(EAW Intro Plays)
(Theron Nikolas is shown seated on the throne of an emperor, Answers World Championship around his waist. At either side of the throne are Cleopatra and Amber Keys.)
Voice Over: All empires share something in common: They are built on blood.
(A jump cut shows Malik Kennedy being assaulted by the DDD Task Force. This fades to DEDEDE and the Court assaulting Jason McKormick.)
Voice Over: At its peak, not even the barbarian hordes can stand against the might of a powerful,cunning empire…
(Theron is shown taking down APOCALYPSE, which then fades to Lucas Johnson breaking the ankle of Hades the Hellraiser.)
Voice Over: No matter how loud the voices of dissent, they will all fall on deaf ears…
(Mark Michaels is shown assaulting a referee. This then cuts to the Score standing up to the 1% backstage.)
Voice Over: Because at the end of the day, nothing is larger than the Empire…
(The next shot is Mr. DEDEDE brutalizing Madison Kaline, leaving her a bloody mess in the middle of the ring. The shot lingers on a close up of Mr. DEDEDE, a look of pure disdain and evil on his face.)
Voice Over: Despite this, there will always those who act as a voice of the people to counter the evil intent, even in the darkest of times.
(Cameron Ava is shown standing next to Jamie O’Hara in the center of the ring, the EAW Universe cheering wildly for them.)
Voice Over: Even if some of those heroes seem to be forged from the darkness itself.
(Darkane now appears in a dark room, his hair dangling in his face, this cuts to Hades the Hellraiser standing over Lucas, who is laying in the remains of a burning table.
Voice Over: One other thing all empire have in common, however, is the will of the people is secondary to the will of the 1% who rule.
(On the throne Theron gives a smirk as the camera cuts to black.)
Voice Over: Elite Answers Wrestling and Dynasty proudly presents: IDES OF MARCH!
(The camera opens to the announce desk with Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Talib Bari who are seated in front of a ruckus crowd as the official Ides of March theme plays throughout the arena.)
Stew-O: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Dynasty Supershow, Ides of March, where we have a hell of a show in store for you tonight!
Talib Bari: Before we get to that, though, you forgot to say it Stew, so I will! Welcome to Dynasty where we fight on Friday night!
Flannery McCoy: Tonight will indeed be special, and the opening match will be no exception, let’s hand things off to Stephie Love who is already in the ring!
(The camera pans over the large mound of dirt piled high besides the stage. The shot zooms in on the Standing headstone which reads “ Hades The Hellraiser Vs Lucas Johnson BURIED ALIVE 3/15/2019. The holds on the close up for a long moment before cutting to Stephie Love Standing in the middle of the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!!!
( “Young and bitter” by hot tag media starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Albert Hitchman, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 201 pounds, THE WRESTLING MACHINE… LLLLLLUUUCCCCCCAAAASSSSSS JJJJJOOOOOOHHHNNNNNSSSSSOOOOOONNNNN!!!
( the crowd boos as Hitchman leads Lucas out past the curtain. Lucas looks confident, a
Aside from the moment he spends staring down at the grave. He shakes it off quickly and proceeds to make his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Tonight months of bad blood come to a head! The issues between Lucas Johnson and Hades have escalated to where the only way to settle this is for one of these men to be buried under six feet of dirt inside of a cold, dark grave!
Flannery: these two have battered each other, we’ve seen them put each other through flaming tables, we’ve seen them run over each other with a motorcycle, after all that we’ve seen from them already, I think the question is what will they do to each other tonight?!
Talib: the Answer to that is anything and everything their sick and twisted minds could dream up! There are no disqualifications, no countouts, no pinfalls, and no submissions! They could damn near decapitate each other with whatever isn’t nailed down. I’ll be honest here guys, I don’t even see the point of having a referee out here, this won’t be a technical masterpiece, this will be perhaps the most brutal of back alley brawls!
( Hitchman climbs the stairs and holds the ropes open for Lucas to enter the ring. As he stands in center of the squared circle Hitchman primes Johnson’s confidence by psyching him up.)
Albert Hitchman (off mic): HE IS YOURS TONIGHT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! YOU ARE A TWO HUNDRED POUND TANK! GET OUT THERE AND RUN OVER HIM!
( Hitchman’s pep talk is suddenly cut off when “Wanted Man” by Rev Theory hits sending the crowd into a frenzy.)
Stephie: And his opponent, from Devil’s Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 325 pounds, HHHHHAAAAADDDDDEEEEEESSSSSS TTTTHHHHHEEEEE HHHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL RRRRAAAAIIIIISSSSSSSEEEERRRRR!!!
( Hades rolls out on his Harley Davidson Fat Boy, He brakes at the top of the ramp, his eyes burning at hole at Lucas. He releases the clutch allowing the bike to coast down the ramp.)
Stew-O: When you think back on everything that Lucas Johnson has put this man through, from all heinous actions the wrestling machine has committed, from the run ins during Hades’ matches, to relieving himself on the grave of Hades’ brother, to running running the man down with his own motorcycle, has Lucas Johnson literally dug his own grave?! In my opinion he has, because he has done everything humanly possible to stir up the anger of the 4th horseman! And there have not been many men who have pissed off Hades to this degree and walked away unscathed!
Talib: now just hang on a second, sure Lucas has gotten under Hades’ skin, but let’s not count out Lucas just yet! From where I’m sitting more often than not, Lucas has been one step ahead, and what’s more you have to wonder what is the condition of that bad ankle Hades is standing on?!
Flannery: whatever the condition of that ankle, Hades will not be denied his vengeance here tonight!
( Hades takes a lap around the ring before parking the bike at the foot of the entrance ramp and enters the ring.)
DING DING DING!
Stew: There’s the bell! Each man coming out of his corner with his own fighting stance, Hades has his hands up ready to strike, Lucas looking more like he wants to grapple! Hades closing the distance, OH! Lucas just whiffed on a leg kick, Johnson looking to test that bad Ankle early! Hades has that right hand cocked back as he looks for the best angle to throw one of those heavy bombs! Johnson doing his best to keep out of range, Hades pressing forward, Lucas with another leg kick, Hades checks it, BUT LUCAS SHOOTS IN FOR THE SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN!
Flannery: Good survival strategy from Lucas Johnson as tries to neutralize the height, power, and striking of Hades! Johnson driving Hades back, but inadvertently He’s has him up against the ropes which helps keep Hades standing up right! Johnson trying to take the big man down, But Hades lands a shot right to the kidneys that breaks Johnson’s grip! Lucas on his knees, HADES GRABBING HIM BY THE THROAT AND LIFTING HIM TO HIS FEET! OH WHAT AN OVERHEAD RIGHT HAND THAT PUTS LUCAS DOWN ON THE MAT!
Talib: Johnson back up quickly, Hades waiting for him and lands a bunch of unanswered left and right hooks to the ribs! Lucas whipped off the ropes, he rebounds off the farside, AND HADES CATCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE KISSER WITH THE BIG BOOT! That move nearly took Johnson’s head off! Lucas somehow, my guess is pure instinct, getting back up! Hades waiting for him and wraps his hands around Lucas’ neck!
Stew: ELEVATED DOUBLE ARM CHOKE!!! LUCAS’ AIR SUPPLY BEING CUT OFF BY THE BIG PAWS OF HADES!!l Hades now tossing Lucas down to the canvas like he was a ten pound sack of potatoes! Lucas stirring, Hades leaps… AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEART!!!
Flannery: Hades now grinding his forearm right across the face Of Johnson! This would usually draw the referee to call for a break, but as stated before the official is only there to signal for the bell once some has been buried beneath a pile of dirt in that grave! Lucas fighting out from under Hades, Johnson using the ropes to pick himself up, Hades with the Irish Whip, Lucas off the farside, AND HADES TOSSES HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!
Talib: Lucas down on the mat, Hades now with the mount and begins to unload from the top! Five, six, seven big right hands with all the weight of the 325 pounder land to the skull! Hades with a handful of hair as he drags Lucas back to his feet, Hades with the throat thrust to the windpipe! That one has Lucas trying to get some separation, but Hades swarming Johnson and is able to trap him in the corner!
Stew: Hades now teeing off with a flurry! Lucas trying to cover up but those punches are slipping through and connecting! Johnson in a daze as Hades whips him into the opposite turnbuckle! Johnson lands back first, that one was so hard the ring shook a bit! Hades charges at Lucas, AND CONNECTS WITH AN AVALANCHE! HADES USING ALL HIS WEIGHT TO CRUSH LUCAS IN THAT CORNER! Lucas stumbling forward right into the waiting Arms of Hades! SNAKE EYES! Lucas scooped up and dropped head first into the turnbuckle! Hades with the arm dragging Lucas out of the corner, he scoops Johnson up onto his shoulder, AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE RUNNING POWERSLAM!
Talib: Hades dominating here in the early going, Lucas on spaghetti legs as he uses the ropes to pull himself up! Lucas up against the ropes, And Hades lands a clothesline that send him over the top rope and down to the floor! Albert Hitchman looking concerned for his client, and is Hitchman signaling for a timeout?! THERE’S NO TIME OUTS IN WRESTLING!
Flannery: even if there were I doubt Hades would oblige such a request! Hitchman helping Lucas up to his feet, meanwhile inside the ring Hades shoots himself off the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE PLANCHA!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER ELEVATING HIMSELF OVER THE TOP AND SPLASHING DOWN ON TOP OF LUCAS JOHNSON!!! Albert Hitchman’s heart nearly stopped as he was just inches away from being caught by that one!
(A replay shows Hades’ leap over the top rope connecting head to head with Lucas on the way down.)
Stew: Lucas down on the arena floor as Hades gets back to his feet, Hades now lifting the ring skirt to find whatever weapons he can underneath the ring! Hades is done digging around, AND LOOK OUT HE’S FOUND HIMSELF A STEEL CHAIR! Lucas is still down on the arena floor, Hades stalking him with that chair in hand! Lucas now begging for mercy as he has nowhere to run! HADES NOT LISTENING AS HE RAISES THAT CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD… OH! LUCAS CUTS HIM OFF WITH A DESPERATION KICK TO THAT INJURED ANKLE! Hades still standing, Fighting through the pain as he attempts another swing with that chair, BUT LUCAS AGAIN ATTACKING THAT ANKLE AND THIS TIME HADES FALLS TO A KNEE!!!
Flannery: Hades with a pained expression painted on his face! Johnson up quickly now and snatching up that chair… AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF HADES!!! What a shot that Lucas laid on Hades! But the Hellraiser stirring already as he tries to gather himself and get back up! BUT LUCAS COMES DOWN AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR! THE BACK AND SHOULDER OF HADES TAKING THE FULL FORCE OF THAT BLOW! That one seems to have stunned Hades! He’s down on his back as Johnson stands over him and lands a third chair shot! This one landing on the chest and ribs!
Talib: Hades being worn out by Those chair shots, had these two have been closer to the grave this one might have been over by now!
Stew: I doubt that Very much! Considering everything we’ve seen Hades the Hellraiser take in his career, and his ability to absorb the punishment and still press on, I think there is still plenty of fight left in this match!
Flannery: Well maybe Lucas Johnson agrees with you Stew, because he’s got the edge of that chair lined up with Hades’ ankle! Lucas raises the chair… AND BRING THAT CHAIR DOWN ACROSS THE ALREADY INJURED APPENDAGE! LUCAS COLDLY, WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF REMORSE, LOOKED AS IF HE WAS DRIVING A SPEAR THROUGH THE HEART!!! Hades cursing in pain as Lucas looks on with satisfied grin plastered on his face! Hades trying to pick himself up, BUT CANNOT PUT ANY PRESSURE ON THAT LEG! Lucas tosses the chair but he doesn’t seem to be done inflicting punishment! What’s Johnson thinking now?!
Talib: ANKLE LOCK!!! LUCAS HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!! HADES SCREAMING IN PAIN AS LUCAS DOES FURTHER DAMAGE TO THE LIGAMENTS! HE IS OUT TO CRIPPLE HADES HERE TONIGHT!!!
Stew: HADES IN A BAD WAY HERE! THERE ARE NO SUBMISSIONS, SO EVEN IF HE WAS TO TAP OUT IT WOULD NOT BREAK THE HOLD! LUCAS LIKE A MAN POSSESSED AS HE PUTS EVEN MORE TORQUE ON THAT ANKLE!!!
Flannery: WAIT LOOK! HADES DIGGING DOWN DEEP AND TRYING TO PICK HIMSELF UP IT SEEMS! NO WAIT! HE ROLLS THROUGH! HADES ROLLING FORWARD WHICH NOT ONLY BREAKS THE HOLD BUT SEND LUCAS JOHNSON FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!
Talib: You could hear the smack of Lucas running face first into the post! The wrestling machine knocked down from that one, Hades stirring and again looks for something underneath the ring to use as a weapon! This time Hades is able to fish out… A SINGAPORE CANE! Hades using that cane to help get his vertical base under him! Hades hanging on now to the ring ropes with one hand, and that stick with the other as he sees Lucas Johnson just getting back to his feet!
Stew: MY GOD WHAT IMPACT ACROSS THE BACK OF LUCAS JOHNSON! LUCAS EYES ARE WIDE AS THE STINGING PAIN OF THAT CANE SHOT RUNS UP AND DOWN HIS BACK!!! Lucas turning around, that’s a mistake!
Flannery: OH MY! HADES LANDS AGAIN WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE ACROSS THE STOMACH OF LUCAS JOHNSON! AND NOW HADES RAINING DOWN LOKE A FLOOD WITH THAT CANE! LUCAS TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT HADES NOT CARING WHERE HE LANDS AS LONG AS IT LEAVES THOSE DEEP RED WELTS ALL ACROSS JOHNSON’S BODY!
Talib: Lucas finally able to roll away, Hades noticeable limp but he’s still chasing after him! Johnson getting his feet under him, Hades winding up, AND SWINGING FOR THE FENCES WITH THAT CANE!!! BUT IT MISSES! Lucas just able to dodge that one, Hades having to prop himself against the guard rail to keep himself upright! AND WOAH LUCAS WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HADES INTO THE FIRST ROW! Lucas picks up the Singapore cane and hops over the guardrail In pursuit of Hades! Hades on all fours as Lucas stands over him, AND JOHNSON USING THAT CANE TO CHOKE HADES!!!
Stew: HADES FACE TURNING BEET RED AS LUCAS USES EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH TO DIG THAT CANE INTO HIS THROAT! HADES NEARLY PASSED OUT NOW, AND LUCAS FINALLY RELEASING THAT CHOKE!
Flannery: Lucas examining that cane! Look at just how warped it is already from the abuse it’s suffered, as well as dealt! Hades on both knees, Johnson measuring… AND LUCAS WITH A SHOT THAT CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF THE NECK! THE SINGAPORE CANE BREAKING IN TWO FROM THE IMPACT OF THAT SHOT!
Talib: JOHNSON WATCHING WITH UTTER JOY AS HADES WRITHES IN PAIN! LUCAS WITH A STOMP THAT LANDS RIGHT ON THE FACE OF HADES! LUCAS GRABBING A HANDFUL OF HAIR AS HE DRAGS HADES UP TO HIS FEET! JOHNSON HAS HADES HOOKED… DDT ON THE CONCRETE!!! WHAT A SICKENING THUD AS HADES LANDS HEAD FIRST!
Stew: Albert Hitchman from the other side of the railing telling Lucas drag Hades towards that mound of dirt! Lucas nodding in agreement as he picks Hades up by the hair, and tosses him over the guardrail back to ringside! Lucas following after him, you get the sense that he’s feeling as confident as he can be right now! Hades slow to move, Lucas hovering over him, Hitchman yelling over this capacity crowd that he needs to finish this right now!
