(EAW Intro plays )
(Highlights of Midsummer Massacre 2008 are played)
Voice Over: After over 2 years of hiatus… it has returned…
Voice Over: This event has been known to shorten careers, permanently injure the strongest of beings… and push previously sane men and women… over the edge.
Voice Over: In just over 2 years.. We’ve seen men transform into stars
(Mister K is shown winning the Interwire Championship at Midsummer Massacre 2008)
Voice Over: We’ve seen second comings, and new roads of domination
(HRDO and CM Ronn are shown brawling in the ring)
(CM Ronn and Lethal Consequences are shown uniting for the first time)
Voice Over: We’ve seen the entire face of EAW transform completely…
(Mr. DEDEDE is shown pinning Masters to become Undisputed Hardcore Champion)
Voice Over: The Massacre… is truly back… In a new time, and a new shade of light.. But nothing has changed… There will be blood, there will be action, there will be violence… This will once again become the BIGGEST BLOODBATH OF THE SUMMER… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MID-SUMMER-MASSACREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Camera fades into the arena and Won’t Back Down by Eminem blasts throughout the arena… A huge display of bright red fireworks explode on the stage, down the ramp and out of the turnbuckle posts, the crowd erupts into cheers and the camera fades to the commentators)
Deadprez: WELCOME TO THE RETURN OF THE BIGGEST BLOODBATH OF THE SUMMER!! IT’S MIDSUMMER MASSACRE BACK IN EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING!! I’m truly PSYCHED, and so is this crowd!! Midsummer Massacre has RETURNED to the American Airlines Arena.. and the people here… they literally have been standing and cheering for the last hour or so as we were counting down to the start time! And here we are! Tonight’s gonna be an epic display of everything EAW stands for… You get all of the extreme, the action and all of the violence.. what a night, man… I’m Deadprez, alongside my partner, ETR.. and we’re here with our Dynasty comrades as well!
(Camera cuts over to Stew-O and HYC)
ETR: This really is a huge night… not just because of the return of this mega FPV.. But because of the matches that we’re gonna see! Look at the rundown of action we have to look forward to tonight! I already know I’m gonna be on the edge of my seat throughout the night.. and even after it’s over, just to reflect on what went down..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for Two Falls!.. the first is for the National Extreme Championship! And the second, is for the Cash in the Vault Briefcase!!
( SG2’s music plays as the crowd boos during his entrance )
Announcer: Making his way to the ring first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 234 pooouunds…. S!!!! G!!!! TWOOO!!!!!!
DP: SG2 is one of EAW’s brightest prospects for the future, there’s no doubt about it.. but tonight just may be tonight that he stops being a thing of the future, and starts being a thing of the present..
( RRS’s music plays and he receives a mixed reaction as he walks to the ring )
Announcer: And approaching the ring, from Oakland, California, weighing 225 pooounds.. R!!!!!! R!!!!!! S!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: RRS has looked impressive since making his return to in-ring action in EAW, but this is the night where we’ll truly see what he’s made of.. his return to Free-Per-View. And there’s a lot that he could win today, the stakes are — WAIT A MINUTE!! THERE’S HAWK! HURRICANE HAWK CLOCKS RRS OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CITV BRIEFCASE DURING HIS ENTRANCE!!!
DP: Hawk ran out behind RRS and took a cheap shot at him! Before the match even begun, come on, that’s not fair! But RRS falls against the Crowd Barricade, and look at this! Hawk takes his Briefcase and his National Extreme title belt, and smashes them into each side of RRS’s head! Sandwiching his head between each of the prizes that are up for grabs in this matchup! Now Hawk sets his Briefcase and his title belt down on the floor, and aims some fast punches at RRS! He hooks his arm, and Hawk picks RRS up! HAWK DOES A SNAP SUPLEX ON RRS ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!! DRIVING RRS’S BACK INTO THE METAL RAMP!!
ETR: Hawk gets up, and approaches the — Wait! SG2 LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES FROM THE RING AND DOES A CROSS-BODY ON HAWK!!! TAKING HAWK DOWN!! They need to get into the ring so the match can commence, as the Ref approaches them to tell them to get in the ring. . SG2 slides back into the ring, but both RRS and Hawk are down! Now RRS is getting up, he enters the ring, and goes to punch SG2! But SG2 blocks it and knees him in the gut, SG2 whips RRS across the ring, and as RRS runs back at him SG2 does an Enziguiri Kick to the side of RRS’s head! RRS falls to the mat, SG2 does a Springboard Moonsault on him! But RRS puts his knees up to block it! RRS gets up and does a Neckbreaker on SG2! And he covers! But the match hasn’t started because Hawk’s still down on the outside, the ref doesn’t count the pin, and rightfully so! RRS stands up and has a word with the referee, who explains — WATCH YOUR BACK RRS!! HAWK IS IN THE RING AND HE SMACKS RRS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BRIEFCASE!!! RRS falls to the mat, as Hawk hands his title belt and Briefcase to the referee, who signals for the Bell! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) … SG2 gets up to his feet… Hawk hits him with a big Uppercut, and follows through with a Standing Drop-Kick, and SG2 gets knocked against the ropes…. but RRS is back up and he goes to attack Hawk from behind!!.. BUT HAWK HITS THE LEGACY CUTTER ON RRS FROM NOTHING!!! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF RRS!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… 2!!!!!!!!!!..… BUT SG2 BREAKS UP THE PIN!! Just in time!
DP: SG2 stomps on Hawk, picking him up and hitting some loud Slaps across the chest! And now SG2 does a Sitout Jawbreaker, as Hawk stumbles backwards… AND RRS IS THERE FROM BEHIND TO DO A SCHOOLBOY ROLL-UP ON HAWK!! 1…..……. 2..…… BUT SG2 BREAKS UP ANOTHER PIN!! RRS isn’t too happy with SG2 after he broke up that pin.. He coulda had himself the National Extreme Championship! RRS grabs SG2 and leads him over toward the corner… he takes SG2 by the back of his neck… AND BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SG2 is woozy.. on wobbly legs as RRS continues his assault, whipping him off the ropes as SG2 rebounds back, and RRS connects with a BACK BODY DROP!! BUT LOOK!! SG2 LANDED ON TOP OF HURRICANE HAWK WHO WAS DOWN ON THE RING! THAT’S A PIN!
ONE!!!.. TWO!!!… But Hawk kicks out!
Deadprez: RRS lifts SG2 off of Hurricane Hawk and connects a series of Backhand Chops on the talented rising star… he sends SG2 into the corner, and RRS charges in for… SG2 jumps up to the top rope before RRS can get him with the Turnbuckle Spear!!! RRS collides SHOULDER FIRST into the hard, steel turnbuckle pole.. and SG2 leaps off the top rope!! SUNSET FLIP PIN FROM RRS!! HERE’S ANOTHER COUNT!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Hurricane Hawk is up as he hits a knee drop to the back of SG2’s skull to break the pin!
ETR: Hawk exits the ring, as he pulls SG2 out with him by the foot and he’s unleashing a series of right hands to him on the outside as RRS is laid out inside of the ring! SG2 blocks one of Hawks’ rabid punches, and SG2 SHOVES HAWK INTO THE BARRICADE WALL!! Hawk is holding the back of his head.. he slammed hard into that wall.. Hawk is struggling to get to his feet… and SG2 lifts him up, and rolls him under the bottom rope, back into the ring… He hooks the leg of Hawk in the ring, hoping he’s still rattled from that shot into the barricade!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But another kickout!
Deadprez: A series of unsuccessful pin attempts here in the middle of our opening contest… SG2 connects with a few knee drops on Hawk.. perhaps a little mockery there with that being on of Hawk’s calling cards.. RRS rolls out of the ring as SG2 is hitting rights and lefts on a woozy Hurricane Hawk! He hits a sharp right hand that drops Hawk to one knee.. and SG2 goes off the ropes!! BUT RRS GRABS HIS LEG FROM THE OUTSIDE AND PULLS HIM OUT WITH HIM! RRS SHOVES SG2 INTO THE EDGE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!!
ETR: RRS takes down Hawk with a clothesline, and looks to capitalize on the opportunity while SG2 lays on the outside! Hawk rises to his feet.. and RRS brings him in, downs him with an Over-the-Shoulder Neck snap! Now he brings HH into a chinlock as he’s in a seated position on the canvas! But Hawk is fighting his way back up to his feet… he hammers an elbow into RRS’ gut.. and gets to one knee! He rises a bit more as he’s back up in a standing position, but RRS won’t let go of the headlock! He hammers a few more elbows and RRS breaks the hold!! BOTH RRs and Hawk head off the ropes… and HURRICANE HAWK TAKES RRS DOWN WITH A STIFF DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!
Deadprez: RRS gets up quickly.. and HH TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN!! This is where Hawk THRIVES… When he smells blood in the water.. He knows when to attack, where to attack, he’s on his GAME!! This is where he starts to get scary as RRS once again rises back up to his feet.. and charges at Hawk, swinging a clothesline at him!! But Hawk ducks and hits the ropes! SCOOP SLAM!!! SCOOP SLAM FROM HURRICANE HAWK AS HE HOOKS THE LEG OF RRS IN THE RING!! NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION TO RETAIN RIGHT HERE?!
ONE!!!.. TWO!!!… But a KICKOUT!!
ETR: Now look at the nasty eyes of Hurricane Hawk.. he’s visibly frustrated he couldn’t get that fall! RRS rolls under the bottom rope and tries to get to his feet on the ring apron… Hawk follows him, and grabs him from the inside.. He pulls him into a front headlock, and he’s trying to pull him through the ropes so he can hit the vintage Rope-Hung DDT!! BUT SG2 IS BACK IN THE RING!! HAWK TURNS AWAY FROM RRS, AND HE TAKES DOWN SG2 WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! THERE’S NO FOOLING THIS GUY MAN!! SG2 gets up quickly, and Hawk puts him right back in his place with a clothesline!!! That won’t keep him down either though!!
Deadprez: SG2 gets up once more! And he swings a right hand at Hawk! Hawk ducks it, and brings SG2 in… INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!! ANOTHER SIGNATURE FROM HAWK!!! HE’S DOMINATING NOW!! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF SG2 AFTER THAT BACKBREAKER! HERE’S THE COUNT!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!… BUT YET ANOTHER KICKOUT!!
ETR: Hawk gets up again.. as he sees RRS trying to get up on the apron! He pulls him into his grasp.. and once again, he’s going for that Rope-Hung DDT!! He PULLS RRS through the ropes… BUT RRS HOPS DOWN OFF THE ROPES, AND TAKES HAWK DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! RRS HAS HAWKS LEGS.. AND HE’S GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN!! RRS HAS THAT SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN TIGHT!! HAWK IS IN SOME SERIOUS DANGER HERE!! Hawk is reaching.. CLAWING for the ropes but RRS just keeps yanking that hold tighter and tighter!!
Deadprez: BUT IT’S SG2!!! SG2 HITS A KICK TO THE FACE OF RRS!! RRS FALLS OFF OF HAWK.. AND SG2 BRINGS HIM IN FOR THE MOONLIGHT DRIVE!!! NO!!! RRS PUSHES SG2 OFF OF HIM AND GOES OFF THE ROPES!! RRS BOUNCES OFF, AND REBOUNDS BACK, SPEAR!!! SPEARRRRRRRR!!! SPEAR! SPEAR!!! RRS GOT SG2 WITH THE SPEAR AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!!!.. TWO!!!… THREE!!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the first fall… and the NEWWWW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… THE RATED R SHAMAN OFFFF SEXYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
ETR: AND LOOK!! HURRICANE HAWK WAS STANDING RIGHT ABOVE RRS, AS HE PULLS RRS OFF OF SG2, AND HAWK QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN ON SG2 HIMSELF AS HE KNOCKS RRS AWAY!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of the SECOND fall.. and STILLLLLL MISTERRRR CASH IN THE VAULLLTTTTTTTTTT… HURRICANEEEEEEEE HAWKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: RRS got the win of the first fall with that thunderous spear… and Hawk was waiting for him to get the pin, and was able to push him away and get the second fall! RRS comes away with the National Extreme Championship, but Hawk escapes with something perhaps more valuable… the Cash in the Vault briefcase….
