKS LINDSEY IN MID-AIR AS SHE WAS GOING FOR “GOT MILF?” Archimedes falls to a knee as Lindsey crumbles down to the ground! Archimedes bringing Lindsey up quickly, irish whip by Archimedes. ARCHIMEDES LIFTING LINDSEY OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Lindsey certainly feeling that as Archimedes Is up on the top rope, ELBOW DROP-
Flannery McCoy: NO LINDSEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Lindsey getting up just before Archimedes and grabbing him, SNAP DDT! Archimedes not staying down for long as he gets to a knee, RUNNING FACEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: Both competitors are stirring on the floor as they both are slowly trying as quickly as they can to get up. LINDSEY QUICKLY TACKLING ARCHIMEDES BUT ARCHIMEDES IS QUICKLY PULLING HIMSELF UP! Archimedes kicking Lindsey away as she gets up- LINDSEY CLOTHESLINING ARCHIMEDES OVER THE TOP ROPE! Lindsey hopping onto the apron as she looks ready to strike. SHE RUNS AT ARCHIMEDES! “WE CAN DO IT-
Stew-O: NO ARCHIMEDES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SPLIT LEG DROP OFF THE APRON! Lindsey getting up- ROLLING THUNDER CLOTHESLINE TO LINDSEY KINGSLEY! ARCHIMEDES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH “THE PUNCHLINE” Archimedes throwing Lindsey into the ring as she slowly crawls up to her feet, INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER! ARCHIMEDES CONNECTS WITH THE “LAST LAUGH” AND THIS INDEED MIGHT BE THE LAST LAUGH AS IT MIGHT BE OVER, ARCHIMEDES GOING FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Applause” by Lady Gaga plays to loud cheers from the crowd as Archimedes is down on the ground in shock and happiness. The Ref helps him up as he raises his hand in victory. Archimedes goes to the top rope and admires the crowd’s reaction to him)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Words can’t back up how big this win is for Archimedes!
Flannery McCoy: You can’t back up anything how would you know.
Stew-O: :damn: But he’s right, this must be a milestone for Archimedes, certainly this’ll mean something big will happen in the future, because he deserves it! Operation Doomsday has been off to a momentous start so far and congratulations to Archimedes!
(We cut from ringside to the backstage area as we see HRDO clutching a referee shirt. Standing outside a locker room. HRDO takes a deep breath, opens the door, and enters.)
???: What do you want, ye’ bitch!
(We see Lethal Consequences sitting in his locker next to a guitar, his loaded microphone, and various memorabilia of his on display.)
Lethal Consequences: Come to hit me with another chair? Finish the job? Exact revenge, fully, exactly? Duty calls, no, it beckons us all. Go ahead you big bitch. Try me again and watch me
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
HRDO: Listen…yes, I hit you in the skull last Friday Night Dynasty and laid you out on that stage in front of millions of people. Yes, it was one of the best feelings of my career to get revenge on you for what you did to me when you were the special referee for my match previously. And yes, knowing I can screw you out of the World Heavyweight title DID cross my mind this entire week since Impact used his GAWD contract to make me the special referee. But…
Lethal Consequences: But…what?
HRDO: I am not here to screw you over, brother. I am here to be a fair and balanced official. As close to the real thing if not better. You have every right not to trust me and of course you probably still hate me but I give you my word if you fight and earn this win, I will be the one raising your hand and giving you the championship you earned!
(HRDO extends his hand as Lethal looks at it.)
Lethal Consequences: Fuck you…I’m winning this shit even if you try screwing me over. Son of a bi- DON’T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?
(Lethal slaps HRDO’s hand away.)
Lethal Consequences: I’m LC! The baddest hombre this side of the equator. The baddest on the other side, too. You and Shrimp-Act are going to get that biblical treatment tonight. Stay out my way or get in my way…I don’t trust you either way. But either way you wanna soon this, I’m fucking up at minimum one peoples and a maximum of infinity peoples if it means I win that championship. Either you gonna let Imp be the only one I whoop or…you can join him. ‘Cuse me, I gotta take a shit…
(Lethal shoulder bumps HRDO who lowers his hand, confused at his sincere attempt to bury the hatchet be shot down by the cranky LC.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is the winner take all FINAL!
(“Avalanche” by Bring Me The Horizon begins to play throughout the speakers of the XL Center as Static appears on the titantron, before flickering into a montage of clips of Havoc’s wrestling performances, about a minute or two passes by with no arrival, until, to the crowd’s deafening negative reaction, Eric Havoc emerges from the back, wearing plain black trunks, black wrestling boots, and a zipped up sweater with the hood up, covering his head.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…from Jacksonville Florida, he is ‘THE ONE,’ ERRIIIIICCC HAAAAAVVVVOOOOCCCC!
(He lowers to his knees, reaching up with his hands to unzip his sweater, revealing a T-Shirt with his insignia and the wording ‘THE ONE’ underneath it and lowers his head, revealing his shaved hair and face. He points to the ring before quickly jumping back up and spreads his arms out and yells.)
Eric Havoc (off-mic): THE ONE IS HERE!
Stew-O: Well, you guys heard him. Eric Havoc is here and he’s hoping to bring it all home tonight here in this Winner Take All Final!
Flannery McCoy: So far this season, we’ve been seeing a much different side to Eric Havoc than we’re used to. He’s more aggressive, more determined, and taking himself incredibly seriously. Could this potentially be his fatal flaw?!
Jake Mercer: I just wanna know what the hell this “all” is, and if it isn’t for a title Eric Havoc created, then what’s the damn point?
Flannery McCoy: That title isn’t apart of EAW so it clearly doesn’t count, Jake!
Jake Mercer: You clearly don’t count…bitch…
Flannery McCoy: Say it again!
Jake Mercer: …my bad…
(With a noticeable skip in his step, Eric heads to the ring, before stopping at the end of the entranceway to soak in the atmosphere before moving to the corner of the steps and pounds the steel to get the blood flowing more before jumping on the second step and going up to the ring turnbuckle and spreads his arms out once more with his face displaying confidence before hopping of it and landing in the center to sit down with his legs crossed.)
(“La Marmelade de Ma Grand Mère” by Florent Caubien hits the speakers and the crowd erupts into ear splitting cheers, welcoming Provencal to the stage. The Unvictorious walks out with a cheerful swagger. He basks in the cheers of the crowd in Hartford, slapping hands with fans along down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Triffouillis-les-Oies, France…PROVVEENNNNCCCAAAAALLLL!
Flannery McCoy: :wow: I love a family man! Provencal is fighting to keep his kids fed and full and he’s been surprisingly successful this season!
Jake Mercer: No surprise to me! This young man has been training harder and harder and has been using his wits to survive and win! He even pinned Eric Havoc and Landerson in past weeks when he faced both men in single’s competition. I must say, Provençal is turning his career around slowly!
Stew-O: He sure is but so is Eric Havoc! Both men didn’t succeed in winning gold last season but both have shown a lot so far here on Dynasty!
(‘Here comes the boom’ by DMX ft Sean Paul and Alexa Vegas begins to play, the crowd absolutely losing their minds and cheering at the top of their lungs in anticipation of the arrival of the Ultimate Underdog.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent…he is from San Jose, California…ELLLLLLLLLL LAAAAAANNNNDDERRRSSSOOONNNN!
Jake Mercer: El Landerson has got his game face on here tonight! If there’s a fan favorite for this one, it’s definitely Landerson. He’s been here all week, guys, preparing for this match and making sure he can deliver all he can to these guys to be able to walk out of here as the winner!
Flannery McCoy: Landerson has suffered a pinfall to Provençal before and has even been assaulted by Eric Havoc multiple times thus far this season. Landerson is my favorite to win tonight but let’s hope he is careful of Provençal’s craftiness and Eric Havoc’s viciousness!
(All three men stand in the ring as the music fades out.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Provençal and Landerson immediately attack Eric! Both club him to the ground as the fans cheer!
Jake Mercer: Havoc is balled up on the floor trying to block the beating as Landerson and Provençal continue to-WOW! PROVENÇAL ROLLS UP LANDERSON! COVER!
Flannery McCoy: Quick cover by Provençal fails as Landerson kicks him off. HAVOC ROLLS UP PROVENÇAL FROM THE GROUND! COVER!
Stew-O: HAVOC IS KICKED OFF OF PROVENÇAL BY A SOLID DROPKICK FROM LANDERSON! HAVOC ROLLS TO A CORNER AND SITS WATCHING AS LANDERSON AND PROVENÇAL BOTH STAND TALL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Crowd: LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!!
(Havoc looks around.)
Crowd: PRO-VEN-CAL!!! PRO-VEN-CAL!!! PRO-VEN-CAL!!!
(Havoc sits and looks around and he hears a faint chant in between the Landerson and Provençal fans.)
Crowd: ERRRRRRRIIIICCCCCC…HAAAAAAAVOC!!! ERRRRRRRIIIICCCCCC…HAAAAAAAVOC!!! ERRRRRRRIIIICCCCCC…HAAAAAAAVOC!!!
Stew-O: Eric Havoc is finally back on his feet after sitting for so long, but now he finds himself in the middle of a three way stare down in this ring, no man looking to make the next move here just yet. El Landerson cracks his neck on either side, beckoning for Havoc or Provencal to come at him—Havoc and Prov turn to each other and it looks like they might have come to an agreement—HAVOC GOES FOR LANDERSON’S LEGS! PROVENCAL HAS HIM BY THE SHOULDERS—THEY LIFTED HIM UP, AND TOSS HIM STRAIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: If this were a Grand Rampage or other Battle Royal variations, Landerson would be done for! But luckily it’s not! :whew:
Flannery McCoy: The boom still has a chance here, Jake, you’re right! But Landerson is gonna take a moment to recover here as he lies flat on his back, clearly in a bit of pain. Havoc and Prov, looking over the top rope to admire their work, making sure that Landerson won’t find his way back into this match anytime soon—AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE ALLIANCE BETWEEN THEM FELL APART AS QUICKLY AS IT FORMED! HAVOC WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF PROVENCAL’S HEAD! FOLLOWED BY AN ELBOW! AND ANOTHER HARD ELBOW! AND ANOTHER!
Stew-O: That’s the beauty of a triple threat, Flannery, it’s every man for themselves! Provencal seemed too quick to trust Havoc here, who has now grabbed Provencal by the back of his neck, dragging him to the turnbuckle corner. Provencal looks almost defenseless here as Eric lands swift punch after swift punch to Provencal’s midsection, his abdomen is turning a shade of bright red—A HARD, KNIFE EDGED CHOP TO PROVENCAL’S CHEST FROM ERIC HAVOC!
Jake Mercer: NO! PROVENCAL COUNTERS! PROVENCAL GRABS ERIC’S HAND BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT WITH THE CHOP! Eric Havoc is at the mercy of Provencal, as Prov won’t let that arm go! He twists that arm in a way that I didn’t even realize was possible before now. Do you think Eric Havoc is double jointed?! :mjlit: Provencal using his positioning here to push Eric back to the center of the ring, away from the turnbuckle corner—and Provencal
with a swift drop kick to Eric Havoc! He goes for a quick cover—
Flannery McCoy: A kickout by Eric Havoc! No way was that enough! Provencal still looking to keep the advantage in this one, a few stomps to the chest of Eric Havoc while he’s still down on the mat—WAIT A MINUTE!
Stew-O: LANDERSON IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTTY BUT PROVENCAL DOESN’T SEE HIM! Landerson going for a huge maneuver here—he’s setting himself up—waiting for the perfect moment—
Jake Mercer: FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE! LANDERSON WITH A FROG SPLASH TO THE STANDING PROVENCAL, AND ITS ENOUGH TO KNOCK BOTH MEN OVER, LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF ERIC HAVOC WHO WAS ALREADY DOWNED! Landerson picks one of his two competitors, goes for the pin, looking to steal the victory as he pins Provencal—
Referee: OOONE! TWWWOO!
Flannery McCoy: HUGE risk by Landerson, but for no reward! Landerson is definitely gonna keep up with the offense, however, as he scoops Provencal back up and whips him into the corner—uh oh—he’s got him in position, and Landerson charges after him—STINGER SPLASH TO PROVENCAL IN THE CORNER! and wait, Eric Havoc is back up, now, too!
Jake Mercer: He’s going for a clothesline on Landerson, but—EL LANDERSON COUNTERS! HE WHIPS ERIC HAVOC INTO THE SAME TURNBUCKLE CORNER—DOUBLE STINGER SPLASH! A BODY SPLASH ONTO BOTH OPPONENTS!
Stew-O: Landerson is on fire as the entire arena cheers on the greatest luchador to ever live!
Crowd: LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!!
Flannery McCoy: Landerson slaps his chest as he watches both Provençal and Eric try to get up. Provençal is up first as Landerson attacks him with kicks to the knees. Eric Havoc is up as he watches Landerson year in to Provençal with strike after strike. Havoc is methodically waiting as Provençal blocks two kicks and mushes Landerson in the face forcing him to turn around in to
Stew-O: CHAOS IMPACT!!! JUMPING CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE FLOORS LANDERSON!! HAVOC RISES TO HIS FEET AND SEES PROVENÇAL CHARGING!!!! CHAOS IMPACT…NO!!! PROVENÇAL BLOCKS THE SECOND JUMPING CUTTER! Provençal gets behind Eric…
Flannery McCoy: THE BOOBY TRAP…NOOOO! PROVENÇAL WENT FOR THE ARM TRAP SLEEPER SUPLEX BUT HAVOC FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! HAVOC WAITS FOR PROVENÇAL TO GET UP…KICKS HIM IN THE GUT…THE DESECRATION!!! NO!!
Jake Mercer: Havoc went for that pedigree but Provençal reverses it and flips Eric over onto his back! Havoc rolls to his feet, charging with a blinding rage in his eyes as he leaps in the air again! CHAOS IMPACT-NOOOOO!!! PROVENÇAL CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR AND ERIC IS FORCED TO PLANT HIS FEET AND ABORT THE JUMPING CUTTER!
Stew-O: Provençal locks his arms around Havoc’s head…THE BOOBY TRAP!!! IT CONNECTS!!! ARM TRAPPED SLEEPER SUPLEX CONNECTS AS ERIC HAVOC IS FLIPPED ON TO LANDERSON! PROVENÇAL ROLLS HAVOC OFF LANDERSON AND COVERS LANDERSON!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last second! LAAAAST SECOND LANDERSON KICKS OUT!! Provençal rolls off Landerson who rolls to his feet. Eric Havoc is stumbling trying to get to his as all three men are back in the center of the ring. Havoc watches as Landerson punches Provençal, making him take a step back. Provençal turns and clocks Eric Havoc, as Havoc is reeling. Havoc throws a beautiful kick to Landerson’s head and snaps the masked man backwards. Landerson charges Havoc who side steps him. Landerson leaps, jumping off the middle ropes. He turns in the air…
Stew-O: SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO PROVENÇAL AS ERIC HAVOC DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! Provençal flips inside out! Eric Havoc pops up, behind Landerson, stalking the GOAT! KICK TO THE STOMACH! LANDERSON BENDS FORWARD! HAVOC HOOKS THE ARMS! THE DESECRATION! THE PEDIGREE DROPS LANDERSON! HAVOC GOES TO ROLL HIM OVER BUT LOOK! PROVENÇAL SPRINTS OVER AND TRIED TO ATTACK HAVOC WHO DUCKS!
Flannery McCoy: PROVENÇAL SPINS AROUND HAVOC’S BODY…LE PETIT PAQUET…NO! HAVOC HAS SEEN THIS BEFORE AND AVOIDS THE SIGNATURE SCHOOL BOY THAT DEFEATED HIM PREVIOUSLY! Havoc and Provençal stand as Havoc charges at Provençal…PROVENÇAL DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND TRAPS HAVOC IN THE SLEEPER AGAIN…THE BOOOOOOOBY TRAPS HITS ONCE AGAIN!!! HAVOC FLOPS TO THE MAT AND ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Stew-O: LANDERSON IS COMING TO! PROVENÇAL SEES THIS! PROVENÇAL QUICKLY ENGAGES LANDERSON BEFORE HE GETS TO HIS FEET! LE PETIT PAQUET! SCHOOL BOY! SCHOOL BOY! COVER!!!
Ref: LANDERSON KICKS OUT! PROVENÇAL IS HURLED OFF LANDERSON AS LANDERSON RISES TO HIS FEET! AN EPIC BURST OF ENERGY IS SHOWN, LANDERSON IS FLEXING HIS MUSCLES AS THE ENTIRE ARENA CHEERS!
Crowd: LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!!
El Landerson: HERE…COMES…THE…
Crowd and Landerson: BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Stew-O: OUT OF NOWHERE! ERIC HAVOC HAS DROPPED LANDERSON ONCE AGAIN!!! ERIC HAVOC STANDS OVER LANDERSON AS FANS BEGIN BOOING HIM FROM BLOCKING LANDERSON’S BIG COMEBACK!
Eric Havoc: ENOUGH OF THIS JOKEY JOKEY BULLSHIT! YOU PEOPLE HAVE MADE FUN OF ME! You made fun of my friends…my family…my career…my mental disorder and this ends TONIGHT! STARTSTAN!!! I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THIS YOU SMUG, OLIGARCHY, ASSHOLE! I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR LUMPING ME IN WITH JOBBER INCORPORATED LOSERS LIKE THIS MASKED FIEND AND THAT DIRTY, STINKY, FRENCH, MORHERFU-
LE PETIT PAQUET!!!! HAVOC IS IN THE SCHOOLBOY!! COVEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Havoc kicks out! Eric rushes to his feet as does Provençal and KICK TO THE GUT BY ERIC HAVOC! HE HOOKS THE ARMS…NO! PROVENÇAL HOOKS ERIC’S ARMS! THE BOOBY TRAP-NO!!! HAVOC BLOCKS IT AND LEAPS IN THE AIR! CHAOS IMP-NO! HAVOC CRASHES TO THE MAT ON HIS BACK BEFORE USING HIS LAST BURST OF ENERGY TO RUSH TO HIS FEET! SLEEPER HOLD! THE BOOBY TRAP!!! ERIC ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Landerson is up! The ultimate underdog attacks Provençal! LOU THEZ PRESS FLATTENS THE FRENCH MAN! Landerson pops up! He points to the sky! He points to the corner! Landerson quickly scales the turnbuckle, standing on top of the top rope! The crowd is going wild!
Crowd: LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!! LAN-DER-SON!!!
Flannery McCoy: LANDERSON GOES FOR IT!!! FROG SPLASH! NOOOO! PROVENÇAL GETS HIS KNEES UP AS LANDERSON BOUNCES OFF OF HIM! PROVENÇAL ROLLS TO HIS KNEES AS LANDERSON RISES HOLDING HIS RIBS! PROVENÇAL IS BEHIND LANDERSON! THE BOOOOOBY TRAP HITS! ARM TRAPPED SLEEPER SLAM FOLDS THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG LIKE AN ACCORDION!
Jake Mercer: PROVENÇAL COVERS HIM!
Stew-O: Eric tries to sneak in!
Jake Mercer: Eric is in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: HAVOC TRIES TO BREAK THE PIN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“La Marmelade de Ma Grand Mère” begins to play throughout the arena as the camera hones in on the rush of emotion on Provencal’s face. He did it. He actually pulled it off, and is the Winner who Takes All.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE WINNER TAKE ALL FINALS…PRROOOVENNCAAAAAALLLLL!
(Provencal stands to his feet and motions to the stage area. As if on cue, all twenty one of his children begin to stampede down the ramp, managing to find their way inside of the ring, crawling and climbing the apron and ropes to get to their father in order to celebrate. Provencal’s pregnant wife slowly matches down the ramp accompanied by the Dynasty general manager, StarrStan, as tears are running down her cheeks.)
Jake Mercer: Havoc breaks it up a millisecond too late! PROVENÇAL WINS! PROVENÇAL IS OFFICIALLY THE WINNER THAT TAKES IT ALL! Such a beautiful moment here for Provencal and his family! At Prov’s last FPV performance, he unfortunately came up a bit short and failed to secure the Big Boogie Bhamionship. But tonight, Provencal can finally get a taste of success thanks to all of his hard work.
(StarrStan grabs a microphone from the timekeeper’s area and signals for the music to stop, Provencal’s unnamed children surrounding their father from every angle. He scoops the youngest up into his arms as the music dies down.)
StarrStan: Congratulations, Provencal! As I’m sure you’ve been waiting for, I’m here to announce what exactly “all” your winnings are!
(StarrStan pauses briefly while flashing Provencal a wide smile.)
StartStan: I am pleased to tell you, Prov, that you have won each of your children a FULL SCHOLARSHIP to ANY college of their choosing when they become of age!
(The crowd pops! We all know how expensive a college education can be! This is huge for Provencal and his family, and he can’t help but begin to cry tears of pure joy.)
StarrStan: And that’s not all! We know those eventual trips to and from the college dorms will require a spacious vehicle to do so, so we’re rewarding you with—A REFURBISHED JEEP!
(At that moment, a stage crew member drives a jeep out into the stage, the very same burnt and dented jeep that Chris Elite was set aflame in after it exploded. The camera turns back to Provencal and his children, who are all cheering excitedly, appreciative of EAW’s generosity.)
StarrStan: And if you think that’s good?! Wait until you hear, Provencal, that you’re going to be in the MAIN EVENT of next week’s episode of DYNASTY, against one of Dynasty’s THREE champions!
Flannery McCoy: What a HUGE opportunity for Provencal! :wow:
(Provencal falls to his knees and begins to bow and thank StarrStan, who pulls the Frenchman back up to his feet. StarrStan raises Provencal’s hand high in the air as a show of ultimate respect and congratulations, exiting the ring as “La Marmelade de Ma Grand Mère” begins to play throughout the arena speakers again.)
Stew-O: Congratulations, Provencal! A well-earned victory, and he’s been showered in rewards from the Dynasty General Manager! This night could not get any better for Provencal and his family.
(As StarrStan steps down the steel steps, he comes face to face with Eric Havoc who stands at the base of the ramp. StarrStan holds his gaze on Eric as he begins to retreat up the ramp. The GM stops to address a clearly frustrated and heart broken Havoc.)
StarrStan: Look, Eric. I just want to say, I know you don’t like me. I know you expect more for yourself and this show. You are so passionate, so determined. You have a temper and maybe one day you can turn that temper in to success as you continue on with your career. But, you lost. I’m sorry, it was a fair match and I honestly was pulling for you near the end. But, hopefully we can move past our differences and move forward as
Eric Havoc: FUCK…YOU!
Flannery McCoy: ERIC HAVOC JUST SPIT ON STARRSTAN’S SHOES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ERIC HAVOC? THAT IS JUST PURE DISRESPECT! MY GOODNESS! STARRSTAN TRIES TO BURY THE HATCHET AND HAVOC IS NOT SATISFIED AT ALL!
(If looks could kill, StarrStan would be dead. Havoc shakes his head in disgust and brushes right into StarrStan’s shoulder, excusing himself up the ramp and through the curtain.)
Stew-O: Eric Havoc is not pleased at all!
Flannery McCoy: He lost another fair match against someone he deems not #TRUEDYNASTYTALENT but he keeps blaming StarrStan! He had no right to spit on that man’s shoes!
Jake Mercer: Eric Havoc has been training to compete against more serious competitors such as Jack Ripley, Jake Smith, and guys who aren’t seen by the masses as jokes!
Flannery McCoy: You calling Provençal and Landerson jokes?
Jake Mercer: of course not! But, that’s what Eric Havoc sees when he sees them! That’s why he mocked them with that Ravage La Corte costume, that’s why he has attacked and injured so many people, that’s why he wanted to beat these two in the biggest match of his career but alas, Provençal survives this epic encounter!
Stew-O: That shoulder bump and death stare spoke volumes. But that spit by Eric just might have pushed hints further than StarrStan expected things to go. Landerson fought hard and he surely will continue to be the GOAT. Amazing performances by all three men, really. But the end of the day there stands one man. One man with a lot of children.
Flannery McCoy: Provençal just won it all literally and figuratively as he will main event he next Dynasty against one of the three champions on this show. But, Eric…it looks like he isn’t done with his bubbling feud with StarrStan and things are getting closer to explosion territory!
(We cut backstage as we see Jake Smith warming up as Drake King sits in his chair looking unenthusiastic as can be.)
Jake Smith: Tonight is the night, Drake!
Drake King: …yea.
Jake Smith: Tonight, The Round Table officially make Dynasty OUR show!
Drake King: …yeah, tonight…
Jake Smith: I mean, me and Rip have been going at it this week! Lot of smack from his mouth and my own! This is my chance to shut everybody up! Especially him! Yeah, I have been waiting for this moment for my entire career to step it up and compete for a title as prestigious as The National Elite Championship! Tonight, I make that son of a bitch kneel and I take what I deserve!
Drake King: At least one of us is excited…
Jake Smith: :wow: Wh-What is that about?
Drake King: I’m going to beat Vic Venom and I am going to end his career, Jake. I have not the slightest doubt or worry about that.
Jake Smith: I-I mean, Yeah! You are Drake King! Formerly the INTERWIRE KANG! The toughest bastard on Friday nights! StarrStan is a fool for even giving Vic Venom this chance against you! You deserve a shot at championship gold just as much as me!
Drake King: Maybe after you beat Jack Ripley, you can give me a shot…huh?
(Jake looks shocked a bit, taken aback by Drake King.)
Jake Smith: I mean…I guess I
Drake King: Stop. That was a joke, man!
Jake Smith: Fuck…ok! I mean, after I destroy Jack Ripley and run through a few title defenses…may be 13 or more…maybe we could figure out a match at the next Pain for Pride! But, honestly…you are undervalued man! You should be in Lethal Consequences’ spot facing Impact for that World title!
Drake King: You have a point. Lethal has been handed title shots throughout his career. I beat Malcolm Jones for his Interwire Championship months ago and he’s clearly better than LC!
Jake Smith: True!
Drake King: Look, how about I let you warm up some more. I need to go relax my mind and get ready for this execution and beheading I have in store for Vic Venom tonight!
Jake Smith: Fuck yes! Go do your thing!
(Drake gets up and leaves as Jake Smith continues doing a few stretches and warm ups.)
???: Hey cutie pie!
Jake Smith: huh?!
(In walks the sexy, beautiful, fit, incredible Lindsey Lingsley smiling ear to ear as all the men in the building quickly reach for their obligatory lotion bottles.)
Lindsey Kingsley: I see you have a big match tonight! You going against that Shooter guy, Jack Ripley!
Jake Smith: Um…Yeah…Um Who are you?
Lindsey Kingsley: I am Lindsey Kingsley, silly! I’m one of the newest members of Friday Night Dynasty! I competed earlier in that elimination match? Sadly, I lost!
Jake Smith: Damn…that sucks. But what are you doing here?
Lindsey Kingsley: Well, I have to say…I just came by to wish you good luck personally! I have been watching you. You are a very handsome young man and you have a fan in me. Good luck…
(Lindsey leans over and plants a sexy kiss on Jake Smith’s cheek.)
Lindsey Kingsley: I hope you win! I will see you around, Jakey!
Jake Smith: Wha-the my oh…!
(Jake looks around as he looks as surprised as everyone watching at that little good luck wish from the Most Wanted Milf in EAW.)
(We fade to an advertisement for the next big cross brand show, Territorial Invasion! The commercial features all three of EAW’s world champions and many other faces.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSON TAG MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
( “Evil of the sky” starts up over the arena speakers. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first,at a total combined weight of 515 pounds, REMI SKYFIRE AND DARCY MAY MORGAN…. VVVVVVAAAAALLLLLLKKKKKKKYYYRRRRIIIIEEE!!! AND OOOOOSSSSAAAAMMMMMMUUUU AAAARRRCCCCICCCCHHHHDDDAAAA
(The trio of Skyfire, Morgan and Arcichida step out through the curtain looking lose ready and confident.)
Stew-O: Well tonight we settle this rivalry between these three and fatal destiny. And for Valkyrie what do you have to do to win here tonight?
Jake Mercer: Well for these two id say that keeping this match grounded and utilizing a strength advantage will be key!
Flannery McCoy: Do not forget that working well with Osamu Arcichida will also be paramount here, these three will have to gel as a cohesive unit if they want to walk away with the win!
( Arcichida and Valkyrie enter the ring, a few moments pass as they try to discuss some last minute strategy. Suddenly their music fades out and is replaced with “Fight Song” by Sister Sin.)
Stephie Love: and their opponents, at a total combined weight of 390 pounds, MIHO LI, KARINA-ANN, AND CELES DUMONT… FFFFFAAAATTTTAAALLLL DDDDEEESSSSTTTIIIINNNNYYYYY!!!
( fatal destiny step out on stage their eyes never wavering from their opponents as they make their way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: as you can see it is all business here tonight for Fatal Destiny, especially Celes Dumont who you have to wonder how she is holding up after that concussion she suffered a few weeks back?!
Jake Mercer: That is a big question mark for tonight and if it were me In Dumont’s shoes, I wouldn’t have rushed back so fast!
Flannery McCoy: Celes is out for revenge and you know that she is gonna want to stick and move! She does not want to get pinned down and take big shots, especially to the head!
( Fatal Destiny enters the ring, and almost immediately the music fades out.)
DING DING DING!!!
Stew-O: both teams standing off in the middle of the ring, each side talking some trash trying to goad the other into making a mistake here, AND WOAH JUST LIKE A POWDER KEG BOTH TEAMS EXPLODE ATTACKING EACH OTHER TRADING RIGHT HANDS! Miho Li taking down Darcy May Morgan before landing a flurry of mounted punches, Darcy fighting back and now she’s the one on top landing those hard shots to the face! Look out Miho trying to get back to the top, and both women tumble out of the ring under the bottom rope!
Jake Mercer: Karina Ann has Osamu up against the ropes and is laying into him with knife edge chops that are turning his chest! Karina charges at Osamu with a clothesline, But Arcichida counters with a back body drop that sends her over the top down to the floor! Osamu follows her to the outside where Li sends Darcy shoulder first into the steel steps! Darcy down as Osamu wails away on Karina Ann against the guard rail!
Stew-O: Look out! from behind Miho Li lands the running bicycle kick! That one landing right on the back of the neck of Osamu!! The referee on the outside trying to insert some sort of semblance of order here by ordering Li back to her corner!
Flannery McCoy: Miho arguing with the ref, Arcichida getting back up and shoves the ref out of the way! Osamu looking for a right hand, Miho blocks it, GREEN MIST!!!! Arcichida blind by that green mist! DDDDDEEEEAAADDDLLLYYY LLLLLIIITTTTTLLLLEEEE MMMMMIIIIHHHHHOOOOO!!!! THAT KNEE STRIKE LANDS FLUSH!!!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile inside the ring Remi skyfire is still slugging it out with Celes Dumont! Remi lands with a right hook to the jaw, and that one seems to have stunned Dumont, Skyfire with a kick to the gut, and and takes Celes over hard with a snap Suplex! Dumont feeling that one as Skyfire stays on the attack, remi dragging Celes up by the hair, AND OH!! DUMONT WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES! THE REFEREE PREOCCUPIED WITH MIHO TO SEE THAT ONE!
Stew-O: CELES DAMN NEAR CLAWED REMI’S EYES OUT! Skyfire blinded as she swats at the air, Dumont keeping her distance, AND WOW CELES SENDS REMI NEARLY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! Dumont skips going for the cover, instead she is looking for payback for that concussion as she mounts Skyfire and lands with hanmerfists and elbows to the face! Remi able to transition and is now on top in the full guard, and gets the heel hook!! Skyfire has that submission locked in.
Flannery McCoy: Pain shooting through the leg of Dumont, but she isn’t giving up just yet! Instead she’s able to slip her other leg free and is striking any and every part of Remi’s body she can!
Jake Mercer: Oh Celes catching remi in the face, that one breaks the hold. Both women back to their feet, ROCKET QUEEN!!! REMI JUST ROCKED CELES WITH THAT SUPERMAN ELBOW!! Dumont on wobbly legs falling out of the ring through the ropes! Miho outside helping Karina-Ann up to her feet, but doesn’t notice Valkyrie on the other side of the ring with a double team on Dumont! Look out here they each have their hooks in on Celes, I hope their not doing what I think they’re about to! WWWWOOOOORRRRRLLLDDDD WWWWAAARRR 3!!!!
Stew-O: DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! MY GOD!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CELES IS MOTIONLESS AFTER THAT ONE! I CANNOT BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF THESE TWO!!!
(EMT race down to ringside where they quickly examine the damage. The rest of the competitors engage as the medical staff load Celes Dumont onto a stretcher.)
Stew-O: Osamu down, Celes Dumont down, we are now a two on two tag match here as Miho Li enters in officially! Li laying in with shoot kicks to the ribs that bring remi down to her knees! Li taking a few steps backward before charging at Skyfire, Shining Wizard! NO WAIT!! MARY JANES LAST DANCE!!! Remi with an incredible counter!
Flannery McCoy: but she couldn’t cinch it in all the way and Miho is able to scurry to the ropes! Remi trying to drag Li back towards the center of the ring but Miho is clinging to that rope like her life depended on it! The referee ordering a break which Remi give reluctantly. Remi up on her feet in a fighting stance, Miho cautious as she gets back on hers, and notice how closely she’s keeping to the ropes here, she saw just how quick Remi can apply that inverted Indian deathlock.
Stew-O: Remi is pressuring Li by coming forward, Li with a kick, Remi catches it, But Miho counters with the enzuigiri! Remi down, Cover made quickly!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! KICKOUT!!
Stew-O: Remi getting a shoulder up! Miho turns towards her corner, Skyfire shoots in and gets a hold of Miho’s ankle! Li hopping on one foot reaching to make a tag…
( Karina Ann stretches out and is able to tag in before Remi drags Miho away from her teammates.)
Stew-O: I don’t think Remi saw the tag was made, she thinks Li is still the legal participant in this match as she has Miho hooked, and slams her down to the mat with the release fisherman’s Suplex! Li in a lot of pain as Remi screams for her to get up, but from behind Skyfire is blindsided by Karina Ann! Karina landing a few hard stomps to the back of Remi Skyfire, Miho back up now, and she joins in! This one starting to look more like a mugging than a wrestling contest here!
Jake Mercer: Skyfire May have had the fight taken out of her with these shots! And now the official ordering Miho out of the ring, but again Miho arguing with him, and with the ref distracted Karina Ann takes advantage with the grounded foot choke! Darcy May Morgan coming in, and Karina fleeing to her corner! Li with leg through the ropes as she points out Morgan in the ring!
( Miho quickly reenters the ring and resumes stomping at Remi as referee forces Darcy back outside.)
Flannery McCoy: and Miho finally exiting the ring just as the ref brings his attention back to the competitors in the ring, Karina picking Remi up by the head and shoots her off the ropes with an Irish whip, Remi reverses, Karina rebounding off the far side ropes, and Remi lands a huge overhead belly to belly Suplex! Man what snap in that one! Karina clutching her back as she beats remi to her feet, Karina with a right hand, Remi blocks it and Answers back with a stiff forearm! And another! And a third! WOW WHAT A SPINNING BACK ELBOW THAT PUTS KARINA DOWN ON THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: if this was an MMA match the referee might have called this one a TKO after that one! Skyfire dragging Karina up by the hair and gets a front face lock, Remi now reaching back for the tag to Darcy May,
Jake Mercer: Darcy taking Karina by the head, but karina fighting back with shots to the midsection, Karina buying herself a bit of breathing room to get back to her feet! Darcy charges in with a clothesline, BUT KARINA CATCHES HER COMING IN WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK! That boot damn near took Darcy’s head off! Karina with a cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! KICKOUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Karina back to her feet quickly as she lies in wait for Darcy to get up off the mat, Darcy scooting back trying to get away, Karina following afte- HEY REMI FROM THE OUTSIDE WITH A HANDFUL OF HAIR THAT SENDS THE BACK OF KARINA’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE MAT! That one will be giving Karina-Ann one hell of a headache as Darcy May pounces and pounds away with a mounted flurry of punches! Morgan like a shark that smells blood as she tags in Skyfire! Morgan dragging Karina up by the head and whips her towards Remi… POP UP HEADBUTT!!! KARINA-ANN STUMBLING BACK IN A DAZE RIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF DARCY MAY… IMPRETTIER!!! VALKYRIE COMBO #1 LANDS!! Skyfire with the cover leg is hooked!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!! TTTHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: I’m surprised Karina kicked out of that to be totally honest, that was a hell of a one-two punch and some excellent teamwork by Valkyrie! Remi with a snapmare takeover as she tags back out to Darcy May, and the whole while you can see Skyfire glaring at Osamu as she reaches out towards the corner! Darcy makes the tag and hooks Karina-Ann by the head, Remi hooking her as well, and a double Suplex lands!
Jake Mercer: Karina trying to crawl over towards her team, but Darcy drops an elbow right to the spine! Darcy picking Karina up, Morgan lands with a forearm, Karina Answers with one of her own, Darcy fires back, Karina with another forearm! And a second, and a third that dazes Darcy May! Karina sprinting off the ropes, AND MORGAN CATCHES HER WITH THE SITOUT SPINEBUSTER!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN THUS COULD BE IT!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Miho Li breaking up the pin just before the three! Darcy May staying on the attack as she whips Karina-Ann into the corner! Karina hitting hard into the turnbuckles, Darcy May charges at her for a corner spear… But Karina moves at the last second and Darcy hits nothing but the ring post! Karina slow to get back up as Morgan comes out of the corner holding her shoulder!
Jake Mercer: I think that was the one that got sent crashing into the stairs earlier!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy aggressively trying to stay on the offensive with a right hand! And another! Morgan has that left fist cocked back… TTYN!!! But Karina ducks underneath, and counters with the jumping armbreaker!!!
Stew-O: and you can see the pained expression on the face of Darcy May Morgan from that move! There may have been some damage done to that shoulder! Karina Ann slowly crawls towards the corner, Darcy trying to make it back towards her own!, who’s gonna make the tag first?!
( Darcy tags in Remi as Karina tags in Miho Li.)
Jake Mercer: tags are made and now both Remi and Miho stand in the center of the ring trading right hands, neither one giving up, neither one backing down! Miho with a kick to the mid section, Skyfire doubled over, Li has her set up, and lands the running flipping snapmare! Miho not finished yet however as she hops up onto the top rope, Skyfire getting back up, SUPERHERO LANDING!!!
Flannery McCoy: What resiliency on the part of Remi Skyfire to somehow make it back to her knees after being being crushed like that! Li scooping her up, looking for the dragon snap! Remi shoving her off , Miho hitting the turnbuckle chest first! Miho stumbling back right into the waiting arms of Skyfire… Tiger Suplex lands! Li down, Skyfire up to the middle rope, CANNONBALL SENTON!!! THE CHERRY BOMB CONNECTS WITH ALL OF REMIS WEIGHT COMING DOWN ONTO MIHO!! HERES THE COVER SHOULDERS DOWN!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!! KICKOUT!!!
Jake Mercer: MIHO GETTING THE SHOULDER UP AND THE MATCH CONTINUES!! Remi Toses Iho over the top rope, Miho landing on the apron… THE EF-5!!! MIHO LI WITH AN INCREDIBLE SPRINGBOARD REVERSE TORNADO DDT PLANTS REMI INTO THE CANVAS! and you can see the wheels turning inside Miho’s eyes, Li hits the Far side ropes, what she gonna-FACE ACHE!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THAT SUPERKICK!!!
Stew-O: Miho ran with a full head of steam right into Darcy’s boot and she is out like a light! Darcy reviving Remi and now both members of Valkyrie have their sights set on Miho! Two on one as Li is whipped off the ropes, Skyfire and Morgan hitting the ropes as well, AND LAND A DOUBLE SPEAR THAT NEARLY SAWS CELES MIHO IN HALF!!! And you know Skyfire and Morgan put everything they had behind that tandem spear as Darcy is clinching at that bad shoulder!
Flannery McCoy: but did you see Karina making that blind tag?! I don’t think Remi did because she’s signaling she wants to finish this, Miho motionless as Skyfire sets her up… MARY JANES LAS-GUILLOTINE DDT!!! KARINA ANN WITH A DDT THAT NOBODY SAW COMING!!! DONT DISS DARCY!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CATCHES KARINA-ANN ON THE CHIN!
Darcy wounded but still able to land that knee strike! Morgan now picking up Li and shoots her into the corner, BULLET TIMER!!! THAT SPIN KICK OFF THE TURN BUCKLES ALMOST KNOCKED DARCY MAY’S HEAD OFF!!!
Stew-O: Remi getting back to her feet, Miho throws a right hand, Remi blocks it and Answers back with a kick to the stomach! Skyfire running off the ropes, KKKKKKKIIIIISSSSS MMMMMEEEEEE DDDDDDEEEEAAAADDDDLLLLLLYYY!!!! NO WAIT! MIHO TRAPPING HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT TILT A WHIRL ON HER SHOULDER! Skyfire trying to wriggle free, but instead gets hot shotted across the top rope by Li! Remi clutching her throat gasping for air but still somehow on her feet, Miho locking setting her up and zipping up the turnbuckles…
Flannery McCoy: DDDDRRRRAAAAGGGGGOOONNNNN SSSSSNNNNAAAAAPPPPP!!!! NO REMI TOSSING MIHO OVER THE TOP DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Jake Mercer: Karina-Ann using the ropes to get back up, Remi waiting for her… KKKKKKIIIIISSSSS MMMMEEEEEE DDDDEEEEAAADDDDLLLLLYYYYY!!! TILT A WHIRL STUNNER LANDS!!! REMI WITH THE COVER!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTHHHRRREEE!!!!
DING DING DING!!!!
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…THE VAAAAAAAALKYRIE AND OSAAAAAAMU ARCICHIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDAAAAA!!!
Flannery McCoy: The trio of The Valkyrie and Osamu Arcichida wins out as Fatal Destiny has been shortened by a member! They went after Celes Dumont as they did previously when she was given a concussion in her match a few weeks ago. She performed through it and suffered another bruising when she faced Osamu but now? I don’t know guys. Celes might be hurt severely!
Stew-O: One of the toughest stars we have, it’s a shame how Celes Dumont has been treated by Valkyrie and Osamu. We are going to have to pray she is ok and this isn’t the end for her but my god does Fatal Destiny sit at a crossroads with their leader sidelined again?
Jake Mercer: It’s sad but Karina is tough and isn’t afraid to fight. My wittle Miho is poised to make an impact and possibly make her cousin proud and hopefully these two can build the Fatal Destiny name back to the level it was on Empire or stronger in the coming weeks!
Stew-O: Yes, but for now…Osamu, Remi, and Darcy stand tall and strong as Operation: Doomsday continues!
(We cut from the feed to an advertisement for a new candy bar by Reese’s. Reese’s “Soo much nut” peanut butter cups are shown and they are 100% peanut butter without the chocolate. We watch as former EAW elitist Silver Ann Fox struggles to eat the treat before returning to the show.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring holding a microphone with a big grin on her face. She is clearly excited and full of pride to be out here tonight calling this match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is a STREET FIGHT! That means anything goes! You can only win by pinfall or submission!
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way blasts across the speakers as the crowd erupts into boos.)
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 220 pounds he is “The King” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KINGGGGGGG!!!!
(Drake King comes out to the stage with a determined look on his face. He is all business tonight as he does various stretches to prepare himself for what will surely be the toughest match of his entire career.)
Jake Mercer: All hail the king of Dynasty!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALL FAIL!
Jake Mercer: :dahell:
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Stew-O: Look at how prepared Drake King is for this Street Fight. He has prepared his entire career for a moment like this. Facing one of the deadliest and most skilled competitors in EAW today!
Flannery McCoy: Just think of all the weeks of build that led up to this match! There is just no way that it can let us down! This is going to be a Match of the Year candidate right here so I hope you are all prepared for it!
Jake Mercer: I know I am. Vic Venom has been desperate to get this match with Drake King. Just think of all the weeks of taunting… all the weeks of beef between these two. It has all led to this moment right here tonight! After so much hype there is absolutely no way that Vic Venom is going to throw this match away! This is his opportunity!!! This is his moment!!! I am getting literal shivers right now the likes of which I only ever feel at Pain for Pride main events!!!
(“Ronin” by Within the Ruins hits to an ear splitting ovation from the crowd. As the metalcore band continues to blast across the speakers a mosh pit forms in the audience. Security quickly intervenes as all these rich Hartford teens are rocking a little too hard here tonight. A small child is shown being pulled out of the mosh pit as security begs the sound guy to shut the music off but he can’t hear him over the screaming and moshing.)
Stew-O: Well it is a Street Fight but sadly I didn’t want the fans to get hurt tonight.
Jake Mercer: When Vic Venom is in the house nobody is safe! WE ARE GETTING EXTRRRRREMEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Oslo, Norway… weighing in at 225 pounds he is “The Morningstar” VIC VENOM!!!!
(Suddenly Vic Venom staggers out to the stage with a bottle of Henny in his hands. He nearly trips walking up down the ramp because apparently he’s lit. He shakes his wet hair to the aggressive metal music but quickly stops as he starts looking dizzy. He sits down for a second crossing his legs at the top of the stage.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh my here it comes!
Stew-O: Vic Venom has so much attitude! He’s going to drop a pipe bomb!
Crowd: VIC! VIC! VIC!
(Vic Venom looks out at the crowd with glassy eyes as he gives them a weary smile. After a while of suspension for Vic Venom’s words… he lets out a loud belch instead.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh.
Jake Mercer: Yeah that’s disappointing.
(Vic Venom gets up and slowly makes his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Vic Venom is really out of it tonight. I was so sure he would come prepared to fight tonight. Wait… maybe this is some kind of trick? Some kind of strategy?
(Vic Venom staggers around ringside. He then moves over to the commentary table and takes a seat. Drake King is shown yelling at him to get in the ring.)
Jake Mercer: What are you doing? Why are you over here?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: Yikes.
Stew-O: You know you have a match right?
Vic Venom: WHAT?
Stew-O: A match. A Street Fight with Drake King… you’ve been begging for it for weeks.
Vic Venom: WHAT?
Vic Venom: Can you be a little more descriptive?
Stephie Love: Ummm if you didn’t hear… this is a STREET FIGHT BETWEEN DRAKE KING AND VIC VENOM! STARTING RIGHT NOW!
Vic Venom: Shit!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Well you hate to see it but this crowd was absolutely thrilled to see Vic Venom here tonight. And in just a short period of time it seems like he has become the most hated man in the arena! What a pathetic mess!
(Vic Venom takes off his jacket revealing his array of extravagant tattoos.)
Jake Mercer: Is that a Nazi tattoo?
Stew-O: Just… just act like it’s not there. Just pretend for a little while and hopefully this will all be over soon and we can go home…
Flannery McCoy: Vic Venom charges in at Drake King who easily side steps him. Vic tries to run off the ropes but fails this basic maneuver you learn on the first day of training. He tumbles over the top rope flipping to the outside and landing face first on the floor!
Stew-O: Vic Venom thrashes around on the floor pounding his fists into the mat as he throws a temper tantrum.
Jake Mercer: Drake King looks annoyed as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Vic around the waist and drags him back up. He kicks him hard in the gut and hits a Snap DDT right down on the mat! He then pulls Vic back up and throws him back into the ring! The cover!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Vic Venom somehow got the shoulder up!
Jake Mercer: It is sad that we are surprised he kicked out of the first fall of this match… but here we are…
Stew-O: Vic Venom looks like he is covered in sweat and breathing heavily just from lifting his shoulder all that way off the mat.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King is shown coughing and heaving from the stench of Vic Venom as he backs away quickly falling into the corner. Vic slowly gets back up as Drake measures him… He charges in… SUPERKICK!!!
Stew-O: NO!! VIC SOMEHOW DRUNKENLY STAGGERS OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Jake Mercer: But Drake whips around grabbing Vic by the hair as he pulls him back towards him. He pulls Vic’s head down to his crotch and hooks the arms… MILLER LIGHT CONNECTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! VIC SOMEHOW DODGED! DRAKE LOOKS SHOOK THAT VIC GOT OUT OF THE WAY! OMG VIC WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! HOW?!
Stew-O: I mean, he half missed that but Vic Venom taking the opportunity as he goes for the pin on Drake! The cover!
Jake Mercer: NO HE KICKED OUT!
Stew-O: Vic Venom is furious! He thought he had the match won. He is tearing his hair out in rage!
Vic Venom: FUCK YOU REFEREE. THIS IS YOUR FAULT! I SHOULD HAVE WON! I’M SO SICK OF BEING SCREWED!!!!
Vic Venom: FUCK THIS SHIT! I’M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE! ALWAYS SCREWING ME MONTREAL STYLE!
Stew-O: OH SHIT! DRAKE KING WITH A METAL ROD ACROSS THE HEAD OF VIC! VIC’S COLLAPSING LIKE A TON OF BRICKS IN THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: It would seem that Vic Venom spent so much time bitching he failed to see the opportunity right in front of him.
Jake Mercer: Wait… that’s not just a metal rod…
Flannery McCoy: IT’S A BRANDING IRON!!!
Crowd: YOU SICK F*CK! YOU SICK F*CK!
Jake Mercer: Drake King with a piping hot branding iron as he flips Vic Venom over. Drake looks down at Vic’s tattoos. Vic looks up at Drake with tears in his eyes but a man like Drake King has no remorse for this kind of bullshit! Drake with a sick smile on his face as he raises up the branding iron…
Stew-O: AND HE BRINGS IT DOWN RIGHT ONTO THE BELLY OF VIC VENOM!!!
Flannery McCoy: Blood curdling squeals and screams are heard echoing through this entire arena as Drake puts the brand to Vic Venom! Smoke and steam blast out from where burning flesh meets steel filling the ring like some sadistic campfire!
Jake Mercer: KEEP GOING DRAKE! BURN IT ALL OFF!!
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Stew-O: Drake King suddenly stops as he lays down the branding iron and brushes away the smoke with his hand. Can you smell that Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: I really do not want to think about what that smells like right now…
Jake Mercer: Drake taking in the sight now as he looks down at the big red “OK” that has been permanently seared into Vic Venom here tonight.
Stew-O: And somehow in spite of all that pain Vic Venom is still conscious… that might be the most surprising part of all this to me. Vic Venom looking down at his own disfigurement with a look of confusion and bewilderment.
Flannery McCoy: He can’t believe what was just done to him…
Drake King: :smugcena:
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Jake Mercer: AND DRAKE KING WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF VIC VENOM! WHAT A SHOT HE WAS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES THERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: The cover!
Stew-O: NO! Drake King pulled Vic Venom’s shoulder up at the last minute! This sick fuck is smiling! He’s not finished!
Flannery McCoy: Drake reaches over and grabs the steel chair! Looks like more damage is incoming soon!
Jake Mercer: Drake sets Vic’s head on the chair before bouncing off the ropes…
Stew-O: FALLEN KINGDOM! CURB STOMP RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!
Flannery McCoy: But Drake doesn’t go for the cover! He tosses Vic to the outside! Drake grabs the chair and climbs to the outside before picking Vic up. He leans Vic up against the ringpost. Vic hugging that ringpost like it’s all he has left to hold on to!
Jake Mercer: Drake King swings again with the chair! Right into the skull of Vic Venom which is up against the ringpost!
Stew-O: AGAIN! AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: My god..
Stew-O: I don’t even want to look at what is left of Vic Venom’s head right now…
Jake Mercer: Personally I think he looks better now.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King grabs Vic and tosses him back into the ring before rolling after him.
Stew-O: Drake gingerly kicks Vic Venom over onto his back and places one foot gently atop his chest.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. DRRRRRAKE KING!!!
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way hits as Drake King receives a rare positive reaction from the crowd which is united by its intense hatred for Vic Venom.)
Flannery McCoy: Well Drake King did it… I can’t say this match was what I was hoping for but it sure was… something.
Jake Mercer: An absolute travesty Flannery! But if there’s one good thing that has come of it these idiot fans have finally shown some respect to the King! :blessed:
Stew-O: This was one of the saddest performances I have seen at an EAW FPV in recent memory. Everyone in attendance has lost brain cells from watching Vic Venom “wrestle” here tonight. What was hyped for weeks as a potential match to steal the entire show tonight… has instead become a disappointment of epic proportions that will taint the very brand of Dynasty as long as Vic continues to occupy it.
Flannery McCoy: Yeee I don’t see Starr keeping this man around much longer. Oh ye here we go.
(Medical officials are shown looking at the wounds of Vic Venom when an angry StarrStan appears waving them away. Vic who has already been loaded onto a stretcher is flipped over as Starr is shown waving in someone from the back.)
Starr: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! HE’S NOT GETTING TREATMENT! NOT ON MY DOLLAR! NOT ON THE AMERICAN DOLLAR!
(Suddenly ICE officials emerge from backstage as they storm ringside putting Vic Venom in handcuffs and dragging him up the ramp. As they reach the top of the ramp Vic turns around looking down to the ring and his victorious opponent for the last time.)
Vic Venom: See ya around DK…
Jake Mercer: Yeah nah we not seeing him around ever again. Get him the hell outta here!
Stew-O: I guess the president was wrong about Norwegian immigrants being better for our country if they are all like Vic Venom.
Flannery McCoy: OUT! OUT! OUT!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the 2018 Bust of the Year award which has retroactively been awarded to Vic Venom! Congratulations on this great achievement!!!)
(We cut backstage as we see a dark filled room in what looks to be the basement of the CL Center. Darkness covers the camera until a cigarette is lit and we see there faint expression of a familiar face.)
Darkane: If you expect that Mexican piece of shit to walk in to this building, to that ring, and in to my face and leave unscathed…you are mistakenly off in your thinking. On this night of undeserving people getting unearned title shots, women bickering on who gets to be the best woman in a sport where men clearly thrive and carry this business on our backs…I laugh at what I have been reduced to. I have to settle with settling the score with a man I deplore. I have to be happy and get in my hands and knees and praise the wrestling gods at what has been given to me.
(Darkane puffs the cig and lowers his head.)
Darkane: Well, I am not grateful for this match. I am not really happy about having to face TLA here tonight…but I will make do. I will make this match one that lives in infamy and be one last warning for each and every member of this forsaken roster. A locker-room full of over the hill women and weak men. A colostomy bag of bullshit is spewed from the mouths of each and everyone of you and the biggest culprit of this behavior is that Poon peddling peasant TLA. La Panthers Sexual…I send you to the grave the only way I know how. I bury you, I bury your sluts, I bury your fans, and I bury that stupid fucking dog you love!
(Darkane tilts his head back, leaning against the cold brick wall.)
Darkane: You think every fucking thing is a joke? That’s the funny part because…the only thing funny here is you! Think for one second and realize these people are not laughing with you. You mariachi playing clown. But, nothing will be more humorous than when I have you beaten tonight for all these mentally slow nitwits to see. Nothing will make me laugh harder than bashing your skull in like I did Michelle McGillislutty weeks ago. Nothing will make me smile harder than after I put you on the shelf like I did SOSA Henderson with my shovel. Tonight…I get the last laugh. Tonight…I bury you.
(Darkane gives a sadistic laugh.)
Darkane: Hey, jumping bean! I got a joke for you! They thought you could be a World champion until…
(Darkane turns to the camera.)
Darkane: Until I fill up that blank spot with the outcome of this fucking match!
(Darkane flicks the cig at the camera as the scene fades out.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: …And is for the National Elite championship! Introducing first, the challenger…
(‘It’s not a fashion statement it’s a fucking deathwish’ by My Chemical Romance hits as Jake Mercer runs out onto the stage, a confident swagger in his step.)
Stew-O: Jake has really stepped up since the beginning of the season and shown the EAW universe that he’s capable of bringing the fight to his opponents. Will tonight be the night he claims his first taste of gold?
Jake Mercer: FIrst taste of gold?! Are you kidding me? Jake has won the ‘Golden Comb’ award multiple times, and I’ll have you know that comes with a gold plated comb!
Flannery McCoy: He obviously meant in wrestling you asshat.
Stew-O: Beautiful or not, Jake isn’t here to be rewarded for his hair style. No, he has been allowed a chance to face The National Elite champion here because StarrStan sees him as ready and capable with facing one of the best wrestlers in all of EAW.
Flannery McCoy: Jake has been in the shadow of Drake King despite being the one fighting for championship gold tonight and it’s clear he wants to be the one to bring a title back to The Round Table tonight.
Jake Mercer: Plus, Drake has been distracted by his ongoing feud with Vic Venom. Who is to say Jake doesn’t win here tonight and Drake maybe challenges for the New Breed championship? Or even the World championship next? The Round Table has their eyes aimed high!
(Jake slides into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle while shooting a cocky grin to the audience.)
Stephie Love: Now residing in Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds, The Mightest One…Jake Smith!
(Jake points at himself with his thumb as he drops from the turnbuckle and removes his leather jacket as his music fades out.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent…
(‘Stitch’ by Wage War plays as Jack Ripley strides onto the stage, head held high, wearing the National Elite championship around his waist. The crowd reacts to his appearance with an uproar of support.)
Flannery McCoy: Jack Ripley wears the National Elite title with pride and is going to do everything within his power to keep Jake Smith from taking it off him here tonight! He has the experience edge here but experience alone won’t be enough to put away Jake…
Stew-O: That’s certainly right, but look at Jack’s face, he’s oozing confidence tonight!
Stephie Love: Introducing the reigning, defending, undisputed EAW National Elite champion…from Las Vegas, Nevada, The Straight Shooter….JJJJAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!
(Jack Ripley removes the title belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head before handing it to the official who presents it to Jake. Smith pats the center plate, never taking his eyes off Ripley, before the referee hands the title off to the time keeper. As Stephie exits the ring the bell is rang.)
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: National Elite title match, let’s get to it! Jack and Jake circle each other in the center of the ring, Jake shoots in, sliding under Jack Ripley’s attempt to grapple him, and locks in a rear waist lock! Jack grabs the hands of Smith trying his best to break the lock, but look out! Jack paint brushes the back of Ripley’s head! The crowd booing Jake at the disrespect he’s showing the champion here, but Jake just laughs it off…s,ap across the face from Jack Ripley! The Straight Shooter isn’t going to let himself be disrespected here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Jack locks in a collar and elbow that he quickly transitions to a headlock. Jake lands a big elbow, trying to power out of the hold, but Jack releases the headlock and quickly grabs a hammer lock, taking position behind Smith! Jake is flailing to reach Jack, but the National Elite champion is managing to stay out of reach. Maintaining control, Jack positions Smith into the corner and releases the hold as the referee moves to get between them, calling for the rope break…thumb to the eye from Jake! The official admonishes Smith, but the damage is done! Ripley stumbles away holding his eye in agony!
Stew-O: Jake sees the opening and rushes forward catching Ripley in a running bulldog that drives him hard into the mat! Jake stands, but is back down just as quickly as he drops an elbow across the back of Ripley. He regains his vertical base and begins laying in stomps to the head and upper body of Ripley! Jack does his best to cover up, but Jake is unloading here! He drops to his knees and starts slamming forearms into the back of the champion! Jack manages to scramble to the ropes, causing the referee to intervene again, giving Jack a much needed respite from Jake Smith.
Jake Mercer: Those kicks from Jake are dangerous, he was once the New Jersey Rochambeau champion, he was undefeated over the course of 50 matches of pure ball breaking violence!
Flannery McCoy: Even if that’s true, Jake is kicking Jack’s upper body…
Jake Mercer: Of course he is! He knows Jack would have scouted the nut shot technique Jake has.
Stew-O: Speaking of, Jake is trying his best to grab onto Jack, but Ripley is too quick and lights Smith up with a hard chop across the chest! Look at the welt on Jake’s chest! The Mightest One screams in pain and tries to put some distance between himself and Jack, but the Straight Shooter isn’t having it! He pulls Jake down into a suplex position and lands a hard snap suplex! Jack transitions to a top mount and unloads on Smith with a series of lefts and rights. As Jake tries to cover up, Jake grabs an arm and smoothly transitions yet again to an armbar!
Flannery McCoy: The positioning is off though! Jake makes it to the ropes, ending a very painful looking situation the champion had him in. Ripley pulls Smith to his feet, but Jake counters with a quick shot to the midsection, stunning Ripley. Jake grabs a front waist lock and executes a nice looking Northern Lights suplex! He doesn’t hold it for the pin though, and both men make their way to their feet at roughly the same time. Jake swings with a right haymaker, but Jack ducks and catches Smith with a roundhouse just behind the ear, dropping Smith to the mat in a heap. Ripley looks to make an impact here, and quickly ascends to the top rope!
Stew-O: High risk situation here as Jack lines up his shot and leaps off the top rope…knee to the head! NO! Jake managed to move at the last moment and catches Jack! Big German suplex leaves the National Elite champion laying! Jake pulls Jack to his feet and delivers a chop of his own this time, then another! The welts raising on Jack Ripley are grotesque! Jake Smith is bringing it to the champion here tonight! Jake takes Ripley’s arm and whips him to the ropes …No! Ripley leaps over Jake and now bounces off the ropes with purpose! Jake turns…PARALYZER! Jake caught the spinebuster on Ripley! He hooks the leg as the referee gets into position…
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Jack has taken some damage for sure, but he’s far from out of this match! Jake takes just a second too long though, as Jack recovers enough to roll away from Smith and makes it to one knee as Jake rushes forward. Ripley rolls forward, staying beneath the grasp of Smith, and regains his footing all in one motion. Hitting the ropes, Ripley comes firing at Jake and lands a running double knee strike, Jake is down! Jack senses the momentum change here, and stalks Jake as he rises from the mat…DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! Ripley lands the big running knee to the side of Jake’s head! This could be it!
Stew-O: The National Elite champion showing how fortunes can turn in a heartbeat, stalks Jake Smith who is pulling himself to a standing position with a dazed look in his eyes. Ripley stalks behind him…YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!…NO! Jake moved and the superkick connects with the jaw of the referee! The official is down! What’s more, Jake is now behind Jack who wears a look of shock at where the missed kick landed! Ripley realizes that Jake is behind him and quickly turns…LOW BLOW! Jake lands a low blow on the National Elite champion! Jack is a crumpled heap on the mat and Jake…rolls out of the ring?
Flannery McCoy: Jake is looking for something under the ring it seems. It’s difficult to tell what…OH NO!
(Jake pulls out and sets up a LEGO table in the ringside area.)
Flannery McCoy: The worst possible pain resides in that table, and Jake Smith is looking to use it to seal the deal on Jack Ripley here tonight! The table is set and Jake rolls back into the ring where Jack is still on the mat in pain from the low blow! What’s he doing here? Looks like Jake is rolling Jack to the ring apron? The National Elite champion is in little position to fight back as Jake pulls him to his feet…
Stew-O: CROSSFIRE OFF THE APRON! Jake put Jack Ripley through the LEGO table!
(Both men crash through the table, Jack taking the brunt and screaming out in agony, but Jake took damage from the landing of the Falcon Arrow as well.)
Jake Mercer: Y’know, the LEGO table isn’t that unique, I once saw a Duplo Death Match in Southern Illinois…
Stew-O: NOT NOW! Look at the carnage! There is broken plastic everywhere, including stuck in the bodies of both men. I understand why Jake went to the extreme that he did, but there is a reason they call this type of action a ‘high risk maneuver!’ Luckily, the official is still down inside the ring, so there will not be a countout, which would be an absolute travesty. The Mightiest One just needs to roll Jack into the ring and my guess is that we will have a new National Elite champion! Ripley is almost convulsing as he lays in the multicolored heap of broken plastic. Jake wasn’t totally unharmed but Jack certainly took the worst of the damage. Jake may have bet too much on the Falcon Arrow, the landing seems to have taken its toll. Slowly, though, he takes Jack by the head and rolls him into the ring. Jake follows through, using the ropes as support now, he manages to drape an arm over the chest of Jack Ripley.
Flannery McCoy: The official is still down…WAIT!
(A replacement referee runs down to the ring and slides into position.)
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE-
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! Those few seconds it took the referee to reach the ring may have saved Jack Ripley’s title reign here tonight! Jake can’t believe it, look at his eyes! Smith, gingerly, pulls Jack to his feet, but Ripley counters with a forearm straight to the jaw! How can he still be fighting back after going through that table? Look out hough, I may have spoken too soon! The force sent both me to the mat, with Jack doing his best to make it to the ropes while Jake pulls himself back to the corner. Jack is up, if only just, and sees Jake who is standing, but slumped in the corner. Jake gives Jack an exhausted look.
Jake Smith (Off-Mic): FUCK YOU!
Stew-O: With a surge of energy, Jake storms out of the corner…YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! Jack caught Jake with the Superkick! Jake is down! Ripley hooks the legs, this might be it!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Jake managed to kick out! It looks like it took nearly everything Jake had left though as he lay unmoving on the mat. Jack makes his way to the corner and slowly climbs to the top rope…BELIEVE IT OR NOT! THe Shooting Star Press connects! Jack hooks Jake’s leg!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: Jake fights out of it! What a tough competitor he is for that! Jake looks like kicking out of that shooting star press might be all he has left unfortunately! Jack is as shocked as this crowd and us as we watch him look down at Jake shaking his head.
Jack Ripley: Oh, I guess you are a little tougher than I thought…ok!
Flannery McCoy: Jack drags Jake’s battered body up. He pulls at his hair
Jake Mercer: THAT BEAUTIFUL FUCKING HAIR!
Flannery McCoy: Jack has Jake back on his feet, barely able to stand. Jack is taunting Jake as he has done throughout their feud! Jack positions Smith on his own two feet, wobbly, looking ready to fall over at any moment. Jack slowly backs away, laughing, as he sees his target lined up. Jack points his finger guns at Smith before pulling the trigger and attacking!
YOU’LL FLOAT, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: JAKE DUCKS! The superkick flies over his head as both men spin around. PARALYZER! JAKE DROPS RIPLEY WITH THAT SPINEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE! JAKE COLLAPSES ON RIPLEY’S CHEST! COVER!
Flannery McCoy: Ripley kicks out! Jake frantically flies off Jack’s body, trying to get up on his feet. Ripley rolls up slowly, that spinebuster was quick and snapped him violently to the mat and it’s clear Jake put everything he had left in to it! Ripley gets up as Jake charges! Jake throws superkick…RIPLEY CATCHES HIS FOOT! Ripley throws Jake’s foot down and throws a haymaker…
Stew-O: SMITH DUCKS! Jack turns around…Jake grabs him…BROKEN WINGS!!!! BROKEN WINGS!! SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER HITS! RIPLEY IS DOWN!
Jake Mercer: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! COVER!
Stew-O: Jack kicks out…at the last moment! Jake looks distraught! He was almost done. Jake was nearly crowned our new National Elite champion but no! The heart of a champion continues to beat inside the chest of The Shooter as Jake pulls at his hair in frustration.
Jake Mercer: My name twin Jake Smith and his enchantingly beautiful hair need to put Jack Ripley away now. He has Jack down, he hasn’t won the match but he can seal it with one more big move! Something to put this guy down and dethrone The Shooter!
Stew-O: Jake mounts Ripley and closes his fist…BAM! Jake is battering Ripley with punch after punch! The referee is warning Jake of those punches as Jake tries to ignore him!
Stew-O: JAKE KEEPS CRACKING RIPLEY AS HE TRIES TO COVER UP!
Stew-O: Jake relents! He stays mounted on Ripley as he stares down at his foe. Jake looks over at the side of the ring before looking back at Ripley on his back.
Jake Smith: Ok…Time to finish this shit!
Flannery McCoy: I think Jake heard Jake because Jake is now pulling Ripley to the ring side! He is dragging Jack to the apron as Jake pulls him through the ropes and is now standing on the ring apron with Jack still down. Jake pulls with all his strength to get Jack to his feet!
Jake Mercer: JAKE IS GONNA HIT THE LAST RESORT! HE IS GOING TO HIT IT WATCH!
Stew-O: Jake lifts Ripley to his feet…I-I think Mercer is right! He has him in position! Jake is going to try his snap swinging neckbreaker from the apron to the floor! Jake is pulling everything out! Jake has Ripley in position as
Flannery McCoy: JACK BREAKS THE HOLD! JACK STEPS BACK ON THAT APRON AS HE SURPRISES SMITH! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK TO JAKE SMITH FROM THE SHOOTER! JAKE COLLAPSE ON THE APRON AND ROLLS IN TO THE RING!
Stew-O: JAKE IS SPREAD OUT IN THE RING AS RIPLEY WALKS ACROSS THE APRON AND CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE! JACK HAS JAKE RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM, HE POINTS TWO FINGER GUNS RIGHT AT JAKE QUICKLY BEFORE LEAPING AS HIGH AS HE HAS EVER LEAPED IN THE AIR!
Stew-O: BELIEVE IT OR NOT! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS HITS FOR A SECOND TIME! JAKE IS CRUSHED BY THE WEIGHT OF JACK RIPLEY SLAMMING HIS BODY ON TO HIM! JACK HOOKS BOTH LEGS THIS TIME, THE REF SLIDES TO THE SIDE OF THEM, AND THE FANS CHANT ALONGSIDE THE REFEREE’S COUNT!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE KICKS OUT!!! JAKE KICKS OUT! THE GUTS OF THIS DAMN MAN!
Stew-O: HOW DID HE DO IT!? HOW DID JAKE JUST KICK OUT OF THAT!? THERE’S NO WAY HE SHOULD’VE KICKED OUT OF THAT, AND I’M SURE JACK BELIEVES THE SAME THING, JUST LOOK AT HIM SLAMMING HIS HANDS INTO THE MAT!! I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT, HOW DID JAKE MANAGE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, HOW DID HE MANAGE TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH!?
Jake Mercer: Because that’s just how good my first name twin is! I know you guys and Jack are surprised but I’m not! Just like myself, Jake is just that good! Jack now dragging Jake up to a knee though, AND HE JUST SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE! Jack now is just kicking away at Jake, not giving him any chance to come back into this match! Jake trying to roll out, but Jack is able to grab him on the apron and pull him up! SLINGSHOT DDT ONTO THE APRON-
Flannery McCoy: NO, NO WAY, HOW!? JAKE IS HOLDING JACK UP!! HE’S HOLDING HIM UP, AND HE’S TURNING HIS ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE RING!! PARALYZER!!! PARALYZER ONTO THE BARRICADE, BOTH MEN ARE DOWN RIGHT NOW, BUT I’VE GOT TO ASK, WHERE DID THAT STRENGTH COME FROM!? JAKE WAS BASICALLY BEING BULLIED BY JACK A FEW SECONDS AGO, AND NOW HE MAY HAVE JUST ENDED THIS MATCH FOR BOTH OF THEM!!
Stew-O: NEITHER MAN CAN GET TO THEIR FEET, I DON’T SEE HOW THIS MATCH CAN GO ON ANY LONGER! THE REFEREE LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO BEGIN THE COUNT, AND I THINK JAKE MAY HAVE JUST COST HIMSELF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!! THESE TWO HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH OUT OF EACH OTHER, DON’T TELL ME IT’S GONNA END LIKE THIS!!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH MEN ARE MOVING! BOTH JAKE AND JACK ARE GRABBING ONTO THE APRON AND THAT’S A COUNT OF SEVEN, CAN THEY MAKE IT BACK INTO THE RING!? THEY’RE TRYING AS HARD AS THEY CAN BUT IT’S AS IF THEY’RE BARELY EVEN MOVING!! THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK IN TIME!!
Stew-O: NO, THEY MADE IT!! THEY BOTH MADE IT BACK INTO THE RING AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, BUT WHILE JAKE IS CRAWLING INTO THE CORNER, JACK RIPLEY HASN’T EVEN MOVED, AND IT’S NO WONDER WHY AFTER THAT HUGE SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE BARRICADE!
Flannery McCoy:JAKE IS SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, AND HE HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON JACK WHO HAS MANAGED TO GET TO A KNEE! JAKE NOW LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO END THIS MATCH AS HE BEGINS TO CHARGE AT THE CHAMPION, IS HE GONNA DETHRONE JACK RIPLEY!? SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!!
Stew-O: JACK DUCKED IT! JACK DUCKED IT, BUT JAKE IS QUICK TO TURN AROUND- YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!! THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO, THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS, DROPPING BOTH MEN TO THE MAT!! JACK IS CRAWLING OUT ONTO THE APRON THOUGH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! JAKE HASN’T MOVED AFTER THAT SUPERKICK, THIS MAY BE IT FOR THE MIGHTIEST ONE!!
Stew-O: RIPLEY HITS IT AGAIN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS, AND JACK NOW IS FINALLY GOING FOR THE COVER THAT JUST MAY END THIS MATCH!! TO RETAIN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP, IT’S OVER, IT’S GOT TO BE OVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Jack retains! Jake took Jack to the brink here tonight, but the champion just managed to edge out the match!
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall…ANNNNNNNDDDDD STILL EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…THE STRAIGHT SHOOOOOTER, JJJJAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEYYYYYY!
(‘Stitch’ begins to play as the official hands the National Elite title to Jack who rolls out of the ring before holding it high for the fans to see. Meanwhile, back in the ring, the official checks on Jake who is stirring slightly, but remains where he was pinned.)
Stew-O: What a tough match up but gutsy performance by Jake Smith as he fought his heart out to no avail. Jack Ripley continues as the longest reigning champion in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith looked fine honestly after that first Shooting star press but he found something deep inside that forced him to keep going! Maybe another crack at Jack could bear a better result? Until then, we are living in The Shooter’s world and we should be grateful we get to witness someone this good dominant as champion as he has done!
Jake Mercer: My first name twin lost but he still can say his hair is way better than Jack Ripley’s at the very least!
(We head away from this incredible bout and are given a commercial featuring TLA and Steroid Dawg.)
TLA: Don’t spay and neatur your dogs, Bob Barker a nazi. Everybody deserves poon!
(An image is then shown. “The Poon Initiative”, the new nonprofit by TLA aimed at allowing animals to keep reproducing gets a few questionable reactions from the live audience before we return to the show following the ad.)
(We cut backstage as we see Michael Belfort standing holding a microphone in his hand.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you…The Valkyrie!
(Over walks Darcy May Morgan and Remi Skyfire as they smirk and laugh at the damage they have done tonight.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies, first…congratulations on winning that six way tag team match tonight. You two along with Osamu pulled of another big win as I am starting to believe you guys are undefeated in tag team competition, correct?
Darcy May Morgan: I mean, you should know! Do you not watch us perform week in and week out? Remi Skyfire and I have a natural chemistry that benefits us every time we are with each other!
Remi Skyfire: Undeniable! This connection we share, it isn’t some flash in the pan makeshift tag team shit we have going on!
Darcy May Morgan: Not at all! I came in to EAW and Remi and I linked and realized we both stand out amongst the rest of these mediocre elitist! As we showed tonight, we are as dangerous as anybody when we need to be! We took out that Celes Dumont not once but twice after dropping her on that pale head of hers!
Remi Skyfire: We have also made it clear that we can win with just about anybody as our third partner. Vic, Osamu, whoever they put on our side is being carried to a win when they ride with The Valkyrie in to a match!
Darcy May Morgan: Sadly, they don’t have three person tag belts do they, Rem?
Remi Skyfire: No, they sure do not. While it was always fun to destroy Miho Li and Karina Ann in front of all of you sexist pigs…we still have our eyes higher than those two can imagine.
Darcy May Morgan: We’re talking about championship gold, Belfort!
Michael Belfort: I kinda figured you meant
Remi Skyfire: HEY! Don’t talk back to Darcy! Don’t make me put this mouth piece in and fuck you up!
(Belfort cowers as Remi feigns a punch at his face.)
Darcy May Morgan: Thanks, Rem!
Remi Skyfire: No problem, babe!
Darcy May Morgan: Huh?
Remi Skyfire: I-I meant May! As in no problem, Darcy MAY! He-he!
Darcy May Morgan: :usure:
Michael Belfort: Well, may I ask…do you two think you deserve a chance at the World tag team championships despite being a team for such a short time?
Remi Skyfire: Look, don’t worry about how long we have been a team. That’s not the point, ok? We are a team, A REAL FUCKING TAG TEAM…and we are not playing around at all! People keep focusing attention on all these Barbie dolls popping up and losers that join EAW and can’t hack it when the competition gets thicker. Us? Shit, since this season has started…nobody has been more consistent and more cut throat then DMM and R-E-M! I see Kassidy and what do we tell that blonde cum rag?
Darcy May Morgan: Eat your heart out!
Remi Skyfire: What we think about Serena Bennett?
Darcy May Morgan: A choke artist that couldn’t keep her championship for five minutes!
Remi Skyfire: As for any other tag teams or people in EAW that people consider talented or a threat…put them in front of Darcy or me and watch us fuck them up and have them stretchered out!
Darcy May Morgan: That’s right! Heavenly Hell is on borrowed time the second we get a chance to take those belts from them. Those two pale sluts won’t know what hit them!
(Darcy shoves Michael Belfort as Belfort is startled. Remi laughs as she sort of looks at Darcy May suggestively as she walks away.)
Remi Skyfire: They sure won’t…
(Remi leaves as well as Belfort remains confused as he tries to figure out why he needed to be shoved at all.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(The crowd pops as ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begins to blast across the PA system.)
Jake Mercer: :noah:
Flannery McCoy: :blessed: HERE COMES LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!!!
(The crowd inside the XL Center goes absolutely crazy as TLA walks onto the stage with Steroid Dawd in tow.)
Jake Mercer: Why is that beast out here?? TLA has no reason to bring that thing out here.
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… NOW RESIDING IN THE POON PALACE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA…. BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY STEROID DAWG… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… HE IS LA PANTERA SEXUAL… TLA!!!
Stew-O: I gotta say that I’m extremely excited for this match, guys. For weeks, TLA and Darkane have been going back and forth with one another, and all of this started over a Poon mind you.
Flannery McCoy: Well not just any Poon, it was the Queen Poon herself, Michelle McGillislutty! Darkane just didn’t want anything to do with Michelle and that pretty much got this whole thing started.
Jake Mercer: Well I’m sure there’s more to this than just a singular piece of ass. Both TLA and Darkane want to get back into the world championship, and whoever wins this match tonight will make a strong case for themselves in that respect.
(TLA slips into the ring and hypes up the crowd, while Steroid Dawg happily barks along with the cheers of the audience. After a few more seconds, TLA’s theme music fades and is soon replaced by “My Own Summer (Shove It)” by Deftones. The crowd stays on their feet, cheering, and their reaction only gets louder as Darkane walks out.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE GRAVEWORM… DARKANE!!!!
(Darkane slowly makes his way to the ring with a focused look on his face.)
Flannery McCoy: Just a couple of months ago at Pain for Pride, Darkane found himself competing for the Answers World Championship. After having that world title taken from him at this same event last year, you know that he’s looking for a victory tonight.
Stew-O: I’m sure Darkane is looking for more than just a victory. He’s going to want to hurt TLA and prove a point to StarrStan and everyone else on Dynasty that he should be next in line to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Jake Mercer: Darkane has just as many demons as TLA does when it comes to competing for a world title. Picking up a win tonight will go a long way in giving him a cause to fight for one this company’s top prizes again.
(Steroid Dawg growls at Darkane as he gets inside the ring and the referee checks with both competitors to make sure they’re ready.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: And here we go! Darkane versus TLA!
Stew-O: The match gets started with both men attempting to engage one another in a collar-and-elbow tie up! They jostle back and forth for positioning, but it’s Darkane who switches gears, lunges for TLA’s leg, and takes him down to the mat!
Jake Mercer: Darkane mounts TLA and begins unloading those heavy right hands, but TLA is able to reverse their positions and now he’s firing away on Darkane! Darkane shoves TLA off of him and both men have managed to get back up to their feet now.
Flannery McCoy: TLA slips around Darkane and attempts to bring him down with a side waist-lock, but it’s Darkane who wraps his leg around TLA’s knee and attempts to transition into some kind of knee bar. TLA blocks the attempt, clubs Darkane in the back of the head, and wrestles him to the mat! Both men are rolling around, each of them looking to gain the advantage! Darkane is able to get back to his knees and he takes TLA… forcing TLA’s shoulders to the mat!
Jake Mercer: TLA reverses and now it’s Darkane who finds himself in a pinning predicament!
Stew-O: Darkane kicks out and immediately grabs TLA by the waist! They work their way back up to the feet and TLA elbows his way out of harm’s way! He slips behind Darkane, kicks Darkane in the back and grabs him by the neck! TLA looking for that swinging neckbreaker, but Darkane pushes him off! Darkane whirls around… looking to grab TLA, but TLA springs into the air and catches Darkane with a drop kick! TLA drops down and goes for the cover, but Darkane is already kicking out! TLA grabs Darkane by the hair, and attempts to pull him up, but Darkane wraps his arm around TLA’s neck and keeps him on the ground. TLA works his way up to all fours, and Darkane slips around him, grabbing the waist.
Flannery McCoy: TLA is able to grab Darkane by the leg through and he grabs him… rolling him up, but they’re in the ropes! TLA is forced to let go and both men return to their feet. Darkane catches TLA with a straight right hand to the jaw! TLA fires back with one of his own! They’re trading blows right now and it’s TLA who catches Darkane with a Very Mexican Uppercut!! Darkane staggers back and TLA grabs Darkane by the arm and whips him across the ring! Darkane hits the ropes but he ducks TLA on the rebound!
Jake Mercer: Darkane rebounds off the ropes again and absolutely clobbers TLA with a huge clothesline! This dirty drug addict grabs TLA up by the hair… EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! TLA LOOKS OUT!! DARKANE PULLS TLA INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!!!
Stew-O: NOT ENOUGH TO PUT TLA AWAY, HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!!
Flannery McCoy: Darkane is back up quickly and TLA finds himself tossed into the corner! Darkane charges forward and catches TLA with a running knee! Darkane with those stiff punches now and they’re hitting their mark! He’s connecting with TLA’s face, head, and neck! TLA is unable to fight back right now because Darkane is absolutely unloading right now!! Darkane grabs TLA and Irish whips him into the opposite corner! TLA’s back slams against the turnbuckles and he drops to his knees! Darkane now with a running yakuza kick!!! TLA slumps to the ground and Darkane grabs the ropes and begins stomping away on TLA!!!
Jake Mercer: He’s stomping a mud hole in him bah gawd :troll:
Stew-O: The referee is getting involved now and forcing Darkane back! Darkane shoves the ref out of the way, snatches up TLA, and shoves him into the corner! Knife edge chop by Darkane!!! Listen to how that chop just echoed throughout the XL Center here in Hartford! Darkane grabs TLA now… ONE HANDED BULLDOG!!! DARKANE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: Darkane is not deterred! He grabs TLA and goes right back to work! He sends TLA into the corner again! Darkane with a burst of speed…. EREBUS SPLASH TO TL- NO! TLA MOVED AND DARKANE CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING!!! TLA GRABS DARKANE FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM UP!!!
Stew-O: DARKANE KICKS OUT!! Darkane springs into the air and catches TLA on the jaw with a dropkick!! TLA is down and Darkane is quick to pull him up and get him into position for ‘Casket Closer’!!! Darkane trying for his signature tombstone piledriver but TLA is fighting back!! He manages to slip away from Darkane and grabs him from behind!! GERMAN SUP- NO! Darkane with an elbow shot that catches TLA right in the temple!! TLA’s grip is broken and Darkane whirls around, catching TLA with a boot to the stomach!!! GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! DARKANE WITH THE COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: There’s a hint of frustration on the face of the former Answers World Champion and I find it hard to believe he actually thought this match would be easy. TLA grabbing his back and getting to a knee as Darkane quickly reacts and rebounds off the ropes, BULLDO- NO! TLA KEEPING DARKANE IN THE AIR! BACK SUPLEX BY TLA!! TLA getting up with a boost as Darkane slowly realizes and crawls up grabbing the ropes for support. TLA RUNNING AT DARKANE! WAIT! DARKANE LIFTING TLA OVER THE TOP ROPE CAUSING TLA TO STUMBLE DOWN TO RINGSIDE! Darkane follows as the Ref is starting to count!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA nearly tripping as he gets to his feet as Darkane follows and grabs him! DARKANE SLAMS TLA HEAD FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE RINGPOST!
Jake Mercer: TLA SEEING RED AS DARKANE IS SLAMMING HIS HEAD DOWN REPEATEDLY ON THE RINGPOST! The Ref is forced to go under the middle rope and break them up as TLA falls down to the ground and Darkane puts his hands up innocently. Darkane grabbing TLA again!
Stew-O: NO WAIT TLA AIMLESSLY THROWING DARKANE AT THE BARRICADE!!! Darkane falling into a sitting position as TLA grabs Darkane. TLA throwing him right into the ring as he follows shortly after! Darkane falling right into the corner as TLA breaks into a run, VERY MEXICAN UPPERC- NO! DARKANE BAITED HIM AS HE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND TLA FALLS INTO THE CORNER!! TLA turning around quickly in shock as Darkane takes a run at him! YAKUZA KIC- NO! TLA DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! TLA rolling in through the opposite end as Darkane’s eyes follow as he’s seated in the corner! TLA SURPRISING DARKANE RUNNING IN WITH DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT TO HIS FACE!! TLA GOING FOR A PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY DARKANE! TLA not wasting any time getting up as Darkane’s eyes widen. Darkane again trying to crawl up with the ropes- TLA GRABBING THE ROPES! HE’S CHOKING DARKANE WITH THE ROPES!! TLA PUSHING HIS FOOT RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF DARKANE AS THE REF IS COUNTING TO 5! Clean break as TLA moves back! BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE AS TLA RUNS THE ROPES! 305- NO DARKANE GRABS THE LEGS OF TLA AS HE ATTEMPTS THE TIGER FEINT KICK AND PUSHES HIM BACK! TLA seemingly going in reverse as Darkane gets up! DISCUS FOREARM!!
Jake Mercer: La Pantera Sexual falls to a knee as Darkane moves in on him- OH! TLA WITH A SWAG SHOT SLAPPING THE FACE OF DARKANE! TLA up to his feet as he butts heads with Darkane! ANOTHER SWAG SHOT!! Darkane reeling back AND NAILING TLA WITH A FOREARM! BOTH MEN INTENSE WITH THIS BACK AND FORTH AS THEY’RE NOW NAILING PUNCHES ON EACH OTHER AS BLOOD POURS PROFUSELY FROM BOTH OF THEM! TLA finally stumbling to a knee as Darkane lands some stiff snap jabs to his face! BIONIC ELBOW BY DARKANE FINALLY FORCING TLA DOWN! Darkane hooking the leg pin attempt!
Stew-O: WAIT! TLA’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! THE CROWD CHEERS AS DARKANE IS LEFT IN PURE ANGER! Darkane dragging TLA to the center of the ring. HE’S TRYING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: TLA KICKS OUT EASILY!
Jake Mercer: What durability from the Poon Palace Breakdancing Champion :wow:
Jake Mercer: Very sure. TLA trying to crawl up but Darkane is already up and ready as he pulls him up from behind. Darkane irish whipping TLA into the ropes, KNEE LIF- NO! TLA ROLLING UNDER THE LEG OF DARKANE! MANDIBLE CLAW!! TLA’S GOT HIS FINGERS LODGED IN THE THROAT OF DARKANE AS DARKANE SLOWLY STARTS TO FALL DOWN!
Ref (Off-Mic): DARKANE DO YOU TAP?!?!?!
Darkane (Off-Mic): GSHABSJSBSJWBWJS
Jake Mercer: Strong words from Darkane :salute:
Stew-O: DARKANE TRYING TO GAIN LEVERAGE BUT TLA HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN TOO GOOD- TLA LETS GO!! DARKANE POKED THE EYES OF TLA AND THE REF AND DARKANE AND ARGUING ABOUT IT!! Darkane standing up and still arguing with the Ref as TLA has found his senses. TIGER SUPLEX BY TLA!! Darkane bouncing off the mat and onto his knees as he looks dazed. TLA taking a run! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! Darkane landing flat on his back as TLA is going FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY DARKANE! TLA looks miserable as he gets to his feet and awaits Darkane to do the same. Darkane shaking his head in a kneeling position as TLA comes in! DARKANE WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN AS TLA FLIPS IN MANY WAYS I DIDN’T KNOW POSSIBLE AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR! Darkane pulling TLA up again AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! TLA wincing in pain before Darkane grabs him again. DARKANE WITH RAPID SHOULDER THRUST TO THE GUT OF TLA!
Jake Mercer: TLA landing punch after punch onto the back of Darkane’s head but I don’t think he’s stopping! The Ref is finally forced to come in and break them up as Darkane goes with a clean break- DARKANE PUNCHING TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE! DARKANE IN A HEARTBEAT ATTACKS TLA WITH A MULTITUDE OF PUNCHES AS THE REF IS AGAIN FORCED TO SPLIT THEM UP! DARKANE ISN’T LETTING GO THOSE AS HE HAS HIS CLAWS DIGGED INTO THE FACE OF TLA AND THE REF DOESN’T SEE!
Steroid Dawg (Off-Mic): WOOF! WOOF!
Darkane (Off-Mic): SHUT UP BITCH!
Steroid Dawg (Off-Mic): WOOF! WOOF!
Darkane (Off-Mic): Alright that’s fucking It.
Stew-O: NO NO NO DARKANE DON’T DO THIS
(Darkane walks up to Steroid Dawg and viciously kicks it silencing it as it hurls in pain and TLA looks in shock)
TLA (Off-Mic): USTED PERRA!
Stew-O: TLA ATTACKING DARKANE! HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST!! TLA ISN’T STOPPING AS HE SETS DARKANE UP! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!! I DON’T THINK TLA IS DONE! ANOTHER ONE!!! TLA scrambling over to check on Steroid Dawg and the Ref can’t help himself either!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S WHAT TLA GETS FOR BRINGING THAT BEAST OUT HERE TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: You’re scared aren’t you?
Jake Mercer: N-no…
Flannery McCoy: Whatever. TLA finally standing straight up as Darkane is having a hard time getting up using the ring posts. TLA sees that now. TLA SLAMMING DARKANE BACK INTO THE RINGPOST AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! Darkane crawling very slowly to the middle of the ring as TLA follows him. He brings Darkane up- DARKANE MANAGING TO LAND A PUNCH ON TLA! TLA STAGGERING BACK! DARKANE LANDS ANOTHER ONE! TLA trying to land a punch back. DARKANE BLOCKS IT AND LANDS ANOTHER ONE! TLA falling to a knee in surprise as Darkane rebounds off the ropes! KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF TLA!!
Jake Mercer: Darkane seemingly getting some sort of momentum in this match as he’s fighting back at the moment. TLA trying to get up but Darkane’s onslaught of punches are seemingly too much for him! TLA finally kneeing Darkane in the gut which forces him back! BUT DARKANE TAKING A RUN! CLOTHESLINE FORCING BOTH OF THEM TO THE OUTSIDE!! This fight keeps spilling to the outside as neither one of these men can be contained in the ring. TLA using the barricade to keep himself up as Darkane brought himself up with the apron. DARKANE QUICKLY RUNNING AT TLA! CLOTHESLIN- NO! TLA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY CAUSING DARKANE TO LAUNCH INTO THE BARRICADE! TLA LANDING A SOLID PUNCH ON DARKANE AS THE COUNT STARTS AGAIN!
Stew-O: TLA is grounding Darkane with a fast striking combo as Darkane can’t seem to handle it- DARKANE SLAMMING TLA BACK FIRST ONTO THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: TLA frozen in pain as Darkane lands punches down on TLA! TLA’s head bouncing off the ringpost as Darkane isn’t stopping! TLA! HE PUSHES DARKANE INTO THE BARRICADE! THE BARRICADE ALMOST COLLAPSES UNDER THE WEIGHT AS TLA AND DARKANE TRADE HANDS!
Jake Mercer: Both men just don’t know when to stop- DARKANE SLAMMING TLA RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! TLA SCREAMS IN PAIN AS DARKANE SLAMS HIM AGAIN! THAT LOOKED INCREDIBLY PAINFUL, BUT THE REF IS STILL COUNTING!!
Stew-O: TLA is trying to attack back but Darkane already weakened him as is lifting him up, SNAKE EYES ONTO THE APRON! TLA stumbles back leaning on the apron as Darkane moves in again- TLA WITH A SWAG SHOT DISTRACTING DARKANE JUST FOR A MOMENT!
Flannery McCoy: TLA grabbing a hold of Darkane from behind. NO! DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON! DARKANE LANDS NECK FIRST AS HE’S KNOCKED OUT! DARKANE IS OUT OF IT, HE MAY BE DONE FOR HERE! TLA ROLLING HIS NEAR LIFELESS BODY INTO THE RING, POSSIBLY TO FINISH THIS MATCH!! PIN ATTEMPT BY TLA, TO PUT AWAY DARKANE!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT!! TLA quickly getting to his feet before grabbing Darkane, BUT DARKANE PUSHES TLA INTO THE ROPES!! TLA BOUNCING OFF, RIGHT INTO DARKANE’S ARMS! ENTER THE GRAVE!! THE EVENFLOW DDT CONNECTS, AND BOTH MEN DROP TO THE MAT!! I DON’T GET IT, SOMEHOW DARKANE MANAGED TO HIT THAT EVENFLOW DDT, EVEN AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED ONLY MOMENTS AGO, BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE DARKANE IS FEELING THE CONSEQUENCES AS JUST LIKE TLA, HE CAN’T MAKE IT TO HIS FEET RIGHT NOW!!
Stew-O: Both men are slowly crawling into the corners opposite from each other, and it seems like the two are trying their best to make it back to their feet! Darkane of course the first one to do so, AND NOW HE’S GOING RIGHT AFTER TLA!! DARKANE WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES TO TLA, AND THERE’S AN IRISH WHIP TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! DARKANE NOW CHARGING IN, BUT TLA GETS OUT OF THE WAY!! ZIG ZAG BY TLA, DROPPING BOTH MEN TO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA holding his head after that Enter the Grave, but now’s not the time to take a break! Darkane now crawling onto the second rope, and it looks like TLA has something in mind! TLA now running the ropes, 305!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS- WAIT! NO IT DOESN’T!! DARKANE JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING, AND HE JUST PULLED TLA OUT OF THE RING FROM HIS FOOT, AND THERE’S A HUGE LARIAT FROM DARKANE, ALMOST TURNING TLA INSIDE OUT!!
Jake Mercer: Man, things aren’t looking too good for TLA! Darkane now holding his neck, taking a few seconds to recover, but now it looks like he’s right back on the offense, AS HE THROWS TLA INTO THE RING POST!! Darkane now has his sights set on the steel steps, and it looks like he’s ready to throw TLA into them- BUT TLA TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS DARKANE CRASHING RIGHT INTO THOSE STEPS!! TLA NOW ROLLING INTO THE RING, BUT HE’S QUICK TO ROLL BACK OUT TO RESTART THE COUNT!
Stew-O: These two men are hurt, but they’re clearly willing to do whatever they must to win this match! TLA now with a punch to the face just as Darkane had managed to get to his feet! TLA with a second punch! Now a third! A fourth! TLA is all over Darkane right now, but now he finally rolls him into the ring! TLA now climbing to the top rope- BUT DARKANE RUSHES RIGHT OVER TO HIM, PUSHING HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! TLA IS HURT, AND HE’S STILL UP ON THE TOP ROPE, BUT CAN DARKANE CAPITALIZE!?
Flannery McCoy: TLA is slowly beginning to come to his senses, BUT THERE’S A PUNCH BY DARKANE!! TLA ATTEMPTING A PUNCH OF HIS OWN, BUT DARKANE CAUGHT IT, AND THERE’S A SECOND PUNCH AS HE BEGINS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! DARKANE NOW WITH REPEATED SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION AS HE HOOKS THE ARM!! DARKANE WITH A SUPERPLEX!! WHAT A SUPERPLEX!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT TLA DEFINITELY TOOK THE WORST OF THAT MOVE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE DARKANE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TOWARDS HIM!! DARKANE PUTTING AN ARM OVER TLA, THIS MAY BE OVER!!
Jake Mercer: NO, IT’S NOT OVER!! OF COURSE IT’S NOT DONE, TLA JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew-O: I DON’T GET IT! I DON’T KNOW HOW TLA GOT THE SHOULDER UP, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE DARKANE IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO EVEN REACT RIGHT NOW!! WHAT A BATTLE THIS HAS BEEN!! THESE TWO HAVE TAKEN EACH OTHER, PROBABLY EVEN FURTHER THAN THEIR LIMITS, BUT NOW WHAT!? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FINISH THIS MATCH, HOW CAN ONE MAN BEAT THE OTHER!?
Flannery McCoy: That’s a great question. These two have tried just about everything they can to win this match but nothing seems to be working. Darkane now is crawling over towards the turnbuckles, and Jake, what do you think? How do you think this match is going to end?
Jake Mercer: Well, to be honest I don’t know. Darkane still seems to have the upper hand right now despite what happened in this match, but even so he’s barely able to stand right now. Darkane now approaching TLA, and it looks like he’s aiming to finish this one off as he begins picking him up- NO! TLA JUST PULLED DARKANE INTO A ROLL UP! TLA IS GONNA STEAL THIS!
Flannery McCoy: DARKANE KICKED OUT AT TWO, AND HE JUST ATTEMPTED A LARIAT AFTER GETTING TO HIS FEET BUT TLA DUCKED IT! CARTEL KICK!! WHETHER THAT WAS A DESPERATE MOVE OR HE DID IT ON PURPOSE, IT GOT THE JOB DONE!! ONCE AGAIN BOTH MEN ARE DOWN BUT IT SEEMS LIKE NOW TLA HAS COME BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!
Stew-O: I honestly didn’t expect that out of TLA, I thought he was done for! Somehow TLA managed to hit that Cartel Kick, and now it looks like he’s starting to regain control of this match! Both men now slowly getting to their feet, BUT THIS TIME IT’S TLA WHO GOES RIGHT AFTER DARKANE!! TLA WITH A BURST OF ENERGY, GOING RIGHT AFTER DARKANE WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES AND STOMPS CAUSING DARKANE TO FALL INTO THE CORNER!! DARKANE IS IN TROUBLE, AND TLA IS GIVING HIM ANY CHANCE TO RECOVER AS HE CONTINUES STOMPING HIM OUT UNTIL THE REFEREE FORCES HIM AWAY FROM THE GRAVE WORM!
Jake Mercer: TLA is destroying Darkane right now! TLA now grabbing Darkane from the corner, BUT DARKANE THROWS A PUNCH, CONNECTING WITH THE SIDE OF TLA’S FACE! TLA NOW STUMBLING BACK, BUT NOW HE RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN, CAUSING DARKANE TO DO THE SAME! DARKANE NOW WITH ANOTHER PUNCH, DROPPING TLA TO A KNEE, BUT HE QUICKLY HITS DARKANE WITH ANOTHER, AND DARKANE ONCE AGAIN DOES THE SAME! BOTH MEN NOW ARE JUST GOING BLOW FOR BLOW, NON STOP PUNCHES, HOW CAN THIS MATCH POSSIBLY END AT THIS RATE!?
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T KNOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE DARKANE MAY BE GETTING THE UPPER HAND HERE! DARKANE WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TLA HAS BEEN COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED AS NOW IT’S DARKANE IN CONTROL! DARKANE NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP, SENDING TLA INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW DARKANE IS FOLLOWING BEHIND! CLOTHESLINE BY DARKANE!! TLA JUST DROPPED TO THE MAT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE DARKANE IS READY TO FINISH THIS MATCH!! IT LOOKS LIKE DARKANE IS SETTING UP FOR THE SIX FEET UNDER!! THERE IT IS- NO!! TLA WITH A SUNSET FLIP, HE’S GONNA STEAL THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN!! CAN DARKANE GET OUT OF IT!?
Stew-O: NO! DARKANE KICKS OUT, AND BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET, BUT THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY TLA!! TLA NOW BACKING UP AS DARKANE DROPS TO A KNEE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S READING TO FINISH THIS MATCH!! MEXICAN DESTROYER- SIX FEET UNDER!!! WHAT!?!? DARKANE JUST HIT THE SIX FEET UNDER, JUST BEFORE TLA COULD CONNECT WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! WHAT A COUNTER, THAT HAS TO BE IT!! DARKANE NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, TO PUT AWAY TLA!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FINALLY OVER!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S GOT THE ROPES, TLA’S GOT THE ROPES!!! IT’S NOT OVER, THE MATCH IS NOT OVER YET!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer:…. What..?
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. DAAAARRRRKKAAAANNNEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait, you two saw that, right? TLA got the ropes, this match should still be going on! Why did the bell just ring? Why did Bella Braxton announce Darkane as the winner?
Stew-O: You’re completely right, did the referee just make a mistake? TLA grabbed the ropes, this match should still be going on! What was the referee thinking, has he lost his mind, or did Darkane pay him off or something?
Flannery McCoy: Clearly he didn’t see the ropes. It was a simple mistake, but a mistake that cost TLA the match. Nonetheless, congratulations Darkane, that match was just incredible!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, congrats Darkane but.. Surely it shouldn’t be fine for him to have won like this, right? I mean, these two were tearing each other apart the entire match, and now a simple mistake just brought upon the end of this match way before it should’ve ended! This match should still be going on but some stupid mistake ruined it!
Stew-O: Well, congratulations Darkane! Sure, that match shouldn’t have ended how it did, but in the end that is what happened I guess. Either way, these two put on an amazing match, and I’m sure they both made the statement they wanted to heading into this!
(‘My Own Summer (Shove It)’ hits once again as Darkane slowly gets off of TLA before having his hand raised by the referee. The entire time he has a straight face, seemingly a bit frustrated as afterwards TLA is seen trying to tell the referee that he grabbed the ropes, despite the decision not changing in the end.)
( “Surfin” by Kid Cudi plays. )
( The audience erupts as Serena Bennett walks out onto the stage with a new blue hairdo, dressed to compete with a noticeably heavily wrapped up hand. She takes some time to look peer up at the sold out XL Center before beginning her walk down to the ring. )
Stew-O: Two minutes and six seconds, that is how long this young woman from Compton, California spent as the Universal Women’s Champion at Pain for Pride 12 down in Atlanta. All before she had the very championship that she is coming into tonight to fight for ripped out of her hands. Unceremoniously, nevertheless unequivocally.
Jake Mercer: There are a lot of people who feel sorry for what happened to Serena Bennett, and I’m sorry, but I just ain’t one of them! She knows the landscape she’s competing in well, hell had CITV been at an earlier part of the show that could have just as easily been Raven Roberts! Serena Bennett did not keep her head on a swivel, and she is going to have to make up for that in SPADES tonight against arguably the most proficient wrestler in the entire industry! And believe me I don’t just dole out praise hazard handedly!
Flannery McCoy: The odds are great, but they aren’t a factor in Serena’s mind. Anyone who knows even the slightest bit about her story and where she comes from understands that she has overcome far worse scenarios than this. But you can see it on her face, I don’t think the pressure’s ever been on Bennett in one single solitary moment quite like it is tonight. But most of it is pressure that she’s put on herself, for making up what happened to her at Pain for Pride and avenging herself. That is her mission, and she knows it well.
( “Put Em’ Up” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and Kassidy Heart makes her entrance first stepping out to the stage with the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist. Kassidy is sporting makeup covering damage on her face, with an apparent shiner over her eye. She slowly removes the title from around her waist, and holds it up to the audience before focusing her gaze to Serena Bennett who is in the ring watching like a hawk. Heart continues down the ramp, looking fired up for the upcoming match. )
Stew-O: The simple fact of the matter is you two, both of these ladies know an incredible deal about the odds, about adversity, and overcoming obstacles in tumultuous environments and situations.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart has had to claw from the most unimpressive, dirtiest, grimiest scumholes in this entire industry and earn just an opportunity at getting to where she is today! Just an open door required basically her life’s work! And from the moment the door to REVOLT! Pro Combat swung wide open, Heart has swung for the fences, and she has hit it out of the park virtually every single time!
Flannery McCoy: But so has Serena. I say this with no malice intent, but Kassidy Heart’s self awareness cannot turn into self absorption. There’s no questioning what she’s gone through to get to where she is, but if she’s too worried about the peripheral distractions that come with the role she is in as a frontrunner of her brand and her company, then she may not see what Serena Bennett has coming for her! Kassidy Heart must prove that despite the turmoil surrounding her personal and professional life, she can still remain locked in towards what’s ahead of her. Because you can see it in Serena Bennett’s eyes right now, Serena Bennett is LASER FOCUSED on taking back the Universal Women’s Title.
( Kassidy and Serena take their corners, and Stephie Love steps into the center of the ring. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: This following match, is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: And is for the UNNIVERSALLLL WWOOOMMMEEENNNNNS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! … Introducing first, the challenger, residing in Compton, California, SSSEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAAAAA BBBEENNNNNNEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
( Serena Bennett hypes herself up, talking a big game and looking Kassidy in the eyes while doing so. Kassidy steps forward out of the corner. )
Stephie Love: Her opponent, from Sydney, Australia, she is the EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIOOONNNN!!!! KKKKKKKASSSSSSIIIDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!
( Kassidy Heart holds up the UWC with both hands, proudly showing off the title with her nameplate on it, before handing it to the official. The official passes it to Stephie Love, who exits the ring with the title in her grasp. The official calls both opponents in for a huddle, explaining the rules to the both of them – but the rules go in one ear and out the other, as both Bennett and Heart are deeply engaged in a tense stare down. The referee soon after calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: So the rematch, technically speaking, from Pain for Pride 12 is underway right in the heart of Hartford, Connecticut, where over 16,000 are in attendance to watch – perhaps the two best women’s wrestlers of their generation! Between them is an Empress of Elite, Women’s Grand Rampage, two Universal Championships, multiple Tag Team Championships, the Vixens Championship and the Specialist Championship, all accomplished within the last 365 days! It is an extraordinary level of talent that these women possess, it almost gets taken for granted how meteoric their rise has been in Elite Answers Wrestling, and as a result of their success this company has put so much stock into the both of these athletes!
Flannery McCoy: Deservedly so Stew, but neither are thinking about accomplishments right now, it has been a vitriolic feud between the both of them, culminating right now as the two are engaged in a vile war of words! Serena Bennett sticking her finger right in Kass’ chest and really letting her have it, it’s all been building up, there’ve been insults hurled, accusations thrown, and Bennett has not held back even once through it all. As a matter of fact she ended the go-home edition of Dynasty making an emphatic statement!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY GRABS THE DAMAGED HAND OF BENNETT! THE LEFT HAND WHICH CLEARLY HASN’T FULLY HEALED, IS FULLY IN KASSIDY’S GRASP, KASS WRENCHING AWAY! Serena fires back with a desperate right forearm to the face! Shoot kick by Kassidy, who’s still firmly squeezing that hand! Another wicked loud shoot kick brings Serena down to a knee, and a follow up kick to the left tricep! Pulls Serena up by that injured hand, wrenches the arm and brings Serena front flipping down to a seat, before delivering A PENALTY KICK RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NECK!!!
( Serena Bennett rolls away, and gets back up, marching right into Kassidy Heart’s face. )
Stew-O: SERENA TOTALLY ATE THAT SHOT! SHE GETS INTO KASSIDY’S FACE, AND SHOVES KASS BACK! KASSIDY WITH A RIGHT HAND! BLOCKED BY BENNETT! SERENA BENNETT KNOCKS KASSIDY DOWN WITH A BIG TIME HAYMAKER! Kassidy scrambles up, HEADBUTT TAKEDOWN BY SERENA!
Stew-O: She mounts over the Universal Women’s Champion now, and Kassidy immediately snatches the left hand before taking her over – perhaps looking for a cross armbreaker!!!!!!!! Bennett struggling, refusing to be fully taken over, and Heart redirects herself up hoisting Bennett from the floor before turning her around and POUNCING FOR A BODY SCISSORS TAKEDOWN INTO THE KIMURA LOCK!!!
Flannery McCoy: BENNETT ROLLS THROUGH IT!!!! GOING FOR A FAST COUNTER INTO “TRAP QUEEN”!!!! ANACONDA VICE APPLIES!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT YET, KASSIDY HOLDING THAT OFF WITH MULTIPLE ELBOW SHOTS IN A FLURRY, AND SHE COUNTERS WITH A GATOR ROLL! That takes both ladies back up to their feet, and Kassidy with the drop toe hold! BENNETT WITH A FRONT HANDSPRING COUNTER! FIRES BACK WITH A DROPKICK! DUCKED BY KASSIDY, KASSIDY QUICKLY JUMPING INTO THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE!!! BENNETT ROLLS THROUGH IT IN A FRENZY, STACKING HEART ONTO HER SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: BUT BY THE TIME THE REFEREE SLIDES DOWN TO THE MAT, KASSIDY ROLLS THROUGH THAT! Both women scrambling to their feet! Double leg takedown by Kass, and she has Bennett by the ankles perhaps looking for a big slingshot! NO DICE! BENNETT REELS HER IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE! REF SLIDES TO THE MAT AGAIN, KASSIDY ROLLS THROUGH THE SMALL PACKAGE, COUNTERING WITH ONE OF HER OWN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO-
Jake Mercer: FRANTIC KICK OUT! Both ladies roll up to their feet and come charging at each other, look at this, look at how aggressively these two are just looking for an opening! Both reaching out feelers, slapping away any and all attempts while circling the ring, before Kassidy dips behind Serena for a rear waistlock. She brings Serena down to a knee, using her own before adjusting with a rear chinlock incorporating a tight hold of the heavily taped up left hand! Bennett counters with a snapmare! Kassidy muscled up from the floor by Bennett courtesy of a chicken wing deadlift, and Serena HOISTS KASSIDY HEART UP AND OFF OF HER FEET, RIGHT ONTO HER FACE WITH A CALLOUS BODY SLAM!!! LITERALLY SLAMMING HER AS HARD AS SHE CAN, AND KASSIDY’S FACE SMACKS AGAINST THE CANVAS!YIKES! NOW SERENA HOVERS OVER THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, DELIVERING CLOSED FISTS TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL, ALREADY HEALING FROM HAVING A BOTTLE SMASHED OVER IT ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO! THE OFFICAL GETTING INVOLVED, TRYING TO STOP THE UNPROTECTED BLOWS!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!
Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett relents, holding up her hands and giving the referee a ton of attitude before delivering a stomp to the ribs of the champ! Serena snarling down at the Universal Women’s Champion, pulling her up with a fist full of locks slowly, before bringing Kass back down with a brain scrambling headbutt! Bennett biding her time, circling her opponent again before pulling her up in the same fashion, and delivering an even HARDER headbutt right into the back of the neck! Yikes!
Stew-O: You can tell the gravity of this contest is really registering in Serena’s head, like you said Flannery she is a woman on a mission, driven completely and wholly to her goal, as she pulls Kassidy back up and is attempting a vertical suplex. Kassidy firing back with multiple fists straight into the stomach! And ugh, a nasty blow directly into the heart! Bennett fires back with a mongolian chop! Ducked by Heart! ROLLING BACKHAND CRACKS THE JAW OF THE CHALLENGER! Serena turns around stunned, Heart from behind looking for a German suplex! Bennett fighting it, she’s doing everything in her power to run forward and into the corner! Heart maintains the rear waistlock, but Bennett is running UP THE CORNER TO FLIP BACKWARDS OVER AND BEHIND KASSIDY!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! KASSIDY CATCHES SERENA IN MID AIR AND COUNTERS WITH A HIGH ANGLED KASSPLODER PLEX!!!! SERENA JUST GOT FOLDED IN HALF! BUT SHE’S ALREADY BACK TO A KNEE!!! HEART WASTING NO TIME, HEART STORMS OVER TO HER WITH A RUNNING SIDE KICK!
Jake Mercer: Doesn’t hit its mark! Serena Bennett quickly rolls out of harms away, and bails from the ring, wisely evading that kick! Kassidy Heart pacing around, and Serena Bennett lightly rubbing her torso after taking some really rough punches. Not to mention being dumped with an amazing catch Kassploder plex. Bennett isn’t in too much of a rush to pounce back into the ring, she may not like her opponent whatsoever, but she certainly has enough respect not to rush in bullheaded like an amateur.
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart daring Serena to re-enter, and Serena Bennett slides back in… before sliding right back out! BUT KASSIDY CAUGHT HER! SHE CAUGHT HER JUST IN TIME, AND SHE DRAGS SERENA BACK INTO THE RING BY HER NEW BLUE HAIR! OUCH! SERENA TRYING AS SHE MIGHT TO PRY HERSELF AWAY! AND SERENA MANAGES TO CATCH KASSIDY WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That one rocked her, she drags Kassidy near a corner now by the back of her tights and SLINGS HER HARD INTO THE CORNER, THE BACK OF KASS’ HEAD BANGING INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Bennett following up, delivering repeated stomps into the body with fury, before putting her all into driving that same boot into the face of the cornered Universal Women’s Champion. Prompting the referee to again get on Serena’s case regarding her offense. Bennett runs full speed to the corner parallel to where Kassidy is seated, and charges right back with a RUNNING METEORA INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! BOTH KNEES CRASHING VIOLENTLY UPSIDE THE CHAMP’S SKULL, THAT WAS SO FAST, SERENA MOVED SO QUICKLY, KASSIDY HAD NO WAY TO GET OUT OF DODGE! AND THAT MAY BE WHAT SERENA NEEDED, BENNETT DRAGS HEART OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPS OVER HER WITH A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWW-
Jake Mercer: Strong kick out by The Mauler! Bennett knows good and well that Kassidy Heart has a history with concussions. These blows to the head definitely aren’t by accident, and it’s clear Serena Bennett’s hunger and her desire has gotten to a level where she is willing to do whatever the hell it takes in order to reclaim the title I’m certain she feels was stolen from her! Bennett wisely following up, keeping Kassidy grounded with a snug side headlock, forcing Kassidy to battle for every inkling of leverage. Kassidy has a slight advantage in size, she’s got extraordinary core strength, but she’s being chipped away at by Bennett who’s wisely sprawling out and putting her entire body into something as simple as a snug rear chinlock.
Stew-O: Heart attempting to roll herself, winding her body and kicking her legs out, but she isn’t getting much give at all. She’s opting for something else, pushing herself into Bennett almost looking like she wants to catch her off guard. BUT BENNETT INSTEAD CATCHES KASSIDY IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO YOU FOOL THAT’S A GROUNDED KATAHAJIME!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHATEVER IT’S CALLED, SERENA’S GOT HER CAUGHT WITH IT ON THE FLOOR! BUT KASSIDY CURLS HER BODY UP! ROLLING THROUGH AND STACKING SERENA ONTO HER SHOULDERS! THE REF SLIDING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: BENNETT COUNTERS OUT OF THAT WITH A CRUCIFIX BACKSLIDE PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: BUT KASSIDY ROLLS OUT OF IT, AND QUICKLY SNATCHES SERENA BENNETT’S TAPED UP, STAPLED UP LEFT HAND! AND STOMPS ON IT WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!! DEAR LORD THAT SOUNDED LIKE HER FINGERS CRUNCHING!!!
( Serena Bennett rolls away yelling in pain, holding her damaged left hand. The official checks on her for her well being. )
Stew-O: KASSIDY FOLLOWING RIGHT UP! DEADLIFT KASSPLODER PLEX!!! RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD! HEART ROLLS THROUGH IT! BRINGS HER UP AGAIN! AND PLANTS HER, WITH A RING RATTLING THIRD KASSPLODER PLEX!!! INSIDE CRADLE FOLLOW UP COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Flannery McCoy: Serena kicks out! Kassidy Heart wasting zero time, she stands up and stalks her opponent, who is rolling away and favoring the left hand that you had to know was going to be a target coming into this match. KASSIDY DELIVERS A SLIDING FOREARM INTO THE SMALL OF SERENA’S BACK!!! Causing her to roll nearly halfway across the ring, and to the outside. The champion follows the challenger out of the ring, descending to ringside while Bennett recovers right in front of us, and Heart pulls Bennett up from the floor before taking her by the damaged left hand, and delivering an YANKING SHOULDER TACKLE! Drawing Serena in only to crack shoulders with The Mauler! Heart pulls Bennett up and drags her over to one of the ring posts. Kass props Bennett up onto the apron before firing off with multiple right hands, closed fist shots while Bennett is hardly able to protect herself! An elbow to top it off! And Heart takes the injured left hand………. AND SHE BEGINS RIPPING AT THE TAPE, WHILE JAMMING SERENA’S HAND AGAINST THE LED POST……..
Jake Mercer: What kind of sadistic evil could The Mauler be planning!? Kassidy just continuing to rip at the bandages, but Serena trying to stop Kassidy from removing that upper layer of protective wrapping. Kassidy fires a right hand to the cheek bone! She goes back to the hand, but Bennett kicks the champion right in the jaw! The official urging these two to take it back into the ring, but Bennett jumps up to her feet and DIVES OFF OF THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: “REEL IT IN”!!!!! DIVING TILT-A-WHIRL HEAD-SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! THAT SENT KASSIDY FLYING RIGHT OVER OUR DESK!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT JUST STOPPED SHORT OF TAKING US ALL OUT, I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! :damn:
Ref: 1! 2!
Stew-O: The official starting his count after giving a little leniency, and Heart was just sent flying after looking for another way to ramp up the damage on the left hand. Bennett bolts into the ring, while Heart is looking up at the lights and shaking off the cobwebs right on our table. Referee’s count is at “four”, now “five”, before Heart rolls off and – SHE’S TAKEN BACK DOWN!!! SUICIDE DIVE FROM BENNETT!!! KASSIDY TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT, AND BENNETT IS FEELING A RUSH NOW!
Stew-O: AFTER A BRIEF MOMENT, KASSIDY HEART IS BACK UP TO HER FEET SOMEWHAT DAZED! FLY OR DIE!!!!!!! SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES FROM SERENA BENNETT!!!! THE CHALLENGER TAKES THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION DOWN WITH A MASSIVE COLLISION! SENSATIONAL ATHLETICISM FROM SERENA BENNETT, AND IT’S NOT BEFORE LONG UNTIL SHE PULLS KASSIDY UP AND SENDS HER BACK INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett is right on her tail! She’s crouched over, waiting, keeping herself out of Kassidy’s line of sight! Heart is allllmost back up. Bennett right behind her! SHE TURNS KASSIDY AROUND! RIGHT HAND BY HEART! DUCKED UNDER BY BENNETT, AND KASS IS CAUGHT! ARM TRAP SLAM!!! INTO THE ANACONDA VICE, TRAP QUEEN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NOT YET! BEFORE SHE CAN TAKE KASSIDY OFF OF HER FEET, KASSIDY COUNTERS WITH THE ROLLING LEG TRIP TRANSITION INTO CHANEL N°5!!!! BEAUTIFUL COUNTER TRANSITION INTO THE CALF SLICER!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT BENNETT IS FIGHTING! SHE’S RIPPING AWAY AT THE CANVAS WITH HER HAILS, DRAGGING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT IN ORDER TO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF THE CHAMPION! Kassidy ends up having to convert into a standing ankle lock! Bennett has made it far too difficult to fully synch in the calf slicer, but that was wise thinking from the champion not to sacrifice proximity and still keep the opponent within hold! Heart looking to drag Bennett away from the ropes, where she’s a couple of arms lengths away. BUT BENNETT COUNTERS INTO A CORKSCREW HEADSTAND HURRICANRANA!!! STUNNING!!!
Flannery McCoy: What an escape! Both women recover at the same pace, JUMPING SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE FROM BENNETT!!! LATERAL PRESS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOO
Stew-O: Shoulder up! AND JUST LIKE THAT, SERENA BENNETT SNAPS IN ‘TRAP QUEEN’!!!!!!! DEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOT QUITE STEW, ALMOST THERE, BUT KASSIDY IS GIVING SERENA BENNETT HELL! WRESTLING SERENA’S ARMS AWAY BY THE WRISTS, GRAPPLING HERSELF OUT OF A MATCH DECIDING SUBMISSION MOVE SHOULD IT BE APPLIED! Serena mounting over Kassidy now, trying to establish complete arm control while Kassidy is on her back. Kassidy pushes Serena up and off of her with her legs, but Serena pulls Kassidy up with her by the wrists before taking her UP AND OVER WITH A MONKEY FLIP! KASSIDY ENDS UP LANDING PERFECTLY ON HER FEET! Kassidy Heart runs into the ropes, that lures Bennett in! BENNETT WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO SEND KASSIDY OUT OF THE RING! BUT KASSIDY POPS BENNETT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! SERENA BENNETT SAVES HER SKIN, HANGING ON TO THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE, AND KASSIDY DELIVERS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAVILY TAPED UP LEFT HAND!!!
Stew-O: That caught her right across the wrist! That may not have actually hit the stapled areas so much as it did the wrist! That is one of the last places you want to be injured, joints like those only become degenerative injuries as your career goes along! Bennett must have searing pain going up and down her entire arm, not just the hand. HEY HEY WAIT LOOK OUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! AND DIVES ONTO SERENA BENNETT ON THE APRON!!!!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!!
Stew-O: DIVING O-FACE FROM THE TOP ROPE, SENDING SERENA BENNETT OFF OF THE APRON AND SENDING BOTH HERSELF AND SERENA CRASHING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!! UN!!!!!! REAL!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IN ALL OF MY YEARS STUDYING THIS GREAT SPORT, AND ALL OF THE FOOTAGE I’VE SEEN, I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN ANYBODY DELIVER THE CORKSCREW DIVING STUNNER FROM THAT ANGLE! THE AMOUNT OF BALLS THAT TAKES, AND NOT TO MENTION ATHLETICISM AND SKILL! JUST BREATHTAKING!
( Kassidy Heart and Serena Bennett are both laid out at ringside right at the bottom of the ramp. Replays air showing multiple angles of Kassidy Heart delivering the diving Heart Attack, taking herself and Serena out, with an emphasis on the contortion of Serena’s body upon hitting the ringside floor. Return to the ring, where the official begins his count. )
Ref: 1!!! ……….. 2!!!
Flannery McCoy: A highlight reel moment and then some, we almost never see this move performed, but it almost begs the question, did it take as much out of Kassidy as it did Serena? She’s having some trouble recovering, she’s favoring the arm albeit stirring a lot more than her opponent is. Heart seems to only just now be cognizant of the official’s count, who is now at “five”, and Heart turns over to Bennett who certainly no worse for wear after being on the receiving end of that incredible dive from earlier. The official’s count hits “six”, and Heart helps Bennett back up to her feet. “Seven”, Heart sends Serena Bennett back into the ring, before stepping onto the apron and waiting for Bennett to recover… Serena’s on all fours, pulling herself up as quickly as she can, brushing her own hair out of her face and remains unaware that she’s in the sights of a predator! Serena pulls herself back up, and KASSIDY SPRINGBOARDS…..
Jake Mercer: INTO A SPRINGBOARD TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN TRANSITIONING INTO THE KNEELING HAND-CONNECTED OMOPLATA!!!! ‘THE CELINE DION’ SUBMISSION CATCHING SERENA BENNETT BY THE LEFT ARM!!!! AND KASSIDY USES ONE OF HER HANDS TO HAMMER AWAY AT THE TAPED, STAPLED FIST OF SERENA!!!! SERENA SCREAMING IN AGONY, AS KASSIDY RIPS AT HER FINGERS, SHE IS USING HER NAILS TO DIG INTO THE WRAPPED UP LEFT HAND, WHILE KEEPING BENNETT IN THE ARMBAR!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!! SERENA CAN’T CONTINUE!
Stew-O: BENNETT FIGHTING, RIPPING WITH EVERY FIBRE OF HER BEING TO GET AS CLOSE TO THE ROPES AS POSSIBLE! SHE ISN’T MORE THAN A FEW FEET AWAY, BUT THAT BOTTOM ROPE IS PRACTICALLY IN THE NEXT STAR SYSTEM WHEN YOU’RE IN A HOLD LIKE THIS! BENNETT DOING HER BEST TO MUSTER UP SOME LEVERAGE AGAIN, TRYING TO GET UP TO HER KNEES………… ANGUISH JUST ALL OVER SERENA’S FACE, AS SHE TRIES WITH ALL SHE’S GOT TO TEAR THAT LEFT ARM OUT FROM BETWEEN KASSIDY’S LEGS, ALL WHILE KASSIDY HAMMERS MORE FISTS INTO THE STAPLED UP LEFT HAND! THIS IS EXCRUCIATING TO EVEN WATCH, I CAN’T IMAGINE THE FORTITUDE THAT IT MUST TAKE TO LAST HALF AS LONG AS SERENA HAS IN THIS PERILOUS SITUATION!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT IS DIGGING INSIDE OF HERSELF, BANGING HER FIST ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE FREE RIGHT ARM, CONTINUING TO FIGHT FOR MOBILITY! HEART NOW TIGHTENING THE LEGS AROUND THE LEFT ARM EVEN MORE…….. AND SHE’S REACHING FOR THE RIGHT ARM…….. OH JESUS……….. KASSIDY LOOKING TO WRING THE RIGHT ARM IN BETWEEN HER LEGS WHERE SERENA’S LEFT IS ALREADY CAUGHT, AND TRANSITION INTO THE DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES WOULD BE APPLIED, AND SERENA IS FIGHTING WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP THAT RIGHT ARM OUT OF FULL CONTROL! KASSIDY TURNS HER BODY FROM THE SEATED POINT, IN ORDER TO CATCH BOTH OF SERENA’S ARMS BETWEEN HER LEGS!!! SHE GOT IT!!! NEIMAN MARCUS APPLIED!
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST! BENNETT TIMED THAT PERFECTLY! AS KASSIDY STRADDLES SERENA’S BACK TO TRAP THE ARMS, SERENA COUNTERS WITH A FRONTWARD ROLL! THAT HAS KASSIDY ON HER BACK FOR A SPLIT SECOND! AND SERENA UP TO HER FEET! JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO BOTH OF KASSIDY’S BREASTS!!!!
Flannery McCoy & Jake Mercer: :damn: NOT THE TITS!
Stew-O: KASSIDY FLOPS OVER TO HER STOMACH COVERING HER CHEST IN PAIN, AND BENNETT FOLLOWS UP WITH A HANDSPRING TRANSITION INTO ‘SERENITY’!!!!!!!
Stew-O: YOU DON’T FIND TOO MANY ATHLETES – NOT WRESTLERS, NOT WOMEN, NOT WOMEN’S WRESTLERS, BUT ATHLETES – ON THE PLANET WHO HAVE THE RESOLVE TO REACT UNDER THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT AND RESPOND WITH EXCELLENCE IN THE WAY SERENA BENNETT DOES! KASSIDY HEART HAS BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD, AFTER THE TIMING, THE BODY CONTROL, THE RESILIENCE, THE WHEREWITHAL FROM A WOMAN WHO I CONTEND IS AS DESERVING OF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD AS ANYBODY ELSE ON THE ROSTER! IF NOT MORE! AND SERENA BENNETT IS DUMPING HER RESERVES INTO THIS, REARING BACK AND PUTTING AS MUCH TORQUE ON KASSIDY’S HEAD AND NECK AS POSSIBLE!!! HEART HAS A HAND HELD OUT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY SAYING THIS, BUT THE THOUGHT OF GIVING UP HAS CROSSED INTO THE MAULER’S MIND!
Flannery McCoy: THE OFFICIAL BARGAINING WITH KASSIDY, LETTING HER KNOW THAT AT ANY POINT IN TIME SHE CAN END THIS! HE’S LOOKING FOR VERBAL CONFIRMATION, AND HEART IS LETTING OUT GROWLING CRIES, PUSHING HERSELF CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE BRINK WITH EVERY WAKING SECOND THAT SHE’S CAUGHT IN THIS!
Stew-O: HEART SNATCHES THE INJURED WRIST!!! HEART USING PURE STRENGTH, TO RIP APART THOSE HANDS, AND BEND SERENA BENNETT’S LEFT ARM BACKWARDS ONTO THE MAT! KASSIDY JUMPS UP TO HER FEET!
Jake Mercer: CURB STOMP!!!!!!!!! ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’ INTO THE BENT BACKWARDS LEFT ARM!!!!!!!!! SERENA BENNETT TOSSING AROUND CLUTCHING THE INJURED WRIST!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Stew-O: MERCILESS!!! THE MAULER SCOWLING, AND POUNCING RIGHT ON TOP OF SERENA BENNETT, UNLOADING WITH PUNCHES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SHE HOISTS SERENA UP, DEADLIFT KASSPLODER PLEX!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! BENNETT FIGHTING, KICKING HER LEGS BEFORE SHE CAN BE HIT WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX! SERENA BENNETT IS RUNNING PURELY OFF OF INSTINCT NOW, I AM JUST COMPLETELY FLOORED BY WHAT I’M SEEING! BENNETT FIRES BACK A RIGHT ELBOW INTO THE EYE! ANOTHER ONE INTO THE ALREADY BRUISED EYE SOCKET OF HEART! AND SERENA SHIFTS HER BODY WEIGHT FORWARD, SLINGING KASSIDY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST, FULLY OFF OF MOMENTUM, SHOULDER SENT INTO STEEL!!!!! Bennett drops to the mat holding her wrist, cursing up a storm – angry at herself, angry at her opponent, just beyond pissed off! All of the frustration, all of the setbacks that she’s been through are culminating inside of her head! And I think it’s driving her, I think it’s honestly pushing her forward! Bennett is pushing through pain, through the fatigue, through the bitterness! Refusing to be demoralized!
Jake Mercer: Serena pulls Kassidy out of the corner… INSTINCTIVE RIGHT HAND BY KASSIDY FLUSH TO THE JAW! Serena backpedals while Kass favors the left shoulder blade that got rammed right into the unforgiving steel, and Serena strikes back with a right hand of her own! KASSIDY FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER RIGHT! SERENA REPLIES! KASSIDY! ….. SERENA! …. KASSIDY! … SERENA! …. SERENA WITH A SHOOT KICK! ANOTHER ONE! AND A JUMPING BACK KICK COMBINATION INTO THE CORNERED KASSIDY HEART! Serena takes Kassidy out of the corner to the other side of the ring with a hard Irish whip! Kasssidy reverses the whip and comes chasing after Serena! Serena runs up the turnbuckle and backflips behind Kassidy, landing on her feet while Kass hits the corner! POW!!!!! SERENA WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL!!!
Stew-O: CAUGHT BY KASS! KASSIDY CATCHES THE LEG UNDERNEATH THE ARM! AND SHE’S TRADING FISTS WITH SERENA USING HER FREE ARM! ENGAGING IN A HOCKEY STYLE EXCHANGE OF STRIKES! KASS TRYING TO FORCE HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT SERENA FREES UP HER CAUGHT LEG AND BLASTS KASSIDY ACROSS THE FACE WITH A DRAGONWHIP COUNTER! Kassidy goes stumbling through the ropes and lands on the apron, and Serena runs the ropes with lightning speed, sprinting as Kassidy while she’s recovering with a RUNNING BICYCLE KICK, KNOCKING HER OFF THE APRON!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK CAUGHT BY KASS!!!!! KASSIDY CATCHES THE BOOT IN BETWEEN THE ROPES AND COUNTERS WITH AN UPSIDE DOWN BRAZILIAN HEEL HOOK!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: GENIUS COUNTER! THE MAULER TEARING AT THE TENDONS!!! ALL WHILE BENNETT HAS NOWHERE TO GO, SHE’S CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES AND IS HAVING KASSIDY’S FULL BODY WEIGHT RIPPING HER ACHILLES TENDON INTO PIECES! AS BRILLIANT AS THAT TIMING AND DELIVERY WAS ON KASS’ PART, THE REFEREE HAS TO INTERVENE HERE!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
( Serena, with the aid of the top rope, adjusts her free leg and brings Kassidy crashing down from the apron onto the top of her head at ringside with a double foot stomp driver. )
Stew-O: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SERENA BENNETT COUNTERING THE HANGING BRAZILIAN HEEL HOOK, WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP DRIVER, SPIKING KASSIDY RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD FROM AN ELEVATED BASE!!! THAT VERY WELL MAY HAVE SNAPPED HER NECK!!!
( Kassidy Heart is curled up at ringside with her arms clutched up against her head, and the official jumps out of the ring to check on Kassidy’s health. Serena Bennett is seated against the LED apron board, panting, and watching Kassidy writhe in pain. )
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MATCH NOW, SHE’S BEEN DUMPED ON HER FUCKING HEAD, WITH THE FULL WEIGHT OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF HER! WHAT THE HELL MORE DOES THE REF NEED TO SEE?
Flannery McCoy: The official isn’t getting much of a response from Kassidy, BUT SERENA BENNETT ISN’T WAITING ON A RESPONSE, OR WAITING AT ALL PERIOD! BENNETT RIPS KASSIDY UP FROM THE FLOOR MUCH AT THE PROTEST OF THE OFFICIAL, AND TOSSES HER UNSCRUPULOUSLY BACK INTO THE RING! Serena Bennett climbs back in with fury oozing out of every pore! Watching Kassidy muster up the little that she has left to fight her way to a vertical base! SERENA BENNETT CHARGES!!!!! — MOONLIGHT!!!! RUNNING NECKBREAKER!!!!! KASSIDY LANDING HORRIBLY ON HER NECK, FOLDED IN HALF!!!! AND BENNETT GRIPS BOTH LEGS WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stew-O: KICK OUT, BY THE MAULER!!!! AND LOOK AT THE FACE OF SERENA BENNETT, THAT IS AN EXPRESSION I HAVE NEVER SEEN FROM THIS WOMAN BEFORE! SERENA RIPPING AT HER HAIR, LOOKING OFF INTO SPACE BEFORE RETURNING HER SIGHTS BACK ON KASSIDY HEART! SERENA DARTS BACK OVER TO KASSIDY AGAIN, FRANTICALLY PULLING HER UP FROM THE FLOOR —
Jake Mercer: MOONLIGHT!!!!! RUNNING NECKBREAKER ON HER ALREADY BROKEN NECK!!!! REF CALL THE FUCKING MATCH! SHE’S DEFENSELESS!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA PICKS KASSIDY BACK UP AGAIN! ANOTHER MOONLIGHT!!!!!
Stew-O: AND SERENA ROLLS THROUGH IT!!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! CORKSCREW MOONLIGHT!!!!!!!! CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER FROM SERENA BENNETT TURNS KASSIDY HEART INSIDE OUT! FOUR CONSECUTIVE MOONLIGHT’S IN A ROW! AND AN EMPHATIC HOOK OF BOTH OF KASSIDY’S LEGS!!!!!!!!!!
REF: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: KICK!!!!!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!
( Serena Bennett rolls over, shaking her head, while laughing hysterically. )
Stew-O: A SARDONIC FIT OF SISYPHEAN LAUGHTER COMING FROM SERENA BENNETT, AFTER A DEFIANT KICK OUT FROM THE RAGDOLL HUSK OF KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY DELIVERING A RHETORICAL SLAP TO THE FACE, WITH EVERY CONTINUING SECOND THAT THIS MATCH PASSES. SERENA KNOWS IT’S OVER, BUT THE MAULER CONTINUES TO DEFY SERENA EVEN AT THE BRINK OF DEFEAT!
( Serena Bennett drags herself up, still chuckling maniacally. She stumbles over to Kassidy Heart, and pulls her up by the hair with her badly damaged left hand. )
Flannery McCoy: SERENA WITH A THUNDEROUS SLAP TO THE FACE!!!!!!
( Kassidy shakes her head. )
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER SLAP TO THE FACE!!!!
( Kassidy shakes her head again. )
Flannery McCoy: THIRD SLAP FROM SERENA!!!! AND A FOURTH!!! AND A FIFTH!!!! SIX!!!!! SEVEN!!!! SERENA SHAKING OFF THE PAIN FROM HER OWN HAND! EIGHTH FURIOUS, RELENTLESS, UNBRIDLED SLAP TO THE FACE!!!! KASSIDY’S HAIR MOSTLY COVERING HER FACE, HEART IS ON HER KNEES JUST TOTALLY UNRESPONSIVE! BENNETT DRAGS THE DEAD WEIGHT OF HER OPPONENT UP –
Stew-O: ARM TRAP TAKEDOWN INTO THE ANACONDA VICE!!!!!!!!!! TRAP QUEEN!!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY WITH A ROLLING BODY SCISSORS COUNTER, INTO THE KIMURA LOCK!!!!!!!!! HOW?!?!?!
Stew-O: UNBELIEVABLE COUNTER BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!! SERENA’S RIGHT ARM CAUGHT IN HER OPPONENT’S CLUTCHES, FORCING SERENA TO USE HER DAMAGED LEFT HAND TO THROW PUNCHES INTO THE RIBS!!! SERENA BENNETT RISKING SERIOUS LONG TERM RAMIFICATION WITH EACH STRIKE, AND IN SPITE OF THIS SHE IS UNLEASHING REPEATEDLY INTO THE RIBS! POURING HER ALL INTO FREEING HERSELF FROM THE KIMURA LOCK, WHILE KASSIDY WRENCHES AWAY!!!! KASSIDY IS GOING TO HAVE TO RELENT, SHE CANNOT CONTINUE TO TAKE ALL OF THESE UNPROTECTED BLOWS!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY TRANSITIONS FROM THE KIMURA LOCK INTO THE FUJIAWARA ARMBAR!!!! TRAPPING THE RIGHT ARM BETWEEN THE LEGS, AND REARING BACK ON THE INJURED LEFT ARM!!!!!! …
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A MINUTE!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY TEARING THE BANDAGES OFF OF SERENA BENNETT’S INJURED STAPLED UP HAND…….. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK, KASSIDY BITES AT THE WOUND ON SERENA’S STAPLED HAND, RIPPING IT WIDE OPEN WITH HER TEETH!!!!!!!!! BLOOD COMES GUSHING OUT OF SERENA BENNETT’S LEFT HAND!!!!!
Stew-O: AND KASSIDY STOMPS THE HEEL OF HER BOOT INTO THE BACK OF SERENA’S HEAD!!!!! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!! OVER A DOZEN BOOTS CONNECTING AND COUNTING!!! SERENA IS NO LONGER RESPONSIVE! THE MAULER SEEING NOTHING BUT RED!!!!!!!!! THAT’S IT!!!!!!! NO MORE!!!!
( The referee rips Kassidy Heart off of Serena Bennett, and calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Put Em’ Up” by Lupe Fiasco hits. Kassidy Heart sits on the canvas, stroking her jaw covered in Serena Bennett’s blood. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, KASSIIDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY HHEEAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Stew-O: A GRISLY, BLOOD CURDLING, BONE CHILLING ENDING TO WHAT WILL GO DOWN AS AN ALL TIME HISTORIC MATCH! HARTFORD, YOU JUST WITNESSED A CLASSIC! IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD!
( The referee helps Kassidy Heart up to her feet and hands her the Universal Women’s Championship. Kassidy rips the title away from the official before stumbling over to the corner, collapsing back to a seat and staring at her own reflection in the face of the gold. )
Flannery McCoy: I’ve got goosebumps, Stew. I am completely at a loss for words. That took my breath away.
Jake Mercer: EVERY MOVE WAS CALCULATED, THEIR REPERTOIRES WERE WELL SCOUTED BY ONE ANOTHER! THEY KNEW EACH OTHER’S WEAKNESSES, THEIR CRUTCHES, THEIR PROCLIVITIES, THEY WERE FORCED TO ADAPT AND REACT AND MAKE SPLIT SECOND DECISIONS. WE JUST SAW 4D CHESS UNFOLD BETWEEN TWO ELITISTS WHO MAY NOT EVEN BE REMOTELY CLOSE TO HITTING THEIR PRIME AS PERFORMERS!
Flannery McCoy: For once we agree Jake. They may have to deal with scrutiny, they may be doubted, but they are both so invaluable to us. This business needs them, both of them, to lead us into the future. I truly hope they know that.
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart staring at her own reflection in the face of the gold, almost as if to remind herself of who she is. She had no choice but to turn from woman to a Mauler like she’s quite known for doing when she’s brought to the brink. This was the ultimate example of why she is called the Queen of Ultraviolence, and she didn’t need so much as a single foreign object to do it.
( Replays show multiple major moments of this match, including the ending where we see a different angle of Kassidy’s boots slamming against Serena Bennett’s head, kicking her so hard that the heel of Kassidy’s boot slowly began to peel off. Kassidy Heart refuses assistance from officials. She rolls to the apron and gingerly descends to ringside before dragging herself towards the ramp to limp away. Serena Bennett is being medically evaluated, after being knocked unconscious by the flurry of boots. )
Stew-O: I don’t know how these two are going to feel about one another following this match. Serena Bennett and Kassidy Heart couldn’t be any more different as individuals; they come from different worlds, different backgrounds, different upbringings, and hold starkly contrasting views. But something tells me they may be forever tied to each other with this match. Neither of them will forget what they put each other through tonight at Operation: Doomsday, and I think I speak for many when I say that I certainly won’t forget either.
(Kassidy continues up the ramp, ignoring hi-five requests from fans at the side of the ramp as she appears to be in a trance. Despite the damage she’s sustained, she manages to proudly carry the Universal Championship over her shoulder. We cut to a break as an advertisement for Territorial Invasion is shown once again now with imagery of Kassidy Heart and Jack Ripley with their titles in the video package displayed.)
(Stephie Love stands in the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing…
(“Monster” by Skillet plays as the crowd goes insane with cheers. Out walks HRDO, referee shirt over his chest, black slacks on, and his eyes checking the arena.)
Stephie Love: HE IS THE SPECIAL REFEREE…HRDOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Looks like it’s time for the main event! Look at the reception for HRDO! The hall of famer, former Interwire champion, former interbrand champion, and former EAW World Heavyweight Champion himself.
Jake Mercer: Don’t forget, he was inducted into the hall of fame by Lethal Consequences! Need I remind you all of the history these men share? The EAW Vice President is ingrained in not just this company by everyone’s history. One of the greatest competitors we have ever had, he vows to be fair and impartial during this match.
Flannery McCoy: I believe in him but I don’t know how much Lethal is willing to put things aside and allow H-R-D-O to call things right down the middle!
(HRDO rolls in to the ring and gets to his feet as his music fades out.)
Stephie Love: OUR NEXT MATCH IS THE MAAAAAAIN EVENT…IT IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH THAT IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FAAAAALLLL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
(“Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow blasts. The arena is split with cheers and boos. The division is louder as our walks Lethal Consequences. Lethal stands on the stage, a laser like focus on his face as he stares into the ring.)
Stephie Love: ON HIS WAY TO THE RING…HE IS THE CHALLENGER…HAILING FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS…LEEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAALLLLL…CONNNNNNNNSEQUENCESSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences has everything to gain but the chance of ever facing Impact again for his title to lose if he fails tonight.
Flannery McCoy: The stakes are very, very high for this match. Impact isn’t going to lay down and hand the belt to LC. LC has to take this chance and pry it from the champs hands dead or alive. Even then, it won’t end until our special referee HRDO signifies that it’s over. I expect a war from these two men!
Stew-O: Every time they meet up, it’s a war, isn’t it?
Flannery McCoy: True, Stew! But considering the last time Lethal saw HRDO, it was last week and HRDO was swinging and cracking a steel chair over his head the same way Lethal attacked him with a chair in the past!
(Lethal Consequences slowly walks down the ramp. Lethal walks up the steel steps, eyes still on HRDO as the special ref stares right back at him with his arms behind his back. Lethal enters the ring and slowly walks right up to HRDO and gets face to face with the Vice President.)
Stew-O: Lethal is right in HRDO’s face as HRDO keeps his arms behind his back. Lethal is whisper something that looks far from kind right in the hall of famer‘ space. CHEST BUMP! Lethal bumps chest with HRDO AS HRDO TAKES HIS ARMS FROM BEHIND HIS BACK AND…he folds them across his chest as Lethal shakes his head and snarls.
Lethal Consequences: ye, it’s me…what’s up, bitch.
Referee HRDO: You need to focus on your opponent, LC! I’m trying to be fair about th-
Lethal Consequences: I DON’T TRUST YOU, NOT NONE! YOU BETTER DO RIGHT OR IMMA SMACK YOU WITH A CHAIR AGAIN YOU BALD PIECE OF…
(“Can I live” by Jay-Z plays.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
(White lights in the arena flicker. The astonishingly bright patterns nearly blind the fans in the XL arena.)
Jake Mercer: Oh my god, that old man ringside is having an epileptic seizure! These lights are dangerous!
(Through the blinding lights steps with his eyes closed, back facing the arena, arms extended, Impact appears.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON…WEIGHING 240 POUNDS… THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY…IMMMMMMMMMPAAAAAAAAACT!!!!!!
Stew-O: The reigning, defending, undisputed World Heavyweight Champion has made Dynasty his home since the Draft. Impact has become the standard of excellence long before this historic 9th World title reign of his and he is promising to make this his greatest reign ever.
Flannery McCoy: Lethal promises to end this reign and finally get back to the apex of this business as he has been trying to do for years now. Impact faced Lethal in a tag team match where LC pinned Imp’s partner Jake Smith after Jack Ripley seemingly put him away. Lethal Consequences won the last match these two had one on one when he beat Impact at Fighting Spirit. Though he was using dirty tactics at Fighting Spirit, that win has been one of the reasons why LC has this shot against Impact in the first place.
Jake Mercer: Do not forget the fact that LC was robbed by Impact at Grand Rampage when Imp laid out Noah Reigner with a Kill Shot that gave Noah a win over LC via disqualification.
Stew-O: Which is why StarrStan made this a no dq match as a show of good faith to Lethal Consequences who thrives in these type of matches where he is free to do whatever he sees fit. Impact agreed to give Lethal Consequences this shot but if LC loses, he can not challenge Impact again for as long as this current reign lasts. Things seemed almost even until, last week, Impact added one more wrinkle to this main event; special referee HRDO officiating this match!
(Impact rolls in to the ring, lifting his belt high, as fans cheer and boo for him heavily. As his music fades, Impact hands his championship to HRDO who raises it high in the air before handing it to the bell keeper and signaling the start of this match.)
Stew-O: HRDO falls for the bell as Impact and LC begin the feeling out process. Impact goes right and so does Lethal. Both men begin going around the ring as HRDO remains in the center.
Jake Mercer: So many match ups, so many times these two men have linked and crossed paths in their tenure here in EAW and tonight may be the last time we see them duel over that one championship that LC wants to badly to be his. Impact and LC circle the ring, fans are in a frenzy, watching history be made.
Flannery McCoy: Impact sprints…he stops as LC raises his hands ready for an attack. Imp backs up, back to a corner, before walking to the left. LC sees this and starts going to his left as well. Both men circling, who will make the first move?
Stew-O: LC CHARGES! HE GOES TO GRAB IMPACT BUT IMP SIDE STEPS AND SHOVES HIM IN TO THE CORNER! IMPACT RUSHES TO ATTACK BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE CORNER AND RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE. Imp is clutching the top rope as LC stands opposite him looking incredibly focused. Impact runs his hands through his hair and LC rubs his nose with his fist. Both men crack their necks and begin stomping right into the center of the ring. HRDO steps back as Lethal and Imp finally lock up. Impact is pushed back two steps before planting his feet and pushing Lethal back three steps.
Flannery McCoy: Letha ducks down, slipping behind, clutching Imp’s wrist…hammerlock applied! Impact’s left arm is bent upward as LC stands behind him with his head between Impact’s head and shoulders. LC twists the arm of the champion but Impact uses his free arm to reach upward. Impact grabs the back of LC’s hair, pulling it with a lot of force. Impact rolls forward and forces Lethal to release the hammer lock.
Stew-O: Impact rolls to his feet and turns and CLOTHESLINES FROM LC! Impact got out of the submission but as he turns is rocked by a strong clothesline from LC. Lethal reaches down, grabbing the back of Impact’s hair, helping him to his feet. KICK TO THE GUT…
Flannery McCoy: …By Impact! Imp forces LC to bend over forward before wrapping his arms around his head and applying a headlock. Imp grabs his wrist and tightens his grip as LC swings his arms trying to punch his way to freedom. To no avail, Impact keeps choking Lethal as Lethal drops down to one knee. HRDO sees this and kneels down as well, talking to LC.
HRDO: HEY…hey! You ready to quit, huh? Do you submit? Do you sub-
Stew-O: LOW BLOW! LC dropped to one knee and swung his whole arm up right in to Impact’s groin! Impact clutches his crotch as the fans groan and boo LC for that dirty tactic!
Jake Mercer: It’s a no disqualification match, Stew! I hope these fans understand that StarrStan allowed this match to be NO DQ as a leveling of the playing field for LC and LC is very much aware of it!
Stew-O: Indeed as already we see a tactic that would have him declared the loser in the match enacted early by Lethal Consequences. Impact drops to his knees as LC gets up and shakes his head at HRDO who genuinely looks to be trying to call this down the middle.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: I don’t quit, you bitch. You quit…ye, you’re gonna quit aren’t you? He’s gonna wish he quit…motherfucka
Flannery McCoy: HRDO And Lethal have their own history, namely LC bashing him over the head with a steel chair at Midsummer Massacre and Lethal pretty much bragging about the incident ever since.
Stew-O: LC stands in front of Impact, as Impact is on both knees and one hand on the mat while the other clutches his crotch.
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade is wincing somewhere right about now.
Flannery McCoy: LC lifts Impact’s head up, as Imp remains in his knees. KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST LIGHTS UP THE CHAMPION! Impact leans back but remains on his knees. LC takes a deep breath, walks to the side of Impact, gets him kneeling upright again, walks right back in front of him as KNIFE EDGE CHOP AGAIN! THE SOUND OF LC SLAPPING IMPACT’S CHEST GETS LOUDER WITH EACH STRIKE. IMPACT COLLAPSES BACKWARDS, flat on his back. Lethal walks over again, this time lifting him in to a seated position. Lethal walks back to the front of Impact, and he licks his hand…
Stew-O: Impact’s chest is bright red, blood starting to show up as tiny beads just below his collar bone. The imprint of LC’s hand is shown on a zoom in by the camera as LC winds up once again! LETHAL COCKS BACK AND SWINGS FOR ANOTHER CHOP!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LETHAL SPINS AROUND AFTER MISSING AS IMPACT LEANS BACKWARDS AND IS FLAT ON THE MAT AND AVOIDS THAT THIRD VICIOUS CHOP TO THE CHEST! LC TURNS AROUND AND IMPACT KIPS UP! MY GOD! IMPACT SEES LC TURNING AROUND AND- HEADBUTT!!! RIGHT IN TO LETHAL’S FOREHEAD GOD! A SICKENING THUD! LC CRUMBLES TO ONE KNEE! Even HRDO shuttered at that!
Stew-O: A SMALL CUT FORMS RIGHT ABOVE LETHAL’S brow as a drip drops to the mat. Impact sprints right past Lethal who is on one knee and springs off the ring ropes. Impact returns and RUNNING BULLDOG TO LETHAL AS IMPACT DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST IN TO THE MAT! Impact is back in this as he rises to his feet, rubs his raw chest, and wipes his own tiny beads of blood on a nearby turnbuckle as he leaves Lethal on the mat.
Flannery McCoy: LC pushes from the mat, lifting his head up last to reveal that small cut from the headbutt to open up more following that bulldog from Imp. LC clearly is in pain but his face remains determined. A bit of blood drops down his brow and on to the side of his face as he rises up and turns to see Impact in the corner smirking at what he’s done so far.
Stew-O: Lethal stands up, wiping his own blood off and on to his chest.
Impact: Look, we’re twins! :troll:
Lethal Consequences: :dave: c’mere I wanna show you sumthin’…
Jake Mercer: Impact laughs as he and LC meet back in the center of the ring. They lock up as they did at the start by this time Impact quickly gets behind Lethal and attempts to hook him in a full Nelson hold.
THE HAIL MARY!!!
Stew-O: WAIT! LETHAL SLIPS OUT! Impact watches as Lethal rolls away and gets to one knee. Impact charges him before he can get all the way up and STEP UP ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF LETHAL’S HEAD! Impact watches Lethal tumble forward and on to his back as he drops down for a cover!
Referee HRDO : ONE!!!
Stew-O: Kick out at two as Lethal gets his shoulders off the mat. Impact moves quickly, dragging Lethal to his feet. He Irish whips Lethal as blood flies off his head on to the mat and his body is thrown into the ropes. Lethal bounces off, running back at Impact, he hooks his arms under both his arms…THE HAIL MARY CONNECTS THIS TIME! Right on his face again as LETHAL’S head bounces off the mat! Impact rolls him over! Cover!
Referee HRDO: ONE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal forces his shoulder up as Impact slides away and crawls backwards towards a corner of the ring. That bloody gash that was started by a sickening headbutt by Impact is opening more and more as Imp targets Lethal in the same spot. Impact uses both hands to grab the middle rope and lift himself off the mat.
Stew-O: Impact is in control fully and has been for a bit. Lethal has to find a way to turn the tide because right now the champion is in the driver’s seat.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of driver’s seat, I saw in the parking lot this afternoon that Impact pulled up in a beautiful sports car in a spot reserved for him where as Lethal Uber’s here in a nice Ford Fusion. Both men got to this event in different ways just to crash and bash into each other as we are on the road to
Flannery McCoy: God damn it, what does that have to do with this match?
Jake Mercer: I am speaking to the people in the discord chats sharing illegal streams of this free per view event and are furiously exiting out of pop outs and refreshing their pages to see this epic encounter. They want the details mainstream commentators like YOU don’t give them! That’s why I get paid the big bucks.
Stew-O: AND let’s get back to the action! Impact is on his feet as Lethal staggers to his own two feet as well.
Lethal Consequences: I can do this all day ya’ bitch. :dave:
Flannery McCoy: LC wipes his bloody face on his forearm and raises his fists up. Lethal motions for Impact to bring the fight and Imp decides to do just that. Impact charges, KNEE TO THE GUT of Lethal Consequences! Impact grabs the back of LC’s head, then his wrists, irish whips him NO!
Stew-O: Lethal reverses it! He irish whips Impact in to a corner as Impact’s spine bounces off of it! LC charges, Impact moves at the last second as LC hits the corner hard! Impact runs to the opposite turnbuckle as the bleeding Lethal Consequences lays back first in the corner. Impact sprints full speed at Lethal and leaps in the air! DOUBLE KNEE-NO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC moves! Impact flies knee first into the top turnbuckle, bounces off, and crashes to the mat in the corner! LC walks away and leans against the top rope with it under his arm pit as he surveys the damage he caused by simply moving away from Impact’s attack. Imp is hurt! He’s clutching those knees as he tried to crush his opponent full speed but failed badly! LC snarls, Imp rolls around before reaching some ropes himself to help get himself off the mat. Impact gets off the ground and is holding the ropes with two hands as
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS BEHIND IMP! HE LOCKS HIM IN A SLEEPER HOLD…WAIT…WAIT!!! HE TWISTS HIS BODY AND…
Stew-O: FLASHBACK! SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER FOLDS IMPACT IN A WAY NO MAN SHOULD BE FOLDED! IMPACT FLOPS TO THE RING MAT AS LETHAL ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee HRDO: ONE!!!!
Jake Mercer: LC IS PUSHED OFF IMPACT!!!!
Stew-O: Impact used his own two hands to shove LC off him and break up the pin! Imp is slow to get up, holding his lower back that’s clearly in pain after that perfectly executed Flashback by LC! Lethal gets up as well but a new look on his face. LC looks rejuvenated despite the blood he has been losing so far in this match. Lethal is stalking Impact, Imp is getting up at his own pace but not one to Lethal’s liking. LC assists his opponent by gripping a chunk of his hair and his neck and pulling him away from the mat. Impact cracks LC with a right hand and Lethal steps back…LARIAT!!!! STIFF LARIAT FROM LC FLIPS IMPACT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Lethal legit looks like he wanted to knock Impact’s head in to the front row!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is clutching the back of his head as LC looks down at him for a second. Wait, now he’s staring at HRDO right in his eyes as HRDO stands a bit away trying to make due on being fair, impartial official he said he is striving to be.
Lethal Consequences: I made his head bounce on the floor like I made that chair bounce off you! Get ready to make the count, ‘tardo!
Jake Mercer: Wow! He called the referee ‘tardo!
Flannery McCoy: I wish he called you that, at least HRDO isn’t blinded by IWC biasness and overall corny behavior.
Jake Mercer: :wow: Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. Don’t be mad because I have an AMA on the most popular professional wrestling cosplaying convention in Reno, Nevada in October. The 12th annual “Wrestling, Monsters, and fancy things” expo will be bigger and better than ever this year! Rumor is Malcolm Jones will be speaking. That guy definitely needs the $550 appearance fee that comes with it seeing as Charlie Marr ethered him and sent him packing!
Flannery McCoy: Um…that’s not what happened but whatever. Lethal is watching as Impact gets up from the ground and attacks as soon as he stands up. EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Snapping the head backwards and far beyond where his head normally rests! Impact staggers back as Lethal lays another huge european uppercut to the jaw of the champion. Imp takes more steps back, now with his spine against the ring ropes. LC winds his arm up, charges, and MISS!!! LC throws a third european uppercut but IMPACT LEANS AGAINST THE ROPES AND AVOIDS IT! IMPACT USES THE LEVERAGE OF THE ROPES TO BOUNCE OFF OF AND CONNECTS WITH A PERFECTLY PLACED FOREARM TO THE FACE OF LETHAL!
Stew-O: Impact is back and he’s laying in to LC! Elbow to the jaw, another elbow to the cheek, another…NO! Lethal blocks the elbow! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! THIS TIME THE ENTIRE BUILDING CRINGES AS IT STOPS IMP IN HIS TRACKS! HE REACHES AND GRABS THE NECK AND HEAD AREA OF IMPACT!
Stew-O: SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS SLAMMED DIRECTLY ON TO HIS FACE! LC IS ON HIS BACK AND HE QUICKLY TRIES TO ROLL IMP OVER! HE DOES! HRDO SLIDES ON THE MAT AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HOOKS THE LEG! COVER!
Referee HRDO: OOOOOONE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Impact kicks out before three! LETHAL STOMPS TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS PUMMELLING IMPACT WITH HIS BOOTS! STOMPING AWAY AT THE CHAMPION’S UPPER TORSO AS SOON AS IMP KICKS OUT OF THE PIN FALL! Lethal wipes his blood in both hands and
Flannery McCoy: OH GOD!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL SHOVES HRDO IN THE FACE WITH HIS BLOOD HAND!
Lethal Consequences: You need to stop counting so fuckin’ slow, gah’damn. SHIT! Fucker…
Flannery McCoy: LC is disrespecting HRDO for his counting speed but I’m sorry, it seems like he was counting fine to me!
Stew-O: Maybe it’s the frustration of the situation mounting for our challenger here tonight at Operation: Doomsday? Lethal beat Impact the very last time they wrestled one on one and Lethal beat Impact in a tag team match alongside Jack Ripley when Impact and Jake Smith were teaming. Lethal has had some momentum building to this night but Impact has stacked the deck against him seemingly. This match is being officiated by the man LC attacked with a steel chair at a previous Midsummer Massacre and Lethal has been bragging ever since. If Lethal does not defeat Impact tonight he also will not be allowed another shot at his title so long as he still has it in his possession.
Flannery McCoy: This does reek of a high stress level event. Add to the fact Lethal is bleeding from his split open eyebrow and is desperate to win that title not just to overcome Impact but to reclaim the feeling he hasn’t had in many years. That feeling? Being champion in the greatest promotion going today!
Stew-O: HRDO looks around as fans boo LC for the shove. HRDO STEPS TO LC! THEY ARE FACE TO FACE AS HRDO SNARLS AT LETHAL! HRDO…takes a deep breath and wipes LC’s blood off of himself before pointing at Impact.
Referee HRDO: You better worry less about me and more about him!
Jake Mercer: HRDO giving Lethal some advice as Lethal turns around and
Stew-O: IMPACT IS UP! BEHIND LC! LC TURNS, IMPACT SCOOPS HIM UP IN THE AIR! HE TURNS AROUND WITH LC IN HIS HANDS!
Flannery McCoy: MICHINOKU DRIVER II HITS CLEAN AS IMPACT SLAMS LC RIGHT BACK TO THE GROUND AS IMPACT GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee HRDO: ONEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: KICK OOOOOOUUUUTT!!!! KICK OUT! KICK OUT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RIGHT THERE! What a move to pull out of nowhere by Impact but LC is not done fighting for what may be his last chance at the World Heavyweight Championship!
Jake Mercer: LC may get another shot someday. It just can’t happen long as Impact is reigning as champion and only if someone ends his reign for him!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t see LC as the type to want to wait for someone else to dethrone Impact and would prefer to end this reign himself and finally get back to the championship glory someone with 2 Hall of Fame inductions likely would be accustomed with.
Stew-O: Impact gets to his feet, dragging LC with him…LC falls to the ground. Impact stands up, towering the fallen LC! Impact looks around at the crowd, the fans are feverish! Impact goes to lift LC by the head again but NOPE! Lethal drops face down on the mat again!
Flannery McCoy: Maybe that Absolution took the last bit of energy out of Lethal, he looks incapable of standing on his own two feet.
Stew-O: These two have been going to war tonight but this is just one of many battles between two of the greatest professional wrestlers in the history of not just this company but this sport. Lethal is face down, a small puddle of blood forms where his gash rests on the mat. Impact takes a deep breath, looks at HRDO…
Impact: I’m about to get rid of this pussy for the both of us…
Flannery McCoy: Impact tries one last time to get Lethal off the mat and
NO CAL!!!!!!! NO CAL!!!!!!! NO CAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL PLAYED POSSUM!!! LETHAL PUNCHES IMPACT SQUARE IN THE CROTCH WITH THAT NO CAL! IMPACT DROPS TO BOTH KNEES AGAIN LIKE HE DID THE FIRST TIME LETHAL LOW BLOWED HIM!
Jake Mercer: IT’S ALL LEGAL! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! HRDO STARES AS WE ALL WATCH LC LIFT IMPACT OFF HIS KNEES AND CLUTCH HIS HEAD AND
ACID REEEEEEE IGN!!!!
Stew-O: ACID REIGN!!! ACID REIGN!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NO CAL NUT SHOT IN TO ACID REIGN! THE DIAMOND CUTTER DRIVES IMPACT IN TO THE RING! IMP IS DOWN! LETHAL IS IN A SEATED POSITION! THE FANS ARE STUNNED! HRDO WATCHES AS LETHAL GIVES HIM A WINK WITH THAT BLOODY EYE! LETHAL TURNS, ROLLS IMPACT ON TO HIS BACK! COVER! COVER!!
Referee HRDO: OONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! WAY!!!! IMPACT KICKS OUT OF THE ACID REIGN! LETHAL ROLLS OVER BACK TO A SEATED POSITION AS HE IS FACE TO FACE WITH HRDO ON THE MAT WITH HIS HAND INCHES AWAY FROM THE MAT! HE WAS CLOSE TO SCORING THE WIN FOR LETHAL BUT IT LOOKS LIKE LC ISN’T HAPPY AT ALL!
Stew-O: LC bends down to the mat and…HE RUBS HIS BLOODY FACE ALL OVER IMPACTS BLOODY CHEST! SMEARING THE BLOOD TOGETHER MY GOD THIS MAN IS SICK!
Jake Mercer: Maybe you didn’t see Bloodsport but this is pg-13 by comparison!
Flannery McCoy: Regardless, LC snarls as he locks eyes with HRDO again. LC gets to his feet as does our special guest referee. LETHAL BUMPS SHOULDERS WITH HRDO AS LC LEAVES THE RING AND HRDO IS LEFT STANDING INSIDE! IMPACT IS DOWN BUT STIRRING AS HE ROLLS ON THE MAT IN SEARCH OF THE ROPES! IMPACT ROLLS AROUND AND TRIES TO REACH ONE SIDE OF THE RING AS…LC…LC HAS A STEEL CHAIR! MY GOD!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences has in his possession a steel chair and is making his way around ringside. HRDO is staring at him…
Jake Mercer: :wow: probably getting flashbacks :wow:
Stew-O: LC is ringside as Impact is draped on the bottom rope with his head leaning towards the outside. LC IS WINDING UP! IMPACT IS CLIMBING UP AND NOW HIS HEAD IS LEANING OUTSIDE THE RING VIA THE MIDDLE ROPE! LC CHARGES FROM RINGSIDE! HE SWINGS!
Flannery McCoy: GOD! DAMN! IT! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION! LC LEAPED IN THE AIR FROM THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, SWUNG THE CHAIR, AND CONNECTED WITH IMPACT’S HEAD AS IMP ROLLS BACKWARDS AND FLOPS DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! LC RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH, AS FANS BOO!!
Crowd: FUCK YOU LE-THAL!!! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* FUCK YOU LE-THAL!!! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* FUCK YOU LE-THAL!!! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Stew-O: The XL center is thumping and the fans are not riding with LC’s dirty tactics.
Flannery McCoy: I must say, seeing Impact’s reign end is something I wouldn’t mind seeing but LC as the replacement? I don’t know. I do know, personalities to the side, both men are fighting as if this really is the last time they will ever face for that championship.
Stew-O: The future is uncertain but one thing is; we will have a winner tonight as HRDO continues to try and be an impartial official. LC lowers the chair he has raised and…HE LICKS THE DENTED SPOT THAT SMACKED IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: That’s so fucking sick! That chair could fetch for 8k on Ebay if he lets the saliva dry on it!
Stew-O: Lethal slides the chair into the ring and kneels down by the apron. He begins to look under the ring, what sick weapons could LC be looking for? Impact pushes himself off the ring mat and
Flannery McCoy: Man, now Impact has a blood pouring out of his bottom lip! I thought Lethal Consequence’s went for his foe’s head but with a lip that busted, Impact might need stitches to recover from that brutal chair shot!
Stew-O: LC lifts his head up as he drags something from under the ring. IT’S A LIGHTTUBE! Oh my goodness! Lethal waves the light tube in the air as mothers begin clutching their children’s eyes! LC slides in the bottom rope, slowly making his way to his feet. Impact looks up, now on one knee himself and sees LC raise the light tube in the air over his head. LC SWINGS! IMPACT ROLLS OUT THE WAY! THE BULB SHATTERS AS IT BREAKS APART ONCE IT HITS THE MAT!
Stew-O: Impact is behind Lethal, Consequences turns…PUNCH TO THE GUT! Lethal bends forward but raises up to attack…ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE GUT BY IMPACT! Lethal bends forward again and Impact puts his head between his legs! Imp lifts…NO!!! LC SWINGS HIS LEGS AND BLOCKS IMP BY GETTING HIS FEET BACK ON THE GROUND! IMP CLUBS THE BACK OF LETHAL WHILE KEEPING HIM IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION!
Jake Mercer: Club to the back, Impact is wearing out Lethal. He wraps his arms around his midsection again, he lifts him high on his shoulders…
POWERBOMB INTO THE GLASS!!!
Flannery McCoy: MY GOD! LETHAL IS PRESSED DIRECTLY INTO WAIT WAIT WAIT! IMPACT IS PULLING LETHAL BACK UP ON TO HIS SHOULDERS! LOOK AT THE SHARDS OF GLASS STICKING DIRECTLY IN TO LC’S SPINE! BLOOD IS POURING FROM THE PIECES! BLOOD FROM HIS FACE PALES IN COMPARISON AS A PURE DISPLAY OF AGONY IS OVER HIS FACE!
Stew-O: IMPACT DRIVES HIM IN TO THE GLASS AGAIN! DOUBLE POWERBOMB IN TO THE REMAINING PIECES OF GLASS AS IMPACT FINALLY LEAVES HIM IN DOWN AND OUT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Flannery McCoy: This is looking like Bloodsport now…Lethal is flat on his back impaled with shards of broken glass from the lighting tube he introduced in to this match as Impact rubs his busted lip and stares down at his fallen foe. Imp uses his boot to kick away pieces of glass and makes room as he carefully covers Lethal! HRDO IS DOWN AND COUNTING!!!
Referee HRDO: OOOONNNEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is as shocked as all of us right now! LC rolls off his back, desperately trying to remove some of the glass from his back as Impact kicks away remaining glass shards out of the ring and crawls to the ropes to get free. LC is on his knees, crawling towards HRDO who stares down at Lethal. LC IS TUGGING AT HRDO’S REFEREE SHIRT AS HRDO TRIES TO BACK AWAY! HRDO is shaking his head, is…is LC pleading?
Stew-O: Impact stares at LC as HRDO is asking Lethal can he continue. Lethal tilts his head, a quick glance at Impact behind him, as LC pulls himself off the mat using HRDO for leverage. Impact looks ready to end this as he sizes Lethal up. He looks like he’s wants to finish Lethal right now! IMPACT CHARGES! WAAAAIT NOOO!
Stew-O: THE EVISCERATION!!!!
Stew-O: HE HITS IT ON HRDO! HE HITS IT ON HRDO!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT CLEVER BASTARD!! LETHAL THE GOAT!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THROWS HRDO AT IMPACT AS IMPACT HITS HIS DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER! IMPACT JUST DROPPED THE SPECIAL REFEREE! LC CRAWLS TO THE RING ROPES AS IMPACT LOOKS OVER AND SEES HRDO DOWN AND OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is shaking HRDO but this man looks out cold after that Codebreaker. Impact looks annoyed more than anything as he sits on his knees next to HRDO. LC IS UP! HE HAS THAT CHAIR HE HAD EARLIER AGAIN! IMPACT IS GETTING TO HIS FEET! IMPACT IS TURNING AND
Jake Mercer: CHAIRSHOT TO THE FACE AGAIN! IMPACT IS OUT COLD! IMPACT IS OUT COLD AND LETHAL STANDS TALL! BLOOD POURING FROM HIS BROW, BLOOD AND GLASS COVERING HIS SPINE, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THE ONLY THING MOVING IN THAT RING! LETHAL IS LOOKING AROUND THE ARENA, FANS ARE BOOING LIKE HELL AND HE CLOSES HIS EYES. He is…he is taking it all in. This is his moment guys. Nothing is stopping Lethal. Not a goddamn thing!
Stew-O: Well, HRDO is once again the X factor. Lethal tossed him into a brutal codebreaker from Impact. HRDO is laid out next to Impact. Lethal takes a deep breath as he assess the situation. He drags his body and reaches down to revive HRDO. He is shaking, desperately trying to wake the referee. HRDO is moving a bit…wait..ye-yes. HRDO is up! Lethal SLAPS HRDO!
Lethal Consequences: Aye, bitch. Get up, I’m going to win this world title :dave:
Flannery McCoy: HRDO is tossed aside by Lethal. He looks out the corner of his eyes. Lethal sees Impact on his knees as blood pours from his busted nose and lip from the repeated chair shots. Lethal looks down at one of his biggest rivals as he smirks. Lethal reaches down and stares right into Impact’s face. Imp, unphased, is looking right into the eyes of the two time hall of famer.
Stew-O: The crowd is ravenous, Lethal picks up his weapon, he grabs the steel chair with two hands, and he gives Imp a glare of pure evil.
Lethal Consequences: I…AM…INEVITABLE!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL RAISES THAT CHAIR RIGHT ABOVE HIS HEAD! LETHAL SWINGS THE DEATH BLOW!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HRDO! HRDO! HRDO HAS THE CHAIR! HE SNATCHES IT FROM LC!
Stew-O: JESUS CHRIST! HRDO BASHES THE CHAIR OVER LETHAL’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: There goes being impartial!
Flannery McCoy: Can you blame him? Lethal has disrespected HRDO ever since he bashed him in the head with that chair at Midsummer Massacre! He’s made it one of the things he is proudest of in his career! HRDO got his revenge when he returned last Friday night on Dynasty but that wasn’t enough as Lethal kept mocking and tormenting him despite HRDO trying to be impartial!
Jake Mercer: It was Impact’s plan all along! Use HRDO and LC’s rivalry against his challenger! Look! Impact is getting off the ground as LC is laid out with that chair wrapped around his skull! Blood covering his face, BOTH MEN’S FACES CRIMSON AND RIDDLED WITH EACH OTHERS BLOOD! Impact crawls, he crawls and he lays his arm over LETHAL’S chest! COVER!!!
Referee HRDO: OONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: :wow: THE…THIS…LETHAL…HE KICKS OUT?!?
Flannery McCoy: The fucking balls on this man…
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences brains maybe scrambled from those powerful HRDO chair shots but his heart still pumps vengeance and hatred because I can’t think of anything else that kept him from surviving what he has been put through here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Impact grabs the chair that was wrapped around Lethal’s skull and puts it in the corner of the ring a few feet away from the turnbuckle. Impact slowly walks towards Lethal who…has not moved outside of kicking out of that pin fall. HRDO is shaking his head, shocked at Lethal fighting through it all and not succumbing to the chair shot or the powerbombs into glass. Impact is looking ready to finish him off for good, as he now stands over his challenger. Imp reaches down, using all his strength to lift LC off the
Jake Mercer: ROLL UP!
Referee HRDO: …
Stew-O: Lethal rolls up Impact and HRDO IS…JUST STANDING THERE!
Referee HRDO: LC IS HOLDING IMPACT IN THAT ROLL UP FOR WHAT HAS TO BE NEARLY FIVE SECONDS BEFORE IMPACT KICKS OUT! HRDO IS STARING AT LC AS LC STARES BACK AT HIM FROM THE GROUND! IMP ROLLS OUT THE WAY AND TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal is sighing, he sees HRDO isn’t being impartial anymore. What can he do? Lethal goats and mocks the referee and HRDO tried to keep things fair but maybe those feelings are too strong to let go? Maybe Impact is the inevitable one here?
Stew-O: HRDO AND LC STARE OFF AS LC RISES. Impact is near the ropes as LETHAL THROWS A SWING AT HRDO! HRDO DUCKS! LETHAL TURNS ALL THE WAY AROUND! IMPACT LEAPS!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE EVISCERATION…WOW! MY GOD! LC…HE CATCHES IMPACT AND PLANTS HIS FEET! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BLOCKS THE FINISHER! LC HUGS IMPACT’S LEGS AND HAS STOPPED THE DOUBLE KNEE-FACEBUSTER AS IMPACT IS STUCK IN LETHAL’S CLUTCHES! LETHAL TOSSES IMPACT IN THE AIR! IMPACT FLAILS AS HE FLOATS HIGH FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE SECONDS BEFORE FALLING TO THE GROUND…LETHAL LEAPS AS WELL!
Jake Mercer: ACID REEEEEEEEEEEIGN!!!!! LETHAL BLOCKS THE FINISHER, TOSSED IMPACT IN THE AIR, LEAPED, AND HITS HIS DIAMOND CUTTER! IMPACT IS FINISHED! LETHAL COVERS HIM!
Referee HRDO: …
Flannery McCoy: HRDO IS NOT COUNTING! LC HAS THIS MATCH WON AND HRDO WILL NOT COUNT! IMPACT’S MASTERPLAN SAVES HIM AGAIN BECAUSE I DONT THINK HE WAS PREPARED TO KICK OUT OF THAT BEAUTIFUL COUNTER! LC TURNS TO SEE…HRDO LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES!
Stew-O: HRDO is getting booed for clearly no longer being impartial. Lethal may have brought this on to himself with the mocking and celebrating of bashing him in the head with that chair previously and he disrespected and used HRDO as a distraction during this match. But, even a small sentiment of all of us clearly see a man who believes it’s inevitable for him to be champion again be blocked by two of the biggest pillars of his career.
Flannery McCoy: Lethal drags his bruised, bloody, battered body off the mat. Away from Impact, lethal stares at HRDO. HRDO is leaning against the ropes, unimpressed by LC as Lethal must start to realize the unsettling truth.
Jake Mercer: Tonight…he…he can’t beat Impact. He is going to have to kill Imp and convince HRDO to count but has the damage been done? Has all the ridiculing and mocking of HRDO blocked his destiny? Has Impact found the perfect way to keep Lethal from defeating him for that World title? Lethal is murmuring to himself as HRDO shakes his head.
Stew-O: LETHAL CHARGES HRDO AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING! BOTH MEN TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE, BOUNCE AGAINST THE RING APRON, AND FALL TO THE FLOOR! LETHAL IS FURIOUS! LETHAL MOUNTS HRDO AND IS BEATING HIS SKULL IN WITH CLOSED FISTS! HRDO IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD!
Flannery McCoy: LC gets off HRDO as the fans are now cheering Lethal! Lethal turns, frantically searching, he sees it! Lethal grabs the World Heavyweight title from ringside as HRDO pulls himself off the floor using the ring apron. HRDO looks around and gets to his feet…LETHAL CHARGES AND BASHES HIS HEAD WITH THAT TITLE! HRDO DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT AS LETHAL BEGINS MOCKING HRDO AND IMPACT AS HE CROWD ROARS!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT MY BOY! LETHAL IS SPREADING HIS ARMS WIDE, TITLE ON HIS SHOULDERS, POSING LIKE IMPACT AS HIS BLOODY FOREHEAD SHINES FROM THE FLASHING LIGHT!
Lethal Consequences: :dave: FUCK YOU LIMP-ASS! Fucker…
Stew-O: Lethal takes the World title, gives it a kiss, and slides it in the ring as it bumps against the still out cold Impact. Lethal circles the entire ring and finds his way right back in front of HRDO, sitting up with a groggy look on his face.
Lethal Consequences: C’mere ya’ dick head. We finishin’ this shit…
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL DRAGS HRDO FROM THE ARENA FLOOR! HE ROLLS HIM IN THE RING! LETHAL SLIDES IN AFTER. HRDO CRAWLS TO A NEARBY CORNER…
Stew-O: Lethal towers over HRDO, in the corner, seated. HRDO’s nose may be broken after that shot with the title as he begins breathing from his mouth. Lethal points to him and then back to the kneeling Impact in the center of the ring. Lethal runs his fingers through his hair, he turns
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT LEAPS IN THE AIR!!
Jake Mercer: THE EVISCERATION!!!!! MY GOD! OUT OF NOWHERE! IMPACT HITS THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER AND LETHAL FLOATS IN THE AIR BEFORE TWIRLING AND HITTING THE MAT! IMPACT AND LETHAL ARE FLAT ON THEIR BACKS AS LETHAL’S SMIRK APPEARS ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS UP IN TO THE LIGHTS!
Impact: “i Am InEvItAbLe”…bitch, I am Impact!
Stew-O: Impact rolls over, draping his arm over his challenger’s chest. HRDO crawls out of the corner and begins counting!
Referee HRDO: OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Can I live” by Jay-Z plays. Impact pulls himself from the bloody heap he and Lethal Consequences create in the middle of the ring. HRDO grabs the belt Lethal slide in the ring and clutches it.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…
(Lethal is barely conscious as he lays on his back, a bloody circle drying in to the ring surrounds him. The fans cheer both men for their incredible fight but Lethal tunes it out as Stephie Love continues.)
Stephie Love: AND STIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL WOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…IMPAAAAAAAAAACT!!!!!!
(HRDO raises Impact’s hand and hands him his title as both men tower LC.)
Jake Mercer: It’s over…Lethal Consequences can not challenge for the World Heavyweight championship again…
Stew-O: …unless Impact’s reign ends. But with how hard he fought tonight, how brilliantly he used his GAWD contract to bring in HRDO as the special referee, how he had to have known LC couldn’t resist mocking and picking on HRDO despite HRDO trying his best to be fair in his officiating…Impact played this beautifully.
Flannery McCoy: If any other official was calling this match, Lethal Consequences would have became World Heavyweight champion. Anybody else in the world, we have a new champion…Impact placed a roadblock that Lethal couldn’t move in front of him and Lethal tried his best to get past it.
Jake Mercer: Did he? Maybe if he tried to make amends and be fair and balanced with HRDO as HRDO tried to be with him, HRDO would have counted one of those pinfalls for him. Lethal mocked HRDO, he used him as a weapon, and he set him up to get hit with the Evisceration by Impact. Lethal was trying to beat Impact but he also couldn’t get past his relationship with HRDO and it bit him in the ass.
Stew-O: This may be true but regardless, Impact successfully retains his World Heavyweight Championship here at Operation: Doomsday in a slugfest of a match. Impact used his GAWD contract, he used HRDO, he did what he had to do and he was fighting a solid fight throughout as well. That double powerbomb in to the broken glass? I don’t know if these fans will ever get that image out of their minds. Lifting Lethal following the first slam and showing off the shards puncturing his spine as blood poured out of him…so vicious!
Flannery McCoy: Hate it or love it, Impact reigns supreme once again as LC now has to hope someone can defeat him so he can someday challenge for that championship again!
Jake Mercer: IF…if somebody can defeat him. With as vicious, cunning, brilliant of a performance as Impact displayed…who in the hell can match this man’s wits and skills? Who can challenge a man looking to hold that championship forever? Who can outsmart and physically take this man off his perch? I don’t know if the man or woman that can do it exists seeing as Lethal fought beautifully and still couldn’t overcome the GAWD contract wielding, unyielding, ferocious, dominant World Heavyweight Champion?
Stew-O: I don’t know who will but somebody will step up and challenge The Most Watched Champion in History! Until then…we are out of time! From Friday Night Dynasty here in Elite Answers Wrestling…I am Stew-O and along with Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer…from Operation: Doomsday we bid you farewell. EAW fans, will see you later!
(The show closes as Impact stands posing on top of the turnbuckle, title around his waist, arms extended, looking Christ-like. HRDO is still staring down at Lethal Consequences as Impact’s music continues playing. We close with a shot of Impact smirking a devilish smile covered in blood as we see Lethal still on the mat, eyes wide open, a blank expression of pain and depression wiping his face.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)