Flannery: Hades trying to crawl over to that motorcycle of his, OH BUT LUCAS CUTS HIM OFF WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE RIBS! THAT ONE SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT AS IT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Talib: And Lucas now with a look of disgust as he stares down at Hades! It’s almost like he feels disrespected that Hades the Hellraiser will not stay down! Lucas again looking underneath the ring… AND THIS TIME HE FINDS A TABLE! Lucas setting up that table, Hades still down on the floor, Lucas dragging him over and to his feet! LUCAS SETTING UP A SWAGER BOMB! But Hades collapses to a knee, he simply cannot put any weight on that leg! Luca not letting go and bringing Hades back up to his feet, BUT HADES SHIFTING POSITION… AND SENDS LUCAS CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!
Stew: Lucas clutching his back, I’m sure he’s just grateful that this table wasn’t on fire when he went through it! In any case, Hades bought himself some breathing room with that move! The Hellraiser now crawling, dragging himself across the floor back to his Harley Davidson!
Talib: He’s trying to run away!
Flannery: No he’s not! He’s searching inside one of those saddle bags for something! What could it be?! A STEEL CHAIN!!!
Talib: Lucas starting to stir as Hades wraps that chain around his fist! Johnson back up, although his legs look a bit wobbly! Hades using the guard rail to both pull himself up, and prop himself against! Lucas from behind closing the distance, Johnson grabbing Hades… AND HADES WITH A HAYMAKER RIGHT! LUCAS IS BUSTED OPEN!!!
( a replay shows Lucas getting nailed in the face with Hades’ steel chain wrapped fist.)
Flannery: Johnson’s eyes glazed over as blood trickles down his face! All Hades would have to do now is find a way to get Lucas over to the gravesite!
Talib: easier said than done! Hades can’t even stand on that bad leg, much less drag Lucas Johnson all the way from ringside to where that mound of dirt is!
Stew: But Look here, Hades unraveling that chain from his hand, what’s he got planned here?! He takes the chain, And begins wrapping it around Johnson’s Ankles!
Flannery: And that’s not all, he’s tying the other end of that chain to his Motorcycle! Hades making sure it’s secured on before pulling himself up and onto the bike!
(With a loud vroom the Harley Davidson starts up. Hades puts the bike in gear and slowly heads towards the gravesite with Lucas Johnson being towed behind.)
Talib: I cannot believe what I am seeing here! Lucas almost lifeless as he is dragged along the cement! Hades pulling up alongside that mound of dirt and parking that Motorcycle! You can see the fourth horseman not putting any kind of weight on his ankle as untethers the chain from around Lucas’ legs! Johnson has not moved since he got blasted with that chain, and now Hades looking to drag him up to his feet by the hair! Lucas almost defenseless as Hades-FEEL THE PAIN!!! JUMPING CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Stew: Lucas Johnson playing a bit of possum there as he suckered Hades In! Lucas now with that chain in hand, AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF HADES! HADES GASPING FOR AIR AS HE DESPERATELY TRIES TO BREAK FREE! LUCAS USING THAT STEEL NOOSE TO DRAG HADES ALONG THE CEMENT AND UP THAT MOUND OF DIRT!
Flannery: Lucas with one final tug has Hades parallel to the open grave! Johnson finally letting go of the chain, Hades face down in the dirt, Johnson could roll him in and win the match, but this has gone far beyond wins and losses at this point! This is a gutter war, and both men want to make sure that only one of them walks away tonight period!
Talib: well considering that injured ankle of Hades, I’d Lucas is the one walking away by default!
Stew: All Johnson would have to do is roll Hades into the grave and bury him, But Lucas still isn’t finished dishing out punishment as he locks in a full Nelson on the grounded Hades, and keeps it locked in as drags him up to his feet! Johnson positioning Hades just where he wants him, Lucas has him set up… SKULL CRUSHING FINALE INTO THE TOMBSTONE!!! MY GOD HADES SKULL CRACKING HEAD FIRST AGAINST THAT CONCRETE STONE WHICH IS NOW ADORNED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FOURTH HORSEMAN!!!
Talib: AND HADES THE HELLRAISER IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS! LUCAS SHOUTING AT THE MAN, BUT HE MAY NOT EVEN BE CONSCIOUS TO HEAR IT! Lucas now standing with one foot over the chest of Hades!
Flannery: Johnson motioning over to Albert Hitchman, who begins jogging his way towards his client! Hitchman now at the base of the mound of dirt, Johnson calling for him to climb up onto it!
(Hitchman somewhat reluctantly climbs up the dirt mound to stand face to face with Lucas. Confused he asks his client why he called for him.)
Lucas Johnson (off mic): Grab a shovel, when I put him in the grave we’re burying this mother fucker together!
Stew: Hitchman going and fetching a shovel, he stands on the side of that opening opposite Lucas and Hades! Johnson reaching down now to grab Had- HADES HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!!! LUCAS SQUIRMING AS HADES HAS THAT HAND CLINCHED AROUND HIS NECK! HADES NOT LETTING LUCAS GO AS HE PICKS HIMSELF BACK UP! JOHNSON HELPLESS TO GET FREE AS HADES HAS HIM IN POSITION… CHOKESLAM TO- OH NO! HADES ANKLE GAVE OUT JUST AS HE HAD LUCAS UP FOR A CHOKESLAM!
Flannery: Hades Down, Lucas back up! COQUINA CLUTCH!!! LUCAS HAS IT LOCKED IN AS HE STRADDLES OVER HADES! Hades might be fading out here, There is nowhere to go! BUT LOOK! HADES TRYING GET BACK UP! LUCAS TIGHTENING HIS GRIP! HE’S UP! I DO NIT KNOW HOW BUT HADES IS STANDING UP RIGHT AND WITH LUCAS JOHNSON ON HIS BACK!!!
Talib: EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH AND ADRENALINE THAT IS COURSING THROUGH THE BODY OF HADES ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE! LUCAS STILL HANGING ON AND REFUSING TO LET GO! Hades needs to find a way out of this! OH MY GOD!!!
( Hades leaps backwards driving both himself and Lucas Johnson down into the bottom of the grave.)
Talib: A desperation move here from Hades, I can’t see either competitor!
( the camera switches to an overhead shot to show both Lucas and Hades getting back up.)
Stew: both men inside that grave, both covered in dirt, both have been busted open! Neither one backing down as they start trading punches now! Who wants it more is the question as A shot from Lucas lands! Hades Answers back with a massive right! Another from Johnson! And the Hellraiser replying with his own! OH LUCAS WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES! Hades backed up against a wall of dirt as Lucas comes at him with a flurry of rights! Hades being pummeled here as he sinks to a knee! Lucas using his back like a stepping stool and Johnson is out of the grave!
Flannery: Lucas standing up and asking Hitchman for a shovel! Hitchman oblige- WAIT! LUCAS BEING DRAGGED BACK INTO THE GRAVE!!! HADES WITH A LOOK OF PURE FURY AS HE DRAGS LUCAS BACK IN BY HIS ANKLES! LUCAS CLAWING AND SCRATCHING TO TRY AND GET AWAY BUT IT’S NO USE! LUCAS BACK INSIDE AND HADES STARTS DROPPING BOMBS ON THE WRESTLING MACHINE!! LUCAS ON DREAM STREET AS HADES LANDS ONE SHOT AFTER ANOTHER! Lucas has a far away look in his eyes, HADES SCOOPING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER… BBBBBBRRRRRIIIIIMMMMMMSSSSSTTTTTOOOOOONNNNNEEEE PPPPPIIIIILLLLLEEEEEDDDDDRRRRIIIIVVVVEEERRRR!!!!!
Talib: LUCAS DRIVEN HEAD FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM OF THAT GRAVE! HADES NOW CRAWLING OUT! Albert Hitchman shaking in his shoes as Hades stands before him!
( Hitchman high tails it as fast as his feet can carry him.)
Stew: Hades picking up a shovel and starts pouring over the body Lucas Johnson! Johnson not moving as he is now halfway buried! Hades without rest shoveling on more and more of that dirt! One last scoop! AND THE REFEREE CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(DING DING DING!)
( “Wanted Man” by Rev Theory begins to play.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. HHHHHAAAADDDDEEEESSSSSS TTTTHHHHEEEE HHHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLRRRRAAAIIIISSSSEEEERRRRRR!!!
Stew: what a brutal match this was just to watch! I knew it would get ugly but this went beyond what I was thinking!
Flannery neither of these men will be the same after tonight, but with Lucas Johnson buried alive under that dirt, Hades has finally gotten his vengeance for months of Lucas attacking him!
Talib: I… I have no words. Someone please help Lucas out of that grave before he suffocates!
( As the production crew rushes out to restore the set, the camera cuts to a promo for the Iconic Cup, specifically featuring the Empire tag title match between the Crowe’s Nest and Fatal Destiny.)
(“Blood//Water” — grandson begins playing through the speakers. The reception of the crowd is negative as Bowie Gray makes his presence known by standing on top of the ramp. He has a cold and demented look on his face, almost like he is prepared to deliver as much punishment as possible. He stands on top of the ramp as he takes in the reception of the crowd.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team match is scheduled for ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: introducing first, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing 185 pounds, he is “The Reaper”, BOOOOOOOWWWWWIEEEEEEEE GRRRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!
Talib Bari: Bowie Gray was someone, who really never had an issue with Cameron Ella Ava or Camille Ava, but he was someone, who was inserted into this madness thanks to his partner tonight, Devan Dubian! However, you can say that things got really interesting for this newcomer! He goes from facing the ordinary talent on Dynasty to facing two Hall of Famers tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Bowie Gray with a clear mindset is something very alarming, but when he has those voices in his head controlling his movements, it could mean some trouble for Cameron Ella Ava and Jamie O’Hara. He may be a rookie in EAW’s eyes, but Bowie has managed impressed quite a few people in the back, especially, Devan Dubian! Devan Dubian has taken this young man underneath his wing, but can Bowie trust Devan?
( With Bowie Gray at the bottom of the ramp, “The Sky is a Neighborhood” — Foo Fighters replaces “Blood//Water” as the crowd reception gets more negative as Devan Dubian steps on top of the ramp. Devan has a serious and calculated look on his face as he looks around the booing crowd around him, but he could careless about them.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his partner, from Leicester, England, weighing in 230 pounds, he is “The Amazing Emir”, DEEEEEEEVVVVVAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN DUUUBBBBBBIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!
Stew-O: Speak of the devil, Devan Dubian has had his issues with the Ava Family ever since January. Especially, his issues with Cameron Ella Ava. It is quite uncertain if his loss towards “The Goddess” was what caused him to snap, but this is far from the Devan Dubian that we saw about a year ago. That Devan is long gone and he is now a man, who is more than hellbent to reach the success he once had!
Talib Bari: This Devan Dubian is scary, Flann and Stew! He does not give a damn about anyone! He’s attacked General Manager Starr Stan! He has managed to to put Cameron Ella Ava on the shelf for a month! If that is not the similar goal he has going into this match, then I am quite scared about what is going to happen here!
(With Bowie Gray and Devan Dubian already in the ring, “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” — Blue Stahli begins to replace “The Sky is a Neighborhood”. Suddenly, the crowd EXPLODES as they give a standing ovation to Cameron Ella Ava, who steps onto the ramp. She is focused on Bowie and Devan in the ring, almost like she is prepared for the battle that she is going to put herself through.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents, first, from Los Angeles, California, she is “The Goddess”, CAMMMMMEEEEERRRRRROOOOOONNNNNN ELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAVVVVVAAAAA!!
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava thought that she had passed the saga with Devan Dubian after her and Ms. Extreme defeated him and Bowie Gray in a No Disqualification Tag Team Match, but it seems like she and Jamie O’Hara are planning to put the final nail in their coffin tonight! Cameron has had her issues with Devan Dubian for three months! She had had Devan and Bowie go after Camille and Jamie and it has pissed her off. You would think that the locker room would realize that you don’t mess with Cam and her family!
Stew-O: It’s one thing to mess with Cameron Ella Ava, but when you bring her family into this mess. Well, it was nice knowing you!
(With Cameron Ella Ava at the bottom of the ramp, Bowie Gray and Devan Dubian taunt the former Openweight Champion to step into the ring, but Cameron is way too smart to fall for that trap. “Ultimate Battle” — ZENTA replaces “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” as the loud and positive reception of the crowd is maintained as Jamie O’Hara steps onto the top of the ramp. He is looking around the sea of EAW fans as he pops the collar back on his leather jacket before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing her partner, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in 190 pounds, he is “The Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling”, JAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO’HAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA!!
Talib Bari: Jamie O’Hara is kind of like Bowie Gray in a way — he didn’t have a role of the situation, but he was more than willing to insert himself in his wife’s situation to even the odds. He had watched Cameron Ella Ava and her family go through hell. Deep inside, he knew that if he was there, he could have prevented the issue from getting worse. Hell, he probably thinks he could have prevented the problem from ever occurring. Well, he’s here and he is going to make sure that Cameron never enters an unfair battle alone!
Flannery McCoy: Oh my god, he is so sweet! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
(Jamie O’Hara meets Cameron Ella Ava down the ramp as he gives her a side hug before they begin having a brief conversation as the audio fails to pick it up. Devan Dubian talks to Bowie Gray inside the ring as the two men agree before sliding underneath the bottom rope to the outside.)
Stew-O: It seems like Bowie Gray and Devan Dubian are not going to wait for the husband and wife duo to get inside the ring! They are going to bring the fight out to them! Bowie Gray goes right after Jamie O’Hara! Devan Dubian goes right after Cameron Ella Ava! There are two sets of fights occurring ringside! Each of these four wrestlers are throwing shots at one another! The bell has not rung yet and yet, these four wrestlers have gotten the crowd onto their feet! Jamie gets Bowie by his skull before throwing him against the barricade! Meanwhile, Cameron uses her shoulder to ram Devan onto the apron! Cameron takes a step aside before Jamie runs to connect with a bicycle knee strike onto the face of Devan Dubian! Devan collapses into a seated position as Jamie gets Devan up to his feet before rolling him back into the ring!
(Devan Dubian distances himself from both Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava as the official is asking if Devan feels good enough to participate in the match. Devan is insisting for the official to ring for the bell. Meanwhile, Cameron and Jamie have somehow already came to an agreement with who will start this match and it’s obviously going to be Cameron, so Jamie can be at the corner and look pretty.)
Talib Bari: Devan Dubian is gesturing for Cameron Ella Ava to fight him! The official calls for the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava has been waiting since January to get Devan Dubian in a fair fight! Devan is the big reason why Cameron had to spent a month of her run on Dynasty at home trying to recover from a concussion! Devan took away her opportunity to compete at the King of Elite Tournament! Devan snapped at Cameron after she managed to roll him up to win the match and advance to the second round! Cameron is out here to prove that Devan messed with the wrong woman! Cameron goes right after Devan Dubian with some fiery punches! Devan tries his best to hold his ground, but he finds himself stumble back as Cameron’s punches get more aggressive! Cameron eventually punches Devan back enough as he finds himself at a corner! The official pushes Cameron back as he scolds her for a moment as Cameron goes back to work on Devan, but Devan goes forward and throws Cameron at the corner before delivering some huge stomps on her stomach! Cameron is trying to hold herself to a vertical base, but Devan manages to deliver an uppercut that sends Cameron flying back into the corner! Devan gets Cameron by the right arm and tries to whip her to the other corner, but Cameron counters as Devan gets sent to the other corner! Cameron runs to connect with double knees to the corner that sends the former World Champion forward to his knees!
(Cameron Ella Ava is hyping the crowd up as they all hype up. Meanwhile, Bowie Gray is seen recovering after being thrown at the barricade by Jamie O’Hara. Bowie is slowly rising back to his feet and going back to his respective corner.)
