[SCREENBAR – OUTSIDE RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM IN TAMPA]
(It is another ruckus crowd outside trying to Social Distance them has been proven difficult after Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl leaving Jamie O’Hara in suspended hibernation. There are many EAW screaming fans outside cheering on trying to catch their favorite EAW Elitists as they show up to the arena. The security is having trouble with one in particular as the King of Elite is about to start shortly. That one person is current suspended Voltage Elitists, Lisa Wren who has for the last few weeks after disrespecting the Saudi Royal Prince and his guests to the EAW was suspended due to her behavior by Captain Charisma. Lisa again is trying to get into the building, she wants to be a part of the huge event that happens once a year, she could be heard screaming…)
Lisa Wren: HEY CAC!
(Her ire is directed at one of the security guards, but he pays her no attention.)
Lisa Wren: HEY! CAC! YEAH YOU!
(He finally turns and sees Lisa Wren, he was already warmed as the rest of the detail that she would be making her way here today, or at least they feared it. Lisa is obviously upset at the decision and called it very unfair. There was the off chance that she might show up and here she is.)
Lisa Wren: YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
Security Guard: Yes, ma’am I do, and we were specifically given orders to make sure that you were not allowed to enter the building.
Lisa Wren: Are you kidding me right now!? I have been bustin’ my ass all of Season 14 and I am gonna be treated like this for standing up as a woman to a country that looks down at us and some Prince lookin’ for a lil’ pootang!? Nah…. Nah that ain’t right…. So cac…..
Security Guard: The name is Bob.
Lisa Wren: Okay, BOB! You are gonna let me in cause I’m the last bitch who isn’t missing King of Elite! I am gonna wrestle tonight, I don’t care against who, you better line them up! Now, come on, open the barricade and let me in, I ain’t playin; no more.
(The security guard Bob, shakes his head “No”.)
Lisa Wren: EXCUSE ME!?
Security Guard: Ms. Wren, we were told by EAW upper management and those who make the decision at Raymond James Stadium that you are NOT allowed in the building. I am sorry that you were suspended and feel like it is unfair but that is your problem and not mine, you can deal with it tomorrow but right now, you are NOT coming in here. Now please, leave before I have the Tampa Bay police escort you out!
Lisa Wren: Listen to me rent a cop! I am an EAW ELITISTS! Do you know what that means!? It means that I BELONG IN THERE WITH THE REST OF THE WRESTLERS! So, before I go and kick your pale ass, let me in the door, NOW!
Security Guard: I am not going to tell you again! If you want to threaten me then….
(There is some noise as a huge entourage arrives. A large white stretched limousine followed by a caravan of SUV’s and motorcycle Tampa Bay Police enter through the back, but this is not just some Elitists, this is Prince Fayyaad who steps out, he is followed by his younger sister the Princess, his parents, The King Fayyaad and Queen Fayaad of Saudi Arabia, flanked by massive Saudi security. The local police make a barricade so they may enter the building.)
Lisa Wren: You gotta be fucking kiddin’ me right!? They are gonna let this asshole in here after he is the reason I was suspended!?
Security Guard: Prince Fayaad, welcome, along with the rest of the Royal Family, please come this way.
Prince Fayyaad: Thank you kind man, I see Bob, interesting name. I am here with my family to watch EAW King of Elite and we are all genuinely excited. I would like to thank….
Lisa Wren: SHUT UP!
(The Prince turns to Lisa, the Queen gasps as the King escorts her inside. The younger Princess too follows but they all stop to see how the Prince handles this.)
Prince Fayyaad: Ah, Lisa Wren, yes. Well, I am sure you are happy to know that I am here this time with my family to enjoy an exciting huge event put out by the EAW, to talk about negotiations and reopen them as the last time we had to abruptly end them. And of course, I need to find a wife or as you say, get that American Pussy. Pussy…. Such a funny word, I love it. PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY… I can say it all day, yes!?
(Lisa’s eyes widen, she can’t believe that the Prince continues to say Pussy over and over.)
Lisa Wren: YOU DISRESPECTFUL MOTHER FUCKER! I’m gonna slap the taste outta your mouth and then we will see how you really feel about American Pussy!
(Lisa Wren jumped the barricade but she is quickly tackled down by Saudi police who were guarding the Prince, she didn’t even get he chance to even be in the same breathing space as him, being held down, the Saudi’s pick her up and handcuff Lisa…)
Lisa Wren: LET ME GO! I SAID LET ME GO! I BELONG IN THAT ARENA! I AM AN EAW ELITISTS! LET ME…..
(Before she can say anything else they throw a black sack on her head and drag her away into one of the SUV’s where suddenly it peels out and drives off with Lisa inside. Prince Fayyaad waves, smiling trying to be nice and play it off. He turns to walk into the arena humming the lyrics to “WAP” by Cardi B…..)
Prince Fayyaad: Put a bucket and a mop, that’s some wet ass PUSSY…… oh Pussy…. Ha ha…. What a word…
(He heads in as Security Guard bob watched the SUV drive away.)
Security Guard: Say hi to Jamaal Khashoggi for me.
(Watching now the Prince walk inside Raymond James Stadium for the 2021 King of Elite.)
(EAW intro plays.)
(‘Kingdom’ by All Good things begins to play, and soon the promotional graphic for King of Elite flashes on the screen as a voice begins to speak.)
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the King of Elite 2021 kickoff show, hosted by Molly Waters!
(The camera fades away from the promotional graphic, and to the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. Fans are entering the crowd still, and they’re all socially distanced with masks, as the arena is only set for twenty-five percent capacity tonight. Soon, the camera fades to a reserved section away from ringside, where the pre-show panel has been set up. At the panel is the host Molly Waters, along with Ben Knight and Clark Ruggiero. They all have a smile on their face as the camera shows them, and Molly finally begins to speak.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the King of Elite 2021 preshow, live on Fight Grid! I’m Molly Waters, and with me is Ben Knight and Clark Ruggiero! At long last, we’ve reached the first free-per-view of 2021!
Ben Knight: I can’t wait to get this night started, there’s so much exciting action coming up even on this very preshow! I’m telling you if there was a Free-Per-View to watch, it’s this one.
Clark Ruggiero: That’s right! There’s so much going on tonight, and I’ve gotta say I’m extremely excited for this!
Molly Waters: Same here. I don’t think there’s a single match on the card that could be ignored, including the matches happening on the preshow!
Ben Knight: Honestly, part of the excitement for me comes from the return of actual fans. We may not getting the full sold out arena thanks to COVID-19, but the amount of fans we’ll be having in attendance tonight is insane!
Clark Ruggiero: I have to agree with that Ben. Fans coming back is one part of the King of Elite experience I’m excited for. All of these matches are sure to deliver, and they’re sure to go crazy seeing what’s in store tonight!
Ben Knight: The World Championship matches all look amazing, don’t they?
Molly Waters: They sure do!
Clark Ruggiero: And don’t forget about the King of Elite finals. Kassidy Heart, Xander Payne, TLA. That’s the match we’re all here to see, and honestly I don’t know if words can describe how big that match is.
Ben Knight: It has the potential of being one of the greatest King of Elite finals matches ever! I don’t even think it’s humanly possible to not be excited for it. The entire King of Elite tournament was great, but in the end that’s what we’re all here to see!
Molly Waters: You’re right Ben, but we didn’t exactly make it to this point the normal way. From Myles costing Rex McAllister, to Minerva’s attack on Ms. Extreme, to Ronan Malosi’s attack on Alexis Chambers costing Dr. Bethany Blue, this tournament was very messy. And let’s not forget Drake King’s antics throughout the entirety of the tournament, his actions ended up being the reason he has the match he has tonight.
Ben Knight: That’s true. The road to the King of Elite finals wasn’t the cleanest on any brand, but it doesn’t make the group of finalists any less impressive.
Clark Ruggiero: Of course not. Kassidy Heart and TLA were both World Champions in the past two years. We all know how talented they are, and while Xander Payne may not have been World Champion just yet, he’s definitely accomplished many great things in this company that all make him worthy of winning the big one.
Molly Waters: From defeating the great Mr. DEDEDE, who somehow is competing for the New Breed Championship tonight, to winning the New Breed, Tag Team, and PURE Championships, Xander Payne is definitely one talented man.
Ben Knight: Man.. Speaking of Mr. DEDEDE, the New Breed Championship? I still can’t believe this is seriously happening.
Clark Ruggiero: Mr. DEDEDE versus Andre Walker might just turn out to be one of the biggest New Breed Championship matches in the history of the company.
Molly Waters: Might? One of? Clark, this is no doubt the biggest New Breed Championship match of all time. The champion is Andre Walker, who has been such a great champion since Territorial Invasion. He’s been on the run of his career, and the challenger is Mr. DEDEDE. No words need to be said about him. He’s an all time great. The Gawd.
Ben Knight: This night is going to be one for the history books, I can already feel it.
Clark Ruggiero: So Molly, what are your thoughts on the World Championship matches?
Molly Waters: Which one?
Clark Ruggiero: I want to hear your thoughts on what I think could be one of the most shocking matches of the night, Lethal Consequences versus Dray Fontana!
(The graphic for Lethal Consequences (c) vs Dray Fontana for the World Heavyweight Championship emerges on the screen behind the panel.)
Molly Waters: Ohh, Dynasty’s World Heavyweight Championship match! I think that match is going to be amazing. Dray Fontana had one great run with the PURE Championship, which is why I think he might actually get the job done tonight and win his first World Championship.
Ben Knight: Really? That’s a bold prediction Molly.
Molly Waters: Yep! Lethal Consequences is a legend, but Dray Fontana has more than proven how good he is as of late. This is LC’s first defense, but I think it’ll be his last.
Clark Ruggiero: That’s definitely interesting. I think I’ll have to give this one to LC. The man’s a hall of famer, and if that’s not enough just look at the run he’s been on lately. Just remember he had to pin Mr. DEDEDE to win that Championship. I don’t think he’ll be willing to give it up easily.
Ben Knight: This is honestly a very tough choice. Lethal Consequences might be on the best run he’s had in years, meanwhile Dray Fontana is coming off of one of the best PURE Championship reigns.. Possibly of all time!
Molly Waters: Who do you think is gonna win, Ben?
Clark Ruggiero: Yeah, LC or Dray?
Ben Knight: Hmm… Lethal Consequences is a legend of the game and probably one of the greatest of all time..
Clark Ruggiero: :blessed:
Ben Knight: …But times have changed. The PURE Championship was by no means Dray Fontana’s ceiling, and he’s going to prove that tonight. My pick is Dray Fontana!
Clark Ruggiero: :comeagain:
Molly Waters: :blessed:
Clark Ruggiero: LC is definitely gonna prove you guys wrong tonight.
Molly Waters: We’ll see about that one.
Clark Ruggiero: In my eyes Dray Fontana is in over his head. He did great with the PURE Championship, believe me. I know. Dray’s an extremely talented competitor, but he only just lost the PURE Championship at Road to Redemption. Is this really enough time for him to recover that loss and make it all the way to the World Championship? It’s not very often that we see people go from title to title like that, and I’m not sure if it’ll happen tonight.
Ben Knight: That’s true. It only happens on rare occasions, like when Minerva won the Universal Women’s Championship the same night that she lost the Unified Tag Team Championships! Better yet, Limmy Monaghan dethroned Dray only three months after losing the Unified Tag Team Championships, so why can’t Dray do the same? Someone like Dray Fontana only gets better which is why he won the award for Most Improved in 2020. Sure, he’s going straight to the top right now, but is this really something he can’t overcome? It’s Dray Fontana, he’s extremely talented.
Molly Waters: This is going to be a match to watch, but what about the other matches coming up, like the Universal Women’s Championship match between Serena Bennett and Eris LeCava?
(The graphic for Serena Bennett (c) vs Eris LeCava for the Universal Women’s Championship in a straightjacket match emerges on the screen behind the panel.)
Ben Knight: Oh this is going to be.. Honestly, I’m not sure. This match is going to be insane, but I do know one thing for sure. While Eris LeCava might be… Interesting to say the least.. I don’t know if she has what it takes to knock Serena Bennett off her throne. Serena Bennett has been at the top of her game since Bloodsport. She’s been having possibly the greatest Universal Women’s Championship reign of all time. I don’t think this match is something she can’t overcome.
Clark Ruggiero: I completely agree. No disrespect intended to Eris, but she’s no Serena Bennett. It won’t be easy for anyone to ever dethrone that woman.
Molly Waters: Have you guys been watching Dynasty? Eris LeCava is unlike anyone else Serena’s faced before. She’s clearly not a normal Elitist, and if you ask me we’re getting a new Universal Women’s Champion tonight.
Clark Ruggiero: Two new World Champions already?
Molly Waters: Yep, and don’t forget guys. There’s still Darcy May Morgan and her Cash in the Vault briefcase. Even if Eris somehow doesn’t defeat Serena, what if Darcy decides to cash in?
Ben Knight: I don’t know… She has a match with Raven Roberts tonight, and Raven Roberts is far from some pushover. She’s a modern great. Would cashing in tonight be the right decision?
Clark Ruggiero: Ben has a point. Cashing in could end well for Darcy.. Or it could end terribly. Darcy has a huge match tonight but so does Serena Bennett. Cashing in could be very dangerous.
Molly Waters: I was just thinking out loud. Either way, cash in or not I don’t really see Serena walking out with her Championship tonight. I don’t mean to take anything away from Serena, because she’s been Champion this long for a reason. I’m just saying, do you guys think a match against someone like Eris LeCava will end in anything other than chaos? With the story these two have been in since Road to Redemption, things will get ugly.
Ben Knight: I can’t disagree with that. Those two are definitely going to tear each other apart. Honestly I don’t think that can be denied at all. After everything these two have been through in such a short amount of time this could end up being one of the most grueling matches on an extremely stacked card. However, are the chances of Serena not walking out with the Championship really that high? I mean, she did compete in Red Wallz against Harlow Reichert and she managed to retain there.
Clark Ruggiero: She didn’t just survive Red Wallz. Her team also won in Wargames at Territorial Invasion, and she reclaimed the Universal Women’s Championship in a Three Stages of Hell match back at Bloodsport. Serena Bennett has been getting into these big time matches all throughout her Championship reign, and they’ve all ended the exact same way. Serena always finds a way to come out on top.
Molly Waters: Honestly, I can’t disagree there. Serena Bennett has had such an impressive Championship reign and she’s defended her title against some incredible competitors in the past. Winning the title against Minerva, defending it against Candice Blair, Harlow Reichert and most recently Ms. Extreme. That’s a great group of talent.. But just look at who she’s facing. Eris LeCava in a match like this, I don’t see it going her way. I think this is where Serena’s amazing run comes to an end.
Ben Knight: Well we’ll just have to agree to disagree. I do know one thing we can agree on though, and that’s that the two Elitists coming up next have the potential to be big deals in the future. Mary S. Atlas and Jonny Airhart are going at it next, and I can’t wait to see how this one is going to go.
(Finally, as the panel hosts smile at the camera and continue to talk amongst themselves, the camera fades back to ringside.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
( ‘Pretty Boy Swag ‘ by Soulja Boy plays over the sound system of Raymond James Stadium as Jonny walks through the curtain and walks up the ramp and closes his eyes and widens his arms to the side. He wears yellow and green wrestling pants with Rich Pretty Boy on the back of his trunks with money design logos on it with elbow and knee pads and black boots. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Making his EAW Free-Per-View DEBUT! From Atherton, California! Weighing in at 205 pounds! He is The Rich Pretty Boy! JONNYYYYYY AIRRRRHARRT!!!!
( He walks down and stops in front of the ladies in the crowd and shakes his whole body with the girls whistling at Jonny. He slides into the ring, doing a lazy pose, pointing to himself, saying I’m a sexy beast. He gets up and closes his eyes and spreads his arms wide, saying ‘I’m a Rich Pretty Boy!! and got more money than every one of you.” He stands in the ring, shakes his whole body again, showing off before he waits for his opponent to come out. )
Jake Mercer: It all comes down to this tonight for the two of them!
Steve-O: After a long week of heated words through promos these two are finally going to meet and to be able to do so during King of Elite is a chance for both to display what they can do on a grand stage!
( ‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor now plays over the sound system as Mary comes out with a rose, then slowly spread out her arms and looked around. Before taking the rose out of her own mouth, she walked over and threw it at a certain audience.
Stephie Love: AAAAAND HIS OPPONENT! ALSO making her Free Per View Debut! From St-Louis, Missouri! Weighing in at 125 pounds! She is the Most Wanted! MARYYYYYYYY ATLAAAAAAASSS!!!!
( She then walk down the ramp and into the ring and stand with her arms spread in the middle of the ring, in front of Jonny who slowly backs into a corner with a smirk on his face as then now both await the signal from the official for this match of theirs to start! )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jake Mercer: Both are observing each other, this is their big Free Per View debut for both Mary and Jonny! What kind of performance will they be giving us? Both are looking apt and ready to give a performance worthy of this event! Airhart! Atlas! Who Will Come Out On Top? We are about to find out as This Match Is Officially Underway!!! Both competitors are in their respective corners before going to the center of the ring, Jonny charges in first trying for a clothesline but is ducked by Mary who ends up behind Airhart’s back and slaps his back with an elbow! She is basically whipping him like a scalded dog!
Jake Mercer: Jonny against the ropes is getting struck by Atlas with backhands and stiff smacks. She is basically whipping him around! In comes a kick to the side of her opponent as she takes control early into the match! She goes to hit Jonny again but he picks her up by the waist and slams her into the nearest turnbuckle! He drives her into it with force! Mary is holding her stomach while Jonny brags about the move!
Jonny Airhart: You ain’t nothing on me girl! Not a damn thing! You gonna learn that tonight!
Flanner McCoy: He goes to the ropes, she goes right behind him, he realizes she isn’t – SHE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CUTTER!! A SURPRISE MANOEUVER COMING OUT OF NOWHERE! She should go for a pinfall but instead is stalking around Jonny with a wild intensity in her eyes.
Steve-O: Why isn’t she going for a pin attempt??
Flannery McCoy: No idea! But she looks pumped up right now!
Jake Mercer: She is pumped up while he is reeling! She goes into the ropes, he counters by flipping her over them she lands on the outside on the apron! He charges at her but she shoulder tackles him forcing him to back away from the ropes for her to go back inside! Elbow to the face of Airhart who backs himself into a corner and gets joined by Mary who doesn’t seem to want to mess around! She plants him down with a clothesline then takes a knee down while grabbing him by the head punching him a few times before the official tells her to stop since she was pulling her punches with closed fists! She stands up, the Pretty Rich Boy goes to a vertical base as well before getting taken down painfully once again thanks to a discus elbow from his opponent! Airhart rolls out of the ring standing on the apron looking for a breather while Mary quickly moves she runs to a corner, jumps on the second ropes, and delivers a dropkick to Airhart who ends up falling to the outside of the ring on the floor!! The fans are cheering her on and she responds to them in kind before running to the ropes, bouncing off them she is about to suicide d-NO! JONNY WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO MARY!! She steps back she ends up against the opposing ropes and she charges back towards Jonny as he is taunting the ground suicide dive again crashing into Jonny who gets pressed against the barricades!! Jonny retreats as Mary goes to the ring to stop the official’s 10 counts but she quickly goes back out on the apron. She is sizing up Jonny before jumping for an enzui-no! Jonny caught her with his arms as she has her legs around his neck and she is basically hanging from that position!
Steve-O: WOAH!!! WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO??
Flannery McCoy: DAMN LOOK AT WHAT HE IS DOING??
Jake Mercer: MARY GETS SLAMMED THREE TIMES AGAINST THE BARRICADES BEFORE LETTING GO OF JONNY AND FALLING ON THE GROUND! That seems to be so painful for her right now! She seems to be hurting as she tries to get to her feet. Jonny walks over, pulling her up by the hair. She gets scooped uplifted from the air and THROWN AGAINST THE BARRICADE KNEES FIRST!! Her Left Knee Took The Worst of It And She is holding it while wincing in pain! I hope this will not be too severe! Meanwhile Jonny the man gloats as Mary is nursing her left ankle! He throws in a few kicks for good measure before going inside the ring boasting about it all under a chorus of boos! The official is going to Mary asking if she wants to continue and she says yes while hiking her way into the ring following a count of 6 but Jonny goes to her sliding outside of the ring and grabbing her legs SLAMMING THEM ON THE NEARBY POST!! He does it a few times before moving back inside the ring and picks Mary up! Scoop slam ON THE ROPES! He really is going for extra damage with her legs and reduce her mobility!
Steve-O: Gotta admit that’s a smart plan from the Rich Pretty Boy!
Flannery McCoy: I, unfortunately, have to agree with you Steve-O.
Jonny Airhart: Come on Mary we ain’t got all night! Get your ass up! Nah? Alright, let me help you move around then!
Jake Mercer: Jonny carelessly grabs at one of Mary’s legs and drags her to the center of the ring before maneuvering her to the ropes putting her ankle, keeping said leg up he drops a knee down to her hips trying to inflict more damage on Atlas! He follows with a stretched muffler but doesn’t keep it on long switching to the STF!! Mary is trying to reach for the ropes; she is close to them but she is unable to reach either! Jonny actually pulls at her hand keeping her away will it be what makes her tap out from the match! No! She reaches the rope in the end and the official calls for Jonny to let her go! Moving to his feet quickly he grabs at her leg again dragging her to the ropes putting her leg on the rope and jumping on it! By god! The pain she must be going through! He goes at it again but she manages to push no kick him off of her he drops down outside of the ring because of it but it doesn’t take long for him to slide back into the action. An attempt at an elbow drop is evaded by Mary! Jonny is down she rolled out of the way and is now pulling herself up as she reaches a corner! Jonny goes to her, kick to the midsection by Mary followed by an elbow to the face then another! And then a chop to his chest!
Social Distanced Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Another chop, more reactions from the crowd followed by fists with both her hands left then right repeat to the head of Airhart followed by jabs to the stomach and ribs!
Steve-O: And she is doing it on just one good leg! Jonny really did a number on her earlier with what happened outside the ring!
Flannery McCoy: All for nothing though!
Jake Mercer: A stiff punch to the gut of Mary brings the Most Wanted gal on Dynasty down!! She gets a mouthful from Jonny as she is trying to get up. He brings her to her feet, forcing her against the ropes then throws in a chop across her chest! Irish whip by Jonny that gets countered INTO A SLINGBLADE BY MARY ATLAS!! Big Move By the Small Woman! She goes behind Jonny! GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE PIN ATTEMPT!!
Referee: One! Two!
Steve-O: And The Rich Pretty Boy Kicks Out!
Jake Mercer: This is a good opportunity for Mary to try and bring some life back into her leg. She is hitting it a few times before she tries to get up but stumbles into the ropes. She goes to a corner, going to the top. Sizing Jonny up as he gets up she throws herself at him with a – Oh Wait! Jonny caught her again! He sets her up shifting her position in the air! MY GOD!!! A sitout SCOOP SLAM PILEDRIVERRRRRRR!!!!
Referee: One! Two!
Flannery McCoy: The Most Wanted Kicks Out!!
Jake Mercer: What resiliency by Mary Atlas on display tonight! Jonny gets back up and flips himself executing a perfect standing moonsault on top of Mary! He gets up quickly, runs to the ropes, going for a springboard moonsault COUNTERED WITH A PAIR OF KNEES BY MARY!! Jonny holds his stomach as he rolls to the side while Mary is moving to her knees! Jonny does the same soon, both are looking at each other. Airhart mouths off but the only reply he gets back is a middle finger! This is greeted with a punch to the face by Jonny which is returned by Mary! Jonny! Then Mary! Then Jonny! Then Mary! Mary again! She takes the upper hand! She gets him into a headlock which she follows with a quick snap suplex but as she lets go of Jonny he rolls out of the ring going for a breather. The crowd boos they want to see more of the ac-TOPE CON HILOOOOOO!!! TOPE CON HILO FROM MARY ATLAAAAASSS!!! HOW DID SHE PULL IT OFF WITH A BAD LEG??? MY GOD, SHE CRASHED DOWN HARD ON TOP OF JONNY AIRHART ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!
