( EAW Intro plays )
( Crowd bursts into a massive applause as a camera shows a Helicopter flying over the Birds Nest in Beijing, China in the evening )
( Lights are seen flashing all over Beijing, from the one Birdsnest )…
Ring Announcer: Welcome everybody…. to the 2nd Annual… KING!!!!! OF!!!!!! EXTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEE!!!!!!!! … (
Crowd is heard roaring from the outside of the arena )
( Every single light in the Beijing National Stadium is shut off, excluding the titantron )….
( The opening of “Till I Collapse” by Eminem is played on the Speakers, as the history of King of Extreme is shown on the titantron ) …
Narrator: History already made… as we enter the 2nd ever King of Extreme… Stories that will be told to the next Generation, a product
of this night…
( Camera shows Revolution 5.5 celebrating a victory )
… an alliance…
( Camera shows ADV defeating Aden Roucke in the onefall match )
… turned into a rivalry… a battle between two young lions is surfaced….
( Camera shows the First Round of King of Extreme winners ) …
( Camera shows The Dark Emperor winning the National Extreme Championship at RTR 3 )
( A Recap airs the rivalry between Nik-e-G and Matt Ryder ) …
( Camera shows the four men in the ring in a flashback )…
Nik voiceover: Matt.. I don’t think you deserve a National Extreme Title shot more than I do.. I’ve been fighting my whole career to get this far and you’ve been having a free ride this whole time..
The Dark Emperor voiceover: I want each and every single one of you in the ring with me at King Of Extreme.. so I can shut all of your mouths for good.. Nik-e-G vs. Matt Ryder vs. Kevin Devastation..
Narrator: Disputes filled with pride, lust, and vengeance is sealed by Gold… ( Camera shows HRDO defeating CB Cool )
Narrator: Dominance is the theme of this night, for so is redemption…. ( JMJ is shown on the Titantron )
James M. Johnson: HRDO, I’ve been hearing ALL WEEK about how you are on some James Montell Johnson hunt!!! WELL IM RIGHT HERE HRDO!!! IM RIGHT HERE, COME AND GET ME! I BEG OF YOU, COME AND GET ME! ( Camera shows JMJ attacking HRDO one week, and celebrating with the IW Title the next )….
( The OTA vs RoViper Rivalry is aired )
Narrator: Four individuals with one motive…. becoming Unified Champions in this night of Glory….. ( Camera shows the four men at the Contract signing ) …
Robbie V: Impact, I’ll speak for the both of us when I say RoViper has been quite impressed on how tough of a challenge OTA deems. But like another one of the rest of em, Order of the Angels is just gonna be another milestone for RoViper…
( Impact is shown spitting into Robbie’s face, and Robbie accidently kicking down Killswitch ) …
( Camera shows Killswitch in his office )…
Killswitch: Robbie V!!! You’re lucky I don’t strip you of your King of Extreme Chances or your Unified Titles on the dot… but I’d only punish the fans if I cut off RoViper vs OTA…
Killswitch: If you get pinned ANY moment before your King of Extreme Main Event Match… you will be STRIPPED of your opportunity at the King of Extreme crown, and CM Bank$ will be KOE on the spot…. IF YOU DON’T COME BACK TO DYNASTY AS KING OF EXTREME, YOU DON’T COME BACK AT ALL!!!
( The Extreme Enigma vs Captain Charisma Feud is shown )…
( Camera shows a recap of Captain Charisma holding the EAW Championship ) ..
Captain Charisma: Every time I step into an EAW building, everytime my name is mentioned, I fear as if I were fearing for my LIFE thanks to one man… Extreme Enigma….
( Camera shows Extreme Enigma winning the EAW Champion )
Extreme Enigma: It’s been my life long dream to be the EAW Champion…. I don’t know what kind of “Hero” Captain Charisma is….
( Camera shows Extreme Enigma speaking in an interview room )…
Extreme Enigma: But Im NOT going to be a victim… not anymore…
Narrator: Two men, both wishing to seal his destiny… who will come out in a blaze of glory…
( HBB vs MK feud is aired ) …
( The Countless Championship Struggles HBB has faced is aired in a recap )
Narrator: A dream seemingly fingertips away is facing its final obstacle…
( Camera shows MK winning the Elimination Chamber ) – ( Camera shows MK defeating Jaywalker for the World Heavyweight Championship ) …
Narrator: And a dream struggling to stay alive preparing for many ahead….
( Camera shows CM Bank$ defeating Mr. DEDEDE, and Robbie V defeating Adam ) ..
Narrator: We all came here for one reason…. ( Robbie V vs CM Bank$ matchcard is shown )…. Who will leave….
CM Bank$: KING….
Robbie V: Of…
Narriator: EXTREME…. ( “Till I Collapse” cuts to an abrupt End ) ….
( The Lights power on as Crowd Cheers when Pyrotechnics blast all over the Arena )
Deadprez: 59,000 + FROM AROUND THE WORLD IN ATTENDANCE, AND MILLIONS MORE WATCHING AT HOME! Welcome to the 2nd Annual…. KING!!!! OF EXTREME!!!! Tonight we find out who between the two men become King! Its it Bank$?! Is it Robbie?! Will Robbie even get the opportunity to fight for the Crown!? All of your questions are answered, TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Before that, keep in mind that we have an EAW Championship on the line! Captain Charisma and Extreme Enigma battle for the biggest of the marbles! Thats right, the EAW Championship! It will be a war!!!
ETR: And lets not leave out the World Heavyweight Championship! On the line tonight, the Heart Break Boy contends in what would be his 5th Opportunity at a World Championship, in EAW! And of the 5, HBB has only captured 1, the InterBranded World Championship!
Deadprez: Shows don’t start themselves! Lets get started!!! …
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. and is for the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!! …
( RoViper’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when both men come out with the Unified Tag Titles )
Announcer: Introducing First!!!! ….. weighing in at a combined weight of 402 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. THE TEAM OF VIPER AND ROB-BIE-V, …. AND THE UNIFIED TAAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!! …. RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOVIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!
Stew-O: This is gonna be a Kickoff with a BANG!!! RoViper have fought em’ all, and have BEATEN em All!!! If you just look at both of these men, you can quickly tell that they’re ready for everything! There will be absolutely no holding back, ESPECIALLY with whats at stake here!! And Both members of RoViper are already lifting up the ring apron, and carry in Trashcans into the ring! RoViper look ready to fight with everything they have!!! ….
( Order of the Angel’s music plays as both men come out, Impact with his InterBranded Championship and St. Anger with the UTTC )
Deadprez: The Order of the Angels! They are the COMPLETE, check-and-balanced package!!! Y2Impact is the mastermind, the brains and definitely has bron as well! All of the tactics are his to blame!!! And St.Anger is the brute! The Bron! Both of these men want nothing more but to regain both of their names! The Unified Tag Team Championship is just another caliber away for the both of them, to be the best! And you know St.Anger has method to the madness! They will stop at NOTHING for those titles!!! …
ETR: This match is not going to be for the feint of heart! The Referee shows off the Championship Titles, and ROBBIE SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY, KNOCKING HIM DOWN, AS ROVIPER TEE OFF PUNCHES AND SHOTS AND MORE PUNCHES AT OTA!!! Robbie taking on St.Anger, strike after strike, and Impact is CLOBBERED with angry fists from Viper!!! But Impact grabs the arm, wrenches Vipers arm, and PULLS him in for a destructive clothesline!!! This is an all-out, tornado Tag Team free for all! First to pin wins the Titles for their team!!! Impact is on his knee’s contemplating, and Robbie V is HOISTED by Anger after attempting to knock him down with a Kick!!! Robbie slides down behind St.Anger, and RoV connects a DROPKICK into Anger’s spine!!! …
Deadprez: And Anger plunges facefirst into the Turnbuckle!!! And Anger turns around, as RoV lifts the leg, and BAM!!! Connects a windmill kick!!!! And Robbie V backs into the ropes, Cartwheels over to the downed Anger, and connects a MOONSAULT into the Midsection of Anger!, Rebounds back to his feet, and FRONTFLIPS a Legdrop into Anger’s face!!! Robbie gets back to his feet, and Impact DRIVES a Trashcan dead into Robbie V’s face!!! … But!!!…. ROBBIE DROPS TO HIS BACK, And Impact accidently rams the Trashcan into Anger’s gut!!! And Robbie KIPS BACK UP! Impact turns around, and connects a SUPERKICK into Impact’s jaw!!!! Sending Impact over the turnbuckle, toppling to the outside of the ring!!! And both Viper and Robbie grab St.Anger… whip Anger into the ropes… Anger returns!!!…
Stew-O: RoViper go for a Double Clothesline… but Anger DUCKS under the arms, backs into the ropes and connects a MASSIVE double clothesline!!! Knocking both men down!!! Viper rolls out of the ring quickly, and Robbie rolls towards the turnbuckle, as St. Anger grabs Robbie…. and CLUTCHES A BEARHUG!!!! Robbie V is having the LIFE wrenched right out of him!!!! Viper is lifting the Ring Apron, and Viper pulls out a Kendo Stick!!! That is a mean looking Kendo Stick, and Viper is climbing up the apron, ready to get into the ring…. but Y2Impact SWEEPS the legs of Viper, knocking him down on the apron, and to the outside! And as Viper is down, Impact connects a TOE KICK, DEAD INTO THE UNDERBELLY/RIBS OF VIPER!!!! And connects ANOTHER Shot!!! Impact pulls Viper to his feet now….
ETR: And Y2Impact IRISH WHIPS VIPER FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! As the force Plunges Viper into the Cade!!! And as Viper’s back is leaned on it, Impact lifts the Kendo Stick… RUNS TOWARD VIPER, AND SWATS IT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!!!! As Viper falls flat on his face, clutching his gut, Impact connects SEVERAL more swats into Viper’s spine, as Viper lets out a cry!! In the ring, St.Anger has Robbie lifted in Powerslam Position…. and ST.ANGER CONNECTS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!! 1!!!!!………….2!!!!……… But Robbie kicks out!!!! Robbie was trapped in that bearhug, and because of it he is having difficulties breathing!!! Anger lifts Robbie by his HAIR, onto his Shoulder again…. and Anger is going for another Powerslam!!! But Robbie slithers down Anger’s spine, and connects a dropkick into the back of his skull…. and Impact is on the apron, as St.Anger is DRIVEN into Impact!!! But Impact springs to the top rope, as Anger falls to the middle rope under him, and Impact LEAPS TOWARDS ROBBIE!!!!….
