Voiceover: Tonight… tonight is the forgotten event… the event that never received proper closure…. the event that is BACK to finally make its debut… TONIGHT… Extreme Answers Wrestling presents……
(The No Regards logo flashes across the screen)
Voiceover: No.. Regards…
(Camera fades into the arena as the crowd bursts into uncontrollable cheers. A huge fireworks display erupts on the stage and travels down the ramp as “The Lightning Strike: What If This Storm Ends?” by Snow Patrol blasts on the loudspeakers)
Deadprez: WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER NO REGARDS! WE ARE LIVE AND SOLD OUT IN OKLAHOMA CITY FROM THE FORD CENTER. NEARLY 20,000 PEOPLE ARE PACKED INTO THIS PLACE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE LOUD! Deadprez here alongside my broadcast partners ETR, Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico! The whole gang is here tonight to bring you this special Free-Per-View event!
Stew-O: So many rivalries, feuds, emotion-filled drama… ALL of it spills right where it belongs tonight… IN THE RING! That’s the way it’s done in this business… Expect great matches, surprises, moments… all of it will go down tonight… and go ahead and GET YOUR HOPES UP… Because no matter how high you have em.. Tonight’s event will have you going to bed tonight still excited and filled with the energy that comes NATURALLY from an EAW broadcast!
HYC: Alright guys, we get it. Tonight’s gonna be great, that’s a no brainer, why don’t we jump into the action already! We don’t have all night!
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and introducing first…from New Jersey….EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!!
(Extreme Enigmas music hits as he comes to the ring)
HYC: A drugged out idiot if ive ever saw one Stew, I kinda hope he loses so maybe he can get some help.
Announcer: And now I give to you…Vic Vendetta…Dollah…Shades…Freight Train…and Boxcar. they are The Boyz from a Hood near you!
(Vic Vendettas music plays as he and his boys walk down to the ring)
HYC: Finally Extreme Enigma is going to get his well deserved ass-kicking tonight! Freight Train and Extreme Enigma will start this one off!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: Freight Train already bouncing off the ropes JUST as this match begins!… Going for a early big boot!… But Extreme Enigma quickly lowers his body under the leg of Freight Train as he rebounds of the ropes once more… Extreme Enigma charges at Freight Train… But Freight Train connects a huge shoulder to chest takedown! Freight Train stomping on the gut of Extreme Enigma with his boot! Freight Train grabs the hair of Extreme Enigma pulling him upwards!… Freight Train knees the gut of Extreme Enigma! Freight Train jumping in mid air… Connecting a huge jumping knee shot to the spine of Extreme Enigma! This may look like a very big win for Vic Vendetta and his homies!
Stew: Freight Train gets back to his feet and tags in his partner Dollah! Dollah climbs to the top rope… Extreme Enigma getting back to his feet! DOLLAH DIVES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS DIRECT HIT!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR! Extreme Enigma throws him in the air… AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A NECK BREAKER! Ouch! Extreme Enigma rolling out of the ring looking to finally bring extreme to this match-up! Extreme Enigma is looking under the ring… He pulls out a… sledge hammer! Look out Enigma!!… Shades smacks the spine of Extreme Enigma with a steel chair! Extreme Enigma falls back to the barricade… But now Shades is holding up the steel chair to Extreme Enigma’s face…
HYC: YES! DOLLAH IS LOOKING TO FLY…. DOLLAH JUMPS AT EXTREME ENIGMA!!… CONNECTING A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR FORCING EXTREME ENIGMA OVER THE BARRICADE! Extreme Enigma is out-cold in the fans! But that isn’t stopping Dollah… Shades hops the barricade pulling the body of Extreme Enigma up! Dollah jumps on the barricade… DIVING BODY ATTACK!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA CATCHES HIM! EXTREME ENIGMA DELIVERS A HUGE SPINEBUSTER TO AN OPEN FANS CHAIR! Shades is now looking to attack Extreme Enigma… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS THE GUT OF SHADES… TWIST OF HATE!! TWIST OF HATE!!… CONNECTING!
Stew: Enigma is on a roll! Extreme Enigma gets up pulling Dollah up with him… Enigma just tosses the body of Dollah right over that barricade! Wait… What’s this? Vic Vendetta is hiding under that barricade with the sledgehammer where Extreme Enigma is!!… Watch out again Enigma!… Extreme Enigma climbs over the barricade… SLEDEHAMMER SHOT RIGHT TO THE JAW! Enigma’s jaw must be broken in two… Extreme Enigma falls straight to the ground! Vic Vendetta throws the sledgehammer at him and walks back over to his corner laughing. Dollah is back up on his feet now… He is looking under the ring for a weapon! Dollah pulls out…. A kendo stick! Dollah is rapidly smacking that kendo stick all over the back of Extreme Enigma! You can probably hear those smacks up in the cheap-seats!
HYC: Dollah grips the hair of Extreme Enigma tossing him in the middle of the ring! Extreme Enigma is dangling on the top rope… That’s a good thing for Vic Vendetta! Dollah is looking to get high-fly again! Extreme Enigma is staggering in the middle of the ring!!… TWISTING BODY ATTACK!!.. CONNECTING! Shades is finally getting up from the fans from that Twist of Hate he got earlier! Dollah not even looking to end it here… Dollah tags in his partner Boxcar! Damn, Boxcar just might break our ring… He’s fat. Boxcar holds Extreme Enigma’s neck pulling him to his feet! Boxcar whips him quickly in to the corner! Boxcar runs at him!… But Extreme Enigma with his shoulder up! Extreme Enigma is sending kicks, punches, head butts, anything he can to get back in this match!!… EXTREME ENIGMA SPRING OFF THE ROPE… WHISPER IN THE WIND… CONNECTING!!! WAIT…. NO!!! BOXCAR CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE CANVAS! Boxcar with the cover!!!…
….. AND ….
EXTREME ENIGMA GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Stew: Shades is finally back up on his corner… And Extreme Enigma is barelly hanging on in this match! Boxcar walks over to Shades and tags him in! Shades gets in the ring looking at his downed opponent. Just look at that smirk coming across his face! I think he’s looking for a bit of revenge… Shades is walking back to his corner?!?! It appears that he’s whispering something in Freight Train’s ear. Freight Train jumps down looking under the ring for something?… Shades runs off the ropes while Freight Train searches the ring!… Shades connects a quick lower-dropkick to the ribs of Extreme Enigma! Whoa… Freight Train just tosses in a glass table, and a barbwire platform! This is not looking good for Extreme Enigma! Shades walks over to the glass table setting it up… Then placing the barbwire platform right over it!
HYC: Yes, c’mon Shades get that bastard Enigma! Shades is now picking up the head of Extreme Enigma tucking his head in-between his arms… SHADES IS TRYING TO SUPLEX EXTREME ENIGMA RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE, AND BARBWIRE PLATFORM!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA LOCKS HIS LEGS… AND CONNECTS A HUGE SUPLEX OF HIS OWN TO SHADES! NO! C’MON SHADES! Extreme Enigma quickly getting to his feet… As well Shades is too! Extreme Enigma knee’s the gut of Shades, and tosses him right on the barbwire platform on that glass table! Extreme Enigma takes one of the barbwire wires off… And wraps Shades in it! Extreme Enigma is climbing the top rope… NO! You idiot don’t go for it… ENIGMA IS LEAPING DAMNIT!!… FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!… CONNECTING!! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!!
Stew: YES! YES! YES! Shades was just sent through that barbwire, and glass table! He deserved every single bit of pain he’s going through right now!!! Extreme Enigma is slowly getting to his feet… Bending over gripping the head of Shades!! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE VIC VENDETTA SICSSOR KICKS EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN! WHAT THE HELL?! HE ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN! Vic drags the arm of Shades right over Extreme Enigma’s body! Not this way!!!… Vic Vendetta yelling at the referee to pin as he goes back to his corner!!!…
….. AND ….
WAIT!!! EXTREME ENIGMA GETS HIS LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! YES!!
HYC: NO! THIS SHOULD BE OVER! How does he do it? This is just crazy! Extreme Enigma rolls to the outside… Shades is now slowly crawling over to Dollah’s hand! Extreme Enigma is laying on the outside next to the apron right in front of us Stew! Shades now tags the hand of Dollah!… Dollah drops down… Hold on…
(HYC pulls off his monitor and hands it to Dollah)… (HYC sits back down)
There we go… that should be fair. NOW HIT HIM WITH IT DOLLAH! Dollah is measuring the body of Extreme Enigma… Dollah swings the monitor at the skull of Extreme Enigma!!!… BUT ENIGMA TOSSES SOME TYPE OF WHITE DUST IN DOLLAH’S EYES! WOW! Crack head… Extreme Enigma kicks the gut of Dollah… TWIST OF HATE ON THE MONITOR!!… DAMNIT TO HELL! IT CONNECTS!
Stew: Chico, stop being a biased bastard. Extreme Enigma now taking the chair of the bell keeper… AND HE SMACKS BOXCARS, SHADES, AND FREIGHT TRAINS SPINES!!! THEY ALL FALL OFF THE APRON! EXTRME ENIGMA SMACKS EACH OF THEIR SKULLS!!! THEY ALL FALL DOWN! Enigma is now mouthing to Vic “I’m coming for you…” Extreme Enigma walks over to the body of Dollah, and tosses him in the ring right next to Vic Vendetta! Extreme Enigma slides in the ring looking at Vic Vendetta telling him to bring it. Vic Vendetta smiles and tags himself in! Dollah rolls to the outside… Now we get to see these two go at it! After all this time of Vic Vendetta using his damn homies to beat the living hell out of Extreme Enigma… I really don’t know if we could call this fair.
HYC: Biased asshole? Screw you Stew-O… Vic Vendetta is way superior to Extreme Crack-head. Extreme Enigma already taking the early advantage here… He spears Vic Vendetta right in to Vic’s corner!!! Extreme Enigma is sending his shoulder rapidly at the gut of Vic Vendetta!!.. Extreme Enigma backs up from Vic, as he falls down to the mat. Extreme Enigma is walking a bit backwards… AND RUNS AT VIC VENDETTA!!… HE USES THE ROPES TO CONNECT A SWINGING BOOTS TO THE FACE!!! Vic Vendetta quickly falls to the mat! Extreme Enigma pulling his legs to the middle of the ring… Extreme Enigma holding both legs up! Connecting a legdrop right to Vic’s groin! Extreme Enigma is finally taking the control of this match! Extreme Enigma is now looking at the sledgehammer that Vic smashes his jaw with…
Stew: Yes, you biased asshole, Chico! Extreme Enigma is smirking at that sledgehammer…. He picks it up looking around at the fans!!!… BUT WAIT HERE COMES DOLLAH, BOXCAR, FREIGHT TRAIN, AND SHADES!!!…. BUT EXTREME ENIGMA SENDS A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO ALL OF THEIR HEADS!!! THEY’RE ALL BUSTED OPEN! BUT VIC COMES BEHIND ENIGMA… AND ENIGMA SENDS A BACK-SHOT WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO HIS NUTS!!! GOODLUCK HAVING KIDS NOW VIC! Extreme Enigma drops the sledgehammer… and calls for a chair from the fans! A fan throws him his chair… Extreme Enigma places it on the mat… HE KICKS VIC IN THE GUT… TWIST OF HATE!!!!… EXTREME ENIGMA ROLLS VIC VENDETTA OVER… CLIMBING THE TO THE TOP ROPE NOW!!… HE’S NOT DONE!!! HE LEAPS!!! FALL FROM GRACEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!…. CONNECTING! YES! PIN HIM!… THE COVER!!!!
…………. AND ……………….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXXXXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEEE… ENIGGGMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HYC: I can’t believe this… this guy is the last guy we want people looking up to. He’s so messed up, he makes Charlie Sheen look like the Pope… Unbelievable…
Stew-O: Let’s not pick sides, Chico… Extreme Enigma won this match fair and square… with such a great finish too! That HUGE Fall From Grace sealed the deal for the 2-Time EAW Champion! What a match to kick off the show!
(Camera fades backstage and shows Kendra Shamez walking down the hall)
(Kendra walks up to a door that says “Control Room” and walks in, closing the door behind her)
(Camera fades back out to the ring)
Announcer: And this match is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall…And introducing first…from the streets of Harlem… HOVAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Hovas music plays as he comes out)
Announcer: And introducing next, from Charlotte North Carolina…I give to you the one and only ASHTEN CROSS!!!
(Ashten Cross’s music plays over the arena)
HYC: Heres my pick to win it Stew, this man is on his game tonight.
(One Mic by Nas plays over the loud speakers of the arena as everybody is confused as Hova looks squarely at the ramp as MK walks out)
(A microphone drops from the rafters and falls into MK’s hand)
Mister K: Expecting Somebody else Hova? TOO FUCKING BAD… BECAUSE THE MAN YOU WERE GONNA GET THE SHIT BEATEN UP OUT YOUR THROAT BY ALL ALONG IS THE ONE AND ONLY
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND ITS ON!!! Hova AND AC ARE BRAWLING, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!!!!! Hova and AC have hated eachother ever since the mystery attacks! AC throws Rights and Lefts ALL over Hova, but Hova blocks one punch, and PUNCHES AC Into The gut!!! Hova Does a Huge Slap to the face of AC, and AC does a Lou Thez Press RIGHT into Hova and throws Rights and Lefts to The Skull of The Master MC!!! AC is up.. And AC Stomps at Hova, until MK comes From Behind, and does a German Suplex!!!!!! But AC elbows out of it, Springboards off the Ropes and Does THE UPTOWN SHOCK EARLY IN THE MACH!!! But MK moves out of the way and AC lands Right onto his Knee’s!!! And MK hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!!!!!
HYC: Hova is up, and runs at MK with a Clothesline, But MK throws a Stiff Right Hand into Hova’s Forehead! Hova is back up, and MK does a Spinning ScoopSlam… And MK bounces off the ropes and Drops a Big Knee RIGHT into Hova’s Temple!!! AC is up, and MK Grabs him, but AC does a Head-to-HeadButt!!! And AC Quickly goes behind MK and does a White Russian Leg-Sweep! MK is laying on his side, and AC bounces off the ropes and does a Baseball Slide! AC Gets up, and Ashten waits for Hova to get up first… But as AC focuses his Attention on Hova, MK is already up, and AC turns around as MK kicks AC in the gut… AND GOES FOR A M!K CHECK!!!!
Stew-O: But AC Grabs Both arms, and shoves them as MK falls Flat on his back! And AC Holds The Legs of MK, and does A Legdrop RIGHT onto The Groin of MK!!!! AND HERE COMES Hova OUT OF NOWHERE.. AND HOVA HITS THE FLATLINER!!! But AC lands to the outside.. and Hova focuses his Attention to MK, and as MK gets up, Irish whips MK toward the turnbuckle, but MK does a reverse Whip to the turnbuckle instead! And MK Runs at Hova with a Huge Clothesline, and MK hooks Hova’s neck and does a Facebuster into the middle of the ring! MK Hooks The Leg, 1……….2………… But Hova kicks out of the near fall. MK picks up Hova… And as AC gets up.. MK THROWS HOVA OUT OF THE RING AS HE LANDS ONTO ASHTEN CROSS!!! And Both men are out, as MK follows to the outside of the ring, and Looks for a weapon under the ring!
HYC: MK grabs a Kendo Stick in his hands…. And MK Grabs Hova.. AND MK CHOKES HOVA WITH THE KENDO STICK!!!! And MK attempts to throw HOVA RIGHT into the Steel Steps.. Bout out of nowhere AC hits MK RIGHT onto the spine with A Kendo Stick! And Hova Throws MK RIGHT into The Steel Steps!!!! AC is on the Ring Apron… And AC Runs onto the Apron and attempts A flying Clothesline!!!! But Hova Throws AC HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!! And AC Lands into the Crowd Area, and lands onto the Concrete! Hova Grabs MK, and presses his boot RIGHT into his Jaw!
Stew-O: Hova knows the game, he knows to Stay on your opponent WHENEVER Theyre decapitated, and Hova grabs That Kendo Stick… and is CHOKING MK with it now, and SNAPS it in Half!!! Hova Grabs MK, and Rams his head RIGHT into the Steel Guard Rail, and RIGHT onto the ring apron until both men reach one of the announce tables! Hova attempts to ram MKs’ head again! But MK stops the impact, and Hova Clothesline’s MK and himself RIGHT onto the Spanish Announce Table! MK Grabs one of the Television Monitors…. AND MK RAMS IT RIGHT OVER Hova’S HEAD!!! Hova is laid out onto the announce table, and MK gets on the table…. And MK ATTEMPTS TO PILEDRIVE HOVA THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! But look at this!!! Hova summons up Enough Strength to Reverse into a Backbody DROP… BUT THE TABLE STILL ISNT BROKEN!!!
HYC: Ashten takes quick advantage, and slides Hova into the ring, and AC waits till Hova is up.. and AC Springs off of the ropes.. and does a HUGE DDT as Hova’s Crashes into the ring!!! Now AC Covers with the pin! 1…………….2…………….. but Hova kicks out! Hova gets up, and AC tries a Hiptoss, but Hova Stops it, and elbows Ashten into the forehead.. bounces off the ropes and Hits a Stiff Clothesline!!! Now Hova climbs to the top rope… and Hova jumps off the turnbuckle and SMASHES That Elbow right onto the Heart of Ashten! Now Hova goes back onto the top rope… AND HOVA ATTEMPTS A FROGSPLASH!!!!!!!! AND HOVA HITS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1…………..!!!……2!!!!!!!!!…………………3. Wait, no! AC kicks out RIGHT as The Referee’s hand hit the mat! I Believe that ACs’ Heart momentarily Stopped, and Hova is taking HUGE advantage of it!!! Hova Picks up Ashten, and Hova throws AC SHOULDER 1ST Into The Steel Turnbuckle!!!