Socially Distanced Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap! Clap Clap ClapClapClap! Clap Clap ClapClapClap! Clap Clap ClapClapClap! Clap Clap ClapClapClap!*
Steve-O: The crowd is loving this!
Flannery McCoy: And so am I!!
Jake Mercer: Both competitors are giving us a spectacular debut match tonight at King of Elite and the crowd wants more! They are cheering on while the two of them are on the ground on the outside of the ring from Mary’s move which could’ve injured her even further! The referee is starting to count, will this how they end up the match? A double count-out? Doubtful! Both are moving up, Jonny a bit faster than Mary due to her banged-up wheel but both end up rolling in the ring at the same time! Jonny gets vertical, Mary is sitting, AND GETS A FACE FULL OF SUPERKICK!!! A SUPERKICK BY AIRHART!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THR-
Steve-O: AND SHE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! MARY KEEPS ON FIGHTING!
Flannery McCoy: This woman impresses me more and more! You Go, Queen!!
Jake Mercer: Jonny starts to get aggravated seeing as Mary would not stay down. He goes for a standing shooting star press! It connects! He follows it by a series of heavy landing elbow drops then goes for a cover again!
Referee: One! Tw-
Steve-O: Mary kicks out!
Jake Mercer: Mary doesn’t seem to have an ounce of quit in her much to the delight of the fans in attendance here tonight inside Raymond James Stadium!
Flannery McCoy: I dare say she is putting on a SuperBowl performance here tonight! Jonny is giving a smasher of a show as well those two are going places if they keep this up!
Jake Mercer: What will they do next is all we want to know and we are about to find out with Jonny looking to one of the corners he climbs atop the nearest one and goes for a Corkscrew 450-degree splash that lands with pinpoint accuracy! Perfect landing even which he follows with a standing moonsault again! Cover by Airhart!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THR-
Flannery McCoy Squeals!!
Jake Mercer: Another kick out by the Most Wanted!! What will Jonny need to do to get Mary’s shoulders on the mat for three seconds?? She gets picked up by Jonny, he scoop slams her but then pulls her up by the hair forcing her to stand and then harshly whips her to a corner, she stays standing only because of her arms keeping her on there as they lay on the top ropes! Here comes Jonny, throwing MMA-style strikes at the face and stomach of Mary who blocks as best she can THEN throws in an elbow to the jaw of Airhart! He is reeling! She grabs him by the head and shoves it into the turnbuckle! She does it again, then again! Again! Again and once more time before spinning him around getting his back to the corner and throws in a series of quickly landed fists letting out a massive battle cry before throwing one last strike much to the delight of the crowd!!
Mary S. Atlas: YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A warrior woman!!!! I love it!!
Steve-O: But will it be enough to secure victory? She needs to seal the deal! She literally throws herself at Jonny!!
Jake Mercer: She goes to Jonny, drilling his stomach with shoulder tackles he gets rammed with at least five of six of them before she moves away from him running to the opposite corner then quickly charges back towards the Californian and STRIKES HIM DOWN WITH THE 9-MILES!! THE HELLUVA KICK RIGHT IN THE KISSER FOR JONNY WHO FALLS FACE FIRST LIMP ON THE GROUND!! Mary drops down for the cover she hooks the legs!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THR-
Steve-O: NO DAMN WAY! HE KICKED OUT OF THAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mary is not the only resilient one in this match! Both want to win on their Free Per View debut!
Jake Mercer: Mary hits the floor in frustration she thought she had this match won but she quickly gets to her feet and goes to the opposite corner away she coils herself, glaring at Airhart who is slowly getting up pulling himself with his arms while Mary screeches at him to get up faster! She charges! LOST IN MAR-NO!!!! JONNY DUCKED TO THE SIDE OF MARY AS SHE THREW HERSELF FEET FIRST FOR HER PATENTED CLAYMORE AND SHE GOES DOWN HARD WITH A REVERSE CUTTER BY AIRHART!! She writhes in pain holding the back of her neck while Jonny quickly goes vertical and climbs atop the nearest turnbuckle! He calls for Making The Money his modified 630 degrees senton! He goes airborne! Mary rolls away! Jonny crashes flat on his back! This looks as painful as when doing a flat in a pool!
Steve-O: Only this there is wood under the mat, not water! Ouch!
Flannery McCoy: Look at Mary! She is going topside as well!!
Mary S. Atlas: EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER YOU PRICK!!!!
Socially Distanced Crowd: OOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: She goes for her own version of the 630 Degree Senton she calls it the 1995 Airline!! Will she succeed where Jonny failed??
Steve-O: Air Atlas Flies High!!
Flannery McCoy: Look At Jonny!!
Jake Mercer: Airhart rolled out of the way getting to his feet while Mary anticipated the evasion manoeuver and rolled parkour style and safely goes to her feet. She quickly stands straight and turns to CASH MAKER!! THE CASH MAKER ON MARY!! The Reverse Jumping Bulldog takes down Mary hard!!!!
Steve-O: COVER! THAT’S GOT TO BE IT!!
Official: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!!
( DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! )
( ‘Pretty Boy Swag ‘ by Souja Boy plays over the sound system of Raymond James Stadium as the Rich Pretty Boy moves to his knees and the official raises one of his arms to signal his victory. )
Stephie Love: The winner of this match; The Rich PRRRRRETTY BOY! JONNYYYYY AIRHAAAAAAAART!!!
Steve-O: What an incredible match those two have given us and the crowd here tonight at King of Elite!!
Flannery McCoy: An amazing display of heart, passion, intensity, and athleticism from two newcomers who are bound for great things if they keep on giving out their all as they’ve just done tonight! A hard-fought, well-earned victory by the Atherton-born Airhart but let’s not take away credit from Mary Atlas who brought her A-Game tonight! She should be proud despite the result, her future is bright!
(The King of Elite preshow fades out away from ringside as Jonny Airhart celebrates.)
(Commercial for liposuction services featuring longtime user Xander Payne.)
(King of Elite returns to a shot of Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES CONTEST, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Virtual crowd repeats: “ONE FALL!”.)
Gina Romano: AND IT IS A STREEEEETTTTT FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media begins to ring throughout the arena as Lucas Johnson, and his manager, Albert Hitchman, make their way onto the King of Elite stage.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF LONG ISLAND, NEW YORRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOOUUUNNNDDSSSSSS, ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HIS MANAGER, ALBERT HITCHMAN, LUCASSSSSSSSSSSS ‘THE BLUEPRINTTTTTTTT’ JOHNSONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(Virtual Crowd roars with boos for Lucas Johnson, who waves them off.)
Deadprez: Boy, I can’t wait for this one! After Lucas Johnson left Jon Kelton out to dry on Showdown, you know Jon Kelton is chomping at the bit to get his hands on this man. But that’s easier said than done, Lucas Johnson has a new fire and desire for cruelty as of late. He’s been as cold as ever, and as skilled as ever, this man wants to make this season his season. He wants to make Showdown the Lucas Johnson show, and he’s been doing so more than ever as of late. A huge win over Jon Kelton would only bolster Lucas’ confidence, and open the door of opportunity wide for him.
Eve: Agreed, I have to imagine a title shot is waiting in the wings somewhere down the line for the winner tonight, this match will take one of these men far in the near future! And that man could very easily be Lucas Johnson, he’s not focused on anything, but winning. Winning by any means possible, no matter the cost. This match is a perfect mold for the nightmares vision Lucas Johnson has for Showdown, tonight is his chance to paint the canvas red with blood, and to paint himself as a winner, and forefront of Showdowns solo talent!
(Lucas Johnson rolls into the ring with Albert Hitchman, stands on the second rope, and soaks in the negativity of the virtual crowd. The sound is replaced by ‘Red Eye’ by NBA Youngboy, Jon Kelton and his newly appointed manager, Londyn Zelaya, walk onto the stage in a crisp set of black and gold attires.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT, ACCOMPANIED BY HIS MANAGER, LONDYN ZELAYA!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANAADDDAAAAAA!!!! JONNNNNNNNNN ‘THE CHOSEN ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’ KELTONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
(The virtual crowd cheers for Jon Kelton as he and his manager make their way down the ramp.)
Deadprez: This man has been on absolute fire since his return to EAW last year, he;s reached the potential we saw in him all those years ago. And he’s only getting better. Jon Kelton is a combination of athleticism, intensity, and experience, and they combine to make an inescapable storm that so many competitors have fallen victim to. He proves himself to be a standout on Showdown every single week.
Gavin Kirkland: Most definitely, he’s got no holes in his game. Tonight is a prime chance for him to prove just that, and to prove that he is undeniably one of EAW’s most promising, bright stars of today’s generation. His future is huge, this match could be a prelude to what is looking like an amazing 2021 for Jon Kelton.
(Jon Kelton stands inside the ring with Londyn Zelaya, gives her his jacket, and heads to his corner, ready for the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: ANNNNDDDD HERE WE GO! Jon Kelton and Lucas Johnson meet in the center, a collar and elbow tie up to begin this street fight! Lucas Johnson pressures Jon Kelton back into the turnbuckles, then goes for a slap across the face of Kelton! Jon Kelton avoids it, ducking under the attempted slap, then shoving Lucas to the ground! Kelton using his power to body Lucas into the corner now, dropping a nasty elbow on the skull of Johnson!
Eve: NOW JON KELTON GOING FOR THE SIGNATURE CORNER SPEAR! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE TURNBUCKLES- But It’s Lucas Johnson who avoids it this time! He sidestepped him, and Jon Kelton went shoulder first into the post! That had to hurt! Jon Kelton grabbing his shoulder, Lucas Johnson tries to roll him up! Kelton able to roll through, then grabbing the wrist of Lucas, pulling him into side slam position! Ouch! Lucas with a backwards kick to the face of Jon Kelton, who’s forced to drop Johnson to the canvas.
Deadprez: Now Lucas Johnson up to his feet, he’s got jon Kelton in position for a neckbreaker! NO! Jon turns it around, now trying for a brainbuster on Lucas Johnson! Lucas Johnson fights out of it, and rolls out of the ring. Lucas Johnson now searching under the ring, uh oh, he’s got a kendo stick! Lucas Johson with a devious smile on his face, but Jon Kelton is smiling right back? WAIT! Jon Kelton’s newly appointed manager, Londyn Zelaya, is handing him a kendo stick too! No, wait…that’s two kendo sticks taped together! Boy, oh boy, I have a feeling this is just the start of what we’re going to see unfold tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas Johnson slides in the ring, offering to drop his kendo stick, if Jon Kelton drops his, but Kelton will have no part of this! NOW LUCAS SWINGS THE KENDO STICK AT KELTON, WHO DUCKS UNDER IT THE WILD SWING, AND SMACKS THE DOUBLE TAPED KENDO STICKS AGAINST THE MIDSECTION OF LUCAS JOHNSON! ‘THE BLUEPRINT’ DROPS HIS KENDO STICK TO THE GROUND, JON KELTON IS UNLOADING WITH A STORM OF KENDO STICK SHOTS TO THE BACK OF LUCAS! BRUISING THE BODY OF LUCAS JOHNSON EARLY ON!
Eve: Lucas Johnson FINALLY able to roll out of the ring, avoiding the onslaught of Jon Kelton, but he doesn’t seem to be safe anywhere! JON KELTON, DOUBLE KENDO STICKS IN HAND, LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE RING STEPS AND TAKES THE HEAD OFF LUCAS JOHNSON WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! HE SMASHED THE KENDO STICKS AGAINST THE TEETH OF LUCAS!! What a move from Jon Kelton, who’s been on fire since the get-go! Lucas Johnson, struggling to get to his feet, he’s gonna take another massive shot from those kendo sticks- NO! Lucas Johnson playing possum, evading the swing from Jon Kelton, AND A LOW BLOW FROM LUCAS JOHNSON! JON KELTON DROPPED BY A LOW BLOW FROM JOHNSON!
Deadprez: If there’s anything we know about Lucas Johnson, it’s that he’s not shy to bend the rules in his favor, and do whatever it takes. Oh god, Lucas now has his eyes on Kelton’s manager, his friend, Londyn! Lucas Johson prepared to show Kelton no mercy! LUCAS JOHNSON KNOWS NO BOUNDS! HE GRABS LONDYN, BUT JON KELTON BACK TO HIS FEET, WHIPS LUCAS JOHNSON AROUND, AND DELIVERS A HUGE FOREARM TO THE CHIN OF LUCAS JOHNSON! Now Jon Kelton, looking for a snap suplex against the apron, he’s gonna make Lucas Johnson pay! Lucas Johnson battles out with a brutal knee to the midsection og Jon, AND LAUNCHES JON KELTON OVER HIS HEAD WITH QUICK BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! WOW!
Gavin Kirkland: What a counter from Lucas Johnson, showing us all he’s got some power too! Jon Kelton writhing in pain on the floor, Lucas absolutely relishing in his agony. Now Lucas Johnson again goes under the ring, looking for yet another weapon. What the, he just threw a chair aside, what the hell is he looking for? Wait, is that a…is it really a…is that a damn skateboard?
Eve: In all my days, I can’t recall someone ever pulling out a skateboard in a street fight. Could only be Lucas Johnson, ladies and gentleman.
Gavin Kirkland: Wait what the hell, he’s going up to the apron…NO! DON’T DO THIS! LUCAS JOHNSON EYEING JON KELTON, WHO’S STILL LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE! NO, LUCAS, DON’T! OH GOD!!!!! YOU MAY BE A WHITE BOY, BUT YOU’RE NOT TONY HAWK!
Eve: WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING???!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS JOHNSON RUNS ACROSS THE APRON AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE AIR, PUTTING THE SKATEBOARD BENEATH HIS FEET AT THE LAST MINUTE AS HE STOMPS IT ONTO THE CHEST OF JON KELTOOOONNNNNN!!!!! A DIVING STOMP WITH THE BOARD ONTO THE RIBS OF JON KELTON, WHO’S CRYING OUT IN PAIN! I COULD FEEL HIS RIBS CRACK IN THE SOLES OF MY FEET!!
Deadprez: Jesus lord, how is Jon Kelton going to come back after that? Of all the ways I thought Lucas Johnson would use that skateboard, it wasn’t that. But he’s not finished with it yet, Jon Kelton is trying to inch his way to his feet, LUCAS JOHNSON HAS OTHER PLANS!!!! SMASHING THE SKATEBOARD ACROSS THE BACK OF JON KELTON! DROPPING HIM BACK TO THE FLOOR! THAT SKATEBOARD SHATTERED OVER THE BACK OF JON KELTON! Lucas Johnson laughing at Londyn, taunting kelton on the floor! How much punishment can one man take?!
Eve: Lucas grabs Kelton by the chin, dragging him to a knee, and what the…what’s he reaching into his trunks for!?!?
Eve: BRASS KNUCKLES, HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES HIDDEN IN HIS TRUNKS!!!
Deadprez: PAUSE AGAIN, WHY IS ANY SANE MAN HIDING BRASS KNUCKLES IN HIS TRUNKS?
Eve: HE’S ABOUT TO SEAL JON KELTON’S FATE, THE WRITING’S ON THE WALL! LUCAS JOHNSON, BRASS KNUCKLES ON, SWINGS THE BRASS KNUCKLES AT THE SKULL OF JON KELTON! BUT JON KELTON DUCKS UNDER IT, AND NAILS A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! THANK GOD, JON KELTON’S CAREER COULD HAVE BEEN OVER! AND THAT WAS EXTREMELY UNSANITARY! YUCK!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton now with a huge kick to the hand of Lucas Johnson! Sending the brass knuckles flying! He wasn’t gonna touch them after Lucas pulled them straight from his trunks! Now it’s Jon Kelton who’s taken back control, JON KELTON WITH A SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE! LIGHTNING SPEED FROM JON AS HE SENDS THE BODY OF LUCAS HURDLING INTO THE BARRICADE! What a move from Jon Kelton, who now is climbing on top of the barricade-what the hell?
Deadprez: GOOD LORD, JON KELTON CALLING FOR A CANADIAN DESTROYER! LUCAS JOHNSON DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS, HERE HE GOES! JON KELTON WITH A CANDIAN DESTROYER ON THE FLOOR TO LUCAS JOHNSON! CANDIAN DESTROYER! CANDIAN DESTROYER! HE DROVE HIS SKULL AND NECK INTO THE UNFORGIVING FLOOR, THAT ONE COULD END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! Jon Kelton didn’t forget, he’s eying the chair that Lucas Johnson tossed aside earlier! He’s got a hold of it, oh no!!! JON KELTON SMASHES THE CHAIR AGAINST THE BRIDGE OF LUCAS’ NOSE!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
Eve: HE CRUSHED THE FACE OF LUCAS WITH THAT CHAIR! HE BUSTED LUCAS JOHNSON’S FACE WIDE OPEN, HE’S DRIPPING BLOOD ON THE FLOOR! ALBERT HITCHMAN LOOKS MORE THAN CONCERNED FOR LUCAS! JON KELTON ISN’T FINISHED, HE’S TURNING THE INTENSITY UP TO 11 RIGHT NOW! JON KELTON HAS THE CHAIR SET UP, HERE HE GOES! LIFTING LUCAS JOHNSON UP JON KELTON DROPS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!!! HOLY HELLLLLLLL!!!!! HE COMPLETELY FOLDED THAT CHAIR WITH THE WEIGHT OF LUCAS’ BODY! JON KELTON CAME TO WIN!!
Deadprez: LOOK AT ALBERT HITCHMAN, HE STORMS JON KELTON! BUT LONDYN ZELAYA TAKES HITCHMAN DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! WOW! LONDYN WITH MOVES OF HER OWN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: My god, this match has been nothing but brutality since the very beginning! And still neither man has gone for a pinfall! What will it take for either of these guys to close out this match with a victory! Jon Kelton appears to have found his answer, rolling Lucas Johnson into the ring, and pulling out a mysterious black bag from under the ring…What in the lord’s name is in that bag? Jon Kelton rolling into the ring, talking to Lucas Johnson the whole time. And the bag is filled with…MARBLES?? GLASS MARBLES POURED ALL OVER THE CORNER OF THE RING, BY JON KELTON!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton now trying to position Lucas Johnson on the second rope, I can tell you now, this won’t end well for either man! Lucas Johnson, sat on the second rope, followed up by Jon Kelton, who plans on stamping his name on this match right here! HE DRAGS LUCAS BY HIS BEARD UP TO THE TOP ROPE, BOTH MEN TEETERING ON THE TOP, THIS IS GOING TO END HORRIBLY! LUCAS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE, WAIT, LUCAS JOHNSON CAUGHT JON KELTON IN AN ARM TRIANGLE SUBMISSION! HE’S GOT JON KELTON IN THE SUBMISSION ON THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: JON KELTON IS GOING OUT, HE MIGHT BE OUT! HIS EYES ARE CLOSED, HE’S NOT BREATHING! LUCAS JOHNSON NOT BOOTS JON KELTON OFF THE TOP AND HE GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO ALL THOSE MARBLES!!!!! AKQWOWLAOODOKLEP!!!!! HIS BACK SLAMMING AGAINST THOSE MARBLES, THIS ONE HAS GOTTA BE OVER, HIS OWN PLANS MAY HAVE DID HIM IN!!! WAIT, LUCAS JOHNSON ON THE TOP STILL, HE’S GETTING TO HIS FEET, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!?! LUCAS JOHNSON FLIES WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP, SOARING DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND SLAMMING ONTO JON KELTON!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM LUCAS JOHNSON!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE TOOK A BRUNT OF THAT TOO, HE CAN’T COVER JON KELTON, LUCAS JOHNSON HIT THE MARBLES AS WELL!!! CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS JON KELTON, LUCAS JOHNSON JUST BARELY MANAGES TO THROW AN ARM AROUND THE BROKEN BODY OF JON KELTON! HERE WE GO, THIS IS GONNA BE IT!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! JON KELTON KICKS OUT!
Eve: HOW DID HE SURVIVE??! HE SHOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!
Deadprez: Lucas Johnson can’t believe it, we can’t believe it! He’s infuriated that Jon Kelton is still alive, he thought that was all she wrote! Kicking the marbles out of the ring, sweeping them away is Lucas Johnson, who stomps on the body of Jon Kelton! AND AGAIN! Two nasty stomps before Lucas Johson heads out to the apron! HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE AND LAUNCHES WITH A SPRINGBOAPRD 450 SPLASH TO THE BODY OF JON KELTON! ANOTHER AERIAL ATTACK FROM LUCAS JOHNSON! NOW HE GRABS THE LEGS OF JON KELTON, TRANSITIONING TO THE BOSTON CRAB! HE’S GOT THE BOSTON CRAB SUBMISSION IN!
Eve: JON KELTON IS FIGHTING DESPERATELY, BUT THE ROPES WON’T SAVE HIM IN A STREET FIGHT! HE’S THERE BUT LUCAS JOHNSON IS VICIOUSLY APPLYING THIS BOSTON CRAB! THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR JON KE- WHAT THE HELL!?! LONDYN SLIDES THAT DOUBLE KENDO STICK BACK INTO THE RING, JON GRABS IT AND SLAPS IT OFF THE BACK OF LUCAS JOHNSON! TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY IN A STREET FIGHT! LUCAS IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD, AND JON KELTON GETS TO HIS FEET, POSITIONS THE KENDO STICKS AGAINST THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON! A TWIST OF FATE THAT PLANTS LUCAS FACE FIRST INTO THE KENDO STICKS, AND THE CANVAS!!! WHAT A RESURGENCE FROM JON KELTON!
Gavin Kirkland: ALBERT HITCHMAN STORMS AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, HE TAKES DOWN LONDYN, BUT JON KELTON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, LIFTS ALBERT ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! NOT THE MANAGER! ALBERT HITCHMAN SLAMMED TO THTE FLOOR WITH AN F-5 SLAM!!!!! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS OUT, LUCAS NOW HAS NO ACE UP HIS SLEEVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton quickly makes his way to the other side of the ring, digging under the ring for what seemingly could end this match at any moment! And it’s a tin trash can! He tosses it into the ring, not exactly a match ender….Wait, HE PULLS OUT A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS FROM THE INSIDE OF THE TRASH CAN, AND BEGINS SLASHING THEM OVER THE BACK OF LUCAS JOHNSON! AS IF THE KENDO STICKS, CHAIRS, AND MARBLES WEREN’T ENOUGH, HE’S USING A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS TO DISMANTLE THE BODY OF LUCAS JOHNSON!
Deadprez: HIT AFTER HIT, THOSE NUNCHUCKS JUST CRACKING OVER THE BODY OF LUCAS JOHNSON! JON KELTON STUFFS THE TRASHCAN OVER LUCAS JOHNSON’S HEAD, THAT’S HUMILIATING! OUCH! ANOTHER HUGE NUNCHUCK SHOT TO THE TRASH CAN! HE’S SWINGING THE NUNCHUCKS AT THE TRASHCAN THAT’S ON THE HEAD AND BODY OF LUCAS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, JON! NOW OUT TO THE APRON, LUCAS JOHNSON STILL WITH THAT TIN CAN ON HIS HEAD, JON KELTON FLIES WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE TRASH CAN!!! LUCAS JOHNSON HIT THE DECK HARD!