Talib Bari: Bowie Gray finally finds himself in his team’s corner! Cameron Ella Ava exchanges a look at Bowie, but decides to resume her attention back at Devan Dubian — Devan with a chop block to Cameron’s right leg as that takes “The Goddess” to her back! Devan picks up Cameron and proceeds to throw some malicious punches directly to her skull! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS TRYING GET DEVAN’S FISTS AWAY FROM HER HEAD, BUT DEVAN MANAGES TO GET CAMERON UP DIRECTLY BY HER HAIR BEFORE THROWING HIM AT HIS CORNER WITH BOWIE GRAY WAITING AT THE APRON! DEVAN TAGS IN BOWIE INTO THE MATCH AS “THE REAPER” FINDS HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! This Bowie is a loose cannon and the last person that Cameron wants to be in the ring with besides Devan Dubian! Bowie throws some punches towards Cameron’s forehead before taking a few steps back before running and connecting with a dropkick to Cameron at the corner! Cameron collapses to a seated position at the corner! Bowie gets his boot and presses it against Cameron’s throat at the corner before holding it there for a second! Cameron is seen struggling to get the boot off her throat!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! THAT’S ENOUGH, BOWIE!
(Bowie Gray unhappily gets his boot off the former Openweight Champion. Jamie O’Hara is looking at the apron with some concern as he is trying to rally on Cameron Ella Ava to get back in this match. Devan Dubian is instructing for Bowie to continue inflicting as much punishment as possible.)
Stew-O: Bowie Gray gets Cameron Ella Ava by her arm and whips her to the set of ropes! Cameron tries to hold onto the set of ropes and prevent herself from rebounding off of them; however, Bowie goes right after Cameron with a dropkick, which almost pushes her out of the ring, but Cameron barely holds herself together! Cameron gets knocked down to one knee before Bowie gets her up by a fistful of her hair! Bowie runs to the corner as Cameron’s head crashes against the turnbuckle! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! One last time for the road as Cameron tries to turn herself around, but finds herself in one knee! Bowie quickly connects with a superkick that knocks Cameron to her back! Bowie goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava gets her right shoulder up! Bowie Gray with the first pinfall attempt of the night, but it was not enough to keep Cameron down! Bowie gets Cameron up to a vertical base before Bowie connects with a headlock as he wrenches the headlock when he gets on one knee! CAMERON IS DOING HER BEST TO PUSH BOWIE ASIDE AND BREAK HERSELF FREE FROM THE HOLD, BUT THE MORE BOWIE WRENCHES IN THE HOLD, THE MORE CAMERON SEEMS TO BE IN PAIN! CAMERON MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF AROUND, SO THAT SHE IS FACING HER CORNER! SHE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH TOWARDS JAMIE O’HARA TO TAG HIM INTO THE MATCH! JAMIE IS EXTENDING HIS ARM OUT AS FAR AS HE COULD IN ORDER TO TAG CAMERON, BUT BOWIE IS DOING A FANTASTIC JOB WITH PUSHING CAMERON AWAY WHILE MAINTAINING THE HOLD OF THE HEADLOCK! CAMERON IS NOW TRYING A DIFFERENT APPROACH WITH GETTING OUT OF THIS HEADLOCK! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE IS TRYING TO SHIFT HER BODY ENOUGH TO GET BOWIE GRAY OFF HIS FEET! CAMERON MANAGES TO PICK UP BOWIE AND GET HIM ON ONE OF HER SHOULDERS, BUT BOWIE PLACES HIS FEET BACK ON THE GROUND! CAMERON LIFTS BOWIE OFF HIS FEET AGAIN, BUT BOWIE MANAGES TO GET HIS FEET ON THE GROUND AGAIN! IT SEEMS LIKE CAMERON IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME WITH LIFTING BOWIE UP!
Talib Bari: CAMERON ELLA AVA GETS BOWIE GRAY UP IN THE AIR AND THROWS HIM BACK, BUT BOWIE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AS CAMERON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THAT AS SHE TURNS AROUND —
Stew-O: — Bowie Gray connects with a kick to Cameron Ella Ava’s stomach, but Cameron manages to catch his foot before it connects with her stomach! Bowie Gray is pleading with Cameron to let go of his right leg! Look at this sick bastard trying to reason with Cameron, but Cameron doesn’t listen as she connects with a dragon screw leg whip on “The Reaper”! Bowie is holding to his right leg in pain as this creates an opening for Cameron to tag in Jamie O’Hara into the match! Jamie steps into the ring as he looks back at Cameron, almost like he’s wondering if she’s alright, but Cameron nods as that gives him the assurance to continue with this match! JAMIE IS WAITING FOR BOWIE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE CAN BE SEE FAVORING HIS RIGHT LEG! BOWIE MAKES HIS TO HIS FEET, BUT THE RIGHT LEG WHICH CAMERON WHIP SEEMS TO STILL BE SENSITIVE TO HIM. BUT, JAMIE SEEMS LIKE HE COULD CARELESS AS HE GOES RIGHT AFTER THAT LEG WITH A CHOP BLOCK THAT SENDS BOWIE TO HIS KNEES! JAMIE STAYS ON THE OFFENSE BY CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK AS THAT SENDS BOWIE TO HIS BACK! JAMIE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Bowie Gray kicks out at two! He still finds himself in this match! Meanwhile, Devan Dubian is at his corner with a focused look on his face. I know, that we haven’t been talking about Devan for a bit, but he is still a factor in this match that could change the entire complexity of this match if he wanted too! That Bleeding Edge is nothing to take lightly! Both Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava have experienced that move as well as a Propel to Paradise which has kept them out of action for a few weeks within the last two months! By associating himself with Devan, Bowie has made himself an enemy and target for the married couple! Jamie gets Bowie back to a vertical base before whipping Bowie to one of the corners! BOWIE TRIES TO HOLD HIMSELF TIGHT TO ONE OF THE CORNERS, BUT JAMIE GOES RIGHT AFTER BOWIE WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK THAT SENDS BOWIE CRASHING TO THE CORNER! BOWIE FINDS HIMSELF STUMBLING FORWARD AS JAMIE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS BOWIE BOUNCING AGAINST THE CORNERS! JAMIE RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE ONTO THE CHIN OF BOWIE GRAY! JAMIE GETS HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE BEGINS TO FIRE AWAY WITH SOME FISTS ON THE TOP OF BOWIE’S HEAD!
Talib Bari: Devan Dubian is sliding near the corner that he sees his troubling partner, Bowie Gray and Jamie O’Hara! It seems like Devan is trying to cause some sort of distraction! He sees Bowie in trouble! He sees a perfect opportunity for Bowie to shift this match to his favor and he is going to take it! Jamie shifts his attention from Bowie to Devan! Jamie hops from the turnbuckle onto the apron that Devan Dubian is standing on at the moment! Devan is trying to back himself away from the corner, but Jamie connects with a spinning back kick to Devan’s stomach, but Bowie Gray decides to take advantage of the distraction as he connects with a baseball slide dropkick to Jamie, which sends him falling to the outside! BOWIE FOLLOWS THAT UP BY CONNECTING WITH A LOST SIGHT! THAT BEAUTIFUL APRON TOPE SUICIDA ONTO JAMIE O’HARA ON THE OUTSIDE! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN! DEVAN DUBIAN HOPS OFF THE APRON AND GOES RIGHT AFTER JAMIE BEFORE WHIPPING HIM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Stew-O: CAMERON ELLA AVA CONNECTS WITH A TOPE CON HILO ON BOTH DEVAN DUBIAN AND BOWIE GRAY! ALL FOUR COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH ARE DOWN! JAMIE O’HARA IS TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING! CAMERON IS GETTING THE CROWD HYPED UP AS HE GETS HER HUSBAND BACK TO HIS FEET AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! WE CANNOT FORGET THAT THE ONLY TWO LEGAL PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH ARE JAMIE AND BOWIE! CAMERON ROLLS BOWIE BACK INTO THE RING WITH JAMIE AS CAMERON SHIFTS HER ATTENTIONS TOWARDS DEVAN DUBIAN! DEVAN IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT CAMERON PUTS A STOP TO THAT BY DELIVERING AN AXE HANDLE AS THAT KNOCKS HIM TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS GESTURING FOR DEVAN TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNOCK BITCHES OUT! THAT FOREARM SMASH COLLIDES WITH DEVAN DUBIAN’S FACE AS THAT KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! IT SEEMS LIKE CAMERON HAS DONE HER PART WITH GETTING DEVAN DUBIAN OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile with the action inside of the ring, Jamie O’Hara and Bowie Gray are slowly rising back to their feet! Bowie goes right after Jamie, who had been throwing onto the steel steps by Devan Dubian a few moments earlier in the match! Bowie does not even wait for Jamie to get back to his feet before he runs and connects with a hurricanrana onto Jamie, that spins him around! Bowie follows that up with a double knee gutbuster as he gets Jamie for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Talib Bari: The former World Heavyweight Champion kicks out at two! Cameron Ella Ava is at her corner with a worried look on her face as she is trying to encourage Jamie O’Hara to make some sort of comeback for her team! Bowie Gray is working at this match alone with Devan Dubian being taken out of the equation for the time being! DEVAN IS TRYING TO PICK HIMSELF OUT AFTER THAT KNOCK BITCHES OUT FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA, BUT THAT FOREARM IS NO JOKE AT ALL! I THINK THAT CAMERON PUNCHES HARDER THAN JAMIE. DO NOT AT ME.
Stew-O: Devan Dubian is continuing to show some signs of life as he makes it back to his corner! It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen him in this match, but at this moment, Bowie seems to be handling himself quite well against two Hall of Famers! Bowie Gray picks up “The Ace” to a vertical base! He gets Jamie O’Hara by his right arm before Bowie connects with a springboard arm drag that takes Jamie down to the mat! Jamie is seen clutching his right arm as Bowie wants to do everything that he needs to do to stay dominating Jamie! Bowie follows up that arm drag with a dropkick as that sends Jamie to his back! Bowie picks up Jamie before connecting with a dragon suplex! HE THEN GOES RIGHT AFTER JAMIE WITH SOME SERIES OF CHAOTIC FISTS DIRECTLY TO HIS FACE! THE OFFICIAL IS NEEDING TO BACK AWAY BOWIE FROM JAMIE AS JAMIE GOES TO A CORNER AWAY FROM BOWIE IN ORDER TO RECOVER AND BUY HIMSELF TIME TO THINK ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO APPROACH THE NEXT PART OF THE MATCH! JAMIE IS TRYING TO GET HIMSELF TO A VERTICAL BASE USING THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ROPES! THE CROWD IS ROOTING IN ENCOURAGEMENT FOR HIM TO MAKE A COMEBACK IN THIS MATCH! BOWIE AND THE OFFICIAL STOP TALKING AS BOWIE LOOKS TO CONTINUE INFLICTING AS MUCH PUNISHMENT AS POSSIBLE! JAMIE IS CLUTCHING HIS RIGHT ARM AS BOWIE GETS JAMIE BY HIS RIGHT ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT ON THE ARM! JAMIE TURNS HIMSELF OVER AS HE IS CLUTCHING HIS ARM IN PAIN! BOWIE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: JAMIE O’HARA KICKS OUT AGAIN! NOTHING IS GOING TO KEEP HIM DOWN! THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT CAMERON ELLA AVA IS GOING TO LET HIM GIVE UP!
(Cameron Ella Ava begins to smack her hand against the turnbuckle as she is trying to rally on the fans to give Jamie O’Hara their encouragement for him to use as strength to get back into the match. Cameron is trying to extend her hand out for Jamie to tag, but it seems like he is too far away.)
Talib Bari: I love a supportive woman! Cameron Ella Ava is waiting for that tag, but Bowie Gray is holding Jamie O’Hara by his right foot, trying his best to pull Jamie away from his corner and more towards him and possibly the opposite corner! Jamie is trying to get himself back to his feet, but Bowie still has a good hold of Jamie’s right foot! Bowie is continuing his mission with trying to pull Jamie towards his corner and away from Cameron! JAMIE JUST CONNECTS WITH ENZIGURI AS BOWIE STUMBLES TO THE SIDE! JAMIE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A TIGER KNEE AS BOWIE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! JAMIE O’HARA IS DOWN! THIS COULD BE THE ONE OPENING THAT HE NEEDS TO TAG CAMERON ELLA AVA INTO THE MATCH! IT SEEMS LIKE BOWIE GRAY IS GOING TO USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAG IN DEVAN DUBIAN INTO THE MATCH! BOTH MEN IN THE RING ARE TRYING TO GO FOR THAT TAG! JAMIE MANAGES TO LAUNCH HIMSELF AND TAG CAMERON INTO THE MATCH! BOWIE TAGS IN DEVAN!
(The crowd erupts the moment the tags are made. Cameron Ella Ava hops inside the ring as Devan Dubian does the same thing. Both of them are throwing forearms at one another, trying to knock the other down first.)
Stew-O: Both Devan Dubian and Cameron Ella Ava are making their second appearances in this tag team match! Both are trading stiff forearms at one another, but Devan manages to connect with an uppercut that sends Cameron bouncing on the ropes! Devan gets Cameron by her right arm before whipping her towards the other set of ropes, but Cameron stops midway as she sends Devan crashing to the ropes! Cameron connects with a backflip kick on Devan as that makes him fall into a seated position! Cameron takes a few steps back before running and connecting with a bicycle knee strike of her own onto Devan’s chin! CAMERON GETS DEVAN BY HIS SKULL AS SHE DELIVERS A RUTHLESS CHOP ONTO DEVAN’S CHEST! SHE DELIVERS ANOTHER CHOP TO DEVAN’S CHEST! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! DEVAN FINDS HIMSELF BACKED INTO A CORNER AS CAMERON IS GOING INSANE WITH THESE CHOPS! DEVAN DUBIAN’S CHEST IS GETTING RED AS CAMERON BACKS HERSELF AWAY BEFORE RUNNING AND CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE ONTO DEVAN’S CHIN! HE’S HEAD GOES BACK AS CAMERON GOES UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND THROWS A FEW FISTS ON TOP OF DEVAN’S HEAD! BOWIE GRAY TRIES TO DO A SIMILAR TACTIC THAT DEVAN DID EARLIER IN THE MATCH TO HELP HIM OUT, BUT CAMERON DECIDES NOT TO FALL FOR THE TRICK AND CONNECTS WITH A REVERSE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER, BUT DEVAN DUBIAN MANAGES TO LAND IN A SEATED POSITION AS SHE SLIDES AWAY FROM CAMERON! DEVAN BEGINS TO STALK CAMERON! CAMERON IS NOT AWARE OF IT AS SHE TURNS AROUND —
Flannery McCoy: BLEEEEEEDDDDDDIIIINNNNNGGGGG EDDDDGGGGGEEEEEEEE!! The jumping cutter connects on Cameron Ella Ava! Devan Dubian had been waiting for the perfect opportunity to hit the move! Devan goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THR—
Talib Bari: JAMIE O’HARA BREAKS UP THE PIN! THIS MATCH STILL LIVES!
Stew-O: Not if Bowie Gray can do anything about it! Bowie goes right after Jamie O’Hara as he begins to throw some punches at the former World Heavyweight Champion! JAMIE IS THROWING SOME PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! THE TWO MEN ARE GOING AT IT WITH EACH OTHER! BOWIE GETS JAMIE BY HIS RIGHT ARM BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! JAMIE MANAGES TO BOUNCE OFF OF THEM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FLYING FOREARM THAT STAGGERS BOWIE BACK! JAMIE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A MAFIA KICK THAT SENDS BOWIE THROUGH THE ROPES! HOWEVER, IT SEEMS LIKE JAMIE IS NOT DONE WITH BOWIE! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A TOPE CON HILO ONTO BOWIE GRAY ON THE OUTSIDE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Meanwhile, as we shift our focus to Cameron Ella Ava and Devan Dubian in the ring, Devan manages to get a handful of Cameron’s hair as he gets her up to her feet! Cameron throws a forearm at Devan! Devan throws a forearm at Cameron! Cameron throws a forearm at Devan! Devan throws another forearm at Cameron! Cameron! Devan! Cameron! Devan! Cameron! Devan kicks Cameron in the stomach before connected with an inverted headlock backbreaker! Cameron Ella Ava is down!
(Devan Dubian is slamming his fists against the mat! As Cameron slowly tries to make it to a vertical base, Devan slowly rises back to his feet as well. Cameron turns around…)
Flannery McCoy: BLEEDING EDGE ON CAMERON ELLA AVA!