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as RRS is handed the National Extreme Championship and Hawk is handed the Cash in the Vault briefcase… They stare each other down as the camera slowly fades to black)
(Midsummer Massacre 2008 DVD Advertisement)
(Camera fades to the Generation Genesis locker room minutes after Hurricane Hawk returned from his match)
Hurricane Hawk: So… you.. you mean it??
Jaywalker: Yep… im gonna teach you, Hurricane Hawk, how to JAYWALK… You had your big match tonight, you retained your World Title shot so you’re gonna need this tool before you break into the main event.. I’m gonna teach you how to Jaywalk.
Hurricane Hawk: Thats awesome…
Jaywalker: Well time is short… and the only way I can teach you first is to demonstrate… the Genesis has a very busy night tonight, but im sure we can ask somebody…
( Jaywalker turns to CM Bank$, sitting on the Sofa next to LC reading a magazine )
Jaywalker: Hey, Banks… I need someone to be my dummy to jaywalk on so I can teach Hawk… you in?
CM Bank$: Lemme put this simple.. No.
Jaywalker: Understandable… *Jay turns and looks towards Impact, posing infront of the mirror with his World Heavyweight Championship*… ah, Imp… ( Jay and Hawk walk over to Impact )
Y2Impact: Whatsup Jay, ready for tonight?…
Jaywalker: Yeah whatever… listen Imp, I need a dummy to Jaywalk-on, so I can teach Hawk, Mr.CITV, the future of EAW and the Generation Genesis how to Jaywalk for tonights match… so.. are you in for it?
Y2Impact: Wa-Wait… let me get this straight… you want ME, the World Heavyweight Champion, to drop onto my back and let you and Hurricane Hawk stomp all over me? Huh? A couple hours before I go out and defend my World Heavyweight Championship? … As much as I’d like to believe and trust that you arent just doing this to injure the champ, by stomping on me with unnecessary force, I just cant find it in me to do so… So… the answer is no.
Jaywalker: Suit yourself… *Jay looks around and spots Lethal Consequences dozing off on the sofa*… ah, LC…. ( Jay and Hawk walk over to LC )
Lethal Consequences: Uh…. *LC raises his head to see Jay and Hawk standing above him*… oh… Jay… whatsup, chief.
Jaywalker: Well LC,
Hurricane Hawk: LC man, Jay wants to teach me how to Jaywalk, but Impact is defending his world title and Banks is too crabby to do it, so we dont have anyone else to turn to as a testing dummy besides you. So can Jay… kinda…
Lethal Consequences: Well… I mean… I guess…
CM Banks: LC.. are you serious? You’re gonna let Jay and Hawk STOMP on you, when we have a Tag Team Championship Match coming up? Don’t be ridiculous… call me “crabby”, but I don’t feel like having Jay stomp on my body-joints just so he can teach Hawk a little trick…
Jaywalker: Well whoelse are we gonna turn to?
Y2Impact: Beats me… *A knock on the door is heard*… whos that?… ( Impact opens the lockeroom door as Max A. Million walks into the door with a microphone )
Max A. Million: Sorry to bother you, Imp… but I just had afew questions for you and the Genesis gang, being that you guys have quite a busy night in store…
Y2Impact: Yeah yeah yeah okay, but listen, Max… before you bombard us with Questions.. *Imp puts his arm around Max and leads him into the lockerroom*… Jay and Hawk over here have abit of a favor to ask of you..
Max A. Million: Oh… well.. sure! I wasn’t expecting hospitality from the Generation Genesis…
Jaywalker: Yeah well… we’re just unpredictable like that…
( Impact closes the Genesis door, leaving the cameraman outside of the lockerroom door ) …
( Matt Ryder and Regulator are seen walking in the hallway, but walk by the Genesis door as they can hear cries of pain from Max A. Million as he’s being stomped on )
Matt Ryder: Is that… the Genesis?
Regulator: I believe so..
Matt Ryder: Well what do you think is going on?..
Regulator: Don’t worry about them… the Genesis are just having their little “happy hour” with the
Gay Porn. I guess that’s their pre-match ritual.. Lets let them do what they do best, aka assramming eachother, while WE what we do best, and prepare for yet another Tag Team Title defense…
Matt Ryder: Sounds like a plan… Let’s get out there…
( Matt and Reg walk off as the Camera fades back to the arena )
Ring Announcer: The following TAG TEAM contest is set for one fall! And it will be contested for the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
(RC Inc.’s Music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 442 pounds.. the team of MATT RYDER.. and REGULATOR… They are the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. R-C.. INNNNNNNCCCCCCCCC!!!!
Deadprez: We’re back here at ringside bringing you the sights and sounds of Midsummer Massacre… And we’re ready to roll with tonight’s second match, the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship!! RC Inc. is in the ring.. who are facing Lethal Consequences and CM Banks, who are serving as replacements for StarrStan and Y2Impact due to the issues between them and Jaywalker… But we’ll get to that later with our World Heavyweight Championship Match being the main event… It should be a good one.
(Generation Genesis’ music hits as Lethal Consequences comes out)
Ring Announcer: And secondly, the challengers… at a combined weight of 465 pounds.. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND—
ETR: Wait a moment.. Where’s CM Banks?… He’s not out here with LC.. And LC doesn’t seem to know what’s going on either! LC’s speaking with the ring announcer… And RC Inc. are waiting on the other side of the ring to get this thing started, and CM Banks isn’t here!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Well there’s the opening bell.. and I guess CM Banks isn’t gonna be involved in this match! I’m not sure why, and I know none of us are.. But what in the world could be keeping CM Banks from coming out here tonight?! Matt Ryder and Regulator are double teaming LC in the ring.. beating him down and he has NO PARTNER to help him out!! Matt Ryder lifts Lethal Consequences to his feet.. and Regulator grabs LC, sending him off the ropes and LC bounces back… RIGHT INTO REGULATOR’S ARMS!!
ETR: SPINEBUSTER!! SPINNING SPINEBUSTER FROM REG!! And now Matt leaps into the air… and drops a legdrop over LC!! Matt Ryderpositions himself over Lethal Consequences and unleashes repeated punches to his face… as Reg exits the ring and he grabs a STEEL CHAIR FROM RINGSIDE!! What’s he gonna do with that?! He slides it into the ring and Matt leaves LC as he heads up to the top rope!! Regulator is holding that Steel Chair over LC as Matt LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! BIG SPLASH!! A BIG SPLASH FROM MATT RYDER ONTO LC AS REG HELD THE STEEL CHAIR ON TOP OF HIM!
Deadprez: LC tries to roll away to the ropes… but Matt grabs him.. and lifts him to his feet as Reg kicks LC in the gut.. and brings him into his grasp!! Matt positions the steel chair strategically.. AND… LETHAL INJECTION!!! LETHAL INJECTION FROM REGULATOR ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR AND LC HAS GOT TO BE OUT OF IT!! THANKS TO HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER NO-SHOWING, LC GOT DOMINATED IN A 2 ON 1 MAULING!! REG HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winners of this match.. and STILL.. the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… R-C.. INCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!
ETR: Wow, man… I can’t believe Banks didn’t show up for his match! He just left LC out here to fend for himself against not one, but TWO of the most athletic, and skilled extremists EAW has!!
Deadprez: I’m gonna see if I can contact someone and figure out what’s going on here… But until then, it’s anyone’s guess why Banks no-showed…
(Camera fades backstage, showing Vic Vendetta laid out backstage with blood coming from his mouth)
Paramedic: What the?!
(Paramedic runs over to Vic, and checks to see if he’s breathing)
Paramedic: HELP!! WE NEED SOME MORE HELP HERE!! UGH.. DAMN!
(Other paramedics and EMTs rush to the scene as they help out Vic)
(Pain For Pride DVD Advertisement)
(Clips of Carlos being named Showdown General Manager at the Draft are played)
(Clips of Carlos noticing HRDO’s extreme tactics at ringside on Showdown)
(Video Package highlighting the feud between Carlos, HBB and HRDO plays before camera fades back to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest… is a DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH that is scheduled for one fall! And it will be contested for the INTERBRANDED CHAMPIONNNSHIPPPP… If HRDO is disqualified, he will lose his championship regardless!
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits as he comes out with Carlos following behind him)
Ring Announcer: Entering first is the challenger from San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 220 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Showdown General Manager, Carlos… THE HEARRRTTT BREAKKKKKKKKKKK BOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: Welcome back to ringside folks, this match that’s forthcoming here is one that has had my extreme interest since the moment it was announced. Carlos came in on Showdown and immediately wanted to do away with EAW’s traditional way of “Extreme Rules” and picked HRDO as his scapegoat. He brought in the Heart Break Boy as his golden boy, a man who he believes to be the best wrestler in the WORLD and a man who doesn’t have to resort to weapons to win his matches, which he believes HRDO does.
(An explosion erupts on the stage and the lights glow a rich red as HRDO’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly, from Orlando, Florida.. weighing in at 290 pounds, he is the INTERBRANDED CHAMPIONNNNNNNN… H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: This guy right here has been using his brutal and dominant way of fighting in this company for years.. I’ve had the misfortunate of being in the ring with him before, and I know it’ll be troublesome for HBB, weapons or not. This guy knows what he’s doing. I’m wondering if Carlos’ hatred for HRDO will prove dominant over his idea for a traditional, clean wrestling match… Who knows…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: The bell rings and this Interbrand Championship match is underway as the Heart Break Boy attacks HRDO immediately with repeated chops to his chest! HRDO puts a quick stop to that, as he slaps his hands across the NECK of the Heart Break Boy and TOSSES him into the corner! HRDO goes running in for a Full Body Press, but HBB counters with an elbow and now he’s going back to those chops! HBB sends a kick to HRDO’s midsection and now HBB has HRDO in the corner! HBB is unleashing all sorts of kicks, chops, offensive maneuvers that will slowly chip away at HRDO throughout the match..
ETR: Well that’s all fine but HRDO has the ability to turn a match around with one move.. HBB needs to haul out the heavy artillery with this one as he’s hammering in punches on the cornered HRDO! The referee backs HBB away from HRDO, as they both head toward the center of the ring and lock up! HBB converts the grapple to a standing Armbar, he’s yanking on the arm of HRDO, once again, like you said chipping away at his offensive game. BUT HRDO ISN’T GONNA SIT THERE AND TAKE ANY MORE OF THAT AS HE SLINGS HBB OVER HIS SHOULDER WITH THAT ARM!!
Deadprez: HBB slowly gets up in the corner as HRDO looks on smirking.. He kicks HBB in the midsection as he gets to his feet and delivers a TOUGH right hand that knocks HBB a little off-balance… HBB comes right back with a chop! Now HBB has a kick to HRDO’s gut, and attempts to send him off the ropes, but HRDO counters with a Reverse Irish whip! AND HRDO DROPS HIM WITH A BIG SHOULDER BLOCK! HBB collapses to the canvas, this match has gone back and forth in these opening stages as HBB rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the ringside floor… HRDO is standing right by the ropes, staring at HBB and waiting for him to rise back to his feet…
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!… FOUR!!!…
ETR: There’s that count-out that comes with this Disqualifications match.. HBB circles the ring a bit and gets back into the ring as HRDO is trying to corner him already… HBB strikes back with a kick to HRDO’s gut, and now a punch to the face! HRDO looks dazed, and HBB hits the ropes! Rebounds, AND HRDO DROPS HIM WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! HRDO musta been playing possum on that one, he immediately regained awareness as HBB hit the ropes.. and as HBB gets up, HRDO sends him RIGHT BACK DOWN with a HUGE right handed uppercut!
