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No Regards (2012)

( Enemies by Shinedown plays as highlights of Sasha Fierce and Cleopatra, ­Ren and HTH, New Age Bandits vs. Generation Next and members of the fatal four way competing play in a video package )

( The music fades into Renegade by Jay-Z and Eminem as highlights of Superior Quality, Diamond Cage, Jaywalker, Alexander Da Vinci fighting shows before fading into a dramatic reel of Kawajai/Dark Demon moments )

( Camera fades into the faces of those 6 men flashing on the camera )

Diamond Cage: I…

Alexander Da Vinci: Will…..

Superior Quality 85: Have…

Jaywalker: Absolutely….

Dark Demon: No…

Kawajai: REGARDS!

( Camera fades to the packed arena as huge amounts of orange and black pyrotechnics go off and the crowd explodes with cheers, fading to the joyful faces of Chico and Edge and TNA Rocks )

HYC: Hello folks! Hey Yo Chico here with Edge and TNA Rocks, and we have an action packed hell of a show for you guys! We get to see Sasha and Cleopatra fight for the Vixens title, Ren and Hades will be going at it for being the number one contender for the Elite Championship! We also get to see a possible tag team title change! I’m shivering in excitement!

ETR: And that’s not all! We get to see Superior Quality 85 compete with Diamond Cage for the Interwire Championship, and we know that is going to a competitive bout’! We get to see Dark Demon and Kawajai compete for the unification of the World titles they both hold, and before we have our opening match, we have WWEFan making an announcement regarding the House of Horrors match!

( WWEFan’s music hits as he comes out shuffling and dancing on the stage, and then stops and lifts the microphone to his face )

WWEFan: Ladies and gentleman! I have one last quick announcement regarding the match with Jaywalker and Alexander Da Vinci, and I’m going to make it quick before I get attacked, heh… So the announcement is mostly regarding the cell in which they will be competing in… Yes the door will still be locked, and there will still be 4 weapons in each corner, and one in the middle… But I’ll keep those a surprise…

WWEFan: The main thing I am announcing… Is that the cell isn’t going to be your normal steel-wired cell or ….. The steel wires are being replaced with…. BARBED WIRE!!. Yes, the cage is going to be made out of damn barbed wire! And I can tell you guys that the match isn’t going to be any ordinary match… It’s going to be a gosh-damn death match! And it will be better than any other House of Horrors match ever… That’s all I had to say, now I better get going cause I have coffee with some hermanas from Mexico (hello)… I will see you guys later, enjoy the show!

( WWEFan’s theme hits as he shuffles into the back and the quickly the camera goes to the ring where the ring announcer is waiting )

Ring Announcer: The following fatal four way match is scheduled for one fall! And the winner becomes the number one contender… FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Cleveland Ohio… weighing in at 210 pounds.. HE ISSSS AUBREYYY SINCLAIRRR!!

( Man on the Moon by Kid Cudi plays as Aubrey comes running down to the ring in a special FPV attire )

Ring Announcer: And one of his opponents, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 210 pounds…. HE ISSSS SUICIDALLLLL V! I! P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Bosses of all Bosses plays as VIP comes running down to the ring, slapping hands of fans )

Ring Announcer: And one of his opponents! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 225 pounds…. HE ISSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ELLLIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEE!!!

( His theme plays as he runs down to the ring doing cartwheels and then slides in the ring, doing acrobatic moves )

Ring Announcer: AND THEIR FINAL OPPONENT! From Djerbra, Tunisia, weighing in at 280 pounds… HEEEE ISSS RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

( Can’t be touched by Roy Jones plays as he walks out and then sprints to the ring and slides in )

ETR: These four men are probably going to have an impressive of all hell styled match, and lets get it going!

(DING! DING! DING!)

ETR: And this match is underway to determine the new number one contender for the Elite championship! These four men are eyeing each other up! Rami now edging towards Aubrey Sinclair as Chris Elite takes on Suicidal VIP! Chris Elite and Suicide VIP go in to a grapple as Aubrey Sinclair and Rami are seen exchanging shots! Rami sends a shot at Aubrey as he ducks under it and goes behind Rami! RAMI TURNS AROUND AS HE IS MET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Rami stumbles backwards towards the ropes! Suicidal VIP wins the grabble between himself and Chris as he whips Chris off the ropes!

HYC: CHRIS NOW RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AS HE JUMPS ON TO THE SECOND ROPE!! SUICIDAL VIP STANDING IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! SPRINGBOARD ELEVATED CUTTER!! STRAIGHT IN TO THE CANVAS!! CHRIS ROLLS OVER SUICIDAL VIP AND GOES FOR FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!!

ONEEEEE!!.. TWOOOO!! NO!! AUBREY BREAKS IT UP!!

ETR: Aubrey now picks up Chris and begins to deliver a series of knife-edge chops in to his chest! Aubrey now backs Chris up against the ropes! Aubrey now takes a view steps back and charges at Chris! AUBREY LEAPS UP FOR THE DROPKICK! NO!! CHRIS DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS AUBREY HITS THE TOP ROPE!! Aubrey lands with a thud on his back as he rolls over on to his stomach and makes his way up on to his feet.. BUT RAMI CHARGES AT HIM AS HE HITS AUBREY WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!! AUBREY WAS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT CLOTHESLINE!!

HYC: Suicidal VIP now recovered from the elevated cutter as he stumbles towards Chris Elite who is up in the turnbuckle! SUICIDAL VIP WITH THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO CHRIS!! Suicidal VIP now digging his knees right in to the gut of Chris Elite as he gasps for air! Suicidal VIP now lifts Chris up on to the top turnbuckle! Rami now picks up Aubrey as he throws Aubrey in the direction of the ropes! AUBREY COMES CHARGING AS RAMI LIFTS HIM UP.. SIDEWALK SLAM!! STRAIGHT IN TO THE CANVAS!! Rami now turns his attention from Aubrey to the two other men as he sees Suicidal VIP sending shots in to the skull of Chris Elite who is mounted on the top rope!

ETR: Rami now calling out to Suicidal VIP! Rami is telling Suicidal VIP to suplex Chris on to Aubrey! SUICIDAL VIP NODS IN AGREEMENT!! SUICIDAL VIP NOW CLIMBS UP ON TO THE 2ND ROPE AS HE SETS CHRIS UP FOR THE SUPLEX!! OH MY GOD!! THE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!! CHRIS GOES CRASHING IN TO AUBREY!! AUBREY SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!! SUICIDAL VIP ROLLS CHRIS OFF OF AUBREY AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!

ONEEEEE!! TWOOOO!! TH–NO!! RAMI BREAKS IT UP!!

HYC: Rami not impressed that Suicidal VIP went for the cover as he grabs him and picks him up! Rami throws Suicidal VIP out of the ring to the outside as he sprawls out over the body of Chris Elite!

ONEEEEEE!! TWOOOOO!! THRE–KICKOUT FROM CHRIS ELTIE!! WOW!!

ETR: RAMI CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Rami now gets up on to his feet as Chris Elite is on all fours! RAMI NOW CHARGES OFF THE ROPES!! OH MY GOD!! A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF CHRIS ELITE’S SKULL!! NO!! CHRIS ROLLS AWAY!! RAMI COMPLETELY MISSES!! CHRIS ELITE IS NOW UP AS RAMI TURNS AROUND.. THE ARCHED BIG BOOT TO RAMI!! RAMI SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT!! Aubrey Sinclair is now rising as Chris steps through the ropes on to the apron! CHRIS NOW PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES AND BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE.. SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE FOOTED STOMP TO RAMI!! YES!! IT CONNECTS!!

HYC: AUBREY SINCLAIR IS NOW UP AS HE MOVES TO RAMI!! HE LOCKS IN THE SINCLAIR IS THE REASON ON RAMI!! THE LEBELL LOCK!! RAMI IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!! BUT CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY BREAKS IT UP!! CHRIS ELITE NOW PICKS UP AUBREY SINCLAIR AND TWISTS HIS ARM AROUND AND PLACES IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS.. HE LIFTS HIM UP!! THE ELITE DRILLER!! THE PUMPHANDLE FACEBUSTER!! WHAT A BRILLIANT MOVE!! CHRIS NOW ROLES AUBREY OVER FOR THE COVER!!

ONEEEEE!! TWOOOO!! THREEE–NO!! SUICIDAL VIP DRAGS CHRIS ELITE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!

ETR: SUICIDAL VIP NOW WHIPS CHRIS ELITE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE THE STEEL POST!! CHRIS GOES IN TO THE POST SHOULDER FIRST!! Chris Elite now stumbles back in to the arms of Suicidal VIP as he drags Chris over towards the steel steps! BOTH MEN NOW STANDING ON THE STEEL STEPS!! SUICIDAL VIP NOW WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND THE NECK OF CHRIS ELITE.. OH MY FUCKING GOD!! THE SUICIDAL BOMBER!! THE C4 ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!! CHRIS LANDING RIGHT ON HIS NEXT!! THAT IS DISTURBING!! SUICIDAL VIP NOW PICKS UP CHRIS AND ROLLS HIM IN TO THE RING AS HE COVERS HIM!!

ONEEEEE!! TWOOOO!! THREEEE–NO!! RAMI BREAKS IT UP!!

HYC: Suicidal VIP throws Chris Elite out of the ring and he goes nose to… NOSE TO CHEST WITH RAMI! AND RAMI WITH A RIGHT HAND! VIP WITH A RIGHT! RAMI WITH A LEFT AND CHRIS WITH A LEFT, THEY ARE HAVING A FIST FIGHT HERE, AND THEY ARE BRAWLING REALLY HARD! VIP comes out of no where with a dropkick, and Rami is leaning against the ropes.. VIP WHIPS HIM INTO THE OTHER ROPES! BUT RAMI REVERSES AND SENDS VIP INTO THE ROPES…. HE COMES BACK AND THE PAIN KILLER! THE ROCK BOTTOM CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: Your winner…. RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIII

( Can’t be touched plays as Rami lifts his hand high in the air and the other opponents look down and Rami exits the ring and heads up the ramp )

ETR: What a win! Rami gets the pin in this match that very well could have gone either way, and I absolutely adored this match!

(Camera fades to the lockerroom of Sasha Fierce where Eve is seen standing with a microphone in hand with Sasha Fierce beside her).

Eve: Hey guys, my name is is Eve and tonight I have Sasha Fierce by my side who I will be asking some questions! So, my question for you tonight Sasha, what’s your game plan?

Sasha Fierce: To win. Become vixen’s champion. Take away power from Project EGO. This is my first shot at the Vixen’s championship, but I have faced Cleopatra before and I have been unsuccessful. Tonight will be different though because the Vixen’s championship is on the line.

Sasha Fierce: With this championship on the line, I will thrive to win. I won’t tap. I won’t be tapped. She will tap. She will be pinned. I won’t. I plan in following in your footsteps, Eve. Being vixen’s champion and having a good, solid reign. I’ll be like you in your prime, Eve. The best.

Sasha Fierce: But I will remain that way. I will be the best forever. I won’t fall off the face of the earth like yourself and become an interviewer, as I will remain in the public eye as the best female wrestler EAW has ever had. And it all starts tonight when I become vixen’s champion!

Eve: Well, I wish you good luck, Sasha!

Sasha Fierce: Thanks, Eve. I’ll need all the luck I can get. Cleopatra is good. Very good. She’s also part of the most powerful stable in EAW, but I will amount the odds.. as I have done many, many times.

(Sasha walks off as Eve looks on with a smile on her face)

( Camera fades to the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and the winner shall become the number one contender for the EAW Elite CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Kildare Ireland, weighing in at 227 pounds… RENNNNNNNNNNNNNN SMYYYTHHHHH!!

( Despicable Me plays as Ren walks out, still taping his wrists, and then he strokes his beard before running and sliding into the ring )

HYC: Ren Smyth is probably one of EAW’s finest at technical wrestling, and The Man of 1,069 holds get’s his opportunity here against Hades the Hellraiser!

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 312 pounds… HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEE HELLRAISERRRRR!!

( Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi plays as he walks out slowly, and steps up into the ring, and steps over the top rope )

ETR: These two men are probably going to put on a match, that could quite possibly steal the show! Hades The Hellraiser has proven to do amazing thin— REN SMYTH CHARGES AT HIM AND HITS A HARD FOREARM SMASH TO HIS FACE!

( Ding Ding Ding )

HYC: Ren Smyth is sending rights and lefts to the gut of Hades, and now he is working on the legs of him, trying to ground the big man! Hades gives Ren Smyth a shove, and Ren falls back a few paces… AND HE CHARGES WITH A DROPKICK! Hades gets hit in the chest hard, and he falls back against the ropes, and Ren Smyth goes over and whips him into the opposite ropes! BUT HADES REVERSES AND HE IRISH WHIPS REN WITH AMAZING POWER AND REN FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE!

ETR: Lucky for Ren he didn’t land hard, but Hades is stepping over the top rope, and Ren swings a hard roundhouse into the calf of Hades the Hellraiser! And Ren backs up a few steps… AND CHARGES WITH A LARIAT INTO HIS LEG! HADES FALLS OFF THE APRON AND LANDS HARD ON THE MAT! Ren Smyth is doing incredibly well to keep him on the ground, and Ren gets up on the steel steps… AND HE LEAPS WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! Hades is crawling towards the apron, but Ren Smyth is behind him and he drags him onto the outside mat, and steps over him and and starts wrenching back on his leg, locking in a powerful one legged Boston Crab!

HYC: Hades the Hellraiser isn’t going to take this from Ren, and he starts crawling towards the steel steps, and with all his power he kicks his free leg up, and connects with a hard kick into the forearm of Ren Smyth! Ren loosens his grip for just a second and HTH flings his leg back towards the ground and Ren Smyth flies back onto the padding, and Hades starts to get up with the assist of the steel steps… AND REN SMYTH CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP AS REN SMYTH JUST BARELY MISSES THE STEEL STEPS WITH HIS HEAD! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN CAREER ENDING!

ETR: Hades isn’t done there as he pulls up Ren Smyth and makes him open his mouth, and he sets his open mouth against the first steel step… OH MY GOD! HADES ISN’T GOING TO STOMP HIS TEETH OUT! BUT HE DOES! HADES SMASHES HIS FOOT DOWN! BUT REN SMYTH MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND, AND HE SENDS A HARD ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HIS LEG! Hades tumbles backwards quite a bit, and Ren Smyth grabs him and tosses him into the ring, and he starts kicking him in the side, targeting the ribs yet again! Hades starts to crawl over to the corner, and Ren Smyth charges for a clothesline! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER FLATTENS HIM WITH BIG BOOT! HE COVERS

ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!!

HYC: Hades the Hellraiser lifts up Ren Smyth yet again and lifts him in the air for a body slam! But Ren Smyth drops down behind him, and hits a low dropkick to the back of his legs, and Hades falls to his knees… Ren Smyth backs up and he charges… ENZIGURI! THE ENZIGURI KICK CONNECTS AND THE SOUND OF THAT KICK IS ECHOING THROUGH THE BUILDING! WHAT A MOVE FROM REN SMYTH… HTH is down on the mat and Ren Smyth gets on top of his back, and he is pushing his arms up in front of his and… REN SMYTH HAS A FULL NELSON LOCKED IN! BUT HE IS COMBINING THAT WITH A COBRA CLUTH! HE IS WRENCHING BACK WITH THE FULL NELSON AS HADES SCREAMS IN PAIN!

ETR: Hades is in a lot of pain, and possibly risks a muscle tear! Hades is trying to fight back, but he purely cannot think of anything! Ren Smyth is wrenching back screaming for him to tap, but Hades lets out his own victory roar as he gets on one knee, and he gets onto one foot… HOLY HELL CHICO! HADES IS STANDING UP AS HE GOES RUNNING BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER, TRYING TO SMASH REN SMYTH! BUT REN SMYTH JUMPS OFF AT THE LAST SECOND AS HADES CRASHES INTO THE CORNER! Ren Smyth is laughing like a mad man, and starts sending hard kicks to the sides of Hades legs, and he sets him up on the top turnbuckle… Oh my dear Lord…

HYC: Smyth himself gets on the second rope, and Ren Smyth lifts up Hades and stands him up, and Ren gets on the top rope as well… REN IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! IF HE PULLS THIS OFF HE WOULD GO INTO HISTORY WITH A HISTORIC MOMENT HERE! AND LIFTS HIM UP! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERPLEX ON HIM! Ren is taking his time to get up, as he is definitely winded, and he grabs Hades The Hellraisers leg… AND YES! HE LOOKS IN THE LE ANACODA! THE ONE LEGGED OVER SHOULDER BOSTON CRAB IS IN… AND HE IS WRENCHING BACK AS HARD AS POSSIBLE… HADES TAPS! HE TAPS!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: Your winner…. AND THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, FOR THE ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP… RENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SMYYYYTHHH!!

( Despicable Me plays as Ren exits the ring and is running around, celebrating )

ETR: We just saw Ren Smyth define the odds, and he super-plexed Hades! That was already insane, and then he locked in the Le Anacoda… AND MADE HIM TAP! That was one hell of a match and this show is already giving us OMG moments!

(Camera pans to Cleopatra and Jaywalker backstage)

Jay: You ready for tonight? *Jay wraps tape around his fist*….

Cleo: Oh you know I am Jay, I am Canadian after all, we don’t need to be ready for us to be superior to our inferiors.

Jay: Indeed how true you are Cleo but do take it from me, it isn’t enough to just beat your opponent. It’s never enough to do it easily. You want to beat Sasha and gain some respect in this division, you want those Camerons and those Lexis to realize how much of a threat you are? You beat Sasha and you give a PROPER beating.

Jay: You show Cleo no respect, no mercy and no regrets. You make Sasha Fierce realize just WHO she is dealing with. I have no doubts in the slightest that you will win tonight Cleo, the chances of Sasha winning are the same as EAW Management actually having a clue. But you need to get the mindset to be brutal, to be as merciless as possible. You have all the skills to do so and I promise you, when you do that …those Camerons will be running like the cowards they are
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Cleo: I get you …no mercy, break bones and spill blood, true to the EAW origins huh?

Jay: They are and that is why me and HBB have always been so successful and that is why you, Troy and POP will be too.

Cleo: Thanks Jay, its much appreciated! *Cleo hugs Jay and walks off in the opposite direction)

Jay: No problems…

(Jaywalker walks into his locker room)

(Jay finds his entire locker room turned upside down, a 60 inch plasma screen TV destroyed, a couch ripped to shreds, diamond watches smashed all over the floor along with an expensive suit clogged into the nearby toilet)

Jay: WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

(Undefined walks by happily and leans into the locker room, taking a look)

Jay *darting a evil look at Undefiend*: What do you want?

Undefined: Nothing…Just ADV told me to send you a message…

Jay: What?

Undefined: Burial 😉

(Undefined quickly dashes away before Jay can react)

Jay: …..

Jay: VINCI :@ :@ I’LL SHOW HIM A BURIAL, I WAS BURYING BEFORE IT WAS COOL :@ :@

(Jay kicks things all over the place in anger)

( Camera fades to the ring )

Ring Announcer: The Following contest is schedule for one fall and it is for the Vixens Championship!

(Cleopatra’s music begins to play as she walks out with the Vixens Championship around her waist)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. she is the current E! A! W! Vixens Champion weighting in at 107 Pounds!!! From Montreal Quebec Canada CLEEEEEOOPATRAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sasha Fierce’s music begins to play)

Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger from Atlanta Georgia, weighting in at 130 Pounds!!!! SASHAAAA FIERRCEE!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

HYC: And were off as these two lovely ladies are competing for the Vixens Championship and both women meet up in the ring as begin talking trash to each other, and Cleopatra smacks Sasha Fierce right in the face and that slap was heard all around this arena! And SASHA TAKES DOWN CLEOPATRA AND BEGINS RAINING DOWN RIGHT HANDS!!!!!! AND CLEOPATRA PUSHES HER OFF!!! Cleopatra goes for a clothesline but Sasha Fierce with a right hand! And Another that knocks Cleopatra down off her feet and now Sasha Fierce grabs Cleopatra and plants her down with a scoop slam! Sasha now runs to the ropes and hits a short leg drop crashing right into the sternum of the Vixens Champion!

ETR: Sasha Fierce on the attack here as she grabs Cleopatra and starts kneeing her in the stomach over and over again as it looks like Sasha has brought her A Game here tonight at No Regard! Sasha now throws Cleopatra into the corner and now sends a WICKED KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF CLEOPATRA!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE! And Cleopatra walks out of the corner holding her chest as Sasha runs and hits NECKBREAKER!! Cleopatra laid out here as Sasha not looking to go for a cover here grabs Cleopatra again and goes for SNAP SUPELX!!!!!

HYC: But Cleopatra blocks and sends a thumb to the eye of Sasha Fierce! Cleopatra runs to the ropes and hits a BULLDOGG!!! A BULLDOGG AND SASHA JUST ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS CLEO SMIRKS AS SHE SEES SHES ON THE OFFENSIVE NOW! Cleopatra grabbing Sasha from the outside and slams her face first into the Steel Steps! Cleopatra now not going to stop as she repeatedly drives her head into those steps! Sasha falls down onto the outside and as a Fan touches Cleopatra she is arguing with that fan! She needs to focus on Sasha if she wants to retain that Vixens Championship here at No Regards! Cleopatra turns her attention back to Sasha who is crawling on the floor and Cleo runs and sends a KICK RIGHT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SASHA FIERCE!

ETR: Sasha coughing out her lungs her after that shot as the Vixens Champion is now in control, Cleopatra slams Sasha’s head again but this time right in front of us on the announcers table! Cleopatra now rolling Sasha inside of the ring and goes on top of her and BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN VICIOUS PUNCHES DOWN ONTO SASHA FIERCES FACE AND NOW BEGINS PULLING HER HAIR AND NOW SLAPS HER AGAIN! Cleopatra now standing tall challenging Sasha Fierce to get back up to her feet but SASHA SENDS A SHOT RIGHT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CLEOPATRA! CLEO GOING RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK BUT SASHA AGAIN WITH ANOTHER SHOT AND NOW SASHA USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF UP AND CLEO RUNS AGAIN BUT GETS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT SHE LANDS ON THE RING APRON AND GRABS SASHA BUT SASHA WITH AN ELBOW INTO THE MID-SECTION AND PUSHES CLEO OFF AND CLEOPATRA’S HEAD HITS THE BARRICADE WITH SUCH FORCE!!!