Stew-O: MK slides into the ring, and MK throws a Clothesline on Hova, and Hova slams into the Ring! MK picks up Hova, and MK carries Hova on his shoulder and does.. A RUNNING POWERSLAM!!! Ashten Runs at MK… but MK turns around.. AND DOES A SPINEBUSTER ON AC AS HE LANDS FORCEFULL ONTO HOVA’S GUT!!! And MK Covers Both men with a pin! 1…………2……….. but Both Hova and AC kicks out! MK goes to the outside of the ring.. and MK grabs… A Trashcan!!! And inside the Trashcan is a Steel Chair and a Kendo Stick, as MK throws the Trashcan into the ring…Hova hits a Baseball slide on the apron, as Hova’ boot smashes into MKs’ Face!!! HOVA Springboards onto the ropes…. And Attempts a Crossbody to the outside.. BUT AC GRABS HOVA AND AC CRASHLANDS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE QUEEN CITY CRUSHER!!! AC waits till Hova is up.. AND AC RUNS AT HOVA.. UPTOWN SHOCK!!!!!!!
HYC: MK is in the ring, and The Referee counts!!! 1……………2……………………..!!!!!!!!….. but MK pulls AC off of Hova!!! AC had the match WON! MK picks up AC… and MK does…. THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!!! But AC Reverses it into a DDT!!! RIGHT ONTO THAT TRASHCAN!!! And Ashten Cross Grabs MK, Hooking the leg! 1…………..2…………… but MK kicks out!!! I wasnt certain that even MISTER K could kick out of that!! AC picks up MK, and Does a Hooked Suplex… But MK Reverses and hits The Snap Suplex! And i dont think AC has the size required to his a readied Suplex onto MK!!! AC slowly gets up… and Here Comes Hova With a Bulldog and ACs Face crashes RIGHT ONTO THE TRASHCAN!!! Hova Grabs the Steel Chair now.. and as AC face is planted on the Trashcan… AND Hova DOES A SINGLE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!!! BUT MK IS UP BEHIND HOVA…AND MK HAS THAT BUSTED KENDO STICK IN HAND…HOVA TURNS AROUND AS MK STABS HOVA RIGHT IN THE RIBS!!!, AND OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SPLINTERS STUCK IN THE MANS SKIN!!!…AND MK DRAPES THE ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER…M!K CHECK ONTO THE MAT…AND HERES THE PIN!!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. MISTERRRRRRRRRRRR… KKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
HYC: MK takes it home! A well fought match by these guys… but the Monarch of the Mic takes the ‘W’ after BRUTALLY spearing Hova in the midsection with a splintered Kendo Stick, then following up with the M!K Check for the pin.. and the win!
Stew-O: MK’s been saying for a while that he’s on his way back to the top of EAW… Could this be the spark he needs?…
(Camera fades backstage to Flashback standing by with CM Banks who is wearing a Referee’s Uniform)
Flashback: Hope everyone’s enjoying the show thus far! Flashback here with CM Banks who is set to officiate the Vixens Championship match between champion, Kendra Shamez.. and Banks’ wife, Maria.. Now Banks… what was your motive for turning on Kendra during your tag match against Hawk and Maria on Showdown? Does this mean you’re going to call the match in favor of Maria tonight?…
CM Banks: My motive? My motive is that the chick is a lying bitch. She doesn’t deserve that Vixens Championship she’s got… My Maria should be the champion. All Kendra’s trying to do is stir up controversy to get into Maria’s head… and Kendra, it’s not working. She, Hawk and myself all know that what you’re saying is LIES… and tonight… Let’s just say that I’m not afraid to bend the rules a bit.
Flashback: But Banks… How do you really know that Kendra’s lying? She showed part of the tape on Showdown a few weeks ago!
CM Banks: Oh please… If Kendra really had a tape of Maria cheating on me with Hawk… she woulda showed the whole thing rather than them just sitting on the couch in the dressing room… And don’t you think it’s rather suspicious that she decided to play the tape during MY match? She wanted to cause a distraction and cost me my match… and I’ll give her credit for that one… She succeeded.
Flashback: Banks… Why do you think Kendra would do all of this… and go THIS FAR with it? I don’t think any normal person would do this unless it were true!
CM Banks: Exactly, Flash… Kendra is NOT normal… Listen.. Kendra is one whacked out broad… Remember those reports on the dirt sheets that Kendra and I were seen on a date? Never happened. She was the one who started those rumors… She was trying to fulfill her fantasy by making up stories that she probably believes are true inside that insane head of hers… Once Maria and I got hitched… Her mission was to break us apart from the beginning… She couldn’t stand to see the man she loved married to another woman… a woman MUCH more beautiful, sexy… and a MUCH better vixen than she will ever be.
CM Banks: SHUT UP ALREADY… No more “But this” or “But that” from you… That’s all I’m gonna say… I speak the truth… Now, I have a match to call… “right down the middle” (HEHE)
(CM Banks walks away as the camera fades back out to the arena)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL… and it is for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Maria’s music hits as she comes out with CM Banks)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… the CHALLENGER.. accompanied by the Special Referee of this match…. MARIAAAAAAAA… and C-M.. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKKSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Welcome back to ringside and we’re set to bring you tonight’s Vixens Championship match as the challenger, Maria makes her way into the ring along with referee, CM Banks… This rivalry involving Banks, Maria, Hurricane Hawk and Kendra Shamez is very interesting… and so much drama each and every week.. This is gonna be interesting to watch…
(Kendra Shamez music hits)
Ring Announcer: And secondly… the VIXENNSSSS CHAMPIONNNNNN…. KENNNNNNNDRAAAAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
ETR: The champion slides into the ring now… and I gotta say… The odds are against her tonight after CM Banks re-aligned himself with wife, Maria… Banks stays on the outside as Maria is in the ring with Kendra…. Kendra approaches the ropes and stares down at Banks on the outside.. and Banks calls for the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: This match is underway! Maria sprints up behind Kendra as she looks down at Banks and she rolls the champion up right away! Quick pin from Maria as Banks is already helping his wife out!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… Kickout by Kendra!
ETR: Both women rise to their feet as Maria swings a quick kick into the side of Kendra’s leg… and now another one to the opposite leg! Kendra is backed up to the ropes, as Maria grabs hold of her and whips her to the other side of the ring! Kendra hits the ropes and bounces back as Maria charges right at her with a HARD knee to the gut! Kitchen Sink from Maria!
Deadprez: Kendra slowly rises back to her feet.. and swings a kick at the standing Maria! But Maria catches her foot! Maria spins around and swings a wild elbow at Kendra’s face! It connects dead on! Kendra is rattled.. and Maria follows up with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!!! Kendra is ROCKED and DROPPED to the canvas!
ETR: Kendra rolls under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself up on the apron… Maria heads over, but Kendra swings a big right hand to her jaw! Maria backs off as Kendra jumps to her feet on the apron! Kendra sends a forearm to Maria’s mouth! Maria stumbles back toward the center of the ring as Kendra re-enters… BUT MARIA QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND SENDS ANOTHER KICK TO KENDRA’S RIBS!!! Kendra is dropped to her knees!
Deadprez: Kendra pushes herself back up.. and pulls Maria by the hair into a Jawbreaker! Maria falls to one knee… and Kendra looks to continue her offense… but Maria counters with a Single Leg Takedown and goes into a pin!! But Kendra powers out of it immediately and jumps to her feet as Maria is on all fours! Kendra hits the ropes and bounces back toward Maria… KNEE TO THE FACE!!! POWERFUL KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Kendra rolls Maria onto her back and hooks the leg for the pin!
ETR: But Banks won’t count! That’s the way to treat a lying bitch like Kendra! Way to go, Banks! Kendra realizes that Banks refuses to count… and POUNDS in some anger-driven forearms to Maria’s face! Maria pushes herself up to her knees… and Kendra isn’t gonna let her slip away… she locks Maria into a Full-Nelson while she’s on her knees! But Maria is able to rise to her feet as Kendra tries to tighten the hold… Maria counters the Full Nelson as she pulls Kendra up onto her shoulders!! But Kendra is HAMMERING elbows into the side of Maria’s face!
Deadprez: Maria is forced to drop Kendra… and the Vixens Champion hits the ropes right away as she rebounds back! RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK TO THE FACE FROM MARIA!! Both women get up rather slowly… and Maria swings a spin-kick into the midsection of Kendra Shamez… She whips Kendra into the corner and CHARGES in after her! HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE!! Taking a page out of her husband’s playbook as she looks to follow up with the Bulldog!!!… CONNECTED!! Maria falls over Kendra and hooks the leg! Banks goes in to count!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kendra BARELY kicks out!
ETR: That was a fast count from Banks! Kendra realizes that she needs to kick out FAST to make completely sure she doesn’t lose this match AND her championship! Kendra jumps to her feet.. and stumbles over toward the corner… But Maria follows her! Kendra swings a kick at Maria, but it’s caught! Maria tries to pull Kendra by the leg into a CLOTHESLINE!! But Kendra quickly ducks under harm’s way!
Deadprez: Kendra sprints away from Maria and hits the ropes! She rebounds back! BUT MARIA COUNTERS KENDRA WITH A POWERSLAM!!! A HUGE POWERSLAM FROM THE CHALLENGER AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG RIGHT AWAY!!! KENDRA HAS TO KICK OUT QUICKLY!!!
ONE!! TWO!!! THR—
ETR: Kendra kicking out again just before Banks reaches three! That’d be about 1 and a half in a normal count… but Banks has already made it clear that he’s NOT gonna be calling this one down the middle AT ALL!! He’s not afraid to bend the rules a bit! Maria is the first to get up… as Kendra gets up slowly… Maria steps up behind Kendra Shamez…. BUT KENDRA SWINGS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!! MARIA IS ROCKED!!! AND SHE’S DOWN ON THE MAT MOTIONLESS!
Deadprez: But Kendra knows that Banks isn’t gonna count a pin… She’s staring down the Special Referee of this match, not even trying for a pin… It’s clear that Kendra is becoming frustrated… How in the world does she even have a CHANCE to win this match?! Kendra heads to the corner and rests on the turnbuckles.. as she waits for Maria to get to her feet to inflict more damage…. Maria slowly gets up…. and she heads over to the corner!! But Kendra SMACKS a kick right under Maria’s jaw as she stumbles away from the champion!
ETR: Kendra follows Maria out of the corner… BUT MARIA TURNS AROUND QUICKLY!! BITCH KICK!!! BITCH KICK FROM MARIA!!!!! KENDRA DROPS TO THE MAT UNCONSCIOUS AS MARIA DRAPES HERSELF OVER THE CHAMPION AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! THIS IS IT!!! BANKS GOES IN FOR THE COUNT!!
(Maria and Hurricane Hawk are shown on the titantron as Banks stops his count)
(Banks watches as Hawk and Maria start kissing on the titantron. Maria stops the pin as Banks grabs her by the hair)
Deadprez: WOW!! IT WAS TRUE!!! LETS CUT THAT VIDEO OFF BEFORE ANY FURTHER IS SHOWN, PLEASE!! BANKS HAS MARIA BY THE HAIR IN THE RING AS HE LIFTS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!
ETR: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!! CM BANKS HITS THE G.T.R. ON HIS WIFE, MARIA!!! KENDRA IS JUST REGAINING AWARENESS AS BANKS ORDERS HER TO PIN MARIA!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. THREE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLLLL… VIXENS CHAMPIONNNN… KENNNNDRAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Deadprez: This isn’t over just yet though!! Banks is staring down at Maria as Kendra escapes the ring! CM Banks takes off his wedding ring…. and he throws it down at Maria!! Maria isn’t moving in the ring, as Banks slowly exits with an angry expression on his face! He storms back up the ramp and he’s heading backstage as medical personnel tend to Maria!
ETR: I would hide if I were Hurricane Hawk right now….
(Camera fades into the locker room of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy as he’s putting on his gear)
(HRDO storms in behind RRS and forces him up against his locker by the back of his neck)
RRS: What the fu–
HRDO: Shut up and listen to me… You’ve been acting awfully cocky lately… as far as I’m concerned… you shouldn’t even HAVE the privilege of facing me tonight in front of all these people in the main event… As you already have found out… facing me is no easy task… and BEATING me…. that’s even worse…. I don’t CARE what happened on Showdown a few weeks ago. Do NOT walk into that ring tonight with that stupid, arrogant smile on your face…. I want you to be SCARED… because that’s what you SHOULD be. I’m the most DOMINANT man in this company… and if you don’t trust me on that… then I’m going to have to SHOW you… and RRS, that’s the hard way.
(HRDO bashes RRS’ head against the lockers.. and shoves his head into one. HRDO slams the locker shut on RRS’ head and walks out of the room as RRS falls to the ground)
(Camera fades out to the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH set for one fall… for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Mainstream” Tyler Parker’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… MAINSTREAMMMMM… TYYYYLERRRR PARRRRKERRR!!!!
Deadprez: Back out here and we’re set to bring you the sights and sounds of the Interwire Championship match! This guy Tyler Parker has been DOMINATING as of late on Turbo and Showdown… proving week by week that he’s a legit contender to this championship!
(Superior Quality 85’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Secondly… Fife, Scotland… weighing in at 227 pounds… SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!!
ETR: SQ has been turning heads as well…. SG2 chose this man to face in this Interwire Championship match tonight… and I actually think he has a good shot at taking home the gold… EVERYONE in this match does!
(Drake “The Man” Blake’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering next… from Greenville, North Carolina… weighing in at 315 pounds… DRAKEEEEEE… “THE MANNNN” BLAKEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(SG2’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And finally, from Atlanta, Georgia… weighing in at 234 pounds… the INTERWIRE CHAMMPIONNNNNN… S-G-2!!!!
Deadprez: All four men are in the ring… and it seems we’re ready to go! Ring the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And Drake Blake immediately charges in and takes down his former partner, SG2 with a big clothesline! Tyler Parker locks up with SQ and pushes him back into the corner as SQ’s back collides with the hard turnbuckles! SQ leans in though… and counters Tyler Parker, flipping him over the top rope and onto the ring apron! SQ85 DRIVES in an elbow shot to the face of Parker that sends him to ringside! He’s holding his face like it just got shattered, this guy is more worried about his looks than the match!
ETR: Drake has SG2 under control… and lifts him up to his feet, driving a BIG right hand to the side of his jaw! It rattles the Interwire Champion, but he remains standing as SQ looks on! SQ approaches SG2 from behind and nails a Forearm Club to his back, sending him right back toward Drake Blake! Drake hammers in another right hand to SG2… and backs off the ropes! Blake bounces forward and TAKES SG2 down with another clothesline!
Deadprez: Drake is standing over SG2, taunting him excessively! SQ is warily wandering around behind Drake… and slides in behind him, ROLLING HIM UP FOR THE PIN!! SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kickout from Drake Blake!!
Deadprez: Close call for Drake there… SQ almost took home the title in the opening seconds of this match! Drake pops back up, adrenaline pumping from nearly being pinned as he takes down SQ85 with another clothesline! SQ is trying to get back to his feet… and Drake lifts him up the rest of the way and leads him over toward the corner… he BASHES SQ’s skull into the top turnbuckle! Now a European Uppercut! Drake follows the uppercut with a combination of lefts and rights into SQ’s midsection!
ETR: He grabs SQ by the arm.. and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner! BUT SQ KICKS HIS LEGS UP!! Drake stumbles away… as SQ propels himself to the top rope!! He jumps from the top!! DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE THAT DROPS DRAKE BLAKE TO THE CANVAS!! SQ85 hooks the leg of Drake again just as SG2 is regaining alertness!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… But SG2 breaks the pin, diving on top of SQ!!
Deadprez: SG2 lifts SQ to his feet… and attempts to whip him off the ropes! But SQ swings around and counters with a Reverse Irish Whip that sends the Interwire Champ to the ropes… SG2 rebounds back… and SQ ducks his shoulder, sending SG2 UP and OVER the top rope and down to the floor with a Back Body Drop!
ETR: Drake is still down… and with SG2 out of the ring, SQ climbs back up to the top rope! But he needs to look out for Tyler Parker!! PARKER SPRINTS INTO THE RING AND PUSHES ONE OF SQ’S LEGS OFF THE ROPE!! SQ is caught up on the top rope… and Tyler Parker sends a stomp into the back of Drake’s head while he’s down… Parker turns back to Superior Quality 85… and sends a shot right across the face!
Deadprez: Tyler Parker isn’t done there though… he climbs up to the top rope with SQ! He pulls the dazed SQ85 into a front headlock and he could be going for a Superplex! But hold on! Drake Blake is back to his feet and sends a forearm to Drake Blake’s back as he’s up on the top rope with SQ under control! Drake slips under Tyler Parker and has him in position for a Powerbomb off of the top rope!
ETR: But Tyler Parker is raining down punches to the top of Drake’s head as Drake is trying to bring him down with the Powerbomb! He’s able to knock “The Man” away and remains standing on the second rope now! But SQ sends a right hand to the mouth of Parker and he falls from the second rope, standing right in front of Drake in the ring! SQ stands up on the top!! HE JUMPS OFF GOING FOR A CROSSBODY TO PARKER!!! BUT TYLER PARKER DUCKS AND SQ HITS THE CROSSBODY ON DRAKE BLAKE!! HE HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… But Tyler Parker breaks it up!
Deadprez: Drake and SQ are down as Parker turns his attention to SQ85 with Drake rolling toward the ropes… He pulls SQ up to his feet.. and sends a right hand across the face that sends SQ stumbling over toward the ropes as well! TP grabs hold of SQ and whips him across the ring into the ropes on the opposite side! SQ rebounds and Parker CHARGES looking for a clothesline… SQ ducks under it and charges toward Drake, laying near the bottom rope and SQ connects with a low dropkick that sends Drake Blake under the bottom rope and down to the ringside floor!!
ETR: SQ gets up… and he turns around— RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM TYLER PARKER!! PARKER SENDS SQ85 OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH DRAKE!! TYLER PARKER IS THE SOLE MAN IN THE RING AND HE’S LOVING THE EXCITEMENT!! THE ENERGY THAT COMES WITH THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! SG2 is fighting his way up to the apron, and climbing into the ring!
Deadprez: But before SG2 is able to get into the ring, Parker turns and heads over, bringing the champion into a front headlock while he’s standing on the apron! TYLER PARKER CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX, BRINGING SG2 OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Tyler Parker is in control as SQ and Drake are outside the ring… and SG2 is up to his knees… but Parker fixes that problem with a VISCIOUS RIGHT HAND!! SG2 is dropped back down!
ETR: SG2 is on his way back to his feet again… But Tyler Parker sends him RIGHT BACK DOWN… with a European Uppercut! Parker sends a boot to SG2’s ribs now… and he’s obviously in COMPLETE control of this match… We could be looking at the future Interwire Champion right here! Parker is stomping on the joints of SG2… trying to weaken the champ one stomp at a time… Tyler Parker leaps up for a Double Knee Drop!! But SG2 rolls out of danger right before he crashes down!
Deadprez: Parker gets up with weak knees after crashing into the canvas… and Drake Blake is back into the ring! He takes down Tyler Parker with a Shoulder Block! SG2 is in the corner.. and Blake heads over there as he grabs SG2’s head… he goes to throw a punch! But SG2 blocks it! And he fires in a few shots of his own! SG2 fights his way out of the corner… and backs Drake off all the way across the ring into the opposite corner!
ETR: SG2 whips Drake back across the ring back into the other corner! Drake hits the turnbuckles so hard that he bounces back out toward the middle… RIGHT into the arms of the waiting SG2!! SG2 catches Drake in a front headlock and connects with a Snap Suplex! SG2 is waiting for Drake to rise to his feet… he wants to put an end to his former Tag partner and this match at the same time!
Deadprez: Drake is up!! He turns around… and SG2 PULLS HIM IN!!! SMG!!! THE SMG!!!!— Drake pushes SG2 away!! He hoists SG2 UP!!! JACKHAMMER!!! DRAKE BLAKE HITS THE JACKHAMMER ON SG2!! HE COULD HAVE THE WIN SECURED RIGHT HERE, BUT HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN EXHAUSTION… HE’S CRAWLING OVER TO SG2… AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF THE CHAMPION!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… KICKOUT!! SG2 KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Drake is up… and he’s calling for SG2 to get up as well… He wants to hit that SuperSpear on the Interwire Champion! BUT SQ IS BACK IN THE RING!! HE CHARGES AT DRAKE BLAKE, BUT DRAKE SIDESTEPS HIM AND TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE!! SG2 crawls up behind Drake after the distraction from Superior Quality!! HE ROLLS HIM UP!!!
ONE!!.. TWO!!… KICKOUT!!
Deadprez: SG2 and Drake both get to their feet… as Tyler Parker slides into the ring! Drake brings SG2 in… and connects with a Belly To Belly Suplex! Parker turns Drake around… And he’s able to lift him up onto his shoulders!!! Steamroller!! Tyler Parker connects with a big Steamroller! Parker goes for the pin on Drake!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… Drake gets a leg over the bottom rope!!
ETR: Tyler gets to his feet, rather frustrated…. and SQ85 rolls back in!!! He gets to his feet as Tyler turns in his direction! Dropkick!!! A dropkick that drops Tyler to the canvas! SQ rises to his feet… and he eyes SG2 across the ring… SG2 is up, and SQ85 sends a quick boot to his midsection and brings him in!! HE’S GOING FOR THE QUALITY DRIVER!! BUT WAIT!! SG2 SOMEHOW SLIPS OUT OF THE QUALITY DRIVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!
Deadprez: SG2 WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND SQ… SMG!!! THE SMG FROM SG2!!!! THE CHAMPION GOES IN FOR THE PIN AND TO RETAIN!!!
Deadprez: WAIT!! TYLER PARKER BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! SG2 gets up to face Parker… Tyler send an elbow to his face!! SG2 is dazed… and Parker hits the ropes…. bounces back… ACROSS THE PARK!!! THE SPINNING FACEBUSTER IS CONNECTED WITH PERFECTION AS PARKER QUICKLY DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWW…. INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNN…. “MAINSTREAM” TYYYYLERRRRRRR… PARRRKERRRRRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: WOW!! THE ROOKIE TYLER PARKER IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!! THE NEWEST INTERIWRE CHAMPION AS HE DEFEATS SG2, SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 AND DRAKE THE MAN BLAKE!!
ETR: This guy is great.. so Dashing and such a head turner… Now he’s the champion.. I KNEW this guy had it in him!
Deadprez: But hold on… I’m hearing something about some commotion backstage between CM Banks, Hurricane Hawk and Maria!
(Camera fades into the Generation Genesis locker room)
CM Banks: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! HAWK, YOU WERE MY BEST MAN… YOU WERE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND YOU GO AHEAD AND DITCH MY BACHELOR PARTY… THAT’S ONE THING… BUT THE REASON YOU MISSED IT IS CUZ YOU WERE DOING THE DIRTY WITH MY GIRL ALL NIGHT?! GIMME A BREAK… AND THEN YOU BOTH LIE TO ME ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS!!
Maria: It’s not as bad as it sounds!
CM Banks: SHUT UP BITCH… I DON’T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE FROM YOU… WE’RE DONE… AND SO ARE WE, HAWK…
Hurricane Hawk: Don’t try and sugar coat it Maria… Alright Banks… I’ll man up. I did it. I slept with your wife. But you were treating her better than the ENTIRE Genesis!
CM Banks: Don’t you DARE turn this around on ME… You’re the one that was with my wife!
(CM Banks shoves Hurricane Hawk into the wall)
(Maria goes and hangs onto Banks’ arm to try and stop him)
CM Banks: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
(Banks grabs Maria and throws her by the hair on top of Hawk)
CM Banks: NOW YOU GUYS CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT… ALRIGHT?! GO AHEAD, CLOSE THE DOOR, LOCK IT… HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT TONIGHT… BE MY GUEST…
(CM Banks walks out and slams the door behind him)
(Ominous music plays as the House of Horrors cage descends upon the ring)
Announcer: The following match is the EAW House of Horrors match. And it is scheduled for one fall and the losing teams captain will be fired on the spot.
(GTL World Orders music plays)
Announcer: Introducing first I give to you the members of the GTL World Order…Cyclone…Matt…George…Viper.
(Cyclone and Viper walk out without GC and Matt)
HYC: Whats going on here,why is half of the GTL World Order walking out here. I mean why is this going down like this Stew.
(Cyclone is handed a mic)
Cyclone: Kevin ive got an idea,GC and Matt are backstage waiting to come out. But my idea is that this. The House of Horrors match,your creation should have the four men with the most hate towards each other dont you. So what im suggesting is that you leave Blood and Demon backstage and you and your “life partner” come on out so there can be a closure to this.
(La Secta Apocalypticas music hits)
Announcer: And now introducing their opponents…The Dark Emperor and Kevin Devastation…La Secta Apocalyptica
(Kevin Devastation and Dark Emperor walk out alone towards the ring)
(DING DING DING)
HYC: Here is the one and only LSA,the most dominant tag team ive ever seen here standing before us taking on Cyclone and Viper and taking cyclones career from him Stew. And as Kevin clinches the door before entering this hellacious structure he looks at Cyclone square in the face and says “Theres No Escape Now”…And Kevin slams the door behind him now.
Stew: So your gonna let your personal feelings go against the match again Chico? I mean I know your friends with these guys because they are as low as you,but come on. But anyway here we go folks,Cyclone and Kevin Devastation have so much history in 2010…but LSA and Viper have a years worth of regrets to come back from now in this match. And its on folks as all four men are brawling,not wrestling but brawling like maniacs here.
HYC: And look at LSA go there Stew, Cyclone is holding his own alittle against the Deadman but poor little Viper is overpowered by The Dark Emperor now,who already has thrown Viper outside the ring to the ringside floor as Cyclone is somehow still holding his own against the Deadman.
Stew: And looky here Chico,that big bad DE you like so much just got a drop toe hold into the steel wall of this cage. And Viper now gonna take one of those many weapons hanging up there down,and he chooses a…ROLL OF BARBEDWIRE!!! And Viper takes it as a whip now…AND HE WHIPS DE ACROSS THE BACK NOW WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE. AND DE WINCES IN PAIN ALREADY.
HYC: HE WILL GET BACK IN IT STEW,BECAUSE LOOK INTO THE RING AT HOW KEVIN DEVASTATION HAS A SMALL ADVANTAGE NOW ON CYCLONE AFTER A KICK TO THE GUT…AND THERES THE DECAPITATOR, A SICK FACEBUSTER DOWN IN THE CENTER. AND HERES A PINFALL EARLY
Stew: Not enough now Chico,Kevin will have to do alot more than that if he wants this victory tonight to save his career. But Kevin isnt done as he slides to the outside of the ring and grabs himself a shovel off the side of that cell,and Kevin slides back into the ring now. And Kevin Devastation has that shovel in hand waiting for Cyclone to get to his feet.
HYC: As the winner of this match gets ready to end it,The Dark Emperor is back in control here trying to wear down Viper,which I think he might be close to doing here catching Viper with a RELEASE T-BONE EMPERORPLEX INTO A BARBEDWIRE BOARD HUNG FROM THE CAGE!!! And DE grabs a shovel off his side of the cage and enters the ring himself now. And these two have shovels in their hands waiting for Cyclone to rise. And he does as DE and KD BOTH SWING FOR THE FENCES WITH A DOUBLE SHOVEL TO THE CRANIUM HERE FOLKS!!!!
Stew: NO IT ISNT THERE CHICO,BECAUSE CYCLONE RAN FROM THOSE SHOVELS AND CYCLONE WENT OFF THEROPES FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN!!! And Cyclone now kicks Kevin Devastation out of the ring and focuses on the Dark Emperor now. And Cyclone picks up that shovel that was almost cracked across his head! And DE is getting up…AND CYCLONE CRACKS THE SHOVEL ACROSS DARK EMPERORS SKULL…AND HERES A PINFALL
Chico: YES YES YES,DE KICKS OUT AND SAVES THE CAREER OF OUR LEADER ON DYNASTY! And Cyclone leaves DE in the ring and goes out after Kevin Devastation, who is on his hands and knees outside the ring looking for a weapon under the ring. And Kevin Devastation finds one folks, as he pulls out a…CYCLONE WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE BACK OF KDs SKULL BEFORE HE CAN PULL OUT HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!!! And Cyclone now grabs a back of thumbtacks from the wall of this cell and throws them into the ring. And OUTTA NOWHERE VIPER SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ONTO THE DARK EMPEROR STEW!
Stew: And Chico,Viper just got back into this one with a bang brother,and he has DE down and almost out now as he picks up Dark Emperor and lays him into the corner of the ring. and Cyclone now has Kevins face pressed against that board of barbs there ripping and tearing at his forehead as you can see the blood running down this poor mans face. And Cyclone lets Kevins face go as Viper runs across the far rops and hits a HUGE DROPKICK to the face of DE!
HYC: And Cyclone looks at the top of that structure and sees the cinderblock dangling near the top. Cyclone motions for Viper to come help him. And those two walk over to the corner of the cell and turn the crank to lower that block lower closer to the center of the ring. And Cyclone picks up Kevin Devastation and rolls him into the ring now. And Cyclone rolls in with him there and picks up Kevin Devastation as viper goes back over to Dark emperor. And Cyclone hits a huge right hand to Devastation.
Stew: And Kevin stumbles back against the ropes and comes back with a huge bomb with a right hand of his own now…AND CYCLONE WITH A HUGE RIGHT…..AND DEVASTATION WITH THE RIGHT HAND! AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN…AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN…AND CYCLONE…AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN DUCKS THE THIRD AND GLIDES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND HITS A HUGE FLYING CLOTHESLINE…
HYC: And Kevin Devastation just sat up,come on big man we can win this one for you and get rid of the boy. And DAMN stew look at this,Kevin Devastation got that second wind he needed,and here comes Viper in to stop the party…BUT IS CAUGHT BY THE THROAT HERE,COME ON STEW WHERES YOUR BOY NOW…ND THATS ALL SHE WROTE FOLKS AS KEVIN DEVASTATION JUST HIT THE HELLRAISER ON VIPER.
Stew: But look out there Chico,Cyclone from behind gonna hit Kevin Devastation with that bag of thumbtacks now. And Kevin gets cracked across the back of the skull with that bag of thumbtacks. And Cyclone reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs now, and staring at Dark Emperor. And Cyclone drags a nearly unconcious Dark Emperor to the middle of the ring near that cinderblock. And Cyclone pulls DEs hands through the holes in that block and HE HANDCUFFS de INTO THAT LARGE BLOCK!?!?!?!?!?
HYC: And Viper is on the outside of the ring now near that crank,and he is turning it folks, NO NO NO NOT THIS WAY as Dark Emperor is slowly being raised above the ring tied to that cinderblock,and KD is in this one alone now as he is trying to get up now. And Cyclone is pouring the thumbtacks in the middle of the ring now. And Kevin is using the ropes to get up…AND HERE COMES THAT SNAKE VIPER WAITING FOR KEVIN TO STAND, AND HE IS UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…AND HES BACK DOWN THROAT FIRST ON THE ROPES AS VIPER FLIES ACROSS THE RING…619 DIALED UP HERE,AND KEVIN IS ON WABBLY LEGS AS VIPER SPRINGBOARDS WITH A HURRICANRANA INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF CYCLONE….
Stew: AND CY HAS HIM UP FOR THE F-U NOW…THE END OF AN ERA IS UPON US NOW FOLKS. AND CYCLONE GONNA TRY AND FLIP THE BIG MAN NOW…
HYC: NO NO NO, KEVIN SLITHERS DOWN THE SPINE OF CYCLONE NOW,AND CY TERMS AROUND AS KEVIN DEVASTATION SCOOPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER NOW…AND VIPER COMES RUNNING INTO A BIG BOOT FROM KD…HERE COMES THE CRUCIFIXION AND THE END OF CYCLONES CAREER!!!
STEW: NO CHICO,CYCLONE SLIDES DOWN KDs BACK,AND AS KEVIN TERMS AROUND HE IS MET WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH…AND CYCLONE BRINGS HIM IN NOW AND DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS KEVIN DEVASTATION!?!??!?!?!
HYC: NOOOOOOOO AND CYCLONE LIFTS KEVIN UP…..D.O.A DOWN ONTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS NOW!!!!!DEVASTATION ON ARRIVAL FROM CYCLONE TO THE ORIGINATOR OF THAT MOVE…AND CYCLONE HAS AN ARM OVER HIM
ANNOUNCER: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, CYCLONE AND VIPER!!!!!
HYC: No…(HYC takes off his headset and stands up walking towards the cage)…
Stew: As you all can see my broadcast partner has lost his biased again and is mourning the loss of what must be a good friend in Kevin Devastation. And Cyclone has left the ring with Viper as Kevin is still motionless,and Dark Emperor is being heped back to the back. And Kevin slowly but surely sits up in the ring holding his head looking to the ceiling. Kevin Devastation for once folks is getting a standing ovvation from our crowd.
(Crowd claps as Kevin Devastation makes his way backstage)
(Camera fades backstage to the Heart Break Boy and Alexander Da Vinci in Santa hats. HBB is playing a piano, playing “Jingle Bells”)
ADV: ♫ Jingle Bells… DEDEDE smells.. like he’s been on the computer for monnnthsss… He’s got no friends, his career never ends and compared us he suckssss ♫
HBB: Oh, good one Vinch…
ADV: Hey, take it easy… It’s hard to come up with cheesy jokes and sing at the same time…
HBB: You were never one for multi-tasking… But whatever…
(Mr. DEDEDE busts into the room)
ADV: Oh, hey DEDEDE! Did you hear my singing?…
Mr. DEDEDE: I was watching that garbage in HD… And HBB, I could see every wrinkle on your face.
HBB: Ohohoho! He’s got jokes too! Alright, DEDEDE… I’ll admit it, I’m getting up there in age by now… But hey, so are you… But there is one difference. I still have fans…
Mr. DEDEDE: DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M HERE FOR FANS?! FANS ARE THE LEAST OF MY CONCERNS… I’M THE EAW CHAMPION… A MULTI-TIME EAW CHAMPION AT THAT… HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO STRAP THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PIECE OF GOLD THIS INDUSTRY HAS EVER SEEN AROUND YOUR WAIST, HUH HBB?….
ADV: Alright, DEDEDE… let’s not get into this childish argument…
Mr. DEDEDE: You of all people are calling ME childish?
(Mr. DEDEDE swings a right hand at ADV, but ADV ducks under it and twists behind DEDEDE, bringing him into a Head and Shoulders)
ADV: Save it for later… K Champ?
(ADV lets go of Mr. DEDEDE and shoves him out the door)
(HBB waves and closes the door in DEDEDE’s face)
ADV: Why’d you close the door? We have to get out there for our match…
HBB: Oh… right…
(ADV and HBB leave the room as the camera fades out to the ring)
Announcer: And the following match is scheduled for one fall…And it is for the EAW Championship. Introducing first,the challengers…they are Alexander Da Vinci and The Heart Break Boy… DYNASTYYYYY-X!!!!
(Dynasty Xs music blares across the arena as HBB and ADV come out throwing DX gear to the fans)
HYC: Two guys who are friends, and could possibly be the two guys who take the stranglehold on the EAW Title away from Mister DEDEDE, And speaking of DDD now…I can see the smoke rising up now from the stage.
Announcer: And their opponent, he is the Rated R Superstar…and the current EAW Champion….MISTER…DE…DE…DE!!!!!
(Mister DEDEDEs music blares as he walks through the curtain and down to the ring holding his EAW Title)
Stew: And the champion himself looking ready tonight. If a man never looked so ready for a match. Mister DDD must have a million ideas going through his head at the moment.
(DING DING DING)
HYC: And its on here folks,Mister DEDEDE looks at The Heart Break Boy,who is looking at ADV,who is starring a hole through DDD here folks. And ADV and DDD go straight to a lock up while HBB is sliding out of the ring?!?!? And ADV hits a huge right hand to DDD, and another, and ADV is going to town on DDD as The Heart Break Boy is leaving through the crowd?
Stew: Looks like HBB just isnt feeling it tonight,because he is deep into the crowd now out of sight,and ADV has DDD in the corner hitting shoulder blocks to the mans midsection. And Alexander Da Vinci irish whips DDD to the opposite turnbuckle and goes in for a HUGE KNNE LIFT…BUT DDD REVERSES IT AND ALEX GOES UP AND OVER DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH HIS LEFT ARM SLAMMING ON THE STEEL STEPS!
HYC: And Mister DEDEDE slides out of the ring and goes near our time keepers table. And DDD getting some hardware now as he grabs the hammer from the bell keeper. And Mister DDD uses that hammer and blasts it across the left elbow pad of ADV causing it to rip and tear,and ADV is holding that elbow. As Mister DDD rolls him near the steps and puts ADVs arm onto the bottom step. AND DDD STOMPS ON THAT ELBOW REPEATEDLY!!!
Stew: This man is sick Chico,he is stomping on the mans arm,which is bleeding now as a result of that hammer shot from earlier. And Mister DDD leaves ADV and searches under the ring for another instrument of Dynasty Xs destruction. And he pulls ou a table and slides it into the ring now. And Mister DDD grabs ADV and slides him into the ring. And Mister DDD gets that time keepers hammer again and slides into the ring.
HYC: AND DDD SWINGS THIS TIME FOR ADVS FACE WITH THAT HAMMER!!!…BUT ADV DUCKS IT AND HITS A BACK BODY DROP SENDING DDD DOWN ONTO THAT TABLE LAYING ON THE MAT!!! And ADV trying to get the feeling back into that arm stomps on Mister DDDs mid section. And Alex is trying to set up that table now near the corner…AND HBB IS BACK FOLKS!
Stew: And HBB is not alone as it seems,as he is walking back towards the ring now with…cotton candy in his hand? Did he really just skip half this match and let his partner go one on one against Mister DDD so he could get some cotton candy? Of all the most degenerate peices of…
HYC: And Stew,dont forget about the drink,HBB went to get a snack and now he is sitting at ringside like an ordinary fan. And ADV has the table set up as he spots HBB sitting,and ADV picks up DDD and scoop slams him down to the mat before sliding out of the ring going near HBB.
Stew: What the hell is this Chico,HBB is handing ADV the drink and sits the cotton candy down as HBB slides into the ring as ADV sits down now. And HBB now waits for DDD to get up as he starts stretching and acting like this is gonna be hard. HBB is one of the greatest to ever step in a ring wrestling getting ready to face a man whos had to go against one of the youngest most dominating guys here today. And DDD is up near that table and HBB runs at him now and goes for a FLYING FOREARM SENDING HIM AND DDD OVER THE TABLE DOWN NEAR THE CORNER!!!
HYC: And HBB slides outta the ring now and searches for a weapon himself. And HBB pulls out a ladder now, and boy does he look happy, you can see a little devilish smile on the face of The Heart Break Boy. And HBB slides that ladder into the ring through the second rope now…BUT DDD JUMPS UP AND USES HIS OWN BODY AND CAUSES THAT LADDER TO CATAPULT BACK INTO HBBs FACE!!!
Stew: And DDD grabs the ladder and slides it into the ring. And DDD now trying to get up and set up that ladder now in the middle of the ring now. And ADV has seen enough as he tries to stumble into the ring still holding that left arm as he goes to strike DDD with a HUGE RIGHT HAND…BUT MISTER DDD DUCKS IT,SPINS ADV AROUND, AND NOW BRINGS ADV IN FOR THE DEDEDE DDT!!!
HYC: NOOOOO ADV SPINS OUT AND GOES FOR THE DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! And HBB is sliding into the ring now. And ADV looks at HBB and pats his leg,and HBB gets ready now for alittle Sweet Chin Music…and ADV picks up DDD and holds him for HBB to hit it…
Stew: AND HBB GOES FOR SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MISTER DDD TRYING TO END HIS TITLE REIGN TONIGHT!!!…NO NO NO, DDD DUCKED IT AND IS HEADING OFF THE ROPES AS HBB HITS ADV CAUSING HIM TO FALL ONTO THAT TABLE…AND DDD BACK OFF THE ROPES WITH THE SPEAR ON THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!
HYC: And here it is,DDD has the match won now folks. But DDD looks at that ladder again…and stares at ADV…and back at that ladder. DDD is climbing that ladder up to the top,rung by rung is like another step closer to the “egde” for this champions title reign. And DDD looks down at ADV and looks up at the sky.
DDD: I UNDERSTAND!
Stew: SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ACROSS ALEXANDER DA VINCI AND THAT TABLE BREAKING THE TWO MEN IN HALF…VINTAGE DDD,OLDSCHOOL DDD,NEWSCHOOL DDD, ITS ALL ROLLED INTO ONE TONIGHT…AND DDD HAS THE PIN ON ADV AND HERES THE REF TO COUNT IT
Announcer: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…AND STILL EAW CHAMPION…MISTER DEDEDE!!!!!
HYC: DEDEDE RETAINS!!! WHAT A MATCH!!! MR. DEDEDE IS ABLE TO PIN ADV FOR THE WIN!! WHO SAYS THIS GUY CAN’T STILL COMPETE… NOT ONLY CAN HE DO IT… BUT HE CAN DO IT AT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEVEL… THIS GUY STILL HAS A TON LEFT IN THE TANK!
Stew-O: I’m not gonna take anything away from DEDEDE… If anyone said he’s a has-been… he’s proving them all wrong with not only his words… but his actions as well… No doubt that he’s STILL one of the greatest and top performers in the business….
(Camera fades backstage to RRS watching his last few matches with HRDO in his locker room)
(A shadow is seen stepping up to the doorway)
(Camera pans up to the doorway, revealing Y2Impact smiling at RRS)
(RRS gets up to fight)
Y2Impact: Hey… hey… Take it easy now. I’m not here to cause any trouble…
RRS: Why are you in here then? I’m trying to prepare…
Y2Impact: I just wanted to let you know that I’m around… Good luck tonight… “buddy”
(Y2Impact takes a baseball bat that he was hiding behind his back)
(He swings and RRS closes his eyes in preparation for the shot, with no time to dodge)
(Instead of hitting RRS, the baseball bat cracks the screen of the TV RRS was watching)
(Impact flashes RRS a smile, then leaves, closing the door behind him)
(Camera fades back out to ringside)
Announcer: This contest is scheduled for a ONE FALL! And it is for… the EEEEAAAAWWWW WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAMPIONSHIP!!!
(The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music blasts through the arena)
Announcer: Introducing first, the Challenger! Hailing from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds! THE RATED R.. SHAMAN OF SEXXXYYYYYYYY!!!!
Deadprez: And here he comes! Here’s the Rated R Shaman! And his expression, as he walks towards the ring, says it all! He is absolutely HELLBENT on claming World Championship gold, but there’s a long road ahead if he is to do so!
(The lights turn red as flames shoot up from the stage. HRDO’s music hits)
Announcer: And approaching the ring, from Orlando, Florida.. weighing in at 290 pounds! He is the Current, Reigning WORRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONNNN… H-R-D-O!!!
ETR: If RRS is to claim that gold, he’ll have to go through this man. HRDO! And the champ has confidence in his eyes, in his own right! But who will emerge with a victory tonight in front of this sold out No Regards crowd?
Deadprez: They both want it, that’s for sure, and I do believe we’re getting under way!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: This World Championship Match… This MAIN EVENT has BEGUN! HRDO and RRS are standing face-to-face, toe-to-toe, they LOCK UP! RRS quickly grabs HRDO and pulls him into a Headlock.. he throws him against the ropes, now RRS connects with an Arm Drag that drops the champion to the canvas!
ETR: RRS with the first spark of offense, but HRDO is quick to his feet.. they exchange some hard shots to the jaw, but RRS slaps a Knife-Edged Chop to HRDO’s chest! And he goes in again, and again! You can hear the slaps of those chops around this sold-out arena! RRS goes for another chop… but HRDO with an Elbow to the BACK of RRS’ SKULL!! He follows up with a kick to the gut… and now Irish whips RRS toward the corner. HRDO CHARGES at him, drops to his knees and drives an elbow to RRS’ gut! RRS leans over in pain.. and HRDO jumps up and brings a KNEE right to RRS’ face!! HRDO wraps a hand around his throat, choking RRS out now!! Look at the power and the evil eyes of HRDO!! But RRS chops down at HRDO’s arm, forcing him to release the choke! RRS and HRDO both hit the ropes… and bounce back… BOTH hitting each other with a clothesline!
Deadprez: Both men get back up, HRDO goes with a hard knee shot to the gut of RRS.. and HRDO downs the challenger with a Snap Suplex, followed by an elbow drop to the mid-section!! RRS doesn’t take long to jump up to his feet and HRDO whips him across the ring and throws him RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES!! DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A THUD!!!
ETR: The crowd is behind RRS in this match and HRDO is hearing the boos… But this is a title match and a seasoned veteran like HRDO isn’t gonna let the boos get to him! He’s had the upper hand over his rival thus far… But RRS is climbing back up onto the apron! HOLD ON!.. HRDO sprints at him! BIG CLOTHESLINE!!! RRS tumbles back down to the floor! HRDO follows him out now… Stomping on the joints of RRS on the outside trying to weaken this tough opponent!
Deadprez: RRS is getting to his feet… BUT HRDO CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM BEHIND!! THE AGGRESION OF THE WORLD CHAMPION IS ASTOUNDING!!! HRDO drags RRS toward the steel steps, RRS rolls away and jumps up with a combination of punches knocking the champ away! RRS brings HRDO in and BASHES his skull into the base of the Steel Steps!! He brings HRDO into a front-headlock now… DDT TO THE STEPS NOW!!! HRDO yells out in pain!! HRDO seems to be fading a bit as RRS slides into the ring, heading off the ropes! BASEBALL SLIDE!! A Baseball Slide from RRS! HRDO falls down outside the ring! HRDO is slowly rising back up… but RRS is not done there! He’s climbing to the top!!!.. RRS LEAPS!!! LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE AT HRDO ON THE OUTSIDE!! CROSSBODY!!!! BUT HOLD ON!!! HRDO IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF DANGER!!
ETR: HRDO moves out the way and RRS gets the NOTHING half of his All-Or-Nothing dive! Into the ringside floor! This is HRDO’s chance to make a comeback as he looks to capitalize BIG TIME on RRS here! HRDO’s gonna flip that ring apron over and reach under the ring for a weapon! He grabs a STEEL CHAIR!! HRDO grabs hold of RRS’ leg… and he PLACES IT IN THE OPENING OF THE STEEL CHAIR!! HE LAYS RRS’ LEG ON THE STEEL STEPS AS ITS TRAPPED IN THAT CHAIR… AND HE’S STOMPING AWAY!!! STOMPING ON THAT LEG AS IT LAYS ON THE STEEL STEPS, STUCK IN THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!
Deadprez: RRS is SCREAMING in pain!! But HRDO WARNED RRS earlier tonight that he’d have to find out of HRDO’s dominance the HARD way… and this is it right here!! HRDO climbs up to the apron now… and he SPRINTS ACROSS!! JUMPING FROM THE APRON AND LANDING A LEGDROP OVER RRS’ LEG WITH THE CHAIR STILL ATTATCHED!! HRDO lifts RRS… and connects with a few more shots to the jaw and the mouth, he can knock RRS clean out of consciousness with those fists of FURY!
ETR: Those closed fists don’t stop here either… RRS seems to be struggling big time with HRDO in this match! And look at this!! RRS has a stream of BLOOD flowing down his face! I haven’t seen HRDO like this in a long while! He’s really sticking it to RRS tonight and I don’t know if RRS is going to be able to turn this around!!
Deadprez: HRDO grabs RRS… and he’s got him grounded on the outside! HRDO drops down… and HE LOCKS RRS INTO THE SANDTRAP… PRESSING HARD ON RRS’ OPEN WOUND ON HIS HEAD!!! RRS CAN’T TAP OUT HERE… NOT IF HE WANTS TO TAKE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! RRS is DESPERATELY trying to find a way out of HRDO’s Sandtrap.. But HRDO only tightens the hold!! AH… YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD FROM RRS’ FACE SPILILNG OUT OVER HRDO’S HANDS AS HE TIGHTENS THE CROSSFACE!!! HE’S LITERALLY SQUEEZING THE BLOOD OUT OF RRS!!! RRS is fading more and more minute by minute… second by SECOND at this point!
ETR: RRS is trying to slither away from HRDO… and look! He’s got it!! RRS is able to wriggle his way out of the Sandtrap, SOMEHOW!! Both men rise to their feet… and RRS jumps up with a Standing Dropkick that knocks HRDO backward and into the Steel Steps!! HRDO collides with the steel and now RRS has a big chance to come back in this World Championship match!
Deadprez: RRS rises back up… and HRDO is seated against the steps… HRDO can’t believe RRS is standing over him now after that huge string of painful offensive maneuvers that the champ inflicted on his prey! HRDO is using his head as he looks to land a boot to the same leg he was stomping into only a few minutes ago to try and disable RRS! But RRS LEAPS over the kick, and SMACKS A KICK OF HIS OWN RIGHT UNDER HRDO’S CHIN AS HE’S SEATED AGAINST THE STEPS!!
ETR: RRS is down too, out of exhaustion.. out of pain.. this has already been such a great match! RRS is trying to crawl towards HRDO for a possible pin on the outside of the ring as the Referee is standing by! RRS makes his way over there, getting an arm across his chest! THIS VERY WELL COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. HRDO POWERS OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!
Deadprez: RRS looks very frustrated and very tired already!!… You can tell that HRDO is getting to him a bit even when RRS has control of the match… RRS grabs HRDO.. and he’s dragging him over toward our announce tables!! Retreat! Retreat!!
ETR: RRS tosses the announce table cover and the monitors to the ground! The table is all clear and RRS grabs one of those monitors as he lifts HRDO up to his feet!!! RRS CLOCKS HRDO OVER THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THE MONITORS AS THE GLASS SHATTERS AND HRDO FALLS OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! HRDO IS BUSTED OPEN AS WELL NOW!!!.. RRS slides back into the ring slowly now, with HRDO collapsed over our table… He’s CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! OH MY GOD!!! RRS LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE TOWARD THE TABLE!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM RRS ONTO HRDO AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Deadprez: WOW!!! THAT’S UNBELIEVEABLE!!! THE SHOW THESE GUYS ARE PUTTING ON IS UNREAL!!! Both RRS and HRDO are a bloddy MESS!! At this point… EITHER man can make a pin and win… but BOTH are out cold here on the floor laying on top of the wreckage of our announce table!! RRS is the first to stir.. and he’s slowly turning himself around so he can get himself in a pinfall position over the World Champion, H-R-D-O…
ETR: This WILL do it right here if RRS can get the pin on HRDO… I’d bet my house on it! RRS DROPS! RIGHT OVER HRDO ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR HERE AS THE REFEREE RUSHES TO RINGSIDE TO MAKE THE COUNT!! END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!! I’M CALLING IT!!
ONE!!!.. TWO!!!…. THR— HRDO ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!! PURE INSTINCT!!! THAT MUST’VE BEEN AN INVOLUNTARY REFLEX… CUZ THESE GUYS ARE BEAT UP BEYOND THEIR LIMITS!!!
Deadprez: I guess it’s time for you to go shopping for a new house, ETR!! HRDO kicks out somehow!! This match spilled out of the ring early-on… and it hasn’t returned since… The squared circle can’t contain these guys! Two of the most BRUTAL men we’ve EVER SEEN in this business!! HRDO is reaching up at the barricade wall… trying to pull himself up to his feet, but he’s on wobbly legs… RRS is doing the same… and RRS is the first to his feet as he pulls HRDO up the rest of the way!
ETR: RRS leads HRDO over toward the ring… and he rolls him back under the bottom rope! HRDO is laying on the canvas as RRS crouches down in the corner… calling for HRDO to rise to his feet! He’s setting up for the Spear!! HRDO pushes himself up.. and RRS CHARGES!!!!! RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT!!! BIG BOOT FROM HRDO!!! THE AGILE BEAST REACTING SO QUICK HE’S ABLE TO STOP RRS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!!
Deadprez: HRDO is staring down at RRS with a smile… RRS is struggling to get up… and he’s on his feet… BARELY! HRDO hits the ropes… and bounces back toward RRS, LUNGING AT HIM FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET— TERROR POCKET!!!! WHAT A TERROR POCKET AS HE CATCHES RRS, AND DROPS HIM WITH THAT SIDESLAM!!! HOOKING THE LEG NOW!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. AND STILLLL… WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNN… H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!
ETR: HRDO RETAINS!! What a victory for HRDO, successfully defending his championship for the first time since winning it in the Extreme Elimination Chamber a month ago!
Deadprez: Congratulations are certainly in order… since coming back to EAW, it’s been a long road… but one that has paid off for HRDO as he’s now viewed as perhaps the top performer in EAW today! What a show we’ve had… what a main event we had! But signing off for ETR, Stew-O, and Chico… Deadprez here bidding you goodnight.
( No Regards logo flashes )
( EAW logo buzzes )