Talib Bari: No! Cameron Ella Ava is able to stumble out of the move! She saw the move coming! She was not going to make the same mistake as last time! Devan goes right at Cameron, but Cameron connects with another Knock Bitches Out! Another forearm smash as Devan Dubian stumbles back as Cameron tags in Jamie O’Hara back into the match! Jamie connects with the John Woo Dropkick to Devan’s chest as that sends him against the ropes! Devan bounces off those ropes, but Jamie connects with a superkick that staggers Devan a bit! JAMIE GETS DEVAN IN POSITION — DEATH, DECAY AND WINDY DAYS! THE SPINNING FISHERMAN’S BUSTER AS JAMIE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER ON DEVAN DUBIAN! THIS COULD BE OVER, GUYS!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: BOWIE GRAY BREAKS UP THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: CAMERON ELLA AVA IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS SHE LOOKS DOWN ON BOWIE GRAY — GLASS CEILING! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER ON “THE REAPER” AS BOWIE FLIES TO HIS BACK AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! CAMERON BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! CAMERON COLLIDES WITH BOWIE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Talib Bari: NO! BOWIE GRAY MANAGES TO CATCH CAMERON ELLA AVA FROM MID-AIR! BOWIE HAS CAMERON IN POSITION! BOWIE GETS CAMERON ON HIS SHOULDERS! IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS GOING TO GO FOR THAT DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER! CAMERON MANAGES TO SLIDE OFF HIS SHOULDERS AS SHE TAKES A FEW STEPS! CAMERON RUNS AT BOWIE! GOOOOOOODDDDDDDEEEESSSSSSSSSSS’ TOOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH! THAT RUNNING ENZIGURI ON BOWIE GRAY! BOWIE IS DOWN AS CAMERON GOES BACK TO HER CORNER! Still in the ring, Jamie O’Hara and Devan Dubian are the two legal men in this contest! Both Jamie and Devan get back to her feet! It seems like any of these men can get the upper hand in this match! DEVAN DUBIAN WITH A BLEEDING EDGE ON JAMIE O’HARA, BUT JAMIE MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY! JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A DROP TOEHOLD ON DEVAN! DEVAN BEGINS TO TRIP NEAR HIS OPPONENTS CORNER — CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH ANOTHER KNOCK BITCHES OUT! THAT BEAUTIFUL FORWARD AS DEVAN TURNS HIMSELF AROUND —
Stew-O: INNNNNNN EXXXXXCEEEEEELLLLLLLLSSSSSIIIIIISSSSSSS!! THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF DEVAN DUBIAN! DEVAN GOES BACK! JAMIE O’HARA WITH THE COVER ON DEVAN DUBIAN!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: BOWIE GRAY SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT!
Talib Bari: CAMERON ELLA AVA BLOCKING BOWIE GRAY AS HE BACKS HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE RING!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Ultimate Battle” plays through the speakers once again as Jamie O’Hara rolls off of Devan Dubian, who rolls out of the ring. Bowie Gray walks over to Devan Dubian, but doesn’t really check on him, but is just there as he watches Devan try to recover from the In Excelsis. Meanwhile in the ring, Cameron Ella Ava joins Jamie O’Hara in getting their arms raised by the official. Jamie almost has a playful smile on his face before he shrugs.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH, THE TEAM OF CAMERON ELLA AVA AND JAMIE O’HAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Stew-O: Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava stand tall at Ides of March! Even though Jamie had nothing much to gain from this match, I don’t think he would ever pass up the opportunity to team with Cameron! Both of them look amazing approaching Pain for Pride season! Who knows? We could be seeing one of these two winning the Grand Rampage match? :eyes:
Flannery McCoy: Devan Dubian and Bowie Gray entered the match with a game plan. They thought they could manage to assault the husband/wife duo before the match even began, but Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava saw that coming and were more than ready for it! It’s a tough break for Devan and Bowie, but both of them are very talented and will no doubt bounce back from this loss!
(Bowie Gray tries to help his “teacher” Devan Dubian up back on his feet, but Devan keeps collapsing to his knee, still showing some signs from the In Excelsis, but he’ll be alright. Meanwhile in the ring, Cameron Ella Ava raises her husband’s hand as she points at him as the crowd applauds him, but Jamie raises Cameron’s hand and points at her as the crowd applauds her as well. Gotta love a modest couple. The last glimpse is the married couple celebrating in the ring.)
(Backstage we see Michael Belfort standing in front of the door of EAW Openweight Champion, TLA.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me, I’m here to get a special word with Openweight champion TLA before his defense in a few moments…
(Michael knocks on the door which swings open as if it weren’t fully closed. Inside the room, which is dimly lit, we see TLA seated on a couch, his back to the camera. As michael slowly enters the room, he cautiously raises the microphone to speak.)
Michael Belfort: TLA…I was wondering if I could get a word…?
(He is stopped in his tracks as TLA raises his hand and slightly turns his head toward the camera.)
TLA: Ain’t no time for talking, holmes, I’m embracing the darkness…Erebus is the final challenge before the power within my Openweight title unlocks and I can challenge for a world title! That’s one step closer to my ultimate goal of not only opening a Poon Palace on the moon, but also bringing a World title to President Tupac! I have to be completely focused…adios!
(Michael Belfort looks at TLA, blinking blankly, then exits the room. As he does, Beulah McGillislutty’s head pops up in front of TLA.
Beulah McGillislutty: Who was that?
(TLA pushes her down by the top of her head.)
TLA: Ain’t no difference, mami, keep going, I’m up next!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And is for the Openweight Championship!
“Nightmare” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over the speakers and Erebus Jennings emerges from the back, cloaked in a black trench coat. He slowly plods his way down the ramp, stopping at the foot of the ramp and raising his finger in the air as his pet crow Nightmare flies down from the rafters and swiftly lands on the side of his finger.
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger from parts unknown weighing in at 6’2” 240 pounds… he is the Forthcoming of Darkness…………. EREEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIINGSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: You know shits going down when Erebus’ crow makes an appearance!
Stew: I don’t doubt that but I hope there’s a birdcage around here somewhere, I don’t want to get crapped on.
(Erebus sets the crow on the corner of the Spanish announce desk and rolls into the ring.)
Talib: Better them than us.
“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac plays over the speakers and the crowd comes unglued. TLA with a spring in his step emerges from the back accompanied by Steroid Dawg who is wearing a chained leash. TLA grins and jogs towards the rin–
Stew: OH GOD.
Talib: HE’S ON THE LOOSE! TLA HAS LOST HIS GRIP AND STEROID DAWG IS MAKING A B-LINE FOR NIGHTMARE! LOOK OUT STEW!
(TLA is seen chasing after Steroid Dawg who reaches ringside in a heartbeat and jumps up on the announce table as the crow waves its feathers and tries to escape.)
Flannery: LOOK AWAY FOLKS!
Talib: DAMN! PETA IS GONNA BE ON OUR ASSES! IS THAT A BLACK FEATHER IN HIS MOUTH?!
Stew: EREBUS IS INCENSED! AND… TLA IS CRACKING UP?! HE JUST SHRUGS AT EREBUS!
Talib: YOOOOOOOO I GOT A FEATHER! MAN THIS THING IS CREEPY YET COOL AS HELL!
Stew: NOBODY CARES! THIS HAS ALREADY GOTTEN PERSONAL AND THE MATCH HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET! EREBUS CHASES AFTER TLA WHO HOPS UP ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! LOU THESZ PRESS ONTO EREBUS! BY STEROID DAWG?! HE’S GOING TO BITE EREBUS’ FACE OFF!
Talib: You say that like it’s a bad thing.
(TLA grabs the leash of Steroid Dawg, pulling him off of Erebus and ties him to the post.)
TLA: Good boy!
TLA hands the Openweight Championship to Stephie Love and rolls into the ring where Erebus is regrouping.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: The referee calls for the bell and you have to wonder the psychological effects this may have on Erebus going forward.
Talib: He can find another crow in a barren parking lot of a plaza anytime he wants.
Stew: Erebus bolts towards TLA, usually this man is very methodical in his approach but not this time! TLA somersaults forward under an attempted clothesline by Erebus. TLA props himself up on the top rope, laying down with his feet up, daring Erebus.
Talib: Erebus follows suit and charges towards the corner, but TLA rolls back and onto the apron. He uses the ropes to aid a sharp kick to the temple of Erebus! He staggers back! TLA looks back at the crowd and hops up and down on the apron, SPRINGBOARD!!!
Stew: POWERSLAM! EREBUS JUST CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR, A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER! If Erebus can neutralize TLA’s aerial attack, then he’ll be one step closer to picking up the victory. Erebus mounts TLA and soon rains down a barrage of rights and lefts, to which TLA is attempting to block.
Talib: To no avail! TLA looks like he’s on dream street as Erebus picks him up. OH SHIT! WHAT AN UPPERCUT FROM EREBUS! THAT JUST TATTOOED TLA! Erebus attempts another uppercut but is met with a drop toe hold which lands him on the second rope! Do you know what this could mean?!
Flannery: TLA SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND SPEEDS TOWARDS EREBUS, HE SHOOTS HIS LEGS AROUND! 30–
Talib: EREBUS CATCHES TLA’S LEGS! HE DRAGS HIM INTO THE RING NOW, STEPPING THROUGH! DARKNESS’ WRATH! NO! A QUICK SMALL PACKAGE FROM TLA!
Stew: Erebus powers out! TLA more than anything was looking to catch Erebus by surprise! Erebus plants a foot into the stomach of TLA but TLA catches it with esae, he steps over and drills Erebus with a spinning heel kick! That knocks Erebus back into the ropes! TLA zooms towards Erebus! Back body drop to the outside! TLA goes airborne and hits the mat with a hard landing! Erebus quickly grabs the top rope and catapults himself out of the ring and lands on TLA who barely got back to his feet!
Talib: Erebus has a different look in his eye tonight!
Stew: Erebus slowly picks TLA up and drives a knee into his midsection! He then grabs his arm and whips him into the steel steps! NO! TLA leapfrogs over the steel steps and hops up on the barricade, he quickly tiptoes around the top of the barricade and flips forward landing on Erebus!!!
Talib: TLA is flying tonight! Erebus is slowly making his feet but TLA DARTS TOWARDS HIM! ZIG-ZAG! ONTO THE CORNER OF THE STEEL STEPS! THAT WAS A BRUTAL LANDING! EREBUS IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND ROLLING AROUND IN AGONY! The refs count has reached seven!
Stew: BUT TLA MANAGES TO ROLL EREBUS AND HIMSELF IN JUST BEFORE THE TEN COUNT! I still can’t get over that zigzag Talib, and it appears that Erebus is bleeding from the back of his head! TLA quickly lands a basement dropkick which sends Erebus onto his back! TLA then stops at the side of Erebus! Standing moonsault connects with the pin!
Talib: EREBUS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery: TLA yanks Erebus up by the hair and connects with a series of blazing fast striking combos eventually capping it off with a stiff spin kick to the abdomen! TLA bounces back off the ropes and is met with an inverted atomic drop from Erebus! TLA bounces sky high in the air as a result and Erebus wastes no time and nearly decapitates TLA with a discus clothesline! The Openweight Champion is in trouble here! Erebus wastes no time, scooping TLA up on his shoulders! He aims him like a dart towards the furthest turnbuckle but TLA slips seemingly unnoticed off the shoulders of Erebus!
Talib: DAYUM! TLA JUST DROPPED EREBUS ON HIS HEAD WITH A RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX! EREBUS IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE MAT! TLA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS OF EREBUS! AR15!!! THE LASSO FROM EL PASO! HE’S GOT IT CINCHED IN BUT EREBUS QUICKLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE AS HE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO IT! TLA lets go and Erebus slides under the bottom rope, clutching the legs of TLA and pulling him under to the outside!
Stew: BUT TLA FIGHTS BACK! HE ROCKS EREBUS WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT AND ANOTHER! ONE MORE! HE THEN GRABS THE HEAD OF EREBUS AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE ANNOUNCE DESK! EREBUS DROPS TO A KNEE! TLA BACKS UP AND SHOOTS FORWARD! BACK BODY DROP BY A EREBUS ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET AND I DON’T THINK EREBUS REALIZES IT! EREBUS SLOWLY TURNS AROUND! SUICIDE DIVE BY TLA OFF THE—
Stew: OH NO! A SICKENING SITOUT SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE MAT! DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD?! EREBUS JUST CAUGHT TLA IN MID-AIR FOR THE SECOND TIME!
Talib: Steroid Dawg is barking away at Erebus, he’s worried for his master, TLA! Erebus rolls TLA back into the ring and quickly hooks the legs!
Flannery: KICKOUT! THE RESILIENCE OF TLA IS ON FULL DISPLAY HERE! Erebus drags TLA up and he’s on spaghetti legs! Erebus connects with a snap suplex that sends TLA across the ring! The crowd is trying to will TLA on!
Crowd: TLA! TLA! TLA!
Talib: Erebus pays no mind to the crowd, he’s stalking TLA as he finally reaches his feet! TLA turns around! SPINNING FOREARM SMAS–
Stew: IS COUNTERED! CROSSED PATHS! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER SUBMISSION! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN BUT AGAIN, THEY’RE BOTH NEAR THE ROPES AND EREBUS MANAGES TO LIFT HIS LEG AND PLACE IT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! TLA shakes his head, he’s gotta be frustrated but he’s gotta keep his composure!
Talib: It seems like every time TLA has had an opportunity to put this match away, Erebus has had lady luck on his side. TLA backs up Erebus in the corner and slices him with an knife edge chop! He follows the chop with A Very Mexican Uppercut! Erebus quickly grabs the throat of TLA and throws him in the corner now! Knife edge chop! Make that two! Erebus backs up slowly and thrusts himself forward! STINGER SPLASH!
Stew: MISSES! EREBUS GOES CRASHING INTO THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! EREBUS RECOILS INTO TLA’S GRASP! ANOTHER TIGER SUPLEX PLANTS EREBUS! TLA WASTES NO TIME AND SPRINTS UP THE TURNBUCKLE! HE LEAPS SKY HIGH IN THE AIR! 420! 420! SHOOTING STAR PRESS LANDS WITH PERFECTION ONTO THE SMALL OF EREBUS’ BACK! TLA HOLDS HIS RIBS BUT STILL MANAGES TO ROLL EREBUS OVER! THE PIN!
Stew and Talib: KICKOUT!
Talib: THIS EREBUS GUY..
Stew: TLA IS HEADING RIGHT BACK UP THAT TURNBUCKLE! HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS! HE TURNS HIS BACK TO EREBUS WHO IS GETTING BACK UP GINGERLY! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRNOUTTTTTTT!!! OH NO! OH MY GOD!
Talib: EREBUS JUST CAUGHT HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL! THE TIMING HAD TO BE JUST PERFECT AND IT WAS! TLA IS OUT! HE’S A GONNER! EREBUS DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!
Stew: THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!
Talib: BUT IT ISN’T! TLA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! EREBUS’ EYES WIDEN! HIS FACE PAINT IS PATCHY, HIS BIRD IS DEAD… WHAT ELSE CAN GO ON?! HE LOOKS AT THE REF INCREDULOUSLY! EREBUS PULLS TLA UP BUT TLA QUICKLY SWEEPS THE HANDS OUT FROM UNDER EREBUS! STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!
Flannery: EREBUS TWIRLS DOWN AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES! SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!! BAM! RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF EREBUS WHO COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! TLA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS OF EREBUS! HE TURNS HIM A BIT! AR15!!! AND THIS TIME ITS DEAD CENTER IN THE RING! EREBUS HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HIS FACE IS WRITHING WITH AGONY AS HE LOOKS AROUND FOR THE ROPES! TLA IS YANKING BACK AS HARD AS HE CAN! EREBUS IS TURNING INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL!
TLA: TAP YOU FREAKY HOMBRE! MCGILLISLUTTY DOESN’T LIKE TO WAIT!
Talib: IF SHE IMPATIENT IMMA BRB, THE POON PALACE AWAITS!
Stew: NOT SO FAST PARTNER! YOU STAY RIGHT HERE! EREBUS IS SLOWLY INCHING TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE’S TRYING TO PIVOT HIS BODY SO THAT HE CAN PUSH OFF FROM HIS BACK BUT TLA WILL NOT LET GO! BUT HE HAS TO! EREBUS HAS FOUND THE ROPES!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Talib: TLA LETS GO RELUCTANTLY! BUT NOT FOR LONG! HE TRIES TO QUICKLY LOCK THE AR15 IN AGAIN BUT EREBUS FIGHTS IT OFF WITH HIS FEET AND PUSHES TLA ONTO HIS KNEES! OH WAIT! LOOK OUT! EREBUS FROM BEHIND! PITCH BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: TLA SAYS NO! HE ROTATES HIS BODY INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX POSITION AND ATTEMPTS TO LIFT UP EREBUS BUT THE MAN OF DARKNESS DRIVES REPEATED ELBOWS INTO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD! TLA DROPS DOWN FOR A MOMENT BUT QUICKLY RISES UP! SWAG SHOT! WHAT A PIMP SLAP! THAT JUST KNOCKED THE TASTE OUT OF EREBUS’ MOUTH!
Talib: Who knows where that’s been.
Flannery: EREBUS RETALIATES WITH A WILD RIGHT HAND BUT TLA DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH THE CARTEL KICK! NO! EREBUS SIDE STEPS THAT! TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET ACROBATICALLY BUT IS SOON SPIKED DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL FLOAT OVER DDT! TLA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AND NOW HE’S FLAT ON HIS BACK! EREBUS SWIFTLY GRABS THE LEGS OF TLA AND STEPS THROUGH! DARKNESS’ WRATH! A PAINFUL LOOKING SCORPION DEATHLOCK! TLA IS POUNDING THE MAT IN PAIN!
Talib: AND HE’S MILES AWAY FROM THE ROPES! NOT A GOOD SPOT TO BE IN! TLA’S BACK HAS GOT TO BE IN PURE AGONY!
Referee: WHAT DO YOU SAY TLA?
Stew: BUT TLA DOESN’T RESPOND, HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD NO, AS IF THE PAIN IS SO EXCRUCIATING THAT HE CAN’T FORCE A RESPONSE OUT! THE CROWD IS CHEERING ON THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION! TLA IS CHURNING FORWARD EVER SO SLIGHTLY BUT EREBUS HAS THE GRIP OF A VISE! THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR TLA! HE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE TO TAP, TALIB!
Talib: I THINK HE JUST.. WOW! LOOK AT THIS! TLA HIS HOLDING HIS WRIST WITH HIS OTHER HAND TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM TAPPING! TLA BELTS OUT A PRIMAL SCREAM AND BALLS HIS FISTS! HE SCOOTS FORWARD, NOW FINGERTIPS AWAY! WAIT…WHAT IS HE DOING?! HE’S REACHING INTO HIS TIGHTS! BRASS KNUCKLES MAYBE? THAT’LL DO HIM NO GOOD!
Stew: WHAT THE HELL?! HE’S GOT A GLITTERY FINGERNAIL! HE’S USING IT TO EXTEND HIS REACH! I THINK THAT’S ONE OF MICHELLE’S OR GLORIA’S GEL NAIL EXTENSIONS! HE’S TOUCHING THE ROPES WITH IT! WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT’S BEEN!
Talib: OBVIOUSLY IN TLA’S JUNK!
Stew: THE REF IS BEGINNING THE COUNT ON EREBUS!
Talib: Erebus lets go of the hold! While TLA lays motionless! EREBUS RIPS THE NAIL FROM TLA’S GRASP, HE PROBABLY THINKS IT’S A GUITAR PICK, THE IDIOT!
(Erebus stares blankly at the nail and cocks his head to the side, raising it to his nose.)
Stew: GROSS! HE JUST.. DID HE JUST SNIFF IT? WAIT! DROPKICK BY TLA! THE NAIL GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE! DOWN GOES EREBUS! HOWEVER, EREBUS IS BACK UP IN A FLASH BUT QUICKLY SPUN AROUND WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS! THAT SENDS HIM ONTO THE SECOND ROPE! TLA NOTICES THIS AND POINTS TO EREBUS! JESUS TLA IS SO QUICK! 3 – 0 – 5! EREBUS FALLS BACK ON HIS ASS!
Talib: TLA IS STILL ON THE APRON, HE LEAPS FORWARD, SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO THE SAT UP EREBUS! TLA QUICKLY GOES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! HE LOOKS AT THE CROWD AND LUNGES UP OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD SPLAS—
Stew: HOLY CROW! PUN INTENDED! THE WHOLE RING JUST SHOOK! GATES OF TARTAAAAAAARUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THAT BLACK HOLE SLAM WAS JUST DEVASTATING! TLA GOT CAUGHT YET AGAIN! EREBUS SURE DID HIS SCOUTING!!! WE COULD HAVE A NEW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Talib: WE HAVE A NEW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Flannery: NO WE DON’T! TLA SOMEHOW SOMEWAY GETS A SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! THE CROWD ROARS IN APPROVAL! THE SWEAT IS BEAMING ON EREBUS’ HEAD, HE’S HUFFING AND PUFFING, HE’S EXHAUSTED BUT HE MUST CONTINUE ON! EREBUS LOOKS AT THE OPENWEIGHT TITLE AT RINGSIDE AND BACK AT TLA, HE LIFTS TLA UP STEADILY FROM BEHIND, HE PULLS HIM IN! PITCHHHHHHH—
Talib: CARTEL KICK OUTTA NOWHERE! THAT JUST SENT EREBUS FOR A LOOP! HE’S WOOZY STEW! TLA DASHES TOWARDS EREBUS BUT IS MET WITH ANOTHER BACK BOD– NO! TLA COUNTERS AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! EREBUS’ MOMENTUM CARRIES HIM INTO A SITTING POSITION BUT HE’S OUT COLD! TLA WITH A QUICK SPIN KICK TO THE BACK OF EREBUS HEAD, WHERE EARLIER IF YOU REMEMBER TALIB, HE HIT THE CORNER OF THOSE STEEL STEPS HARD! EREBUS CRUMBLES TO HIS SIDE!
Stew: TLA IS AIMING TO END IT RIGHT HERE! HE CLIMBS UP THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE! HE NODS TO THE THOUSANDS OF FANS IN ATTENDANCE! HE LEAPS … BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Talib: BUT EREBUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! WHAT A CRASH LANDING!
Stew: This could be the opening Erebus is looking for! Erebus pulls TLA in! PITCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: THE COVER!
Talib: TLA SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT!!!!!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EREBUS MUST BE GOING CRAZY AS WELL!
Stew: Erebus stares daggers into the eyes of TLA and lifts him up by the throat! What’s he doing here?! CHOKEEEEEESLAMMMMMM!?!?! WAIT JUST A MINUTE! TLA SLIPS OUT OF THE GRASP AND DRIVES REPEATED FOREARMS INTO THE FACE OF EREBUS! ONE AFTER ANOTHER BUT EREBUS SLAMS A KNEE INTO THE STOMACH OF TLA! AND CLUBS HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM FOR GOOD MEASURE! TLA SHOOTS UP AND SWAG SHOTS HIM AGAIN! EREBUS REPLIES WITH A BACK ELBOW! TLA WITH A NIMBLE DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! TLA FLIPS BACKWARD! CARTEL KICK DRIVES EREBUS INTO THE MAT! TLA BRINGS EREBUS TO HIS KNEES! WHAT COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR HERE?!
Talib: HE’S GONNA FINISH THIS! MEXXXXXXXXXXXXXICAN DESSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRO-
Flannery: EREBUS COUNTERS! ALABAMA SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DESPERATION MOVE TO COUNTER THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! EREBUS FALLS BACK DOWN IN EXHAUSTION BUT I THINK HE REALIZES HOW CLOSE HE IS! HE CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPES AN ARM OV–
Talib: POSSUM! TLA’S PLAYING POSSUM! CROSSED PATHS! BUT EREBUS IS CLASPING HIS HANDS TOGETHER TO PREVENT THE ARM FROM BEING EXTENDED! SMART MOVE BY EREBUS, BUT TLA IS LIKE A PITBULL, HE’S TENACIOUS! EREBUS MANEUVERS HIS BODY AND IS DEADLIFTING TLA! WHAT STRENGTH! HE CHARGES FORWARD! BUCKLE BOMB! TLA’S BODY FLAILS FORWARD! BIG BOOT BY EREBUS! DOWN GOES TLA! EREBUS GRABS TLA AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Flannery: TLA STOPS HIS OWN MOMENTUM BY GRABBING THE ROPES! HE HOPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND MOONSAULTS BACK ONTO EREBUS!!!!!!!!! THEY BOTH LAY MOTIONLESS!
Talib: You gotta love it! Two hard-nosed dudes doing whatever it takes to obtain one of the biggest prizes in this company! TLA is stirring now and looking around and then over at the fallen Erebus. TLA kips up and Erebus slowly sits up holding the back of his head where the wound is! TLA speeds and slides under Erebus! TIGER SUPLEX! NO! EREBUS DRIVES A BACK ELBOW INTO THE TEMPLE OF TLA WHO TRIES TO SHAKE OUT THE COBWEBS! TLA COMES BACK WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT BUT EREBUS SNATCHES HIS ARM AND BRINGS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPL—
Stew: IS COUNTERED BY A QUICK ARM DRAG BY TLA! THAT SENDS EREBUS ACROSS THE RING! TLA BOLTS TOWARDS EREBUS BUT HE USES TLA’S MOMENTUM TO THROW HIM OVER THE ROPES! TLA HANGS ON! EREBUS DOESN’T REALIZE IT THOUGH! TLA IS PERCHED ATOP THE TURNBUCKLE! EREBUS FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES COINCIDENTLY AND TLA DROPS DOWN ON HIS FAMILY JEWELS! EREBUS TURNS HIS HEAD AND REALIZES WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED! HE APPROACHES THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBING ON THE SECOND ROPE! NOW HE’S REACHED THE TOP WITH TLA, THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD!
Talib: YEAH TLA IS IN NO MAN’S LAND! EREBUS HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF TLA! I THINK HE’S GOING FOR A BELLY TO BELL—–
Stew: BUT TLA FLIPS FORWARD! MEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIICANNNNNNNNNNNNNN DESTROYERRRRRRRRRRRRRR FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN EREBUS’ NECK!
Talib: I DON’T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT THAT REPLAY! THE CROWD IS CHANTING HOLY SHIT AND NEVER HAS THAT BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE! EREBUS IS DEAD! HE’S GOTTA BE! TLA FLIPS HIS LIMP BODY OVER AND PINS!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac replays over the arena as the crowd goes bonkers. TLA slowly gets to his feet and steps through the ropes to the outside, embracing Steroid Dawg and grabbing his Openweight Championship before raising it up in the air.)
Stephie Love: YOUR WINNNNNNNNNNNNER AND SSSSSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION… T-L-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: HE’S DONE IT! HE’S DONE IT! HE CAN NOW CHALLENGE FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Talib: I don’t believe it! I thought Erebus was going to win—
Stew: You must have forgotten the fact that you trashed him all match long?
Talib: Yeah so what? He made me a believer Stew!
Flannery: Nevertheless, congratulations to TLA on a hard fought victory!
(Michelle and Gloria scamper down the rampway in high heels to celebrate with TLA as we go to commercial break.)
(Commercial plays for a special EAW Rock Band Charity event, hosted by Miley Cyrus, Live on the EAW Network.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“I Want it All” by Queen hits as Ryan Wilson and Shaker Jones come out to the stage confidently)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…at a combined weight of 450 pounds! Representing THE SCORE..SHAKER JONES AND RYAN WILSON!!!!
Flannery: Power hungry and here to fight The Score aren’t here put up a good effort and lose their here to win and nothing will break their spirits.
Talib: Not aided by their other partner Jason McKormick I’m not sure they’ll win but sure they’ll put up a good fight.
(The Score enter the ring as “I Want it All” dies down and is replaced by “Woo” by Rihanna and The Queen’s Court come out to dying cheers)
Stephie Love: And their opponents…at a combined weight of 286 pounds..The team of AMBER KEYS AND CLEOPATRA..THE QUEEN’S COURT!
Stew-O: Although many pounds less than The Score that hasn’t stopped The Queen’s Court from defying the odds every single night!
Talib: Oh stop being such a suck up.
Stew-O: Weren’t you on their side a few minutes ago..
Talib: Yeah sure
(As the commentators argue The Queen’s Court make it to their corner signaling for the bell)
(DING DING DING!)
Flannery: Anyways…Ryan Wilson and Amber Keys start off this match, Ryan offers to lock up…AMBER WITH A KICK TO THE LEG, Ryan moves over to his corner BUT AMBER KEYS GRABS AROUND THE NECK AND PULLS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A HEADLOCK! Shaker is trying to reach out but to no avail as Ryan tries to move to the ropes…Ryan trying to pull himself up, a elbow to the gut by Ryan Wilson. Amber Keys sent running the ropes…AMBER WITH A FLYING HEEL KICK SENDING RYAN WILSON TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF HIS PARTNER! Cleo grabs Ryan Wilson around the arms but Ryan pushes away and runs to Amber…CALF KICK from Ryan as he moves over to his corner…TAG MADE, Shaker Jones in the match as he walks over and pulls Amber Keys to her feet…AMBER TURNS IT AROUND AND PUSHES HIM TO HER CORNER…TAG FROM CLEOPATRA, irish whip from Amber…CLOTHESLI-NO SHAKER IS STILL UP, Shaker moving to the ropes…DOUBLE SPEAR BY THE QUEEN’S COURT, COVER!
Talib: Shaker kicks out at the count of one and reaches out to Ryan but Cleo with a chop to the back of Shaker Jones’ neck leaving quite a mark. Cleopatra running to the ropes…KICK-NO SHAKER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY PUSHING CLEO TO THE CORNER…CLOTHESLINE BY SHAKER! Cleo still standing holding on to the ropes trying to reach the corner but Shaker Jones grabs her and PULLS HER DOWN! Amber trying to get into the ring but the ref is holding her back refusing to let her in! Shaker Jones with a few well coordinated shots to the head of Cleopatra as the ref focuses his attention back to the match. Shaker throwing Cleo to his corner but Cleo reverses and irish whips Shaker to her corner…tag made, Queen’s Court bringing Shaker Jones to the middle of the ring looking for a double DDT…IT CONNECTS! Ryan with a concerned look on his face still trying to reach out to Shaker but Shaker Jones pulled down by Amber Keys as she hooks the leg..
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Shaker as he once again reaches out to his corner but he’s too far! Amber brings Shaker up, CLEOPATRA DISTRACTING THE REF- AMBER’S RAKING THE EYES OF SHAKER JONES BUT SHAKER PUSHES AWAY LEAP OF FAITH…TAG MADE RYAN WILSON IN THE MATCH! AMBER ATTEMPTS A SWING AT RYAN BUT RYAN BLOCKS IT, AMBER MOVES AWAY AND RUNS TOWARDS HIM…HIGH KICK TO THE HEAD! RYAN JUMPS OVER THE ROPES, LARIAT TO AMBER KEYS BUT HE’S STILL RUNNING…LIONSAULT! RYAN WITH THE COVER, ROPE BREAK BY AMBER! Amber rolls out of the ring…RYAN RUNNING TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE…SUICIDE- NO AMBER WITH A FLYING HEEL KICK, CONNECTING WITH RYAN WILSON’S HEAD! Shaker jumping off the apron to assist Ryan- BUT LOOK! CLEO ON THE TOP ROPE POISED TO STRIKE…CROSSBODY! KNOCKING EVERYONE OFF THEIR FEET! Cleopatra bringing Amber and Ryan up and throwing them both into the ring…AMBER WITH THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: KICK OUT! Amber is stunned but that doesn’t leave her hanging as she brings Ryan up- RYAN WITH A PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF AMBER KEYS, Amber knocked over to Ryan’s corner…TAG TO SHAKER! Shaker throwing Amber Keys to the ground as both men go to the top rope, oh gawd…TIDAL WAVE THE DIVING LEG DROP AND SPLASH COMBINATION CONNECTS ON AMBER! Shaker goes for the pin- What? The ref is arguing with Cleopatra over there…Ryan going to ringside and going over..RYAN WILSON PULLING CLEOPATRA OFF THE APRON…RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Shaker is looking perplex-AMBER! AMBER KEYS WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE!
Flannery: EARLY KICKOUT BUT-AMBER ALERT TO SHAKER JONES! THE SPEAR BORES SHAKER JONES TO THE GROUND…COV-NO RYAN BACK INTO THE RING BREAKING THE PIN BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED! Amber quickly getting up..OUCH RAPID CHOPS TO RYAN WILSON BY AMBER KEYS…SHAKER PULLING AMBER AWAY AND PULLS HER IN FOR… THE ROCKNROLLA! THE LIFTING SPINNING DDT! COVER! RYAN ON GUARD!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: CLEOPATRA PULLING SHAKER JONES OUT OF THE RING AS RYAN WILSON FOLLOWS CHASING AFTER CLEOPATRA! RYAN GRABBING CLEOPATRA AGAIN…CLEOPATRA THROWS RYAN OVER HER HEAD YIKES! BUT RYAN WILSON PULLS HIMSELF UP AND TURNS AROUND, SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE CONCRETE! Shaker Jones watches o-AMBER KEYS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! AMBER KEYS RUNNING OVER TO ATTACK RYAN WILSON THE REF IS CONFUSED! Cleopatra pulling herself up and grabbing a water bottle from a fan at ringside and pours it on her head.
Stew-O The disrespect…SHAKER HOLY SHIT CLOTHESLINE CLEOPATRA OVER THE BARRICADE SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE! AMBER TURNS AROUND BUT IS MET WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG FRONT-DROPKICK, A GIVE ‘EM THE BOOT BY SHAKER JONES! The Score running into the ring trying to catch a break as both members of The Queen’s Court are down on the outside. Amber Keys rolling into the ring but both The Score double team trying to push her back to the outside, the ref is absolutely confused at the moment and isn’t bothered to do anything about this madness.
Talib: The Score still eyeing Amber Keys as she slowly gets to her feet…CLEOPATRA’S BACK AS SHE ATTACKS SHAKER FIRST AND GOES AFTER RYAN NEXT, CLEO BY HERSELF IS FIGHTING THE SCORE! AMBER JOINS IN AND ATTACKS RYAN AS CLEO ATTACKS SHAKER, BOTH BACKED INTO A CORNER! AMBER..UPPERCUT TO RYAN WILSON! BUT SHAKER JONES PUSHES CLEOPATRA AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANY DAMAGE! AMBER GOES AFTER SHAKER BUT IS MET BY A BIG BOOT! CLEO TRIES TO ATTACK FROM BEHIND BUT SHAKER TURNS AROUND…DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! SHAKER AND AMBER THE LEGAL WRESTLERS IN THE MATCH START ATTACKING EACH OTHER AS RYAN WILSON IS PUSHED OUT OF THE RING BY CLEOPATRA! CLEO RUNNING TOWARDS SHAKER BUT IS QUICKLY THROWN OUT OF THE RING! AMBER TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT BY LAYING DOWN PUNCHES ON SHAKER JONES! Shaker yet again using the size advantage pushing away Amber Keys…AMBER RUNNING FOR AMBER ALERT..HOLY SHAKER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND PUSHES AMBER KEYS INTO THE RINGPOST! Amber stays there for a bit…HOLY SHIT SHAKER KICKS AMBER THROWING HER OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Ok we better stop saying shit or the feds might come after us for scarring a little child more than we plan.
Talib: Shit…alright then.
Flannery: Shaker has all the confidence in the world facing The Queen’s Court as he toys around with Amber Keys on the outside, Ryan Wilson laughing off as Cleopatra jumps off the apron to help her partner, Cleo running over..ATTACKING SHAKER AS HE ATTEMPTS TO FEND HER OFF…AMBER IS UP…AMBER ALER- SHAKER JONES DUCKS UNDER AND THE SPEAR CONNECTS WITH CLEOPATRA, Cleo falls to the ground and rolls over close to the barricade as Shaker brings Amber up…BODYSLAM! Ryan leaves his corner and attacks Cleopatra slowly on the ground as The Score have the upperhand in this match…Cleo scrambles away before Ryan Wilson can do any damage to her. Ryan going back to his corner…SHAKER THROWING AMBER KEYS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! AMBER KEYS VISIBLY IN PAIN AS SHAKER JONES LAUGHS AND ROLLS INTO THE RING, The Score ain’t playing any games at Ides of March tonight.
Talib: Shaker moves around the ring taunting a bit as Amber Keys tries to get into the ring as the referee tries to restore order. Shaker trying to quickly pull Amber into the ring BUT AMBER WITH A SLAP…SWEEPING SHAKER JONES OFF HIS FEET! Amber rolling into the ring as Shaker Jones crawls over to his corner…But Amber Keys tags in Cleopatra as she enters the ring and grabs Shaker by the leg trying to pull her to the center of the ring…But Shaker turns around…BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE BY SHAKER JONES! CLEOPATRA STUMBLES BACK AS SHAKER JONES JUMP…HOLY SH-STUFFING! CLEO CATCHES SHAKER JONES MID AIR WITH A ELBOW DROP! BUT THE TAG WAS STILL MADE AS RYAN GETS INTO THE RING…LOU THESZ PRESS BY RYAN NAILING CLEOPATRA DOWN WITH A FEW PUNCHES BEFORE YELLING AT HER TO GET UP…GAME OVER!!!!! THE STUNNER NAILS CLEOPATRA DOWN AGAIN AS RYAN WILSON GOES FOR THE PIN, WILL THE SCORE GET THE UPSET VICTORY OVER THE QUEEN’S COURT!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: AMBER KEYS BREAKS THE PIN BUT SHAKER GRABS HER NO AMBER GRABS SHAKER JONES AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING…SUICIDE DIVE FROM AMBER KEYS TO SHAKER JONES! RYAN TRYING TO HELP OUT HIS PARTNER BUT CLEOPATRA GRABS RYAN STRANGLEHOLD DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER..STRAIGHT JACKET CHOKE, THE CLEO LOCK IS LOCKED IN! RYAN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO SHAKER BUT AMBER KEYS GRABBING COBRA CLUTCH TO RYAN WILSON! RYAN REACHING OUT BUT THERE’S NOTHING TO GRAB JUST AS SHAKER JONES IS! SHAKER ISN’T TAPPING BUT RYAN IS TAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! Shaker’s movement grows slower as the hold is locked in more…NO RYAN WILSON ELBOWS AWAY AT AMBER FORCING THE BREAK! RYAN RUNNING INTO THE RING…THE CLEO LOCK IS BROKEN BY RYAN WILSON AS SHAKER JONES LIES LIMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…RYAN WILSON ATTACKS CLEOPATRA BUT SOON IS OUTNUMBERED BY THE QUEEN’S COURT BOTH ATTACKING RYAN..AMBER WALKS OVER AND KICKS SHAKER TO THE OUTSIDE! Ryan is bent over as The Queen’s Court lift him up…DOUBLE POWER BOMB! AMBER ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE TO ATTACK SHAKER SOME MORE AS CLEOPATRA JUMPS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING FOR THE PIN! RYAN WILSON LOOKING LIKE HE BELONGS IN A CASKET RATHER THAN IN THE RING!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: WHAT! SHAKER OVERPOWERS AMBER AND PULLS CLEO OUT OF THE RING! HE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND HELPS RYAN UP BEFORE GOING BACK TO HIS CORNER! Ryan grabbing Amber by the hair as she slowly gets up…CLEOPATRA ON THE APRON KICK RIGHT TO RYAN’S HEAD AS SHE JUMPS INTO THE RING AND PUSHES RYAN TO HER CORNER…Tag right to Amber Keys as Cleopatra moves to the middle of the ring…DOUBLE DROPKICK! RYAN ANGERED ON THE OUTSIDE AS AMBER GOES FOR THE PIN ON A FALLEN RYAN WILSON!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery: SHAKER BREAKS THE PIN AGAIN! BUT CLEOPATRA IS THERE AS SHE KICKS OVER SHAKER AND ATTACKS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Amber joins in stomping on Shaker as Cleo lands punches on him…RYAN WILSON- GAME OVER! THE STUNNER ON AMBER BUT CLEO QUICKLY GRABS RYAN INTO THE…CLEO LOCK! BUT SHE ISN’T THE LEGAL COMPETITOR IN AS AMBER KEYS IS FLOORED NEAR THE ROPES! The ref trying to break the Cleo Lock but Cleopatra still has it locked in on Ryan…HE’S OUT HE’S KNOCKED OUT! BUT IT DOESN’T COUNT AS CLEO LETS GO AND BRINGS AMBER UP TO HER FEET AND HOLDS RYAN WILSON UP! AMBER TRIES TO RECOLLECT HERSELF AS SHE FASTENS HER PACE TO THE ROPES, CLEO LETS GO…AMBER ALERT! SHAKER GETTING TO HIS FEET-HURRICANRANA BY CLEOPATRA! AMBER KEYS GOES FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!)
(“Woo” By Rihanna plays as The Queen’s Court move to the middle of the ring to a standing ovation)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER, THE TEAM OF AMBER KEYS AND CLEOPATRA…THE QUEEN’S COURT!!!!
Talib: The Score put up a good fight tonight against The Queen’s Court but that didn’t stop them from coming out on top. The Queen’s Court have always been the dominant ones and if you think I’m wrong then screw you!
Stew-O: Woah woah take it easy there, if you think this is the last you’ve seen of The Score in a big match situation your surely mistaken, we’ll certainly see more of them soon! But away from them, this was a great match but onto THE NEXT MATCH, which is sure to be better than the last!
(The camera cuts to backstage where Ms. Extreme is seen warming up for her match with Mark Michaels. Michael Belfort approaches her, microphone in hand, much to the annoyance of Ms. Extreme. Just before he asks his first question she raises a hand, stopping him.)
Ms. Extreme: You smell like a whore…
(Michael’s head drops self consciously.)
Michael Belfort: I was in TLA’s locker room earlier…I was wondering if I could get a word with you about your feelings on the victory of Cameron and Jamie earlier tonight?
(Rolling her eyes, Ms. Extreme picks up the Pure title and drapes it over her shoulder.)
Ms. Extreme: You’re fucking kidding me? I’m seconds away from defending my Pure title against Mark Michaels, someone, by the way, who shouldn’t even be in this match! He assaults a referee and gets to challenge for a title? What the actual hell?
Michael Belfort: What is your strategy going into this match?
(Ms. Extreme again seems annoyed by Michael.)
Ms. Extreme: Look, this interview is almost as pathetic as you are, I’m going to make this simple: I’m going to do the same tonight I done against Remi Skyfire, Erebus Jennings, and everyone else who gets in the ring with me. The Pure title isn’t leaving the Red Queen’s waist, I can promise you that right now…but instead of tell you about it, how about I show you? Get out of the way, I’ve got a match to get to…
(Ms. Extreme walks off scene as Michael stands speechless.)
(“Just Cos You Got The Power” by Motörhead begins to blast across the public address system. The crowd gets to their feet and begins to jeer as Mark Michael steps onto the stage. Behind him, EAW’s large video screen is flashing with propaganda against the company. This makes the crowd come down on Mark even harder, but he doesn’t seem to care. He strolls down to the ring with one goal in mind, and that’s to become the EAW PURE Champion. Mark slips into the ring and takes his corner.)
(As Mark’s music fades, the crowd starts buzzing in anticipation of the arrival of the PURE Champion. “Gangsta” by New Years Day hits the PA system and Ms. Extreme comes bursting out from behind the curtains. The crowd erupts at the sight of the popular champion and Ms. Extreme acknowledges them with a confident smirk. She points down the ring at Mark Michaels, makes a throat cutting gesture, and begins to make her way to the ring. As Ms. Extreme climbs on the apron, Mark rushes towards her! He stops himself from hitting her, mocking the pure hate that flashes across Ms. Extreme’s face.)
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): Fuck you!
(Mark turns his back on the champ and Ms. Extreme finally gets into the ring. She poses with her championship and the crowd pops, loving every minute of it. Ms. Extreme’s music finally fades out and she passes the championship over to the referee in charge of the match. Stephie Love steps forward to give the introductions.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The referee holds the belt up.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… HE IS OUR CHALLENGER!!! FROM MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… THE REVOLUTIONARY… MARK MICHAELS!!!!!
(The crowd has a horrible reaction to Mark, much to his delight. He soaks up their hatred and begs them to boo louder.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… SHE IS THE EAW PURE CHAMPION… FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS… MS. EXTREME!!!!!
(Stephie’s introduction is barely heard over the ovation for Ms. Extreme. The Red Queen has a determined look on her face and she hops from one foot to the other, ready for the match to begin.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Remember ladies and gentlemen, PURE Championship rules are in effect as Camille Jane Ava and Mark Michaels lock up.
Talib Bari: The PURE championship rules are simple. Each competitor is allowed a total of three rope breaks. You have a 20 count instead of a 10 count. Closed fist punches are not allowed. This is pure wrestling and the title can change hands on a disqualification or count out. With all the heat that these two have brought to one another this week, I will be curious to see if both are able to keep it together and wrestle this match cleanly.
Flannery McCoy: Michaels gains the quick advantage and he powers Camille into the corner. Mark goes for a corner clothesline, but Camille moves to the side. Michaels whips around and Camille looks to catch him with a kick, but Michaels catches her foot and shoves her back! Camille keeps her balance, but Michaels springs out of that corner! CLOTHESLINE! Now Camille Jane Ava is down on the mat.
Talib Bari: Michaels scoops her up and drives Camille’s face into his knee. He quickly wraps her up in a headlock, and keeps her on the mat, but Camille is moving around, and doing what she can to reverse their positions. Camille locks her hands around Mark’s forearms and starts to pry them apart, and he releases the headlock on his own. Both competitors get back to their feet and it’s Camille who slips around behind Michaels and attempts to bring him down! He blocks her, and slams his elbow into the side of her face, and Camille falls back, landing against the ropes. Michaels turns around and charges towards her, looking to clothesline Camille to the ground.
Stew-O: SHE DUCKS THOUGH! And Camille pulled the ropes down. Mark Michaels spills to the outside! Camille quickly scales the turnbuckles and perches herself on the top rope! She’s waiting for Michaels to get back to his feet! Mark Michaels is back up… and Camille launches herself off the top!!!!
Flannery McCoy: GLASS CEILING!!!!! CAMILLE WITH THE TOP ROPE STUNNER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!
Talib Bari: Mark Michaels just got planted outside the ring!!!! Camille wisely rolls into the ring and the referee starts the 20 count!!!!
Stew-O: Michaels grabs the ring apron and pulls himself up! Camille is inside the ring and she’s smirking at him, basically inviting him to get back inside! Michaels climbs back into the ring and Camille immediately rushes towards him and begins putting the boots to him!!!! Camille is stomping away on ‘The Revolutionary’ right now and it’s clear that Michaels is still feeling the effects of that ‘Glass Ceiling’ signature of Camille Jane Ava. Camille jerks him up by the hair and whips him into the ropes! Mark flies back at her and Camille looks for a clothesline. Michaels ducks underneath, and Camille whirls around! Michaels momentum brings him right back to ‘The Red Queen’ and she grabs him around the waist… and she plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Camille goes for the cover but Mark Michaels kicks out before the referee can even get into position! Camille looks to go back up to the top, but Mark Michaels gets back to his feet. He rushes towards Camille and clubs her in the back, yanking her down off the ropes. Camille hits the mat and Michaels stands over her, looking down. Mark Michaels is doing what he does best now, and that’s talk a lot of shit, and Camille swipes his legs out from underneath of him and gets on top of him. She begins throwing forearms to Mark Michaels! He fights her off! Camille falls back and Michaels throws a forearm of his own, catching her in the jaw! He gets back up and grabs Camille by the hair, pulling her to her feet!
Talib Bari: Mark Michaels gets Camille into position and he puts her down with a reverse DDT neckbreaker!!! Instead of covering, Michaels goes to the ropes! He climbs to the second one and launches himself off!!! He nails Camille with a legdrop and immediately wraps her in an spinning inverted figure four leglock!!!! Camille is in a lot of pain now and she is reaching for the ropes!!! Michaels isn’t letting up and the PURE Champion is clearly distressed!!!! Camille is doing her best to fight her way to the ropes, but Michaels is relentless and he’s making sure to keep as much pressure on her as possible!!!!
Stew-O: Camille is digging her forearms into the mat now and dragging them both to the ropes! We know this woman is resilient! Camille has proven time and time again that she can take a lot of punishment! It takes a lot to keep an Ava down and Camille is no exception!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SHE REACHES THE ROPES!!!! MARK MICHAELS HAS TO BREAK NOW!
Stew-O: That takes one rope break away from Camille, though. She only has two left and needs to be careful.
Talib Bari: Michaels is stomping away at the champ’s back now. We all know Camille’s history of back issues. Some experts say she shouldn’t even be walking right now, let alone do what she’s able to do in the ring. Michaels grabs Camille by the hair, jerks her back, and places her in a camel clutch position! He sits low on her back, draping her arms across his legs, and locks his own arms across her chin. He’s pulling back on the neck of Camille, and causing her even more distress now than he did with that inverted figure four leglock!!
Flannery McCoy: Camille reaches for the ropes once again, but this time she can’t use her strength to pull herself towards the ropes. Camille is stuck unless she taps out, but we both know she’s way to prideful for that! Michaels seems to content to just hold that move in.
Talib Bari: BUT LOOK AT CAMILLE!!! SHE’S BRINGING HER KNEES FORWARD AND SHE LOCKS HER ARMS AROUND MICHAELS LEGS!!! SHE REVERSES THE HOLD, FLIPS BACKWARDS, KEEPS A HOLD OF HIS LEGS, AND IS IN A BRIDGING PIN POSITION!!!!
Stew-O: MARK KICKS OUT AND HE IS FURIOUS!!! Camille and Mark are both back to their feet down and immediately Mark goes for Camille! He slams his knee into her gut and starts beating her down with a series of forearms to the back of her head and neck! Camille drops to her knees and Mark drives his own knee right into her nose!
Talib Bari: Well I’m not sure if a PURE Championship match is supposed to have blood but Camille’s nose is busted.
Flannery McCoy: Mark grabs Camille by the hair and tosses her out of the ring! He drops down to the ground and begins kicking Camille in the ribcage. Camille attempts to get back to her feet but Mark grabs her and throws her into the barricades. Camille’s lower back slams against that steel and she slumps to the ground. The referee is screaming at Mark to get back into the ring but this is the advantage of having a 20 count, guys. Mark can really take his time out there.
Stew-O: It doesn’t look like he’s wasting any of it either! Mark grabs Camille and whips her into the ring steps! Once again Camille lands on her back and Mark walks over to her, kicking her onto her stomach. Mark begins stomping away on Camille’s back and the PURE Champion reaches out for the ring, trying to latch onto the skirt of it. Mark ruthlessly stomps her hand, causing Camille to cry out, and he scoops her up…
Talib Bari: Mark lifts Camille over his head and he drops her back first onto the hardest part of the ring!!! She slides to the ground in agony and Mark slips inside the ring to break up the count!
Flannery McCoy: With Camille down on the ground, the referee starts back up again. The PURE Champion is gripping her lower back, and the pain is etched across her face.
Talib Bari: Camille is back up to her feet as the referee hits 10, and she slides back into the ring!!!
Stew-O: Mark is right there to greet her though and once again he begins putting the boots to Camille!!! The referee warns him that he is being overly aggressive, but all that does is prompt Mark to pick up Camille and throw her across the ring like a lawn dart!! Camille’s face collides with the turnbuckles and she’s down on the mat once again.
Flannery McCoy: Mark stalks towards Camille and snatches her up…. PICTURE PERFECT!!!
Talib Bari: THAT CROSSRHODES CONNECTED AND MARK MICHAELS GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!!
Stew-O: Mark looks extremely annoyed by that and he snatches the champion back up. Mark looks to plant Camille with a DDT but she manages to catch him the gut with an elbow! Mark is forced is let go and Camille does it again!! She backs away from Mark and jumps up, catching him in the face with her knee!!! Mark drops to his knees but Camille does as well because her back is feeling the effect of the punishment Mark dished out earlier!!!
Talib Bari: This crowd is screaming for Camille to fight through the pain and take it to Mark Michaels!!! The PURE Champion crawls over to Mark and she slams her forearm into his face! Mark fires back with one of his!! Camille replies!!! MARK!!! CAMILLE!!! MARK!!! CAMILLE!!! CAMILLE!!! CAMILLE!!! CAMILLE WITH THE OPEN-HANDED PALM STRIKE TO MARK MICHAELS!!! SHE HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER FOREARM!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND MARK FALLS BACK!!! CAMILLE JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM AND BEGINS DROPPING ELBOWS TO MARK’S FACE!!! HE’S COVERING UP!!! HE IS TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE DROPS A HEADBUTT TO MARK MICHAELS!!! MORE ELBOWS!!! SHE HAS BUSTED OPEN MARK MICHAELS NOW AND HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS NOSE!!!
Stew-O: This is way to aggressive for a PURE Championship match and I’m not sure why the referee is letting it go down this way!
Talib Bari: No one is using a closed fist though!! All of this is legal!
Stew-O: Camille gets to her feet and she begins stomping away on Mark Michaels’ face!!! His nose is literal blood faucet now and the referee is screaming at Camille now. She gives him a crazed look but she does back off, knowing that she can lose the title via disqualification. Mark rolls himself out of the ring, and lands on the ground, and takes a minute to regroup, but Camille Ava is not about to let up now that she’s finally in control!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN!!! SHE GETS HERSELF SET!!! MARK IS SITTING UP!!! CAMILLE FLIES!!!
Talib Bari: SHOOTING STAR SENTON FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Stew-O: HE MOVES!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK WITH A SICK THUD!!!
Talib Bari: Her head slams into the floor and guys… I think she’s out…
(The crowd gasps and all of a sudden it gets quiet. You could hear a pin drop. Camille Jane Ava is down on the mat and she is not moving.)
Flannery McCoy: ….
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re just tuning in for whatever reason, Camille Jane Ava went for a shooting star senton on Mark Michaels and missed for lack of a better term. She landed on her back and her history of issues there is well documented. But it was her head slamming into the back of the mat that has me concerned. She appears to be out cold. The referee is sliding out of the ring to check on her right now but Mark has grabbed him by the collar and is dragging him away!
Mark Michaels (Off Mic): Get your ass in the ring and start the count!!! This is a PURE Championship match!!!
(Mark slips back into the ring and demands the referee follow suit. The referee looks conflicted but at the end of the day, he has a job to do. He reluctantly gets back into the ring and starts the count.)
Talib Bari: Camille hasn’t moved since she hit the ground.
Flannery McCoy: This doesn’t look good…
(The camera zooms in on Camille’s bloody face and her eyes flutter open.)
Stew-O: HOW IS CAMILLE AVA SITTING UP RIGHT NOW????
Talib Bari: I’M NOT SURE SHE EVEN KNOWS WHERE SHE’S AT!!!!
(Camille touches her nose and wipes the blood off. She looks at her hand and her eyes widen.)
Flannery McCoy: GET UP CAMILLE!!!
(Camille looks into the ring and all of a sudden it clicks for her.)
Stew-O: CAMILLE HAS FORCED HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET!!!! CAMILLE IS ON HER FEET!!!
Talib Bari: CAMILLE LUNGES FOR THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SHE MADE IT!!! CAMILLE IS BACK IN THE RING!!!
Talib Bari: MARK MICHAELS IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK ON THE ATTACK!!! HE IS STOMPING ON CAMILLE’S HEAD AND BACK!!! CAMILLE IS COVERING UP BUT SHE IS A SITTING DUCK FOR MARK MICHAELS!! HE IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW AND THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO STEP IN!!! MARK SHOVES THE REFEREE TO THE SIDE AND GOES FOR CAMILLE ONCE AGAIN BUT SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! CAMILLE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND THE ROPES AND MARK MICHAELS HAS TO BACK OFF AS PER THE RULES!!!
Stew-O: That is Camille’s second rope break and the referee allows her to get back to her feet!!! Camille can barely stand right now and she’s having to use the ropes to pull herself up!!
Flannery McCoy: Mark Michaels comes charging towards Camille!!! He’s looking to strike her with a running knee to the face!!!!
Talib Bari: BUT CAMILLE MOVES!!! Mark’s knee crashes into that turnbuckle padding and CAMILLE ROLLS HIM UP!!!
Stew-O: MARK KICKS OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: MARK IS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT HE IS FAVORING THAT KNEE JUST A LITTLE BIT!!! HE GRABS CAMILLE BY THE HAIR AND HAULS HER TO HER FEET!!! MARK LOOKS TO HIT ANOTHER PICTURE PERFECT ON THE PURE CHAMPION BUT CAMILLE WITH A KNEE!! MARK LETS HER GO!!! SHE HEADBUTTS HIM!!! BOTH OF THEM NEARLY HIT THE GROUND!! CAMILLE REGAINS HER BALANCE AND KICKS AT THE KNEE OF MARK MICHAELS!! IT BUCKLES BUT MICHAELS IS STILL ON HIS FEET!!! CAMILLE KICKS HIM AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! MARK FINALLY DROPS!!!
Talib Bari: CAMILLE WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! SHE KICKS HIM AGAIN!!! OVER AND OVER CAMILLE JANE AVA KICKS MARK MICHAELS IN THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: BLOOD IS POURING FROM MARK MICHAELS NOSE AGAIN AND CAMILLE DROPS TO HER KNEES, SLAMMING HER FOREARM INTO IT!!! MARK FALLS BACK AND CAMILLE DRAPES HERSELF ACROSS HIM FOR THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: MARK GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!
Stew-O: Camille punches the mat in frustration! How she’s still able to go is beyond me considering the fact she probably has a concussion right now!
Talib Bari: I can’t imagine what pain she must be feeling right now in her surgically repaired back!
Flannery McCoy: This is how much the PURE Championship means to Camille though!!
Talib Bari: CAMILLE IS BACK ON TOP OF MARK MICHAELS NOW AND SHE IS THROWING THOSE ELBOWS AGAIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even know if she knows what she’s doing right now! The woman we know as Ms. Extreme is just going in and running off pure adrenaline!! Mark Michaels throws her off but Camille drives back on him and now the two are rolling around! This referee has no idea what the hell to do because this PURE Championship match has broken into a brawl!!!
Stew-O: They’re throwing strikes though!!! There’s no closed fist punches!!! Camille is unleashing hell and fury on Mark Michaels and he is hitting her back twice as hard!!! Both of these competitors are covered in each other’s blood now but neither one is willing to give an inch!!! IT’S CAMILLE WITH A FOREARM!!! IT’S MARK WITH AN ELBOW!!! CAMILLE WITH A PALM STRIKE!!! MARK CLUBS HER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! CAMILLE WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!!! AND ANOTHER!!! SHE SLAMS HER ELBOW INTO MARK’S TEMPLE AND HE FALLS BACK!!! CAMILLE GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HERSELF UP!!!
Talib Bari: SHE IS STOMPING AWAY ON THE FACE AND HEAD OF MARK MICHAELS!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE DRAGS MARK AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND WHAT THE FUCK?? CAMILLE IS GOING BACK UP TOP!!!
Flannery McCoy: How? Why??
Talib Bari: CAMILLE IS UP TOP!!!
Stew-O: OHMYGAWD!!! SHOOTING STAR SENTON!!! SHOOTING STAR SENTON!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS!!!
Talib Bari: CAMILLE HURT HERSELF AS WELL!!!
Stew-O: BUT LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THEY ARE CHANTING HER NAME AND CAMILLE IS FEEDING OFF THEIR ENERGY!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE PURE CHAMPION IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE’S STAGGERING OVER TO THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN!!! CAMILLE FORCES HERSELF BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!!
Talib Bari: A BLIND FURY!!!!
Stew-O: THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(The crowd erupts as the bell rings!! “Gangsta” begins blasting across the PA system and the referee motions for the PURE Championship to be handed to him.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EAW PURE CHAMPION… MS. EXTREME!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I cannot believe Camille pulled that match out.
Talib Bari: Mark Michaels completely took her to task here tonight…
Stew-O: Are we even sure that was a PURE Championship match? The referee really allowed this match to go somewhere it didn’t really need to go…
Flannery McCoy: Hey. Neither one of them used a closed fist.
Talib Bari: It was all well within the PURE rules.
(Ms. Extreme is handed her championship and she clutches it to her chest. There is nothing but pure emotion on her face. She proved without a shadow of a doubt that she would be willing to die for her championship. That’s how much it meant for Ms. Extreme to be the EAW PURE Champion.)
(Backstage Shaker Jones is shown seated as Ryan Wilson paces back and forth, both frustrated after their loss to the Court.)
Shaker: I can’t believe it! I thought we had those bitches for sure!
(Ryan frowns in frustration.)
Ryan Wilson: I think we’re going to need something more than just us two if we’re going to compete with the 1% Shaker…we’re going to need back up!
(Shaker slams his fist against the wall in frustration.)
Shaker: They took out our back up! Jason is laid up!
(Ryan shakes his head and smiles.)
Ryan Wilson: Nah, I got a plan…trust me.
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Showdown Brand, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, and weighing in at 210 pounds…Gawd Given Greatness…Chris Elite!
(‘Odee’ by A Boogie begins as the lights go out and a spotlight shines on the entrance, a moment later Chris Elite walks out onto the stage, accompanied by Big Mike, and immediately he begins trashing the crowd while Mike offers nothing more than a smirk.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Elite is not only a former Elitist of the year, but he’s also won multiple titles here in EAW, and is holder of the coveted ‘Gawd Contract’, something that made this match possible tonight! He’s taken great offense at people thinking he is coming into this match as an underdog, and is looking to make the statement that he can not only hang with Darkane, but that he’s on a level beyond the Graveworm!
Stew-O: You’re not wrong, Flannery, Elite thinks he has exposed Darkane as a fraud, but we’ll see here tonight if that’s the case, or if it will remain Darkane Times.
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 243 pounds…The Hardcore King….Darkane!
(The lights burn out and a tattered man’s voice can be overheard while “Wizard in Black” by Electric Wizard begins to play.
“You’re all the same, the lot of you, with your long hair and
faggot clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth. And you hate the police,
don’t you? You make it easy.”
Suddenly a groovy yet monstrous riff blows the fan’s eyeballs into the back of their heads. And there he stood, Darkane as still as a gargoyle overseeing the arena at the top of the steps, his dark brown hair hung over his face like an old proud flag. Donned head to toe in a black leather jacket and matching black jean shorts, he spreads his arms out in a crucifix pose as the hands of the fans try to envelop him. He trots down the steps and eventually hops over the barricade. He slides under the bottom rope and comes to a halt in his corner, slipping off his leather jacket and never taking his eyes off Chris Elite. The music fades out and the lights glisten once again.)
Talib Bari: The Graveworm is here to show Chris Elite he shoulda stayed on Showdown! Darkane has taken a lot of shots this past week that many people would consider low blows, but Darkane realizes what many don’t: Issa fight, and in a fight you do what you gotta do to get in your opponent’s head and win. Neither of these two men are going to back down from one another, and one or both may end up in the emergency room once this is over, regardless of who wins!
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: Darkane and Chris Elite, let’s do it! Chris, bouncing on the balls of his feet, moves toward Darkane who meets him in the center of the ring, looking for the tie up! Chris slips behind the larger man, though, and smacks him on the back of the head. Judging by the look on the face of Darkane, Chris may come to regret that sign of disrespect! Now it’s ELite’s turn to try to lock in a tie up, and he succeeds, but the two fall back to the thrubuckle, neither gaining an advantage, as they struggle to gain an advantage over one another! The referee interjects himself between the two, forcing the break, as they were tied up in the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: You can feel the crowd on the edge of their seats as these two titans square off! Chris Elite runs to the ropes, slightly catching Darkane off guard, and rebounds with a flying clothesline that floors Darkane! A confident smirk marks the face of Chris as he springs back to his feet and stalks Darkane as he rises…running neckbreaker! Elite caught Darkane again, and thus far is proving that his ability to outpace Darkane could prove key to winning tonight! Darkane rolls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet as Chris runs and leaps to the nearby middle turnbuckle…SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK…NO! Darkane just managed to throw himself to the mat to avoid the attack, sending Chris crashing to the mat!
Talib Bari: Darkane now with a burst of speed lands a quick elbow drop to the back of Elite’s head as he was trying to regain his feet! That’ll slow him down if nothing else will! Elite is pushing himself to his feet as Darkane positions himself behind Mr. 200%…he rakes Elite’s back, leaving angry red marks on the back of Chris Elite! Chris arches his back in pain and drops back to the mat, trying to roll on the mat to relieve the sting of Darkane’s nasty fingernails! Chris gon’ need a tetanus shot after that! Darkane’s turn to fly now as he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a diving elbow drop, BUT HE MISSES TOO! Someone needs to check that turnbuckle, it’s messing with this match!
Stew-O: Well, it is called a high risk move! Chris rolls to his feet and in the same motion runs to the ropes, hitting a springboard moonsault foot stomp! The breath was drove from Darkane! Elite makes the pin…
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Stew-O: Shoulder p from the Graveworm, it’s going to take a lot to beat him, and I think Chris was more going to make Darkane expend energy with the kick out here more than anything else. Chris drops an elbow on Darkane, then another, then follows up with a gorgeous standing shooting star press! Darkane has taken the brunt of the early match punishment, which Chris looks to continue by pulling his opponent up to his feet and SLAPPING HIM ACROSS THE MOUTH!
Chris Elite: I thought you were gonna cave my skull in? What happened? Wha-
Stew-O: Darkane stops Chris’s verbal assault with a headbutt right in the mouth! Chris stumbles back, hands over his face as Darkane follows closely behind, grabbing Chris in a headlock, and pulling him to the mat before delivering short, but precise punches to the bridge of Elite’s nose!
Flannery McCoy: The referee is warning Darkane of the use of a closed fist, and Darkane relents, instead driving the point of his elbow into the spine of Chris! Screaming out in pain, Elite manages to just reach the bottom rope, causing Darkane to break the hold He stands now, and takes the arms of Money Makin’ Bhris…DARKANE STARTS STOMPING THE HEAD OF CHRIS! Over and over he is driving the heel of his foot into the head and face of the former World champion! Chris is powerless to cover up because Darkane has his wrists! Elite is starting to wilt under the barrage of stomps, and finally goes limp! Darkane may have knocked Chris out! Releasing the arms, Darkane drags him closer to the center of the ring and hooks the leg for the pin!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS KICKS OUT JUST AS THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO COUNT THREE! Chris is still gaining his bearings as Darkane drags him to the corner and plants him against the turnbuckle! Darkane runs to the ropes and lands a running back elbow, crushing Elite in the corner! Chris collapses to the mat, head swimming from Darkane’s brutality, as the Hardcore King backs off and seems to stalk his prey.
Talib Bari: That’s a dangerous game though! Darkane has been in charge for the last bit, but Chris Elite is a top level competitor and giving him a chance to catch his breath could end bad for Darkane! Chris pulls himself to his feet…Darkane rushes forward, looking for a shining Wizard…NO! Chris ducks! Darkane is quick to his feet, but so is Chris who delivers the 5 Borough Combo! The striking combo causes Darkane stumbles back…HEAD SHOT! Pele Kick from Chris Elite floors Darkane! Elite stumbles away from the corner as Darkane recovers…44 BULLDOG!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite has turned the match around once again! He’s managed to weather the brutality that Darkane has thrown at him thus far, and has fired back! Darkane lies on the ground as Chris moves to the corner…WHO SHOT YA! The Penalty Kick to the head of Darkane whose eyes seems to cross as he collapses back to the mat! Darkane is in real trouble here, and is rolled on his back by Chris Elite! Elite climbs to the top rope…YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!
Stew-O: NO! DARKANE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE 630!!!! Chris crashes to the mat and Darkane is dragging himself to the ropes slowly, shaking the cobwebs as he gains his footing. Darkane sees Chris is struggling to stand and senses an opening as he runs to the ropes…DEVIL…MAY…CRY…NO! MODIFIED ELITE CUTTER! Chris countered the spear with a last minute desperation move, but cannot capitalize! Both men are lying in the center of the ring, trying to catch their breath as the crowd gives a standing ovation for their performance!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
(The cheers of the crowd suddenly turns to boos as the DDD Task Force, followed by Kevin Hunter, makes their way to the ring.)
Stew-O: WHAT ARE THESE GUYS DOING HERE?
Talib Bari: Gawd’s Work, Stew, don’t question it, or they’ll come after you too…
Stew-O: This is ridiculous! Big Mike sees the Task Force and is moving to intercept while Darkane and Chris Elite are still laying in the ring! Mike lays into the Task Force goons, but they beat him down with night sticks! Kevin Hunter orders them forward as he laughs at Chris’s fallen friend!
(The Task Force enters the ring as the referee tries to stop them. One of the members grabs the referee by the shirt and shoves them into the corner.)
Flannery McCoy: What disrespect! Darkane and Chris have put on a hell of a match here tonight and for it to end like this is nothing short of bullshit! The Task Force start stomping both men, but the brunt of the attack seems to be on Darkane!
(DING DING DING!)
Flannery McCoy: THat’s it, the referee is calling for the bell as the Task Force continue their assault!
(Big Mike makes his way to the ring and grabs the arm of Chris, pulling him out of the ring and then the two make their way up the ramp.)
Stew-O: Chris and Big Mike are out of here, but Darkane is still at the mercy of the Task Force! THey’re still putting the boot to him…NO! DARKANE CATCHES THE BOOT OF A TASK FORCE MEMBER AND TWISTS! The elite guard is sent flying and The Graveworm rises to face down the remaining four members! Rage in his eyes, Darkane wades into the squad, ignoring their blows!
(Panic on his face, Kevin Hunter runs to ringside and motions for the Task Force to retreat. They are able to with some difficulty, leaving Darkane, bruised and bloody, standing defiant in the ring as the camera cuts.)
(A commercial plays for Saturday Night Showdown, Featuring the Interwire Title Match between Solomon and The Interwire King, Drake King.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!… AND IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Communication of the Cursed” by Ice Nine Kills hits as Donovan Cross makes his way out through the curtain to a THUNDEROUS mixed reaction from the thousands packed inside the Vivint Smart Home Arena.)
Stew: There may be a few people that will question this man’s position tonight. It was a deal between Donovan Cross, Apocalypse and DDD that made this match. A deal where this man alongside that Monster would make sure that the man he faces tonight continued to reign without worry. Last week we watched the Answers World Champion take out one of his challengers; the man that MANY saw as the bigger threat to his championship. Theron said that he was making a point with his actions towards Apocalypse; a glimpse of what he’s actually capable of doing. The question I ask is how does the loss of Apocalypse change his game plan headed into our main event?
Talib: I don’t think it changes his game plan at all. I have no doubts that there was going to be a moment tonight where the partnership between Donovan Cross and Apocalypse was going to break down. That championship has proven to be more valuable to so many people over the partnerships that they holds. Tonight, Cross can keep his eyes on the champion. He doesn’t have to worry about anything else, and for the first time throughout Theron’s reign as champion – he faces as man that’s absolutely unpredictable. We don’t know what Cross is going to throw Theron’s way tonight, because sometimes I don’t believe that Cross knows what he’s going to do.
(Cross enters the ring and pays no attention to anyone; he leans back into his corner as sirens begin to blast through the speakers.)
Talib: It’s time to kneel, Stew.
(“I Hope You Suffer” by AFI hits as Theron Nikolas makes his way through the curtain with the Answers World Championship comfortably around his waist and The Queen’s Court following behind. The boo’s throughout the Vivint Smart Home Arena are absolutely deafening, which only seems to bring an arrogant smirk to the face of Theron Nikolas.)
Talib: Is there a man that’s better in this business than our GOD EMPEROR, Stew?
Stew: I could name a few…
Talib: THAT’S RIGHT – THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN THIS BUSINESS BETTER THAN OUR ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! Top class journalism as always, Stew!
Stew: Ugh. There’s one thing that we both agree on, Talib; our Answers World Champion is a fantastic professional wrestler. His match against Jamie O’Hara at King of Elite was without question a Match of the Year contender. Theron very well proved that he doesn’t need anyone to succeed in this business, but tonight I don’t particularly know where his head is at. There was an uneasy tension between the man and the EAW Chairman throughout the last few weeks. Potentially cracks that we haven’t seen in the 1% since their inception. You have to wonder if that plays apart in tonight. Theron usually has a plan; a plan that usually involves all pieces of that alliance.
Talib: Everything is fine. They have nothing to worry about. There’s nothing there! Stop making things up, Stew.
(Theron enters the ring and immediately makes his way to the middle of the ring, taking the Answers World Championship from around his waist and raising it high into the air as the crowds hatred continues to rain down. Theron makes his way back into his corner as Stephie Love begins to formal introductions.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the CHALLENGER, from Portland, Oregon; weighing in tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT POUNDS!!… HE IS “THE PORTLAND PSYCHOPATH!!!”… DONOVAN CROOOOOSSSSS!!!!
(Donovan remains composed; his eyes locked directly on the Answers World Champion who looks back with that same arrogant smirk.)
Stephie Love: Now, introducing the CHAMPION, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS!!!!… HE IS THE “GOD EMPEROR!!!”… THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMP—-
Stew: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! CLEOPATRA AND AMBER KEYS JUST DRAGGED CROSS OUT OF THE RING!!! THE QUEEN’S COURT BEATING AWAY AT THE CHALLENGER!!!! THERON IMMEDIATELY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE WATCHES!!! CLEO AND AMBER SEND CROSS INTO THOSE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS!!!! CROSS’ SPINE JARRING IN PAIN AS THERON CALLS FROM THOSE CHAIRS!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Talib: THIS. IS. BRILLIANT.
Stew: THERON HAD NO INTENTION OF DEFENDING THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AMBER THROWS THE CHAMPION THOSE TWO CHAIRS!!! CLEO DRAGS CROSS BACK UP – CROSS FIRES WITH A RIGHT!!! AMBER SHOOTS FORWARD – AND CROSS CRACKS HER WITH A HEADBUTT!!! CROSS FIGHTING BACK!!! CROSS WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE CHEST OF CLEOPATRA!!!! CROSS RUSHES BACK INTO THE RING—-
Talib: KING’S REQUIEM!!!! THE MOMENT CROSS SHOT BACK TO HIS FEET THERON DROPS HIM WITH THAT SWINGING REVERSE STO!!!!
Stew: I can’t believe this… A NASTY scowl crossing the face of the Answers World Champion AS HE PICKS UP THAT STEEL CHAIR AND PLACES IT UNDER THE HEAD OF THE MAN THAT’S MEANT TO BE CHALLENGING FOR HIS TITLE!!! NO, NO!!! THERON HAS THAT SECOND CHAIR!!! HE’S GOING TO DO WHAT THEY DID TO MADDIE AND APOCALYPSE—-
(“UltraNUMB” by Blue STAHLI hits as Cameron Ella Ava shoots through the curtain and down to the ring to an ERUPTION of cheers from the crowd.)
Stew: CAMERON!!! ELLA!!! AVA!!! CAMERON CHARGES DOWN TO THE RING AS THERON NIKOLAS STANDS WITH STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!!!! CAM SLIDES INTO THE RING AND THERON SWINGS WILDLY!!!! CAMERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH!!!! CAMERON WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!! A SECOND!!!! A THIRD!!!! THERON DROPS THE CHAIR AS CAMERON BACKS HIM UP AGAINST THE ROPES!!!! CAMERON GRABS THAT CHAIR AND SWINGS!!!! THERON DODGES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!
Crowd: CAMERON!!! CAMERON!!! CAMERON!!!
Talib: HOW DARE SHE!!
Stew: CAMERON GRABS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS AND DARES THERON TO COME AND GET IT; THE QUEENS COURT HAVE MADE THEIR WAY BACK BESIDE THE CHAMPION!!!! CAMERON IS WELCOMING ALL THREE!!! THE GODDESS WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM THE 1%!!!
Talib: TURN AROUND CAMERON!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!! MR. DEDEDE OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE CUTS CAMERON ABSOLUTELY IN HALF!!!!
Stew: WHERE DID THE CHAIRMAN COME FROM?!
Talib: SEE, STEW!!! THEY’RE AS STRONG AS EVER!!! THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE 1%!!! IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN!!!
(Boos reign down as DDD stands over Cameron as both Theron and The Queen’s Court stand outside the ring with big smiles on their face.)
Talib: It never gets old, Stew! It will NEVER GET OLD!! The 1% will reign forever!
Stew: This is disgusting…
(Theron slides into the ring as picks up the Answers World Championship before meeting DDD with a hug. DDD raises Theron’s arm as the crowd roars with disapproval.)
Stew: The main event ruined… and nothing is going to be done about it…
Talib: WAIT WHAT?!
Talib: THERON HAS DDD?! KING’S REQUIEM?!
Stew: THERON JUST DROPPED THE EAW CHAIRMAN!!! THE QUEEN’S COURT LOOKS TO BE IN JUST AS MUCH SHOCK AS WE ARE!!! THERON JUST SITTING THERE EMOTIONLESS!!! HE’S JUST STARING AT DDD!!!! WHY?!
(Theron pushes himself back to his feet as The Queen’s Court get between him and the downed DDD.)
Talib: What’s going through the head of the Answers World Champion? Theron screaming at The Queen’s Court that they don’t need the man. Both Amber and Cleo looking back at DDD as he defiantly pushes himself back up! They’re nodding their heads! THEY GRAB DDD AS THERON BACKS INTO THE CORNER!!! THEY THROW THE CHAIRMAN FORWARD – SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THERON CUTS DDD IN HALF WITH HIS OWN SPEAR!!!!
Stew: Theron has absolutely lost it!
Talib: THERON MOUNTS THE CHAIRMAN AND FIRES AWAY WITH THOSE CLOSED FISTED SHOTS TO THE HEAD!!! WHY?! THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
(Theron finally relents as he grabs the Answers World Championship and stands over the fallen Chairman. Both Cleo and Amber throw Cameron out of the ring. The three look to make their leave… but stop.)
Stew: COME ON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! THERON HAS AT CHAIR!!! AMBER KEYS PLACES THAT SECOND CHAIR UNDER THE HEAD OF DDD!!! NO!! NO!! NO!!!!! CON-CHAIRTO!!!!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!!!! NO ONE DESERVES THIS!!…
(Theron tosses the chair aside as DDD lays unmoving. Both Cameron and Cross recover outside of the ring as “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI picks back up. Theron raises the Answers World Championship high into the air as trash begins to fly into the ring.)
Stew: They’ve ruined this event…
Talib: The plan worked perfectly, Stew.
Stew: You can’t condone this, Talib.
Talib: Theron is still the Answers World Champion; carnage laying around their feet. It’s proof. They’re untouchable.
(The 1% make their leave as medical staff rush down to the ring to check on the unresponsive DDD. The three stand on the ramp as the arena remains in an absolute uproar before the camera fades to black.)