Eve: Jon Kelton is punishing Lucas Johnson right now, who’s only just managing to get that battered trash can off his head! Lucas now using the ropes to barely get to the turnbuckles, BUT JON KELTON RUSHES IN WITH A FLYING SPEAR INTO THE CORNER- BANG! LUCAS JOHNSON SLAMMED THE TRASHCAN RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JON KELTON! HE PICKED UP THE CAN AND SMASHED IT AGAINST KELTON’S TEETH! LOOK AT ALBERT, HE’S BARELY STIRRING, AND HE SLIDES A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE RING! ALBERT SLID A CHAIR INTO THE RING, BUT LONDYN JUMP OFF THE APRON WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF ALBERT HITCHMAN, AND BOTH ZELAYA AND HITCHMAN ARE DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS HAS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND, HE SWINGS IT AT JON KELTON! NO! JON KELTON SIDE STEPS HIM, AND FIRES OFF A KNEE THAT CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! SENDING IT STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE SKULL OF LUCAS JOHNSON! LUCAS DROPS THE CHAIR, AND JON KELTON GRABS HIM! PERHAPS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BR- NO! LUCAS JOHNSON QUICKLY REVERSES THIS HOLD, AND HE DROPS KELTON WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! THAT ONE BUSTED JON KELTON’S FACE OPEN, OH NO! HE GOT PLANTED ON COLD STEEL, HE LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT!
Deadprez: LUCAS JOHNSON RISING TO HIS FEET, HE FEELS THE ENERGY! HE SENDS JON KELTON FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! THEN CLATTERS HIS KNEE OF THE JAW OF KELTON WITH A SLIDING KNEE! THAT SHINING WIZARD KNEE! WHAT A SEQUENCE OF OFFENSE FROM LUCAS JOHNSON! He heads to the outside and finds the same set of brass knuckles, he’s going to punish Jon Kelton now! Lucas Johnson feels humiliated after that trash can attack from Jon Kelton! OH GOD, LUCAS, NO! HE SMASHES THE BRASS KNUCKLES AGAINST THE FACE OF KELTON! AND AGAIN! JON KELTON SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, TRIES TO GRAB THE BRASS KNUCKLES! BUT LUCAS JOHNSON PINS DOWN THE HAND OF JON, AND DELIVERS ANOTHER CRUSHING BRASS KNUCKLES BLOW TO IT!!
Eve: LUCAS JOHNSON IS BLOODYING UP JON KELTON, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! Lucas finally steps away and drops the brass knuckles, wiping his own face with the blood of Jon Kelton. He’s loving every second of putting Jon Kelton through even more unimaginable pain. BUT HE COULD BE EYEING A FINISH NOW! HE’S LOOKING TO LOCK IN THE REAR-NAKED CHOKE! A SIGNATURE SUBMISSION OF HIS! HE’S GOT IT IN TIGHT, AND JON KELTON IS FADING, HIS LIGHTS ARE GOING OUT! THAT COULD BE OUT, JON KELTON ISN’T FIGHTING, HIS ARMS HAVE GONE LIMP!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?!? LUCAS DROPS JON KELTON TO THE CANVAS, HE WANTS TO PUT HIS NAME ON AN EPIC PERFORMANCE WITH A FIREWORKS FINISH! HE STORMS TO THE CORNER, AND CALLS FOR HIS DEADLY ‘CLAYMORE KICK’! HE’S GOING TO GO FOR IT! BUT JON KELTON, NOT EVEN ENOUGH ENERGY TO STAY AT A KNEE, FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS BEFORE LUCAS HAS THE CHANCE TO! Jon Kelton has nothing left, absolutely nothing! Lucas Johnson smiles and spits at JoN Kelton, the ultimate disrespect from an unruly Lucas Johnson!
Deadprez: Now trying to drag Jon to his feet- WAIT, A SPINEBUSTER BY JON KELTON DRIVES LUCAS JOHNSON ABSOLUTELY TO HELL!!!!!! PLANTING LUCAS JOHNSON OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, KELTON WAS PLAYING POSSUM! JON KELTON WAS RECOVERING, AND NOW IS GOING TO PAY BACK EVERY SINGLE SHRED OF THAT DISRESPECT! JON KELTON GETS TO HIS FEET AND SCREAMS WITH PURE ENERGY! LIFTING LUCAS BACK TO HIS FEET AND DROPPING HIM WITH A NASTY POWERBOMB, BUT HE KEEPS THE HOLD!! JON KELTON IS GOING BACK TO WHALE AGAIN! ANOTHER HUGE POWERBOMB!! AND STILL HE STAYS WITH THE HOLD, POWERING THROUGH AGAIN!!! AND ONE MORE MASSIVE POWERBOMB THAT SENDS LUCAS JOHNSON CRASHING TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP!!!! THREE AWFUL POWERBOMBS THAT LOOK TO HAVE SEALED THE DEAL FOR JON KELTON!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON WITH FULL MOUNT, RAINING DOWN SHOTS ON LUCAS JOHNSON! HUGE PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON! HE’S GONNA REALIGN THE FACE OF ‘THE BLUEPRINT’ WITH A FEW MORE OF THOSE BLOWS! POSITIONING LUCAS JOHNSON ON HIS FEET NOW, BARELY SLOUCHING AGAINST THE ROPES! JON KELTON RUNS BACK TO HIS CORNER, AND ROLLS TOWARDS LUCAS AGAIN, FLYING OFF THE CANVAS AND SENDING LUCAS CRASHING DOWN WITH A ROLLING CUTTER! HE SLAMMED HIS FACE TO THE CANVAS WITH A ROLLING CUTTER, AND JON KELTON IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!!!
Eve: JON KELTON SHOUTING AT LUCAS JOHNSON, ENRAGED AFTER THE DISRESPECT! HE PULLS LUCAS TO HIS FEET AND DROPS HIM WITH A ‘SPOILERT ALERT’!!!! ‘SPOILER ALERT’!!! ‘SPOILER ALERT”!!!! HE HIT IT, THAT FULL NELSON FACE SLAM, HE NAILED IT, AND THAT’S SURELY GONNA FINISH THIS MATCH!! JON KELTON HOOKS BOTH LEGS, TIGHT PIN, THIS IS ALL SHE WROTEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: KICKOUTTTTTTT!!! LUCAS JOHNSON POWERED OUT, HE MANAGED TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE ALL OF THAT?!?! SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT THIS MAN, YOU HAVE TO SAY HE’S AS TOUGH AS THEY COME! TOUGH AS NAILS, THAT’S FOR SURE! NOT MANY MEN WOULD’VE KICKED OUT, HE DID!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Deadprez: LOOK AT THE OUTSIDE! ALBERT HITCHMAN JUST BLASTED LONDYN FROM BEHIND, DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO GRAB THE ATTENTION OF THE RAGING JON KELTON! WHICH HE DOES, KELTON RACES TO THE OUTSIDE AND SPEARS ALBERT HITCHMAN IN HALF! SPEARING HIM TO THE FLOOR, HE WON’T GET UP FROM THAT ONE!!! Now Jon’s checking with his manager and friend, who urges him to get back into the ring and finish the job! Jon Kelton slides back into the ring, HE’S MET WITH ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE! THAT SHINING WIZARD DROPPED HI!!! LUCAS JOHNSON GETS JON KELTON TO HIS FEET, BUT JON KELTON SHOOTS A KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW OF LUCAS! NOW GOING FOR ANOTHER F-5 SLAM! LUACS ABLE TO POSITION HIMSELF AND COUNTER WITH A HURRICANRANA! THOSE HEADSCISSORS SENT JON KELTON TUMBLING ACROSS THE RING! NOW LUCAS JOHNSON FLOORS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT A LARIAT, WHAT A SEQUENCE! BOTH MEN GIVING IT ALL THEY HAVE, BUT NOW IT’S LUCAS JOHNSON HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE! HE’S ASCENDING THE TURNBUCKLES! HE’S LOOKING TO FLY!!! HE’S SEARCHING FOR THAT RED AR-NO! LOOK AT JON KELTON! HE MET LUCAS JOHNSON ON THE TOP ROPE!!!! THEY’RE BOTH ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!! JON KELTON TRYING TO RIP LUCAS JOHNSON DOWN WITH A SUPERPLEX!!!! LUCAS JOHNSON IS FIGHTING IT, NOW JON KELTON WITH A COUPLE OF HUGE ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF LUCAS JOHNSON’S HEAD, HE’S OUT!!!! WAIT WHAT THE HELL, NO, DON’T DO IT KELTON!!!!!!….
Eve: JON KELTON LOOKING AT THE APRON, OH NO!!!!!!! JON KELTON JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES LUCAS JOHNSON WITH HIM AS HE DELIVERS A DIVING CUTTER ON THE APRONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! LALAOLFKOFKFKFOFOLLFOFDLLO!!!!!!! THIS IS OVER, THIS IS OVER, THIS IS OVER!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS, BOTH MEN LITERALLY CRUSHED THEIR BODIES ON THE APRON AFTER A FALL FROM THE SKIES!!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT, SOMEONE STEP IN AND CALL THIS!!!
Deadprez: Both men struggling to breathe, Jon Kelton is the first to his feet, but where is he going?!? Lucas Johnson still laid out in front of the ring, facing the ramp, but Jon Kelton is walking to the backstage area?!? Is he leaving? Where the hell is Jon Kelton going??
(A cameraman begins to follow Jon Kelton through a backstage area.)
Deadprez: He’s stumbling around, still bleeding, is he looking for something?!? Jon Kelton finally has his eyes set on…is that…IT’S A GOLF CART!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING JON, BUT PLEASE DON’T DO WHATEVER IT IS!!!! JON KELTON’S SITTING IN THE CART, AND HE STARTS IT UP!!!! WHO THE HELL LEFT THE DAMN KEYS IN, GOOD GOD, SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!! JON KELTON IS DRIVING IT THROUGH THE BACKSTAGE AREA AND NOW DRIVES ONTO THE SIDE OF THE RAMP, HE’S GOT LUCAS JOHNSON IN HIS SIGHTS!!!! STOP IT!!! JONNNNN!!!!
Eve: NO, SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!! HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MOVE LUCAS, MOVEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: JON, NO!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE CRASHES THE GOLF CART STRAIGHT INTO THE BODY OF LUCAS JOHNSON, AND SENDS HIS BODY VIOLENTLY CRASHING OFF THE HOOD!!!!!!! HE BROKE THE WINDSHIELD WITH HIS BODY, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!! SOMEONE CALL A PARAMEDIC, GET AN AMBULANCE DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW DID IT COME TO THIS POINT, THESE MEN HAVE USED EVERYTHING IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS TO TAKE ONE ANOTHER OUT, BUT JON KELTON JUST SMASHED INTO THE ALREADY BEATEN DOWN BODY OF LUCAS JOHNSON WITH A GOLF CART AT FULL SPEED!!!!! THIS IS IT, IT HAS TO BE, CALL IT NOW!!!
Eve: JON KELTON ROLLING LUCAS JOHNSON BACK INTO THE RING, LUCAS HASN’T REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS SINCE BEING HIT BY THAT VEHICLE! NOW LIFTING LUCAS JOHNSON TO HIS FEET, CALLING FOR THE END! LOCKING HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK!!!! JON KELTON LIFTS HIM AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN WITH ‘THE FINAL ATONEMENT’ AND PERHAPS FOR THE FINAL TIME TONIGHT, JON KELTON HAS SILENCED LUAS JOHNSON, AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IT’S OVER! JON KELTON BEATS LUCAS JOHNSON IN WHAT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS STREET FIGHT.
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE STREET FIGHT! JONNNNNNNNNNNN ‘THE CHOSEN ONEEEEE’ KELTTOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: That was one of, if not, one of the most hardfought and brutal matches in recent memory. These two men gave absolutely everything they had, every shred of energy, every ounce of strength, and every bit of heart they had. Just wow.
Eve: Of all the ways I had thought this match would end, it was never one of the two being charged with vehicular manslaughter. That was just, no words. I mean, Lucas Johnson still hasn’t moved a bit since Jon Kelton finished him. This match will have a lasting effect on both men, especially Lucas Johnson. Who fought heroically and powered out when nobody else would have, but nobody can survive that.
Gavin Kirkland: Agreed. That would’ve finished anybody and their mother.
Deadprez: I can’t say I expect it, but Jon Kelton did what he had to in order to leave with a victory. Nothing else would put Lucas away, Jon Kelton resorted to a more than extreme method, and leaves with a win under his belt. For as much as what he did could cost Lucas his career, he did what he had to against an extremely tough opponent tonight. Anything goes, both guys knew that, but my God, this hit new levels of violence. What a match.
Gavin Kirkland: Both men deserve so much credit for their performances tonight, they showed up to fight. But at the end of the day, Jon Kelton will leave with a massive victory under his belt!
(Jon Kelton is shown laying on the canvas as his manager, Londyn Zelaya, tends to him with concern. Lucas Johnson still hasn’t moved.)
Deadprez: Thank you all for sticking with us, the Elite Answers Wrestling tri-branded Free-Per-View, King of Elite, will return with more action momentarily!
(Jon Kelton walks up the ramp, arm around the shoulder of Londyn, helping him walk, and Lucas Johnson now sits against the rope with his head in his hands. King of Elite fades to commercial.)
(The camera transitions back to the pre-show panel where the usual are seen, Molly Waters, Ben Knight, and Clark Ruggerio are seen with beaming smiles on their face as after a bit they begin to speak.)
Molly Water: And we’re back! What a match that we just saw but the fun isn’t done yet as we have so much more to offer tonight on the preshow. But let’s go beyond that. Ben, Clark, I’ve asked for your thoughts on the EAW World Heavyweight Championship match and the Universal Women’s Championship match, but how about the rest of them?
Ben Knight: Oh I’d love to talk about this one, the Answers World Championship match. Jack Ripley going up against Bronson Daniels!
(As usual, the graphic for Jack Ripley (c) vs Bronson Daniels for the Answers World Championship in a Falls Count Anywhere match emerges on the screen behind the panel.)
Clark Ruggerio: This is a great match in itself but let’s talk about that stipulation, Falls Count Anywhere. If we know from prior knowledge this could completely change the landscape for a match. Both Jack and Bronson have shown their stripes uncontained if we look at the Extreme Elimination Chamber that they were both in as an example. And if I’ll be honest with you, this match could go anyway.
Molly Water: You’re not wrong with that and who knows we just might as well be seeing a new Answers World Champion at King of Elite, but… I find that hard to believe. It’s been a 5 year journey for Jack Ripley and through the highs and lows he managed to persist through it and bring us to his first Answers World Championship reign. If there’s one thing I’m certain of, he is going to make sure that he doesn’t lose his life’s work in his first defense. My pick has got to be the Straight Shooter.
Ben Knight: I agree with one part and that’s the fact that Jack is going to do everything to make sure he does not lose this match, but don’t forget that it’s possible. If I can recollect a recent memory it would be Xander Payne and the PURE Championship, to everyone’s shock, the considered future of Elite Answers Wrestling lost in his first defense to Dray Fontana. As much as it would be a bummer if it happened, let’s not forget who he’s across the ring from, and that’s Bronson Daniels. Someone who has recently found newfound motivation and Road To Redemption is a prime example of that. He was in the final three and fighting with greats like his opponent this weekend and EAW Hall of Famer Jamie O’Hara. You know he’s ready, you know he’s not going to make sure that he screws up another opportunity, if you ask me? We’re going to be seeing a new Answers World Champion tonight.
Clark Ruggerio: Well I’m back being the decision maker :lupe:. I’ll be honest here Ben does have a point, Bronson didn’t just challenge Jack for no reason, he wants to ride that momentum all the way to the moon and a 1-on-1 situation certainly strengthens the chances of him winning. He’s been working so hard for this moment and the last thing he wants is to watch it all crash and burn before his very eyes. I have to go with none other than Bronson Daniels as your new Answers World Champion.
Molly Waters: Bold choices :mjcry:. But we move on nonetheless, let’s get onto our next prediction of the night-
???: :oh: Am I interrupting something?
(The preshow panelists turn their attention over to the person standing behind them as Kid Ohio is seen with his arms crossed and a confident smile on his face as the crowd gives a mixed reaction for Perfection Personified as he looks at the three of them)
Molly Waters: You know what, you’re completely fine. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kid Ohio!
Kid Ohio: Thank you so much for having me here.
Ben Knight: It’s an honor to have a rising star sit on these panels so you know how this session works, right?
Kid Ohio: I believe that I am experienced in entertainment so a pre show talk is just normal. Could be a walk in the park if I want it to be that.
Molly Waters: We like the confidence, now Kid Ohio, why don’t you tell us about yourself?
Kid Ohio: Well… You know the deal. Obviously I love the sport of wrestling. The rest you’re just gonna have to find out. I just can’t give you a whole spiel.
Molly Waters: One thing is for sure, you’ll meet Justin Windgate at King Of Elite, and you talk about how he was your idol. So how excited were you when he challenged you to a championship match?
Kid Ohio: It wasn’t a case of getting excited. I was already preparing myself because I know he will challenge me. I know he wants a taste out of my book and that’s what I’m going to give to him. He wants blood, I want the gold, boom. That’s a pay-per-view match for you.
Clark Ruggiero: Don’t you think it is risky?
Kid Ohio: What is risky?
Clark Ruggiero: The fact that he’s not just here to beat you, he wants to straight up humiliate you, isn’t that pretty much threatening to you?
Kid Ohio: Just because he is an established star and a champion, it won’t mean anything to me. It is not a threat, but rather just noises coming on my ears. He is here for all of the brutality, and he wants to kill me right now and end me for good. And I will survive him, I will beat him, I will make sure he changes his mind whenever he thinks that I got no chance.
Ben Knight: However, this is Justin Windgate we are talking about. He is the Interwire champion as he beat Consuela Ava Rose, the former champion!
Kid Ohio: He didn’t actually beat Consuela Ava Rose, which I think sounds pathetic for someone known for taking up challenges. He chose the easy route, went after James Ranger hoping for him to be the one to tap out. He got the easy way out. That is good for him. On his standard, that is probably the best thing he could do because if he tried to even hit Consuela, he’ll get countered and the tables will turn. So I get it.
Molly Waters: You think it’s a case of Justin Windgate outsmarting everyone?
Kid Ohio: It’s not a case of him being a genius, I’d call him a case of being lucky while also strategizing like a coward and let me tell you, I am no James Ranger.
Clark Ruggiero: But you have attacked him left and right, don’t you think that’s a cowardly move?
Kid Ohio: Wait, are we really here to question that?
Clark Ruggiero: Sorry.
Molly Waters: I mean you surely got a unique response of your own.
Kid Ohio: It’s fine really. It’s just, I find it uncomfortable to hear people question my decisions because you know, we make choices. We have separate lives so I don’t know why people would bother with such things as me attacking Windgate every week. He did the same thing!
Ben Knight: But you started it.
Kid Ohio: I did it to put up a challenge and get into his head. It’s called mind games!
Clark Ruggiero: But you could just do it with your promotional videos throughout the week, why do attacks?
Kid Ohio: Because I understand Justin Windgate’s mindset. He won’t let promos put him down ever. But rather promos caused him to even get a better self reflection. He hears all the words we say and none of them will affect him. But you know what could work? Physical attacks and you can’t say that it’s failing so far. You see, he’s getting mad and mad and mad again, it’s such pleasure to me.
Ben Knight: Do you really want to fight a mad Justin Windgate?
Kid Ohio: All I’ve wanted is to even meet him in the first place. It’s come to a case of dreams come true but I won’t go that deep into complimenting him. But yes, a mad Justin Windgate is a fired up one. I want to fight that guy. I want to share the ring with the Windgate that has more spirit, more life to him.
Clark Ruggiero: Good talk guys, good talk. Now, I need to ask Ohio: As your origins are still hidden nowadays, I want to only ask you one question, can you tell us your name?
Kid Ohio: My name?
Clark Ruggiero: You shouldn’t stay by Kid Ohio all the time, you need a new name! But you haven’t told us your real name so why not say it?
Kid Ohio: Come on, man. Do you really think that question is worthy of being on a pre-show talk? You got one more minute to ask me questions so ask me good ones. I’m not going to waste time with some babbling questions that were not thought out.
Molly Waters: Any last thoughts on your match against Justin Windgate?
Kid Ohio: I can say nothing but only 3 words, I will win. I’ve prepared everything from the get-go, I’ve learned about Windgate a lot more than expected.
Ben Knight: Boy you really believe in fairy tales.
Kid Ohio: What was that again?
Ben Knight: Come on. You really think you could put down Windgate 4:20?
(Kid Ohio stood up and walked to Ben Knight.)
Kid Ohio: I don’t care what you’re going to say but I will never let you doubt my potential. What you’re seeing in front of you right now is someone revolutionary, not just an ordinary rookie that gets thrown at a champion to lose and get released, I AM LEGIT! I will shape the business and when you doubt me like that, it just made me realize that I shouldn’t have come in the first place. Keep your pre show level opinion all to yourself, Ben Knight. Nobody will watch you talk in this panel, but everybody will see me raising the Interwire Championship as I become the new champion. Go sit in the front row when the match starts because I want you to watch me win the title and remember about the doubt you had, because I would be happy enough to see your saddest face of regret as I put down someone loved by the fans. I will break Windgate. Keep that in mind, I WILL BREAK WINDGATE!
Molly Waters: Woah, come on! Don’t be like that.
Clark Ruggiero: …. Wow.
Ben Knight: What that kid was mumbling, I didn’t like. He really needs to learn a lesson.
Molly Waters: Well, we can’t do anything about it, Ben.
Ben Knight: Justin Windgate is going to teach that guy a lesson, I just know it. He’s definitely in over his head if he thinks he’s winning the Interwire Championship.
Clark Ruggiero: I mean, did you see Kid Ohio just now? I don’t know, I think he might be able to do it. He clearly believes in himself.
Ben Knight: So what? That won’t get him anywhere tonight. Not against someone like Justin Windgate who’s been at the top of his game. Kid Ohio just needs time. One day he’ll be at that level, but that’s not gonna be tonight.
Molly Waters: Alright, then! I think that wrapped up our interview with Kid Ohio on the pre-show panel. What do we have next?!
Bella Braxton: The Following Contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from The Warehouse! Weighing in at 290 pounds! Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Mr. Jacobs, he is AZRAEL!!!!!
(The arena goes dark, red lights and smoke form at the beginning of the entranceway as ‘Girei’ by Yasuharo Takanashi begins to play, Mr. Jacobs walks out with Azrael behind him, he has a collar and chain to hold back the monster until they get to the apron. Mr. Jacobs leads him into the ring and holds Azrael back as he looks around at the crowd at Raymond James Stadium.)
James Peters: This all started in the first Round King of Elite match and this is going to be a good one. Azrael the monster who was scary dominant in the past including against Candice, he even murdered a Poon in TLA’s Palace.
Rich Russillo: It was an Accidental Death, or so they are saying, we may see one here tonight.
Persephone: I don’t like this at all which is why I made sure my hair was darker this week, I’m not going to get killed for being beautiful. I need to talk to Candice before this match, see if she will give me her wardrobe once she is dead.
(As Azrael’s theme starts to fade it is replaced with ‘Diamonds’ by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani. Candice Blair steps out and poses before taking a deep breath and walking toward the ring, very hesitant looking into the eyes of Mr. Jacobs and the monster, Azrael. The crowd cheers.)
Bella Braxton: And the opponent hails from San Francisco, CA.! Weighing in at 126 pounds…. She is “THE HOT COMMODITY” CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!
(She raises her hands to the cheers of the crowd in this contest, slowly walking toward the ring, she stops and looks around the massive Raymond James Stadium and even the Pirate Ship, nodding and continuing to head toward the ring.)
James Peters: The thoughts running through her head right now, the monster she is about to step in the ring with killed a Poon, we know that he is capable of anything especially with Mr. Jacobs right there to instruct him, we saw the attack on Candice at the last Voltage, he hung her upside down like a piece of meat.
Rich Russillo: You know, that is pretty creepy stuff, he could have done anything to Candice but simply sent a message and it has frazzled her, she is not only the underdog, have you ever watched Animal Planet when the Lion chases the Gazelle, right now, Candice is that Gazelle.