Deadprez: HBB is back in the process of getting to his feet, something he’s been struggling to do a bit too much for this early in a matchup… HRDO lifts HBB up the rest of the way, and sends him off the ropes! HBB bounces back, and HRDO SWINGS A BIG BOOT— HBB slides under it! HBB springs to his feet and brings HRDO into a Waist Lock, perhaps going for a suplex! HRDO nips that one in the bud as he immediately hammers a back elbow into HBB’s face! HRDO hits the ropes as HBB lays on the canvas… And HRDO LEAPS into the air looking for a legdrop…. No! HBB rolls out of danger and gets to his feet as HRDO got nothing with that attempted legdrop!
ETR: HRDO is on his knees, and HBB goes for a kick to his FACE!! But HRDO catches it!! Wait, HBB SWINGS his free leg into the side of HRDO’s skull, NICE Enzuigiri from the Heart Break Boy! HRDO is on the canvas now, as HBB grabs hold of the man’s legs… AND THE HEART BREAK BOY IS LOOKING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!! He’s almost got it as he has HRDO’s legs tied up… But HRDO kicks HBB away!! HRDO rises to his feet, as HBB tries to lock his arm behind his back… But HRDO swings HBB right down to the mat!
Deadprez: HBB gets up quickly… ANOTHER Uppercut from HRDO and it drops HBB right back down! HRDO grabs HBB by the hair, and yanks him back up to his feet as he pulls him into the corner.. and BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HBB is woozy, but he swings a chop at HRDO, trying to fight through it as HRDO fires a right hand back at HBB that drops him to one knee! HBB quickly rises back up, and fires in another Knife Edged Chop! HRDO goes back to the right hand, and now pulls HBB up and SENDS HIS SKULL BACK INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE AGAIN!
ETR: What a shot! HRDO brings HBB in, and he sends him into the opposite corner as HBB collides with the turnbuckles! HRDO charges in, looking for a big turnbuckle clothesline! But HBB swings his legs into the air and that stops HRDO short, nice counter from the Heart Break Boy as that kick got HRDO pretty good! HBB grabs HRDO’s head and GIVES HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! HEAD SHOT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! HRDO stumbles back toward the middle of the ring as HBB attempts to send a kick into his gut! HRDO catches the kick, and throws it back down as he lifts HBB up and into his arms!!! HE CHARGES HBB SPINE-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Deadprez: HRDO just bull-charging the Heart Break Boy into those steel turnbuckles.. even with the padding on em, they still hurt for sure as HBB is stumbling back toward HRDO… and HRDO DROPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HRDO exits the ring as the Heart Break Boy is down.. and he reaches in the ring, he’s DRAGGING HBB out toward the apron! HRDO SMASHES HBB’s head into the apron, and now turns him on his back as he delivers a FOREARM TO HIS NECK!! The referee starts that count-out, as HRDO slides back into the ring at 1 and lifts HBB back up to his feet! HRDO brings HBB into his arms.. and DROPS HIM… NECK-FIRST over the top rope!!
ETR: HBB’s NECK just snapped back and that’s something you never wanna see… HRDO’s adding insult to injury now, pressing his boot to the back of HBB’s head and pressing his throat down onto that ring rope, choking him out! HRDO has a 5-count to break that illegal hold!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!… FOUR!!!…
ETR: HRDO uses all the time he could have possibly taken to keep the hold in, otherwise he would have lost his championship due to a disqualification! HRDO keeps his attention on HBB’s neck, as he drops down and presses his KNEE into it now and HBB is trying to roll away! HRDO gets up to his feet and he brings the Heart Break Boy back up with him!
Deadprez: HBB breaks away from HRDO’s grasp! He’s mounting some offense, hammering in those chops and right hands again now! But HRDO brings HBB into a side-headlock, and delivers a BIG KNEE to the gut!! And now a NECKBREAKER!!! Once again going back to the neck of the Heart Break Boy as HRDO drops down and hooks the leg of the challenger!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But a kickout from HBB!!
ETR: HRDO grabs hold of HBB’s head.. and he’s TWISTING IT SIDEWAYS!! Your head isn’t supposed to turn that way! HRDO doesn’t seem to care much at all as he’s TWISTING AND CONTORTING HBB’s head in ways that it should never be in! That devastating Neck vice applied by one of the most powerful men ever to compete in Extreme Answerz Wrestling! HBB counters HRDO with an elbow to his gut! And HRDO releases the hold as HBB rises to his feet trying to mount some offense once again!
Deadprez: HBB attempts to Irish whip HRDO into the corner… but HRDO counters and HBB is the one that’s cornered now! HBB bounces out of the corner, right into the arms of HRDO as he hoists up the Heart Break Boy… and DROPS HIM WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!! With tremendous authority!! HRDO hooks the leg as Carlos is becoming ENRAGED at ringside here!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… HBB is able to get a shoulder up!
ETR: And HRDO is gonna go back to that Neck-Vice here.. back to twisting HBB’s head and putting pressure onto that neck that he keeps turning his attention to… HRDO releases the hold, and lets HBB get up to his feet… and HRDO sends HBB off the ropes as HBB bounces off, and rebounds back as HRDO PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND HBB SPILLS OVER AND DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Carlos heads over to try and possibly help HBB, but the referee isn’t gonna allow it as HRDO goes back on the attack, after staring down the Showdown GM, Carlos…
Deadprez: HRDO is trying to lift HBB to his feet… but HBB counters as he SHOVES HRDO INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POLE!! Carlos smiles as HBB slides back into the ring.. and HRDO is struggling to remain standing… The referee’s count is at 3 and HRDO is trying to get himself back into the ring!
Referee: FOUR!!!… FIVE!!!… SIX!!!…
ETR: HRDO rolls back into the ring at the count of 6 and HBB is down in the ring, taking some time to recuperate, but now at the sight of HRDO, he’s on his way to his feet.. Only problem with that is, so is HRDO! HRDO CHARGES AT HBB AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! HBB is already heavily fatigued, and that clothesline may have put him over the top! It appears HRDO is thinking the same way as he hooks the leg of the Heart Break Boy in the ring!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… And ANOTHER kickout from HBB!!
Deadprez: HRDO exits the ring as HBB is slowly on his way up to his feet… AND HRDO!! HRDO FLIPS OVER THE RING APRON?!?! WHAT’S HE DOING?! HE CAN’T GET DISQUALIFIED!! HRDO GRABS A LED PIPE FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING!! CARLOS IS ENRAGED! HE’S SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO CALL THE MATCH!! HRDO hasn’t done anything with it yet!! But HRDO is glaring harshly at Carlos… HRDO is heading over to the… the timekeeper now?! HRDO reaches over there.. and HRDO GRABS THE RING BELL!!! HRDO GRABS THAT RING BELL.. AND WHAT THE HELL?! HRDO THROWS THE RING BELL INTO THE CROWD!!! NOW THIS MATCH CAN’T END NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES!! THERE’S NO BELL TO SIGNAL THE END!!
ETR: Carlos is FURIOUS!! HBB exits the ring and heads over toward Carlos as HRDO stares at them with that led pipe in hand!!
Carlos: PROTECT ME FROM THIS MAN, DON’T LET THIS LUNATIC HIT ME WITH THAT THING!!!
(HRDO tosses the led pipe to HBB)
ETR: What’s going on here?! HRDO just tossed his led pipe to HBB?!! AND HBB TAKES THE LED PIPE!! HE SMASHES IT OVER THE SKULL OF CARLOS!! WHAT IS THIS?! HBB IS ASSAULTING CARLOS AS HRDO WATCHES, LAUGHING AS CARLOS IS GETTING BATTERED WITH THAT LED PIPE!
Deadprez: I can’t believe what I’m seeing! Carlos is KNOCKED OUT!! HBB left him UNCONSCIOUS with that Led Pipe as he shakes hands with HRDO.. and HBB and HRDO each go to separate sides of the ring… and THEY’RE TAKING COUNTLESS WEAPONS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING!! SCREW THE DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!! IT LOOKS LIKE HBB AND HRDO HAVE AGREED TO GO THE EAW WAY AND GO EXTREME!! HRDO slides a Barbed Wire Board into the ring… and HBB grabs a Trash Can filled with Kendo Sticks, a Fire Extinguisher and more!
ETR: They slide back into the ring, leaving Carlos laid out at ringside! HBB grabs one of his Kendo Sticks from the Trash Can! AND HE CRACKS THAT THING OVER THE SKULL OF HRDO!!! HRDO stumbles toward the ropes, and HBB is in pursuit as he SWINGS THAT KENDO STICK ONCE AGAIN!! But HRDO ducks under it!! He makes a break for the trash can filled with weapons.. and he pulls out that Fire Extinguisher!! HBB has NO IDEA that HRDO has it in hand, as he turns HRDO around… AND HRDO BASHES THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER OVER THE SKULL OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HE SQUEEZES THE NOZZLE AND HE’S SPRAYING THE CONTENTS OF THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER ALL OVER THE HEART BREAK BOY!!
Deadprez: HBB collapses to the canvas… and HRDO dumps the trash can of weapons out on the ring.. and HRDO picks up something.. rather… small… :O:O:O!!! IT’S A PACK OF MATCHES!!! A PACK OF MATCHES AS HE PULLS THAT BARBED WIRE BOARD INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… HRDO LIGHTS A MATCH AND DROPS IT ON THE BOARD!!! IT’S ON FIRE!! A BARBED WIRE FLAMING BOARD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE GOES TO GRAB HBB!!!
(A team of security guards come running down the ramp and down to the ring as HRDO lifts HBB up)
ETR: What are these guys doing?! I think they’re CARLOS’ personal team of security guards as they’re scolding HBB and HRDO to separate from each other, they swarm the ring and get themselves in between the Heart Break Boy and HRDO, preventing them from continuing with this… this agreement to rebel against Carlos!! One of the guards is speaking with the referee!!… AND THE REFEREE ORDERS THE BELL TO BE RUNG!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Referee heads over to the side of the ring and whispers something in the ear of the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: By order of Showdown GM, Carlos’ Security Team… This match will end in a NO CONTEST!!
Deadprez: A no-contest! After HBB and HRDO attacked Carlos… There was nobody left to moderate the activity going on in the ring, and there was no ring bell for the referee to call a disqualification! The security team swarmed out here.. and they’re declaring this match a No-Contest, which means that neither man wins, and HRDO retains his championship!
ETR: Crazy stuff going on here man… The security guards head over toward Carlos and try helping him to his feet… Other guards escort both HRDO and the Heart Break Boy back up the ramp and backstage…
(EAW Shop Advertisement)
(Camera fades back to Carlos’ office as his security guards help him sit down)
Carlos: Ugh… Alright, thanks, that’s enough from you guys…
(Knocks are heard at the door)
Carlos: Who is it?..
(Vic Vendetta walks into the office using a crutch)
Vic Vendetta: I get attacked.. patched up.. and the first thing they tell me when I wake up is that you want to see me.. so what is it?
Carlos: Oh yes… Mr. Vendetta.. I just wanted to let you know that since you were brutally mauled earlier tonight, I’m going to let you get out of your Interwire Championship match tonight.. You’re in no shape to compete against Viper…
Vic Vendetta: Oh really? Thanks a lot, I really need a night off.
Carlos: Whoa whoa, don’t go jumping to conclusions… You don’t have the night off, silly…
Vic Vendetta: What?:|
(Carlos gets up, limps over to his office door and closes it shut)
Carlos: You listen here… I said you didn’t have to face VIPER… But unless you defend your Interwire Championship tonight against my hand picked opponent for you.. Then your championship will be vacated…
Vic Vendetta: You JUST said I was in no shape to compete, and you’re throwin me out there in the ring? What kind of GM are you, you’re not taking care of your extremists, you’re torturing them!
(Carlos kicks Vic’s crutch out from under his arm)
Carlos: I didn’t ask for you to argue… You better learn to walk without that crutch too… cuz you’re gonna be defending your championship tonight.. against a good friend of mine, SG2…
Vic Vendetta: Ah.. Ugh, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!…
Carlos: Security, can you get this man out of my office now?…
(The security lift Vic up and take him out of the office as the camera fades back into the arena)
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The Following Contest is set for one fall…And it is a HANDICAP MATCH… FOR THE ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Jon Keltons theme hits as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first representing The Alternative X Division… From Toronto Canada, JONNNNNNN KELLTON!!!!
