(Highlights of Pain for Pride play)
Promo voice: Last month, it was the Pinnacle of Extreme…
(Shows RRS, Masters, Sabina and CiC holding their titles at PFP)
Promo voice: Careers were made, lives were altered… it was Pain for Pride…
(Midsummer Massacre logo flashes across the screen)
Promo voice: But tonight, Careers will change… losers from Pain for Pride will attempt to redeem themselves… and there will be Blood… tonight, it’s the Most Extreme Party of the Summer. Tonight, it’s the Midsummer Massacre!!!
(Boom by P.O.D. plays while the camera zooms around the crowd screaming and a firework display goes off in the arena)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Coming to you live from the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami! Welcome to the Spectacle of Spectacles! WELCOME TO THE MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!!
Deadprez: Thanks for joining us! And tonight, it’s gonna get Extreme! It’s gonna be Brutal! And it’s truly gonna be a night to Remember, for all of EAW’s Extremists and Fans!
Stew-O: And this is the 4th EAW PPV! After Road to Redemption, The Grand Rampage and Pain for Pride, we’re celebrating EAW’s success with another classic event!
Announcer: This opening match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for, the CA$H IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!!!
(WWEfan-HBB rivalry promo airs)
(HBB’s music hits and he gets a massive pop during his impressive ring entrance)
Announcer: Introducing the Challenger, hailing from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in tonight at 225 pounds, the HEART… BREAK…. BOOOOYY!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The 1st matchu p of the evening will be for the CITV Briefcase, and HBB is challenging for it because he believes he deserved to win it at PFP! But he was Prevented, by this man!
(WWEfan’s music hits and the crowd mostly boo’s as he walks to the ring holding the Briefcase)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is currently Mr. CITV! WWEFAN-TAKER-MCMAHON!!!!
Deadprez: WWEfan may have to say Goodbye to his Briefcase, if HBB can defeat him here in Miami!
Stew-O: And this match for the CITV Briefcase got personal last week on Dynasty, when these 2 men argued and brawled, before HBB gave WWEfan a dose of Sweet Chin Music!
Deadprez: WWEfan leaves his Briefcase on our announce table, and climbs into the ring, both men are face to face now! HBB looks confident, but so does WWEfan, it’s hard to tell how this match will go..
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Stew-O: DAMN! WWEfan picks HBB up, HE QUICKLY HITS THE PAY CUT ONTO THE FLOOR! AND THE COVER!!! 1……………… 2……………. 3! YES, THERE’S THE 3! WWEFAN WINS! WWEFAN IS STILL MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(WWEfan’s music plays as he raises the Briefcase in triumph)
Announcer: The winner of this match, and still Mr. CITV, WWEFAN-TAKER-MCMAHON!!!
Deadprez: HBB came SO close! He came so close to claiming that valuable Briefcase, but in the end, the E-fed Veteran had the ability to win! And he did just that…
Stew-O: WWEfan has proven to truly deserve to be Mr. CITV here tonight, but HBB has also proven that he is one of EAW’s fastest rising Extremists and he will put up a fight! (sarcasm)
( Camera fades backstage to NWOMatt and Kofi Krazi backstage with angry looks on their faces )
NWOMatt: DE, DE!!! Do you see this man, do you SEE Kofi Krazi??? Well I HOPE you do, because Him and I… We’re OFFERING YOU a Challenge!!! DE, we BOTH want your ass, And Im speaking for Kofi on this one, because DE… Kofi and I have a BONE to pick with you! You can get SW, you can get ANYONE… You can get a whole Army.. But DE we are CHALLENGING YOU!!!
*Kofi Grabs the mic from Matt’s hands*
Kofi: DE… my friend matt and I, we’re tired of you tossing people around. We’re TIRED of you Attacking anyone that you PLEASE. Which is why DE, tonight.. NEXT.. 2 ON 2.. We’re gonna fight for Blood… We’re gonna fight for Revenge… Because before.. we both used to fight for Competition.. But last week on Showdown was the SECOND TIME.. That you attacked me.. Humiliated me.. and Disrespected me. And We’re not gonna let it happen my friend. So DE.. Come out… and this time.. FIGHT ME.. Head to Head…. You Spineless Gutless COWARD.
*Kofi Slams the microphone to the floor and storms off*
( Camera fades to the commentary )
Deadprez: WOW! I’ve never seen Kofi this mad! but what does DE have to say in reaction to this???
( The Dark Emperor’s music plays as he comes out with a microphone )
Stew-O: It looks like we’re gonna find out Prez! Kofi and NWOMatt shared theyre own opinion ABOUT DE, and DE doesn’t take too well to ANYTHING people say, unless they’re agreeing with him!
Dark Emperor: … Kofi, do you not realize the Pain you have already suffered, last Saturday? Or what about the pain you realized… at Pain for Pride… Ya see Kofi, i understand.. that i havent been fair to your defenseless soul. I understand that, but what I STILL dont understand, is what is keeping your pathetic soul around? Ive broken your ribs, ive broken your mentality, ive broken your bones.. but have i not broken your spirit? .. Hmm hmmm… and Matt, you must not understand, you can bring all the rivalries you want to EAW… but in the end i will be victorious…
Dark Emperor: I do not need a partner… but i damn sure… will NOT …. back down from you. Which is why i have chosen this man…
( Shattered Window’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Deadprez: Here comes SW! And its funny, because SW brawled AGAINST DE, only last week! But what about now!
Shattered Windows: Alright DE, Ill fight with you… but tonight, im your partner… on Showdown… I’m your worst nightmare.
( Kofi Krazi’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he and matt come out )
Announcer: And their opponents… at a Combined weight of 455 pounds… NWO Matt, And KOFI KRAZIIII!!!!!
Stew-O: MY GOODNESS!!! KOFI AND MATT ARE RUNNING TO THE RING NOW!!! And LOOK AT THIS!!! Both KOFI AND MATT ARE TRADING PUNCHES WITH DE AND SW!!! These men absolutely HATE each other, and this ALL originated from disrespect!! Complete disrespect between Kofi and DE, and now ALL 4 MEN ARE NOT PULLING A PUNCH!!! But look at this! DE is TOO strong! DE Throws a huge uppercut at Kofi, grabs Kofi’s head and rams it STRAIGHT into the Turnbuckle!!! But look at this! Matt not only took control of SW, Matt throws SW RIGHT into DE, knocking both men down! Matt goes to the corner of the ring, and grabs his Sheleighli! And Matt is PUMMELING SW AND DE!!!
( Team I2K’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when they come out to the stage )
Edge & TNA Rocks: Woah Woah Woah Woah! Just.. Just hold on a second!
Independent: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! Alright! WE have a bunch of crybabies wasting FPV space, while The EAW Tag Team Champions don’t even have a match!!! And Last time i checked, WE were the most dominant duo, in EAW today! And there isn’t a damn thing that’s gonna stop us!
Edge & TNA Rocks: All 4 of you losers are in for a surprise… Because We’re putting up OUR World Tag Team Titles… And whether you like it or not, The asskicking your gonna get in about 10 seconds.. is NOTHING compared to the asskicking your gonna get.. at the End of this match! AND WHY???….
Independent: BECAUSE CARNAGE!!!!……….. IS ALL….THE RAGE……
( Both Independent and ETR walk to the ring to face Kofi and Matt )
Deadprez: We’re damn sure gonna see Carnage tonight!!! As Team I2K ARE TRADING FISTS WITH KOFI AND MATT!!! Team I2K wanted a match at Midsummer Massacre, and By Gawd they’ve got it! And here’s NWOMatt, with so much experience in tag team wrestling Clips BOTH of I2K’s Knee’s with The Sheleighli, and here’s Kofi with the running Side Slam on ETR! And Kofi comes… and helps Matt Double Suplex INDY!!! But Indy reverses as Both Kofi AND Matt crash into the middle of the ring!!!
Stew-O: But in comes DE now! And DE, also a Big Heavily muscled man is trading punches with Independent! Both men aren’t holding back and INCH, but Independent grabs DE, and throws him Shoulder-First into The Turnbuckle!!! Indy grabs DE, and Indy throws a Huge Uppercut, momentarily knocking DE Down, till DE gets right back up, and he meets a HUGE Clothesline By Indy! And this could be what Team I2K needs to retain their titles!!! Independent goes toward ETR, and ETR jumps into the air, and Indy Catches him, and Scoop slam’s RIGHT onto The Grounded DE!!! But here comes DE’s partner SW with.. A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND!!! SW Throws the Chair into Indy’s Hands… and does a HUGE Spinning Boot into The Chair…. KNOCKING Indy out cold!!!
Deadprez: ETR comes running at SW with a clothesline!!! But SW reverses as he does a Monkey Flip and ETR flies, crashes and burns into the middle of the ring! Kofi is on the top rope now.. And KOFI DOES A HUGE FLYING CROSSBODY!!! But SW jumps into the air.. and DOUBLE-KNEE’S KOFI IN THE GUT, KNOCKING HIM DOWN!!! Kofi is rolling around the ring gasping for air! And SW Goes onto the top rope, ready to do a HUGE MOONSAULT ONTO KOFI!!! But Here Ccomes NWOMatt, RAMMING The Sheleighli RIGHT onto the Spine of SW… And Matt pushes SW Right off of the turnbuckle.. AS SW CRASH LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE ARENA GUARD RAIL!!!!
Stew-O: Matt turns around, and Matt meets ETR who kicks him in the gut.. And Does a Cyclone DDT!!! ETR picks up NWOMatt…. and ETR does.. A BRAINBUSTER!!!!! THE BRAINBUSTER!!!! But Matt gets out of it, goes behind ETR And does an Olympic Slam RIGHT into the middle of this ring!!! But ETR gets out of it, and does a spinning heel kick, but ETR Cant connect as Matt ducks, Grabs his Sheleighli and BASHES it right over ETR’s head!!! And Matt Drags ETR And pins!!! 1……………..2………………… but ETR kicks out!! Matt picks up.. and Matt goes for A German Suplex!!! But DE goes towards Matt.. but meets a HUGE Roundhouse kick by Kofi!!!! And Matt hits The Suplex, and holds in a pin!!! 1………….2…………. but ETR kicks out again!
Deadprez: NWOMatt wants to finish this off…. and Matt goes to the top rope for a Frog Splash!!! But Look at this!!! Indy runs at the rope as Matt falls CROTCH FIRST onto the Turnbuckle!!! SW is up but is still outside of the ring.. and Kofi SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES… AND DOES A CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!!! But Look at this!!! SW Catches Kofi and SW Throws Kofi STRAIGHT into The Concrete in the Crowd Area near the ramp!!! In the ring, DE is throwing hammer-like Shots at Matts skull, as matt is still Saddling the top turnbuckle.. now DE Grabs Matt… hooks the arm.. AND DE DOES A SUPERPLEX AS NWOMATT CRASHES INTO THE RING!!!! Now DE Covers for the pin!!! 1…………2………….. but Matt kicks out!!!
Stew-O: Its just DE and Indy of all 6 men that are up now!!! But not for long as ETR runs his shoulder into the knee of The Dark Emperor!!! And Indy Runs at DE with a HUGE Clothesline!!! But DE Reverses with a Belly to Back Release Suplex!!!! As Indy flies to the outside of the ring!!! But LOOK AT THIS!!! DE meets a SPEAR!!! A SPEAR BY ETR!!!!! AND ETR COULD RETAIN HIS TITLES!!! 1……………2………………. BUT DE KICKS OUT!!!! DE is damn near Unstoppable!!! But ETR Wants to Seal the Deal… and ETR Attempts.. A BRAINBUSTER!!! But DE Reverses with a Back Body Drop!!! ETR Scrambles back up… and ETR runs at DE, and slides under his legs, Trips DE.. AND ETR ATTEMPTS AN STF!!! AN STF!!!! COULD ETR CAPTURE A SUBMISSION HERE!!??
Deadprez: ETR looks like has has that thing locked in TIGHT!!! ETR wont let up!!! And DE is nearly red in the face!!!!! DE IS CLAWING, CLAWING TOWARDS VICTORY!!!! But Here Comes SW with a SICKENING CHAIRSHOT TO ETR’S SPINE!!! SW is waiting till DE gets up… DE is up.. turns around.. AND OMG!!!! SW SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER DE’S HEAD!!! WHAT A SICKENING ATTACK ON HIS OWN PARTNER!!!! Now SW Grabs Indy!!! And SW COVERS DE, using Indy!!! And The Referee MUST PIN!!! 1!!!!……….2!!!!………….. BUT NWOMATT SMASHES THAT SHELEIGHLI INTO INDYS SKULL!!! Matt wants to WIN this match!!! SW is attacking NWOMatt now!!! And Matt TACKLES SW, AND DOES A BOSTON CRAB!!!!!!!!! And Here Comes ETR… ETR is going towards Matt with a sickening look on his face!!! BUT KOFI FROM THE RING APRON, BOUNCES ONTO THE ROPES.. AND DOES A JAMAICAN BUZZSAW!!!! THE JAMAICAN BUZZSAW!!!!!
Stew-O: KOFI IS GOING TO FINISH THIS WITH THE TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!! ( “Boom Boom Legdrop ). And… KOFI HITS IT!!!! And THERES THE PIN ON ETR!!! 1…………..2……………… BUT DAMMIT ALMIGHTY!!! WHILE SW IS IS TAPPING TO MATTS BOSTON CRAB, THE REFEREE ONLY SEE’S INDY PICK UP KOFI!!!! iNDY PICKS UP KOFI AND DOES….. THE NECRO TOMBSTONE!!!!!! THE NECRO TOMBSTONE!!!!!! AND SW IS STILL TAPPING OUT!!!! Matt is turning around to Confront The Referee… and INDY PICKS UP MATT, AND ETR COMES IN AS BOTH INDY AND ETR DO…. THE I2K!!!!!!!! THE I2K!!!! ( Cutter by ETR turned into Necro Spear by Indy ). THE MATCH IS OVER!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!! ETR PINS KOFI!!!! 1…………..2……………….3……….
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Team I2K’s music plays as crowd cheers when they celebrate)
Announcer: The winners of this match.. and STILL The EAW Tag Team Champions!!!!…… Independent and ETR… TEAM I—2—K!!!!!!
Deadprez: This was a WAR!!! 6 men, 3 teams and NONE of Them Gave an Inch! NWOMatt and Kofi were SO Close to winning!!! So Close, that while Kofi has the match won with the pin… NWOMatt had SW TAPPING OUT!!! But i dont know HOW they did it, but Team I2K came in Champions! And Came OUT Champions!!!
Stew-O: Impressive match, but NEXT, we have The EAW Womens/Vixens Title on the line!
( Alexa vs Sabina Title chase Video Package plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall… and is Falls Count Anywhere match, for The EAW… VIXEEENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
( Alexa’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when she comes out )
Announcer: First The Challenger…. From Boston, Massachusetts.. AAAAAAALEXAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is our _# 1 Contender to the very EAW Womens Title! Alexa at Pain for Pride fought for the EAW Womens Championship, but it was Sabina who came out victorious in that 4 way Battle! But now Alexa is here, because she WANTS the EAW Womens Title… and if her plan works, than as soon as she picks up This EAW Womens title, she’s gonna DROP it, destroy it and humiliate it in any other e-fed she likes!
( SKO-Sabina’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when she comes out with the Vixens Championship )
Announcer: And Her Opponent… From Malibu, California.. She is The EAW WOMENS CHAMPIOOON…. SAAAAAAAABIIIINAAAAAA!!!!!!
Deadprez: And Here Comes our Womens Champion!!! Sabina making her way to the ring as she stares eye to eye with Her Challenging Opponent, Alexa! The most history these women have are pain for pride, but both of these women are determined to walk out of Midsummer Massacre with the Womens Title! But the question is this, will Sabina save her Womens Title reign, or Will Alexa Score the Womens Championship and successfully HUMILIATE our fed!?
Stew-O: Well this is how we’re gonna find out, and Both women circle the ring as the tie up in the middle of the ring here… and Sabina gets the upperhand by pressing Alexa’s body into the Turnbuckle, perhaps getting the upper advantage! But Alexa kicks Alexa into the Lower Abdomin, And Alexa grabs Sabina and does an Abdominal Stretch, wearing down the Spine of The EAW Womens Champion. Alexa turns that Stretch into a White Russian Leg Sweep, and Alexa as Sabina lands into the Mat, holds in a Sleeper Hold From Behind! Alexa Releases this hold after over 20 seconds, and Alexa does a Rear Naked Choke on Sabina, as Alexa Applies SO much Pressure, and if Sabina passes out or Taps, this match will be over!
Deadprez: The Referee grabs Sabina’s arm, and drops it once onto the mat, The Referee Grabs Sabina’s arm again, and drops it onto the mat again.. The Referee Grabs Sabina’s arm once more… And Her Arm Drops onto the mat yet again!!! But Sabina holds it before it can land, keeping her into this match, as she punches and elbows at the sides of Her Challenger Alexa! And Alexa forcefully lets go and as Sabina is on her hands and knee’s Alexa throws a HUGE Boot to the Side of Sabina’s Head!!! And Sabina might be Knocked out Cold here, as Alexa Hooks the leg! 1………2………….. but SKO Kicks out!
Stew-O: Alexa picks up SKO, and Alexa drops a Scoopslam, and Alexa runs at Sabina with a Baseball Slide.. as Alexa rams GUT FIRST INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Sabina drops to the outside of the ring.. and Alexa goes onto the top rope, Waiting till SKO Can get up, and she does as Alexa does A HUGE STANDING MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!!! But SKO Jumps out of the way, as Alexa lands GUT FIRST onto The Steel Guard Rail!!! And She lands into the Crowd as Sabina goes under the ring.. grabs a Steel Cage and AS ALEXA Tries to Climb over.. Sabina SMASHES The Chair over her head!!! But Alexa moves out of the way, and The Chair smashes into the Steel Guardrail!!!
Deadprez: But Wait Minute! Alexa pulls Sabina into the Crowd.. and Alexa SMASHES Sabina’s Head into the Guard Rail, and Throws Sabina Headfirst into THE ARENA STAIRS!!! And SKO Has Been busted open at the top of her head, as her OWN Blood Colors her hair Bright Red! Alexa picks up Sabina both hands over her head… and Drops Sabina Gut first onto the Steel Guardrail.. and CLOTHESLINES Sabina over the guardrail!!!.. But Sabina Shoulderblocks Alexa… and Sabina does a HUGE Roundhouse Kick to the Side of The Head, of her opponent!!!..Alexa is still up.. And Sabina RUNS at Alexa with a Tornado DDT RIGHT onto the Steel Arena Stairs in the Crowd Area! And Alexa MUST be knocked out here, as Sabina pins! 1…………2……………. but Alexa kicks out right there.
Stew-O: It dosent look like Sabina is feeling too good, and i know I wouldn’t either if i was smashes Headfirst into Steel Stairs! Sabina picks up Alexa, and Sabina throws a huge right hand to the jaw, and Grabs Alexas head to ram it STRAIGHT into the Steel Guardrail, and Sabina Clotheslines Alexa out of the Crowd Area, and onto the Concrete Ramp! Both Sabina and Alexa are up, and Sabina grabs Alexas head, and SMASHES it into the Concrete Ramp! And Sabina picks up Alexa, again, throws a HUGE Uppercut, but Alexa does a back-bend, and does a Nice Kick to Sabina’s Jaw! Both women trade punches till they get in front of the titantron stage set, and Alexa drops Sabina onto the concrete… and Does a Catapult AS SABINA RAMS FACE FIRST INTO THE TITANTRON STAGE SET!!!!
Deadprez: Now these women are trading punches, and The Referee follows both women as they go backstage, and Alexa goes near a glass window.. AND ATTEMPTS TO SMASH ALEXA’S HEAD INTO THAT GLASS!!!! But Sabina Stops the impact, Elbows at Alexa, and throws a Right hand as BOTH WOMEN ENTER THE MAIN HALL! Sabina goes near a Taco Bell, And Sabina Grabs Mustard and Sprays it RIGHT into the eyes of The Hopeful EAW Womens Champion! Sabina Grabs Alexa… and throws her Spine first into a pizza hut counter, as The Line infront of it are Cheering them on! Sabina Grabs The Cash Register now… and RAMS IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF ALEXA!!! But Alexa ducks, and Alexa does a Hurricana as Sabina Crashes RIGHT into The Womens Bathroom door!
Stew-O: Both women are IN the bathroom, And Alexa grabs Sabina head first…and SMASHES the mirror using Sabina’s face! And I dont know or care what happens, but SOMEBODY is getting 7 years of bad luck! Blood is spewing down Sabina’s face, as Alexa Grabs Sabina’s faces, and again RAMS it into that Bathroom Sink! But Sabina Blocks the Impact.. and Sabina Throws Alexa Headfirst INTO a Toiler… and Sabina LITERALLY gives Alexa a swirly!!!!!! Sabina GRABS a Sink RIGHT out of the wall… and SABINA RAMS IT RIGHT INTO ALEXA’S TEMPLE!!! As Both Women are out of the bathroom, Sabina Grabs Alexa.. and throws her RIGHT into the Water fountain, as it Breaks right off of the wall!!!
Deadprez: Sabina Covers for a pin now! 1…………….2…………………. BUT ALEXA KICKS OUT! Sabina and Alexa continue to trades fists until the end up in the Indoor parking lot, only 30 seconds later! And Alexa is taking control, as she rams Sabina’s head RIGHT into a Car Window! But AGAIN Sabina Stops the Impact, and Sabina this time Rams ALEXA face first into The Window above those Window Wipers! Sabina sets up Alexa’s head in front of the Car Window… AND SABINA DOES A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALEXA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SABINA CRASHES, AS GLASS FLIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!! Alexa goes towards a car.. and as an old woman gets out of her car… Alexa PUNCHES HER OUT, AND TAKES HER KEYS!
Stew-O: Alexa Grabs Sabina with blood ALL over her body now… And Alexa Smashes Sabina’s Head into the Car she JUST crashed through.. Sabina is laying gut infront of the Car… and Alexa goes INTO the Stolen car…. STARTS THE ENGINE.. AND DRIVES 100 MPH RIGHT INTO SABINA’S BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BOTH CARS THAT HAVE JUST CRASHED INTO EACHOTHER ARE ON FIRE, AS BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE CONSUMED IN FLAMES!!!!
Deadprez: BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Both women JUMP out of the fire!!!! And Both Women are COVERED IN BLOOD!!!! ITS ANYBODY’S BALLGAME NOW!!!! Both women are LAID out, and neither of them arent moving an INCH! But Alexa CRAWLS over to the seemingly DEAD Sabina… and COVERS WITH A PIN!!!!! 1……..!!!!!!……..2!!!!!……………. BUT SABINA KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!! Alexa picks up Sabina…. And Alexa is gonna do.. THE WIDOWS PEAK!!!! But Sabina Elbows the back of Alexa’s Head… gets out of it.. turns around.. AND DOES A SHINING WIZARD ON ALEXA.. AS BOTH WOMEN CRASH-LAND INTO THOSE 15 FOOT FLAMES!!!!!!! THE REFEREE PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1……………!!!!!!!!!!!…..2!!!!!!!!!……………..3!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: And Sabina is STILL CHAMP!!! Sabina fought the HARDEST match of her LIFE! And Sabina fought to WIN!!! And LOOK AT THIS! Both Women are UNCONSCIOUS, and Are laying in a pool of their OWN BLOOD!!! The Referee has simply DROPPED the title over the chest of Sabina, ans not even SHE knows that shes won this match here!!!
( The Ambulence siren is heard as 2 Ambulance’s rush into the parking lot and Referees surround both women )
Deadprez: These women went through new heights tonight, that is for sure! I just hope no one is seriously injured after this!
Stew-O: They’ll be fine! This is EAW, even if there ARE injuries, our stars are strong enough to keep fighting till their bodies literally disintegrate!
Deadprez: I doubt that..
( Dynasty Rebound plays )
(Video package shows the history of the AWF National Answers / EAW National Extreme Championship)
Announcer: This, is a Fatal 4-Way match, for the EAW National Extreme Championship!!
(JBB’s music hits and he receives a Mixed reaction)
Announcer: Introducing the challengers. First, weighing in at 245 pounds, Johnny… BAD BLOOD!!!
(Starr’s music hits and the crowd cheers)
Announcer: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 252 pounds, the Wrestling Machine, STARR!!!
(Latino Game’s music hits, the crowd boo’s as he comes out in a low-rider, gets out and walks to the ring)
Announcer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 225 pounds, Latinoooooooo GAAAAAAAME!!!!!
(Impact’s music hits, he gets a huge pop and he walks to the ring holding the title belt)
Announcer: And making his way to the ring, he is the current reigning EAW National Extreme Champion….. IMPAAAAAAAACT!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: Impact may be saying goodbye to his title here, because he’s got 3 hungry challengers! Game wants the title back so badly, Starr has never been pinned and wants his 1st title, and JBB wants to prove himself as more than a tag team competitor! But there’s only 1 man out of these 4, who will be able to call themselves the Champ, after tonight!
Stew-O: The bell rings and Game steps onto the apron, letting the other 3 begin this match… Starr quickly clotheslines JBB, JBB gets back up and Starr hits a Scoop Slam.. but there’s Impact from behind putting Starr in a Headlock, he holds him in the Headlock and now hits a Russian Legsweep! Impact picks Starr up, he whips him across the ring and hits a Back Body Drop. Now JBB is up and Impact hits a Drop Kick, JBB falls against the ropes and now Impact clotheslines him over the top rope and down to the floor..
Deadprez: There’s Starr from behind on Impact with a German Suplex! But Impact quickly gets up and Starr goes for a Snap Suplex, Impact blocks it. Hang on, it seems that Impact and Starr are finally realizing Game is standing on the apron… they grab him and both slam him back into the ring! Game gets back up, Impact and Starr with a Double Clothesline! Now Starr with the Leg Drop on Game! Impact picks Game up, Starr grabs him and they hit a Double Suplex! Starr and Impact are doing well to double-team Latino Game here, but JBB is back in the ring and he hits a Back Suplex on Starr!
Stew-O: But there’s Impact who does a roll up on JBB! 1…….. 2….. JBB kicks out.. Both men get up, Impact hits some fists but JBB ducks and hits a running Shoulder Block. He picks him up and Powerbombs Impact into the turnbuckle! Game attacks JBB from behind with a Chop Block, and he throws JBB outside the ring! Game exits the ring, he throws JBB into the steel steps! And Game with a Big Boot to JBB, but JBB ducks and throws Game face-first into our announcing table! And he slams him into the table again, and again, and again! But this time Game blocks it, he kicks JBB in the mid-section and he picks JBB up, A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
Deadprez: But Starr gets out of the ring and attacks Game, preventing him from making a cover, and Starr throws Game over the Ring Barricade into the crowd, and pins JBB himself!! 1……………………… 2………………. Impact jumps from the ring and breaks up the pin! All 4 men are outside the ring now, Impact repeatedly stomps on Starr and picks him up, Impact hits a SPINEBUSTER! BUT STARR COUNTERS! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!! He pins Impact and everyone else is down! 1………………………. 2…………………. Impact gets the Shoulder up!!
Stew-O: That was so close!! Now Starr picks JBB up, he throws him into the ring post! Now Starr lifts JBB up, he goes for a Falling Powerslam, but JBB counters.. and JBB hits a spinning heel kick on Starr, Starr falls against the ring barricade, and JBB WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO HIS TEMPLE!
Deadprez: STARR ISN’T MOVING! JBB goes to cover him, but Game is back at ringside, he has a crutch in his hands! And he smashes the crutch over JBB’s head, GAME PINS STARR! 1………… 2…………… Starr kicks out! But now Game picks Starr up, he throws him into the ring, Game goes up to the top rope…. FROGSPLASH!!! IT CONNECTS! BUT STARR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!
Stew-O: And Starr grabs Game’s ankle, HE PUTS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! ANKLE LOCK!!!!!
Deadprez: GAME IS WRITHING IN PAIN! BUT STARR KEEPS THE ANKLE LOCK ON HIM, HE’LL HAVE TO TAP!!!
Stew-O: GAME IS TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES….. HE’S NEARLY THERE… BUT STARR PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Deadprez: Wait… IMPACT IS IN THE RING, IMPACT CLOCKS STARR OVER THE HEAD WITH THE TITLE BELT!
Stew-O: And Impact pins Starr!!! 1……………. 2…………. STARR GETS A SHOULDER UP! But Impact picks Game up, he goes for the Scorpion Death Drop!! But Game counters and hits a Low Blow! Game hits a Gutwrench Suplex, and hooks the leg of Impact! 1….. but JBB is back in the ring, JBB picks Game up, he hits a huge clothesline! Everyone else is down, this is JBB’s time to capitalize! He goes outside the ring and brings in a steel chair! Game gets up, JBB STRIKES HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Deadprez: AND JBB SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO IMPACT’S SKULL! AND HE STRIKES STARR NOW! Now JBB hits a Powerbomb on Starr, driving him into the steel chair! JBB covers Starr!! 1………………………… 2…………….. 3! BUT STARR KICKS OUT AT THREE! JBB bounces off the ropes, he does an Elbow drop, but Starr moves out of the way! And Starr quickly gets up, HE HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON JBB!!! OLYMPIC SLAM, IT CONNECTS!!
Stew-O: But Game is up on the top rope, GAME HITS A FROGSPLASH ON JBB! CRUSHING HIM!
Deadprez: But AN OLMYPIC SLAM! STARR QUICKLY HITS AN OLYMPIC SLAM ON GAME!!! Starr is on fire here, Game and JBB aren’t moving and Impact is getting up! Starr picks him up and puts him on the top rope, Starr hits some fast punches! 1… 2… 3… 4.. 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!
Stew-O: Now Starr tries to drop Impact off the turnbuckle, but Impact is holding on! Impact headbutts Starr a few times, BUT STARR HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON IMPACT, OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDING HIM CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Deadprez: Now Starr picks up JBB, he hits a Snap Suplex! He goes to the top rope, STARR HITS A MOONSAULT ON JBB!! And now he goes to the opposite top rope, STARR HITS A MOONSAULT ON IMPACT! BUT IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, STARR CRASHES AND BURNS!
Stew-O: That was Starr’s biggest mistake! And Impact is slowly getting up, he picks Starr up and kicks him in the mid-section, Impact hits some chops and punches, now he hits the SCORPION DEATH DROP!
Deadprez: BUT STARR COUNTERS! Starr drops Impact down to the floor, HE PUTS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK! YES, THE ANKLE LOCK! AND THERE’S SURELY NO ESCAPE FOR IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: GAME AND JBB ARE BOTH DOWN AND NOT MOVING, THERE’S NO ONE TO SAVE IMPACT NOW! IMPACT IS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN, HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OR GET HIS ANKLE SNAPPED!!!
Deadprez: Starr is putting more and more pressure on Impact’s ankle! We’re gonna see the new National Extreme Champion here!! HE’S GONNA TAP! YES!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT IS TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES, HE’S TRYING TO CLIMB OVER JBB’S BODY TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT IS FADING! HE’S NOT MOVING ANYMORE, ON TOP OF JBB’S BODY, AND HE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS! THE PAIN IN HIS ANKLE MUST HAVE BEEN UNBELIEVABLE!
Stew-O: AND THE REFEREE COUNTS FOR A KNOCKOUT! 1………. 2……… 3!!!! YES! STARR WINS IT! STARR HAS MADE IMPACT PASS OUT TO THE ANKLE LOCK, AND STARR IS YOUR NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Starr’s music plays as he raises his arm in triumph and the referee slides out of the ring to go speak to the ring announcer)
Deadprez: What a performance by Starr! He truly deserves that title belt!
Stew-O: Thats damn right, and he can hold it with pride!!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and STILL…… EAW National Extreme Champion, IMPAAAAACT!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: What?!?!!?? Did he say Impact? But… well I guess even our ring announcer makes mistakes sometimes..
Announcer: The referee has informed me that while Starr held a submission hold on Impact, Impact made a cover on JBB. JBB’s shoulders stayed down for the 3-count, and Impact did not submit to the hold being applied by Starr.
Announcer: Therefore, I repeat, the winner of this match and Still your EAW National Extreme Champion, IMPAAAAACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Impact’s music plays as he lies unconscious on the mat and the referee places the title belt on top of him)
Stew-O: WHAT? STARR WAS ROBBED!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
Deadprez: I guess it all makes sense.. Starr held the Ankle Lock on Impact but Impact never tapped, Impact crawled onto JBB’s body and that counts as a pin!
Stew-O: But I dont think Starr is going to take this lightly.. he’s had a title victory stolen from him, and I dont think he’s finished with Impact…
Deadprez: I definitely dont think he is! Because Starr is lifting Impact to his feet, STARR HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!!
(Starr’s music plays as he leaves the ring)
Stew-O: Starr has made his presence be felt, but that doesnt mean anything, because Impact has retained the National Extreme title!
( Camera fades to Mr DEDEDE standing backstage with Francesca as crowd boo’s )
Francesca: Mr DEDEDE, MvM since Day 1 of his career has taken down the likes of Undertaker-rip, Book of Wrestling and Ronn.. Three men that have beaten you in the past! Is there anything you’d like to add to this statement?
Mr DEDEDE: Well Franny MVM’s had an impressive career. The man has been Undefeated for nearly a year, something i wish i could’ve done! But ya know something, tonight… Tonight is the night i prove to all the naysayers who THINK MvM can beat me.. That in reality MvM is NOTHING compared to me.
Mr DEDEDE: Hey! As a matter of fact lets look back, allow me to show you, to tell you why I’m winning my match tonight! First off… lets see… I’ve won 26 Titles in my career…. its nearly been a year for MvM, and how many titles does he have in EAW or AWF?…. Oh that’s right thats riiightttt.. NONE. Now don’t get me wrong, MvM is a great athlete, and i haven’t won any Championships in EAW either! But one thing that I will do, that MvM can NEVER do in EAW… and WILL NEVER do in EAW… is win The EAW World Championship. That’s a GIVEN, Franny.
Mr DEDEDE: The point I’m trying to make is…come our BLT Match later tonight… There isn’t a snowballs chance in hell that MvM is beating me in my own game… Nope, not the game that I created no no no no no. Why??? I’ll tell you why, I say this all the time: “HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST”. Even if this piece of Trailer Park Trash had the first laugh over on me, he ain’t leaving this gator-infested DUMP called Miami with the win! ( Crowd Boo’s )..
Mr DEDEDE: IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!…… WHAT THE GAWD!!!!!!! …. Ah hell…. MVM, as far as you concern there ain’t no God.
( DEDEDE waltzes out of the screen )
(Video package shows highlights of DEDEDE vs HRDO at PFP where Ronn screws HRDO out of a victory, and the rest of the Ronn-HRDO feud)
(A huge explosion shoots up from the Stage and the Turnbuckles and flames rise from the titantron)
(HRDO’s music plays as crowd cheers as he walks out to the ring)
Stew-O: HRDO is making his presence be felt, literally! And I can feel the heat of those flames from over here, as HRDO enters the ring!
Deadprez: This man has decimated the likes of Carlito is Cool, Crude, and if it weren’t for Ronn, he would’ve added Mr. DEDEDE to that list!
(The flames disappear and the lights flash around the arena as the Takeover plays and Jay-Z walks out to the entrance ramp to perform it live)
Jay-Z: The takeover, the break’s over nigga
God MC, me, Jay-Hova
Hey lil’ soldier you ain’t ready for war
C.M. Ronn too strong for y’all
It’s like bringin a knife to a gunfight, pen to a test
Your chest in the line of fire witcha thin-ass vest
You bringin them Boyz II Men, HOW them boys gon’ win?
This is grown man BIA, get you rolled into triage
Beatch – your reach ain’t long enough, dunny
Your peeps ain’t strong enough, fucka
Roc-A-Fella is the army, better yet the navy
Niggaz’ll kidnap your babies, spit at your lady
We bring – knife to fistfight, kill your drama
Uh, we kill you motherfuckin ants with a sledgehammer
Don’t let me do it to you dunny cause I overdo it
So you won’t confuse it with just rap music
(Ronn walks out from behind him accompanied by his crew of gangstas and the crowd boo’s as he stands next to Jay-Z)
Jay-Z: R.O.C., we runnin this rap shit
C.M. Ronn, we runnin this rap shit
The Broad Street Bully, we runnin this rap shit
Get zipped up in plastic when it happens that’s it
Freeway, we runnin this rap shit
O & Sparks, we runnin this rap shit
Chris & Neef, we runnin this rap shit
(Ronn slowly walks towards the ring until his theme song finishes, Jay-Z and Ronn’s crew leave)
Deadprez: Ronn has made his own impressive entrance here! But the action is only about to start!
Stew-O: This match has been a long time coming, this rivalry has been brewing since AWF! These 2 men have hated each other for a long time, and tonight everything will be settled! And we will find out who is the true Titan of Dynasty Universe!
Announcer: This following Grudge Match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing 1st, from Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 238 Pounds….. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheers)
Announcer: And his opponent, from New Jersey, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the Chairman of Extreme Answers Wrestling, C.M. RONN!!!!!!!!!! (Crowd boo’s)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: Ronn & HRDO are staring down, the bell rings! AND HERE WE GO!
Stew-O: Both men are throwing huge punches, there’s a left hand by Ronn! But HRDO does an Uppercut! And HRDO hits some more punches at Ronn, Ronn kicks him in the mid-section and goes for a running Shoulder Block! BUT HRDO LIFTS HIM UP AND HITS A SAMOAN DROP!!!
Deadprez: HRDO covers Ronn! 1…………. 2……… but Ronn kicks out! That was nearly over in 30 seconds! Ronn gets back up, HRDO hits some fists as Ronn rests against the ropes, HRDO tries to clothesline him over the top rope but Ronn quickly Drop Kicks HRDO.. HRDO falls to his knees, Ronn kicks him in the head a few times! Ronn jumps to the middle rope, he does an Elbow drop to HRDO’s skull! And Ronn hooks HRDO’s leg now, 1………………. 2…………. HRDO quickly powers out!
Stew-O: HRDO gets back up, Ronn hits some punches but HRDO whips Ronn across the ring, Ronn comes back and HRDO hits a Boot to the face! But Ronn ducks, Ronn goes behind and hits a Back Suplex on HRDO! But HRDO sits up, Ronn kicks him in the face! But HRDO sits up again, this time he grabs Ronn around the throat! HRDO gets to his feet, but Ronn does a Low Blow! And Ronn slaps HRDO across the face!!
Deadprez: And now Ronn quickly hits a running DDT, driving HRDO head-first into the mat! Ronn makes the cover. 1………………. 2………… but HRDO kicks out with authority! Ronn stomps on HRDO a few times, he goes to the top rope as HRDO gets back up, Ronn does a Diving Cross Body! But HRDO catches him in mid-air and hits a Swinging Sideslam! That must have driven all the energy out of Ronn’s body, as HRDO covers him! 1…………… 2………….. Ronn gets a shoulder up!
Stew-O: And HRDO climbs to the top rope, Ronn gets back up and HRDO does a Flying Clothesline! It connects!!
Deadprez: And HRDO waits for Ronn to get back up, and HRDO GRABS RONN AROUND THE THROAT! CHOKESLAM!!! YES, HE HITS THE CHOKESLAM!!!
Stew-O: But wait! Ronn’s crew members are running out to the ring, there’s 5 of them! And they attack HRDO, but HRDO starts handing out punches and uppercuts! HRDO hits a Double German Suplex on 2 of them!
Deadprez: And HRDO throws another one over the top rope on top of the other 2! He grabs the last 2 around their throats, and lifts them over the ropes and down to the floor! Ronn’s crew has been demolished by HRDO!
Stew-O: BUT THERE’S RONN FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIRSHOT ON HRDO! RIGHT TO THE BACK!
Deadprez: The distraction allowed Ronn to capitalize! Ronn drops the steel chair, he whips HRDO into the turnbuckle. He runs at him and hits a Running Knee Lift! It connects, now Ronn follows up with the Running Bulldog onto the steel chair!! Ronn pins HRDO, this could do it! 1……………….. 2………………… Kick-out!!!
Stew-O: HRDO gets back up, Ronn grabs the chair and rams it into HRDO’s mid-section! Now Ronn hits a Shining Wizard, but HRDO stays on his feet! Ronn goes for another chairshot, but HRDO grabs the chair and throws it out of the way! HRDO hits some Knife edge chops on Ronn, now he lifts him up in a Military Press! HRDO throws Ronn over the top rope and down to the concrete floor!!
Deadprez: Ronn may have some cracked ribs from taking that fall, but he’s managing to get back up… HRDO runs across the ring, he jumps through the ropes and hits a Double Murder Suicide Dive on Ronn!!! But Ronn moves outta the way and HRDO crashes into the side of our announcing table!
Stew-O: Damn… let’s take another look at that! (Replay shown)
Deadprez: Ronn picks HRDO up, he grabs a monitor and smashes it in HRDO’s face! But it looks like HRDO didn’t even feel that! He picks Ronn up, and he drops him face-first into the Ring Barricade! And Ronn’s been busted open now!
Stew-O: HRDO is living up to his promise to Decimate the Chairman here, but he hasn’t got the job done yet because Ronn is still getting back up! HRDO lifts Ronn on his shoulders, but Ronn counters and hits a Spinning wheel kick! HRDO stays standing, but he doesn’t know where he’s at, Ronn looks under the ring and brings out a Baseball Bat! He uses it to Choke HRDO out here, forcing HRDO down to his Knees..
Deadprez: Now Ronn strikes HRDO in the back repeatedly with the Baseball Bat, punishing him! But HRDO gets back to his feet, he grabs the Baseball Bat and he smashes it against the ring post, it snaps in half!!
Stew-O: It looks like HRDO just wants to destroy Ronn with his bare hands. He kicks him in the mid-section and hits a German Suplex onto the concrete floor! He picks him up, and hits a 2nd German! Now there’s a 3rd!
Deadprez: HRDO covers Ronn! 1………….. 2…………………. BUT RONN GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: HRDO picks Ronn up and throws him into the ring, HRDO looks under the ring and brings out a table! He enters the ring and sets the table up, he picks Ronn up and tries to Chokeslam him through the Table!!
Deadprez: But Ronn with a kick to the gut, he hits a Hangman Neckbreaker on HRDO! He hooks the leg.. 1……….. 2…….. HRDO gets a shoulder up! Ronn picks him up, he whips him into the turnbuckle and does a clothesline! Now HRDO falls forward, Ronn catches him and lifts him up on his shoulders! HE’S GOING FOR THE G.T.S! AND IT CONNECTS! GO TO SLEEP!!!
Stew-O: BUT CAN RONN DO IT, AS HE COVERS HRDO! 1………………. 2……………….. KICK-OUT!!!
Deadprez: HRDO sits up! He gets up to his feet, Ronn hits a Big Boot but HRDO moves out of the way! HRDO hits some uppercuts and picks Ronn up, he puts him on the top turnbuckle and now hits some punches.. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… and HRDO is going for a Superplex!!!
Stew-O: But Ronn headbutts HRDO, he does a Low Blow! And Ronn capitalizes, he puts HRDO in position and HITS THE PEPSI PLUNGE!!! PEPSI PLUNGE FROM THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE TAAABLE!!!! Unbelievable! And the Chairman pins HRDO here, but it’s all over! 1………………….. 2……………….. 3! BUT HRDO KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE DO IT?
Deadprez: And HRDO is getting up! No matter what Ronn does, he just can’t beat HRDO! HRDO punches Ronn, he grabs him around the throat and CHOKESLAMS HIM!!! HRDO goes outside the ring, he looks under the ring and brings out a bottle… He gets back in the ring, and he’s pouring… Gasoline out of the bottle, all over Ronn’s body! This cant be good, because HRDO has a lighter in his hand! AND HRDO IS GONNA SET FIRE TO THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S THE REFEREE FROM BEHIND, WHAT THE HELL? THE REFEREE STRIKES HRDO WITH A STEEL CHAIR! AND THE REF REPEATEDLY HITS HIM WITH THE CHAIR, KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Was that ref trying to protect Ronn or… what is going on here?
Deadprez: Ronn gets back up, he picks HRDO up and strikes him with the steel chair!!! And Ronn plants HRDO with a DDT onto the chair!
Stew-O: Now Ronn is pouring Gasoline all over HRDO! And the referee kicks HRDO in the face! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
Deadprez: Ronn gets the lighter, he flicks it and lights HRDO’s leg! AND THE FLAMES ARE SPREADING! NO! HRDO IS BURNING, HRDO IS BURNING, HRDO IS BURNING!!!!!!
Stew-O: SOMEONE STOP THIS!
Deadprez: And Ronn puts a foot on HRDO’s face, the only part of him which isn’t on fire! And the ref makes a fast count! 1.. 2.. 3! RONN WINS, BUT WHO CARES! HRDO IS BURNING HERE! Wait, here come Ronn’s crew that interfered near the beginning of the match, they’re holding a Casket!! And they roll HRDO’s burning body inside the Casket, and shut the lid! Now they’re carrying the Casket out of the ring, and walking back up the Entrance Ramp!
Stew-O: I cant believe what we’re seeing.. this is Disgusting! Ronn has destroyed HRDO and ended his career, but he did it with the help of the referee… and now Ronn is getting a mic, is he gonna shed some light on what’s going on?
Ronn: Ha, ha, ha.. now you can’t say that HRDO didn’t get what was comin for him.. That is EXACTLY what happens! When you Cross, the Boss… Oh, and in case you were wondering, allow me to welcome the next big thing in EAW! A man I will guide to greatness, a loyal servant, and a pretty good damn referee! Lethal Consequences…
(Ronn raises Lethal Consequence’s hand and they walk from the ring laughing)
Deadprez: Wait a minute! That ref was EAW’s new member Lethal Consequence!
Stew-O: This is Bullshit! But you can never count Ronn out for finding someone to help him win, everyone else was involved in a match so he turned to one of EAW’s new members!
Deadprez: But.. have we seen the end of HRDO? This is a horrible way for his career to end…
Stew-O: Well Ronn introduced to the world Lethal Consequence, now its time to see if he has what it takes in the ring!
( 30 second advertisement )
(DING DING DING)
Announcer: The following matchup is scheduled to be an 8 man over the top rope battle royal in which the last two participants will face each other in a one on one matchup. The man to pin his opponent will be declared the winner of this DEBUT BATTLE ROYAL!!!
( PartyManiac’s theme plays…crowd has mixed reaction )
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, first, weighing in at 185 lbs…he is…PARTYYYYYYMAAAAAANNNIACCCCSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Irish Assassin’s music plays…crowd has mixed reaction )
Announcer: And his opponent…making his way to the ring weighting in at 232 lbs…he is…IRRRRRRISH AAAAASSASINNNNN!!!!!
( StereoRaptor’s music plays…crowd has very mixed reaction )
Announcer: And their opponent…making his way to the ring…weighing in at 347 lbs…he is…STEREORAPTOR!!!!!
( Mister K’s theme plays…crowd mainly boos )
Announcer: And their opponent…making his way to the ring from New York, New York…weighing in at 230 lbs…he is…MIIIIIISSSSSTTTTAAAAAA K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Erick Benjiman’s theme plays…crowd has mixed reaction )
Announcer: And their opponent…making his way to the ring…weighing in at 207 lbs…he is….ERRRRICKK BEEEENJIMANNN!!!!!
( Kira’s music plays…crowd has mixed reaction )
Announcer: And their opponent….making his way to the ring from Parts Unknown…weighing in at 336 lbs….he is…KIIIIIIIIIIRAAA!!!!!!!
( The Great One’s Music Plays…crowd has mixed reaction…many cheer )
Announcer: And their opponent…weighing in at 217 lbs…he is….THE GREEEAAAATTTTT ONE!!!!!
( Lethal Consequences’ music plays…crowd has mixed reaction…many boo )
Announcer: And finally…the final participant in this debut battle royal…making his way to the ring…weighing in at 243 lbs…he is….LETHALLLLL CONNNNNNNSEQUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING DING DING )
DP: So all 8 competitors start off in this free for all! Kira just immediately tackles TGO and takes him out of the ring! Kira grabs a chair from the announcer and smacks TGO in the head! Showing no mercy whatsoever! Kira pulls something from his tights; brass knuckles! And he smashes his fist and the brass into TGO face!
Stew-O: The beating continues as IA and LC go after PM with punches shoving him into the corner. IA throws PM into the opposite corner and sends LC into him. They connect and LC sends PM into IA ready with a running DDT!
DP: Meanwhile, Raptor is throwing punches with MK. But Kira hit’s a double clothesline on the both of them! Erick comes and punches Kira in the back of the head but Kira doesn’t seem to care! He just turns and grabs him by the throat and throws him halfway across the ring!
Stew-O: Kira gets MK to his feet and tosses him into the ropes, he bounces back and runs into a huge boot! Raptor wants a piece of Kira but gets one hell of an uppercut. Stereo goes back into the corner and Kira runs his shoulder twice into the 300 pounder.
DP: EMTs are out to check on the condition of TGO, outside the ring now. He isn’t responding to the help and may need to be taken out of this debut opportunity!
Stew-O: IA and LC continue to work together as Kira dominates. IA and LC put PM in a headlock and hit a double DDT to the canvas. Kira goes after the two competitors but they roll out of the ring and out of harms way. Now out of nowhere ERICK KICKS KIRA RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS!
DP: Kira falls to his knees and then to his face but he’s laughing! This sadistic SOB is laughing! Erick turns only to meet MK with a punch to the face. MK kicks Erick in the gut, bounces off the ropes for momentum, and kicks him in the face! And out of nowhere PM hit’s a neck breaker on Erick!
Stew-O: Raptor is up as MK charges for him but he reverses it into a spine buster! Now PM charges and gets a spine buster! IA slides into the ring despite the momentum swing with a steel chair! He goes to hit raptor but he’s kicked in the gut and set up for a POWERBOMB!
DP: IA is up! But LC is climbing to the top rope and jumps…SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! Saving his partner in this matchup from raptor and connecting with a devastating SPEAR. Kira, now outside the ring, is looking under the ring for some weapons. He pulls out…A GLASS TABLE and sets it up right outside the ring! Now he pulls out a barbed wire bat and laughs.
Stew-O: Now he’s back in the ring and swings for IA but he ducks out of the way, bounces off the ropes alongside his partner, and charges for the 300+ pound monster but they’re both grabbed by the throat and hit’s a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! What power!
DP: Everyone is down except for Kira! Kira looks around and then stares down at the at wrapped in barbed wire. He picks it up and starts rubbing it against HIS face! What the hell is he doing! He’s busted open. Erick is up to the top rope now to attack the monster!
Stew-O: Benjiman jumps but All in one motion Kira drops the bat and catches him in a power bomb position! Oh no! He goes to the side of the ring where he put up the glass table and power bombs him right through the Table! THROUGH THE TABLE!
DP: Shards of glass sticking from the back of Erick Benjiman but nonetheless he is ELIMINATED! 7 men left! The EMTs are over to aid Benjiman along with TGO showing little response. All the men get to their feet and begin to attack Kira who is obviously the dominant force here!
Stew-O: MK and Raptor grab Kira’s legs and tryto flip him up and over the top rope but they’re unsuccessful even with the help of IA, LC, and PM! IA goes to bounce off the ropes to swing back and clothesline Kira out of the match but wait a minute!
DP: TGO pulls down the top rope from the outside of the ring and IA falls to the floor and OUT of this match! 6 Men left! TGO charges the giant but Kira frees his arms and belly-to-belly suplexes TGO over the top rope and to the floor!
Stew-O: 2 eliminations almost BACK TO BACK! Kira is freed, and we have bodies outside the ring! Kira reaches into his pants again and pulls out his brass knuckles! One by one he hits his opponents! They all fall and comes for more! But When LC gets up he bring the chair and hits Kira right in the face!
DP: Busted WIDE open! He falls back and this opens up a door for the other competitors! Raptor shoves LC into the corner he slaps him across the chest and again! You can see the marks across LC’s chest and the expression on his face shows so much pain!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, PM slides under the legs of IA and pops up, bounces off the ropes and hit’s a big bulldog. MK comes up from nowhere and HIT’S A MIC CHECK! A MIC CHECK ONTO THE CHAIR THAT KNOCKED KIRA TO THE MAT!
DP: Raptor moves out of the way to allow PM to hit a running dropkick to LC in the corner! Now PM backs up and charges again to hit a bronco buster! What momentum coming from this little guy! The crowd is on their feet!
Stew-O: BUT STEREORAPTOR KICKS PM IN THE GUT AND SETS UP FOR THE RAPTOR BOMB! He goes near the ropes looking to power bomb him out of this match! He lifts him and powerbo-…NO PM REVERSES IT INTO A HURRACANRANA AND PUTS RAPTOR OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THIS MATCH! PM holds on and rolls under the bottom rope back into the ring.
DP: Another man eliminated! MK is getting up slowly so PM climbs to the top rope and hit’s a diving leg drop bulldog.. PM gets up only to come face to face with Kira! Kira grabs and lifts him high above him head! What power being shown!
Stew-O: PartyManiacs is up and now….he is tossed over the top rope and to the floor! That is the THIRD man KIRA HAS ELIMINATED IN THIS MATCH! Kira grabs that barbed wire bat and heads towards MK. He hits him in the gut and rubs the bat against his gut!
DP: Cuts it open! Blood pouring out! IA comes with the chair but Kira big boots the chair right into his face! LC comes now with a big right hand and he goes for an irish whip but it’s reversed and Kira pulls him back for a clothesline but LC ducks, bounces off the ropes, and hit’s a running DDT!
Stew-O: Kira gets up slowly and LC gets out of the way. MK moves to the opposite corner and Kira grabs IA with both hands screaming and tosses him into the corner. Kira looks really angry right now as and hits IA with a huge uppercut, elbows him in the chin, and slaps him across the chest.
DP: Now he lifts him to the second rope, steps over the top rope, and grabs IA by the throat! UH OH! He LIFTS HIM AND CHOKESLAMS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE, TO THE FLOOR! BAH GAWD!!! We have 3 men left in this match! We started with 8 now only 3! 3 men!
Stew-O: Kira turns to get back in the ring but is hit in the face with the BARBED WIRE BAT! HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR! THE MONSTER IS OUT OF THIS MATCH AND NOW WE GO TO ONE ON ONE RULES! EXTREME RULEZ!
DP: So the man who pins his opponent, whether it be Mister K or Lethal, will be the debut battle royal winner. Lethal, bat still in hand, probably doesn’t have a lot left. But neither does MK! They both have went through one HELL of a match!
Stew-O: MK pulls himself up in the corner as Lethal tries to hit him but MK ducks out of the way and LC hit’s the padding. The barbed wire gets stuck and gives time for MK to roll his opponent up! 1.…2.….KICKOUT! Almost stole one!
DP: MK puts LC in a sleeper hold submission but LC gets to the ropes quickly and is released. MK now exit’s the ring to grab a weapon most likely. He takes out another steel chair and 2 tables. He takes one table into the ring and sets it up. Lethal gets to his feet and knees MK in the gut.NECKBREAKER!! MK Executes a neckbreaker on MK!! BAH GAWD!! And Just like that, the tables have been turned into MK’s hands! DP: What the hell Is MK doing now? MK Picks LC Up to his feet, and looks like hes going for a groin kick, but Instead, GOES FOR A MIC CHECK!! But Lethal goes for a Snap DDT, BUT MK reverses it!!, Wait, NO! Lethal reverses it back into a Snap DDT, AND MK’s Face is planted down on The mat! And LC goes for the cover…..1….2…3!! WAIT, NO KICKOUT!! kickout by MK!! MK barely, kicked out right at three! LC is pissed, as he almost pinned MK for the three count. LC is now pulling MK up to his feet, and LC goes for a STUNNER!! A STUNNER!! AND LC CONNECTS THE, WAIT, REVERSAL BY MK INTO A NECKBREAKER!! NO!! LC Reverses, like MK did on his stunner attempt, and connects a CROSSBODY On MK!! And MK is down.
DP: Lethal Consequence is going to the outside of the ring, and under..What in gods name is he doing right here? LC takes out a TABLE, From Under the ring!! What’s he going to do with this?! LC Brings the TABLE in the ring, but MK is up to his feet and starts stomping down in LC!!
Stew-O: Relentlessley. MK Finallys pulls LC up to his feet, and LC is dazed, then MK Connects a dropkick on LC, and MK grabs the table, LC brought in the ring, and sets it up! Oh no, i think LC’s own tactics could hurt him! MK tries to set LC Up on the tables, but WAIT!!
DP: NO, LC out of nowhere, Trips MK down, and locks in the LOCKDOWN On MK!! MK is thriving in pain! MK is looking to get to the rope, hes almost there, MK’s gonna grab the ROPE!! But NO!! LC Pulls MK ALL THE way Back into, the middle of the ring!!
Stew-O: And it looks like MK is gonna break his back if he doesn’t get out of the lockdown, soon! MK turns to the other side of LC, and pushes him off, And LC is down, for a brief time, then comes straight back up, only to be met by a Fist! And now MK & LC are exchanging punches, in the middle of the ring!! MK is gaining the upper, hand and MK whips LC Off the ropes, but LC connects a Hard clothesline on MK!!
DP: LC then starts getting payback, on MK for stomping him down on the ground, as LC is doing the same to MK Now!! LC is done, and now LC pulls MK, up to his feet and sets MK, up on the table,that LC brought to the ring a little while ago!! BAH GAWD!!
Stew-O: What is LC gonna do now?! Lethal Consequence is going to the top rope, and Lethal is up on the top rope, and LETHAL CONNECTS A FROGSPLASH! FROGSPLASH! FROGSPLASH!! ONTO THE TABE ON MK!! OMG!! FROGSPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE ON MISTER K!! By Lethal!! OMFG!! AND LC GOES FOR THE COVER!!………….1!!!!!……………..2!!!!!…………3!!!!
DP: YES, YES HE WINS, LC HAS WON IT HERE, TONIGHT, WAITT, NOOOOOOOO MK KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! DP: HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT! LC IS PISSED !! AND LC GETS UP A VERY DAZED, AND OUT COLD MK, AND GOES Directly for a STUNNER! on MK!!
Stew-O: But MK REVERSES IT! OMG!! MK REVERSES IT, INTO A MIC CHECK! MIC CHECK!! YES!! AND LC IS DOWN, AND OUT COLD!! MK GOES FOR THE COVER…..1!!!….2…!!!…………..KICKOUT!! BARELY!! OMFG!!
DP: AND NOW MK pulls LC BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND BAH GAWD!! MK GOES out of the ring and GRABS A LADDER, THEN BRINGS IT INTO THE RING!! MK Is going to the top of the ladder!! OMFG!! What in the hell, is he planning do now? Maybe a Loudmouth slam?
Stew-O: YES!! LC IS DOWN, AND MK GOES FOR A LOUDMOUTH SLAM OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND!! Mister K CONNECTS!! LOUDMOUTH SLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! BAH FUCKING Gawd!!
DP: LC has been Knocked COLD!! AND MK GOES FOR THE COVER AFTER THAT DEVESTATING Loudmouth slam!!…………………….1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….2!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!! …………….3!!!!! YES YES YES!! MK HAS DONE IT HERE TONIGHT!! YES!!
(DING DING DING)
( Mister K’s music hits as he celebrates )
Announcer: Here is your WINNER of the DEBUT BATTLE ROYAL…MIIIIISSSTAAAAAA K!!!!!!
DP: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL! The lights have just went out!! the lights have went out!! What’s going on?! It’s been a couple seconds but the lights are back on…
Stew-O: And KIRA!! IT’S KIRA!! OUT OF NOWHERE, MK IS MET BY A BLOODBATH BY KIRA!!!OMFG!!! OMG!! Who was expecting, this sadistic monster, to interfere !!
DP: And MK & LC Are standing in the ring, down and out cold, as Kira looks at them Bloodied and Bruised, in the ring. Blood All OVER!!!! BAH GAWD!
( Camera fades to MvM walking towards A Long Hallway )
Francesca: MvM, Wait, before your match, are there any comments you’d like to add or say to your opponent Mr DEDEDE?
MvM: DEDEDE isn’t the only one ”impressed” around here… I’m ”impressed” with DEDEDE’s career too.. to bad it’s about to end up like AWF…
( Camera fades to the arena where 3 Ladders line down the ramp, 2 Tables are at ringside and a Grill standing in the middle of the ring )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is Scheduled for one fall.. and is a BACON.. LADDERS AND TABLES MATCH!!!! The only way to win this match, is by Pinfall or putting your Opponent through a table!!!
( MvM’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Announcer: This match is Scheduled for one fall, First making his way to the ring… From The Bronx, New York.. Weighing in at 245 POOOOUNDS… The Slobberknockaaa…M-V-M!!!!
Deadprez: We’re live in Showdown side of the bargain! And we have one of the most out of script, BUILT up Matches OF Midsummer Massacre. Understand these men always fought, and MvM with such a cocky attitude, and Such a Cocky Swagger to the ring looks like he has a plan! But We’ll find out for sure!
( Mr DEDEDE’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Announcer: And The Opponent…. From New York, New York, Weighing in at 240 Pooounds…… He is The Rated R Superstar.. Misteeeeer DEDEDE!!!!!!
Stew-O: NowDEDEDE is coming out with a cocky swagger, cocky attitude. And DEDEDE is just mocking the Miami fans, earlier hailing the fact that he “Moved away from this dump” And returned to “The REAL City”. Either way, Mr DEDEDE and MvM are going to try to embarass each other, and destroy each other at the same time! This should be interesting!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: DEDEDE all week has been saying how hes ready to End MvM’s streak, saying that he is the MASTER of BLT, and DEDEDE has beaten even ME in that match! and MvM isnt worried at all. Both men Circle the ring, and than they Tie up, as Mr DEDEDE gets the upperhand. He folds The arm of MvM and does a Side Suplex bringing MvM Down. MvM gets right back up.. and DEDEDE runs at MvM with a Clothesline, but MvM ducks, DEDEDE jumps over, bounces off the ropes and Delivers a HUGE Shoulderblock! DEDEDE bounces off the ropes again and does an Elnow Drop right to the Lower Throat of The Self Proclaimed, Mr Showdown. DEDEDE picks up MvM.. Carries him on his forearms and attempts to launch him out of the ring! But MvM Elbows out of it, bounces off the ropes behind him and does a HUGE bulldog!
Stew-O: MvM’s thinking Weapons on this early going. And MvM goes under the ring, And MvM Grabs… a barbedwire Cookie Sheet! MvM slides in the ring with it, and waits till DEDEDE gets up.. as a SMASHES it over DEDEDE’s Head!!!!!! DEDEDE is on his knee’s as MvM AGAIN Smashes that Cookie Sheet over his head! MvM grabs DEDEDE and throws him STRAIGHT into The Turnbuckle, Shoulder First… But DEDEDE holds himself to the turnbuckle before he can land… and He Turns around and meets a HUGE Shot with the Cookie Sheet again! But DEDEDE dodges, goes behind him and does an Over-the-Shoulder Suplex! DEDEDE Goes to the top rope…and DEDEDE waits until MvM gets up as DEDEDE does… A FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK!!!! But MvM Dodges that as DEDEDE is holding his Shoulder in pain!
Deadprez: DEDEDE gets up slowly… And MvM Runs at DEDEDE with a Crossbody, but DEDEDE Reverses with a Hiptoss! DEDEDE rolls out of the ring… and DEDEDE goes toward the Announce Table, and Grabs a Steel Chair from the announcer! But look at this! MvM Baseball Slides out of the ring.. but DEDEDE pulls him out… and SMASHES that Steel Chair over MvM’s Head! And DEDEDE Guillotines That Chair RIGHT onto the Throat of MvM! DEDEDE Throws The Chair into the Ring, and DEDEDE grabs a Ladder from under it!!! DEDEDE is holding that ladder firm, and DEDEDE bridges that ladder from the Ring Apron to the Arena Guard Railing. DEDEDE puts MvM onto the Bridged Ladder…. and DEDEDE goes to the top rope in the ring.. holding the steel chair RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM!!!
Stew-O: DEDEDE is going for it… AND DEDEDE DOES A FROGSPLASH WITH THE CHAIR INFRONT OF HIM ONTO MVM!!!! But Look at this!!!! MVM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AS DEDEDE CRASHES INTO THE LADDER, WITH THE CHAIR ADDING IMPACT!!! DEDEDE is hanging over the ladder… and MvM Grabs The Steel Steps right next to him.. and MvM is eyeing DEDEDE’s head… AND MVM SMASHES THE STEPS RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF THE RATED R SUPERSTAR!!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE is off of the ladder.. and MvM sends the ladder into the ring.. goes under the ring and grabs himself a Barbedwire Bat! MvM Slides into the ring, and MvM waits until DEDEDE Gets up… AND MVM DOES A LOWBLOW ON DEDEDE WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE BAT!!!!!! Wait a minute! DEDEDE is HOLDING the Bat from the Impact.. HOLDING The Barbedwire as it snatches out of MvM’s hand! DEDEDE SMASHES the Bat over MvM’s head!!!! And DEDEDE whips MvM to the ropes as MvM returns meeting a Big Boot!!!
Stew-O: Now look at this! DEDEDE is mocking MvM’s signature pose! And DEDEDE picks up MvM… kicks him in the gut.. AND DOES THE EDGECUTIONER!!!! RIGHT onto the Steel Chair! And DEDEDE hooks the leg! 1…………2……….. but MvM kicks out! DEDEDE Thought he had the win there… and DEDEDE goes to the corner.. and Attempts A SPEAR!!!! The Spear!!!!! MvM gets up slowly.. turns around.. AND DEDEDE HITS THE SPEAR!!! But no! MvM PUNTS DEDEDE into the Face before hitting the Spear.. and MVM DOES THE MKO!!!! THE MKO!!!!! But DEDEDE pushes MvM out.. and Both men face each other, throwing lighting fast right & lefts at each other! And look at this.. DEDEDE Throws Rapid Thumbs to The eyes of MvM, as he turns around and DEDEDE Grabs The Barbedwire bat.. and RAKES it down His Spine!!!! And DEDEDE takes the perfect opportunity.. and hits.. THE DDD-O-MATIC!!!!!! THE DDD-O-MATIC!!!
Deadprez: And theres another pin! 1……………..2…………. but MvM Kicks out yet again! DEDEDE grabs The Steel Chair and waits till MvM gets up, he does.. and Before DEDEDE can hit the Chairshot.. MvM KICKS DEDEDE Down Low into the Groin! And MvM lifts DEDEDE onto his Shoulders… and MvM goes for THE M-5!!! THE M-5!!!! AND HE HITS IT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Stew-O: The hook of the leg! 1………..2………….. but DEDEDE kicks out! MvM is waiting until DEDEDE is on his hands and knee’s, MvM wants to do.. THE PUNT!!! Also named The Slobber-Knocka!!! But as MvM is Running DEDEDE does a Drop Toe Hold as MvM lands face first into the Turnbuckle! DEDEDE gets up.. and DEDEDE runs at MvM with a HUGE boot to the Back of his head! DEDEDE Grabs the turnbuckle padding.. Removes it.. and DEDEDE RAMS MvM’s head into the Exposed Steel as MvM is busted open!!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE drives MvM’s head into the Steel again… but MvM blocks it, elbows DEDEDE’s gut and throws a HUGE right hand into DEDEDE’s Jaw! MvM Carries DEDEDE on his shoulders… and MvM DROPS DEDEDE face first onto the Exoised Turnbuckle Steel … but DEDEDE holds it and climbs to the top rope.. AND DOES A STANDING MOONSAULT ONTO MVM!!! But MvM Rams his shoulder into the Ropes.. as DEDEDE FLIES OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE, Collarbone First RIGHT into the Steel Guard Rail!!! MvM Slides out the ring.. and MvM slides out with the Chair… and SMASHES the Chair into DEDEDE’s head!!!
Stew-O: And Somehow DEDEDE STILL isnt Bleeding! MvM Grabs DEDEDE and goes to the other side of the ring side, and MvM Rams DEDEDE’s Head into our Announce Table! Remember this is a BLT match, Pinfall isnt the only way to lose this match, if you are put through a table by your opponent, you are a GONER!
Deadprez: MvM wants to do just that! As MvM Slams DEDEDE’s head into one of the Tables…And MvM and DEDEDE are both on that one table.. AS MVM ATTEMPTS THE MKO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! But look at this! DEDEDE pushes MvM off of the Table.. as he lands GUT first onto the steel guard-rail, and Mr DEDEDE hops back into the ring.. as He’s going towards that Grill! DEDEDE opens the Grill, and HEATS UP The Grill as 10 FOOT FLAMES SHOOT UP FROM THE GRILL!!!! DEDEDE sets up The Ladder, as MvM gets back into the ring.. and meets… THE GRAND SLAM!!!!
Stew-O: THE GRAND SLAM!!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL!!!! MvM is BURNING, as referees jump into the ring and extinguish it off of Both men!!!!! DEDEDE is thinking Frog Splash.. and DEDEDE Climbs to the top of the ladder, Slowly and Slowly!!! AND DEDEDE IS STANDING ONTOP OF THE LADDER, BUT MVM WITH THE LAST BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAD PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AS DEDEDE FLIES 20 FEET OUT OF THE RING.. THROUGH 2 TABLES!!!!!
Deadprez: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! DEDEDE has Table remains all over him! Both of these men are out cold here, as they’ve given it basically EVERYTHING they had!!! Its been 20 Seconds.. and MvM is The FIRST to Get up! MvM is using 98% of his standing support onto the ropes, waiting until DEDEDE gets up as he does. And DEDEDE slowly goes into the ring, as Both men throw Slow and Tired punches! MvM does an Eye poke, and an uppercut, and MvM scoop slams DEDEDE into the chair! MvM goes towards the Ladder… And MvM grabs DEDEDE and throws him Headfirst INTO the Ladder! DEDEDE is on the canvas, and MvM is eyeing the Grill…. And MvM Grabs a 3 foot strand of BACON WRAPPED IN BARBEDWIRE!!!! MVM goes toward DEDEDE…and MvM WRAPS that Bacon & Barbedwire around DEDEDE’s Throat!!! And MvM Drags DEDEDE that way, AND MVM ATTEMPTS AN MKO ON THE GRILL!!!!!
Stew-O: But DEDEDE pushes MvM out, as MvM jumps over the grill, turns around.. grabs the grill.. and rams it STRAIGHT into DEDEDE’s face!!!! The Grill must weigh about Two or Three Hundred Pounds! And MvM Covers DEDEDE With the pin!!! 1……………2……………….. But DEDEDE kicks out! MvM grabs the untouched Metal Trashcan.. and MvM Covers DEDEDE’s upper body with that Trashcan… And MvM grabs The Ladder.. hoists it above his head… AND SMASHES IT Right into DEDEDE’s Body!!! MvM removes the Trashcan, waits until DEDEDE gets up…. and MvM is STOMPING.. STALKING.. STEAMING… and DEDEDE is up as MvM hits… THE MKO!!!!!!!! THE MKO!!!!!!! AS DEDEDE’S HEAD SMASHES THROUGH THE GRILL!!!!! And MvM pins!!!! 1……..!!!!!!!!!!!………2!!!!!!!!………… BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!!
Deadprez: My God Stew!!! These men will stop at NOTHING to win this match! And MvM has ONE trick up his sleeve to win this match!!!! And MvM stalks DEDEDE.. Waits till hes on His Knee’s! And MvM RUNS at DEDEDE.as hes on his hands and Knee’s… AND DEDEDE OUT OF NOWHERE HITS MVM WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! THE SPEAR!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! The Spear out of NOWHERE!!! And DEDEDE Hooks the leg!!! 1………….!!!!!……..2!!!!!!!!………………….. BUT MVM KICKS OUT!!!!!!! MVM KICKS OUT!!!!!! Now DEDEDE gets up…. AND DEDEDE IS SCREAMING!!!
“Mr DEDEDE: THIS IS THE LAST TIME.. YOU’LL EVER SEE THIS MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Stew-O: AND DEDEDE GRABS HIS ELBOW PAD… AND THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD!!!! AND DEDEDE IS GOING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS ENTERTAINMENT!!!! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!! AND….. HE HITS IT!!!! HE HITS IT!!!!! AND THERES THE PIN!!!!!!!!! 1…………!!!!!!!!!!!………2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………..3!!!!!!!!!! THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Mr DEDEDE’s music plays as crowd boo’s when he celebrates )
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… MISTEEEEER DEDEDE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Unbelievable!!! DEDEDE and MvM went AT IT! And there was NO remorse in anything these men did!!
Stew-O: What a brutal, hellacious match! But only one man could come out the winner, and DEDEDE just scored even MORE Bragging rights, for ending the streak of one of the most deadly superstars in All of EAW!
( Replays air )
Stew: And we all thought MvM was going to finish it off with The MKO, and even after DEDEDE kicked out, DEDEDE trapped MVM with a spear! but that didn’t work and DEDEDE hit the FINAL Grand Slam!
Deadprez: Impressive match, and if THIS doesn’t earn DEDEDE a EAW Title shot, i honestly don’t know WHAT will.
(Video package highlighting Jaywalker and JiC’s feud is shown)
Announcer: This following match is a Last Man Standing Match! And it is for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!!! Now in this match, the only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent, until he is unable to get up during a 10-count!
(Jaywalker’s music hits and he receives a Huge Pop as he walks to the ring and his signature Fireworks go off)
Announcer: Introducing first the Challenger! From Scarborough, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the longest reigning champion in EAW history, JAYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here tonight, Finally! Jaywalker gets his chance to reclaim the title that he lost at Pain for Pride, he is focused and concentrated but can he beat the cunning Champion?
(Jericho is Cool’s music hits and the Crowd Boo’s during his Ring Entrance)
Announcer: And Making his way to the ring, from Cleveland, Ohio, Weighing in tonight at 225 pounds, he is the reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion, JERICHO is COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: This man is living the Dream, he’s the World Heavyweight Champ and he won’t let that title slip from his hands! Will his title reign end tonight, or will the JiC era of terror, Continue…?
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Both men are staring down in the ring, they know they’ll have to put themselves through hell in order to walk out as Champion..
Deadprez: And here they go! Jay and JiC trade rights and lefts, Jay does a kick to the mid-section and hits a Snap Suplex! JiC gets back up quickly, Jay puts him in a Headlock, runs across the ring and hits a Bulldog! He picks JiC up, throws him into the corner and hits repeated Shoulder Thrusts to his mid-section.. But JiC does some Knife-edge Chops, and hits a Shining Wizard on Jay! Jay falls down and the ref begins the count, 1…… 2… but Jay is back up, he goes for a clothesline but JiC ducks and does a Back Suplex!
Stew-O: Jay quickly gets up, JiC does an Irish Whip but Jay counters and powerfully throws JiC over the top rope and outside the ring! Jay climbs to the top rope as JiC gets up, Jay hits a flying Cross Body on JiC!!! But JiC ducks out of the way and Jay goes crashing into the Ring Barricade!!!
Deadprez: Jay landed face-first in that Barricade, and he’s clutching his jaw in pain, JiC takes advantage of the situation with some huge open fists to the jaw! He picks up Jay and hits a Scoop Slam onto the concrete floor! The referee begins the count,
Referee: 1………. 2………. 3………. 4…..
Deadprez: Jay gets up to his Knees, 5…. JiC tries to kick him in the head but Jay moves out of the way and gets up.. Jay does a flying Shoulderblock on JiC!
Stew-O: JiC falls against the ring barricade, Jay punches him a few times and lifts him up on his shoulders! And JAY HITS A SAMOAN DROP ONTO THE RING STEPS!!!!! JiC falls down to the floor, this could do it!
Referee: 1…………… 2………… 3……… 4……… 5…………. 6……
Stew-O: But JiC gets up, Jay goes for a Spinebuster! But JiC counters and does a Chop Block to the back of the leg, he clothesline Jay down to the floor and puts him in a Figure 4 Leg Lock!
Deadprez: There’s no submissions in this match but still this can do a lot of damage to Jaywalker, as he tries to escape the hold, but JiC puts more pressure on the legs!
Stew-O: JiC is obviously focusing on Jay’s legs, because if you take away his legs then you take away his Power..
Deadprez: JiC breaks his own hold, he stomps on Jay’s knee a few times and allows the count to start..
Referee: 1………. 2……… 3……… 4……… 5………
Deadprez: Jay screams in pain as he forces himself to get back up, but JiC quickly kicks him in the back of the knee and he falls back down!
Stew-O: JiC searches under the ring, he brings out a Trash Can! But he has his back turned and Jay gets back up, he punches JiC in the back of the head and grabs the Trash Can… he smacks JiC in the face with it!! JiC falls down, Jay puts the Trash Can on his head, now he climbs to the ring apron and hits a diving Leg Drop, breaking the Trash Can in half over JiC’s head! And the ref counts..
Referee: 1………… 2………. 3………. 4……….. 5…………. 6……….. 7……..
Stew-O: JiC gets back up.. Jay grabs the WHC title belt from the ring announcer’s table, and he hits JiC over the head with it!! Jay drags JiC across the floor, all the way up the Entrance Ramp towards the Titantron.. he picks him up, but JiC does a Low Blow! AND JIC HITS THE BACKSTABBER! BACKSTABBER ON JAY!!! The ref begins the count, can he retain the title here?
Referee: 1…… 2……. 3……… 4……… 5……… 6……… 7………. 8……….
Deadprez: Jay gets to his feet, but JiC quickly hits a Boot to the face and he falls back down. He grabs Jay’s legs, AND HE CATAPULTS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE TITANTRON!!! Just like what he did last week on Dynasty!! Jay falls down to the floor, but JiC drags him back towards the ring.. he throws Jay into the ring, looks under it and brings out a rope and a pair of Handcuffs! He gets into the ring, he’s tying the rope to both of Jay’s feet!
Stew-O: And now he locks the Handcuffs on Jay’s hands, before tying them onto the ring rope! JAY CANT GET UP! NOT THIS WAY, JIC IS GONNA WIN LIKE THIS!!! Jay is trying all he can to break free, but he cant and he cant get to his feet so the ref is starting the count! This is bullshit!!
Referee: 1………. 2………. 3……….. 4……
Stew-O: Jay is pulling and pulling, trying but he cant do anything!
Referee: 5…….. 6………… 7…….. 8…….
Stew-O: JAY PULLS HIMSELF FREE FROM THE ROPES, AND GETS OUT OF THE HANDCUFFS!!! 9……. HE GETS TO HIS FEET QUICKLY, AND JIC CANT BELIEVE IT! BUT CIC HITS A BACKSTABBER!!!
Deadprez: NO, JAY COUNTERS! And Jay clotheslines CiC over the top rope, down to ringside again! Jay exits the ring, he picks CiC up and throws him over the barricade near the Crowd! He drags him near all the Technical equipment where some tables are lying, he sets one up.. and he gets another, he stacks it on top! Now JiC gets up, but Jaywalker hits a SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE FLOOR!!! The ref follows them, he counts!
Referee: 1……….. 2………. 3………… 4……….. 5……….. 6…………. 7…………. 8……
Stew-O: but JiC still gets up, he will not lay down and let Jay take back the title! Jay gets a 3rd table and stacks it on top of the other 2, but he realizes that’s too high to put JiC through, but there’s JiC from behind hitting a Backbreaker on Jay! He throws Jay over the barricade back to the ringside area, he picks him up and throws him into the ring post! Jay is busted open, now JiC focuses on that wound with some big fists.. he kicks him in the Leg again, re-injuring it! JiC looks under the ring, he brings out a pair of Brass Knuckles! AND JIC PUNCHES JAY IN THE FACE WITH THE KNUCKLES!!!
Stew-O: Jay falls down to the floor, he looks unconscious and JiC has this match won! Blood is pouring from his face, and here goes the count!
Referee: 1…….. 2…… 3……… 4………. 5………….. 6…………… 7…………… 8…………… ( Jay is moving )9……….
Stew-O: Jay is pulling himself up off the ring barricade, 10! He didnt get up in time!!
Deadprez: No, WAIT! He does get up, a split second before the 10-count was complete! And JiC Cant believe that Jay got up, but he wastes no time.. he goes for another punch with the Brass Knuckles, but Jay ducks and puts JiC in a Bear Hug, squeezing the life out of the Champ! He carries JiC up the entrance ramp keeping him in the Bear Hug, but now JiC Low Blows him while in the hold! Jay loses his grip because of the Pain, now JiC does a Standing Moonsault on him! BUT JAY MOVES AND IT MISSES!
Stew-O:: Jay picks JiC up into the air, HE NAILS THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB ONTO THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!! UNBELIEVABLE! AND THE REF IS COUNTING HERE!
Referee: 1……… 2………. 3………… 4………….. 5……….. 6……….. 7………… 8……….. but JiC is somehow getting up!
Stew-O: Jay kicks him in the mid-section, he lifts him up and hits a running powerslam!!! But he doesnt wait for the count, he picks him back up for another CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!! A VITAL COUNTER FROM JIC! And JiC runs at Jay, HE CONNECTS WITH A CODEBREAKER!!! And Jay is down here!
Referee: 1……. 2……. 3……. 4…….. 5…….. 6…… 7……. 8……
Deadprez: but Jay is crawling to his feet! JiC goes near the ring and picks up the Steel Steps, he runs at Jay and goes to hit him with them! But Jay does an Impaler DDT sending JiC face-first into the steps! Now Jay picks JiC up, HE HITS A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! AN ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER! And JiC’s back may be broken, his title reign may be in jeopardy as the ref begins the 10-count..
Referee: 1………. 2…….. 3………. 4………… 5……….. 6………. 7………… 8……….
Stew-O: But JiC quickly gets up before the ref could go any further, Jay hits an Atomic Drop and does a Gutwrench Suplex! But CiC counters, he lifts Jay up and hits a Pumphandle Slam!!! He picks Jay up, kicks him in the mid-section a few times and now he picks him up from behind, JIC HITS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!! It’s surely over, as the ref counts for the title to be retained!
Referee: 1…. 2……. 3……… 4……… 5……… 6………. 7……….. 8……… but Jay is STILL getting up! JiC must be wondering what it will take to beat this guy!
Deadprez: JiC kicks Jay in the injured leg, he looks under the ring and brings out a bag, he pours out thumbtacks from it onto the floor! Now JiC picks Jay up, HE’S GONNA DROP HIM INTO THE THUMBTACKS! BUT JAY COUNTERS! AND JAY GOES FOR A SUPLEX ON CIC! BUT THERE’S ANOTHER REVERSAL, AND JIC HITS A FACEBUSTER ON JAY, DRIVING HIS FACE INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!
Stew-O: Jay is screaming and screaming in pain, thumbtacks are stuck in all over his face as JiC taunts him! JiC throws Jay into the ring, he leaps off the ropes and hits a Lionsault! Now he pulls the Protective covering off the turnbuckle, he throws Jay face-first into the bare turnbuckle! And now he uses the rope which he used early to tie up Jay’s feet, to choke him out! Now this is just wrong, Jay is fighting with all he’s got left to escape but CiC is tightening his hold!!
Deadprez: Jay’s face is going red and he’s fading, but he uses his last strength, to somehow pick JiC up on his shoulders! AND JAY HITS THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB ON JIC!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT, THE REF BEGINS A DOUBLE COUNT!
Referee:1…………. 2……….. 3………. 4………. 5……….. 6………… 7…………..
Deadprez: But both men are getting up at the same time, they start exchanging punches here! CiC knees Jay in the mid-section, he lifts him on his shoulders and slams him over the top rope! But Jay hangs on the apron, he grabs CiC and lifts him up, he Suplexes him over the ropes and down to the concrete floor!! The ref counts because CiC is down and not moving! 1….. but wait, Jay just picks CiC up and goes for a huge Knockout punch! CiC ducks, he pokes Jay in the eye and hits a standing Drop Kick, as Jay falls down to the floor!
Deadprez: JiC throws Jay knees-first into the ring steps, and Jay screams in pain as he collides with the steel! But Jay quickly gets up, HE HITS A SPEAR ON JIC! BUT JIC JUMPS OVER THE SPEAR, HE HITS A BACKSTABBER!!!
Stew-O: The ref begins the count, it must be all over!
Referee: 1….. 2…. 3….. 4………… 5…………… 6………….. 7………… 8…………. 9………
Stew-O: BUT JAY IS SOMEHOW GETTING UP! AND CIC CANT BELIEVE IT! He goes for another Backstabber, but JiC counters! HE LIFTS JIC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE TAKES JIC TO THE EDGE OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP, HE HITS THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE ENTRANCE RAMP, DOWN THROUGH THE 3 STACKED TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD! JIC HAS JUST TAKEN A 15-FOOT DROP, AND A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB THROUGH 3 TABLES!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: INCREDIBLE! AND JAY IS STANDING ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AS THE REF MAKES THE COUNT!
Referee: 1………. 2………. 3……….. 4……….. 5………. 6……….. 7………….. 8…………. 9…………… 10
Stew-O: JIC ISNT MOVING!!! 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAY WINS IT! JAY IS CHAMPION….. ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Jay’s music plays as the ref hands him the title belt, he kisses it and lifts it up in the air as his music plays)
Announcer: The winner of this match, AND NEW E.A.W. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………….. JAAAAAYYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: HE DID IT! Jaywalker is the 2-Time EAW World Heavyweight Champ!
(Fireworks explode around the arena as the Crowd cheers while he holds up the title proudly)
Stew-O: Moments like these, Live Forever! Congratulations to Jaywalker, history has repeated itself and once again, JAY…… IS……… CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jaywalker’s Pride, his Ego no matter how massive it is could NEVER Get the Best of him!!! And Because of that, Jaywalker has become The EAW World Heavyweight Champion, ONCE AGAIN!!! ( Jaywalker continues to celebrate but slowly leaves )
( Showdown Rebound Plays )
( Camera fades backstage to Flashback and Captain Charisma )
Flashback: Captain Charisma i just came by to ask you… do you have any words for your opponents for your match only moments away?
Captain Charisma: Yes! Yes i do. Ya see.. Its Like THIS: Shaman, The Rated R Shaman of Sexy 2 time hardcore champion. In all seriousness,do you realize how much of a chance you have of winning? Listen,you are a weak factor when it comes to who’s the better man. OBVIOUSLY we both have had our share of “fair” wins over each other… my point is here,you Shaman should not even be in this match, and that bunny fucking bitch you call a girlfriend, I suggest you tell her in bed to stay away from the match because I sure as hell aint afraid to punch sluts and hookers….
*Captain Charisma stares at this Hardcore title*..
Captain Charisma: RRS, you see this belt? This belt will no longer be called the hardcore championship, its going to be called the Undisputed Hardcore Championship. And Im going to be the first to win it. So Masters, RRS… I want both of you to stay out of my way… I want both of you, to not even try.. because if you DO… Its Either I Walk out of Midsummer Massacre The Champion.. or NONE of us Walk out Alive… So Take Your Polls…. And Mark Your Tolls! BECAUSE THAT’S!!!!!!.. How I Roll..
*CC Smashes the microphone off the ground and storms off*
( Camera fades to the Ring )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This Triple Threat Match is Scheduled For one-fall… And is for.. THE NEW…EAW UNDISPUTED HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
( Masters Music plays as Crowd Roars when he comes out with the EAW Championship )
Announcer: First!!! Making his way to the Ring… From Berlin, Germany.. Weighing in at 260 Poooounds….. He is The EAW WORLD CHAMPION…. MAAAAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: We are in our MAIN EVENT!!! And the first to come.. The EAW World Champion!!! Masters went through a great deal to win This Title! And Now That Masters is Champion, he is Amped up, More Ready. More focused and more MOTIVATED than ever to WIN The EAW Undisputed Hardcore Champion!!! Masters knows not to underestimate either of his opponents tonight, and as far as I’m concerned.. There is NO overestimating Masters!!!!…
( The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music plays as crowd cheers when he comes out )
Announcer: And The Opponent!!! From Los Angeles, California.. Weighing in at 219 Poooounds… THE RATED R… SHAMAN OOOOF SEXYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the man that once again has absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain! On Showdown, Captain Charisma seemed to have taken everything from RRS.. but Masters gave RRS a second chance at redemption! A second chance at The Hardcore Championship… a NEW chance for The EAW Undisputed Title… And to FREE his girlfriend, Sabina’s contract!!! RRS has everything on the line here, and No matter what chances Masters have given RRS.. You’d better believe Masters isn’t gonna show ANY remorse!
Deadprez: No kidding! Masters is gonna fight RRS as if he was CC!!!
( Captain Charisma’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out with the Hardcore Championship )
Announcer: And Finally!!! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. Weighing in at 238 Pounds… CAPTAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the creepy little bastard, but nonetheless.. The EAW Hardcore Champion! Who has went as far to setting himself on fire ALL for The EAW Hardcore Championship!!! CC is in the middle of all of this, not only does he have a lot to lose, he has alot to win too! Because if he wins this match up, then NOT only will CC be the FIRST EVER EAW Undisputed Hardcore Champion.. But CC will ALSO KEEP the contract of RRS’ girlfriend, SKO!!!
Deadprez: Not to mention bragging rights, for this mans ENTIRE career!!! But lets start this match!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: AND ITS ON!!! CC AND RRS ARE BRAWLING, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!!!!! CC and RRS have hated each other ever since the first ever Showdown! RRS throws Rights and Lefts ALL over CC, but CC blocks one punch, and PUNCHES RRS Into The groin!!! CC Does a huge slap to the face of RRS, and RRS does a Lou Thez Press RIGHT into CC and throws Rights and Lefts to The Skull of The Hardcore Champion!!! RRS is up.. And RRS stomps at CC, until Masters comes from behind, and does a German Suplex!!!!!! But RRS elbows out of it, Springboards off the ropes and does a Spinning Toe Kick! But Masters moves out of the way and RRS lands Right onto his Knee’s!!! And Masters hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!!!!!
Deadprez: CC is up, and CC runs at Masters with a Clothesline, But Masters throws a Stiff Right Hand into CC’s forehead! The Hardcore Champion is back up, and Masters does a Spinning Scoop-slam… And Masters bounces off the ropes and drops a big knee RIGHT into CC’s temple!!! RRS is up, and Masters grabs him, but RRS does a headbutt. And RRS quickly goes behind Masters and does a White Russian Leg-Sweep! Masters is laying on his side, and RRS bounces off the ropes and does a Baseball Slide! RRS Gets up, and RRS waits for CC to get up first… But as RRS focuses his Attention on CC, Masters is already up, and RRS turns around as Masters kicks RRS in the gut… AND GOES FOR A PEDIGREE!!!!
Stew-O: But RRS grabs both Legs, and pulls them as Masters falls Flat on his back! And RRS Holds The Legs of Masters, and does A Legdrop RIGHT onto the groin of our EAW World Champion!!!! AND HERE COMES CC OUT OF NOWHERE.. AND CC HITS THE CHAMIKAZE!!! But RRS lands to the outside.. and CC focuses his attention to Masters, and as Masters gets up, Irish whips Masters toward the turnbuckle, but Masters does a reverse whip to the turnbuckle instead! And Masters runs at CC with a huge Clothesline, and Masters hooks CC’s neck and does a Facebuster into the middle of the ring! Masters Hooks The Leg, 1……….2………… But CC kicks out of the near fall. Masters picks up CC… And as RRS gets up.. MASTERS THROWS CC OUT OF THE RING AS CC LANDS ONTO RRS!!! And both men are out, as Masters follows to the outside of the ring, and Looks for a weapon under the ring!
Deadprez: Masters grabs a Barbedwire Kindo Stick in his hands…. And Masters Grabs CC.. AND MASTERS CHOKES OUT CC WITH THE BARBEDWIRE KINDO STICK!!!! And Masters attempts to throw CC RIGHT into the Steel Steps.. But out of nowhere RRS his Masters RIGHT onto the spine with A Kindo Stick! And CC throws Masters RIGHT into The Steel Steps!!!! RRS is on the Ring Apron… And RRS Runs onto the Apron and attempts A Shooting Star Press!!!! Shades of DEDEDE!!! But CC Throws RRS HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!! And RRS lands into the Crowd Area, and lands onto the concrete! CC grabs Masters, and presses his boot RIGHT into his Jaw, and The Referee Counts! 1…………….2…………………. but Masters kicks out!
Stew-O: CC knows the game, he knows to stay on your opponent WHENEVER They’re decapitated, and CC grabs that Barbedwire Kindo Stick… and is CHOKING Masters with it now, and SNAPS it in half!!! CC Grabs Masters, and Rams his head RIGHT into the Steel Guard Rail, and RIGHT onto the ring apron until both men reach one of the announce tables! CC attempts to ram Masters’ head again! But Masters stops the impact, and CC Clothesline’s Masters and himself RIGHT onto the Spanish Announce Table! Masters Grabs one of the Television Monitors…. AND MASTERS RAMS IT RIGHT OVER CC’S HEAD!!! CC is laid out onto the announce table, and Masters gets on the table…. And MASTERS ATTEMPTS TO PEDIGREE CC THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! But look at this!!! CC summons up enough strength to reverse into a Back body DROP… BUT THE TABLE STILL ISN’T BROKEN!!!
Deadprez: RRS takes quick advantage, and RRS slides CC into the ring, and RRS waits till CC is up.. and RRS springboards off of the ropes.. and does a HUGE DDT as CC’s Crashes into the ring!!! Now RRS covers with the pin! 1…………….2…………….. but CC kicks out! CC gets up, and RRS does a hip toss, but CC Stops it, and CC elbows RRS into the forehead.. bounces off the ropes and hits a Stiff clothesline!!! Now CC climbs to the top rope… and CC jumps off the turnbuckle and SMASHES That Elbow right onto the Heart of RRS! Now CC goes back onto the top rope… AND CC ATTEMPTS A FROGSPLASH!!!!!!!! AND CC HITS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1…………..!!!……2!!!!!!!!!…………………3. Wait, no! RRS kicks out RIGHT as The Referee’s hand hit the mat! I Believe that RRS’ Heart momentarily stopped, and CC is taking HUGE advantage of it!!! CC Picks up RRS, and CC throws RRS SHOULDER FIRST Into the steel turnbuckle!!!
Stew-O: Masters slides into the ring, and Masters throws a Clothesline on CC, and CC slams into the ring! Masters picks up CC, and Masters carries CC on his shoulder and does.. A RUNNING POWERSLAM!!! RRS Runs at Masters… but Masters turns around.. AND DOES A SPINEBUSTER ON RRS AS RRS LANDS FORCEFULL ONTO CC’S GUT!!! And Masters Covers Both men with a pin! 1…………2……….. but Both CC and RRS kicks out! Masters goes to the outside of the ring.. and Masters grabs… A Trashcan!!! And inside the Trashcan is a Steel Chair and a Kindo Stick, as Masters throws the Trashcan into the ring…RRS hits a Baseball slide on the apron, as RRS’ boot smashes into Masters’ Face!!! RRS Springboards onto the ropes…. And Attempts a Crossbody to the outside.. BUT CC GRABS RRS AND RRS CRASH LANDS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A POWERBOMB!!! CC waits till RRS is up.. AND CC RUNS AT RSS.. BUT RRS REVERSES WITH THE SHAMAN SPEAR!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Masters is in the ring, and the Referee pins!!! 1……………2……..!!!!….. but Masters pulls RRS off of CC!!! RRS had the match WON! Masters picks up RRS… and Masters does…. THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!!! But RRS Reverses it into a Tornado DDT!!! RIGHT ONTO THAT TRASHCAN!!! And RRS grabs Masters knee brace, Hooking the leg! 1…………..2…………… but Masters kicks out!!! I wasn’t certain that even MASTERS could kick out of that!! RRS picks up Masters, and RRS Does a Hooked Suplex… But Masters Reverses and hits The Snap Suplex! And i dont think RRS has the size required to his a readied Suplex onto RRS!!! Masters slowly gets up… and Here Comes CC With a Bulldog and Masters Face crashes RIGHT ONTO THE TRASHCAN!!! CC Grabs the Steel Chair now.. and as Masters face is planted on the Trashcan… AND CC DOES A SINGLE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!
Stew-O: CC waits until RRS gets up.. and RRS gets up slowly.. turns around… and Does a Spear!!! And CC Spears RRS right onto The Turnbuckle!! RRS is laid onto the Turnbuckle… And CC Puts RRS seated on the Top Turnbuckle!!! And CC Does… A TOP ROPE HURRICANA!!!!!!! But RRS pushes CC off of the Turnbuckle as CC lands into the middle of the ring! …. AND RRS SETS HIMSELF UP.. AND RRS DOES THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!!! And RRS PINS!!!! 1………………..2……………….BUT MASTERS PULLS RRS OFF OF CC YET AGAIN!!! RRS gets up.. and RRS is angry!!
RRS: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THE MATCH WAS MINE!!!
Masters: Im not just gonna let you win…..
Stew-O: But look at this!!! RRS kicks Masters RIGHT in the gut!!! And RRS DOES THE CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!!!! But Masters pushes RRS out if it!! And RRS Bounces off the ropes, comes back at Masters, and Masters kicks RRS RIGHT in the Gut!!! And MASTERS HOOKS THE ARMS, AND DOES A DOUBLE UNDERHOOKED POWERBOMB.. AND MASTERS CARRIES RRS TO THE TOP ROPE… AND HITS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOKED POWERBOMB OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!! And RRS Does A SITOUT PIN!!! 1…………..!!!!!!!!!!!…..2!!!!!!!!!!…………….. But CC SMASHES The Kindo Stick down the spine of Masters!!!!
Deadprez: CC Waits till Masters Gets up… And CC RUNS AT MASTERS FOR THE CHAMIKAZE!!!! THE CHAMIKAZE!!!! BUT MASTERS Spins Behind CC.. AND MASTERS LOCKS IN THE MASTERS LOCK!!!!! AND CC IS TAPPING!!!! CC IS TAPPING!!!!!!!!!! But Look at this!!! RRS does a LOW BLOW ON THE REFEREE, BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN CALL THE SUBMISSION!!!!! RRS is laid out flat on his face, but he summed up JUST a bit of Energy!!! Masters STILL has The Masters lock held in!!! And Masters turns his head, see’s the referee knocked out.. AND MASTERS HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! If The Referee was Concious.. This match would’ve been OVER! Masters goes to the outside of the ring… And Masters goes under the ring… searches for a weapon… and gets TWO BARBEDWIRE TABLES!!! Masters slides both of them into the ring, and Masters Sets up 1 Barbedwire Table, and puts RRS onto THAT one!!!
Stew-O: Masters Grabs the other barbedwire table, and sets it up OVER The Table RRS is Leaned on! Now Masters Grabs CC.. AND MASTERS PUTS CC ONTO THE TOP ROPE…. AND NO!!! DONT DO IT!!!!
Deadprez: DONT DO IT!!! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MY GOD!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!!! MASTERS SUPERPLEX’S CC THROUGH BOTH BARBEDWIRE TABLES!!!! AND RRS WHILE CC CRASHES THRU THOSE TWO TABLES, RRS IS SANDWICHED AND IS LAYING IN TABLE REMAINS, AND A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD!!! MASTERS GRABS CC.. AND MASTERS DOES THE PEDIGREE!!!!! THE PEDIGREE!!!!! But Wait a minute!!! CC Headbutts his head RIGHT into Masters’ Groin.. And CC Grabs Masters arms… Flips them over… AND CC HITS… THE UNPRETTIER!!!! THE UNPRETTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CC COVERS MASTERS!!!!!!!!! BUT THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN!!!!! But The Referee SLOWLY GETS UP!!!!!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE PINS!!!! 1…………………..!!!!!!!……2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………… BUT RRS DROPS HIS ELBOW OVER CC’S SPINE! I was actually SURE That Masters was NOT gonna kick out!!! CC Slowly gets up…. and CC Catches his Breath… and CC picks up RRS…. AND CC HITS THE UNPRETTIER!!!!!! THE UNPRETTIER ON RRS!!!!! AND THERES THE COVER!!!! 1…………..!!!!!…………2!!!!!!!……………..!!!!!! BUT RRS KICKS OUT!!!!!
Stew-O: And CC is shocked!!! RRS is seemingly lifeless! CC goes onto the top rope…. AND CC IS THERE… AND CC HITS THE FROGSPLASH FOR A 2ND TIME IN THIS MATCH!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!! AND CC PINS!!! 1…………………..!!!!!!!!…..2!!!!!!!!!!………………. BAH GAWD!!!!!!!! RRS STILL KICKS OUT!!!!!! RRS STILL KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CC IS THROWING A TANTRUM!!! CC IS ALL FIRED UP HERE!!! CC is WAITING, STALKING, DROOLING FOR MASTERS TO GET UP!!! AND LOOK AT THIS…. CC GRABS MASTERS SLEDGEHAMMER.. AND RAMS IT RIGHT INTO MASTERS GROIN!!!!!!
Stew-O: Masters is STILL up!!!! CC Runs towards Masters!!! AND CC HITS!!!!!!!!! THE CHAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MASTERS PLUMMETS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!! AND CC, MASTERS, RRS, ALL 3 MEN ARE KNOCKED OUT!!!!! CC GETS UP… SLOWLY BUT SURELY!!!!! AND CC IS GONNA GO FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! SOMEONE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!
Deadprez: ITS WWEFAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! ITS MR DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! ITS MR DEDEDE!!!!! DEDEDE SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!!!! AND CC IS UP, AND CC IS STARING AT DEDEDE’S COLD EYES!!!!!! AND DEDEDE HITS THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SPEAR ON THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERES THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!! THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO COUNT!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!………………………2………….!!!!!!!!!!…..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT’S MR DEDEDE!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! DEDEDE IS STARING AT MASTERS!!!!!!!! AS MASTERS IS THE NEXT MAN TO GET UP!!!!! NOW DEDEDE IS AT THE TURNBUCKLE… WAITING!! WAITING TILL MASTERS GETS UP!!!!! AND MASTERS DOES AS DEDEDE HITS THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DEDEDE COVERS MASTERS WITH THE PIN!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………… BUT MASTERS KICKS OUT!!!! DEDEDE IS PULLING HIS HAIR!!!! AND DEDEDE WAITS UNTIL MASTERS SLOWLY GETS UP AGAIN!!!!!!!….. AND DEDEDE SMASHES THE HARDCORE TITLE RIGHT INTO MASTERS FACE.. AND MASTERS HAS JUST BEEN BUSTED OPEN!!!!!!!! AND THERE’S THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner… and the FIRST EVER EAW Undisputed Hardcore Champion!!!!……… MISTEEEEEEEEER DEDEDE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BAH GAWD!!!!!
( Mr DEDEDE’s music hits and the crowd boo’s and throws trash at the ring as DEDEDE celebrates with both Championships )
Deadprez: DEDEDE did It!!! DEDEDE won the FIRST EVER EAW Undisputed Hardcore title!!!! and that is 3 MORE TITLES TO ADD TO HIS RESUME!!!!!
( Red, white and blue Pyro explodes onto the stage and inside the ring )
Stew-O: THIS MAKES ME SICK!!! Mr DEDEDE STOLE THE EAW WORLD TITLE, OUT FROM UNDER EVERYONE’S NOSE!!!
Deadprez: How could you not give this man credit! You act like he NEEDED to fight these people! Not only did he end MvM’s streak, he has won 3 MAJOR TITLES in ONE night!!!
Stew-O: THAT SLITHERING SNAKE HAD BETTER BE A FIGHTING CHAMPION!!! THAT’S FOR SURE!!!! BECAUSE NOW!!!… MAN.. THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Deadprez: Excuse my Partners biased comments, but we’d like to THANK You for being part of our broadcast family! Thank you everybody, And GOODNIGHT!
( EAW logo buzzes )