HYC: Sasha now climbing the top rope awaiting Cleopatra to get on her feet Cleopatra rising slowly trying to figure out where she is and SASHA JUMPS AND HITS A HIGH FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO CLEOPATRA! ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! SASHA JUST RISKED IT ALL THERE AND THAT SHOWS THAT SHE IS WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP HERE IN THE TIME WARNER CABLE ARENA! Sasha holding her rib area in pain pulling Cleo up BUT WAIT!!! CLEOPATRA PUSHES SASHA RIGHT INTO THAT RING POST!!!!! SASHA GOES RIGHT INTO THAT RING POST HEAD FIRST!!!! NOW CLEO ROLLS HER INSIDE OF THE RING AND COVERS!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………………TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………………………..KIICKKKOUTTTT!!!!!!!!!

ETR: WOW! SHES ABLE TO KICKOUT AFTER THAT COLLISION WITH THE RING POST AND NOW SASHA WITH A LOST LOOK HER EYES AS I THINK SHE MIGHT OF RECEIVED A CONCUSSION HERE AS SHE HAS BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HER LEFT EYE AS SHE HAS A CUT ABOVE HER LEFT EYE!!! CLEOPATRA SHOCKED AS SHE GRABS THE HEAD OF SASHA AND KEEPS SENDING HARD LEFT AND RIGHTS TO THAT WOUND ABOVE THE EYE OF SASHA FIERCE!!!! CLEOPATRA NOW GRABS SASHA FIERCE AND HITS BURTALITY!!! IT CONNECTS CLEOPATRA IS GOING TO RETAIN HERE AT NO REGARDS!!!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…………………TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……………THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: WHAT? HOW WAS THE CHALLENGER ABLE TO KICKOUT OF THAT? CLEOPATRA GRABBING THE REFEREE AS SHE IS MAD AS HELL AND SHE SLAPS THE REFEREE RIGHT IN THE FACE AND TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO THE BEAUTY MARK BY THE CHALLENGER IT CONNECTS BY SASHA FIERCE AND SHE COVERS!!! NEW VIXENS CHAMPION! NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………………………THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ETR: NO CLEOPATRA GOT THAT SHOULDER UP JUST IN A NICK OF TIME! SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP AND THIS MATCH ISNT OVER BY A LONG SHOT! SASHA FIERCE ASKING THE REF IF THAT WAS THREE AND SASHA FIERCE, SO CLOSE TO BECOMING EAW VIXENS CHAMPION BUT NOW BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE UP ON THERE FEET! THEY ARE BOTH TRADING BIG BOMBS! BIG SHOTS WITH EACH OTHER HERE AND CLEO SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT SASHA DUCKS AND HITS A REVERSE DDT!!! IT CONNECTS AND SASHA FIERCE CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!!! SHE APPEARS TO BE GOING FOR A MOONSAULT HERE!!!! SHE TAUNTS BUT WAIT NO NO!!!!

HYC: CLEOPATRA PLAYING POSSUM PUSHES SASHA OFF AND SHE HITS HER FACE ON THE FLOOR AND SHE IS ABSOLUTELY LAID OUT AFTER THAT!!!!! CLEOPATRA NOW ROLLS HER BACK INSIDE OF THE RING AND SETSUP FOR BRUTALITY AND SHE HITS IT!! IT CONNECTS SHE COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEE……………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner………. And Still the EAW Vixens Champion CLEEEEEOOPATRAAA

ETR: Cleopatra retains! This match was back and forth but after all the fighting, Cleopatra comes back on to win it all, here at No Regards!

(Camera pans to Max.A.Million standing backstage in the interview area)

Max: Ladies and Gentlemen, with me at this time, the EAW Interwire champion ….Superior Quality 85!

(SQ steps into the scene, proudly wearing the Interwire title over his shoulder)

Max: Now SQ, in a while you will defend your title against Diamond Cage, a man who is being labelled as the favourite to win this match, your reactions and response?

SQ: Do I look like a man who gets fazed by such comments? Do I look like a man who gives a damn? Not on your life. Diamond Cage might be my opponent tonight but he is no different to any other man I’ve faced on a weekly Showdown, any other wanker I’ve faced before. Diamond Cage likes to pride himself on being the best technical wrestler in the world, the best pure wrestler in the world but sadly for him, that title has and will always fall to me.

SQ: I became the best technical wrestler in the world when I defeated StarrStan AGAIN at Pain for Pride. I’m not going to lose my Interwire title or the title of being the BEST technical wrestler to some snotty nosed, wet under the ear wanker like Diamond Cage. Lets be honest with ourselves Max, the only thing Diamond Cage can identify with is losing Max. See, people seem to think that because I went missing for a month ..that Diamond Cage actually has some advantage now because of it, but he doesn’t.

SQ: That loss to Dark Demon did NOT hurt me, it only made me stronger. It only made me more aggressive, more smarter and more cunning. Diamond Cage can’t even begin to compete with it. Cage is a lot like Ren Smyth when he debuted on Voltage last year, Ren thought he could actually hang with me and be better than me but you know what happened? He failed. He failed miserably. And the exact same thing is going to happen Diamond Cage, I promise you that much.

SQ: Chilltown are wannabe Superior Quality 85s, they want to walk in my shoes, they want to wrestle like me and be as good as me but it’ll never happen. Diamond Cage will NEVER be as good as me, he will NEVER be in the same league as me, he will NEVER be in the same breath as me. Diamond Cage is just another number, another number that will be added into my successful title defenses.

SQ: Superior by force, Quality at its very best.
(SQ pats Max on the shoulder and walks off)

( Camera fades back to the ring )

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and it will be for the Unified Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers, weighing in at a combined weight of 477 pounds… BRIAN TITUS AND ZACK CRASH, NEWWWW AGGEEEE BANDITS!!!

( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as Brian Titus and Zack Crash run down to the ring in a new tag team attire )

HYC: These two men have been having a hell of a momentum train coming into No Regards, but not only did the champions get the win over them last week, both Zack Crash and Brian Titus went flying through tables!

ETR: Well regardless is that, they look excited and they look ready to fight for those titles, and their new attire for their team makes them look a hell lot more professional.

Ring Announcer: And their opponents! Weighing in at a combined weight of 510 pounds… THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MOONLIGHT PREDATOR AND PYRITE, GENERATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NEXXXTTT!!

( Bring me to life plays as Moonlight Predator walks out slowly with Pyrite, who also has his Elite Championship around his waist )

HYC: We were saying New Age Bandits had a hell of momentum, but Generation Next and Jaywalker stopped them in their tracks last week, so I would say they have the advantage mentally, and physically in this match. Let’s go!

( Ding Ding Ding )

ETR: Pyrite and Brian Titus start as they are circling the ring and they lock up! Pyrite slides Brian into a side headlock, but Brian pushes him off into the ring ropes! Pyrite comes flying back and hits a huge shoulder block! Brian hits the mat hard as he gets right back up and starts trading fists with Pyrite! Brian isn’t backing down as he gains a noticeable advantage and sends a kick hard into Pyrite gut! Brian goes running off the ropes and kicks him hard in the face! Pyrite backs up against the ropes and Brian Titus goes charging! BRIAN TITUS WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING PYRITE TO THE OUTSI—PYRITE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!

HYC: BUT BRIAN TITUS LANDS ON THE APRON, AND HE HE HOOKS PYRITES NECK… NECKBREAKER ON THE TOP ROPE! Pyrite flings forward onto the mat, holding his neck, and Brian Titus is looking for something under the ring… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR! Brian Titus rolls into the ring, and he goes to swing at Pyrite! BUT PYRITE OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A BIG BOOT! THE STEEL CHAIR SMASHES INTO THE FACE OF BRIAN TITUS, AND HE’S DOWN! Pyrite grabs Brian Titus and pulls him over to his corner, and tags in Moonlight Predator! Pyrite puts Brian Titus into a full nelson hold, and Moonlight gets on the top rope…

ETR: MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF BRIAN TITUS! AND PYRITE THROWS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A FULL NELSON SITOUT FACEBUSTER! Pyrite rolls out of the ring as Moonlight Predator drags him to the corner, and is sending hard knees to his face! We need to remember that his knees have no padding, so Brian has to be in a hell of an amount of pain! Moonlight Predator hooks Brian Titus upside down on the top turnbuckle, and he has him in the tree of woe position! MP backs up a few paces.. AND HE CHARGES FOR A LOW DROPKICK! BUT BRIAN TITUS PULLED HIMSELF UP! MP IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS BRIAN TITUS STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE… HE CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH!! Brian Titus holds his gut, implying that he landed wrong and he tags in Zack Crash!

HYC: Zack Crash comes hauling in with lots of fists into MP, and he grabs Moonlight Predator and whips him into the corner! Zack backs up.. AND HE HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Zack wraps his arm around Predators head… AND HE GOES FOR THE RUNNING BULLDOG! BUT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR LIFTS HIM UP AND HITS A HUGE BACK SUPLEX! Moonlight Predator quickly leaps and tags in Pyrite! Pyrite comes running in and smashes his Elite Championship into the face Zack Crash! BUT ZACK KICKED HIM IN THE GUT FIRST! AND HE THROWS THE TITLE ON TO THE MAT, AND SMASHES PYRITES FACE INTO IT WITH A DDT! ZACK HOOKS THE LEG

ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKOUTTT!!

ETR: Zack Crash pulled a fast one on Pyrite, and I’m surprised that didn’t end the match! Zack Crash lifts up Pyrite, and starts sending hard closed fists to his face, and hes go to whip him into the ropes… BUT PYRITE REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP AND SENDS ZACK CRASH INTO THE ROPES! AND PYRITE WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS ON ZACK! Pyrite is sending hard left hands while choking Zack with his right one! Zack is in a lot of pain as he grabs starts wailing arms into the ribs of Pyrite, but that doesn’t stop him! Pyrite is now squeezing his throat with both hands, and Zack is starting to fade… BUT LOOK! BRIAN TITUS GRABS PYRITES ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE GRABS A FANS SODA, AND DUMPS IT ON THE TITLE!

HYC: Pyrite springs up immediately and goes to exit the ring, and Brian Titus gives it to a little kid in the front row and starts running! Pyrite rips the title away from the child and is screaming at Brian Titus, and he turns around— AND ZACK CRASH WITH A CROSSBODY! BUT PYRITE CATCHES HIM… AND DROPS HIM HARD ON HIS KNEE! BACKBREAKER! Pyrite has taken complete control here, as he reaches under the ring and pulls out a table! Pyrite is going extreme here at No Regards, and he tosses it into the ring, and grabs Zack Crash by his hair, and throws him into the ring as well, and follows suit by rolling in…

ETR: Pyrite is not wasting any time as he starts setting up the table, and he gets it set right in the middle of the ring! Pyrite is taunting Zack Crash to get to his feet, and Zack does just that! Pyrite sends a huge uppercut to the jaw of Zack, and Zack falls back into the corner, and Pyrite sends huge fists into the face of Zack Crash, and he whips him hard towards the table! BUT ZACK CRASH JUMPS UP ON TOP OF IT, AND LEAPS FOR A TAG TO BRIAN TITUS! Brian Titus comes hauling in and Pyrite goes for a lariat! BUT BRIAN TITUS DUCKS AND SPINS HIM AROUND, AND PUTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS… THE TITUS DRIVER! THE PYSCHO DRIVER CONNECTS AS BRIAN TITUS STEALS THIS MATCH FROM PYRITE!

ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Adrenaline by Showdown plays as Zack and Brian get awarded the tag titles, and stand on top of the table holding them high )

Ring Announcer: AND YOUR WINNERS.. AND NEW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! ZACKKK CRASH AND BRIANNN TITUS, NEWWWWWW AGEEE BANDITS!!!

ETR: I think these two young men have put a hell of a match on, and just started the legacy known as New Age Bandits! These kids took the titles from an experienced, tough fighter, and EAW’s once most ruthless killer!

HYC: As Zack and Brian celebrate, I see Pyrite walking up the ramp with his Elite Championship over his shoulder, obviously pissed, and Moonlight Predator is following far behind.

( Recap of the show so far plays to Renegade by Jay Z )

( Highlights of Kawajai and Dark Demon’s feud play )

Ring Announcer: The Following match is set for one fall contested under Extreme Rulez and IT IS FOR THE E! A! W! INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

( Deathsmarch By Cancer Bats hits as the crowd erupts in cheers as Diamond Cage walks out with
a smile on his face wearing a T-Shirt with the words “It’s Time” printed on it )

(Ring Announcer: Introducing first, FROM CALGARY, CANADA!! WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSS…. THE CHALLENGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….. DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

HYC: I know for a fact DIamond Cage is in his right mind tonight. He is AMPED and ready for this match. Diamond Cage is determined and hellbent on winning that EAW Interwire Championship, but the question is.. well he outsmart and outwrestle Superior Quality 85?

( I Will Not Bow By Breaking Benjamin hits and the crowd jeers loudly as Superior Quality 85 walks out holding up his EAW Interwire Championship with a smirk on his face )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, FROM FIFE, SCOTLAND!! WEIGHING IN AT 227 POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS……. HE IS THE CURRENT E! A! W! INTERWIRE CHAMPION… SUPERIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR QUALITY 85!!!

ETR: This is a big match for the both of these men. I know Superior Quality 85 won’t be going down without a fight because he wants to solidify his name on Showdown by retaining here tonight. Can Superior Quality 85 get it done tonight at No Regards?

( Superior Quality 85 hands his title to the referee as the referee holds up the EAW Interwire Championship for all of the crowd to see as well as both extremists and then sits it ringside )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

HYC: And finally the moment we’ve been waiting for as this match is underway! Superior Quality 85 and Diamond Cage circle the ring around each other before approaching each other for a lock up! Diamond Cage forces SQ85 backwards into the turnbuckle as SQ85 loosens his grip. Diamond Cage starts going to work on that lower body of SQ85 with punches. SQ85 knees Cage in his gut and hammers him with a right hand to his jaw. SQ85 irish whips Cage and Cage rebounds into a.. arm drag! And SQ85 pounces right on Cage applying a grounded headlock. SQ85 has it in tight as Cage gets to his knee and starts elbowing SQ85 repeatedly. And SQ85 lets go as Cage gets to his feet and sends a swift boot into the gut of SQ85 and lifts him up for a… Textbook SUPLEX!! Nice move by Diamond Cage there.

ETR: Diamond Cage smirking a bit as he mounts on top of SQ85 and starts going to work with those punches! Diamond Cage being a little more aggressive here tonight as SQ85 rakes the eyes of Diamond Cage. Cage stands up blinded as SQ85 gets up behind him and sets him up for.. A Russian Leg Sweep! Cage is down as SQ85 gets up and pulls Cage back to his feet. SQ85 with a European uppercut and Cage stumbles backwards as SQ85 leaps off his feet for a beautiful dropkick! Cage is down as SQ85 goes for the first cover of the night! Could this be over already?
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ETR: But Diamond Cage quickly kicks out of it. SQ85 gets to his feet pulling up Diamond Cage by his skull but Diamond Cage rams SQ85 with a elbow to his gut. And Diamond Cage follows up with a knife edge chop! WOW that could’ve been heard throughout the entire arena. And Diamond Cage with another knife edge chop! SQ85 trying to cover up his chest and Diamond Cage swings for another knife edge chop, but SQ85 catches his arm in mid motion and brings it behind him for a.. BACK SUPLEX ON THAT RIGHT ARM!

HYC: Diamond Cage is down holding that arm as SQ85 looks down grabbing that right arm.. and HE STOMPS ON IT FEROCIOUSLY! Diamond Cage grabs the ropes trying to get up as SQ85 yanks him off up to his feet and.. a D- NO! Diamond Cage swiftly rolls behind SQ85 and hooks up both of his arms for.. A FULL NELSON SUPLEX! Diamond Cage putting on a strength display here as he wraps his arms around the abdomen area for a waist lock. SQ85 is trying to get to his feet and.. he rolls through the hold flinging Cage off! Cage gets up charging at SQ85 for a clothesline!! Wait no! SQ85 GRIPS THE ARM FOR A DOUBLE KNEE ARMBREAKER!! And Diamond Cage goes down favoring that arm. That doesn’t look too good. SQ85 bends down to grab Cage’s arm.. BUT CAGE WITH REFLEXES BRINGS SQ85 DOWN AND IS SETTING UP FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! ALREADY? WAIT NO!! SQ85 QUICKLY ESCAPES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!

ETR: That was a close one there. As SQ85 is now catching a breather now but Diamond Cage is now rolling out of the ring. SQ85 turns around and.. Diamond Cage charges!! SQ85 JUST IN TIME SIDESTEPS CAGE AND CAGE COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE ARM/SHOULDER FIRST! SQ85 with a smile on his face as he lifts Cage up and rolls him in the ring. SQ85 is now entering the ring as he grips that arm of Diamond Cage out and.. HE STEPS ON IT PUTTING ALL OF HIS WEIGHT ON IT! Diamond Cage is struggling in pain as SQ85 steps with yelling to the crowd. SQ85 gets Diamond Cage up, but CAGE WITH A FIREMANS CARRY TAKING SQ85 DOWN! Diamond Cage lifts up SQ85 and .. AN INVERTED SUPLEX!! Cage rolls SQ85 over after connecting that move and covers him!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ETR: But SQ85 kicks out of it!

HYC: Diamond Cage sits up panting as he gets up and SQ85 gets up using the ropes and Cage goes right back into work shoving SQ85 into the turnbuckle.. and Cage with shoulder thrusts to the gut of SQ85. Cage stops and grabs the skull of SQ85 now ramming it into the turnbuckle repeatedly! Wow Diamond Cage is on his game tonight as SQ85 falls to his knees.. and Cage pulls him to the center of the ring for the.. OH MY! GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! AND CAGE HAS IT FULLY APPLIED WITH HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND SQ85!! SQ85 needs to find a way out of this or he’ll pass out! The terrible thing about this is that it’s applied in the middle of that ring! Cage pulling back on the head of SQ85 as SQ85 finally starts reaching his arm out pulling forward towards the ropes. SQ85 is inching closer.. but Diamond Cage lets go and pulls SQ85 back to the center of the ring, but SQ85 LOW BLOWS DIAMOND CAGE..

ETR: AND SQ85 GRIPS THAT RIGHT ARM FLIPPING INTO AN ARMBAR!! MY GOODNESS CAGE IS IN AGONIZING PAIN.. YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS FACE!! SQ85 has that hold synched in TIGHT. I don’t know if Cage can survive this!! Diamond Cage has his fist balled as SQ85 APPLIES PRESSURE TO THAT ARM! Diamond Cage is in trouble here as he’s trying to claw towards the ropes! SQ85 with no signs of letting go here as Cage is getting closer to the ropes! And CAGE TA- WAIT NO!! HE GRIPPED THE ROPES!! AND HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. SQ85 finally lets go! SQ85 is getting to his feet as Diamond Cage is still down clutching his arm. SQ85 pulls Diamond Cage to his feet up on the apron and… hooks Cage’s legs on the top ropes.. he’s in trouble!! WAIT!!! CAGE IS PULLING BACK OFF THE ROPES.. AND A HOTSHOT TO SQ85! Diamond Cage rolls into the ring as SQ85 is dazed and.. A CRAVATE CUTTER!!! AND SQ85 GOES DOWN! DIAMOND CAGE DROPS ON SQ85 FOR THE COVER.. THIS IS IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HYC: Superior Quality 85 gets his shoulder up!! Diamond Cage gets up favoring that arm still as SQ85 uses the ropes to get up. SQ85 finally bursts into a charge at Diamond Cage, but CAGE WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.. AND SQ85 IS TOSSED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!! SQ85 instinctively rolls out of the ring landing on the floor as Diamond Cage looks out at the crowd before grabbing a hold of the ropes as SQ85 gets up.. AND DIAMOND CAGE RUSHES FORWARD FOR THE .. SUICIDE DIVE!!!!! RISKING IT ALL HERE.. BUT SQ85 NEARLY SIDE STEPS IT ONLY GETTING CAUGHT A LITTLE BIT AS CAGE HITS THE BARRICADE FORCEFULLY!! Too much of a risk there as I think Diamond Cage got hurt a lot more on that one! SQ85 is getting up now as he as a smirk on his face as he pulls Diamond Cage up a little holding his arm against the barricade as he backs up… AND SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 WITH A BOOT TO THAT AR- WAIT NO!!! DIAMOND CAGE QUICKLY WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 LANDS IN A FRONT ROW FULL OF CHAIRS!

ETR: Diamond Cage finally able to catch a breather there. Diamond Cage grabs Superior Quality 85 by the skull and brings him over the barricade slowly… WAIT!! SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL OF DIAMOND CAGE.. AND I THINK DIAMOND CAGE IS BLEEDING AS HE HITS THE FLOOR!!!! AND SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 GETS HIM UP AND PUSHES DIAMOND CAGE RIGHT ARM AND SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT STEEL POST!! SQ85 is JUST DEPICTING THAT INJURED RIGHT ARM as SQ85 lifts him up and rolls Cage in the ring. SQ85 is now going to the top ropes! We don’t see this often as he stands up fully as Cage is starting to shuffle to his feet.. and SQ85 LEAPS!! WAIT!!! CAGE SHOOK THE ROPES AND SQ85 HITS HIS GROIN ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! And Diamond Cage is climbing on from the apron! Diamond Cage with a few forearms to the jaw of SQ85. And… CAGE DOUBLE UNDERHOOKING BOTH OF SQ85’S ARMS!! I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR….. OH NO!! THE WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHERF*CKER!! AND MY GOODNESS IT CONNECTS AS BOTH CAGE.. AND SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 ARE LAID OUT!!

HYC: The referee is starting the ten count.. BOTH MEN COULD BE OUT OF THIS!! I’m sure if one of these men are to get up first they will surely have the advantage. AND WAIT!! CAGE FINALLY GETS HIS ARM OVER SQ85.. THIS IS OVER DEFINETLY!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR—- NO!!!!

HYC: SQ85 KICKS OUT SOMEHOW!! I know he had to dig down deep to find that one! Diamond Cage is starting to get up as he looks down at SQ85 with an intent look on his face.. He lifts up SQ85 and sets him up… OH NO!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH THE CANADIAN DEATH DROP!! MY GOODNESS.. IT C- WAIT!!! SQ85 STOPS HIM SHORT KNEEING DIAMOND CAGE IN THE GUT AND QUICKLY HOOKS HIM UP FOR… THE QUALITY DRIVER.. MY GOODNESS!! IT CONNECTS!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE OVER!! AND SQ85 HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG.. THIS IS OVER!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THRRRRRRRRRRRR-E.. WAIT NO!!!!

ETR: DIAMOND CAGE HAD HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! SUPERIOR QUALITY IS LOOKING ON IN SHOCK.. HE CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T PUT AWAY DIAMOND CAGE THERE!!! And SQ85 has that desperation look in his eyes as he drags Diamond Cage to the center of the ring and turns him over on his stomach GRIPPING HIS LEG.. I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE DEATHLOCK STF…… WAIT!! CAGE ABLE TO TURN BACK OVER TWISTS SUPERIOR QUALITY OFF!! Diamond Cage slow to get up.. AND SUPERIOR QUALITY LEAPS ON HIS BACK FOR A SLEEPER HOLD!! THIS COULD BE SUPERIOR QUALITY’S LAST STAND!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS TRYING NOT TO FADE.. BUT HE GOES DOWN TO A KNEE!! SUPERIOR QUALITY IS PUTTING PRESSURE IN ON THIS HOLD.. AND DIAMOND CAGE IS FULLY DOWN AS SUPERIOR QUALITY IS KEEPING IN THE HOLD!! I THINK DIAMOND CAGE FADED OUT HERE.. I THINK HE’S DONE!! AND THE REFEREE PICKS UP THE ARM OF DIAMOND CAGE… AND IT DROPS ONCE!! THAT’S ONE.

HYC: OH NO!!! THE REFEREE PICKS UP DIAMOND CAGE’S ARM AGAIN…. AND.. IT DROPS!!!! THAT’S TWO. AND HERE WE GO.. SUPERIOR QUALITY COULD RETAIN ON THIS ONE AS THE REFEREE PICKS UP DIAMOND CAGE’S ARM ONE LAST TIME.. AND.. IT.. DRO-!! WAIT NO!!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH HIS STRENGTH KEEPS HIS ARM UP AS HE’S FINALLY STARTING TO STRUGGLE TRYING TO REACH OUT FOR THE ROPES! DIAMOND CAGE IS SO CLOSE.. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS REACH.. AND.. HE… HE GETS THE ROPES!!! MY GOODNESS DIAMOND CAGE WILL NOT GIVE UP HERE TONIGHT! Superior Quality 85 lets go of the hold. I think he’s panicking. He’s trying to put Diamond Cage away but he just can’t!! And Superior Quality 85 finally rips Diamond Cage to his feet with a wicked look in his eye as… HE SETS UP THE QUALITY DRIVER!!.. WAIT NO!!! DIAMOND CAGE COUNTERS IT SOMEHOW WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! AND DIAMOND CAGE IS.. HE’S SETTING IT UP.. AND HE HAS IT IN!!! OH MY GOODNESS.. THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IS APPLIED ON SUPERIOR QUALITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

ETR: THIS IS IT! AND SUPERIOR QUALITY’S EYES ARE POPPING OUT OF HIS HEAD AS HE’S TRYING TO INCH CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES. OH MY GOODNESS CAN SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 DO IT!! CAN HE REACH THE ROPES? SQ85 IS REACHING OUT.. HE’S SO CLOSE!! JUST AN INCH AWAY.. AND.. HE GE- NO!!! DIAMOND CAGE’S FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD AS HE’S SCREAMING FOR SQ85 TO TAP OUT!!!! DIAMOND CAGES WRENCHES BACK ON THAT HOLD… AND. SQ85… HE……..HE TAPS!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 JUST TAPPED OUT!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Deathsmarch by Cancer Bats hits as Diamond Cage is handed the EAW Interwire Championship with as he places his head on it with a smile on his face )

Ring Announcer: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.. VIA SUBMISSION…. AND THE NEW E! A! W! INTERWIRE CHAMPION… DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

HYC: I am very proud to say that Diamond Cage earned every aspect of this victory, and he will probably go on to be one of the best!

( Dark Demon is walking backstage in his ring gear holding the WHC and looking furious as he confronts one of the stage managers standing nearby )

Stage Manager: Hello, Demon… is there something wrong?

Dark Demon: Shut the FUCK up.

Stage Manager: Wh-

Dark Demon: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LOCKERROOM KEYS…

Stage Manager: Gone?? But you were supposed to be handed them as you arrived..

Dark Demon: SUPPOSED to. That’s just your motto isnt it. I’m SUPPOSED to have my keys but your incompetent service in this shitty piece of fuck town North Carolina never fails to deliver. I HAD TO GET DRESSED IN THE PUBLIC LOCKERROOM WITH THE LOWER LEVEL GUYS WHO DON’T EVEN DESERVE TO LOOK AT ME LET ALONE NAKED… DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARASSING THAT SHIT IS??? SHOWERING AMONGST LOCALS???

Stage Manager: I’m very sorry..

Dark Demon: I was supposed to have my personal time in my own lockerroom preparing for the biggest match of my career.. I haven’t even stretched yet!

Stage Manager: O-okay, ummm…

( the manager looks around, and finds a foam stretching pad conveniently stacked nearby, grabs one and places it in Dark Demon’s arms )

Stage Manager: Here you go..

Dark Demon: What the fuck is this…

Stage Manager: Its a pad for you to do your pre-match rituals on, i know its not much but..

Dark Demon: So im supposed to prepare for the main event tonight with this thing right?… Just get the hell out of my face before I lose it. ( The manager quickly gulps and walks away looking down )

( Dark Demon sighs and puts down the yoga pad on the floor in the hallway, stands on it and starts stressing his arms, legs, his back and etc.. )

( Dark Demon bends over to touch the tip of his toes, and a hand is seen slapping his backside and he quickly stands up covering it )

( Demon turns furiously and see’s Zack Crash standing being him, proudly holding his new Unified Tag Team Title while smiling and extending his hand )

Zack Crash: Hey man! Whatsup???

Dark Demon: You fucking faggot… ( Demon slaps away Crash’s hand and Brian Titus walks next to Zack extremely pumped about being new champion )

Zack Crash: Wha– oh nah man! Thats a sportsman tap! From Champion to ChampiONS, know what I mean? Hey, I hope you break a leg out there!

Brian Titus: Zack.. You don’t say break a leg at a sporting event, you just say “good luck”.

Zack Crash: Oh, right, sorry–

Dark Demon: What is it that you want you suspected homosexuals…

Zack Crash: Well I wanted to make a proposal to you.

Dark Demon: ….

Zack Crash: NO not that way, I mean a business proposal. I think we ought to be… partners.

Dark Demon: ….

Zack Crash: NO NO NO-

Brian Titus: I think you should let me do the talking Zachary. Now Demon listen just listen. The three of US… we’re the top dogs, the absolute creme of the crop. The three of us are comprised of the Tag Team Championships and the World Heavyweight Champion (which im sure won’t change after tonight 😉 )

Brian Titus: Now hear me out, if the three of us forces we could add to our already awe inspiring careers and become bigger than Team Burial, MC Squared or ***iper ever were!

Zack Crash: We could become ( Zack motions with his hand ) The Dark. OUTLAWS. Now THATS revolutionay.

Dark Demon: What a horrible fucking name…

Zack Crash: Well look we’re still working on the name but we’ll whip up something by the time you retain tonight, like we know you will 😉 ( Zack jabs Demon’s side )

Brian Titus: So what do you say?? You in or you in???

Dark Demon: What do I say??..

Dark Demon: I say the thought of that makes me want to break into an animal shelter, stuff puppies into a plastic garbage bag and unload them on a freeway before rush hour.

Dark Demon: Id sooner bow down to Kawajai and surrender my World Heavyweight Championship.

Dark Demon: EVEN WORSE, Id sooner beg for Cameron back on my knees holding tulips (which I am allergic of)…

Dark Demon: Point blank my answer is NO. NO. NO. NO. Now if you couldn’t tell in an extremely bad mood, so I need to readjust myself which means I have less than absolutely no time to waste on you two losers. Now get out of my face right now.

Brian Titus: Fine… we wouldn’t wanna associate with “Twig Dick Demon” anyway (un)…

Dark Demon: Please, spare me with your dick jokes. I’m sure its not hard coming up with those…

Brian Titus: Oh no… not a joke… its just… you know…. “locals” talk. (wary)

( Crash and Titus walk away boldly as Demon looks on confused )

Dark Demon: (scn) …. 😮 ….. :@!!!!!!!!!!!

( Demon’s face turns bright red as he knocks over atable and shoves the cameraman away from him as he storms out of view )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT WILL BE A HOUSE OF HORRORS MATCH! There shall be 4 weapons in each corner, a bag of thumbtacks, a steel chair with glass shards glued onto it, a roll of barbwire, and a black studded titanium bat… And suspended from the middle of the ring, a sledgehammer! You must make your opponent bleed before you pin or submit them in order to win…

( Camera pans around the ring, showing the weapons and the barb wired cage )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From London, England… Weighing in at 260 pounds…. HE ISS ALEXANDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DDAAAA VINCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

( Alexander Da Vincis music hits as he walks out and goes through the cage door, and slides right on in, showing no fear )

ETR: This guy has got balls! I don’t understand how he just prances on in there like it’s not a God-damn death-house! Every aspect of this match, and the changes involving the cage… This is not going to be pretty folks, the young or easily offended shall go and make a sandwich, because this isn’t going to a good clean brawl..

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Scarborough, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds… HEEEE ISSSSSSSSSSSS JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALLLKKKERRRRR!!

( Play for Keeps by B.o.B. plays as Jaywalker walks out slowly in a special EGO attire, and examines the cage and he steps in, and a referee locks the door, and chains it shut 3 times )

HYC: Jaywalker is looking under the ring and he is also looking at the cage walls, and we can’t blame him, he slides into the ring and stares down Alexander Da Vinci, who has a plain face yet shows his evil intentions…

( Ding Ding Ding )

ETR: AND ALEXANDER CHARGES WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! He is raining down fists of fury onto Jay, and Jay rolls out the ring to recover, and Alexander follows him! Alexander goes charging towards Jaywalker… JAYWALKER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND ALEXANDERS FACE GOES CRASHING INTO THE BARBWIRE CAGE! Alexander blocked a good majority of the hit with him arm, but I don’t think he’s bleeding yet, just a fut pokes! Jaywalker lifts up Alexander and drags him over to the apron… AND HE SMASHES HIS FACE ONTO IT! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! And Jaywalker hurls him up… BODYSLAM ONTO THE PADDING! Alexander is holding his back as Jaywalker lifts up the apron and is looking for something under the ring… HE PULLS OUT A TRASH FAN FILLED WITH WEAPONS!

HYC: He throws the Trashcan and it’s contents into the ring, and slides Alexander in there as well, and he follows behind… Jaywalker is looking around inside the garbage can… AND HE PULLS OUT A NICE KENDO STICK! He is getting ready to strike Alexander in the head as he gets up… AND HE GOES FOR IT! BUT ALEXANDER KICKED HIM IN THE GUT BEFORE IT CONNECTED! HE GRABS THE KENDO STICK AND PLACES IT ALONG JAYWALKERS NECK…. AND A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! THE KENDO STICK PLUMMETED INTO JAYWALKERS ADAMS APPLE! Alexander goes to the hook the leg… But the referee calls and says there is no blood! Fight on..

ETR: Alexander grabs the garbage can and lays it sideways, and he is placing all kinds of goodies on top of it, I see there are more kendo sticks, the trash can lid, 2x4s… DAMN! Alexander goes over to Jaywalker and whips him into the ropes… But Jay holds onto the ropes! ALEXANDER GOES CHARGING AT JAYWALKER! BUT JAYWALKER DUCKS AND GOES RUNNING TOWARDS THE MIDDLE… ALEXANDER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND INTO JAY… JAY WITH A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE GARBAGE CAN AND THE WEAPONS! WHAT A GREAT COUNTER TO SOMETHING THAT ALEXANDER HAD SET UP!

HYC: I can’t believe it! Jaywalker isn’t even done as he climbs up the turnbuckle… AND HE GRABS THAT CHAIR WITH GLASS GLUED ON IT! HOLY HELL EDGE AND TNA ROCKS! Oh wait a minute… He rolls out of the ring and grabs another normal chair! Alexander is laying face down, and Jay puts the glass covered chair under his head… and the normal one on top! Oh my God… Jaywalker gets on the top rope… AND HE JUMPS WITH A STOMP ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! THE CHAIRS JUST SANDWICHED HIS FACE AND JAYWALKER IS LAUGHING AT HIS DEVIOUS WORK! Jaywalker moves the chairs to reveal that Alexanders face is bleeding in various spots, and he goes for the cover!

ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKOUT!!

ETR: I can’t believe Alexander had that in him! Jaywalker rolls out of the ring again, and he is throwing various objects out from under the ring… AND HE LIFTS UP A HUGE GLASS PANE! Jaywalker rolls into the ring with the glass vary carefully, and he is trying to situate it where it is wedged between the second and top rope… He can’t quite get it, OH! HE HAS IT! JAYWALK—ALEXANDER DA VINCI COMES FROM BEHIND AND SHOVES JAYWALKER HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS! That took a lot out of both men and Alexander falls to the ground, but goes crawling towards the broken items from the garbage can… He just slid something into his trunks! I don’t know what that was all about, but he grabs something else and crawls over to Jaywalker…

HYC: HE PUNCHES HIM WITH BRASS KNUCKLES! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AND JAYWALKER IS BLEEDING FROM HIS NOSE! Alexander quickly hooks the leg!

ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: Jaywalker has a lot of will in him to win this match, because I think any star would like to be able to say they won the house of horrors! Alexander lifts up Jaywalker and goes for another right hand! BUT JAYWALKER KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND A SNAP DDT ON TO THE MAT! Jaywalker goes over to the corner… AND GETS JOHN ALLOYS SIGNATURE STUDDED BLACK BAT! He walks over to Alexander… AND HE SMASHES THE BAT INTO HIS BACK! He is hitting him repeatedly and finishes it off with a hard smash to the back of his head! Jaywalker tosses his weapon to the side as he rolls outside the ring, and he is pulling out more stuff from under the ring… HE PULLS OUT A TABLE! AND ANOTHER! AND LIGHTUBES!!! AND LIGHTER FLUID!

HYC: He has all these very dangerous items… And he rolls them all in the ring and he follows up behind! He gets into the corner and grabs the roll of barbed wire from up top, and he hops down and goes over to a table… AND HE IS WRAPPING THE TABLE IN BARBED WIRE!! THIS TABLE LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE HELL VORTEX! Jaywalker sets a second table on top of it, and he gets on the top turnbuckle and is pulling lighter fluid all over it! Lastly he grabs the light tubes and spreads them apart on top of the table! He hops off the turnbuckle and goes to grab Alexande—- ALEXANDER DA VINCI SWING A CHAIR RIGHT AT HIS BACK! ITS THE GLASS COVERED CHAIR!! JAYWALKER GOES DOWN AS ADV IS STRIKING HIM A LOT!

ETR: Alexander Da Vinci is not one to waste time, and he goes over and grabs the bag of tacks from the corner! No weapons are left in the corners, and he starts spreading all those thumb tacks onto the mat! He grabs Jaywalker, and he puts the brass knuckles back on… AND A HUGE UPPERCUT! JAYWALKER HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT! Alexander Da Vinci kicks him in the gut and… HE CONNECTS WITH THE LAST STAND! THE PEDIGREE INTO ALL THOSE THUMBTACKS! Jaywalker is laying there motionless, bleeding a lot, and Alexander rolls out of the ring, and looks under the ring… HE PULLS OUT THE LADDER! HE slides the ladder into the ring, and he slides in as well…

HYC: Alexander sets up the ladder in the middle, and he goes climbing, probably looking to get the sledgehammer! Alexander is going very slowly, as he, along with Jaywalker, are both very very tired and hurt… Alexander is nearly 3 steps away from getting to the top, 2 more…. HE IS ONLY A STEP AWAY FROM GRABBING IT… AND HE DOE—JAYWALKER PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI GOES FLYING INTO THE OUTSIDE, COLLIDING WITH THE BARBED WIRE CAGE! OH MY GOD EDGE AND TNA ROCKS! ALEXANDER HAS TO BE NEAR DEAD AFTER THAT!!

ETR: You’re damn right Chico! I don’t even see him moving… This referee needs to call the match off! Jaywalker grabs the ladder and sets it back up, and he starts climbing, with a bit more energy and he gets to the top quicker! He grabs the sledgehammer and unhooks it… BUT HE JUST BROKE IT OVER THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HE BROKE ALEXANDER DA VINCIS SIGNATURE WEAPON! THAT SIR, IS ADDING INSULT TO INJURY! Jaywalker climbs down and rolls out of the ring, and he grabs Alexander Da Vinci and tosses him in the ring! He puts Alexander over his shoulder, and he starts climbing back up the ladder! Jaywalker pulls something out of his pocket…

HYC: ITS A MATCH! HE STRIKES IT ON THE LADDER AND IT LIGHTS UP! AND HE TOSSES IT ON TOP OF THE TABLE, AND THE TABLE GOES INTO A FLAME! He sets Alexander on the other side of the ladder, and he goes to push him into the tables! BUT ALEXANDER PULLS THE ITEM OUT OF HIS TRUNKS FROM EARLIER! ITS A STAPLE GUN! HE SENDS STAPLES TO THE FOREHEAD OF JAY, ALONG WITH HIS CHEST… BUT THAT JUST ENRAGES JAYWALKER! Jaywalker grabs the Staple gun, and sends a staple into his forehead! JAYWALKER STAPLED HIM IN THE FOREHEAD, AND HE SENDS ANOTHER ONE INTO ADVS FOREHEAD! AND THEN JAYWALKER PUSHES ALEXANDER OFF…. AND ALEXANDER GOES CRASHING THROUGH 2 TABLES, 1 ON FIRE, 1 WITH BARBED WIRE, AND ONE WITH LIGHTUBES!

ETR: HOLY HELL EDGE AND TNA ROCKS! THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! Jaywalker climbs down a few steps and then hops down, and hooks the leg!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER! JAYYYYYYYYYYWALLKKERRR!!

( Play for the keeps plays as Jaywalker rolls out of the ring, and he limps towards the door where referees are quickly unlocking it, and Jaywalker exits )

ETR: We know Jaywalker is in a lot of pain, but he lifts up his fist, showing honor that he won, and that he survived the House of Horrors, and Chico, both of Alexander Da Vincis nasty falls horrified me!

HYC: I can’t blame ya Edge and TNA Rocks, we have referee’s pulling him of the ring and they put him on a stretcher, and they are quickly rolling him to the back, and now we have janitors coming out to clean up…

(Kawajai is in his locker room doing pushups with Masters shouting at him)

Masters: GO YOU PUSSY! DO 50 MORE!! I BET YOU CAN’T! YOU’RE SOFT! JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

(Kawajai stops and cocks his fist)

Masters: Woah, woah, woah there. Easy, bud. I was just trying to get you hyped. I’m just here to get you motivated. This is a big match ahead of you; I want to know if you’re all in.

Kawajai: …It’s like you don’t even know me.

Masters: I know you plenty, Kawajai. But what I don’t know is if you’re fully invested into this match. Seven months, kid. Seven months you’ve carried this title and if you have any doubts heading into this match up, you might as well not even show up.

Kawajai: What…doubts against that guy? Come on now, Masters. I’ve beaten better and tonight should be no different.

Masters: I don’t think you understand, kid. Put your ego aside for a second and listen up. This match isn’t only about you. When your titles were put on the line, the entire history surrounding them became involved. Look…I’ve held that title and I did so with more honor than that Dark Demon hack. If you throw away all of the history surrounding that title all because of your ego getting in the way, trust me, I’ll find a spot for you on my brand.

Kawajai: You don’t need to worry about anything, Masters, tonight won’t be any different than the last seven months. Count on it.

(Kawajai walks out of the room and heads down the backstage halls until he meets face to face with Mr. DEDEDE)

Kawajai: N—

(DDD grabs Kawajai’s hand and shakes it)

DDD: Make me proud, kid.

(DDD walks off as Kawajai heads into the curtains)

(Camera pans backstage to Dark Demon sitting on a chair in his locker room, staring at his World title with a determined look)

Demon: Showtime…

(Demon stands up and walks out of the locker room as the camera pans to Kawajais locker room, where he is pacing around the locker room with his title on his shoulder before stopping)

Kawajai: Here we go…

(Kawajai steps out of his locker room as the camera pans to black)

(Highlights of Dark Demon and Kawajai’s starts in EAW begin to play, showcasing their struggles in the beginning and eventually, the both of them winning their world titles. Highlights now begin to play of both men defending their titles and other noteworthy moments)

(Camera pans back to ringside)…

(So Appalled by Kanye West plays as Mr. DEDEDE walks down to the ringside area and takes a seat near the timekeeper)

HYC: Well here we are, one of the biggest matches in history, everything is on the line and the chairman is getting a first hand view of this match…

ETR: Something tells me that won’t all he will do, if we take what he said to Kawajai on Showdown seriously..

Ring Announcer: The following contest is your main event and it is set for one fall! The loser of this match will have their championship retired permanently and in the event of a tie or a no contest, this match will be restarted, there MUST BE A WINNER.

(Threat by Jay-Z plays as Dark Demon walks out first to the ring wearing golden attire and a cape with the cartoon image of the EAW championship being burned)

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Galway Ireland, weighing in at 225lbs, he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion!!……DARRRRRKKKKKKKK DEEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

HYC: Demon the first one out here and he actually forced this match to happen, after interrupting Kawajai’s victory speech and being jealous that Kawajai was getting the attention and not him. This is easily the biggest challenge in Demons career and if this backfires on him, I really don’t see him coming back to EAW again, dying with the embarrassment.

(Heart of a Champion by Nelly plays as Kawajai walks down to the ring, looking cool and confident as he doesn’t take his eyes off Demon)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New Jersey City, he is the Extreme Answerz Wrestling Champion ….KAWWWWAAAJJJJAAAAIIIII!!!!

ETR: Well Kawajai is looking confident and he has a lot of reason too, he’s recently achieved the award of being the longest reigning EAW champion in history, suprassing Jaywalker and through this reign, he’s defeated Heart Break Boy, Eddie Mack, Y2Impact, Moonlight Predator and Superior Quality 85, it’s an impressive list.

HYC: Kawajai though can’t take Demon lightly tonight, both men are fairly similar with their ring styles and this could prove to be a problem for Kawajai, especially with the presence of Mr. DEDEDE at ringside who has promised to make Kawajais life a living hell if he loses.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Demon and Kawajai are staring each other down in their corners as both men are slowly approaching each other, neither man can even afford a single mistake in this match, it’s a must win ..Both men go head to head in the middle of the ring, trash talking before Kawajai SLAPS Demon right across the face! Kawajai now kicks Demon in the mid-section and gets Demon into a side headlock but Demon easily slips out and applies a wrist lock on Kawajai, Kawajai though with a one-handed kart-wheel and follows it up with a missile dropkick to the face! Demon easily stands back up as Kawajai smirks but Demon SHOVES Kawajai in furry!

HYC: And Demon kicks Kawajai in the mid-section and applies a cravate on Kawajai and DEMON GOES FOR THE DEMONS WELCOME!! …But Kawajai slips out easily before Demon could hit it and Demon turns around as Kawajai looks for the DEADEND, THE ROLLING ELBOW!! But Demon ducks underneath it and as Kawajai turns around, Demon SLAPS Kawajai right across the face, payback from earlier as this match is already intensifying by the second …both men lock-up again and this time Kawajai gets Demon into a chicken wing, but Demon slips underneath it and locks in a chicken wing of his own!

ETR: These two men, they want to keep on proving just who is the better man here! Demon tries wrenching on that chicken wing but Kawajai sends an elbow into the head of Demon, breaking the hold as Kawajai spins and begins to Uppercut Demon! Demon stumbles into the corner as Kawajai begins throwing vicious roundhouse kicks into the chest of Demon! But Demon counters, throwing Kawajai into the corner and begins sending forearms into the face of Kawajai in the corner! Demon now looks for an Irish-whip out of the corner but Kawajai counters it and pulls Demon in, looking for a snap suplex! It connects!

HYC: Demon tries getting up but Kawajai connects with a dropkick to the face of Demon, that sends him into the turnbuckle as Kawajai charges at Demon with a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE CORNER!! IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO DEMONS JAW!! KAWAJAI NOW TRIES FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG OUT OF THE CORNER!! BUT DEMON SHOVES KAWAJAI INTO THE ROPES AND CHARGES WITH A RUNNING MAFIA KICK INTO THE JAW OF KAWAJAI!! KAWAJAI FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, RIGHT NEAR DEDEDE AS DEMON FALLS TO HIS KNEES, HOLDING HIS JAW…

ETR: Kawajai is down too, holding his jaw as DEDEDE is BARKING at him to get back up, Kawajai is pushing himself up but Demon charges off the ropes and HITS A TOPE CON DEMON!! THE RUNNING SOMMERSAULT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!! THAT CONNECTS AS BOTH MEN DEMON AND KAWAJAI CRASH INTO OUR TABLE SPINE FIRST!! WOW, WOW, WOW!! Both men are down as Demon is clawing himself to his feet, he’s clutching onto his back which took some damage from that tope, as Demon walks over to Mr. DEDEDE and smirks at the chairman!

Demon *to Mr. DEDEDE*: Hows your Golden boy doing now huh?? He’s like you actually running this company …a JOKE!

(Demon spits right into the face of Mr. DEDEDE)

HYC: HE JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF OUR CHAIRMAN!! HE SPIT IN THE FACE OF Mr. DEDEDE AND—BAM!! FROM BEHIND, KAWAJAI NAILS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE BACK OF DEMONS HEAD!! The distraction proved Kawajai with enough time to recover and now Kawajai grabs a steel chair from the timekeeper and SMASHES IT OVER THE SPINE OF DEMON!! OH MY GOD, THE FORCE OF THAT CHAIR SHOT AS DEMON IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR!! And Kawajai now throws the chair into the ring and grabs Demon into the ring and rolls him into the ring, Kawajai is in the ring now and he grabs the steel chair as Demon is trying to push himself up and KAWAJAI SWINGS THE CHAIR AT FULL FORCE RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF DEMON!!

ETR: AND DEMON GOES DOWN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!! DEMON GOT NO PROTECTION ON THAT SHOT, IT MUST HAVE RATTLED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND KAWAJAI DROPS DOWN AND MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!! ….TWO!!! ….NO!!! DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!

HYC: Demon even moving after such a shot to the head is really remarkable as Kawajai is not happy though as he grabs the steel chair and waits for Demon to get up …Demon is slowly approaching his feet, he’s wobbly already as he turns and KAWAJAI LOOKS FOR ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! BUT DEMON WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!! CYCLONE KILL INTO THE STEEL CHAIR AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE CHAIR WHICH BOUNCES INTO THE FACE OF KAWAJAI!! THAT WAS FULL FORCE FROM KAWAJAI’S OWN MOMENTUAM!! AMAZING COUNTER BY DEMON!! ..Kawajai falls into the turnbuckle, right into a sitting position as Demon drops to one knee, Kawajai is now BLEEDING from his mouth and I think he may have had a tooth knocked out!

ETR: Demon is regaining his bearings now as he grabs the steel chair and opens the chair and places it on its legs, Demon now walks over to Kawajai and grabs him, dragging him close to the opened chair and Demon gets Kawajai into a CRAVATE AND HE’S GONNA GO FOR IT …DEMONS WELCOME INTO THE OPENED CHAIR!! BUT KAWAJAI IS SENDING ELBOWS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DEMON, KAWAJAI IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS! DEMON BREAKS THE HOLD AS KAWAJAI HITS A PELE KICK!! PELE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE!! PHENOMENAL MOVE BY KAWAJAI AS DEMON ROLLS TO THE APRON, AVOIDING A COVER!!

HYC: Both men are trying to regroup here as Demon is slowly pushing himself up but Kawajai SHOOTS OFF THE ROPES AND LEAPS ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR AND OFF WITH A DIVING SHINNING WIZARD INTO DEMON!! DEMON GETS KNOCKED OFF THE APRON AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! I’VE NEVER, EVER, SEEN ANYBODY EXECUTE A SHINNING WIZARD LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY GOD ALMIGHTY!! WHAT CREATIVITY BY KAWAJAI TO PULL THAT OFF!! (A replay of the move is shown)

ETR: Demon is laid out again, this time on the floor as DEDEDE is applauding Kawajai who slides out of the ring and Demon is sitting by the barricade as KAWAJAI BEGINS TO SEND VICIOUS, FULL FORCE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO A DEFENCELESS DARK DEMON!! KAWAJAI IS SENDING THOSE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO THE FACE OF DEMON LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW, KAWAJAI IS LITERALLY SHOWING NO MERCY!! 10, 15 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO DEMONS FACE AND DEMON COULDN’T EVEN BLOCK ONE, HE’S DEFENCENELSS!!

HYC: AND LOOK AT DEMONS FACE ETR, THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE HAS BEEN CUT OPEN AND HE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE!! THE BOTTOM HALF OF DEMONS FACE IS QUICKLY GETTING COVERED IN BLOOD AS THE REST IS JUST DRIPPING ONTO THE FLOOR!! THIS IS GROTESQUE!! DEMON HANGS HIS HEAD DOWN AND I DON’T THINK HE CAN EVEN CONTINUE THIS MATCH ANYMORE!! ….But Kawajai does not care, he looks underneath the ring and pulls out a glass sheet, of course that would be underneath the ring! Kawajai now slides the glass sheet into the ring and goes to grab Demon ..

ETR: BUT DEMON WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! DEMON DROP TOE HOLDS KAWAJAI FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! AND KAWAJAIS MOUTH THAT WAS BLEEDING EARLIER IS BLEEDING AGAIN, AS IT CONNECTED WITH FORCE INTO THE METAL BARRICADE!! Kawajai is now down as Demon is crawling, I don’t know where but he’s just anywhere and as he moves past DEDEDE, DEDEDE STANDS UP FROM HIS CHAIRMAN, UH-OH!! DEDEDE FOLDS UP HIS CHAIR AND SMASHES IT INTO THE SPINE OF DEMON!! DEMON GOES BACK DOWN!! DEDEDE NOW LIFTS DEMON UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!! DEMONS SKULL COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL STEPS!!

HYC: THIS IS HOW MUCH DEDEDE WANTS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP STILL AROUND, THE TITLE HE SPILLED BLOOD, BROKE BONES AND ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF TIME AFTER TIME FOR!! HE’S NOT GONNA LET DEMON END THAT TITLE TONIGHT!! And Demon is trying to get up as DEDEDE GRABS the camera from the camera man and as Demon is approaching his feet …DEDEDE CHARGES AND SMASHES THE CAMERA INTO DEMONS FACE!! DEMON GOES DOWN!! DEDEDE JUST BROKE THE CAMERA IN DEMONS FACE!! DEMON IS LAID OUT AND PROBABLY KNOCKED OUT AS DEDEDE GRABS KAWAJAI AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS DEMON AND BARKS AT HIM, YELLING AT KAWAJAI TO COVER DEMON!! DEDEDE IS DEMANDING THE REFEREE MAKE THE COUNT HERE ON THE FLOOR!! REMEMBER FOLKS, THIS MATCH IS NOT FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!

ETR: BUT WHAT CHOICE DOES THE REFEREE HAVE? EITHER HE MAKES THE COUNT OR HE’LL PROBABLY BE FIRED!! AND THE REFEREE IS MAKING THE COUNT NOW AS DEDEDE DRAPES KAWAJAI OVER DEMONS MOTIONLESS BODY!!

ONE!!! ….TWO!!!! …..NO!!!! DEMON ROLLED A SHOULDER UP!!!

HYC: WHAT THE FUCK?!? HOW…HOW IS DEMON EVEN MOVING?! HOW IS DEMON EVEN KICKING OUT, HE WON’T GO DOWN, HE WON’T LOSE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP THIS WAY!! THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MIGHT BE DEDEDE’S PRIDE AND JOY, BUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS DEMONS PRIDE AND JOY!! DEDEDE IS FURIOUS, HE’S GOING CRAZY ON THE FLOOR!! HE RIPS OFF HIS SUIT JACKET AND ROLLS DEMON INTO THE RING, DEDEDE SLIDES INTO THE RING, HE’S GONNA FINISH DEMON OFF NOW!! DEDEDE DROPS TO A KNEE IN THE CORNER AND DEDEDE IS GONNA DO WHAT FINISHED DEMON OFF ON TURBO!!

ETR: AND DEMON IS SLOWLY, SLOWLY, LIKE A DAMN SNAIL GETTING TO HIS FEET, DON’T TURN AROUND DEMON! DON’T TURN IF YOU WANNA BE CHAMPION! AND DEMON SLOWLY TURNS….AND Mr. DEDEDE CHARGES AT FULL SPEED!! ….SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR INTO DEMON!!!….BUT DEMON FALLS BACK DOWN!! DEMON DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY ON HIS FEET YET AS DEDEDE CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! DEDEDE MISSED THE SPEAR!! DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, CLUTCHING HIS SHOULDER AS DEMON IS STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET…

HYC: BUT KAWAJAI IS SLIDING INTO THE RING, KAWAJAI IS SLIDING INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST, HE GOT A CHAIN WHILE DEMON WAS BEING ATTACKED BY DEDEDE!! KAWAJAI CHARGES AT DEMON WITH THE STEEL CHAIN ASSITED FIST BUT DEMON DUCKS AND LIFTS KAWAJAI UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, WHAT THE?! …GO!! TO!! SLEEP!! THE COMA KILLAH! OH MY GAWD!! DEMON HASN’T HIT THE COMA KILLAH IN NEARLY TWO YEARS!! HE PULLED THAT OUTTA NOWHERE!! AND DEMON COLLAPES ON TOP OF KAWAJAI! THIS IS IT!! THIS IS IT!! BALLGAME!!

ONE!!! …TWO!! ….NO!!! KAWAJAI ROLLED A SHOULDER UP!!

ETR: NO WAY!! NO FREAKING WAY!! DEMON PULLED OUT SOMETHING FROM HIS SLEEVE, SOMETHING FROM NOTHING AND THAT DIDN’T WORK!! THE ELBOWS DIDN’T HURT, THE COMA KILLAH, DIDN’T WORK! WHAT WILL?! DEMONS ON HIS KNEES, HE’S RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND HE’S RAGING! HE’S PULLING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, HE’S WOBBLY AS HELL BUT HE’S UP AND HE’S PULLING DOWN HIS ELBOW PAD, HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW! KAWAJAI IS SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AS DEMON GOES FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!! IT CON—NO!! KAWAJAI SMASHES THE CHAIN INTO DEMONS FACE!! KAWAJAI STILL HAD THE CHAIN WRAPPED HIS FIST!!

HYC: AND DEMON STAGGERS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS KAWAJAI CHARGES WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE NOSE OF DEMON!! THAT FURTHER DAMAGES HIS NOSE!! Kawajai now sits Demon atop the turnbuckle and begins to climb up, Kawajai is looking for the PEPSI PLUNGE NOW!! THE PEDIGREE FROM THE TOP ROPE!! BUT DEMON IS HOLDING ON, HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! DEMON SPITS BLOOD INTO THE EYES OF KAWAJAI!! BUT KAWAJAI DON’T CARE AS HE HEADBUTTS DEMON IN THE FACE AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS ….PEPSI PLUNGE!!! THE PEPSI PLUNGE!!
ETR: DEMON GETS PLANTED INTO THE MAT!! AND KAWAJAI HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!

ONE!!….TWO!!! ….NO!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: HUH?! DEMON GOT A SHOULDER UP?? KAWAJAI PULLED OUT A MOVE HE RARELY, EVER USES AND DEMON KICKED OUT!! BOTH MEN ARE PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE TONIGHT!! DEMON IS DOWN, KAWAJAI IS NOW THE ONE ON HIS KNEES AND HE’S LOOKING DEEP INTO THE CROWD, HE DOESN’T KNOW EITHER! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO WIN THIS MATCH? Kawajai is looking towards that glass sheet and an evil, almost unnatural look on his face appears, a light bulb has come off in Kawajais head …And Kawajai picks up the glass sheet and places it down on the opened chair from earlier, the glass sheet is resting on that opened chair…

HYC: And Kawajai grabs Demon and does the cutthroat sign as he grabs Demon up into the air and …LOOKS FOR THE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS SHEET AND OPENED CHAIR!! BUT DEMON COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR WITH A HURRICARANA!! KAWAJAIS HEAD GOES CRASHING INTO THE OPENED CHAIR AND KAWAJAIS FACE SMASHES INTO THE GLASS!! GLASS IS CRUSHED INTO KAWAJAIS FACE AND HE’S BUSTED OPENED EVEN MORE!! OH MY GOD!! THAT WAS SICKENING!! KAWAJAIS HEAD WENT THROUGH THE DAMN CHAIR AND DEMON IS ON HIS KNEES, HE’S RUNNING ON HIS SENSES NOW, THAT HAS TO BE IT FOR HIM!

ETR: AND DEMON NOW GRABS THE STEEL CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF KAWAJAI AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH!! HANGMANS CLUTCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!! DEMON IS REARING BACK, PUTTING EVERY LITTLE THING HE POSSIBLY CAN INTO THIS!! KAWAJAI IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, HE’S BLOODY, HE’S WEARING A CRIMSON MASK AND I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG HE CAN LAST IN THIS!! THESE TWO MEN ARE WARRIORS, THEY’VE PROVEN THAT TONIGHT BUT DEMON HAS THIS LOCKED IN TIGHT, KAWAJAI IS BARELY EVEN CRAWLING, HE HAS TO TAP OUT!!

HYC: KAWAJAI IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES, THE CHAIN IS PUSHING INTO HIS THROAT, CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY AND DEMON IS TRYING TO RIP THE HEAD OF KAWAJAI OFF HIS SHOULDERS! KAWAJAI HAS GOTTA TAP OUT!! HE’S GOTTA DO IT ETR!! KAWAJAI’S WHOLE TITLE REIGN IS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, HE KNOWS IF HE TAPS, IF HE PASSES OUT, THAT REIGN IS DONE! THE TITLE IS DONE!! KAWAJAI IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH, DEMON IS FORCING HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT DOWN ON KAWAJAI!! AND KAWAJAI NOW LIFTS UP HIS HAND, HE’S GONNA DO IT ETR! YES YES YES!! KAWAJAI TAA—-

ETR: BUT Mr. DEDEDE STABS DEMON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A LARGE BROKEN PIECE OF THE GLASS SHEET!! DEMON BREAKS THE HOLD AND BLOOD IS NOW GUSHING OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS GROUND, DEMON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FACE AND BACK NOW!! DEDEDE SAVED HIS BELOVED TITLE! DEDEDE WILL GO TO NO LENGTH TO SAVE HIS TITLE! DEDEDE NOW AGAIN DROPS TO THE CORNER, ON ONE KNEE AS DEMON IS DOWN AND OUT!! DEDEDE HAS A LOOK ON HIS FACE I HAVEN’T SEEN SINCE AWF, HE’S BARKING AT DEMON TO GET UP, TO GET UP AND TAKE THE SPEAR!!

HYC: AND DEMON IS SLOWLY APPROACHING HIS FEET…DEDEDE IS GETTING INPATIENT, DEDEDE IS LICKING HIS LIPS, HE KNOWS THIS WILL HIT AND DEMON SLOWLY TURNS AROUND ….AND DEDEDE CHARGES!!! ….SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!! A THUNDEROUS SPEAR!! DEDEDE HIT THE SPEAR WITH ALL HIS MIGHT, ALL HIS POWER, EVERYTHING THIS MAN HAD!! DEMON GOT KNCOKED BACK BY ALMOST HALF OF THE RING!! DEMONS LAID OUT!! THAT WAS STRONGER THAN ANY SPEAR I’VE SEEN IN A WHILE AND DEMON IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! DEMON IS DOWN!! AND DEDEDE DRAPES KAWAJAI OVER DARK DEMON!!

ONE!! …TWO!!! …..THREEEEEEEEEEE!!

ETR: BUT DEMON GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! DEMON GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! OH MY GAWD! HOW…HOW IS HE DOING THIS?! A LOVE FOR THE TITLE IS ONE THING, BUT DEMON AND KAWAJAI ARE GONNA KILL EACHOTHER! DEDEDE IS SITTING IN THE CORNER, HE’S STARING AT DEMON AND ALMOST IN TEARS! WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE?! DEDEDE IS PULLING AT HIS HAIR!! DEDEDE GOES TO LIFT UP DE—-BAM!! WHAT THE…DEDEDE JUST GOT SMACKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THAT WAS POP! PRNCE OF PHENOMENAL JUST SMASHED THE CHAIRMAN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!

HYC: AND POP IS RUNNING OUT OF HERE, OUT OF THE RING AND THROUGH THE CROWD!! LETS NOT FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS TOGETHER AND POP IS JUST ESCALTING IT! POP IS CELEBRATING IN THE CROWD AS DEDEDE IS LAID OUT!! BUT KAWAJAI IS GETTING UP!! KAWAJAI IS GETTING UP AND HE GRABS DEMON UP AND HITS THE BUCKLE BOMB!! POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND KAWAJAI FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK TO THE DAMAGED NOSE OF DEMON!! DEMON STANDS UP AS KAWAJAI HITS THE DEADEND!! THAT’S IT!! DEMON GOES DOWN AND KAWAJAI HAS THIS!!

ETR: BUT SOMEBODY JUST HOPPED INTO THE RING, SOMEBODY IS IN THAT RING …OH MY GOD…NO!! NO!! …THE HEART BREAK BOY IS IN THE RING, STANDING BEHIND KAWAJAI!! THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER IN HIS HAND!! AND HBB SPINS KAWAJAI AROUND AND HBB SMASHES THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE FACE OF KAWAJAI!! KAWAJAI GOES DOWN AND LANDS ON THE BROKEN GLASS, OH MY SWEET JESUS CHRIST!! HBB NOW GRABS DEMON AND TOSSES HIM ON TOP OF KAWAJAI!! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!!?

ONE!! …TWO!! ….THREEEEEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL THE EXTREME ANSSWEEEEERRRRRZ WWWRREESSTLLLIINNGGG WORLD HEAAVVYYYWEEIGHTT CHAMPPPIIOOOOONNNN…..DARRRRKKKKKK DEEEMMMOOOOOOOONN!!!!

Ring Announcer: And as a result of this, the EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN RETIRED!

HYC: NO…

ETR: What a match, both men put on a performance that they both can be proud of but …what the hell happened? WHY THE HELL DID HBB INTERFERE LIKE THAT?!

(HBB grabs the World Heavyweight Championship and hugs Demon in the middle of the ring)

ETR: Wait…Demon…is in ….PROJECT E.G.O? WHAT?!

HYC: It…all makes sense ETR…Whos to say that Demon wasn’t the guy that HBB was talking about all this? Whos to say that Jaywalker was a ploy, a mere distraction so they could pull this off! They fooled us all!

ETR: Well…tune into Dynasty tomorrow night and especially Showdown for the fallout to not only this but the whole of this event, what an amazing show, tainted by another person joined Project E.G.O (no)!!

(Camera pans to Mr. DEDEDE sitting on the ramp, with his hands in his hair looking on in shock)

(Demon celebrates on the top rope with his world title as the Project E.G.O theme plays)

( EAW logo buzzes )

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