Persephone: Well, her only chance of survival is if the zebra there does his job and keeps control of the match, not like I really care, as I would love her shoe collection and wardrobe, that girl has some taste.
(Candice walks past Mr. Jacobs who has a grin on his face holding his cane, she turns toward him as he starts to back up, Candice is pointing at him.)
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) Just let him go! Set him free!
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) Oh I am dear girl…. On you!
(Suddenly Candice doesn’t realize that Azrael slid under the ropes and is standing right behind her, she turns, and he lifts her up in the air tossing her over the top rope and into the ring. The referee doesn’t know what to do, quickly signaling for the bell and the match to start.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Candice scurries to the corner as the beast is stalking his prey, she cowers some trying to compose herself.)
James Peters: The strength of Azrael and he already has Candice in the corner, why!? This match is nothing more than the death sentence of this young bright star! We are witnessing a live execution here and after what Mr. Jacobs did to her at the last Voltage, she is probably still not at 100%! Candice is kicking at his legs the closer he gets to her! Trying to do anything and everything to stave off the monster!
Rich Russillo: There is no shame in running, none of us will ever judge her because she is hot. Preserve the looks! Preserve the body! Azrael right now is not the same as he was when they met in the first round of the King of Elite tournament. Mr. Jacobs seems to finally have gotten to him and Azrael is laser focused on tearing Candice apart, blamed for what happened at the Poon Palace!
Persephone: One Poon, who cares.
(Candice continues to kick at Azrael trying to get him away from her, but he grabs her ankle and starts dragging Candice out from the corner.)
James Peters: He has the ankle; she cannot get away now! Azrael is dragging her to the middle of the ring! You are right Rich, she is that Gazelle and the lion has her in his mouth! Azrael grabs the hair of Candice, screaming at her before she is picked up! Did you hear those screams!?
Persephone: Sounded like me after I finished Season one of Bridgerton.
Rich Russillo: He has Candice up to her feet….. HE IS LIFTING HER OFF THE MAT BY HER HAIR! THE PAIN SHE MUST BE FEELING! He has Candice up but no! Candice is pounding on his wrist! He puts her right in his face! Candice pokes Azrael in the eyes! He drops her, Candice is recovering from the hair pull, she gets back on her feet, charging in and BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! AZRAEL IS NOT OFF HIS FEET AND CANDICE GOES FOR A SECOND ONE AND IT HITS! AZRAEL FALLS TO THE MAT! CANDICE WITH THE STANDING MOONSAULT WITH THE KNEES! SHE GOES FOR A COVER!
James Peters: AZRAEL THREW HER OFF LIKE SHE WAS NOTHING AND CANDICE LANDED ON HER FEET! SHE IS KICKING HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN! BUT AZRAEL IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, Candice is attacking him now! Kicks and fists, she doesn’t care! Candice is trying to beat him down now and ANOTHHER DROPKICK! Azrael bounces off the ropes, BIG BOOT ON CANDICE! HE HIT HER FLUSH IN THE FACE AND NOW CANDICE IS DOWN! AZRAEL IS LOOKING OVER AT MR. JACOBS! Look at the evil smile on Jacob’s face! He is telling Azrael to destroy Candice! Azrael picks up Candice like a rag doll and LAUNCHES HER HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING! SHE LANDED IN ST. PETERSBURG!
Persephone: I Need to write up this last will and testament now and have her sign it before she is killed!
Rich Russillo: Candice is definitely hurt; she landed awkwardly on her side and is trying to get back to her feet! AZRAEL RUNS OVER HER WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! HE ALMOST TOOK HER HEAD OFF! CANDICE IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AND AZRAEL DROPS ON HER! HE IS CHOCKING OUT CANDICE! THE REFEREE CAN’T STOP IT AND MR. JACOBS IS YELLING AT HIS BROTHER TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HER!
Referee: (Off Mic) GET OFF HER AZRAEL! NOW!
(The referee starts to count….)
(Azrael let’s go of the choke, standing up and getting right in the face of the referee who threatens to disqualify him and stop the match, Jacobs jumps on the apron and starts to argue with the referee when Azrael turns back around and starts choking Candice again!)
James Peters: THE REFEREE’S BACK IS TURNED AND HE IS CHOKING CANDICE BLAIR OUT! HER FACE IS TURNING BLUE! TURN AROUND REF!
Persephone: Where did we hire this zebra, seriously?
Rich Russillo: THE DAMAGE IS DONE AND SHE IS ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS!
(The referee finally turns around seeing the blatant choke after Jacobs drops down to the floor.)
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS GONNA DIE! THIS MONSTER IS RELENTLESS AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PUT CANDICE DOWN FOR GOOD! SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT IS A THIRD OF THE SIZE OF AZRAEL AND IT’S A SLAUGHTER! CANDICE IS OUTMATCHED IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE EXCEPT SPEED AND WHEN SHE CAN’T WALK THEN WHAT!? THE REFEREE AGAIN TRYING TO BREAK THE CHOKE! HE ADMINISTERS THE COUNT!
(Azrael breaks the hold and slowly gets up, holding Candice by the hair, he scoops her up over his shoulders and runs toward the corner dropping her face first into the top turnbuckle.)
James Peters: SNAKE EYES! Candice hit hard on that top turnbuckle and she is crawling right now with every bit of strength she has but look at Azrael! He is stalking her! Waiting f0pr Candice to get up but she is trying to slip out of the ring! Candice is trying to slide out but Azrael steps on her back! HE IS GRINDING THE HEEL OF HIS BOOT IN HER BACK! LISTEN TO HER SCREAMING! CANDICE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET ANYTHING TOGETHER YET AND AZRAEL IS RELENTLESS, WE HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS!
Rich Russillo: He blames Candice for what happened! Going to jail! The dead Poon! All of it that led to this and Mr. Jacobs is not helping, fueling the fires and the anger of Azrael! HE IS TRYING TO BREAK HER BACK…. AND THE BIG MAN STEPPED OVER HER! SHE IS WRITHING IN SO MUCH PAIN!
Persephone: I usually want the match to end quickly but tell Azrael to take his time, I need to write up this will!
(Azrael looks at Candice who is rolling around on the mat holding her back, grabbing her by the neck, he hoists the Ava up to her feet, lifting her on to the top turnbuckle and sitting her there. Mr. Jacobs looks on proud with a wicked grin on his face.)
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) MAKE HER SUFFER!
(Azrael climbs on to the second rope, hooking Candice with a front face lock…)
James Peters: AZRAEL GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! CANDICE THOUGH IS HOLDING ON TO THE ROPES! HE MAY BE TOO POWERFUL TO STOP! CANDICE IS FIGHTING FOR DEAR LIFE! AZRAEL IS TRYING TO PULL HER OVER, CANDICE CLAWS HIS EYES WITH HER NAILS! SHE IS FIGHTING FOR EVERYTHING SHE HAS!
Rich Russillo: SHE IS TRYING TO BLIND HIM, LOOK! SHE WEDGED HER FOOT ON HIS CHEST AND PUSHED HIM OFF! AZRAEL LANDS HARD BACK FIRST ON THE MAT AND CANDICE IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE… FROG SPLASH! SHE TRIES TO COVER!
Persephone: Oh good! He kicked out! I need to finish this! Hold on Azrael, kill her in a little bit!
James Peters: Candice is back up to her feet, but you can see that her back is killing her right now! Azrael is sitting back up, Candice runs to the ropes, SHINING WIZARD! Candice caught all of that and she is climbing back up to the top rope again….. FOOT STOMP! SHE HIT HIM SQUARE ON THE CHEST AND CANDICE AGAIN FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: Keep kicking out you ugly son of a bitch! Almost done!
Rich Russillo: Even Candice knows that she has to do more than that to get the big man down, and we don’t even know if she can! Azrael is again slowly getting back up, Candice runs against the ropes, NO! AZRAEL CATCHES HER WITH A BIGF BOOT! NO! CANDICE DUCKS UNDER, SHE BOUNCES BACK FROM THE ROPES, SLING BLADE! THE BIG MAN STUMBLES BACK! CANDICE BACK AGAIN, BICYCLE KNEE! AZRAEL IS NOW AGAINST THE ROPES; SHE RUNS AT HIM FLYING BODYPRESS AND BOTH GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!
(Candice gets up slowly as Azrael is up to his fours (1) she runs toward him, kicking hard as she can right in the midsection, (2) Mr. Jacobs though turns her around and threatens to hit her with the cane as the referee stops the count and yells at Jacobs.)
Referee: (Off Mic) GET BACK NOW OR I WILL END THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Candice’s attention is on Mr. Jacobs, Azrael is back up, he swings her around right into the steel post! CANDICE HIT FACE FIRST! THERE COULD BE SOME DAMAGE! SHE IS HOLDING HER FACE, OH! SHE IS BLEEDING FROM HER NOSE AND MOUTH! THE STEEL TOOK ITS POUND OF FLESH AND AZRAEL IS GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR, SLAMMING HER FACE ON THE APRON AGAIN AND AGAIN BEFORE ROLLING HER BACK IN!
Rich Russillo: THE DISTRACTION BY MR. JACOBS DID THE JOB AND NOW CANDICE IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! AZRAEL BACK IN THE RING! HE PICKS UP CANDICE….. POWER BOMB! MERCIFULLY THIS IS OVER! WAIT…. HE’S NOT PINNING HER!? AZRAEL GRABS CANDICE BY THE THROAT AND HOISTS HER UP AGAIN….. CHOKESLAM! CANDICE IS OUT! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Persephone: SHE KICKED OUT, YES! I mean…. Damn it…..
Rich Russillo: There is a lot of fight left in Candice, but we have to ask ourselves, just how much. Should she just stay down? Let the monster take the win and escape with her life!? She already has a swollen busted lip and bleeding from her nose, it could be broken! Azrael is not relenting though, THIS TIME HE STEPS ON HER STOMACH AND PRESSES DOWN! HE IS TRYING TO DISEMBOWEL HER!
James Peters: I will never endorse anyone giving up in a match unless they are trying to save injury or their careers, but this definitely seems like a moment where Candice should consider walking away from this and fighting another day. Azrael right now is only seeing red, that is it and Mr. Jacobs has made sure he is hellbent on revenge. Candice can barely get to her feet, Azrael picks her up, whip into the turnbuckle, he charges In… NO! CANDICE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND ALMOST COLLAPSES! AZRAEL HIT HARD! HE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF HIMSELF!
(Mr. Jacobs screams at Azrael to continue the onslaught, he nods and as he turns around right at Candice who catches him in a Tornado DDT which shifts all his momentum to fall on the mats as the Tampa crowd cheers.)
James Peters: CANDICE WAS ABLE TO TAKE THE BIG MAN DOWN WITH A TORNADO DDT! AZRAEL DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW AND CANDICE IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE AGAIN, THIS IS HIGH RISK… FLIPOVER LEG DROP! SHE HIT THE MOVE HARD AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: Azrael throws her off again! This monster is not staying down, and Candice is trying to figure out what to do! He is slowly getting up; she charges again with another Bicycle Knee… NO! WHIPLASH! THE BATTERING RAM HEAD BUTT CONNECTED RIGHT IN THE CHEST OF CANDICE AND SHE IS DOWN KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF HER THIS TIME…. AND AZRAEL JUST STEPPED ON CANDICE! HE PUT ALL HIS PRESSURE ON HER CHEST AND SHE IS OUT OF BREATH! THE MONSTER IS TRYING TO BREAK EVER BONE ON HER BODY AND RUPTURE EVERY ORGAN! PICKING HER UP AGAIN…. WHAT IS HE DOING…. OH GOD NO….. GORILLA PRESS SLAM ON CANDICE BLAIR! HE IS STARING AT HER LIFELESS BODY AS MR. JACOBS IS YELLING FOR HIM TO PIN HER! THIS HAS TO BE IT, CANDICE CANNJOT TAKE ANYMORE!
(Azrael drops for the pin….)
Persephone: She kicked out again! I mean, she is going to die tonight, right!? Tell me I am not wasting my time writing up all this for nothing!
James Peters: WOW! Candice Blair is not done yet! She is trying to stay alive in this as the monster has already picked her back up, look at how Azrael is looking at Candice, his hands around her neck, listening to Jacobs in the background, he hoists up Candice off her feet! He is literally choking the air out of her…. SLAMMING CANDICE BACK AND HEAD FIRST TO THE MATS! OKAY, THE REFEREE HAS TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THIS MATCH! HE NEEDS TO PRESERVE THIS WOMAN’S CAREER…. And oh no…. she’s hemorrhaging! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH SHE HAD THE BUSTED LIP AND NOSE BUT NOW SHE IS SPITTING OUT BLOOD AND THIS COULD BE A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION!
(Candice starts coughing up blood, turning to her side barely able to move. Azrael continues to stare at her, tilting his head some, turning to Mr. Jacobs who nods, running his thumb across the neck signaling for Azrael to execute her.)
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) Finish her Azrael, this is what you have wanted for a long time. She betrayed you brother! She misguided and promised you a bunch of falsehoods. YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR HER!
(Azrael SCREAMS quickly turning back to Candice and hoists her up by the hair, she is spaghetti legged, trying to get her bearings as he yanks his fist back……)
Rich Russillo: DEMON PUNCH! HE JUST CLOCKED CANDICE ON THE JAW AND I THINK HE KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS! SHE IS NOT MOVING JUST PIN HER AND END THIS DAMN IT! SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION! END THE MASSACRE NOW!
Persephone: Is….. is she dead!?
Rich Russillo: SHE MIGHT BE! HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Persephone: She’s NOT DEAD!? I mean…. Oh, what a relief.
James Peters: THERE IS A NEVER GIVE UP ATTITUDE WITH CANDICE! SHE IS A FIGHTER FOR SURE AND LOVE OR HATE HER, SHE WANTS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT HERE! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE MADE A MISTAKE BUT AZRAEL IS MAKING HER PAY FOR THOSE MISTAKES! AZRAEL IS STANDING OVER HER, LOOK AT THE FACE OF A TRUE DEMON HERE! HE IS WAITING FOR HER TO STAND UP, HER NOSE, MOUTH ALL BLOODY! SHE IS TO HER FEET… OH NO… A BEAR HUG! A BEAR HUG BY AZRAEL AND HE IS SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HER! LISTEN TO CANDICE SCREAM! A GASP HAS COME ACROSS THE CROWD IN RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!
(The referee checks on Candice who tries to raise up her legs, put some weight on so it is less on her back. She screams in pain, blood coming from her mouth as Mr. Jacobs looks on with a huge smile on his face.)
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) SQUEEZE AZRAEL! SQUEEZE HER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!
Rich Russillo: She needs to tap out, tell the referee she is done, now we are not just talking about physical health here, we are talking about career. Candice can’t take too much more of this, she simply can’t!
Persephone: She can hold on a little longer, she needs to try her best and fight it through!
Rich Russillo: You just want her shoe collection!
Persephone: And wardrobe, that girl has style!
James Peters: Candice is starting to fade, maybe it is best she does pass out, this match can be stopped and get her some medical attention in the back here!
(The referee checks her as Candice is starting to go non-responsive, her legs and arms dangle, she could be out as the referee raises her arm…..)
(It drops as the referee raises her arm again…..)
(It drops! The referee raises her arm a third time while Mr. Jacobs looks on with a huge grin on his face.)
James Peters: CANDICE HELD HER ARM UP! CANDICE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS! SHE IS PUNCHING AZRAEL IN THE FACE! SHE CONTINUES TO STRIKE HIM BEFORE CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER ACROSS HIS EARS! HE DROP CANDICE! SHE IMMEDIATELY FALLS TO THE MAT! HER BACK MUST BE SHOT BUT THIS YOUNG LADY IS STILL ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: What resiliency by her and now Azrael is hearing it from Mr. Jacobs. Candice is right for the pickings, though she is trying her best to keep fighting but how much more can she take! She gets right back up and Azrael ON THE ATTACK! HE is picking her up again, he picks her up….
James Peters: FOR THE BURIAL! THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER AND THIS WILL BE IT! NO! HE HAS HER UP BUT CANDICE LOOK AT HER! SHE IS STILL FIGHTING! DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE CAN TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOLD! AZRAEL IS READY TO DROP BUT CANDICE IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT! LANDING ON HER FEET, HOLDING HER BACK! AZRAEL LOOKS SURPRISED! HE GRABS HER AGAIN BUT CANDICE WITH AN ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD OF THE TALL MONSTER! HE STAGGERS AND CANDICE IS BARELY STANDING! WHAT IS SHE DOING!? A KICK TO THE GUT OF AZRAEL….
Rich Russillo: CANDY DESTROYER!?
Persephone: SHE CAN’T LIFT THIS GUY UP!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE GOING FOR THE CANDY DESTROYER! SHE IS TRYING TO FLIP BUT CAN’T! WAIT! AZAREL BREAKS OUT OF THE HOLD! SHE LOOKS UP AND LAST BREATH! AZRAEL HAS THE LAST BREATH LOCKED IN AS CANDICE IS COUGHING UP BLOOD AND SCREAMING! THE CLAW AND MR. JACOBS IS SLAMMING THE APRON WITH HIS CANE! THE REFEREE SEES HIM TRYING TO CLIMB UP TO THE APRON PREMATURELY……
Persephone: SHE KICKED AZAREL RIGHT IN THE BALLS!?
Rich Russillo: ARRRGHH!
James Peters: Rich and I felt that one, Candice literally punted the monster in the testicles while the referee was preoccupied with Mr. Jacobs! Candice falls to one knee, she is gagging, coughing up blood as Azrael is barely standing! Candice is muscling her way up! Candice runs at Azrael….. TILT A WHIRL SCISSOR TAKEDOWN! NO… NO WAIT! SHE HAS LOCKED IN THE CROSSFACE! SHE HAS LOCKED IN THE CROSSFACE ON AZRAEL!
Persephone: You have got to be kidding me! Come on Azrael, you’re supposed to murder her!
Rich Russillo: Candice has him locked in the Crossface! SHE IS WRENCHING BACK HARD! LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON HER BLOODY FACE! WE DON’T KNOW IF SHE CAN SUBMIT THE MONSTER BUT MAYBE SHE CAN RENDER HIM UNCONSCIOUS! CANDICE IS PULLING BACK EVEN MORE AND AZRAEL IS NOW THE ONE SCREAMING IN PAIN! MR. JACOBS IS BACK ON THE APRON!
(The referee quickly gets up and runs to Mr. Jacobs to get down.)
Referee: (Off Mic) GET OFF THE APRON NOW!
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) KISS MY ASS, FLOWER!
Referee: (Off Mic) I said NOW!
(Mr. Jacobs finally drops but the referee didn’t see him throw the leash at Azrael who is able to reach it. Candice is pressing back more and more….)
James Peters: Tyler Jacobs threw the Leash and chain collar in the ring! Azrael has a hold of it… but wait…. The monster is slowly getting to his feet, he has Candice still holding on to the cross face, now lifting her up, SIDEWALK SLAM ON CANDICE! SHE LETS GO OF THE HOLD! AZRAEL IS HOLDING HIS NECK AND HE GRABS THE LEASH; HE PUTS THE DOG COLLAR ON CANDICE! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS DOING THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM HIM BUT NO! HE IS RISKING DISQUALIFICATION AND HERE COMES MR. JACOBS AGAIN!
(The referee turns to Jacob as Azrael behind his back whips Candice into the ropes but quickly snaps her back, she flips like a rag doll landing on her neck and back.)
Rich Russillo: THAT PROBABLY BROKE HER NECK! THE REFEREE AGAIN PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO MR. JACOBS AND AZRAEL TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT AND NOW CANDICE LOOKS TO BE IN TRACTION!
Persephone: Is….. is she dead?
James Peters: CANDICE HASN’T MOVED! SHE MIGHT BE! WAIT…… SHE IS MOVING!
Persephone: Damn it….. I mean yay!
James Peters: Azrael has thrown the leash and collar out, Candice is done, the monster is picking her up, hoists Candice on the top rope…. TOP ROPE HUNG DDT! THAT’S IT! THIS MATCH IS OVER! AZRAEL TURNS CANDICE ON HER BACK! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Persephone: WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DIE!?
Rich Russillo: CANDICE ABLE TO GET HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SPLIT MILLSECOND! AZRAEL IS CHOKING HER AGAIN! HE HAS HAD ENOUGH! IT IS TIME TO END THIS FOR THE MONSTER! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HIM!
(The referee counts Azrael again…)
(He breaks the choke. Azrael stands up and turns to Mr. Jacobs who nods, giving Azrael the Thumbs Down. Azrael turns back to Candice and picks her up by the hair, he tosses her halfway across the ring by the hair, some strands still in his fingers.)
James Peters: HE THREW HER AGAIN THIS TIME BY THE HAIR AND WHAT MORE CAN CANDICE BLAIR TAKE!? HE HAS BEEN VICIOUS, HE HAS BEEN RUTHLESS, THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT THIS YOUNG LADY CAN DO TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT! AZRAEL PICKS HER UP, HOLDING CANDICE BY THE HAIR, SHE CAN BARELY KEEP HER BALANCE.
(Azrael brings her face closer to his, tilting his head, he even runs his fingers through her hair for a second, the bloody Candice’s eyes are almost rolling to the back of her head as Azrael’s tongue comes out from behind the mask, the tip touching her bloody face, tasting his work as his eyes widen, picking her up….)
Rich Russillo: HE IS GOING FOR THE BURIAL AGAIN! LIFTING UP A DEADWEIGHT CANDICE OVER HIS SHOUDLER! LOOK AT MR. JACOBS! HE IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN JOY! HE WANTS TO SEE CANDICE FINALLY EXPOSED OF! THE FANS ARE ALL WATCHING IN SHOCK, LOOK AT THE CONCERNS FOR HER, SHE IS DONE AZRAEL! DROP HER DAMN IT!
James Peters: This is not going to end well at all! Candice Blair has fought tooth and nail, she had tried everything to survive this match, showing just what a great competitor she is, but this was a no win situation for her and now she is about to pay the ultimate price. If he drops Candice on her head, he could kill her with all the damage he’s done already to her body, she looks broken in pieces and I hate to see this for such a promising young star, but she had no choice, took the challenge and now will pay the ultimate price!
(Azrael has the motionless body on his shoulder, turning right to the camera in the middle of the ring, Mr. Jacobs raises his arms in joy, screaming….)
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) BURY HER FOR EVERYTHING SHE HAS DONE TO US, BROTHER! SEND THAT WHORE STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Persephone: Is it going to happen now? Should I like at least have her sign this before she is executed?
Rich Russillo: Yeah, go in there right now and have her sign it.
Persephone: Here, just sign Candice name for her.
(Azrael starts to lower Candice but suddenly Candice locks in a Dragon Sleeper from behind…)
Rich Russillo: CANDICE HAS LOCKED IN A DRAGON SLEEPER! SHE IS ALL OVER HIM RIGHT NOW AND AZRAEL IS TRYING TO GRAB HER BUT HE CANNOT! CANDICE IS SCREAMING! LOOK AT HER FACE! THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS CINCHED IN! AZRAEL FALLS TO ONE KNEE!
Persephone: You have got to be kidding me!?
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR IS FALLING BACK BUT AZRAEL IS STILL ON ONE KNEE! WAIT HE DROPS TO TWO KNEES! AZRAEL IS ON HIS KNEES AND CANDICE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE MONSTER! SHE FALLS FORWAD PRESSING HER WEIGHT ON HIM! MR. JACOBS IS BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW! AZRAEL FALLS FORWARD! CANDICE IS STILL HOLDING THE DRAGON SLEEPER!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE IS NOW CHECKING BUT AZRAEL IS TRYING TO GET UP! HE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS KNEES! HE IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! THE MASSIVE POWER OF THIS BEAST! AZRAEL IS GETTING UP….
Persephone: HE IS BACK ON HIS FEET! YES! WAIT……
(Azrael suddenly drops to his knees and to the mat as Candice doesn’t let go of the hold…)
Rich Russillo: AZRAEL IS DOWN! AZRAEL IS DOWN! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HIM!
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) GET UP AZRAEL!!!!!
(The referee raises Azrael’s arm……)
(It drops. The Referee raises his arm again…..)
(It drops! The referee picks up a third time……)
James Peters: IT DROPS! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…. CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Candice collapses and lies motionless after letting go of the hold. “Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani starts to play throughout the arena, her bloody nose, lips and mouth start getting washed out by the tears of pain and joy streaming from her eyes. Azrael slowly starts to stir as Mr. Jacobs starts slamming his cane on the apron, rolling into the ring and standing over the hurt and beaten-up Candice with cane in hand.)
James Peters: Heart, determination and resiliency! Candice Blair showed it here tonight that it’s not the biggest dog in the fight, but the one with the most courage! She never gave up, look at her, she probably will need a few weeks off just to recover, but this young woman fought her ass off in traditional Ava fashion!
Rich Russillo: She did, and proved many people wrong. No one will sleep on Candice Blair again, and as for Azrael!? What happens now and look at Mr. Jacobs! He is standing over her right now! What the hell is he thinking!?
(Persephone is seen tearing up the last will and testament of Candice Blair she wrote up.)
(Candice slowly rolls over, Mr. Jacobs backs up some as she tries to go toward Azrael, Candice checks on him, trying to help the monster up.)
Persephone: What is she doing!? I mean run!
James Peters: Candice wants to make this right, and this is how its done. She is trying to help the monster she just defeated.
Rich Russillo: What a mome…. Wait a second!
(Azrael swipes her arm away as she falls back to a seated position. Candice stands up barely, holding her back, almost ready to crumble back down to the mats as Azrael now gets back up to his knees, Candice reaches over to him, placing her hand on his shoulder but again this time he stands up and towers over her, Mr. Jacobs smirks…)
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) LOOK AT EVERYTHING SHE PUT YOU THROUGH! IT WAS HER FAULT! ALL OF IT! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO END IT NOW!”
(Candice though is ready for anything, standing there fearless, hurt but ready for anything. Azrael screams at her…)
Azrael: (Off Mic) I TRUSTED YOU!
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) I know, and I made the wrong decisions, I made mistakes and I want you to know how sorry I am for what I did.
Mr. Jacobs: (Off Mic) You know what to do!
(Mr. Jacobs hands over the cane to Azrael, Candice stands her ground, tears and blood soaked on her face. She looks up at Azrael as he lifts the cane up, Mr. Jacobs smiling. Candice closes her eyes….)
James Peters: AZRAEL JUST CRACKED THE CANE OVER THE HEAD OF MR. JACOBS! HE GOES DOWN AND AZRAEL SCREAMS BEATING JACOBS DOWN WITH THE CANE! MY GOD HS IS NOT STOPPING!
Rich Russillo: JACOBS IS GETTING MAULED RIGHT NOW AND CANDICE IS IN SHOCK! MR. JACOBS IS A BLOODY MESS! HE ISN’T MOVING!
(Candice stops Azrael, the rest of the broken cane in his hand, she lowers her arm and rubs his shoulders, barely able to get out of the ring, Candice rolls out and starts to walk away to the back as Azrael stares at Jacobs lying a bloody mess. The EMT’s rush in to check on Jacobs, Girei by Yasuharo Takanashi starts to play around the arena as Azrael raises his arm with the broken cane in hand, the crowd cheers!)
James Peters: FREE AT LAST!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MOMENT! AZRAEL SIDED WITH CANDICE AND NOW HE STANDS OVER HIS FALLEN BROTHER! CANDICE WITH A HUGE WIN BUT AT THE SAME TIME AZRAEL, THE BIG HOMIE IS FREE!
Persephone: I get nothing.
(Azrael stands over Mr. Jacobs as the EMT’s tend to him, he rolls out of the ring and starts to walk toward the back seeing Candice barely able to walk, he scoops her up in his arms and takes her to the back for medical assistance.)
(A commercial for the EAW Performance Center is shown where Ronan Malosi is seen practicing his “Mamba Splash” which be looking like real ass)
(King of Elite is back from commercials as a house is shown in perfect angle. A house with broken windows and a huge space filled with things that are yet to be explored. The distance is seen between the house and the gates in front. The gates are pretty much rusty, as if the house was abandoned all this time. We see a glimpse of the whole house and it’ s shown to be a very large compound sitting near the forest. The name Kasey Kaos is seen written in graffiti as the house is full of it. There are also some scratches with a chair that contains a letter on it. The chair is designed perfectly by wood. The insides of the house weren’t shown while the outside is pretty much understood. A gray house with a size of a mansion, filled with 4 rooms that aren’t going to be revealed yet. There are 4 animal statues surrounding the road. The first one has a Cuckoo with a Freesia flower behind it. The problem is that it only has one half of its wings. The second one was a rat without an ear with a Dahlia flower on its tail, and the last statue was a vulture with 3 heads and a flower is seen on their mouths, it was Chrysanthemum flowers. The last animal is a Bat that is shaped like a human being, and it has a Lycoris flower in its hand.)
Rich Russillo: As you can see right there, that is Kasey’s House of Horrors.
James Peters: I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel like I would want to go there.
Persephone: What do these vulture statues mean?
Rich Russillo: They will always mean one thing but none of them will be revealed sadly. We all know how much we would love to know what things these animals and flowers represent but I guess you can google them.
James Peters: Imagine googling stuff, this has been 2021 and the biggest thing we could do, is google stuff?
Persephone: Hopefully the audience in Raymond James Stadium right now can google that. The commentators can’t do their job.
James Peters: I mean we could be smart and know what those symbolizes but whatever.
(As we get a little bit more angles at the House of Horrors, a motorcycle is seen coming nearby as a woman with a black jacket is seen speeding up to the gate. The woman has an eye patch and of course a deadly smile. Behind her jackets, the word “FORGOTTEN” is seen. She rides her motorcycle in a way that’ll get her fined. She also holds a basketball bat with one hand. Once she arrived in front of the gate, she quickly got out of her motorcycle. It is Constance Blevins.)
James Peters: There she is, ladies and gentlemen! The woman, the myth, the challenger for tonight, Constance Blevins!
Rich Russillo: She is here finally after all this time. Kasey Kaos has challenged her enough and now she is finally here for the payoff.
Persephone: Nothing screams a future Specialists Champion much like Constance Blevins tonight.
James Peters: She will finally come one on one against the woman who has broken her to her core. She needs to be prepared.
Rich Russillo: I agree but I don’t think tonight will be easy for.
(She waits in front of the gate as it automatically opens. She quickly grabs her basketball bat as she walks with full confidence. She looks at the statues. She is trying her best to understand them and what they’re about. However, her sight was interrupted as she saw a crow getting loud in front of the door. She went to the crow, looking at it with interest as it was making a noise. The door opens by itself and Constance enters. A place for wealthy ones, filled with the color gold and white with a chandelier on top, unfitting with the phrase House of Horrors. There is a stair nearby that’ll lead to the rooms. However, Constance was only interested in one thing.)
James Peters: So Kasey Kaos has put out her Specialists Championship above a table and put it just besides the stair itself.
Rich Russillo: It looks like Constance is so interested in that.
Persephone: You know what the thing is in a horror film?
James Peters: Yeah, what is that?
Persephone: You don’t do things just because you want to, this could be some trap or anything, that title might not be a real title, it could even be a championship with somebody’s head. Constance needs to be prepared for what’s coming, she did this to herself!
James Peters: That title is a glowing one? I don’t know what is going on at this point.
Rich Russillo: I think Kasey Kaos is trying to play with Constance Blevins’ mind. She must be freaked out right now.
(Constance looks at the championship and the lights start flickering. The championship starts glowing as Constance Blevins actually sees a sentence forming in the championship belt. The words “Behind You” starts forming in blood red.)
James Peters: BEHIND YOU!
(Kasey Kaos throws a fireball out of nowhere but Constance Blevins hit it out with her basketball bat.)
Rich Russillo: Now the fight has begun as they began locking up near the walls! The lights are still flickering but it’s still just the start of this bout.
Persephone: You can also see the change in lighting as it is turning red.
Rich Russillo: And Constance with a couple of elbows and she tried to throw Kasey to the championship, only to get her leg grabbed! What is this?!
James Peters: Some hands start appearing out of nowhere as smoke starts coming in, they are all putting themselves on Constance, she can’t walk! And Kasey Kaos starts delivering her blow and she tells the hands to let go, Constance loses balance and Kaos goes for a Suplex, Constance landed on her feet as she quickly ran to the stairs. Kasey Kaos nodded as the lower floor was getting crowded by smoke. Constance quickly looks at all 3 rooms on the upper level!
Persephone: Those rooms really look stupid.
Rich Russillo: So, I will read out the 3 rooms. There is The Doll House, The Freezer and The Ending. I don’t know but these sound just like movie titles.
James Peters: She quickly ran inside The Doll House, to see three dolls standing next to each other. There is also a note in front of her.
Persephone: It better not be something edgy and scary, I swear.
Rich Russillo: Constance picked up the letters and what did it say, come on! All right, here is the sentence. James, read it.
James Peters: In 3 seconds, all three of these dolls will be beheaded, you can only choose to save one.
Persephone: Kasey Kaos just wants an amputation match!
Rich Russillo: She better choose in 3 seconds, she put her hand on the first doll and it has a shirt with the text Dad.
James Peters: The second doll has a shirt with the text Mom.
Persephone: And the third one has the text of…
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins.
James Peters: Constance doesn’t know what to do, she is trying to hold one doll, and she chose to go with her doll! Damn, leaving your parents like that.
Rich Russillo: AND OH MY GOD.
Persephone: She just really took their heads off and they got blood off of it. This isn’t that pleasing as Constance Blevins is seen getting pretty much disgusted AND KASEY OUT OF NOWHERE FROM BEHIND! She quickly throws Constance near the closet full of dolls! Constance is holding off to the edge and Kasey Kaos was quick with a Corner Dropkick and Constance is seen breaking the insides!
James Peters: Constance looks at the space inside the closet, looking at the things on it, and she sees some skulls! Kasey quickly grabbed her leg and a Slingshot throw was done and Constance got her face slamming into the upper part of the closet!
Rich Russillo: Kasey quickly got her out of the space and chose to put her on the floor. She picked off the beheaded doll as she is, oh my god I don’t want to watch this.
Persephone: SHE IS PUTTING THE DOLL INSIDE CONSTANCE’S MOUTH!!!!!!
James Peters: Constance’s mouth is stuffed with a beheaded doll filled with blood and Kasey Kaos quickly throws her to the door! The doll even got deeper into her throat, Kasey was quick with a Russian Leg Sweep! Kasey got the doll and threw it out of her mouth, letting her go safely, thank you!
Rich Russillo: Kasey quickly locked her in a headlock but Constance got to her strength, pushing her to the door now! Constance with some elbow shots, and she went out to throw Kasey again, she grabbed her tongue to bring out some dust off the dolls. CONSTANCE WITH AN INTENSE CLOTHESLINE SENDING THEM OUT OF THE ROOM AS THE DOOR FALLS DOWN BY ITSELF!!!!
James Peters: They got out of the room but Constance Blevins is surrounded by some smoke again! What is going on right now?
Rich Russillo: Constance is trying to find a way to survive as she is losing breath off the smoke. She had a doll of her own in her hand right now as she had thrown her baseball bat on the lower floor. She landed in front of the door, it’s the second room, The Freezer! No, don’t get in there!
James Peters: She got inside and… it is what we expected from the name.
Rich Russillo: The room is at a rare temperature which was way lower than expected. Constance Blevins realized that it is getting so cold that she is holding her jacket right now. There are 3 refrigerators right now.
Persephone: Constance Blevins is really getting played with all of these. She is using all of her physical strengths to make sure she can hold into this.
James Peters: She really sees 3 refrigerators right now.
Rich Russillo: She opened up the first refrigerator, it has three levels on top, the middle and the bottom. On the top, there is a bat’s body without a head.
James Peters: On the second level, there is an ear of a rat. And on the third level there is a wing of a bird, what could those things m-
Persephone: It makes sense now.
Rich Russillo: What does?
Persephone: The statues, remember? A rat without an ear, a bird without a wing, and a bat with a human body, these were the parts left!
James Peters: Constance Blevins went to go for the second refrigerator in the middle, and out comes a flock of birds, but all of them are missing something! One doesn’t have an eye, one doesn’t have any wings and one doesn’t have any feet!
Rich Russillo: She better not check the third refrigerator.
Persephone: Why not?!
Rich Russillo: If she does that, she’s st- oh my god, she’s doing it…..
James Peters: OUT COMES KASEY KAOS FROM THE THIRD REFRIGERATOR AS SHE JUMPED ON CONSTANCE WITH SOME ELBOWS!
Rich Russillo: She quickly got her up and threw her to the refrigerators! She is putting her arm on the edge and she’s closing the refrigerator endlessly! She sees a red box near the refrigerators, the red box is making a very loud noise!
James Peters: But Constance got her with her arm and attacked her with a kick to the guts and a DDT, she opened up the red box! Only to see something come out, it’s electric eels! Constance tried to hold one but she is afraid of the electric discharges! HOWEVER, SHE IS GOING TO ATTEMPT IT!
Rich Russillo: She is holding it off the pain, bro this should’ve killed her! The volts that an electric eel produces is enough to incapacitate anybody! But she managed to hold on as she waited for Kasey Kaos to come out, SHE IS GOING TO PUT IT ON HER MOUTH AND KASEY IS EATING THE EEL!
Persephone: She is eating an alive electric eel? ALRIGHT COME ON, WHAT IS THIS SATANIC MATCH?!
James Peters: Kasey got rid of the eel as their battle continued inside The Freezer. Constance Blevins with a quick chop only to get pushed to the door by Kasey, Kasey was quick with a Stingers Splash, she is going to do it again, and Constance is getting herself collapsed towards the door, two Stingers Splashes AND ANOTHER ONE BUT CONSTANCE ESCAPED AND KASEY HITS THE DOOR AND PUSHED IT DOWN! Kasey is unconscious!
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins checked on her for some seconds, only to realize that Kasey actually dropped her match. And also her lighter, for some reason people in hell do smoke huh?
James Peters: Constance picked it up, but she didn’t choose to burn Kasey Kaos, why is that?!
Persephone: I don’t know if you guys are stupid or something, but she is at The Freezer, the temperature won’t let her burn Kaos easily, and there must be like 100 Kasey Kaos right now.
Rich Russillo: You know what, that might be true. And you guys want to know one thing?
James Peters: Yeah.
Rich Russillo: She is in the last room now, it’s called The Ending Playground.
Persephone: It’s going to be something of an animal without something again, so obvious, come on!
James Peters: If it isn’t obvious, it’s going to be way harder for us to predict because anything can happen!
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins, was looking at her lighter while sitting in front of The Ending Playground. She is looking at the fire, focusing on it as a way to chill out. She is trying to calm herself down after all the madness she got through. She looks at the door, determined to open it even though it could lead to her losing.
James Peters: She opened the door, only to see a bunch of mirrors lining up in front of her. Those mirrors have a reflection and of course, there are 3 mirrors! Of course, three and three and three again!
Persephone: I think she is trying to symbolize something but we are too lazy to even try to figure out anything.
Rich Russillo: Constance looked at the first mirror, nothing was in the reflection except her, she went to the one in the middle, there was nothing.
James Peters: She goes to the third one, still only her reflection is shown, she looks back to all three of them, she walked far from to see and with three mirrors, she can finally see:
Persephone: Kasey Kaos holding a sign. Can you read it, Rich?
Rich Russillo: Walk in front.
James Peters: In front of her, there is a big ass curtain that is yet to be opened, so Constance needs to think twice before Kasey Kaos does a jump scare and attacks her again.
Rich Russillo: Constance is not going to get herself fooled again as she brings out her lighter and burns the curtain, she quickly tore it down as the fire is getting higher than expected!
Persephone: No jump scare, Kasey is standing inside of a wrestling ring that was in the room alongside a referee!
James Peters: Where did they get that referee?
Persephone: Probably hell, he’s ugly as sh-
Rich Russillo: As you can see, below the ring, and besides the ring are weapons hidden in boxes, of course in every side, THERE ARE 3 BOXES! Constance is looking at Kasey Kaos right now, they are staring eye to eye as Kasey is seen laughing with blood coming out of her mouth. Her eyes even widened out and the referee asked Constance to enter the ring to officially start the match, Constance entered as she put her lighter inside!
James Peters: She enters and they already locked up, Kasey throwing Constance to the turnbuckle only for Constance to catch her with a Jumping DDT but she managed to hold on, the move was not executed as Kasey pushed Constance to the ropes, Kasey with a kick to Constance’s gut, and Kasey is going to attempt a powerbomb, only to get countered by a Hurricanrana by Constance! Kasey is holding onto the turnbuckle as Constance tries with a Stingers Splash only to collapse against the turnbuckle as Kasey escapes! Kasey with a Neckbreaker and Constance is down.
Rich Russillo: Kasey quickly holds onto her head for a headlock, only to get pushed to the ropes again, Constance with an attempt of a dropkick but Kasey holds on to the ropes and Constance falls flat on her own! Kasey tried to get her on a Sleeper Hold but Constance punched her gut!
James Peters: Constance quickly got her in a headlock only to be held on a Russian Leg Sweep! However Constance rolled away and stood up using the ropes, and KASEY WITH A KIP UP!
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos quick with a clothesline to put her out of the ring only for her to stay at the apron! Kasey Kaos also got to the apron as she waits for Constance to stand up, she is up and a Sling Blade attempt by Kasey! Constance fell down on her own accord as the referee started counting…
James Peters: Constance walked out to the closest box nearby as she saw a description, there is a Bad Weapons category on the first box, Good Weapons category on the second and Supergood Weapons category on the third. She managed to land herself some bad weapons, boys!
Rich Russillo: She down bad!
Persephone: The demonic entity walks out all the way to just taunt the shit out of Constance Blevins.
Kasey Kaos: (off-mic) We told you, WE TOLD YOU! Didn’t you hear anything, Constance Blevins?!
Rich Russillo: Look at that woman right there, she is really playing with Constance, I think this is pretty disrespectful!
Persephone: The more Kasey Kaos advance, the easier it’ll be for Constance to find a weapon, Constance holds something as Kasey continues to move forward.
Kasey Kaos: (off-mic) It’s a beautiful night outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming… On days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE BURNING IN H-
James Peters: CONSTANCE HITS KASEY KAOS IN THE HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE!!!! She quickly looked back at the box full of weapons, she was trying to find which one she could use, BUT KASEY KAOS GOT UP?! HOW CAN SHE BE STOPPED?!
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos with a kick to the back of Constance Blevins, she quickly throws her away to the steps, and Constance manages to jump off of it, KASEY WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
James Peters: Kasey Kaos quickly found a box of Supergood weapons, she found a lot of things, WAIT NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
Persephone: Did she just pull a gun in EAW?!
Rich Russillo: Oh, she threw it away, thank god.
James Peters: SHE FOUND A KNIFE, she looks at Constance with a pose, she will d- thank god she throws it. That would be so gross if she used it. She looked at the Good Weapons box, she found a chair, that is good enough! If I’m being honest, a steel chair is indeed a win condition. She got the chair as she held it u-
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH A LOW BLOW TO KASEY KAOS!
James Peters: Constance Blevins quickly takes the chair as she throws Kasey Kaos back into the ring, she gets into the ring as well, she is prepared to do something very dangerous… no. She held the chair up, CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH A CON-CHAIR-TO! CONSTANCE BLEVINS HELD HER CHAIR UP AGAIN, SHE DID IT TWICE! THE MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!
Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THR-
James Peters: HOW DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT?!!!!!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE, SHE GOT A BOTTLE THROWN AT HER HEAD AND TWO CON CHAIR TO! She is supposed to be that but Kasey Kaos really is built differently.
James Peters: She really got that satanic tone, that satan power-
Persephone: HAIL SATAN!
Rich Russillo: That doesn’t sound very good.
James Peters: Constance Blevins can’t believe it as she is asking the referee what just happened. The referee told her that he didn’t know anything! She just kicked out, what kind of explanation does Constance want?
Persephone: Certainly not one that is not in her favors. Smacking my head because of this selfishness.
Rich Russillo: She quickly tried to grab Kasey Kaos by the head and Kasey went with a Jawbreaker! Kasey Kaos quickly rolls out of the ring as Constance is seen touching her jaw
James Peters: However, Constance also got out to reach out to boxes!
Rich Russillo: Constance looked at the Bad Weapons option and she is seen throwing everything to the ring!
James Peters: Let’s look at the things behind the Bad Weapons choices. So you got nun chucks? A tape? And kendo sticks, obviously and OH!
Persephone: What is it, is it something brut-
Rich Russillo: IT’S A SPOON!
Persephone: What does a spoon do that can validate its existence in a box featuring other weapons?
James Peters: I don’t know but it must give out to something. There won’t be a reason for a spoon to exist except if you’re using it in a wrestling match.
Persephone: Do you eat using your hands?
James Peters: You think I’m stupid, a match is going on over here!
Rich Russillo: Back to the match, there is really an interesting situation going on as the weapons are all inside the ring right now.
Persephone: The referee is counting way too slow to the point where I think he should be exhausted!
James Peters: You don’t know what he might go through, he might have a bad day with his family and now he’s asked to be a referee for a match against a girl with an eye patch and a cool jacket against a damn demon! Everything sounds dangerous, to be honest.
Rich Russillo: It’s really tough to think about, he might be struggling but both of you need to learn how to commentate, talk about the match, not the referee’s feelings!
James Peters: As you can see right now, the referee is looking at the hidden camera we have at the house as he is just talking in sign language.
(The referee says I’m hurt in sign language.)
Persephone: Do you guys understand what he meant by that?
Rich Russillo: I think he’s trying to give up thumbs up because of how well we are commentating.
MEANWHILE IN THE MATCH: Constance Blevins is seen sitting inside of the ring as she tore up some tape and took a kendo stick, she put the kendo stick on her hand and she put some tape to make sure that the the kendo stick will be glued to her hand.
James Peters: She is sitting in front of Kasey Kaos who is seen standing outside as she is sitting while also laughing at her. She is saying come here, female dog!
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos quickly ran up, jumped off the ropes and now she is sitting in front of Constance.
James Peters: They are both trading elbows as Kasey is going with 3 elbows straight, AND CONSTANCE WITH HER KENDO STICK AND KASEY FELT IT, SHE IS GETTING MAD!!!!
Persephone: Kasey goes to the ropes, as Constance starts standing up, she quickly rushes to Kasey only for Kasey to roll herself to the side, she went near her back and rolled her up!
Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THR-
James Peters: Constance Blevins with a quick kick out, Constance is up and she ran only for Kasey to make sure that her leg tripped as Constance fell, Kasey was quick with an ankle lock, only to get pushed as Constance managed to twist herself and Kasey is pushed to the corner as Constance rolled herself and she is standing up, she ran to Kasey ONLY TO GET COUNTERED WITH A SLING BLADE!
Rich Russillo: Kasey was quick with her response, the speed of her reflexes is amazing.
Persephone: That’s what happens when you sell your own soul to the devil.
James Peters: Kasey Kaos was quick as she grabbed Constance’s feet, SLINGSHOT AS CONSTANCE COLLAPSED WITH THE ROPES AND KASEY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! The kendo stick on Constance’s hand is almost broken due to the landing! Kasey Kaos quickly gets her up again for a headlock as she is also seen grabbing the kendo stick, she is forcefully bringing out of the tape, and she torn the tape and got the kendo stick, ONE HIT TO THE HEAD OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS!
Rich Russillo: Constance is on the corner as Kasey ran to her for a Corner Dropkick! Constance is down a little bit, another Corner Dropkick by Kasey Kaos and Constance falls flat. Kasey looks around and oh.
James Peters: What just happened?
Persephone: There are fires all around the ring, this is getting crazier and crazier. You guys know where these fires came from?
James Peters: You know, the curtain was burnt for a reason, Constance knew this would happen from the start!
Rich Russillo: She was preparing all for this moment as Kasey is looking with full curiosity. Kasey looks at Constance right now, she quickly gets down to the outside as she is checking on some weapon boxes. The referee isn’t counting her out, what is going on?!
James Peters: …. I think the referee made a mistake.
Rich Russillo: What do you mean by making a mistake, he is just showing that he’s too stupid!
James Peters: I guess he was hurt by our comments to the point where he forgot the rules, THIS IS KASEY KAOS’S HOUSE OF HORRORS. Not a match with rules!
Persephone: I think that is arguably the easiest answer to it. Maybe he was indeed hurt, I’m sorry poor referee. So sorry that YOU TOOK OUR WORDS SERIOUSLY, YOU DUMBASS!
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos got something and put it on her attire. She is hiding it under her wrestling gear.
Persephone: So on her t-
James Peters: Kasey Kaos quickly gets into the ring by herself as Constance is still trying to get up, Kasey waits in the corner, CONSTANCE IS UP, KASEY RAN TO HER, SHE DUCKED AND COUNTERED WITH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! CONSTANCE WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF KASEY AND SHE QUICKLY PICKED UP A NUNCHUCK!
Rich Russillo: She is taunting the nunchucks, doing silly karate style movements, how silly!
Persephone: You’re racist.
Rich Russillo: She quickly puts the nunchucks in front of Kasey’s neck, Kasey is getting choked out! Kasey sees the referee in front of her, she pulls the referee and he collapses with Constance, Constance loses her hold and Kasey Kaos picks up the lighter she had in her pockets and attacks the only eye she has left! Constance is grabbing her face, Kasey pulls out the secret weapon out of her attire, IT WAS A NAPKIN and she covered the eyes of Constance Blevins! He tied it on the back of her head so Constance is literally blindfolded!
James Peters: She is pushed to the corner turnbuckle as Kasey Kaos drops her with some elbows, Kasey quickly grabs the tape as she is getting the longest tape, she torn it and she locked Constance’s hands on the ropes! Kasey goes for a Stingers Splash! More kicks to her gut.
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos quickly gets out of the ring for one last torturing session, she went to find the Supergood Weapons box, SHE GOT A TASER!
James Peters: This is just a normal taser so it won’t make you faint, but it’ll take a little bit of your energy and make you feel way too tired, SHE GOT INTO THE RING AND SHE QUICKLY TASERED CONSTANCE AS SHE IS SCREAMING IN REAL PAIN! HOWEVER, SHE HELD ONTO HER HANDS THAT WERE TIED ON THE ROPES, WHAT IS THIS UNUSUAL STRENGTH SHOWN TONIGHT! Kasey was done with the session. Constance is really exhausted at this point, Kasey quickly let go of her as she falls down again, Kasey was quick to stand on the top turnbuckle as she is ready to execute her signature move.
Rich Russillo: She is telling the referee to not count it as a knock out as she is going to wait on top of the ring, as she can see right now, the fire is filling the whole place. She sees the chaos that she brought to the table!
James Peters: We waited for seconds and minutes just to see someone stand up and survive, Constance can’t see anything, she’s in danger! However, she is taking something on the ring right now, KASEY WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA, BUT CONSTANCE QUICKLY ROLLED FAST BECAUSE OF THE IMPERFECT LANDING!
Rich Russillo: KASEY RAN TO HER ONLY TO GET HERSELF SURPRISED… WITH THE SPOON!!!!!!
Persephone: Constance with the spoon hitting on Kasey’s neck! Kasey is grabbing her neck feeling like she’s getting choked, Constance tried to open up the napkin tied on her eyes and she managed to get it out, LOOK AT HER EYES!
Rich Russillo: We are looking at the eyes of someone who seeks vengeance like no others! She went for more elbows to the face of Kasey Kaos, but Kasey managed to counter back and both of them are seen trying to throw each other to the ropes, Kasey with the upper hand, Constance to the ropes and a Running Clothesline ducked by Constance Blevins and she goes for a discus punch! The noise can be easily heard throughout the whole place!!!! She sees the weapons that are left out and she got a plan, Kasey is sitting on the turnbuckle recovering as Constance can be seen getting her plan done, she took the chair that she had for the Con-Chair-To, she took the tape that was used against her.
James Peters: She also took the nunchucks but she managed to break it into two! And she sees one last thing she could use, the lighter that Kasey used to blindfold her, she mixed all of those into one chair that could literally knock anyone on first throw, a chair taped with a spoon! And also she chose to use the lighter, TO BURN THE EDGE OF ONE HALF OF THE NUNCHUCKS!
Persephone: It’s all about giving Kasey Kaos a taste of her own medicine!
Rich Russillo: SHE IS STARTING HER FIRST THROW AS SHE THREW THE CHAIR, ONLY FOR KASEY TO BLOCK IT!
James Peters: ONLY FOR THE NUNCHUCKS TO HIT HER RIGHT IN THE FACE! ONE MORE AND KASEY CAN BE SEEN HOLDING ON TO HER FACE RIGHT NOW! The fire outside of them is getting even worse! The house could really burn at this point!
Rich Russillo: Constance took the chair using her foot and she adjusted its position to the middle of the ring, she grabbed Kasey Kaos and set her up on a Suplex position, she is holding in all the strength right now! SHE’S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING!
Constance Blevins: (off-mic) YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMAN, BITCH!
James Peters: BRAINBUSTER AND KASEY’S HEAD LANDS ON THE SPOON! Oh my lord!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE QUICKLY GOT HERSELF PREPARED FOR A SUBMISSION, SHE TAKES THE NUNCHUCKS WHILE ALSO HOLDING KASEY USING HER LEGS, GOGOPLATA WITH THE NUNCHUCKS!!!! THE CTO IS LOCKED IN AND NOT JUST THAT, CONSTANCE QUICKLY TAKES THE LIGHTER AND SHE IS TURNING IT ON, BURNING KASEY KAOS’ HAIR!!!!! KASEY ISN’T TAPPING OUT…..
James Peters: KASEY KAOS PASSED OUT. WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. AAANNDD NEWWWWWW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…. CCOOOONNNNSSSTTTAAANNNCCCEEE BBBBLEEEVVIIINNNNSSS!!!!!
James Peters: Wow.
Rich Russillo: What did we just see?
Persephone: Who cares!? Get us outta here already, this place just looks disgusting.
James Peters: Well I feel like we just have to talk about what happened there! Constance Blevins had to go through so much tonight just to even face Kasey Kaos, but in the end she did it! Constance Blevins is the new Specialists Champion!
Rich Russillo: This match was honestly pretty terrifying, but Constance fought through it all just for that title. Congratulations to Constance, after seeing what she did to get here I’m sure this will be a great Championship reign.
Persephone: Yeah yeah congratulations Constance blah blah blah, can we move away from this “match” now?
(Constance Blevins got helped by the referee as he raised her hands and he went to find and give her the Specialists Championship, she looks at the body of Kasey Kaos, burning as her hair is already showing signs of the fire’s growth, she looks at the environment around her. It was all worth it just for this moment. We see a glimpse of the beheaded dolls burning, the coldness in The Freezer turned wet as everything went melting, she went out of the ring to see the smoke disappears but only fire start rising all the way inside the house, she went to the lower floor using the stairs, she heard screams of the people asking for her help, but she chose to ignore it. The referee gave her the championship as she walked out of the house. She went to her motorcycle, with the weird statues finally recovering, as the bird is now having two wings, the rat has its ears and the bat is in a complete normal form. The fourth statue is no longer there. Constance rides off with her motorcycle as she is going far away from there. The last shot was Constance driving with a burning house behind her. She has the Specialists Championship on her right hand as she is only using one hand on her motorcycle, she left the house and she did what she had to do.)
(The camera transitions from there to the preshow panelists as obviously the three of them look a bit shaken up after what they’ve seen but despite that, the show continues on.)
Molly Waters: Wow… Congratulations to Constance Blevins for becoming our new Specialists Champion! If there’s one thing we can take out of that is the surprise factor that Elite Answers Wrestling holds, anything can happen! And I think Kasey’s House of Horrors showed just that.
Ben Knight: Well I wouldn’t expect anything less from the Voltage brand, you have to admit, half their matches for tonight are probably unsanctioned :lupe:.
Clark Ruggerio: Especially our EAW World Championship bout tonight. Let’s talk about it while we’re on the topic, SOSA Henderson will be defending his EAW World Championship against Terry Chambers in a Four Corners Chain Match! What are your thoughts? Who you got?
(Once again, a graphic for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship match, SOSA Henderson (c) versus Terry Chambers in a Four Corners Chain Match is shown on the panel behind the panelists)
Molly Waters: As per, we have to take into consideration the stipulation of this match, and it’s nothing pretty. A Four Corners Chain Match, specifically something that is definitely familiar to the Challenger. Terry is out for redemption for what happened at last year’s King of Elite, coming so close but losing in this same match stipulation against Andrea Valentine unable to capture the EAW World Championship, and you know that’s gotta show some displeasure for him. He’s out for cold blooded redemption and I believe he can get that. Which is why my pick? Has to be Terry, finally completing a life long journey and capturing his first World Championship.
Ben Knight: You have a point but don’t sleep on the Champion. SOSA has been a dominant force to be reckoned with ever since shockingly beating Rex McAllister at Territorial Invasion for the EAW Championship. He has shown his stripes and proven that he is the best young World Champion that this company has ever had, every single step of the way. If you think he’s going to step down for Terry? Not a chance, my pick has gotta be SOSA retaining his title.
Molly Waters: But what about the stipulation? You’re acting like that’s not a big deal?
Clark Ruggerio: Well it leads me to my next point. SOSA has said that he won’t back down from this, in fact I think this has made him even more excited for this specific match. He hasn’t been short on saying that he’s going going make sure that he beats Terry in his own specialty to prove his status even more and I’ll be honest here, I 100% believe he can. My pick is SOSA.
Molly Waters: :wow: Great picks and even higher anticipation but we’ll just have to wait a little longer, because the preshow isn’t done just yet! Let’s get right onto the rest of what we have in store for you!
(The camera fades in to ringside where Stephie Love is standing by for the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: ONE FALL!!! Introducing first…
(‘Demi Gods’ by Lab Rats & Slim Jim blasts across the speakers.)
Stephie Love: From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 240 pounds he is “The Fallen One… THE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEN ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd erupts into cheers as The Fallen Angel makes his way to the ring. He has a serious look on his face as he flips a coin in his hand which is shown to the camera. It’s his sobriety coin he got from Alcoholics Anonymous.)
Jake Mercer: Wow this bozo is coming out here showing off his coins and shit. Forgive me for not being as rich as you are.
Flannery McCoy: Wow Jake that is… well about what I would expect from you. You see The Fallen Angel earned that as part of his support group for abstaining from alcohol as a member of the program! We here at EAW are super proud of him!
Stew-O: We sure are. Just as we are proud of him for surviving everything he has had to go through so far at the hands of Charlie Marr. Marr has done everything in his power to make The Fallen Angel relapse and has repeatedly mocked him for his “drug addiction” while also calling him an edgy loser.
Jake Mercer: I mean his name is literally The Fallen Angel. It doesn’t get any more edgy than that.
Flannery McCoy: Well that may be the case but sometimes you need a sharp edge to survive in life. When you have people like Charlie Marr around to threaten you you had best have something sharp to cut that hatin’ ass white boi with.
Stew-O: The Fallen Angel has proclaimed that unlike Charlie he has earned extensive support from our great fans for his guts which means in some ways Charlie has already lost. He is going to go all out to show Charlie exactly what Fallen really means here at King of Elite!!!
(The Fallen Angel is shown sitting in the corner of the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent.)
(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson blasts across the speakers to outraged boos from the audience.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom weighing in at 240 pounds he is “The Conscience of EAW” CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(Charlie Marr makes his way to the ring with a shit eating grin on his face as he is carrying a large bag in one hand. Marr makes his way over to a fan in the audience as he snatches his drink from the fan. He carries it up into the ring to offer it to The Fallen Angel who just glares at him from his sitting position in the corner. Marr eventually just tosses the drink over his shoulder as it splashes alcohol over all the fans sitting at ringside not that Marr cares at all.)
Jake Mercer: Yes Charlie! The Conscience of EAW is back and he is going to help us all work through all of our problems! He is our conscience and he thinks so we don’t have to!
Flannery McCoy: Well I can see why that is an exciting idea for someone like you Jake. But for the rest of us we are getting real sick of Charlie’s shit. I missed when he was away from EAW and we didn’t have to deal with his arrogance.
Stew-O: This week Charlie has insisted that The Fallen Angel is and will always be a fuck up and after he defeats him tonight he will drive him back to drinking!
Flannery McCoy: I believe in the Fallen Angel! He is much stronger than that! You will see! Charlie Marr is just a crybaby who needs to grow up and stop blaming others for his problems!
Jake Mercer: Well when others are actually responsible for everything that is wrong with EAW then its just telling the truth. Sorry you had to find out that way Flan but Charlie is right about everything.
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: This intensely personal match is underway as the introductions have been completed and the bell has been won. Both men stare each other down from across the ring as they anticipate the opening moves of this contest. The Fallen Angel with a look of absolute hatred for Charlie Marr the man who has called him a drug addict and attempted to make him relapse into his former alcoholic ways. The crowd is clear in who they support but the crowd is not the one who decides matches. Angel standing in the corner waiting as Charlie Marr smirks at him across the ring making drinking motions with his hands to mock his opponent. Suddenly Angel charges out of the corner to aggressively lock up with Charlie in the ring. Charlie tries to push back Angel but the rage of Angel is too strong. He pushes Charlie hard back up against the ropes but Charlie whips him around using the momentum to throw him into the corner. Charlie with his hands up in Fallen’s face as he tries to rake the eyes but Fallen pushes him away.
Stew-O: The Fallen Angel grabs Charlie Marr from behind as he attempts to leave the corner but Charlie maneuvers into a position in which he has grasped his arm over the top of his shoulder. Charlie ducks underneath grabbing the arm of Fallen twisting it around into a wristlock. Charlie slams his other arm down onto the shoulder of Fallen before yanking his arm in a jumping motion as he attempts to dislocate the shoulder of his opponent here. But through it all Fallen manages to stay on his feet. Charlie attempts to yank on his arm again but Fallen fires back with a hard forearm to his head bringing him too close for the attack to be effective. Charlie keeps hold of the arm as Fallen attempts to spin around Charlie in an attempt to break free. But Fallen manages to fall! He knocks Charlie down but Charlie grabs him around the neck as they tumble to the ground wrapping his own arm around his neck in a rough looking submission hold. Charlie choking out Fallen from behind as Fallen rolls over onto his stomach in an attempt to break free. But Charlie on top of Fallen as he pummels into the back of his head with some blows before Fallen twists around pulling Charlie over into a sitting position with his own arms wrapped around Charlie’s head and applies a Sleeper Hold.
Jake Mercer: But Charlie Marr has too much energy still for The Fallen Angel to keep him restrained. He thrashes his legs back and forth eventually finding them on the ropes. The referee orders the hold to be broken.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! DQ! RING THE BELL!
Flannery McCoy: But The Fallen Angel releases the hold just in time before the referee can disqualify him! That seemed a little harsh by the referee there but this is a serious contest and it is clear that a match as personal as this must be held under the strictest of rules. Charlie Marr back up to his feet as Fallen grabs him by the arm attempting to wrestle him into a new chain wrestling sequence but Charlie ducks beneath not allowing himself to get captured. He catches Fallen into a headlock but Fallen with the momentum bounces off the ropes sending Charlie to the other side. Charlie comes rushing back with severe quickness as he takes down Fallen with a Running Dropkick. Charlie runs across the ring but Fallen rolls under him for the leapfrog. Fallen rises behind Charlie and catches him with a swift arm drag on the return from the ropes. But Charlie rolls back up to his feet! Charlie surprises Fallen from behind as he quickly rolls him up with a School Boy pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by The Fallen Angel as the crafty Charlie Marr nearly stole one right there. Fallen back up angrily with fists up looking to throw down with Charlie after that near victory. Charlie clearly enjoying getting into the former addicts head as he pretends to sniff a line of coke off his arm. Now I don’t know exactly what Angel’s past is all about but that seems a little extreme. Whether or not it is true is irrelevant because Charlie is clearly getting into Fallen’s head and that is not a place you want to let someone like Charlie! Fallen however seems to be attempting to cool down as he paces around the ring cautiously before locking up again. But Charlie counters the lockup immediately wrestling Fallen into an armbar as he bites the fingers of his opponent. Fallen screams out in pain as he struggles to free his arms from Charlie’s grasp and teeth.
Jake Mercer: The Fallen Angel attempts to grab Charlie Marr around the waist but Charlie transitions him into yet another armbar. But Fallen leaps forward and rolls through! But Charlie keeps hold of the arm! But Angel rolls around behind whipping Charlie around forcing him to let go before grabbing him with an aggressive looking headlock and driving his arms downward behind Charlie’s head pushing him neck first towards the mat. Charlie’s knees buckle as Fallen drives the face of Charlie down into the mat while keeping the headlock applied. Charlie attempts to roll away as Fallen remains locked on but the power of Charlie in getting back to his feet! He shoves Fallen away from him who runs off the ropes. Charlie takes him down with a big Clothesline! No! Fallen leaps over Charlie entirely landing behind him. Charlie whips around but Fallen grabs him and pulls him into a Small Package!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr kicks out! The Fallen Angel pulling a near replica of what Charlie just pulled a short time ago. Unfortunately for him it also came with similar results as he was unable to steal the win from Charlie. But now Fallen may be the one getting into Charlie’s head. Charlie clearly upset at the audacity of this man to nearly defeat him in the ring. He knows that win or lose he is a former champion and a near victory over him is something anyone can brag about for the rest of their life. Fallen knows this too as he raises his arms in glorious fashion letting the whole world know just how close he came to defeating Charlie here tonight. Charlie cannot allow that to stand as he immediately charges in at Fallen! But Fallen rolls around behind Charlie with a School Boy rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRR-
Stew-O: Another near fall from the Fallen Angel who has got to be pissing off Charlie Marr at this point! Charlie slaps the mat in rage as he charges in at Fallen once again. But Fallen catches him in his arms and takes him down with a thunderous Side Slam that bounced the ring! He grabs the arm of Charlie locking it up while using his other arm to apply pressure on the shoulder. Charlie tries to roll to freedom but Fallen uses his leg to apply pressure to the side of his neck and force him back onto his back. Charlie tries to sit up instead only for Fallen to apply further pressure to the arm and shoulder of his opponent yanking the arm back behind him in a way that your arm is not meant to bend. From there Charlie twists around onto his knees now in a position to power up and out of the hold. Charlie gets one leg up! And another! He uses his free arm to straight up punch Fallen in the head! Fallen breaks the hold as Charlie… SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
Jake Mercer: THE FALLEN ANGEL IS PISSED OFF! HE IS NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT DISRESPECT LYING DOWN! HE SPITS IN THE FACE OF CHARLIE MARR!!! REALIGNER SUPERKICK TO THE SHINING BALD DOME OF MARR!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Charlie Marr falls backwards to avoid the Superkick as he scurries into the corner with his hands up. Charlie showing some kind of fear or self preservation here as The Fallen Angel clenches his teeth in rage descending on Charlie in the corner not willing to allow him to escape. Fallen goes in reaching for Charlie… but Charlie rolls under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring! Fallen tries to grab him but Charlie has escaped as Fallen has no choice but to exit the ring and go after him. Charlie rolls away from Fallen on the outside of the ring. Fallen attempts to grab Charlie… but a Leg Sweep! Charlie sending Fallen face first into the ring steps! No! Fallen catches himself just in time before he falls into those metal steps as Charlie makes it back to his feet to evade Fallen and roll back into the ring. Fallen in quick pursuit as he makes his way back into the ring through the ropes.
Stew-O: But Charlie Marr with a Running Kick to the face of The Fallen Angel as he makes his way through the ropes! He grabs the head of Fallen yanking him through the ropes and dropping him with a DDT to the mat! Charlie goes for the cover!
Jake Mercer: A quick kickout there by the Fallen Angel as Charlie Marr cannot believe it! Charlie kicks the bottom rope in rage as Fallen rolls out of the ring. Charlie calls him a coward as he prepares to leave the ring to go after him… but Fallen grabs him by the ankle under the bottom rope and yanks him to the outside! Charlie kicks Fallen away from him as he gets to his feet on the outside… but FALLEN comes back… REALIGNER SUPERKICK CONNECTS! Charlie falls to the mat with a thud on the outside as the crowd has erupted into cheers for Fallen. Charlie still conscious as he tries to crawl away holding his jaw in pain but Fallen is stalking him and stomping on him as he tries to get up. Charlie desperately escapes into the ring… he gets back to his feet. But Fallen is up in the ring waiting for him! Running Bicycle Kick connects to the jaw of Charlie! The cover!
Flannery McCoy: A quick kickout this time from Charlie Marr as The Fallen Angel is left shook this time! Both men matching each other in tenacity here tonight as they take those hard blows and still they continue to fight. Charlie pulls himself up in the corner as Fallen stalks him delivering hard elbow shots to the head. But Charlie remains on his feet… and he spits in the face of Fallen! Fallen begins to pummel the face of Charlie angrily before whipping him across the ring. But Charlie counters the Irish Whip as he throws Fallen across the ring into the opposite corner. But Fallen comes charging out with a Step-Up High Knee taking Charlie down once more! Fallen stalking Charlie who rolls away behind the referee. Charlie hiding behind the referee as he tries to get away from Fallen. Charlie shoves the referee into Fallen as he runs around looking to grab Fallen from the side. But Fallen had him scouted as he twists around… Realigner Superkick connects!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr immediately rolls out of the ring to the apron after that Realigner Superkick possibly knowing that he could not survive another pinfall from the Fallen Angel after such a brutal kick to the face. Charlie pulls himself up slowly on the outside as Fallen attempts to grab him and throw him back in the ring. But Charlie rakes the eyes of Fallen! Fallen staggers back but despite being blinded he hits Charlie with a headbutt knocking him off the apron to the floor on the outside! Charlie falls to the outside staggering as he tries to get up… but here comes Fallen… THE ANGEL TAKES FLIGHT!!! SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! NO! CHARLIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! BUT FALLEN CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES BEFORE HE JUMPS! Fallen with the last minute thought to avoid that high risk move at the last minute given the way Charlie has been playing cat and mouse in the ring thus far in the match.
Jake Mercer: It is called being smart Stew. Charlie Marr has a strategy and he is not going to worry about looking tough like a guy like The Fallen Angel might. He is not an addict to anything especially these fans who are probably all on crack anyway. I mean it is Tampa after all. Charlie is clearly getting frustrated with Fallen who has proven to be more of a challenge than most of us expected. I honestly doubted he would even make it to the ring. I figured he would come out staggering carrying the brown paper bag and everything. Probably trip getting over the ropes and then make his way over to the commentary table begging for change. I know what his type is like. WATCH OUT AS YOU WALK AROUND RINGSIDE CHARLIE! THERE MIGHT BE BROKEN NEEDLES LYING ABOUT!
Flannery McCoy: Will you stop? This is a serious match. Charlie Marr making his way back into the ring to confront The Fallen Angel who aggressively is keeping him out of the ring at every attempt. Each time Charlie tries to return to the ring Fallen charges in at him forcing him back out. The referee eventually has to intervene at Charlie’s demand to keep Fallen back so that Charlie can return to the match. Charlie returns to the ring as the strict referee eventually allows them to lock up in the ring. But Charlie instead with a cheap shot right to the gut staggering Fallen. A Clothesline! But Fallen ducks beneath and grabs Charlie from behind! Charlie wriggles free… BUT THE REALIGNER SUPERKICK CONNECTS! Charlie down as Fallen grabs him from behind. German Suplex! No! Charlie runs forward into the ropes catching Fallen neck first on the top rope sending him back into the ring. Charlie turns around… REALIGNER SUPERKICK ONCE AGAIN! But this time Charlie manages to stay on his feet! He might have taken too many of those kicks to the head they just don’t affect him anymore! Charlie grabs Fallen by the hair and tosses him over the top rope! Charlie on the outside now as he slams Fallen’s face into the steel steps repeatedly. SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Charlie tosses Fallen back into the ring as he goes for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: Kickout by the Fallen Angel! Charlie Marr clearly not pleased with this outcome as he drives his boot right into the face of Fallen! Fallen’s nose busted open as blood pours down his face to the delight of Charlie. Charlie pulls Fallen back up and immediately drops him back down with the Headmaster’s Ritual! A thunderous Spinebuster connects! Charlie to the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Another kickout by the Fallen Angel who will not stay down! Charlie Marr is going to have to show Fallen what he did that one time he took out an entire homeless shelter back in 2005. Charlie with a look of rage on his face as he clearly expected Fallen to fall from that move he just hit. Fallen with an oblivious look on his face staring up at the lights possibly high or something idk. But Charlie grabs him by the hair picking him up and tossing him out of the ring. Charlie wipes his hands clean of this loser! But Fallen lands on the apron! Fallen leaps up to the top rope as he springboards off with a Flying Crossbody! But Charlie in midair! DEATH OR GLORY! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CATCHES THE LEAPING FALLEN IN MIDAIR AND DROPPING HIM TO THE MAT! CHARLIE NOW OFF THE ROPES… LEAPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HE YANKS FALLEN BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE HOOKS THE ARMS! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!! IT CONNECTS!! IT’S OVER! CHARLIE WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE FALLEN ANGEL SURVIVES! HE REFUSES TO RELAPSE INTO A LOSS HERE TONIGHT AGAINST CHARLIE MARR! Charlie rolls out of the ring as he kicks the stairs in rage… but somehow the Fallen Angel has already risen! He leaps over the top rope with a Flying Somersault Dive!!! He lands on top of Charlie outside the ring! It connected! Fallen tosses Charlie back into the ring but Charlie catches him as he tries to get through the ropes!!! He pulls his opponent through the middle rope!! CUTTER CONNECTS!!! Charlie rolls on top of Fallen for another cover!
Stew-O: But The Fallen Angel kicks out with authority sending Charlie Marr flying up into the air! Charlie with a look of absolute amazement and shock as Fallen immediately gets back up and begins raining down hard punches on him! Fallen screaming in rage with each shot as he assaults Charlie in the ring! Fallen now showing little care for his wellbeing as he delivers a series of skull cracking headbutts to Charlie! Charlie staggering barely able to stay on his feet as Fallen grabs him… TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER CONNECTS! But Fallen is not done! Realigner Superkick! DOWN GOES MARR! DOWN GOES MARR! HE PULLS HIM UP… NEURAL COLLAPSE! THE DDT CONNECTS! THAT HAS TO BE IT! FALLEN INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Charlie Marr gets his foot on the ropes! I don’t even know if Charlie was aware that he did that but somehow he survives! The Fallen Angel has not defeated Charlie yet here tonight! Fallen grabs Charlie but gets caught with a thumb to the eye as Charlie rolls outside the ring. Charlie begins to yell at the timekeeper demanding he get out of the way. I’m not exactly sure what Charlie is doing over here…
Flannery McCoy: Is he surrendering? What a coward!
Stew-O: No I don’t think that’s it! What is that… Charlie is getting something…
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr grabbing a large bag at ringside as well as a microphone as he slides back into the ring. The referee is not pleased with this as the referee demands Charlie put down the weapon.
Charlie Marr: Nah this isn’t a weapon dumbass. This is… mana from the gods! This has been a real good match Mr. Angel. I don’t know if you are related to Nick or not… well that is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I Charlie Marr… am a respectful man.
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Charlie Marr: What? You all know it’s true! While the match may not be over yet I thought that this young rookie The Fallen Angel deserves a break! We should celebrate just how well he has been doing all week because that is what EAW is about these days right? That’s what competition has come to. People around here constantly patting each other on the back and appreciating each other for how much effort they put in. It’s so great. I really love it here. That’s exactly why I came back. To be a part of such a great and positive environment. So Mr. Angel…
The Fallen Angel: (off-mic) – Shut the fuck up and fight me baldy!
Charlie Marr: Oh no kid. We are going to celebrate and you are going to join me.
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr opening the bag and what does he have there…
Jake Mercer: It’s a bottle of Jack Daniels! Charlie Marr busting that bottle open and pouring out a glass for The Fallen Angel! What a kind and generous man with a great head of hair!
Stew-O: The Fallen Angel is completely beside himself! Charlie Marr in the middle of this match mocking his alcoholism! Angel slaps the glass out of Charlie’s hand as it shatters into a million glass shards on the ground! The referee now doing his best to sweep all of that glass out of the ring. We need to have a strict, safe, and serious match here after all…
Flannery McCoy: THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH A REALIGNER SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD OF CHARLIE MARR!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Charlie Marr dodged it! And he busts the bottle of Jack Daniels over the skull of The Fallen Angel! Angel falls to the mat with a thud as a pool of blood forms around his head! He lies in a pool of blood and whiskey as Charlie Marr has a sadistic smile on his face! The referee was too busy sweeping that glass out of the ring to see it! Charlie pulls Angel back up to his feet as he hooks the arms… THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!! IT CONNECTS AGAIN! The referee turns around as Charlie goes for the cover! NOT THIS WAIIII!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson blasts across the speakers as the crowd boos even louder than before and throws trash in the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: What an absolutely disgusting display from Charlie Marr here tonight! He took advantage of a man’s addictions to win a wrestling match! I am outraged!
Jake Mercer: It’s just smart strategy Flan. I am sorry that you don’t understand that but this is a competitive sport. We aren’t here to give participation trophies and we don’t care how long you have been sober for. If you have a weakness your opponent will exploit it. The Fallen Angel is weak. That’s all.
Stew-O: I think that this match proves otherwise! The Fallen Angel stepped up to a former EAW Champion and nearly defeated him. He proved he can hang with the best that EAW has to offer and while things may not have gone his way in the end it is clear that it is only a matter of time before he is not simply hanging with the best but defeating them as well.
Jake Mercer: Well he obviously has so many problems he should deal with before then. This is like the second coming of Drunk Demon and we all know how things turned out with that guy. We should just not allow addicts or druggies in EAW at all in general and Charlie Marr has proven exactly why. People like Justin Windgate and all the potheads that EAW has had around here need to go as well. I mean how is The Fallen Angel supposed to function when we have people like the Corona Hombres running around? Get em out! OUT! OUT! OUT!
Flannery McCoy: No Jake! We will never give up and there is nothing wrong with making mistakes and fighting to overcome them! I don’t care about Charlie winning! Because The Fallen Angel did his best and that is what counts! Look at him now as he pulls himself up with his own strength! He is going to head backstage and he is going to stay sober and he is going to continue the fight! Just wait and see!
(The Fallen Angel looks on in rage as Charlie Marr points and laughs at him from the stage. Charlie is shown drinking another bottle of Jack Daniels he found somewhere at ringside in celebration and mockery of his opponent as he heads backstage.)
(The camera fades back to the preshow panel, and the three hosts all have smiles on their faces following the match we just saw.)
Ben Knight: Wow, what a match! Charlie Marr and the Fallen Angel are both extremely good at this.
Molly Waters: I completely agree, but right now it looks like we have someone joining us! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of the women who were supposed to face IDOL-GUN tonight, Holly Arrow!
(Holly Arrow walks up to the panel as the three hosts clap for her. She has a smile on her face as she makes her way to the table.)
Molly Waters: Holly, it’s great to have you here!
Holly Arrow: Thank you, and it’s great to be here.
Ben Knight: How’s it feel being here on the preshow with us? This could be one of the greatest King of Elite shows we ever have, I’m sure you’ve gotta be excited.
Holly Arrow: Well.. I guess you could say that. I still wish I was actually able to compete at the show. There was a lot I was actually looking forward to, but that doesn’t completely take away from how good this should be.
Clark Ruggiero: Yeah, it’s a shame you’re not able to compete at the show, but at least you’re able to be here in some fashion. So, what match are you looking forward to most?
Holly Arrow: Well this probably doesn’t come at a surprise, but the Unified Tag Team Championship match between IDOL-GUN, the Realm, Chained Fury and the Maidens of Malpractice. Kensingten and I were supposed to face IDOL-GUN tonight but that wasn’t to be, so I at least want to see what we’ll be dealing with on Voltage. Those two are in a pretty big match tonight, and I wouldn’t want to go into Voltage blind. I’m looking forward to seeing what they actually do tonight, and who knows? Kensingten and I haven’t exactly been on the same page, but one thing we can agree on is that IDOL-GUN needs to go. After tonight, we could be picking up a victory over the Unified Tag Team Champions.
Molly Waters: Does this mean that you’re rooting for an IDOL-GUN victory tonight?
Holly Arrow: Actually, no. The result of that match doesn’t really matter to me. I’m sure it will be a great match no matter what team wins, but even I know that IDOL-GUN has a chance tonight. All four teams have a chance when the match is as chaotic as a tag team fatal four way, so I think it would be pretty hard to actually root for anyone. Besides, I’m not exactly chasing after those titles. IDOL-GUN started something with me and Kensingten, and all we plan to do is finish it.
Ben Knight: I see. You and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor have had issues with IDOL-GUN for around a month now, and as we all know you two were meant to take them on here at King of Elite. You guys will still be facing them, but next week on Voltage instead of tonight. IDOL-GUN will be competing in the fatal four way for the Unified Tag Team Championship match at King of Elite, but let’s just take a second to remember how that match was set up. After all, things had to change on very short notice and I think that should be addressed.
Molly Waters: That’s right. This all started weeks ago following Chris Elite’s match against Limmy Monaghan. At the time the Blicky Boyz were the Realm’s scheduled opponents at King of Elite following the Blicky Boyz’ Grand Prix win, but that all changed after Insurgency brutally attacked Chris. There’s no way Chris was ever going to make it to King of Elite after what they did to him, and in the end multiple matches had to be changed. IDOL-GUN versus Kensingten and Holly had to be pushed back, Chained Fury versus the Maidens of Malpractice was pulled to the Showdown before King of Elite, and this huge fatal four way for the Unified Tag Team Championships was made.
Clark Ruggiero: Now of course Holly I’m sure this affected you. You had an opportunity to compete on such a big free-per-view event but that was taken away from you. You already shared how disappointed you were to not be able to compete tonight, so do you have any words for Insurgency? After all, they’re basically the reason you have no match tonight. Their attack on Chris Elite is what led to so many changes being made, surely that means something to you, right?
Holly Arrow: Honestly, that’s not my situation to comment on. I’m not really here to talk about Chris Elite, or even to continue talking about the Unified Tag Team Championship match. I wish they didn’t do what they did. If Chris Elite was still healthy maybe I’d have a match tonight, but that’s all in the past now. There’s nothing I can do to change that now, so if I’m going to be a member of the audience tonight I’ll just have to make this my best viewing experience yet. I’m excited to see what this show has to offer.
Ben Knight: Well it’s great to see that you’re still in good spirits about all of this. I don’t think anyone could blame you for being a bit disappointed about what happened, but the King of Elite experience is sure to be a memorable one all around, even for people like us who aren’t actually competing!
Holly Arrow: I’ll be looking forward to seeing how things go tonight. Thank you guys for having me!
Molly Waters: And thank you so much for joining us today! Hope you enjoy your night, Holly.
Holly Arrow: Thank you so much, hope you all enjoy the show!
(Holly makes her way from the panel as the three hosts all smile and wave.)
Clark Ruggiero: Well, she’s definitely nice. I can’t wait to see how her and Kensingten do against IDOL-GUN.
Ben Knight: Her and Kensingten have struggled to actually get on the same page, so I’m not sure how they’ll manage to defeat IDOL-GUN. Holly has shown that she’s an impressive competitor though, so I’m sure she’ll at least have a fighting chance.
Molly Waters: Completely agree, but that’s for another time. We still have more action coming up next, so stay tuned!
(The camera finally fades away from the King of Elite panel once more.)
(The camera pans over to show Gina Romano stood in the center of the ring with an EAW branded mic in hand, ready to do the match announcements.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Socially-Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘King is Born’ by Aloe Blacc plays first to a mixed reaction from the audience, mostly leaning a bit more towards boos as the confident Kid Ohio makes his way down to the ring, a design of the Interwire Title front and center on his tights.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 218 pounds…HE IS PERFECTION PERSONIFIED…KID OHIO!!!
Eve: Tell me, what do you think about the tights on Kid Ohio?
Deadprez: He’s definitely playing a bit of mind games with Justin Windgate here, maybe trying to get under his skin more than he already is at this point.
Eve: Yeah, Ohio has been doing nothing but irritating Justin Windgate with his tactics, laying Windgate out over these past couple of weeks, but never doing it face to face, always coming from behind usually.
Deadprez: Yeah, but now the question stands. Can Ohio take out Windgate when it’s not a sneak attack, can he beat him straight up without any shenanigans?
Eve: I guess we’re about to find out here but it will be easier than done. Windgate is champion for a reason, he beat Consuela Rose Ava and James Ranger to earn that title for a reason. He ain’t champion by no fluke victory, I’ll tell you that.
(Kid Ohio settles in the ring, awaiting the arrival of his opponent, but it doesn’t take long for Windgate to show as ‘Smoke and Drive’ by Mike Posner Ft. Big Sean, Donnis, & Jackie Chain replaced ‘King is Born’ to a very positive reaction from the EAW fans. Justin Windgate makes his way down to the ring with the Interwire Championship around his waist.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent! Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds…HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…’THE XTREME CLASSIC’…JUSTIN WINDGATE!!
Eve: We talk about how beating Windgate is easier said than done, you can tell just by looking at the expression on his face, Windgate is dead set on defending that title against Kid Ohio tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: He ain’t beating Kid Ohio, Ohio’s been softening him up for weeks!
Eve: Yeah, but I think Ohio ended up in a worse way when he got his face slammed off the crate by Windgate.
Gavin Kirkland: Look at that beautiful face though! Unscathed!
Deadprez: Ohio may have escaped with his looks there, but I don’t think I’ll be able to say the seem about this match. Windgate isn’t only coming in with some high flying, aerial offense, he’s coming in here to hit and hit hard.
Gavin Kirkland: You say that like Kid Ohio isn’t here to do that as well. If you ask me, Windgate needs to watch HIS looks. We all know how impactful that Picture Perfect Superkick of Ohio can be. :mjpls:
Eve: As much as I hate to agree with you sometimes, you’re right. That superkick of Kid Ohio is nothing short of deadly, and Windgate is gonna have to watch out for that. But Kid Ohio is also gonna have to watch out for the offense of Windgate, and his best shot is keeping him grounded. Don’t even give Justin a chance to pop off with his signature moves.
Deadprez: Since when did you become an analyst? :comeagain:
Eve: Just giving my two cents on the situation. :mjgrin:
(‘Smoke and Drive’ ends as the referee is handed the Interwire Title by Windgate before he shows both competitors the title, and raises it in the air afterwards to signify what this match is all about. The referee then signals for the bell as anticipation rings throughout the audience, ready for the action to start between these two men.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: The bell has rung and this Interwire Championship match is officially underway, who’s gonna make the first move here between these two? Justin Windgate looking to initiate things here first with Ohio, but Ohio seems to have other plans, sticking his upper body through the ropes, forcing the referee to create a bit of distance between him and Windgate.
Deadprez: Windgate wants nothing more than to get his hands on the man that’s been taking cheap shots at him weekly, but Ohio is letting him know he’s gonna have to wait for it, as now Ohio again sticks himself through the ropes, the referee again having to back Windgate away! But now Ohio decides he’s ready and these two finally lock horns! Both men jockeying for position in the collar and elbow tie-up.
Eve: Kid Ohio manages to get the advantage, backing Windgate up against the ropes. The referee having to intervene now.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Eve: Ohio breaks the collar and elbow, tapping Windgate’s head afterwards, almost toying with the Interwire Champion. BUT WINDGATE BRINGS HIS LEG UP FOR A SUPERKICK!
Deadprez: OHIO AVOIDS IT BEFORE QUICKLY SCURRYING OUT OF THE RING! Windgate almost caught him there and gave him a taste of his own medics with that Picture Perfect Superkick of his. But more importantly, Windgate just taught Kid Ohio why he shouldn’t toy with him, the lights of Ohio could’ve been knocked out right there and the face that Ohio values could’ve been damaged as well.
Gavin Kirkland: Please, Ohio can play all the games he wants. Who’s the one that’s stood tall most of the time in the build up to this event? :mjpls:
Eve: Those were mostly sneak attacks. :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: That’s what they all say. But Kid Ohio re-enters the ring and gets the one up on Windgate again, this time with the go behind waistlock that soon gets transitioned to a side headlock.
Deadprez: Windgate isn’t particularly looking to stay in that for long and bounces Ohio off the ropes! Ohio comes back, and is able to knock Windgate down with a shoulder block! Ohio runs off the parallel rope now but Windgate rolls to his stomach, forcing Kid Ohio to leap over him and come off the ropes again! BUT OHIO RUNS INTO A HUGE DROPKICK BY WINDGATE! Justin immediately going for the pin!
Eve: A quick kickout by Ohio! But he’s not out of the clear yet since Windgate instantly traps him in a chinlock! Ohio has to fight from the ground up and does accordingly so, getting back up to a vertical base! But Windgate brings him right back down to the mat with a headlock takedown! Ohio again having to fight back to a vertical base! This time he backs Windgate up into the corner, headlock still applied by Windgate, the referee gonna have to get in between these two and forces Justin to release Ohio.
Deadprez: HOWEVER, OHIO TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH A KICK TO WINDGATE’S MIDSECTION THAT DOUBLES HIM OVER! The clubbing blows of Ohio reign down on the back of Justin before Ohio attempts a knife edge chop across the chest. BUT WINDGATE AVOIDS IT AND CHUCKS OHIO INTO THE CORNER HE WAS ONCE IN! A KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY WINDGATE CONNECTS NOW!
Eve: You can just hear the sound of said chop echo throughout the arena. BUT WINDGATE DOUBLES THE NOISE OF THAT ONE WITH ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP THAT ALMOST TURNS KID OHIO’S CHEST BEAT RED! Ohio tries to create separation between himself and Justin, but Windgate catches up to him and whips him off the ropes!
Deadprez: OHIO REBOUNDS BACK AND RUNS INTO A HIP TOSS FROM WINDGATE! Ohio scrambles back up to his feet! A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND FAIL DONE BY OHIO AFTER WINDGATE DUCKS UNDER! WINDGATE THEN NAILS HIM RIGHT ON THE TEMPLE WITH A PELE KICK! Ohio goes stumbling back into the corner, Windgate not long to follow.
Gavin Kirkland: OUCH! A RUNNING DROPKICK DONE TO KID OHIO BY WINDGATE IN THE CORNER! WINDGATE CHARGES OFF THE PARALLEL TURNBUCKLE AND HE SMASHES OHIO WITH ANOTHER CORNER DROPKICK! Cmon, Windgate, watch the face! :lupe:
Eve: I think the last thing Windgate is concerned about is watching the face of Kid Ohio, as now Windgate throws Ohio into the opposite corner. WINDGATE INCOMING- OHIO STOPS ANY BIT OF MOMENTUM RIGHT IN ITS TRACKS BY GETTING THE BOOT UP! OHIO SPRINGS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! OHIO FLIES OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK THAT KNOCKS WINDGATE DOWN! A PIN ATTEMPT MADE BY OHIO!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! Ohio staying on him with some mounted strikes though, and now some stomps.
Deadprez: The stomps coming down heavy on Windgate, but Ohio leaps in the air to come down with another stomp. This time catching Justin right in the face. Windgate aims to catch a breather against Ohio, hanging over the middle rope. BUT HE’S GONNA INSTEAD GET A LACK OF THEREOF, THE MIDDLE ROPE KICKED INTO THE THROAT OF WINDGATE! Windgate clutches at his throat, AND TURNS AROUND INTO A DROPKICK FROM OHIO!
Eve: Some would say a picture perfect dropkick done there. ANOTHER PIN MADE BY OHIO!
Eve: But Windgate with another kickout! Kid Ohio is gonna have to adapt here and brings Windgate back to his feet. Kid Ohio tilts the chin of Windgate up, perhaps lining him for another..DROPKICK! …WAIT! WINDGATE CAUGHT HIM WITH A SCHOOL BOY BEFORE OHIO COULD LEAP IN THE AIR FOR THAT DROPKICK! HOWEVER, OHIO IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT OF IT BEFORE THE REF COULD EVEN GO DOWN FOR A COUNT AS BOTH SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET!
Deadprez: WINDGATE UP FIRST AND RUNS INTO A FLAPJACK FROM KID OHIO! TRULY TESTING THE THEORY OF “WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN!” But that flapjack isn’t gonna stop the fighting spirit in Windgate to keep continuing, keep pushing forward, trying to make his way back to his feet. But you can tell Ohio must be feeling himself as of this moment.
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, I feel myself too whenever the women are on.
Deadprez: Man…not that kind of feeling.
Eve: :wtf: Meanwhile in the ring, Kid Ohio has things firmly in control here, again playing with Justin Windgate a bit here, shoving the head around as he tries to get back to his feet. Ohio now grabbing ahold of Justin, BUT HE QUICKLY FIRES WITH AN ENZIGURI THAT CONNECTS RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR OF OHIO!
Deadprez: THE KID MIGHT BE STUNNED HERE, AND WINDGATE TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF THAT BY WHIPPING HIM OFF THE ROPES- WAIT! OHIO REVERSES AND WHIPS WINDGATE OFF THE ROPES, WHO COMES BACK A HURRICANRANA! The agility of Windgate on full display, and he has successfully brought himself back into this match here, I think he even shocked Kid Ohio in the process.
Eve: Both men are looking to get back to their feet after that, Windgate is first but Ohio isn’t too far behind. OHIO TAKING INITIATIVE AND TRIES TO RUSH WINDGATE IN THAT CORNER, BUT JUSTIN AVOIDS OHIO, WHO GOES CRASHING INTO THAT CORNER BEFORE TURNING AROUND INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM JUSTIN AND GETS PLANTED DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!
Gavin Kirkland: Windgate begins climbing his way to the top rope, this can’t be good for Ohio. WINDGATE TAKES TO THE SKIES AND SOARS TO THE MOON WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! :damn: BOTH LEGS HOOKED AFTER THAT CROSSBODY!
Deadprez: Not enough to put away the challenger here! But I think Windgate is gonna change that awfully soon, just stalking Kid Ohio like a prey as he gets to his feet. THE CRAVATE GETS HOOKED ON OHIO, AND WHAT WE COULD BE SEEING IS RUN IT UP!! BUT OHIO QUICKLY PUSHES WINDGATE OFF, RETREATING TO THE OUTSIDE, WANTING NO PARTS OF JUSTIN!
Eve: I DONT THINK HE’S GONNA GET MUCH OF HIS WISHES HERE AS WINDGATE BEGINS RUNNING OFF THE ROPES! OHIO LOOKS TO BE OBLIVIOUS WHILE JUSTIN GOES TO LEAP OVER FOR SOME DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE! OHIO PROVES THAT HE’S JUST ONE STEP AHEAD OF WINDGATE BY MOVING OUT OF THE WAY, not even giving him the chance to take flight.
Deadprez: The socially distanced crowd tonight are booing Ohio heavily, perhaps really wanting to see some of Windgate’s high flying offense there. HOWEVER, THEY STILL MIGHT! WINDGATE TAKES FLIGHT OVER THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A TOPE CON HILO TO THE OUTSIDE! WINDGATE WASTES NO TIME TO ROLL OHIO BACK INTO THE RING! THE CRAVATE HOOKED AGAIN, AND THIS TIME RUN IT UP CONNECTS!!
Eve: Justin doesn’t even go for a pinfall and instead opts to make his way to the top rope! Windgate is gonna definitively put Kid Ohio away here! X-FACT- NO! Kid Ohio avoids the shooting star press by rolling over to the opposite corner, basically just doing whatever he can to survive here, but Windgate makes his way to the other corner as well. Climbing once more for the X-Factor! But Kid Ohio again rolls himself over to the other corner!
Deadprez: Windgate follows and climbs the opposite corner again, but you have to imagine he’s getting frustrated at the games played by Kid Ohio right now. However, Windgate is gonna attempt X-Factor again! AND THIS TIME IS ACTUALLY ABLE TO COME OFF THE TOP WITH THAT SHOOTING STAR PRESS…KID OHIO GETS THE KNEES UP! THE WIND UNDOUBTEDLY JUST GOT TAKEN OUT OF WINDGATE’S SAILS AS OHIO GRABS WINDGATE INTO A SMALL PACKAGE OFF OF THAT COUNTER!!
Eve: WINDGATE KICKED OUT, BUT WITH THE KNEES THAT DIGGED STRAIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION, CAN WINDGATE LAST FOR MUCH LONGER?!
Deadprez: He’s gonna very well try to atleast, using the ropes to get back to his feet. BUT KID OHIO WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SUPERKICK! THAT ONE CAUGHT THE KNEELING WINDGATE RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AND HE GOES TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE! KID OHIO SCRAMBLES TRYING TO GRAB WINDGATE BEFORE HE DOES, BUT IS JUST TOO LATE!
Gavin Kirkland: WE BOUT TO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION, THIS ONE IS ALL OVER!!
Eve: I wouldn’t jump the gun just yet, Gavin. Kid Ohio still has to retrieve and send Justin Windgate back into the ring. But by the time he does all that, Windgate might as well be fully recovered by then.
Deadprez: True, as you can see the struggle from Kid Ohio. I mean, he has to bring in 225 pounds of dead weight from Justin Windgate. That certainly isn’t an easy task in the slightest, but Kid Ohio FINALLY gets Justin Windgate in the ring. All Ohio has to do is get in the ring himself, BUT WINDGATE IS QUICK TO RECOVER AND CUTS OHIO OFF ON THE APRON! HUGE SUPERKICK FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE, GIVING OHIO A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE, BUT ALSO HAS HIM REELING ON THAT APRON!
Eve: Justin Windgate is getting that devious look in his eye! WINDGATE SLINGS OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE XTREME LANDING…WHICH GETS DENIED BY KID OHIO! OHIO HANGED ON TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND WINDGATE SLIPPED OFF! THE BODY OF WINDGATE LANDING WITH A HARD THUD, AND YOU CAN SEE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD JUST WHIPLASHING OFF THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Let me remind you, the padding is very thin out there.
Deadprez: Justin Windgate is grabbing at his most likely aching head while Kid Ohio is like a shark who smells blood in the water, waiting for Windgate to get up from the end of the ramp. Justin uses the ring to get back to his feet, BUT OHIO TRIES TO EXECUTE THE PERFECT’D FINISHER OF HIS! THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG ALMOST CONNECTS UNTIL WINDGATE GRABS AHOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE HANGS ON TO IT WHICH CAUSES OHIO TO FLY OFF!
Eve: OHIO RUNS BACK OVER TO WINDGATE, PERHAPS ATTEMPTING TO TRY IT AGAIN! BUT JUSTIN IS TWO STEPS AHEAD, CARTWHEELING OVER TO THE SIDE, OHIO RUNS RIBS FIRST INTO THE APRON! OHIO FAVORS THOSE RIBS, BUT SOON TURNS AROUND TO MEET A CORNER POST BASEBALL SLIDE FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Deadprez: WINDGATE THROWS THE STUNNED OHIO INTO THE RING, CLIMBS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONCE MORE, OHIO TURNS AROUND FOR WINDGATE TO COME CRASHING DOWN WITH ANOTHER CROSSBODY!! …BUT LOOK! WINDGATE MAY HAVE CAME DOWN WITH A BIT TOO MUCH MOMENTUM ON THAT CROSSBODY AND KID OHIO SHIFTS IT TO HIS OWN! ABLE TO ROLL HIMSELF THROUGH FOR A PINFALL COVER ON WINDGATE!!
Eve: OHIO ALMOST HAD HIM, BUT WINDGATE KICKED OUT! OHIO IS QUICK TO ADAPT AND TRANSITIONS INTO THE X-GRIP OFF OF THAT KICKOUT! THE CHICKEN WING OVER THE SHOULDER CROSSFACE IS IN AND IT IS IN TIGHT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WINDGATE’S TRYNA PRY HIM OFF, BUT NAH, THAT MOTHAFUCKA STAYING IN!! THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE, HE MAY JUST HAVE TO TAP!
Deadprez: Nah, could imagine the embarrassment if Kid Ohio beat Justin Windgate with his OWN move here?! I don’t think he’d ever let Windgate live that down, this is just insult to injury at this point!
Eve: Look at Windgate, however! He’s scratching, clawing his way over to the bottom rope! He cannot let Ohio win like this! The hand of Justin Windgate is inches away from the bottom rope, all he has to do is grab it at this point! BUT PEEP OHIO, HE JUST PUSHED HIS FOOT OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND WINDGATE IS RIGHT BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, STILL TRAPPED IN THAT X-GRIP SUBMISSION MANEUVER!
Deadprez: WINDGATE RAISES THAT HAND IN THE AIR, AND IT MAY BE TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC!!! …HOWEVER, JUSTIN WINDGATE ROLLS OVER TO HIS BACK! HE’S CRADLING KID OHIO FOR A PIN!!
Deadprez: KID OHIO QUICKS OUT BUT SUBSEQUENTLY RELEASES THAT X-GRIP IN THE PROCESS!! WINDGATE CHARGES IN AT KID OHIO- BUT GETS HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE FOR HIS TROUBLES WITH A STUN GUN! JUSTIN WINDGATE TURNS AROUND AND WANTERS INTO THE PERFECT CATCH!
Eve: THE JUMPING DDT OF KID OHIO GETS BLOCKED BY WINDGATE, WHO PLANTS HIS FEET IN THE GROUND, MAINTAINING A STRONG VERTICAL BASE! AND KID OHIO GETS POPPED UP IN THE AIR, ONLY TO COME CRASHING DOWN FACE FIRST ON THAT MAT! WINDGATE HOOKS HIM INTO A CRAVATE, SNAPMARES HIM DOWN, BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND BAM! HUGE KNEE SMASHES RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF A SEATED KID OHIO!
Gavin Kirkland: I think Kid Ohio may need to get dental after this, I think I may have just saw a tooth fly out.
Deadprez: Indeed, Gavin. Kid Ohio is certainly not gonna forget that one for a very, very long time. As now he gets to both knees, trying to somehow shake off that blow from Windgate. Speaking of Justin, he’s up and already sizing Ohio up for his next move. WINDGATE SWINGS THE LEG AROUND FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT OHIO DUCKS UNDER! OHIO EXPLODES FROM HIS KNEES TO HIS FEET, AND LANDS PERFECT’D!!! THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG FINALLY CONNECTS!! THE COVER IS MADE!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE DID IT!! HE DID IT!!
Deadprez: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
Eve: NO!! WINDGATE KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE, PROVING EXACTLY WHY HE’S THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, RESILIENCY ON FULL DISPLAY FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE! HOW ON EARTH DID WINDGATE KICK OUT OF THAT?!
Deadprez: Windgate said himself that he was walking in King of Elite as Interwire Champion and walking out Interwire Champion, you have to imagine he’s looking to live up to those words. Windgate will not allow this title reign to go up in smoke, no pun intended, as now Kid Ohio is just hitting the mat in frustration, he was so close, inches away from winning the Interwire Title right there, who knows if he can secure himself another opportunity like that to have the champ down and out with a finish.
Eve: No kidding, the frustration definitely starting to seep in, as Kid Ohio grabs Windgate by the chin, and is just screaming at him at this point. Kid Ohio just wants Windgate to stay down. BUT WINDGATE LOOKS TO SHUT OHIO UP WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER THAT STAGGERS HIM! WINDGATE JUMPS TO HIS FEET, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE THAT FAILED TO CONNECT EARLIER! HE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY HAS OHIO ON THE ROPES NOW!
Deadprez: OHIO TRIES TO COME OUT WITH ANOTHER PICTURE PERFECT KICK TO THE FACE OF WINDGATE! BUT JUSTIN CATCHES IT, SPINS OHIO AROUND FOR A 360, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A DDT THAT SPIKES HIM ON HIS HEAD! WINDGATE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND GOES TO ATTEMPT WHAT LOOKS TO BE THE SMOKE BOMB! BUT KID OHIO ROLLS TO THE APRON BEFORE WINDGATE COULD COMPLETE THE ROLLING THUNDER!
Gavin Kirkland: How smart is Kid Ohio?! Always finding ways to avoid being put away, nothing but good ring awareness on display! That’s why he’s my favorite to win this one! That, and the nice curvature of-
Eve: ANYWAYS! WINDGATE FOLLOWS OHIO OVER ON THE APRON! WINDGATE SEEMS TO HAVE INTENTIONS OF TRYING THE XTREME LANDING AGAIN- OHIO! OHIO JABS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MIDSECTION OF JUSTIN, THAT DOUBLES HIM OVER, AND OHIO DRAGS JUSTIN OUT TO THE APRON WITH A FRONT FACELOCK! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD!
Deadprez: MAYBE FOR OHIO, AS WINDGATE SHOVES HIM OFF AND BACK FIRST INTO THAT RINGPOST! BUT OHIO TRIES TO SHRUG IT OFF AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR FOR ANOTHER PERFECT CATCH, JUMPING DDT ATTEMPT! BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE AGAIN IS ABLE TO KEEP HIS FOOTING, HANGING OHIO UP ON THE TOP ROPE CROTCH FIRST!
Eve: And that may have ruined Ohio’s chances of ever having kids as he tumbles off the top rope and back into the ring! Ohio uses the ropes to try and make his way back to his feet, AND WINDGATE SLINGS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH AN XTREME LANDING IN THE RING THAT ACTUALLY LANDS THIS TIME AROUND! OHIO GOT DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AND HE MIGHT BE OUT!
Deadprez: WINDGATE TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF THAT AND DRAGS THE DOWNED KID OHIO SO HE’S PARALLEL TO THE CORNER! WINDGATE SCALES THE TOP ROPE FOR WHAT COULD BE THE FINAL TIME IN THIS MATCH UP! OFF THE TOP…X-FACTOR CONNECTS!! WINDGATE GETS ALL OF THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! AND THE COVER IS MADE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER…AND STILL THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…JUSTIN WINDGATE!!
(‘Smoke and Drive’ by Mike Posner Ft. Big Sean, Donnis, & Jackie Chain plays to a loud ovation from the socially distanced audience having just witnessed a great back and forth match between Windgate and Ohio as Windgate gets his hand raised by the referee with his Interwire Title in hand.)
Gavin Kirkland: Both competitors put up a great fight, but i’m just glad I hedged my bets on Windgate while I still could. :troll: Never doubted him.
Deadprez: Right…nonetheless, Kid Ohio just showcased that he has nothing for a bright future here in EAW, and I look forward to seeing what he does next personally.
Eve: Yeah, if he was able to take a champion like Windgate to his very limits then sky’s the limit for him, imagine what he’ll be able to do down the line.
Deadprez: I don’t know, but I could see him going on to defeat Windgate one day if he gets another shot at that Interwire Championship.
Eve: Speaking of Windgate, his performance in this match cannot be undervalued. He kept up with Kid Ohio every step of the way, and the end of the day, Windgate did exactly what he said he would do as now he’s walking out of the Raymond James Stadium with gold around still around his waist.
(The camera pans over to Windgate making his way to the back in celebration with his title over his shoulder, the socially distanced crowd still giving him a warm reaction all throughout. Meanwhile, Kid Ohio looks on from the corner, clearly disappointed in the result as the camera fades to black.)
(The King of Elite preshow fades back to the preshow panel, and just like before Molly Waters is at the table next to Clark Ruggiero and Ben Knight. The three have smiles on their faces and soon begin to speak.)
Molly Waters: Wow! Those were some amazing matches. If these are the things we can expect as we move forward and forward to the main show, then this is definitely going to end up being one of 2021’s greatest free-per-views!
Ben Knight: The year only just started, but I’ll admit it will definitely be hard following this up. The main show hasn’t even started yet, but I can already tell this will be a night to remember.
Clark Ruggiero: Well ladies and gentlemen, right now we’re joined by the man who’s like a thief in the knight, Ben Knight…
Ben Knight: :will:
Clark Ruggiero: And of course we’re poppin’ on Molly, not the drug, we’re poppin’ with Molly Waters on our pre-show panel!
Molly Waters: I wish we got Kawajai.
Ben Knight: Me too.
Clark Ruggiero: Oh guys you don’t need to worry, I have enough entertaining rap references to last through the rest of this pre-show, I should’ve honestly been Chris Elite’s replacement. Malc and Clark… The Blicky Boyz. :ohlawd:
Molly Waters: Alright so ignoring what Clark is saying, at this time we’re joined by a special guest… The greatest wrestler to ever grace foot in an EAW ring, the multi-time holder of the greatest title in EAW history… a black icon…
Clark Ruggiero: Ohhhh, we’re going to be joined by Andrea Valentine? I thought she was injured.
Molly Water: Please welcome… THE WOOGIEMAN!
(A few seconds go by full with the awkward silence and confusion. Everyone looks around confused looking from where The Woogieman could be coming from, but he is nowhere to be seen.)
Clark Ruggerio: And just like Playboi Carti’s brand new album Whole Lotta Red for the past 2 years, The Woogieman doesn’t want to come out!
Ben Knight: I seriously wish you didn’t want to come out like Whole Lotta Red.
Clark Ruggerio: Birds In The Trap Sing Ben Knight! How rude! Stop breathing!
Ben Knight: You know what…
Molly Waters: OH MY GOD!!!!
(Ben Knight literally takes his laptop and slams Clark in the head with it. Ben then steals Clark’s laptop and acts like nothing happened.)
Ben Knight: So how about our guest?
Molly Waters: I honestly know nothing about his sta–
Ben Knight & Molly Waters: :krabs:
Clark Ruggerio: THE CLARK HAS COME BACK!!!!!
Ben Knight: Well… I am left without a choice.
Molly Waters: I actually wish Kawajai was here instead of me.
(Ben Knight grabs a steel chair from under the panel and starts hitting Clark with it.)
Ben Knight: ONE!!!
Ben Knight: TWOO!!!!
Ben Knight: THREEEEEE!!!! FFFOOOUURRRRR!!!!! FIIIVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!…..
Molly Waters: I’m going to the Omega zone.
Ben Knight: …..SIXXXX!!!!! SEVEEENNNNN!!!!! EEEEIIIGGHTTTTT!!!!! NIIINNNEEEE!!!!
(Ben Knight takes a deep breath.)
Ben Knight: TTTTEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: DGKJFGKJHDSFHJKGDFJKHDGFJKHDFGJKHDFGJKHDFGKJHLDFG
Ben Knight: ELEVENNN!!!!!!
Molly Waters: Ben… I don’t think that was Clark. :krabs:
Ben Knight: :krabs: But just in case… TWEEEELLVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
???: **takes bite**
Molly Waters: Well… Not too late for introductions. So without further ado, please welcome the greatest wrestler to ever grace foot in an EAW ring, the multi-time holder of the greatest title in EAW history… a black icon…THE WOOGIEMAN!
The Woogieman: THE WOOG HAS COME BACK!!!!
(The Woogieman arrives in his usual very expensive clothing, the most expensive clothing you would ever find, along with his steroid chocolate bar.)
Ben Knight: We have been blessed!!!! Please, Woogie, take his seat.
(Ben Knight pushes away the unconscious Clark Ruggerio from his seat and signals Woogieman to sit down, which he does. Woogieman takes multiple bites of his steroid chocolate bar and is just vibing.)
Molly Waters: Alright so Woogieman, let’s address some questions, first of all, how do you feel about the King of Elite card?
The Woogieman: Garbage. How dare they not put The Woog on it? I mean, they have LUCAS JOHNSON on the card!!! And yet, THE WOOGIEMAN is not on it. That shit’s got a Woog sad, man. :mjcry:
Ben Knight: I feel for you man. :mjcry:
(Ben Knight hugs The Woogieman but Woogie pushes him away.)
The Woogieman: Sexual harassment.
Ben Knight: Emotional support.
The Woogieman: The Woog does not support this kind of action.
Ben Knight: But–
The Woogieman: The Woog will get the police involved.
Molly Waters: So, moving on to our next question, since we’re obviously in February and you’re one of EAW’s most influential stars, how do you feel about the black history you’re making each and every week, do you think you’re doing Black History Month justice?
The Woogieman: Oh yes, The Woog for sure thinks that himself is one of the most influential people for the black community, and it got The Woog’s first feature on an EAW graphic. :whew:
Molly Waters: Wow. So motivational. :wow:
Ben Knight: Alright, well since you’re of course from the Showdown side, Woogie, how about you give us your predictions over the Showdown matches on this card?
The Woogieman: Quite easy, I think Jon Kelton will snap Lucas Johnson’s ass in half, I think Xavier Williams will beat the bi- respectable woman Harlow Reichert, the bit- Maidens of Malpractice will take the Tag Titles home to Showdown, I sadly had to go with the bi- women since the other Showdown team is Chained Fury, Justin Windgate will retain the Interwire Title against Kid Ohio and then The Woog demands a rematch against The Wind. Consuela will overcome Jakey and Drakey, Kassidy Heart will win the King of Elite tournament and The Woog will dethrone Jack Ripley for the Answers World Championship.
Molly Waters: Uhm… That’s Bronson Daniels facing Jack Ripley, not you.
The Woogieman: :oh: You mean to tell me that The Woog paid 10 million for a Drake performance, my ring gear, and the entrance… for NOTHING?
Molly Waters: Yeah…
The Woogieman: And you know what, Miley Walter? It doesn’t matter because The Woog is infinitely rich. :wow:
Ben Knight: We stan a rich Woog. :wow:
The Woogieman: I don’t allow you to stan The Woog, weirdo.
Ben Knight: Man. Alright, look, I have a question for you… Why do you take steroids everywhere you go? I mean, I’ve seen you eat that steroid chocolate bar more times than Clark has made rap references.
The Woogieman: A Woog’s always gotta be ready. These steroids have the same thing Mr. DEDEDE took back at Pain For Pride, you know I gotta get that kick-out at one energy in. :whew:
???: Someone…. say… my… name…?
(Clark Ruggerio wakes up from the twelve chair shots and is amazed at the sight of the one and only Woogieman.)
Clark Ruggerio: Oh… my… god… I have 10 different fan pages for you… I’ve been waiting for such a long time to finally Meet The Woog. :blessed:
The Woogieman: :comeagain:
Ben Knight: Oh… my… god…
(Ben Knight goes out of his seat but The Woogieman signals him to stop. The Woogieman then gets up from his seat and grabs Clark Ruggerio and then hits him with the Woog Bottom. :damn:)
The Woogieman: The Woog is open for one more question.
Molly Waters: Alright… so since you were on these steroids… why couldn’t you gain back your Big Boogie Bhampionship?
The Woogieman: Because…
(The Woogieman runs away.)
Molly Waters: Oh.
Ben Knight: Well.. It was nice having him.
(Molly and Ben help Clark back up, who is barely conscious now after the devastating Woog Bottom.)
Clark Ruggiero: Let’s… Not forget what this night is all about. This year has had probably one of the most chaotic King of Elite tournaments in history, and tonight we might be seeing one of the best King of Elite finals matches ever.
(The graphic for Xander Payne versus TLA versus Kassidy Heart in the King of Elite finals emerges on the screen behind the panel.)
Molly Waters: Oh boy, where do we even begin with this? This is definitely going to be one of the biggest King of Elite finals of all time. That much we can all agree on, right?
Ben Knight: Of course. This is going to be huge regardless of who wins the tournament. After everything all three Elitists did to make it to the finals this is bound to be big. Now with all this said… Who are you guys going for?
Clark Ruggiero: That’s actually a great question.
Molly Waters: We’ve had weeks to think about this and I’m still not sure if I can come up with an answer. All three Elitists have their strengths and experience in the main event scene, even if Xander Payne hasn’t won a World Championship yet.
Ben Knight: Well… I think this is the beginning of change for Xander. This match could more or less go any way, but if you ask me I think Xander Payne is getting the job done. He’s come such a long way over the past few years, and especially as of late he’s been at his best. Xander Payne knows exactly what he’s doing tonight, and that’s becoming King. That man is going to become World Champion this year, I’m sure of it.
Clark Ruggiero: He may become World Champion this year, but it won’t be because of the King of Eite crown. TLA definitely has this one in the bag! At this same event last year TLA’s first World Championship reign came to an end, imagine if he was able to win the King of Elite tournament one year later! TLA has been with the company longer than Kassidy and Xander, and if you’ve seen him on Voltage you’d know just how talented he is.
Ben Knight: I’ve been watching, and should TLA even be in this match? His match against Ms. Extreme wasn’t exactly fair.
Clark Ruggiero: And that’s not TLA’s fault! We can’t just assume he wouldn’t be here if Ms. Extreme was healthy. That’s an insult to TLA and you’re downplaying just how good he is.
Molly Waters: I honestly think you guys are overlooking Kassidy Heart. Kassidy is a former Universal Women’s Champion, former National Elite Champion, the accomplishments are almost endless with her and that’s for good reason. She’s been talented enough to win nearly everything she’s ever wanted to win. I don’t think she’ll come this far just to come up short in the end.
Ben Knight: Kassidy is a great choice. Much like TLA Kassidy has been World Champion before and winning this could be their shot at becoming Champion again, but neither of them should have the drive Xander does. A win like this is the one thing Xander Payne has been missing for his entire career. He’s slowly managed to accomplish basically everything you could want as an Elitist. New Breed Championship, Tag Team Championships, PURE Championship, various wins against legends like Impact and Mr. DEDEDE, all Xander needs to do is finally win the big one. He’s made it this far, it’d be a shame if he let yet another opportunity slip through his fingers.
Clark Ruggiero: Come on. All three Elitists want this win. They’re all in the finals for a reason, and honestly I don’t know if there’s any way for us to get on the same page about this match. Some of the best Elitists on their respective brands and in the entirety of EAW are going at it with the King of Elite crown on the line. This has to be the most unpredictable match on the entire show, and that’s saying something seeing the things this show has to offer, including what we’ve already seen!
Molly Waters: You have a point Clark. We may have no idea who will win, but that just means we need to keep watching! We’re clearly not going to get on the same page about who’ll win this match, but we all know just how far all three Elitists will go tonight! That definitely excites me, I can’t wait to watch that match!
(As Molly finishes, the King of Elite show timer reaches 60 seconds. This causes the crowd to begin cheering, knowing it’s almost time.)
Molly Waters: Well, it looks like that’s all the time we have! The King of Elite finals will be must-see, but that also applies to the rest of what’ll surely be one memorable event! We now have less than one minute until King of Elite goes alive! I’m Molly Waters and with me is Ben Knight and Clark Ruggiero! Thank you all for tuning into this kickoff show, and please enjoy King of Elite 2021!
(The three hosts wave while smiling at the camera, and finally the camera fades away from the panel area as the King of Elite preshow comes to an end.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)