Deadprez: And Impact connects A MID-AIR CODEBREAKER!!!!!! A CODEBREAKER!!!!!! OH MY LORD!!! ROBBIE IS DOWN!!!! AND IMPACT COVERS 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!!………….. BUT ROBBIE KICKS OUT!!!! Impact is SHOCKED at the Kickout!!!! Impact sits up in utter shock!!!! And Impact grabs the both of Robbie V’s legs… and St.Anger is back up, as Robbie is CATAPAULTED TOWARDS ANGER, AND ANGER CLOBBERS ROBBIE WITH A LOU THEZ PRESS!!!! AND ROBBIE IS SENT SPINEFIRST INTO IMPACTS KNEE’S!!!! And Robbie is stuck in that position, until Anger gets up, and connects ELBOW DROP after ELBOW DROP into Robbie’s sternum!!! Y2Impact gets back up, pulls Robbie’s legs towards the middle of the ring…. and is going for the Walls of Impact!!! AND SURE ENOUGH, HE HAS IT!!!!! IMPACT HAS THE WALLS LOCKED IN!!!!! ROBBIE WANTS TO TAP!!!! Now Viper!!! Look at Viper, on the Apron with a Steel Chair!!! And Viper TOSSES a Steel Chair towards St. Anger…. and Anger catches it, clutches it, and Viper SPRINGBOARDS off of the ropes…. AND CONNECTS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, INTO ST.ANGER!!!!…
Stew-O: An Alert Impact has two options, to release and attack, or to increase and force Robbie to tap!!! And Impact chooses the LATTER, AND INCREASES THE PRESSURE, DOUBLING IT, BUT BAD MISTAKE, AS VIPER GRABS THE CHAIR, AND CLOBBERS IMPACT WITH THE CHAIR DEAD INTO THE FACE!!!! That was a MEAN swat!!! And Impact lands in a seated position infront of the Turnbuckle, and Viper covers Impact’s upper body with the Chair…. and Viper shakes Robbie to get him up, but Robbie might be temporarily paralyzed from that EVIL onslaught!!! And Viper backs up, climbs the Turnbuckle…. and Viper LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO GO FOR THE VAN-TERMINATOR!!! WE’VE ONLY SEEN 2 PEOPLE PULL IT OFF!!! CAN IT BE A 3RD?!!??! VIPER LEAPS OFF!!!…..
ETR: WAIT A SECOND, ST. ANGER LEAPS FROM THE GROUND, AND 100 % OUT OF ADRENALINE, PLANTS THE POWERBOMB INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! ON VIPER, FROM MIDAIR!!! And St.Anger, groggy, dizzy, battered and nearly defeated is trying to recooperate!!! BUT LOOK! Climbing the Top Rope… its Robbie V!!! And Robbie has a Trashcan!!! Robbie is on the Top Turnbuckle holding a Trashcan!!! And Y2Impact! Impact of all people is on his feet… and groggily turns around towards Robbie… and Robbie TOSSES THE TRASHCAN HIGH INTO THE AIR, INFRONT OF IMPACT…. AND AS IT FALLS, ROBBIE LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!! INTO THE TRASHCAN!!!!!!! INTO THE FACE OF Y2IMPACT!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! IMPACT IS BUSTED OPEN AND DEVASTATED!!!! Y2IMPACT HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED!!!!
Deadprez: But look at St.Anger!!!! St.Anger is in the Corner!!! St.Anger is POUNCING!!!! RAVING!!! WAITING FOR ROBBIE TO TURN AROUND!!! ….. AND OH NO!!!!! OH NO!!!! ST.ANGER CONNECTS THE SPEAR!!! THE SPEAR ON ROBBIE V!!!! …. BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!! VIPER SHOVES ROBBIE V OUT OF THE WAY, AND ROBBIE IS SHOVED OUT OF THE RING, AND RIGHT BEFORE THE CONNECT, ITS VIPER IN THE WAY!!!!! VIPER IS HIT WITH THAT DEADLY SPEAR!!!!
Deadprez: AND ST.ANGER COVERS!!!! 1!!!!!!!………………2!!!!!………………….3!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Order of the Angel’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when St.Anger drags Y2Impact out of the ring, and is handed all 4 Belts )
Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!! THE ORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEER OF THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: VIPER TOOK THE BULLET!!! Viper made the ULTIMATE sacrifice for his team!!! And I have quite a prediction why!!! After a DESTRUCTIVE Tag Team Match! The Order of the Angels have won BIG TIME tonight!!!
ETR: What a match!!! what a CLASH to open King of Extreme!!! There was NOTHING these men wouldn’t do!!! They pulled out EVERY STOP in the book that they could!!!! They didn’t CARE about eachothers lives, and their own lives were already in the Toilet!!! This was a WAR!!! And Robbie V in the ring, hovering over Viper in guilt and in disbelief! Robbie KNOWS why Viper took this bullet! If Robbie V was hit with that spear and pinned, he would have been taken out of the King of Extreme Match!!!
Deadprez: This battle belongs to the Order of the Angels! Impact and St.Anger, wounded and battered but still standing tall as the NEW Unified Tag Team Champions!!! . …
( “Till I Collapse plays in the Background, as cameras show Killswitch walking backstage )
Stew-O: Tonight, we still have our new General Manager of Dynasty! Yet to be Announced!! Atleast, that’s what we know! Killswitch himself has said that there will be “much more to it” then just naming a new General Manager! We await that!
( Road To Redemption III, DVD promotion is aired ) ….
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL…will be contested under EXTREME RULEZ…and will be for the EAW ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(Aden Rocke’s theme plays…crowd boos )
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, first…from the United Kingdom…weighing in at 247 lbs….he is……THE CHALLENGER….ADENNNNNNNNN ROCKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Alexander Da Vinci’s theme plays…crowd cheers)
Announcer: And his opponent…from Los Angeles, California…weighing in at 280 lbs…he is…THE EAW ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIONNNNN….ALEXANDER….DAAAAAAAAA VINCIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: We’re ready to go here as we have two upcoming stars taking each other on to determine who will be Showdown’s Alternative X Champion. ADV goes for a grapple but Aden ducks around and tries for an early pin! Oh my!!! 1…………2…………..
DP: But The AX Champ kicks out as Aden rolls out of the ring. ADV tries to get back in the game by grabbing Aden’s head while reaching in between the ropes but Aden throws a swift kick to the temple and ADV falls back!
Stew-O: Aden goes under the ring now and grabs a steel chair as he climbs to the apron…but ADV HITS A CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING HIM OFF THE RING! He hits the floor and ADV jumps down to his level, throwing lefts and rights!
ETR: And ADV throws a nice knife edged chop hunching his opponent over as he grabs the chair and smashes it into his back! ADV is turning this into a brawl as he throws both the chair and his opponent into the ring again!
DP: And he goes in himself as he puts the chair in a seated position…Aden is getting up thanks to the chair…he’s hunched over…and ADV bounces off the ropes and charges at the challenger! But Aden reverses it with a flapjack!!!
Stew-O: DA VINCI LANDED SPINE FIRST INTO THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR AND BENT IT DOWNWARD! HE’S GRASPING HIS BACK AS ADEN GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN! …………1…………..2………..But a kickout by ADV!
ETR: But Aden wants this championship more than anything else and he lifts ADV to his feet! ADV is thrown into the ropes as Aden connects a kitchen sink to the gut. He grabs ADV and gets him up again…and throws him into the corner viciously!
DP: And now Aden climbs to the top as he rains down punches to the face of the AX Champion! He taunts the crowd and goes for a hurricanrana! BUT ADV DOESN’T GO DOWN! And ADV pulls him up and now slams him down for a POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: And that’s a HUGE impact to the mat! But ADV doesn’t go for the cover because he’s grabbing his spine still feeling the affects of that flapjack on the chair! He goes to the corner and begins to take off that ring covering!
ETR: And we don’t see this often from the crowd favorite but I’m sure he wants to win this one! But look out! Aden sprints after getting to his feet! And he tackles the champion! No! ADV TURNS IT INTO A POWER SLAM!
DP: He’s driven down into the mat but ADV LOCKS IN THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS! HE LIFTS HIM! NO HE CAN’T GET IT LOCKED IN BECAUSE OF A JAWBREAKER BY ADEN! And Aden ducks around his opponent!
Stew-O: BUT HERE ADV GOES AGAIN WITH THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS! But Aden slips through again and kicks ADV into the gut! Oh no! ADEN ROCKE GOES FOR THAT JAWBREAKER LARIAT!
ETR: AND IT CONNECTS! AND ADV’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF OF THE BACK OF THAT DEFORMED CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ADV MIGHT BE OUT! AND HERE’S THE COVER BY THE CHALLENGER!!!!!! ……..1!!!!…………..2!!!!!!…………ANDDDDDD……………
DP: HE SOMEHOW GETS A SHOULDER UP! Aden CANNOT believe that ADV kicked out of that! ADV still seems dizzy…but now Aden applies the rear naked choke! And ADV is fading in and out of consciousness!
Stew-O: But he’s also trying to get up! And he’s up to one knee! The crowd is cheering for him to get to his feet and continue this bout! Up to a foot! And he gets up! But Aden is still holding onto ADV’s neck as ADV is standing!
ETR: Aden’s feet are off the ground and ADV might fall over any second! BUT ADV RUNS ADEN SPINE FIRST INTO THAT REVEALED TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER! AND ADV….TURNS AROUND AND APPLIES HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!!
Stew-O: AND IT’S APPLIES! THE SHOULDERS AND NECK OF ADEN MUST BE IN SO MUCH PAIN AFTER THE SPINAL SHOTS IN THIS MATCH! ADV IS SWINGING HIS OPPONENT AROUND TRYING TO MAKE HIM TAP!!!
DP: But WILL he? WILL he surrender his chance to be the Alternative X Champion here tonight and shock the world??? He’s close to the ropes…BUT HE TAPS OUT! ADEN TAPS AND ITS ALL OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Alexander Da Vinci’s theme plays…crowd cheers )
Announcer: Here is your winner…and STILLLLLLLLL…THE EAW ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIONNNNNN….ALEXANDERRRRRRRR DAAAAAAAA VINCIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
ETR: And Alexander Da Vinci has retained here tonight! He has DEFEATED Aden Rocke and has retained his Alternative X Championship in order to show that he shouldn’t be taken as a joke around the lockerroom!
Stew-O: Exactly! And this could foreshadow a future of OTHER championships to come to this athlete later down the road that is his career! Aden falls short here tonight but I wouldn’t say he’s going to be down for long!
DP: It’s still early in their careers. Each of these extremists can capitalize on what they did well here tonight and work out the kinks that kept them from making this match an easy win! But that will all come in time!
ETR: But right here, tonight, Alexander Da Vinci III RETAINS his championship against Aden Rocke! What a showing these guys put on!
Deadprez: Man, that battle was no joke! Both of these men, as everybody want to establish themselves, but you know only one man could walk out the winner! …
( “Till I Collapse plays in the Background, as cameras show Killswitch walking backstage )
Stew-O: Tonight, we still have our new General Manager of Dynasty! Yet to be Announced!! Atleast, that’s what we know! Killswitch himself has said that there will be “much more to it” then just naming a new General Manager! We await that!
Deadprez: But I think we’re gonna turn the time over backstage, to our colleague Max A. Million! …
( Camera fades to the Interview room to Max A. Million standing with a Microphone )
Max A. Million: Thanks Prez, Ladies and Gentlemen joining me at the time is the man who will defend his Title against Captain Charisma Tonight! The EAW CHAMPIOOOOON…. EXTREME ENIGMAAAAAAA!! ….
( Extreme Enigma steps into the room wearing an Anti-Hero shirt over his Ring Attire, holding his EAW Championship )
Max A. Million: Extreme Enigma, tonight your EAW Championship reign can continue in its blaze of glory, or go up in smoke, do you have anything to say regarding your match, and most importantly your opponent… Captain Charisma….
Extreme Enimga: I have a whole lot to say about Captain Charisma, but I’m only allowed to say a fraction of those words on EAW Broadcast…. In the Tables, Ladders and Chairs match, Captain Charisma earned my respect… but over the weeks Captain Charisma has made it clear that he doesn’t respect me. And Im not the Graceful Jesus, I can’t turn my cheek to those who slap me across the face… unfortunately, I cant. Not anymore… I’ve learned to fight BACK.
Extreme Enigma: I have a lot of people who don’t like me… I know this clearly well. But many of those people who are against me are people who have been around WAY longer than I have, and have failed to touch the Greatness that is the EAW Championship… so I can understand the jealousy. Because as an age-old saying goes…. when your on top, there’s envy. One of the 7 Deadly Sins… Envy. I’ve been Captain Charisma’s worst nightmare for so long, and it EATS at him… and it ate at me letting myself be a victim… my entire career I’ve been a victim….
Extreme Enigma: But tonight, I come from being a VICTIM to being a CHAMPION…. In a Blink of an Eye. All of the naysayers who put me down without giving me a chance, my opportunity is NOW to bring all of the haters together, and show them EXACTLY WHY IM EAW CHAMP!!! And Anti-Hero??? It basically means that even though Captain Charisma claims hes this big Hero…. Captain Charisma is everything I DON’T want to be in life…. and may it come to fact, when Captain Charisma walks out of the Birds Nest… a loser….
( CM Bank$ steps into the room as Crowd Boo’s upon his arrival )
CM Bank$: Yeah, okay, that’s Great EE…
( Both Enigma and Bank$ stare eye to eye, and Enigma eventually leaves the room ) ….
CM Bank$: Hey Max, did you ever come to grips with the fact that you were forgetting somebody??? You know…. the greatest star in EAW??? Ofcorse you did, no need to answer, because instead of requesting an interview with me…. you interview Extreme Enigma….
Max A. Million: Well I….
CM Bank$: I don’t need you to say anything right now… its my time… Tonight is King of EXTREME… this FPV is named after the King of Extreme, WHICH will be me…. NOT EAW Champion… then I’d let EE have his time with no interruption…. but tonight is MY NIGHT. So this interview is now my Interview! So Flashback, you know all of the magic words, why don’t you introduce me…
Flashback: Um… okay….
Flashback: Hello everyone, I’m here with CM Bank$ and we all know that he has a big match tonight going up against Robbie V for the Finals in the King Of Extreme Tournament.. Earlier tonight, we saw Viper save Robbie V from being speared by St. Anger and possibly being pinned. If Robbie was pinned, he wouldn’t be able to compete in King Of Extreme.. so Bank$.. what are your thoughts on your opponent, Robbie V?
CM Bank$: Well let’s not jump ahead of ourselves here.. First thing’s first.. Viper. That was cute what you did for your partner Viper.. it brought a tear to my eye that you would put yourself in danger to save your partner’s hopes at being King Of Extreme.. but did you hear that Flashy? The key word of that sentence just popped up. Hopes. Viper, although I admire the guts that you have to jump out in front of your partner like that and absorb a hit for him.. but the fact of the matter is that it DOESN’T matter.. The HOPES that Robbie V have will remain hopes.. because as SOON as I saw my name entered on the King Of Extreme bracket.. there was no turning back.. CM Bank$ was going straight to the finals, straight to the crown that I will wear on my head once I become King. And Viper you took that hit for nothing.. because nothing will change the outcome of the match that will main event this FPV.. So Viper you can put your cape away, you’re no Superman… you didn’t “save” Robbie from anything.. in fact, you did the exact opposite.. you enabled him to face me.. and that is not any help to Robbie–
Flashback: Bank$– your running over the sche—
CM Bank$: Oh, I’m not done Flash.. But back to what I was saying.. Robbie and Viper.. you guys do make a great team.. but unfortunately for you, neither of you can defeat me One on One.. or even both of you together.. and no this isn’t trash talking.. this isn’t your basic Shit-Talk that everybody does but can never follow up on it.. this is all FACT.. And here’s another fact… Viper all you did, was guarantee that CM Bank$ will put Robbie on his back faster than Nik does to Vanessa.. In case you didn’t get the point yet, what I’m saying is that CM Bank$ will be the King Of Extreme.. And despite the mask you wear Viper, you are no super hero.. although you tried to be, you’ll never be anything more than a sidekick.. you will always and forever just be a mere Robin… You’ll never be no Batman.. Always waiting by Robbie’s side.. and even he can barely pull off the role of Batman.. and that’s why you two lost your titles tonight.. Pathetic.. So your so-called heroic efforts will go down as a failure once CM Bank$ becomes King Of Extreme and Robbie is stretchered out of the arena. And NOW Flash, NOW I am done..
( CM Bank$ looks past Max A. Million, and walks out of the Cameras view )….
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. and is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH, for the INTEEEEEEEEEERWIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! ….
( Pyro Shoots Up from the Stage and HRDO’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out )
Announcer: Introducing the Challenger….. from Orlando, Florida….. weighing in at 255 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… H!!!! R!!!!!! D!!!! O!!!!
Deadprez: We know what HRDO has been willing to do for what he wants! We know what HRDO has been through! And HRDO REFUSES to be denied here tonight! 3 weeks ago, HRDO was supposed to be the Interwire Champion! But HRDO was cheated out of the Title…. but technically… he never WON the title! Whatever opinion you have, the fact remains the same…. HRDO has his no-holds barred chance at the Interwire Championship!!! …
( James M. Johnson’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he Comes Out with the InterWire Championship )
Announcer: And his Opponent!!!!…. from Wall Street, New York….. weighing in at 250 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. He is the INTEEEEEEEEEERWIREEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIOOOOOOOON!!! …. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!! MONTEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!! JOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Stew-O: Not much is needed to be said here, James M. Johnson has had a very successful run on Dynasty so far! He’s become InterBranded Champion, and is the Interwire Champion, and has really let his potential bloom! Tonight is a huge challenge, but if JMJ can rise to the occasion, I’m sure….
ETR: Wait a second…. James M. Johnson is only standing in the middle of the ramp! It looks like HE wants HRDO!!! But HE isn’t gonna get HRDO! HRDO is gonna have to come to come him!!! And HRDO steps over the ropes, to the apron and to ringside! This Falls Count Anywhere match is gonna happen!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: HRDO walking slowly to JMJ, both men are watching eachother and themselves precisely! And HRDO slowly walks up to the Interwire Champ, as JMJ removes his jacket, and drops his Championship Belt to the floor! … And HRDO CONNECTS A HUGE RIGHT HAND INTO JMJ’S FACE!!!! And HRDO is FIRING OFF several more shots, until he pulls in JMJ with a KNEE into his gut!!! And HRDO grabs JMJ and throws him INTO the Steel Guard-Rail, next to the Ramp!!! JMJ falls to the ground searing in pain, the Guardrail after that impact was RATTLED!!! And JMJ pulls himself up using the Railing, but HRDO runs for a CLOTHESLINE TO SEND JMJ INTO THE CROWD!!!!! But JMJ lifts a boot right into HRDO’s midsection, and in full force RAMS two fists into the back of HRDO’s head!!!
Stew-O: HRDO is recooperating quickly, and both men are now at the side of the stage near the electrical equipment anad exit door, and JMJ fires off shot after shot into HRDO’s face! And HRDO doesn’t look phased, but he is! Now JMJ grabs HRDO’s head, these men are at the right side of the Stage, and JMJ RAMS HRDO face first across a tabled filled with production-purposed devices!! And JMJ pulls out a Computer Screen…. and DRIVES IT DEAD INTO THE SKULL, OF THE FLORIDA MONSTER!!! And JMJ covers!!!! 1!!!!!………….2!!!!…………. but HRDO kicks out!!! Nearfall, and I can imagine why after that HUGE shot! I don’t know which is more damaged, the computer or HRDO! JMJ meanwhile has HRDO hoisted on his shoulder… and JMJ RUNS HRDO SKULLFIRST!!!!
ETR: INTO the Double Doors!!! As one of them bust open, and HRDO scurries inside for cover! JMJ is still at the Stage-Side, as HRDO is somewhere inside the double doors…. and JMJ grabs hold of a Steel Chair!!! JMJ is sizing it out real nice, and cant WAIT for HRDO to open the double doors!!! … And the door rattles…. and its opened!!! AND JMJ SWINGS!!! BUT THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS COMES A LADDER, DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO JMJ’S SKULL!!!! AND OUT COMES HRDO, LIFTING THE LADDER AGAIN AND DROPPING IT INTO JMJ’S MIDSECTION! And HRDO covers! 1!!!!………….2!!!!!……….. but JMJ kicks out! The loss was just a heartbeat away, we were just a heartbeat away from a new Champ! And HRDO isn’t wasting any time, HRDO drags JMJ by his arm alone!
Deadprez: JMJ is dragged a long way, as Both men are on the ramp, and HRDO picks up JMJ on his shoulder this time!!! And HRDO Runs JMJ FROM THE RAMP, SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! As JMJ is leaned on it, HRDO grabs JMJ and RAMS HIS HEAD FULL FORCE into the Ringpost!!! Holy cow, that has to be a GUSHER if anything out of the IW Champ! And now HRDO goes over to the Steel Steps… pulls them out of place…. Holds them over his head!!!! AND TOSSES THEM, AS THEY IMPACT STRAIGHT INTO JAMES MONTELL JOHNSON!!!! …. BUT JMJ DARTS out of the way, plunging himself to the ground!!! And JMJ actually rolls under the ring!!! HRDO is walking over to where JMJ crawled now… and HRDO lifts the apron… BUT IS SWEPT OFF OF HIS FEET!!!
Stew-O: JMJ SWINGS a Ladder from under, sweeping HRDO off of his feet, and it appears HRDO hit his head on the ground awfully hard! And JMJ rolls back out, and JMJ pulls the Ladder out as well! These guys will use anything, even something as uncharacteristic as a ladder to destroy each other!!! The Ladder is on the ground, and JMJ grabs HRDO… hooks up… and goes for a SUPLEX!!!! COULD IT BE A SUPLEX INTO THE LADDER??? …. NO!!! Its a REVERSE Suplex, sending HRDO Gutfirst into the Barricade!!! HRDO is hurt! And JMJ isn’t done, JMJ wraps his arm around HRDO’s head…. AND JMJ!!!! CONNECTS A HANGMAN DDT ON HRDO, INTO THE LADDER!!! HRDO’s brains have had to be SCRAMBLED! And James Montell Hooks the leg!!!! 1!!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!!!………………. BUT HRDO, SOMEHOW FINDS IT IN HIM TO KICK OUT!!!! And Johnson is beside himself! He can’t believe HRDO kicked out!
Deadprez: HRDO since returning to EAW has faced up against the likes of Mak, and triple-threated with Mak and Mr.DEDEDE…. but I don’t think anyone has given him as many problems since returning as JMJ! Remember that HRDO has YET to be pinned! YET to submit! JMJ is dragging HRDO infront of the Announce Table now… And JMJ is clearing the way of our announce table! Removing our cover, and HRDO is already slowly starting to get up!!! And now JMJ notices, digs under the ring and pulls out a Kendo Stick! And JMJ equips the Kendo Stick to his arm…. and HRDO is groggy, but on his feet!!!! AND JMJ!!!!!!! WITH FULL SPEED CONNECTS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! BUT HRDO EVASIVELY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY, AND ACCIDENTLY HITS STEW-O!!! 😮 YOU ALRIGHT MAN.
ETR: Our colleague is down!!! And JMJ BROKE that Kendo Stick into two!!!! AND FROM BEHIND, HRDO ROLLS UP A VICTORY ROLL PIN!!!!! AND BRIDGES IT!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! …
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( HRDO’s Music Plays as Crowd Cheers when he Rolls into the Ring Celebrating )
Announcer: The winner of this match….. and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW INTEEEEEEERWIRE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON….. H!!!!!!! R!!!!!! D!!!!! O!!!!!!
ETR: HRDO PULLED A FAST ONE!!! But after all the fast ones JMJ has pulled I wouldn’t blame him!!! James Montell Johnson went for the Kendo Stick equipped Clothesline from Hell, which granted would have ENDED the match! and it did! In a match-ending mistake, when HRDO dodged and hit our partner Stew-O!!!! And HRDO got the roll up, and sealed the deal with a Bridge, and because of it, we have a NEW InterWire Champion!!!! ….
( The Referee goes over to hand HRDO the title, but JMJ with a Microphone snatches the title out of the Refs hand on the ramp ) ….
Deadprez: What’s the meaning of this??? ….
James M. Johnson: Hahahahaha….. you thought this match was for the….
( JMJ laughs hysterically, and steps into the ring, getting into HRDO’s face ) …
James M. Johnson: YOU MUST NOT GET IT, DO YOU HRDO!?!?!? THIS INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP IS PROPERTY…. PROPERTY OF JAMES MONTELL JOHNSON!!! EAW DOESN’T OWN THIS BELT, AND YOU CERTAINLY DONT!!!!! I AM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!! And a “Rollup” FLUKE IS NEVER GOING TO COME CLOSE TO EVEN A CHANCE AT EVER BECOMING INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
James M. Johnson: I UnSincerely APOLOGIZE…. but HRDO… I am the Interwire Champion for life, and It must be noted that the Interwire Championship is an everlasting… accolade….
Deadprez: AND HRDO’S HEARD ENOUGH!!!! HRDO FIRES AT JAMES M. JOHNSON WITH A MASSIVE UPPERCUT, SENDING JMJ DOWN!!! You can practically SEE the steam in HRDO release from his head!!! HRDO is a PISSED OFF S.O.B!!! And HRDO grabs JMJ… GRABS HIM BY THE ARM, DROPS JMJ TO THE MAT AS JMJ LETS OUT A HUGE CRY, AND HRDO LOCKS IN THE SANDTRAP!!!!! THE SANDTRAP CROSSFACE!!!! HRDO is letting ALL the frustration out into the Sandtrap, and is SHARPENING the searing pain of JMJ by each second!!!!
ETR: And Referee after Referee’s are running down the ramp, trying to aid JMJ! HRDO is PISSED OFF, And the Refs are trying to separate HRDO from JMJ, but JMJ has it SNAPPED IN AND WONT LET GO!!!! JMJ IS AT HRDO’S MERCY!!!! AND AFTER A FULL 30 SECONDS, HRDO RELEASES… GRABS JMJ’S CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, AND IS LEAVING THE ARENA THROUGH THE CROWD, WITH THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Deadprez: Wait a minute now, HRDO isn’t even Champ! HRDO doesn’t have a right to take the Title… but HRDO does what he wants! And HRDO, after it all is making sure he’s taking home the Interwire Championship!!!
ETR: What a wild ride! …. ( Stew-O slithers back into his seat )
Stew-O: What did I miss….
Deadprez: Uh… you might wanna sit this next match out, stew! …. ( Stew-O rests his head on the Table )
( Camera shows Robbie V walking in the hallway with a towel around his neck )
(Robbie and Viper walk up to a door with the nameplate “Y2Impact” on it)
Robbie: Here it is..
(Robbie knocks on the door as Impact swings it open)
Y2Impact: It’s about time you got your ass down here.. now where’s MY Interbrand Championship? You heard the rules.. You know that you are not the rightful Interbrand Championship..
Robbie V: Impact, I think all this is a load of BS but I was forced by management to come down here.. You don’t know how many times I went to complain after you made that announcement on Showdown..
Y2Impact: I don’t see how any of this is BS.. The bell never rang! How is it possible for the match to end without the bell ringing to make it official? Now hand over my title before I get too irritated to ask again and take it myself..
Robbie V: Oh.. I see you’re a tough guy huh.. Well Imp here’s your title.. You should work on that anger of yours, we haven’t even been here 5 minutes and you’re already threatening to hurt us.. I just hope you know that 2 weeks ago when we had that title match, I proved that I can beat you anytime I want.. I proved that I should be the Interbrand Champion right now if the bell was rang at the end of the match.. I had you pinned for 3 seconds and that’s all that matters in my eyes… so I’ll see you later, “Champ”
(Robbie hands Impact the Interbrand Championship and Impact rips it out of Robbie’s hands as Robbie turns to leave ) ….
( Camera fades to Ring Announcer )….
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. AND IS A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH, FOR THE NATIONAL EXTREEEEEEME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(Matt Ryder’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. From Long Island, New York…Weighing in earlier today at 230 pounds… MATTTTTTTTTTTT RYDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
DP: Matt Ryder is looking like a stud in this match, he’s shown that he’s got the work ethic and surely the ability, but can he capitalize on his efforts?
(Kevin Devastation’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing second, hailing from Houston Texas… weighing in at 310 pounds… KEVINNNNNNNNNN DEVASATIONNNN!!
ETR: In recent weeks, KD has been on the side of bad luck, losing his debut in his new home of Dynasty.. But with all of that in mind, he can start a new beginning and STILL win the EAW National Extreme Championship, but the question remains.. Will the lack of momentum leading up to the match ruin Kevin Devastation’s chances, or will he rise above the odds?
(Nik-e-G’s Music Hits )
Ring Announcer: Introducing third, hailing from New Jersey… Weighing in at 236 pounds, NIKKKKKKKKKKKK-E-G!
ETR: Let’s not count out Nik, he can always come up and take something within an instant, but whether or not that will reflect on his future, remains to be seen.
(The Dark Emperor’s Music Hits )
Ring Announcer: Introducing last, but most-certainly not least… Hailing from Hades, he is YOUR NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONNNNNNNN, THE KING OF HADES, THE DARK EMPERORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
DP: You see, with DE, he’s the most disadvantaged in this match, because he has three other guys craving that very title that he holds in ONE bout, so for anyone to predict that he’d walk out of here National Extreme Champion, as well as in here, he’d be at quite the disadvantage.
ETR: DE had better believe in luck, because he’ll definitely need it with these contenders. All four of each other are staring down at one another, as Matt looks on in Dark Emperor’s eyes, Kevin is doing the same with Nik… and you have to believe in the animosity for this match.
DP: And as this match is about to go under way, we’ll call it as we see it.
( DING DING DING )
DP: And the bell rings as this bout is under way.. who will walk out National Extreme Champion!? Matt quickly runs towards DE, but DE ducks under Matt’s clotheslines, swings off the ropes as DE connects a running high-knee strike as Matt goes down! KD has Nik in the corner, repeatedly chopping at his chests, then throwing a punch right in his skull, but Nik moves out of the way and suddenly KD is in the corner. Nik now attempts to repeatedly punch KD, but KD blocks one of the punches, grabs his throat with both hands, and throws him over to the turnbuckle! Wait, no.. he threw him all the way to the outside!
ETR: What power, what strength! DE has been working on Matt, delivering a series of hits and a Running high-knee strike, but KD goes over to DE and throws him straight into the metal turnbuckle spot! DE is down and out, but KD isn’t reluctant to stand him up as KD grabs Matt Ryder and DE & Matt’s craniums collide! Nik is up on the outside, but KD finds him as well and grabs him up to the ropes, but Nik is showing signs of life, connecting a head-butt on Kevin Devastation from the turnbuckle, and as Kevin turns around, Nik climbs to the top rope and goes for a diving crossbody on Kevin, but Kevin continues to show his strength as he catches Nik in mid-air, but no, wait! DE connects a running kick to the ankle of KD as he’s being chopped down in size, dropping Nik down… KD turns around and is met with a double-clothesline from Matt & DE!
ETR: I never thought I’d see these two working together, especially not with the way that they started off in this contest.
DP: When someone is dominating as much as KD is, you have to do something about it.. and they committed to their cause. Matt & DE are slapping each others’ hands, but quickly DE connects a knee to Matt’s gut, and then hits a hard clothesline! –
DP: So much for that glimpse of team-work we just saw. KD turns around on DE and DE connects a huge Spinebuster on KD! You can hear and almost FEEL the impact. As KD is down, Matt quickly connects a swinging neckbreaker on DE before he’s capable of realizing what just happened. Nik, on the outside, looks under the ring…
ETR: What could he be looking for under there?! AND NIK GRABS AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT! Matt grabs Nik’s hair, attempting to get him inside of the ring, but Nik swings the aluminum bat at Matt, but Matt ducks, just as he should if he wants to live… but right as Matt is ducking, the aluminum bat hooks straight up with Matt’s shoulder and that’s definitely going to leave a bruise! Matt is down, tending to his right shoulder in the ring. KD is grabbing himself up, using the ring-ropes for leverage, as well as The Dark Emperor. Nik puts the aluminum baseball bat down on the ring as he looks for another weapon, seemingly the only way he’ll get out of this one as a champion, or the national extreme champion rather. Nik grabs a kendo stick! Oh no! Kevin swings himself off the ropes, diving to the outside of the ring where Nik is, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A KENDO STICK STRAIGHT IN KD’s FACE!!!
DP: KD IS CUT WIDE OPEN, AS THE BLOOD IS JUST POURING ACROSS HIS FACE! THAT CAN’T BE GOOD FOR HIS CHANCES. KD and Nik are both down as, although Nik hit KD with a kendo stick straight in the face, KD nonetheless connected the splash to the outside! Meanwhile, in the inside of the ring, Matt Irish whips DE and goes for a back body drop, but DE counters with a Facebreaker on his knee to Matt! Matt falls back to the middle of the ring-ropes and DE goes for a clothesline, but Matt grabs down the top rope and DE falls over to the outside! On the other side of things, Kevin is getting up as well as Nik… Nik attempts to whip KD into the steel steps, but KD instead reverses it and sends Nik right into the steel steps. KD stands up Nik then repeatedly grabs him by his hair and throws his head face-first into the steel ring-post, but as he finally lets up, Nik is down and out. In the ring, Matt climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then connects a moonsault to the outside from the top-turnbuckle on DE, whilst standing up!
DP: Everyone is on the outside of the ring in this bout!
ETR: You can’t expect everyone to play possum in the ring. Matt is still tending to the shoulder injury he suffered earlier in this match-up at the hands of that aluminum baseball bat, while DE is down from the moonsault to the outside. KD goes to the inside of the ring as he awaits Matt –
DP: This is it; the encounter we’ve been waiting for the entire night! KD and Matt! ETR: We’ve been waiting for this… all night? KD picks up Matt and goes for a scoop slam, but Matt reverses and connects a series of dropkicks to the ankle of KD as KD drops to both knees, Matt swings himself off the ropes and connects a final Dropkick onto KD’s back. Matt stands KD up and whips him into a sleeper hold!
ETR: KD is about to be put to rest! ETR: NO, LOOK!! FROM BEHIND, THE DARK EMPEROR WITH A CHAIR TO MATT RYDERS BACK! AND HE LETS GO OF KD. DE turns Matt around, goes for the Hellhammer.. and.. CONNECTED! HELLHAMMER ON MATT RYDER.
ETR: THIS IS IT! DE IS ABOUT TO RETAIN! DP: DE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
ETR: THREE, WAIT.. NIK! HERE COMES NIK, WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE HE GOT TAKEN OUT! LEG-DROP FROM THE TOP-ROPE ON DE, WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THAT CHAIR! AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON DE! ETR: NIK CAN WIN THIS!!!! NIK CAN WIN THIS!!!
ETR: But Nik is stopped in his tracks as KD grabs Nik’s neck, takes him up… DESPERATION CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! DP: Everyone is down! Matt Ryder is slowly, but surely picking up the pace as he’s getting up…
DP: Matt is grabbing a chair.. what could he be using this for? That chair is still in place in the ring. Matt wraps the chair around DE’s neck, and then he takes DE up to the top turnbuckle!
ETR: WHA’S HE GOING TO DO?!?!?!
DP: LONG-ISLAND LIFETIME FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE CHAIR AROUND HIS NECK!?! THIS COULD BE CAREER ENDING! … LONG ISLAND LIFETIME CONNECTED!!! LONG ISLAND LIFETIME!!! AND DE IS PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH…MATT GOES FOR THE COVER….
DP: MATT WINS! MATT IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION! AFTER ALL OF THE WORK, HE REIGNS CHAMPION!
(Matt’s theme music hits)
DP: However, just as KD was attempting to break up the pinfall, he was being held back by Nik! That’s gotta decrease his momentum even more.
Ring Announcer: Your winner.. and NEWWWWWWWWWWW EAW NATIONAL EXTREMEEEEEEE CHAMPION, MATTTTTTTTTTTTT RYDERRRRRRR!
DP: We all knew it was done after that Long Island Lifetime with the chair laced around DE’s neck on the top turnbuckle.. we just had to see Matt capitalize, and he did just that!!! Hey Stew, you, uh feelin alright now???
Stew-O: I think I’m ready to call the next match…. with No Medical Attention folks! (y) …
Deadprez: One of the best National Extreme Championship matches in a long while! I had to hold my breath a couple of times with how close this match Got! Personally I had my fingers crossed for Kevin Devastation, but congrats to our National Extreme Champ!
Stew-O: But we are going to move on to a quite important part of the show! …
( Camera fades to the Ring where the Announcer is standing, and the Canvas is Red Carpeted along with a Table with a Contract and a Podium )
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. please welcome for the FINAL TIME…. the General Manager of Dynasty!!! …. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLSWITCH!!!!! …
( Killswitch’s music plays as Crowd gives off a Mixed Reaction when he Comes Out )
ETR: Killswitch announced to the EAW Fans two weeks ago, that he would indeed be retiring at this date! King of Extreme! But something you have to respect about Killswitch is how he never leaves anything in the dust! And Killswitch has dedicated this moment to two things, saying goodbye and crowing a new leader to EAW’s Dynasty! That’s just the kind of guy Killswitch is! …
Killswitch is handed a Mic )
Killswitch: Thank you.
Killswitch: Whether you love me… whether you hate me… whether you respect me, whether you disrespect me… I am the best thing that has happened to the Brand of Dynasty, as far as 2009 went. I picked up Dynasty, when Jaywalker was sent to Showdown, and I took firm leadership… making it the A Brand for the 7 Months I’ve been in charge. Dynasty has been on top for a long while, and I want to make sure I preserve the run… making Dynasty world renowned in the wrestling world..
Killswitch: I didn’t come to live on my legacy! I didn’t come to establish myself, because I have proven myself to the entire world…. that I’m a legend. And unlike many around here, that’s satisfying enough for me… This isn’t a retirement party, this is a passing of the torch! The man I’m giving this job to is destined to be MUCH more than an authoritative figure in my eyes! This is me announcing the NEW General Manage— no its more then that. The new head honcho, maybe should I say COMMISSIONER of the EAW Dynasty Brand!!!
Deadprez: I wonder who….
Killswitch: Give a warm welcome to my NEWEST successor, to the EAW Dynasty Brand…. HOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( Hova’s music plays as Crowd Reacts in shock when he comes out in a Suit & Tie )
ETR: H— Hova??? Of— Of all People?! Im shocked! This took me COMPLETELY by surprise!!!
Stew-O: You’re not alone! I can only imagine what is going through the heads of both Killswitch and Hova! I mean these guys… I dont even know what to say anymore! …. ( Hova’s music stops ) …
Killswitch: Thank you Hova, now if you’ll kindly sign this contract, its a done deal! … ( Hova is handed a Mic )
Hova: Thank you, Killswitch for givin me this opportunity. I’ve re-read this contract many times, and You know my plans, you know I will not disappoint…
( Hova leans over the table, grabs the Pen and signs the Contract )
Killswitch: Then it’s official! Ladies and Gentlemen… your NEW General Manager of Dynasty…. HOVA!!!
( Killswitch and Hova shakes hand, and Hova’s music plays as Killswitch raises his Hand )
Deadprez: Well signed on the dotted line, its official! Hova is the NEWEST General Manager of Dynasty! I’m sure we’ll hear alot more about this on the upcoming Broadcast of Dynasty, I am intently interested as to how Hova will do, as not only our newest Member of Dynasty, but our Newest General MANAGER of Dynasty! Hova! ….
( World Heavyweight Championship Feud Recap Airs )
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And is for the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits as he comes out with Flashback by his side)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. the challenger.. from San Antonio, Texas.. weighing in at 220 pounds… THE HEARRRRRRRTTT BREAAAAKKKKK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Here comes the challenger for MK’s title, The Heart Break Boy.. and over the last few weeks.. HBB has made MK’s life as an EAW Superstar a living hell.. making everything MK did as hard for him as possible and keeping his title away from him in the process…
Stew-O: But MK recently got revenge.. on the last Showdown, HBB and MK had a tag team match against the Dark Emperor and Kevin Devastation.. MK didn’t show up for the match and instead destroyed HBB’s office looking for his title.. and he found it.. And here we are tonight!
(MK’s music hits as he enters with the World Heavyweight Championship )
DP: And here’s MK! MK looks determined as he comes down the ramp rather quickly with his title over his shoulder..
ETR: Here’s the champ! He rolls into the ring and hands his title belt to the ref as the two opponents stare each other down and the bell rings! MK and HBB lock up in the middle of the ring!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: MK drives a massive knee strike into the gut of HBB and pushes him off the ropes! HBB comes back as MK lifts him up by his waist and drives him full force straight into the corner turnbuckle!!
DP: MK hits a few shoulder thrusts into HBB’s midsection before HBB battles out with forearm clubs into MK’s spine! MK backs off as HBB charges forward looking for a clothesline on the champ!!
ETR: But MK ducks under it and lands a kick to HBB’s gut as he turns around! MK brings HBB in and perfectly connects a DDT, driving the head of the challenger directly down and into the canvas!!
Stew-O: Impressive move there by MK as he continues his attack on HBB, hitting toe kicks into the Heart Break Boy’s ribs! HBB rolls toward the side of the ring and helps himself up using the ring ropes…
DP: MK is right there though, still keeping on him as he’s hitting continuous right hands as HBB is on his knees, bashing his fists right into HBB’s skull! MK looks to stay in control here in the early-going as he lifts HBB back up to a vertical base…
ETR: MK tosses HBB off the ropes and goes for a monstrous clothesline! But HBB dodges and connects a seated side slam on the Champ! HBB jumps back up to his feet, waving his arms for MK to get back up!!
Stew-O: MK slowly gets back to his feet as HBB kicks him in the gut! HBB lifts MK up and into the air as he connects a Fisherman’s suplex! HBB hooks the leg and is looking for the early pinfall!! ONE! TWO, MK gets a shoulder up and uses his power to push HBB off of him and he gets back up to his feet… Both men are up and MK quickly grabs the leg of HBB and downs him with a Dragon Leg Whip!!
ETR: MK keeps hold of HBB’s legs as he turns him on his back and it looks like he has the Boston Crab submission hold locked in!! Tapping out is not an option for HBB here because if he does, he loses his shot at the World Heavyweight Title! MK looks to prove that he is the one who should be the Champ and so far, so good as he tightens the submission hold, wrenching at HBB’s legs as HBB is looking for a way to somehow get out of this situation!
DP: HBB pushes himself up a little bit as he extends his arms, he whips his legs around, flipping MK over in the process and he broke out of the Boston Crab! HBB grabs the rope to help himself up and goes over to MK, stomping into his midsection!! MK pushes himself back up to his feet as HBB is still trying to keep him down, hitting kicks all over his body! MK looks stunned for a moment but comes back and hits a big punch to HBB’s jaw!!!!
Stew-O: What a right hand! HBB staggers back a bit as he falls off the ropes and MK goes for a massive clothesline on the Heart Break Boy!! But HBB ducks under it! MK turns around and HBB hits a quick punch of his own to MK’s jaw! HBB goes off the ropes and comes running back as he connects an impressive running, swinging neckbreaker!! This is HBB’s time to take advantage! But wait! MK pulls himself up using the ropes… and MK goes over to HBB and puts him in a side headlock! HBB is trying to get to his feet but MK keeps the hold locked in! HBB powers himself back up to his feet but MK is being stubborn here, not willing to break the hold! HBB hits a huge elbow to MK’s gut and MK releases the hold, but throws HBB off the ropes!
DP: HBB comes charging back toward MK as MK JUMPS with a huge vertical leap to hit a dropkick! MK is looking to take the control right here as HBB is downed once again! HBB gets up into a seated position, trying to get to his feet…
ETR: But MK comes and SMACKS a kick into the chest of the seated Heart Break Boy! HBB snaps back down to the mat as MK quickly connects and elbow drop, driving the joint of his elbow into the sternum of HBB!! MK scurries over to the corner and he raises his arm to the crowd! HBB is getting up slowly as MK climbs up to the top turnbuckle and it looks like he’s setting up for a TOP ROPE LEGDROP TO THE STANDING HBB!!! No way! MK jumps off the top rope!!!!!!
DP: And HE HIT IT!!! Wait, no! HBB moves out of the way! And now HBB lifts MK up and he nails an Inverted Atomic Drop on the Champ and now HBB.. SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK ON MK!! Wait.. MK ducks underneath it! Impressive counter there by MK as he looks to capitalize, bring HBB in and it looks like he’s in perfect position to hit the CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE!!! He’s going for it! This could be it right here!!!
Stew-O: BUT NO! HBB pushes MK off of him as both of these two narrowly escaped each other’s finishers, and a possible loss… MK comes back off the ropes and HBB connects with a HUGE Dropkick into the skull of the World Heavyweight Champion! MK collapses down to the canvas as HBB jumps and connects a lg drop, just adding to the punishment of the World Champ! HBB continues his attack, hitting a quick fist drop as you can see both of these men are tired and nearly wiped out!
ETR: HBB goes over to MK and he sets up for what looks like some kind of submission maneuver… It’s the Figure Four! And HBB has it locked in! I’m not sure if MK can get out of this, we may have a new champion right here!! The end is coming near for the current World Champion and if HBB can keep this locked in long enough, his name will be engraved into the nameplate as the World Heavyweight Champion…
DP: Wait hold on, don’t count MK out as his arm is hanging over the bottom rope!! MK is still in this thing as he uses his free arm to hit a powerful fist to the skull of HBB!!!!! HBB seems shocked as MK gets his way out of the hold! MK gets himself on top of HBB, still hammering repeated fists into HBB’s head! MK is unleashing unforgiving fists of fury and anger!!
Stew-O: MK gets up as he looks down on HBB, stalking him and waiting for him to get back up to his feet! But MK goes over to HBB and wrenches his arm, lifting him up himself as MK pulls HBB up and onto his shoulders!! MK connects the Shock Drop.. that’s vintage MK! MK taking back control of the match! MK has blood coming out of his lip but he’s continuing on, fighting hard and now he hits a few stomps into HBB’s gut!
ETR: HBB rolls over to the side of the ring and slowly gets back up to his feet! MK comes at him and hits a knee to his gut! MK Irish Whips HBB off the ropes on the opposite side and hits a running STO as he comes back!! HBB slowly gets up to his hands and knees as MK charges forward and looks for a running kick across the side of the Heart Break Boy’s face!!!
DP: But no! HBB dodges the kick and jumps to his feet! MK turns around and– SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE FALLS OVER MK FOR THE PIN!!
ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: HBB WINS!! HBB WINS! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
( HBB’s music hits, he jumps up in celebration and is given the WHC as he falls to his knees clutching it )
Ring Announcer: Your winner and the NEWWWWW…. EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLDDDD…….. THHHHEEEEEE HEARRRRRRRTTTT BREAAAAAAAAKKKKKK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The Heart Break Boy FINALLY puts an end to MK’s title reign! These two have been at each other throats for months and tonight.. a new Champion is crowned!
DP: After all the embarrassment, all the screwing each other aside, the Heart Break Boy emerges victorious and he’s our new World Champion!
ETR: Stay with us right here, we’re not even close to being done and we still have a hell of a lot more in store!
Stew-O: A Boyhood Dream Recognized to its fullest!!!! Nothing but Congratulations going out to the Heart Break Boy!
Deadprez: The World Championship matches don’t stop here! Because we have the EAW Championship on the Line, coming up next! Here’s how all of this went down!!!! ….
( Captain Charisma vs Extreme Enigma feud Plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. and is for the E!!!!!! A!!!!!! W!!!!!! ….. CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIP!!!!…..
( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out with the EAW Championship )
Announcer: Introducing First!!! …… from Jersey City, New Jersey and weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. He is the EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! … EXTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
ETR: It’s the EAW Champ! The EAW Champ in the building, and Extreme Enigma has a huge task in his hands! It started in Tables Ladders and Chairs! Extreme Enigma took on Captain Charisma in one of the most important matches in his LIFE, and he came out victorious! But Captain Charisma knew that he had a 2nd Chance at the EAW Championship! And knowing Captain Charisma, he will REFUSE to let this Chance slip! But knowing Extreme Enigma, he will do whatever it takes to leave the EAW Champion, as he came!!! …
( Captain Charisma’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he Comes Out )
Announcer: And his opponent!!! From Peepsville, Ontario, Canada……. weighing in at 227 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Stew-O: The Captain has only one goal on his mind! He wants to get back his EAW Championship as soon as possible! We know how hungry Captain Charisma has been for whatever he wants, and most importantly, what CC will do! Captain Charisma is NOONE to play around with, you take him lightly even for a second??? Shows over folks!
Deadprez: This is going to be a very big conflict… both Captain Charisma and Extreme Enigma are staring deep into eachothers eyes, are circling the ring…. and both of these men tie up in an aggressive beginning, using a test of craftiness and strength! Captain Charisma snaps in the side-headlock, and knee’s directly into Enigma’s gut, and RAMS a massive Elbow into Enigma’s spine!!! And CC is taking this advantage, repeatedly ramming Elbow after Elbow into EE’s spine and shoulder, until EE twirls around and applies a waistlock!!! And takes him DOWN, dropping CC on his face!!! CC crawls over to the ropes, pulls himself up… and EE goes over to CC and hammers punches into Charisma’s Skull at a repeated pace! But CC front-waistlocks EE now, and drives Enigma spinefirst into the Turnbuckle!
ETR: And CC drives his elbow straight into Enigma’s throat!!! As the Ref tries backing CC away, Charisma SHOVES the ref away, and swings a right hand towards Enigma! But EE ducks under the punch, and grabs the turned around CC…. and connects the LEAPFROG sending CC spine first into the mat!!! And Enigma hits a BACK-FLIP SPLASH, AIDING THAT, WITH THE COVER!!! 1!!!!!!………….. 2, but CC quickly shoulders out! The Capt’n sits up, trying to get back up as quickly as possible, and is up with aid of the ropes! And Enigma kicks CC into the gut!!! AND GOES FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!!!! ALREADY!!!! But CC with both hands clutches the ropes, as Enigma twists for the fate and lands on his spine! And Enigma hurries back up…. but is SENT BACK DOWN!!!!
Stew-O: As CC connects the Spinning Wheel Kick! And hooks the leg! 1!!!!!!……………2!!!!!!… but Enigma kicks out! They’re trying to put each other away! Plain & Simple! Charisma sits up Extreme Enigma, puts his knee to his spine and pulls back on both Arms!!! Thats an old-age submission right there! CC knows he wont finish the match like this, but he knows it’ll be a huge help to doing so! Enigma is practically at the mercy of Captain Charisma, and tries using his legs… shifts his body, and PLUNGES himself inbetween the middle and bottom rope, plunging CC throat first into the Mid. Rope!!! Extreme Enigma rolls back into the ring from the apron, stands in the ring, and leaps onto the 3rd Rope, clutching it…. and SWINGS BOTH FEET KICKING CAPTAIN CHARISMA DEAD IN THE SKULL!!!!
Deadprez: That was Bad! Charisma is holding his head in searing pain, Enigma is on the Apron… and Captain Charisma, barely on his feet turns around facing Extreme Enigma!!!! Extreme Enigma, who’s springboarded onto the top turnbuckle from the Apron!!! CC is in HUGE TROUBLE!!!! …. BUT CC SCURRIES IN FULL SPEED TOWARDS EXTREME ENIGMA, AND SWEEPS HIS LEGS AS ENIGMA FALLS GROINFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!!! Holy Cow, the family jewels of Enigma have just lost all its value!!! And now Captain Charisma springboards onto the ropes near Enigma…. and CONNECTS A FULL FLEDGED ENZIGURI, SENDING ENIGMA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, ONTO THE APRON, HANGING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE BY ONE HAND!!!!!
ETR: That was no Good!
Deadprez: Tell me about it…. Captain Charisma nailed that lucky shot, and CC pulls Extreme Enigma into the ring by his hair before Enigma lost grip, and Extreme Enigma with FULL FORCE RUNS EXTREME ENIGMA SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!! AND ROLLS UP A PIN FROM BEHIND!!!!! And lifts his legs to the Middle rope for leverage!!! 1!!!!!…………2!!!!!!………………
ETR: But Extreme Enigma curls his body, and ROLLS CC INTO THE MAT, CATCHING HIM WITH A REVERSAL PIN!!!!!…… But Extreme Enigma lets go, Enigma after that boot to the skull doesn’t have nearly the strength to capitalize the reversal, and Enigma gets up, and is leaned back on the ropes… and CC is back to his feet… and CLOTHESLINES Extreme Enigma to the outside!!!!…. But Enigma backflips from the impact of the Clothesline, lands on the apron, and SHOULDERS into Charisma’s Gut!!! Extreme Enigma is going all out too fast!!! This is hurting him! Enigma grabs CC from in the ring, and hooks him in a Suplex Position!!! And Extreme Enigma SUPLEX-FACEBUSTERS CC, FROM INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! Extreme Enigma’s head is throbbing!!! Captain Charisma is slowly getting back to his feet, but CC is hurt mind you! And CC gets up….
Stew-O: AS EXTREME ENIGMA, PUTTING ALL CAUTION TO THE WIND LEAPS OFF OF THE APRON AFTER SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, CONNECTING A MOONSAULT!!!! As both men are laid out, outside of the ring! You were right ETR, this took too much out of Extreme Enigma, the man didn’t even give himself a breath! Extreme Enigma and Captain Charisma have used the best of their abilities in this EAW Championship Match! Extreme Enigma after a moment is the first to get up, and Captain Charisma is trailing behind him as both men are in the ring…. and Extreme Enigma pulls Captain Charisma in!!!! AND CONNECTS!!!! ACTUALLY CONNECTS THE TWIST OF FATE!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HOOKS THE LEG HERE!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!……………..2!!!!!!!!!!…………………..3, NO!!! JUST as the Ref gets 3, CC kicks out!!! Extreme Enigma is beside himself! You can easily tell he wanted this in the bag as soon as possible!!!
Deadprez: Extreme Enigma is pulling himself up…. and Extreme Enigma is trying with all of his might to stay on his feet, to continue! Enigma pulls Captain Charisma up now!!! And EXTREME ENIGMA IS GOING FOR ANOTHER TWIST OF FATE!!!! THAT WILL END THE MA….. WAIT!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA CONNECTS A NASTY, BLATANT LOW BLOW!!!! Extreme Enigma is in SO much pain, and that’s just unfair from the part of CC!!! And CC Lifts Enigma onto his Shoulders… OH NO!! THE GUERRILLA WARFARE!!! THE GUERRILLA WARFAR-NO!!! EE ELBOWS CC IN THE EYE REPEATEDLY!! Enigma Connects several fists into CC’s eye, and EE Slides off from behind, down CC’s back…. And Extreme Enigma RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE, AND CONNECTS THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!! OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION!!! And Extreme Enigma is still writing from that aching Groin! That Low Blow did NO favors to the EAW Champ!!!
ETR: Extreme Enigma is crawling and clawing! Clawing towards the Turnbuckle and is clawing up the Turnbuckle slowly and slowly! Extreme Enigma is opting for the one-shot deal! Its all or NOTHING!!!! Extreme Enigma is at the top Turnbuckle, and Captain Charisma is still down and out! Extreme Enigma is at the top!!! EXTREME ENIGMA LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!….. AND HE GOT IT!!!!!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS THE SWANTON BOMB!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA HAS SEALED THE DEAL WITH THE SWANTON BOMB!!!! AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!……………2!!!!!!!……………….3!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he celebrates )
Announcer: The winner of this Match….. and STILL THE EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!…. EXTRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: FOR THE ONE SECOND WHEN EXTREME ENIGMA LEAPED OFF, IT WAS AS IF TIME FROZE ITSSELF!!! BUT TO ALL AVAIL! Extreme Enigma dropped the Swanton Bomb, risked EVERYTHING numerous times! And is in pain now just celebrating! But you know Extreme Enigma EARNED this hard-fought Victory!
ETR: Absolutely no doubt about it! Captain Charisma put EVERYTHING into this match, technically sound action between the BOTH of them, and there was a point where the match could have ended right there, when Extreme Enigma was hit with the Enziguri from the Top Rope!!!
Deadprez: You have to admire the never-quit attitude you get out of Extreme Enigma! That’s EXACTLY what it takes to be the EAW Champion, you have to move on when the rest-of-em’ would’ve quit! You’ve got to do what everyone says you cant! You have to drop jaws! And So far, Extreme Enigma has done that, SINCE the night he’s captured the EAW Championship!!!
Stew-O: A Fantastic night for Extreme Enigma to say the LEAST! I Personally couldn’t be any more prouder! ….
Deadprez: But Ladies and Gentlemen… after a breif moment, we are going to get onto the Main Event of the night! We decide who becomes the NEXT, King of Extreme!!! …
( Reasonable Doubt preview airs ) …
(Camera fades to the King Of Extreme Crown hanging from the rafters)
Ring Announcer: The following contest.. is a TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH.. and is the FINALS of the King Of Extreme Tournament!!
(CM Bank$’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first.. from New Jersey.. weighing in at 220 pounds.. C.. M.. BAAAAAAAANK$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Welcome back to ringside! It’s time for our main event of this action packed evening and here comes CM Bank$.. Earlier tonight we saw Robbie V evade an incoming spear from St. Anger with some big help from Viper.. and if it wasn’t for him, Robbie wouldn’t have been in this match!
Stew-O: Yes, Robbie owes Viper a whole lot after that big save. Because remember, if Robbie got pinned in his tag team title match and not Viper, Robbie wouldn’t be allowed to compete in this match here!
(Robbie V’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering second.. from Las Vegas, Nevada.. weighing in at 237 pounds… ROBBBBBIEEEEEEEEEE…. V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: Here is the Hardcore Headliner, Robbie V.. and he is indeed Headlining tonight’s FPV going up against CM Bank$ for the title of King of EAW along with a World Title shot whenever the winner pleases…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: Robbie and CM Bank$ are eyeing each other as both of them stand in the middle of the ring.. there’s tables leaned up against all four turnbuckles, ladders scattered all over ringside, and chairs set up everywhere.. this will be one interesting match to watch and I’m sure these men will not hold back anything against each other..
Stew-O: Well the bell rings and ladies and gentlemen.. we are UNDERWAY here as Bank$ and Robbie lock up in the middle of the ring.. and Bank$ delivers a knee straight into the gut of Robbie V! Bank$ tries to use his upper body strength to push Robbie straight back into one of those tables leaned against the turnbuckles!
DP: But Robbie swings himself away from CM Bank$ as Bank$ nearly runs into the table in the corner.. but he catches himself on the ropes and he grabs that table from the corner! Bank$ has that table in hand as he SWINGS and he jabs Robbie in the abdomen with the edge of that table! Robbie drops to his knees and Bank$ drops the table right there.. and he goes off the ropes! Bank$ comes back off the ropes and he nails a low dropkick into the chest of Robbie V as Robbie snaps down to the canvas!
ETR: Robbie rolls toward the side of the ring and Bank$ follows him.. Robbie pulls himself to his feet using the ring ropes as he quickly turns around and throws a punch at Bank$! Bank$ gets hit square across his jaw with that fist from Robbie as he fires back a quick combination of punches and sends Robbie off the ropes!
Stew-O: Robbie comes back running toward CM Bank$ and Robbie jumps into the air and downs Bank$ with a nice Spinning Heel Kick! Nice move from Robbie in mid-air! Robbie rolls under the bottom rope and he takes one of these ladders from ringside! Ladders being brought into the match early here as Robbie slides the ladder under the rope and into the ring as he follows right behind it..
DP: Robbie is waiting for Bank$ to return to his feet and he has that ladder in hand! Bank$ is helping himself up by the ropes and he’s up to his knees! Bank$ looks around for Robbie before he gets up.. and he doesn’t see Robbie anywhere! I think Bank$ knows that Robbie is behind him now!
ETR: Bank$ smiles and he exits the ring before getting up, sliding under the bottom rope as he turns around and sees Robbie with the ladder who was indeed waiting for Bank$ to get up.. Bank$ just escaped getting cracked with that ladder Robbie’s holding! Robbie drops the ladders as he scoops up one of those tables leaned against the turnbuckles.. Robbie exits out of the ring with the table!
Stew-O: Bank$ goes to kick Robbie on the gut! But Robbie SWINGS that table into the skull of CM Bank$! Robbie drops the table as Bank$ falls into the arms of Robbie.. Robbie drags Bank$ by his hair over toward the Steel Steps!! Robbie takes Bank$’ by his hair.. and he BASHES his face into those Steel Steps!!!
DP: Bank$ is dazed is he rests over the steel steps and Robbie sets up the table he brought out here! Robbie grabs Bank$ and brings him into a Snap Suplex position! Can he hoist Bank$ through that table?!? Robbie brings Bank$ up for the suplex!!!
ETR: NO! Bank$ lands on his feet on the other side of the table! Bank$ hops up onto that table and he JUMPS off as he NAILS a Jumping Seated Senton on Robbie as he follows it up with multiple punches to Robbie’s skull! Robbie crawls over to the steel steps as he tries to use them to push himself to his feet!
Stew-O: Bank$ follows Robbie and gets himself on the other side of the Steel Steps… AND BANK$ DROPKICKS THOSE STEEL STEPS RIGHT INTO ROBBIE V! And Robbie is down on the arena floor as Bank$ takes the top half of the steel steps and it looks like he’s got some ideas…
DP: Bank$ is stalking Robbie V.. waiting for him to get to his feet.. And Robbie crawls towards the ring as Bank$ follows him! Robbie enters into the ring with Bank$ following shortly behind him with the Steel Steps and look at this! Robbie jumps up to his feet and he heads off the ropes! Bank$ swings those Steel Steps at Robbie!
ETR: But Robbie baseball slides through Bank$’ legs as he swings with the Steel Steps!! CM Bank$ turns around and Robbie V DROPKICKS THOSE STEEL STEPS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF BANK$! THAT’S GREAT AWARENESS FROM ROBBIE V THERE!!
Stew-O: Robbie grabs the ladder he brought into the ring earlier and he sets it up in the center of the ring and Robbie is making his way up the ladder, heading for that crown! Bank$ is slowly getting up to his feet as he sees Robbie scampering up the ladder and heading for that King Of Extreme Crown!!
DP: Bank$ pulls himself up to his feet as he climbs the up the ladder after Robbie.. and Robbie is trying to get that crown unhooked! Bank$ throws a punch right into the face of Robbie V! And Robbie V comes back with a fist of his own as these 2 extremists are battling it out on top of the ladder.. just INCHES beneath the crown!!
ETR: AND LOOK! CM BANK$ SPITS IN THE FACE OF ROBBIE V.. AND AS ROBBIE CLOSES HIS EYES FOR A SECOND, BANK$ LANDS A PUNCH SQUARE ACROSS THE JAW AND LOOK OUT!! ROBBIE LOSES BALANCE AND HE FALLS OFF THE LADDER!! ROBBIE CRASHES AND BURNS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Could this be?! All Bank$ has to do is unhook the Crown now! Robbie isn’t there to fight him for it as Bank$ is trying to get his hands on the crown that is BARELY reaching his fingers! Bank$ is literally INCHES away from becoming King of Extreme Answerz Wrestling as that Crown is dangling JUST out of his reach!
DP: And what is this! Robbie is down on the canvas, crawling around and trying to get up as he pushes himself up to his feet.. and he’s dazed but he knows that Bank$ is up there as he GRABS the ladder and HE PUSHES IT OVER!! BANK$ IS FALLING!! BANK$ FALLS 25 FEET DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
ETR: And Robbie is down too as he’s still dazed, but Bank$ just took a hell of a fall and neither men are in great shape! Robbie crawls his way to the side of the ring and he rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside as he grabs a chair set up at ringside! Robbie takes that chair and rolls back into the ring…
Stew-O: And Robbie takes Bank$ and he JAMS his head through the opening in that chair! Robbie drags Bank$ by his arms over toward the corner and he sits him in the corner with that chair around his neck.. and now.. Robbie runs back.. and he’s coming back toward Bank$– ROBBIE CONNECTS A DROPKICK INTO THAT CHAIR THAT’S AROUND BANK$’ NECK AS HE SITS IN THE CORNER!! THAT CHAIR CLOSES ON BANK$’ NECK!!! THAT IS SICK!!
DP: I can’t believe this! Bank$ is out cold and Robbie goes and gets one of those tables as he sets it up near the corner of the ring! I think Robbie’s looking to make 100% SURE that Bank$ is out COLD here! Robbie lifts Bank$ up to his feet and he tries to drag him over to that table!
ETR: But wait! Bank$ won’t have any of that as he won’t let Robbie drag him over there! Bank$ kicks Robbie in the gut!! AND CM BANK$ LIFTS ROBBIE UP AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT ON ROBBIE V?!?!?! CAN BANK$ HIT IT?!
Stew-O: YESSS!!!!!!! IT’S CONNECTED ON ROBBIE V!!! GO TO RETIREMENT ON ROBBIE AS HE FALLS FLAT ON THE CANVAS AND BANK$ ISN’T GOING TO GO HORSE AROUND.. HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR THE LADDER AS HE LIFTS IT AND SETS IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
DP: Robbie is squirming on the canvas after that GTR as Bank$ climbs up the ladder… Bank$ is EXHAUSTED as he’s struggling to make his way to the top of it to claim that crown… Bank$ is making progress step by step as he moves up that ladder and Robbie V is doing ALL HE CAN to get to his feet…
ETR: Bank$ is at the top now and he smiles as he reaches to claim his crown to ensure himself the title of King Of EAW! BUT WHAT?! ROBBIE PULLED HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES!! AND HE DRAGGED IN ANOTHER LADDERS AS HE SETS IT UP AGAINST THE ONE BANK$ IS ON!! WHAT IS ROBBIE DOING?!
Stew-O: ROBBIE V SPRINTS UP THE LADDER HE SET UP AGAINST THE OTHER AND JUMPS AT BANK$, GRABBING HIS HAIR AND HE DRAGS HIM INTO A BULLDOG!! ROBBIE HAS BANK$ AS BOTH MEN GO FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND OH MY GOD?!?!
DP: BOTH MEN JUST CRASHED THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS SET UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! CM BANK$ AND ROBBIE V JUST FLEW FROM THE LADDER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND DOWN THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!
ETR: Who is going to pull through?! This is pure craziness as both men are down and out! Robbie is rolling around in pain and excitement after that move… AND HOW?! WHAT?!?! ROBBIE GRABS THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE AND PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET!!!
Stew-O: AFTER THAT FALL?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?! ROBBIE IS STAGGERING AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, BANK$ IS OUT-COLD AS ROBBIE TAKES THE LADDER AND HE BEGINS HIS TRIUMPHANT CLIMB TO A POSSIBLE VICTORY!
DP: Robbie has a smile on his face as he crawls.. step by step up to the top of the ladder.. and he is struggling to get to the top but he knows he can do it.. Robbie is determined as he makes it to the top step of the ladder! And with no CM Bank$ to worry about… Robbie V reaches up… AND HE DOES IT!! ROBBIE UNHOOKS THE CROWN!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE OUR KING OF EXTREME!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Robbie V’s music plays as Crowd Erupts when he Celebrates )
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… THE LAST MAN STANDING IN THE KING OF EXREME TOURNAMENT… THE NEW KING OF EAW… ROBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…. VVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: All hail to our new King! Robbie V is the King Of Extreme and gets a well deserved shot at a World Championship at any time he feels necessary! Congratulations to this star who has just won the biggest match of his career!
Stew-O: Well I see a lot of Robbie on Dynasty.. and I know this guy has what it takes to be a great World Champion in EAW! He has the talent, the look and talking skills, this man really has it all! Congratulations on a well deserved win tonight! Interbrand Champion or not, Robbie now has a chance at any title he wants!
DP: You guys both took the words right out of my mouth.. Robbie is a great competitor and after this huge step in his career, the sky is the limit for him!
(Robbie V grabs the mic from the Ring Announcer as he climbs back up to the top of the ladder)
Robbie V: That was a great match… And now that I’m King Of Extreme.. Some people may ask… Where’s my throne? You see what I’m sitting on?.. THIS.. THIS IS MY THROWN… This is all I need.. to be KING OF EXTREME…
(Camera fades out as a Video Package of the night’s action is played over)
ETR: We had a GREAT night everybody! Great matches, great moments and it all came together for a great FPV! For Stew-O and Deadprez, I’m Edge & TNA Rocks.. Goodnight Everybody!
( EAW logo buzzes )