( GCs theme hits as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: And his partner, From Atlanta Georgia… THEE FUTUREE… GEORGEEEE COPEEELANDDD!!!!
( ADVs theme hits as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: And his partner, From England…. DA VINCI CODE… ALEXANDERRRR DA VINCCCCCIIIIIII!!!
( Tysons theme hits as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: And their other partner… From Miami, Florida, TYSONNNNNNN
( SWs theme hits )
Ring Announcer: And his parter, from Cincinatti Ohio, SIBERIANNNN WOLVERINEEEEEE
( Joshs theme hits )
Ring Announcer: And his partner… From Cameron North Carolina, JOSHHH!!!
( JWs theme hits )
Ring Announcer: And his partner… From St. Louis Missouri, JUSTINNNNNNNN WINNDGGGATTTTTEEEEEE
( Kawajais theme hits )
Ring Announcer: And last of their partners… FROM FLEMINGTON NEW JERSEEEY…. KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAIIIIIIIIi!!!!!
Stew: And that’s our EAW Alternative X divison, first member from the alternative x division to score a pinfall, If they do, will be our New… EAW Alternative X Champion!
( Mister Ks theme hits, crowd boos loudly )
( MK comes on stage as the mic drops )
MK: Here we are… Midsummer Massacre… I get to fight these… things. These people who think flying around makes them a great person, a main eventer… well none of you are as good as Mister K…. But First… the intruduction… Introducingggg from LONGGG ISLANDDD NEWWWW YORK…. WEIGHING IN AT 247 POUNDSSSSSSSS, THE MONARCH OF THE MIC… THE ALTERNATIVEEE X CHAMPION…. MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK………
( MK drops mic and goes to the ring )
HYC: And Mister K made an introduction, calling these superstars names like ‘’things’’ but now, he might be the thing losing his title, if he doesn’t play his cards right, lets get it going! (
( Ding Ding Ding )
HYC: MK starts off with Josh… MK holds in the lock up, Josh is struggling to take advantage, but instead MK throws him to the ropes! Kawajai blind tags Josh as Josh runs back to try clotheslining MK!! But MK counters, MIC CHECK!!!!! And Kawajai gets on the top rope… Missledropkick!!! What great teamwork, but it don’t look like they are in as a team, as Kawajai starts punching his forehead! MK pushes him off, as MK gets up and slowly backs into the corner, Kawajai laughs… Kawajai charges, Clothesline!!! But MK moves out of the way, Neckbreaker!!!
Stew: Great job from MK to counter on a quick move, as he gets up and his stomping with feet on Kawajais chest, Brutal! MK gets up and is standing in the corner. He taunts the crowd and they start booing… He is waiting for Kawajai to get up and…. He runs and… Big Boot to Kawajais chest!!! Kawajai falls back In the corner and MK bounces off the rope, full momentum going through him… Body Splash!!! Kawajai falls and tags in SW!!! And MK pulls Kawajai in to him, belly to belly suplex!!!!!! And SW gets on the top rope, but MK beats him and he leaps on the top rope, SHIRANUI KAI!!!!!
HYC: But SW holds himself up, and he knees MK in the gut, and MK is groggy for a near second! SW sets himself up and as he is there, and looks at the crowd cheering… SW leaps forward… SENTON ONTO MK AS THEY BOTH FALL TO THE MAT!!!! SW springs up and runs the ropes!!! Senton Back Drop!!! And SW leaps up and he sees ADV standing on the apron holding a chair! SW pulls MK over by his hair and tags in ADV! ADV reaches in and he getting cheered on… SMACK!!! ADV crashes that chair into MKs back as MK holds it in pain, MK falls back and lands in the corner! ADV runs and jams that chair into MKs gut!!!! He used that as a flying spear to MKs midsection!!
Stew: That must have hurt MK a lot, But MK is trying to fight out of it, Throwing fists at ADV, But ADV is catching them, and answering right back, again! Again! And again! Bah Gawd! ADV whips MK into the ropes, But Tyson grabs MK!!!! MK turns around and swings a fist! Tyson ducks under it though, and hooks him for an STO! But ADV comes running back, and he grabs MK for a german suplex!!! He tags Tyson first,and then… GERMAN SUPLEX-URINAGI!!!!! Tyson gets up and runs the ropes, Dropkick to MKs forehead! And Tyson goes over and tags in SW, He uses some help but.. SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH FROM SW!!! Pin!
But MK kicks out at the two!
HYC: SW gets up and is stomping on MKs mid section! SW is letting the crowd cheer him on, And SW grabs the chair ADV had, and he is smacking it on the mat as if to say ‘’Lets Go!!’’ SW waits for MK to get up and MK gets up and stumbles towards SW, AND SW SWINGS!!! But MK ducks and runs the ropes, Dropkick!!! MK gets up again and starts picking up SW, He pulls SW towards him, clothesline! And MK picks him up one more time and sets him up on the top turnbuckle!!! And MK hooks him for something… He hooks under as the crowd is on their feet, SUPERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: I think SW got a tag to Justin Windgate right then too! And MK gets up and looks to stomp on SW, But JW gets in and… Punch to MKs nose!! MK is starting to bleed a little and he hits a cutter!!! JW gets up and goes over to that chair… he sets it on MKs back of his head… He reaches up to Jon Kelton, who is on the top rope and JW runs the ropes and leaps off the turnbuckle too!!! Double Knee Drop to the back of the chair!!! What great teamwork, as Jon Kelton goes for the pin!
But MK still kicks out with authority!!
HYC: But JW goes over and claws Kelton off! He throws Kelton into the corner as he runs!! Nasty Decapitating clothesline…. And he his a hip toss as Kelton comes back! And Kelton tags in GC!!! GC comes in and goes to JW, Powerful snap kick into the gut and lifts him high up in the air…. BODYSLAM!!!! GC gets up and drags MK over to the corner, Where Kawajai tags himself in and he gets on the top turnbuckle as GC holds MK and… KAWAJAI LEAPS WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON GC!!!! GC rolls out of the ring as Kawajai picks up MK and… Tiger Suplex Holding Pin!!!
Stew: But Josh comes in and breaks the pin, He throws Kawajai into the ropes and a spinning elbow!!!! Josh kicks him in the gut and…. Twist Of Fate!!!! But MK gets up and goes behind Josh… MIC CHECK!!! MK goes for the second time! But Josh spins out and clotheslines Tyson off the apron! And he spins around and kicks MK in the gut!! Twist of Fate!!! But MK Spins out of it, and throws Josh to the ringside area! And MK takes advantage of the legal man as he runs over to Kawajai and goes for the cover!!! But ADV enters and breaks that chance for MK, as he drags Kawajai to the corner, Tag!
HYC: ADV gets in the ring and CHARGES at MK with a HUGE clothesline!! ADV grabs a Kendo stick that GC is handing him and he spins around and SNAPS it on MKs head!!! ADV snaps it over MKs back as it breaks! MK grabs one half and goes to the corner dazed… ADV charges for a bodysplash!!! BUT MK STICKS THE SPLINTERED END OUT!!! It hit HARD on ADVs gut, ADV is dazed as MK gets on the second rope and his pounding ADVs back as MK pulls him into the corner… He hooks his gut and… SUNSET FLIP PIN!!! Count it!! But SW comes springboard with a dropkick on both of them to break!
Stew: SW and ADV start double teaming on MK, as ADV is forgiving I assume, but the throw MK into the corner! And ADV looks to throw SW in with all force he has, BUT WAIT, ADV LOCKS IN THE HEADS AND SHOULDERS ON SW!!!! SW is in a wrenching pain as he is crying out for help! But SW is trying to fight it.. but he fails as ADV throws him wrecklessly out of the ring! And ADV goes towards MK in the corner… But MK kicks him in the gut and DEAD LEVEL DDT!!! ADV crashes to the mat as MK gets up and clears Tyson, GC, Kawajai all from the apron, and goes for the pin!
HYC: ADV kicks out with all of his heart, great showing here tonight!! GC is trying to get back on the apron as ADV runs the ropes! Blind Tag!!! ADV goes towards MK but MK ducks the clothesline attempt and… MIC CHECK!!! And GC gets in and is standing face to face with MK… But what the hell! Its Killswitch walking down the ramp as GC grabs the chair as he might have to deal with double action tonight… Killswitch enters the ring and is staring the three men… The Crowd is on their feet now… GC SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO MKS HEAD!! KILLSWITCH WITH THE MURDER IN VAIN!!! And GC drops to his knees and covers MK… this is not how I expected it to go…
( Ding Ding Ding )
( GCs theme hits as Killswitch raises his arm in honor )
Ring Announcer: Your Winner.. AND NEW ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPION… GEORGEEEEEE COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELANDDDD!!!!
Stew: What a greatly contested match here at Midsummer Massacre, I thought MK would have not standed a chance, but hell! I saw it with my own eyes, as MK had almost defeated every man in the ring here tonight, Great job to the cham—Former Champion… and current Champion tonight.
(Camera fades backstage to Flashback standing with Jaywalker)
Flashback: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you’re enjoying the show thus far.. I’m standing here with the man who will be challenging Y2Impact and StarrStan tonight in a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship… And last week on Showdown, we all heard him.. he announced that if he’s not able to win this match, then he’s gone.. He’s retiring from EAW… Now Jay.. what made you put such an ultimatum on yourself?…
Jaywalker: I’m really getting sick of talking about this… I just can’t stand it anymore.. The decisions Impact is making, the way he’s “leading” the Generation Genesis… That HUGE breach of security HE allowed when he let Starr in against my wishes.. against my orders.. If I can’t beat those two, then I have absolutely no will to stay in EAW with them running the show.. Gimme a break.
Flashback: These problems between you and Starr, and Impact got started all the way back at Grand Rampage.. Is it safe to say that this rivalry has grown and reached its boiling point? Is it at the highest tension now?
Jaywalker: I wouldn’t really say that, cuz I can’t speak for those other two guys, nor do I really wish to.. But for me, I’m just done.. I don’t wanna be around either one of em, I wanna fight, I wanna PROVE that I’m right yet again like I did at Pain For Pride 3… and get this over with.. hopefully…
Flashback: I understand… so let’s just say that you’re not able to win this match.. and you go into your retirement.. What are your plans for your post-career?
(An angry expression takes over Jaywalker’s face as he shoves Flashback into a wall, and walks away muttering to himself)
(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL…will be contested under EXTREME RULEZ…and is for the INTERWIREEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
(SG2’s theme plays…crowd boos)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, first…from Atlanta, Georgia…weighing in at 234 lbs…he is…THE CHALLENGER….S!!!!!!! G!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Vic’s theme plays…crowd has mixed reaction as Vic limps out)
Announcer: And his opponent…from Orlando, Florida…weighing in at 230 lbs…he is….THE EAW INTERWIREEEEEEEEE CHAMPIONNNNNN…..VIC….VENNNNNNNDETTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
HYC: Now this is just the epitome of an UNFAIR matchup, STEW! SG2 is red-hot and ready for this matchup but Vic Vendetta is obviously hurting from his attack earlier tonight! He’s being forced to participate in this title match right now!
STEW: Vic is up on his feet but doesn’t seem like he’s having an easy go here as SG2 goes over and uses two hands to shove him against the ropes as he backs away and smirks….Vic tries to come back but is pushed away again…
HYC: And now SG2 kicks him in the gut and Vic hunches over as SG2 lifts him up in a suplex position but drops him groin-first on the top turnbuckle…now he backs away and jumps up to hit a THUNDEROUS kick to the side of the head!
STEW: And now Vic falls to the outside after that decapitating kick to the side of the head as SG2 hops over the top rope and goes to the apron as Vic gets to his hands and knees but look at SG2!
HYC: He connects the legdrop bulldog from the apron to the floor and now Vic’s head is dealing with even more trauma! SG2 rolls over and has not even broken a SWEAT, ladies and gentlemen! But this fight DEFINITELY is NOT fair.
STEW: SG2 picks Vic up by his head and now puts him in a bear hug as he CHARGES HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! THE SPINE OF VIC VENDETTA HAS BEEN SMASHED into that ringpost! And he’s holding his spine as SG2 rolls him into the ring.
HYC: SG2 goes under the ring now as he pulls out a steel chair and slides it into the ring…as if he doesn’t already have control of this one, STEW! Vic hasn’t even connected a move yet and SG2 is going to bring a steel chair into this?
STEW: Vic is propped up in the corner and SG2 places the chair right up against his face as SG2 backs away in the opposite corner…he’s contemplating what he’s going to do but now charges at his opponent!
HYC: And he sends that VERY low dropkick to the steel chair smashing into Vic Vendetta’s head and torso! Vic isn’t even moving at this point! He took ALL of that impact from the steel chair and SG2’s momentum!
STEW: And SG2 could easily just drag Vic Vendetta out to the middle of the ring to pin him here and win the Interwire Championship! He stands up and grabs Vic Vendetta by the ankle as he drags him to the center of the ring and drops down to pin!
HYC: But he doesn’t lay over him for the pinfall attempt….he stands back up and is climbing up the turnbuckle…a lot is on the line here! SG2 is risking the victory for this move from the top rope!
STEW: He stands up above his opponent and looks down at him as he connects A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT CONNECTS! AND HERE’S THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(SG2’s theme plays…crowd boos as the referee hands him the Interwire Championship)
Announcer: Here is your winner…and the NEWWWWWWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNN…..S!!!!! G!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: I can’t exactly call this one a hard-fought victory…but in the end, we have a new Interwire Champion and another case for the guys at the nearest hospital to solve…I hope SG2 is proud of himself here tonight…
STEW: This is suspicious.. Earlier, Vic was found brutally beaten, and just before, Carlos put him in this match and SG2 wins the championship from him… I really gotta keep my eye on Carlos a little better now..
(Recap of the events involving the EAW Championship from Grand Rampage plays)
(Video Package covering the feud between Kevin Devastation, Cyclone and Extreme Enigma, along with Robbie V is played)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: The following contest, is a 4-way Elimination Match!!! And it is foooor.. the E!!!!! A!!!!! W!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAAAMPIONSHIP!!!!
ETR: Here we are, ladies and gentlemen! We’ve finally arrived at the big moment, where four of Dynasty’s elite Extremists will battle it out for the biggest prize in the land! The EAW Championship!
( Robbie V’s music plays as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction and he walks to the ring )
Announcer: Introducing the challengers, First! From Las Vegas, Nevada.. weighing in at 237 POOOUUNDSSSS…. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIE!!!! VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: And here’s the first of the challengers, the man who had a guaranteed title shot due to winning the King of Extreme! But he didn’t make that opportunity count, because he was screwed out of it inexplicably! But Robbie didn’t back down and he’s clawed himself back into the EAW title picture…
( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as the crowd boos heavily and he walks straight out to the ring with a serious and unchanging expression on his face )
Announcer: And the next challenger! From Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 226 poooooundsss!!!! THE EXTREEEMEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
HYC: And this is the man that cost Robbie his chance! And although we’ll never be exactly sure of why he did it, he’s gonna get his chance at reclaiming the title he’s already held twice!
( Kevin Devastation’s music plays and the crowd boos him as he makes his signature entrance )
Announcer: And the final challenger! From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 295 POUNDS! And standing at SEVEN FEET TALL!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIN….. DEVAAAAAAAAASTATIOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: For months and months, Kevin Devastation’s been a man on a mission! With his goal simply to becoming the King of Dynasty! The Champion of all Champions! The EAW Champion! He nearly got there at Pain For Pride, but he came up short! And he KNOWS this just may his last chance!
HYC: And there’s only man left to make his appearance.. all 3 challengers are staring at the entrance ramp, waiting for…..
( Cyclone’s music hits and the crowd goes wild as he comes out to the ring holding his title up in the air )
Announcer: And approaching the ring!! From Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 220 POOOOOOUUNDSS!! HE IS THE E!!!!!!! A!!!!!!! W!!!!!! CHAAAAMPIOOOON!!!!! CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!!!
ETR: Cyclone’s dream came true at Pain For Pride, his cinderella story was accomplished, when he became the youngest EAW Champion in HISTORY! But he knows that he’s gonna have to defend it with all his determination, or his cinderella story will be brought to an abrupt halt!
( Cyclone steps into the ring, as he holds up his Championship showing his 3 challengers, before kissing the belt and handing it to the ref )
HYC: Cyclone will be hoping that ISN’T.. a kiss goodbye…
( The ref holds the title in the air before handing it to a match official outside the ring and signals for the bell )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: WE’RE UNDER WAY HERE! AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE! And all 4 men stare down with intensity in their eyes, before all launching themselves at each other! They enter some kind of a 4-man grapple hold, each of them trying to gain an advantage here! But now EE backs out of the hold, as Cyclone, KD and Robbie all fight it out, but EE goes up to the top rope here! AND EE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A CROSS BODY TAKING ALL THREE OF THEM OUT!! Robbie and Cyclone get knocked to their feet, but KD stays standing, and EE jumps up and bounces off the middle rope, flipping over and doing a Springboard Moonsault on Cyclone!! But Cyclone dodges out of the way, as EE crashes into the canvas! But EE rolls out of the ring to give himself some time or recover, Robbie gets to his feet in the ring.. now KD, Robbie and Cyclone start throwing big punches at each other, but nobody seems to be gaining an upper hand as everyone stays on their feet.. BUT THERE’S EE AGAIN GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! AND AGAIN EE LAUNCHES HIMSELF WITH A CROSS BODY TAKING HIS THREE OPPONENTS OUT!!! As KD is the only one who stays on his feet! That’s the 2nd time EE’s done that already in this match, taking his opponents by surprise! And now EE picks Cyclone up, EE GOES FOR A TWIST OF FATE!! CYCLONE COUNTERS! And Cyclone hits an Inverted DDT on EE! Into the pin! 1…………………… 2…… but EE reaches a shoulder up! Now Cyclone puts EE in a Sleeper Hold, trying to cut off his circulation.. meanwhile, Robbie and KD are throwing punches at each other on the other side of the ring, and KD kicks Robbie in the gut! KD whips Robbie across the ring, but Robbie runs back at him with a Spinning Heel Kick! And KD falls back against the ropes, Robbie runs at him going for another Spinning Heel Kick, but KD lifts Robbie up into the air! Lifting him up on his shoulders, overpowering him! AND KD DROPS ROBBIE OVER THE ROPES AND HE CRASHES FACE-FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE!!! And Robbie is barely moving, he may be knocked out cold for all we know!
HYC: Meanwhile Cyclone continues to hold EE in the Sleeper Hold, as EE seems to be fading quickly! And KD exits the ring, picking up Robbie who’s bleeding from the lip! And KD smashes Robbie’s head against our Announcing Table, careful there! That table’s not meant to be used for — WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE ETR! KD picks up one of our monitors, AND HE CLOCKS ROBBIE OVER THE SKULL WITH IT!! ROBBIE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY NOW!! And now KD’s climbing up right on top of Announcing Table, holding Robbie by his throat! THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR OUR TABLE! AND IT LOOKS EVEN WORSE FOR ROBBIE V! AS KD LIFTS ROBBIE UP INTO THE AIR AND NAILS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS!! SENDING ROBBIE CRASHING RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! MY GOD!! THAT WAS DEVASTATING, NO PUN INTENDED!! AS KD QUICKLY FALLS ON TOP OF ROBBIE FOR THE PIN!!! 1………………….. 2..…..…………. 3! NO! ROBBIE REACHED A SHOULDER UP TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION!!
ETR: I DON’T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT! BUT WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN OUR ATTENTION TO THE RING, WHERE CYCLONE IS PUNISHING EE IN A SLEEPER HOLD! AND EE’S EYES ARE CLOSED AS HE LOOKS OUT OF THIS! AND THE REF’S CHECKING ON HIM, AS HE LIFTS HIS ARM INTO THE AIR! AND IF IT DROPS 3 TIMES HE’S ELIMINATED! :O! IT DROPS ONCE!!!!!! And… IT DROPS TWICE!!! AND IT DROPS A THIRD TIME!!! NO! NO! EE STEADIES HIS ARM IN MID-AIR!! EE’S AWAKE, HE’S ALIVE! AND NOW EE INCHES TOWARDS THE ROPES!! EE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! I thought we’d seen the last of the Extreme Enigma, but somehow he survives! And it’s incredible that we haven’t had any eliminations yet! And Cyclone breaks his hold on EE, he picks him up and Cyclone does a quick Scoop Slam, and follows it with an Elbow Drop to the chest.. Cyclone covers EE! 1…….. 2..…..….. there’s a kickout.. EE gets up, and now the two men start exchanging some fists, LOOK OUT!! KD’S IN THE RING FROM BEHIND! CYCLONE AND EE TURN AROUND! AND KD NAILS A HUGE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON BOTH OF THEM!! A SLOBBER KNOCKER OF A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! KD took both of them by surprise, as Cyclone & EE both struggle to find their feet, both in a daze! But they both get up… AND KD GRABS BOTH CYCLONE & EE BY THE THROAT WHICH EACH OF HIS HANDS! AND KD LIFTS THEM BOTH INTO THE AIR!!! KD HITS A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM ON CYCLONE & EE!!!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM KD!
HYC: But what’s KD gonna do next?!? KD GOES FOR THE PIN ON CYCLONE! THE PIN TO ELIMINATE THE CHAMPION! 1……………… 2..…..…… BUT CYCLONE GETS A SHOULDER UP! AND NOW KD CRAWLS OVER TO EE AND COVERS HIM!!! 1..…..……… 2..……. AND EE ALSO KICKS OUT! BOTH MEN KICKED OUT OF THE CHOKESLAM! Cyclone’s getting up to his feet, but KD kicks him in the mid-section! And KD throws Cyclone into the corner of the ring, he runs at him and hits a OOOH! LISTEN TO THAT IMPACT AS KD CLOTHESLINES CYCLONE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Now KD lifts Cyclone up on top of the turnbuckle, punching him several times and — WAIT! THERE’S EXTREME ENIGMA FROM BEHIND ATTEMPTING A ROLL-UP ON KD!!!! BUT EE CAN’T GET KD OFF HIS FEET FOR THE ROLL-UP! AND KD PICKS EE UP, THROWING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!
ETR: But Cyclone’s at the top rope!! AND CYCLONE HITS A MISSILE DROP-KICK ON KD!! TAKING HIM BY SURPRISE!! BUT KD DOESN’T EVEN MOVE! HE STAYS STANDING! Cyclone bounces off the ropes, he sprints towards KD and CYCLONE HITS AN AROBATIC PELE KICK!!! BUT AGAIN KD STAYS COMPLETELY STILL! IT’S LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN AFFECTING HIM!! AND CYCLONE IS SHOCKED! Cyclone hits a HUGE right hand at KD, putting all his force into it! BUT KD JUST STANDS THERE LIKE AN IMMORTAL BEING WHO FEELS NO PAIN! HE’S NOT EVEN AFFECTED BY IT AT ALL! AND KD GRABS CYCLONE AROUND THE THROAT!! :O! KD SMILES AS HE SETS CYCLONE UP!!! HE LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KD HITS THE DIVINE INTERVENTION ON CYCLONE!!! DRIVING HIS BACK INTO THE MAT WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE FORCE!!! AND KD FALLS DOWN TO HOOK THE LEG!!!! 1……………….. 2…..………..….. 3!!!!!!!! THERE’S THE 3! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! THE CHAMPION IS THE FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED!!!!!
HYC: NO WAY! KD JUST PINNED CYCLONE! AND IT MEANS WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMP! A NEW EAW CHAMP!! CYCLONE’S REIGN IS OVER!!! KD JUST ELIMINATED CYCLONE ALMOST EFFORTLESSLY!! AND NOW KD PICKS CYCLONE UP! HE THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! CYCLONE CAN PACK HIS BAGS AND CLEAR OUT! WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!!
ETR: KD is standing tall in the middle of the ring! Robbie is still a mess, laying there in the remains of our Announcing Table with blood all over his face! And EE is climbing up onto the ring apron! It’s gonna be Kevin Devastation! Or it’s gonna be Extreme Enigma! Or Robbie V! One of these men will be crowned the new EAW Champion by the end of this match! BUT WHO’S IT GONNA BE? KD, OR EE, OR ROBBIE? WHO!?
HYC: EE is up on the ring apron, but KD runs at him and Knees him in the gut, as EE falls back down to the floor! And now KD exits the ring.. all 3 men are here at ringside, and KD picks EE up… he throws him head-first into the Crowd Barricade! EE leans on the Barricade as KD bends over to look under the ring, he brings out a Steel Chair! KD is gonna look to cause some PERMANENT damage with that weap — BUT EE CLIMBS UP ONTO THE CROWD BARRICADE AND DOES A FLYING DROP KICK ON KD!! SENDING THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!!! KD is dazed but stays on his feet! EE PICKS THE CHAIR UP AND SMACKS KD AROUND THE SKULL WITH IT!! AND KD SWAYS, BUT KD STAYS ON HIS TWO FEET!! EE drops the Steel Chair onto the floor, and EE grabs KD.. OH MY! EE’S GOING FOR A TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS!! TWIST OF FAAAATE!!!! AS KD IS DROPPED FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL!!!!
ETR: EE HAS HURT HIMSELF IN GIVING KD THE TWIST OF FATE! BUT KD IS MOTIONLESS! HE’S FINALLY BEEN BROUGHT OFF HIS FEET, HE’S FINALLY BEEN FLOORED! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH! AND EE JUST REACHES AN ARM ACROSS KD’S CHEST!!! :O!!! 1……………………….. 2…..………..……….. BUT-K-D-KICKS-OUUUUT!!!
HYC: EE finally did what it takes to get KD of his feet, but he hasn’t done what it takes to pin him for a 3-count! And EE is furiously arguing with the referee, and after all, that was probably 2 and 99/100ths of a pin! SO close!! But KD is getting to his knees, he’s not in a great state anymore but he’s gonna keep on fighting! AND EE RUNS AT KD WHO’S ON HIS KNEES! EE HITS A KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!! AND KD FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK!! Now EE’s climbing onto the ring apron, going to the top rope!! THE EXTREME ENIGMA’S GONNA DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS HERE! SOMETHING RISKY!! EE HITS THE SWANTON BOMB ON KD!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! BUT KD PUTS HIS KNEES UP TO BLOCK IT!!! AND EE CRASHES! EE BURNS!! EE IS WRITHING IN AGONY HERE AT RINGSIDE! HIS BACK MAY BE BROKEN!!! BROKEN!!!
ETR: Well he took a risk and it didn’t pay off, and now — OH MY GOD! ROBBIE V IS BACK STANDING! AND ROBBIE LOOKS REFRESHED, REPLENISHED! HE’S BEEN DOWN AND OUT FOR AGES! BUT HE’S BACK UP! AND ROBBIE JUMPS RIGHT UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! AND ROBBIE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR!!! ROBBIE HITS A FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH ON EXTREME ENIGMA!!! THE FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH!! CONNECTING ON THE CONCRETE!! NOBODY SAW HIM COMING!! AND ROBBIE LANDS ON TOP OF EE! IT’S A PINNING PREDICAMENT!! 1…..………………… 2…..………………… THREEE!!!! ROBBIE HAS PINNED EE! EE’S OUT! EE’S ELIMINATED!!!
HYC: EE attempted the Swanton on KD but it all went wrong from there for him! KD put his knees up to block it, and EE was laid out at ringside! And Robbie came from out of nowhere to nail a Five Star Frogsplash on the former Champ! And EE’s gone!
ETR: WE ARE DOWN TO JUST TWO MEN! ONE OF THESE TWO MEN WILL BE CROWNED THE NEW EAW CHAMPION VERY SOON! IT’S KEVIN DEVASTATION, OR IT’S ROBBIE V!!!
HYC: KD and Robbie are both getting up, the eliminated EE is still laying in between them! And Robbie is picking EE up, ROBBIE THROWS EE HEAD-FIRST AT KD! AS EE’S HEAD COLLIDES WITH KD’S HEAD!!! Robbie uses EE as a battering ram there, using him as a weapon! And since he’s already been eliminated, he may as well be a weapon, because he is no longer a competitor in this match!! But KD stays on his feet, although he probably has some severe Brain Damage from that head-to-head collision with EE! Robbie picks EE up and places him on his Knees! NOW ROBBIE RUNS TOWARDS EE AND JUMPS UP ON HIS KNEES! AND NOW ROBBIE JUMPS OFF EE AND DOES A HURRICANRANA ON KD!!! USING EE AS A STEPPING STONE!
ETR: And the Hurricanrana connects, as KD goes flying and lands on top of EE! And EE is crushed by all of KD’s weight!! EE is taking a beating here, even though he’s been eliminated! KD is right on top of EE, they’re stacked in a pile! And Robbie runs towards them, does a Cartwheel and follows it by a Standing Senton on KD & EE!! The Rolling Thunder! Now Robbie picks KD up, he throws him back into the ring, as the Medical Staff tend to the eliminated EE… in the ring, Robbie hops to the top rope and does a Split-Legged Moonsault on KD!! INTO THE COVER! 1……..……. 2…..………… BUT KD REACHES A SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: Robbie exits the ring and grabs a spare Steel Chair from ringside, he folds it up and brings it into the ring!… as KD gets onto his hands and knees, willing himself on to get up! But Robbie drops the Chair onto his back, and quickly follows up with a CORKSCREW LEG DROP DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO HIS BACK!!! And KD falls back down face-first!
ETR: Now Robbie grabs the Steel Chair, waiting for KD to get to his feet… KD finally gets up! AND ROBBIE SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO — :O — BUT KD DUCKS! And KD goes to snatch the chair from Robbie! But Robbie is holding on, trying to resist being overpowered! BUT KD KICKS ROBBIE IN THE CROTCH!! AND STEALS THE CHAIR FROM HIM! KD CLOCKS ROBBIE OVER THE SKULL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! As Robbie falls to the mat clutching his crotch in agony! And the crowd are booing relentlessly, booing towards Kevin Devastation who is in the ascendancy! KD picks up the chair, unfolds it and places it in the middle of the ring.. now KD grabs Robbie and pulls him in, with his head between his legs.. KD LIFTS HIM UP.. AND KD DROPS HIM WITH A HUGE POWERSLAM RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! AS THE CHAIR IS BROKEN INTO PIECES!!! AND THE SAME CAN PROBABLY BE SAID ABOUT ROBBIE’S BONES! AS KD COVERS!! SURELY THIS WILL DO IT! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….. 3!!! 3? NO! ROBBIE REACHES A SHOULDER UP, LITERALLY ON THE COUNT OF 3!! HE’S GOT SOME LIFE LEFT IN HIM! KD IS INCENSED THAT HE DIDN’T GET THE 3-COUNT!! AND THE LOOK IN HIS EYES SAYS IT ALL! KD’S GONNA HAVE TO STEP UP HIS GAME IF HE IS TO PUT AWAY ROBBIE V!!
HYC: KD exits the ring, oh look! He grabs the Ring Steps, picking them up almost effortlessly! And he tosses them into the ring, where they land with a deafening thud! KD’s got some serious evil intentions here and it isn’t look bright for Robbie! As KD gets up on the apron and steps over the top ring rope, he sets up the Ring Steps in the center of the ring! :o! And now KD pulls Robbie in once more!! KD PICKS ROBBIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOING FOR THE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!! THE DIVINE INTERVENTION!!! HE GOES TO EXECUTE THE MOVE! BUT ROBBIE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR INTO A TORNADO DDT!!! DRIVING KD’S HEAD INTO THE RING STEPS!!! WHAT A REVERSAL! ROBBIE HAS SAVED HIMSELF!! ROBBIE HAS TAKEN THE ADVANTAGE!!
ETR: Those steps are made of pure steel folks!! And I don’t care how tough KD is, but when his skull meets pure steel then he’s fighting a losing battle! And now Robbie’s gotta make this moment count! THIS IS ROBBIE’S CHANCE! THE ONLY CHANCE! AS HE LAYS KD ON HIS BACK ON TOP OF THE STEPS!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AND ROBBIE’S SLOWLY DRAGGING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE CLIMBS THE ROPES EVER SO SLOWLY! MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE!! HE’S THERE! AND ROBBIE POINTS HIS THUMBS TO HIS SHOULDERS AS THE CROWD CHANT! ROB!! BIE!!! V!!!! HERE WE GO! FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH BY ROBBIE!!!! FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH CRUSHING KD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!
HYC: NO WAY!!!!! NO WAY!!!! BUT NO!! KD CRAWLS OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME!!! ROBBIE FALLS STRAIGHT INTO THE STEPS!! HIS MID-SECTION IS CRUSHED! HIS RIBCAGE MAY BE SHATTERED! ROBBIE TOOK A LEAP OF FAITH AND THIS IS HIS CRUEL PUNISHMENT!! AS ROBBIE LETS OUT A PIERCING CRY OF ANGUISH!! OF AGONY! OF PAIN!! BUT KD’S GETTING TO HIS FEET! AND KD PULLS ROBBIE IN! RIGHT NEXT TO THE STEEL STEPS! AND KD LIFTS ROBBIE UP! KD HITS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS!! GOOD GOD!!! DRIVING ROBBIE V’S HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS!! THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS!!!! THE WRATH OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!!!
ETR: ROBBIE IS OUT OF IT! LIFELESS!! AS KD JUST FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM!!! IT’S THE COVER! THAT’LL DO IT!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… TWOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. THREE!!!! THREE!!! THREE!!! THREE!!! KD WINS!! KD WINS!! KD IS THE EAW CHAMPION!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( KD’s music plays as both men lay on the mat )
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH!!… AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW E!!!! A!!!! W!!!!! CHAAMPIOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIN DEVAAAAAASTATIOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: KEVIN DEVASTATION DID IT! KEVIN DEVASTATION HAS EMERGED FROM THIS FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH AS THE WINNER! AS THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION HAS FINALLY TAKEN THE THRONE FOR HIMSELF!!! FINALLY!!!!!!
HYC: HE’S DONE IT AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FORMER CHAMP CYCLONE! THE EXTREME ENIGMA! AND THAT MAN WHO PUT UP A HELL OF A FIGHT, ROBBIE V! BUT HE WINS!!
( KD eventually rises to his feet as the ref hands him the EAW title and he cradles it in his arms with a look of joy )
ETR: KD WAS IN PURSUIT OF THAT BELT FOR MONTHS! IT’S WHAT HE’S AIMED FOR, FOR HIS WHOLE CAREER! AND HERE AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE, HE’S FINALLY!! FINALLY MADE IT!! AND NOW KEVIN DEVASTATION CAN CALL HIMSELF THE — OH WAIT!!! CYCLONE’S IN THE RING!! FROM BEHIND! WHAT THE HELL!?!? ( KD’s music stops suddenly )
HYC: AND CYCLONE CLOBBERS KD OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CLOTHESLINE! KNOCKING THE TITLE OUT OF HIS HANDS! AND KNOCKING THE NEW EAW CHAMPION OFF HIS FEET!!
ETR: CYCLONE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS! IRATE!! AS HE AIMS SOME QUICK OPEN FISTS AT KD’S FACE! HE REPEATEDLY PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE!! CYCLONE HAS LOST THE TITLE AND IT SEEMS THAT HE’S LOST HIS MIND!!
HYC: KD HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN! HE’S BLEEDING FROM BELOW THE EYE! AND CYCLONE PICKS KD UP! HE LEANS HIM AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! AND CYCLONE PICKS UP THE RING STEPS!!! DON’T DO THIS CYCLONE! DON’T DO THIS! YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS OUT ON KD!! BUT CYCLONE RUNS AT KD AND RAMS THE STEEL STEPS RIGHT INTO KD’S FACE!! AT FULL FORCE!! AS KD SLUMPS INTO THE CORNER AND FALLS DOWN!! AND NOW KD IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY!! AND THE CROWD ARE IN SHOCKED SILENCE!
ETR: I’M ALMOST LOST FOR WORDS HERE! AS CYCLONE PICKS KD BACK UP AND PUTS HIM IN THE SAME POSITION AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! CYCLONE PICKS THE RING STEPS UP AGAIN, NOT AGAIN!! COME ON NOW! BUT CYCLONE RUNS AT KD AGAIN AND THE STEPS CONNECT WITH KD’S JAW!!
HYC: CYCLONE WON’T STOP! HE LIFTS THE STEPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS, AND DRIVES THEM RIGHT INTO KD’S SKULL!! I’M NO FAN OF KEVIN DEVASTATION BUT THE MAN HAS JUST BECOME THE EAW CHAMPION! AND NO MAN DESERVES THIS!!
ETR: CYCLONE’S NOT FINISHED! HE GRABS THE TOP RING ROPE AND HE PULLS AT IT SCREAMING! AS THE ROPE COMES LOOSE IN HIS HANDS! AND CYCLONE WRAPS THE ROPE AROUND KD’S THROAT!! CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!! PUTTING ALL HIS STRENGTH INTO CHOKING KD!! CHOKING THE NEW EAW CHAMPION! AND KD’S UNCONSCIOUS! YOU’VE DONE ALL THE DAMAGE YOU CAN DO CYCLONE! STOP!! DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR CAREER! YOU’VE GOT SO MUCH POTENTIAL! BUT YOU CAN’T WALK AWAY FROM THIS THE SAME MAN! STOP!!
HYC: AND NOW CYCLONE STOMPS HARD ON KD’S FACE REPEATEDLY! AS KD IS LEFT IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD! BUT CYCLONE’S NOT DONE! HE BRINGS KD UP TO HIS KNEES AND PUNTS HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD!! THIS IS SICKENING!! SOMEONE GET IN THERE AND DO SOMETHING! CYCLONE HAS SNAPPED!!
ETR: AND NOW CYCLONE IS TEARING APART THE TURNBUCKLE! TEARING APART THE ROPES! DESTROYING THE RING!! I’VE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH ANGER! SUCH FURY!
HYC: BUT NOW HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO KD! KD’S LAYING FACE-FIRST INTO THE MAT, AS CYCLONE LEANS THE RING STEPS ON HIS HEAD!! KD’S HEAD IS UNDERNEATH THE STEPS! :O! AND CYCLONE CLIMBS UP TO THE ONLY TURNBUCKLE HE HASN’T RIPPED APART!! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME? WHAT THE HELL? AS CYCLONE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE RING STEPS IN THE RING!! DRIVING THE STEPS DOWNWARDS INTO KD’S HEAD!! SQUASHING HIM LIKE AN INSECT!! AS KD’S HEAD IS MASHED INTO A BLOODY PULP!!!
ETR: AND NOW CYCLONE SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE!! HE’S LOST IT! HE’S GONE INSANE! AS HE PICKS UP KD’S EAW TITLE BELT AND THROWS IT HARD TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING! KD ISN’T MOVING, BUT HE’S BEEN UNCONSCIOUS FOR MINUTES ALREADY!! CYCLONE HAS CONTINUED TO BRUTALLY BEAT UP AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN!!
HYC: CYCLONE FINALLY STEPS OUT OF THE RING AND STARTS WALKING STRAIGHT UP THE ENTRANCE RAMP! BUT HE’S SNAPPED AND HE’S PROBABLY ENDED KD’S CAREER! THAT’S NOT AN EXAGGERATION! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BRUTAL ATTACK EVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!
( A group of paramedics rush out and swarm the ring checking on KD, as Cyclone walks behind the curtain without looking back, there is silence throughout the arena )
( The lifeless body of KD is wrapped in bandages and carried out on a stretcher as the camera focuses on the EAW Championship belt on the floor, covered in KD’s blood )
(Camera cuts to a triple view of Jaywalker, Impact and StarrStan heading down the hall for their match)
Deadprez: Our MAIN EVENT, COMING UP NEXT!! Jaywalker puts his career on the line as he prepares to fight the champion, Y2Impact and StarrStan.. This heated rivalry will all spill out in the ring, so while Kevin Devastation is being tended to, take a look at the events leading up to this war between these three men.
(Video Package of Generation Genesis and Jaywalker vs. StarrStan feud heading into Pain For Pride)
(Clips of Y2Impact speaking with Starr about joining Generation Genesis after Pain For Pride)
(Video Package of StarrStan vs. Jaywalker vs. Y2Impact feud heading into Midsummer Massacre)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one-fall… If Jaywalker does not win the match, he is announcing his retirement from Extreme Answerz Wrestling!
(Jaywalker’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the first challenger.. from Scarborough, Ontario, Canada.. Weighing in at 240 pounds, He is known as the Prodigy, the ELITE DYNAST.. and EAW Hall of Famer.. JAYYYYYWALKKKKKKKKEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: You know, this could be the very last time we see Jaywalker in an EAW ring… He announced it on Showdown. I guess he just couldn’t TOLERATE Y2Impact being his leader and being the champion over him any longer, ESPECIALLY after creating that big breach of security within the Generation Genesis, by bringing in StarrStan against the Jaywalker’s wishes. It’s anger, it’s greed, it’s jealousy.. It’s a whole mess of emotions that are going through each one of these men’s minds tonight… And all those emotions will spill out into the ring tonight, I’m sure of it.
ETR: You hit the nail right on the head there, Prez.. The seeds were planted for this problem way back at Grand Rampage. Since then, it has escalated to a level that none of us had previously predicted.. This has all the makings of a great match, a match that could be Jaywalker’s last.
(StarrStan’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The second challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 240 pounds.. E-feds ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist.. STARRRRRRRRRRRRRR/STANNNNNNNNNN!!!
Deadprez: Now THIS guy is essentially the one who caused these problems from the start. He revealed that he’s turning over a new face for his 2010 return.. an attitude that he said would get him what he wants and prove that he’s the man to beat. That should have been Impact’s first hint. But his past friendship with Starr must have fogged his eyes up, because he couldn’t see what was right in front of him. Starr’s goal was to pick apart the Generation Genesis from the inside to make room for himself as champion. That breach of security is what drove Jaywalker over the top and that’s why we’re all here today.
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
ETR: And here’s the big man on campus..
Ring Announcer: Introducing lastly… Hailing from Seattle, weighing in at 226 pounds… THE WORRLDDDDD HEAVYWEIGHHHHHTTT CHAMPIONNNNNNNN.. Y-2-IMMMMPACCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The champ, the controversial leader of the Generation Genesis, the man who neither of these two other guys in the ring particularly “like…” But hey, none of em like each other. They can barely stand each other.. There’s so much hate, anger and emotion standing in that ring, it’s immeasurable.. It’s immense beyond what I can fathom.
ETR: The bell is about to sound, the main event, the headliner of Midsummer Massacre is gonna get kicked off NOW!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: There’s the opening bell! Jaywalker locks up with Y2Impact right away, as Impact heads to deliver a right hand.. But Jay has one for Impact as well! Jaywalker and Impact trading blows to kick this match off, each trying to gain control for themselves! Jay hammers in a knee to the gut as all Starr can do is watch at this point! And Jay whips Impact into the ropes, Imp rebounds… and Jaywalker FLINGS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR!
ETR: Now Starr sees the opportunity as he hops into the action and SHOVES Jaywalker as Impact lays on the outside! Jay’s getting in Starr’s face, he’s chewing him out and SHOVES him right back! Y2Impact is getting back up to his feet slowly, and he slides back into the ring as Starr and Jay argue.. he grabs both of their heads! AND KNOCKS THEIR SKULLS TOGETHER! Meeting of the minds! Jay falls to one knee, as Impact takes Starr to the canvas with a fierce clothesline!
Deadprez: Jaywalker is up to his feet, as Impact kicks him in the gut… He connects with a Swinging Neckbreaker! StarrStan is up to his feet now, but Impact is gonna take care of that with a SWEET dropkick! Starr falls over toward the ropes, but doesn’t fall after the dropkick as Imp pushes him off the ropes! Starr bounces back as Imp CHARGES and CONNECTS with a running elbow to the face! Jay is struggling to get to his feet early.. and Impact is stomping into the ribs of Starr as he notices Jay pulling himself up with the corner of his eye, as he turns, charges, CLOTHESLINE UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
ETR: Jaywalker is out here on the outside now.. as Impact turns around, only to see StarrStan sprinting right at him! Impact ducks down and CONNECTS with a Back Body Drop that sends Starr over the top rope and down to the floor! Both Starr and Jay outside of the ring now as Impact successfully grabs the early control of this match! They’re BOTH doing all they can to return to their feet, as Impact is in the ring and Jay is the first up, lifts Starr up the rest of the way— Starr isn’t too pleased with Jay touching him! He’s barking in the face of Jaywalker.. as Impact heads off the ropes, and DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE! SUICIDE DIVE FROM Y2IMPACT AS HE CRASH-LANDS RIGHT INTO STARR/STAN AND JAYWALKER!!!
Deadprez: Putting his body on the line! Over the top, flying into BOTH of his adversaries with one move! Impact pulls Jay up to his feet by the hair.. and he leads his groggy stable-mate toward the steel steps.. as he grabs hold of Jaywalker’s head.. and BASHES IT INTO THE STEPS!! INTO THE COLD, HARD, UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS AS JAYWALKER FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Jaywalker quickly gets up.. still stumbling around, dazed and confused as he slides into the ring.. But you’re not safe there Jay! IMPACT IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE JUST AS JAY SLIDES INTO THE RING! MISSILE DROPKICK!! IMPACT DOWNS JAYWALKER WITH THE MISSILE DROPKICK AS STARR IS ON THE OUTSIDE! IMPACT COVERS!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But Starr slides into the ring and drops a Double Axe-Handle into Impact’s spine to break up his pin!
ETR: Starr pulls Impact up to his feet.. and hammers in a right hand to his jaw! He whips Imp off the ropes— Wait, Impact counters with a Reverse Irish whip! But Starr counters YET AGAIN, twisting the arm of Impact and WRENCHING it down as his momentum carried him away! Starr pulls Impact onto his shoulders by the arm! He’s got him in position for an early OLYMPIC SLAM!!! NO!! Impact slides his way out of Starr’s grip and drops down behind him, escaping the Olympic Slam as Starr throws a punch! Impact ducks under it, and grabs the legs of Starr! Double Leg Takedown as he’s trying to turn Starr onto his stomach for the Walls of Impact.. Starr may have no choice but to give it up and submit to that gruesome maneuver!
Deadprez: Starr CAN’T tap here! His cause will be all for nothing as Impact synchs in the Walls of Impact! But Jaywalker slides into the picture! He smiles as he walks up behind Impact who still has the Walls locked! He runs.. and CONNECTS WITH THE ROLLING NECK SNAP! That Rolling Neck Snap forces Impact to release Starr from the Walls of Impact.. Jaywalker’s yanking Impact back up to his feet.. and oh, man.. You can tell that Jay is DYING to inflict some damage on this guy!
ETR: Impact is trying to battle out of it though, throwing punches at Jay.. But Jay’s intensity won’t allow it! He pushes Impact away and charges right back at him with a Northern Lariat! Northern Lariat takes Imp down to the canvas! Impact is crawling over towards the corner as Jay follows him, and pulls him back up to his feet. Impact is trapped in the corner, and Starr is up as he drives a forearm into Jaywalker’s spine from behind! Starr takes over the assault on Y2Impact, sending kicks to his gut as Impact slouches further down after each boot to the midsection!
Deadprez: Impact falls into a seated position against the turnbuckle.. and Jaywalker helps out Starr with some stomps to the midsection.. Starr takes back over now, taking turns stomping away at the World Heavyweight Champion, Y2Impact! AND LOOK OUT!! IMPACT SWINGS A LOW BLOW INTO STARRSTAN AS HE WAS ABOUT TO SEND IN ANOTHER STOMP!! STARR DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN OBVIOUS PAIN AS IMPACT RISES TO HIS FEET! Impact hammers a right hand to Jaywalker, and now a left! Swift combination of punches at Jaywalker as he backs him to the ropes, sends him off as Impact rebounds… and JAYWALKER WITH THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! THAT’S BRUTAL!! THAT COULDA BROKEN THE MAN’S NOSE!
ETR: Jaywalker drops to his knees and hooks the leg of Impact, but Starr is nearby as he foils the pin attempt before a count can even be started! Jay gets up quickly, as Starr grabs him and hammers a right elbow to his face! Hard elbow from the Olympian that knocks the Prodigy to his knees! Starr goes to work on Impact now as he backs him up against the ropes with strong overhand rights! Starr shoves Impact off the ropes, and Impact bounces back! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! THAT’S STARR’S CALLING CARD RIGHT THERE!! SIGNATURE, TEXTBOOK BELLY TO BELLY TOSS!!
Deadprez: Jay is slowly making his way to his feet as Starr quickly hooks the leg of Impact for the pin attempt! The ref slides in!
ONE!!!.. TWO!!!… JAY DIVES IN WITH AN ELBOW TO BREAK IT ALL UP!
Deadprez: Starr caught the suplex, but Jaywalker interrupted the count! Starr and Jaywalker both get to their feet.. and Jaywalker whips StarrStan into the ropes as he bounces back toward Jay.. and Jaywalker catches Starr with a kick to the gut! He pulls StarrStan into his grasp and CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX THAT BRINGS STARR OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! Jaywalker perhaps buying himself some time to work on Y2Impact some more, as he heads over to Imp and lifts him to his feet… Snap Suplex from Jaywalker!
ETR: Jay connecting with a couple of nice suplexes in a row! Jaywalker exits the ring as he heads toward StarrStan.. Starr is up on the outside as Jaywalker grabs him by the back of his neck and leads him over toward the turnbuckle pole… Jay pumps up and BASHES STARR’S SKULL INTO THE STEEL RING POST!! He smiles, you KNOW that it makes him feel GREAT inflicting pain on these two guys.. Not to mention the fact that he’s fighting for his CAREER! Jaywalker leaves Starr leaning against the turnbuckle pole as he grabs the ring apron and flips it up, reaching under the ring for something interesting!
Deadprez: Jaywalker fiddling around under there… He pulls out.. WHOA!! JAYWALKER PULLS HIMSELF OUT A GLASS TABLE!! A FREAKIN’ GLASS TABLE!! HE SLIDES THAT THING INTO THE RING, AND BRINGS STARRSTAN INTO THE RING AS WELL! Starr gets up in the ring, he kicks Jay in the gut! Starr whips Jay into the ropes and Jay comes back, as Starr leans over looking for a Backdrop! But Jay is able to stop short and delivers a PUNT TO THE FACE!! What a SICKENING kick, right to the FACE! Jaywalker grabs that table made of sheer Glass… He props it up in the corner as Impact and Starr/Stan are laid out in the ring! This match is getting dangerous in a HURRY!
ETR: Jay heads over to lift Impact to his feet.. but Impact is throwing punches at Jay’s gut! Impact fights his way to his feet unscratched by Jaywalker, and he takes down Jay with a sharp clothesline! Starr is dazed, but slowly returning to his feet regardless after those shots into the turnbuckle pole… Impact kicks Starr in the gut! And sends a Knife Edged Chop into Starr’s chest! Impact sends Starr to the ropes, and Starr bounces off as Impact CHARGES AT HIM WITH A FLYING FOREARM!! Impact decks Starr with the forearm… Jaywalker is making his way up as he heads over to the corner and Impact isn’t gonna let his prey get away… He’s heading right over there and he’s unleashing rabid fists at Jaywalker!
Deadprez: That Glass Table is becoming a bigger danger as time goes on.. Impact tries to Irish whip Jaywalker across the ring into the corner where the table is propped up in! But Jay with a reverse Irish whip!! Impact goes into a SLIDE to prevent himself from colliding with the thick sheet of glass!! He jumps to his feet, sprints at Jaywalker… SPINNING HEEL KICK!! NAILED ON JAY!! Smooth, sharp kick from the champion! Starr is up now.. and Impact… CONNECTS WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD, IT SENDS STARR INTO JAY AS THEIR HEADS COLLIDE! CREATIVE AND EFFECTIVE MANEUVER FROM Y2IMPACT!!
ETR: Jaywalker rolls away as Starr is laid out in the middle of the ring! Impact sees his opportunity as he heads to the ropes and springboards off the middle! Lionsault coming up! To the ropes, FLIP AND IMPACT— DRIVES HIMSELF RIGHT INTO A PAIR OF KNEES FROM STARRSTAN!! STARR GOT HIS KNEES UP AND BLOCKS THE LIONSAULT ATTTEMPT!! Jaywalker springs to his feet after Impact crashes and burns as he PULLS HIM IN! HE’S IN POSITION FOR THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!! JAY CAN CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB HIM RIGHT THROUGH THAT SHEET OF GLASS!! HE CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW!!—
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT GRABS JAYWALKER’S LEGS AND PULLS THEM OUT FROM UNDER HIM WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! IMPACT HAS JAY IN DANGER NOW HOLDING HIM IN THE WALLS!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! IS-LOCKED-INNN!!!! JAYWALKER IS BATTLING, CLAWING HIS WAY OUT TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TRYING TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE….. But Impact drops Jay’s legs?! Impact has Jay laying right next to StarrStan in the center of the ring!! He’s going for it!! To the ropes, LIONSAULT!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTED ON TWO MEN!! TWO MEN!!!! HE JUMPS OVER BOTH STARR AND JAYWALKER AND GOES FOR THE PIN.. ON BOTH OF EM!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But BOTH StarrStan and Jaywalker roll a Shoulder Up!!
ETR: Impact is getting frustrated here! He heads over to the corner… and it looks like he’s gonna climb up to the top rope! He’s getting up there!! BUT JAYWALKER SHOVES THE REFEREE INTO THE ROPES CAUSING IMPACT TO FALL, GROIN-FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! Starr is getting up! Jay too! They smell blood in the water, and they’re slowly making their ways over to the struggling Y2Impact! They step up to the second rope and pull Impact into their grasp!!! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX ON IMPACT FROM JAYWALKER AND STARRSTAN!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN NOW!! THE GLASS TABLE IS STILL IN THE CORNER, AND THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!
Deadprez: Jaywalker CRAWLS his way over to Impact now, and he drapes an arm over his chest! This could be the match RIGHT HERE!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… IMPACT ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
Deadprez: IMPACT IS STILL ALIVE!!! Jay is getting to his feet.. and Starr is following shortly behind the man as Starr turns around to face Jaywalker.. JAY GRABS STARR BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS!!! HE’S GOT IT!! HE’S GOT IT!!! JAYWALKER HOISTS UP STARRSTAN AND!!! VERACITY!!! VERACTIY THROUGH THE FREAKIN’ GLASS TABLE AND INTO THE CORNER OH MY GOD!! THE GLASS TABLE!! STARR IS DEMOLISHED, DESTROYED, HE’S BLEEDING… COMPLETELY TORN APART BY THE GLASS TABLE!!! Jaywalker is… finding PLEASURE in this!! He’s now JAYWALKING ALL OVER STARRSTAN WHO IS LAYING ON GLASS RIGHT NOW!!! STOMPING INTO STARR AT ALL DIRECTIONS SHOVING HIM EVEN MORE INTO WHAT’S LEFT OF THE GLASS!!! IMPACT GETS TO HIS FEET AS STARRSTAN LAYS MOTIONLESS IN THAT UGLY MESS!!
ETR: Jaywalker gets to his feet and TURNS JAYWALKER AROUND.. and HE HAS ONE OF THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM THE GLASS TABLE IN-HAND!!! JAYWALKER SLASHES THE PIECE OF GLASS ACROSS IMPACT’S CHEST AND SLICES HIM OPEN!! JESUS CHRIST THIS MAN HAS LOST IT!! HE JUST SLICED IMPACT’S CHEST OPEN!!! THERE’S BLOOD DRIPPING, SPILLING FROM HIS BODY MORE AND MORE WITH EVERY SECOND!! IMPACT STANDS UP, AND JAYWALKER SLASHES AT HIM YET AGAIN!!!
Deadprez: Impact ducks away from that second attempt! Impact retreats toward the corner, and grabs.. a BIGGER PIECE OF GLASS!! THAT THING IS ABOUT A FOOT x ONE FOOT SQUARE PIECE OF GLASS AS JAY GRABS IMPACT AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOING FOR THE VERACITY ON IMPACT!! VERACITY ON Y2IMPACT!!! WAIT!! WAIT!! NO!!— IMPACT LEAPS UP AND PRESSES THAT HUGE PIECE OF GLASS TO HIS KNEES, AND CONNECTS THE CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER NAILED ON JAYWALKER WITH THAT LARGE PIECE OF GLASS PRESSED TO HIS KNEES AND IT SHATTERS ON CONTACT!! JAYWALKER IS BUSTED OPEN!!! STARR CANNOT MOVE, IMPACT DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF JAYWALKER FOR THE PIN!!! THIS COULD BE THE MATCH, THIS COULD BE JAYWALKER’S ENTIRE CAREER RIGHT HERE!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: WHAT?!?! IMPACT DID IT! HE HIT THAT BRUTAL CODEBREAKER WITH THE GLASS, AND HE JUST PINNED JAY, SENDING HIM INTO RETIREMENT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IMPACT RETAINS!!!
Deadprez: They always say that seeing is believing.. But I STILL don’t believe what my eyes are telling me… The last 5 minutes or so of that match were absolutely brutal.. These guys went all out and Impact was the one with that final thunderous move that sent Jaywalker to his metaphoric GRAVE!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… THE WORRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN…. Y-2-IMMMMMMMMMPACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
ETR: It’s just hitting me now… Jaywalker said he’d retire.. and you wouldn’t BELIEVE how fast this Standing room only sized crowd got COMPLETELY quiet after this match.. They’re all staring at Jaywalker as he wipes the blood away from his face, and struggles to get to his feet. But no doubt, Jay’s gonna fight his way back up so he can stand.. No matter how thick that sheet of glass, no matter how impactful that Codebreaker…
Deadprez: I’m gonna go ahead and let bygones be bygones, man.. How can you NOT respect this guy?! What a career, just awesomeness.. I think that’s the word for it.. IF there is even a word for it..
(Jaywalker slowly gets up, looking around the arena at the stunned crowd Jaywalker shrugs and with the little energy he has left flings his robe onto his shoulder and takes a microphone given to him)
Jaywalker: Looks like I lost, I guess it’s all for the best. I’m sure some of you expect an apology for how I’ve acted in the last few months. I’m sure others, considering how I’ve acted the last few months, are expecting a bitch fest. I HOPE must of you don’t expect I’m going to weasel my way out of my retirement of sorts. No I’m a smart man, I’m the Jaywalker, my last few steps in the land of extreme won’t be on a sad note nor an angry note. In fact that’s the only reason I have a mic right now, because I’m a very fortunate extremist, not just money wise but life wise. It’s thanks to CM Ronn bringing me here that I’ve made my name big, I’m one of the only people of my time who can say his first company is actually still around, it’s thanks to that I’ve been able to see make so many friends, make so much money, have so many opportunities, see so many careers start and see careers end. Today my career begins to end here, but it won’t be the last time I get to fight while representing this company. Now I know this is the biggest blood bath of the summer, but I’m still the prodigy and I’m the pioneer who made people know what a dynast is and what a true World Heavyweight champions looks like, so I’m leaving in style.
(Jaywalker points at the titantron, that flicks to a screen showing a hovercraft guarded outside of the American Airlines stadium near the water.)
(Jaywalker smiling leaves the arena, waving to the crowd behind him as he goes.)
(Screen closes in on the face of Jaywalker and slowly fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes)