(The camera opens up to the EAW logo as soundbytes from Pain For Pride 6 can be heard)
“Welcome to Pain For Pride VI!!”
“This is the biggest Pain For Pride we’ve ever had!”
“Legends have been made tonight!”
Narrator: A triumph turned into a tragedy in a single night.
(In the background of the EAW logo shows Scott Diamond’s riot squad spraying down the roster with tear gas and Scott Diamond defeating Dark Demon… The EAW logo burns up and turns to ashes)
Narrator: However, in the face of tragedy, comes those willing to be a savior.
(The background of the ashes shows Mr. DEDEDE in the middle of the ring at the EAW Finale show announcing himself as the new Chairman of EAW…. A phoenix rises from the ashes)
Narrator: Is he truly a savior… Or just a martyr? Just a sacrifice?
(The background of the phoenix shows Mr. DEDEDE’s confrontation with the new Owner of EAW, Scott Diamond, and the announcement of their match putting everything on the line….)
Narrator: Will the dying breed rise to the occasion once more or will it simply go out like a light?
(The screen cuts to black with only smoke rising)
Narrator: Only a Massacre will decide that fate.
(“It’s Over” by Jet Black Stare begins to play as the camera opens up to the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida as orange and red and yellow pyro explodes all over the stage that’s designed to look like “MSM” with the three letters made of chainsaws)
Stew: HERE WE ARE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST SLAUGHTER OF THE SUMMER… THIS IS MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico here tonight to call the Dynasty side of the action… and what a night it should be. Liam Catterson will defend his Answers World Championship against the upstart Drastik who has seemingly overnight risen to fame…
HYC: And let’s not forget… Scott Diamond versus Mr. DEDEDE the winner gaining COMPLETE control of EAW!
Stew: We now send it over to our Showdown commentary team, WWEFan and Mak!
Stew: Well… it’s not easy to top that action but I believe we just may, on the Showdown side we have Zack Crash, a man who shocked the world at Pain For Pride when he cashed in on Jaywalker to win the World Heavyweight Championship taking on the challenger, Tyler Parker… tempers between the two have been flaring for weeks and it all comes to ahead tonight!
Mak: But what about another match that ALSO has World Heavyweight Championship implications, the ALWAYS aging Heart Break Boy taking on the freak… Hades the Hellraiser with the winner becoming the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.
( Camera fades up into the ring )
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The following three way dance is scheduled for one fall, it will be contested under Elite Rules… and it is for the Elite Champinonship!
( Alive – Kid Cudi plays as Kelton comes walking out with a determined look on the face )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds… JONNNNNNNN KELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTONNNNN!!!
Mak: This brotha has been in since my last stint here in EAW and here he is competing for the Elite Championship!
( Neenah Menasha – Sponge plays as Tomi Venus runs out in a black attire and jogs down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Motor City, Michigan, weighing in at 193 pounds… TMTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WWEFan: TMT has been on the most impressive people in EAW since his start and all the way from his beginning!
( Break – Three Days Grace plays as Nick Angel walks out with the title over his shoulder and an unimpressed look on his face )
Ring Announcer: and their opponent, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 220 pounds… THE ELITE CHAMPION, NICKKKKKKKKKK ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mak: Nick is a showman and a great specimen in the ring, but he will have his work cut out for him in a three way dance for his title!
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWEFan: The three men circle the ring all having one an eye on one another… AND JON KELTON STARTS HAMMERING FISTS INTO NICK ANGEL! Jon Kelton backs Nick Angel into the the corner and continues to hammer in the offense, but TMT comes up behind and hits a roundhouse kick to the back of Kelton’s leg! Kelton falls to one knee and TMT backs up, but Nick Angel starts connecting with right and left hands into the head of Jon Kelton! Nick Angel lifts up Jon Kelton and whips him into the ropes… BUT KELTON WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! BUT TMT RUNS FROM THE SIDE AND HITS A LEAPING FOREARM!
Mak: TMT continues rallying hard as he gets him into the corner and starts kicking him over and over in the gut, and the referee makes him break it up… BUT TMT GOES FOR A DROPKICK! BUT JON KELTON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Jon Kelton goes and starts stomping on TMT’s back, but Nick Angel slides down and knocks Kelton to the mat! Nick Angel unloads right hands into his face, over and over again, but TMT gets up and hits a roundhouse to the back of his head! Nick Angel stumbles into the corner… AND TMT CHARGES FOR A CORNER SPLASH! BUT NICK ANGEL CATCHES HIM AND HITS A SPINEBUSTER SIMULTANEOUSLY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUTTT!!
WWEFan: Nick Angel is enraged as he tosses TMT into the corner and starts connecting with knees over and over to his gut, and now he sits him on the top turnbuckle… Nick Angel climbs onto the second rope and starts hitting more left hands… He hooks TMT in… HE IS GOING FOR A SUPLEX! BUT JON KELTON CLIPS HIS LEG AS HE FALLS TO THE MAT! Jon Kelton is gassed, but TMT snaps a kick right in his forehead as he falls back… AND GOES FOR A CORKSCREW SENTON! BUT NICK ANGEL ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS TMT CRASHES AND BURNS!
Mak: Jon Kelton tries to steal a quick pin!
ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TMT HAS HIS LEG ON THE ROPE!
Mak: Jon Kelton is mad as he pulls Tomi up and tosses him into the corner… And he starts driving his shoulder into his gut over and over and over… He reels him in… SNAP SUPLEX! Jon Kelton rolls over on top of him and starts smashing his elbow into his chest over and over again… He goes running off the ropes… AND NICK GRABS HIM AS HE HITS THE ROPES AND HOLDS HIM BACK… AND TMT CHARGES WITH A DROPKICK! TMT is tired, and Kelton is stumbling forward, and he charges… AND HE GOES FOR CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BUT KELTON KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! Nick Angel reenters the ring…
WWEFan: DOUBLE IRISH WHIP FROM KELTON AND NICK! BUT TMT WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT… AND HE HITS A DOUBLE REVERSE DDT ON BOTH MEN! ALL THREE MEN ARE TIRED AND LAID OUT HERE IN THE RING! TMT crawls onto the apron and he slowly re enters the ring… He pulls up Nick Angel and starts kneeing him in the gut, and punching until he has him backed into the corner… AND TMT GOES FOR AN ENZIGURI! BUT NICK DUCK UNDER IT AND PUSHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!
Mak: Nick Angel pulls TMT up by his hair and tosses him into the corner, and he starts grinding his face into the corner pad! The referee starts counting, but Nick Angel is ignoring it! He continues and he is ripping his face into the corner pad, and the referee is at a four count… Nick Angel continues! The referee calls for the disqualification of Nick Angel! NICK ANGEL IS DISQUALIFIED! BUT LOOK! TYSON MICHAELS AND VENOM COME RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AND THE START STOMPING ON JON KELTON! Nick Angel pulls TMT up…
WWEFan: GROUND ZERO! GROUND ZERO ON TMT! And look! Venom and Tyson pull Kelton up and hold his arms back… AND NICK ANGEL HITS ANOTHER GROUND ZERO! TMT AND KELTON ARE LAID OUT! The three attackers move their way up the ramp, and the match is now Kelton vs. TMT for the Elite Championship!
( Replay of the attack is shown over a span of minutes )
Mak: TMT and Kelton are slowly crawling up to their feet… And they lock up! Kelton quickly over powers him and pushes him into the ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A BACK BODY DROP! BUT TMT LANDS ON HIS FEET! TMT goes running off the ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER AND BOTH MEN ARE GOING OFF THE ROPES… DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN AND OUT! Jon Kelton had a more powerful hit and he gets up quicker, and he pulls TMT up to his feet!
WWEFan: Kelton starts hammering right and left fists into TMT’s face, but TMT hits a headbutt! And another! and another, another, and another! Both men are bleeding from the head as TMT goes running off the ropes… HE GOES FOR A CLOTHE—KELTON HITS A HIP TOSS! Jon Kelton pulls TMT up and reels him in… AND HE HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! Jon Kelton is trying to lay in the heaviest attacks and lower TMT’s health, but Kelton pulls TMT up hooks him in… AND HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX! BUT TMT LANDS ON HIS FEET AS KELTON TURNS AROUND…
Mak: BUZZSAW KICK THAT HIT KELTON RIGHT IN THE THROAT! KELTON IS IN HUGE PAIN! Kelton goes crawling towards the corner and TMT kicks him in the ribs! He pulls Kelton up and starts hitting roundhouse kicks to his sides, but Jon Kelton catches his foot and pushes him back! TMT charges at Kelton and Kelton pulls him up on his shoulders, and he’s going to hit the one hit wonder! OHW! JON KELTON HAS THIS WON! BUT TMT SLIDES OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND HAS HIM IN A REVERSE HEADLOCK.. MOTOR CITY PLUNGE! THE TURNING KNEE FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AND HE COVERS
ONEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEE
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Neenah Menasha by Sponge plays as TMT is awarded the title and he holds it high in the air )
Ring Announcer: Your winner…. AND NEW ELITE CHAMPION… TMTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Mak: TMT! DID IT! TMT HAS IT! HE HAS WON THE BELT!
WWEFan: We saw TMT win a title here in a hard fought and well deserving win… Going into this match I would not have bet my money on the guy under 200 pounds to be the victor, but Nick Angel’s disqualification and alignment with Venom and Tyson was a major swerve… Congrats to TMT!
( Camera pans backstage to Mr. DEDEDE inside of his office, intensely looking in a long-mirror at himself fully suited in his tights and t-shirt )
Mr. DEDEDE: Got damn… If I were a girl I’d so fuck me. Hey camera man, if you were a girl, would you fuck me?
Voice: Um.. I am a girl, and I still wouldn’t fuck you.
Mr. DEDEDE: (wary) You sound like a certain Vixens legend I know..
( A knock is heard on the door, and Heart Break Boy is seen walking in to the room )
Heart Break Boy: DEDEDE, we need to talk.
DEDEDE: About what.
HBB: Tonight.. It’s been going around that you’ve banned everyone in the EAW lockerroom from interfering in this match.
HBB: What do you mean ”ok”? Just why the hell would you make such a stupid decision like that??
( DEDEDE turns from the mirror as he and HBB stare down )
DEDEDE: What do you mean, “stupid”?? Do you not think I can beat Scott Diamond??
HBB: DEDEDE you’re just BEGGING to fall in to the same trap that Demon fell in.
DEDEDE: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION. DO YOU or do you NOT think I can beat Scott Diamond?
HBB: You’re capable of beating anybody, DEDEDE, otherwise I wouldn’t hold you to such high regard… but you’re missing the point. Scott had a riot-squad out there at Pain for Pride and there’s no preventing them from being present tonight. You need help… and I have a big match myself, but theres literally dozens of people without matches tonight who are willing to take them on and level the playing field. Maybe you and I dont need this, DEDEDE, but young kids are working their asses off and they don’t know if they’ll see tomorrow. You have to answer to THEM because they’ve been coming to ME and I don’t have all the answers —
DEDEDE: Listen to me, I know what I’m doing. Tell everyone I said that interferences in this match at BANNED. Scott Diamond’s personally-hired riot-squad has also been BANNED from this match. If any EAW personell or member of Scott’s riot squad go out there and attack me in the match, Scott’s disqualified. The thing is the same goes for Scott, so that’s why I can’t have ANYBODY going out there. Don’t you understand? This is my battle to fight, but it’s also his, and I can’t give him any stupid excuse to finding a loophole back into EAW. He needs to be crushed by me.
HBB: .. I see.. I understand you now. Well, thank you for telling me the truth, I’ll have some guys spread the message.. I see you’re finally doing something for someone other than yourself for once. Maybe you have changed. Good luck.
DEDEDE: Not that I’d need it, but good luck to you too.
( HBB smiles and walks out of the room as DEDEDE looks on grinning )
( Camera fades into the ring )
( ‘Sorry You’re Not A Winner’ by Enter Shikari hits as Chris Elite sprints down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the New Breed Championship! Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 199 pounds…. CHRRRISSSSS ELLITEEEEE!!
Stew: Undoubtedly the BIGGEST match in the career of Chris Elite who has always had a rocky career in EAW… a win tonight along with the New Breed Championship however will make it all worth while!
( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ by Jose Quintero hits as Alex Anderson makes his way to the ring. He undoes his robe to reveal the New Breed Championship strapped around his waist before heading to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Lahore, Pakistan… weighing in at 227 pounds… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… ALEEEXXX ANDDERRRRSOOONNN!!
HYC: Yes Stew, but he has to do it against Alex Anderson, and remember what he said last week on Dynasty… he WON’T allow ANYONE to defeat him until he fulfills his mission of brining shine and prestige back to the New Breed Championship.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Well… the tale of the tape couldn’t be any more opposite than it already is! Just look at them, Chico! Alex Anderson towers over Chris Elite and has a good fifty pounds on him! Alex, the champion comes out swinging with a right hand but Chris ducks under it! And that is what he’s going to have to use in this match if he has any hope of winning, the only advantage he has over the champion is speed! Alex goes for a second right but again it’s ducked by Chris Elite who sends a right hand of his own into the jaw of Alex… and now a second, and a third! Now throwing rapid shots at the champion but Alex pushes him away!
HYC: Chris regains himself and comes charging at the champion… BUT A BIG BOOT!! A BIG BOOT BY ALEX ANDERSON LITERALLY CRUSHING CHRIS ELITE AND SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Alex pulls him to his feet and throws him over his shoulder… AND HE FALLS BACK, PLANTING CHRIS ELITE INTO THE MAT WITH A SAMOAN DROP AND ALREADY SO EARLY INTO THE MATCH YOU CAN SEE ALEX ANDERSON USING HIS POWER ADVANTAGE OVER THE CHALLENGER!! Alex once again pulls Chris Elite up to his feet… CHRIS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK HERE HOWEVER!! SENDING A FEW SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF ALEX ANDERSON!!
Stew: Alex pushes Chris back but he comes right back!… HE TAKES ALEX DOWN WITH A HEEL KICK!! Alex grabs his jaw as he tries to make it back to his feet BUT CHRIS ELITE POUNCES ON HIM!! THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS AT ALEX, ANYTHING HE HAS TO TRY AND WEAKEN HIM!! Chris finishes it up with one final hard blow over the back before he eases up and pulls himself away from the New Breed Champion! Chris once again comes charging… BUT ALEX SWINGS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE, FLIPPING THE CHALLENGER INSIDE OUT AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! Alex with a smug expression on his face now looks to now take control of the match, control the pace and keep Chris Elite grounded… He stomps on his right foot a few times before moving to the left!
HYC: Alex really moving at a methodical pace here… he gets Chris back to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckle… HE COMES CHARGING WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND IT CONNECTS!!… Alex takes a few steps back and again comes charging… THROWING HIS ENTIRE BODY AT CHRIS ELITE BUT CHRIS WITH A DROPKICK!! SWATTING ALEX RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!! ALEX SOMERSAULTS BACKWARDS, THE AIR KNOCKED OUT OF HIM!! CHRIS NOW LEAPS UP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND QUICKLY LEAPS OFF TAKING ALEX DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!! ALEX IS DOWN AND NOW HE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!! Chris Elite not gonna let it happen here though as he climbs up to the turnbuckle and he leaps off… CROSSBODY!!
Stew: BUT ALEX CAUGHT HIM… AND HE TOSSES HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! BAH GAWD WHAT A THUD!! Alex pulls Chris up… HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND CHRIS HITS HARD SHOULDER FIRST AS HE FLIES OFF TO THE SIDE AND AGAIN SLUMPS DOWN AGAINST THE PADDING OF THE BARRIER!! Alex gets him up and tosses him over his shoulders… AND GOOD GOD HE DROPS HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING!! Chris pops back up… dazed and Alex with a back kick to the stomach… he grabs him by the arm… AND ONCE AGAIN HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE RING POST!! CHRIS ELITE IS BEING ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLED HERE BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!
HYC: Alex once again grabs Chris Elite and rolls him into the ring… ALEX HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO CHRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: And look at Alex Anderson! Laughing it off! He grabs a handful of Chris Elite’s hair as he pulls himself up to his feet again… still holding him by the hair he bashes his head against Chris’ and now does it a second time! Alex now lifts him up… LOOKING FOR A POWERSLAM BUT CHRIS ELITE DROPS DOWN BEHIND HIM AND LANDS A KICK TO THE LEFT LEG!! NOW ONE TO THE RIGHT… NOW THE LEFT!! RIGHT!! LEFT!! RIGHT!! MANAGING TO BRING ALEX ANDERSON DOWN TO HIS KNEES… CHRIS ELITE NOW FROM BEHIND LANDS A BULLDOG!! Chris Elite starting to build some offense… he once again looks up at the turnbuckle and climbs to the top… Alex Anderson pulling himself to his feet!
HYC: CHRIS ELITE LEAPS OFF… OVERCASTLE!! OVERCASTLE!! SNAPPING THE NECK OF ALEX ANDERSON AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! CHRIS QUICKLY LEAPS ONTOP OF ALEX ANDERSON AS THE REFREE SLIDES IN TO COUNT THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! KICK OUT BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!
Stew: Chris Elite not fazed by that kick out however as he quickly mounts a few rights and lefts to the head of Alex Anderson, staying on the offensive, not letting the champion take any breaks! He attempts to go for the pin again but Alex throws him off and gets back to his feet… CHRIS ELITE RUNS FOR A ROLLING ELBOW!!… BUT ALEX ANDERSON REVERSES IT INTO A BONE JARRING SIDEWALK SLAM, WOW!! Alex pulls Chris Elite up to his feet but he tosses him out of the ring and now follows. He grabs the legs of Chris Elite… AND HE APPLIES A CLOVERLEAF!!
HYC: THIS IS BRILLIANT ON THE PART OF ALEX ANDERSON!! HE CAN’T WIN THE MATCH OUT HERE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY THERE ARE NO ROPES!! CHRIS HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ENDURE THE PAIN AND ALL THIS PRESSURE ON THE LEGS IS ALMOST GUARANTEED TO KEEP CHRIS HESSIAN GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH!! ALEX ANDERSON REARS BACK A BIT AND FINALLY RELEASES CHRIS ELITE!! Chris immediately goes to grab his leg but Alex once again pulls him to his feet… he rolls him into the ring and Chris quickly crawls into the corner to catch a breath… but not far behind is the champion!
Stew: ALEX ANDERSON COMES CHARGING WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE… BUT CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY ESCAPES THE CORNER AND ALEX GOES KNEE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! Chris now to his feet… AND OH MY!! HE QUICKLY LIFTS ALEX ANDERSON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BAD LEG AND ALL AND HE DELIVERS THE ELITE CUTTER!! CHRIS ELITE WITH THE ELITE CUTTER!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!…
( The referee calls for the bell and Chris Elite begins celebrating )
HYC: BUT WAIT!! THE REFEREE REALIZES ALEX ANDERSON’S FOOT ON THE ROPE!! AND HE WAIVES IT OFF!! HE WAIVES IT OFF AND I DON’T KNOW IF CHRIS ELITE KNOWS IT!!… HE’S STILL CELEBRATING ON THE TOP ROPE!!… HE HOPS OFF OF IT… AND ALEX ANDERSON IS THERE.. HE TOSSES HIM UP IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A HARD UPPERCUT!! ALEX ANDERSON NOW CATCHING HIM ON HIS WAY DOWN… AND RIGHT INTO THE ECLIPSE!! HE ROLLS CHRIS ELITE OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ hits as Alex Anderson is handed the New Breed Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE NEW BREED CHAMPION… ALEEEEXXXXXX ANDDDDERRRRRRRSOOOONNNNN!!
Stew: Alex Anderson retains the New Breed Championship! A great showing for him tonight at Midsummer Massacre!
HYC: BUT… nothing should be taken away from Chris Elite who far exceeded my expectations tonight. Congratulations should be in order for him as well, even though he came up JUST short.
( Camera fades into Johnny Ventura’s locker room where he is shown throwing a fit inside of it as Charlene Appleby looks on in horror )
( Suddenly StarrStan enters the room looking bewildered )
Starr: WOAH! What’s going on?!
Johnny: IT’S NOT FAIR STARR! IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!!
Starr: What do you mean? What isn’t fair?
Johnny: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY… I SHOULD BE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT NOW… I SHOULD BE ON THE MIDSUMMER CARD DEFENDING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! I SHOULDN’T BE TREATED LIKE THIS!
Starr: CALM DOWN JOHNNY! Listen… listen!
( Johnny paces around the ring, still fuming )
( Johnny gives up fighting and takes a seat adjacent to Starr )
Starr: Did you even listen to what I said last week?
Johnny: YES BUT LI—
Starr: GOOD! Then what’s so hard to understand? You know… that’s the thing I hate with all you new extremists, you walk around like your shit don’t stink, like you’re immortal. Each and every single one of you expect greatness as soon as you walk in the door… well I’m sorry but that isn’t true.
Starr: There’s two top spots, only two… compared to roughly forty extremists. Out of those forty about half of them THINK they deserve the top spot… and Johnny you’re one of them. Now, I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but the fact is if you were good enough for the Answers World Championship you would’ve beaten Liam. Don’t blame any of this on Charlene because truthfully, if you were good enough it should’ve never gotten to the point where she needed to be involved… but… like I said, you are without a doubt the closest to that top spot.
Starr: You’re not there yet and you need to understand that? Do you understand that?
Starr: If you want ANY success in this company you’re going to have to understand that… or else you’re going to end with the same fate as so many others have… I want to assist you Johnny, I want to help you… but if you can’t accept that you aren’t ready… I’m not going to help you, so here we go again. You accepted my offer last time to assist you but at the time I don’t quite think you knew what I was talking about. So I’ll offer it to you again, DO YOU WANT MY HELP? I expect an answer by the end of next week.
( Starr leaves the room as Johnny tries to calm down )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is a Vixens Championship Number One Contenders match!
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the Special Guest Referee… SHE IS THE VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CAMEERRRONNNN ELLLAAA AVVVAAAA!!
WWEFan: This is a great opportunity for Cameron Ella Ava to scout her next opponent as she’s been granted the opportunity to be the Special Guest Referee for this match!
( ‘Seminole Warchant’ hits as Gloria Hamada makes her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing the competitors, first from Tallahassee, Florida… GLOOORRRRIAAAAAA HAAAAMMMMAAADDDDAAA!!
Mak: Man, Fan… why you gotta ALWAYS sound so innocent? If I was Cameron, I’d call this match biased and choose the weaker of the two women.
( ‘Give in to Me’ by Michael Jackson hits as Lethal makes her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia… LEEEETTTTHHHALLLL!!
WWEFan: But that just may be the thing Fan… who is the weaker one? These are two of the most powerful Vixens I’ve ever seen, they’re both exceptionally strong!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: Cameron signals for the bell… Lethal charges at Gloria and forces her into the corner! She follows that up with a few shoulder thrusts into the mid-section… starting off the match strong! She now grabs Gloria by the hair and pulls her over to the middle of the ring… SHE HOOKS HER FOR A SUPLEX AND SHE CONNECTS!! Gloria back to her feet… but Lethal grabs her and like a rag-doll tosses her once again into the corner!… LETHAL COMES CHARGING AND ANOTHER HARD SHOULDER TACLKE!! Gloria comes stumbling out of the corner… holding her ribs… AND LETHAL FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A HARD BLOW OVER THE BACK, FORCING GLORIA DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!!
Mak: This Lethal chick is one tough bit—
WWEFan: Watch it Mak…
*Mak pulls the headset off of WWEFan and breaks it in half*
Mak: Don’t tell me what to do! Anyway Gloria trying to make it back to her feet… Lethal gets behind her and wraps her own arms around the arms of Gloira… PULLING HER UP TO HER FEET!! NOW STARING DIRECTLY AT CAMERON LETHAL PULLS GLORIA INTO THE AIR… AND NOW BACK TO THE CANVAS… PLANTING HER WITH THE LETHAL INJECTION!! THE VIXENS CHAMPION LOOKS ON WIDE EYED AS LETHAL GOES FOR THE PIN, NOT TAKING HER EYES OFF THE VIXENS CHAMPION…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Give in to Me’ hits as Lethal makes it to her feet, still staring at Cameron )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… LETTTTTHHALLLL!!
Mak: Well… there she is, the Number One Contender to Cameron’s Vixens Championship… LETHAL! If you ask me we need to get her testosterone levels checked because I ain’t never seen a woman strong… COMPLETE DOMINATION shown here tonight!
( Lethal exits the ring, glancing back at Cameron who checks on Gloria as the camera fades )
(Camera cuts backstage to Tyler Parker getting ready for his World Heavyweight Championship bout)
???: Big match tonight, I see.
(Tyler turns to face a smiling Damien Murrow)
Tyler: You need something?
Damien: Oh not at all. I just wanted to wish you the best of luck in your big match tonight.
Tyler: Thanks, but I’m not gonna be depending on luck to help me win…
Damien: Haha, fair enough. Just wanted to tell you that, so I think I’ll go back to my duties as General Manager.
(Damien begins to leave, but stops)
Damien: Oh yes, I almost forgot. You know, I never got the chance to tell you this but it was I who brought up the idea of bringing back the “Brand Rampage” at the EAW Draft.
Damien: Well I mean seeing as how you WON the “Brand Rampage” in order to find yourself in the main event of Mid-Summer Massacre and for the very prestigious World Heavyweight Championship… It’s almost as if I too will be World Heavyweight Champion once you win. Vicariously.
(Tyler gets closer to lock eyes with Damien)
Tyler: I really don’t have time for this.
Damien: Time for what? I’m just wishing you luck and saying just a few words. That doesn’t hurt anything, now does it? Just… I can’t help but admire the illusion you pulled last week. Practically swearing on your life you wouldn’t go after the injured arm of Zack Crash? Brilliant.
Tyler: Woah, woah, woah… I don’t care if you’re the General Manager or not. You think I’m a liar? I told everybody; I told the entire WORLD that Tyler Parker does not sacrifice his shame and dignity and more importantly his WORD just to give myself a few seconds of fame. I can beat Zack with or without the use of his right arm and I’m going to do EXACTLY what I said I would. I’m not going to go for his useless arm to win. I’m going to destroy his other arm. His leg… His other leg… His spine… His ribs… I’m going to break him and I’m going to be the best damn World Heavyweight Champion this company has ever seen. Not enough for me to swear on my own life? Fine, I’ll swear on YOUR life. I’m going to beat Zack Crash fair and square in my own eyes and nobody else’s and that is what’s going to make it all the more sweet.
Damien: Commendable, Mr. Parker. In fact, that’s downright adorable.
(Tyler and Damien stare down for a few more moments before Damien smiles and takes his leave as Tyler looks on)
(EAW Unified Tag Team Championship graphics are shown)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. And is for the E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!….
(“Fire In Your Eyes” by Chase and Status plays all throughout the arena as the confident team of Jaywalker and Y2Impact make their way out to the stage in matching attire labeled “Quintessential Trailblazers”)
Announcer: First, the challengers!…. Making their way to the ring…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 466 pounds!…. The team of Jaywalker and Y2Impact…. THE QUINTESSENTIAL
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as the team of GI Styles and Carlos Rosso make their way out to the stage in matching blue and silver attire and all of their Championship gold)
Announcer: And their opponents!…. Making their way to the ring…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 413 pounds!…. They are the reigning and defending EAW Unified Tag Team Champions!!…. The team of Carlos Rosso and GI Styles…. DYNAMITE RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNN!!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: HERE WE GO AS BOTH TEAMS IMMEDIATELY GO AT IT! CARLOS AFTER JAYWALKER AND IMPACT AFTER GI STYLES! I never expected either of these teams to cooperate with one another and they certainly aren’t here tonight as they battle it out in the middle of the ring! Impact and GI spill to the outside as fists continue to go flying! Carlos is quickly being backed up into the corner of the ring! Carlos turns it around as he goes for a very MMA-looking style of fists into the body of his opponent! Jaywalker fires back with a knee right into the mid-section of Carlos! IMPACT SENDS GI CRASHING INTO THE STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE! Jaywalker taking back control of Carlos as he lays into his opponent! Carlos is doing everything he can to defend himself, but Jaywalker just isn’t letting up! DROP TOE HOLD FROM CARLOS! Carlos immediately shifts into a front facelock on Jaywalker! CARLOS WITH A FEW KNEES INTO THE HEAD OF JAYWALKER! Impact’s looking to help his partner! LOOK OUT! GI pulls Impact’s feet out from under him; causing the former Answers World Champion to eat apron on his way down!
HYC: GI FOLLOWS UP WITH A JUMPING KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!
Impact is rendered down and out as GI slides back into the ring as Jaywalker forces both himself and Carlos into the nearest corner! Jaywalker turns it into a shoulder thrust! Another shoulder thrust! GI COMES CHARGING! Jaywalker has it scouted as he dodges out of the way and GI collides with Carlos! GI turns around to meet a big forearm to the face from Jaywalker! Both GI and Carlos are lined up in the corner as Jaywalker starts backing up! JAYWALKER CHARGES! GI AND CARLOS CATCH JAYWALKER WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM SNAKE-EYES AS JAYWALKER’S FACE BOUNCES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Jaywalker’s on spaghetti legs! GI locks the waist of Jaywalker from behind! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF JAYWALKER! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THERE’S THE BRIDGE AS THE REFEREE GOES TO COUNT IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…… TWO!!!!
Stew: IMPACT BREAKS IT UP! Carlos grabs a hold of Impact and drags him up–Impact immediately breaks from his grip and nails Carlos with a series of lefts and rights! BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK CONNECTS! GI Styles turns Impact around now and nails him with a powerful European uppercut! Another European uppercut! Impact fires back with a European uppercut of his own! GI rakes the eyes of Impact! JAYWALKER WITH A ROLL-UP ON GI STYLES FROM BEHIND!!!
HYC: GI REVERSES IT INTO A ROLL-UP OF HIS OWN ON JAYWALKER!!
Stew: IMPACT NAILS GI WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!! JAYWALKER REVERSES THE ROLL-UP BACK INTO A ROLL-UP OF HIS OWN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!
HYC: CARLOS PUSHES IMPACT INTO THE PIN TO BREAK IT UP! An angered Impact rushes back to his feet AS CARLOS CHARGES! HURRICANRANA! No! Impact uses Carlos momentum against him to send him flying onto the shoulders of an awaiting Jaywalker!! WILD BOMB!!! WHAT A MOVE THAT WAS! JAYWALKER IMMEDIATELY COVERS CARLOS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!……..
Stew: Carlos kicks out! Carlos manages to kick out of that brutal-looking powerbomb from Jaywalker! GI remains grounded on the outside as Jaywalker looks to continue his attack on Carlos… Carlos trying to get back to his feet! Jaywalker immediately meets him with several clubbing blows to the spine! GI’s quickly making his way back to his feet on the outside… Impact takes notice as he readies himself… FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE AS IMPACT TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND GI OUT!! CARLOS USING THAT TECHNICAL PROWESS OF HIS TO TRIP OF JAYWALKER AND LOCKING HIM IN WITH A BOSTON CRAB!! Jaywalker is immediately in panic mode here as he struggles to make it to the ropes! Even then he’ll have only little hope of escaping as there are no rope breaks for submissions and he knows that as well as anyone else! Carlos is just rapidly applying more and more pressure to that right leg of Jaywalker! The Referee continues to ask Jaywalker if he submits, but the former four-time World Heavyweight Champion refuses to tap! HOLD ON! JAYWALKER’S POWERING OUT OF IT! HE’S PUSHING HIS BODY AS FAR AS IT’LL GO! CARLOS DOESN’T WANNA LET IT HAPPEN!!
HYC: CARLOS DROPS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH! Jaywalker’s hurrying to pull something off! HE LOCKS IN A ONE-LEGGED CRAB OF HIS OWN! Is that called a Calgary Crab when a Canadian does it?! CARLOS IS NOW THE ONE IN PANIC MODE! Look at this! Impact is back in now! He rushes back to his feet.. GRABBING A HOLD OF CARLOS’ FREE LEG! NO WAY! DOUBLE-TEAM BOSTON CRAB ON CARLOS ROSSO!! CARLOS’ RISK OF TAPPING OUT HAVE JUST INCREASED TENFOLD AS BOTH OF HIS LEGS ARE NOW BEING EXCRUCIATINGLY STRETCHED TO NO END!! CARLOS HAS A HAND UP AS BOTH IMPACT AND JAYWALKER CONTINUE TO APPLY THE PRESSURE! SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE DROPKICK TO JAYWALKER AND IMPACT FROM GI!! GI CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!!
Stew: Impact is sent stumbling into the nearest corner of the ring as he drops down on his rear-end! GI’s now got Jaywalker in his sights as he rushes in for a big knee to the mid-section of the fellow Canadian! Another big knee to the gut! SNAP SUPLEX!! GI doesn’t seem done just yet! He pops his hips and drags both himself and Jaywalker back to their feet… VERTICAL SUPLEX! You can practically feel the pain Jaywalker is going through here with every move from his opponent and long-time rival in this industry! GI pops the hips once again as he drags an even more damaged Jaywalker back to his feet… Carlos is back to his feet at last… GI PICKS JAYWALKER UP! STALLING THE SUPLEX! CARLOS CATCHES JAYWALKER ON HIS SHOULDERS! POWERBOMB-NECKBREAKER COMBINATION ONTO JAYWALKER!!! WHAT A DOUBLE-TEAM MOVE THAT WAS AS JAYWALKER IS LAID OUT!! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO GI STYLES FROM IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE!
HYC: Impact’s doing his best to fight back both member’s of Dynamite Rain as he rushes back to his feet, but he’s immediately caught with a powerful kick to the ribs from Carlos! Another big kick to the opposite side of the ribs of Impact! Carlos is now unloading into Impact with a flurry of devastating kicks! Impact is wobbling! CARLOS CHARGES! IMPACT CATCHES HIM, PICKS HIM UP, AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!! The throat of Carlos catching directly on the top rope! LOOK OUT! CODEBREAKER!!!! CARLOS HOOKS ONTO THE ROPES TO STOP IT AS IMPACT DROPS TO THE CANVAS! Carlos immediately grabs both legs of Impact! CARLOS COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT ON ITS OWNER!!! HE LOOKS TO BE IN A POWER STRUGGLE WITH IMPACT! HE’S TRYING! SLINGSHOT!!! Carlos abandons the attempt for the Walls of Impact and instead goes for a slingshot as Impact is sent flying over the ropes and crashing hard to the outside! Carlos seems to have something drastic in mind here as he stalks Impact from inside the ring! Impact slowly making it back to his feet… CARLOS CHARGES! DIVING PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO THE FRONT SIDE OF OUR TABLE AS IMPACT TRIES TO COUNTER IT IN MID-AIR!!
Stew: Both men have just taken each other out of the equation here for the time-being, but it looks as though the fun might not be over just yet! GI Styles is back to his feet in the ring as both Carlos and Impact race to their feet! THEY’RE UP AS GI CHARGES!! DRIVE-BY KNEE TO THE SKULL FROM JAYWALKER OUT OF NOWHERE! GI IS DAZED! JAYWALKER PICKS HIM UP!! VERACITY!!!! JAYWALKER JUST NAILED GI STYLES WITH THE VERACITY COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: IT’S BROKEN UP AS CARLOS DRAGS JAYWALKER OUT OF THE RING!! CARLOS GOES AFTER JAYWALKER, BUT IMPACT IS BACK IN THIS AS THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRAILBLAZERS SIMULTANEOUSLY LAY INTO CARLOS ROSSO!! Both Impact and Jaywalker pick up Carlos… Both men send Carlos flying face-first into the nearest ringpost! A dazed Carlos stumbles around now as you can see blood trickling down his face! Impact and Jaywalker grab a hold of him once again… Both send Carlos spine-first into the steel steps! The top of those steps go flying off as Carlos bounces off of them! You can see the pain the Tag Team Champ is in here as he cringes! Impact’s looking to go back after GI in the ring as GI’s back to a vertical base… GI CHARGES! Big dropkick as Impact is sent flying off the apron and crashing into the edge of the Showdown announce table! GI READIES HIMSELF AS HE SEEMS TO BE TARGETING IMPACT! Jaywalker turns around as GI slingshots! NO! GI SHIFTS HIMSELF INTO A HURRICANRANA ON JAYWALKER OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Stew: GI kips up back to his feet! DECAPITATING LARIAT FROM IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE AS GI STYLES IS PRACTICALLY TURNED INSIDE OUT!! LOOK OUT! IMPACT IS NAILED WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE! Carlos seems to be back in this as Impact drops to his knees! LOOK OUT! SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING IMPACT! CARLOS DROPS DOWN, HAVING USED THE LAST OF HIS ENERGY ON THAT ATTACK! ALL FOUR OF THESE MEN ARE DOWN! NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE UP HERE! All four men are now in a race to see who can get to their feet first and whoever can may have the advantage to take full control! GI is up first! GI immediately stalks Impact… Pulling him back to his feet! This isn’t looking good… DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! JAYWALKER WITH A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND!!! IMPACT SWINGS HIS LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF GI FOR A SECOND LOWBLOW!! GI obviously loses his grip on Impact and turns around as Jaywalker pulls him in… PICKING HIM UP!! THIS CAN’T END WELL! LOOK OUT!! SECOND SACRIFICE!!!!
HYC: SECOND SACRIFICE OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!! I THINK GI STYLES JUST GOT A TASTE OF THE EAW ATMOSPHERE FIRST-HAND! CARLOS ATTACKS JAYWALKER FROM BEHIND! IMPACT WITH AN INVERTED STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF CARLOS’ SKULL!! Carlos drops to his knees! Jaywalker grabs a hold of Carlos and sends him rolling back into the ring! The Quintessential Trailblazers seem to be playing with their food by this point as Carlos realizes he’s in trouble! Jaywalker acts as though he’s going to enter the ring to come after Carlos as Carlos slowly backs up… Right into an awaiting Impact! Carlos swings back around with a right hand! Impact stops it and nails Carlos with a right hand of his own! European uppercut from Impact! Another European uppercut! Carlos fires back with three European uppercuts in a row on Impact! BIG RIGHT HAND FROM CARLOS! ANOTHER–IMPACT DUCKS IT!!! JAYWALKER WITH THE TRANSCENSION ON CARLOS FROM BEHIND INTO A CODEBREAKER FROM IMPACT!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!
Stew: THIS IS IT! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! JAYWALKER AND IMPACT BOTH COVER CARLOS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….
HYC: It’s broken up! I think… I think that’s Poison! Carlos Rosso’s manager, Poison, has just broken up the pin to the shock of Jaywalker and Impact! Where the Hell did she come from?! Carlos immediately rolls to the outside as Poison follows… Jaywalker and Impact immediately go after both! Poison seems to be checking on Carlos on the floor… HOLD ON! JAYWALKER GRABS A HOLD OF CARLOS! DRAGGING HIM BACK UP! HE SENDS CARLOS ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Impact slides back in as Jaywalker argues with Poison on the outside! IMPACT RUSHES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!!! CARLOS PUTS HIS KNEES UP!! IMPACT CATCHES THEM!!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!! NO!! CARLOS JUST SPAT SOME SORT OF GREEN MIST INTO THE EYES OF IMPACT!! CARLOS TURNS IT INTO A CRADLE PINNING ATTEMPT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: JAYWALKER’S STOPPED BY GI STYLES ON THE APRON AS BOTH MEN BRAWL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as Carlos Rosso rolls to the outside and is handed his Unified Tag Team Championship from Poison as she helps him to his feet)
Announcer: The Winners of this match by pinfall!!…. AND STTTTTTIIIIIILLLL E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!….. GI STYLES AND CARLOS ROSSO…. DYNAMITE RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!….
Stew: I can’t believe it! GI Styles and Carlos Rosso just screwed Jaywalker and Impact out of the win here tonight! Carlos was clearly saved by his manager, Poison, and then given some sort of mist from her that he used on Impact to steal the win!
HYC: Jaywalker looks as livid as ever as he checks on Y2Impact with a few E.M.Ts in the ring… GI Styles joins Carlos and Poison at the top of the ramp with all of their gold in hand as it would seem Dynamite Rain has managed to cause a massive upset tonight and defeat two of the biggest names in the history of this company! Wow!
( Camera fades backstage to the interview area, Max A. Million is shown standing wearing a suit and a big smile on his face )
Max: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, later on tonight this man will defend his Answers World Championship against Drastik… please welcome… Liam Catterson!
( The camera zooms out as Liam comes into the picture with the Answers World Championship around his left shoulder and the Interwire Championship around his right )
Max: Well Liam, I know you’re obviously a busy man and as mentioned previously need to get ready for your match… but last week when I interviewed Drastik about you calling him a fraud… he flipped the tables and said that YOU were the fraud, do you have any response to that?
Liam: Oh… I have MUCH more than that… you see I knew Drastik was going say that… so after Dynasty last week, I asked if I could see the security tapes, just because I was curious… and I found something… VERY interesting. Play the clip.
( The security tape video is quite blurry however you can make out the images of both Drastik and Dan Medico talking backstage, the audio comes in quite clear and Dan begins to talk )
Dan: Listen… I know this isn’t how we envisioned it, but it’s time.
Drastik: Time for…?
Dan: Don’t play this game with me… you KNOW what I’m talking about, we didn’t cover our tracks very well… Liam knows.
Drastik: Liam doesn’t know anything, okay? I assure you he doesn’t know who I am.
Dan: Yeah… but he knows you’re a fake.
Drastik: So? I think everyone was suspicious way before Liam came out and blew my cover… I’m not worried about anything.
Dan: Okay… but I still think you should reveal yourself… before Liam finds anymore out, because if he already found this out… it’s not long until he finds out you’re true identity.
( After that line is said the footage cuts back to the interviewing area )
Liam: There it is. And believe me, ‘Drastik’ you better believe I did more digging after finding that last week, and I’m glad I didn’t reveal who you were last week… because I would’ve been wrong, but not this time… I have you hook, line, and sinker… and rest assured tonight I’m going to make sure I do everything in my power to ensure you don’t walk out of Midsummer Massacre with ANOTHER World Championship. 😉
( Camera fades into the ring )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall… And is a Number One Contender’s Match to determine who will receive a World Heavyweight Championship match at a later date!!….
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as Hades The Hellraiser revs up the engine to his custom “Mid-Summer Massacre” themed chopper and makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. He is “The Big Hero”!!…. HADES! THE!! HEEEEELLLLLLLRRRRRRRAAAIIIISSSEEEERRRR!!!….
(“Sexy Boy” by Shawn Michaels plays all throughout the arena as an excited Heart Break Boy eccentrically makes his way out to the stage in red and orange attire)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. He is “The Golden Boy”!!…. THE HEART! BREAK!! BBBBBOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY!!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: The Heart Break Boy and Hades the Hellraiser lockup, and Hades quickly whips him into the ropes! The Heart Break Boy comes flying back and hits a leaping forearm! Hades is hardly phased as all as he pulls Boy up to his feet and tosses him into the corner! He starts unleashing right and left hands as The Heart Break Boy tries to block them… Hades takes a few steps backs… AND HE GOES FOR A CORNER SPLASH! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! Hades is in pain as he starts holding his ribcage, but The Heart Break Boy whips him into the ropes again… AND THE HEART BREAK BOY GOES FOR A HIP TOSS!
WWEFan: WAIT NO! Hades stays on his feet and turns… AND HE GRABS THE HEART BREAK BOY BY HIS THROAT… But the Heart Break Boy kicks him in the gut and avoids what could have been certain death. The
Heart Break Boy starts hitting right and left wacks that connect hard all over his body! Hades gets leaned up against the ropes and The Heart Break Boy hits an elbow that drops his head down low, and Boy takes his opportunity and starts whamming in the offense! Hades is getting visually weakened, and the Heart Break Boy goes running off the ropes…. BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER HITS A BACK BODY DROP AND THE HEART BREAK BOY THUDS INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Mak: WOW! Hades may have put himself back in here as he rolls out of the ring and grabs the Heart Break Boy…. AND HE RAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! Hades pulls Heart Break Boy back up again and lifts him over his shoulder… AND HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE APRON! Hades is just manhandling the Heart Break Boy as he brings him over to the corner… AND HE GOES TO SMASH HIS FACE INTO THE POST! BUT HEART BREAK BOY STOPS It! He connects with an elbow to his gut, and another, another… AND HE GRABS HADES AND SMASHES HIS FACE INTO THE CORNER POST THIS TIME!
WWEFan: The Heart Break Boy and Hades the Hellraiser are having an excellent back n’ forth match, and Heart Break Boy tries to roll Hades into the ring… BUT WAIT! THE HEART BREAK BOY GRABS HADES LEGS AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE CORNER POST… AND HE WRAPS THEM LIKE A CLOVERLEAF AROUND THE HARD METAL POST! Hades is infuriated and is trying to wiggle out of it… AND HE DOES! Hades crawls to the middle of the ring as The Heart Break Boy gets on the apron…. SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM AND HITS AN IMMEDIATE POWERSLAM! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
Mak: Hades the Hellraiser struggles to stay on his feet, his legs have to be killing him right about now… He pulls the Heart Break Boy to his feet and pushes him into the corner! He starts hitting left and right hands, and he sits him on the top turnbuckle… Hades climbs up to the second rope and wraps Heart Break Boy in… AND HE IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! The Heart Break Boy is resilient and pulls out of it, and headbutts him in the head! He follows up with chest chops… AND A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS HADES FALL BACK FIRST ONTO THE MAT! The Heart Break Boy is ready and…
WWEFan: HEART! BREAK! ELB—NO! Hades rolled out of the way and The Heart Break Boy starts crawling towards the middle of the ring… Hades gets on his legs and comes up behind the Heart Break Boy, stomping on his back and connecting with kicks to his sides… The Heart Break Boy is very weak, and Hades picks him up and whips him into the ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY CONTINUES INTO A TORNADO DDT! NO! Before the Heart Break Boy could get back into this, Hades the Hellraiser drives him into the corner….
Mak: Hades the Hellraiser kicks him in the gut and continues to hit him there until he falls to the mat, and now Hades drives his boot in The Heart Break Boy’s face! He takes a few steps back… AND HE GOES FOR A RUNNING LOW DROPKICK ON THE HEART BREAK BOY! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS HADES HITS THE CORNER HARD! The Heart Break Boy is in perfect position as he grabs Hades legs and starts slamming them into the corner post over and over again! He can hardly stand as The Heart Break Boy climbs back into the ring…
WWEFan: AND HADES CHARGES FOR A BIG BOOT! BUT HE COLLAPSES IN PAIN! The Heart Break Boys targeting of the legs worked wonders for his odds, and he goes over to Hades and smokes a roundhouse right into his shoulder! He continues with these kicks as Hades crawls towards the ring ropes… BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY STOMPS ON HIS HAND JUST AS HE REACHED FOR THE ROPE! He lifts Hades upper body up… AND HE GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND! HADES BLOCKS THE PUNCH AND GRIPS AROUND THE HEART BREAK BOYS THROAT AGAIN! HE GETS UP AND GOES FOR A CHOKESLAM! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY WIGGLES OUT AND HAS A SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN ON HIM!
Mak: Hades the Hellraiser is starting to fade as the Heart Break Boy dangles off his back… AND HE CHARGES BACKWARDS, SLAMMING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Hades grabs him and yanks him up over his shoulder… RUNNING POWERSLAM CONNECTS! Hades is feeling it as he pulls him up again and reels hi m in… HE LIFTS HIM UP HIGH…. AND HITS A HARD SUPLEX AS HE FALLS BACK! Hades grabs him and pulls him between his legs…. AND HES GOING FOR THE LAST CALL! THE LAST RIDE POWERBOM—THE HEART BREAK BOY SLIPS OFF AND ROLLS HIM UP!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUTTT!!!
WWEFan: The Heart Break Boy tried to pull a quick one on Hades, and both men spring up and lock up! Hades drives his knee into this gut and whips him powerfully into the ropes as The Heart Break Boy goes flying over…. BUT HE SKINS THE CAT AND PULLS HIMSELF BACK IN! Hades is unaware… AND THE HEART BREAK BOY WITH A SHOULDER DIVE AS HE MAKES HADES FALL BACK FIRST ON THE MAT! The Heart Break Boy grabs both of his legs and he’s trying to lock in the sharpshooter, but Hades is fighting it as hard as he can…. The Heart Break Boy reaches down aga—HADES PULLS HIM INTO THE HELLS GATE SUBMISSION!
Mak: I don’t see how the Heart Break Boy could get out of this move. It’s a tough one and the effects are shown early…. He reaches back with his foot and its so close to the ring ropes…. He is pushing with all his strength, moving like an inchworm trying to get to the ropes… AND HE’S THERE! HADES HAS TO BREAK THE HOLD! Hades holds into it as he finally releases and leans back in the corner…. The Heart Break Boy gets up and Hades charges for another big boot! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY DUCKS UNDER IT AND RUNS UP THE CORNER…. AND HITS A MOONSAULT!
WWEFan: EXCEPT HADES THE HELLRAISER CATCHES HIM AND HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER! NO! THE HEART BREAK BOY WIGGLES OUT OF AND SCURRIES BACK BEHIND HADES, AND HITS A LEAPING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Hades tumbles and lands in the corner, and The Heart Break Boy goes over there and starts unleashing his chest chops, and connects chop after chop after chop… BUT HADES CATCHES HIS ARM THIS TIME… HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF HBB!! PICKING HIM UP!! HBB FIGHTS OUT OF IT! GOLDPRINT!!!! HBB CONNECTS WITH THE GOLDPRINT OUT OF NOWHERE!! LOOK AT THIS THOUGH! HADES IS STILL ON HIS FEET!! HE’S WOBBLING!! GOLDPRINT!!!! A SECOND GOLDPRINT CONNECTS AS HADES STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER, JUST BARELY HOLDING HIMSELF UP BY THE ROPES!! I can’t believe the resilience of Hades! Look at this! HBB with a stomp to the canvas… Another stomp! HBB’s tuning up the band!! HADES STUMBLES FORWARD!!
(The lights in the arena go out)
Mak: This is why I hate Orlando…
WWEFan: What’s going on? HOLD ON!! THAT WAS A FIREBALL!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I SAW A FIREBALL!!
Mak: We all saw it, Fan!
(The lights turn back on to reveal the Heart Break Boy rolling in pain in the ring holding his face as Hades The Hellraiser looks on in confusion after having backed up into the corner again)
WWEFan: What just happened?! The Referee is trying to check on HBB… He…. HBB seems to be in agonizing pain right now! Did that fireball just hit him?! The Referee is calling for the bell!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…. The Referee has ruled that the Heart Break Boy is UNABLE to continue… Therefore, the WINNER of this match and Number 1 Contender for theWorld Heavyweight Championship…. HADES! THE!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLRRRAAAIIIISSSEEERR!!!!….
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as a confused Hades has his right hand raised up by the Referee in victory)
Mak: Well I DID say Hades would win, didn’t I? I would have won a shit ton of money right then and there had gambling pools actually been allowed!
WWEFan: No, I want to see what just happened, what the Hell was that? Can we get a replay?
(A replay is shown of the fireball hitting the Heart Break Boy in the face in slow-motion)
WWEFan: You can see who did it! That.. THAT’S SEKAIICHI!! THAT’S “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIICHI!! HE NAILED HBB WITH A FIREBALL!! But WHY?! What business did “The Legendary” Sekaiichi have attacking HBB?!
Mak: Wait, what the fuck is a “Legendary” Sekaiichi?
WWEFan: I don’t know if Sekaiichi had something personal against HBB or if he was just sending a message to everybody, but he’s got our attention nonetheless… Regardless, congratulations to Hades on this stolen victory…
Mak: Pfft, stolen. I bet if Hades had been hit with a fireball and HBB had won you’d be singing a different tune.
(Several medical technicians check on the Heart Break Boy in the ring)
(Camera cuts backstage to a nervous-looking Max A. Million outside of the Doctor’s Office in the arena)
Max: Is it… Is it alright if I come in for a quick interview?
???: I don’t give a shit.
(Max cautiously opens the door to reveal Zack Crash in his ring attire and a t-shirt sitting atop an exam table next to a reluctant looking doctor)
Zack: Just in time for the show… Doctor?
(Zack lifts up his right arm to reveal a cast around it as the doctor lifts up a syringe filled with unknown liquid)
Doctor: Zack… Please… This is ridiculous. Nobody would look at you any
different if you just relinquished the Championship.
Max: What’s going on?
Zack: That needle is going to numb the pain for a good while in my arm. Hopefully until my match is already over. Apparently doing physical stuff is still gonna make it hurt like a bitch, but not nearly as much as it should. Doc, that’s your cue.
Doctor: I would really rather not…
Zack: I’m not asking you as some pissed off Extremist, Doc, I’m asking you as a friend and as a man who is willing to do whatever it takes to keep the thing that means most to him in this World. Please.
(The Doctor sighs before reluctantly inserting the syringe into the right arm of Zack and injecting the numbing liquid into it)
Max: So you’re ready for your match?
Zack: Don’t worry about me. That’s a question you should be sincerely asking Tyler Parker.
(Zack chuckles before hopping off of the table, grabbing his World Heavyweight Championship, and exiting the Office)
(A graphic of Zack Crash defending the World Heavyweight Championship against Tyler Parker is shown)
WWEFan: It looks like the time has finally come for Showdown’s main event of the night! A match that both men feel they can’t afford to lose and a contest for the biggest prize in this industry! In just two short weeks this rivalry has turned more personal than most, but any way you split it, it all comes down to one major factor: being the World Heavyweight Champ!
(Video package plays highlighting Zack Crash’s rise to becoming World Champion and Tyler Parker’s career in EAW simultaneously up until Tyler winning the Brand Rampage match, attacking and challenging Zack, and both men’s intense confrontation on the final Showdown before Mid-Summer Massacre as both men stare down)
(Camera cuts back to the ring as the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation of the upcoming match)
(“Revival” by Orgy plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker calmly makes his way out
to the stage dressed in an Assassin’s Creed-inspired blue and white cloak; pulling back the hood as he poses to reveal a look of determination on his face)
Mak: Might as well ring the bell now and hand this guy the Championship ASAP.. He’s got the look and the confidence and talent and, oh, TWO fucking fully functional arms works in being a World Champion too. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know a whole lot about Tyler Parker, but I do know is that he’s a workhorse and he has all the ability to take that World Title from Zack tonight… ESPECIALLY tonight.
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash makes his way out to the stage sporting a cast on his right arm, the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and dressed in black baggy jeans as he stares down with Tyler, who remains in the ring)
WWEFan: Fair enough, Mak, but you never know what limits a man will push himself to despite any handicaps or any odds against him. If there is such a thing as the “Heart of a Champion” then Zack Crash better hope and pray he truly has it, because if not, he stands no chance in this one.
(“Crash” fades out as Zack takes off the World Heavyweight Title and shares some words with Tyler… Zack takes one last look at the World Title in his hands before reluctantly handing it over to the Referee)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS FOR THE E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOORRLLLDDD!!…. First, the challenger…. From Syracuse, New York…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. “THE LIEGE OF LIGHT”…. TYLER PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKEEEEERRRR!!!…. And his opponent…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!…. ZACK CRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!….
WWEFan: Both men look like they’re ready to take off as the Referee signals for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: HERE WE GO! BOTH MEN ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THE FISTS GO FLYING! Almost IMMEDIATELY this thing has gone from a bout for the prestigious World Heavyweight Championship to a bar fight during Happy Hour! Zack is quickly losing the struggle for power here; unable to use that right arm in the fight, but this guy apparently doesn’t know when to give up! Zack with a BIG knee to the mid-section of Tyler Parker to put a stop to the battle! Zack looking to capitalize on each and everything he possibly can as he now rocks Tyler with a stiff left hand! Another left hand! Zack is now just UNLOADING into Tyler with everything he’s got and using just that only available left hand of his! TYLER’S WOBBLING! Zack may have ACTUALLY found as big opening here and he needs to take advantage if he has even the slightest hopes of winning! Zack immediately charges into the ropes! FULL HEAD OF STEAM AS HE COMES BARRELING TOWARDS TYLER! BIG DROPKICK FROM TYLER DROPS ZACK TO THE CANVAS!
WWEFan: TYLER COULD PIN HIM HERE! But Zack has almost immediately rolled to the outside as he may have been slightly caught in that right arm or to simply recuperate before the damage becomes too much, but nonetheless Tyler Parker isn’t stopping just there as he springs back to his feet! TYLER PARKER CHARGES! SUICIDE DIVE! Zack has it scouted as he immediately rolls back into the ring while Tyler saves himself from crashing on the outside and just barely lands on his feet! Tyler rushes up to the apron–BIG KNEE FROM ZACK! Tyler NEARLY goes flying off that apron, but he’s hanging on for dear life! Zack nails his opponent with a big left hand as Tyler attempts to regain his balance! Zack is doing everything he possibly can to send his challenger flying off! Zack swings again! HEADBUTT THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE BREADBASKET OF ZACK! Tyler isn’t having the offense from Zack! Another headbutt connects as Zack tastes his lunch! Tyler now… LOOKING FOR A SUNSET FLIP! No! Zack escapes from it before Tyler can do anything and rushes back to his feet as Tyler looks to go back on the offensive! BOTH MEN SWING!
Mak: ROLLING ELBOW!! ZACK ROCKS TYLER WITH A ROLLING ELBOW AS HE GRABS A NOW DAZED TYLER PARKER! LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX HERE! HE… ZACK CAN’T LIFT HIM UP! That injured right arm won’t allow Zack Crash to pick up his opponent for the suplex! Tyler easily shifts his weight to land back on his feet as he nails Zack with a rapid series of lefts and rights! Zack is looking dazed here! BIG FOREARM FROM TYLER! Zack is sent reeling into the middle of the ring as Tyler could be… What’s he thinking? HE SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE?! ZACK RUSHES IN TO TRIP HIM UP AS TYLER LANDS GROIN-FIRST PERFECTLY ON THE TOP ROPE!! THAT’LL HURT THE CHILDREN! TYLER IS JUST CRINGING IN PAIN FROM THAT ONE! Zack realizes he may have a golden opportunity to take full control of this contest, but he’s gotta do something wisely! He can’t afford to do something stupid, but I’m certain he will nonetheless! Zack begins climbing to the top turnbuckle facing Tyler Parker! What’s he got in mind? HE LEAPS! HURRICANRANA!!! HURRICANRANA TO THE OUTSIDE AS BOTH GUYS GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!!
WWEFan: Zack definitely should have rethought his strategy there as he could have just nailed his right arm on the way down and that seems to be the case as he rolls in pain on the mat! The Referee immediately rushes to the outside to ask him if he can continue… I think Zack is ignoring the Official and he has the right to via his “Hold Harmless Agreement”! He doesn’t have to end this match at all if he doesn’t want to if it’s regarding his physical well-being! Zack may have been the one with the incredible offensive move only moments ago, but both men seem to be at the same pace in racing back to their feet here.. Zack using the apron to help him up.. He’s up first! Zack immediately looking to go back on the offensive here–TYLER WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND KNOCKS ZACK THROUGH A LOOP! Zack backpedals into the apron as Tyler looks to follow up! SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE APRON! You can just read the pain practically illuminating off of the face of Zack Crash from that one! Tyler makes sure to keep his opponent standing as he keeps him trapped against that apron and now just laying into him with a flurry of closed-fisted blows! Zack is practically defenseless by this point! Tyler looks like a mad dog here as he just tears into his opponent with those unrelenting shots!
Mak: Tyler’s doing what he has to do to win this match and if that means brawling like this is the streets as opposed to using actual wrestling maneuvers then more power to him! Whatever gets the job done! Whatever puts the gold around his waist! IRISHWHIP FROM TYLER TO ZACK INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! You could HEAR the spine of Zack Crash smacking off of that apron and reverberating all throughout this arena in Orlando! Zack is on his knees after that one, but Tyler doesn’t even seem near done here as he drags the World Champion back to his feet… FOREARM TO THE FACE! Tyler now… ANOTHER IRISHWHIP INTO A DIFFERENT SECTION OF THE BARRICADE AS ZACK IS SENT FLIPPING OVER AND INTO THE CROWD!! WHAT POWER FROM TYLER PARKER! The World Heavyweight Champion is in big trouble if he can’t come back from the attack Tyler’s been laying into him with! I haven’t seen a sign of life from him since crashing into the cement on the other side of the barricade!
WWEFan: A look of relief has washed over the challenger, Tyler Parker, as he makes his way over the barricade with a smug look on his face! That’s a look of confidence and a look that makes it clear he thinks he’s already won! Zack Crash may be done for good after the attack he’s taken thus far.. He’s doing all that he can to make it back to his feet, but I just don’t think he’s got much left in the tank by this point… Tyler knows it and Zack definitely knows it… Tyler could be looking to finish his opponent off here! TYLER LEAPS TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! TYLER EATS A STEEL CHAIR IN MID-AIR!!! ZACK CRASH JUST SENT A STEEL CHAIR FLYING INTO THE FACE OF TYLER IN MID-MOVE!! TYLER IS DOWNED ON THE CEMENT HERE AS ZACK STUMBLES TO STAY ON HIS FEET! There is a light at the end of the tunnel! Zack may have just found exactly what he needs to finish off this match! Tyler is easily in a GREAT amount of pain here as he attempts to climb back to his feet.. Zack rushes in with a boot to the skull of Tyler! Another boot! Tyler springs back to his feet; on spaghetti legs!
Mak: That’s right, Tyler’s only able to hold himself up by backpedaling into the barricade and using it as a crutch! OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE CHEST OF TYLER FROM ZACK! ZACK HAS QUICKLY SNAPPED AND HE’S NOW JUST RAPIDLY SENDING OPEN-HAND CHOP AFTER OPEN-HAND CHOP INTO THE STERNUM OF TYLER PARKER AS THE CHEST OF TYLER INCREASINGLY TURNS A BRIGHT SHADE OF RED!! ZACK HAS LOST IT! HE PULLS TYLER IN–WHAT’S HE THINKING?! SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS OF THE FIRST FEW ROWS OF THE FANS!! THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN’ LUNATIC! HE’S CLEARLY RUNNING ON FUMES SO HOW IS HE STILL GOING?! ZACK PULLS BOTH MEN BACK UP WITH EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS IN HIS BROKEN BODY! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! SECOND SNAP SUPLEX AND THIS TIME ONTO NOTHING BUT EXPOSED CEMENT!! The Ref rushes to climb over the barricade and immediately asks both men if they can continue! Both guys could be in concussion city right now after that! NO! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ZACK IS STILL GOING! HE’S DRAGGING HIMSELF AND TYLER BACK UP FOR ANOTHER ROUND! HAHAHA! THIS IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! SNAP SUPLEX!!
WWEFan: Tyler pushes Zack off and into the barricade as that now fragile spine of the World Champion’s feels the effects done earlier on him as he cringes in pain! Looking at the facial expression of Zack Crash he refuses to stop there! He absolutely REFUSES to stop! Tyler is doing his best to stay on his feet at all as Zack climbs back up to his using that barricade… Zack stumbles forward looking for some more offense! CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM TYLER PARKER! WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS AS THE CHAIR WRAPS AROUND THE HEAD OF ZACK WITH ONE SWING! LOOK AT THIS! ZACK IS STILL UP! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’LL COLLAPSE AT ANY MOMENT, BUT HE’S ON HIS FEET! TOE KICK FROM TYLER! NO! DON’T!! TRIFORCE DDT!!! JESUS CHRIST!! TRIFORCE DDT USING THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT AS THE FANS SURROUND THEM CHANTING “E-A-DUB” IN THEIR POTENTIALLY UNCONSCIOUS FACES!!
Mak: Zack HAS to be fucking dead after that! He HAS to be dead after that! No human being could possibly take a move like that and live!…. Oh you’ve gotta be shitting me! Both men are actually showing signs of life! Zack is SOMEHOW still moving! Tyler is obviously the first to make it to his feet as he reaches down to pull his opponent back to a vertical base by his hair… BIG IRISHWHIP INTO THE BARRICADE! This time either Zack’s body can’t take it or it didn’t have enough power, but it isn’t enough to send Zack back over the barricade! RUNNING CROSSBODY FROM TYLER PARKER! BOTH MEN GO OVER THE BARRICADE AND LAND HARD ON THE MAT! I’m baffled as to how Zack has even gotten THIS far! Tyler is obviously in a lot of pain here as well, but Zack has practically become a human punching bag! Tyler rushes back to a vertical base once again as he once again drags Zack back up… The end could be near… ANOTHER IRISHWHIP! ZACK REVERSES! TYLER REVERSES BACK AS ZACK’S SPINE BOUNCES OFF OF THE TOP OF THOSE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE! ZACK STUMBLES FORWARD AS TYLER HOPS TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! THE FINAL CHAPTER FINALLY CONNECTS AS ZACK DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN A DAZED!
WWEFan: Zack is looking like he may be completely out of it with that glazed over look in his eyes! TYLER RUSHES UP TO THE STEEL STEPS! FINAL CHAPTER TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL OF ZACK CRASH!!! ZACK IS DOWN! ZACK IS DOWN! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT AND ALL TYLER HAS TO DO IS GET HIM IN THE RING AND COVER HIM AND WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! Tyler Parker realizes that he is just MOMENTS from capturing the World Championship for the first time in his career! He’s so close he can taste it an all he has to do is cover his opponent! Tyler’s doing all he can to get Zack up, but it seems like the World Champion may be nothing but deadweight by this point! Zack could be out cold! Tyler’s pushing all the energy he has left in his body to drag Zack up enough… HE SENDS HIM ROLLING INTO THE RING! ZACK’S IN THE RING! TYLER SLIDES IN! COVER HIM!! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF ZACK!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mak: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
WWEFan: NO! THE REFEREE POINTS TO ZACK’S RIGHT FOOT JUST ON THE EDGE OF THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE’S STILL IN THIS!
Mak: WHAT?! Somebody get this guy some fucking kryptonite! Tyler Parker can’t
believe it! I can’t believe it! I don’t think anyone here in Orlando or watching all over the World can believe that Zack Crash is even still CONSCIOUS let alone still in this match! Tyler is livid by this point as he argues in the face of the Referee, but there’s absolutely nothing he can do! Tyler needs to get back on focus in this contest! He needs to continue his attack! LOOK AT THIS! ZACK IS MOVING! Tyler turns his attention back to his opponent at last as he makes a beeline for Zack! TYLER SIGNALS THE END AND PULLS ZACK IN!! LOOKING FOR DEPRAVITY!! ZACK PUSHES TYLER OFF! TYLER CHARGES! THESZ PRESS BY ZACK! LEFTS BEING IMMEDIATELY THROWN ALL OVER THE PLACE! ZACK IS SENDING AN ONSLAUGHT OF SICKENING CLOSED-FISTED LEFT HAND BLOWS INTO HIS OPPONENT AS TYLER ATTEMPTS TO DEFEND HIMSELF! ZACK IS SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING! HE’S GOTTA BE RUNNING ON FUMES! ZACK IS NOT GIVING UP!! Tyler manages to get a shot in on Zack!
WWEFan: That seemed to be enough to bring Zack’s attack to a grinding halt as both men are now at a race to get to their feet! Tyler obviously the first to make it to a vertical base, but Zack isn’t too far behind! TYLER WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! ZACK DUCKS IT! LOOK OUT!! ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF TYLER PARKER!!! HE CAUGHT HIM WITH THAT ROLLING ELBOW!! SMALL PACKAGE!!! ZACK WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE NOW!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!
Mak: KICK OUT! TYLER PARKER KICKS OUT JUST AFTER THE TWO COUNT! I honestly thought that could have been the end right then and there! Both men once AGAIN racing to get to their feet! THEY’RE UP! A SECOND ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS INTO TYLER! I CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK IS STILL GOING! TYLER IS WOBBLING! THIRD ROLLING ELBOW!! NO! TYLER CATCHES IT! BOTH MEN STRUGGLING… ZACK WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! LOOK OUT! ROLLING BACKFIST!!! TYLER IS SENT CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE ROPES AFTER THAT ONE! Zack looks like he may have caught his fiftieth wind as he immediately makes his way to the nearest corner of the ring and begins climbing! This guy is insane! I swear to God he’s gonna kill himself! Tyler Parker’s recuperating on the outside as Zack is now perched atop the top turnbuckle… TYLER’S UP! MOONSAULT!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT ONTO TYLER PARKER AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWNED!! BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN LAID OUT ON THE MAT AS ZACK ROLLS IN PAIN FROM THAT RIGHT ARM! I BET HE’S BROKEN IT IN EVEN MORE PLACES!
WWEFan: Zack may have hurt himself even more, but he also looks as though he’s lit a new fire under himself here with a crazed look in his eyes as he grabs onto the ring apron! Zack now struggling to make it back to his feet… He’s up! Zack immediately reaches down and with that lone left hand pulls Tyler Parker up! All he’s gotta do is cover him! Somehow, someway, Zack has to cover him! Zack sends Tyler rolling back into the ring! HE’S GOTTA END IT! ZACK SLIDES IN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF TYLER PARKER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!
Mak: TYLER KICKS OUT! HE’S OUT JUST MILISECONDS BEFORE THREE!! Zack Crash can’t believe it! Neither one of these men want to give up! Zack looks as though despair and frustration may have taken over… Zack’s showing he CAN be a fighting World Champion, but he’s absolutely NO Champion if he can’t get his head in the damn game when he needs to more than ever and now is one of those times! Tyler Parker is already stirring and Zack has yet to make a move! Zack looks like he’s contemplating what he could possibly do next… He continues to favor that right arm, but he’s got no time to worry about that by this point… Hold on! A very serious look just came across the face of Zack! He’s become a snarling and hungry competitor that wants to end his opponent more than ever! Zack’s using up what little he has left in his gas tank as he rises to his feet just as Tyler does! ZACK WITH A BIG LEFT HAND TO TYLER! TYLER FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND FROM ZACK! RIGHT HAND FROM TYLER! FOREARM FROM ZACK! HEADBUTT FROM TYLER! ANOTHER HEADBUTT FROM TYLER! ZACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! A LEFT HAND! ANOTHER LEFT! ROLLING ELBOW!! ZACK TURNS TYLER AROUND AND SETS HIM UP!!! CRASH TEST!!!!
WWEFan: TYLER ESCAPES IT AS HE FORCES ZACK OFF AND INTO THE ROPES! ZACK COMES BACK AS TYLER SWINGS WITH A BOOT!! ZACK HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE DUCKS! HE PULLS TYLER IN FROM BEHIND ONCE MORE! ADRENALINE RUSH!!!! TYLER ESCAPES IT AND PUSHES ZACK INTO THE ROPES AGAIN! ZACK COMES BACK FOR A LARIAT! HE MISSES! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! THE ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS WITH GREAT VELOCITY OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE!!! TYLER PARKER IS ABOUT TO BECOME OUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER! NO! NO!! ZACK DROPS ONTO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!!! TYLER CAN’T COVER HIM! TYLER CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE WAS SECONDS AWAY! SECONDS! Tyler is dazed and confused and battered and bruised, but he needs to find a way to cover his opponent! Tyler shakes the cobwebs and rolls to the outside… Tyler… It looks like Tyler has snapped! Tyler immediately lays into the downed Zack Crash with several hard kicks! Tyler now furiously makes his way over to the timekeeper and pushes him off his chair before taking it for himself!
Mak: I’m liking this! Tyler has finally just SNAPPED! I love it! TYLER WHIPS THAT CHAIR OFF OF THE SPINE OF ZACK CRASH!! CRASH IS ROLLING IN JUST RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF PAIN RIGHT NOW! I HONESTLY HAVE NO CLUE HOW HE’S STILL CONSCIOUS! Tyler manages to keep Zack in one place as he… HE WRAPS THAT CHAIR AROUND THE INJURED RIGHT ARM OF ZACK! HE’S GONNA DO IT! TYLER’S GONNA FINALLY GO FOR THE ARM LIKE I KNEW HE WOULD! ONE STEP ONTO THAT CHAIR AND IT’S OVER!! HE STOMPS! NO! What? Tyler stops?! What the Hell is he thinking?! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT! Oh come on! Tyler seems to have had a “change of heart” as he seems to rethink stomping on that chair! Tyler pulls the chair off of Zack! HE NAILS ZACK WITH IT IN THE BODY! Tyler may have just lost this match for himself by refusing to do that! Nonetheless, Tyler seems to have a different strategy in mind here to end this as he rips off the cover of the lame Dynasty announce table! Tyler drags Zack up… And lays him across his! Tyler could be thinking of going high! Tyler climbs onto the apron and makes his way even further up to the top turnbuckle! HE’S PERCHED!!
WWEFan: ZACK ROLLS OFF! Zack is still somehow going! Maybe he was right about not letting go of the World Title until he’s rendered completely dead! He’s like a zombie by this point! Zack refuses to give up as he makes his way to the apron and climbs up! Tyler’s kicking at him! Zack swings at Tyler with a few left hands! Both men struggling for power! Tyler catches Zack with a boot to the face! Another boot to the face! Zack is holding onto the ropes for dear life! Tyler reaches down to grab a hold of Zack… What’s he… TYLER PARKER LIFTS ZACK UP INTO A SUPERPLEX POSITION?!?! HOW THE HELL?! THE AMAZING STRENGTH OF TYLER PARKER! TYLER PARKER SHOWING HE WANTS THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING TOO! HE’S SOMEHOW LIFTED ZACK FROM THE APRON INTO A SUPERPLEX POSITION!! HE’S LOOKING TO END IT!! DEPRAVITY FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! NO–ZACK IS FIGHTING! ZACK DOESN’T WANT TO LET IT HAPPEN, BUT HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE! TYLER’S DOING ALL HE CAN! ZACK WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TYLER! ANOTHER KNEE! TYLER’S TRYING TO GET IT! HE REFUSES TO LET IT GO! ZACK SWINGS THAT CAST ON HIS RIGHT ARM INTO THE FACE OF TYLER!!! SMALL PACKAGE!! SMALL PACKAGE ON TYLER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker kicks out a second too late and Zack Crash immediately rolls around in pain; biting the canvas as he favors his right arm)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall…. AND SSSTTTTTTTTIIIILLLLLLL EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRRLLLDD…. ZACK CRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHH!!!!….
Mak: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HOW?! HOW DID HE PULL THAT OFF?!
WWEFan: I DON’T KNOW, BUT ZACK CRASH DID IT! HE SOMEHOW CAPTURED THE VICTORY TONIGHT AT MID-SUMMER MASSACRE!!
Mak: BULLSHIT! HE CHEATED! ZACK USED HIS CAST!
WWEFan: All is fair in love and war, Mak, you know that as well as anybody and what Zack did was not against any rules whatsoever AND if you look in the ring you’ll see Zack Crash is paying for what he just did in spades as that arm is now in more pain that ever!
Mak: I don’t give a shit if he’s “in pain” after he’s already won! All I know is that he’s supposed to be injured and he just used that cast as a weapon nonetheless! He’s obviously faking the whole thing!
WWEFan: I’m not in any position to say whether he truly is injured or if he’s faking the whole thing, but a win is a win and I PERSONALLY believe the injury is very much real after looking at the effects of using that cast as a weapon that we’re seeing right now… Hold on! Tyler Parker intercepts the Referee and swipes the World Heavyweight Championship from his grasp! What’s he think he’s doing?
Mak: JUST TAKE IT!
WWEFan: Tyler seems to be deeply eying the World Heavyweight Championship that was almost his tonight…
(Tyler Parker lays down the World Heavyweight Championship across the chest of the still in-pain Zack Crash and exits the ring as he begins to untape his wrist with a look of disappointment on his face while making his way up the ramp)
WWEFan: Tyler looks disappointed in his efforts tonight, but he definitely shouldn’t be by any stretch of the imagination. He and Zack Crash laid it all out on the line tonight for the World Heavyweight Championship and they beat the Hell out of one another and they put each other through one of the toughest and most hellacious contests I’ve ever seen. Congratulations to both of these men.
( Territorial Invasion teaser is shown )
( Recap of Scott Diamond’s victory at Pain for Pride is shown )
( EAW Finale highlights, including Mr. DEDEDE’s speech and Scott Diamond’s interruption is also aired. Segway into the Scott Diamond vs. Mr. DEDEDE feud is shown starting from the EAW draft to the final vortex hit on Dynasty )
( Camera pans to the ring with the announcer standing in the center )
Ring Announcer: The following is the contest billed as “BATTLE FOR THE COMPANY II”!!! In this match, Interferences are OUTLAWED and will result in disqualification, and any EAW extremist or personally-hired riot squad member who gets involved in this match will be terminated. The winner of this bout will be, contractually, the highest authority in EAW and gain FULL ownership of EAW.
( “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins begins playing, the crowd immediately boo’s )
HYC: You heard the announcer, you heard what is at stake.. and soon to make his way to the ring is the OWNER, not Chairman but OWNER of EAW who, basically is the only thing holding EAW up… despite the fact that he’s trying to tear it down.
( Scott walks out to the ring and is endlessly heckled by the fans as he has a stern demeanor )
Ring Announcer: The first competitor, from Long Island, New York weighing 280 POOOOOOOOOUNDSSSS… the OWNER OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING, SCCCCOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT DIIIIAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDDD!!!
Stew: This is the man who, when I spoke to him earlier considered himself a “culmination”… he believes every wrongdoing that management has done to anybody, ESPECIALLY him has resulted in him gaining power. The man is so despicable it’s hard to even stomach, but we have to give him his just due. He is a GREAT wrestler, and with some help he defeated Dark Demon in the main event of Pain for Pride. I can at least give it to him that it’s not going to be easy for Mr. DEDEDE tonight.
HYC: That’s a big man, a tough man, a resilient man who has his gripes and has his flaws, but you’re right Stew, this is still one hell of a competitor and a former World Champion we’re talking about.
( Scott’s music dies down )
( “So Appalled” – Kanye West hits; smoke rises from the stage )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…
( Several riot-squad members run from the side of the stage up to the stage and begin spraying tear-gas into the smoke )
Stew: HEY!! HEY WHAT THE HELL??? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
( “So Appalled” stops as Mr. DEDEDE stumbles out of the smoke in his trench-coat and he falls to his knees coughing. Riot-squad members are standing over him spraying tear-gas into his face )
HYC: OH COME ON THAT’S — THAT’S BULL SHIT! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! SCOTT’S GOONS ARE SPRAYING DEDEDE DOWN WITH THAT DEBILITATING TEAR-GAS BEFORE HE CAN EVEN GET A CHANCE TO HIT THE RING!
Stew: THE MATCH HASN’T STARTED YET, SO THERE ARE NO REPERCUSSIONS… BUT I GUESS I’LL BE DAMNED IF SCOTT DIAMOND PLAYS BY THE RULES..
Scott Diamond *to the timekeeper*: RING THE BELL!!! RING THE BELL RIGHT NOW! START THE MATCH!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Scott slides out of the ring and jogs up the ramp )
Stew: Diamond, that disgusting monster clearly had DEDEDE set up to be blindsided and now he’s getting up there as fast as he can to take the scraps! DEDEDE is still wheezing and is back up to his own two, and Scott YANKING AT THE HAIR AND BATTERING AWAY WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE SPINE! DEDEDE is already suffering, and Scott is taking advantage as he pulls DEDEDE up to a bear-hug position… and he runs OFF THE RAMP, LEAPS AND DRIVES DEDEDE SPINE-FIRST INTO THE PROTECTIVE METAL BARRIER! DEDEDE’s back writhing in pain as he falls to the ground, and Scott isn’t done!
HYC: Scott pulling DEDEDE up and DROPS DEDEDE face-first into the ramp as he collapses on the concrete floor at ramp-side! Scott pulls DEDEDE up again and… and is hoisting him like a baby and TOSSES HIM, TOSSES HIM INTO EQUIPMENT BOXES, AND AS DEDEDE COLLAPSES THOSE HEAVY BOXES FALL ON HIM! Each box weighing what had to be over 100 pounds collapsing on DEDEDE! This has to be one of the roughest starts to a match I’ve seen, and Scott Diamond is flexing and taunting to the crowd, but they aren’t buying in to it! DEDEDE is attempting to crawl out of the rubble, and Diamond drags DEDEDE by his arm out of the pile of technical crates as we’re nearing the technical crew working on lighting… Diamond pulls DEDEDE up– DEDEDE FIRES a shot into the face as Scott backs up! DEDEDE now runs towards Scott– HIPTOSS REVERSED!!! AND DEDEDE GOES FLYING INTO A TECH TABLE AS SPARKS SHOOT UP FROM IT AND NEARLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES! DEDEDE JUMPS OFF IT TO THE FLOOR!
( The lights above the titantron and at the top of the stage go out, as well as 1/5th of the lights in the arena )
Stew: Absolutely rough, rough start for DEDEDE and it seems some of the lights across the arena have went out. The big-screen is still working and the audiences view of this match hasn’t been impaired, but nevertheless that was a shock that could have been extremely traumatic as DEDEDE is being pulled by his hair, by Scott Diamond, to the ramp and down towards the ring. DEDEDE is likely dazed and has already taken some hits, and he’s being rolled in to the ring by Scott Diamond…. and it seems Diamond has his eye on the STEEL-STEPS. THOSE ARE BEING PULLED OUT NOW, AS HE TOSSES THEM IN TO THE RING AND HAD A SINISTER LOOK ON HIS FACE THAT IMPLIES DESTRUCTION AND NOTHING MORE!
HYC: DEDEDE is on all fours and just trying to get his head in the game after being BLASTED.
( Replay of DEDEDE being tear-gassed is shown, along with him being driven into the electrical equipment )
( Screen returns to the ring with Diamond slapping DEDEDE across the back of the head )
HYC: Diamond now PUMMELING DEDEDE with punches! DEDEDE is on his knees just trying to get to the right state of consciousness, and Scott hitting a dozen shots to the head leaves DEDEDE onto his side as DEDEDE rolls to the ropes… Scott backs up and runs for a BASEBALL SLIDE– BUT DEDEDE TWIRLS HIS WHOLE BODY LAYING ON THE MIDDLE ROPES, AS SCOTT SLIDES OUTSIDE. DEDEDE rolls back in the ring and Scott slides in quickly as Scott hits a POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE – DEDEDE ducks, spins Scott around and hits a JUMPING JUDO KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! WHAT SKILL! Scott backs to the corner and DEDEDE delivers some MORE unique, innovative Judo kicks all SHARPLY connecting the chest! DEDEDE’s picked up some of these moves in Hollywood and and constantly works on these incredible attack in his dojo at home. He doesn’t often utilize these kicks in EAW but when he does they are EFFECTIVE as DEDEDE backs up and runs with a SPEAR!!! SPEAR DRIVING INTO SCOTTS MIDSECTION IN THE CORNER!!! Scott is bent over clutching his ribs that may have been BROKEN!!!
Stew: And DEDEDE goes towards the steel steps, picks those steps up that have to weigh a couple hundred pounds and as Scott stumbles out of the corner, DEDEDE DRIVES THOSE SHARP STEPS INTO SCOTTS FACE, AS SCOTT BUMPS IN TO THE CORNER AND FALLS TO A SEATED POSITION WITH HIS LEGS OPEN.. AND DEDEDE NOW PLACES THE STEPS IN BETWEEN SCOTTS LEGS, BACKS UP AND NAILS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE STEPS, CRUSHING HIS GROIN!!! Scott’s eyes are popped WIDE open as DEDEDE grabs Scotts head and BASHES them into the steps in front of him! Scott rolls to his side out of the ring, and falls to his knees after ATTEMPTING to hit his feet! DEDEDE slides out of the ring now, and he drags those heavy steps with him as Scott, who’s just returning up gets NAILED INTO THE ARM WITH THOSE STEPS, AND HE COLLAPSES!
HYC: DEDEDE drags Scott’s skull over the steps that he’s now dropped to the floor… and look! A fan from a crowd offers DEDEDE a steel chair! AND DEDEDE GLADLY ACCEPTS IT AS, WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE, DEDEDE SIZES SCOTT UP AND LIFTS THE CHAIR!!! CONCHAIRTO!!!!
Stew: NO! Scott JUMPS up and DRIVES DEDEDE SPINE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! AND SCOTT HOSTS DEDEDE, AND LIFTS HIM FOR A HIGH-ANGLED BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE STEPS! Scott rolls in to the ring QUICKLY as DEDEDE’s back has been hit into those unforgiving cold, sharp steps… and look in the ring at Scotts arm, it’s cut WIDE open and blood is oozing down that arm. Scott’s holding it and that shot could have messed him up, but DEDEDE is battered himself as his back ATE the steel. Diamond in the ring backs up up to the ropes and is crouched over… and DEDEDE is gingerly getting up… oh no. Diamond is looking for something, DEDEDE is up to his feet and SCOTT CHARGES CLEAR ACROSS THE RING FOR THE DIVE BETWEEN THE ROPES– NO, DEDEDE JUMPS WITH A RIGHT HAND before Scott flies! Diamond is stopped in his tracks at the middle rope and-
HYC: DEDEDE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR OFF THE GROUND CLOCKS IT INTO SCOTT’S SKULL! Scott Diamond stumbles backwards and is groggy, and DEDEDE slides in with the chair and SMASHES IT INTO THE MIDSECTION! SOLID METAL SWUNG AT FULL FORCE IN TO THE GUT, HOW SICK.. and DEDEDE sweeps Diamond’s legs and STOMPS into the midsection ferociously at a rapid pace, and he’s tying the legs and going for the KNEELING INVERTED SHARPSHOOTER! ANDDDDD HE’S GOT IT! MANY HAVE BEEN PUT AWAY BY THIS VERY MOVE, AND IT’S BEEN EXECUTED PERFECTLY AS DIAMOND IS USING ALL OF HIS FORCE TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES! The EAW Owner, Scott Diamond is being put through tremendous force as Mr. DEDEDE’s been able to battle back to a leveled playing field!
Stew: Scott is getting too close to the ropes too quickly, and now DEDEDE modifies the hold– no, he converts with the leglock and locks in an STF! STF, applying WAY more pressure and weight to the back of Diamond than previously, and Scott is going to take a LOT more energy to hit the ropes!! This man has been TEAR-GASSED, but still he’s fighting on trying to use everything in his power to put Scott Diamond away and bring the company back to order, the same way it was a year ago under HIS power! But Diamond, MAKES HIS WAY TO THE ROPES AND CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM. Simply too much power within that man.. and DEDEDE rolls behind Scott, lifts his legs and KICKS into Scott’s underbelly as he YANKS Diamond away from the ropes, and DEDEDE turns Scott over and hits a STOMP into the mid section, KNEE DROPS INTO THE GROIN, and flips forward for a pinning bridge! OOOOOOONE, TWOOOOOO, Scott FLIPS out of the position!
HYC: Diamond is quickly getting up to vertical base as DEDEDE is astonished at his speed, and DEDEDE backs up and runs for a DROPKICK as Scott his the corner again! DEDEDE approaches Diamond– ELBOW, right to the jaw and Scott smashes DEDEDE’s face into the corner! Scott stumbles away, and DEDEDE shoots RIGHT out of the corner with a BIG BOOT. But Diamond CATCHES THE FOOT, PULLS DEDEDE AND DEDEDE IS HOPPING AS SCOTT TOSSES DEDEDE’S LEG OVER AND HES SADDLING THE ROPES! And Scott with a hold of both arms drags as he’s being YANKED BY HIS GROIN ACROSS THOSE STIFF, UNFORGIVING ROPES! DEDEDE rolls to the apron, barely standing as he’s in serious pain and SCOTT DIAMOND NAILS THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK SENDING DEDEDE FLYING AND HITTING THE FRONT OF OUR TABLE AT A SEATED POSITION! WHAT FORCE! We could FEEL the force of that point blank kick by how hard DEDEDE’s hit the foot of our table!
Stew: And Diamond can FINALLY regroup. DEDEDE on the other hand has been given no room to breathe, because he’s had to exert every ounce of energy in to taking down this man and it’s been to little avail. Replays are airing at a portion of the screen and you can see that devastating boot smacking against the face of the Chairman, and DEDEDE is just trying to pull himself up to a standing position as Scott rolls out of the ring equipped with that steel chair… and he seems to be opening it and setting it up right in front of DEDEDE. Now Scott in front of DEDEDE is hammering away with punches to the ribs! DEDEDE sends a BOOT into Scott’s abdomen, but Scott FIRES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING DEDEDE HITTING THE FLOOR.
HYC: Scott scrapes the Chairman off the floor and hooks him and drops him GUT FIRST ON THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE! THAT COULD BREAK OUR TABLE WITH ENOUGH FORCE, BUT IT’S STILL STANDING AS SCOTT CLIMBS ON…. SCOTT CLIMBS IN AND HE’S GOT DEDEDE HOOKED IN SUPLEX POSITION AGAIN, AND HE DROPS DEDEDE HEAD FIRST WITH THE DEAD-LEVEL DDT OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE THROUGH THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR!!!! CHRIST, THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK! WHAT A HAZARDOUS IMPACT! DEDEDE is OUT, and Diamond is back in the game rolling off the remains decimated chair, jumping to his feet and rolling Mr. DEDEDE into the ring, and follows with the cover! OOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DEDEDE kicks out, and all I can say is WOW!
Stew: You’ve gotta admire it, even if you don’t particularly like it. DEDEDE is fighting for the right of the company and everyone in it, everyone working their tails off who might have their work reduced to nothing — DEDEDE is fighting to prevent all of that. Scott Diamond, unhappy with the results begins shooting the referee dirty looks. It must be hard being the official between these two super-powers who could end your existence here in EAW just like that, and Scott is up and is hunched over as he pulls DEDEDE up by his hair… and delivers KNEES. Right knees into that skull, and DEDEDE eyes are already glazed over as he pulls DEDEDE and TOSSES him into the turnbuckle at the other side of the ring. DEDEDE hits the corner hard, and Scott hooks him up and DROPS him saddling the top rope. Scott Diamond is likely going to end this right here..
HYC: Diamond climbing up and he’s at the top, and he’s pulling DEDEDE UP TOO AS HE SEEMS TO WANT A HIP TOSS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! …. BUT DEDEDE DUCKS DOWN, AND LIFTS SCOTT UP FOR THE BACK BODY DROP FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, KIDNEY FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! SCOTT HITS HIS SIDE WITH UNBELIEVABLE FORCE, AND THE SPLAT COULD BE HEARD THROUGH OUT THE BUILDING! .. DIAMOND IS DOWN! DEDEDE has one more reason to feel confident after averting death, sending Scott hurtling what could be, plus DEDEDE’s height, a 15 to 20 foot fall! ((replay)) DEDEDE is up at the top turnbuckle taking a breather, and he steps down onto the ring apron and is seated, watching Scott toss and turn in pain. He is a 280 pound man taking such a devastating fall and he’s going to feel the effects of it all night! DEDEDE is observing for a moment the pain he’s put Scott through as well as calculating his next strategy. And wih that said, a look grows on DEDEDE’s face and it’s a look of RAGE and MALICE, AS HE HOPS OFF THE APRON AND DIGS UNDER THE RING PULLING OUT A TABLE, A LADDER AND A CHAIR!
Stew: And we know what that means!!! DEDEDE slides those three objects that have helped make him famous in to that ring, and Scott Diamond who is leaned on the barricade holding his ribs and kidney area with a MEAN bruise on his side, and DEDEDE is connecting quick, heavy blows naked into the forehead and FOLLOWS UP with a chop to the chest! DEDEDE pulls Scott by his arm leading him to death– WAIT, SCOTT DRIVES DEDEDE SPINE-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! SCOTT FOLLOWS THAT UP BY BASHING DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE POST, AND SCOTT LIFTS DEDEDE UP AND SPINS AROUND, AND TOSSES HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE POST FOR THE FALLAWAY SLAM INTO THE RINGPOST! Diamond with a SURGE is not finished, as he lifts DEDEDE again, spins again and TOSSES HIM AGAIN THIS TIME INTO THE BARRICADE AT THE CORNER FOR THE FALLAWAY SLAM! DEDEDE collapses to the floor after hitting that barricade SO hard…. and now Scott, walking by the ramp heads to the other side of the ring and picks up the steel steps and drags them 5 or 6 feet on front of DEDEDE…. and backs away and is CROUCHED OVER!
HYC: SCOTT KNEELING, DOING DEDEDE’S SIGNATURE POSE AS DEDEDE IS STRUGGLING TO GET BACK TO VERTICAL! DIAMOND STALKING AND STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT IMITATING DEDEDE TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITIES! DEDEDE SLOWLY BUT SURELY IS BACK UP AND DIAMOND JETS, LEAPS ON AND OFF THE STEEL STEPS FOR AN ELEVATED DIVING SPEAR!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE EVADES!!! SCOTT IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE, TAKING A CHUNK OF IT DOWN WITH HIM!!
Stew: DIAMOND HITTING THE CORNER WITH SUCH FORCE, AND DEDEDE CLUTCHING HIS RIBS LOOKS BACK IN ASTONISHMENT!
HYC: DEDEDE ESCAPED A TRAIN COMING AT HIM WITH FULL FORCE! Did you SEE that impact, Stew?! MAN!
Stew: DEDEDE certainly feeling like he’s lucky to be alive as Scott is laid out amongst these fans and arena security is filling in the void! Diamond’s definitely out cold from that, and DEDEDE heads towards Scott and pulls him out of the carnage, and drags his dead weight towards the the ring rolling him in. DEDEDE slides in and he’s got three deadly, deadly weapons for the price of one. DEDEDE sets up the table, stands up the ladder setting that up next to the table with the steps parallel to the table for efficiency and now DEDEDE pulls a stirring Scott Diamond up– LEAPING KNEE LIFT! KNEE LIFT TO THE JAW! DEDEDE’s head is cocked back and Scott rolls on to the table and stands over DEDEDE, perhaps gonna leap! But DEDEDE QUICKLY SNATCHES THE CHAIR FROM THE MAT AND SMASHES IT INTO SCOTT’S LEG! SCOTT DIAMOND FALLS TO A KNEE ON THE TABLE!
HYC: And DEDEDE climbs up on the table and lifts the chair for a finishing blow…. SCOTT LIFTS DEDEDE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!!! VORTEX!!! VORTEX!!!!! BUT DEDEDE BREAKS FREE DURING THE SPIN AND LANDS ON HIS FEET IN THE RING, AND HITS A JUMPING CHAIR SHOT SMASHING IT INTO SCOTTS FACE AS SCOTT FALLS BACK! Scott laid out on the table and DEDEDE LIFTS AND HITS A CONCHAIRTO, AS SCOTT IS OUT COLD LAYING ON THE TABLE! DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS UP THAT LADDER AND IS AT THE TOP OF THAT TEN FOOT LADDER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR TUCKED UNDER HIS ARM!!! DEDEDE WITH A FIRE IN HIS EYES IS READY FOR THE DEATH BLOW!!!! WINGS OF HELL!!!!!
Stew: HE GOT IT!!! THE LEGENDARY WINGS OF HELL SENDING SCOTT PLUMMETING THROUGH THE TABLE! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH THE CHAIR DRIVEN INTO HIM AND HIS BODY DRIVEN THROUGH THE TABLE! DEDEDE SLIDES THE CHAIR OUT OF THE RING IN VICTORY AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS, OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …. SCOTT KICKS OUT! HIGH IMPACT, HARD HITTING, SMASH MOUTH match this has been from the EXPLOSIVE start to right now! DEDEDE is already facing an up-hill battle as this is the biggest disadvantage we’ve seen DEDEDE in a tale of the tape in FOREVER, but Scott is still performing at a phenomenal level.. better than anything we’ve ever seen from him before! Mr. DEDEDE, shocked at the two-cound knows he’ll have to move forward as he’s crawling towards the corner of the ring… and SHOOTS BACK DAGGERS AT SCOTT DIAMOND, WHICH IS SETTING THE TONE!
HYC: DEDEDE IS AT THE CORNER, AND YOU CAN SEE HIM PHYSICALLY CHANGE WITH HIS MANIAC FACIAL EXPRESSION AS HE’S WAITING FOR SCOTT TO PULL HIMSELF UP FROM THE WRECKAGE! DIAMOND STIRRING, HOLDING HIS RIBS AND DROOLING BLOOS AS HE’S FEELING THE WORST PAIN HE’S EVER FELT, BUT HE’S PULLING HIMSELF UP! SCOTT HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S GETTING IN TO, MR. DEDEDE WANTS THE SPEAR —
Stew: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
( Four men storm in to the ring and begin immediately pummelling Mr. DEDEDE with punches and kicks )
HYC: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY???
Stew: DISQUALIFY HIM!!!! DISQUALIFY SCOTT!!!
HYC: The referee has no IDEA what to do! FOUR MEN ARE JUMPING MR. DEDEDE AND DEDEDE IS BARELY FIGHTING BACK! The referee WANTS to DQ Scott just as DEDEDE had stated earlier tonight, but as far as I know these AREN’T members of the EAW roster!
Stew: ARE YOU SURE?? ARE YOU SURE THESE AREN’T NEO GUYS?? RIOT SQUAD MEMBERS???
HYC: No, Stew, they’re not! And EAW security isn’t even doing anything about it!! What the HELL is going on???
Stew: An elaborate set-up.
( All four men are stomping at DEDEDE while ignoring the referee’s pleas. After a moment DEDEDE is laid out on the floor in a pulp, and the referee turns to the time keeper — but meets Scott Diamond standing in front of him )
HYC: SCOTT DIAMOND shoves the ref to the ground, and he can only look on as Scott approaches the four men stomping away! MR. DEDEDE IS THE ONE GOING THROUGH THE PUNISHMENT. FINALLY these men stop stomping away, as they pull DEDEDE’s limp body up towards Scott and lifts him up…. and THE POWERBOMB!!! HE LIFTS HIM BACK UP, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!! AND LIFTS HIM UP ONE MORE TIME, DAMAGING WINDS! JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB IN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING. And these four men knock over the ladder in the ring and each of them head do the apron and one of them climbs the turnbuckle nearest to DEDEDE… AND DIVES OFF FOR THE LEGDROP!!! And the next one climbs up the turnbuckle… ELBOW DROP!!!! THE THIRD ONE CLIMBS UP, MY GOD WHAT KIND OF TORTURE.. MOONSAULT!!!! AND THE FOURTH, AND BIGGEST ONE IS CLIMBED TO THE TOP AND LEAPS OFF FOR THE FROGSPLASH!!! DEDEDE IS FLATTENED, ISN’T ANYBODY GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS??
Stew: They CAN’T! They all had their JOBS threatened if they showed their face! And at this point… its futile. Scott Diamond drags DEDEDE to the center of the ring and drops himself over for the cover… and the hesitant referee drops to his knees as Scott stares daggers towards him, OOOOOOONEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “In The Air Tonight” hits as Scott continues to lay over DEDEDE )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… SCOTT DIAMOND.
HYC: I… I just can’t even believe it.
Stew: That was just a… that was a travesty. An absolute travesty. Scott has cut corners several times and he did it again tonight. Some would call it genius what he’s done, but I call it pathetic and the cowards way out.
HYC: Well hold on, Stew, because of this match Scott Diamond now has COMPLETE ownership of EAW, so there’s nothing DEDEDE can do if he fires you for your comments… but certainly this was a major twist. I’ve been doing background checks with the gear in front of me in EAW’s database and I still have NO idea who these men are. We can confirm they are NOT EAW employees.
( Scott is speaking into DEEDE’s ear, and he rises as he and the four men in the ring all raise their fists to the disgust of the crowd )
Stew: And is this how Mr.DEDEDE goes out? Will Scott end him right here??
( Scott slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp beating his chest )
Stew: And Scott’s celebratory savagery… beating his chest like an animal, and he has less scruples than even that. But never the less, ladies and gentlemen, this man has complete power over EAW and there’s now nothing anybody can do to stop him.
( Camera shows DEDEDE in the ring, barely conscious and pans back to Scott still beating his chest and dancing and screaming at the top of his lungs )
… Chaos… Isn’t a pit…
Chaos is a ladder.
Many who try to climb it fail.
Never get to try again.
The fall breaks them.
And some are given a chance to climb…
But they refuse.
They cling to the Realm…
Or the Gods…
Only the ladder is real.
The climb is all there is.
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( A video package highlighting the feud between Drastik and Liam is shown. The package shows a split screen of the rise of Drastik, as well as the rise of Liam as the Answers World Champion. The package ends with Liam claiming Drastik to be a fake and then a still frame of Drastik with various former EAW faces in the background )
( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Answers World Championship!
( ‘Sail’ by AWOLNation hits as Drastik’s valets dance onto the stage. Drastik and Dan Medico follow out onto the stage as Drastik dances a bit with his valet’s before they head to the back and Drastik along with Dan Medico continue to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Vancouver, British Columbia…weighing in at 225 pounds… DRRRRRAASSSSTIIIIIKKKK!!
Stew: NO ONE in this industry has risen to prominence faster than this man has… he won the 24/7 Contract Battle Royal at Pain For Pride. He then exchanged it for a championship contract after Dan Medico found a loophole in the other… and that’s what brings us to this. Many say that Drastik isn’t ready and well… we’re about to find out whether he is or not right now!
HYC: I say he is ready, whether he’s a fraud or not… he’s got an immense amount of talent and I fully expect him to showcase it all tonight.
( ‘Sins of the Father’ by Donna Burke hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the Answers World Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Shildon, United Kingdom… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… LIAAAMMMM CATTTERRRSOOONNNNNN!!
Stew: I have to hand it to this man Liam Catterson… he has gone through SO much since winning the Answers World Championship and somehow he’s been able to whether through it all, he has another daunting task ahead of him tonight, let’s see if he can once again pull a rabbit out of his hat!
HYC: I like Liam and sometimes I feel like he doesn’t get the credit he deserves… but I just don’t know, to me he still has something to prove, last month at Pain For Pride he did get the win… but much like his title defense at Defiance it wasn’t without controversy… if he can knock off Drastik tonight cleanly I think everyone will finally be able to accept him!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And this is it! Drastik and Liam, the main event of Midsummer Massacre is underway! Liam begins circling around the ring, a serious and un-changing expression on his face. Drastik circling in the opposite direction, a much lighter… confident look on his face. Drastik is one that is hard to scout because… he’s only been in EAW for a short time, there’s only a handful of matches that Liam could look at it… that’s at least one advantage he has over the champion. Liam quickly moves in on Drastik and lands a swift right hand! Now applying a side-headlock but Drastik quickly pops his hips for a back suplex… BUT LIAM LANDS ON HIS FEET!
HYC: Liam wraps his hands around the waist of Drastik but he breaks it by sending a back elbow into the jaw! Liam backpedals himself into the corner, Drastik follows swiftly with a right hand but Liam quickly dodges and pushes Drastik into the turnbuckle! Liam cocks his hand back and fires it right at Drastik, he loads up a second time and fires it once again, a straight shot to the face of the challenger! Liam now pulls Drastik by the arm and brings him into the center of the ring… HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX, BOUNCING HIM OFF THE ROPES FIRST AND CONNECTING!! DRASTIK DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS AND NOW LIAM HEADS OUT OF THE RING!!
Stew: I almost feel as if Liam is on a personal mission, much like last month Liam needed to prove to the world he was a legitimate World Champion, I feel as if tonight he once again needs to prove it. All the talk heading into the match was about Drastik… many completely ignoring the fact Liam was champion. He lifts up the ring apron, sifting through the objects underneath the ring… HE PULLS OUT A BARBED WIRE 2X4… BUT LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE CATAPULTS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES, SUICIDE DIVE!!… NO!! OH MY GOD!! LIAM TOOK A SWING WITH THE WEAPON AND IT CAUGHT DRASTIK RIGHT IN THE RIBS!!
HYC: Drastik knocked out of the air hits the floor, the barbed wire stuck into the skin of Drastik as Liam digs and rips it out! Drastik rolling away from the champion, trying to gain some distance from him but Liam is following not too far behind with that object! Drastik over near the bottom of the ramp now, Dan Medico looks on a bit worried as Liam raises up the 2×4… HIGH INTO THE AIR AND BRINGS IT DOWN ON DR—NO!! DRASTIK KICKED UP HIS LEG AND HIT LIAM IN THE GUT!! DRASTIK NOW POPS UP TO HIS FEET… CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!! CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER ON THE OUTSIDE… AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH DOING RRS’ SIGNATURE POSE!!… MORE MIND GAMES ON THE PART OF DRASTIK HERE!!
Stew: Drastik smiles at Dan Medico who’s expression now looks relieved, Drastik glances up at the stage and begins dragging Liam up the ramp leaving the barbed wire 2×4 behind! Drastik and Liam now up near the stage… and Drastik looks down! THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR LIAM!! DRASTIK GETS LIAM TO HIS FEET AND KNEES HIM IN THE MID-SECTION… DRASTIK PUTS THE CHAMPION IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH!! AND LOOK!! LOOK CHICO!! HAMMERING LIAM OVER THE BACK WITH A CLOSED FIST… HE’S GOING FOR CHRIS HESSIAN’S HARSH KHARMA!! HE LIFTS HIM UP HIGH INTO THE AIR… HE’S ABOUT TO POWERBOMB LIAM OFF THE STAGE!! BUT NO!! LIAM WITH A FEW SWIFT SHOTS IS RELEASED BY DRASTIK… AND A SUPERKICK!!
HYC: A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW!!… DRASTIK LOSING HIS BALANCE… ON THE VERGE OF DISASTER HERE… AND HE FALLS!! HE DROPS OFF THE STAGE AND DROPS 9 FEET ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!! LIAM DROPS TO HIS KNEES SMILING… NOW ALL LIAM HAS TO DO IS GET DRASTIK BACK INTO THE RING… DAN MEDICO CHARGING UP THE RAMP BUT LIAM LOADS UP WITH A RIGHT HAND AND DAN BACKS AWAY!! Liam hops off the stage, onto the floor, dragging Drastik to his feet… BUT WHAT THE HELL?!? DAN MEDICO JUST JUMPED OFF THE STAGE ONTO LIAM, SACRIFICING HIMSELF THERE BUT IT WORKED AS LIAM FLEW RIGHT INTO THE UN-PROTECTED BARRICADE!!
Stew: Dan Medico back to his feet now is trying to get Drastik responsive… Drastik to his feet, still visibly out of it, Dan shaking him, Liam still down and finally it looks like Drastik is coming to! He gets Liam back to his feet and carries him all the way to the ring, he rolls him in and quickly follows… NOW HOOKING THE LEG, FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH, DO WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!!… LIAM ESCAPES IT!!
HYC: AND NOW LOOK!! THE CHAMPION ATTEMPTING TO APPLY A CROSSFACE… WAIT NO… A SLEEPER!! LIAM HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED!! THIS MOVE HAS SPELLED DOOM FOR MANY SINCE LIAM STARTED USING IT, WILL DRASTIK NOW SUCCUMB TO IT?! DRASTIK ATTEMPTING TO REACH THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE OUT OF REACH!! DAN MEDICO HOLDING HIS RIBS LOOKS ON IN HORROR AS DRASTIK DESPERATELY TRIES TO DO SOMETHING HERE!! LIAM REARS BACK AND SCREAMS AT THE CHALLENGER TO GIVE UP BUT DRASTIK IS MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET HERE AS HE MANAGES TO MAKE IT TO HIS KNEES!!
Stew: DRASTIK MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO STAND UP AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP WITH HIS ARMS BUT HE COLLAPSES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF LIAM AND HE’S IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE NOW!! DRASTIK EYES THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A DAUNTING TASK TO REACH THEM, HE HAS TO CARRY NOT ONLY HIS WEIGHT, PLUS THE WEIGHT OF THE CHAMPION… AND THAT WILL ONLY ENFORCE MORE PAIN AND STRESS ON HIM!! DRASTIK DIGS INTO THE CANVAS WITH HIS HAND AND LUNGES TOWARDS THE ROPES, GAINING A FOOT OR TWO BUT ONCE AGAIN HE COLLAPSES!! DRASTIK MAY BE FADING HERE!! LIAM PULLS BACK AGAIN, BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE BROUGHT LIKE BACK INTO DRASTIK WHO LEAPS TOWARDS THE ROPES… AND HE GETS THERE!! HE GETS TO THE ROPES AND IS IMMEDIATELY PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY DAN MEDICO!! Dan trying to calm down the body of Drastik which is shaking mightily here! He was floating in and out of consciousness for a few minutes there… HOLD ON!! LOOK AT LIAM!! HE SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES BUT DAN PULLS DRASTIK AWAY AND LIAM HITS RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!!
HYC: DAN EASES DRASTIK DOWN AGAINST THE RING STEPS AND LIFTS UP THE APRON!! C’MON NOW THIS JUST ISN’T RIGHT… IT’S TURNING INTO A HANDICAP MATCH!! BAH GAWD LOOK OUT!! AY DIOS MIOS IT’S A TABLE!! DAN MEDICO HAS PULLED OUT A TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING AND NOW HE SETS IT UP ON THE OUTSIDE!! DRASTIK HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE PICKS UP LIAM… HE ROLLS HIM ONTO THE APRON AND NOW DRASTIK HOPS UP ONTO IT AS WELL… HE LIFTS LIAM TO A VERTICAL BASE… OH MY!! DR DRIVER!! DR DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE, SHADES OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR’S PREDATORY INSTINCT!! DRASTIK AND LIAM BOTH GO THROUGH THE TABLE BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I ASSURE YOU THE CHAMPION GOT THE WORST OF THAT!!
Stew: Drastik rummages through the broken debris of the table, finding Liam Catterson all the way at the bottom! He rolls Liam into the ring… HE PUSHES HIM FURTHER INTO THE CENTER AND NOW SHOOTS THE HALF… HOOKING BOTH LEGS THIS IS IT, WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO!!
HYC: LIAM KICKS OUT!! CONTINUING THE MATCH… HOW IN THE WORLD?! Drastik rolls over onto his stomach, his entire mid-section has turned a bloody red because of that barbed wire used by the champion earlier in the match… and speaking of blood it looks as if some of the table has pierced Liam as blood begins to pour from the head! Drastik crawls over to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet… now eyeing the turnbuckle, Drastik as we’ve seen in weeks past KNOWS how to fly… and I think that may be what he wants to do here! He wants to end this… he wants to leave as the Answers World Champion!
Stew: He heads out onto the apron and slowly ascends to the top… Liam still down, Drastik only climbing up about six feet but it must feel about sixty to him! HE REACHES THE TOP AND TURNS HIS BACK TOWARDS THE RING… HE SETS HIMSELF AND LEAPS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT… AND IT CONNECTS!! WAIT NO!! LIAM MAY HAVE ROLLED TO ESCAPE COMPLETE IMPACT BUT IT STILL LOOKS AS IF DRASTIK GOT SOME OF IT!! BOTH MEN DOWN HERE… A CRUCIAL, CRUCIAL STAGE IN THE MATCH! WHOEVER GETS UP FIRST FROM THIS WILL CERTAINLY HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!! LIAM BEGINS TO PULL HIMSELF UP AS DRASTIK STARTS TO STIR… LIAM UP, DRASTIK ONLY TO HIS KNEES AND LIAM COMES CHARGING AT THE CHALLENGER… AND A SHINING WIZARD!! A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DRASTIK!! LIAM PULLS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! DRASTIK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: Liam, rolls into the corner and pulls himself to a seated position, he unwraps the gauze on his wrist to wipe some of the blood off his face… he pulls himself to his feet and charges at Drastik again… HE KICKS OFF HIS CHEST AND LOOKS FOR AN ENZIGURI… BUT OH GOD!! DRASTIK CATCHES HIM!! DRASTIK CATCHES THE CHAMPION AND LOOKS TO POWERBOMB HIM BUT LIAM REVERSES IT!! LIAM REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!! IT TOSSES DRASTIK CLEAR ACROSS THE RING!!… DRASTIK STUMBLES TO HIS FEET AS LIAM DARTS AT HIM… AND THIS TIME THE ENZIGURI CONNECTS!! RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!! DRASTIK COLLAPSES!! A NEW FIRE HAS BEEN IGNITED UNDER LIAM, HE’S GOTTEN HIS SECOND WIND!!… HE DROPS INTO THE PIN… IS THIS IT?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! NO!! DRASTIK, KICKS OUT!!
Stew: DRASTIK KICKS OUT AGAIN, LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE HEART THAT HE’S SHOWN TONIGHT!! Dan Medico on the outside breathes a sigh of relief as Liam crawls to the ropes to pull himself up… it would seem that whatever fire was lit under Liam has quickly died out! He looks SPENT and EXHAUSTED, barely even able to pull himself up! Drastik stirring as well, pulling himself up…Liam meets Drastik and goes for a right hand… BUT IT’S BLOCKED AND DRASTIK FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM!! NOW HE GRABS THE HEAD OF LIAM CATTERSON… RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE… LUX!! BUT NO!! LIAM LANDS ON HIS FEET HE SPINS DRASTIK AROUND AND LANDS A TOE KICK TO THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS OF DRASTIK!!… HE PULLS HIM IN AND HOOKS THE ARMS… THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! THE CATTERSON IMPACT CONNECTS!!
HYC: LIAM ONCE AGAIN CRAWLS INTO THE PIN… THIS IS IT!! LIAM’S GOING TO RETAIN THE TITLE!!
Stew: WHAT THE HELL?! THE REFEREE WON’T GO DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?!?! LIAM HAS THIS WON, LIAM HAS THE MATCH WON! HE STANDS UP AND GETS INTO THE FACE OF THE REFEREE… BUT THE REF PUSHES HIM BACK… RIGHT INTO A ROLL-UP BY DRASTIK!!… BUT LIAM POPS OUT OF IT!! BOTH MEN BACK TO THEIR FEET, I STILL CAN’T FIGURE ANY OF THIS OUT!! DRASTIK GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT IT’S DUCKED AND NOW LIAM WHIPS DRASTIK INTO THE CORNER!!… HE COMES CHARGING… BUT DRASTIK EVADES THE ATTACK BY SWINGING HIS BODY THROUGH THE ROPES!! LIAM HITS HARD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE… AND NOW LOOK AT DRASTIK, HE THRUSTS HIS LEG UP AND SENDS A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE HEAD OF LIAM!!… HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AND NOW DRASTIK FROM THE OUTSIDE USING THE ROPES TO SPRINGBOARD UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE… AND WHAT IN THE WORLD?! THE STIGMATA??!?!! YES!! STIGMATA!! DRASTIK GOT IT!! HE CONNECTS!! NOW WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Sail’ hits as the referee quickly exits the ring and hands Drastik the Answers World Championship, Dan Medico brings Drastik up to his feet as the referee places the championship onto Drastik’s shoulder )
Ring Announcer: Your winner…. AND THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… DRRRRRRASSSSSTTTIIKKKKKK!!
( Drastik gingerly climbs to the top rope and raises the Answers World Championship high into the air as he is met with a VERY loud mixed reaction )
Stew: I don’t understand ANY of this! Liam had the match won, he was about to retain the championship… but the referee wouldn’t count the pin!
HYC: WE WERE SCREWED, STEW! We were played since the opening bell, Drastik, Dan, the referee, possibly even more were all in on it! They made SURE that Drastik would walk out of Midsummer Massacre as the Answers World Champion!
Stew: And what about that Stigmata?
HYC: I HONESTLY don’t know what to think!
( Drastik is shown heading to the back being helped by Dan Medico )
Stew: Folks… join us next Sunday on Dynasty as we HOPE to get some answers.
( The camera fades to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )