(EAW logo plays.)
(SCREEN BAR — EARLIER TODAY.)
(We get an outside look of the EAW Performance Center where Midsummer Massacre will be held. It cuts to backstage where we see Ronan Malosi dressed in his Apple Bee’s uniform, carrying a black duffle-bag. He walks through the halls of the Performance Center, a huge smile on his face. Ronan looks at the camera.)
Ronan Malosi: Hey, I’m Ronan Malosi.. ‘Hot Take King’, and, ‘The Hottest Free Agent’, and just recently Employee of the Month.
(Ronan Malosi points and laughs at random stagehand in the back.)
Ronan Malosi: But you know that already.
Random Stagehand: :skip:
(Ronan Malosi continues to walk, nodding at everyone he passes.)
Ronan Malosi: Showdown should be ecstatic to have me. My hot takes and my customer service expertise are going to take this show to places it’s never been before.
(Ronan Malosi stops as he gets to a set of doors that say ‘Entrance Prohibited – Athlete Locker Room’. A security guard stands at the entrance, but only shakes his head upon seeing Ronan.)
Ronan Malosi: We’re going to top Dynasty…we’re going to top Voltage…we’re going to be the BIG dogs on campus. All because of me!
(Ronan Malosi throws the doors opened and holds his arms out.)
Ronan Malosi: Please, everyone hold your applause. You can all stay seated.
(Lucas Johnson and TNT are in view and just shake their head in disbelief at Ronan’s arrogance.)
Ronan Malosi: No champagne for the hottest free agent in the EAW?
(Ronan Malosi looks around, waiting for someone to acknowledge him.)
Ronan Malosi: That’s okay, I don’t touch that stuff anyway. It makes my stomach hurt.
(Ronan Malosi saunters into the locker room, nodding at Strawberry Steve.)
Ronan Malosi: Hey rook!
(Strawberry Steve just kicks back. He lowers his sunglasses and leans against the inside of his locker.)
Ronan Malosi: Good for nothing bum. :wow:
(Bronson Daniels turns around and almost runs into Ronan Malosi.)
Ronan Malosi: Oh hey there, Champ. Are you ready for your big match tonight?
(Bronson Daniels shakes his head and walks away.)
Ronan Malosi: Fuck you, too … pot smoking idiot.
(Ronan Malosi continues walking, everyone trying their best to ignore him. He finally gets to an empty locker with no one around and tosses his bag into the locker.)
??? : Woah there, buddy. What in the BLUE HELL do you think you’re doing?
(Ronan Malosi turns around to see The Woogieman dressed in his wrestling gear with his sunglasses pushed down.)
Ronan Malosi: Um…I’m putting on my ring gear so I can start getting ready..? Duh.
Woogieman: That’s all fine and all but uh… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOOG’S LOCKER?
Ronan Malosi: Your locker… It’s completely empty and besides I didn’t see your name on it.
(Ronan Malosi confused turns to the locker to discover Woogieman’s name printed across the back in bold letters ‘ WOOGIEMAN ‘ with his Bhampionship Belt hanging in the center of it.)
Woogieman: So let me get this straight, you dumbass. You mean to tell me YOU WALKED INTO THE WOOG’S SHOW. THE WOOG’S LOCKER ROOM, GOT COMFORTABLE IN THE WOOG’S PERSONAL SPACE AND THEN TO TOP IF OFF YOU DISRESPECT THE WOOG BY ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T SEE HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION.. THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPIONSHIP?
Ronan Malosi: :krabs: Wait… that wasn’t there a minute ago.. I swear..
The Woogieman: Get the hell out of here kid before The Woog sticks his foot so far up your ass you cough up toenails. And why the hell do you smell like french fries?
Ronan Malosi: :mjwhat: Just take it easy man I’m leaving… damn
(Ronan Malosi gets up to turn around where he’s met by Ryan Wilson and his three security guards.)
Ryan Wilson: Hello, Mr. Malosi. Might I ask what you’re doing here?
Ronan Malosi: What does it look like? I’m trying to get dressed but it doesn’t look like you’ve made the right accommodations for the Hottest Free Agent in EAW.
Ryan Wilson: My thoughts exactly. See, this is the Showdown Locker room, where members of the Showdown roster get ready for matches. You, Mr. Malosi, are not a member of Showdown yet- and barring any sort of miracles tonight – you won’t ever be a member of Showdown. So in short I’m saying Mr. Malosi you do not have the proper credentials to get dressed here.
Ronan Malosi: Haha, very funny. Let me guess you want me to get dressed in the women’s locker room, because I’m a female right?
Ryan Wilson: Oh God no… I’d never subject my female Elitist to such forms of cruelty. No one wants to see a balding middle-aged man changing beside them.
Ronan Malosi: Then where the hell do you want me to change? A broom closet? An electrical room? … Your office? If that’s the case I’m going to be honest with you, I’m pretty sure there are some laws against that type of stuff :wow: .
Ryan Wilson: Oh don’t you worry about that Mr. Malosi, we’ve made the proper accommodations for you.
(We cut to a back door of the Performance Center that exits out into an alleyway.)
(The door opens and we see Ronan Malosi go flying through the air from mid-door. After a loud thud off screen, we see his duffle-bag make the same exit. Just think like Uncle Phil throwing out Jazz from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.)
(We cut to see Ronan Malosi laying in a puddle.)
Ronan Malosi: Dude, my shirt!! My pants!!! :noah:
Ryan Wilson: You see, Ronan, those locker rooms are reserved for actual Showdown roster members. You? You aren’t anything yet…well… you never will be after tonight. But on a side note, when you are done changing…sanitize your hands or something…and then knock on the door to be let back in. But before you re-enter …make sure you use a lot of that rain water to wash your nasty ass off- I don’t want to share a ring with a dirtball.
(We hear the door slam shut.)
(Ronan Malosi stands up from the puddle, his AppleBee’s shirt completely soaked and stained.)
Ronan Malosi: I swear, no one ever gives me the respect I deserve. But they will see once I earn that roster spot.
(Ronan Malosi takes his bag over to behind the dumpster that is half-open. He looks around making sure no one is around or watching, then places the bag on top of the dumpster and begins to undress.)
Ronan Malosi: Stupid power-tripping Ryan Dillweed. Who the fuck does he think he is? Does he not know he’s dealing with an Employee of the Month. Even got a fucking $10 gift card to prove it.
(Ronan Malosi takes off his shirt and tosses it next to his bag.)
Ronan Malosi: StarrStan wouldn’t have done this to me, nor would have Captain Charisma. They would have treated me like a king…A KING I TELL YOU!
(Ronan Malosi takes off his pants and tosses them up onto the dumpster.)
Ronan Malosi: And that’s what I deserve, to be treated like royalty.
Ronan Malosi: Not like a peas-HOLY SHIT A RAT! OH SHIT ITS A RAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!
(Ronan Malosi jumps so hard that he hit the closed lid of the dumpster, flinging his regular clothes and open duffle-bag into the open side of the dumpster.)
Ronan Malosi: Son of a BITCH!!!
(Ronan Malosi climbs up onto the top of the dumpster, dressed only in a pair of heart-covered boxer shorts. He tries to reach in to grab his bag, but the closed lid is a little wet.)
Ronan Malosi: Almost…got…
(Before he utters another word, Ronan Malosi falls head-first into the open dumpster.)
Ronan Malosi: SON OF A BITCH!!!
(Scene fades to elsewhere.)
(Slowly our scene comes into a view, showing a large wooden sign handing over a path. The sign reads ‘CAMP SHOWDOWN’. Birds can be heard tweeting off in the distance, crickets adding to the ambiance of the bright sunny day.)
Jake Smith: Come on, Bethany…I’m sorry, I really am.
(Our view quickly changes to show Jake Smith and Dr. Bethany Blue sitting in a boat, in the middle of the Camp’s lake. Dr. Blue dressed in a blue bikini top and sparkly swimming shorts…while Jake is just sporting a pair of black swimming trunks himself. Dr. Blue has her back turned to Jake, with her arms crossed across her chest. A look of pure anger is on her face as she fights to ignore Jake.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Don’t fudging talk to me, Jake.
Jake Smith: I’m sorry about the bet. I’m sorry about Alexis. I’m sorry about everything.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Lies! That is all you are, is full of lies. How can I ever trust you after this garbage that you pulled?
Jake Smith: Let me make it up to you.
Dr. Bethany Blue: How?
Jake Smith: Do you want me to stop talking to Bronson? Do you want me to pay back the twelve dollars? Done! It’s the end of the Mile High Club!
Dr. Bethany Blue: I don’t know how you even talked me to coming out onto the lake with you.
Jake Smith: Because it’s a beautiful day and it’s a beautiful lake, just like you.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Jake Smith: Then tell me what I have to do to make it up to you.
(Our view cuts to behind Jake and Bethany, from the point-of-view of something slowly rising up out of the water a foot or so, then slowly dipping back down into the water.)
(Back to in front of Jake and Bethany.)
Jake Smith: Let me take you out to dinner or something.
Dr. Bethany Blue: After summer camp is over?
Jake Smith: Yes, just me and you. I can show you I have changed. Alexis meant nothing to me. I love you, Beth.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I just don’t know if I can trust you, Jake. You broke my heart. You took something sacred, made a mockery of it…and then played me like a fool in front of the entire EAW Universe.
(Jake turns and looks behind him, placing his hand in the water and splashing it around. But there was no reaction.)
Jake Smith: All I ask for is a chance. Give me a chance to prove to you that my feelings are real. Give me a chance to-
(Before Jake could finish his sentence, a large man in a blue jumpsuit rises up from the lake, wearing a ski-mask. He wraps his arm around Jake’s neck and pulls him backwards into the water.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Give you a chance to, what? Jake?
(Dr. Bethany Blue turns around to see Jake is gone)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Very funny, Jake. Where did you go?
(The water around the boat suddenly turns red.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Jake…stop it. This isn’t-
(Before Bethany could finish her sentence, Jake’s severed head floats to the top of the water, bumping up against the boat, his mouth open wide and filled with water.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(The ear piercing scream echoes across the lake, through the woods. Dr. Blue frantically looks around, grabbing an oar from the bottom of the boat and begins to try to row away, only for a hand to reach out of the lake and grab the oar. With a hard yank, Bethany and the oar go flying into the water. The doc surfaces and gasps for air.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE!!!
(She is pulled down into the water. Bubbles can be seen rising to the surface as Dr. Blue fights to get back up…but after a while the bubbles stop and the boat is once again surrounded by blood rising to the surface.)
(The boat aimless floats through the blood filled section of the lake.)
(Our scene suddenly switches to night time, the moon shining brightly down from the sky. The sweet songs of birds have gone, and the sounds of croaking frogs join in on the cricket orchestra.)
(We see Bronson Daniels and Justin Windgate standing behind a cabin, Bronson taking a hit from a joint. Besides the moon, the joint is the only light we really see in the area.)
Bronson Daniels: I was happy to see them draft you to Showdown, man. I knew we would get that real kush shit here on the blue brand.
(He passes the joint to Windgate.)
Justin Windgate: No one understands the weed more than us, my brother.
(Justin takes a hit from the joint, but before he could pull it away…a large machete blade pierces through his mouth, splitting the joint in half.)
Bronson Daniels: What the fuck!?!?
(Bronson shoots up from sitting and looks confused as the blade retracts and the lifeless body of Justin Windgate falls to the ground. Bronson looks up to see the large man from the lake, standing there. His blue jumpsuit is dry and two eyes peer out at Daniels through the hockey mask.)
Bronson Daniels: Bro…am I trippin’?
(The monster steps forward and swipes his machete at Bronson, but the New Breed Champion jumps back…the blade ripping open his shirt.)
Bronson Daniels: Dude! My shirt! The fuck?!
(As the monster steps out from the shadows, Bronson turns and begins running down a poorly lit path, away from him.)
Bronson Daniels: What the shit kind of Summer Camp has Ryan Wilson got us into!
(Bronson turns a corner, only to crash into Alexis Chambers. Both of them hit the ground hard, Bronson on top of Alexis.)
Alexis Chambers: What the fuck, Bronson!
Bronson Daniels: Oh, hey there, cutie.
Alexis Chambers: Get the fuck off me.
Bronson Daniels: Well…while we are down here…
Alexis Chambers: Fuck you! GET OFF ME!!!
(Bronson gets off of Alexis and stands to his feet, offering a hand to her to help her up. She smacks the hand away.)
Alexis Chambers: Go to hell.
(Alexis stands to her feet and begins to brush the dirt off of herself.)
Alexis Chambers: Where’s Jake and Bethany?
Bronson Daniels: What are you talking about?
Alexis Chambers: I haven’t seen Dr. Blue since this afternoon. Jake pulled her away to talk or something.
Bronson Daniels: Listen…I’d like to help you find them too. But…something weird is going on here.
Alexis Chambers: Quit playing games, Bronson. Are you high?
Bronson Daniels: When ain’t I?
Alexis Chambers: Fine, I’ll go look for them mys-
(Alexis stops talking as she sees the monster of a man standing behind Bronson.)
Bronson Daniels: What?
Alexis Chambers: Who the fuck are you?
Bronson Daniels: Who are you t-
(Bronson turns around in time to see the monster slash down with his machete. Bronson grabs at his throat, turning back towards Alexis. Blood begins to seep through his fingers before he lets go. With a sickening sound, his head slides off his body from an angle cut on his neck. His body collapses to the ground.)
Alexis Chambers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Alexis turns and begins to run.)
(The monster takes a step and lunges his machete at her, lodging it hard between her shoulder blades. With a sickening thud, she falls to the ground. Her lifeless eyes open wide in terror as a single tear slides down her cheek into the dirt. The monster of a man slowly walks over, places a boot on Alexis’ lifeless body and pulls out his weapon.)
(The creature looks up to see Gavin Kirkland kneeling down outside of a cabin, his face pressed up against the wall.)
(We cut to an angle from within the cabin, to see Gavin peeking through a hole in the wall.)
Gavin Kirkland: This is the best idea Ryan Wilson has ever had!
(A quick cut to Gavin’s point of view and we see Harlow Reichert, Sierra Bradford, Eve, and Gina Romano standing in a woman’s locker room. Eve and Gina are in their underwear, while Harlow is wrapped in a towel. Sierra, though, is still fully clothed.)
Gavin Kirkland: Take it off…take it off…take it off…
Harlow Reichert: Are you ready for your Interwire Championship match, Sierra?
Sierra Bradford: I’ve been ready for it. Consuela has another thing coming if she thinks she is going to walk out with that title.
Eve: You got this, girl.
Gavin Kirkland: OH, you DEFINITELY got it.
(The four women watch as Gavin’s eye suddenly comes rolling across the floor. They all turn and look towards the hole in the wall, to see part of Gavin’s head crushed through it, blood pouring out onto the floor.)
All four women: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Eve, Harlow, Sierra, and Gina all go running out of the cabin…throwing open the door and running out. But with some sickening sounds, four headless bodies drop to the ground and their heads fall to the porch of the cabin. A fishing line set-up between the porch posts, drips with blood)
Jon Kelton: QUIT YOUR SCREAMING!!!
(We cut over to see Jon Kelton standing in his cabin doorway, just two doors down. Unable to see anything from the poor lighting at the cabins…he just shakes his head.)
Jon Kelton: Mr. Twenty-Four/Seven has got to get his rest!
(Kelton re-enters his cabin, not shutting the door behind himself. We follow him as he walks back into the bathroom, looking into the mirror. He grabs a boar’s hair brush off of the sink and begins to brush at his short hair, occasionally picking at his beard.)
(The monster of a man enters the bathroom, looking at Kelton through the mirror. Kelton looks up at the man in the mirror.)
Jon Kelton: What the fuck you want?
(Kelton turns around.)
Jon Kelton: Man of few words, huh?
(Before Kelton could say anything else, the monster reaches forward and grabs Kelton by the face. With a sign of pure power, he smashes Kelton’s head into the mirror…shattering it into pieces. Kelton grabs the back of his head as he falls to the floor.)
Jon Kelton: What the fuck, man!?!?
(The monster grabs the sink and in one fluid motion, rips it off the wall and raises it above his head.)
Jon Kelton: Who the fuck are-
(Before Jon could finish the sentence, the monster brings the sink down onto his head…smashing it and sending a spray of blood all over the monster’s mask.)
James Ranger: HEY KELTON! Come on over, we got a party goin’.
(The monster of a man turns his head upon hearing Ranger call out. He slowly turns and makes his way towards the front of the cabin.)
(Meanwhile in a cabin over, we find a whole slew of Showdown talent: Maxwell, Strawberry Steve, King Karnage, Xavier Williams, James Ranger, TNT, Lucas Johnson, Deadprez, and The Woogieman.)
TNT: When are the ladies showing up, James?
Lucas Johnson: Yeah, this party is a real sausage fest.
James Ranger: I invited all the ladies of Showdown, my friends. They’ll be here. No one can turn down a partner from the Black Mamba.
(A loud clunk sound is heard in the cabin. Maxwell walks over to the front door to the cabin and tries to open it, but the door is stuck. On the outside, we see the monster has set up some large wooden porch chairs to act as a wedge, between the door and the porch posts…causing the door to not be able to open.)
Maxwell: Dude, your door is stuck.
James Ranger: You’re just not giving enough push.
(Strawberry Steve walks over and tries himself, just lightly pushing the door with the tip of his shoe…but there is not budging it.)
Strawberry Steve: Dude, it is stuck.
James Ranger: Fucking people.
The Woogieman: Let the Woogieman try.
Xavier Williams: Move…I can open it.
(Meanwhile, King Karnage watches as the Masked Man steps up to one of the windows and smashes it in.)
King Karnage: Who is he?
(The monster tosses in an open container and everyone watches as it hits the floor and busts open, spraying everyone with liquid and the rest spilling all over the floor.)
James Ranger: Bro, what the fuck? Is this some kind of camp prank?
Deadprez: Is…is that gas I smell?
The Woogieman: Can you smell-
(In mid-Woogieman sentence, the monster throws a lit match into the cabin. In seconds all of the Elitists and the cabin erupt in flames. The monster man turns and walks away from the cabin window, the sounds of screams and flames licking up into the night air echo around him.)
(Slightly up the dirt path, we see Raven and Consuela walking up onto the porch of a cabin.)
Consuela Rose Ava: So is it weird to be on a different brand than Rex?
Raven Roberts: A little.
(The women are turned to look at each other, Raven’s back to the main cabin door.)
Raven Roberts: Which is why I am here to talk to Ryan. I can defend myself, plus Gavin Kirkland is getting annoying. He needs to quit his pervy garbage. He keeps asking me if he can have some used in-ring gear.
(Raven turns and knocks on the door to the cabin, yelling can be heard inside.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I wonder what’s going on inside.
(Raven turns around to look at Consuela, just in time for the machete to burst through Consuela’s chest and spray Raven with blood.)
Raven Roberts: What the hell?
(The monster pushes his machete the rest of the way through Consuela, including his fist and arm, jamming the machete into Raven’s chest and pinning her into the side of the cabin…a look of horror on her face for a split second before her head falls lifeless to the side.)
(Ryan opens the door to his cabin.)
Ryan Wilson: What the fuck do you want? I have an issue in he-
(Ryan looks out to see both women bleeding profusely and now on the ground, dead. Standing in the doorway is the monster.)
Ryan Wilson: Um…NOPE!
(Ryan quickly slams the door shut and runs back into the main part of the cabin where Cage and Ronan Malosi are standing. Our shot shows all three of them from the shoulders up.)
Ronan Malosi: Listen, all I want is a chance to prove myself fairly. No more feeding me to the dogs…or Cage…
Cage: You had your shot, give it the fuck up you piece of shit.
Ryan Wilson: Um…guys…we have bigger problems.
Ronan Malosi: What is a bigger problem than me needing a job? You should listen to me Ryan, I am the hottest free agent on the market now.
Cage: Hottest dog shit on the lawn maybe.
Ryan Wilson: No, seriously guys…we have something going on and we need to get out…NOW!
Cage: Fuck that, we need to end THIS now!
(Cage starts to move forward, but stops dead as we pan out to see a hand has burst through his chest, holding his heart.)
Ronan Malosi: SEE! I knew he wasn’t heartless!
(The hand pulls back, and Cage drops to the ground. The monster stands there, Cage’s heart in his hand. With a sickening sound, he squishes the heart and drops it onto the floor.)
Ryan Wilson: Listen, I don’t know who you are. But I am sure we can work something out.
(The monster steps over Cage’s lifeless body.)
Ryan Wilson: You want Ronan? I can give you Ronan Malosi!
Ronan Malosi: Hey! You can’t just pimp me out like that.
Ryan Wilson: Ask for anything…and it’s yours. Just please don’t hurt me!
(We cut to see the mask of the monster as his eyes continue to peer through the eye holes. Suddenly there is a slicing blade sound and blood sprays over the monster’s mask. We cut back to Ryan Wilson’s face, standing there with his eyes wide open.)
(The camera pans out again and there are now four long blades piercing through his chest.)
Ryan Wilson: Why me?
(The blades pull back and Ryan falls limp to the ground. Standing there in a fedora, red-striped sweatshirt, and bladed glove…is Jack Ripley.)
Ronan Malosi: Have I been hanging around Bronson and Justin too long?
(Jack takes a swipe at the monster, only to knock his mask off, revealing the face of Jamie O’Hara.)
Ronan Malosi: OH SHIT! Hot Take…I need to get the fuck outta here.
(Ronan turns to run, only to slam into a door frame…knocking himself out and falling to the ground unconscious.)
Jack Ripley: My turn, bitch!
Jamie O’Hara: Oderint dum metuant!
(TRANSLATION TO ENGLISH: Let them hate so long as they fear.)
(Jamie pulls back his machete and Jack pulls back his bladed glove. Both lunge forward and slash down, cutting the screen in half. Our image is quickly covered in blood that has dripped down from the top of the screen. ‘Little Weapon’ by Bishop G & Nikki Jean begin to play as the words ‘MIDSUMMER MASSACRE’ begin to emerge from the blood.)
Narrator: AND NOW…ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND THE SHOWDOWN BRAND PRESENTS THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!
(The camera pans inside the socially distanced EAW Performance Center in Newark, New Jersey. The EAW Universe is screaming out of their minds, hyped up about this event before we head to our three commentators, Gavin Kirkland, Eve and Deadprez.)
Eve: Yes, we’re here and alive. Shout out to the production team who filmed that introduction for the show! It was fun to take part of! :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: Welcome to Midsummer Massacre! We got an amazing show ahead of us! We got three championships on the line — New Breed, Interwire and Answers World Championship! We got ourselves a contender’s match as we watch three of Showdown’s best and one of Dynasty’s best, clash to see who faces the winner of Jamie O’Hara/Jack Ripley at Territorial Invasion!
Deadprez: We gotta set the bar for our friends on Dynasty and Voltage. Like you said, Gavin; we got an amazing show ahead of us! We got some excellent matches on the card. Will it be Bronson or Alexis? Consuela or Sierra? Jamie or Jack? All of that will be answered tonight!
Eve: We are going to kick off the show in the most amazing way possible! What’s the first match?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: There was a time in the past where the competitors of the next match had crossed paths, but the two of them never feuded against one another. They faced each other once, it was the end of the previous Season and while Kelton had just made a successful return to the company on the other end Justin Windgate was just ending his reign as New Breed Champion. Their first match meant nothing, the result of it irrelevant.
Eve: Now, a few months later, The Xtreme Classic came off an impressive showing in the Cash In The Vault Match at Pain For Pride while John Kelton left the Show of Shows the winner of the 27/7 Battle Royal!
Deadprez: Tonight, both men are hungry! Both men want to climb their way to the top of Showdown! Both men want to add another piece of Championship gold to their resume! A win tonight, a strong showing, following the vision of General Ryan Wilson could go a long way into receiving their next shot at becoming Champion! Who will come out on top? Who will emerge victorious? We are about to find out!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton… Justin Windgate… This match… Is… NOW!!
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!
(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G plays over the building’s PA system as Kelton goes through the curtain and makes his way to the ring! Some of the fans are screaming ‘WOOOOOOOO!!!’ to which Kelton responds with a ‘WOOOOOOO!!!’ of his own after he went in the ring. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 210 pounds… MR. 24/7…. “THE CHOSEN ONE”, JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
( Smoke and Drive (Remix) by Machine Gun Kelly plays over the Performance Center’s PA system as the former New Breed Champion is making his way to the ring with confidence and allure. A grin on his face as he looks directly at Kelton who is waiting for him inside the ring. )
Gina Romano: ANNNND HIS OPPONENT! From Detroit, Michigan! Weighting in at 225 pounds! He is The XTreme Classic! JUSTIIIIN WIIIIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Windgate looks to be ready as he always is.
Deadprez: He does! This match will not be an easy one for him against a man who is going through a seemingly irresistible climb to the top of the charts here on Showdown! This should be a good match!
( Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! )
Eve: The bell has rung! Kelton versus Windgate is on the way! The two men meet up at the center of the ring into a tight lockup which is won by Jon Kelton and turns it into a headlock. The hold is tightly in as The Xtreme Classic tries to get out of it. Kelton throws in a few punches, knuckles, to the top of Justin’s head before letting him go. Windgate backs off a few feet grunting looking at his opponent and Kelton seems to have the early advantage with the face Windgate. Kelton grins before telling Windgate to get his head in the game and out of his ass which gets Windgate to move forward to attack! Jon tries to attack first but he gets blocked with an elbow and Justin gets on the offensive!
Eve: A series of stiff forearm smashes from Justin turns an Irish whip into an atomic drop into another Irish whip but Justin telegraphs his next move and Jon replies with a kick to Windgate’s face forcing him to stand straight! Kelton to the ropes dodges a clothesline from Justin bounces from the ropes goes for a shoulder block dodged by Windgate who throws in a standing dropkick that connects with Kelton! Down he does but he does not stay down for very long! Lockup with both men again a tight clinch won by Kelton who throws Windgate in the ropes, Kelton raises the knee aiming at the midsection but Justin spins and grabs Jon into a rollup! Cover!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton kicks out! He looks surprised as he is on his knees and looks at Windgate who pokes his forehead showing how smart he can be before flipping him off with the double bird!! What defiance by Classic which makes Kelton to shrug as he gets up. Both men once more lock up into a clinch but the two of them let go of each other as the power struggle ends in a stalemate stopped by the official. WIndgate charges at Kelton and Jon does the same towards Windgate!
They duck each other’s clothesline, bouncing off the ropes Kelton tries a springboard clothesline this time but Justin dodges the move which gets Jon to his knees, Windgate quickly turns and is behind his opponent, he leapfrogs over him AND RAMS HIS HEAD DOWN THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG!! What quickness by Classic in this match against the 24-7 contract holder! Justin looks happy with the move he just pulled as he slowly grabs Kelton by the head and moves up to stand up BUT Kick To The Mid Section From Jon Stuns Justin A Few Seconds! TWIST OF FAITH!!!!! Windgate is down!! Kelton with the cover!
Referee: One! Two!
Deadprez: Justin lifts the shoulder up!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Quick thinking by Kelton with that move!
Eve: And he is not done yet! Picking up Justin he sets him up for a picture perfect snap suplex executed to perfection by the former Interwire Champion. Moving Justin up he goes behind him, grabs him by the waist and throws him over him with a german release suplex that has so much force it got Justin to actually hand on his chest!!! He squirms as Kelton moves in quickly not wanting to give any reprieve to his opponent AND LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE!! THE CROSSFACE IS IN JUSTIN IS IN TROUBLE!!
The official is nearby checking on him asking if he wants to tap out he screams no through the pain as he is powering his way towards the ropes! The pain on his face tells a story though will he be able to make it to the ropes before he can’t handle it any mo-HE DOES!! The official begins to count Kelton who doesn’t let go of the hold but he lets go of it at 4 so as to not get disqualified but put upon Windgate as much damage as possible! Justin rolls out of the ring trying to catch a break but Kelton is following close behind standing on the apron. He grabs at the top rope. What is he gonna do? He looks at Windgate and his back turns to him WOAHH!!! A LIONSAULT FROM THE APRON ON THE OUTSIDE CONNECTS ON AN UNSUSPECTING WINDGATE!!!!
Both men crash against the guardrail surrounding the ring and the crowd is enjoying this action!! Kelton moves back up, throwing in a few knee strikes to the ribs of Justin who is against the railing before getting moved and laid on the apron. Kelton hops on it, moves Windgate up and what will he do as the referee is telling them to continue right within the squared circle! Kelton tries for a punch but is blocked by Justin who throws a quick thumb to his eyes! Kelton is staggering while holding his face. Windgate quickly goes through the ropes, grabs the top of them, jumps over and WOOOAAAAHH!!! THE XTREME LANDING!! A SLINGSHOT DDT FROM THE APRON AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! WHAT IMPACT!! Kelton looks to be in lala land right now while Justin props himself up the apron again and casually rests against a ring post looking all sorts of chill looking down on his opponent and making a blunt smoking gesture.
Gavin Kirkland: There ain’t no time for lazing around damn it! Get back in the fight Justin! You lazy bum!
Justin Windgate (off-mic): I don’t give a fuck Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: Why you…
Deadprez: You tell him Justin!!
Eve: Meanwhile Kelton is getting back to a vertical position slowly he is trying to locate Justin who is amused to see the state his opponent is in at the moment. Windgate gets up on the apron, waits as Kelton turns around to face him before launching himself into a missile dropkick that connects, sending Kelton face first into the protection walls surrounding the ring!! Kelton crumbles to his knees holding his face as Windgate measures him up and goes running striking Jon with a jumping knee strike!! Kelton goes down and Justin doesn’t waste any time to pick the man up and roll him into the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Cover!!
Referee: One! Two!! T-
Deadprez: Kelton keeps his hopes alive by kicking out!!!
Eve: Windgate groans obviously annoyed seeing that his opponent is resilient, he picks up and throws an elbow to Kelton’s face who comes to life and throws one of his own followed by a fist which is replied to by Windgate with one of his own! Both men brawl it out in the middle of the ring throwing fists at each other, both Kelton and Windgate go to the ropes trying to bring the other man down but then end up Impact!! They have just clotheslined each other! Both are down! BUT! Both quickly get up, they are back to one another, both turn at the exact same time and WOAH!! THEY THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING!! BOTH CONNECTED WITH A SUPERKICK ON EACH OTHER’S BUTTON!! Both men are heaving on the floor staring blankly at the sealing …
Off Camera: No… No No No No NO!! NO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Who the fuck?
Deadprez: Oh come on as if you don’t know who that is!
( Suddenly, Showdown General Manager Ryan Wilson shows up on stage dressed in his fighting gear. He claps a little bit with his hands but he doesn’t look that impressed before moving the microphone he had under an arm closer to his mouth so he could speak. )
Ryan Wilson: Sure, you two are having a good match right now but are we on Dynasty’s weekly show? Is this Voltage? No! This is Showdown! This is the Alpha Brand! This is The Ryan Wilson SHOW! More important than that; This is Mid Fucking Summer Massacre! It’s already hot as fuck outside, so the Mid Summer part of the show is well covered, thank the heavens for AC’s around the Performance Center. However, I fail to see the Massacre aspect of this match! So, I’m flipping the script!
( Socially distanced fans are booing Ryan who dared to interrupt the match while both Kelton and Windgate were giving a good performance regardless of the General Manager’s opinion. Kelton shouts asking Wilson if he’s here to screw him over again. )
Ryan Wilson: That’s right keep going! I love it, keep going! I love you too! You’ll stop booing once I do the following announcement. Or not, I don’t care. No Jonny boy I am not here to screw you, I’m going to spice up this match and make it a potential show stealer! I’m restarting the match… Under Falls Count Anywhere Rules!! Referee! Ring That Bell!!
Gavin Kirkland: What he just did that?!?!?! Holy shit!
Deadprez: This will make this match more interesting I agree!
Justin Windgate (off-mic): Hold On!!! You want to change the stipulation Wilson? Chill, but I need to get ready first.
Gavin Kirkland: What is that idiot doing?
Deadprez: HAHA! That’s awesome!
Eve: HE’S BLAZING UP A JOINT THAT HE HAD STASHED UNDER THE RING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: God damn stoner!
Eve: The 24-7 Contract Winner doesn’t seem too impressed by the drug habits of his opponent, he sighs before moving close to Justin and SMACK THE BLUNT OFF HIS HAND!! Windgate looks highly offended and yells ”DUDE!!!” before unleashing a flurry of fists to Kelton’s face who is unable to block them! What anger from The Xtreme Classic to think he just took a hit to chill! Kelton throws in a thumb to the eye in desperation trying to get his opponent off his case and breathe before he drops and rolls out of the ring. Windgate smirks as he moves to slide on the opposite side of the ring and looks under the apron producing a few ladders! One of which he puts an end on the apron the other against the guardrail! He then slides another ladder inside the ring.
Meanwhile seeing the actions of his opponent, Kelton takes out a table that he sets to the outside and then moves one inside the ring that he quickly sets in a corner of the ring. This can’t bode well for whoever will end up on the business end of it. Who will it be? We’ll find out soon I think as the two men go to battle with fists again in the center of the ring! Kelton has the upper hand and whips Justin into the corner where the table is but it is reversed by Windgate who thrusts Kelton to the corner and rushes after him with a clothesline! The action continues as he begins to stomp at Jon repeatedly until Kelton LOW BLOWS Windgate who stumbles backwards to the center of the ring!!! Kelton spits on the ground and moves in a quick charge and tackles Windgate THEN GETS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE HE HAD SET IN A CORNER!!! The table explodes in splinters!! Kelton is stunned but Windgate is in trouble but quickly Jon gets back up and moves to get Windgate against the ropes, throwing in knife edged chops to the chest of Windgate they are stiff and precise we hear clear SMACKS with each of them!
Crowd: WOOOO!!! WOOOOO!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Eve: Even Kelton seems to have fun drilling his strikes into Windgate! He then goes to run against the opposing ropes and goes for an attack BUT WINDGATE COUNTERS THROWING KELTON OVER TOP ROPES!!
Eve: KELTON ENDED UP ON THE SET UP LADDER THAT JUSTIN HAD SETUP EARLIER!!! The ladder is holding but it’s bent under the weight of Jon who is hurting! Windgate looks on and goes to the ropes again SUICIDE DIVE THrOUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO KELTON!! THE LADDER FINALLY GIVES WAY AND BOTH MEN CRASHES DOWN!!! The fans are highly appreciating the risks this match is offering them so far and this is not over yet! Justin begins to move before Kelton who is almost bent in half on the now broken ladder as Windgate attempts a cover.
Referee: One! Two!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton Kicks Out!!!!
Eve: This bothers Justin who gets away from Jon and approaches the announcer’s table and clears it out! We’re getting out of dodge here folks!
Gavin Kirkland: God dammit Justin! We’re trying to do our job here.
Justin Windgate (off-mic): Shut up Gavin. I’m trying to do mine.
Eve: Justin goes back to Jon smacking him a few times and then slams Kelton’s head on the ring steps, Kelton staggers and rests against the corner barricade on his feet but woozy. Windgate charges and goes for a spear but Kelton counters with a belly to belly overhead suplex sending Justin against the protective panels that seems to weaken!!!! Kelton picks Windgate up and does the suplex again this time Classic goes through the panel and into the socially distanced crowd!!!
Deadprez: I thought those were meant to be resistant!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah! But not to that apparently!!
Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Eve: Some of the fans are staying away to respect health safe distance but a pair of them grab at Kelton and help him back into the ringside area slowly. Meanwhile Windgate is going near the official time keeper’s table reaching under the table to grab at … Wait what’s that in his hands? A BONG!! A GLASS BONG!! What is he going to do with that? Oh no don’t tell me. He’s running straight to Kelton who is perched on the guardrail AND HE SMASHES THE BONG ON JON’S HEAD!! Glass Is Everywhere and Kelton drops down to the floor on this side of the barriers!
Windgate looks a bit bummed to have wasted a perfectly good bong but he doesn’t make much fuss about it as he drags Kelton toward the table he cleared up. This doesn’t bode well for Jon who has been on the receiving end of Windgate’s assaults for a while now. Kelton gets laid on the table, what will Justin do next? He looks around, considering his options there seems to be many he doesn’t seem to be making up his mind until he looks at the nearby ring turnbuckle! This seems to inspire him as he goes inside the ring and climbs to the very top! This is extremely high risk folks will it pay off for The Xtreme Classic? He calls for the X-Factor! His patented Shooting Star Press! He leaps!!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT KELTON!!
Eve: KELTON GOT UP ON THE TABLE AND CAUGHT JUSTIN ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! F-5!!!! F-5!!!! THE F-5 ON THE TABLE THAT GETS DESTROYED UNDER THE IMPACT OF BOTH MEN!!!!
Fans: This Is Awesome! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! * This Is Awesome! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! * This Is Awesome! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! * This Is Awesome! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! *
Eve: The two men are duking it out throwing haymakers at each other throwing kicks knees what have you this has gone from a wrestling match to a brawl to an all out WAR between these two men as they are making their way up the ramp and actually heading backstage!
(Suddenly, the visual stops! No sound, nothing on screen but black not even the EAWNetwork.com logo on the lower right corner of the screen or #KeltonVsWindgate on the top left. A screen quickly shows up saying ‘We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Sorry for the Inconvenience. Please Wait…’ with the poster of MidSummer Massacre in the background. It takes a few solid minutes before fuzz appears on screen and we see the action resume with Kelton and Windgate actually being on top of a transport truck.)
Eve: We apologize for the inconvenience Ladies and Gentlemen we have had issues which seemingly just got solved but the action does not stop here during MidSummer Massacre! We have no idea how the two of them got there but Kelton and Windgate are fighting on top of a transport semi! Wait a minute, Kelton kicks Windgate in the kid section and takes him over his shoulder. He seems to want to go for a running powerslam. Why is he hesit… Oh no… No NO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: GOD DAMN HE WANTS TO KILL JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!
Eve: RUNNING POWERSLAM FROM THE TOP OF THE TRUCK INTO SOME TRANSPORT CRATES BELOW!! MY GOD WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESSED!!! The official is climbing on top of the cases to see about the wellbeing of the competitors! KELTON HAS AN ARM OVER WINDGATE!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THRRRR—
Gavin Kirkland: HOW DID HE MANAGE????
Eve: JUSTIN… KICKS…OUT!!!! INCREDIBLE CONSIDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH HIM!!! Kelton looks as though he doesn’t know what to do as he slowly moves to his knees and drags himself down the crates. Justin painfully manages to do the same but Kelton has the upper hand for now throwing hits and throwing Justin around through whatever is in his path backstage! The action spills back upon the stage near the ramp leading up to the ring. The crowd is cheering on the two men who are literally giving everything they have in order to get a win during this show! Justin seems to still struggle to get his bearings after that devastating powerslam he tries to battle back but it doesn’t take much from Kelton to counter his efforts for now. Windgate is shoved into the ring he lays on his back as Kelton goes under the ring looking for something and he gets out…
Gavin Kirkland: Oh shit…
Deadprez: I wondered when he’d get that out knowing the restarted match!
Eve: Jon just took out a barbed wire baseball bat!! Kelton has malicious intentions in his eyes we can see it as he looks at Justin like prey at the moment. He slides in the ring and waits for Windgate to get to his knees. Justin sees the situation HE IS DARING KELTON TO HIT HIM!!!! And Kelton Obliges Striking The Man In The Ribs MY GOD THE BARB WIRE LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS TO STAY STUCK TO THE SKIN OF WINDGATE WHO SCREAMS IN PAIN!! But he actually doesn’t go down! HE ACTUALLY STANDS UP!! He is in a world of pain he is nursing his side but he curses kelton into hitting him again! Jon swings BUT WINDGATE COUNTERS! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND A REVERSE CUTTER!! THE CLASSIC ENDING OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER ALTHOUGH SLOWLY BECAUSE OF THE RIB PAIN!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: HE IS STILL IN THIS!!!!!!!
Eve: KELTON MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THIS AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!
Eve: Justin is looking around for a tool to inflict more damage to his opponent as Kelton rolls out of the ring, what a match this has been so far and Windgate moves out in pursuit. Double axe handle to the back of Kelton who ends up on his knees back turned to Windgate who lands a bulldog to Jon driving his head into the floor!!! Windgate looks at his options around him and he goes under the ring to produce one long ladder!! My god that thing must be at least 10 to 15 feet high! He sets up the ladder to the outside while Jon is still on his back, laid out. Justin climbs the ladder slowly we’ve seen him pull amazing stunts atop of one of those before! Does he want to go for a Senton Bomb? He calls for it! BUT WAIT!! KELTON RECOVERED AND IS QUICKLY CLIMBING THE LADDER AND IS AT THE TOP ALONG WITH JUSTIN! The two of them are throwing haymakers at each other. They are going at it hard and wait a minute looking at the ladder of wobbling. Oh shit oh no you’ve got to be…
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK OUT!!!
Eve: KELTON AND WINDGATE FELL WITH THE LADDER ON THE HARD FLOOR OF THE RAMP!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Deadprez: LISTEN TO THE CROWD!!!
Fans: FIGHT FOREVER!! Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP! FIGHT FOREVER!! Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP! FIGHT FOREVER!! Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP! FIGHT FOREVER!! Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP! FIGHT FOREVER!! Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!
Gavin Kirkland: Talk about crash and burn! Shit both men look to be in a world of hurt!
Deadprez: You gotta give in order to get in this business! My god look at the impact through the replay! Neither men are moving for the moment! No wonder with a ladder that tall it was a risk to set it on the ramp!
Eve: The referee is checking on both men and slowly Justin is moving, he turns, he crumbles again BUT HIS ARM IS ON KELTON’S CHEST!!!
Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THREEEEEEE!!!!!
( Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! )
( ‘Smoke and Drive (Remix)’ by Machine Gun Kelly plays over the PA system as the Official tends to Justin raising his arm in victory )
Gina Romano: The Winner Of This Bout; ‘’The Xtreme Classic’’ JUSTIIIIIIN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: What a spectacular performance from both competitors tonight!
Deadprez: Let’s not forget about the halfway point twist by Wilson! Changing this match into a Falls Count Anywhere battle was money! It raised the level of this match to a whole new level! Congratulations to Windgate for his hard fought victory tonight!
Eve: Justin got a bit of luck on his side at the end but there is no denial that this match has been a brutal one for both! Both deserve praise in this hard fought confrontation!
(The camera pans to Kathy Kush backstage.)
Kathy Kush: It has been an excellent show so far and it continues on! We got many matches on the card with the capability to steal the show. It’s going to be difficult to decide the match of the night. I expect for this event to have plenty of twists and turns. At the same time, some of the best wrestling on the planet. With me, I got the woman who will walk in with the intentions to retain her Interwire Championship. Ladies and gentlemen, the champion herself, Consuela Rose Ava!
(Consuela Rose Ava steps into the camera shot with a determined smile on her face. The Interwire Championship is resting on her right shoulder. The champion looks at the belt, admiring it for a second before focusing on Kathy Kush.)
Kathy Kush: Consuela, later tonight, you’ll be facing Sierra Bradford for the Interwire Championship. How are you feeling going into your title defense?
Consuela Rose Ava: You could say that I feel excited about this title defense. Am I confident that I am going to retain? Honestly, I can’t be too confident in these situations because when there’s occasions where I feel like nothing can touch me, reality has a way of making sure that I regret having that confidence with me. With someone like Sierra Bradford, who people happen to overlook on occasions, I am going to need to keep an eye on her because it could be her night. Tonight, could be the breakthrough moment that she’s been waiting ages for. I have respect for Sierra. She’s a tremendous competitor and she’s going to bring everything that she has to offer to make sure that this match is going to be different from all the other matches that she’s been apart of. This match between the two of us seems a bit inevitable since we both find ourselves on the same brand. Last season at Shock Value, Sierra issued out the challenge. She picked me as her opponent for Shock Value, just like I picked her to face me at Midsummer Massacre. To me, this match makes sense. We need to find a clear winner going into tonight and that’s going to be me.
???: Consuela! Just the woman that I’m looking for!
(Showdown General Manager, Ryan Wilson, looks at the Interwire Champion, who seems to be on the guard at the moment. Ryan is more than ready to compete in his match against Ronan Malosi, but he needed some business to take care of.)
Consuela Rose Ava: You seem ready to compete.
Ryan Wilson: I am, Consuela! Nothing is going to make me happier than to rid this brand of Ronan Malosi, but I’m not here to talk about my match, I am someone who looks towards the future, but do you want to know what’s after Midsummer Massacre?
Consuela Rose Ava: Operation: Doomsday?
Ryan Wilson: After that.
Consuela Rose Ava: Bloodsport. :oh:
Ryan Wilson: :skip:
Consuela Rose Ava: I’m just joking around, Ryan. Terry says I need to lighten up every now and then, so that was my attempt. :joy: :joy: :joy: It’s Territorial Invasion.
Ryan Wilson: Bingo. I’m already looking towards the entire event. I want to assure Showdown’s supremacy over the other brands. I think that we’re going to make the most overlooked brand going into the event and I don’t like what whatsoever. I have a few ideas on War Games, but me, StarrStan, Veena Adams and Captain Charisma were brainstorming about the Brand Warfare match taking place at Territorial Invasion. It’s going to be a five-on-five-on-five match. Dynasty will bring their best. Voltage will bring their best, but Showdown, we are the best and I wanted to tell you and everyone that my captain for Team Showdown on the Brand Warfare match will be…
…Consuela Rose Ava!
(Consuela Rose Ava seems quite off guard with the entire matter. The socially distanced crowd begins to cheer from the arena.)
Ryan Wilson: I know that you’re going to do great with the role.
Consuela Rose Ava: :usure:
Ryan Wilson: Don’t give me that look.
Consuela Rose Ava: :grinning:
Ryan Wilson: Not that one either.
Consuela Rose Ava: Are you sure about this? I’ve never been captain of anything. I don’t consider myself as someone who has leadership skills whatsoever. :lupe:
Ryan Wilson: I believe that with this opportunity presented to you, you will rise to the occasion. With whatever brand you were on, Consuela. You have shown immense loyalty, which is sadly ignored around this company. You are someone who has constantly worked hard, busted her ass off and it’s paid off on occasions. There aren’t many people on this brand, who would be blessed to have an opportunity like this, but when I thought of this match, I thought of someone who is more than breaded to lead Showdown into war. People shouldn’t be fooled by your soft demeanor because I can see that you’re willing to rip heads out of people’s necks if given the chance.
Consuela Rose Ava: Let’s not get graphic here, Ryan. :whoa: But, do I decide the teams?
Ryan Wilson: I trust you to pick the right people on this team.
Consuela Rose Ava: If I’m gonna be ‘Captain Consuela,’ there’s one woman that I want on my team.
Ryan Wilson: Who’s that?
(Consuela Rose Ava takes a deep breath.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Harlow Reichert.
(The crowd cheers as Harlow Reichert’s name is said by Consuela Rose Ava. Ryan Wilson seems to be surprised.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I always thought that if I were to go into war, I would want someone like Harlow by my side.
Ryan Wilson: Consuela, Harlow has been AWOL since Pain for Pride.
Consuela Rose Ava: I would try getting a hold of her again because this would be a wonderful opportunity for her to return and bounce back from Pain for Pride. Meanwhile, I’ll try to assemble my team. Thank you for this opportunity, Ryan. I won’t let you down.
Ryan Wilson: Nice to hear and good luck with your title defense. Regardless of what happens, I still trust you to be a great captain.
(Consuela Rose Ava nods at Ryan Wilson, who leaves to prepare for his match. Consuela has been trusted with a big opportunity to represent Showdown. It caught her off guard, but now, she must focus on defeating Sierra Bradford and proving that Ryan did not make a mistake with appointing her with this role. Meanwhile the camera begins to fade away from backstage.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: …AND IT IS A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean blasts throughout the Performance Center as Maxwell walks out from the Gorilla Position unveiling a new White & Gold attire as he confidently struts down the ramp to boo’s from the Performance Center Crowd)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…TONIGHT HE WEIGHS IN AT TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE POUNDS!!! HE IS… ‘THE EPITOME OF ELEGANCE’ … MAXWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Maxwell has had a slight change of attitude since coming over to the Blue Brand- the self proclaimed ‘Epitome of Elegance’ is looking to use tonight as a springboard to elevate himself into the spotlight and show the rest of the ShowDown roster that he is here to play.
(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays over the Performance Center PA as Lucas Johnson walks out of the Gorilla Position with his BEATS headphones on focused on the task at hand, he takes a moment to look around at the crowd in the performance center before continuing down the ramp and into the ring where he is met with boo’s)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT FROM LONG ISLAND NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT ONE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-SEVEN POUNDS HE IS… ‘ THE BLUEPRINT’ LUCASSSSSS JOHHHHHHHHNNNNNSOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
DeadPrez: Lucas Johnson is one of those guys that will literally put his body and career on the line to inflict injury to his opponent. The guy is a former New Breed Champion and over the past few weeks the guy has been a wrestling machine- you’ve got to have him as the favorite to win tonight!
(‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes begins playing throughout the arena as Strawberry Steve walks onto the stage and down the ramp with his hands in his pocket and sunglasses covering his eyes. He enters the ring and is met with a slew of mixed reactions as the crowd isn’t too sure what to make of him, but the women in the crowd cheer him on)
(Crowd continues to give mixed reactions)
Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENT MAKING HIS EAW DEBUT, FROM THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS IN GLASGOW SCOTLAND… WEIGHING IN AT TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN POUNDS!!!! HE IS ‘FRESHLY PICKED’ … STRAWBERRY SSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeadPrez: Here is a guy we don’t know too much about. But if you’re the other three competitors in this match, you have to be jealous of the opportunity this young man is receiving- making his EAW Debut at one of the biggest FPV of the year.. Midsummer Massacre!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah Yeah Yeah..I already don’t like this guy…
(Crowd continues to give mixed reactions)
(‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massacre blasts throughout the Performance Center as The Woogieman confidently walks out of the Gorilla Position with the Big Boogie Bhampionship clenched in his fist and slightly thrown over his shoulder he is met with a HUGE OVATION of cheer’s as he enters the ring)
GINA ROMANO: AND THEIR OPPONENT FROM JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA WEIGHING IN AT TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS… HE IS THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION!!!!!!!! … THE WOOOOOGGGGGIIIIEEEEEMANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
DeadPrez: Woogiemans stock has been rising since his victory at Pain For Pride, and a win here tonight goes a long way in determining what’s next for ‘The Great One’. Could we potentially see Woogie 2 Belts?
(Crowd Continues to cheer)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS OUR FIRST FATAL FOUR WAY OF THE EVENING. IN THIS MATCH THERE IS NO DISQUALIFICATION. NO COUNTOUT. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PIN ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS OR MAKE THEM SUBMIT.. AND ONCE AGAIN THIS MATCH IS ONE FALL.
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
DeadPrez: And here we go, As Woogieman and Maxwell trade lefts and rights with each other- Strawberry Steve is sidestepping every single punch Lucas Johnson is throwing his way and he hasn’t even taken his hands out of his pockets yet- AND WOAH – STRAWBERRY STEVE CATCHES LUCAS JOHNSON WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE MIDSECTION THAT KNOCKS THE WIND OUT OF HIM AND SEND HIM RETREATING OUT OF THE RING!
Eve: Meanwhile in the ring, Maxwell and Woogieman are still going at each other! Both men throwing vicious lefts and rights to start this thing and it’s looking like Woogie may be getting the best of Maxwell and he continues to fight Maxwell back into a corner! Woogie swings once more — AND MAXWELL DUCKS AND INSTEAD USES THE MOMENT AND HIS INSTINCTS TO RAKE WOOGIE’S EYES AS HE GOES FOR A QUICK ROLL UP!!! MAXWELL IS GOING TO STEAL THIS THING!!
Gavin Kirkland: Woogieman kicks out at 1! Maxwell continues his assault on the temporarily blinded Big Boogie Bhampion, as he unleashes stomp after stomp onto Woogieman! And on the outside of the ring, LUCAS JOHNSON HAS STRAWBERRY STEVE IN A SUPLEX POSITION! LUCAS JOHNSON DROPS BACK… SUPLEX ON THE THIN MAT COVERING THE CONCRETE OF THIS ARENA FLOOR!! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX ON STRAWBERRY STEVE — WAIT NO STRAWBERRY STEVE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND LUCAS JOHNSON CONFUSED AS TO WHAT HAPPENS LOOKS BACK AND HE’S MET WITH A VICIOUS SUPERKICK THAT NEARLY TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT AS THE CROWD CHEERS HIM ON!
DeadPrez: Back in the ring Maxwell has Woogieman in the corner and he’s throwing elbows and punches to the gut and the side of Woogie’s head as Woogieman sinks to the floor seated in front on the third turnbuckle– MAXWELL SEEING OPPORTUNITY HERE BACKS AWAY AND BRINGS HIS FINGERS UP TO MEASURE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HIM AND WOOGIEMAN AS HE RUSHES FULL SPEED AND–
— SILVERSTRIKE! MAXWELL CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF WOOGIEMAN WHO WAS SEATED IN FRONT OF THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!! WOOGIEMAN HAS NOT MOVED!!! Maxwell crawls over to Woogieman for the cover!!!
Eve: — BUT STRAWBERRY STEVE DRAGS MAXWELL OUT OF THE RING AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! WHAT A SAVE!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE MAKES HIS WAY ONTO THE APRON– I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE HAS IN MIND BUT HE’S STALKING MAXWELL WHO COLLIDED HARD WITH THOSE RINGSTEPS AND IS NOW SEATED IN FRONT OF THEM! STEVE MEASURING HE RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE APRON, MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT ONTO THE UNSUSPECTING MAXWELL – WAIT NO…
Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS JOHNSON CATCHES STRAWBERRY STEVE IN MIDAIR AND SENDS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON BEFORE SLAMMING HIM ONCE MORE UNTO THE THIN MAT PADDING AT RINGSIDE CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
DeadPrez: Excellent ring awareness by Lucas Johnson, he’s the only man standing in this match, and all he has to do is roll Strawberry Steve in the ring and pin him and this thing is over!
Eve: But Lucas Johnson isn’t going for the win right now! He’s looking to inflict some more damage as he searches under the ring for weapons! Lucas Johnson finds a metal trashcan and goes on filling it with various weapons such as Kendo sticks, two barbed-wire baseball bats, a sledgehammer, handcuffs, thumbtacks, and glass shards before finally re-entering the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas has all those weapons and he’s honestly not sure which one to pick! Woogieman is down. Maxwell is down. Strawberry Steve is down. Lucas Johnson is the only man up and moving in this match and he needs to hurry up and arm himself before the competition comes to.
Lucas Johnson(to himself): Eenie Meenie Miney Mo… Catch a tiger by his toe… if he hollers let him go…
DeadPrez: Lucas Johnson reaches into that trashcan and he pulls out — OH MY GAWD- LUCAS JOHNSON HAS A BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND HE IMMEDIATELY WALKS OVER TO THE WOOGIEMAN AND BEGINS STRIKING AWAY AT WOOGIEMAN’S BACK AND LEGS AS THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION CRIES OUT IN PAIN! LUCAS JOHNSON ISN’T STOPPING THERE AS HE TURNS WOOGIEMAN OVER AND FORCES THE BARBED-WIRE BAT ACROSS WOOGIE’S NECK!!! HE’S CHOKING HIM WITH THAT BAT AND THERE ISN’T ANYTHING ANYONE CAN DO IT’S NO DISQUALIFICATION- ANYTHING GOES! LUCAS JOHNSON DROPS DOWN —
Eve: MODIFIED REAR NAKED CHOKE WITH THAT BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! Blood is flowing from the neck of Woogieman but the Bhampion is still trying to fight on nonetheless, but every time Woogie tries to fight Lucas Johnson applies more pressure on that bat!!! So it’s only a matter of time before Woogieman passes out due to a lack of oxygen or blood loss!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas Johnson is applying all the pressure he possibly can on that bat, and Woogieman is turning purple in the face! He can’t keep taking this for long and it’s looking like Woogieman may submit right here! WOOGIEMAN RAISES HIS HAND TO TAP — AND HE DOES!! WOOGIEMAN TAPS OUT TO THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! WAIT–
DeadPrez: — MAXWELL SLIDES IN THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY CATCHES WOOGIEMAN’S HAND AND LOCKS HIM IN A CRUCIFIX ARMBAR BEFORE WOOGIEMAN COULD OFFICIALLY TAP OUT!!! MAXWELL JUST SAVED THIS MATCH AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE HAS THAT ARMBAR LOCKED IN TIGHT AND HE’S TORQUING IT!!! THERE IS NOWHERE FOR WOOGIE TO GO! WOOGIE USES HIS FREE HAND TO GRAB THE ROPE IN AN ATTEMPT TO CAUSE A ROPE BREAK BUT I THINK HE’S FORGOTTEN THIS MATCH IS ANYTHING GOES! THE REFEREE CAN NOT ENFORCE A FIVE COUNT FOR HIM.
Eve: MAXWELL AND LUCAS JOHNSON ARE LOOKING AT ONE ANOTHER AND BOTH MEN STILL HAVE THEIR RESPECTIVE SUBMISSIONS HOLDS LOCKED IN ON WOOGIEMAN WHO NOW USES HIS FREE HAND TO TAP OUT!!! WOOGIEMAN TAPS OUT—
Gavin Kirkland: — But the referee isn’t calling for the bell! This match need’s a decisive winner!!! And I think Maxwell and Lucas Johnson realize that, as both elitists release their holds and stand up to confront one another!
Maxwell(off mic): He tapped to my armbar! I won this match.
Lucas Johnson(off mic): Are you stupid? I had this match won before you interfered! He was about to tap out to ME.
Maxwell(off mic): You talk very confidently for a man whose only highlight this season was barely beating Raylan Brees.
Lucas Johnson(off mic): And you talk very confidently for a man who’s about to get his ass beat.
???: Sup boys…
Eve: .. LUCAS JOHNSON AND MAXWELL BOTH TURN AROUND AND— THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY FLOORED BY A TOP ROPE PLANCHA COURTESY OF STRAWBERRY STEVE!!!!
(Crowd goes crazy..)
DeadPrez: What agility on display from Strawberry Steve! Maxwell makes it back to his feet and he charges at Strawberry Steve, who ducks under his attack… Maxwell turns around — PELE KICK! RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF MAXWELL!!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell falls to his knees as a result of that Pele Kick and Steve realizes the opportunity he has in front of him as he casually walks to the ropes and picks up a little speed before jogging back and NEARLY KICKING MAXWELL’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT– JOGGING SUPERKICK!?!?! NEVERMIND THAT, STRAWBERRY STEVE DROPS DOWN TO MAKE THE PIN!!!
Eve: Kickout at two by Maxwell! I’m sure Strawberry Steve thought he could put Maxwell away with that- but the ‘ Epitome of Elegance’ is proving his resiliency here tonight! Steve drops down to pick Maxwell up once more… BUT MAXWELL COUNTERS AND INSTEAD CONNECTS WITH A HARD HEADBUTT THAT DROPS STRAWBERRY STEVE TO THE CANVAS!
DeadPrez: Maxwell once again showing us his growth as an elitist, as he’s been a presence in this match all night! Maxwell delivers some strong kicks to the back and midsection of Strawberry Steve before heading over to that trashcan full of weapons that Lucas Johnson brought in the ring earlier in the match!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell is searching but I don’t think he can quite find what he’s looking for as he turns the trashcan upside down completely leaving all the weapons inside scattered on the ring canvas!! Maxwell is sifting through those weapons — AND I THINK HE’S FOUND WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR. TWO BURLAP SACKS FILLED WITH THUMB TACKS AND GLASS SHARDS!
Eve: MAXWELL EXITS THE RING AND HEADS OVER TOWARDS OUR SPANISH COMMENTARY ANNOUNCE TEAMS TABLE AND BEGINS TAKING IT APART!!!
El Landerson(off mic): What you doing foo? Why you destroying our table?
Maxwell(off mic): Shut up TLA and stay out of my way!
El Landerson(off mic): I’m not even TLA homie.
Maxwell(off mic): Yeah whatever you say Latino Game…
El Landerson: :skip: …
Eve: MAXWELL HAS RIPPED OFF ALL THE MONITORS AND TORE OUT ALL THE WIRES ON OUR SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AND NOW HE’S OPENING THOSE BURLAP SACKS FILLED WITH THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS… AND HE’S COVERING THE ANNOUNCE TABLE IN THEM! WHAT DOES HE HAVE PLANNED!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell re-enters the ring and goes straight towards Strawberry Steve. Maxwell reaches out to grab Steve but he’s caught with an arm drag takedown instead! STRAWBERRY STEVE FOLLOWS UP ON THE TAKEDOWN WITH A SWIFT SOCCER KICK TO THE HEAD OF MAXWELL THAT MAY HAVE JUST CHANGED THE TIDE OF THIS ENTIRE MATCH!
DeadPrez: Strawberry Steve is looking to go high risk as he makes his way up the turnbuckle! He looks around- AND I GUESS HE LIKES WHAT HE SEES!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE JUMPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE– SENTON BOMB!!!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE CONNECTS THE DIVING SENTON BOMB ON MAXWELL—
— NO WAIT LUCAS JOHNSON ONCE AGAIN CATCHES STRAWBERRY STEVE OUT OF NOWHERE AND THIS TIME HE USES STEVES OWN MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM AS HE CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS REVERSE STO! AND NOW THE COVER!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER.
Eve: SOMEHOW SOMEWAY STRAWBERRY STEVE KICKS OUT! LUCAS JOHNSON IS LIVID! HE PICKS STRAWBERRY STEVE UP AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING CLOSE TO THE COMMENTARY TABLE AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU’RE STRAWBERRY STEVE!
Gavin Kirkland: This isn’t where you want to be if you’re anyone. Well except maybe Ronan Malosi… that guy’s built different… and I don’t mean in a good way. ANYWAY, OUTSIDE THE RING LUCAS JOHNSON HAS STRAWBERRY STEVE IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT STRAWBERRY STEVE THROUGH THAT ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT STEVE IS FIGHTING HIM OFF WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS BEING!
DeadPrez: Steve fights his way out of the powerbomb and hops onto the Spanish Commentary Table with Lucas Johnson following behind him! There’s no way out of this!! Someone is going through that table! Lucas Johnson and Strawberry Steve trade punches back and forth as exhaustion starts to set in!
(Crowd starts yelling Yes as Steve lands a hit and No as Lucas Johnson lands one back)
Crowd: Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! Yes!
DeadPrez: STEVE HAS LUCAS JOHNSON TEETERING!!! STEVE CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF LUCAS JOHNSON AND JOHNSON IS DOUBLED OVER— STEVE HAS LUCAS JOHNSON IN A DDT POSITION!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT FOR LUCAS JOHNSON– WAIT A MINUTE!!!
(Crowd begins to cheer! )
Eve: THE WOOGIEMAN IS BACK UP !! HE CLIMBS ONTO THE BACK OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND STRAWBERRY STEVE HASN’T EVEN REALIZED IT YET! WOOGIEMAN TURNS STRAWBERRY STEVE AROUND AND WRAPS THE ARM AROUND THE NECK! WAIT HE ISN’T DONE!!! HE GRABS LUCAS JOHNSON TOO— WOOG BOTTOM!!!! WOOG BOTTOM! RIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS SHARD AND THUMBTACKED COVERED COMMENTARY TABLE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! WE JUST WITNESSED A MURDER!!! IT’S AN ABSOLUTE CRIME SCENE HERE AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! LUCAS JOHNSON AND STRAWBERRY STEVE AND THE WOOGIEMAN ALL JUST TOOK YEARS OFF OF THEIR CAREERS WITH THAT ONE MOVE! AND THEY’RE ALL A BLOODY MESS! LUCAS JOHNSON MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE WORST OF ALL OF THAT BUT TRUST ME NO ONE IN THAT SITUATION WAS A WINNER!
DeadPrez: LUCAS JOHNSON IS MOTIONLESS!!! THERE ARE THUMBTACKS AND GLASS PROTRUDING FROM HIS BACK, SHOULDERS, FACE, AND ARMS!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE HAS GLASS AND THUMBTACKS ON HIS BACK, ARMS AND SIDES!!!! HE MUCH LIKE LUCAS JOHNSON HAS BARELY MOVED! AND WOOGIEMAN HAS GLASS AND THUMBTACKS COVERING A VAST MAJORITY OF HIS TORSO AND ARMS!!! — BUT HE’S UP AND WALKING- or at least trying his best to.
Eve: There is literally blood covering the chest and midsection of Woogieman as he’s barely able to make it back into the ring!
Deadprez: Woogieman enters the ring and is immediately meet with a big boot from Maxwell! But Maxwell isn’t going to the pin! Instead, he’s dragging the Big Boogie Bhampion to the corner. Maxwell sifts through the weapons once more and this time he– MAXWELL PULLS OUT HANDCUFFS! Maxwell seats Woogieman in the corner and places his arms over his head as he cuffs Woogieman to the corner!!! Woogieman is completely defenseless and Maxwell knows it as he goes back to the assortment of weapons and picks up a kendo stick before swinging away at Woogieman!
Gavin Kirkland: And then there was one! Maxwell is the only man standing in this match right now! He’s also the only man in this match not bleeding profusely from the damage sustained in this match! So he is well… Obviously the favorite to win this whole thing, right?
Eve: :usure: Whatever you say Gavin, but It looks like Woogieman and Maxwell are having words…
Woogieman(off mic): You think you can just waltz on to the Woog’s show, Enter the Woog’s ring, and tie up the Woog?
Maxwell(off mic): Actually yes, that’s exactly what I did.
Woogieman(off mic): You had to handcuff me because you knew you could not stand toe to toe with ‘The Great One’.
Maxwell(off mic): Right… I’ll show you just how great you are.
DeadPrez: Maxwell grabs that metal trashcan from earlier… and he places it on The Woogieman’s head and upper body… Maxwell walks over to pick up that sledgehammer and..– MAXWELL SMASHES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THAT TRASHCAN WITH WOOGIEMAN STILL INSIDE IT! AND HE’S STILL GOING!!! ANOTHER SWING THAT ABSOLUTELY SMASHES THAT TRASHCAN AGAINST THE WOOGIEMAN’S SKULL… TRASHCAN IS DENTED TO HELL AND WOOGIEMAN HAS NOT MOVED SINCE.
Gavin Kirkland: WOOGIE MAN’S ENTIRE BODY HAS GONE LIMP AND EVEN IF I DON’T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE GUY- YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN TO SOMEONE.
(BANG! The sound of Maxwell’s final swing into the trashcan that’s covering the head and upper torso of Woogieman can be heard throughout the Performance Center as everyone in the crowd has a shocked and disgusted look on their face)
Eve: Wait a minute look- outside the ring!!! Strawberry Steve has made it up to his feet and he’s got Lucas Johnson who’s a bloodied mess, dragging him and rolling him back into the ring. Strawberry Steve enters the ring — AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY HE IS STRUCK BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A KENDO STICK COURTESY OF MAXWELL! BUT MAXWELL DOESN’T STOP THERE HE CONTINUES TO ASSAULT STRAWBERRY STEVE WITH THAT KENDO STICK AND THE CROWD IS COUNTING ALONG TO THE STRIKES OF IT!!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Maxwell added one more for good measure! Maxwell just absolutely reigning down havoc on Strawberry Steve- AND STEVE HAS LACERATIONS ALL OVER HIS BACK AND MIDSECTION!!! MAXWELL DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN
DeadPrez: NO!! STRAWBERRY STEVE KICKS OUT AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!!!!! MAXWELL CAN’T BELIEVE IT- HE PICKS STRAWBERRY STEVE UP— THIS COULD BE IT… MAXWELL PLACES STRAWBERRY STEVE IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY… GOLDEN SLUMBER!!!!!!!!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO THE CUTTER–
Gavin Kirkland: — NO… COUNTER BY STRAWBERRY STEVE WHO FLIPS OFF MAXWELLS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS THE FLIPPING DDSTEVE ON MAXWELL!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE JUST SPIKED MAXWELL’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! STEVE HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM IN THIS MATCH NOW AS HE TRIES TO USE THE ROPES TO MAKE HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET– WHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING LUCAS JOHNSON HAS THAT BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT AND HE’S USING IT AS A CRUTCH TO HELP HIM GET TO HIS FEET ALL WHILE KEEPING HIS EYES LOCKED ON STEVE!
Eve: Strawberry Steve realizing the disadvantage he’s at grabs the other bat! AND NOW THE ONLY TWO MEN STILL STANDING IN THIS MATCH ARE PROBABLY THE TWO MEN WHO ARE THE MOST BEAT UP!!! BOTH MEN WITH BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BATS STANDING ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER! BOTH MEN STARING AT EACH OTHER, EYES LOCKED. STEVE POINTS THE BAT AT LUCAS JOHNSONS CHEST JUST AS LUCAS JOHNSON SWINGS, STRAWBERRY STEVE SWINGS IN RETALIATION AND–
DeadPrez: OH MY GAWD!!! BOTH MEN COMPLETELY MISS EACH OTHER BUT THEY DO SUCCEED IN CONNECTING ON MAXWELL WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME!!!! MAXWELL JUST GOT SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN THOSE TWO BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BATS AND HE IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!!
Eve: MAXWELL IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS HEAD AND FACE AND HE HAS NOT MOVED SINCE BEING STRUCK BY BOTH STRAWBERRY STEVE AND LUCAS JOHNSON! STRAWBERRY STEVE LOOKS DOWN IN CONFUSION AS HE HAS NO IDEA HOW HE JUST HIT MAXWELL– HE TURNS HIS EYES BACK TO LUCAS JOHNSON AND LUCAS JOHNSON STRIKES STRAWBERRY WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK!! THE RUNNING DOUBLE HEELS TO THE SKULL OF STRAWBERRY STEVE WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING DUE TO THE IMPACT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS CRAWLS TO THE LIFELESS BODY OF MAXWELL!!!! HE DROPS HIS ARM ACROSS MAXWELL’S BODY FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ‘THE BLUEPRINT’ LUUUUUUUUCASSSSSSSSSSSS JOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNSOOOOONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘ Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays throughout the Performance Center as Lucas Johnson lies flat on his back as the referee walks over to raise his arm in victory before calling for paramedics to come to and tend to the bloodied and unconscious elitists in the ring)
DeadPrez: What an absolute war we just witnessed! ALL FOUR OF THESE MEN TOOK IT TO ONE ANOTHER AND JUST ABSOLUTELY KILLED IT HERE TONIGHT! BUT IN THE END, ONLY ONE MAN COULD BE VICTORIOUS AND IT WAS ‘THE EVIL GENIUS’ LUCAS JOHNSON!
Eve: Lucas Johnson was a presence in this match all night! Everything he did tonight, he had it all planned out steps ahead. He outsmarted and outworked his opponents tonight and it’s that reason alone why he’s leaving here with his arm raised!
( Cameras show aerial footage of the carnage surrounding the ring from the glass shards and thumbtacks surrounding the destroyed Spanish Commentary Table, to officials bringing bolt cutters to free Woogieman from the handcuffs placed on him by Maxwell, as well as removing the trashcan to reveal multiple facial lacerations and swelling. We see the paramedics load, Maxwell, onto a gurney before lowering him onto a stretcher and placing him in an ambulance they’ve backed up down the entrance ramp. We see them do the same for Woogieman and Strawberry Steve. )
( Camera cuts from the aerial angle of the ring and ramp to square footage of the ring where we Medical Personal assisting Lucas Johnson to his feet before he pushes them away and exits the ring on his own and walks up the ramp before taking one last look back at the ring and seeing all the damage that was done)
(Promotional ad for Dynasty’s Operation: Doomsday, where The Visual Prophet defends his Word Heavyweight Championship against Chris Elite.)
(The camera fades back to ringside, and the graphic for the next match appears.)
(The camera fades into Gina Romano standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face before speaking)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Break Free’ by The New Low plays up to loud cheers as before you know it Xavier Williams makes his way out to the stage. He stops at the center as he looks around at the bustling crowd before closing his eyes for a moment, he tilts his head up to the air before looking back down and taking a deep breath before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Pensacola, Florida… weighing in at 190 pounds… THE YOUNG WOLF… XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Xavier Williams is walking into Midsummer Massacre tonight as a man on a mission. Looking forward to the opportunity at stake tonight, Xavier sees this night as no different from any other of the results that have come his way, and for good reason of course. Xavier has made his way slowly through the ranks since his return to the blue brand and now quite possibly, this will be his chance to breakthrough.
Eve: Like he hasn’t already? Believe me, the way I look at it he’s looking to climb up the ladder even more, continue his way up and it starts by winning here. He specifically said on Showdown last week that just like everyone else, his opponent tonight will be getting a different version of Xavier Williams, and I can’t wait to see what’s to come in terms of his in-ring repertoire tonight and how he’s going to handle this matchup!
Gavin Kirkland: Say, is that a tiger on his robe? That’s kind of sick if you ask me, but if PETA comes I didn’t say anything, I complimented Woogieman.
(Xavier slows his pace at the bottom of the ramp slowly jumping onto the apron and turning around to look at the crowd before making his way into the ring. He turns and climbs up onto the top rope as he gives a pose for a moment before looking around once more and jumping down off the turnbuckle. He circles around the ring before stopping in his corner and getting ready for the matchup and his opponent as ‘Break Free’ fades out. ‘In My Bones’ by The Score then plays up to even more cheers as Raven Roberts makes her way out to the center of the stage. She has the Unified Tag Team Championship around her waist as she spreads her arms out with a stern look on her face, eyeing right towards the ring. She brings her arms back down to her side before heading down the ramp and to the ring)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… from Louisville, Kentucky… weighing in at 193 pounds… She is ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! THE BIRD OF PREY… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Meanwhile let’s talk about Raven Roberts and the Season 14 that she’s had so far. Let’s be completely honest here she has not been happy with not only being on Showdown, which by the looks of her Social Media feed really shows that, but the events that occurred at Pain For Pride. She comes into this matchup even more aggressive than she already has been which showed as she attacked Xavier last week with a vicious Talon right to the head.
Eve: But will that anger equal to her success? I mean it’s worked out for many people before, I think in my opinion that this anger will fuel her motivation in this matchup, which means we shouldn’t count her out one bit when it comes down to it. Either way, with both competitors’ motives heading into this one, I’m sure we’re in for one hell of a match.
Gavin Kirkland: Guise look at Raven turn around as she enters into the ring! Ass :drooling_face:
Eve: I should’ve expected nothing less from you.
(Raven makes her way around the ringside area before climbing up the steel steps and entering into the ring. She gives a slight circle around before spreading her arms out once more to the cheers of the crowd as she tilts her head right towards her opponent Xavier Williams, both eye each other for a moment before Raven breaks the vision and makes her way to her corner as ‘In My Bones’ by The Score fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: And this match is underway! Xavier Williams and Raven Roberts are two of the biggest names on the Showdown roster so I’m sure this’ll be a good one- AND RAVEN WASTES NO TIME GOING FOR THE LOCK UP AS SHE POWERS XAVIER INTO THE CORNER! Raven is at a disadvantage considering her size but Xavier clearly didn’t expect Raven to immediately go on the offense right out the gate like that! The referee having to start his count now..
Referee: ONE! TWO-
Eve: ARM DRAG BY RAVEN! Raven attempts to pull Xavier into a hold while he’s on the ground but Xavier quickly kips up to his feet! Xavier now pulling Raven into a headlock, and this match has started off way quicker than I expected it to! Of course Raven as of late hasn’t exactly been the same. Ever since she moved to Showdown she’s definitely changed and I guess tonight we’re gonna see if that change was for better or worse. Raven runs towards the ropes, and that forces Xavier to release the headlock as he bounces off of the ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven tried sending Xavier into the other pair of ropes but Xavier managed to get behind Raven and send her into the ropes instead! RAVEN BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE- WAIT NO! XAVIER DUCKED IT AND NOW HE HITS RAVEN WITH A GAMENGIRI!! Raven is still on her feet on spaghetti legs but that might not last long as Xavier quickly grabs her in a front facelock and picks her up, I think he’s going for a suplex!
Deadprez: RAVEN WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF XAVIER’S HEAD! Raven now with a spinning back kick to the midsection, and now Raven runs the ropes, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF XAVIER’S HEAD! That was able to take Xavier off his feet, but that doesn’t last too long as Xavier quickly grabs the ropes and pulls himself up- JUST FOR RAVEN TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN WITH A LEG SWEEP! Raven quickly pulling Xavier into the middle of the ring, AND NOW SHE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE WING BREAKER!! SHE’S GOING FOR THAT FUJIWARA AMBAR ALREADY, IS THIS GONNA BE A SHORT ONE!?
Eve: XAVIER THROWS RAVEN OFF OF HIM BEFORE SHE COULD FULLY LOCK IT IN! XAVIER KIPPING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE HITS RAVEN WITH A FRONT DROPKICK! Raven falling down to the ground yet wasting no time quickly getting back to her feet and running towards Xavier, BUT XAVIER SWIFTLY FTLY TAKES HER DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG OF HIS OWN WITH BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier using the momentum as he quickly grabs her and pulls her back up to her feet, XAVIER GOING FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE- BUT RAVEN DUCKING UNDER AND PULLING XAVIER IN SENDING A HIGH KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF XAVIER PUSHING HIM BACK! Raven quickly running forward right at Xavier, BUT XAVIER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS RAVEN BY THE HEAD THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: Xavier turning around as he quickly runs forward, XAVIER GOING FOR A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT- BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Both of them switch places, AND RAVEN WASTES NO TIME SENDING A SIDEKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF XAVIER! Raven throwing Xavier down to the center of the ring as she quickly leaps over him and runs to the ropes, RAVEN LEAPING OFF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A LIONSAULT!
Eve: BUT XAVIER MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF HARMS WAY BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT! Raven falling to a knee as she grabs her gut in pain, AS XAVIER STEPS BACK AND SENDS A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! XAVIER NOW DRAGGING RAVEN UP, DEADLIFTING HER RIGHT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! THAT HAS TO BE IT! XAVIER GOING FOR THE COVER NOW AND I THINK RAVEN MIGHT BE OVER AND DONE WITH!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! There was no way that was gonna put Raven away this early, although I can’t deny that the superkick and german suplex combination that Xavier just pulled off was fantastic! Raven now is using grabbing onto those turnbuckles to try and get back to her feet, and now more than ever I wish I could be those t-
Deadprez: You can just stop right there. Anyways Xavier now with a kick to the midsection, and now he irish whips Raven into the opposite corner before charging in- RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM RAVEN! Raven now quickly pulling herself up to the middle rope, AND NOW SHE DIVES- BUT XAVIER CATCHES HER THIS TIME WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR-
Eve: NO HE DOESN’T!!! RAVEN JUST CAUGHT HIS FOOT, SHE SAW THE SUPERKICK COMING, AND NOW SHE KICKS HIS OTHER LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! RAVEN NOW WITH A BACK HANDSPRING INTO A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S HEAD! Great move by Raven! Xavier now holding the back of his head as he tries to get to his feet- BUT RAVEN JUST STOMPED ONTO XAVIER’S ARM! RAVEN JUST STOMPED ONTO THE ARM XAVIER WAS USING TO TRY AND GET UP, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier kicks out- AND RAVEN IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE WING BREAKER AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME SHE’S ABLE TO GET IT AS XAVIER HAD JUST KICKED OUT OF A PIN! RAVEN HAS THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR LOCKED IN AND SHE MADE SURE TO TARGET THE SAME RIGHT ARM SHE JUST STOMPED ON A FEW MOMENTS AGO!
Deadprez: XAVIER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THAT ALREADY INJURED ARM LOOKS TO BE NEAR TEARING OUT OF HIS SOCKET! XAVIER SEEMS SO CLOSE TO TAPPING OUT BUT HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN! RAVEN IS THIS CLOSE TO WINNING BUT WILL XAVIER SUCCUMB TO THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN?!
Eve: NO! XAVIER MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE SUBMISSION AND FOLLOW IT UP BY PULLING RAVEN INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN! PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO POWER OUT AND PUSH AWAY AS XAVIER ESCAPES FROM THE WING BREAKER! Both of them are quickly rolling up to their feet as Xavier is clutching at that arm in pain! RAVEN IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS SHE RUNS FORWARD, THE FACELIFT-
Deadprez: BUT XAVIER MANAGES TO BARELY DUCK UNDER THE SPINNING HEEL KICK AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO A VERTICAL BASE! BUT XAVIER OUT OF NOWHERE RETURNING A KICK OF HIS OWN WITH A HOOK KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Xavier pulling her in and lifting her up, POWERBOMB-
Eve: BUT RAVEN IS MANAGING TO FIGHT BACK! XAVIER IS TRYING TO KEEP HIMSELF UPWARD AS RAVEN IS SLOWLY MANAGING TO SLIP OUT OF THE POWERBOMB! BUT THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR RAVEN AS XAVIER POSITIONS HIMSELF AT THE ROPES, NO! NO! XAVIER TOSSING RAVEN OUT OF THE RING WITH A POWERBOMB AS RAVEN LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE CORNER OF THE APRON AND TUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier wasting no time leaving out of the ring and grabbing Raven just picking up the pieces of her lifeless body and rolling her right into the ring! Xavier rolling into the ring as well as Raven is trying to bring herself upwards using the turnbuckles, slowly arising despite the pain that Xavier just gave her! Xavier taking his time walking over and sweeping the legs of Raven as she falls to a sitting position back into the corner! Xavier running to the opposite side of the ring as he boosts forward getting a headstart, SHINOSEPPUN!
Deadprez: BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO MOVE HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CORNER SHOTGUN DROPKICK BEFORE IMPACT! XAVIER COLLIDES WITH THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AS RAVEN QUICKLY MOVES FORWARD AND GRABS XAVIER BRINGING HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HUNTRESS BOMB! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO XAVIER AS RAVEN RETURNS THE FAVOR TRANSITIONING IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!
Eve: BUT IT’S XAVIER WILLIAMS THAT MANAGES TO POWER OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME! Raven pushing Xavier away as she rolls back up to her feet and grabs Xavier by the hair and brings him up as well, BUT XAVIER MANAGING TO FIGHT BACK AS HE ATTEMPTS TO SLAM ELBOW AFTER ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE RIBCAGE OF RAVEN ROBERTS! BUT RAVEN SLAMMING XAVIER DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS AS SHE MOVED BACKWARDS INTO A BACK HANDSPRING, AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier getting up at his own accord trying to grab the ropes and pull himself up to his feet as Raven quickly runs forward, AND DRIVES HER KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! Raven running backwards again as she quickly runs forward right back to Xavier again, BUT XAVIER MANAGING TO LIFT RAVEN UP AND DROP HER DOWN ON THE APRON! XAVIER WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RAVEN STUNNING HER AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO JOIN HER ON THE APRON!!
Deadprez: BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER ON THE APRON! RAVEN STRIKES XAVIER WITH A KNEE SENDING HIM BACKWARD AS HE USES THE RINGPOST FOR LEVERAGE! RAVEN RUNNING FORWARD-
Eve: XAVIER GRABBING RAVEN AS HE LAUNCHED OFF THE APRON AND SLAMS HER DOWN INTO A SPANISH FLY, BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE OH MY GOD! NONE OF THEM ARE GETTING UP AS IT LOOKS LIKE THE REF HAS TO START THE COUNT!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems Xavier Williams is finally getting ground though as he grabs onto the corner of the apron and makes an attempt of trying to pull himself up!
Stew-O: HE’S UP! XAVIER ROLLS INTO THE RING AS IT LOOKS LIKE RAVEN IS JUST BARELY BEGINNING TO MOVE AS WELL!
Eve: RAVEN IS UP BUT I DON’T THINK SHE’S GOING TO MAKE IT!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! HE DOESN’T WANT THE MATCH TO END LIKE THIS AS HE GRABS RAVEN AND ROLLS HER RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING AS THE MATCH CONTINUES-
Deadprez: FACELIFT!!!! RAVEN JUST GOT BACK UP AND HIT XAVIER WITH THE FACELIFT AS SOON AS HE ENTERED THE RING!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? XAVIER WILLIAMS IS OUT! RAVEN’S GOING FOR THE COVER AND I THINK THIS MAY BE IT, THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH NOW!!
Eve: XAVIER MANAGES TO KICK OUT! That was super close, Raven nearly had the match won there but Xavier managed to kick out of the Facelift just before three! I don’t know how Raven managed to get to her feet and hit that move as fast as she did, but right now Xavier’s in a lot of trouble. He may have survived the Facelift but in his current condition I don’t see this match lasting much longer.
Gavin Kirkland: Raven’s backing up into the corner, and right now I think I’m starting to see what Eve was talking about! Xavier is starting to get back to his feet, AND NOW RAVEN IS CHARGING IN! TALON!!!
Deadprez: DOESN’T CONNECT!! XAVIER MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS RAVEN FALLS TO THE GROUND! XAVIER GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AS RAVEN DOES THE SAME, BUT XAVIER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RAVEN!
Eve: Raven falling down to a knee yet she’s already back up to her feet quickly! XAVIER GOING FOR ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK- BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO GRAB XAVIER’S LEG BEFORE IMPACT, AND RAVEN SENDS A BACK KICK RIGHT BACK TO THE SIDE OF XAVIER’S FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: And now Raven going right back to attacking that injured arm that she targeted early in the matchup! RAVEN HAS PUT ONE FOOT TO KEEP IT IN PLACE AS SHE STOMPS AWAY AT THE ARM LOOKING TO TEAR THE LIMB OR POSSIBLY GAIN SOME SORT OF LEVERAGE WHENEVER SHE HAPPENS TO LOCK IN THE WING BREAKER AGAIN!
Deadprez: Finally Xavier retreating his arm away from more harm as he grabs it in even more pain than he was already in! Xavier grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up to his feet, RAVEN GOING FOR AN ARM DRAG TAKING XAVIER RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: BUT XAVIER LIFTING HIS LEG UP ON THE GROUND AND SENDING A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RAVEN! Xavier kipping back up to his feet as Raven turns and quickly runs to him, BUT XAVIER WITH A BIG BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF RAVEN SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xavier isn’t done as he positions himself, AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE STANDING MOONSAULT RIGHT TO RAVEN! XAVIER GETTING RIGHT BACK UP, AND HE HITS RAVEN WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN KICKS OUT! Xavier not wasting much time here though as he grabs Raven and tries to pick her up! IT LOOKS LIKE XAVIER IS GOING FOR A POWERBOMB- BUT RAVEN IS DOING HER BEST TO TRY AND FIGHT OUT OF IT! XAVIER STUMBLING AROUND THE RING AS RAVEN IS DOING HER BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF HIS GRASP, AND NOW SHE GRABS ONTO THE ROPES, TRYING TO SEND XAVIER OUT OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Deadprez: XAVIER PUSHES RAVEN OFF OF HIM, CAUSING HER TO FALL DOWN OUT OF THE RING! Raven didn’t land too badly but that fall gave Xavier all the time he needed to begin running the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE BY XAVIER WILLIAMS-
Eve: RAVEN AVOIDED IT! RAVEN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND CAUSED XAVIER TO NEARLY CRASH INTO THE BARRICADE! Luckily Xavier was able to put his hands in the way and stop himself from going head first into the barricade, BUT LOOK AT RAVEN! NOW IT’S RAVEN IN THE RING RUNNING THE ROPES, AND SHE FLIES THROUGH THEM JUST AS XAVIER TURNED AROUND TO HER! FLIGHT DESTROYER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE FLIGHT DESTROYER CONNECTS!! XAVIER IS OUT!! THAT HAS TO BE IT! XAVIER IS DONE WITH, RAVEN’S WON! RAVEN ROLLING XAVIER BACK INTO THE RING AND NOW SHE’S GOING FOR THE COVER! THIS MIGHT JUST BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST WINS IN RAVEN’S CAREER AND THIS WOMAN IS A FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! THIS IS IT, RAVEN BEATS XAVIER!
Deadprez: WHAT!? HOW!? HOW DID XAVIER JUST GET THE SHOULDER UP!? Raven actually looks shocked that Xavier managed to kick out there, and I don’t blame her! I don’t know how Xavier has that much left in him, BUT RAVEN’S NOT GONNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO COME BACK AS SHE IMMEDIATELY PUTS THAT HURT ARM BACK INTO THE WING BREAKER!! THIS TIME XAVIER HAS TO TAP OUT, THERE’S NO WAY HE’S GETTING OUT OF THIS! THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO CLOSE OUT PRETTY SOON!
Eve: XAVIER IS TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES, BUT HE’S GONNA NEED TO CRAWL OVER TO THEM IF HE WANTS TO GET THEM! XAVIER ISN’T CLOSE ENOUGH TO GRAB THEM, SO UNLESS HE CAN GET OUT OF THIS ON HIS OWN HE MIGHT JUST NEED TO TAP OUT! SEEING HOW RAVEN IS NOWADAYS I DON’T THINK SHE’D HAVE ANY PROBLEM TEARING XAVIER’S ARM OUT OF IT’S SOCKET JUST TO BEAT HIM! THERE’S NO WAY XAVIER CAN LAST VERY LONG LIKE THIS, I THINK THIS IS IT!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier is doing his best to try and pull himself to the ropes, but he’s having to pull himself there with Raven holding him back! That can’t be easy for him, I say he just taps out! Raven should’ve won the match from the Flight Destroyer anyway! Xavier just won’t quit though, he’s not making this match easy for Raven at all!
Deadprez: Raven’s not making this easy for Xavier either, he’s the one struggling in the submission not her! XAVIER IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES, AND I THINK HE’S GONNA MAKE IT! XAVIER REACHING OUT TO THE ROPES AGAIN, AND I THINK HE’S GOT THEM THIS TIME! XAVIER GETS THE ROPES BREAK AND FORCES RAVEN TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION-
Eve: RAVEN JUST PULLED XAVIER AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND STOMPED ON HIS ARM AGAIN! XAVIER IS ABLE TO ROLL TO HIS FEET, BUT HE’S HOLDING HIS ARM IN PAIN AFTER RAVEN JUST PUT ALL HER FORCE INTO THAT STOMP! RAVEN RUNNING TOWARDS XAVIER WHO’S IN THE CORNER NOW, AND SHE HITS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! RAVEN GRABBING XAVIER BY THE HEAD NOW, AND SHE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES LOOKING FOR A TORNADO DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER PUSHES RAVEN OFF OF HIM BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT WITH THE DDT! ENZUIGIRI BY XAVIER NOW! RAVEN WAS TAKEN OFF HER FEET BUT SHE QUICKLY RECOVERS, JUST FOR XAVIER TO CHARGE TOWARDS HER AND HIT A RUNNING HURRICANRANA! XAVIER IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE ON TRACK TO ACTUALLY WIN THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: Raven is back up to her feet and Xavier charges in- RIGHT TO AN ELBOW FROM RAVEN! RAVEN NOW WITH AN IRISH WHI- COUNTERED BY XAVIER! XAVIER WITH AN IRISH WHIP OF HIS OWN TO THE ROPES, AND NOW RAVEN ATTEMPTS TO HIS XAVIER WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS SHE BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES, BUT XAVIER DUCKED IT BEFORE HITTING RAVEN WITH A PELE KICK! XAVIER NOW GRABBING RAVEN AND LIFTING HER UP, WHAT’S HE GOING FOR NOW!? A BRAINBUSTER!!! XAVIER JUST HIT RAVEN WITH A BRAINBUSTER, THAT’S IT!! THIS MATCH IS DONE! THE COVER BY XAVIER!!!
Eve: RAVEN!!! HOW!?!? RAVEN KICKS OUT!!! RAVEN JUST KICKED OUT OF THAT BRAINBUSTER!! What on Earth is Raven made out of!? I get it, this woman is a former World Champion and one half of the current Tag Team Champions! We know she’s one hell of a competitor, but this late into the match, how is she surviving moves like that!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier pulling Raven up to her feet- BUT RAVEN JUST HIT XAVIER WITH A JAWBREAKER! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! RAVEN IS CRAWLING TO THE ROPES TO TRY AND PULL HERSELF BACK UP, MEANWHILE IT LOOKS LIKE XAVIER IS COMING BACK TO HIS SENSES! SOMEHOW RAVEN’S FOUND A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH RIGHT AFTER GETTING HIT WITH A BRAINBUSTER, AND JUST LIKE THAT SHE’S PUT XAVIER’S MOMENTUM TO A SCREECHING HALT!
Deadprez: XAVIER IS FINALLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS RAVEN TO TRY AND PREVENT HER FROM GETTING ANYMORE OFFENSE! RAVEN IS STILL BY THE ROPES, AND NOW XAVIER GOES FOR A-
Eve: THE FACELIFT! SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF XAVIER’S HEAD! XAVIER CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND AND IS TAKEN OUT AS RAVEN QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING THE END OF THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER KICKS OUT! XAVIER BARELY MANAGES TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
Deadprez: RAVEN IS IN PURE SHOCK AS OUT OF ANYTHING SHE DIDN’T EXPECT XAVIER TO KICK OUT ESPECIALLY WITH THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE HE’S TAKEN ALL THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH! Raven falling into the corner as she looks to be waiting for Xavier to get up, just stalking her prey! Looking for that right moment to feast as Xavier staggers up to his feet!
Eve: RAVEN RUNS FORWARD AT A UNEXPECTING XAVIER AND LIFTS OFF FOR A TALON-
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER SIDESTEPS THE ATTEMPT! RAVEN FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND IN SHOCK! XAVIER GRABBING RAVEN BY THE HEAD WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AND BRINGS HER BACK UP TO HER FEET!
Deadprez: STORMBREAKER! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CANADIAN BACKBREAKER RACK INTO A MODIFIED CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AS XAVIER PLANTS RAVEN TO THE GROUND! RAVEN IS DOWN AS XAVIER HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Break Free’ plays up again as Xavier Williams pulls himself up to his feet. He grabs at his targeted arm in pain as he leans against the ropes momentarily and looks around the Performance Center as he then begins to make his way to the center of the ring. The Ref raises his hand in victory before he separates away and continues to celebrate his victory)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: What a match that we just witnessed tonight! Both of these wrestlers put on a absolute clinic and put it all on the line tonight but when it came down to who came out on top it was none other than Xavier Williams outsmarted Raven and coming out with the victory!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOO!!!! Goddammit, but anyways I really didn’t care who won this match, so whatever.
Deadprez: :mjpls: Well anyways congratulations on Xavier Williams on his win as we continue forward with Midsummer Massacre!
(The camera pans backstage to see Alexis Chambers stretching her legs before her title match with Bronson Daniels. She’s more than ready for this fight to shut Bronson up, and ready to show the world she’s got what it takes to capture her first championship in this company.)
???: Good luck sister!
(Dr. Bethany Blue walks into the frame dressed for her fatal four way match later on in the night. The two fist bump as Alexis is still jumping up and down trying to warm up.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You ready?
Alexis Chambers: Never been more ready for anything in my entire life! I can’t wait to become New Breed Champion and see the look on Bronson’s face. Are you ready for later tonight?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Never been more ready in my life! I can’t wait to see the look on Jake’s face when I take something he thinks he’s entitled to! This is going to be a glorious night, and a glorious first step for the Maidens of Malpractice.
Alexis Chambers: Ain’t it still crazy to think we’re teaming together, and we’re as close as we are only a month removed from Pain for Pride?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yes! After all the bull-sugar we put each other through, I never saw myself befriending you and getting as close as we have been getting the past several weeks. Add that on top of the things I put your brother Terrence through last season, you know….with me going to his ex-wife to have her slander his name. Me stabbing him with my syringes and such. But hey, we’ve patched things up…I think. He looks amazing now….AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO ME!
(Alexis Chambers bites her bottom lip thinking of all the bad history that has happened with her family and Bethany.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: But anyways, the past is the past and I know we’re all ready to move on and move forward. We’re both gonna make statements tonight! The Maidens of Malpractice are here and hungry! We’re ready to show Jake and Bronson’s who’s superior on our way to dominance on the blue brand!
Alexis Chambers: The look on both of their faces is gonna be fun, when we are the ones succeeding, while their season plans blow up right in their faces. Also Bethany I know we agreed to let each other handle business on our own tonight in our respective matches….but you know those sleazeballs Cage and LC will have something up their sleeve, and you know how low Jake will stoop.
(Bethany places a hand on the shoulder of Alexis softly.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Lexi, yes. I call you that officially now after the other day. I REALLY appreciate the offer, but we need to conquer these things on our own. The Maiden of Malpractice is gonna take the tag division by storm soon enough, but tonight, is about our individual goals we set out for ourselves that we promised not to overlook when we agreed to align with one another. It only makes it sweeter when we do it on our own. The last thing we need is for people to think of us stooping to all time lows to get a job done in the ring like the 420s…..or the Mile High Club…..which makes no sense for a tag team name. WHATEVER THE FUDGE THEY’RE CALLING THEMSELVES!
(Alexis Chambers forms a cute grin across her face.)
Alexis Chambers: Say it!
Dr. Bethany Blue: I can’t! I’m still kicking myself for saying it the other day! It’s been haunting my dreams the past few nights Lexi, I CAN’T!
Alexis Chambers: FFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK…….
Dr. Bethany Blue: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU–
Dr. Bethany Blue: DGE! GOSH DARN IT!
Alexis Chambers: The more you say it, the easier it is to do. Like I told you, you need to start using it in your vocabulary a bit more. It will relive a bit of stress off you. Let’s try again. FFUUUUUUUU–
(Dr. Bethany Blue opens her mouth for a few seconds, scared to speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: CK.
(Alexis Chambers claps her hands together with a smile.)
Alexis Chambers: YAY! Don’t you feel better?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Um…I’m not sure. No…and yes.
(The stagehand appears and motions to Alexis Chambers that her New Breed Title match is next. Alexis holds her finger up motioning she’ll be there in a second. Bethany and Alexis turn to one another and glaze into each other’s eyes.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Good luck out there “champ.” Go complete phase one and teach that Bronson Daniels a lesson not to mess with us!
(Alexis nods her head, still looking at Bethany.)
(Both women share a passionate hug with one another as Bethany walks away and Alexis walks forward out of the scene, ready for a fight.)
(Scene pans back to ringside.)
Gina Romano: Our next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gina Romano: Introducing first…the challenger…
Gavin Kirkland: OH BOY!!!
Gina Romano: …hailing from Detroit Michigan….weighing in at one-hundred and seventeen pounds…THE MOTOR CITY GODDDEEESSSS…ALEXISSSSSSSSSSS CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!
(‘Walking the Wire’ by Imagine Dragons blares out of the speakers as Alexis steps out of the entrance, a look of determination on her face. She stops at the top of the entrance ramp and bends over to adjust her boots. As she pops up, a set of pyrotechnics on each side of her pop off…shooting purple colors into the air)
(A mixture of cheers and boos add to her music)
Deadprez: Alexis already trying to make her entrance known to this Midsummer Massacre crowd.
(Alexis slowly walks down to the ring, moving to her music. She slides in under the bottom rope and quickly jumps to her feet. She looks out onto the crowd and then walks over to the ropes near the announcers table)
Alexis Chambers (Off mic): Pervert!
Gavin Kirkland: I think I’m in love!
(Alexis sits on the second rope, hooking her arms over the top rope and just waiting for her opponent)
(Her music ends)
Gina Romano: And her opponent…hailing from Cocoa, Florida…weighing in at two-hundred and ten pounds…YOUR EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…COLLER THAN A COOLER…THE SKINNY DIPPER LORD OF POT SMOKING….BROOOOOOOOONNNNSOOOOOOON DAAAAAAAAAAAAANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!
(The crowd erupts as ‘Nightcrawler by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee & Chief Keef flows out of the speakers. Two large green pyros explode at the entrance as Bronson does the Brosal Shuffle out of the back with the New Breed Title around his waist)
Deadprez: Bronson already with the cockiness. Don’t forget their, Mr. Champ…Alexis beat you earlier this month.
(Bronson slowly walks down the entrance ramp and stops right outside of the ring, pretending to take two long hits from a joint in each hand. He does another Brosal Shuffle then pretends to blow the smoke at Alexis)
Eve: ALEXIS CHARGES AT BRONSON! THE MATCH HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET! BASEBALL SLIDE UNDER THE ROPES, KNOCKING BRONSON TO THE GROUND.
Gavin Kirkland: Get him, cupcake!
Eve: Alexis picks up the New Breed Title and looks at it. She pulls it back…BUT THE REF GRABS IT FROM IN BETWEEN THE ROPES AND PULLS IT AWAY FROM HER!
(Bronson Daniels’ music ends)
Deadprez: Alexis is giving the ref a dirty look. Bronson is back up and Alexis doesn’t see…HE GRABS HER AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING. Bronson quickly follows in underneath the bottom rope.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson has popped up to his feet and is met by a left from Alexis…then a right…then a left…then a right. Alexis goes for another left, but Bronson blocks here and ROCKS her with an uppercut. Alexis stumbles back a few steps…Bronson charges…HUGE CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: Alexis looks folded in half, her back on the mat.
Gavin Kirkland: Lucky mat!
Deadprez: Bronson drops down for the quick cover.
Eve: Kickout! Alexis rolls over and slides out of the ring.
Deadprez: I think Bronson caught her off guard with that hard clothesline.
Eve: Alexis watches as the ref starts to count.
Eve: And Alexis slides back into the ring. Bronson charges her with another clothesline…but she ducks underneath it. Alexis bounces off the ropes…charges Bronson as he turns around…Alexis jumps…GRABS BRONSON’S HEAD AND HITS A HARD HURRICAN DDT!!! Alexis goes…no…I thought she was going for the pin.
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis pulls Bronson over to the corner. She has him set up, she climbs to the top rope…AND PLANTS BOTH OF HER FEET INTO THE MIDDLE OF BRONSON’S CHEST!!! BRONSON SITS UP, GRABBING HIS CHEST IN PAIN!
Deadprez: Alexis pushes Bronson onto his back with a foot. She climbs to the top rope again…jumps…but Bronson moves. He rolls away and gets to his feet. He turns around…
Deadprez: …LIGHTS OUT! BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!! SHE IS ON THE ATTACK!!! ALEXIS DROPS AND COVERS THE FALLEN CHAMPION…
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Bronson with the last second kickout! Alexis sits up and slams the mat in frustration.
Deadprez: Meanwhile, Bronson is rubbing his jaw after that superkick.
Eve: Alexis jumps to her feet. She runs, bounces off the ropes…comes flying across the ring…drops down…BASEBALL SLIDE PUSHING BRONSON OUT OF THE RING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: She is a woman ON FIRE!!!
Eve: Alexis climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle, turns around…HEART STOPPER OFF THE TOP RO-NO!!! BRONSON SHOT UP AND HIT ALEXIS WITH GUNSMOKE IN MID AIR!!! ALEXIS HAS CRUMBLED TO THE OUTSIDE MAT, WHILE BRONSON IS TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Come on Alexis, get up!
Deadprez: Bronson is up on his feet, holding his chest as he walks over to Alexis. He pulls her to her feet…and WHIPS her into the steps! Alexis hits hard and goes toppling over them. Bronson takes a step back…runs…JUMPS ONTO THE STAIRS…AND DOES A MOONSAULT ONTO ALEXIS CHAMBERS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Eve: Both of them are laying on the outside…both look like they are in pain.
Deadprez: Bronson reaches up and pulls himself to his feet using the apron. He looks down at Alexis and pulls himself up onto the apron, continuing to lay down as he is trying to gain his breath.
Eve: Maybe don’t smoke all that weed.
Deadprez: The New Breed Champ finally is up to his feet on the apron…and…of course…he is doing a Brosal Shuffle!
Ref (Off mic): Enough with that, get in the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson climbs into the ring through the middle rope. He and the ref are talking…and…HE’S NOT NOTICING ALEXIS HAS CRAWLED UP THE STEPS AND BACK INTO THE RING! Alexis charges…BRONSON JUMPS OVER THE CHARGING ALEXIS!!! Alexis bounces off the ropes and comes flying back…but Bronson stops her with an elbow…Alexis spins…SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO BRONSON…BUT BRONSON USES THE MOMENTUM AND PULLS OFF A PELE KICK ONTO ALEXIS. Alexis stumbles backwards and ricochets off the ropes…Bronson runs and bounces off the opposite ropes…he comes flying forward…HIP TOSS ONTO BRONSON…but Bronson lands on his feet.
He turns around…running knee to the midsection by Alexis…and Bronson stumbles back into the corner. Alexis charges him…BACKBODY DROP TO THE OUT-NO! ALEXIS LANDS FEET FIRST ON THE APRON! Bronson turns and lands a HUGE SLAP across Alexis’ face…causing her to stumble slightly on that apron. Bronson tries with a right hook, but Alexis ducks and uses the ropes to springboard up and over back into the ring! Bronson doesn’t have time to react before Alexis grabs him from behind…SHE FALLS BACK AND HITS A MASSIVE BACKSTABBER ONTO BRONSON DANIELS!!! ALEXIS WITH THE COVER!!!
Eve: And kickout by the Champ!
(Despite the lack of a massive crowd, the chants of the fans fill the Performance Center)
Gavin Kirkland: Come on, Alexis!!!
Crowd (Off mic) BRON-SON! BRON-SON! BRON-SON!
Alexis Chambers (Off mic): SHUT UP!
Gavin Kirkland: SHUT UP YOU UNGRATEFUL HOOLIGANS!!! Don’t you see you are upsetting the pretty lady?
Deadprez: Alexis back up to her feet, looking angrily out onto the crowd. She walks over to the announcer’s side…what…what does she want?
Alexis Chambers (Off mic): Gavin, shut them up.
(Alexis lowers her chin and bats her eyes)
Alexis Chambers (Off mic): Please…for me.
Gavin Kirkland: Yes, ma’am!
Eve: Wait, Gavin…Bronson is up…he charges at the distracted Alexis Chambers.
Gavin Kirkland: TURN AROUND!!!
Eve: Alexis turns around…Bronson charging…BACK BODY DROP BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS…BUT BRONSON GRABS ONTO THE ROPE AND MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON!!! Alexis turns around…SHOULDER BLOCK THROUGH THE ROPES AND ALEXIS GRABS HER STOMACH. Bronson reaches over the ropes, grabs Alexis around the neck and by her shorts…HE PICKS HER UP INTO THE AIR…
Gavin Kirkland: NO! DON’T!
Eve: VERTICAL SUPLEX OFF OF THE APRON ONTO THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST BUSTED HER BACK ALONG THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE AND SHE IS WRITHING AROUND IN PAIN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Where’s Dr. Blue when you need her?!?!?!
Deadprez: Bronson puts his hands on the mat…and flips up to his feet. Oh Gawd…he’s doing the Brosal Shuffle again.
Gavin Kirkland: You’re lucky I don’t reach across the table and bitch slap you for this disrespect, Bronson.
(Bronson leans over the announcers table)
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): Try it there, big boy.
(Bronson fakes hitting a blunt and then blows the ‘fake smoke’ at Gavin Kirkland)
Gavin Kirkland: You’re lucky I just got a pedicure. You’re not worth chipping a nail over.
Eve: Bronson laughing as he backs away from our table. He grabs a broken Alexis and pulls her to her feet. He walks her over to the apron, picking her up and shoving her into the ring.
Deadprez: I’m going to laugh when one day one of these athletes goes COMPLETELY off on you.
Gavin Kirkland: It will be their last day on Gawd’s green earth!
Eve: Bronson climbs up onto the apron and looks around…
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): FOUR-TWENTY!!!
Eve: Wait…Bronson grabs the top rope and SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF INTO THE RING…HITTING AN INJURED ALEXIS CHAMBERS WITH THE FOUR-TWENTY DROP!!! BRONSON HOOKS HER LEG!!!
Eve: NO! ALEXIS MUSTERS ALL HER ENERGY AND SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET HER SHOULDER UP!!!
Gavin Kirkland: My poor little birdy.
Deadprez: Bronson is back up to his feet. He takes a few steps back and seems to be measuring Alexis up. He’s slapping his elbow…getting it ready…
Eve: Alexis lethargically rolls over and gets up onto her knees.
Deadprez: Bronson charges…pulls the elbow back…AND MISSES!!! ALEXIS DUCKED!!! Alexis pops up and grabs the stumbling Bronson…CROSSFACE!!! ALEXIS LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHOKE HIM!!!
Eve: Alexis wrenches back…but Bronson is fighting it.
Gavin Kirkland: LET HIM GET UP AND PUT HIM IN THE LEXI LOCK!!!
Deadprez: Didn’t she try that a few weeks ago?
Gavin Kirkland: Shut up.
Eve: Alexis shifts forward to be able to put the move in harder…BUT BRONSON USES THE RELEASE TO SCOOT BACKWARDS OUT OF IT!!! Bronson quick to sit up behind Alexis…AND HE LOCKS ON THE BRO JUST TAP OUT!!! THIS COULD SPELL THE END FOR ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!
Deadprez: Alexis is trying everything to wriggle free. The ref is talking to her, asking her if she gives up.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t give up, Alexis! Fight it! FIGHT IT!!
Deadprez: Alexis is reaching out towards the ropes…she really is straining.
Eve: AND BRONSON WRENCHES HIS ARMS, PUTTING THE LOCK IN TIGHTER!!! WE COULD SEE THE CHAMP RETAIN HERE!!! Bronson pulls Alexis’ face to his.
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): You like this? This is what you get for hitting me in the-
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS JUST LEANED FORWARD AND BIT BRONSON’S FACE!!! BRONSON LET’S GO OF THE HOLD AND GRABS AT HIS BLEEDING LIP!!!
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Eve: Alexis rolls over to the apron and falls to the outside as the ref is checking on Bronson.
Gavin Kirkland: LUCKY!!!
Deadprez: Where is Alexis?
Eve: She was on the other side of the ring there…but…it seems she has- OH…she went under the ring and has come out on our side…behind Bronson and the ref. She quietly slinks into the ring. She stands to her feet but is slightly bent over as she is stalking Bronson Daniels.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m okay with this view.
Deadprez: Bronson Daniels up to his feet, a red welt on his cheek. He turns and Alexis charges…she goes for a big boot…but Bronson grabs her leg, stopping her momentum. He throws her leg, making her spin a full three-sixty. AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT…THEN A LEFT…THEN A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! Alexis stumbles once…Bronson turns and runs, bouncing off the ropes. He comes flying back…AND ALEXIS LIFTS HER LEG CAUSING BRONSON TO RUN STRAIGHT INTO THE BOTTOM OF HER BOOT!!! Bronson stumbles a hair…AND DOES THE BROSAL SHUFFLE!!! He turns back towards Alexis…she turns and bounces off the ropes, charging him again…ANOTHER BIG BOOT…NO! BRONSON DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK…BUT SPRINGBOARDS BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET!!! They both turn…AND BRONSON LANDS A HARD KICK TO THE LEFT SIDE OF ALEXIS’ FACE!!! Alexis stumbles, turning her back to Bronson…Bronson grabs her around the waist…SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE PIN!!!
Eve: Kickout by Alexis Chambers! Bronson quick to his feet, as is Alexis.
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): Look what you did to this pretty face.
Alexis Chambers (Off mic): Give me some more time and I’ll add some bruises to it.
Deadprez: The two of them charge each other and lock up. Bronson looks to be gaining the over hand, bending Alexis’ hands backwards. Bronson steps to the side, pushing Alexis’ arms to the mat, causing her to form a bridge…
Eve: Alexis lifts one leg…AND KICKS BRONSON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Bronson lets go of his grip and stumbles forward. Alexis springboards up! She runs, grabs Bronson around the back of his neck…runs up the turnbuckle…pushes off…SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG ONTO THE CHAMPION!!! She goes for the quick cover with a hook of the leg!
Gavin Kirlkand: DAMN! Bronson with a kickout. Both of these two are looking very winded…but both are quick to their feet. Bronson runs at the turnbuckle…hops up onto the middle rope as Alexis Chambers comes charging…HE JUMPS…SUPERBRO PUNCH!!! SUPERBRO PUNCH!!! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN IN THE RING!!! ALEXIS AFTER A MASSIVE HIT…BRONSON BECAUSE THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF HIM!!!
Eve: Who is going to be the first one to get up in this back and forth match?
Deadprez: Quite honestly, the first to get up could be the winner of this bout.
Eve: Things turn out a lot more entertaining when Jake and Dr. Blue aren’t out here sticking their noses into this match.
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson is the first one to his knees. He is taking deep breaths as he looks over at Alexis just laying there, her eyes open and blinking but she is not moving.
Eve: Bronson gets to his feet and is slightly wobbling. He turns to look at us…and is doing the Brosal Shuffle!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Quit your showboating!!!
Deadprez: He better…Alexis is getting up behind him. She charges him…DROPKICK AND BRONSON GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE MAT!!! He picks up his head and he has a titleshocked look on his face.
Gavin Kirkland: Keep showing off instead of finishing the match and that happens.
Deadprez: Alexis runs and bounces off the ropes as Bronson is getting to his feet. Bronson turns around towards the ring…SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE ROPES AND ALEXIS GOES CRASHING INTO BRONSON!!! GINA ROMANO HAD TO JUMP UP AS BOTH OF THEM WENT CRASHING INTO HER CHAIR!!!
Eve: Alexis slowly gets up and reaches down, picking up the New Breed Championship Title that Gina dropped when she jumped out of the way.
Ref (Off mic): Put that down! Don’t use it, Alexis!
Deadprez: Alexis tosses the belt over her shoulder and is smiling as she feels the front plates of the title. Alexis takes it back off her shoulder as Bronson is slowly pulling himself to his feet. AND ALEXIS AIMS AND TRIES TO HIT BRONSON WITH THE TITLE…BUT HE DUCKS!!! Bronson behind Alexis…he grabs her head…AND SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE PLEXIGLASS!!! ONCE! TWICE!! THREE TIMES!!! Alexis drops the title and stumbles back from the announcer area here…Bronson grabs her by the arm and wh-NO! ALEXIS WITH THE REVERSAL AND WHIPS BRONSON INTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING POST!!! Bronson stumbles back, grabbing his arm and drops to his knees.
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis lines up her sights on Bronson…she charges…FOH!!! FOH!!! FOH!!! BRONSON IS OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! ALEXIS HIT HIM WITH THE FOH, BUT SHE CAN’T GET THE PIN HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! SHE HAS TO GET HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Eve: Alexis doesn’t look like she is paying attention to getting him back in! She sits a woozy Bronson up onto his knees…his head leaning slightly forward. He looks completely out of it. But Alexis quickly climbs up onto the apron…and then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…what is she doing?
Deadprez: Could she be going for another Heartstopper?
Eve: After how that last one turned out, I would advise against it.
Deadprez: ALEXIS JUMPS…HUGE CURBSTOMP ONTO-NO! BRONSON MOVED AT THE LAST SECOND!!! ALEXIS GRABS HER KNEE AS THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS JARRING! Bronson is up behind her…Alexis turns around and Bronson scoops her up…he adjusts his arms…LAST SMOKE ON TO THE MAT!!! BRONSON JUST CRUSHED ALEXIS WITH THE LAST SMOKE!!!
Eve: Both of them are just laying there, trying to catch their breaths. Alexis just took that Last Smoke and Bronson had just taken an FOH…so I am sure both of them are a little out of it.
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON, ALEXIS!
Crowd (Off mic): COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, YOU UNCULTURED HEATHENS!!! Alexis deserves this! This pot smoking delinquent doesn’t even deserve to smell the toilet she shits in!
Deadprez: What the hell are you talking about?
Eve: Gavin, that was fucking disgusting!
Gavin Kirkland: Um…um…Bronson looks to be back up to his feet, holding his head where Alexis kicked him. He turns and looks at Alexis, still laying there. Daniels grabs her and lifts her to her feet, using all his strength to push her through the bottom rope. Come on, Alexis. Don’t let it end like this!
Deadprez: Bronson climbs up onto the apron and rolls into the ring.
Crowd (Off mic): COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO!
Eve: Bronson rolls over to Alexis and positions her on her back. He hooks her leg…
Eve: NO! THE REF STOPPED AT THE LAST SECOND AS ALEXIS JUST BARELY GOT HER SHOULDER UP!!!
Gavin Kirkland: She isn’t finished quite yet!!!
Deadprez: Bronson sits up and is looking out to the crowd, shaking his head with a smirk on his face.
Gavin Kirkland: Hasn’t he learned not to be cocky yet?
Deadprez: Bronson lifts his hands in the air…and is clapping? OH…he’s encouraging the crowd!
Crowd (Off mic): COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO! COME-ON-BRO!
Eve: Bronson stands to his feet and…of course…is doing a Brosal Shuffle right in the middle of the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: So much disrespect!
Deadprez: Bronson reaches down and pulls Alexis to her feet. The Motor City Goddess looks like a rag doll here. Bronson hits a boot to her midsection…wraps his arms around her waist…lifts her up…RUNS…AND CHUCKS HER OUT OF THE FUCKING RING!!! HOLY SHIT!!! ALEXIS JUST LANDED HARD ON THE BOTTOM OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!! Bronson stands on the bottom rope…looking at her…
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): Don’t you EVER put MY title on your skanky-ass shoulder!
Eve: Bronson fakes hitting two blunts…and fake blows the smoke in here direction.
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): Begin the damn count…you know what…no…this bitch needs to learn! I’m tired of her sticking her nose into other people’s business.
Deadprez: Bronson runs to our side of the ring and bounces off the ropes. He builds up momentum…JUMPING UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE…AND HE JUMPS…SENTON BOMB!!! SENTON BOMB ONTO THE ALREADY DOWNED ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!! BRONSON HAS CRUSHED ALEXIS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: We need the medics out here to check on her. First a Last Smoke on the outside…then Bronson throws her out of the ring…then hits a MASSIVE SENTON BOMB ON HER!!!
Eve: The ref slides out of the ring and is checking on both of them. Bronson is moving, but Alexis is still motionless. Do you think he is going to call this?
Deadprez: To be honest, I don’t think that’s how either of them would want this to end. Both have come into this match, ready to give it their all. If they had to choose to leave by medic or keeppushing on through injury…I’m sure BOTH of them would say to keep pushing on.
Gavin Kirkland: I should go help her.
Eve: You should sit your ass down and let the people who deal with this on a regular basis…actually deal with it.
Deadprez: Wait…look…Alexis is moving. Bronson doesn’t see it yet as he is sitting up…waving at some ladies behind the plexiglass.
Eve: Alexis slowly to hear feet…the ref running and getting back into the ring. Alexis limping…but making her way to the ring, using the stairs to go up onto the apron and through the ropes.
Deadprez: Bronson looks up at the ref…AND HE NOTICES ALEXIS IS IN THE RING! Quick to his feet as I’m sure he doesn’t want to get counted out. Bronson runs and slides in under the bottom rope.
Eve: Bronson up to his feet…and is met with a HUGE running knee. Bronson stumbles back against the ropes as Alexis runs over and grabs him by the arm…she places her boot up to his throat…AND ROPS…INVERTED STOMP JAWBREAKER ONTO BRONSON!!! HE GRABS HIS JAW IN PAIN!!!
Deadprez: Alexis backs up and she is eyeing up Bronson who is slowly up to his knees.
Gavin Kirkland: LET’S-GO-ALEXIS! LET’S-GO-ALEXIS! LET’S-GO-ALEXIS!
Eve: Bronson up to his feet and Alexis charges…she jumps and wraps a leg around his neck…SHE’S GOING FOR THE LEXI LOCK!!! She is trying to position her second leg…but Bronson is fighting it. Bronson falls backwards…AND CRUSHES ALEXIS AGAINST THE MAT!!! SHE LETS GO OF THE HER ATTEMPTED LEXI LOCK!!!
Deadprez: Bronson turns to the crowd…Brosal Shuffle!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis jumps to her feet! She wraps her arms around Bronson’s waist…SUPLEX…BUT BRONSON LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! He runs and bounces off the ropes as Alexis is back up…BOTH TRY WITH A BOOT…BUT BOTH GRAB EACH OTHER’S FOOT!!! They let go and drop their legs…BOTH WITH A HIGH KICK THAT CONNECTS CAUSING BOTH TO STUMBLE!!! Bronson reovers first…SWINGS AT ALEXIS PUT SHE DUCKS AND GRABS BRONSON AROUND THE WASTE AGAIN…SUPLEX BUT BRONSON LANDS ON HIS FEET AGAIN. He charges Alexis as she makes it to her feet…HUGE CLOTHESLINE AND ALEXIS FLIPS IN THE AIR…BUT LANDS ON HER OWN FEET! Bronson turns around…FOH ONTO BRONSON!!! ALEXIS PULLED OFF THE FOH!!! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!
Eve: Both of them are just laying in the ring. Alexis needs to pin Bronson if she plans on reaping the benefits of the FOH she just hit.
Gavin Kirkland: Come on, beautiful! Just get up and pin him! Then you are the New Breed Champion. Just roll ober…you can do it!
Deadprez: Alexis looks a little winded as she manages to push herself up onto her knees.
Eve: She needs to move fast!
Deadprez: Alexis slowly crawls over to the Champ. She hooks his leg and goes for the win….
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! BRONSON JUST KICKED OUT! The Champ is making this hard for her!
Eve: She just took too long to go for the pin! Alexis looks absolutely livid as she is up to her feet, yelling at the ref.
Gavin Kirkland: That was a slow count!
Eve: Bronson is slowly getting up behind her, grabbing his head. I’m sure his ears are ringing.
Deadprez: Bronson grabs Alexis and turns her around, planting a boot to her midsection. He grabs her around the waist…POWERBO-NO! ALEXIS SLIDES OUT AND LANDS ON HER FEET! She lands an elbow to the side of Bronson’s head and they both are looking winded. She lands an uppercut and the champ stumbles. With a burst of energy she runs for the ropes…but Bronson follows. Alexis bounces off the ropes…AND GETS ROCKED BY A SPINNING ELBOW BY BRONSON!
She stumbles back…Bronson runs towards the opposite ropes…AND SO DOES ALEXIS! They both bounce off the ropes…take a few steps and Bronson stops…ALEXIS JUMPS FOR A CUTTE-NO! BRONSON GRABS HER AND FLIPS HER OVER HIS BACK…BUT SHE LANDS ON HER FEET! Bronson turns…BOOT TO THE FACE!!! Bronson stumbles and Alexis delivers a left to the side of his head! She tries for a right…BUT BRONSON ROCKS HER WITH ANOTHER ELBOW!!! Alexis stumbles back and Bronson goes to grab her…but she pushes his hand away…and headbutts him in the chest! Bronson steps back…BUT LUNGE FORWARD AND HEADBUTTS ALEXIS IN THE CHEST HIMSELF!
Gavin Kirkland: LUCKY!
Deadprez: Both of them are back on the mat!
Eve: I can’t believe the back and forth we have seen between these two tonight.
Deadprez: Alexis has her hand on her chest bone as Bronson is slowly crawling over to the ropes. Who is going to end this match? Who is walking out of here with the New Breed Championship?
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis will, just watch!
Eve: Bronson uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, still grabbing at the side of his head. How can either of them have ANYTHING left?
Deadprez: Alexis has turned over onto her stomach and she is pushing herself up to her knees. Bronson looks to be sizing her up. She sits up onto her knees…BRONSON LUNGES FORWARD WITH A BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR- BUT ALEXIS DUCKED UNDERNEATH IT!!! Bronson stumbles forward and turns around and Alexis is up to her feet. Both of them are just staring at each other.
Eve: Bronson smiles and holds his hand up for a high five.
Gavin Kirkland: About time he gives her some credit.
Eve: BUT ALEXIS TAKES THE INITIATIVE AND JUST ROCKED BRONSON WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE!!! SHE STOLE HIS OWN SIGNATURE MOVE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Stealing moves? Seems to be something her and her friend like to do. BUt I will forgive them as they have both stolen my heart.
Deadprez: Bronson is still stunned by the slap. Alexis grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes. He comes flying back AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ALEXIS DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! Bronson bounces off the ropes again, he comes flying at Alexis and reaches out to grab her, but she slides in between his legs…Bronson stops dead…but Alexis is already up…she grabs Bronson around the waist…SNAP SUPLEX. Bronson is quick to get up, as Alexis though.
Eve: Bronson tries to hit Alexis with a spinning elbow, but she ducks and grabs him by the back of the head…she wraps her arm around his neck and runs up the turnbuckle…she pushes off and they turn…BULL-NO! BRONSON MANAGED TO STAY UPRIGHT AND SHIFTS ALEXIS AROUND…SIT-OUT POWERBOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: My baby looks like she is in so much pain! Bronson back up to his feet…he runs and bounces off the ropes…but stops at Alexis…
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): FOUR-TWENTY!!!
Deadprez: BRONSON JUMPS AND HITS ALEXIS WITH THE FOUR-TWENTY DROP! He hooks her leg for the pin!
Deadprez: Kickout by the challenger!
Gavin Kirkland: Did he seriously think that after everything she has been put through tonight, that that little fancy-ass leg drop was going to put down my Queen?
Eve: Bronson quickly jumps to his feet. He looks down at Alexis…and is doing ANOTHER Brosal Shuffle. He stops and reaches down, grabbing Alexis by the hair.
Ref (Off mic): WATCH THE HAIR!
Deadprez: Bronson hoists Alexis up onto his shoulder and walks over to the corner of the ring. Oh no, what is he doing? Bronson climbs up to the top rope and positions Alexis for the Last Smoke But Cooler. He seems to be having trouble. ALEXIS JUST SLIPPED OUT OF HIS ARMS AND DROPS TO THE MAT FEET FIRST! Alexis throws a shoulder into Bronson’s shin and he loses balance…AND FALLS GROIN FIRST ONTO THE ROPES! BRONSON IS SUSPENDED ON THE ROPES AND HE LOOKS TO BE IN PAIN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND ALEXIS DOES THE BROSAL SHUFFLE IN FRONT OF BRONSON! She runs and bounces off the ropes…comes flying back…jumps onto the top rope…BOUNCES ONTO BRONSON’S SHOULDERS AND HITS A HURRICANRANA TO THE OUTSIDE MATS!!!
Deadprez: Talk about insult to injury!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis springs up to her feet. She reaches under the apron…AND PULLS A METAL CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! She turns to Bronson and lifts it above her head…BUT THE REF TOOK THE CHAIR AS WELL! JUST LIKE HOW HE TOOK THE TITLE FROM HER EARLIER IN THE MATCH! WHAT THE HELL REF?!?!
Deadprez: She seems determined to cheat to win, but the ref isn’t having any of it.
Eve: Alexis watches as the ref turns his back ato bring the chair to the otherside of the ring…and she reaches back under the ring…and pulls out something small. She slides it o-THOSE ARE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: She will end this! She will win this!
Deadprez: Bronson is up on his feet…ALEXIS SWINGS WITH A RIGHT HOOK…BUT BRONSON DUCKS THE BRASS KNUCKLES! Alexis’ momentum turns her around and Bronson grabs her around the waist from behind…
Deadprez: SUPLEX! ONTO THE RING STAIRS!! ALEXIS JUST LOOKED TO HAVE BROKEN HER BACK ON THOSE RING STAIRS!!! Alexis rolls off as the ref comes running over to see what happened!
Eve: Bronson steps around the ring stairs and grabs the injured Alexis, pulling her to her feet. He grabs her around the waist in a bear hug…AND SLAMS HER INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! ALEXIS SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): You just can’t leave my nuts alone, can you?
Eve: And AGAIN he crushes her into that plexiglass.
Gavin Kirkland: She is going to need a nice oil massage tonight. I volunteer my services!
Deadprez: Bronson turns with Alexis still in that bear hug hold. He lines her up…AND SLAMS HER INTO THE RING POST!!! Okay Bronson, this seems like overkill buddy.
Ref (Off mic): Okay, get back in the ring!
Eve: Bronson hoists Alexis up and rolls her into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs up onto the apron using the stairs, then enters the ring through the middle rope. Alexis is squirming in the ring, grabbing at her lower back. She seems to be in a lot of pain, even while laying on her stomach here.
Deadprez: Bronson walks over to her and plants a HARD boot to Alexis’ back, causing her to scream out in pain. Bronson takes a step back…but quickly jumps forward and KICKS ALEXIS IN THE RIBS!!!
Eve: He isn’t going for the win and done anymore, he seems to want to teach Alexis a lesson.
Deadprez: Alexis is laying face down in the ring, grabbing at her ribs and her back. What else does Bronson have planned?
Eve: Bronson grabs Alexis to her feet…turns her around…BACKSTABBER ON ALEXIS’ ALREADY INJURED BACK!!! ALEXIS IS FLOPPING AROUND IN THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Just pin her or make her tap out, Bronson. Bro…this is not cool.
Eve: Bronson up to his feet again and he is shooting Alexis a dirty look.
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): Had enough, princess?
Deadprez: Bronson rubs his jaw, still feeling the damage Alexis did earlier…but he seems intent on damaging her permanently.
Eve: Bronson walks up and grabs Alexis by the hair…pulling her to her knees.
Ref (Off mic): What did I tell you about the hair?
Bronson Daniels (Off mic): You told me enough not to care when she blasts m-
Deadprez: ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST HEADBUTTED BRONSON IN THE NUTS!!! Bronson had his back turned to the ref so the ref didn’t see exactly what happened!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!
Deadprez: Alexis up to her feet. She goes running and bounces-no…she stops and drops to her knees again, that back hitting the ropes must have caused a lot of pain. But, she seems to be fighting through it and she gets back to her feet. She goes running at Bronson, jumps…BULLDOG!!! Bronson rolls over onto his back, grabbing his already injured jaw.
Eve: Alexis looks at the injured Bronson, a pained look on her face as I’m sure she is fighting through a lot. Quickly Alexis runs over and climbs up the turnbuckle. She looks out to the crowd…closes her eyes…HEARTSTOPPER! HEARTSTOPPER! HEARTSTOPPER! WE COULD HAVE A FRESH NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! ALEXIS GOES FOR THE PIN…
Deadprez: NO! ALEXIS HAD TO LET GO OF THE PIN!!! SHE IS ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND, GRABBING HER BACK. The way she was leaning on Bronson must have put too much pressure on her back.
Eve: Alexis struggles to get back up to her feet. She makes her way back over to the turnbuckle…climbs up…ANOTHER HEARTSTOPPER! NO!!! BRONSON JUMPED TO HIS FEET AND CAUGHT ALEXIS IN MID-AIR…POSITIONING HER INTO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TORTURE RACK!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Break free, Alexis! Don’t let him do this to you!
Deadprez: Bronson has a look on his face, like he is about to end her. No wait…Alexis is wriggling around. She manages to adjust herself around…HOLY SHIT!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST CAUGHT BRONSON DANIELS IN THE LEXI LOCK!!! SHE HAS THE LEXI LOCK IN TIGHT AND BRONSON LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN PAIN!!!
Eve: After everything that has happened tonight…could this be how it ends? Both are in pain, so any submission is increased ten fold…so this Lexi Lock must be horrific.
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson drops down to one knee. He is trying to fight this off, but Alexis has it in tight!
Deadprez: Bronson leans back as Alexis pulls the arm tighter. Bronson is raising his hand…he looks like he is ready to tap…
Eve: BRONSON FALLS BACK ONTO ALEXIS, TRAPPED IN THE HOLD BUT PINNING HER SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
Deadprez: I don’t think Alexis even knows what is going on, her eyes are shut wide and she is still trying to wrench Bronson’s arm.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: NO!
Eve: Alexis opens her eyes and lets go of the Lexi Lock! I think she thinks she won!
Gina Romano: Your winner…
Deadprez: Alexis is trying to pull herself to the ropes as Bronson is already standing. She is trying to get to the ref.
Gina Romano: …AND STILL NEW BREED CHAMPION…
Eve: Alexis stops dead in her tracks, her jaw drops. She must be livid. She thought she made Bronson tap, when really he used her own hold to pin her down.
Gina Romano: …BRONSON DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEEEEELLLLS!!!
Deadprez: Alexis is chewing out the ref. She is simply besides herself!
(‘Nightcrawler’ plays once again as Bronson Daniels rolls himself out of the ring before Alexis Chambers can get his hands on her.)
Eve: It was clear of Bronson Daniels to use Alexis Chambers’ own submission hold against her! He managed to pin her shoulders down!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS WAS ROBBED! #JUSTICE4ALEXIS!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers looked amazing tonight! I thought that she had the match won by the Lexi Lock, but Bronson Daniels is too crafty and smart! You wouldn’t think that from someone that smokes pot, but he is an amazing athlete. Congratulations to Bronson!
Gavin Kirkland: Can we move on to the next match?
(Promotional ad for Voltage’s Bloodsport, where EAW Champion Rex McAllister puts his title on the line against Myles, and Minerva defends her Universal Women’s Championship against Serena Bennett.)
( The instrumental of “A Day To Remember” by 2nd Sucks echoes throughout the performance center along with an eruption of boos as Ronan Malosi jerks the curtain. He steps onto the entranceway, spreads his arm and poses while soaking in the atmosphere. Malosi makes his way down the ramp with confidence and ignores the limited audience in attendance. )
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi seems to be heading into this match with confidence, but this match is going to be very important to the future of “Hot Takes”. Malosi is looking to correct the mistake that Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage managements made and that was overlooking him in the previous EAW draft. Ronan knows how important this is, but lately on his pursuit of a brand contract, he’s bit off more than he can chew.
Eve: Instead of impressing the highness of our Showdown general manager, Ryan Wilson, Malosi has disrespected and established himself on his bad side, and you don’t want to be on Wilson’s bad side. Malosi has made it clear that he will wrestle anywhere, no matter the circumstance, and let’s say if he actually beats Wilson and earns the contract. He’s going to walk into the Showdown locker room knowing that Wilson, the same man who screwed him in his match against Cage, is still in authority. If anything, Malosi still has a lot to accomplish.
( ‘The Only Thing They Fear Is You’ by Mick Gordon blasts through the speakers to even louder boos. The socially distanced crowd expresses their hatred for Ryan Wilson as he steps out onto the stage with a smile on his face. Ryan Wilson scans the horizon before he nonchalantly marches down the aisle and towards the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Cape Town, South Africa, weighing in at 280 pounds…. “THE HOT TAKE KING”, ROOOOOONNAAANNN MALLOOOOOSIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds.. HE IS THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER, “WILDSIDE”, RYYAAAAANNNNNNN WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s be honest here, Ryan Wilson has done an excellent job as a general manager, but there’s one thing that I would change. Why do we have a man dressed up as a homeless hobo as our general manager? We seriously couldn’t get anyone better looking in that position? Like Jamie O’Hara or someone? God, my knees are trembling imagining Jamie in a suit…
Eve: When it comes to Ryan Wilson doing an excellent job ever since being appointed as Showdown’s general manager, a lot of people can disagree with that opinion. Wilson has without a shadow of a doubt, used his power for nefarious reasons and while Showdown ratings have spiked, Wilson has been utilizing his authority for extremely unhealthy intentions, and tonight Malosi looks to shut him up and earn a contrac-
( Ryan Wilson comes to the announcer’s desk and smashes the top of it with his hand. )
Ryan Wilson (off-mic): SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WHAT DID I SAY!! TELL THEM THE TRUTH OR I’M FIRING YOUR ASS!!
Eve: I retract all of my statements. Ryan Wilson is the greatest Elite Answers Wrestling general manager of all time.
Ryan Wilson (off-mic): HA-HA!!!!!!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: The bell has rung, which means this match is officially underway, and Ronan Malosi is going to have to make every little second count in this match if he wants a contract. Both elitists now meet in the middle of the ring and stance face-to-face. Wilson is ready to dish out all of his anger from everytime Malosi has spoiled the mood, while Malosi seeks revenge for everytime he was screwed out of an opportunity by the general manager himself!
Deadprez: Malosi clearly has a huge size advantage and he will definitely use his figure as a weapon. They now signal to begin this match with a test of strength. Wilson raises his hands as he accepts the challenge. I’d like to see how Wilson will fare against the bigger Malosi! They both interlock their hands.
Gavin Kirkland: DAMN!! RYAN WILSON WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!! THE GENERAL MANAGER QUICK WITH THE DISRESPECT AS MALOSI IS FUMING!! MALOSI RUNS AND DARTS INTO WILSON, BUT WILSON IMMEDIATELY JUMPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND ESCAPES TO RINGSIDE!
Ryan Wilson (off-mic): CALM DOWN!! TELL THIS MAN TO CALM DOWN!!
Eve: Ryan Wilson with the hit-and-run slap as he now cautiously climbs onto the apron and steps through the ropes. The bell just chimed and we’re already getting personal here. However, I don’t think irritating and frustrating someone as volatile as Ronan Malosi will be far from beneficial. Malosi has a dangerous arsenal and once Wilson is on the receiving end of his patented big boot, it’s game over for “The Canadian Studmuffin”.
Deadprez: The referee stands between them and sets space between them as both competitors are back in the ring. WILSON QUICKLY RUNS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE WAIST! He tries for a takedown by the waist, but Malosi effortlessly keeps his ground due to this size advantage and muscles him away. He whips him into the ropes and GROUNDS HIM WITH A HUGE SHOULDER TACKLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson just got his world turned inside updown, left-to-the-right, by Ronan Malosi! Our general manager is in huge, huge, tremendous trouble as Malosi now grabs him by the wrist and Irish whips him into the ropes!
Eve: MALOSI CHARGES INTO HIM!! WILSON GETS HIS FOOT UP!! MALOSI GETS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AS WILSON STOMPS THE MIDSECTION, CLASPS HIS LEFT HAND AND RUNS UP THE ROPES!! WILSON STEPS UP ONTO THE ROPES, ONTO THE ADJACENT ROPES!!
Deadprez: BUT MALOSI FORCES HIM TO RELINQUISH THE WRIST-LOCK AND WILSON GOES BALLS FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!! I believe he was looking for the wrist-lock springboard tornado ddt, but “The Hot Take King” planned otherwise. Malosi now gets a hold of the throat! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE “FLATLINED” KNEE STRIKE!! HE PULLS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A CHOKEHOLD AND LIFTS THE KNEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON MANAGES TO EVADE THE KNEE AND ROLL HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY!!
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! WILSON REELS BACKWARDS INTO THE ROPES AND STOPS MALOSI IN HIS TRACKS WITH ANOTHER BIG BOOT!! Malosi is staggered as WILSON NOW QUICKLY STEPS UP THE TURNBUCKLES!! HE SOARS OFF!! AND SPLASHES ONTO RONAN MALOSI WITH A SENSATIONAL CROSSBODY!! LEGS ARE HOOKED!!
Eve: RONAN POWERS OUT AND IMMEDIATELY SNATCHES WILSON AND HOLDS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! WILSON IS SCREAMING AS RONAN IS SHOWCASING HIS STRENGTH!! HE CARRIES HIM WHILE HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! HE NOW HOISTS HIM UP!! WILSON MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND EVADE THE FALLAWAY SLAM!!
Deadprez: RONAN SWINGS FORWARD!! WILSON DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!! RONAN DUCKS BENEATH THE LEGS, COMES OFF THE ROPES AND GETS OBLITERATED BY A CLOTHESLINE!! RYAN WILSON CLEANS RONAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE AS HE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT! Wilson now cinches in a grounded chinlock onto “The Hot Takes King” and looks to weaken and soften him up. If Wilson is able to drown the energy and power out of Ronan Malosi, then he’s going to have this match won, but that feat takes a lot of time and effort, and is very difficult as Malosi is already showing resistance.
Eve: It was surprising to see Wilson flatten the bigger Malosi with that lariat. But, Wilson is unquestionably an extremely talented man as MALOSI NOW THRUSTS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MIDSECTION TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN! Malosi is giving his all to escape the chinlock as Wilson strengthens it more and more! MALOSI ESCAPES OUT OF IT AND SINKS HIS KNEE INTO THE MIDSECTION!
Deadprez: Malosi now propels him into the ropes with an Irish whip! WILSON COMES OFF THE ROPES, SNATCHES MALOSI’S HEAD AND SPIKES HIM WITH A SNAP DDT!! MALOSI WAS LOOKING FOR A BACK BODY DROPS PERHAPS, BUT GOT DRILLED ONTO HIS HEAD INSTEAD!! WILSON QUICKLY GOES FOR THE SIDEPRESS COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
Eve: MALOSI POWERS OUT AT TWO YET AGAIN! Ryan Wilson still has to inflict more damage onto Ronan Malosi if he wants to win by pinfall. Wilson forces Malosi into the corner and begins to pepper him with punches and stomps! “Wildside”, Ryan Wilson bullying Ronan Malosi in the corner with a can of whoop ass BEFORE RUNNING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! WILSON QUICKLY REBOUNDS OFF AND GOES FOR IT!! HE’S GOING FOR THE HELLUVA KICK!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MALOSI DUCKS DOWN BENEATH HIS LEGS, HOISTS HIM UP WITH ONE HAND AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!
Deadprez: NO!! RYAN WILSON IS ABLE TO JUMP OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND CLOCK HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK!! WHAT A KICK TO THE JAW AS WILSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! MALOSI COUNTERS AND POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!! BUT THE GENERAL MANAGER ADAPTS IN MID-AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SUPERMAN PUNCH!! A SUPERMAN PUNCH THAT SENDS “THE HOT TAKES KING” FALTERING THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Eve: Ronan Malosi splatters onto the ringside, subconscious from that devastating superman punch to the head as Wilson looks like he’s ready to combust! Wilson impatiently hops in the squared circle while Malosi slowly emerges to his feet. RYAN NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! HE GOES AIR WILSON WITH A TOPEEEE SUIIIICIDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Deadprez: MALOSI GRABS HIM IN MID AIR BY THE THROAT!!! HOISTS HIM UP… AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A CHOKESLAM!! MALOSI WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM ONTO THE APRON AS HE NOW INSERTS WILSON BACK INTO THE RING!!
Gavin Kirkland: “The Hot Takes King” with a game-changing counter that changes the complexion of the match. MALOSI HOPS AND ROTATES!! AND SENDS RYAN WILSON INTO THE ATMOSPHERE WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!! A MARVELLOUS LARIAT AS MALOSI DROPS TO THE GROUND AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON KICKS-OUT!! Malosi almost had the general manager there as he now pulls him up by the throat. MALOSI LOOKING FOR ANOTHER CHOKESLAM!! THE “SPINE SPLITTER”!!!! NO!!! WILSON ESCAPES AND JUMPS TO THE SIDE!! AND COMES FROM THE SIDE AND PICKS HIM UP!! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! NO!! MALOSI ESCAPES WITH SHOULDERS TO THE NECK AND MUSCLES WILSON INTO THE CORNER.
Deadprez: WILSON GETS POUNDED INTO THE CORNER WITH A BODY SPLASH AND GETS BROUGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND RONAN DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!! MALOSI PINS HIM DOWN WITH A BACKPRESS COVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Ronan is back up to his feet while Wilson is on his knees. I think Malosi is looking for the end! MALOSI RUNS AND ELEVATES HIS LEG!! THE BIG BOOT!! NO!! WILSON DUCKS THE “SLEEPING PILL” BIG BOOT KICK AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson nails him with a spinning heel kick to the midsection before he runs and rebounds off the ropes. RONAN LOOKS UP TO THE SIGHT OF A FLYING WILSON!! WILSON SOARS ONTO HIM WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! BUT RONAN HOLDS ONTO HIM!! THE POWER ON DISPLAY AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!
Eve: WHAT A SUPLEX AS WILSON NOW QUICKLY RETREATS TO THE CORNER!! BUT MALOSI ISN’T DONE YET!! MALOSI DARTS INTO THE AIR!! AND GOES FOR A BODY SPLASH!! BUT WILSON SIDE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!! WILSON EVADES THE BODY SPLASH AND CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK!! THE HELLLLUUUUVAAA KICKKKKK!!!! IT CONNECTS!! MALOSI GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CORNER WITH THE HELLUVA KICK!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!! MALOSI ABSORBED THE BLOW OF THE HELLUVA KICK AND WILSON IS NOW CINCHED IN THE ANKLE LOCK! WHERE THE HELL DID RONAN MALOSI GET THE ANKLE LOCK FROM!?!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is screeching in the pain as he did not expect to be put in the ankle lock by the bigger Ronan Malosi! “The Hot Take King” may be on the cusp of securing a submission victory over the Showdown general manager as he continues to cinch in the ankle lock! What a sight!
Eve: BUT WILSON ROLLS THROUGH AND MALOSI GOES FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES! WILSON ESCAPES OUT OF THE ANKLE LOCK AND STUFFS MALOSI WITH A YAKUZA KICK THROUGH THE ROPES!! Malosi staggered on the apron as Wilson’s yakuza kick wasn’t enough! BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A LIGHTBULB LIT UP IN HIS MIND!! WHAT IS HE THINKING NOW?!?!
Deadprez: WILSON SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SNATCHES RONAN’S HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A TORNADO DDT OFF THE APRON!! A DEATH-DEFYING DDT AS THAT COULD BE IT FOR RONAN MALOSI!! WILSON GINGERLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND SLIDES RONAN IN WITH HIM!!
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! RONAN MALOSI IS SUPINE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! WILSON SOARS AND GOES DOWN ONTO RONAN WITH A FROG SPLASH! A FROG SPLASH CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! COVER!!
Eve: KICK-OUT!! Wilson becomes frustrated as he is in the referee’s shirt. Ryan almost had the win secured, but Ronan Malosi continues to stay alive in this match-up! BUT LOOK! Malosi is leaned against the corner! THIS IS AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT FOR WILSON!! WILSON TURNS AROUND WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE CORNER!! HELLUVA KICK!!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!! WILSON NAILS THE HELLUVA KICK ONTO MALOSI, BUT MALOSI ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BEFORE WILSON COULD GET THE COVER ON!! Wilson has won this match, but Malosi’s in-ring IQ is next level! His ring awareness is on point as Malosi just avoided that pinfall loss just now!
Gavin Kirkland: Am I the only one noticing the fine structure of Ryan Wilson’s ass?
Eve: No one is looking at his ass other than yo- RYAN WILSON NOW SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!! TOPE CON HILO!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT MALOSI CATCHES HIM!! MALOSI CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR AS HE NOW CARRIES HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS. WILSON IS SUSPENDED FROM HIS SHOULDERS UPSIDE DOWN, DANGLING FOR HIS SAFETY AS MALOSI NOW HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!
Eve: BUT WILSON SWINGS DOWN AND SENDS MALOSI FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! WILSON ESCAPES DISASTER AND MALOSI MAY HAVE GOTTEN A FACELIFT OF HIS OWN!! TRAGIC COLLISION INTO THE RINGPOST AS WILSON IS NOW RUNNING AROUND RINGSIDE??
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is sprinting around the ringside area whereas “The Hot Takes King” is using the ringpost to help himself onto his feet. WHAT IS THIS?? WILSON GOES FULL SPEED AHEAD AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE RINGPOST! BUT MALOSI INTERCEPTS WITH A BIG BOOT!! THE “SLEEPING PILL” KICK CONNECTS IN MID-AIR AS WILSON WAS LOOKING FOR SOME AERIAL MANEUVER THROUGH THE RINGPOST!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DAMN!! MALOSI ISN’T FINISHED YET AS HE GRABS AHOLD OF HIS THROAT WITH A CHOKEHOLD… OH NO!! HE AGGRESSIVELY PULLS HIM OFF THE RINGPOST!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT!! THE “FLATLINED” CHOKEHOLD KNEE LIFT FOLLOWING THE “SLEEPING PILL” BIG BOOT AS HE NOW BRINGS OUR GENERAL MANAGER BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! RONAN MALOSI CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! MALOSI IS APOPLECTIC AND ABSOLUTELY BESIDE HIMSELF!! Malosi gets up to his feet and signals for the end! MALOSI IS CUEING FOR THE FINISH OF THIS MATCH AS HE SNATCHES WILSON’S WRIST AND PULLS HIM WITH IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON PULLS HIM IN!! AND SNATCHES HIM!!! “DEATH-RO”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT WILSON USES THE MOMENTUM FROM RONAN AND FLIPS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS FEET!!! WILSON ESCAPES THE “DEATH-RO” MODIFIED STO!! BUT HE DOESN’T ESCAPE THE DOMINANCE OF RONAN MALOSI FOR LONG AS MALOSI COMES OFF THE ROPES AND STORMS IN LIKE A MACK TRUCK!! “SLEEPING PILL”!!!! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT CONNECTS ACROSS THE MUSHER OF RYAN WILSON!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON DUCKS IT!!! WILSON EVADES THE “SLEEPING PILL”, LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CLOCKS MALOSI’S JAW WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! A DEVASTATING SUPERMAN PUNCH AS WILSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, DARTS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH!!
Deadprez: BUT RONAN CATCHES HIM WITH CHOKEHOLD!! RONAN HAS THE THROAT AS HE NOW LIFTS HIM UP!! THE “SPINEEEEEE SPLITTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. BUT WILSON ADAPTS IN MID-AIR!! OH MY!!! HE GRABS HIS HEAD AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE CUTTER!! HE COUNTERS THE CHOKESLAM BACKBREAKER INTO THE JUMPING CUTTER IN MID-FLIGHT!! “CHAOS THEORY” CONNECTS AS HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS IT!! BALLL GAMEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE GETS KNOCKED OUT!! WHAT?!?!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI GOT HIS SHOULDER UP, BUT AS HE BROUGHT IT UP, HE INADVERTENTLY UPPERCUTTED THE REFEREE RIGHT IN THE JAW!! WHAT AN ACCIDENTAL HAYMAKER PUNCH FROM MALOSI AS THE REFEREE IS OUT!! SOMEONE GET A NEW REFEREE OUT HERE!!
Deadprez: OH DEAR… Ryan Wilson is signalling for a referee to come out and we all know what happened last time!! When Wilson faced Kelton last week, he took out the original referee and a new referee came in. However, that referee was not just an ordinary referee, that referee was evidently working with the general manager! When Kelton had it won, the referee refused to count and this might repeat with Ronan Malosi!
Gavin Kirkland: Imagine how embarrassing this would be for Ronan Malosi! To get outsmarted by Wilson! Imagine how low his stock would plummet after that much embarrassment!
Eve: That would be incredibly embarrassing! Wilson’s referee has slid into the ring as he has a smile on his face. Ever since he was sworn into his leadership role as Showdown’s general manager, Wilson has abused his power to his advantage. He’s given himself championship opportunities and now he’s going to make an example out of Ronan Malosi, a brash son-of-a-gun who just wants a job!
Deadprez: Wilson with a confident smirk on his face as he nonchalantly walks around the ring with Ronan Malosi in his sights. He whispers into the referee, most likely with instruction before he turns arou-
Eve: MALOSI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND PULLS HIM IN BY THE HAND!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE “DEATH-RO”!! THE MODIFIED STO CONNECTS ONTO RYAN WILSON AS MALOSI NOW ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COUNT!! MALOSI GETS A CONTRACT!! MALOSI IS SIGNED TO SHOWDOWN!! HERE WE GO!!
Gavin Kirkland: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Eve slaps Gavin Kirkland in the face, which momentarily knocks him out. )
Eve: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAMN!
Deadprez: The referee called into this match by Ryan Wilson himself is refusing to count it! This is exactly what this referee did to screw Jon Kelton last week! This is absolute, utter bullshit! Ronan Malosi had this match won! He should be a proud member of the Showdown roster as of this moment! COME ON!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ZZZzzzzZZZZZzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZz
Eve: Ronan Malosi is upset and frustrated as he looks for the original referee, who is still knocked out cold by the inadvertent uppercut from earlier! Ronan is tempted to put his hands on the referee, but he simply cannot or his fight to get signed to a brand will be bamboozled! Ronan stares the referee in the eyes and intimidates him before he turns around.. He grabs a hold of Wilson!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE WITH A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND!! MALOSI’S BELLS JUST GOT JINGLED BY WILSON’S REFEREE AS WILSON NOW EMERGES UP TO HIS FEET WITH A DIRTY SMILE IN HIS FACE!! THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE!! NO MATTER HOW BIG A MAN IS, A LOW BLOW WILL TAKE HIM DOWN!!
Eve: WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW!! THE REFEREE THRUSTS RONAN FROM BEHIND INTO THE HANDS OF WILSON!! WILSON SNATCHES HIM FROM THE SIDE… WHAT THE….. HE’S GOING TO HIT IT!! THIS IS WHAT HE BEAT JON KELTON WITH AT THIS PAST SHOWDOWN!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON CONNECTS WITH RONAN MALOSI’S OWN FINISHER!! HE DIDN’T GET ALL OF THAT MODIFIED STO BUT HE GOT ENOUGH OF IT!! WILSON WITH THE INSULT TO INJURY AS HE CONFIDENTLY CRAWLS OVER TO THE FALLEN “HOT TAKE KING” FOR THE COVER!! MALOSI WILL NEVER GET A JOB!
Deadprez: MALOSI POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! ARE YOU KIDDDDDDDDDDDINGGG ME?!!??!? MALOSI SURVIVES A LOW BLOW AND HIS OWN FINISHER!! RYAN WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! WILSON THOUGHT HE BEAT MALOSI AT HIS OWN GAME, BUT MALOSI CONTINUES TO BE PERSISTENT IN THIS MATCH-UP!! MALOSI’S LIVELIHOOD IS ON THE LINE HERE!! MALOSI’S FUTURE IS ON THE LINE HERE!! HE NEEDS THIS CONTRACT TO FEED HIMSELF, TO HAVE A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, TO GO TO SLEEP WITH A PEACE AT MIND!!
Eve: WILSON IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO COUNT FASTER!! BOTH THE REFEREE AND OUR GENERAL MANAGER ARE BUMPING HEADS AND ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER!! Smoke is fuming out of Wilson’s head as they continue to converse angrily with each other!
Deadprez: Wilson warns his own personally-appointed referee as he turns around and grabs Malosi! Malosi is completely out of it! He’s subconscious and he’s out like a light! No way Malosi has the energy within him to get out of this precarious position as he is still feeling the effects of the low blow from moments ago!
Eve: WILSON KICKS THE MIDSECTION…. AND GRABS THE HEAD!! “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!” RYAN WILSON CONNECTS WITH THE ULTIMATE STUNNER!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
Deadprez: NO!! MALOSI PUSHES HIM AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND WILSON GOES CRASHING INTO HIS REFEREE!! THE REFEREE GOES FALTERING THROUGH THE ROPES AND SPLATTERING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS WILSON IS LIVID!! WILSON IS SEETHING AS MALOSI MAY HAVE JUST INADVERTENTLY TAKEN OUT WHAT WAS LIMITING HIM FROM SUCCEEDING IN THIS MATCH!!
Eve: WILSON IS YELLING AT THE REFEREE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND WAKE UP, BUT IT IS NO AVAIL!! MALOSI WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE COMES OFF THE CORNER AND CHARGES INTO WILSON!! WILSON TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF HIM!! “SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPINGGGG PILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”
Deadprez: WILSON DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A LOW BLOW!! MALOSI RECEIVES A SECOND LOW BLOW IN THIS MATCH AS WILSON IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION YET AGAIN!! THE ORIGINAL REFEREE IS BACK INTO THE FOLD AS HE GINGERLY CRAWLS INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Eve: WILSON WENT FROM HOPELESS TO HOPEFUL AS HE SAW THE REFEREE COME BACK IN. WILSON KNOWS HE HAS THIS IN THE BAG AS HE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND BEGINS TO ASCEND THE TURNBUCKLES.. WILSON IS LOOKING TO RISK IT ALL AS MALOSI CONTINUES TO STRUGGLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET!!!
Deadprez: The referee is leaning on the middle rope as WILSON IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MALOSI IS STILL DAZED IN LA-LA-LAND AND WHATEVER WILSON HAS IN MIND MIGHT END THIS FOR ONCE AND FOR GOOD!! WILSON SOARS INTO THE AIR AND SPREADS HIS ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: “CHAOS THEORY” FROM RONAN MALOSI!! RONAN MALOSI COUNTERED WITH RYAN WILSON’S CUTTER IN MID-AIR!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE DO THAT??! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! RONAN GOES FOR THE COVER AS THE ORIGINAL REFEREE COMES SLOWLY OVER FOR THE COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “A Day To Remember” by 2nd Sucks begins to play throughout the performance center to an explosive pop as Ronan Malosi rolls off of Ryan Wilson and raises both fists in the air as he lays down exhausted on the canvas. Malosi brandishes a smile on his face as after weeks of tribulation, Ronan Malosi is finally back on a brand. )
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: This will be a day to remember for everyone indeed, especially Ronan Malosi himself! This is the day Ronan Malosi proves his stock value and worth to the EAW Universe. This was the day where Ronan Malosi established himself a legitimate competitor here at Elite Answers Wrestling! This was the day where Ronan Malosi’s Hot Take Era kickstarts!
Eve: Ronan Malosi was able to avert every obstacle presented by Ryan Wilson’s abuse of power and for that, we’ve got to give him a huge hand. Malosi has continued to prove everyone wrong, including the executives who overlooked him in the draft, and tonight he proved that he deserves to have a contract, and tonight marks the day Ronan Malosi is officially a part of the Showdown brand. But, with Ryan Wilson around, Ronan Malosi will still have a huge target on his back.
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi may be walking out of Midsummer Massacre with a Showdown contract, with a job nonetheless, we have to note that Ryan Wilson is his BOSS. Ryan Wilson remains as the Showdown general manager, and starting now, Malosi is most definitely going to receive consequence after consequence after embarrassing and outstanding him tonight, at Midsummer Massacre.
Gavin Kirkland: HUH? What happened? Why does my face hurt?
Eve: Cause’ I slapped the shit out of you?
Gavin Kirkland: OH YEAH.. As I was saying… SEVEN….. EIGHT…. NINE….. TEN….. ELEVE-
( Eve goes over to punch Gavin Kirkland, but Gavin jumps out of his seat and distances himself from Eve. )
Eve: Anyways… Congratulations to Ronan Malosi, but Malosi still has a lot of work to pick up after.
(Commercial for Jake Smith’s cooking show, where he shows exactly how NOT to cook. The commercial ends when Jake accidentally lights the entire set on fire just by making a sandwich.)
(Midsummer Massacre fades in and cuts to the next match graphic.)
(Gina is standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“You Say Run V2” by Yuki Hayashi begins to blast across the PA System.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 141 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE GIRL ON FIRE’ SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!
(The crowd erupts as Sierra walks on stage, ready for her match, full of confidence and energy.)
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: Here comes Sierra looking big and beefy! :noah: She might be the one to replace Thicclow Reichert in my heart this season since it doesn’t appear my red headed queen plans on joining the roster again any time soon. Sierra got that phat, spankable ass that I just wanna punish :noah:
Eve: Oh brother.
Deadprez: This match for the Interwire Championship is a bit of a rematch, I guess. Back at Shock Value, Sierra and Consuela met in an Electric Chair Match, which ended with Sierra picking up a rather controversial victory.
Eve: That’s right. The Corvus, who had been targeting Consuela at the time, helped Sierra to victory on that night and no doubt Sierra wants to prove that she could have gotten the job done regardless.
Gavin Kirkland: Sierra is also looking for her first championship here in EAW, after coming up short on three other occasions. She’s said all week that she is willing to do whatever it takes to walk away victorious tonight, and we’re going to see if Miss Thicc is able to make good on that promise.
(Sierra climbs into the ring and gets set, and her music fades out. A few seconds later, “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to play.)
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM FRIAS, SPAIN… WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING INTERWIRE CHAMPION… ‘THE PERFECTIONIST’ CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!
(Consuela also receives a warm reaction as she walks out, Interwire Championship held in the air proudly. Consuela poses for a moment, and then begins to make her way to the ring.)
Deadprez: Shock and drama surrounded Consuela Rose Ava when she cashed in the 24/7 Contract back at Grand Rampage to become the Interwire Championship. In doing so, she shattered the heart of her own sister, Ms. Extreme, to end the war between herself and The Corvus.
Eve: Since then, Consuela has successfully defended the Interwire Championship at Fighting Spirit: Omaha against two losers, and then at Pain for Pride against her friend, Terry Chambers.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol: ‘Friend’. Can someone please tell me how in the fuck Terry Chambers got lucky enough to stick his dick in an Ava? It defies logic.
Deadprez: :wow: Homie dropped all that weight, became a cac, got some hair extensions, and now he’s gettin’ the bitches.
Gavin Kirkland: That shit is unfair.
Eve: Anyways. Consuela is no doubt looking to continue her reign as Interwire Champion and I can’t wait to see how she does in this match against a very motivated and very talented Sierra Brandford.
(Consuela is in the ring and has passed the championship to the referee. He shows it to both women as Consuela’s music cuts out and both signal that they are ready for the match to begin. Sierra cocks a smile at Consuela as the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA WASTING NO TIME! SHE IMMEDIATELY RUSHES THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR A LARIAT!
Eve: CONSUELA DUCKS AND SIERRA IS FORCED TO HIT THE BREAKS BEFORE SHE CRASHES INTO THE ROPES! SHE WHIRLS AROUND AND EATS A DROPKICK THAT TAKES HER TO THE MAT! CONSUELA MOUNTS SIERRA AND BEGINS UNLOADING SEVERAL PRECISE RIGHTS AND LEFTS!
Deadprez: THOSE PUNCHES ARE CONNECTING BUT SIERRA IS ABLE TO MUSCLE CONSUELA OFF AND ROLL TO THE SIDE. SIERRA GRABS THE ROPES TO YANK HERSELF UP, BUT HERE COMES CONSUELA! CONSUELA FLIES AT SIERRA… LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!! THE KNEE OF DE-
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES! SIERRA PULLED DOWN ON THE ROPES AND CONSUELA’S MOMENTUM JUST CAUSED HER TO TAKE A NASTY SPILL TO THE OUTSIDE! SIERRA TAKES A QUICK LOOK TO MAKE SURE CONSUELA IS DOWN AND SHE RACES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! SIERRA USES THE ROPES TO SEND HER FORWARD AND SHE LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!
Eve: SPRINGBOARD SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SIERRA LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF CONSUELA!!! SIERRA ROLLS BACK TO HER FEET AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! WHAT AN AMAZING COMBINATION OF MOVES BY THE TALENTED SIERRA BRADFORD!!!
Deadprez: SIERRA HAS CONSUELA AND SHE THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: The aggression from Sierra Bradford! :noah:! I want. I need.
Eve: I stan!
Deadprez: Sierra has Consuela by the hair and she throws her into the ring! Sierra said this week that she will do whatever it takes to win this match and become the Interwire Champion and it looks like she is going to make good on that promise if the opening minutes of this contest are anything to judge by! Sierra is back inside now as well, and she pulls Consuela up! Sierra with a quick snap suplex and she goes for the cover!
Gavin Kirkland: Kickout by Consuela!
Eve: Sierra is staying on her though! Sierra with blow after blow to Consuela’s face and she pulls the champion up by the hair! Sierra whips Consuela into the corner and charges forward! She nails Consuela with a devastating corner clothesline and follows it up with shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust! Sierra switches to stomps and she forces Consuela down into a sitting position! Sierra has started this match on absolute fire and she’s running around the ring right now!
Deadprez: RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!! SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED CONSUELA’S TOOTH OUT!!! SHE’S GOT CONSUELA BY THE HAIR AND SHE’S DRAGGING HER UP! SIERRA RUNS FORWARD AND SHE BULLDOGS CONSUELA INTO THE MAT! SIERRA WITH ANOTHER COVER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA IS ABLE TO GET HER SHOULDER UP! SIERRA MOUNTS CONSUELA AND BEGINS PEPPERING HER WITH FOREARMS!
Eve: Consuela has been taken to task since the bell rang and I’m so impressed with Sierra right now! She’s off the champ right now and is helping Consuela up. She looks to whip Consuela across the ring but Consuela finally manages to land a right hand to Sierra’s jaw! That allows Consuela to keep Sierra from sending her across the ring! She takes Sierra by the wrist and torques it, pulling it behind Sierra’s back and sending her to the mat! Consuela quickly switches to a side headlock and she forces Sierra’s shoulders to the mat. Sierra manages to keep one up, but Consuela seems to have gotten her head together. She tightens the side headlock, but Sierra is able to get her legs up and grab Consuela into a headscissors.
Gavin Kirkland: Them thicc thighs 🤤🤤🤤
Deadprez: Consuela slips out and is right back on her feet! Sierra attempts to get up but Consuela nails her right across the face with a big boot! Sierra sprawls back on the mat and Consuela stomps on her face! Sierra grabs her face and turns to the side, but Consuela kicks her right between the shoulderblades! Sierra rolls towards the ropes, but Consuela grabs her by the ankle and pulls her back to the center of the ring. Consuela drops a knee down across Sierra’s chest and she immediately goes for the arm.
Eve: Sierra isn’t having it and catches Consuela with an elbow to the side of the head! Consuela immediately retaliates by raining hammer-fisted shots down on Sierra! Consuela pulls Sierra up and nails her with a sideslam backbreaker! Sierra grips her lower back and Consuela is quick to wrap ‘The Girl On Fire’ up in a nasty looking camel clutch! Consuela is a bit of a submission expert so I’m not surprised to see her trying to wear Sierra down right now.
Gavin Kirkland: But one thing Thickiera has going for her is the fact she’s got about 20-pounds of solid muscle on Consuela. Sierra is forcing the issue right now and trying to pull them both towards the ropes. Consuela is doing her best to keep Sierra still, but Sierra is able to unhook her arms! Consuela lets go as Sierra reaches for her leg and she stomps on Sierra’s hand! Consuela puts the boots to Sierra, but Sierra still gets herself to the ropes and grabs a hold! Consuela stops in the spirit of fairness, and Sierra pulls herself onto the apron!
Eve: Consuela reaches through the ropes to grab Sierra, but Sierra fires off a right hand that catches Consuela right in the jaw! ‘The Perfectionist’ staggers back and that allows Sierra a chance to haul herself up using the ropes! Consuela comes back at her, but Sierra dives through the ropes and catches Consuela with a shoulder to the gut! Sierra takes hold of the ropes and launches herself over them! SUNSET FLIP! CONSUELA IS PINNED!!
Deadprez: Consuela rolls backwards and both women get back up! Consuela initiates the collar-and-elbow tie-up but it’s Sierra with more power! She forces Consuela back into the corner, but Consuela drives her knee into Sierra’s gut! Consuela with an uppercut that snaps Sierra’s head back and she follows it up with a nasty clothesline! Consuela hits the ropes and comes back… dropping her elbow down across Sierra’s chest! She quickly pulls Sierra into a sitting position and now she’s going to town with those Yes! Kicks!! They are connecting with
Sierra’s chest and shoulder and Sierra is in a tremendous amount of pain!
Gavin Kirkland: Consuela knocks Sierra back with a final kick and she reaches down to pull her up! Sierra is reeling and she manages to catch Consuela in the jaw with a forearm! Sierra initiates a lock-up! Both women jostle back and forth for positioning, but Sierra finally just outmuscles Consuela and forces her back into the corner! Neither woman wants to give the other the advantage, and they refuse to break! The referee has to step in there and he finally forces Sierra to back off.
Eve: Sierra takes a step back… BUT SHE JUST SHOVES CONSUELA!
Gavin Kirkland: Aggressive 🤤🤤🤤 I LOVE it!
Deadprez: Consuela looks pissed and she pushes herself off the ropes. She charges towards Sierra but Sierra ducks the clothesline! Consuela whirls around, and she looks to connect with a spinning heel kick!
Eve: BUT SIERRA CATCHES THE FOOT!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA TURNS IT INTO A STEP UP ENZIGURI! SIERRA GOES DOWN AND CONSUELA QUICKLY FALLS ACROSS HER FOR A COVER!!!
Deadprez: SIERRA KICKS OUT!
Eve: Consuela quickly jerks Sierra up and locks her in a side headlock! Sierra is determined to fight her way free and she attempts to break the hold, however Consuela remains firm. Sierra does fight her way back to her feet, despite Consuela still being in control, and she starts to slam her elbow into Consuela’s midsection! Consuela is finally forced to let go, and that allows Sierra to free herself! Sierra hits the ropes and comes at Consuela with a big boot, but Consuela ducks! Sierra uses her momentum to jump on the ropes and she uses them as a springboard! She takes Consuela down with a springboard back elbow!
Deadprez: Consuela quickly scrambles back to her feet but Sierra grabs her by the wrist and takes Consuela down with an armdrag! Consuela is back up, but Sierra with another armdrag! Consuela gets up once again, AND SIERRA WITH ANOTHER ARMDRAG! Consuela quickly gets up but she steps back, and halts Sierra in her tracks!
Gavin Kirkland: Sierra motions for Consuela to come at her, and the Interwire Champion has a frustrated look on her face! She knew Sierra was going to be tough to deal with, but I’m not sure if Consuela expected Sierra to be so aggressive. Consuela approaches Sierra with caution BUT SIERRA DIVES AT CONSUELA’S LEGS! SHE TAKES CONSUELA DOWN AND QUICKLY WRAPS HER UP IN A MODIFIED KNEEBAR!
Eve: CONSUELA TWISTS HER BODY AND GRABS FOR SIERRA’S LEG AND SHE MANAGES TO BRING SIERRA DOWN TO THE MAT! CONSUELA QUICKLY GOES FOR AN ANKLE LOCK! THAT IS SIERRA’S SURGICALLY REPAIRED ANKLE, AND SIERRA QUICKLY FORCES THEM BOTH TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Deadprez: Consuela has no choice but to break the ankle lock as Sierra latches onto the bottom rope, and Sierra quickly hoists herself up! Consuela gets a running start and flies at Sierra, but Sierra is able to get her foot up! It connects with Consuela’s jaw and Sierra pushes herself towards Consuela! She grabs Consuela and sends her flying across the ring with a snapmare! Consuela gets up but Sierra is relentless! Consuela is able to knock Sierra back with a kick to the face, but Sierra manages to evade the follow up forearm, and she grabs Consuela around the waist! Sierra scoops Consuela up, bounces her off the ropes, and DDTs her into the mat! Sierra doesn’t go for the cover! She pulls Consuela into a sitting position and takes off running! She leaps over Consuela, hits the ropes, and steps on Consuela’s back which forces the Interwire Champion’s face into the mat! Sierra hits the ropes again and she nails Consuela with a basement style dropkick!
Gavin Kirkland: This time Sierra goes for the cover!
Eve: Kick out by Consuela!
Deadprez: Sierra doesn’t let up! She immediately kicks Consuela onto her stomach, steps on Consuela’s thighs, and grabs for her arms! SURFBOARD! CONSUELA IS LIFTED IN THE AIR AND SIERRA IS GOING TO TRY AND MAKE HER QUIT!
Gavin Kirkland: I got a lot of fantasies about making an Ava sister submit even if it is the one Terry Chambers is somehow fuckin’ :mjlit:
Deadprez: I don’t think Sierra has that surfboard locked in fully because Consuela has managed to free her hands. She works her way into a sitting position and she is able to roll through! I’m not sure if enough damage has been done, but both women are up! Sierra swings wildly, hoping to connect with a right hand, but Consuela ducks and nails Sierra with a chop to the chest! The sound of that chop just echoed throughout the Performance Center! Sierra clutches her chest but she’s able to hit Consuela with a chop of her own! Consuela with another! Now Sierra! CONSUELA! SIERRA! CONSUELA! SIERRA! CONSUELA! CONSUELA! CONSUELA! SHE BACKS SIERRA INTO THE CORNER! CONSUELA UNLOADING ON SIERRA NOW… TURNING HER CHEST AN UGLY SHADE OF RED! CONSUELA WITH AN ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING KICK THAT LEAVES SIERRA GRIPPING HER SHOULDER! CONSUELA WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS SIERRA’S HEAD BACK!
Eve: CONSUELA PULLS HER OPPONENT OUT OF THE CORNER AND LOOKS TO SEND HER ACROSS THE RING! SIERRA BLOCKS, REVERSES, AND IT’S CONSUELA WHO IS WHIPPED ACROSS THE RING! CONSUELA’S BACK SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE FORCES HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER BUT SIERRA MEETS HER WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! CONSUELA IS DOWN AND SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA DROPS TO THE GROUND AS WELL AND SHE STALKS TOWARDS CONSUELA! CONSUELA GREETS HER WITH ANOTHER CHOP, BUT SIERRA REPLIES WITH A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION! SHE GRABS CONSUELA BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HER INTO THE LED RINGPOST! SIERRA MAINTAINS CONTROL AND SLAMS CONSUELA’S FACE INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!
Eve: AND SHE’S NOT DONE! SHE THROWS CONSUELA INTO THE RING STEPS AND THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS DOWN ON THE GROUND IN A HEAP!
Deadprez: Sierra has controlled the vast majority of this match, and guys, I’m extremely impressed. Sierra has come out with a point to prove tonight and she seems hellbent on leaving with her first ever championship.
Gavin Kirkland: I know I wouldn’t mind seeing gold wrapped around that thicc waist 😀
Eve: Sierra slips into the ring to break up the count, and she goes right back to work on Consuela! She pulls her up by the hair and goes to bounce Consuela’s face off the steps. Consuela throws her foot up to block, but Sierra clubs her in the back of the neck! Consuela eats a face full of steel and Sierra rolls her back into the ring!
Deadprez: Consuela quickly crawls towards the ropes but Sierra grabs her by the leg and pulls her back towards the center of the ring! She goes to pull up Consuela, but Consuela hits Sierra with a right hand to the face! Sierra stumbles back and that gives Consuela an opening! She grabs Sierra by the hair and forces her back into the corner! Consuela begins punching Sierra in the head! Sierra tries to cover up, but Consuela is relentless! The referee finally has to step in to start the count, and Consuela backs off at the count of four!
Eve: She goes right back at Sierra, but Sierra catches her with an elbow! Consuela stumbles back but she remains on her feet! SIERRA WITH A SUPERKICK THAT PUTS CONSUELA DOWN! SIERRA TAKES CONSUELA BY THE LEGS AND LOOKS FOR A FIGURE FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA HAS THE HAIR! INSIDE CRADLE BY CONSUELA!!!
Eve: SIERRA IS ABLE TO KICK OUT BUT LOOK AT CONSUELA! SHE’S GOT CONTROL OF SIERRA’S ARM AND TRANSITIONS STRAIGHT INTO AN ARMBAR! SIERRA IS IN TROUBLE! SIERRA USES HER LEGS TO FORCE HERSELF ONTO HER SIDE, AND SHE IS ABLE TO LOCK HER HANDS! CONSUELA DOESN’T HAVE THE POWER TO HOLD ON, AND SIERRA IS BACK ON BOTH FEET!
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA SEIZES SIERRA BY THE NECK! SHE’S GOT HER LEGS WRAPPED AROUND SIERRA’S HEAD! SIERRA HAS BOTH OF CONSUELA’S WRISTS THOUGH AND SHE IS LIFTING CONSUELA UP! SIERRA MUSCLES CONSUELA UP INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION BUT CONSUELA’S HANDS ARE FREE NOW! SHE PUNCHES SIERRA IN THE SKULL OVER AND OVER, AND FORCES SIERRA TO DROP HER! CONSUELA LANDS ON HER FEET AND SHE SWEEPS SIERRA’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER! SHE GOES RIGHT BACK FOR THE ARM AND CONSUELA IS GOING FOR HER FINISHER! SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE ‘SUELA LOCK’!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SIERRA IS TO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! SIERRA SHOWCASING HER INCREDIBLE IN-RING AWARENESS AND HOOKS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Eve: A frustrated Consuela breaks immediately and that gives Sierra a much needed reprieve! No doubt the ‘Suela Lock’ would have ended this match and allowed Consuela to retain the Interwire Championship!
Deadprez: Sierra is back in a sitting position and Consuela nails her with a straight kick to the chest! Consuela shoves her foot under Sierra’s neck and is choking her against the ropes! She breaks at the count of four once again, and nails Sierra with a nasty looking knee to the face! Consuela drags Sierra up, hooks her, and suplexes her right into the ropes! Sierra grabs the back of her leg, and that prompts Consuela to start putting the boots to her! Consuela is stomping away on Sierra and she finally grabs the legs and places Sierra in the Boston crab!
Gavin Kirkland: Sierra is reaching for the ropes, but Consuela drags them towards the center of the ring! Sierra is doing her best to hang on here, and she is desperately trying to force the issue! She is using her upper body strength to push herself up and alleviate some of the pain she is experiencing, that’s actually working in her favor! Consuela’s grip is slipping and she is forced to switch to a half crab! Sierra is able to use her free leg to help herself up, and that forces Consuela to break! Sierra is back to a vertical base and Consuela is off balance!
Eve: Sierra with a dropkick that sends Consuela chest first into the ropes! SIERRA WITH A ROLL UP!
Deadprez: CONSUELA KICKS OUT AND SIERRA SNATCHES HER UP BY THE HAIR! CONSUELA ELBOWS HER WAY FREE BUT SIERRA HAS CONSUELA BY THE WAIST! CONSUELA GRABS AT SIERRA’S ARMS AND BLOCKS A GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT, BUT SIERRA WRESTLES HER TO THE MAT! SHE SWITCHES TO A SIDE HEADLOCK, BUT CONSUELA WITH PUNCHES THAT CONNECT WITH SIERRA’S RIBS! SIERRA ROLLS BACKWARDS, AND SHE’S UP! CONSUELA DUCKS A RUNNING KNEE AND SIERRA STOPS JUST BEFORE SHE CRASHES INTO THE ROPES! CONSUELA WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BUT SIERRA DUMPS CONSUELA OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA LANDS ON THE APRON! SHE GRABS SIERRA BY THE HAIR AND JUMPS TO THE GROUND!
Eve: SIERRA’S NECK WAS JUST SNAPPED ACROSS THE TOP ROPE AND SHE IS IN PAIN! THAT MIGHT HAVE FINALLY GIVEN CONSUELA THE ADVANTAGE SHE’S BEEN SEARCHING FOR! CONSUELA CRAWLS BACK INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: NOT YET! SIERRA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA STARTS BATTERING SIERRA IN THE NECK WITH ELBOWS! SIERRA IS DEFENSELESS! CONSUELA IS ON THE ATTACK NOW AND SHE GRABS THE ARM! CONSUELA LOOKS FOR THE ‘SUELA LOCK’!!!! SIERRA IS FIGHTING! SHE DOESN’T WANT THIS MATCH TO BE OVER! I LOVE IT WHEN THEY PUT UP A FIGHT :D!!!!
Eve: CONSUELA TAKES SIERRA BY THE HAIR AND STARTS TO BASH SIERRA’S FACE INTO THE MAT! SHE IS TRYING TO KNOCK SIERRA UNCONSCIOUS NOW! CONSUELA IS THE ONE BEING ASSERTIVE NOW! SHE IS NO LONGER CONTENT TO LET SIERRA CONTROL THE PACE OF THE MATCH! THE CHAMPION IS SHOWING WHY SHE WAS ABLE TO PUT HER FEELINGS ASIDE AND TAKE THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP FROM HER OWN SISTER! CONSUELA PULLS SIERRA UP AND THROWS HER INTO THE CORNER! SIERRA’S CHEST SLAMS INTO THE CORNER AND CONSUELA RUNS AT HER!
Deadprez: SIERRA SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LEAP ON THE ROPES! CONSUELA WAS LOOKING TO DRIVE HER SHOULDER INTO SIERRA’S KIDNEY AREA, BUT SHE CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST INSTEAD! CONSUELA STUMBLES BACK AND SIERRA LOOKS BEHIND HER! SHE QUICKLY HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO TRY FOR A MOONSAULT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CONSUELA! CONSUELA NAILS SIERRA IN THE LOWER BACK WITH A FOREARM AND SHE CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! SHE LOCKS HER ARMS AROUND SIERRA’S WAIST AND JUST THROWS HER OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: SIERRA JUST LANDED ON HER NECK AND SHE’S CURLED UP IN THE FETAL POSITION! CONSUELA QUICKLY RUSHES TO SIERRA AND BEGINS TO DRIVE HER ELBOW INTO SIERRA’S NECK ONCE AGAIN! OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
Deadprez: CONSUELA FINALLY RELENTS BUT SIERRA IS BARELY MOVING! SHE IS CLUTCHING HER NECK, AND WITHERING AROUND ON THE MAT IN PAIN! CONSUELA HEADS FOR THE ROPES AND SHE CLIMBS UP TOP!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘LEMONLIGHT’!!! THE ASAI MOONSAULT CONNECTS ON SIERRA BRADFORD AND CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS GOING TO RETAIN THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Eve: NO! NO! NO! SIERRA GOT THE SHOULDER UP AND CONSUELA IS IN DISBELIEF! SHE THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE HAD THE MATCH WON THANKS TO THE DAMAGE DONE TO SIERRA’S NECK!
Deadprez: TO BECOME INTERWIRE CHAMPION WOULD BE HUGE FOR SIERRA! SHE’S NOT READY TO GIVE UP! SIERRA JUST FOUND SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE OF HER THAT ALLOWED HER TO KICK OUT, AND NOW CONSUELA IS FORCED TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY TO PUT SIERRA AWAY!
Eve: Consuela flips Sierra onto her stomach and she goes for the arm! Sierra has the presence of mind to lock her hands and Consuela is unable to pry them apart! Sierra is determined to continue avoiding the ‘Suela Lock’ and Consuela attempts to elbow the fuck out of Sierra again! Sierra lets go and slips away and Consuela’s elbow slams into the mat! Consuela shakes it off and goes for Sierra, but Sierra is in the ropes now! The referee orders Consuela back and Sierra pulls herself onto the apron. Consuela wants to go right for her, but the referee isn’t allowing it!
Gavin Kirkland: Consuela is pissed and rightfully so! Sierra has been allowed back into this match now and who knows what’s going to happen!
Deadprez: Momentum is so important in a match like this when both competitors are so evenly matched in terms of their skill level.
Eve: Sierra climbs back into the ring, and she’s obviously favoring her neck. Consuela motions for Sierra to lock up, and here we go! Both women meet in the center of the ring and it’s Consuela who manages to get her arm around Sierra’s neck! She cinches in the side headlock, but Sierra forces her off and shoves Consuela into the ropes! Sierra is able to take Consuela down with a shoulder block but Consuela is able to pull Sierra’s feet out from under her! She flips Sierra on her back and goes for a camel clutch, but Sierra does not allow it! She gets to her knees, reaches up, and hits Consuela with a jawbreaker!
Gavin Kirkland: Sierra forces herself up and she brings Consuela with her! Sierra with several forearm shots to Consuela’s jaw! Consuela blocks the last shot, but Sierra grabs two handfuls of hair, whirls around, and she’s lifting Consuela up by the hair! Consuela is kicking and thrashing but Sierra flips the champ over and slams her down into the mat in a sitting position! Sierra with a massive kick that knocks Consuela right upside the head, and the champ is down!
Deadprez: SIERRA RUNS FOR THE ROPES AND SCRAMBLES TO THE TOP!
Eve: SHE’S GOING FOR ‘SIERRA MIST’! SIERRA IS GOING TO TRY AND PUT THIS MATCH AWAY WITH THE MOONSAULT!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA TAKES TO THE SKIES AND SHE FLIES!
Deadprez: IT’S OVER!!!!
Eve: NO!!! CONSUELA GOT HER KNEES UP! SIERRA CONNECTED WITH CONSUELA’S KNEES AND THAT’S NOT GOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh man! Sierra could have won the match if she had connected with that moonsault! Right now both women are down and the referee has no other choice but to start counting!
Eve: CONSUELA IS SITTING UP AND SHE’S CRAWLING OVER TO SIERRA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA WITH THE COVER ON SIERRA!!!!
Deadprez: :damn: KICK OUT AT ONE!
Eve: Too much time was wasted! Sierra kicked out at one, and Consuela can do nothing but sit there right now! What’s it going to take for either of these women to put this match away??
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know, but I know that both of them are back up! Sierra is able to nail Consuela in the stomach with a kick and she grabs her by the hair! Sierra whips around and throws Consuela across the ring by her hair! Consuela hits the corner and is laying on the mat in a heap! Sierra makes her way over there but Consuela catches her with a drop toehold! Sierra slams face first into the turnbuckles and she rolls out of the ring!
Deadprez: Sierra hits the ground and begins to crawl! She desperately wants to put some space between herself and the ring right now!
Eve: But Consuela has pulled herself up! She sees Sierra stagger to her feet and takes off! TOPE CONSUELA HILO! SHE TAKES SIERRA DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AND STARTS UNLOADING ON HER! CONSUELA SWITCHES GEARS AND BEGINS SLAMMING THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD INTO THE GROUND! SHE QUICKLY GRABS SIERRA AND ROLLS HER BACK INSIDE THE RING! SIERRA IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HER HEAD NOW, AND CONSUELA CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE WAITS FOR SIERRA… AND CONSUELA WITH A SOMERSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE! SHE LANDS ON SIERRA’S CHEST AND REACHES BACK TO HOOK THE LEG!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA KICKS OUT!
Deadprez: Consuela punches the mat in sheer frustration!
Eve: She peppers Sierra with another series of forearms before helping her up! Sierra is on spaghetti legs and HERE COMES CONSUELA! LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!! THE KNEE OF DEATH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DOES NOT CONNECT! SIERRA DUCKS AND CONSUELA IS DOWN! SIERRA STOMPS THE SHIT OUT OF CONSUELA BEFORE TAKING HER AND THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER! SIERRA WITH MORE STOMPS! CONSUELA IS FORCED INTO A SITTING POSITION! SIERRA GETS A RUNNING START AND SHE HITS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON IN THE CORNER! SIERRA ROLLS TO HER FEET AND HEADS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! SHE SCREAMS AT CONSUELA TO GET UP!
Deadprez: CONSUELA PULLS HERSELF ONTO ALL FOURS AND THERE GOES SIERRA! ‘ELECTRIC FEEL’!!! THE SHINING WIZARD!!!!
Eve: :damn: IT DOES NOT CONNECT! CONSUELA SLIPPED TO THE APRON AND SIERRA CRASHES AND BURNS! CONSUELA QUICKLY CLIMBS BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE ROLLS SIERRA UP FOR A PIN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA! KICKS! OUT!
Deadprez: A frustrated cry just escaped from Consuela’s lips! She’s running out of options! This has been a solid, back and forth match, but we need a winner! Consuela drags herself to her feet and she’s looking down at Sierra, almost as if she’s not sure what to do next. She finally pulls Sierra up, but Sierra catches Consuela with several right hands to the stomach! Consuela clubs Sierra in the neck, but Sierra is determined to make it back up! She fires off more punches that connect with Consuela’s stomach, and she finally gets to her feet! She looks for a right hand to the face, but Consuela blocks! Sierra with a headbutt and that has Consuela stunned! Sierra stunned Consuela! She headbutts her again and backs her up against the ropes!
Eve: Consuela somehow blocks the whip, but Sierra maintains control of the wrist and she pulls Consuela into a knee! Consuela drops to her knees, and Sierra connects with a knee to the face! Sierra backs up and takes off running, and she uses the ropes to spring forward! She hits Consuela in the back of the head with a running knee and Sierra quickly goes for the cover!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Shoulder up! Consuela is still alive!
Eve: Sierra mounts Consuela and hits her with several forearms to the face before covering her once again!
Deadprez: Kick out from the champ!
Gavin Kirkland: I think frustration is finally settling in for Sierra now. She’s done a tremendous job in this match but so far, nothing she’s thrown at Consuela has been able to keep her down. I wish I could kiss Sierra right now and reassure her that everything is going to be okay, but I guess I’m going to have to settle for pointing out that this small crowd inside the Performance Center is really rallying behind her right now.
Eve: Sierra goes to work on the shoulder that collided with the ring post earlier! Sierra finally pulls Consuela up, grabs a hold of the tights, and rams Consuela right into the ring post! She does this several more times before stomping on the shoulder a few times! Sierra quickly wraps Consuela’s arm around the bottom rope and she is pulling at it! Consuela is crying out now and the referee has to start the count! Sierra breaks right before the five and she drags Consuela back towards the center of the ring! Sierra drops an elbow down across Consuela and she goes for another cover!
Deadprez: Consuela kicks out!
Gavin Kirkland: Sierra goes right back to work on the shoulder, but Consuela kicks her legs up and connects with the side of Sierra’s head! Consuela rolls towards the ropes and pulls herself up, but here comes Sierra! Sierra kicks Consuela in the ribs and follows it up with a kick to the shoulder, and that forces Consuela down to a knee! Sierra looks for another kick, but Consuela ducks and Sierra’s leg is hung up in the ropes! Consuela pulls herself up and kicks the back of Sierra’s leg! She does it again and again, and then kicks Sierra in the side of the face!
Eve: Sierra catches herself before she falls and she is able to get her leg free and block Consuela’s next kick! She hits Consuela with a forearm, and Consuela fires back with a forearm of her own!
Deadprez: Sierra blocks! Sierra with a forearm! She blocks Consuela’s! Sierra with another forearm, and another block! Sierra hits Consuela in the stomach, picks her up, and drills her into the mat with a scoop slam! Sierra runs the ropes and comes back, hitting Consuela with a leg drop! Sierra looks for the ropes and she quickly goes for them! The last time Sierra took to the skies, it didn’t work out for her!
Gavin Kirkland: But look at Consuela! Consuela is sitting up and she sees Sierra is about to fly!
Eve: I THINK SIERRA IS LOOKING FOR THE 450 SPLASH BUT CONSUELA WITH A BURST OF ENERGY! CONSUELA LEAPS UP AND SCRAMBLES TO THE ROPES! SIERRA MANAGES TO WARD HER OFF WITH A KICK, BUT CONSUELA IS UNFAZED! CONSUELA KICK JUMPS ON THE ROPES AND NAILS SIERRA WITH A FOREARM! SIERRA FIRES BACK! THE TWO WOMEN ARE TRADING BLOWS ON THE TOP ROPE NOW! SIERRA! CONSUELA! SIERRA! CONSUELA! SIERRA! CONSUELA! CONSUELA JUST STIFFED SIERRA! SIERRA’S FOOT SLIPS! CONSUELA WITH A HEADBUTT AND THE CHAMPION QUICKLY DROPS DOWN!
Deadprez: SIERRA BRADFORD HAS FALLEN DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE AND CONSUELA IS GOING BACK UP! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: CONSUELA HOOKS SIERRA’S LEGS AROUND HER SHOULDERS AND SHE IS LIFTING HER UP! HER KNEES BUCKLE… NO DOUBT HER SHOULDER IS SCREAMING AT HER RIGHT NOW BUT CONSUELA IS FIGHTING THROUGH! SHE HAS SIERRA UP!!! THERE IS NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY!! IS SHE REALLY ABOUT TO TRY THIS WHILE STANDING ON THE ROPES?!?!?!?!
Eve: :lupe: :damn: OH MY GOD!
Deadprez: ‘LEMON PLEDGE’ FROM THE ROPES! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH HER ULTRA FINISHER!!! :damn:!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA’S VARIATION OF THE ONE-WINGED ANGEL JUST DESTROYED SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!
Eve: CONSUELA HAS THE COVER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to blast across the PA System and for a few moments, Consuela Rose Ava lays across Sierra Bradford utterly exhausted. It was one hell of a championship defense for her, and it clearly took everything ‘The Perfectionist’ had in her tank to win the match.)
Eve: What an absolutely stunning conclusion to this match! At times, Sierra Bradford proved herself to be the better wrestler than the Interwire Championship, Consuela Rose Ava. She more than made a believer out of me tonight. There is championship gold in Sierra’s future, no doubt about that.
Deadprez: You are right, Eve. Sierra proved without a shadow of a doubt that she has a bright future in this sport. It didn’t seem to matter what Consuela threw at her, she was ready, willing, and able to either counter or kick out.
Gavin Kirkland: It took an absolute desperation move for Consuela to retain her championship tonight, and honestly, I’m impressed. Consuela could have given up several times in this match, but her competitiveness and quick thinking allowed her to come up with a solution to the problem that Sierra Bradford proved to be. This is a great victory for Consuela.
Eve: And no doubt Consuela is glad the match is over.
(Consuela has finally gotten up, but she’s doubled over and trying to catch her breath. The referee has given her back the Interwire Championship and she’s clutching it to her chest. She knows she escaped with a victory tonight, and she looks down at Sierra, who is still out, with a look of nothing but respect on her face. She gives the young wrestler a nod before exiting the ring and making her way up the ramp.)
(Midsummer Massacre fades to a commercial for Andre Walker’s makeup line, complete with extra realistic wigs that can turn you into a completely different person in the blink of an eye.)
(‘War’ by Grandson plays through the Performance Center. The socially distanced crowd boos at the entrance music of Jake Smith. Jake walks out with confident swagger to himself. It’s his first opportunity at trying to get himself a shot at the Answers World Championship and there’s no doubt that he is going to let this match slip from his grasps.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A FATAL-4-WAY MATCH TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! INTRODUCING THE PARTICIPANTS…FIRST…FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 210 POUNDS… ‘THE INDUSTRY RULER’… JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!
Eve: Last season, Jake Smith managed to reign as PURE Champion twice. It’s an accomplishment that hasn’t been done since Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan and Jake were able to do that. It was safe to say that last season, Jake really came to his own and was able to get himself out of the shadows of his former partner-in-crime Drake King! He really helped with elevating the PURE Championship, but now, it seems like the perfect time to elevate himself up to the Answers World Championship picture and possibly become World Champion!
Deadprez: Jake Smith is a tremendous athlete. He’s a bit full of himself at times. He’s manipulative, sneaky and will use anything and anyone to get what he wants. It’s what he did to Alexis Chambers and one of his opponents tonight, Dr. Bethany Blue! On the last Showdown, Bethany laid Jake out with his own finisher and if given the chance, she will do so again! Jake really needs to consider her as some sort of threat. Not just him, but Cage and Lethal Consequences, but I don’t think that things look well for him going into the match.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith has found himself in situations with more than one opponent to worry about and he’s stood tall. Under Siege is a big example of what happens if Jake is giving the right opening to turn the tides of the match into his favor. He has the capability to walk out of this match as the winner, but it’s going to be difficult for him to do that.
(‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi plays as the socially distanced crowd gives a mixed reaction to Dr. Bethany Blue who comes out in her lab coat and stethoscope around her neck. Her eyes are focused on Jake Smith, who is staring her down from the ring. To Bethany, she doesn’t plan on letting this opportunity to face the World Champion slip through her grasp. She is willing to take down anyone who stands in her path of doing that.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENTS…FIRST…FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA…DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is one of the fastest rising stars that Voltage had last season. She went undefeated until the month of January. During around the time of her arrival on the scene, she managed to win the Interwire Championship from Terry Chambers and hold the title for about five months. If there is anyone who knows how to make an impact going into the match, it has to be her! To me, she should be one of the favorites going into the match! She probably has a few things underneath her sleeve that could shift this match to her favor.
Deadprez: She has a goal of making EAW as healthy as possible and by becoming Answers World Champion? It gives her a bigger platform to accomplish her goal. People can like or hate her, but she’s talented as hell. You cannot deny how good she is!
Gavin Kirkland: I think I need a prostate exam right now. :drool:
Eve: Gavin, no.
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P featuring Killer Mike and Despot plays through the speakers as Lethal Consequences comes out with a confident look to his face.)
Gina Romano: NEXT…FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 230… ‘THE INEVITABLE’… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Deadprez: Here comes Lethal Consequences on his yearly Midsummer Massacre appearance. We talk about all the fantastic pairings in our company — Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister, Cameron Ella Ava and Jamie O’Hara, but I don’t think it compares to the pairing of Lethal Consequences and Midsummer Massacre!
Gavin Kirkland: LC has stated that as long as he’s here, Midsummer Massacre will always be around! He tried calling out Ryan Wilson a few weeks on Dynasty about placing him on this event, but Ryan has given Lethal Consequences a huge opportunity! Can you imagine if Lethal Consequences wins this match? He’s from Dynasty? How in the fuck are you going to let anyone from Dynasty come in and take an opportunity from Showdown Elitists?
Eve: Honestly, it should piss off the three competitors in this match. It should motivate them to make sure that Lethal Consequences doesn’t walk out as the winner. It should be interesting to see what kind of factor LC plays in this match. He may be the most overlooked person in this match, but in the past, that’s always played in his favor and it’s won him matches.
(‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana blasts through the speakers as the crowd gives a positive ovation for Cage, who walks out with a look ready to kill.)
Gina Romano: AND LASTLY…FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… ‘EXPLICIT CONTENT’….CAGE!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: To me, this man should be the favorite to win the match. He seems to be the most hungry out of the three competitors in the match. He isn’t going to hesitate with doing what he needs to do to win the match. If I were Bethany, Jake and LC, I would wonder how I would conduct myself in front of Cage, but they will most likely end up getting punched in the face. :lupe:
Eve: Cage has had a tough season on Dynasty last season, but he’s hoping for his luck to turn upside down on Showdown. He managed to defeat Shaker Jones and Ronan Malosi in his first few weeks on Showdown, but it took a wrong turn as he found himself on the losing end against Dr. Bethany Blue on the latest Showdown. I don’t think that he wants to find himself on the losing end of this match. He found himself pinned in a fatal-4-way match at Pain for Pride. I’m hoping that’s enough motivation for him not to lose.
Deadprez: Honestly, any of these Elitists can walk away from the won, but which one?
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The four Elitists stand in their respective corners, waiting for the other one to strike. Cage looks like he wants to murder the shit out of someone. Jake Smith is shaking his leg, almost like he’s waiting for the perfect opportunity. Lethal Consequences seems quite calm, but on alert. Dr. Bethany Blue looks at the three other competitors, looking for her opening. The first move of the match is important. It’s one Elitist’s opportunity to set the tone for the rest of the match and gain the upper hand. Now, who is going to make the first move in the match?)
Deadprez: All of these Elitists realize how important this opportunity is. The winner of the fatal-4-way faces the winner of our main event at Territorial Invasion. Honestly, the different matchups we can get at Territorial Invasion is quite exciting.
Gavin Kirkland: Cage versus Jamie O’Hara; Cage versus Jack Ripley; Jake Smith versus Jamie O’Hara; Jake Smith versus Jack Ripley; Bethany Blue versus Jamie O’Hara; a potential rematch between Bethany and Jack; LC versus Jamie; a rematch between LC versus Jack! Man, these potential matchups that the Showdown brand will be more than fortunate to get! It’s exciting to think about! :whew:
Eve: Each of these competitors will be fortunate of this opportunity and there’s no denying that they will give whoever the Answers World Champion is a run for their money!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH RUSHES TOWARDS DR. BETHANY BLUE AND NAILS HER WITH A SUPERKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THE DOC MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AS JAKE SMITH NAILS CAGE WITH A SUPERKICK WITHIN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF THE MATCH UP! Cage rolls himself outside of the ring as Dr. Bethany Blue delivers a chop block to the back of the knee of the former PURE Champion! Jake falls onto a seated position as Bethany continues to target the leg! Bethany manages to get Jake’s right leg in an ankle lock position before slamming it down against the mat! Jake’s knee landing quite harshly! Bethany gets turned around —
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NAILS HER WITH A HARSH KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! I THINK THE DOC IS GOING TO NEED A BIT OF OINTMENT AFTER THE MATCH! THE KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TOOK SOME AIR FROM HER LUNGS! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE BETHANY IS NOT GOING TO LET LC CHOP HER LIKE THAT! BETHANY NAILS HIM WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP OF HER OWN!
Look at this, she’s getting into LC’s face! Bethany is as feisty as they come, but LC connects with some sort of pimp slap to her face, but Bethany kicks him between the legs! Remember: this is no disqualification, so these Elitists can do whatever the hell they want. As long as there’s a clear winner, everything will be legal in this match up! LC falls to his knees as Bethany holds her face in reaction to the so-called “pimp slap” to her face, Bethany isn’t someone that anyone in this match should be pissing off. People were telling me that Cage is someone that they should be concerned about, but I think there can be an argument for Bethany taking that spot!
Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE GETS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BY HIS NECK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A GRADE C2! THE REVERSE DDT TAKES DOWN THE FORMER NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s National EXTREME Champion, Deadprez! Don’t disrespect the Midsummer Massacre icon, Lethal Consequences! This man is a national treasure! He shouldn’t be disrespected! But yeah, Dr. Bethany Blue nailed him with a Grade C2 as she went for the first pinfall attempt in the match!
Eve: It seems like Dr. Bethany Blue isn’t completely done yet! She’s more than getting started with this match! She grabs Lethal Consequences by the nape of his neck and gets him to his two feet! She pushes LC back towards the ropes as LC rebounds himself off of them as Bethany nails him with a perfect dropkick! Bethany rises to her feet as she’s gesturing for LC to get back to his feet! Bethany Blue with The Remedy — her variation of a cutter!
Deadprez! No! Lethal Consequences spotted the cutter! HE ENDS UP PUSHING HER INTO SUPERKICK BY JAKE SMITH! Bethany is taken down and it seems like we’re going to see a bit of an alliance between LC and Jake! These two men may not like each other, but if it means taking Bethany out of the equation, it’s what needs to happen! LC grabs Bethany by her long, sandy blonde hair! Jake is clutching the bottom of the chin. Just look at the face of the former two-time PURE Champion, Gavin and Eve! Look at the intense look on Jake Smith’s face!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s the first opportunity that he has gotten at competing for a World Championship! Last season, he made his presence felt as a so-called ‘King of the Midcard’ and now, he would love nothing more than to call himself the ‘King of the Main Event!’ He believes that he is more than deserving to be facing this type of competition! It’s where he’s most motivated! There’s no doubt that he will be getting that level of competition facing talented competitors like Jack Ripley and Jamie O’Hara!
Jake Smith (off-mic): You have been one of the banes of my existence, Bethany. Wasn’t Pain for Pride enough for you? Weren’t you satisfied with getting your revenge there? You’re never happy with anything, are you?
(Jake Smith looks at Dr. Bethany Blue, almost with zero compassion on his face.)
Jake Smith (off-mic): You’re pathetic!
Eve: DR. BETHANY BLUE TRIES TO LAUNCH HERSELF ONTO JAKE SMITH, BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STILL HAS BETHANY BY HER HAIR!
Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE AS IT STAGGERS BACK LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! NOW, SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF TOWARDS JAKE SMITH WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! BETHANY IS GOING BALLISTIC! SHE IS SLAMMING JAKE’S HEAD AGAINST THE MAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Jake tries to scurry himself the hell away from Bethany! Can you blame him at the moment! Bethany rushes towards Jake as he rolls himself the hell out of the ring! Jake is quite dizzy at the moment as Bethany has a huge grin on her face! She’s gesturing for Jake to get his butt inside the ring and face her like a man!
(Jake Smith manages to back himself up, but something stops his backing. Jake stops as he’s quite unsure with what’s behind him, so he turns himself around as …)
Gavin Kirkland: CAGE NAILS JAKE SMITH WITH A HEADBUTT!
Eve: Jake Smith falls to his knees as Cage picks up ‘The Industry Ruler’ for a x-plex on the apron! Cage gets her finger and begins gauge Jake’s right eye! Once again, this match is no disqualification. No count out and in a way, this may place to Cage’s advantage! He thrives underneath these environments! The referee manages to back away Cage from Jake Smith, BUT CAGE SHOVES THE OFFICIAL TO THE SIDE BEFORE GETTING JAKE BY HIS HAIR AND THROWING HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE RING POST! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: Jesus Christ, things are not looking good for Jake Smith going into the match! Cage turns around as Lethal Consequences tries to go for a running clothesline to ‘Explicit Content,’ but Cage sees LC from a mile away! He manages to stop LC’s momentum before countering with a chokeslam as the back of LC’s neck falls on the edge of the apron!
Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE RUSHES TOWARDS CAGE BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW! CAGE CRASHES ONTO THE PLEXIGLASS AS THE DOC IS THE ONLY ELITIST STANDING IN THIS MATCH UP! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE FROM THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION! However, it seems like Cage isn’t going to stay down for long! It’s difficult to put someone like Cage down! Cage holds the back of his neck! It seems like he crashed awkwardly on his neck, but he is looking for a way to get back to his feet!
(Cage is slowly rising to his feet as he shakes his head at Dr. Bethany Blue.)
Cage (off-mic): You dumb fucking bitch.
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic): Now, Cage, let’s relax. For someone as old as you, you can’t have your heart rate go up so much! :whoa:
Eve: Cage runs towards Dr. Bethany Blue as she begins to back away! Cage is chasing Bethany all throughout ringside! Bethany is trying to run before she gets her head inside the skirt of the ring apron! Cage gets Bethany by her legs as he attempts to pull her out from underneath the ring! But, Bethany is holding tight underneath the ring! Cage yanks Bethany from underneath the ring again, but Bethany is not letting go! It seems like Cage is going to do that for a third time as —
(An extinguisher goes off as Cage finds himself covered in residue. Dr. Bethany Blue still has her hand on the fire extinguisher before hitting Cage in the stomach with it.)
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue is being real crafty going into this match up! Cage clutches his stomach before Bethany slams the fire extinguisher onto his back as that’s enough to drop him to his knees!
Gavin Kirkland: LCR!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NAILS DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH AN LCR! THE SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES DOWN THE DOC! She falls flat on her back as LC shifts his attention towards Cage, who is trying to get himself to his feet! LC takes Cage by the back of his head before slamming him head first against the apron! Cage staggers back as LC connects with one of his sharp knife-edge chop! But, look at this! Cage manages to balance himself and stand on his two feet! It’s almost like the chop did not phase him at all! LC goes to knife-edge chop Cage again, but Cage remains still!
Cage (off-mic): Come on, you old bitch! Hit me harder!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences take a step back and —
Gavin Kirkland: LCR TO CAGE!!!!!!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KNOCKS DOWN CAGE AS WELL! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
(Lethal Consequences falls to his knees as the sinister grin of Jake Smith with the kendo stick is shown.)
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith twirls the kendo stick with his fingers before holding it still and slamming the kendo stick onto the back of Lethal Consequences! ANOTHER KENDO STICK SHOT TO LC! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! OH MY GOD, JAKE BREAKS THE KENDO STICK IN HALF, BUT HE USES ONE OF THE BROKEN HALVES AND DIGS IT IN THE BACK OF LC’S NECK! IS HE REALLY GOING TO STAB HIM? :damn: WHAT IN THE VOLTAGE IS THIS SHIT?!??!
Eve: Are we really going to get someone on #CancelShowdown? We’ve been the unproblematic brand! We need to maintain that reputation! JAKE GETS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER THAT DR. BETHANY BLUE INTRODUCED INTO THE MATCH! HE GETS THE HOSE PART AND WRAPS IT AROUND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ NECK! HE’S CHOKING THE HALL OF FAMER WITH THE HOSE! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: It seems like Jake Smith is trying to catch onto what’s been happening in this match! He’s spent a good portion of this match down, but now, he’s the only person standing at the moment! Jake pushes Lethal Consequences onto the steel steps as he doesn’t waste any time, but rolls LC back into the ring! Jake picks up LC before connecting with a spinning elevated sit-out powerbomb! That was a mouthful, but Jake has LC there for the cover! He’s looking to put the Hall of Famer away in HIS FPV!
Gavin Kirkland: Kickout by Lethal Consequences! Jake Smith sits LC up before beginning to elbow him on his right shoulder! Now, Jake begins to apply a chinlock on LC! He grazes his knee on the back of LC as he applies more pressure onto the hold! LC is trying to use one of his feet to drag himself onto the bottom rope! But, the former PURE Champion is keeping LC back! Now, Jake transitions the chinlock and goes for a sleeperhold! But, LC finds SOME opening as he manages to roll himself to an all fours position, but Jake is hanging from his back like he was some sort of baby monkey holding onto its father! LC is trying to muster up the strength to make it to a vertical base, but Jake is too stubborn to let go!
Eve: Lethal Consequences gets Jake Smith by his hair and flips him over and onto a seated position! It seems like LC finally got that monkey off his back, but he still needs to look for a way to put down Jake and win this match for himself! LC gets Jake to his feet before getting him by the air and Irish whipping him towards one of the corners! LC takes a few steps backwards before charging towards Jake —
Deadprez: But, Jake Smith manages to jump onto a seated position on the top rope as he kicks Lethal Consequences back for a moment! Jake positions himself before flying off the top rope! Crossbody on the Hall of Famer! BUT, LC MANAGED TO CATCH JAKE BEFORE HOSTING HIM UP ON ONE OF HIS SHOULDERS! IS HE GOING FOR GTJ — GO TO JAPAN! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A KNEE STRIKE! BUT, JAKE MANAGES TO SLIDE OFF LC’S BACK BEFORE GETTING HIM BY THE WAIST AND PUSHING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES BEFORE ROLLING HIM UP! JAKE HAS LC BY THE TIGHTS! IS HE GOING TO STEAL THIS ONE AWAY?!?
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences manages to roll himself out of the roll up, before he pokes Jake Smith in the eye! Now, it’s LC who manages to roll up Jake with an inside cradle! LC has Jake by his tights now!
Eve: Jake Smith manages to get himself out of the inside cradle! Lethal Consequences runs towards Jake with a clothesline, but Jake manages to connect with a crucifix pin on LC, but LC manages to roll himself out of the way! Jake manages trap LC by his ankles before tripping him down to his knees! Jake gets to his feet before nailing LC with a vicious superkick! Instead of falling back, LC MANAGES TO FALL FORWARD AS JAKE MANAGES TO GET THE OLDER MAN TO HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A LAST DIAL — DOUBLE UNDERHOOK LIFTING PILEDRIVER! JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: CAGE SWINGS A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF JAKE SMITH’S SKULL! THAT BREAKS UP THE PIN FALL ATTEMPT, BUT KNOCKS JAKE OUT FOR THE TIME BEING! Meanwhile, Cage shifts his attention from Jake to Lethal Consequences! Cage sets up the chair before getting LC to his feet! Cage smashes LC face first on the seating part of the steel chair! Now, Cage replaces LC’s head onto the seating part of the steel chair!
Cage (off-mic): IDIOT!
Cage (off-mic): IDIOT!
Cage (off-mic): IDIOT!
Gavin Kirkland: Cage is nailing Lethal Consequences with a series of Idiot Stampedes! Cage is almost possessed at the moment! There is no stopping this man from achieving his task to becoming Answers World Champion! Cage delivers a nasty looking thumb to the eye of LC! Now, he’s almost grazing his thumb onto LC’s eye! CAGE PICKS UP LC BEFORE PULLING HIM IN FOR OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION — THE INVERTED NECKBREAKER SLAM AS THE FORMER NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION LANDS ON THE STEEL CHAIR! CAGE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT TO SECURE HIMSELF A SHOT FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!! THR–
Eve: Lethal Consequences gets a shoulder up as Cage shakes his head! The more that this match continues, the more dangerous that Cage gets! Cage gets LC up before throwing him to the corner! Cage begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to the ribs of Lethal Consequences! Cage has his foot pressed against LC’s face and holds it there for a moment! There’s not a lot that the referee can do in the match! There are no disqualifications or countout! The first Elitist to pin or submit their opponents will be the number one contender for the Answers World Championship! Cage gets LC to his feet! Cage delivers a playful slap to LC’s face! He delivers another one! It’s almost like he’s trying to bait LC to respond! I think that Cage gets off with pissing off his opponents and getting underneath their skin!
Cage (off-mic): Where’s your fire, LC? Come on, old man!
Cage (off-mic): You are going to make this so easy for me.
Cage (off-mic): COME ON —
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences kicks Cage in the stomach, which staggers him back! But, Cage rushes towards LC, but LC delivers another kick to Cage’s stomach before pouncing on him before connecting with a bunch of rapid fists to Cage’s face! LC isn’t going to let Cage talk to him like that! Not in his own event! LC hoists Cage up before battery ramming him to the corner! LC connects with a punch of shoulder thrusts to Cage’s ribs! Cage is trying to get himself up to the turnbuckle, but LC looks to join him on the top rope! I don’t think that this is going to end well for either Elitist! CAGE THROWS A PUNCH TO LC, BUT LC THROWS A PUNCH TO CAGE! CAGE THROWS A PUNCH TO LC! LC THROWS A PUNCH TO CAGE! CAGE! LC! CAGE! LC! CAGE! LC! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! LC! LC! LC! LC!
Gavin Kirkland: The two of these men are so focused on trying to knock the other one off! Oh my god, who’s standing on the apron? DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE DOC IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! THE DOC IS STILL IN THE MATCH! SHE IS TRYING TO KNOCK CAGE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAGE MANAGES TO SHOVE HER TO THE SIDE, BUT BETHANY ISN’T KNOCKED OFF THE APRON! NOW, LOOK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE APRON! IT’S JAKE SMITH! JAKE SMITH IS STILL IN THIS MATCH UP! HE IS TRYING TO KNOCK OFF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OFF THE APRON! For basically the first time since this match began, all four Elitists are up to their feet! Jake gets inside the ring and wraps his hands around LC’s waist! It seems like he’s going to go for a German suplex on the Hall of Famer! Meanwhile, Dr. Bethany Blue gets her hands on her stethoscope, stands behind Cage and begins to wrap it around Cage’s neck! I don’t understand how Bethany is balancing herself on behind Cage on the top turnbuckle! The room for her must be very limited!
Eve: It does help that The Doc keeps fit and is in the best shape possible! :wow: Cage being choked by the stethoscope is enough of a distraction for Lethal Consequences as he takes his focus off of Jake Smith! Jake manages to get LC and connect with a German suplex, throwing LC across the ring! But, Cage manages to grab Bethany by her hair and flips her off the turnbuckle as he lands on a seated position! Cage repositions himself on the top rope, but Bethany doesn’t stay down for too long! She joins Cage up on the top rope, but Cage manages to shove her off, but Bethany is being persistent! She is refusing to stay down for anyone! It seems like Jake is now joining Bethany on the top turnbuckle as —
Deadprez: DOUBLE AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY ON CAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW IN THE WORLD WERE THEY ABLE TO DO THAT?!?!? THESE THREE ELITISTS ARE DOWN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS STILL DOWN AS JAKE SMITH SEEMED TO HAVE DEALT WITH HIM FOR THE TIME BEING! IF I WERE JAKE OR BETHANY, I WOULD GO FOR THE COVER ON CAGE RIGHT NOW! IT’S THE PERFECT TIME TO ATTEMPT A PINFALL!
Eve: It seems like Dr. Bethany Blue is mustering up the strength as she manages to get her arm over on Cage!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR–
Deadprez: CAGE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes widen in shock! It seems like she thought that this was going to be enough to keep Cage down! It seems like Bethany is looking to wrap up this match! She’s managed to defeat Cage cleanly on Showdown last week and it seems like she plans for that to happen again!
(Dr. Bethany Blue pulls out a sanitary black nitrile glove from her tights. She places the glove on one of her hands.)
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue applies her variation of the Mandible Claw — ‘Say Ahhhhh!’ on Cage! She’s holding down on the jaw as Cage finds himself in a world of trouble! I think that this may be it! Cage is really conflicted on what to do! It’s not in his handbook to submit! I don’t think that he would be able to live with the fact that he submitted to Bethany! Bethany would love nothing more than to win this match! Since her loss of the Interwire Championship, it’s been a tough couple months for her! Her clean victory over Cage was a step in the right direction, but out lasting all of the men in this match? It’s something that could show the entire Showdown locker room that she’s a threat and she should be taken seriously!
Deadprez: COLD NIGHT HOME BY JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Dr. Bethany Blue eats the move as Jake Smith probably saved Cage from losing the match!
(For one of the first times in the match, Dr. Bethany Blue and Jake Smith look at each other. Bethany is pissed because she knew in her heart that she had the match won there and Jake took that away from her.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic): Have you taken enough from me?
Jake Smith (off-mic): I should be asking you that question. Weren’t you content with the revenge that you got at Pain for Pride?
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic): You deserve to suffer.
Eve: TJD!!!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK TO JAKE SMITH!!!!
Deadprez: No! Jake Smith manages to duck the move as Dr. Bethany Blue stumbles forward, but Jake nails her with a superkick to the back of her head, which causes her to stumble towards the horizontal set of ropes! Jake gets Bethany to her waist before pushing her towards the ropes and rolling up the former Interwire Champion! He has Bethany by the tights!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Dr. Bethany Blue manages to get herself out of the roll up! The two former lovers get themselves to their feet! Bethany rushes towards Jake before nailing him with a beautiful dropkick! Jake staggers back to the corner as Bethany charges towards him before nailing him with a running uppercut! Jake staggers forward as Bethany manages to get Jake off his feet before connecting with a fallaway slam! Bethany is in the perfect position for the cover!
Eve: The former two-time PURE Champion kicks out! Dr. Bethany Blue is gesturing for Jake Smith to get to his feet! SHE’S BASICALLY STALKING JAKE TO HIS FEET, BEFORE SHE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A TJD! JAKE MANAGES TO STAGGER TO HIS KNEES! BETHANY STANDS BEHIND JAKE BEFORE PICKING HIM UP AND CONNECTING WITH A GRADE C2, A REVERSE DDT ON JAKE! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE BETHANY IS NOT COMPLETELY DONE HERE! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH! SHE TAKES A STEP BACK AS SHE STALKS JAKE BACK TO HIS FEET! JAKE IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET AS —
Deadprez: THE REMEDY BY DR. BETHANY BLUE! BUT, JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO SLIDE HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE! JAKE WITH THE REMEDY! HE JUST HIT BETHANY WITH HER OWN SIGNATURE MOVE! THIS IS SHADES OF WHAT BETHANY DID ON SHOWDOWN LAST WEEK! JAKE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO PUT HER AWAY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR–
Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE KICKS OUT!!!!!
Eve: Jake Smith is screaming at the official! He believes that the official should have counted faster, but instead of wasting any more time! He picks up Bethany and he’s going for the same move that Bethany laid him out with on the last edition of Showdown! BROKEN WINGS! BROKEN WINGS ON BETHANY! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BREAKS UP THE PIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences gets Jake Smith and throws him through the middle rope! He goes for the cover on Dr. Bethany Blue! He’s going to steal this match from Jake!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THR–
Eve: BETHANY KICKS OUT!!!!!
Deadprez: This woman is impossible to put down! I think everyone in this match has struggled to keep this woman down! Lethal Consequences picks up Bethany Blue and places her on his shoulders! He’s going for GTJ! I believe he tried to hit this same move around the beginning parts of the match! I don’t think that Bethany is moving! GTJ!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! BUT, CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE, CONNECTS WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER ON HER! CAGE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! HE’S CURSING AT BETHANY AS SHE ROLLS HERSELF OUT OF THE RING! Cage gets turned around by Lethal Consequences! LC kicks Cage in the stomach before connecting with a stunner! Cage staggers back, but he manages to rebalance himself on his feet! Cage rebounds himself off the ropes before taking LC down with a lariat — the Lunatic Lariat on his fellow Hall of Famer! Cage gives out a battle cry before looking towards the top rope! It’s not always that we see Cage going high on the top rope, but he is willing to do anything to win this match! It was a tough time last season! He believes that he was more deserving of opportunities! He believes that with being part of Showdown, he’ll get himself to the heights that he was in the last time that he was part of this brand!
Eve: Cage is hungry, but he stays hungry! Winning this match would mean a lot to him! Cage is on the top rope! He could be moments away from getting the biggest victory this season so far! Diving elbow drop from the top rope as it lands on Lethal Consequences! It lands right on his chest as Cage gets himself to his feet! HE PICKS UP LC TO HIS FEET! HE IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH — MERCY RULE! THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT ON LC! CAGE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It was an act of desperation from Jake Smith! He saw that this match was slipping away from his grasp! Cage gets up and you can see the anger in his eyes! He had this match taken away from him! Cage would have gotten the victory there if Jake never pulled the referee out of the ring! I’m really confident that Cage would have walked away as the winner!
(Jake Smith is trash talking to Cage as he seems completely oblivious to Dr. Bethany Blue standing behind him. Bethany has an evil grin on her face. Jake turns around…)
Eve: CODE BLUE TO JAKE SMITH!!!!! THE HEART PUNCH NAILS HIM IN THE CHEST AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR! BETHANY NOW PICKS UP JAKE BEFORE THROWING HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! BETHANY TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO JAKE!!!!! SHE GETS HERSELF UP BEFORE GETTING JAKE BY HIS HAIR!
Deadprez: Jake Smith is completely trying to get away from Dr. Bethany Blue! He’s crawling all the way up the ramp as she continues her attack on him! Meanwhile inside the ring, Cage manages to get Lethal Consequences to his feet! It seems like he’s going for another Mercy Rule before LC manages to push Cage away, but Cage rebounds off the ropes before connecting with a lariat! Another Lunatic Lariat by ‘Explicit Content.’ HE GETS LC BY HIS WRIST AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP LC FOR A MURDER.DEATH.KILL. CAGE GOES FOR THE LARIAT PART OF THE MOVE, BUT LC MANAGES TO DUCK THE MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE —
Gavin Kirkland: LCR!!!!! SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES DOWN CAGE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RACES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!
(Dr. Bethany Blue is in the middle of her clash with Jake Smith as she sees that Lethal Consequences has the cover on Cage. She pushes Jake down near the middle of the ramp.)
(Dr. Bethany Blue races towards the ring as Jake Smith is slowly following.)
Eve: BETHANY BLUE SLIDE TOWARDS THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COVER!!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH HAS THE DOC BY HER FEET AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING! THIS MATCH IS OVER! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WINS!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays through the speakers again as Lethal Consequences smacks his heads against the mat, feeling very happy about what he’s accomplished. Meanwhile at ringside, Dr. Bethany Blue looks completely heartbroken that she couldn’t race to the ring to break up the pin. With Jake Smith, it took the last of his strength to pull Bethany out of the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH … LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: A DYNASTY ELITIST IS GOING TO FACE THE WINNER OF JAMIE O’HARA AND JACK RIPLEY AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! IS THIS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE EXPECTED?!?!
Eve: Honestly, I thought that Cage had this match in the bag if it wasn’t for Jake Smith pulling out the official in the ring. Cage really thought it was going to be his night, but Lethal Consequences surprised people!
Deadprez: Midsummer Massacre is his event! It wouldn’t be like him to disappoint! :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not saying this because she’s a woman, but Dr. Bethany Blue really shined in this match and proved that she could challenge for any championship. If you didn’t think of this young woman as a threat, then, this match should have changed your opinion. Bethany went out there and poured everything into the ring. She thought that she played the smart game and she was seconds away from breaking up the pinfall. If it wasn’t for Jake Smith, I think this match would have continued and possibly, we could have been met with a different result.
Eve: Speaking of Jake Smith, he took quite a beating in this match, but he really held his own going up against two Hall of Famers and his ex-girlfriend. He was probably one of the bigger targets in the match, which could explain why there was the need to keep him down. Every competitor in the match, knew what Jake Smith was capable of. He’s a former two-time PURE Champion. He has been to the mountain top before and there’s no doubt that he’ll get there again one day. This isn’t going to be his last opportunity to compete for any World Championship.
Deadprez: Cage looked fantastic out there! He really brought the fight to all of the competition and gave them something to be afraid about! I can see that this loss is going to piss him off, but I hope it doesn’t discourage him from going out there and getting these opportunities for himself. Instead, it should light a fire underneath his ass because when this man is on his A-game, he is untouchable. There’s no doubt that he’ll get another opportunity! He just needs to work on stepping up his game because the competition on this brand really pushed him to the next level.
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences has himself an opportunity to challenge for the Answers World Champion. Will it be Jamie O’Hara or Jack Ripley? We’ll have our answer by the end of the night! Congratulations, LC!
(Ad for depression and sadness starring Shaker Jones and Jacob Senn(to). “Don’t pour it on your friends, we’re here for you. YOU’RE NOT ALONE! CALL 1-800-273-8255.”)
(Midsummer Massacre returns from commercial break as Lethal Consequences is over the moon with defeating three of Showdown’s brightest talents. He came from the Dynasty brand and he managed to come out on top. Now, he has a date with whoever has the Answers World Championship at Territorial Invasion. Kyra Phillips is standing next to him as she looks to get his thoughts over the entire thing.)
Kyra Phillips: Just moments ago, we saw the number one contender’s match for the Answers World Championship. We saw four competitors walk into the match with the intentions, but it was Dynasty’s Lethal Consequences, who walked out victory. LC, can I get your thoughts on what transpired?
Lethal Consequences: Those three bum ass motherfuckers didn’t know the righteous opportunity presented in front of them, Kayla —
Kyra Phillips: It’s Kyra.
Lethal Consequences: Like it matters. You see, these three bum ass motherfuckers didn’t know the righteous event that they were more than fortunate to compete in. Midsummer Massacre isn’t just another FPV. Oh no! It’s more than that. It’s the bringer of justice. It’s the holder of truth and goodness. It reveals who are the fakes of this brand and who are the good, genuine people. It doesn’t matter that I’m from Dynasty, but I am one of the good people and that gets ignored sadly. The Midsummer Massacre gods don’t lie, Kaylee. They saw I was one of the good ones. I was one of the overlooked ones going into this show, but it’s the same song that I’ve listened to over and over again. You think that these jabrones would learn not to overlook me, but…
I. STILL. WIN
Lethal Consequences: From my performance tonight, I proved that this brand has NOTHING on me. The only great thing about Showdown is Midsummer Massacre because of the level of competition on this brand? It’s got nothing on Lethal Consequences. What does that say for whoever is going to be Answers World Champion when we face off at Territorial Invasion? Are Jamie O’Hara or Jack Ripley gonna be another talentless douchebag. I mean, it won’t be different from what I’ve already faced on Dynasty.
Lethal Consequences: I stormed into Dynasty and proved that they weren’t anything compared to me. Just like I came to Showdown, got inserted into an opportunity that Blue, Jake and Cage thought should have belonged to them and I WON. There’s gonna be a lot of people that are angry to see this Dynasty bum come onto this brand and take their opportunities, but does it look like I give a fuck? I’m not here to protect anyone’s feelings. I let people what I think of them before they make their assumptions and what not. This victory from me was DESERVED because I was the only man who gave a fuck about Midsummer Massacre. Without me, this entire event would have fallen apart. That’s the power of Lethal Consequences, ladies and gentlemen! I saved this bum ass show from going down under with Dia Del Diablo and Triple Threat, but do I get the ‘thank yous?’
Lethal Consequences: NOPE. Not a single noise, but I can assure you that I’ll get my thank you once I wipe the floor with whoever is the Answers World Champion when we get to Territorial Invasion — what the fuck are you doing here?
(The camera pans to Jack Ripley, who has had his own issues with Lethal Consequences in the past. Jack hasn’t forgotten that LC is the reason why his reign as National Elite Champion ended. Jack gets closer to LC.)
Jack Ripley: Don’t think that I’ve forgotten about the bullshit that you pulled when it came to taking that National Elite —
Lethal Consequences: National EXTREME.
Jack Ripley: Whatever, but I haven’t forgotten about that, so I’ll be interested to see the two of us cross paths at Territorial Invasion.
Lethal Consequences: How about you win your match and then, we’ll talk.
Jack Ripley: That’s always been the plan, but I’ll be looking forward to getting my win over you.
(Jack Ripley walks past Lethal Consequences, most likely heading towards the guerrilla area. LC rolls his eyes before heading back to his locker room, before he looks eye-to-eye with … Jamie O’Hara.)
Lethal Consequences: You’re the supposed best on Showdown.
Jamie O’Hara: I’m not just the best. I’m the fucking Ace.
(Jamie O’Hara forms a charming smile on his face before heading towards the guerrilla area as well. It was just two simple sentences, but it was enough to intrigue Lethal Consequences. There’s no denying that facing both Jack Ripley or Jamie O’Hara will be excellent, and he’ll be watching the main event really closely.)
(Camera pans back to ringside.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND SET FOR ONE FALL! AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley comes out to a loud roar from the socially distanced crowd. He has a huge look of determination on his face as he takes a deep breath and makes his way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA….WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS…..JJJAACCCCKKK RRRRIIPPPLLLEEEYYYY!!!!!!!
Eve: Just look how focused this man is tonight! He wants that World Championship that has been eluding him for quite some time. It’s all he needs for the Triple Crown. He’s had his chances in the past but he vows the tide is finally going to change tonight, and I can for sure see it happening tonight! Jack Ripley is on a mission after coming up short in Cash in the Vault. This is his opportunity, and he refuses to blow it!
Deadprez: Many people around the world have called this guy a future World Champion for quite a long time, and tonight, can he fulfill the prophecy?
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin [Paratus] hits as Jamie O’Hara walks out to another roar from the crowd. He has the Answers World Championship around his waist. He also has a look of determination as he eyes Jack Ripley inside the ring from up the ramp, and doesn’t take his eyes off him as he walks to the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…..WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS…HE IS THE CURRENT REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….JJAAAMMIIIEEEE O’HAAARRRAAAAAA!!!!!!
Deadprez: A guy with a lot to prove tonight. You can see it in his eyes right now. He closed his rocky season at Pain for Pride in the most perfect way dethroning The Gawd in the War to End All Wars and he reigns as the top dog on Showdown! He built everything up to that title win, and he’s not planning on losing everything he took so long to build up so soon! Much like Jack, Jamie is a man on a fucking mission tonight to make a statement not only to Jack, but the entire Showdown locker room that it’s gonna be no easy task getting that Answers World Title from him.
(The referee holds the Answers World Championship up high as the championship graphic flashes across the screen.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And here we go, our main event of the evening is underway! Both men slowly step away from their respective corners and make their way to the center of the ring, and both men stare at one another with both men having a blank expression on their
Jack Ripley(no mic): It’s my time.
Jamie O’Hara(no mic): Prove it.
Eve: OH MY! JACK RIPLEY SHOVES JAMIE AS HARD AS HE CAN! No intimidation tonight from the challenger.
Gavin Kirkland: HOW DARE HE! Jamie now looks down and has a grin on his face, and Jamie looks up….WHAT THE–
YOU’LLLLL FLOATTTT TOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! Jamie catches the leg and spins Jack around and goes for a spinning lariat, but Jack ducks that and both men are in opposite corners of each other once more in this match. These two looking like they’re playing a little chess match with each other to start this off.
(Jack gives the “this close” signal with his index finger and thumb while Jamie simply shrugs his shoulders.)
Eve: Both men step to the center of the ring once more, and both men hold their hand up to test the other’s strength, and then both men transition into a collar and elbow tie-up! And Jamie gains control as he has the side headlock applied, but Jack runs and pushes Jamie off him and Jamie runs and rebounds off the ropes and Jack goes for a clothesline but Jamie ducks and runs full steam to the opposite ropes and charges at Jack, but Jack Ripley catches Jamie with an elevated hip toss….but Jamie somehow managed to reverse that in mid air to an arm drag!
Deadprez: Jack stands himself up in the corner and Jamie comes running in and goes for the running high knees to the chest, but Jack sidesteps it and Jamie drives both of his knees into the middle turnbuckle, and now he’s a sitting duck there! Jack Ripley realizes that as he walks over and lifts both of Jamie’s legs up and puts him in the tree of woe! And now Jack walks to the opposite end of the ring, running dropkick to the face of Jamie! And Jack runs to the opposite end and runs and connects with another front dropkick to the face of Jamie who’s still stuck in the tree of woe, and Jack once more runs to the opposite rope..a third running dropkick!
Eve: Jamie is dangling from the turnbuckle and Jack reaches down and picks him up to a seated position on the top rope, and Jack throws a forearm to the back of Jamie’s head before climbing up to the top rope with him and Jack now is going for a back suplex from the top rope! But Jamie is throwing back elbow shots to try escaping this situation he’s in! Jamie throws repetitive elbows and Jack loosens the grip and Jamie grabs ahold of Jack by the head…but Jack rains down elbow shots to the shoulder and head of Jamie! AND JACK GOES FOR THE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE ONCE MORE!!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE REVERSED IT INTO A CROSSBODY IN MID AIR FROM THE TOP ROPE! JAMIE TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A PIN!
Eve: Jack escapes the pinfall, and both men race to their feet now, Jack runs at Jamie but Jamie reverses into a hip toss and neckbreaker combo! Jack grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself to safety underneath it! Jamie is lying in wait tho as Jack pulls himself up on the edge of the apron and Jamie runs and connects with a high knee that drops Jack Ripley to the outside floor! Jack begins to stir to his feet on the outside floor, and Jamie sees this as his opportunity as he runs full steam to the ropes-
Deadprez: JAMIE LEAPS HIGH OVER THE ROPES WITH THE TOPE PLANCHA!!! BUT JACK MOVES THE CAMERAMAN IN HIS PLACE AND JAMIE CRASHES AND BURNS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Jamie begins clutching his knee as I think he may have landed on it a bit awkwardly, the surgically repaired knee!
Gavin Kirkland: KKIINNNNGGGGG!!!!! :noah:
Eve: Jamie’s in some pain holding that surgically repaired knee, and Jack is back up to his feet and sees this, he’s like a shark that smells blood in the water now! Jack walks over to Jamie and picks his leg up and places it underneath his arm and drags Jamie a little bit up the ramp….AND JACK DRIVES JAMIE’S KNEE RIGHT ONTO THE STAGE!
Deadprez: JACK PICKS UP THE LEG AND DOES IT AGAIN! Jack rolls in and the out of the ring to make sure a countout doesn’t occur, and he walks to go pick up Jamie on the outside up the ramp a little bit, but Jamie throws a shot to the midsection of Jack! but Jack uses his knee and drives it right into the side of Jamie’s head! Jack then picks up Jamie and quickly rolls him inside the ring, but Jack stays outside, and he drags Jamie by his feet over to the ring post area…OH NO! WE CAN GUESS WHAT HE HAS PLANNED HERE! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Jack drags him underneath the bottom rope and has both of his legs wrapped around the ring post! Jack grabs the hurt leg of Jamie and pulls it back…AND JACK DRIVES THE KNEE RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! JACK NOW RELENTLESSLY AND REPETITIVELY DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE RING POST, AND JAMIE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN HERE! Jack has a sickening grin on his face as he grabs the leg once more, and wraps it underneath his arm, AND DROPS DROPS DOWN IN A HALF BOSTON CRAB AGAINST THE RING POST ON THE BAD KNEE OF JAMIE! IS THE REFEREE GONNA STOP THIS?!
Deadprez: Jack finally lets go and Jamie crawls away with desperation from the corner to the center of the ring clutching at his knee. Jack still has that grin on his face as he climbs up the apron and ascends up the top rope….MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS ON TOP OF JAMIE! JACK NOW GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Eve: The Answers World Champion still stays in it! And Jack not wasting any time here as he hops on top of Jamie and begins to rain down haymakers to the skull of Jamie O’Hara! Jack then delivers a few forearms…AND OH GOSH! IS HE?! YES! JAMIE’S BUSTED OPEN!
Deadprez: Jack delivers several more blows to the head before standing up, and Jack looks at the top rope once more and he climbs it again! Jack is looking to put this away here as he stands high and balanced on the top rope….BELIEVE IT OR NOTTTT!!!!!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOBODY HOME! JAMIE JUST GOT OUT OF HARM’S WAY AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH! Jamie checks his head and sees that he’s bleeding and he doesn’t give it the time of day a she sees Jack pulling himself up with the ropes, and Jamie gingerly runs at Jack from behind and shoves him to the ropes looking for the pin–BUT JACK HELD ON AS HE UNDERHOOKED THE TOP ROPE! Jamie flipped backwards and when he gets back up to his feet–SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF JAMIE! JACK RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER FOR THE SUNSET FLIP…BUT JAMIE LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR AND DELIVERS A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF THE GROUNDED JACK RIPLEY!
Deadprez: Jamie takes this chance to roll away and give himself a little bit of time to shake the cobwebs out and recover from the damage Jack inflicted on his bad knee that he landed on awkwardly when he flew over the top rope and crashed and burned. Jamie looks and sees Jack coming to, and Jamie goes for a knee to the back of Jack Ripley’s head but Jack seemed to have eyes at the back of his head as he ducked it, Jamie doesn’t stop as he runs to the ropes again…but he’s caught in his tracks with a european uppercut from Jack! Jamie stumbles backwards against the ropes now…and Jack charges at him but Jamie reverses with a back body drop that sends Jack over the top rope, but Jamie doesn’t know that Jack held on to the apron and is right behind him! Turn around Jamie!
Eve: Jamie turns around and walks right into a jumping forearm shot from Jack and Jamie stumbles back and drops to a knee, and now Jack springboards off the top rope and leaps….TORNADO DDT SPIKES JAMIE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! JACK CRAWLS TO THE COVER!
Deadprez: NO, JAMIE KICKS OUT! And now Jack rolls away and sits in the corner, before pulling himself up and stalking Jamie O’Hara! Jack now awaits for Jamie to turn around, and Jamie does…JACK GOES FOR YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! BUT JAMIE CATCHES THE LEG AGAIN! JAMIE SPINS JACK AROUND AND JACK GOES FOR THE DOUBLE LEG LARIAT BUT JAMIE DUCKS THAT AND HAS THE GROUNDED JACK RIPLEY BY HIS FEET! BUT JACK PUSHES JAMIE WITH FULL POWER BACKWARDS FREEING HIMSELF FROM JAMIE’S GRIP! JACK IS BACK UP AND RUNS AT JAMIE–BUT JAMIE COUNTERS WITH A HIGH ELEVATED BACK BODY DROP AND THIS TIME IT SENDS JACK RIPLEY TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Jack Ripley hit hard on that floor!
Eve: Jamie gingerly stands up, and he measures Jack on the outside as Jack is beginning to rise to his feet, and Jamie runs to the ropes and…JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE THAT DRIVES JACK BACK INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! JAMIE WALKS AND SLAMS JACK BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! The referee begins his ten count!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: And Jack trying to get some separation as he shoves Jamie away by Jamie is right on his tail and grabs him by the head and slams him face first on the steel steps! Jamie lays Jack up against the steel steps and begins throwing knife edge chops! Jamie takes a few steps back, but is met with a knee to the midsection from Jack Ripley! This time it’s Jack who slams Jamie face first off the steps! Jack grabs Jamie by the head and runs with him full steam and throws him head first into the plexiglass ringside! Jamie is laying face first against the glass and the socially distant crowd is banging on the glass trying to wake him up to get back in this fight! Jack however rolls back inside the ring to break the ten count before quickly rolling back out to set up his next offensive maneuver!
Deadprez: Jamie a sitting duck laying against the glass black first, AND JACK RUNS AT JAMIE–BUT JAMIE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AGAINST THE PLEXI GLASS AND JACK FALLS RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD ON THE MAT, I WOULDN’T BE SHOCKED IF HE HAD A CONCUSSION FROM THAT!
Eve: Jack is still upside down against the barricade after sliding down from the plexiglass, and JAMIE WITH A SIDE KICK RIGHT TO THE NOSE OF JACK! And Jack falls down all the way to the mat! And Jamie this time slides in the ring to prevent a countout, and he goes and picks up Jack by the head who still seems dazed after landing on his head the way he just did, and Jamie tries to get Jack back inside of the ring–BUT OH MY GOD!
Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY OUT OF NOWHERE DRIVES JAMIE BACKWARDS AND TGYTFRTGYT5F4RDE
(Jamie and Jack go flying across the Showdown announce table and into the announcers.)
Eve: OH MY! THANK GOD I BARELY MANAGED TO GET OUTTA THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: GROSS!!! I KNOW I JOKE ABOUT HOW SEXY JAMIE IS, BUT GOD!!!
(Gavin Kirkland squirts hand sanitizer from his back pocket and rubs it through his hands.)
Deadprez: We’re all away from the desk here as both Jamie and Jack are tearing each other apart behind our desk! Jack seems to have the upper hand here as he delivers several shots to the bloodied head of Jamie O’Hara! Jamie is laying up against the table now and Jack places him on top of it! Jack then follows suit and hops on top of the announce desk with Jamie!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY HOOKS BOTH OF JAMIE’S ARMS ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE’S GOING FOR THE RIPPLE EFFECT HERE!!
Deadprez: But Jamie manages to twirls out of it and throw a forearm to the forehead of Jack! Both men once again are exchanging blows on top of the announce table…AND JAMIE GRABS THE HEAD OF JACK AND DRIVES HIS KNEE TO HIS NOSE REPEATEDLY!! JAMIE TURNS AROUND JACK AND HAS HIM BY THE WAIST! I THINK JAMIE MAY BE LOOKING FOR VISUAL IDENTITY!
Eve: BUT JACK IS THROWING ELBOW SHOTS TO TRY SAVING HIMSELF! JACK MANAGES TO ESCAPE JAMIE’S GRASP…AND JACK CHOP BLOCK THE FRONT OF THE HURT KNEE OF JAMIE O’HARA! JACK HOOKS THE ARMS OF JAMIE AGAIN GOING FOR THE RIPPLE EFFECT ON THE TABLE! BUT JAMIE IS FIGHTING IT ONCE MORE! JAMIE GETS SEPARATION BUT OH GOD–
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY FUCK! JAMIE WALKED RIGHT INTO A LEAPING REVERSE STO FROM JACK AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE DESK!!
Eve: Both men are down now right next to each other as the referee briefly goes to check on both of them, before going back in the ring to do his job and count!
Deadprez: Jack is beginning to stir away from the rubble at ringside, as Jamie is yet to move!
Eve: WHAT A SHAME IS THIS WERE TO END IN ANY TYPE OF COUNTOUT! JAMIE IS STIRRING BUT HE’S BARELY MOVING! JAMIE ROLLS FROM THE RUBBLE AND BOTH MEN ARE CRAWLING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS TO THE RING!
Deadprez: Both competitors are on opposite ends of the ring crawling their way to it! Jamie is a bit behind, you know he doesn’t wanna retain his championship this way, and you know for sure Jack doesn’t want this opportunity to slip away by the match ending like this!
Gavin Kirkland: NEITHER MAN HAS MADE IT BACK! JACK RIPLEY IS PULLING HIMSELF UP ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON, AND JAMIE IS PULLING AT THE RING SKIRT FOR A LITTLE BIT OF LEVERAGE!
Deadprez: AND BOTH MEN SIMULTANEOUSLY ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE RING SLIDE BACK INSIDE! BOTH ARE DOWN AND EXHAUSTED!
Eve: Both men begin to crawl to the center of the ring, and both men stare each other down as they both rise to their feet in pain!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MEN START EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER AGAIN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAMIE! JACK! JAMIE! JACK!
Eve: JACK SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE UPPER HAND HERE! AND JACKS PUSHES JAMIE UP AGAINST THE ROPES, AND AN IRISH WHIPS FROM JACK AND JAMIE SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE LEGS OF JACK AND FACES JACK’S BACKSIDE…..VISUAL IDENTITYYYYY!!!!! THE BELLY TO BACK PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! JAMIE ROLLS JACK OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
Deadprez: JACK KICKS OUT! And Jamie rolls off of Jack and rolls his way to the corner and underneath the bottom rope! Jamie very gingerly pulls himself up on the edge of the apron and climbs up the top rope, Jamie may be looking for the exclamation point on this title defense as I think he’s setting up for Genki Cannon!
BUT JAMIE TOOK TOO LONG!!!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL POPS UP OFF THE MAT AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH JAMIE O’HARA!! JAMIE LOOKS LIKE HE HAD JUST SEEN A GHOST! AND BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING IT OUT ON THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! DANGEROUS SITUATION NOW FOR BOTH MEN! JAMIE SEEMS TO STILL HAVE CONTROL THOUGH AS HE DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE RIB CAGE OF JACK! JAMIE THROWS SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS AT THE HEAD OF JACK BUT JACK IS STILL TEETERING…..AND A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF JACK’S HEAD AND JACK FALLS TO THE MAT BELOW!
Deadprez: JAMIE TAKES A SECOND NOW AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE UNCONSCIOUS JACK RIPLEY BELOW HIM, AND JAMIE STANDS TALL ON THE TOP ROPE!……GEENNKKIII CCAAANNNNOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!
Eve: NOT SO FAST! JACK RIPLEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! BUT JAMIE CHANGED GEARS IN MID AIR AND ROLLED THROUGH IT FORWARD BACK TO HIS FEET, AND JAMIE RUNS AT JACK–
YYOOOOOUUUUU’LLLLL FLLOOOOAAATTTT TTOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO SUPERKICK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE FROM JACK! JACK FALLS ON JAMIE FOR THE COVER!!
Eve: JAMIE STAYS ALIVE AS HE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Jack has a look of disbelief as he thought for sure he just had won his first World Championship, but it’s gonna take a little bit more to keep the Ace down! And now The Straight Shooter takes a look at his surroundings before rubbing his forehead, thinking of his next move that will win him the title.
Deadprez: Jack stands up now and looks at the motionless Jamie O’Hara on the ground, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM JAMIE THAT KNOCKS JACK BACK! JAMIE CHARGES AT JACK AS JACK SWINGS AT JAMIE BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES–
Gavin Kirkland: IIINNNN EEXXCCEELLIIISSSSSS!!!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS ON JACK RIPLEY!
Deadprez: BUT THE KNEE KNOCKED JACK BACKWARDS AND HE USES HIS RING PRESENCE AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS JAMIE WAS CRAWLING TO GRAB HIM FOR THE PIN! Jamie on the ground now leans over the bottom rope and looks pissed off as he looks down at Jack below him on the outside floor, knowing that he just let a huge opportunity slip away to end this matchup!
Eve: Jamie now rolls outside of the ring and tries to pick up Jack, but Jack seems almost like dead weight at this point for Jamie with his knee still bothering him a bit. BUT JACK SLAPS JAMIE’S HANDS AWAY AND THROWS A VICIOUS HEADBUTT AT HIM! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO CONNECTS TO JAMIE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HE FALLS AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS AND SLIDES DOWN AND LAYS BACK FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! JAMIE IS OUT! JACK SEES THIS AND HE BACKS UP…AND HE CHARGES–
Gavin Kirkland: AND JACK SMASHES HIS KNEE AGAINST THE FACE OF JAMIE’S HEAD LAYING AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! JACK RIPLEY NOW GETS JAMIE UP AND ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! JACK ROLLS IN AND MAKES THE COVER!
Eve: JAMIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Jack lays on the mat in a bit of frustration, before getting up and making his way over to the corner and begin climbing up the turnbuckle! JACK IS UP HIGH AND LOOKS DOWN AT JAMIE ON THE MAT! JAMIE HASN’T MOVED! JACK’S GONNA GO FOR “BELIEVE IT OR NOT”!!!! JACK FLIES HIGH IN THE AIR–
Deadprez: JAMIE GETS THE KNEES UP! AND JAMIE TRANSITIONS INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY KICKS OUT! BUT JAMIE THEN TRANSITIONS INTO SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION!!! JAMIE HAS THE LEG SCISSORS CROSS KNEELOCK LOCKED IN! JAMIE HAS HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, IS JACK RIPLEY GONNA TAP OUT HERE?!
Deadprez: JACK HAS HIS HAND UP…..BUT HE REFUSES TO TAP OUT! JACK IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT HE’S A LONG WAY FROM THEM! JACK BEGINS TO DRAG JAMIE TO TRY GETTING TO THE ROPES, BUT JAMIE APPLIES THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PRESSURE ON THE SUBMISSION AS HE CAN!! JACK IS ALMOST THERE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO TAP OUT….HE’S GOT HIS HAND RAISED HIGH ONCE AGAIN!–
Eve: JACK RIPLEY WITH ONE BIG LUNGE REACHES AND GRABS THE ROPE! JAMIE IS FORCED TO BREAK THE HOLD! WHAT RESILIENCE THERE FROM THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER!
Gavin Kirkland: What a matchup between these guys! And now Jamie is up to his feet and grabs Jack by his feet to try dragging him away from the ropes but Jack is hanging on to the bottom rope for dear life, and Jack manages to kick Jamie away from him, which buys him enough time to barely make it back to his feet before Jamie charges at him once again….JACK KICKS JAMIE IN HIS BAD KNEE AND JAMIE DROPS TO A KNEE IN PAIN! JACK CAPITALIZES ON THAT AND SPIKES JAMIE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!
Deadprez: Both men are down once again, and Jack Ripley stands up and grabs the leg of Jamie, and he kicks it as hard as he can, and he doe sit once more, and now Jack flips Jamie on his stomach and has the half Boston Crab submission hold locked in on Jamie’s surgerically repaired knee! JAMIE IS ALMOST CRYING IN PAIN, BUT HE’S TRYING TO PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN! JAMIE HAS GOTTA FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS QUICK, OTHERWISE HE MAY NOT JUST LOSE THE TITLE, HE MAY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK OUT OF THE PERFORMANCE CENTER HERE TONIGHT!
Eve: Jack has that Boston crab wrenched in! But Jamie is refusing to give up as he balls up his fists and begins to crawl his way to the ropes…AND JAMIE ID FINGERTIPS FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY DRAGS JAMIE RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAMIE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: But Jamie flips on his back and uses his free foot to kick Jack away from him, and Jack finally lets go of the submission! Jamie was locked in that submission for a long time, Jack didn’t win right there, but the damage just may have been done there to Jamie’s knee!
Eve: JACK IS UP AND RUNS AT JAMIE NOT ALLOWING HIM ANY TIME TO RECOVER–BUT JAMIE WITH A FRONT DROPKICK TO THE FRONT OF JACK’S KNEE THAT DROPS JACK FACE FIRST ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE IN FRONT OF HIM! JAMIE IS BACK UP AND HE’S LIMPING QUITE A BIT HERE, BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING HIM! JAMIE TURNS AROUND AND STANDS UP JACK IN THE CORNER AND JAMIE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER….AND JAMIE SUCCESSFULLY DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES TO THE CHEST OF JACK!
Deadprez: JAMIE HOLDS HIMSELF ON JACK’S CHEST IN THE CORNER, AND JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A MONKEY FLIP….BUT JACK LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE’S AWAITING FOR JAMIE TO TURN AROUND!
Eve: YOU’LLLLLLL FLOATTTTT TOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAMIE WENT UNDERNEATH AND AVOIDED IT AND PICKS UP JACK IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! JAMIE IS GOING FOR A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER–
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE’S BAD KNEE GIVES OUT WITH THE WEIGHT OF JACK HE WAS HOLDING UP! HE DROPS JACK DOWN TO THE MAT–AND JACK NOW RUNS TO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS….JACK LEAPS OVER JAMIE WITH THE SUNSET FLIP AND DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES INTO JAMIE’S BACK! THE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS AS JACK NOW HOOKS THE LEG OF JAMIE!
Eve: JAMIE ONCE AGAIN POPS THE SHOULDER UP! AND NOW JACK NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS HE BEGINS TO PICK UP JAMIE OFF THE MAT–BUT JAMIE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE PIN OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Deadprez: NO!! AND BOTH MEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND RUNS AT EACH OTHER, AND JACK RIPLEY LEAPS ON THE SHOULDERS OF JAMIE FOR THE HURRICANRANA–BUT JAMIE CAUGHT HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! THIS TIME JAMIE SUCCESSFULLY CONNECTS WITH A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER! JACK WALKS OUT FROM THE CORNER–
Eve: SUPERKICK FROM JAMIE!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THAT KICK DRIVES THE DAZED JACK RIPLEY THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! JACK MAY HAVE JUST GOT BAILED OUT THERE BIG TIME AND JAMIE HAS AN ANNOYED LOOK ON HIS FACE!
Eve: Jamie looks over the top rope to Jack on the outside, and Jack after a few moments begins to stand, and JAMIE RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE ROPES–
Deadprez: TOPE CON HILO TO JACK FROM JAMIE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Eve: JAMIE BANGS ON THE PLEXIGLASS AS HE’S FEELING PUMPED UP! JAMIE LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING AS HE PICKS UP JACK AND THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING! JAMIE CLIMBS UP THE APRON FROM THE OUTSIDE AND GOES UP HIGH! JAMIE IS LOOKING TO END THIS HERE AS HE STANDS HIGH ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: GEEENNKKKIIIII CANNNNOOONNNN!!!! THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THE HEART OF JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS!! JAMIE CRAWLS BACK OVER TO JACK AND MAKES THE COVER!!!
HOW DID JACK KICK OUT?!?!
Eve: JACK SOMEHOW GOT THE SHOULDER UP! JAMIE IS IN ABSOLUTE DISBELIEF, AS THAT MAY HAVE BEEN HIS BEST SHOT! Jamie now stands up, and he grabs both of the arms of Jack and begins stomping away on the face of Jack! Jamie is showing no mercy right now to his opponent!
Deadprez: JAMIE PUTS JACK IN A POSITION ON BOTH KNEES AND BEGINS TO DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE BRIDGE OF JACK’S NOSE REPEATEDLY! JAMIE ONCE AGAIN SHOWING ZERO MERCY! JAMIE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND HE’S GOING FOR “IN EXCELSIS” TO JACK RIPLEY WHO’S ON BOTH KNEES KNOCKED OUT–
Gavin Kirkland: JACK SOMEHOW CAUGHT JAMIE BY THE LEGS AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! JACK WITH THE FRONT FLIP AND HE BRIDGES JAMIE FOR THE PIN!!
Eve: JAMIE ESCAPES IT! BOTH MEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND RUN TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER–
YOOOUUUU’LLLLL FFFLLOOOAAATTTTTT TTOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK FROM JACK!
Deadprez: JAMIE DUCKED IT AND HE RUNS TO THE CORNER IN FRONT OF HIM, AND JACK TURNS AROUND….
INNN EEXXXCCCCEEELLSSSIIIISSSS!!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE FROM JAMIE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO JACK SIDESTEPPED IT! AND JACK FACES JAMIE’S BACKSIDE, AND HE GOES FOR THE BACKSLIDE PIN, BUT JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE THROWS A KICK TO THE SIDE OF JACK’S HEAD!
Eve: JAMIE STANDS JACK UP AND HAS HIM IN A SUPLEX POSITION, AND JAMIE LIFTS HIM UP–AND JAMIE THROWS JACK STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE, AND JACK IS A SITTING DUCK DANGLING THERE! JAMIE ONCE MORE RUNS TO THE ROPES–
Deadprez: JAMIE DRIVES HIS KNEE AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE SIDE OF JACK’S HEAD AS HE WAS DANGLING! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT! JAMIE THEN GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Eve: JACK KICKS OUT AND STAYS ALIVE AGAIN! AND JAMIE LAYS NEXT TO JACK EXHAUSTED, NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO!
Deadprez: Jamie rolls over to the corner now, and he begins to measure Jack and stalk him! JAMIE CHARGES–
Eve: JACK REVERSES INTO A SPINNING NECKBREAKER–BUT JAMIE REVERSES THAT AND PUSHES JACK FORWARD AND FACES JAKE’S BACKSIDE…AND HE PUTS JACK IN THE STRAIGHT JACKET POSITION FROM BEHIND! HE’S GOING FOR THE STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! COME ON KING! HE TURNS AROUND JACK AND GOES FOR IT–
Deadprez: JACK CAUGHT THE KNEE UNDER HIS ARM AND HE GRABS JAMIE’S OTHER LEG AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! JACK NOW SLINGSHOTS JAMIE FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Eve: BUT JAMIE LANDS ON THE TURNBUCKLE LIKE SPIDER-MAN! AND JAMIE GOES FOR A REVERSE CROSSBODY FROM THE SECOND ROPE!! OH MY GOD–
YYYOOUUU’LLL FLLLOOOAATTTT TTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: OH MY LORD! JACK RIPLEY CAUGHT HIM WITH THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE IN MID AIR!!!!! JACK RIPLEY FLIPS THE DEAD WEIGHT OF JAMIE OVER ON HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS DEEP FOR THE PIN!!
Deadprez: WE HAVE A BRAND NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
Eve: HOW IN THE FUCK?!?!?!?! JAMIE KICKED OUT AGAIN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: GOATS ONLY!!!
Deadprez: JACK IS POUNDING THE MAT IN ABSOLUTE FRUSTRATION! NOBODY KNOWS HOW JAMIE KICKED OUT! HIM AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS WONDERING WHAT ELSE HE HAS TO DO IN ORDER TO CAPTURE THE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT!
Eve: JACK STANDS UP AND PICKS UP JAMIE SLOWLY OFF THE MAT, AND HE HOOKS BOTH OF JAMIE’S ARMS–
Deadprez: JAMIE DRIVES JACK BACK WITH THE LITTLE BIT OF ENERGY HE HAS LEFT TO BREAK THE GRIP ON HIS ARMS! KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM JAMIE! RIGHT HAND FROM JACK! KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM JAMIE! WHO WANTS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MORE RIGHT NOW IS THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK, BEFORE WALKING BACK TO JACK BUT JACK THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! AND JACK HOPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE…AND JACK GOES FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!!
Eve: BUT JAMIE HELD ON TO THE ROPES NEARBY, AND HE STOMPS ON THE FACE OF JACK RIPLEY AS HARD AS HE CAN! JAMIE THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF JACK! AND JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: JACK POPS THE SHOULDER UP! AND JAMIE ROLLS AWAY FROM THE WHAT SEEMS LIKE LIFELESS JACK RIPLEY AND HE PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER, JACK NOW IS PULLING HIMSELF UP IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND JAMIE NOW CHARGES–
Eve: JAMIE IS GOING FOR THE HIGH KNEE IN THE CORNER…BUT JACK MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND NOBODY WAS HOME! JACK STUMBLES BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND WAITS FOR JAMIE TO TURN BACK AROUND….YOUU”LLLL FLOOOAATTTTT TOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO!! JAMIE DUCKED UNDERNEATH IT AND HE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND HE THEN CHARGES AT JACK AND CONNECTS WITH A SLINGBLADE!!! JAMIE CAN FEEL MOMENTUM STARTING TO SWING HIS DIRECTION NOW!
Eve: JAMIE RUNS AND DROPKICKS JACK RIPLEY INTO THE CORNER! AND NOW JACK CRAWLS BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND JAMIE IS MEASURING, JAMIE RUNS TO THE ROPES ONCE MORE–
Deadprez: BUT JACK WITH A LAST DITCH EFFORT CONNECTS WITH A BACK HANDED ELBOW STOPPING JAMIE IN HIS TRACKS! IT’S ANYBODY’S MATCH AT THIS POINT RIGHT NOW!
Eve: JACK RUNS TO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS AND JAMIE RUNS OFF THE OTHER SIDE AND BOTH RUN PAST ONE ANOTHER AND JACK–
YOU’LL FLOAT TOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE SOMEHOW SIDESTEPPED IT AND KEEPS HIS MOMENTUM RUNNING THE ROPES AND JACK RIPLEY TURNS AROUND–
Eve: IN EXCCEEELLIISSSS!!!!!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WHY ISN’T HE MAKING THE COVER?!
Deadprez: JAMIE CRAWLS OVER TO THE CORNER AND SLOWLY STARTS TO CLIMB UP THE TOP OF IT! JAMIE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THIS MATCH IS WON! NO MERCY BEING SHOWN AS HE’S GOING FOR THE EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS TITLE DEFENSE!!
Eve: JAMIE IS UP HIGH ON THE TOP ROPE AND POINTS DOWN AT JACK’S MOTIONLESS BODY…AND JAMIE LEAPS–
Deadprez: RIGHT TO THE HEART OF JACK ONCE AGAIN! JAMIE CRAWLS OVER TO JACK TO MAKE THE COVER, IS THIS GOING TO FINALLY BE ENOUGH?!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Kashmir” hits as Jamie lays exhausted next to Jack Ripley. The referee walks over to hand the Answers World Championship to Jamie O’Hara, and Jamie is barely able to stand, and still has a bit of a limp from his surgically repaired knee being targeted throughout the match. He still has the strength to raise his championship up high.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AND STIIIILLLLLLL THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…JJAAAMMIIIEEEEEE O’HHHAAARRRAAAAA!!!!!
Eve: WHAT A MATCH! A match between two gladiators that could have gone either way, but the ball bounced in favor of Jamie here tonight!
Deadprez: We say it a lot, but Jack Ripley is a fucking future World Champion, and we know by this performance tonight, it’s gonna be sooner rather than later. I think this loss tonight is just delaying the inevitable!
(The camera pans to Jack Ripley who is sitting on top of the ramp with a disappointed look on his face. In his heart, he really believed that tonight was going to be enough and he was going to do the one thing that people were expecting him to do, but it wasn’t enough.)
Eve: Congratulations to Jamie O’Hara here tonight retaining his championship. Great way to end the night. Thank you for joining us for the first FPV of the season, what a night it’s been. Just know this is only a sneak preview of what the blue brand is capable of this season!
Deadprez: Thank you and goodnight from Jersey!
(The final shot is of Jamie O’Hara celebrating with his championship on the top turnbuckle, before putting it over his shoulder.)
(We find ourselves back at Camp Showdown. Cop cars and ambulances fill the area as the sun has risen on the massacre that happened at the camp. Ronan Malosi sits on a bench, covered in a blanket. An officer stands in front of him, a BVU patch in his uniform.)
Officer Smith: Are you sure you’re going to be okay?
Ronan Malosi: It’s just a bump and a bruise, I’ve been through a lot worse.
Officer Smith: Okay, well you have our number if you remember anything else. We are still looking for…um…the man in the hockey mask and the man with the bladed glove.
Ronan Malosi: Thank you.
(Officer Smith walks away, meeting up with Officer Palmer about ten feet from Ronan.)
Officer Smith: This guy is crazy.
Officer Palmer: What do you think he saw?
Officer Smith: I think he fell asleep watching Freddy versus Jason.
(The cops laugh as they walk farther away. We cut back to Ronan.)
Ronan Malosi: Does this mean I get all the Showdown titles since I am the last one alive? :oh:
(Ronan smirks as he looks around at everyone else who are too preoccupied with documenting everything.)
Ronan Malosi: Ronan Malosi, the hottest free agent CHAMPION there is!
(Ronan’s smirk fades as he looks into the bushes next to him. He tosses off his blanket and walks over to them, starting to rummage through the leaves the moment he gets there. He stands straight up with the bloody scratched up hockey mask in one hand and blood soaked bladed glove in the other.)
Ronan Malosi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Ronan throws down the items and turns to run, only to run head first into one of the polls holding up the Camp Showdown sign. He falls hard on the ground, a second bump already forming. Above him, the Camp Showdown sign is swinging as it was knocked off one of it’s hooks.)
(We watch as a blonde haired woman walks over and picks up the bladed glove and mask, unnoticed by anyone. She examines both of them, placing the glove on her right hand slowly. She puts the mask on over her head and turns right before fixing the mask to cover her face completely, giving us a glimpse that it was Kassidy Heart.)
(Meanwhile, Ronan watches as the sign swings back and forth for a couple seconds, before suddenly the second hook gives out and the sign drops straight down. Ronan winces as the sign comes flying down towards his face…)
(EAW logo buzzes)