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House Of Glass 2020

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(EAW intro plays.)

Narrator: Who do you see on the other side?

(The camera fades into a dark room, there’s a form of light with a lightbulb dangling from the top of the room as right in front of it, is a mirror. A mirror that reflects to the abyss showing nothing coming of it as a pair of footsteps are heard)

Is it what you need?

(Before long Nina Bravo is seen making her way in front of the mirror. She looks in front of it, it’s a cracked reflection but of course, not as she was expecting. On the other side of the mirror is Jalyn Garcia. As after that next to them a recap of their confrontations are shown. As Jalyn tries to give Nina advice but Nina declines as it then leads to Jalyn costing Nina her spot in the Specialists Championship tournament, then to a match at House of Glass in a glass rope match)

Is it what you hate?

(Before long it transitions to the empty room once again. Adam Lucas makes his way to the mirror next as on the other side is none other than Mason Massacre, looking smug as he stares down Adam on the other side as his reflection. It then goes to a recap of what’s went down between them as it starts with Adam Lucas announcing that he’s been traded to Dynasty before Mason Massacre confronts him and says that he’s going to keep a close eye on him. Before long a match at House of Glass would be announced as they would be facing off in a Glass Table match)

Even worse, despise…

(SEBAS is then looking directly at the mirror, instead of the cocky, smug look that he would always have on his face it would be replaced by seriousness as he looks at the reflection to see Limmy Monaghan. Limmy is slow clapping as he takes SEBAS’ expression keeping a grin on his face as he looks back at SEBAS at the other side. It goes to a recap for them as SEBAS is having an interview that Limmy interrupts as both trade a back and forth before Limmy puts out the challenge “any time any place”. Before long SEBAS makes the confirmation that their match will be at House of Glass in a Glass Weapons match. Limmy proceeds to then make fun of SEBAS’ family and his lifestyle as SEBAS attacks him leading into the free-per-view)

What does it even entail?

(The New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, is seen standing at the mirror as he has his title around his shoulder as across him is Christian DeMarco, who is perfectly calm as Andre has a smirk on his face as he scoffs in response to him before raising his title up. The recap is shown as it’s very brief as it shows Showdown where Christian beats James Ranger to contend for the New Breed Championship at House of Glass and later along the coming weeks as the match is confirmed to be a Glass Crypt match)

Is what you see even what you want?

(Lethal Consequences is seen standing in front of the mirror as in his reflection he sees Jake Smith. LC looks very frustrated just looking at Jake as Jake crosses his arms and chuckles as he continues to keep a very egotistical look on his face. The recap shows Jake coming out to the ring as he confirms that he’s one of the newest acquisitions for Dynasty, before being interrupted by LC. LC then goes on to the next week as he shows a slideshow of Jake’s failures before Jake comes out to confront him as both of them settle on a 10,000 Shards match at House of Glass against one another)

Is it just as much that you would want to kill it?

(Before long Chris Elite would be standing at the mirror as he gave a loud groan as he saw who was across him. Xander Payne was seen looking straight at him, breathing heavily in anger as it shows the recap. Chris Elite comes out to the ring to belittle the Team Dynasty team at Territorial Invasion before getting into a confrontation with Xander Payne. It then leads to them being confirmed to have a match against one another at House of Glass in a Alpha Glass Deathmatch)

When you stand there, is it what you expect?

(Next is Dray Fontana as the PURE Championship around his shoulder as he looks contently at the other side, seeming unfazed at the opposition as Impact is seen with his hands conjoined together behind his back as he looks towards Dray with a calm look on his face as he does so. The recap for this one is short as it shows MITSUBACHI vs Dray as before the match can be finished Impact attacks both of them and confirms that instead of MITSUBACHI being in the match against Dray at House of Glass, it’s going to be Impact himself fighting for the PURE Championship at House of Glass in a Glass Pit match)

Maybe it’s not ideal…

(The Universal Women’s Champion, Serena Bennett, is seen walking in with her title around her shoulder as she keeps a slight smirk on her face as she looks across to her reflection. Harlow Reichert is seen as she has a serious, yet calm look on her face as the recap begins to be shown. Serena Bennett comes out to the ring one day to host an open forum where she states that no one is a better Submission Specialists than her which instigates Harlow Reichert to come out to contradict her. Before long later on the match is confirmed as Serena would be defending her Universal Women’s Championship against Harlow in a not so PURE match in the form of Red Wallz)

But make good use, because…

(Then next at a snap of his finger the lights turn off as the lights turn on as The Visual Prophet is seen with a cocky smirk on his face as he has the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder as he looks to his reflection as his face turns sour as he looks at who’s across it. The EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE is seen holding the same hatchet that was used to do the same, interesting… action that conspired a week ago. The recap is simple, The Visual Prophet is celebrating his victory as one of the bodyguards attacks him with a bottle of champagne as he reveals himself to be Mr. DEDEDE. As it’s confirmed to be Viz vs DEDEDE in a match at House of Glass for the World Heavyweight Championship at House of Glass! Which then goes on to a week before Mr. DEDEDE visiting Viz’s estate and killing Viz’s beloved tiger, Kimmy, on live television, leaving the World Heavyweight Champion distraught as he does so)

If looks could kill…

(Before long the reflection of the EAW Chairman becomes foggier as before long a loud crash is heard as the mirror completely shatters in front of the World Heavyweight Champion. Turning into nothing but a pile of glass)

(Cut to black.)

Then I’d be dead.

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(‘Trouble’s Coming’ by Royal Blood is playing in the background as the virtual crowd goes insane as the camera pans around the World 1 Theatre as the pyro bursts out of the stage in a cyan and red array as the crowd is clearly hyped for tonight. Before long as the pyro continues going the camera pans over to the broadcasting booth as Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen sitting at their positions as they look at the camera with beaming smiles as they begin to speak)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are finally here! The second Dynasty exclusive free-per-view of the season, welcome to… HOUSE OF GLASS!!!

Jake Mercer: :ahh: THIS IS IT! OH I FEEL IT IN THE AIR, IT’S SOMETHING DIFFERENT! WOO! YES YES YES! We have so many matches packed in store for you tonight! Including The Visual Prophet defending the EAW World Heavyweight Championship against none other than the EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE in a GLASS WALLZ MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: AND NOT ONLY THAT! We have another Red Wallz match underway tonight as well as the Universal Women’s Championship is on the line as Serena Bennett defends the title against Harlow Reichert which should be just as intense as the last one! There’s so much in store for tonight that I don’t even want to wait! Let’s go right to the first match!

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(“I Gave You Power” by Nas hits, as white lights in the arena begin to flicker. The lights are so bright that they nearly blind the audience as Impact steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily as Impact pays no attention to them whatsoever. He closes his eyes and raises his head as if he can smell another championship soon being added to his impressive Hall of Fame resume. Impact lowers his head back down, opens his eyes, then smirks as he begins to make his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a Glass Pit Match where the only way to win is by knockout or submission!! And it is for the EAW PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! Introducing the challenger, from Seattle Washington, weighting in at 240lbs.. He is “The Most Watched Champion in History,” IMPACT!!!

Stew-O: And here we go! The PURE Championship match is just moments away! Stephie Love informed us that this match can’t be decided by pinfall, but instead, only knockout or submission, but I believe she missed one of the biggest parts of this glass pit match. Not only will Dray and Impact be fighting an MMA Style fight inside of an MMA style cage without any ring ropes, but if you can see closely as Impact is just now entering the ring through the cage door, there are shards of glass scattered in the center of the ring.

Flannery McCoy: Not only that Stew, but I’m pretty sure I see glass scattered at the top of the ledge over the ring.

Stew-O: That’s a great observation Flannery! Not only do the Champion and Challenger have to fight inside of a glass pit, but if they choose to climb up the cage, they can fight on the platform above the ring, but even then, they would still be surrounded by shards of glass. This is going to be brutal.

(Impact is seen stepping into the 4 sided MMA Style ring, as he begins to kick the glass around. Soon after, the flashing lights come to a stop as well as the Nas track. It’s pure darkness. After a moment, ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, as a spotlight shines down onto none other than EAW PURE Champion, Dray Fontana. The crowd boos heavily at his presence, but the champion doesn’t care. He raises his hands and places both index fingers into his ears to block out their sound. He then releases and smirks out to the audience before making his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 200lbs.. He is the EAW PURE Champion!!! THE PRINCE!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!!

Stew-O: This all became a thing when Impact interfered in MITSUBACHI’s number one contender’s opportunity match against Dray Fontana last week on Dynasty. Impact forced the match into a no contest and made it clear that he has his sights set on one thing and that’s becoming the EAW PURE Champion. He announced the match, and now here we are, moments away from a match that I’ve been looking forward to all week.

Jake Mercer: Impact has no idea what he’s gotten himself into. Doesn’t he know that Dray Fontana specializes in these types of matches. Just last week he sent one of the criminals in his kingdom to a rat-infested pit where the rats ate the man alive.

Flannery McCoy: This isn’t the 1400s Jake. I’m pretty sure that never happened.

Jake Mercer: But it could.

Stew-O: Whether it happened or not doesn’t change the fact that this match is between two elite talents on Friday Night Dynasty. Dray Fontana has definitely bloomed as a champion this season and the resume for Impact speaks for itself. We’ll see if The Prince will find himself still at the top of the PURE Kingdom, or if Impact will take the throne.

(Dray Fontana enters into the cage as he unstraps his EAW PURE Championship from his waist. He then hands the title over to the referee who raises the belt high up in the air. The ref then lowers the title, and hands it to the timekeeper before shutting and locking the cage doors. The referee then signals for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this PURE Championship Match is underway!! Both Dray Fontana and Impact stare at one another from across the ring. The Prince takes a moment to scan the floor of the ring as there is an endless amount of broken glass scattered everywhere..

Jake Mercer: BUT THAT MOMENT OF OBSERVATION WAS ENOUGH FOR IMPACT TO COME CHARGING IN AT THE PRINCE WITH A RUNNING FORARM SHOT TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!! The challenger with another forearm shot that sends Dray Fontana right against the side of the cage! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY IMPACT!! ANOTHER AS HIS HAND SMACKS AGAINST THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION!!!

Flannery McCoy: Dray is clutching at his chest in pain as Impact adjust his body and locks his arms around the head of Dray Fontana! This doesn’t look good whatsoever for The Prince. Impact has evil intentions on his mind as he stares at the glass in front of him, then back down to Dray Fontana! Impact now runs with Dray Fontana in his grasp… RUNNING BULLDOG BY IMPACT ONTO THE PILE OF SHATTERED GLASS!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! Dray Fontana was able to shove Impact off at the last second as Impact stumbles on his feet. Impact turns around.. AND IS MET BY A POWERFUL SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST BY THE CHAMPION!! Another kick to the chest by Dray Fontana as his boot smacks against the body of Impact. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY DRAY!! NO! Impact ducks underneath the leg as Dray turned around.. BUT DRAY FOLLOWS UP WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS IMPACT FALLING FLAT ON HIS BACK AGAINST THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!!

Flannery McCoy: The challenger is screaming in pain as he arches his back after the numerous pieces of broken glass pierce through his skin!! Impact tries to work his way up into a seated position as we can see blood dripping down his entire back!!

Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana likes what he sees as he quickly kicks Impact directly in the chest as that forces the challenger to fall back against the canvas of the ring. Dray now gets down onto one knee and begins to fire away with right-handed punches down onto his opponent!

Stew-O: Dray Fontana is giving Impact absolutely no time to recover as he remains on the attack. The champion raises Impact up to his feet, then whips him right into the steel cage that surrounds the ring!! Impact’s head hits against the steel pretty hard as he leans up against it. Dray gets from behind Impact.. BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY DRAY FONTANA!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! Look at that! Impact is gripping onto the cage and preventing Dray Fontana from hitting that suplex!! Dray is trying all he can to lift his heavier opponent, but it’s no use!! Impact is holding on too tight to be launched in the air.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!! Another shot!! And another!! Dray is now clutching at his mouth in pain as he releases his hold on Impact!

Stew-O: But look! That opens up an opportunity for Impact to connect with a spinning wheel kick that catches Dray right across the face! Impact then reaches and grabs Dray’s head before taking him down to the canvas with a snapmare!! Impact now transitions into the Cobra Clutch!!! MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION!!!

Jake Mercer: The White Mamba is turning into snake that he is with that submission hold applied. He definitely wants to finish this one right here!

Stew-O: There’s no doubt about that! He’s squeezing and wrenching away at Dray’s head and neck with all of the strength that he has! Dray has his arms flailing in the air as he’s trying to figure a way out!! Again, this match can only be won by submission or knockout so this is a wise move by Impact!

Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAY FONTANA JUST PICKED UP A PIECE OF GLASS AND STABBED IT RIGHT INTO THE UPPER THIGH OF IMPACT!!! Impact releases the Cobra Clutch submission hold as he falls back onto his other hip. Meanwhile, Dray clutches at his throat in a seated position as he was barely able to breathe.

Stew-O: Impact is down on the canvas with that piece of glass sticking out of his leg. He reaches down and grabs the glass before pulling it right out of his upper left thigh! He yelps as Impact is in tremendous pain right now as blood begins to drip from out of his wounded leg.

Jake Mercer: Impact is slowly scooting his body closer to the side of the ring and against the cage. He reaches up and grabs the cage to help himself up to his feet. He’s definitely not at 100% as he puts most of his weight down onto his good leg.

Flannery McCoy: And at the other end of the ring, Dray Fontana is now working himself up to his feet. He’s finally caught his breath as he brushes his long hair back with his hands. He sees Impact up against the cage wall and begins to make his way over to the challenger. What’s this?!?!

Stew-O: As Impact leans up against this cage, Dray gets right in his face as he covers his own with his two hands.. He then exposes his face as he yells out “Peek-A-Boo” to-

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST HEADBUTTED DRAY FONTANA RIGHT THE FACE THE SECOND HE EXPOSED IT! HE WASN’T FALLING FOR DRAY’S TRICKS LIKE SO MANY OTHERS HAVE IN THE PAST!! Dray clutches at his face in pain, but that gives Impact the opportunity to push off of the cage wall as he grabs Dray by the head.. RUNNING BULLDOG BY IMPACT AS HE PLANTS DRAY FONTANA’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE SHATTERED GLASS!!!

Stew-O: Impact sits upright as he looks down at Dray Fontana who is clutching at his face in pain. Dray now raises his head as we can see cuts and small shards of glass around his face! Blood is dripping down the cheek of the champion as he is surely in a lot of pain right now!! This sight leaves a smirk on Impact’s face as he grabs Dray Fontana by the back of the head… AND SHOVES IT RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH GLASS EVERYWHERE!! IMPACT IS GRINDING DRAY’S FACE AGAINST THE SHATTERED GLASS AS IF IT WERE LIKE A CHEESE GRATER GRATING SOME CHEESE!!! MEANWHILE, DRAY IS TAKING THE PUNISHMENT AND SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!

Jake Mercer: Impact is showing absolutely no mercy right now as he uses his weight to his advantage by using it to apply more pressure onto the head and face of Dray Fontana. More and more cuts and blood appear on the champions face!!

Stew-O: Impact finally releases his grip on Dray Fontana. He slowly rises up to his feet as his left leg is still in a tremendous amount of pain from earlier. Impact then follows up with a strong stomp down onto the lower back of Dray Fontana! Dray quarter turns but is quickly met by a shoot kick to the chest by the challenger that turns Fontana onto his back! And Impact again stomps down onto Dray Fontana!! This time it’s a stomp down onto the abdomen!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact remains on the attack as he grabs Fontana by the head and hair and brings him up to his feet. Knife edge chop to the chest by Impact!! He follows that up with a forearm shot to the face of the champion as Dray leans back against the cage!!

Stew-O: Impact looks down at his right fist then back at Dray Fontana. He reaches down and grabs piece of glass and places it in between his middle and ring finger. Oh no.. He can’t be thinking this..

Jake Mercer: IMPACT CHARGES IN AT DRAY FONTANA WITH THE FIST OF FURY!!!! RIGHT HANDED KNOCKOUT PUNCH WITH A SHARD OF GLASS STICKING OUT OF HIS FIST!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! DRAY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS IMPACT PUNCHES RIGHT AT THE CAGE WALL! The glass pierces back against the palm of Impact’s hand as he releases it and shakes his hand out.. Impact looks up.. UXU!!!! DISASTER KICK BY DRAY FONTANA CATCHES IMPACT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AS HE FALLS INTO THE PILE OF SHATTERED GLASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!

Flannery McCoy: Wow, what a way to use the cage to his advantage! Instead of leaping off of the ring ropes like he normally does, Dray scaled halfway up the cage before launching himself off to connect with that disaster kick!

Stew-O: Dray Fontana wipes the blood and his hair from off of his face. He looks at Impact who is in pain laying on top of the broken pieces of glass. Dray then looks up at the platform above the ring as he begins to climb up the cage!! Dray is about halfway there, but it looks like Impact is slowly getting himself up!! Impact sees what Dray is doing and begins forcing his way up to his feet!

Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana is almost at the top of the cage wall, but right behind him is Impact! Impact is now scaling up the cage. He’s struggling with that wounded left thigh, but he’s still going!! He reaches up.. AND HE GRABS AT DRAY’S BOOT RIGHT AS DRAY WAS ABOUT TO GET HIMSELF UP ONTO THE LEDGE!!

Flannery McCoy: Look! Dray is kicking away at Impact now! He’s trying to free his leg and finally does!! Dray then gets himself up onto the top of the ledge!!!

Stew-O: Impact doesn’t seem too happy about that. He continues to force his way up the cage as he slowly progresses to the top. Impact now pulls himself up onto the ledge as he’s now on his hands and knees on top of the platform!

Flannery McCoy: CORKSCREW KICK DRAY FONTANA!!!!

Stew-O: TREMENDOUS CORKSCREW KICK CONNECTS AS DRAY BLASTS IMPACT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THE CHALLENGER IS DOWN ON THE PLATFORM ABOVE THE RING!!! Dray Fontana literally waited for Impact to reach the top of that platform so that he could catch him off guard with the UXU.

Flannery McCoy: That was a well-planned strike by Dray that definitely took a lot out of Impact. Dray now reaches down and.. He’s locking in the.. THE CROSSFACE!!! DRAY FONTANA JUST GOT ON TOP OF IMPACT AND HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!! Impact is screaming in pain right now as Dray is wrenching back on the head of the challenger!! He’s going for the submission right here on the platform above this MMA style ring!!

Jake Mercer: Impact may need to tap out right here!! Dray is fully locked in and is not showing any sign of letting go until Impact admits defeat!! There’s an official up there asking Impact if he wants to quit, but Impact yells out a loud “NO.”

Stew-O: You can see the frustration on Impact’s face. His hopes of adding the PURE Championship to his resume are slowly fading away along with him! If he doesn’t tap out then he will surely black out due to the lack of oxygen he’s breathing. Remember, Dray can win this match by knockout and that’s what he’s going for right here. He knows Impact will be too stubborn to submit himself, so he has this crossface applied with absolutely no way for Impact to rope break in order to stop it!! It’s too tight for Impact to break free!! Impact’s hand extends out!! He’s shaking!! He may just tap!! His hand is hovering over the floor of the platform that they are wrestling on.. And.. IMPACT SMACKS THE MAT!!!

Flannery McCoy: TO GRAB A PIECE OF GLASS AND STABS IT RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF DRAY FONTANA’S KNEE!!!

Jake Mercer: The Prince is screaming!! He releases his grip on Impact as he clutches at his knee in pain and pulls the glass piece right out of it!! Meanwhile, Impact is down on the ledge, clutching at the back of his head after being trapped inside that mean crossface by the champion.

Stew-O: Dray Fontana slowly rises to his feet. He begins to shake out his left knee as that is the knee that got stabbed. He can’t put that much weight on it yet, but at least he is able to stand. Impact also manages to get up to his feet. He begins to limp his way over to Dray Fontana.. Forearm shot to the face by Impact!! Fontana responds with a forearm shot of his own!! Impact with a knife edge chop to the chest!! Fontana responds with his own chop to the chest of his opponent!! These two are going back and forth! They’re trading punches now!! IMPACT!! FONTANA!!! IMPACT!!! FONTANA!!! IMPACT!!! IMPACT!! IMPACT!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana stumbles back after the three consecutive punches by Impact!! Impact steps towards Dray again and goes for another punch!! BUT NO!! Dray with a knee strike to the abdomen of Impact that drops the challenger down onto one knee!! Impact rises back up to his feet though and connects with.. THE EVISCERATION!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! DRAY FONTANA CATCHES IMPACT RIGHT BEFORE IMPACT COULD DROP DOWN TO THE FLOORING ON THE LEDGE!! Fontana adjusts.. AND LIFTS IMPACT UP IN THE AIR IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!! Fontana slowly walks his way over to the center of the ledge above the ring with Impact on his shoulders!! He can’t be thinking what I think he is!!! He’s going for a powerbomb from 10 feet in the air all the way down to the shattered glass in the ring below!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!!! IMPACT HAS A SHARD OF GLASS IN HIS HAND AND HE JAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF DRAY’S HEAD!!! DRAY DROPS BACK AND FALLS ON HIS BUTT ON THE PLATFORM AS IMPACT FALLS OFF TO HIS SIDE RIGHT BESIDE THE CHAMPION!!

Stew-O: If I can recall, Impact reached down and grabbed that piece of glass when he fell to his knee right before going for his Evisceration. That piece of glass may have just saved him from defeat just now!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact now gets up to his feet. He walks over to Dray Fontana who is in a seated position on the ledge above the ring. The challenger now grabs another piece of glass and.. HE STABS IT RIGHT INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF DRAY’S HEAD!!! Dray has two pieces of glass sticking out of his head right above the ears! Blood begins to drip down the side of Dray’s head as he screams in pain!!!

Stew-O: Impact now gets from behind Dray as he locks his head tight with his right arm. The White Mamba now uses his left hand to reach and grab another piece of glass as he holds the Prince in place.. AND IMPACT JABS ANOTHER PIECE OF GLASS INTO THE HEAD OF DRAY FONTANA!!! THIS TIME IT PIERCES THROUGH HIS FOREHEAD!!! Impact grabs another.. AND PIERCES IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE LAST ONE!!! HE ISN’T DONE AS HE GRABS A FIFTH PIECE OF GLASS AND STABS IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PIECE THAT’S JAMMED INTO THE CENTER OF DRAY’S FOREHEAD!!!!

Jake Mercer: There is so much blood dripping down the face of Dray Fontana!! It’s as if his face was painted red!! Those pieces of glass are jammed in deep into the skin and stick out.. AND IMPACT GRABS A SIXTH SHARD OF GLASS AND JAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF DRAY FONTANA’S HEAD!!! MORE BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP DOWN THE HEAD AND BODY OF THE CHAMPION!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What’s this!?! Impact releases his grip of Dray Fontana as Dray falls off to his side. He’s trying to pull the glass out of his head, but the pain is too unbearable for the prince!! Impact rises up to his feet the grabs Dray Fontana and brings him up to his feet as well..

Impact: (Off Mic) MAY I PRESENT TO YOU!!! YOUR CROWNED PRINCE!!!!!

(The camera gets a closer look at Dray Fontana as we see his bloody face topped off with a crown of glass shards that are implanted and embedded into his skull.)

Jake Mercer: I’ve heard of a crown of thorns, King Neptunes Crown, and the traditional gold crowns.. But a crown of glass? Well, actually in the glass Kingdom that rivals Dray’s kingdom, I’m pretty sure the king wears a crown of glass.. Not like that though.. But that’s what happens when you’re inside the Impact Zone!!

Flannery McCoy: :snoop:

Stew-O: Impact is clutching at the face of Dray Fontana now as he presents the Crowned Prince to the audience… Wait a sec..

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST TOSSED DRAY FONTANA DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE LEDGE ALL THE WAY TO THE PILE OF SHATTERED GLASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! THAT’S A TEN FOOT DROP!!!!

Stew-O: Dray Fontana is down in the center of the ring! He’s got blood dripping down his face as he lays on top of the shards of glass!! Meanwhile, Impact looks directly at the Prince from the top of the ledge!!! Impact turns around and exposes his bloody back… AND IMPACT LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR THE FLIGHT SIGHTS!!!! LIONSAULT FROM THE LEDGE DOWN ONTO DRAY FONTANA 10 FEET BELOW!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: IT CONNECTS!!!!!

Impact: (Off-Mic) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: WHAT!?!?

Stew-O: WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

Jake Mercer: He got hurt :dahell:

Stew-O: Wait.. Impact is rolling off of Dray Fontana and that’s.. THAT’S BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS STOMACH!!! THAT’S AN INSANELY DEEP WOUND TO THE STOMACH OF IMPACT!!!

Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT DRAY’S HAND!!! He’s holding a thick piece of glass!!! Impact just moonsaulted 10 feet down onto that piece of glass in Dray Fontana’s hand!!!!

Stew-O: And now Impact is trying to work himself up to his hands and knees, but instantly drops down back down. He again attempts to get up, but drops once more!! Meanwhile, Dray Fontana turns his crowned head as he looks directly at the struggling Impact. Impact again tries to get up, but once more he falls!!!

Flannery McCoy: And now Dray releases the thick piece of glass as his arm drops off to the side of his body.. He continues to watch Impact as Impact no longer has the strength to move. Blood is pouring from the wound in his stomach as Impact now lays in a pool of his own blood. He’s motionless and not moving, whatsoever!!!! Dray’s eyes slowly drop until they finally shut!!!

Stew-O: The Ref not hesitating to run over as he checks on both of them as he doesn’t look very pleased with what he’s seen at this point. Both of them have already lost a profuse amount of blood and if they even bother to continue at this point!

Flannery McCoy: Yeah it’s done! The Ref is signaling for the bell! It’s over!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The screen shows both Dray Fontana and Impact unconscious in the center of the ring. Impact has lost a tremendous amount of blood as the glass crown on Dray Fontana’s head may have done the exact same to the champion. They both lay in their own pool of blood next to one another. After a moment, the camera shows Stephie Love on the outside of the cage as she raises the microphone up to her mouth to make an announcement.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen due to both competitors being ruled unable to compete by the Referee.. This match has been ruled a draw by no contest!!!!

Jake Mercer: Wait a minute does that mean…

Stephie Love: And as a result.. STILL YOUR EAW PURE CHAMPION… DRAY FONTANA!!!!!

(The crowd begins to cheer loudly as they witnessed two heavily disliked Elitists literally killing each other. This match was also very entertaining for the fans in attendance, so there’s that too.)

Stew-O: These two men went at each other the second that bell rang and did not hold back ever since. This was an absolute war that was on full display.

Jake Mercer: Sucks that we didn’t have a clear winner, but how could you when neither guy was willing to give up until there was no choice. They were about to kill each other for that PURE Championship!

Flannery McCoy: I’m sure we’ll find out more about these two later on and maybe a rematch will be in store for them. This was definitely a match I would like to see again.

Stew-O: You have got that right Flannery. I’m sure these two will see each other again to settle the score, but as for right now.. I don’t think either of them are physically capable of doing ANYTHING.. The title remains with The Prince, and if he was still in search of his crowning moment, he had it right here tonight…

(The camera shows the medical staff rushing stretchers to the ring. They quickly attend to the bodies of both Dray Fontana and Impact before the screen eventually fades to black.)

(A commercial for EAW Cricket Meet & Greets. Lie to your favorite elitists about how they’ve saved your life, we know damn well TNT didn’t save yours :mjpls:)

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(It’s time for the annual Glass Ropes match between Jaylyn Garcia and Nina Bravo. We see that the ring crew are three quarters finished swapping out the tradition ropes and installing in their place ropes covered with sharp and jagged pieces of broken glass. In the center of the ring, there stands the radiant Stephie Love preparing to announce the next match.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS A GLASS ROPES MATCH!

(‘Come Thru’ By Summer Walker feat. Usher hits to an eruption of cheers from the crowd who absolutely lose their shit.

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Moscow, Russia weighing in at 115 pounds she is the “Russian Doll” NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nina Bravo comes out to the ring blowing kisses to all of her loving fans.)

Jake Mercer: So here’s the thing. I can either cheer on the man child coming out after or I could just support this fine young lady, 22 years of age.

Flannery McCoy: Didn’t you diss me a couple of weeks ago for supporting Nina?

Jake Mercer: Theres something about Jalyn that doesn’t sit with me.

(‘Martyr’ (Waves) by Polaris hits, as the crowd continues to cheer loud, even louder than they did for Nina.. After a moment, Jalyn Garcia steps out to the stage and makes his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: And her opponent!! From Sacramento, California!! Weighing in at 150lbs!!! WILDHEART!!! JALYN GARCIA!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And here’s the favorite of the match, Jalyn Garcia!

Jake Mercer: It’s been a sad case of America vs Russia between these two athletes and it’s a shame because Nina seems like she has a bright future ahead of her but she needs to give us American men a chance..

Flannery McCoy: :/ Lets just get the match started please.

(DING DING DING)

Stew-O: And we’re underway! Nina Bravo, Jalyn Garcia – these two talented elitists finally go toe-to-toe after weeks of anticipation.

Jake Mercer: Jalyn must feel a little bit bad for being in the same weight class as this exquisite yet petite lady.

Flannery McCoy: Well barring the clear height disadvantage, Bravo may not get a better physical match-up in EAW and she knows it as she extends her arms for a lock-up. And it looks like Jalyn Garcia is more than happy to comply as two charge into the collar-and-elbow tie-up! The heavier Jalyn Garcia is pushing Nina back and he shoves her toward the western ropes! Nina dramatically throws herself to the ground in an armadillo position and the Russian Doll seems to have staggered her momentum to avoid the ropes, what a clever move.

Jake Mercer: We’re seeing that Visual Prophet influence already, a willingness to think outside of the box has kept Nina out of harm’s way.

Flannery McCoy: That defensive strategy has obstructed Bravo’s vision of sight though and she hasn’t anticipated Jalyn grabbing her legs as “Wildheart” drags his prey into the center of the ring. Garcia motions over the legs of Bravo, rolling her over as Jalyn goes for the Boston Crab!

Jake Mercer: But Nina is able to use her lower body strength to power Garcia off onto and she rolls the former New Breed Champion up with a sunset flip. COVER! COVER!

Ref: “ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Flannery McCoy: But Garcia kicks out quickly and Nina looks great right now.

Jake Mercer: Here’s the thing, even though Garcia is the heavier of the two, his moveset is more acrobatic and actually, it’s Nina who I would argue is the better mat competitor. And she’s proving it right now as she’s ensnared Jalyn into a headscissors submission.

Flannery McCoy: She hasn’t applied it tight enough and Jalyn is able to roll over his foe and transition into his own bridge pin counter!

Ref: “ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Stew-O: Kick out from Bravo! But the Russian Doll is able to follow up with a counter and it’s yet another sunset flip!

Ref: “ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Stew-O: But Garcia counters and he transitions with his own counter to the bridge pin! But before Jalyn settles for the pin fall, he rolls backwards and returns to his feet with Bravo’s legs in each arm’s grasp. He leans back and catapults Nina Bravo into the ropes!!

Jake Mercer: Frick! The back of Nina’s shoulder has been grazed by that razor-sharp glass and blood is starting to trickle down onto the mat.

Flannery McCoy: The piercing anguish of ripped flesh subdues Bravo as she tries making back into the middle of the ring- BUT SHE’S IMMEDIATELY KNOCKED DOWN TO THE MAT BY A BICYCLE KNEE. Jalyn covers the shoulders of his foe.

Ref: “ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Ref: “TTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Jake Mercer: Not yet! Nina gets the shoulder up and Jalyn seems actually surprised. Does he actually think NeNe is made out of glass!???

Flannery McCoy: What are Russian dolls made out of?

Jake Mercer: Not plastic like Consuelo Rose Ava.

Stew-O: Back to the match… It seems like Jalyn is bringing Bravo back up to her feet to apply the front-facelock and he could be planning to hit a DDT…

Flannery McCoy: Not planning- He does as he drives Nina Bravo face-first into the canvas- and the former New Breed Champion wastes no time and continues on the attack, drilling a dazed Nina Bravo with forearm strikes to the skull.

Stew-O: Jalyn looking very dangerous here as each shot sends a recuperating Nina Bravo back down to the mat.

Flannery McCoy: It looks like he’s taken a much more aggressive stance as he’s bouncing Bravo’s head off of the mat. And now what? It looks like he’s going to drag Nina into the corner by the hair as she lets off a scream

Nina Bravo: Let go of me you uncultured swine!

Stew-O: Jalyn has sat Nina down in the bottom corner of the turnbuckles and he’s turned to the other side of the ring. Garcia comes back around charging and sets into mid-air AS HE LANDS A HESISTATION DROPKICK-

Jake Mercer: BUT NOBODY’S HOME- NINA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AND JALYN FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH HIS THIGHS CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM ROPE. THE FLESH OF HIS THIGHS HAVE BEEN RIPPED OPEN BY THE SHARDS OF GLASS. LOOK AT THE BLOOD POURING.

Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT NINA, SHE’S DRAGGING GARCIA BACK INTO THE CENTRE BY THE LEGS AND SHE’S GOT THEM HOOKED FOR A PIN.

Ref: “ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Ref: “TTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Ref: “THHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!”

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Jake Mercer: HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT! JALYN IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO THRUST HIS LEGS OUT OF THE PIN AND NINA LOOKS PISSED.

Flannery McCoy: Looks like Bravo is going to return the favor now as she stomps away at the torso of Garcia and you know she’s hell-bent on proving she can hang with anyone on the roster. Nina turns away from Jalyn as she rolls her eyes, looking irritated because it seems like she’s caught a speck of glass in her fingernail.

Jake Mercer: BUT SHE EXECUTES A STANDING MOONSAULT! NOBODY SAW THAT COMING, AND SHE’S GOT JALYN COVERED.

Ref: “ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Ref: “TTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Flannery McCoy: He’s not out yet, Jalyn gets the shoulder up!

Stew-O: Bravo is grabbing Garcia up to his feet by the hair and she PUSHES HER FOE INTO THE ROPES! Jaylyn bounces off of the ropes, drawing the ire of the spikes of glass in his back and he returns to take an unforgiving SPINEBUSTER TO THE CANVAS!

Flannery McCoy: And Garcia is in agony right now as those pieces of glass have gone in deeper to his flesh as the wounds open up and blood oozes out of the back of Garcia. One of the bigger pieces of WildHeart’s back is lodged into his back and is removed like a tactically placed knife as Nina draws the shard out causing Jalyn to wince!

Jake Mercer: NeNe looks horrifying right now and she’s wielding that piece of glass as a weapon of her own and she’s scraping it across the cheek of Garcia as crimson begins to trickle down the face of the former New Breed Champion. And now she’s backing off as Nina Bravo awaits her opponent’s return to his feet.

Stew-O: Jaylyn is stirring right now as he groggily makes his way up to his feet and it’s a bit more difficult because usually he’d use the ropes as leverage but that’s obviously out of the question. Garcia’s back up to his feet-

Jake Mercer: MOMENTARILY, NINA CATCHES JAYLYN WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!

Stew-O: THE STRIKE DAZES GARCIA BUT HE’S STILL STANDING—

Jake Mercer: SPINNING BACK SHARD OF GLASS SLASH TO THE SKULL OF GARCIA’S. And now blood is pouring from his forehead. Bravo with the kick to Garcia’s thigh and he lets out a cry as his previous wound stings from Nina’s boot… and Jalyn drops to his knees.

Nina Bravo: Good night sweet American Boy

Jake Mercer: JALYN GETS HIS FIRST KISS AS NENE KISSES HIS BLOODIED FOREHEAD. AND ANOTHER KISS TO THE HEAD- THIS TIME IT’S A FEROCIOUS BULLHAMMER ELBOW AS NINA’S OLECRANON KNOCKS GARCIA OUT.

Stew-O: Nina’s blooded mouth signals a wet smile as she drops to the canvas and pins down the shoulders of Garcia’s for the cover.

Ref: “ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Ref: “TTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Ref: “THHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!”

DING DING DING

Jake Mercer: And Nina wins!

(“Come Thru” plays again as Nina rolls off her foe, licking her lips as she wipes off the blood of Jalyn’s from her mouth.)

Stew-O: What an impressive victory from Nina Bravo as she decimated her for in the latter stages of this match!

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE RUSSIAN DOLL… NINA.. BRAVOOOOOOOO

Flannery McCoy: What a performance indeed, Nina proved tonight that she can step up to the next level and she’s shown a killer instinct that will definitely help her in the future in EAW.

(A commercial for Russian flags starring Nina Bravo. Order now and you get a free lighter included to burn your American Flag!)

(House of Glass returns from commercial break as it pans over to the locker rooms in the arena. MITSUBACHI is seen pacing in the locker room back and forth with his hands behind his head in frustration as Komatsu Ogawa has his face buried in his hands as MITSUBACHI begins to speak to him)

MITSUBACHI: Man I can’t believe I am being left off this event I just can’t seem to get things together I keep letting everyone down I mean even you Ogawa.

Komatsu Ogawa: That’s false information Mitsu you can never let me down unless it’s at my funeral because I want you to be my last goodbye. You’ll bounce back, you always do! Keep your chin up dude. Besides what’s the worst that could happen.

MITSUBACHI: THIS is the worst that could happen, I should’ve been PURE Champion, I should’ve been the one facing Dray Fontana at House of Glass but noooo, KKKarl had to get his hands into my business and ruin it for me.

Komatsu Ogawa: I’m sorry KKWhat-

MITSUBACHI: Do you know how I feel about this? I feel horrible, why the hell am I even here in the first place, this just doesn’t make any sense to me. The only time I should be here is when I’m raising the PURE Championship in victory, but that’s out of the question :noah:.

Komatsu Ogawa: Ochitsuku my brother, it’ll all be ok. You’ll get that PURE Championship shot, I can bet my life on it, and if I die, I died for a good cause :salute:. But just know like the mighty samurai of the past you shouldn’t give in, for tis but a scratch. However you know what always cheers people up and gives them motivation?

(MITSUBACHI would turn over to Ogawa as he raised an eyebrow in more of curiosity)

MITSUBACHI: What would that be?

Komatsu Ogawa: TRAINING MONTAGE!

MITSUBACHI: :krabs:

(Ogawa jumps up to his feet and runs out of the locker room as MITSUBACHI looks concerned for his friend as he gives a shrug and follows him as the Dynasty fades back to the arena)

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Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty’s exclusive Free-Per-View event, House of Glass! The most violent of the year! Coming up next is a match that is sure to live up to that name. Two headstrong forces determined to make their mark in Elite Answers Wrestling will collide in a match of brutality and bloodshed! Limmy Monaghan and Sebas will go head to head in a glass weapons match! I can’t wait to see the fireworks that unfold in this one!

Flannery McCoy: Expect the unexpected in a matchup like this one, you never know what each competitor may have planned with such a stipulation! I hope you’re ready at home, we’re ready, the world is ready, the wait is over!

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES CONTEST AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! THIS IS A GLASS WEAPONS MATCH IN WHICH THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT IS VIA PINFALL OR SUBMISSION, INSIDE THE RING!

(‘Remove Your Mask’ by Wolfmother begins to reverberate throughout the arena. A more focused than ever Limmy Monaghan and his still sly mug makes his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF GLASGOW, SCOTTTLANNNDDDDD, WEIGHING IN AT 191 PPOOOUUNNNNDSSSS!!!! LIMMMYYYYYYYYY ‘THEEEEE SCCCCOOTTTIISSHHHHH X’ MONAGHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan is certainly on a newfound path of seeking singles stardom. With the loss of the tag team titles also came the loss of Limmy’s only path in EAW thus far. Though if we know anything about Limmy Monaghan, we know he’s capable of doing the impossible. When the world is saying no, Limmy says yes. And it’s more than possible that Limmy can become a massive supernova on Dynasty, emerging as a force to be reckoned with.

Stew-O: But tonight he faces his toughest test to date. This match is sure to test any competitor’s will to compete, will to live, and will to exist in the jungle that is EAW. And against an opponent like Sebas, it won’t be easy. Mark Macias’ absence has left a void for Limmy to fill, he understands that if he wants to prove everyone wrong once again, he must stamp his name as a singles competitor in EAW. A singles competitor who can get in there and throw down with the very best of the best.

(Limmy awaits the arrival of his rival, ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach begins to play as SEBAS enters on the stage, and waives to the socially distanced crowd.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 205 POOUUUNNNDDSSSS!!!! WRESTLING OUT OF SANTO DOMINGO, THE DOMIIINNNCAAANNNN REPPUBLICCC, ‘THE TROOPPPIIICCALLLLLL BREEEEZZEEEEE’ SEBBBBBBAAASSSSSS!!!

Jake Mercer: Sebas for months has proven himself to be one of the very best on Dynasty’s scene. And he’s still got a massive chip on his shoulder, which could be for good reason. Sebas is out to prove to himself and to the EAW universe that he’s still a top tier competitor, even after a close loss at Territorial Invasion. Sebas has gotten himself back on track and not for a second looked to take any roads that weren’t the most strenuous.

Flannery McCoy: He’s certainly never looked for the easy way out, and won’t find any tonight regardless. Sebas is often a man of honor, whereas Limmy looks to use any advantage he can to get ahead. Tonight, the playing field is evened, both men will look to inflict their will, destroy the will of his opponent, and leave House of Glass with a tremendous victory that could launch them back into the title picture. Both men in the ring, the world is watching! Let’s do this!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Both men immediately clash in the center! Not looking for a lock-up, they just wanna brawl! A fury of punches from both men, but Limmy gains the early advantage with a spinning back to the gut! Sebas hurls over in pain as Limmy drops an elbow on the back of his skull, dropping Sebas to the canvas! Looking to toss Sebas to the outside is Limmy! But Sebas is able to land on the apron, collecting himself, and sends Limmy stumbling back with an enzeguiri over the top rope! Clattering the skull of Monaghan! Limmy charges towards him once again, Sebas goes low this time, a shoulder to the midsection of Limmy Monaghan, NOW SEBAS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! What a move from ‘The Tropical Breeze’! Sebas with a brilliant counter, now he heads to the outside! They aren’t wasting any time searching for weaponry in this one!

Jake Mercer: There was certainly bad blood in the build-up to this match, the venom between these two is sure to promise uber blood and violence! Sebas under the ring pulls out a….THAT’S A BASEBALL BAT COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS! HE WANTS TO PUNISH LIMMY TONIGHT! But Monaghan on the other side of the ring, he’s unsheathed…a…A VASE! A VASE COVERED WITH THOSE GLASS SHARDS, GOOD GOD! UNORTHODOX, BUT THAT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR YA!

Stew-O: Can’t a bat just…shatter a vase?

Jake Mercer: Quick maths, Stew! Both men rolling back into the ring, staring into the eyes of his counterpart, now jawing off at one another! SEBAS SWINGS THE BASEBALL BAT AT THE SKULL OF LIMMY, MONAGHAN AVOIDS IT, NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO TRIES TO SHATTER THE VASE ON THE HEAD OF SEBAS, BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO BURY A KICK IN THE MIDSECTION OF LIMMY! HALTING THE SHARDED SURPRISE! Monaghan drops the vase to the canvas, Sebas comes off the ropes with a flying hurricanrana, sending Limmy barreling to the other side of the ring! Barely up with the help of the turnbuckles, Limmy tries to avoid the Sebas onslaught, but Sebas is unrelenting tonight! Maneuvering the wrist of Limmy, looking to pop his arm out of the socket is Sebas! Dragging Limmy to the ground, and stomping on his wrist! NOW A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! SEBAS PUTTING IT ON HIM EARLY TONIGHT!

Stew-O: Sebas now with a headlock, Limmy is trying to fight his way up to his feet. Punching his fists to the canvas, he’s got one foot planted! Limmy now up to a knee, HE’S UP TO HIS FEET! Sebas with a nasty chop to the chest, and HE COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! WAIT, LIMMY AVOIDS IT, DROPPING SEBAS TO HIS BUTT WITH A PELE KICK! That overhead counter kick from Limmy Monaghan just rang the bell of Sebas, and he’s back in this fight! WAIT, LIMMY PICKS UP THE BASEBALL BAT COVERED IN SHARDS! HE’S GOT BAD INTENTIONS WITH IT! A WILD SWING TOWARDS SEBAS, BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO EVADE IT, NOW GRABBING THE VASE OF LIMMY! UH OH, SEBAS HURLS THE GLASS SHARD COVERED VASE TOWARDS LIMMY!!!! BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN SWINGS THE BAT AND SHATTERS THE VASE TO A MILLION PIECES, THE GLASS SHARDS FLYING BACK INTO THE EYES AND FACE OF SEBAS!!! WHAT A COUNTER, OR SHOULD I SAY HOME RUN!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS ATTEMPTED TO HURL THE VASE TOWARDS MONAGHAN, BUT HE TOOK SEBAS ATTACK RIGHT OUT OF MID-AIR, NOW IT’S SEBAS WHO’S DOWN! Sebas with blood coming from various spots on his face, still covering up his eye, the glass shards slicing him up- oh, god…

Jake Mercer: Good god almighty….

Flannery McCoy: PLEASE TELL ME SEBAS DIDN’T JUST OPEN HIS EYE AND BLOOD SQUIRTED OUT OF IT!!! SEBAS EYEBALL IS BLEEDING FROM THAT FLYING GLASS!! That’s going to be a burden all night long for Sebas, and Limmy Monaghan isn’t interested in giving him any room to rest! Limmy Monaghan is gonna return the favor, stomping on the back of Sebas! Driving his boot into Sebas’ spine, Limmy Monaghan has turned the tide of the match in his favor! Sebas attempts to wipe the blood from his eye and face, but Limmy drags him to the outside and sends him crashing into the barricade! Smashing his face off the apron now, Limmy begins to throw clobbering blows at the spine of Sebas again! Limmy wants to put a bad, BAD beating on Sebas for all the venom exchanged between these two in the buildup to this match! Limmy heads to the apron now, what the hell is he thinking here?!?! SEBAS MANAGES TO COLLECT HIMSELF BEFORE LIMMY CAN ATTACK, SWEEPING THE FEET OF LIMMY AS HIS HEAD SMACKS AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE APRON! SEBAS NOW LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE STAIRS AND SPEARS LIMMY OFF THE APRON, ALLLL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!!!! SEBAS SPEARS LIMMY DOWN TO THE UNPROTECTED FLOOR, HOLY HELL!!!

Jake Mercer: BOTH MEN ARE IMMENSE PAIN, BUT SEBAS IS BACK TO HIS FEET, RUSHING INTO THE RING!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DRAPED OVER OUR TABLE, BUT HE’S GOT A MISSLE COMING STRAIGHT FOR HIM!!!!! SEBAS OFF THE ROPES, FLIIIEEEESSSSS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTONNNNNN!!!! FLATTENING LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! LImmy Monaghan just crushed under the weight of Sebas, what a move from ‘The Tropical Breeze’! Sebas with an absolutely devastating aerial attack on Limmy Monaghan! Sebas wipes the blood away from his eyes, and he begins to search under the ring again, Sebas is going to make the former tag team champion pay for that batter’s swing move from earlier in the match! Now Sebas with a…garbage can? We came to expect a glass cover- what the, what does he have now?!?!

Stew-O: It’s…a bag? And he’s….IT’S A BAG FULL OF SHARDS OF SPLINTERED GLASS, THOSE RAZOR SHARP SHARDS, AND HE’S POURING THEM INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE 10 POUNDS WORTH OF GLASS HE’S JUST DUMPED INTO THE GARBAGE CAN, IT’S NEARLY FILLED TO THE TOP WITH GLASS!!! JUST AS WE THOUGHT THESE TWO WEREN’T GONNA UNSHEATHE THE UNSEEN, THEY DO IT!! A GLASS SHARD FILLED TRASH CAN, WHAT VIOLENCE FROM SEBAS! THAT’S WHERE THE BREATIVITY IS AT, BHRIS!!!

Jake Mercer: Limmy still at his knees and Sebas drives a knee into his head! Limmy looks down and out but Sebas is going to make sure he leaves no doubt about who’s the better man, who’s the more violent man! He drags Limmy’s body to the trash can, LOOKING TO DRIVE HIS HEAD INTO THE GLASS! Limmy just barely able to fight out, forearm strikes from Monaghan now, AND A SNAP SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! Limmy Monaghan, in a flash, turning the tables on Sebas! Who’s trying to get to his feet but Limmy with a running soccer kick to his arm! Chopping down the foundation of Sebas, Limmy is going to torture him! LIMMY’S GOT SEBAS IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB, HE’S GOING TO DRIVE HIM INTO THIS CAN OF GLASS SHARDS, DON’T DO THIS!!! WAIT, SEBAS IS ABLE TO ESCAPE OUT THE BACK DOOR, NOW SHOOTS A MASSIVE DISCUS ELBOW AT THE SKULL OF LIMMY!

Stew-O: NOW SEBAS DRAGS LIMMY UP TO THE TOP OF THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?!?! THEY’RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US HERE, LIMMY TRYING TO FIGHT WITH PUNCHES TO SEBAS BODY! SEBASSSS DROPS LIMMY WITH A SINGLE ARM DDT ON THE TABLE!!! GOOD GOD BUT HE ISN’T DONE YET! WHAT COULD HE HAVE PLANNED NOW?!?! SEBAS EYEING THAT GARBAGE CAN FILLED WITH GLASS, DON’T DO THIS!!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR A CRUCIFIX DRIVER- WAIT, LIMMY MANAGES TO GET OUT THE BACK, HE SHOVES SEBAS FACE FORWARD OFF THE TABLE, TOWARDS THAT TRASH CAN-

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS GRABS THE HAIR OF LIMMY AND MANAGES TO KEEP HIMSELF ON THE TABLE, BLOOD STILL COVERS THE FACE OF SEBAS, HE’S LIKE A MAN POSSESSED! ANOTHER CHOP FROM SEBAS, CRACKING THE CHEST OF LIMMY!!! NOW A FOREARM STRIKE, LIMMY IS ALL BUT OUT! SEBAS NOW LIFTS LIMMY INTO THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB, THEY’RE ON TOP OF THE TABLE, AND ABOUT TO MEET THEIR LITERAL END!!!! DON’T DO THIS, SEBAS!!! LIMMY TRIES TO FIGHT OUT, BUT SEBAS TRANSITIONS TO A PILEDRIVER, GOD, NO!!!!!!! SEBAS DROPS LIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OFF THE TABLEEE HEAD FIRST INTO THE SHARD FILLED GARBAGE CAN!!!!!! HOLLYYYYYYY SHITTTT!!! KALKAODKKDODODKLDPODODODO!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: LIMMY’S CORPSE EMERGES FROM THE CAN, HIS FACE IS LEAKING BLOOD FASTER THAN TOM HOLLAND LEAKS DETAILS FROM MARVEL MOVIES! LIMMY MONAGHAN’S HEAD AND FACE SLICED WIDE OPEN IN SO MANY PLACES, DROPPED HEAD FIRST INTO LITERAL HELL BY SEBAS!!! BLOOD IS POOLING AROUND LIMMY, GOOD LORD, HIS ENTIRE TORSO COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS!!! SEBAS YELLING AT LIMMY MONAGHAN, NOW GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!!! JESUS CHRIST, STOP!!!! YOU’VE JUST PUT THIS MAN THROUGH POUNDS OF RAZOR SHARP GLASS AND CONTINUE TO LOOK FOR WEAPONS TO QUITE LITERALLY END HIS CAREER, SEBAS IS A DIFFERENT BREED TONIGHT!

Stew-O: IS THAT??? IT’S A CHAIR WITH GLASS SHARDS GLUED ALL OVER IT, A STEEL CHAIR COATED WITH A LAYER OF GLASS SHARDS, MY, OH MY!!!! SEBAS BARELY ABLE TO HOLD THE CHAIR HIMSELF, IT’S COVERED IN GLASS!!! BUT HE’S….WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE, DRAPING THE CHAIR OVER LIMMY MONAGHAN, NOW SEBAS IS HEADED BACK INTO THE RING!!! HE’S ASCENDING THE TURNBUCKLES, GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! SEBAS, DON’T DO IT!!!!!! SEBAS FLIES WITH A A DIVVVVVINGGGGGGGG ELBOOOOWWWW OFF THE TOP-

Jake Mercer: –

Flannery McCoy: –

Stew-O: LIMMY GOT TO HIS FEET IN THE NICK OF TIME AND SWUNG THE CHAIR AT THE BODY OF SEBAS IN MID-AIR!!!!!! LIIMMY SMASHED THE GLASS COVERED CHAIR INTO THE BODY OF SEBAS, NOW SEBAS SIDE AND BACK ARE BUSTED OPEN, BLOOD OF BOTH MEN STAINS THE RINGSIDE AREA!!! NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO IS STUMBLING UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HE’S THERE, GRABS THE CHAIR AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF SEBAS!!!!! NO, STOP, DON’T DO THIS!!!!! THERE’S A LINE YOU DON’T CROSS, EVEN IN THIS MATCH, AND THIS IS IT!!!!

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY STOMPING ON THE CHAIR, THAT GLASS AND STEEL CRUSHING SEBAS NECK IN THE CHAIR!!!!! AKLAIKDODKDODODOL!!!!!! HOLY HELL, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME HAS HE DONE!!! SEBAS CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR, TWITCHING BADLY!!!! LIMMY SMILES AT HIM!!! THAT’S VILE, YOU ARE TRULY COLDHEARTED TO HAVE PROUDLY CRUSHED A MAN’S THROAT IN THE JAWS OF GLASS!!! LIMMY DRAGS SEBAS TO HIS FEET, THAT CHAIR IS STILL WRAPPED AROUND SEBAS NECK, LIMMY SLAMS THE CHAIR LEGS INTO THE STEEL RING POST!!!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, STOP THIS!!! SOMEONE END THIS CONTEST, LIMMY IS LOOKING TO END SEBAS LIFE!!! THAT MOVE SENT SEBAS CRUMBLING TO THE FLOOR, BLOOD COMING FROM HIS MOUTH NOW!!!!

Jake Mercer: LIMMY ROLLS SEBAS IN THE RING, LOOKING TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN, AND LEAVE EVERY STONE TURNED! LIMMY HOOKS SEBAS, HE’S GOT HIM!!!!! ‘LOUUUUNGEEEEE ACCTTTTTTT’ FROM MONAGHAN!!! THAT SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT, IT’S FINISHED MEN IN BETTER CONDITION BEFORE, AND LIMMY JUST LANDED IT TO PERFECTION! THE SKULL OF SEBAS CLATTERING AGAINST THE CANVAS!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES IN FOR THE COVER ON SEBAS, THIS SURELY HAS TO BE IT!!!

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Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!!!! HE SHOT THE SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS WITH A SPLIT SECOND LEFT!!! SEBAS MANAGED TO KICK OUT, HOW, WE HAVE NO IDEA, BUT HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!!! Limmy looks as shocked as any of us, though he knows Sebas is reeling! He knows he’s got him on the ropes and he needs to capitalize NOW! Sebas trying to get to a knee but he can’t. Limmy slashing his throat, signaling for the end! HE SETS SEBAS UP FOR ‘DAYBREAK’! THAT SWINGING DRIVER!!!! HE’S GOT SEBAS SET UP!!! DAYYYYYYBRREEE- NO!! SEBAS WAS PLAYING POSSUM, HE ESCAPED OUT THE BACK, SHOVING LIMMY MONAGHAN AGAINST THE ROPES AND SENDING HIM SAILING THROUGH THE AIR WITH A SPANISH FLY!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM SEBAS, WHO NOT EVEN A FEW MINUTES WAS PUT THROUGH THE DEFINITION OF HELL!

Stew-O: Sebas leaving the ring again, he’s going to put Limmy through the exact same pain he felt! With a…. What the hell?! Sebas dragging out a huge glass panel from under the ring, hanging it from the barricade and the ring barricade, this can’t be good. That massive glass panel setup, you know Sebas has devious intent with it! Now he brings out a…IS THAT A LEATHER STRAP WITH GLASS SHARDS GLUED TO IT?!?! OH GOD, SEBAS NOW IN THE RING, HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! SEBAS SEES THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS NECK TO HIS CHEST, STAINING HIS BODY RED, HE’S TOO FAR GONE!!! SEBAS WHIPPING LIMMY WITH THAT GLASS COVERED LEATHER STRAP!!!! SLICING OPEN THE BACK OF LIMMY, SEBAS UNLOADING IN THIS GLASS WEAPONS MATCH!!!

Jake Mercer: SEBAS RUTHLESSLY PUNISHING THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!! As Sebas drops the strap, he drags the body of Limmy to the outside. Limmy quickly squirms back into the ring, Sebas will follow- BUT LIMMY SLAMS THE GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF SEBAS!!!! OH, NO!!!! GOOD GOD, SEBAS WHOLE BODY WENT LIMP, I PRAY HE’S LITERALLY STILL ALIVE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SEBAS LIFE OR CAREER! RUNNING TOWARDS SEBAS AND LAUNCHING HIMSELF WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS IS LIMMY!! A PICTURE PERFECT SHOOTING STAR, AFTER LIMMY, MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF THAT BAT HE USED SO EFFECTIVELY EARLIER IN THIS MATCH!

Jake Mercer: Sebas just barely beginning to stir, Limmy’s got him in his sights! LIMMY MONAGHAN LOOKING FOR AN ‘ARMOR BREAKER’! BUT SEBAS AVOIDS THE ATTEMPTED SUPERKICK, NOW WITH A PELE KICK OF HIS OWN!!! LIMMY MANAGES TO EVADE THE COUNTER ATTACK, SEBAS HITS THE CANVAS HARD, AND LIMMY FLATTENS HIM WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! LIMMY WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF ATHLETICISM, NOW GOING INTO THE COVER ON SEBAS!!! FOR THE WIN!!!!

(OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

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Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT FROM SEBAS! SEBAS POWERED OUT OF THE ATTEMPTED PIN FALL, JUST BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH, HE HANGS ON!!! Limmy Monaghan won’t allow it for much longer, he’s got the victory in his crosshairs! Limmy catches a glimpse of that glass panel on the outside of the ring, oh God…Limmy is now smiling at Sebas again, spitting blood at him. Both men are covered in their own and one another’s blood, but they remain in this match! FOR HOW MUCH LONGER THOUGH, LIMMY’S GOT SEBAS UP FOR A POWERBOMB, HE’S LOOKING TO DROP SEBAS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!! SEBAS WITH PUNCHES TO THE SKULL, WHAT THE HELL CAN HE DO TO ESCAPE THIS!!!! LIMMY RUSHES TOWARDS THE ROPES, HE’S GONNA DO IT- WAIT, SEBAS MANAGES TO TAKE LIMMY OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM WITH A HEADSCISSORS COUNTER!!!! BOTH MEN LAND ON THE APRON!!!

Stew-O: BUT ONLY ONE CAN REMAIN THERE, LIMMY NAILS THE ‘ARMOR BREAKER’ TO THE CHIN OF SEBAS!!!! SEBAS FALLLSSSSSS- BUT HE GRABBED THE TOP ROPE AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!!!! HE HANGS ON!!!! LIMMY MOVES FORWARD AGAIN BUT SEBAS MEETS HIM WITH A KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN THIS TIME, NOW A DROPKICK INTO THE RINGPOST!!!! THESE TWO BATTLING ON THE EDGE OF A VERY STEEP CLIFF! LIMMY COMES FORWARD WITH A STIFF LARIAT TO THE FACE OF SEBAS NOW, BUT SEBAS REMAINS ON HIS FEET, SCREAMING AT LIMMY TO COME FORWARD!!!! LIMMY CHARGES FULL SPEED AHEAD, ONE LAST TIME!!!! SEBAS CAUGHT HIM AND SENDS THEM BOTH FLYING OFFFFFF THE APRON WITH A SPANISH FLY THROUGH THE GLASSSSS PANNNEEELLLLL!!!!!!! THAT PANEL SHATTERED TO A MILLION PIECES!!!

Jake Mercer: THE SHARDS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY’RE RED NOW, STAINED FROM THE DRIPPING BLOOD OF BOTH COMPETITORS!!!! THEY’RE DOWN AND OUT, BUT ONE NEEDS TO FIND THE STRENGTH TO CAPITALIZE!!!!! It’s gonna be Sebas, he’s mustering the sheer will power to get to his feet! Rolling Limmy in the ring, Sebas is now trying to gather himself for a big move! He wants to finish it here! Sebas grabbing a huge piece of broken glass, he throws it at Limmy, who caught it at the last second, BUT SEBAS FLIES AT HIM WITH A CODEBREAKER!!!! THAT GLASS EXPLODED IN THE FACE OF LIMMY!!! WHAT BRILLIANCE FROM SEBAS, LIMMY’S EYES FLOODED WITH MILLIONS OF GLASS SPLINTERS!!!! NOW UP TO THE TOP GOES SEBAS, SCALING THE ROPES!!!! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE NOW, SEBAS IS GOING FOR THE FINAL CUT IN THE DISSECTION OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!! ‘SINNNGGGGUUUUUULLLAAARIIIITTYYYYYYYY’!!!!!!!!!! A SHOOTTTIIIINNGGGG STARRRRRR ELBOW DROOOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! SBAS DELIVERED IT TO PERFECTION, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!!!!! WAIT, HE CAN’T GET TO LIMMY, HE LANDED IN THOSE SHARDS TOO!!!!! THE GLASS IS EVERYWHERE IN AND OUTSIDE OF EHT RING, SEBAS IS TRYING TO GET TO LIMMY AS DESPERATELY AS HE CAN!!! SEBAS GETS HIS ARM DRAPED OVER MONAGHAN, THAT’S GONNA BE THE MATCH!!!!

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Jake Mercer: KICKOUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HOWW??!??!!?

Stew-O: HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP, LIMMY GOT THE SHOULDER UP, THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS STILL ALIVE, SEBAS CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! DRENCHED IN BLOOD, WHAT DO EITHER OF THESE MEN HAVE TO DO TO KEEP THE OTHER DOWN?!!??! Sebas snarling at Limmy, his blood his boiling! Sebas can’t believe that didn’t keep Monaghan down!! Sebas on the outside now, he’s grabbed…a…what the hell?!? He’s grabbed a roll of duct tape! NOW A KENDO STICK WITH GLASS SHARDS GLUED ALL OVER IT!!! AS IF HE COULDN’T SHOCK US ANYMORE, HE’S GOT DESPICABLE PLANS FOR MONAGHAN!!! SEBAS WITH THE TAPE, LOOKING TO- WAIT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A HEADBUTT, NOW A PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF SEBAS!!! TO THE SECOND ROPE GOES LIMMY, A DIVING DROPKICK SENDS SEBAS BARRELING ACROSS THE RING!!!! LIMMY IS MOUNTING A COUNTER ATTACK LATE IN THIS MATCH!!!

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY TAKES THE TAPE AND KENDOCK STICKS, SHOVING THEM AGAINST THE FACE OF SEBAS, NOW BINDING THEM WITH THAT TAPE!!! THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS IN THE KENDO STICKS PRESSED AGAINST THE FACE OF SEBAS, HE CAN’T GET THAT TAPE OFF!!! LIMMY’S TAPED THE STICKS TO SEBAS’ FACE, GOOD GOD!!!! NOW LIMMY CHARGES ACROSS THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE FACEEEEEEEEE!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! THOSE GLASS SHARDS HAVE FOUND A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN THE FACE OF SEBAS!!!! LIMMY PICKS UP SEBAS’ BODY AGAIN, NOW A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!!! OH MY LORD, HIS PUNISHMENT IS UNRULY!!!! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!!!!

Stew-O: LImmy Monaghan in a frenzy of rage and adrenaline, he’s still using the tape, but for what!?!? As if the shots to the face with the glass-covered kendo sticks weren’t enough, he’s got more in store for Sebas! Now removing the tape from the face of Sebas is Limmy, but duct taping Sebas hands behind his back now….shoving Sebas face-first into the canvas. LIMMY TAKES A PIECE OF TAPE AND PICKS UP HUNDREDS OF GLASS SHARDS ON IT!!!! THOSE SHARDS STICKING TO THE TAPE, LIMMY’S GOT SEBAS TRAPPED!!!! HE’S HELPLESS!!! LIMMY NOW PUTS THE GLASS COVERED TAPE ACROSS THE MOUTH OF SEBAS WITH A CROSSFACE!!!! JESUS CHRIST, LIMMY’S GOT A CROSSFACE IN, THE GLASS SHARDS RIPPING APART THE FACE OF SEBAS, AND HIS HANDS ARE TIED DOWN, HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS !!!!!END THIS MATCH, REFEREE!!! PLEASE!!!!

Jake Mercer: SEBAS ROLLING TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT LIMMY DRAGS HIM RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER!!!! AND AGAIN HE PULLS BACK ON THAT TAPE AGAINST THE FACE OF SEBAS!!!! SUFFOCATING HIM WITH THAT GLASS COVERED TAPE, THIS IS INHUMANE!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS CONTEST, GODDAMN IT!!!

Jake Mercer: LIMMY GRABS A KENDO STICK COVERED IN GLASS AND BEGINS TO SWING AWAY NOW AT THE BODY OF SEBAS!!!! HE’S USING EVERY SHRED OF POWER HE’S GOT JUST TO DISMANTLE THE BODY OF SEBAS WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! LIMMY FINALLY EXHAUSTING HIMSELF, DROPS TO HIS KNEES! Sebas manages to slip out of the tape, the blood allowing him to escape temporarily, but how long will it be before Limmy finishes him off once and for all? That’s where this match is headed, Limmy knows it, and he’s got his eye on the ball! Limmy sizing Sebas up! LIMMY MONAGHAN LAUNCHING HIMSELF WITH THE ‘HOWITZER IMPACT’!!!! BUT SEBAS AVOIDS IT, SEBAS MANAGES TO FIND THE WHEREWITHAL TO AVOID THE FLYING KNEE, AND HE NOW DRIVES LIMMY MONAGHAN DOWN WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HOW IS SEBAS DOING THIS? HOW ARE BOTH MEN DOING THIS FOR THAT MATTER, BUT RIGHT NOW IT’S SEBAS WHO’S DICTATING THE TIDES OF THE MATCH!! Limmy Monaghan against the ropes, Sebas is feeling it! SEBAS CLOTHESLINE MONAGHAN OVER THE TOP ROPE, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR GOES LIMMY! SEBAS TO THE APRON NOW, OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLES, SEBAS FLIES WITH A MOONSAULT!!!! SEBAS WITH A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE, TAKING OUT LIMMY!!! AMAZING MOVE FROM SEBAS, NOW ROLLING LIMMY BACK IN THE RING, SEBAS UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! HE FLEW OUTSIDE THE RING, NOW IT’S TIME TO FLY INSIDE OF THE RING!! SEBAS WITH A FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP, BUT LIMMY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!! NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR SEBAS!!! BUT HE LANDED ON MORE OF THOSE GLASS SHARDS, THEY’RE EVERYWHERE, AND EVERYTHING HURTS!!!

Stew-O: Look at Limmy, Sebas is down, LIMMY WITH THE ‘HOWITZER IMPACT’ TO THE BACK OF SEBAS’ HEAD!!!! SEBAS DOUBLES OVER, HIS LIGHT HAVE BEEN PUT OUT!!! Limmy now rushing to the outside of the ring, he’s looking for another weapon of war! AND HE APPEARS TO HAVE FOUND IT, IT’S A TABLE COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS!!! CHRIST IN HEAVEN, HE’S SETTING IT UP ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! NOW LIMMY DRAGS OUT ANOTHER GLASS COVERED TABLE, AND HE STACKS IT ON TOP!!! HOLY HELL, HOLY BLUE HELL, LIMMY HAS STACKED UP TWO GLASS COVERED TABLES!!! BUT LIMMY’S NOT STOPPING THERE, HE SEEMS TO ALSO BE CARRYING A SHOVEL COATED WITH GLASS SHARDS!!! MY EYES MUST BE DECEIVING ME, WHO EVEN THINKS OF A WEAPON LIKE THAT!!! LIMMY ENTERS THE RING, HE SWINGS THE SHOVEL AT SEBAS!!!! SEBAS DUCKS UNDER IT AND HE COUNTERS WITH A CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!! HE PLANTED LIMMY MONAGHAN! SEBAS IS SOMEHOW STILL BATTLING THROUGH THE PAIN!!

Jake Mercer: Sebas now up to the second rope, Limmy Monaghan is up to his feet, but not for long! SEBAS WITH A TORNADO DDT!!! SEBAS CAN FEEL THE MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE, AND HE’S GOING TO PUT LIMMY OUT FOR GOOD! SEBAS GRABS THE SHOVEL AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF LIMMY! THE SPINE OF LIMMY RATTLED BY THAT GLASS COVERED SHOVEL, HOLY SHIT!!! SEBAS PUTTING A BAD BEATING ON LIMMY NOW!!! Sebas brings Limmy to his feet! LIMMY NOW RAKES THE EYES, AND A JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE JAW OF SEBAS, LIMMY IS POWERING THROUGH THAT SHOT WITH THE SHOVEL!!! LIMMY SPEARS SEBAS THROUGH THE ROPES, THEY NEARLY FLY THROUGH THOSE TWO GLASS COVERED TABLES!!!!! ON THE APRON NOW, SEBAS GETS TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND DRIVES LIMMY AWAY WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!! SEBAS WITH A DIVING NECKBREAKER ON THE APRON!!!!!! LORD ALMIGHTY, SEBAS DROPS THE NECK OF LIMMY ONTO THE UNFORGIVING APRON!!! HOW MUCH CAN ONE MAN TAKE?!?!

Flannery McCoy: THIS COULD BE THE ANSWER RIGHT HERE, SEBAS HAS GOT A HOLD OF LIMMY, AND HE’S MANAGED TO SET HIM UP ON THE SECOND ROPE!!! SEBAS NOW AT THE TOP, HE’S TAKING LIMMY WITH HIM!!!! MONAGHAN AND SEBAS ON THE TOP ROPE, SEBAS APPEARS TO BE SETTING UP FOR THE ‘SCHRODINGER PARADOX’!!!! OFF THE TOP ROPE, THROUGH THESE TABLES, THIS WILL BE IT, SURELY!!!!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR LIMMY’S CAREER AND SEBAS’ TOO FOR THAT MATTER!!!! SEBAS HAS GOT HIM, HE’S GOT HIM IN THE AIR, OH GOD, THIS IS IT!!! ‘SCHRODINGERRRRRRRRRRRR PARADOXXXXXXXXXX’ –

Stew-O: …..

Flannery McCoy: …..

Jake Mercer:…..

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY ESCAPES OUT THE BACKDOOR, AND NAILS SEBAS ON THE CHIN WITH ANOTHER LEAPING PELE KICK!!!!! SEBAS STILL ON THE TOP, ON WOBBLY LEGS, HE’S ON THE EDGE OF DOOM!!! LIMMY NOW UP TO THE TOP AGAIN, HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ‘IMPULSE’ OFF THE TOP!!!! HE WANTS THAT ‘IMPULSE’ DRIVER OFF THE TOP, HE’S GOT SEBAS SET UP FOR IT!!!! LIMMY GOING TO DRIVE SEBAS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! HOLLLYY SHITTTT, THIS IS GONNA BE ITTTTTTTT-

Jake Mercer:…..

Stew-O: …..

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS ESCAPES BETWEEN THE LEGS, BACK IN THE RING, HE GRABS THE GLASS COVERED SHOVEL AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!! LIMMY FALLLLSSSSS FROM THE SKIESSSS THROUGH THOSE GLASSSSSS COVVVEEEREEEDDDD TABBLLLEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! LIMMY WAS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THOSE TWO GLASS COVERED TABLES, THAT’S IT, THIS MATCH IS OVER!!! HIS BLOOD IS SPILLING EVERYWHERE, THEy’RE TURNED PALE!!!! LIMMY’S LIGHTS HAVE BEEN SHUT OUT!!!!! SEBAS SEE’S THE OPPORTUNITY, HE DRAGS LIMMY BACK INTO THE RING!!!!! SEBAS SETTING HIM UP, THIS IS GONNA BE IT! ‘SCHRODINGERRRRRR PARADOXXXXX’!!!!! SEBAS NAILED IT!!!! SEBAS NAILED HIS SIGNATURE FINISHING MOVE!!!! WAIT A MINUTE, HE’S HEADING TO THE OUTSIDE, WHY IS HE NOT COVERING LIMMY?!?!?

Stew-O: SEBAS WANTS TO PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE, THAT GLASS COVERED CHAIR IS BROUGHT BACK INTO THE RING BY SEBAS!!!! THE VERY CHAIR THAT LIMMY TRIED TO END SEBAS CAREER WITH!!!! SEBAS SETS THE CHAIR UP, AND LIFTS LIMMY ONTO HIS SHOULDERSSSS!!!!!! A BURNING HAMMER ON THE GLASS COVERED CHAIR!!!!!!! BURNNNNIIIINGGGGGGG HAMMMMEEEERRR

Flannery McCoy: WHAT?! WHAT?! LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE BURNING HAMMER JUST BARELY AS HE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS MAKING HIS WAY FORWARD! BUT LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! ARMOR BREAKER CONNECTS!

Jake Mercer: SEBAS STUMBLING BACK AS HE RUNS RIGHT BACK TOWARDS HIM! DAYYYYYBREEEAAAKKKKK!!!!!! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT ONTO THE GLASS CHAIR CONNECTS!!! HOW THE HELL WAS LIMMY ABLE TO DO IT?! LIMMY HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THEPIN!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY DID IT, HE PUT SEBAS AWAY, LIMMY HAS WON THIS WAR!!!!

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNNNEEERRRRRRRRR, ‘SCOOOTTTTIIISSSSHHHH XXXXXX’ LIIMMMMMYYYYYY MOOONNNNAAAGGHHAAANNNNNN!!!

Flannery McCoy: What an absolute war. These two laid it all out on the line. When I say all, I mean absolutely everything. Nothing left for either man to give, they’ve poured their hearts out tonight! You couldn’t have written a more hard-fought battle between two undeniable warriors.

Jake Mercer: Agreed, they both were fantastic tonight, Though in the end, it’s Limmy who’s walking away with a win! What a win for that young man, who bounced right back after a defeat at Territorial Invasion with his partner Mark Macias, now on his own and thriving just as much and dare I say more than he did before! An unbreakable will was shown by Limmy tonight.

Stew-O: SEBAS’ got no reason to hang his head, he pushed Limmy to more than his limit. They both were involved in a classic tonight, and the history books will remember the incredible performance put on by both men.

Flannery McCoy: Thank you Limmy Monaghan, SEBAS, for an amazing, AMAZING match. Bright things will be coming to both these young men, but for now, congratulations to Limmy! Thank you for sticking with us, and House of Glass will return with more action shortly!

(A shot of SEBAS walking up the ramp in defeat is shown as Limmy Monaghan celebrates in the ring.)

(A commercial is shown for Bronson Daniels’ new album “Up In Smoke” an overused title for the most overused, boring album you could ever see, don’t tell him I said that)

(House of Glass comes back from commercial break as it shows the medical facility of the backstage area. The door slowly opens as someone walks out of it slowly. SEBAS comes out with a light groan as he grabs the back of his head. God knows how he’s still standing as he’s covered head to toe in blood from his match against Limmy. He doesn’t seem excited, if anything he seems to be in a ton of pain and bummed out that he lost against Limmy. Before long Kathy Kush is seen running over to SEBAS with a mic as SEBAS slowly turns his head towards her. SEBAS beckons Kathy over as he makes his way over to a production crate to sit down on as it’s clear that he can’t stand up for much as Kathy begins to speak)

Kathy Kush: SEBAS! You mind if I ask you some questions?

SEBAS: Yeah, sure… I’m not in the mood, but might as well.

Kathy Kush: Well, do you have anything to say about what happened out there against Limmy Monaghan?

(SEBAS gives a heavy sigh as he looks down to his boots, kicking them in the air before begrudgingly speaking)

SEBAS: What is there to say, I lost. That’s what you wanted to hear, right? You wanted to bathe in my shame and you wanted to take it all in, why don’t you ask the winner of the match? Why don’t you go ask Limmy Monaghan a few questions, cause it seems I’m not the ideal for this type of thing. This was supposed to be my rebound, Territorial Invasion stabbed me right in the heart. It took me down to the ground yet despite that I promised myself that something like that would never happen again. That I wouldn’t have to feel that sadness, my pride shattered in two, that I could fix that, that I could make that better. And look now? It’s just as before, repeating Territorial Invasion again, just when I’m that close to winning, something happens, something is bound to happen, is it just rinse and repeat from here? I don’t know if it’s just rinse and repeat from here, but it’s not going to please me that this happened again. It’s dug through the scar that was trying to heal and it opened it right back up again. So why should I be asked how I felt? Shower Limmy with praise, anyone but me, I’m not in the mood.

(A pause is heard as Kathy gives SEBAS a moment to breath before she continues to speak)

Kathy Kush: So what’s next for you?

SEBAS: I don’t know, do you? I certainly don’t. Wherever the road takes me I guess, but what matters most is that I’m here, I’m standing here on my two feet and I think that’s what manages to keep my pride intact just a little bit longer, I can say for certain that this isn’t the end, frankly it’s the beginning. I’m in the ripe years of my career in EAW, let’s just take it slow shall we-

Stew-O: OH! WHAT THE HELL?! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF SEBAS’ HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHO THE HELL?!

(The camera pans over to show a man in a hoodie standing above SEBAS as he takes off the hood, as it’s revealed to be none other than Mason Massacre)

Flannery McCoy: MASON MASSACRE IS HERE! HE’S GOT A MATCH LATER TONIGHT WHY THE HELL IS HE FOCUSING ON THIS?! MASON LIFTS THE CHAIR, AS HE SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF SEBAS! SEBAS WENT THROUGH LITERAL HELL TONIGHT AND THIS IS JUST ADDING INSULT TO INJURY!

???: HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!

(The camera pans over as Limmy Monaghan, with a shirt over his bloodied body still hurt makes his way over to Mason and looks at him)

Limmy Monaghan: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Mason Massacre: Mason fucking Massacre, remember the name will you?

Limmy Monaghan: No no, you misinterpreted me. Who the hell do you think you are…

(Limmy says as he relaxes his shoulders and looks at Mason before looking down at SEBAS)

Limmy Monaghan: Doing this without me?

Jake Mercer: ARMOR BREAKER! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF SEBAS JUST AS HE WAS GETTING UP TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! LIMMY GOING OUT OF FRAME AS MASON CONTINUES TO WHAM DOWN ON HIM SENDING CHAIR SHOTS DOWN ON HIS BODY AS SEBAS IS ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS AT THIS POINT!

Stew-O: AND LIMMY WITH A CHAIR OF HIS OWN SENDING IT DOWN ONTO SEBAS AS WELL! THIS IS AN ONSLAUGHT AS BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE JUST TAKING HIM OUT!

Limmy Monaghan: SET HIM UP!

Flannery McCoy: No no God no, Limmy taking his chair and putting it under the head of SEBAS who is already limp, Mason grips his chair in hand as he lifts it up, PLEASE GOD! NO!

Jake Mercer: CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: MASON LIFTING THE CHAIR AND SLAMMING IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF SEBAS AS IT SANDWICHES HIM BETWEEN THE TWO STEEL CHAIRS! LIMMY TAKING ANOTHER CHAIR AS HE LIFTS IT UP IN THE AIR! AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF SEBAS! BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF SEBAS ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS AND OH MY GOD! I JUST CAN’T LOOK ANYMORE!

(Before long Limmy drops the chair as Mason follows his lead. Limmy looks down at him with a smirk on his face as he walks up to Mason and pats his back as he does so.)

Limmy Monaghan: Go rest up for your match bud. We’re just getting started.

(Both Limmy and Mason walk away as House of Glass fades out to elsewhere)

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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring. Stephie is shown with a delightful smile on her face excited for the next match. She knows that all of the virtual fans watching at home are taking all kinds of screenshots of her in her flowing golden dress and she has to look good for the camera.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a GLASS CRYPT MATCH!!!! And it is set for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: Yes… The final fall that is.

Crowd: :lupe: !!!

Stephie Love: The rules of this match are simple. You must place your opponent inside the glass crypt here at ringside. Then you must navigate your way over to the crane conveniently placed nearby and dump all of the glass contents it holds into the crypt where your opponent will lie… forever!

(The camera pans ominously around the arena as bright strobe lights flash blindingly. A large glass crypt is shown just on the side of the entrance just under the raised portion of the stage. A massive crane is shown next to it before the camera pans upwards to show that the crane is filled with various glass objects and shards just waiting for someone to dump it on their opponent locked in the “phonebooth” that is the glass crypt.)

Stephie Love: And it is for the EAW NEW BRRRRRRRRRRRREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(“GATTI” by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits to cheers from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 185 pounds he is the EAW New Breed Champion he is “The Notorious” ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Andre Walker makes his way to the ring carrying his championship high in the air. Walker is shown wearing a tactical vest and jeans as he looks prepared for his mission tonight. Walker has a determined look on his face, all business as he does some prep stretches in the ring to prepare himself for this potentially career ending title defense.)

Flannery McCoy: Here comes the EAW New Breed Champion! Representing Dynasty! He is looking to keep the gold tonight and we will see real quick if he can pull it off.

Jake Mercer: Of course he can Flan. He is from Dynasty which makes him instantly superior to everyone else. Imagine actually sending someone from Showdown to fight him. Did you know that Showdown used to be the pro-Hitler brand during World War II? It’s a true story!

Stew-O: It’s definitely not a true story. But what is a true story is that Andre Walker is willing to give everyone a shot. That means he is a fighting champion and we really need one of them around here on Dynasty.

(Andre Walker is shown walking to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent…

(“White & Nerdy” by Weird Al Yankovic hits to boos from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: From the suburbs of Apple Valley, Minnesota weighing in 226 pounds he is “The Beta Male” CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISTIAN DEMARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian DeMarco: It’s Omega! I am the OMEGA MALE! Get it right! Nobody is more manly than I am!

(Christian DeMarco comes out to the stage with a microphone as he makes his way down to the ring.)

Stew-O: Oh god no.

Christian DeMarco: Alright alright alright. Listen up everyone! I am offended! I am sick and tired of being treated this way and you are all going to listen to me for a change. I am coming out here in my street clothes. Do you know why?

Flannery McCoy: Well I would assume it is because this is a Glass Crypt match. Street Fight type rules?

Christian DeMarco: WRONG! They wouldn’t let me change in the locker room! That’s why! They hung a “no cacs allowed” sign outside the locker room! Can you believe that? Oh this sure wouldn’t have happened to my grandmother Constance DeMarco back in the day! She was a pioneer of women’s wrestling! You are welcome by the way! But does anyone ever come around and say thank you? Does anyone ever appreciate us cacs? No! No they don’t! We have been here since the beginning.

Andre Walker: :skip:

Christian DeMarco: Oh I see you down there Andre. You look at a person like me and all you see is a filthy cac. I am tired of the discrimination! Someone needs to do something about this! I don’t feel safe. I don’t feel comfortable. When I am backstage I don’t even talk very much because I am not feeling the ooc vibe. It’s time you started to play by the rules Andre and tonight I am going to teach you a lesson in respect.

Andre Walker: (off mic) – What the fuck is an ooc vibe?

Christian DeMarco: I am going to rid EAW of people like Serena Bennett and Cameron Ella Ava who have discriminated against me because of my race! They will learn to treat a cac right! It is time for us to rise again! Cac army advance!!!

(Christian DeMarco raises a glass templar sword in the air as he begins to march towards the ring.)

Christian DeMarco: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Flannery McCoy: What the hell is this shit?

Stew-O: I have no idea tbh.

Jake Mercer: Fun fact. Cac actually stands for “cracker ass cracker” and according to urban dictionary it is mainly used on the messageboard website known as the coli which also according to urban dictionary is also the Indonesian word for masturbating.

Flannery McCoy: I see that explains why Nobi and Haruna got uncomfortable whenever I talked about that site.

Jake Mercer: The word cracker has a long history but in modern times it has come to mean “someone like Christian DeMarco”. It is almost completely synonymous with him and his family an-

Stew-O: Wait what the hell?!?!?

(Christian DeMarco is shown walking down the ramp when he suddenly trips on his own feet. He staggers sideways dropping his glass templar sword before falling backwards off the stage and into the glass crypt.)

Andre Walker: Oh I guess I win then.

Referee: You have to bury him with glass first. Also… well I mean I haven’t rung the bell yet.

Andre Walker: Can you do that then?

Referee: Sure. I guess why not. Usually I would wait until everyone gets in the ring but this guy is a motherfucking cac so it’s whatever.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: We are underway as Andre Walker advances up the ramp. Christian DeMarco is shown crying inside the glass crypt holding his leg in pain. He reaches out for his microphone but can’t quite get to it. He starts to pull himself up slowly and gingerly when sud-

Flannery McCoy: Christian DeMarco has the microphone! Anything but that!

Christian DeMarco: …

Jake Mercer: But the microphone isn’t working! It has been shut off!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – A cac has been silenced. As we have always been. :wow:

Stew-O: But wait! Andre Walker leaps from the stage! A tope con hilo off the stage into the cage laying out DeMarco! Andre putting his body on the line and it pays off!

Jake Mercer: But now both men are trapped inside that glass crypt! Andre Walker pulls up DeMarco by what little hair he has and slams him face first into the side of the crypt! Right into those glass and steel panels holding it together! And again! And again! Walker is bashing DeMarco’s skull in here tonight! The glass panels begin to shatter as Walker begins to bash DeMarco’s head in even harder! Walker reaches down and gets a fist full of glass… and he slaps the shit out of DeMarco with the glass hand!

Crowd: :damn:

Stew-O: Christian DeMarco is shown screaming as he tries to pick glass shards out of his eye. He suddenly kicks Andre Walker in the balls as he begins to scramble up the side of the glass crypt trying to escape! He makes it to the top! But he slips and falls back inside landing on top of Andre Walker! Maybe he really should have at least put his ring boots on backstage those shoes seem a bit slippery tonight.

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker shoves Christian DeMarco off of him before hitting him with a Curb Stomp inside the glass crypt forcing his face down into the broken glass. Walker climbs up and out of the glass crypt as he begins to make his way over to the crane. Walker looking to end this thing! If he can dump all of those glass objects and shards down onto Christian DeMarco then this thing will be over!

Stew-O: Andre Walker is shown entering the side of the crane. He is shown looking at the controls but he doesn’t seem to know how to operate the crane! He is trying to figure it out but that has given Christian DeMarco time to recover! DeMarco climbs up and out of the glass crypt as he retrieves his glass templar sword from the stage! He makes his way over to the crane…

Jake Mercer: OH GOD! ANDRE LOOK OUT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Christian DeMarco impales Andre Walker from behind with the glass sword! The sword is sticking through his entire torso and coming out the other side! Holy shit! I hope he didn’t hit any important organs! Andre Walker is screaming in pain!

Stew-O: Oh god I can’t look at this. That is sick!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – Hahaha! I knew from the very moment I saw you Andre that I wanted to penetrate you. And now I have! Your cries of pain are a beautiful cacophony to my ears!

Andre Walker: unzips

Jake Mercer: Now wait just a minute. Nobody wants to see that.

Flannery McCoy: Yes! This is just what I have been waiting to see!

Stew-O: Andre Walker taking it all off! And god damn! He really is fine! :whew: !!!

(Andre Walker is shown unzipping his tactical vest to reveal that the glass sword actually didn’t penetrate him at all only going through the side of the vest.)

Flannery McCoy: Christian DeMarco can’t believe it! He thought he had MURDERED Andre Walker tonight but it turns out he didn’t do shit! But not only that! Andre Walker has a number of glass discs inside his vest! He takes them out as he begins throwing them like throwing stars at DeMarco! Walker on some ninja shit as the discs cut into DeMarco’s skin taking him down! Walker hops out of the crane as he grabs one of the glass discs and shoves it into DeMarco’s mouth forcing him to eat glass! One of the discs falls out of Walker’s jacket during the struggle as the camera gets a close up shot of it.

Stew-O: Wait what is that? There is some sort of inscription on these glass discs…

(The camera zooms in closer to the weapons being used by Andre Walker.)

Jake Mercer: It appears to be a map of the world inscribed on the glass disc. Wait what? Why is it flat?

Flannery McCoy: Well… well uh let’s not get into that right now.

Stew-O: Andre Walker bashes Christian DeMarco across the head with the flat earth! DeMarco has been completely busted open here as he has suffered cuts all over his body! Walker pulls DeMarco back up to his feet before kicking him in the gut. THE DAWNBREAKER!!!

Jake Mercer: THE DAWNBREAKER CONNECTS AS ANDRE WALKER DRIVES DEMARCO’S HEAD WITH THAT FLIPPING PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE GLASS DISC ON THE GROUND! I THINK HE JUST BROKE DEMARCO’S NECK!!!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – I hate this place. Someday I will find another company that treats me right. Somewhere that I am appreciated. Somewhere that wants a cac like me around. Wait I know! I know just the guy! I just have to call him up and I know he will sign me! I just want Steel-

Andre Walker: (off-mic) – Well this is House of Glass but I guess for you I can make an exception.

(Andre Walker is handed a steel chair from a man in the crowd.)

Andre Walker: (off-mic) – Why are you in the crowd? Isn’t this supposed to be a virtual only show?

(The man in the crowd suddenly fades away as he appears on a nearby screen cheering on Andre to hit DeMarco with the steel chair.)

Andre Walker: (off-mic) – :skip: I guess I was just seeing shit. I need to lay off the drugs.

Stew-O: Andre Walker drives the steel chair down into the throat of Christian DeMarco! DeMarco begins to cough up blood, glass, and vomit on the ground as he rolls around in pain. Walker drives the chair down agai-

Flannery McCoy: But Christian DeMarco rolls out of the way!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – All I ever wanted was to be left alone! Stay away from me! You are violating the EAW rules!

(Christian DeMarco reaches down and throws glass dust into Andre Walker’s eyes as he begins to run away from him. Walker chases after him with the chair as DeMarco runs to the other side of the crane. They begin to run around the crane in circles as DeMarco is desperate to escape from Walker.)

Andre Walker: (off-mic) – Get yo pasty ass over here right now!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – RULE NUMBER ONE! RULE FUCKING NUMBER ONE! #server-rules

(To escape from Andre Walker, Christian DeMarco suddenly leaps up onto the boom of the crane and begins to climb.)

Stew-O: What the hell? Christian DeMarco is trying to climb to the heavens. But that doesn’t look very safe! But I guess he thinks it is safer than taking a beating with that steel chair from Andre Walker!

(Andre Walker begins to climb up the crane as well but Christian DeMarco keeps kicking at him to stay down.)

Andre Walker: (off-mic) – Fine I’ll stay down here. Damn.

Jake Mercer: Andre Walker watching helplessly as Christian DeMarco continues to climb up the boom of the crane eventually reaching the jib at the very top! DeMarco has to be at least fifty feet up in the air!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – Hahaha! Nobody can get me up here! For the first time in my EAW career I feel safe! Your hurtful words cannot reach me up here!

(Andre Walker is shown trying to call Christian DeMarco a “cac” from down below but it is such a great distance that DeMarco cannot hear him.)

Christian DeMarco: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:

Flannery McCoy: Now Christian DeMarco has reached the very top of the crane as he lowers himself into the load of the crane. DeMarco climbs into that massive load of glass as he begins digging around in it. He finds a large glass globe as he chucks it down from above at Andre Walker. Walker looks at the spherical globe with wide uncomprehending eyes before stepping out of the way as it crashes to the ground below.

Christian DeMarco: //eawnetwork.com/data/avatars/l/0/902.jpg?1593968438

Jake Mercer: Now Christian DeMarco is tossing lightbulbs down at Andre Walker! Walker dodging and weaving trying to avoid the objects that DeMarco is throwing at him from above! One false move and it is a one way trip to concussion city! Wait! DeMarco tosses down a jar of marbles! Andre Walker is slipping on them! Walker falling backwards! Oh no! He is going down!!! He is goin-

Stew-O: WAIT! Andre Walker fell backwards and through the door of the crane! He reaches up and slams his hand down hard on a large red button inside! Suddenly the crane begins to move!

Christian DeMarco: (off-mic) – AHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING? AHHHH?!?!?!?

Stew-O: Andre Walker has activated the crane! Oh no! Look out!!!

(Suddenly the crane drops its load right over the glass crypt. All of the glass and Christian DeMarco with it come falling down fifty feet and crashing down into the phonebooth below. DeMarco is heard screaming and crying in pain as he falls before there is a loud thud and a variety of skin-piercing sounds as the cacophony of glass and humanity come together as one within the crypt. The camera pans over to the crypt but most of the glass has shattered. Christian DeMarco cannot even be seen inside the massive huddle of glass shards but after a few moments red blood can be seen dripping from every side of the glass crypt forming puddles around it.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… and STILL the EAW New Breed Champion…. ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. The crowd cheering causes the glass inside the crypt to shatter even more from the sheer volume of the noise. This is turn causes even more blood to flow from the cracks in the crypt. A loud moaning noise can be heard from deep within the crypt as the camera pans over it. However, the camera quickly loses interest in that and goes to focus instead on Andre Walker standing on top of the crane operator’s cab holding his championship high in the air.)

Flannery McCoy: He did it! Andre Walker has retained the EAW New Breed Championship! He has overcome Christian DeMarco and proven that the man from Showdown does not deserve the gold! In fact he is truly a minor annoyance at best!

Jake Mercer: I agree with you there Flannery. There is not a much more convincing statement of dominance than literally burying your opponent. Andre Walker has shown the entire New Breed division that he is not one to be fucked with.

Stew-O: I think he literally murdered his opponent tonight. Which I would not condone in most situations however this is Christian DeMarco we are talking about so who really cares?

(Andre Walker is shown leaving with his championship as suddenly loud sirens are heard and two female ICE officers walk through the entrance way over to the glass crypt.)

Jake Mercer: Oh fuck did Kensingten send them again?

Stew-O: Calm down calm down. I’m pretty sure my papers are legit.

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS must be protected.

(The ICE officers walk slowly over to the glass crypt as one of them is seen talking on their phone.)

ICE: Yes yes. We found another one. These cacs come into our country illegally. They are bringing drugs, they are bringing crime. Yes sir we will deal with it right away. Alright ladies! Let’s load it up!

Flannery McCoy: Wait is that Serena and Cam?

Jake Mercer: I’m not sure. I can’t really tell with those glasses and uniform. But it looks like they are backing a vehicle into the arena!

(The garage door next to the stage opens up as a large ICE vehicle backs up into the arena. One of the officers makes their way over to the vehicle and opens it to reveal a large cage inside. They begin to maneuver the glass crypt into the cage using a variety of harnesses and other machinery. The crypt slides inside the cage when the steel doors slam shut around it.)

Christian DeMarco: (from within the caged glass crypt) – Your racist words hurt me more than these glass shards ever could. :wow:

(The ICE officers slam the back doors of the truck closed as it begins to drive out of the arena to a standing ovation from the crowd on their video monitors.)

Stew-O: A happy ending for everyone. That is what Dynasty is all about: :wow:

(The camera cuts to a commercial for Gangsta Brazil. A new Netflix crime drama featuring a group of Brazilian gangsters tracking down a large Canadian man for mysterious yet violent purposes. The show is rated X not for drugs, violence, or sex but for Xander.)

(House of Glass comes back from commercial break to go backstage to see Veena Adams standing alone in the GM’s office with a big smile on her face.)

Veena Adams: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the Veena Adams show.. Otherwise known as House of Glass, but obviously we all know why you’re here; to see me. Now as all of you know I am going to the finals of the Specialists Championship Tournament, and none of you should be surprised by that fact. I am Veena Adams and I do whatever the hell I want! Mere space and time bends to my will because it is how it is meant to be; and how it’s been for all of my family for years! Obviously you already knew that; what the Adams want the Adams get! Of course sometimes we’re forced to do things that we don’t want to do, like show up to a subpar show such as Voltage to try and get people invested in a match with a freak like Kasey Kaos in it… Ew. I shudder just thinking about that wretched thing breathing the same air as me, let alone touching me… Luckily tonight is not that night, but unfortunately it has to be done at a Voltage FPV, with some lame ass Halloween theme shit or something. How cliche, how gaudy, I don’t appreciate being made a spectacle in a spectacle but we all have to make due with shit cards we’re dealt once in a while. Bless his heart Matty Muffin means well, but there’s a reason he doesn’t run the A show.. But it makes no difference; Halloween themed, Christmas themed, Valentines Day themed, Easter themed, 4th of July themed, Hanukkah Themed… Hell make it something dumb as hell like Native American Day themed it makes no diffrence to me. 10 out of 10 times, a little muskrat such as Kasey Kaos could never even dream of beating someone like me.

(Veena rolls her eyes and walks over to behind the desk and sits down. She pulls out a neck brace)

Veena Adams: The mere fact that I am wrestling now, and at the very high level that I am. Beating Whoreper, beating Alexass, I’m an inspiration; and it only makes sense that this comeback trail leads to my first Championship gold. All of you should be rooting for me, but for some reason you would rather root for this social outcast because she was bullied in school due to things she decided to do herself. Is it my fault that she decided to be a freak and go against social norms? She had the choose, be a freak and be made fun of, or be normal and be left alone; and she made the wrong choice. It’s something that we learn as we grow up; being different isnt normal, and you don’t deserve the finer things in life if you choose that path. Maybe she needs to be on medication, but again that is her problem that she is not taking care of. I for one don’t believe in medication to fix problems, you’re either mentally effiecient enough to continue going, or you honestly should just die, and decrease the surplus population. The Specialists Championship isn’t for someone like Kasey Kaos.. she’s one more K initial from getting EAW canceled. I’m surprised she doesn’t go by “Krazy” Kasey Kaos.. Anyway, you know what I’m talking about and I don’t need to keep banging the drum about it.

(A banging can be heard)

Veena Adams: What the fuck.. God Damn construction workers.. I’m delivering a sermon right now on Adams Royalty… HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME!

(The banging can be heard increasing, and it sounds like it’s coming from the other side of the wall. Veena angrily gets up to go and yell that them, but instead of leaving the room she starts banging at the wall back at them)

Veena Adams: Shut the fuck up you walking cum stains; fucking failed abortions

CRASH

(A spot in the wall caves out, and a hole emerges from the wall.)

Veena Adams: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?!!

???: Tick tock… Tick tock… Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock Hickory Dickory Dock The mice ran up the clock Hickory Dickory dock The clock struck two The mice fell down Hickory Dickory dock

Veena Adams: The fuck is this hocus pocus bullshit???

(Veena leans in to look in the hole. When Kasey Kaos jumps out of it, scaring Veena, falling back, and running out of the room. Kasey slowly rises up from the hole, and starts manically laughing)

Kasey Kaos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. We are ready…

(Camera fades back to the arena while staying on Kaseys weird laughing face.)

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( “The Purge” by Schoolboy Q blasts through the speakers to a negative pop from the virtual crowd in attendance. Mason Massacre jerks the curtain and appears on the entranceway. With a serious, no-fucks-given smirk on his face, he scans the atmosphere of the World 1 Theatre before striding down the ramp and into the squared circle. )

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Eastside, Long Beach, California, weighing in at 282 pounds.. HE IS THE SO-CAL SUBMISSION SPECIALIST…. MASSSONNNN MASSSACREEEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Let’s not lie. Mason Massacre has proven to be a legitimate threat to the future of Elite Answers Wrestling’s flag bearers and it is only time that he gets that golden opportunity to make his permanent mark in this climate. Mason Massacre has been knocking down critics, debunking lies and false fabrications, and tonight, he looks to knock down his opponent, Adam Lucas.

Jake Mercer: Not going to lie.. Terry Chambers still be looking thick as a boat of oatmeal.

( As Mason Massacre waits in his designated corner, “Survival” by Eminem begins to echo throughout the World 1 Theatre. The virtual crowd reacts with an incredibly loud pop as it prompts for Adam Lucas to step onto the entranceway. He hypes up the virtual crowd before stepping down towards the ring. )

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM NEW YORK CITY, WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS… HE IS THE NEXT LEVEL….. ADAAAAMMMM LUCAAAASS!!!

Stew-O: On the topic of future stars with an abundance of potential, Adam Lucas is one of those future stars. People best have their eyes kept on Adam Lucas because he is definitely going to be one of the biggest breakout stars this season. He has proven that he can take his opponents to the limit, but the question is. With a match with the implications of a Glass Tables match, will Adam Lucas be able to take it to the extreme? We will see.

( DING! DING! DING! )

Flannery McCoy: This Glass Tables match is now officially underway as both Adam Lucas and Mason Massacre begin to circle the ring with their eyes fixated onto each other. Lucas and Massacre have been waiting the entire week to get their hands on each other and they finally get the opportunity to do so in a match where the first to go through a glass table loses! Both elitists go in for a collar-and-elbow tie-up!

Stew-O: BUT MASSACRE STORMS IN ON HIM WITH A COMBINATION OF STRIKES!! HE LIGHTS HIM WITH OPEN-HAND PALM STRIKES AND JABS AS HE FORCES HIM INTO THE CORNER!! LUCAS TRYING HIS BEST TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THE WRATH OF MASON MASSACRE AS MASON NOW LIFTS HIS HAND UP AND EXPLODES ONTO HIM WITH A HUGE KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! LUCAS FALLS TO THE GROUND AS MASSACRE NOW PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND FLATTENS HIM WITH ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!! GOD DAMN!!

Jake Mercer: Mason Massacre is bodying Adam Lucas right now as he Irish whips him into the corner! Adam Lucas collides into the turnbuckles while MASSACRE RUNS AND FOLLOWS UP!! WITH THE SHOULDER SMASH OF THE CCS ENZIGURI!! NO!! LUCAS GETS BOTH FEET UP AND MASON GETS NAILED WITH THEM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! MASON IS STAGGERED AS LUCAS NOW SITUATES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! LUCAS JUMPS UP!! MASSACRE DUCKS!! HE ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AND UP TO FIND MASSACRE!! BUT MASSACRE FLANKS FROM THE SIDE AND SENDS HIM FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING WITH A POUNCE!! G!!

Stew-O: WHAT A POUNCE NOW AS ADAM LUCAS IMMEDIATELY COLLIDES OFF THE APRON AND REELS AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! A MONSTER POUNCE FROM MASON MASSACRE AS MASON NOW SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND CHASES HIM!! LUCAS LOOKS UP TO THE SIGHT OF MASON!! MASON WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE, FOLLOWED UP BY AN ENZIGURI KICK ON THE BUTTON!! THE CCS ENZIGURI AGAINST THE BARRICADE HERE AS MASON NOW GRABS AHOLD OF HIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!

Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre turns him over with a snapmare takedown, clocks him with a penalty kick to the musher before running and coming off the ropes! LEAPING INTO THE AIR TO FLATTEN ADAM LUCAS WITH A BIG JUMPING SENTON ACROSS THE CHEST!!

Stew-O: Mason Massacre now brings him up to his feet and leans against the corner turnbuckle! LUCAS EATS A HUMONGOUS KNIFE EDGE CHOP BENEATH THE CHIN AND ACROSS THE CHEST!! MASON LIT HIM UP WITH THAT CHOP AS HE NOW BLASTS HIM WITH AN OPEN-HAND CHOP!!! LUCAS FEELING THE PAIN AS MASON NOW PROCEEDS TO GRAB HIS WRIST AND IRISH WHIP LUCAS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!!

Flannery McCoy: ADAM LUCAS SLIDES TOWARDS THE DIRECTION OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND EVADES THE IMPACT!! MASON CHARGES INTO HIM!!! LUCAS SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER FOR A FLUSH SUPERKICK!! NO! MASON SIDESTEPS IT AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! Adam Lucas is momentarily rocked as Mason Massacre pulls him and places his head between his legs! What does this man have in store now! HE LOOKS TO HOIST HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB IN FRONT OF THE CORNER!

Stew-O: BUT LUCAS USES HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND DROP HIS BACK ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! JESUS!! MASON MASSACRE GRABBING HIS BACK IN PAIN AS ADAM LUCAS WAS ABLE TO FLIP THE SWITCH JUST LIKE THAT!! HE CHANGES THE COMPLEXION OF THIS MATCH AS HE NOW EMERGES TO HIS FEET… Mason Massacre is inclined against the corner as Lucas now comes running in from the opposite corner! JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!!! IT CONNECTS!!

Jake Mercer: THE FAT MAN GETS NAILED WITH A FOREARM SMASH AS ADAM LUCAS SPRINTS BACK AND FORTH FOR A SECOND!!! BUT MASON FOLLOWS HIM FROM BEHIND AND SQUASHES HIM WITH A SHOULDER SMASH AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!! AND TWISTS AROUND FOR THE ENZIGURI KICK TO THE HEAD!! BUT LUCAS GRABS HIS FEET IN MID-AIR AND DARTS INTO THE AIR!! TERRY CHAMBERS IS LAID OUT ON HIS BACK AND GETS HIS CHEST CAVED IN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!

Stew-O: Terry Chambers? :dahell: You mean Mason Massacre?

Jake Mercer: YES! MASON MASSACRE! That’s what I said, right?

Stew-O: No, Jake… Adam Lucas nails Massacre in the chest with a spinning heel kick before inclining him against the turnbuckles.. LUCAS SPRINTS TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND BACK!! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS OFF THE CANVAS ONTO MASSACRE!! BUT HE FINDS HIMSELF ONTO THE SIDE OF MASSACRE’S CLUTCH!! MASSACRE COUNTERS THE LEAPING STINGER SPLASH WITH A URANAGE COUNTER!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! LUCAS MANAGES TO GET AHOLD OF HIS HEAD AND SPIKE HIM WITH A SATELLITE DDT COUNTER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS MASSACRE’S SKULL WENT CRUSHING INTO THE RING CANVAS!! LUCAS NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND AWAITS FOR MASSACRE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET… ADAM LUCAS JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND SPRINGS OFF!! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH!!

Stew-O: MASSACRE DUCKS AND LUCAS ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET!! LUCAS CHARGES INTO MASSACRE, AND MASSACRE GRABS HIM AND DRILLS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A VICIOUS SNAP SCOOP SLAM!! DID YOU SEE THE WAY ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD WENT CRASHING AGAINST THE CANVAS??!?! JESUS!! THAT IMPACT WAS NOT HOLY AT ALL!

Jake Mercer: Terry Massacre now elects to slide out of the ring and bring out a steel chair from ringside. This is a no disqualification match and the master of the T-5 is going to get the best out of it! Massacre steps onto the apron before entering… ADAM GETS UP TO HIS FEET FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND DROPKICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE THROUGH THE ROPES!! SLIDING BASEMENT DROPKICK SENDS MASSACRE WINDING BACK TO RINGSIDE!!

Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE IS STAGGERED AT RINGSIDE HERE AS ADAM LUCAS RUNS THE ROPES!! LUCAS IS LOOKING TO GO AIRBORNE HERE AS HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE DIRECTION OF MASON!! POWW!!! MASON CHUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR FROM HIS HAND TO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS!! LUCAS GOES FLYING FACE-FIRST INTO A FLYING STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas clutching his face, shaking and screaming in pain as Mason grabs his tights and THROWS HIM LIKE A DISCUS THROUGH THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! Mason Massacre is aggravated by that sliding dropkick as he now throws the steel chair into the ring and looks for more! He collects three steel chairs and brings those into the ring before joining Adam Lucas from behind.

Stew-O: He chucks Lucas into the corner turnbuckles before fixating his full attention onto the four steel chairs. He sets them up in front of the corner with two chairs adjacent to each other, facing two chairs set up the same way. He situates Adam Lucas on the top turnbuckle as the Eastside Exterminator joins him aswell! Both individuals are up on a precarious position as MASON TRIES TO FOLD HIM UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE IS GOING FOR A SUPER HELL ON EARTH MUSCLE BUSTER!?!? OH NO!! AND THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIRS?!?!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! LUCAS PUMMELS HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH FOREARM SMASHES AS MASON IS BEING OVERWHELMED!! MASON IS STAGGERED AND DAZED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BY THE FOREARMS AS ADAM LUCAS NOW STANDS ON BOTH TURNBUCKLES AND SLIDES OVER HIS BACK!!! MASON MASSACRE IS CLINGING ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

Stew-O: BUT ADAM LUCAS IS ABLE TO USE HIS UNDERRATED STRENGTH TO DETACH THE EASTSIDE EXTERMINATOR FROM THE TOP ROPES!!! AND TOSS HIM INTO THE STEEL CHAIR CONTRAPTION WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM ADAM LUCAS AS MASON MASSACRE IS SCREAMING AND MOANING IN PAIN HERE AT HOUSE OF GLASS!!

Flannery McCoy: That is going to be a recurring theme tonight as Adam Lucas has a smirk on his face. Mason Massacre is being attended to by the referee here as Lucas slides out of the bottom rope and excitedly brings up the apron sheets to bring up a glass pane and a bunch of glass tubes! He carefully brings the glass pane into the ring along with the glass tubes. Mason Massacre is clueless on what instruments of destruction that Lucas has introduced into this match. Lucas positions the glass table between the second turnbuckle and two steel chairs before picking up one glass tube.

Stew-O: AND HE HOISTS IT UP INTO THE AIR!! AND SMASHES IT ONTO THE BACK OF MASON MASSACRE’S HEAD!!! HE BREAKS THE GLASS TUBE ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS MASON MASSACRE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN EVEN MORE!! LUCAS NOW PICKS UP THE SECOND GLASS TUBE AND LIFTS IT UP INTO THE AIR!! BUT MASSACRE GRABS HIS LEG AND PUTS HIM THE HEEL HOOK!! OH NO!!

Jake Mercer: BUT THE NEXT LEVEL, ADAM LUCAS GRABS ANOTHER GLASS TUBE AND SMASHES IT ONTO THE HEAD OF MASON MASSACRE! MASSACRE QUICKLY RELINQUISHES THE HOLD AS LUCAS IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND PICKS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE HAS HIM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT MASON IS QUICK TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT AND NAIL HIM IN THE FACE WITH A BIG GAME YAKUZA KICK!!

Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS IS TAKEN OUT BY THE YAKUZA KICK AS MASON NOW TURNS HIM AROUND AND PICKS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!!! HE HAS HIM IN THE ARGENTINE RACK HOLD!! MASON LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE SIGNATURE BURNING HAMMER OUT OF HIS ARSENAL!! BUT LUCAS FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET!! AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!! MASON STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS OFF!! FOR ANOTHER LARIAT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LUCAS USES THE MOMENTUM OF HIS ARM TO FLIP OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND EVADE IT!! MASON LOOKS UP IN SHOCK AS HE GETS CLOCKED WITH A JUMPING DROPKICK!! A DROPKICK WITH PRECISION AIM AS LUCAS NOW IMPATIENTLY CROUCHES IN THE OPPONENT OPPOSITE FROM MASON MASSACRE!! MASSACRE IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AS HE IS WINDED BY THAT DROPKICK!!! HE IS EMERGING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF WHERE THE GLASS PANE IS POSITIONED AS ADAM LUCAS HAS HIM WHERE HE WANTS HIM!! THE NEXT LEVEL CHARGES INTO MASON MASSACRE!!!

Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND HOISTS HIM IN THE AIR!! AND SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE GLASS PANE WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER SLAM!! OH MY GOD!!! ADAM LUCAS IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE DEBRIS AS HE HAS GLASS SHARDS EMBEDDED INTO HIS BACK!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS FELT THE IMPACT GOING THROUGH THE GLASS PANE AS THEY BOTH SCREAM IN PAIN, WITH ADAM LUCAS WITHSTANDING THE WORST!!

Jake Mercer: MASON JUST FORCED LUCAS TO GO THROUGH THAT GLASS PANE AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS BEGIN TO GINGERLY GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! MASON SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND SLIDES BACK IN WITH A METAL CONTAINER BOX!! OH NO!! IS MASON GOING TO BRING OUT A MURDER HORNET!?!?! WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME IT WAS BROUGHT OUT!

Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE SETS THE CONTAINER DOWN AND LEAVES IT UNATTENDED ON THE CANVAS!! HE CREES UP ONTO ADAM LUCAS FROM BEHIND!! NAD HOOKS ONE ARM!! HE HOISTS HIM UP WITH IT FOR THE HALF-NELSON HOLD!! INTO A URANAGE!! NO!! LUCAS MANAGES TO EVADE THE OG ATTEMPT AND GO TO THE SIDE!! HE NAILS MASSACRE WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK!! AND BLASTS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH ANOTHER ONE!!

Flannery McCoy: WHERE IS LUCAS GETTING ALL OF THIS ENERGY!?!?! LUCAS NAILS HIM WITH DISCUS FOREARM SMASH BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE ROPES!! MASON MASSACRE IS IN LA-LA-LAND AFTER ALL OF THOSE SIMULTANEOUS STRIKES AS HE COMES OFF THE ROPES!! INTO THE DIRECTION OF ADAM LUCAS… ADAM LUCAS POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR…

Jake Mercer: FOR THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!!! COURTESY OF ADAM LUCAS!!

Stew-O: BUT MASON MASSACRE JUST SQUASHES ADAM LUCAS ONTO THE CANVAS!! LUCAS UNDERESTIMATED THE LIMIT OF HIS STRENGTH AND MASON MASSACRE JUST FLATTENED LUCAS BY FALLING ONTO HIM!! HE JUST COMPACTED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS AND I DON’T EVEN THINK MASON WAS INTENDING ON DOING SO!!! Adam Lucas has been turned into Flat Stanley here as Mason Massacre emerges up to his feet and gets his hands on the metal container.

Flannery McCoy: He opens it and it turns out to be a shit ton of glass shards! Mason Massacre has a box full of glass shards here as he begins to distribute it along the canvas! Adam Lucas is clueless! The canvas is covered with sharp glass shards, but Massacre leaves a quarter of the container full with shards as he walks over to the kneeling Adam Lucas! Massacre scoops glass shards with his hands and picks them up. He opens Adam Lucas’ mouth and SHOVES THE GLASS SHARDS INTO HIS MOUTH!! HE IS SHOVING GLASS SHARDS INTO HIS DAMN MOUTH BEFORE HE PUSHES HIS JAW UPWARDS AND FORCES HIM TO CHEW ON THE GLASS SHARDS!! OH MY GOD!! NOT ONLY IS MOST OF HIS EXTERIOR BODY COVERED WITH GLASS DEBRIS, ADAM LUCAS NOW HAS GLASS SHARDS DRIVEN INTO THE GUMS OF HIS MOUTH!!!

Stew-O: LUCAS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THE HEADLOCK, BUT MASSACRE HAS IT IN STRONG!! MASSACRE EMPTIES THE BOX AND PUTS EVEN MORE GLASS SHARDS INTO HIS MOUTH BEFORE CLOSING HIS MOUTH SHUT, AND SHOVING HIS FACE INTO THE CANVAS!! MY GOD!! I THINK I SEE A GLASS SHARD STICKING THROUGH THE SKIN!! OH MY GOD!! HE IS!!

Jake Mercer: ADAM LUCAS HAS A LONG GLASS SHARD STICKING THROUGH HIS SKIN RIGHT BENEATH THE LIP!! MASON MASSACRE IS SICK!! LOOK AT HIM!! HE’S SMILING!! ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN FUCKED UP IN THIS MATCH AS MASON NOW HOOKS HIS ARM!! AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY WITH THE HALF NELSON URANAGE SLAM ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS!! WOW!!!

Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE IS FUCKING ADAM LUCAS UP AND AS EXPECTED!! MASON IS A RUTHLESS SON OF A GUN AND THIS MATCH IS THE PERFECT GROUND FOR HIM TO DISPLAY HIS RUTHLESSNESS!! GOD DAMN!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS GLASS SHARDS EVERYWHERE IN HIS BODY, INCLUDING HIS MOUTH!!! MASON KICKS THE METAL CONTAINER OUT OF THE RING AS HE NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING.

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas continues to fight through the pain in the ring and calm himself down while Mason pulls out a glass table from beneath the ring and slides it beneath the bottom rope. He enters the ring and positions it properly in the center of the ring. Lucas grabs ahold of his foot, but Mason stomps the back of his head into the canvas! This is basically academic from here!

Jake Mercer: Mason Massacre grabs his chin and spits right in his face! MASON WITH MORE INSULT TO INJURY!! MASON THEN GIVES HIM A HUGE OPEN-HAND SLAP TO THE FACE!! OH MY GOD!!! MASON THEN GOES FOR ANOTHER OPEN-HAND CHOP!! BUT LUCAS GRABS HIS HAND AND HOLDS ONTO IT.. WHAT THE HELL IS ADAM LUCAS THINKING HERE??

Flannery McCoy: LUCAS PULLS OUT THE GLASS SHARD STICKING THROUGH HIS SKIN BENEATH HIS LIP AND STABS MASON MASSACRE IN THE FACE WITH IT!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?! MASON IS COVERING HIS FACE IN PAIN!! HE’S SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH AS LUCAS NOW CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST!! AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR WITH POWER!! AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Flannery McCoy: MASON MASSACRE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE INSTINCTIVELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! MASON IS IN DEEP AGONY RIGHT NOW AS ADAM LUCAS RECUPERATES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HE LEANS AGAINST THE GLASS TABLE AND BEGINS TO GAIN REALIZATION OF THE MOMENT!! MASON IS MOMENTARILY OUT AND ADAM LUCAS NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS!!

Stew-O: AFTER STABBING HIM IN THE FACE AND THROWING HIM ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS, THIS IS THE PERFECT WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR NEXT LEVEL ADAM LUCAS TO SHIFT THIS MATCH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!! ADAM LUCAS LEANS THROUGH THE ROPES TO GRAB AHOLD OF MASON MASSACRE!! MASON IS OUT AND ADAM LUCAS IS PICKING UP THE PIECES!

Jake Mercer: BUT MASON MASSACRE OUT OF NOWHERE, DRIVES A GLASS TUBE INTO THE FOREHEAD OF ADAM LUCAS!! ADAM LUCAS IS NOW THE MAN COVERING HIS FACE AS MASON MASSACRE JUST DID THAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! OUT OF THE BLUE!! LUCAS HAS SUSTAINED SO MUCH DAMAGE AND BLOWS, IT IS IMMENSELY RIDICULOUS!!! ADAM LUCAS IS TRYING TO CONTROL HIS PAIN DESPERATELY WHILE MASON MASSACRE PULLS A GLASS PANE FROM BENEATH THE RING!! MASON PUT HIM THROUGH THE FIRST GLASS PANE WITH A SPINEBUSTER, WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NOW!?!?

Stew-O: Adam Lucas continues to cover his face and soothe the pain while Mason Massacre picks the glass pane from the ground and hoists it up in front of him. He walks towards the apro- WHAT THE FUCK!?!? ADAM LUCAS SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES!!!

Jake Mercer: ADAM LUCAS FLIES WITH A TOPE SUICIDA AND DRIVES HIMSELF INTO THE GLASS PANE AND EXPLODES THE GLASS PANE ONTO MASON MASSACRE IN THE PROCESS!! ADAM LUCAS WITH A TOPE SUICIDA WHERE HE DESTROYS THE GLASS PANE ONTO THE FACE OF MASON MASSACRE!! BUT, DON’T IGNORE THE FACT THAT ADAM LUCAS DROVE HIMSELF THROUGH THE GLASS, THEREFORE HE TOOK A LOT OF DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS OF TAKING OUT MASON MASSACRE!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT WAS A NECESSARY SACRIFICE AS MASON MASSACRE NOW HAS GLASS SHARDS BURIED AND DUG INTO HIS FACE!! ADAM LUCAS GINGERLY GETS HIM INTO THE RING! BOTH MEN ARE INCREDIBLY HURT AND EXHAUSTED AT THIS POINT OF THE MATCH!! BOTH ARE COVERED IN EACH OTHER’S BLOOD AND GLASS SHARDS!!! ADAM LUCAS AND MASON MASSACRE ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: LUCAS TURNS MASSACRE AROUND!! AND POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! WHAT STRENGTH!! AND BLASTS HIM THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE WITH A POP-UP POWERBOMB!! MASSACRE GOES THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Survival” by Eminem blasts through the speaker to a huge pop as Adam Lucas stumbles and falls against the middle rope as he continues to withstand the ridiculous amount of pain he has been enduring the entire match. Both individuals are attended to by medical staff as Mason Massacre screams in agony while being pulled away from the glass table debris. )

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. ADAAAAMMMM LUUUUUCAASSSS

Jake Mercer: Damn, that was a good ladders match!

Stew-O: That was a spectacular, hard-hitting match between both competitors. Both elitists most definitely delivered at House Of Glass. Mason Massacre dominated a majority of this match, and you’ve got to hand it to his dominating performance tonight. However, the man that walks out of House Of Glass with the all-important victory is none other than the man who proclaims he is the next level, Adam Luc- Wait did you say ladders match? Pardon?

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas fought tooth-and-nail in this match. He had to go through hell and high water to obtain this victory and congratulations are in order for him doing so. Perhaps, the Dynasty ringleaders are going to take notice that Adam Lucas is an elitist to keep their eyes. If I were them, I would be. Mason Massacre also proved how strong and destructive he is. Hell, he is the reason why Adam Lucas is so bloodied and beaten up. Lucas may be walking out of tonight with the victory, but Mason Massacre took it to the extreme and showed that he will do ANYTHING it takes to get himself that victory. But, it wasn’t enough to get him that victory. Congratulations to Adam Lucas!

(A commercial for L’Oreal’s best hair award being awarded to Andre Walker for that one time he was white, Because You’re Worth It :wow:)

(House of Glass comes back from commercial break as it’s in a completely different scene from where the arena is as MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa are seen. They’re both jogging in the daylight as both of them bask in the air as the camera pans out to show that they’re at the Great Wall of China as both of them are jogging side by side with one another. MITSUBACHI is in regular jogging clothing while Komatsu is dressed up as MITSUBACHI as MITSUBACHI can’t help but take notice as he looks over at him in concern)

MITSUBACHI: Is there a reason you are dressed up as me? We’re supposed to be jogging not Trick-Or-Treating.

Komatsu Ogawa: I always dress up as you when I train. It gives me more motivation :wow:, it makes me feel like the man just like you. Besides it’s comfortable, I might just wear this to sleep some day-

MITSUBACHI: :whoa: Let’s not go there. But anyways, well that’s kind of odd don’t you think? I mean my attire can sometimes be a hassle to compete in and it can get a bit hot while doing so, even I can say that, maybe I should change my attire… but do you see where the hell we’re at right now? You dragged me to the Great Wall of China at the middle of the day and you’re wearing that, even I can say that’s a problem. You might mess around and have a heat stroke…

Komatsu Ogawa: Oh c’mon it’s not that bad Mitsu. In fact it feels pretty cool outside, that might just be because the lower half of my body is numb but that’s completely fine! The gaijin taught me a mental trick that helps me control my temperature even in the worst of climate :wow:!!! No matter what I’m wearing I’ll be completely fine! I could be wearing winter clothing in 90 degree heat and still come out without a sweat! What’s the worst that could happen?!?!

(Next thing you know as that’s being said Komatsu Ogawa collapses onto the ground as MITSUBACHI stops in his tracks as he rubs his temple looking down at his unconscious body. It upsets MITSUBACHI as he was trying to at least complete half of the wall as he calls for some help and shakes his head in disappointment as the camera fades out to elsewhere)

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(House of Glass fades back to ringside, and Stephie Love stands at ringside with a microphone in her hand as the ring is filled with as many glass shards as it could possibly hold.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a 10,000 SHARDS MATCH…. AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!

(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P hits, and the virtual crowd quickly begins booing. After a few moments, Lethal Consequences begins making his way to the stage. He walks right down the ramp and towards the ring, and doesn’t look at all intimidated or worried about the glass shards in the ring, and doesn’t hesitate to step inside of the ring. He’s made it clear how he feels about Jake Smith, even calling him an easy win. It’s obvious that Lethal Consequences is pretty confident tonight, as he goes straight to his corner and just waits.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Oakland, California… Weighing in at 230 pounds…. “THE INEVITABLE” LLEEEEEEETTTHHAAALLLLL CCONSEEQUUEENNCEESSS!!!!!!

Stew-O: I don’t think much needs to be said on Lethal Consequences and his incredible career. At House of Glass last year he was the National Elite Champion after defeating Jack Ripley for the title at Territorial Invasion. This year he’s facing Jake Smith in Jake’s first free per view match since returning to Dynasty. Honestly, this is going to be a pretty big challenge for Jake.

Jake Mercer: THE INEVITABLE :blessed:!!!!! Of course it’s gonna be a challenge, it’s Lethal Consequences! Have you guys heard any of my stories about LC? The guy’s a monster!

Flannery McCoy: I don’t think I want to hear ANY more of your stories Jake. We know how talented this guy is, but Jake’s talented in his own right too. This is going to be a close match, even if it may be an uphill battle for Jake. It wouldn’t be the first time Jake has scored a win he wasn’t expected to.

(‘War’ by grandson hits, and the virtual crowd only continues booing as Jake Smith makes his way out to the stage. This time he looks focused as he keeps his eyes on Lethal Consequences. As Jake makes his way down the ramp he looks at the glass shards in the ring, but he doesn’t seem to care much about them either as he shifts his focus right back to Lethal Consequences. Jake hasn’t taken the disrespect lightly, and now that he’s on Dynasty Jake has a chance to find singles success for himself with nobody standing beside him. This is a win Jake needs ahead of his Answers World Championship match, which he understands very well.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent…. Residing in Atlantic City, New Jersey…. Weighing in at 210 pounds…. “THE INDUSTRY RULER” JAAAAAAAAAAKKEEE SSSSMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTHHH!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here he is! Jake Smith is here, just two weeks away from Reasonable Doubt! I don’t know if this is the safest match to compete in ahead of an Answers World Championship match, but it’d surely be worth it if he’s able to win both here and at Reasonable Doubt, right? These could be a huge few weeks for Jake Smith if things go right for him.

Jake Mercer: MY NAME TWIN :blessed:!! 6’1 KING JAKE SMITH :blessed:!!!! Man… I don’t even know what to say! LC is LC, but Jake Smith is Jake Smith! They’re both so talented! I changed my mind guys, this could go either way.

Flannery McCoy: Mhm. This really could go either way. Jake’s one of the faster rising Elitists in the past few years and LC is an accomplished veteran. With ten thousand glass shards and no disqualifications, this match could get pretty nasty.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: And here we go! Jake Smith and Lethal Consequences, ten thousand shards! Lethal Consequences doesn’t look intimidated at all, meanwhile Jake is waiting for LC to try and make a move. LC is simply making a gesture towards Jake as if he’s asking him to bring it, and now Jake just shrugs his shoulders- BEFORE CHARGING RIGHT ACROSS THE GLASS SHARD COVERED RING TOWARDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! SUPERKICK EARLY ON IN THE MATCH- NO! LC MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, HE SAW IT COMING! NO CAL, LC WITH THE PUNCH TO THE CROTCH!

Jake Mercer: MY LONG HAIRED NAME TWIN WITH A BOOT TO LC’S FACE BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH THE PUNCH! LC said this would be an easy win for him and I think he tried to get the job done early but instead he just went back first into those shards of glass! LC is quick to get back to his feet, and honestly he might be the luckiest man alive to not have been stabbed by any of those shards yet! JAKE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES THOUGH AS LC GETS TO A KNEE! SO LONG AND GOOD- NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AVOIDING THAT AS WELL, AND THIS TIME HE JUST KICKS JAKE BELOW THE BELT! LC WASTING NO TIME AS HE NOW PLACES BOTH HANDS ON TOP OF JAKE! No way, is the match already over just like that!?

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!

TTH-

Flannery McCoy: NO IT’S NOT OVER, JAKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! I can only imagine how much harder that is when you’re on top of nothing but glass shards, but Jake is still in this! LC nearly put him away in record time, and while he didn’t finish the match just yet Jake isn’t looking too good! Jake’s trying to grab onto the ropes to pull himself up, but it looks like there’s no need as LC pulls him up and picks him up in a fireman’s carry! This has not been good for Jake Smith, this is not how you want to end your first free per view since returning to Dynasty!

Stew-O: JAKE SLIPS BEHIND LC, AND HE DROPS HIM ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! LC IMMEDIATELY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AS HE COVERS HIS NECK, AND I THINK A FEW OF THE GLASS SHARDS MAY HAVE POKED HIM TOO HARD AS IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD IS STARTING TO TRICKLE DOWN HIS NECK! Jake rolls out of the ring in pursuit of LC, but as he makes it over to him LC hits him with a back elbow to the midsection! LC grabbing Jake, and he slams his face into the barricade! LC still has a hold of Jake, and he goes to send him into the ring post but Jake’s able to stop himself using his foot!

Jake Mercer: Jake elbows LC, and now he slams LC’s face into the post instead! LC is down on his knee and Jake goes over to pick him up, AND I THINK JAKE’S SETTING UP FOR A SUPLEX, BUT LC IS ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF BACK DOWN BEFORE RAMMING JAKE INTO THE RING APRON! LC grabbing Jake by the head now, AND HE SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE GLASS SHARD COVERED APRON! My name twin looks like he’s in a lot of trouble right now- BUT WAIT! JAKE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THE GLASS SHARDS AND STABBED LC WITH IT!

Flannery McCoy: NO, LC MANAGES TO GRAB JAKE’S ARM, BUT NOW JAKE GETS SOME PAYBACK FOR EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND LOW BLOWS LC! Jake sends LC back into the ring, and now it looks like he’s looking for a weapon under the ring! I’ll be honest, I’m not sure how much he’s gonna need one of those when the entire ring is covered in glass shards. Either way, Jake just took a pane of glass from under the ring before climbing back inside, and I’ll admit I’m a bit worried for LC right now! He hasn’t gotten back up yet after being low blowed, AND NOW JAKE SWINGS THE GLASS AT HIM-

Stew-O: LC CATCHES THE GLASS PANE, AND NOW HE QUICKLY TAKES A GLASS SHARD AND STABS JAKE IN THE FOREARM WITH IT! JAKE IMMEDIATELY LET GO OF THE PANE TO TEND TO HIS ARM, BUT THAT JUST ALLOWED LC TO TAKE IT! LC QUICKLY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS JAKE IS FORCED TO PULL THE GLASS SHARD OUT OF HIS ARM, AND HE JUST SMASHES THE GLASS PANE OVER JAKE’S HEAD! JAKE WAS JUST HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE GLASS PANE, BUT HE FALLS OUT TO THE APRON SO LC CAN’T PIN HIM! I’m not sure if Jake did that on purpose or if he just got lucky, but what a move by him! It’s not much, but this is still valuable time for him to recover after that!

Jake Mercer: You can see the blood now coming down from my name twins forehead, and already I’m not liking how this match is turning out! Jake’s trying to grab onto the ropes and get back up, but Lethal Consequences just grabs him by the hair and drags him back up to his feet instead! LC looks like he’s gonna try and suplex Jake back into the ring- BUT THIS TIME IT’S JAKE THAT MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK DOWN, AND HE PULLS LC OUT TO THE APRON WITH HIM!

Flannery McCoy: Both men are on the apron, and now
it looks like Jake’s setting up for his biggest move! PLUS U- WAIT NO! LC PUSHES JAKE OFF OF HIM, AND NOW HE GOES TO HIT HIM WITH A BOOT- BUT JAKE JUMPS OFF OF THE APRON, CAUSING LC TO HIT NOTHING BUT THE RING POST! JAKE GRABBING LC’S LEG NOW, AND HE JUST PULLS IT OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LC JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO THE GLASS THAT WAS ON THE RING APRON, BEFORE FINALLY FALLING OFF! This is such a dangerous match stipulation for these two to be competing in, this match hasn’t been going very long at all and already just look at the damage they’ve suffered!

Stew-O: Jake is dragging LC over to the ring steps, and I’m not sure what he’s really going for but it can’t be good! LC is definitely in no condition to fight back, although I’m not even sure how Jake is in this after what LC did to him not very long ago! Nonetheless Jake’s dragging LC’s head onto the steel steps before keeping his foot over his face, and I think I know exactly what Jake’s about to go for! JAKE WITH A STOMP TO LC’S HEAD ON THE STEPS-

Jake Mercer: OH, LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! THANK GOD! JAKE WAS LOOKING FOR A VARIATION OF HIS CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH MOVE ON THE STEEL STEPS, AND HAD HE HIT THAT I THINK HE ACTUALLY WOULD’VE SUCCEEDED IN CRUSHING LC’S HEAD! LC is crawling over towards the timekeepers area, and Jake’s just slowly following behind him! Jake clearly has control of the match right now, and it looks like things are turning out just fine for “the Industry Ruler” after a very rough start to the match! LC makes it over to the timekeepers area, and now Jake grabs him before-

Flannery McCoy: THE DROP!!! LC WITH THAT MICROPHONE SHOT DROPS JAKE SMITH! This may be a glass themed free per view but there’s still no disqualifications, meaning anything can be used here! It looks like Jake didn’t see that one coming, and just like that LC’s found a way to get back into the match once again! This is a match between two Elitists who are known not to win their matches in the most traditional ways, so I’m not too surprised at how this match has already turned out. Jake’s not looking too good though, LC might have this match wrapped up if he’s able to get Jake back into the ring!

Stew-O: LC is dragging Jake back towards the ring, and now he pulls him back up to his feet before trying to roll him back in- but Jake manages to push LC off of him! LC going back towards him- BUT JAKE HITS LC WITH A SUPERKICK! BOTH MEN FALL, BUT JAKE ONCE AGAIN MANAGED TO SAVE HIS CHANCES IN THE MATCH HITTING THAT SUPERKICK! I don’t think this is luck anymore. Say what you want about Jake, but he’s a very smart competitor and he knows that if he got into that ring in his current state LC would’ve had a perfect opportunity to win the match!

Jake Mercer: Jake is pulling himself back up onto the apron, and it looks like he’s taking some time to recover while also waiting for LC to get back up to his feet! To think that Jake’s going to compete in an Answers World Championship match just weeks after a match like this is insane! These next few weeks could turn out amazing for Jake Smith if he’s able to win both here and at Reasonable Doubt! Jake pulling himself back up to his feet using the ropes, and it looks like LC is starting to get back up to his feet! JAKE RUNNING ACROSS THE APRON, AND HE TAKES LC OUT WITH A DIVING KNEE TO THE FACE!

Flannery McCoy: You don’t see moves like that from Jake very often! I actually don’t know if I’ve ever seen Jake so something like that, but that’s not what’s important right now! Jake is rolling LC back into the ring, and now it looks like Jake is going for some more irregular offense as he’s heading up to the top rope! Jake is really pulling out all the stops tonight, you can tell just how much he wants to beat LC, especially after the disrespectful video he played this past Dynasty! LC getting back up to his feet, AND JAKE GOES FOR A DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE-

Stew-O: LOWDOWN!!! LC JUST HIT JAKE WITH A SPINEBUSTER OUT OF MIDAIR, RIGHT ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!! THAT’S IT, JAKE IS DONE! JUST STOP THE MATCH OR PIN HIM ALREADY! Jake was just spinebustered onto who knows how many glass shards, and now LC goes for the cover! That’s it, goodnight Jake Smith!

OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: MY NAME TWIN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! That was never going to be enough to get the job done! Between the three of us, I heard that slamming each other onto glass shards is how Jake and Joshua Nicholls would prepare for their matches back when the Revolution was a thing! This is second nature to Jake! You all know how I feel about Lethal Consequences, but he’s gonna have to hit him with something harder than that if he wants to put Jake away!

Flannery McCoy: Jake’s trying to crawl towards the ropes, but LC’s just grabbed him by the legs! I THINK LC IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR A SHARPSHOOTER- BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO QUICKLY ROLL ONTO HIS BACK BEFORE GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES! There are no rope breaks in this match but like this there’s no way LC’s gonna get that sharpshooter locked in! Jake once again is playing very smart here, as LC left with no choice but to let go of him before stomping on his midsection!

Stew-O: LC pulls Jake up to the middle rope, and now he’s choking Jake with the rope! Jake’s throat being pushed into that rope, and things are still going LC’s way even if Jake managed to survive that spinebuster! He hasn’t been able to fully recover or get back into the match, and that’s definitely not good for Jake! The longer this match continues like this, the more it’s favoring LC! LC finally takes Jake off of the ropes before picking him up onto his shoulders- BUT JAKE MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND LC BEFORE PUSHING HIM TO THE ROPES! BICYCLE KICK BY JAKE!!

Jake Mercer: LC DROPS STRAIGHT TO A KNEE AFTER THAT BICYCLE KICK, AND THAT GIVES JAKE ENOUGH TIME TO HEAD UP TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE FACING LC! I feel like I know what he’s going for, and this doesn’t look good at all! This along might be able to get the job done and finish LC off! Jake now in position! SEE YOU NE- WAIT NO! LC SHOVING JAKE BACKWARDS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE JUST STOPPED JAKE MOMENTARILY! Not the most conventional move but that clearly doesn’t matter right now! Jake could’ve done some serious damage to LC but LC just barely managed to avoid it pushing Jake onto the top rope!

Flannery McCoy: LC quickly getting Jake in position for.. Oh no, I think I know what he’s setting up for! LC is climbing up to the top rope joining Jake Smith, and he hits Jake with a hard right hand before getting him in the front facelock! If LC connects with this, the match is over! There’s no way to recover after a move like this onto thousands of glass shards! LC goes to pick Jake up for a superplex- BUT HE DOESN’T GET IT!

Stew-O: JAKE MANAGES TO SLIP DOWN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND NOW HE PULLS LC OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLES WHILE IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! IT LOOKS LIKE JAKE’S FOUND HIS WAY BACK INTO THE MATCH AFTER ALL, BUT NOT IN THE WAY I IMAGINED! SIT OUT POWERBOMB BY JAKE SMITH!!! JAKE JUST POWERBOMBED LC ONTO SO MANY GLASS SHARDS, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! Lethal Consequences saw Jake Smith as just some easy win, but it looks like he was proven wrong after that devastating powerbomb! Jake with the cover, he’s gonna beat LC! This may be one of the biggest wins in Jake’s career!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! YOU WERE RIGHT STEW, THIS WOULD DEFINITELY BE ONE OF JAKE’S BIGGEST WINS TO DATE BUT HE HASN’T GOTTEN IT JUST YET! Lethal Consequences manages to stay in the match, wow! What a performance by both men so far, and it still isn’t over! They still have a long way to go if they want to finish this match, AND NOW JAKE PUTS LC IN A CROSSFACE! JAKE HAS LC IN A CROSSFACE, IS LC GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT!? IMAGINE HOW BIG IT WOULD BE IF JAKE MADE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TAP OUT!!

Flannery McCoy: WHAT IS LC GONNA DO!? HE CAN’T GO TOWARDS THE ROPES, THERE ARE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS IN THIS MATCH! LC HAS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, OR JUST GIVE UP AND TAP OUT! I don’t know how he’s going to get out of this, and I can only imagine how much worse this submission must be for LC while on top of the glass shards! This must be like torture for him, and there’s really not much he can do about it if he’s unable to find a way back into the match! LC is clenching his fist, trying as hard as he can to not tap out, but how long can he hang on!? Wait! I think he’s about to tap out! I think LC’s gonna tap!

Stew-O: LC GRABS A SHARD OF GLASS AND CUTS JAKE IN THE ARM! It’s not the same arm as before but it still has to have done enough damage as Jake lets go of the submission! Wow! Poor Jake, earlier in the match he was stabbed in the forearm with a glass shard and being cut by another one isn’t much of a step up! LC is making Jake work for this win, I’m not sure if he can really do it! LC has been doing amazing tonight, everything Jake has thrown at him he’s had some type of answer for-

Jake Mercer: CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!!! JAKE JUST STOMPED ON LC’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS SHARDS WHILE HOLDING HIS ARM!! WHAT A MOVE! JAKE TRIED HITTING THAT MOVE ON THE STEEL STEPS BUT THIS MAY HAVE BEEN FAR WORSE! JAKE SLOWLY DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER WHILE STILL GRABBING HIS CUT ARM, AND I THINK THAT’S IT! THAT HAS TO BE IT, JAKE JUST BEAT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: HOW?? LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN, HOW ARE THESE TWO DOING IT!? JAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S LOOKING UP AT THE REFEREE ASKING HIM IF IT WAS THREE, HOW DID LC KICK OUT!? I don’t blame Jake for being frustrated one bit, I’m sure we all thought the match was over just now, LC’s head is basically full of blood after what Jake did to him, how is he still surviving! Let’s not forget that powerbomb he received earlier. LC’s resilience tonight is something else, can he really be stopped!?

Stew-O: Jake now is just on top of LC and he’s punching away at him! To this LC started this match in control of Jake for the most part, the tables have turned completely the last few minutes! LC managed to kick out, but that might have been the worst choice for his own health as Jake now continues punching away! Jake now slowly pulling LC back to his feet, and he gets him in a front facelock before getting in the double underhook! I think Jake’s about ready to put this match to an end, AS HE GOES FOR THE ABYSMAL ENDING!!!

Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NOT ONLY MANAGES TO BRING HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, BUT HE HITS A HUGE BACK BODY DROP, DROPPING JAKE BACK FIRST ONTO THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS! LC IS BARELY EVEN STANDING AT THIS POINT, BUT I THINK THIS MATCH IS JUST ABOUT OVER IF LC’S ABLE TO CAPITALIZE! THERE’S NO WAY JAKE HAS ANYTHING LEFT IN HIM, LC NEEDS TO HURRY AND FINISH HIM OFF! LC quickly backing up into the corner, and it looks like he’s waiting for Jake to finally get back up to his feet! This might just be it!

Flannery McCoy: Jake slowly starts to get back up, AND LC GOES FOR THE LCR- JUST FOR JAKE TO DUCK UNDER IT! JAKE WITH ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK, AND THAT CAUSES LC TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES- BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THEM AND CONNECTING WITH THE LCR THIS TIME!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW, JAKE IS FINISHED! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT, THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH COULD CONTINUE! JAKE PUT UP AN AMAZING FIGHT TONIGHT AND HE ALWAYS HAS HIS MATCH AT REASONABLE DOUBT TO LOOK FORWARD TO, BUT THIS ONE IS OVER!

OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: JAKE JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! JAKE KICKED OUT OF THE LCR, HE’S STILL IN THE MATCH- BUT WAIT! Wait a second, what happened to LC!? LC just fell back and is grabbing onto his shoulder in pain, did something happen to him!? Wait- OH MY
GOD!! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?

Jake Mercer: JAKE GRABBED A GLASS SHARD, AND AS HE KICKED OUT HE STABBED LC IN THE SHOULDER WITH IT! LC IS HOLDING HIS SHOULDER BECAUSE JAKE JUST STABBED HIM THERE WITH A GLASS SHARD!! This match has become extremely bloody, even a lot of the glass shards on the mat are covered in blood!

Flannery McCoy: Neither man can really capitalize yet though! LC is in pain after Jake stabbed him in the shoulder, meanwhile Jake was just hit with one of LC’s most powerful moves! Even if he kicked out there’s no way he can just get right back up and keep going! Neither man is doing too good right now, it looks like this could really go either way! I think LC severely underestimated Jake Smith going into this match, meanwhile Jake is learning exactly why LC is as accomplished as he is!

Stew-O: Jake is now rolling back out of the ring, and I don’t think he could’ve made a smarter decision! He’s distancing himself from LC even if LC himself is still in pain, and hopefully like this he’s able to recover! LC meanwhile has managed to remove the glass shard, although the amount of blood coming from his shoulder now is disgusting! LC realizing that Jake’s outside of the ring and he now rolls out to go get him.. I’ll be honest, I don’t think I see this match lasting much longer! Both men are in terrible shape, they’re gonna have to give in sooner or later!

Jake Mercer: Well my name twin is finally beginning to stir, but it might have been too late as LC grabs him by the hair and pulls him back up- WAIT! PELE KICK BY JAKE! PELE KICK!! Jake is really doing everything he can just to stay in the match! Once again both men are down, but as long as things stay like this it allows Jake to recover! Jake is grabbing the ring apron before starting to pull himself back up to his feet, and I think he’s waiting for LC to do the same!

Flannery McCoy: After a few seconds it looks like LC’s finally gotten back up as well, and he’s leaning on the apron which is exactly where Jake wanted him! JAKE CHARGING TOWARDS LC- AND HE CRUSHES LC’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS FOOT AND THE RING POST WITH A BIG BOOT! JAKE WASTING NO TIME SENDING LC BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE QUICKLY HEADS BACK UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE ALREADY TRIED THIS ONCE IN THE MATCH AND IT DIDN’T GO TO PLAN, BUT THIS TIME I DON’T EVEN THINK LC KNOWS WHERE HE IS!!

Stew-O: LC SLOWLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW JAKE GOES FOR IT!!! SEE YOU NEVER!!!! JAKE JUST HIT LC WITH A FLIP PILEDRIVER ONTO GLASS SHARDS!!! OH MY GOD, THAT’S IT!!! THAT SHOULD BE IT, BUT I THINK JAKE IS STRUGGLING TO GET TO THE COVER AFTER ALL THE PUNISHMENT HE RECEIVED IN THE MATCH! LC is done for, there is no recovering from something like that! I’ll be surprised if he’s even able to compete in the near future after that! Jake is wasting valuable time though, it looks like he’s grabbing the ropes and using them to get back to his feet when he could just be trying to pin him! What’s Jake thinking!?

Jake Mercer: I’ll tell you what he’s thinking Stew! HE’S THINKING OF PUTTING LC AWAY FOR GOOD! JAKE PULLING LC BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE HAS HIM IN THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK ONCE AGAIN! LC ISN’T FIGHTING OUT OF IT THIS TIME, IT’S OVER! ABYSMAL ENDING CONNECTS ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! JAKE JUST HIT THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT, AND NOW HE QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF LC! JUST LIKE THAT THIS MATCH IS OVER, WHAT A MATCH BY THESE TWO!

OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: LC WITH A LOW BLOW!!! LC WITH A SIMILAR MOVE TO WHAT JAKE DID NOT LONG AGO, AS LC MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF ALL THAT WHILE LOW BLOWING JAKE SMITH! I honestly don’t know what to be more surprised by! LC once again managing to survive all of Jake Smith’s offense, or pulling off that low blow in the process! Either way, we’re right back where we were before but in swapped roles! This time it’s LC that needs the time to recover, meanwhile Jake must be in a whole lot of pain as that’s not the first low blow he received in this match!

Stew-O: This is what it’s come to. Both men are bleeding, broken down messes in the ring! Jake is staying right by LC, probably to make sure LC can’t escape the ring the same way he just did not too long ago! This has been one hell of a match, and I can’t even imagine how these two are gonna be feeling by the time this is over! This type of pain must be unbearable but they’re fighting through it just to win this match!

Jake Mercer: As expected Jake is still the first one to recover, and just as he should be doing he’s going right back on the offensive! Jake’s pulling LC back to his feet- BUT LC HITS A HUGE PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! Jake stumbles back a bit, BUT HE DROPS LC WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! There’s just no way LC can seriously fight back right now! Jake once again pulling LC back up, AND I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR A SUPLEX OR A BRAINBUSTER- BUT LC DELIVERS A KNEE TO JAKE’S HEAD BEFORE GETTING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: BOTH MEN ARE ON THEIR FEET AS JAKE CHARGES TOWARDS LC- AND LC TAKES JAKE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! This has to be some type of miracle or something, how is LC in this match still!? Jake has managed to get back to his feet, and even he looks shocked! I don’t think he realizes what’s going on, or how LC hasn’t been defeated yet! I’m sure Jake thought he had this match in the bag, but that might not be the case at all! In fact, LC might have a chance still as he charges in! LC WITH A-

Stew-O: JAKE CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! THAT BOOT CAUSED LC TO STUMBLE BACK, AND NOW JAKE CHARGES IN- BUT LC GOES FOR ANOTHER BACK BODY DROP- JUST FOR JAKE TO SOMEHOW LAND ON HIS FEET! JAKE BARELY LANDED THAT ONE AS THE SHARDS NEARLY MADE HIM LOSE HIS BALANCE, BUT NOW JAKE TURNS LC AROUND AND KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MAY BE IT AFTER ALL! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PUT UP AN AMAZING FIGHT AS USUAL, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE JAKE IS ABOUT TO SCORE A HUGE WIN AS HE PUTS LC IN THE FRONT FACELOCK! WAIT, LC CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND RAMS JAKE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Jake falls out of the corner, and it looks like LC is about to try and do what Jake failed to early on in the match as he makes his way up to the top rope!

Jake Mercer: JAKE PUSHES LC’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LC TRIED TO DIVE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, BUT INSTEAD JAKE PUSHED LC’S LEGS OUT AND LEFT LC COMPLETELY VULNERABLE ON THE TOP ROPE! Jake is climbing up to the top rope to join LC, and I don’t think I like where this is going! LC tried this earlier on and failed, but this late in the match I don’t think LC will be able to escape this! SUPERPLEX!!!! MY LONG HAIRED NAME TWIN JUST SUPERPLEXED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ONTO THE GLASS SHARD COVERED RING!!!!

Flannery McCoy: AND HE STILL ISN’T FINISHED!!! JAKE IS ROLLING HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE STILL HAS A HOLD OF LC!!! TOP PEAK FALL!!!!! JAKE JUST HIT A SUPERPLEX FOLLOWED BY THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER!!!! LC IS DONE, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!! JAKE JUST FELL ON TOP OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner…….. “THE INDUSTRY RULER” JAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEE SSSMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH DOES IT! JAKE SMITH JUST DEFEATED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! There’s no doubt about it, that was one of the biggest wins in Jake Smith’s career! Jake just beat Lethal Consequences in a ten thousand shards match! I don’t even know what to say after that, just look at those two! I don’t even know if LC’s going to be okay after what happened at the end of the match, that was a nasty combination by Jake Smith!

Jake Mercer: Jake stands tall :blessed:!!! I’ll admit, this was an emotional rollercoaster for me. Lethal Consequences and Jake Smith, I don’t know how I’m supposed to choose between such amazing Elitists, but it looks like tonight was Jake’s night! What a match by these two though, they really pulled out all the stops and did everything they possibly could for this!

Flannery McCoy: Yeah.. They definitely did pull out all the stops. Low blows, stabbing and cutting each other… You name it and they did it. This was a great win for Jake to get under his belt before his Answers World Championship match at Reasonable Doubt. With a performance like this, who knows? Maybe this man really can bring that title back to Friday nights.

(‘War’ hits, and the virtual crowd begins to boo as loud as they can as Jake Smith very slowly manages to get back to his feet. Despite being covered in blood and debris from the many, many glass shards, Jake has a grin on his face after defeating one of the biggest names on the Dynasty brand. He has his hand raised by the referee before very quickly pulling it away, holding his arms up himself and talking a lot of trash. As Jake Smith continues his celebration, House of Glass begins to fade away from ringside.)

(A commercial for the movie, CAC, starring Christian DeMarco is shown, Cool Ass Crew :wow:)

(House of Glass returns once more as the camera opens back up to MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa in a local dojo in Japan, who knows how they’re traveling to all of these places at once. The highlights show multiple things Mitsu and Ogawa working on their mat wrestling with one another as they hone their craft with their training, Mitsu trying out new submissions, counters and aerial attacks and finally as a few minutes go by you see both Mitsu and Ogawa sitting down breathing heavily wiping sweat off their faces as Mitsu looks to him as he begins to speak)

MITSUBACHI: That was a lot better than the last training session but where did you even find this Dojo?

Komatsu Ogawa: Well that’s easy! It’s the one you grew up training in Mitsu when you were a kid, can’t you tell?

MITSUBACHI: :krabs: That was closed down years ago what are you talking about?

(Komatsu Ogawa turns on more lights in the Dojo as it shows MITSUBACHI as he has a shocked yet disturbed look as he looks around as he can confirm, it is indeed his old Dojo but instead of the traditional art that he used to remember on the wall, it is now covered by pictures and murals of him and some of them with Komatsu)

MITSUBACHI: How did you even afford this?!?!

Komatsu Ogawa: I saved my last 3 checks from Dynasty and I had help from Big Mike opening a bank account at TD I just had to give him the information and now here we are. KKKarl could never!

MITSUBACHI: You see, now you’re getting the hang of it!

Komatsu Ogawa: I feel racist saying that :lupe:.

MITSUBACHI: You racist?! :nah: He’s racist?! :drakelike:

Komatsu Ogawa: :wow:

MITSUBACHI: You could’ve spent that on something else man what is wrong with you. I mean I appreciate the gesture but it’s a little weird that you would do this. We could’ve just trained at a wrestling school or something like that a part of me believes this is a bit over-the-top, wouldn’t you think?

Komatsu Ogawa: You don’t understand this was a great investment, when you improve, I improve MITSUBACHI. Like the power courses through my veins and gives me power! I feed off of your energy! When you reach new heights, I reach new heights.

MITSUBACHI: …

Komatsu Ogawa: ???

MITSUBACHI: I feel like this is what the one Beatle felt like before he was killed.

(Komatsu blinks a few times before giving a shrug as both of them continue to train with one another as House of Glass fades out to elsewhere)

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(The camera fades into Stephie Love shown being on the outside of the ring as the camera focuses on the inside of the ring as well. If there were too many light tubes already in this show, here we are. There’s a row of light tubes horizontally taped to the ropes as that stays the same all around the ring as on the canvas there’s also light tubes on the ground as the Referee is seen bunched up in the corner. Before long though, Stephie begins to speak)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following… IS AN ALPHA GLASS DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!! And it is a contest scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage with anger on his face as he does so, looking like he’s absolutely seething as he takes deep breaths before making his way down the ramp and to the ring with a level of intensity that seems to be unmatched full of determination as he does so)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… HE IS THE PAAAYYYNNNNEEEKILLLERRRRR… XANNDDEERRRR PAYYYNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Xander Payne as he’s full of determination heading into this. If we can focus on his free-per-view track record, it’s become clear that this is a match that he needs to win if he wants to get back on track. He’s stated it himself that this is his era, everyone else is living in it, and this is his moment for the taking if he wants to make Dynasty his house.

Flannery McCoy: Imagine what a win like this would do for him? With who he’s across the ring from and in this type of scenario, he would need to go through hell and back in order to win and I don’t think that’s something far fetched for Xander. Xander has went through hell throughout his whole career and this should be no exception. All I know? We’re in for a war tonight.

Jake Mercer: Do you know where he got the name “Kodiak” from??? Well it’s simple, HE KILLED A BEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS! This stupid uh… whatever the fuck this is ain’t nothing for him! WOO!

CRASH!

(As soon as Xander makes his way down the ramp and to the ring he breaks a opening into the ring seeing as there’s no entry found as he shatters through the light tubes and enters into the ring spreading his already bloodied hands as the crowd boos Xander as he can only help but give off a smirk before making his way to his corner and getting ready as ‘It Follows’ fades out. Before long ‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke plays up as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He poses at the center of the stage as he looks around with a smirk of no good intentions on his face. He dusts himself off before making his way down the ramp and to the ring, taking his time as he points over to Xander and trash talks him while he does that)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE GAWWWDDD GIVVEENNN GREEATTTNEESSSS… BIIGGG BHHRRISSSS ELLLITTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Chris Elite is coming into this match with a newfound motivation. He stated that he’s going to expose the real Xander Payne more than anything else but it’s nothing that the people out there don’t already know. He’s very high on his chances of winning and of course I wouldn’t blame him with the level of security that he has with the opposition.

Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it just like his opponent this is a win that Chris needs to get himself back on track. He’s currently 0-2 at free-per-views in Season 14 and it wouldn’t be very pleasant to keep up that streak, and I think he finds himself in the perfect opportunity to do just that.

Jake Mercer: :singing: I ain’t with the talk or the chit chat. All you hatin’ ass n-

Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:!!!

Jake Mercer: :whoa:

(Chris Elite makes his way to the bottom of the ramp as he slides into the ring before jumping up to the top rope. He poses once more at the top before looking around keeping the same smirk that he always has on his face as he jumps down and makes his way to the center of the ring before looking to his opponent as he responds with a scoff before making his way to his corner as ‘44 Bulldog’ plays out and the Ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as what should be an interesting grudge match is underway! Both Xander and Elite are circling around slowly as they’re finding it hard to do so with the multiple light tubes on the ground blocking the way. Xander shaking his head as what is he thinking?

Flannery McCoy: AS XANDER STOMPS DOWN ON ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES! Xander continuing to stomp down on them as he creates a path for himself with multiple glass shards on the ground as dust flies into the air. Elite has stopped in his tracks but he looks clearly unfazed as he watches Xander do so.

Chris Elite (Off-Mic): :wtf:

Jake Mercer: Xander stops for a moment, AS HE RUNS TOWARDS ELITE! AND BOTH OF THEM QUICKLY TRADING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER AS IT’S BACK AND FORTH AT THIS POINT! ELITE KNEEING XANDER IN THE GUT AS HE GRABS HIM, AND LOOKS TO THROW HIM TOWARDS THE LIGHT TUBE TAPED ROPES! BUT XANDER STOPPING HIMSELF AS HE GRABS ELITE BY THE HEAD! NO!

Stew-O: AND SLAMS HIM DOWN BACKFIRST ONTO THE LIGHT TUBES AS A PAIR OF THEM EXPLODE ONTO CHRIS ELITE’S BACK!

Flannery McCoy: Elite rolling around in pain as his back is prickled with glass as Xander is making his way towards the ropes, AND RIPS OFF A LIGHT TUBE AND HOLDS IT IN HIS HANDS! He seems to be wanting to use it as a weapon as he lifts it up as Elite is beginning to get up to a knee, AS HE LOOKS TO BREAK IT ON HIS HEAD AS HE TAKES A SWING! BUT ELITE MANAGES TO GRAB THE LIGHT TUBE AS IT CRUSHES IN HIS HAND! Xander is stunned as Elite gets up, AND HE GRABS A HANDFUL OF THE GLASS SHARDS AND CONNECTS WITH A PALM STRIKE TO THE FACE OF XANDER AS THE GLASS STABS INTO HIS FACE!

Jake Mercer: Xander retreating away as Elite runs towards him, BUT XANDER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! AS ELITE COLLIDES WITH A PAIR OF THE LIGHT TUBES ON THE ROPES SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! WE’RE BARELY IN THIS MATCH AND BOTH OPPONENTS ARE COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS AND BLEEDING PROFUSELY!

Stew-O: Elite slouched against the ropes as Xander runs forward, AND SENDS A KNEE IN HIS FACE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander bringing Elite up to his feet now, BUT ELITE FIGHTS BACK WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT OF XANDER AS HE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM IN SENDING ANOTHER KNEE TO HIM AS WELL SENDING HIM DOWN! Elite grabbing Xander by his hair as he lifts his head up, AND SLAMS IT DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO A LIGHT TUBE!

Flannery McCoy: Both competitors already making good use of the light tubes as Xander is rolling around in pain as he’s grabbing his face! Elite not finished though as he’s grabbing a light tube from the ropes and yanking it off as he lifts it up over his head, AND LOOKS TO SLAM IT ONTO HIM BUT NOT FOR LONG AS XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Elite manages to keep ahold of it before impact, AS HE REELS BACK AND SWINGS AT XANDER ONCE MORE! BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS ELITE BY THE LEGS AS HE ROLLS HIM INTO A SCHOOLBOY!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO-

Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE KICKS OUT! BUT XANDER KEEPS AHOLD OF ELITE AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! AS XANDER IS RUNNING TOWARDS THE LIGHT TUBES AS HE’S THROWING ELITE RIGHT TOWARDS HIM! BUT ELITE BEGINS TO FIGHT BACK AS HE THROWS PUNCHES DOWN ONTO XANDER’S HEAD BEFORE HE COULD DO ANYTHING! Xander trying to keep Elite up on his shoulders as Elite continues to strike him in his face before he swings around!

Stew-O: AND SENDS XANDER INTO A HURRICANRANA INTO THE LIGHT TUBES AS XANDER FALLS ONTO HIS NECK AND TO THE GROUND! XANDER IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS DUST EXPLODES OUT OF THE LIGHT TUBES WITH GLASS SHARDS FLYING EVERYWHERE AS XANDER IS LIFELESS ON THE GROUND AS ELITE SEES THE OPPORTUNITY DRAGGING HIM BY ONE ARM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Elite with frustration as he’s getting back up to his feet and grabbing the arm of Xander as he looks to send him to the corner, BUT XANDER WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ELITE SENDING HIM BACKWARDS! Elite barely hanging on as the only thing keeping up is Xander holding onto him as he pulls him towards him, BUT ELITE SLAMMING HIS PALM INTO THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER! HE KEEPS IT THERE WAS XANDER SCREAMS IN PAIN! HE’S TAKEN AHOLD OF THE GLASS SHARDS AND IS PIERCING THEM THROUGH TO XANDER’S SKULL!

Jake Mercer: XANDER FALLING TO A KNEE AS HE WRENCHES AT THE HAND OF ELITE TRYING TO GET HIM TO PRY IT OFF AS HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY RIGHT NOW! NO! NO! XANDER GRABBING A HANDFUL OF GLASS SHARDS HIMSELF OFF THE GROUND AS HE RAKES AT THE CHEST OF CHRIS ELITE! BOTH OF THEM FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL AS ELITE IS FORCED TO RETREAT BACKWARDS AS THIS GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR XANDER TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS FORWARD! BUT ELITE CATCHES XANDER WITH A BICYCLE KICK BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!

Stew-O: Xander falls to a knee, BUT HE’S BACK UP AS HE REELS BACK AND GOES FOR A FOREARM! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER AS HE GOES FOR A BACK KICK TO THE GUT OF XANDER! Elite turning around as he runs to an open spot of the ropes and back getting a headstart, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Elite looking confused as Xander falls to the ground on the ringside area, but he doesn’t pay much mind as he’s beginning to rip the light tubes in the vicinity to the ground as he sets himself up and runs the ropes, AS HE GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER BACK UP AS HE SENDS A STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE OF ELITE BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT AS WHAT’S ON IT?! IT’S BARBED WIRE! XANDER HAS BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ON HIS ALREADY BLOODIED HAND AS HE UNWRAPS IT WHAT IS HE THINKING?! XANDER WRAPPING IT AROUND THE FOREHEAD OF ELITE AS HE LOCKS IN A HEADLOCK WITH ONE ARM! XANDER USING THE OTHER TO SMUDGE THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST ELITE’S FACE AS HE CAN ONLY HELP BUT SCREAM AS HE DOES SO AS XANDER IS DOING EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE ELITE’S FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK AT THE MOMENT!

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER LETS GO OF THE HOLD! Man what, that’s the stupidest thing he could’ve gotten Elite right there! But it looks like Xander is opening the ring apron though and digging under the ring as Elite is trying to recover as he does so, Xander sifting through what is he going to pull out?!

Stew-O: HE’S NOT DONE WITH THE BARBED WIRE JUST YET! HE HAS HIS BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE HAS SOME FOND MEMORIES OF THAT AS THAT WAS THE SAME WEAPON THAT XANDER DROPPED DOWN ON HIS STOMACH IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER BACK AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2019! Elite seems absolutely defenseless as Xander is making his way over to him and holds it above his head, this isn’t going to be pleasant! AS HE SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE ABDOMEN OF ELITE!

Jake Mercer: BUT NOT BEFORE ELITE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! XANDER CONNECTS WITH AIR! The momentum swing allowing Elite to roll up to his feet now, AS XANDER REELS BACK AND RUNS TOWARDS HIM LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH HIS FACE! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER AS HE GRABS THE LEG AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!

Stew-O: This doesn’t look good as Elite is prying the bowling ball out of Xander’s hands as now he has it at his disposal as Xander gets up to a sitting position, AS ELITE REELS BACK!

CRACK!

Flannery McCoy: AND SLAMS XANDER’S OWN BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL OF THE CURATOR AS XANDER FALLS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK! Xander is absolutely out cold as Elite grabs him and rolls him back into the ring as he follows quickly hooking the leg and going for another pin attempt in this matchup!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT POWERS OUT! THESE SICK FUCKS CONTINUE GOING! Xander continuing to grab his head in pain as Elite is grabbing both of his arms and lifting him off the ground, AS HE CAVES A HOLE INTO HIS CHEST STOMPING DOWN ON HIM REPEATEDLY! THOSE GLASS SHARDS ON THE CANVAS JUTTING INTO HIS BACK AS XANDER IS DEFENSELESS AS ELITE DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUnD!

Stew-O: Elite seems to be unsatisfied as he’s prying the light tubes off the ropes once more and dropping it down onto the body of Xander Payne! Chris Elite laying the light tubes out onto Xander as this doesn’t look very good for him as Elite is climbing up to the top rope! Imagine the impact he could make if he connects with this?! ELITE JUMPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE PUSHES THE LIGHT TUBES TOWARDS HIS TARGET AS ELITE LANDS ON NOTHING BUT THAT AS THE LIGHT TUBES CRASH ONTO HIS CHEST AS XANDER IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS ELITE IS GETTING UP USING THE PAIN TO PUSH HIM FORWARD AS HE DOES SO! AS HE GOES FOR HAPPY PILL!

Jake Mercer: AND IT CONNECTS! HEADBUTT ACROSS THE SKULL OF ELITE AS IT SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! GIVING HIM MORE OF A HEADACHE THAN BEFORE XANDER COLLAPSES DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON THE MAT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHH-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S CHRIS ELITE THAT MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF THE PIN! Xander is slamming down onto the mat as he’s back up to his feet and is grabbing Elite and pulling him up as well with him, XANDER LOOKING TO RESORT TO THROWING ELITE INTO THE LIGHT TUBES! BUT ELITE SENDS A KNEE TO HIS GUT AS HE SENDS ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION AS ELITE IS PRYING THE LIGHT TUBE FROM THE ROPES! NO!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE SLAMS THE LIGHT TUBE ONTO THE HEAD OF XANDER AS IT SHATTERS ON CONTACT TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander stirring as he’s still up to his feet, OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF XANDER AS BOTH CHRIS ELITE AND XANDER PAYNE FALL TO THE GROUND! Elite trying to muster out the strength to fight through the pain that he’s been through in this match as Xander is lifeless on the canvas, AS ELITE SLINGS A ARM OVER HIM AS THE REF BEGINS THE COUNT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER POWERS OUT OF THE PIN! Elite looking on in frustration as this match is forced to continue on as he rolls out of the ring. Just like Xander did Chris Elite is looking under the ring apron for whatever he can pull out and if it’s like the barbed wire bowling bat I have a feeling that we’re in for a treat!

Stew-O: ELITE PULLS OUT A TABLE! Elite dragging the table out as he’s setting it up at ringside! It sucks to say this but this seems to be the most tame thing in this matchup so far but I think he has other plans for it! Elite bringing him his shoe, WHAT THE?! HE’S LIGHTING A MATCH! ELITE LOOKS TO THROW THE MATCH ON THE TABLE AS HE LOOKS TO LIGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE!

CRASH!

Jake Mercer: XANDER IS BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET THOUGH AS HE CRASHES TWO PAIRS OF LIGHT TUBES ONTO THE HEAD OF ELITE AS HE GRABS HIM WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AND ROLLS HIM ONTO THE APRON AS HE ROLLS INTO THE RING HIMSELF! Elite slowly grabbing the ropes as he’s left dangling over the middle rope as Xander grabs him and brings a light tube into the vicinity, NO! AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A HANGMAN DDT AS ELITE LANDS HEAD FIRST AS THE LIGHT TUBE EXPLODES AS IT MAKES CONTACT WITH HIS SKULL!

Stew-O: Xander bringing Elite back up to his feet as he throws him out onto the apron! Elite barely grabbing onto the ropes as he’s down on a knee trying to recover and get back up to his feet, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Chris Elite is in a precarious position right now as if he’s pushed off he’s making straight contact with the table at ringside and although it wasn’t able to be lit, it’s still a dangerous object to have in sight! Elite is back up to his feet as he recovers on the apron, AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO SLAM HIS SHOULDER INTO ELITE’S GUT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GRABS XANDER AS HE DOES A SUNSET FLIP AND ROLLS HIM INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHH-

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT AND PUSHES AWAY AS HE GETS UP TO A SITTING POSITION! BUT ELITE JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS FACE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE XANDER CAN DO ANYTHING TO RECOVER!

Stew-O: Elite getting back up to his feet as he’s prying a light tube off of the ropes and lifting it in the air, AS HE SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE CHEST OF XANDER! Elite taking another light tube off the ropes, AS HE SLAMS ANOTHER DOWN ONTO HIM! CHIRS ELITE IS RELENTLESS IN HIS ATTACKS AS XANDER CAN ONLY WRITHER IN PAIN IN RESPONSE AS HE DOES SO ROLLING AROUND!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE GRABBING ANOTHER AS HE PLACES THEM DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF XANDER PAYNE AS XANDER IS ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW AS ELITE RUNS FORWARD! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE LIGHT TUBE AND XANDER PAYNE AS THE LIGHT TUBE EXPLODES BETWEEN THEM AS ELITE GOES FOR THE PIN ONCE MORE ON XANDER!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREE-

Jake Mercer: WHAT?! HOW DID XANDER PAYNE KICK OUT OF THAT?!?!?!

Stew-O: I DON’T KNOW AND THE LOOK ON CHRIS ELITE’S FACE MEANS HE DOESN’T KNOW EITHER! HE’S SLAMMING THE MAT REPEATEDLY AS HE’S GETTING UP TO THE FACE OF THE REFEREE TRYING TO ARGUE! Elite pulled off all the stops that he could yet despite that The Paynekiller just wouldn’t stay down for a moment! And if this tops off the cake, Xander is already slowly getting back up to his feet!

Flannery McCoy: Elite looks frustrated as he runs to the ropes and back, AND GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK TO CRACK THE BACK OF XANDER! BUT XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ELITE’S FOOT MEANS A LIGHT TUBE ON THE ROPES WHICH EXPLODES RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! Elite is distracted as he stumbles backwards and turns around, XANDER WITH A REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN AS HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A KNEE STRIKE!

Jake Mercer: Xander making his way around the ring as he takes the nearest light tube in his hand what is he doing, why is he crushing it into his hands?! Xander holding the glass fibers in his hands as Elite is slowly getting back up to his feet, this isn’t good as Xander takes a spin, HE’S GOING FOR OVERDOSE!

Stew-O: BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER! BUT XANDER TURNING HIM AROUND, AND RAKES HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE GLASS IN HIS HANDS ADDING SALT TO THE MUTILATED WOUNDS ON CHRIS ELITE’S BACK AS HE’S SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND IN RESPONSE AS HE DOES SO!

Flannery McCoy: Elite grabbing the bottom turnbuckle as he’s trying to drag himself as much as he can into a sitting position in the corner as the bloodied Xander Payne is grabbing at his hair as he looks ready to go as he runs forward at Elite who probably doesn’t even know where he is at this point as Xander is making his way over and placing light tube after light tube onto Chris Elite stacking it onto him in the corner as Xander makes his way backwards and runs forward!

Jake Mercer: CANNONBALL SENTON AS THE LIGHT TUBES IMPLODE BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM AS XANDER PUTS HIS BODY ON THE LINE TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN AS WE CAN BARELY EVEN SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING AS DUST SURROUNDS THE TWO COMPETITORS TO NEAR SUFFOCATION! BUT THERE’S ONE THING THAT WE CAN SEE AND THAT’S XANDER FINDING THE POWER TO HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR A PIN ATTEMPT AS THE REF SWIPES THOUGH THE DUST AND SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: WHAT?! CHRIS ELITE FINDS IT IN HIMSELF TO BARELY KICK OUT AT 2.9! XANDER IS COMPLETELY FROZEN AS HE SITS UP ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! AFTER ALL THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH, BOTH COMPETITORS ARE FINDING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP ONE ANOTHER DOWN AS XANDER IS BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET AS HE’S ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: Xander seems beyond frustrated as he’s going under the ring now and beginning to search, God knows what he’s going to find under there to inflict more damage in that squared circle covered in crimson.

Jake Mercer: WHAT?! WHY HAS HE PULLED OUT MORE LIGHT TUBES?!

Stew-O: XANDER GRABBING MULTIPLE LIGHT TUBES FROM UNDER THE RING AS HE’S SLIDING THEM INTO IT AS HE’S SEEMINGLY HIT THE JACKPOT AS HE CONTINUES TO PUSH THEM ALL IN THERE! Meanwhile it seems Chris Elite has barely stirred back up to his feet as I think he sees the situation he’s in as he grabs one of the light tubes and rolls out of the ring as he makes his way over to Xander, ELITE SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER SEES IT AND DUCKS UNDER IT AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND, AND JUST HIT HIM WITH A BAG! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! Xander with a stiff right that takes down Elite as he rolls back in himself, what does Xander have in store as he looks through the bag and oh dear, a sick, sadistic smile has grown on his face as he turns it around and I think we already have our clue what’s inside!

Jake Mercer: XANDER JUST POURED OUT THUMBTACKS! IF THIS WASN’T ANY WORSE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS, XANDER PAYNE JUST UPPED THE ANTE AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT IT WITH A SMIRK-

CRASH!

Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE HAS JUST SHATTERED A LIGHT TUBE ONTO THE BACK OF XANDER SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Elite seemingly not satisfied as I don’t know how he’s even still standing at this point as he grabs a light tube, AND BREAKS OFF THE END! If he does what I think he’s doing with it as he holds up the light tube with the very jagged end to it as he makes his way towards Xander, NO!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE STABBING THE LIGHT TUBE INTO THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER! XANDER SCREAMING AS MUCH AS HE CAN AS THE VERY SHARP EDGES DIG STRAIGHT THROUGH AND COULD POSSIBLY TOUCH HIS SKULL AS ELITE IS NOT HESITATING RIGHT NOW! BOTH HAVE WENT THROUGH WAR WITH ONE ANOTHER AS NEAR DEATH IS A REASONABLE OPTION FOR THE BOTH OF THEM! ELITE TWISTING INTO XANDER’S HEAD AND I DON’T SEE A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS!

Jake Mercer: NOT JUST YET AS XANDER IS FINDING SOME GROUND AS HE SEEMS TO BE SLOWLY RECOVERING AND GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS ELITE IS TWISTING IT AS MUCH AS HE CAN INTO THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER BUT XANDER IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN! BUT WILL HE GET OUT OF THIS OR SUCCUMB TO THE PAIN! FIND OUT NEXT TIME-

Stew-O: STUNNER! XANDER DROPPING ELITE DOWN INTO A STUNNER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN NOW! Xander finding life as he’s grabbing at his bloodied face in more pain than he could ever imagine as he’s dragging himself to the ropes while Elite is down to the ground, trying to recover as quickly as possible as he’s grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up as he looks down at the body of Chris Elite! Xander using everything mustered in him to grab the light tube off the ground that Elite was just using as he’s waiting for Elite to get up, AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO STAB THE LIGHT TUBE STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE SIDE STEPS AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE BARELY ESCAPES OUT OF THAT! Xander looks down at him with even more frustration than he could ever imagine as Xander is bringing Elite up to his feet, AND THROWING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES, XANDER IS GOING FOR LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB!

Jake Mercer: NOT TODAY! ELITE JUMPS UP ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF XANDER! OH MY GOD! ELITE DROPPING HIM INTO A FRANKENSTEINER HEAD FIRST ONTO THE THUMBTACKS! HOLY SHIT! XANDER IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN AS HE’S GRABBING AT THE TOP OF THE HEAD AS THOSE THUMBTACKS ARE JUST DIGGING MORE WOUNDS INTO HIM AS ELITE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT! WHAT AM I SEEING?! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! I don’t know if that’s anger, sorrow, or misery on the face of Chris Elite but what matters most is the fact that this match despite everything that’s happened, is still going!

Flannery McCoy: Xander is finding all the strength in his body to lift his head up as even then I find it hard to believe that he’s continuing on in this match! Elite retreating out of the ring as he makes his way around it, pacing back and forth. But I think that something has just caught his eye on the outside as he makes his way over.

Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) :mjlit:!!!

Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE HAS AHOLD OF THE TABLE! HE HAS IT AS HE PUSHES IT INTO THE RING! As I think we know with what he tried to do with it earlier in the match this shouldn’t be any sorts of good as he pushes it in and enters in as well!

Stew-O: Elite entering in as he sets it up! WAIT! XANDER! HE HAS GLASS IN HIS HANDS, OVERDOSE! DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF ELITE’S HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS XANDER PULLS HIM OFF AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander taking a big risk not going for the pin as what the hell is he doing?!

Flannery McCoy: HE’S THROWING AS MUCH AS HE CAN ONTO THE TABLE! HE’S ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND PULLING A SHIT TON OUT OF THE RING! A FULL ROLL OF LIGHT TUBES! A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE! MATCHES?! ALL OF THIS IS NOT GOING TO SPELL ANY SORT OF GOOD FOR ELITE AS XANDER ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BEGINS TO PLACE THEM ALL ON THE TABLE ONE BY ONE! IMAGINE HOW THIS WOULD TURN OUT FOR THE PERSON FALLING INTO IT?!

Jake Mercer: AND HE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE! AN ARRAY OF ORANGE AND RED FLAMES SHOOTS OUT FROM BELOW THE BARBED WIRE AND LIGHT TUBES AS XANDER LOOKS ON WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE! WHAT A SICK MAN! Xander turning himself around to focus on Elite, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS HE CATCHES HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!

Stew-O: Elite rolling out of the ring as he’s looking under the ring, what is he getting out of it?! ANOTHER TABLE! WHY?! ELITE ROLLING IT INTO THE RING AS HE SETS IT UP NEXT TO THE OTHER TABLE BEFORE SENDING XANDER INTO AN IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER IN FRONT OF IT! Xander is still stunned as Elite makes his way over, AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE LEAVING HIM STUNNED!

Flannery McCoy: Elite with all his strength slowly lifting up Xander onto the top rope, as he does it! Elite sending multiple punches towards his head as he looks to stun him as if there was a time to finish him off, it would be right now! ELITE STEPPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! Elite grabbing him and taking him into a headlock, AS HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!

Jake Mercer: WHAT?! XANDER! XANDER DIGGING INTO THE EYES OF CHRIS ELITE WITH THE LITTLE FIBERS OF GLASS ON HIS FINGERS AS LOOK HOW PAINFUL THAT IS TO EVEN WATCH! XANDER RAKING THE EYES OF ELITE AS ELITE IS FORCED TO LET GO! XANDER KEEPING A GRIP ON IT!

Stew-O: BUT ELITE RAKES THE EYES OF XANDER AS WELL! BOTH OF THEM ARE UP THERE! THIS ISN’T GOOD! NO NO!

CRASH!

Flannery McCoy: BOTH OF THEM FLY THROUGH THE AIR AS THEY’RE DROPPED DOWN THROUGH THE TWO FLAMING TABLES FULL OF BARBED WIRE AND LIGHT TUBES AS THEY’VE GOTTA BE DEAD! WHAT THE FUCK?!

(The Ref runs up to check on both of them as he inspects the damage as the fire dies down and both of them are lifeless on the table. The Ref hesitates for a moment before grabbing both of their bloody arm and lifting it up into the air)

OONNEE!!

Jake Mercer: And the Ref begins the count, if both of them don’t respond, none of them win!

(The Ref slowly lifts both of their arms up again, before dropping it down to the ground once more)

TTTWWWOOO!!!

Stew-O: And both of them don’t respond! This isn’t going to be good for them if this match ends up a no contest, but no matter that both of them worked hard to make sure that they got a win and bringing it to that decision just showed how none of them gave up!

(Before long the Ref lifts their hands up one last time, keeping it in the air for a moment as it drops down once again)

TTTTHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘It Follows’ blasts through the arena speakers)

Stew-O & Flannery McCoy & Jake Mercer: :krabs:!!!

(The camera cuts over to show Xander Payne’s hand in the air as it’s clenched into a fist as Chris Elite’s hand is fully down, leaving him incapacitated as before long Xander’s hand drops down as well. Before long the medical crew come out to help as the Ref attempts to help Xander up as he raises his arm a little bit in the air as Xander is up in a sitting position as he collapses back down to the ground again in a bloody heap)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… XANDDDEERRRR PAYNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Wow, I am speechless. Both of them have went through hell, shedding a ton of blood and pulling off all the stops to make sure that they come out as the winner! If anything Chris Elite has nothing to be ashamed about in the fact that he might’ve produced an absolute classic for the ages!

Flannery McCoy: I’ve gotta agree with you and even in the end both of them fought on through pain and agony as their will to succeed grew. At the end of the day it was Xander Payne who barely managed to get that last dying energy boost out as he managed to survive the onslaught! But this is an amazing match that no one should be ashamed of, congratulations to Xander Payne! And House of Glass continues after this!

(Xander Payne is seen leaning against the corner barely even able to keep himself upright as the medical staff is trying to help him as Chris Elite is taken out on a stretcher but Xander refuses help as he wipes blood from his face and raises his arms in the air before finally dropping down and stumbling out of the ring as House of Glass fades out to commercial break)

(A commercial is shown for mirrors, because after this event, you won’t have enough of it!)

(House of Glass’ broadcast feed transitions to the backstage area of the World 1 Theatre where EAW’s Unified Tag Team Champions, The Realm, are seated in front of a flat screen monitor. They’re focused intently on the footage that plays in front of them: the results of one of the Round 1 matches to take place on Voltage, where The Jaded Hearts defeated The Worst Tag Team in order to advance through the Grand Prix tournament.)

(As The Realm finish watching the Jaded Hearts have their hands raised in victory, Sierra Bradford jumps up from her seat and shuts the tape off while Harper Lee pulls out a notepad from under her seat. She jots a few bits of information down with a pencil as Sierra ejects the DVD from the Xbox One resting beneath the monitor and looks to insert another from the stack they’ve collected.)

Sierra Bradford: How about Shea Butter Babies again? Liquid Swordz? Or what about Blicky Boyz?

Harper Lee: We’ve watched all three of those enough already. There’s only so much I can retain about either team’s arsenal, and you and I know what they could potentially bring if they pull out and win. How about Mint Lads? Ooh! What about MASOCHISTx MANIFEST? Been a while since we reviewed their last match. Or better yet, that match with Drake and Darcy–?

Sierra Bradford: :mjpls: I’d rather not watch the Drake one if we can help it, thanks.

Harper Lee: :lupe:

Sierra Bradford: :mjpls: !!!!!!

Harper Lee: Look, sorry if I hit a nerve, but you know as well as I do just how important it is to make sure that we have the best understanding possible about the opposing teams–and most importantly, a full arsenal prepared for whichever winning team that we end up facing. We have to do what is necessary to learn about our eventual challengers, and it looks like all the teams who’ve advanced in the tournament so far have a LOT to bring to the table.

Sierra Bradford: Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re right. It’s been a really good looking tournament so far and I’m sure the next few matches are going to knock it right out the park. And don’t get me wrong, I know how important it is we pay close attention to what our next challenge will be–

Harper Lee: Yeah so um….can you please get over it and can we please watch that Drake & Darcy match? :lupe:

Sierra Bradford: 😒 Yeah. Sure. Fine.

(As Sierra sifts through the stack of DVDs looking for the Drake & Darcy match, a slow building clap begins to fill the backstage space where The Realm are stationed. Both Sierra and Harper look around in an attempt to identify the source of the noise.)

???: Just when I didn’t think you jamokes could get any more unbearable, you let me down. Again.

(The camera zooms out to reveal that The Realm have been joined by Parental Advisory. Korey Gaines and Jesse Barlow stand side by side, arms folded over their chest as their judgemental eyes scan over the monitor and stack of DVDs.)

Jesse Barlow: You two haven’t even survived Wicked Games yet. Why in the world are you wasting your time studying the Grand Prix competition when you have Parental Advisory RIGHT in front of you??? :wtf:

Korey Gaines: You’re blatantly overlooking us as competitors and I can’t wrap my head around the fact that this is the kind of behavior EAW’s Unified Tag Team Champions are showing us this evening. Where’s OUR tape, huh? Where’s the intensive studying and note-taking for Korey Gaines and Jesse Barlow? Why is it that you’re perfectly comfortable just breezing right on by us and what WE bring to the table as a tag team?

(Korey dramatically places a hand on his chest, as though he were deeply offended to find out that The Realm were not preparing to put any effort into studying Parental Advisory heading into Wicked Games.)

Korey Gaines: Here I was thinking that you and I had some mutual respect for one another, Sierra. I definitely don’t like you at all, nor am I a fan of the kind of antics you’re capable of, but I can at least admit that you and your partner are both very talented women in that ring.

Jesse Barlow: And outside of the ring, too, I’m sure. :mjlit:

Korey Gaines: You both have amazing work ethics and fierce as hell competitive spirits. It’s why you made it to the positions that you have in your careers and I’m not afraid to acknowledge that. But the both of you got no issue with undermining and downplaying what Jesse and I are capable of as a team. Wow. My fault, I guess, for ever thinking that two women I once thought were nice, funny, talented wrestlers could continue to carry themselves with respect and dignity, or hold any appreciation for their upcoming challengers.

Jesse Barlow: Unbelievable. But it’s okay, Korey, people make mistakes. Just don’t let yourself mistake these women for someone worth giving your respect to–they’re women after all. No good gutter sluts, and that was made especially clear after what happened on Voltage the last few weeks. I can’t really say I’m surprised, though. Fucking cock sucking whores. That’s what you bitches do though, you’re all distracted and sloppy. It’s nearly impossible for women like you two to stay focused on a single, important task.

Sierra Bradford: Sorry, I’m still caught up on that word you used earlier, Jesse… :mjgrin:

Harper Lee: Yeah, “juh-moke?” What the hell is that?

Sierra Bradford: And no need to get so upset, Korey, don’t worry. You aren’t missing anything. These aren’t the “tapes” you’re thinking of. :mjgrin:

Harper Lee: You can go back home and catch up on all that, uh, raw, exclusive, candid footage you captured some other time. :mjlol:

Korey Gaines: Yadda, yadda, and fuckin’ yadda. Same old shit, don’t you have any other material in your arsenal? Lame ass stalker and creeper and window peaker jokes? Still?

Jesse Barlow: My point exactly. Earth to The Realm, we’re well past that point in the conversation. Follow along, dumbasses.

Sierra Bradford: Oh, I’m following along just fine. And it’s as clear as day that Harper and I are more than capable of taking the two of you on. I showed you on Voltage already, Korey. Forget so soon? If you think it’s going to be that easy if you think that just beating us and winning the Tag Titles is expectant to be a task that is possible, considering that this is our first defense, then I’m going to have to stop you right there. I already showed you that The Realm isn’t bluffing, gave you a preview of what our match at Wicked Games is looking like–even with Hannah Marin’s ringside antics. So why should you, Jesse, someone who’s been struggling to gain any sort of traction whatsoever in this company and his 200th partner to date end up being the pair to beat us?

Harper Lee: Maybe 201th time’s the charm. :wow:

Sierra Bradford: (She scoffs) Maybe. We’ve more than shown that we aren’t just the innocent little girls that walk around here and expect things to come our way because we put a happy face on, we put in the work. Don’t get us confused with anybody else on this roster you may have dealt with before. Harper and I are built different.

Harper Lee: I’m pretty good at this, and if you guys haven’t been convinced that Sierra’s just as talented then I don’t really know what to tell you. Sierra and I have been working hard to prove how good we are, but there’s always gonna be people that doubt us regardless of what we do. And that’s fine, because Sierra and I know the truth. We’re Championship material, and we have been for a very long time now. These titles are just the result of all our hard work finally paying off, and the beginning of a new era for us. One where we actually have to work even harder than before and that’s why we’re spending so much time scoping out the competition in our division because it’s obvious who’s walking away with the victory next weekend.

Jesse Barlow: :usure:

Harper Lee: We’re only just getting started as a team. Our job isn’t finished. We need to keep working hard enough to prove that we’re good Champions. As far as we’re concerned, in our eyes, we basically beat you guys already. We’re just going to keep moving forward and looking ahead. So, if you don’t mind…

Korey Gaines: No worries, we’ll leave you to your little tapes and shitty gaming console and let you do what you need to in order to convince yourselves that you stand a chance at winning at all. Wishful thinking, it’s cute. But all we’re saying is pay attention to what you have in front of you before you start worrying about planning for a future you might not even have. You’re going to have to deal with us before any of them other clowns. And the way it’s looking, the way we’re feeling, you might not even get the chance to deal with them at all because as a unit, Jesse and I are practically unstoppable.

Jesse Barlow: Save us the lecture, cunts. I already know EXACTLY what it’s like to be successful in tag teams, as I am the guru. There’s nothing you can tell me that I don’t already know. I know most of the time jamokes will think that just because The Realm are the absolute best of friends, that they’re perfect partners. That they’re going to mop the floor with us just ‘cause they like each other and get along and sing kumbaya around the campfire and all that shit. But nah uh, that’s not true. Just look at Korey and I, we really went at it, man, we really hated each other, and it got to a point where he knew what I was going to do, and I knew what he was going to do. We made magic happen in that ring like bada boom, you know? And we’re gonna make some more magic when we tear those Tag Team Championships from right out your grubby hands.

Korey Gaines: Ya see, you’re both in our way, you’re standing in our path to where Jesse and I want to be–no. Where we are GOING to be. And I will move you by any means necessary. We’re coming to Wicked Games to fuck you up and there won’t be a damn thing either one of you can do about it. Enjoy the spotlight while you still can, ladies.

(Korey and Jesse, satisfied with their exchange and last words, turn on their heels and leave The Realm alone with their dics and monitor. The Unified Tag Team Champions turn to face each other, mild concern reading on their faces as the broadcast feed transitions once again.)

(House of Glass returns and focuses on the Red Wallz structure that is hanging above the ring. Creepy music begins to play as the structure is slowly lowered down to the ring. Once it lands on the apron, the cage explodes and begins to radiate the red light that gives it its name.)

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(Stephie Love steps forward and raises up the microphone.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A RED WALLZ MATCH! In this match there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, and there must be a winner! There are weapons hanging from the corners of each wall and this glass structure is twice as hard to break due to glass being specially hand-crafted just for this match. You can win by pinfall, submission, or death!

(The crowd gets real excited over that.)

Stew-O: Last season’s Red Wallz match featured outstanding performances by Drake King and Diamond Cage. Their feud was highly anticipated but this match here may be even more hyped.

Flannery McCoy: How could it not be? No offense to DC and The Redeemer but…IT’S FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!

Jake Mercer: LET THEM HOES FIGHT! LET THEM, LET THEM HOES

(Flannery slaps Jake upside his head.)

Jake Mercer: OWWW! I was tryna make a hip hop reference like all our greatest and favorite elitists. And also Xander Payne.

Flannery McCoy: Watch your mouth!

(The lights inside the arena dim, and the fans fall quiet. A purple spotlight shines on the stage as ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by New Found Glory begins to play across the PA system. The fans start to cheer as Harlow Reichert steps onto the stage and into her own spotlight.)

Stephie Love: On her way to the ring. Hailing from Christchurch, New Zealand…weighing in at 137 pounds…MISS NO FUCS GIVEN…HAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOW REEEEEICHERT!!!

(After Stephie finishes her introduction, Harlow slowly removes her sunglasses, pushing them on top of her head, and looks out at the crowd. A smile spreads across her face and Harlow begins making her way down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans along the way.)

Stew-O: One of Showdown’s brightest talents, Harlow enters this Dynasty exclusive event with a chip on her shoulder and her eyes on the prize.

Jake Mercer: Fun fact; Harlow was Pure Champion for Four months and managed to defend it for five months proving herself as a dominant champion. More dominant than many of the other champions at that time.

Flannery McCoy: But her time as Pure champion better have her prepared tonight because she is entering this Red Wallz match as challenger to one of the greatest elitists walking this earth today!

(Harlow pauses and stares at the glaring Red Wallz structure. Harlow slips inside the ring, tosses her shades out of the Red Wallz and into the crowd. As the crowd cheers her on, Harlow immediately climbs the turnbuckles. She poses for the crowd, talking to them, and hyping herself up, before jumping down and removing her black leather jacket. She tosses the jacket outside on the apron, takes her corner, and starts getting ready for the match with her game face on.)

Jake Mercer: Also, common misconception about Harlow. Many people believe that Gavin Kirkland gave her the nickname Thicklow. That’s false. It was actually Cuba Gooding Jr one night in Reno, Nevada. Yeah, he was in a cheap casino gambling preparing for a movie role and Harlow was doing an autograph signing in the same spot. Cuba asked a card dealer who she was, they told him Harlow, and he replied “MORE LIKE THICKLOW” and the rest was history!

Flannery McCoy: Why must you lie?

Jake Mercer: I learned that from the internet! The dirt sheets don’t lie!

(“Surfin’ ft. Pharrell Williams” by Kid Cudi blasts through the speakers to an exceptional popfrom the crowd as it’s the cue for Serena Bennett to make her appearance on the stage. She raises her Universal Women’s title high above her head as she stares down at Harlow in the ring. Serena has a custom House of Glass spray painted jacket in as she smirks for the camera. Bennett is seen also wearing her signature flamboyant in ring gear, turning up to her theme song, as she begins her slow walk down towards the ramp.)

Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT! From Compton, California, weighing in at 114 pounds… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…SERRREEEEENNNAAA BENNNNETTTTTTTT!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Serena represents not just Friday Night Dynasty but also her hometown of Compton here tonight in her usual blue attire.

Jake Mercer: I hear it’s crips in Jersey, as well.

Stew-O: I’m not familiar with gang culture to be honest Jake.

Jake Mercer: I’ll tell you more about it on Woo Wednesday. It’s a very good Youtube video on the Choo and Woo gangs I feel can explain the complex nature of urban-

Flannery McCoy: Serena has controlled the top of this division ever since knocking off Minerva at Bloodsport. She was an anchoring piece to Team Dynasty at this years War Games match and helped bring a win a year after she lost in that same match at Territorial Invasion.

Stew-O: This is a big title defense and her being a two time Universal Women’s Champ would mean she’s the favorite. But counting out Harlow is not a wise move especially with this unforgiving Red Wallz match being the showcase for these two women’s athletes!

Jake Mercer: I was talking earlier but ok. I guess we can focus on the match. I guess…

(Serena tilts her head and looks at the Red Wallz for a second. Serena locks onto Harlow as she finally enters the ring and the two women stand at opposite sides of the squared circle. Serena hands her belt to the red who stands in the middle of the ring and raises it high. Serena’s music fades as both women are in their respect corners ready for a big fight.)

(DING! DING!)

Stew-O: The red light gives horror movie vibes as both Harlow and Serena begin sizing each other up. Red Wallz is one of the most demonic matches EAW has ever seen and there’s no question that this championship fight between Harlow Reichert and Serena Bennett will come to an brutal conclusion no matter who is victorious.

Flannery McCoy: Regardless of the winner, the last woman standing will be unquestionably deserving of the title Universal Women’s Champion!

Jake Mercer: I wonder if these bright red lights will be a disadvantage to Serena seeing as she is a Crip and is so fond to blue lights herself. If I’m Harlow, I would have come into tonight wearing more red than Clifford the big red dog just in case that’s advantageous to her in this bout.

Stew-O: HARLOW RUSHES FORWARD AND SO DOES SERENA AS THIS TITLE MATCH GETS UNDERWAY!

Flannery McCoy: Serena avoids a running dropkick by Harlow by ducking under. Bennett stands as Harlow lands barely on her hands and feet, Reichert quickly rises and is caught by a snapmare by Serena! Harlow rolls through and gets back to her feet as Serena charges her for a clothesline.

Stew-O: No! Harlow hits a basement Dropkick and connects to Serena’s knees this time! Serena drops to one knee as Harlow is back up. Harlow winds up her arm and swings…STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST IF THE CHAMPION AS THE FORCE FROM IT FORCES SERENA BACK TO TWO FEET WHILST LEAVING HER STAGGERING!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow grabs Serena’s wrist and goes for and Irish whip but Serena reverses it and sends Reichert bouncing off the ropes!

Jake Mercer: Bennett waits for Harlow as Harlow runs back to her and Serena leap frogs her entirely! Harlow runs to the opposite ropes as Serena turns and waits again. WAIT! HARLOW LEAPS AND PLANTS HER FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! HARLOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND FLYS BACKWARDS TOWARDS SERENA…SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW CONNECTS AS SERENA IS ROCKED AND SENT FLYING INTO THE RING ROPES!

Stew-O: Incredible acrobatic counter there as Bennett goes right through the middle ropes and is stuck on the apron with her face pressed against that unforgiving Red Wallz structure!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow gets to her feet and sees her opening. Harlow takes her foot and STOMPS ON SERENA AS SHES STUCK ON THE RING APRON! Harlow adjusts Bennett’s head and SHE BEGINS RAKING HER FACE AGAINST THE RED WALLZ! SERENA’s EYES ARE SHUT BUT HER MOUTH IS OPEN AS SHE BEGINS TO SCREAM IN AGONY!

Jake Mercer: This is what you have to do to win this type of match. You have to become one with your environmental circumstances and use every bit of this Red Wallz match as your own weapon. That or end up like Serena and it becomes your biggest disadvantage.

Flannery McCoy: Serena is screaming as Harlow is dragging her into that Red Wallz…WAIT! BACK ELBOW CRACKS HARLOW AS SERENA FORCES TO RELEASE HER!

Jake Mercer: Both these women are submission experts with incredible move sets. But it will take some real brutality to finish the other off and if Harlow wants to win she is going to need to wear Serena down with more moves like that!

Flannery McCoy: Excellent strategy but Serena fights like a champion and that is easier said than done.

Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi may not be a champion but I believe he put it best backstage when I interviewed him at Territorial Invasion for JakeMercerDirtSheet.Net. Ronan said when it comes to destroying an opponent, and this is his quote not mine, Ronan Malosi says that when he senses weakness he has to take them out and never let up.

Flannery McCoy: Ronan said that? How intelligent!

Jake Mercer: Well, the direct quote was a bit more vulgar. “They tryna pry me off ya, but nah. That morherfucker staying in” is what he really said. Come to think of it, I wasn’t interviewing him at all. In fact I was getting ready to take a shower and he said that to me after I asked him if he had a spare towel. :wow: I was almost raped guys…

Stew-O: Anyway…

Jake Mercer: #metoo.

Stew-O: Serena crawls out of the compromises position and tries to get up as Harlow stands in the center of the ring. Bennett is up but DROPKICK BY HARLOW sends her back into the ropes! Serena’s head hits the Red Wallz structure and she drops and is draped over the middle ring rope as she is a little dazed!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow grabs Serena by her blue hair and begins to spin her around. With the way she bounced her head off that Wall, a Serena Bennett concussion diagnosis wouldn’t be surprising to hear from a doctor right about now.

Jake Mercer: Harlow turns Serena around twice and wraps her arms around her waist. SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX BY REICHERT AS SHE BRIDGES IT AND GOES FOR THE EARLY COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: Strong kick out at two by our champion. Showdown has sent a mighty fine challenger who is being as aggressive as one can be when faced against a caliber of opponent like this.

Flannery McCoy: Harlow grabs Serena by her hair and begins to lift her off the ground again as Reichert is still all over her. Harlow quickly muscles the lighter Bennett onto her shoulders and carries her a bit around the ring! Harlow turns to the camera as the red lights create the most sinister expression we’ve seen from her and she ends her knees before-

Jake Mercer: FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A NECKBREAKER! BIG MOVE FROM HARLOW AS SERENA IS DROPPED RIGHT TO THE MAT! HARLOW FLOATS OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: Another kick out at two but that’s two big moves in a row by Harlow that have planted Serena on her neck and head area. Could this be her strategy? Maybe she wants to knock Bennett out and leave with this belt?

Flannery McCoy: Miss No Fucks Given is showing up from Showdown and showing us all she is ready to do whatever it takes to win her first Universal Women’s Championship!

Jake Mercer: Harlow is in a vicious state and Serena seems caught off guard right now at this very moment.

Flannery McCoy: Harlow grabs Serena, lifts her up, and throws her over the top rope and into the red wall!

Jake Mercer: Like a dart on free beer night at a cheap bar pandemic!

Stew-O: Harlow pauses long enough to gather her thoughts as she looks over at the hurting Serena on the apron again. This time Serena has her back facing the Red Wallz as Harlow approaches. Reichert grabs the back of Serena’s head and begins BOUNCING IT AGAINST THE RED WALLZ! SHE BOUNCES IT AGAIN…AND AGAIN…AND AGAIN! Harlow then takes Serena and GRABS THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND RUNS HER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE AS-

Jake Mercer: NO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Serena plants her foot onto the turnbuckle to block Harlow from bouncing her head off of it. The flexibility by Serena May have saved her as she pushes off and Harlow is forced to let go. Reichert throws a stiff hook but Bennett catches it whilst standing on the apron. Serena grabs Harlow’s head, turns, AND SMASHES HARLOW INTO THE RED WALLZ!

Stew-O: Serena needed a counter and that could be the opening that turns the tide of this title match!

Flannery McCoy: Bennett quickly runs up the same turnbuckle she was nearly smashed into, is on top of it, she measures the distance as she launches off and floats high in the air! DIVING CROSSBODY BY BENNETT TO HARLOW REICHERT!

Jake Mercer: Serena rolls on top and hooks both legs!

Stew-O: COVER!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TH-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Flannery McCoy: Big counter into bigger cross body into a cover that’s kicked out of by Reichert.

Jake Mercer: Serena saves herself from even more brutal headshots by Harlow and has momentum on her side once again.

Stew-O: Serena rolls off Harlow as Harlow stumbles to her feet as well. Both women stand as Harlow is kicked in the gut quickly by Serena. HEADBUTT BY SERENA AS HARLOW NOW IS ROCKED! Serena may have hurt herself with that vicious headbutt but she shakes it off and continues her attack. Another kick to the gut by Sere-

Flannery McCoy: CAUGHT! Her foot is caught by Harlow as-

Jake Mercer: DRAGONWHIP BY SERENA! Serena kicks the hell out of Harlow as Harlow flips sideways in a cartwheel motion and lands flat on her side! Serena is on her hands and knees as she stares at her fallen opponent. Bennett rises and proceeds to stomp on those exposed ribs of Harlow as Harlow feels the brunt of each stomp over and over again.

Stew-O: Bennett is dominating now as she grabs Harlow by the wrist and pulls her off the mat. Serena twists Harlow’s arm and drives her elbow right into it as Harlow winces one Pain. Serena grabs the back of Reichert’s head and begins to run with her under her armpit…RUNNING BULLDOG!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! Harlow shoves her away at the last second as Serena stumbles forward. Serena quickly turns to charge Harlow and

Jake Mercer: LEAPING LARIAT BY HARLOW CONNECTS DROPPING SERENA WHERE SHE ONCE STOOD!

Stew-O: Harlow rolls on the mat as Serena’s head snapped back violently following that lariat. Bennett tried to get up but Harlow beats her to it. Reichert gets Bennett up, grabs her by the hair, and runs her to the Red Wallz as BAM! Another perfect usage of this structure by Harlow as she smashes Serena face first into the wall again!

Jake Mercer: And there goes the blood…Serena’s forehead is busted open!

Stew-O: Serena staggers back, blood dripping down the side of her face, she drops to one knee, and has her eyes glazing over. Harlow sneaks behind her again and grabs her. HARLOW LIFTS SERENA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS! HARLOW MUSCLES HER UP AGAIN!

Flannery McCoy: HARLOW’S INFERNO! HARLOW’S SPINNING TORTURE RACK SLAM SMASHES SERENA INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HARLOW HOOKS A LEG AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jake Mercer: BIG KICK OUT BY THE CHAMP!

Stew-O: Serena is in very bad shape. Blood forming a puddle on the side of her head and mat as she is being put through the ringer by Reichert.

Jake Mercer: The Ringer Reichert also was her nickname on the indies. Back when she used to ensnare men into loving her, getting engaged, and then pawning off the engagement rings soon after. That’s how she bought her first house, they say! :wow:

Harlow Reichert (off-mic): You thought you were gonna beat me to a bloody pulp.

Flannery McCoy: Harlow grabs Serena by the hair. She drags her to her feet as she goes to continue the assault even more.

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) Yet I’m the one unscathed and you’re the one-

Stew-O: SERENA! SHE BREAKS FREE!

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) TALK TO ME NICE, BITCH!

Flannery McCoy: ARMBAR! SERENA WRAPS HER BODY AROUND HARLOW’S AND PUTS HER WEIGHT ONTO HER SHOULDER AND DRIVES HER TOWARDS THE MAT! WAIT! HARLOW IS FIGHTING! SERENA GOES FOR THE ARMBAR BUT HARLOW WONT LET HER SYNC IT IN FULLY! SERENA IS BLEEDING BUT VALIANTLY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE SUBMISSION AS…

Jake Mercer: HARLOW REVERSES IT! Harlow gets behind Serena now, she pulls her hair backwards and puts her under her armpit…DRAGON SLEEPER! HARLOW HAS A DRAGON SLEEPER ON SERENA BENNETT! SERENA IS FLAILING HER ARMS AS HARLOW DESPERATELY TRIES TO LEAN BACK AND LOCK IN THE MOVE FULLY! HARLOW LIFTS HER LEGS AND WRAPS THEM AROUND SERENA’S BODY AS-

Stew-O: NO! SERENA BLOCKS THE BODY SCISSORS WITH HER HANDS AND SLIPS AWAY FROM THE DRAGON SLEEPER! SERENA DROPS TO THE MAT, SLIPS UNDER HARLOW’S LEGS, AND MANAGES TO ROLL HER UP! SCHOOL GIRL BY SERENA IS IN ON HARLOW!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HARLOW KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY! SERENA FLIES OFF AS BOTH WOMEN ROLL TO THEIR FEET! HARLOW RUSHES IN AND-MONKEY FLIP! SERENA CATCHES HER AND SENDS HER FLYING WITH THE MONKEY FLIP…

Jake Mercer: RIGHT INTO THAT RED WALLZ! GOD! HARLOW CRASHES SPINE FIRST INTO THE WALL AND LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THE APRON ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! SERENA WITH ANOTHER COUNTER AS THESE TWO BRILLIANT TECHNICIANS HAVE SCOUTED ONE ANOTHER SO WELL! FIVE STARS ALREADY IS WHAT MAVE DELTZER AT THE DELTZER DIRT SHEET REPORT SAYS ON TWITTER!

Flannery McCoy: Serena is bleeding but she isn’t deterred. The champ has been in worst positions before but she has to be thinking nine steps ahead in order to defeat a Pure wrestling athlete like Harlow. Harlow has uncharacteristically used this Cage like a weapon but she has been focused on trying to beat Serena fair and square in the middle of the ring and I believe Serena wants to do the same to her.

Stew-O: Two of the biggest fan favorites in EAW squaring off with the most important title in women’s wrestling here in New Jersey tonight! House of Glass is a show known more so for its brutality than its technical wrestling but these two women may change that perspective with this one match.

Jake Mercer: Bennett is up and she is walking over to the hurting Harlow. Harlow begins to climb off the apron as she has her back to that structure. Serena sees this and wastes no time.

Flannery McCoy: HIGH STEP KICKS! SERENA LEAPS AND RAPIDLY TAGS HARLOW OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH JUMPING KICKS TO THE HEAD AS HARLOW IS LEANING BETWEEN THE ROPES AND AGAINST THE STRUCTURE! REICHERT IS REELING AS SERENA FINALLY STOPS, TURNS AROUND, AND RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES…SERENA BOUNCES OFF AND SPEEDS TOWARDS HARLOW!

Jake Mercer: SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES! SHE SMASHES HARLOW RIGHT INTO THAT RED WALL AS THE IMPACT AND FORCE CREATES A CRACK IN THE SURFACE!

Stew-O: Serena nearly drove herself and Harlow right through that wall right there! Serena rolls back into the ring as Harlow’s back is pressed against that wall and her eyes begin to fade a bit. Serena grabs her by the back of the hair and drags her back into the ring as Harlow is looking mighty helpless.

Flannery McCoy: Serena has control despite looking bloody and walking all over her own blood right now.

Jake Mercer: Serena hits a quick snapmare on Harlow and puts her knee right in the back of a seated Reichert. Chin lock is applied as Serena locks Reichert in a submission with Harlow stuck in the middle of the ring!

Stew-O: They are mixing the brutality with the technical skill set both women are known for. Serena Bennett is a specialist when it comes to maneuvers and outthinking opponents but that is going to contest with the pure genius capabilities Harlow possess as an athlete.

Flannery McCoy: Right now, Serena is having no trouble imposing her will onto Harlow as Harlow is trying to fight out of the hold.

Referee: Do you wish to continue?

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) NOT THIS WAY!

Jake Mercer: Harlow begins fighting! Serena has the submission in right but Harlow keeps trying to wiggle free!

Stew-O: Serena pulls back more as the chin lock is as effective as ever! Serena presses that knee right into Reichert’s spine as Harlow is being bent like a pretzel in the middle of the ring!

Referee: Do you wish to continue, Harlow!?!?

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) AHHHHH!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow lets out a thunderous scream and uses her hands to pry Serena’s hands off her chin! Serena stands up as Harlow turns and gets to one knee. Bennett wipes the blood from her eyes and takes a step back before charging head first and full speed right at the kneeling Harlow as-

Stew-O: NO! HARLOW BURSTS FROM THE GROUND AND CATCHES SERENA OFF GUARD! HARLOW WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND SERENA AND LEANS BACK BEFORE TOSSING HER IN THE AIR! RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS SERENA FLOATING OVER HARLOW’S HEAD AS THE CHAMPION LANDS ON HER SHOULDER BLADES ON THE MAT! REICHERT IS ON HER BACK AS WELL AS SHE SLOWLY SITS UP!

Flannery McCoy: This Red light makes this Red head look as fiery as we have ever seen her!

Jake Mercer: One has Red hair, the other has Blue hair, and the match is called Red Wallz. Thicklow wins confirmed! Spoiler Alert guise! :steviej:

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:

Stew-O: Harlow begins to roll to her stomach and next to her feet as she looks over and sees the wounded Universal Women’s Champion on her back still as her bloody face is illuminated by these red hues. Harlow briefly smiles but shakes her head as the former Pude champion tries to stay focused. She is standing as she approaches the downed Serena and begins to lift her up again off the ground as she has been doing a lot tonight.

Flannery McCoy: Serena stirs but Harlow is right there in control. Bennett is swinging but Harlow avoids the blows. Bennett is looking hurt as Harlow kicks her in the gut and puts her in a piledriver position.

Jake Mercer: BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!

Stew-O: Harlow hits The Divine Comedy! Harlow hits the same move that’s beaten many opponents throughout her career as she goes for the cover right after!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT! KICK OUT BY SERENA! HUGE KICKOUT BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AS HER REIGN LIVES ON LONGER!

Jake Mercer: But how much longer? Harlow is getting into her bag of tricks and The Divine Comedy is the very same move she deployed on “Dastardly” Dick Dagger in the Banging Brothers Wrestling promotion prior to joining EAW!

Flannery McCoy: Banging…bro…That stands for BBW. You have to be fucking lying, Jake.

Jake Mercer: :mjlol2: I NEVER LIE, FLANNY!

Stew-O: Harlow is looking around as she sees the blood still pouring from Serena and she stares back at the cracked wall to her right. Harlow gets up and picks Serena up as she grabs the back of her head and looks to drive it right into the cracked spot as-

Flannery McCoy: SERENA BLOCKS HER! Bennet avoids the wall by slipping out of Harlow’s clutches. Both women turn around and lock up as Harlow muscles and pushes Serena towards the center of the ring. Serena uses her strength and pushes back but Harlow is a bit stronger right now! Reichert backs Serena down until she forces her into a corner. Harlow throws a stiff knee and catches Bennett in the abs as Serena bends forward.

Stew-O: Harlow grabs Serena and CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT TRAPS SERENA IN THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! ANOTHER UPPERCUT! ANOTHER UPPERCUT! ANOTHER UPPERCUT! MY GOD SHE IS RUTHLESS WITH THESE EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS AS SERENA IS IN MAJOR TROUBLE!

Jake Mercer: Harlow with those rapid European uppercuts might be enough to bring Serena closer to the end as Serena lays helpless in the corner. Harlow turns around and runs to the other corner before turning back around and sprinting full speed at Serena. CORNER FOREARM SMA-NOOOOO!!!

Stew-O: CAPTAIN HOOK! SERENA HITS HER OWN UPPERCUT IN HARLOW AS SHE CHARGED AFTER HER IN THAT CORNER! REICHERT IS STUNNED AS SHE STAGGERS BACKWARDS! SERENA RUSHES IN AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR!

Flannery McCoy: REEL IT IN! REEL IT IN BY SERENA BENNETT!!

Jake Mercer: THE PATENTED TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN TWISTS HARLOW REICHERT UNTIL SHE CRASHES TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: Harlow is down and Serena slowly rises up! Harlow is in her side, rolling to her stomach, pushes herself off the mat as Serena begs for her to rise up. As Harlow begins to stand, Bennett rushes and leaps! MOONLIGHT! THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER SNAPS HARLOW’S NECK AND DROPS HER BACK DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Reichert was in control but Serena is back in her mode as she drags her own body off the ground following the running neckbreaker, uses the ropes, and stands tall. The blood from her head has blended with the root of her blue hair creating a purple hue similar to her old hairstyles. Harlow isn’t bleeding but she has been receiving her fair share of punishment as Serena watches her try to pull herself off the ground as well.

Stew-O: Serena sees Harlow leaning against the ropes. As Harlow begins to walk away from the ropes, Serena begins her charge. SERENA LEAPS! SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE BY-

Flannery McCoy: DROPKICK BY HARLOW CATCHES SERENA IN MID AIR! THE SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE IS BLOCKED BY HARLOW AS SERENA IS ON THE GROUND AND HURTING BADLY! WHAT A COUNTER BY HARLOW AS SHE STEAKS THE MOMENTUM BACK ONCE AGAIN IN THIS INCREDIBLE MATCH UP! HARLOW SEES SERENA DOWN ON THE MAT, SHE TURNS TO THE CORNER, AND SHE WALKS AND CROUCHES AS SHE IS SQUATING AND STARING AT SERENA IN THE MAT!

Jake Mercer: Look at the squat. :wow: Thicklow era as Universal Women’s Champion is about to begin!!!

Stew-O: Harlow waits for Serena to roll off the ground. Bennett is on both knees with her back to Harlow. Serena is covered in blood as she wipes it away with her hands. Bennett crawls to the ring ropes as Harlow watches her every move. Serena is leaning in the middle rope as she looks at a cracked reflection of her own face in that spot that she drove Harlow into earlier. Serena is using the ropes to get off the mat. Serena stands, turns, HARLOW RUSHES!

Flannery McCoy: LES MISERABLES!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: OFNFJEJHSHDHFJDJ NOOOOOOO!!!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA DUCKS!

BAMMMMMM!!!

Stew-O: HARLOW GOES KNEE FIRST INTO THAT CRACKED SPOT IN THE WALL! IT CRACKS EVEN MORE AS HARLOW BOUNCES OFF AND CLUTCHES AT HER KNEE! GLASS! GLASS SHARDS ARE IN HER KNEE AS THAT CRACK OPENS UP EVEN MORE! HARLOW IS ON THE GROUND SCREAMING HORRIFIED AS SHE SEES BLOOD POURING LIKE WATER FROM A FOUNTAIN OUT IF IT! SERENA STANDS IN THE CENTER IF THE RING, TURNING TO SEE HER CHALLENGER IN AGONY!

Jake Mercer: Serena slowly walks over to Harlow…she stares at the knee and STOMPS RIGHT ON TOP OF IT! JAMMING THE GLASS INTO HARLOW’S KNEE! HARLOW IS IMMOBILE AS SERENA SEES THE PAIN IN HARLOW’S EYES! HARLOW IS BEING TORTURED AS SERENA STOMPS OVER AND OVER ONTO THAT KNEE! REICHERT IS TRYING TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY BUT SERENA WON’T LET UP!

Flannery McCoy: That knee could be infected already as it won’t stop bleeding! Blood covers the ring as Serena walks right into it and stalks her wounded foe!

Jake Mercer: Serena got on red bottoms, them some bloody shoes! :cardi:

Stew-O: Serena drags Harlow to the center of the ring as Reichert is looking like an animal stick in a bear trap the way her leg has been mutilated by Serena! Bennett traps the challenger in the middle of the ring by dragged her good leg and pulling her body to the center. Serena watches as Harlow refuses to quit, Reichert refuses to lay down and lose, and Harlow fights through the pain! Harlow using just her hands and one good leg, rise slowly as Serena watches on.

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Dumbass, should have stayed down!

Flannery McCoy: HEADBUTT BY SERENA RIGHT INTO HARLOW’S SKULL! SERENA POUNCES AND LOCKS HARLOW IN! SHE WRAPS HER UP ON THE GROUND! TRAP QUEEN!!!! TRAP QUEEN!!! THE ANACONDA VICE BY SERENA IS LOCKED IN AS HARLOW IS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!

Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Cmon, JUST TAP BEFORE I KILL YOU!

Flannery McCoy: One is the ways to win is via death as Stephie Love put it!

Stew-O: Nobody and I mean nobody wants to see Harlow die in this match tonight. We already witnessed the grizzly end of Kimmy the Tiger last weekend, we can’t allow such a thing like Harlow dying here due to pride happen as well!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow is arguably the most resilient fighter in the roster but even she has to know when to say when!

Jake Mercer: THE REF ASKS HARLOW IF SHE CAN GO ON AS REICHERT SCREAMS FROM THE PAIN! THE FIGHT THEY HAVE HAD HAS GONE FROM COUNTER BASED WRESTLING TO EPIC SCALES IF VIOLENCE!

Stew-O: I agree with you Jake! Harlow ramming Serena into that wall brought about the first drop of blood but it was Serena avoiding that finisher that Harlow loves, Les Miserables, the flying knee, that important match ending move changed the complexity of the entire fight. Serena moved out the way and Harlow went knee first into that wall and ended up being stabbed by shards upon impact!

Flannery McCoy: Harlow is stuck with nowhere to go! No hope in sight! One free arm as Serena and the referee wait to see how much longer she can last!

Referee: Do you submit? Do you wish to continue, Harlow?!

Jake Mercer: HARLOW! LOOK! HER FREE HAND REACHES TO HER KNEE! HARLOW BEGINS SCREAMING LOUDER THAN EVER! SHE IS PULLING A BIG SHARD OF GLASS OUT OF HER OWN EXPOSED KNEE! SHE COCKS IT BACK AS SERENA DOESNT SEE IT!

Stew-O: GOD DAMN IT! HARLOW JABS SERENA IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THAT GLASS AS SERENA COVERS HER FACE AND RELEASES THE HOLD FINALLY!!!!

Flannery McCoy: HARLOW LIVES AS SHE ROLLS AROUND AND USES THE RING ROPES TO STAND! HARLOW IS UP ON ONE LEG AS SHE SHAKES HER HEAD AND THROWS THE GLASS AWAY!

Jake Mercer: Harlow is a Pure wrestler and she under every circumstance likely would never use a weapon to try and win a match but man she had to save herself right there! She just had to as she stands on one leg staring down at Serena covering her face with her hands on her stomach! Harlow is trying to put weight on that battered leg but she can barely do it as Serena lifts her face off the ground and looks up at her challenger!

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) :russwtf:

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) :stopitslime:

Stew-O: Both women make eye contact as Serena angered and fuming from both ears. Bennett rises up and charges at Harlow as Harlow is leaning against the ropes!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA WITH THE ATTACK!

Jake Mercer: NO! HARLOW WITH THE KNIFE EDGE CHOP BACKS SERENA UP A FEW STEPS AS HARLOW LEANS OFF THE ROPES AND USES THE MOMENTUM TO TAKE ONE BIG STEP AND LEAP IN THE AIR!

Stew-O: LES MISERABLES!!!!!! FLYING KNEE CATCHES SERENA RIGHT IN THE CHIN AS SERENA FLIES BACKWARDS AND LANDS ON HER SHOULDERS WITH HER FEET IN THE AIR! HARLOW USED HER ONE GOOD KNEE AND IT PAYS OFF AS SHE ROLLS AWAY FROM SERENA DUE TO THE IMPACT OF THE FINISHER! MY GOD HARLOW HAS PULLED THAT MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE AS SHE IS LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES!

Flannery McCoy: FOLLOW IT UP WITH A TWISTER, HARLOW! CMON!!

Jake Mercer: You are rooting for the wrong elitist. I’m the one that’s pro Thicklow, ok? But even with that said, Dynasty must keep the belt on Friday Nights!

Flannery McCoy: You have to respect what Harlow is doing in one freaking leg regardless of brand loyalty!

Stew-O: HARLOW SEES SERENA DOWN BUT NOT OUT AS HARLOW LOOKS ABOVE HER HEAD AND SEES THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE! HARLOW DRAGS HER LIMP LEG OFF THE GROUND AND BEGINS PULLING HERSELF UP AS SHE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE! HARLOW IS ON THE TOP ROPE, USING THE RED WALLZ AS A MEANS TO STAND ON ONE LEG WITHOUT FALLING! SERENA IS ON HER BACK! HARLOW IS GOING FOR IT!

Flannery McCoy: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!

Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! SERENA! SERENA HAS HER KNEES UP AS HARLOW CRASHES RIBS FIRST ONTO IT! HARLOW BOUNCES OFF SERENA AND ROLLS ON THE GROUND IN OURE PAIN! SERENA ROLLS OVER AS SOMETHING CATCHES HER EYE! SHE SEES THE CRACKED WALL AS SHE SLOWLY STANDS COVERED IN BLOOD! SERENA DRAGS HARLOW UP, SPINS HER AROUND, AND THROWS HER HEADFIRST INTO THE CRACKED WALL!!!

BAM!

Stew-O: HARLOW’S HEAD GOES THROUGH THE RED WALL AS HER FACE IS NOW COMPLETELY BUSTED OPEN AS WELL! SERENA PULLS HER HEAD OUT OF THE RED WALLZ AND TURNS HER BODY AROUND AND DROPS HER BODY FACE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! SERENA GRABS HARLOW’S LEGS, SHE TURNS AROUND, AND SHE FALLS BACKWARDS…

Flannery McCoy: SERENITY! SERENA LOCKS IN THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK! HARLOW’S FACE IS BEING PULLED OFF THE GROUND BUT HER EYES ARE SHUT! BLOOD POURS FROM SERENA’S FOREHEAD ONTO HARLOW’S OWN GLASS COVERED BLOODY FACE AS BOTH WOMEN ARE BLEEDING LIKE UNCOOKED STEAKS IN THE CENTER OF THIS RED WALLZ COVERED RING! SERENA IS PULLING AS HARLOW ISNT EVEN FIGHTING BACK ANYMORE!

Referee: DO YOU…

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) …

Referee: Wish to…

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) …

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) END IT BEFORE I KILL THIS GIRL!

Flannery McCoy: The referee grabs Harlow’s hand and lifts it before letting it drop.

Referee: ONE!!!!

Stew-O: Harlow isn’t moving! The ref grabs her hand and lifts it before letting it hit the mat with no hesitation again!

Referee: TWO!!!

Jake Mercer: :wow: This can’t happen this way! The referee is shook! SERENA IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS! HARLOW ISN’T MOVING! THE REFEREE SHAKES HIS HEAD!

Stew-I: The ref lifts her arm a third time as Serena herself begins to fade due to blood loss.

Referee: THREE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: The referee has called for the bell!

(Serena releases the hold as she rolls off Harlow and lays on her stomach right next to her. Both women bleeding profusely as the referee walks to the busted part of the Red Wallz and speaks to Stephie Love.)

Stephie Love: Harlow Reichert was unable to answer the referee’s count. Thus the winner by knockout…AND STILL YOUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…SERENA BENNETT!!!!

(“Surfin” by Kid Cudi and Pharrell blasts as the crowd applause for both women is deafening. Serena slowly pushes off the mat as she gets to both knees. Bennett is shaking her head as blood still pours from it. Harlow is face down and finally moving a bit as she rolls on to her side and stares into the camera with a gaze that reflects the fake that she was just knocked out moments ago. Harlow looks at the referee.)

Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) Is the match still going on?

Stew-O: I think when Serena threw her head first into that wall, that’s what knocked Harlow out. Harlow was out cold and Serena used the last bit of energy she had to put her in the Serenity submission just to make sure of it. But I don’t think anyone would have taken what Harlow has taken in a match this horrific and be able to say anything.

Jake Mercer: Shit, you put Flannery or any normal human being in a match like this with the caliber of an opponent Serena is and I promise you they probably would die. But Harlow nearly took it as she brought the fight and desperation out of the champion!

Flannery McCoy: I don’t know why I was used in that example but you make a great point. That knee Harlow pulled off given the fact she was on one leg in this match stunned me and everyone watching. Her going for The Wuthering Heights nearly ended this match but alas Serena had just enough left to avoid it.

Stew-O: She sure did and that is why Serena Bennett is walking with bloody shoes on out of this event still your Universal Women’s champion!

(Serena crawls to the ring corner as the Red Wallz is being lifted out of the ring. Emt and medical staffers rush both women and tend to their wounds. Harlow is being helped out of the ring as she is still trying to understand what happened. Serena is barely awake but she makes sure she is handed her title before she too is helped out of the ring. The final shot sees both Harlow and Serena being escorted up the ramp but it ends with a close up of the bloody Universal Women’s Champion clutching her title to her chest.)

(A commercial for Monster Energy starring Terry Chambers and how he uses it to keep himself up late at night to workout at the gym… yet he’s still fat, you thought there wouldn’t be a commercial making fun of him :mjlol:)

(House of Glass fades back in and the final match graphic if the night flashes across the screen.)

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(The camera takes a shot at the ominous Glass Wallz structure that is hanging above the ring, waiting to be lowered.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GLASS WALLZ MATCH FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(The virtual crowd pops awf, obviously excited about this match.)

Stephie Love: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR DEATH!!!!

Crowd: DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

(“Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to play. The whole stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that ‘dance’ in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down from the parts of the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE strolls out with confidence, scanning the arena with an ominous glare before continuing to the ring.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… HE IS THE CHALLENGER! RESIDING IN THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE OF SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 218 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE GAWD’… MR. DEDEDE!!!!

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the match we have all been waiting for! When Mr. DEDEDE announced himself as The Visual Prophet’s next challenger on the Dynasty after Territorial Invasion, I knew we were all going to be in for a wild ride. These two men represent everything that I find incredible about this business. Mr. DEDEDE is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest Elitists to ever step through these doors. He’s seen it all, done it all, and owns an absolutely dominant victory over The Visual Prophet from last year’s edition of Midsummer Massacre.

Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew. Who could ever forget the vision of Nina Bravo throwing the towel in for her Bae after DEDEDE beat him bloody?

Jake Mercer: I think it’s fair to say that tonight’s match is going to end up being much of the same. There is absolutely no love lost between these two men and neither one is going to be willing to give an inch. Mr. DEDEDE wants nothing more than to add another world championship to his collection, and it’s going to be up to Viz to try and find a way to keep that from happening.

(DEDEDE’s music fades and is soo replaced by “Don Life” By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne. The Visual Prophet saunters onto the stage, focused and determined to have a career defining match up tonight. He unstraps the World Heavyweight Championship that is around his waist and holds it up in the air.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! CURRENTLY RESIDING IN ENGADINE, MICHIGAN… WEIGHGING IN AT 265 POUNDS… HE IS THE REIGNING… DEFENDING… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE ONE AND ONLY… VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Flannery McCoy: Have you guys ever seen Big Viz look so focused before? He knows that this match is going to be his biggest test so far. Mr. DEDEDE is not the type of opponent you can screw around with and troll. He is one of the greatest to ever do it. In Viz’s mind, he himself is destined to become the best, and in order to take another step into cementing that, he has to come out victorious tonight.

Jake Mercer: No doubt the stakes are high tonight. Viz and DEDEDE have engaged in a war of words this week that got awfully personal. Viz didn’t hesitate to take cheap shots at DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart’s newborn twin daughters, Emogen and Jessa, among some other things. DEDEDE responded in kind, digging at all the times Viz has come up short in his career, and I’m just looking forward to seeing what actually goes down between these two tonight.

Stew-O: There’s definitely an uneasy feeling in this building right now, a lot of nervous energy. Viz is in the ring now, and he is showing off the belt to Mr. DEDEDE. DEDEDE is paying him no attention, opting to check out his surroundings.

(Mr. DEDEDE looks around the Glass Wallz structure and there’s no mistaking the smirk on his face. He’s more than comfortable in his surroundings having been through this match multiple times. The weapons hanging from the cage bring an even bigger smile to DEDEDE’s face, and he drags his gaze down to the steel ring steps that Viz brought in with him. In DEDEDE’s opinion, they’re just another weapon of mass destruction for him to use during this match.)

(Viz eyes his opponent, never once wavering or taking his eyes off of DEDEDE. The World Heavyweight Champion knows that to truly solidify his championship reign, he needs to take down the legend that is in front of him. Compared to DEDEDE, Viz’s career is still in its infancy, with so much more to come. But right now, it’s about the present, and it’s about The Visual Prophet slaying Mahatma and getting the biggest win of his career.)

(DEDEDE’s eyes finally clash with Viz’s and the two men stare at one another. There’s no real emotion in Viz’s face for once. The champyun is laser focused, only caring about the task at hand tonight. He wants to maim DEDEDE, defend this title, and find a way to leave Glass Wallz standing. On the other side, DEDEDE looks like a shark who smells blood. He oozes confidence and the look on his face all but verbally promises Viz that this match isn’t going to end well for either of them.)

(With Glass Wallz lowered and the glass doors shut and locked, the referee swallows the lump in his throat. There is just an ominous feeling about this match, and everyone who physically sits inside of World 1 Theatre feels that. That’s why Stew-O, Flannery, and Jake have been pretty quiet. There’s no telling what they’re about to witness, as two absolute titans of this industry get ready to put their lives on the line for the right to be World Heavyweight Champion. Even the virtual audience is quiet. This is a rematch they have wanted to see for a while. The referee starts to call for the bell, but it’s obvious that he hesitates. DEDEDE and Viz both glare at the man.)

Referee: :lupe:

(At last, he calls for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Needless to say, neither Mr. DEDEDE nor The Visual Prophet hesitate.)

Stew-O: DEDEDE GOES RIGHT FOR THE SPEAR, BUT VIZ ANTICIPATED IT! HE CATCHES DEDEDE WITH A KNEE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT OF THE AIR!

Jake Mercer: VIZ QUICKLY UP TOP! ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!!

Flannery McCoy: THE DIVING ELBOW DOES NOT CONNECT AS MR. DEDEDE IS BACK UP!!!

(Both competitors are upright, and neither one can stop the smiles from crossing their faces. DEDEDE shakes off the effects of that knee to the stomach, while Viz favors his elbow for a moment. They circle one another and finally it’s Viz who goes for the lock-up.)

Stew-O: These two incredible athletes are locked in a struggle right now. Traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up, but neither one wants to give the other an inch it seems. Despite the size advantage that Viz brings into this match, DEDEDE operates off of superhuman strength 99 percent of the time. That being said, Viz does manage to back him into the corner, and immediately drives his shoulder into DEDEDE’s stomach.

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is quick to answer with a clubbing blow to the back of the skull, to which Viz fires back with a right hand that catches the Chairman in the jaw. DEDEDE with a knee to Viz’s stomach and that allows him to force his way out of the corner. He clubs Viz once again on top of the head, but Viz with two more right hands, followed up with a European uppercut! He takes DEDEDE and whips him across the ring, grabbing him on the rebound, and planting him in the middle of the ring with a spinebuster!

Jake Mercer: Viz mounts DEDEDE and is pummeling him with straight right hands to the face. You know, normally I would drop some knowledge on all of you, but I think we all know what this match is going to boil down to. This is not something we can take lightly, and quite frankly, I just really don’t know what we are going to see tonight. Viz has a mean streak, and he’s proven himself to be someone who can take a lot and dish it right back out. Whether he would ever admit it out loud or not, this match is one he desperately wants to win, needs to win. The term standard bearer gets thrown around a lot, but when it comes to Mr. DEDEDE, it really does ring true. Viz can cement himself as a legend tonight if he successfully defends his championship against the greatest of all time.

Stew-O: Viz has rolled off DEDEDE and has taken him over to the ropes. He pulls DEDEDE, positioning him in the corner, but DEDEDE catches Viz with a forearm! Two more forearms momentarily stun Big Viz and DEDEDE quickly turns the match in his favor by getting Viz in the corner! Boxing style punches, lighting up Viz! This is what DEDEDE does. He likes to wear down his opponents and get them in a position where he can punish them.

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE finishes off his attack with a knee to the gut, and he grabs Viz… and looks for an Irish whip! Vizzy puts the brakes on, pops DEDEDE across the jaw, and sends the Chairman into the opposite corner! DEDEDE’s back hits hard against the turnbuckles but he forces himself towards Viz… LARIAT! VIZ WITH A LARIAT AND DEDEDE IS ON THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE rolls towards the ropes, but Viz is right there! He grabs DEDEDE by the ankle, but DEDEDE is able to use his free leg to kick Viz away. DEDEDE hoists him up and greets an incoming Viz with a big boot to the face! He takes Viz by the hair and tries to slam the champ’s face against the Glass Wallz structure!

Stew-O: Viz blocks! DEDEDE eats an elbow to the side of the head, Viz… Viz with a handful of hair and he drives DEDEDE’s face into one of the glass panes!

Flannery McCoy: All it did was crack the glass and that prompts Viz to try again! This time it’s DEDEDE who gets his hands up to block, and Viz retaliates with a massive forearm to DEDEDE’s kidneys! DEDEDE drops to a knee, and Viz runs around the ring… slamming his foot into the Chairman’s temple! Viz is going up top again, but this time he is looking to unhook one of those weapons!

(Viz has set his sights on a little black bag. In professional wrestling terms, little black bags usually have a surprise inside of them.)

Jake Mercer: Viz is trying to unhook the bag but he doesn’t see that DEDEDE has gotten back to his feet. DEDEDE rushes to the corner… AND HE GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE AND HE SENDS VIZ FLYING ACROSS THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ NEARLY LANDED ON THE RING STEPS! THAT WAS SO CLOSE, GUYS!

Stew-O: Too close! If Viz’s head would have struck those steel steps, this match could have ended prematurely.

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE with a fist drop to Viz’s face, and he peppers him with forearm shots! DEDEDE quickly back to his feet and he drags Viz a couple of feet away from the ring steps. He stomps away on Viz’s face and chest before going to the steps! DEDEDE on the steps now… MOONSAULT! DEDEDE lands on top of Viz and hooks the legs for a cover!

OOONNNEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT AT ONE FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET!

(DEDEDE chuckles as he sits back on his haunches. Obviously he knows it’s going to take a lot more than that to put The Visual Prophet away, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to toy with him.)

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE rises up, and he brings Viz back up with him. DEDEDE looks for a right hand, but Viz is able to block it! He throws a right of his own, but DEDEDE blocks it, and he slaps Viz across the face!

(A flicker of emotion flashes across Viz’s face and he steps up to Mr. DEDEDE. With both men standing at 6’4”, they are nose to nose. No words are exchanged, and quite frankly, none are needed at this point. The two of them said their respective piece during the week and now it’s time for their actions to speak louder than their eloquent words.)

Flannery McCoy: VIZ SLAMS HIS FOREHEAD INTO DEDEDE’S AND GRABS HIM IN A SIDE HEADLOCK!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE tries to elbow his way out of it, but Viz throws him into the ropes! He catches DEDEDE on the rebound and plants him with a scoop slam! Viz runs the ropes and comes right back at his challenger, dropping a beautiful corkscrew elbow drop down across DEDEDE’s throat! That’s taking a page out of DEDEDE’s book right there and that was done on purpose. DEDEDE crawls over to the corner and Viz quickly rushes forward! He gets DEDEDE with a running corner clothesline as he was trying to stand, and Viz quickly grabs two handfuls of DEDEDE’s hair, slamming the back of his head into Glass Wallz!

Stew-O: There’s a crack in the glass now thanks to DEDEDE’s skull connecting with it, and Viz with a running bulldog, planting DEDEDE’s face into those ring steps! DEDEDE rolls onto his back but Viz has the hair again! He just slammed the back of DEDEDE’s head into the steps! Viz puts DEDEDE’s shoulders to the mat and he goes for his first cover of the match.

OOONNNEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kick out at one by Mr. DEDEDE!

(This time it’s Viz who cracks a smile. DEDEDE’s reputation of kicking out at one is known to everyone, Viz included.)

Jake Mercer: Viz has placed DEDEDE across the top of the steps and right now he looks to head to the top rope. Could we possibly see a ‘Bow to the Heart’ onto the steel?

Flannery McCoy: I don’t think so, Jake. Viz has unhooked a cha- excuse me….a barbed wire wrapped chair from the Glass Wallz! Viz is back down now! He makes his way back towards Mr. DEDEDE who is still sprawled across the top of the steps. No doubt there are sinister thoughts running through Viz’s mind as he raises that chair above his head. :lupe:

Stew-O: STEEL MEETS STEEL! MR. DEDEDE ROLLED OFF THE STEPS!

Jake Mercer: VIZ GOES FOR ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT BUT DEDEDE KIPS UP! VIZ SWINGS WILDLY BUT DEDEDE DUCKS AND LEAPS IN THE AIR! A DROPKICK SENDS THE CHAIR FLYING AND DEDEDE GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND! HE ROLLS HIM UP, BUT VIZ IMMEDIATELY ROLLS THROUGH! DEDEDE WRAPS VIZ IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND THE TWO ARE GRAPPLING ON THE MAT RIGHT NOW!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE TRIES TO TRANSITION INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT LOOK AT HOW STRONG VIZ IS! HE FORCES DEDEDE’S GRIP APART AND IS ABLE TO PULL DEDEDE UP! DEDEDE FIGHTS BACK WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO VIZ’S HEAD BUT VIZ SPINS AROUND… AND POWERBOMBS DEDEDE ACROSS THE TOP OF THE STEPS!!!!

Stew-O: VIZ DOESN’T LET GO! HE STILL HAS DEDEDE IN HIS CLUTCHES AND THIS TIME HE POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN ON THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIR! THOSE BARBS HAVE PIERCED DEDEDE’S SKIN, BUT THAT’S NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE IN VIZ’S OPINION! VIZ HOISTS DEDEDE UP ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE RUNS TOWARDS THE GLASS WALLZ! VIZ RAMS DEDEDE BACK FIRST INTO GLASS WALLZ! HE LETS DEDEDE DROP, JERKS HIM TO HIS FEET, AND RAMS THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS!

(This time, some of the glass shatters and that causes everyone to suck in their breath. Blood has been drawn, glass has been broken, and business is about to pick up. Viz closes his eyes, a look of pure ecstasy across his face.)

The Visual Prophet: :ciampa:

Jake Mercer: VIZ HAS DEDEDE TRAPPED IN THE CORNER NOW AND THERE’S THE ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!! SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS ON DEDEDE AND VIZ FOLLOWS UP WITH A BRUTAL, STIFF FOREARM SHOT TO THE JAW! HE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO DEDEDE’S STOMACH SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE HITTING A BEAUTIFUL JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! DEDEDE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND FACEPLANTS!

Flannery McCoy: A stomp to the back of the head by Viz, and he goes for the chair! He slams it down across DEDEDE’s back and then forces DEDEDE to take another shot to the back of the head. Viz drags DEDEDE back over to the ring steps and places him face first across the bottom rung. :lupe:

Stew-O: MODIFIED CONCHAIRTO! DEDEDE’S HEAD IS SMASHED BETWEEN THE STEPS AND THE CHAIR! VIZ DROPS THE CHAIR AND ROLLS DEDEDE ONTO HIS BACK FOR A PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

Jake Mercer: KICK OUT AT ONE!!!!

The Visual Prophet: :skip: Say what??

Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE IS NOT HUMAN! HE JUST KICKED OUT AT ONE AFTER EATING A CONCHAIRTO! I DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT ALL!

Stew-O: Even Viz looks a little stunned.

(There are a lot of wrestlers who wouldn’t have been able to kick out at all after such a devastating series of offense, but needless to say, DEDEDE is built differently. Viz remembers the match the two of them had last summer at Midsummer Massacre, and it’s starting to dawn on him that the version of DEDEDE he is facing tonight might be even better. A lot has changed in a year for both of these men, and it’s safe to say that Vizzy is a much more well-rounded competitor than he was last year as well. In fact, all Viz has done since arriving in EAW is improve. That’s a scary thought when you consider how talented he was from the onset. The Visual Prophet has been special since day one.)

Jake Mercer: Understandably, Viz is taking a moment to plot his next move. There isn’t going to be a quote ‘easy’ victory for either man in this scenario. If they want this win, they are going to have to earn in, and basically leave their opponent in an incapicated state.

Flannery McCoy: Viz is finally back up and he’s got the chair in his hands. He looks to drive the top of it down into DEDEDE’s throat, but DEDEDE is able to roll out of the way. He uses his legs to kick the chair away from Viz and Viz mounts DEDEDE! Viz with rights and lefts, but DEDEDE is able to throw him off! DEDEDE uses the ropes to pull himself up and he is able to get his foot up right as Viz comes running at him! Viz stumbles back, but quickly regains his composure. He looks for a clothesline but DEDEDE ducks! DEDEDE with a nice looking reverse roundhouse kick that catches Viz across the face, and he seizes Viz’s wrist! DEDEDE with an Irish whip, and Viz slams hard into that corner! Running jumping forearm smash connects on Viz and DEDEDE does this three more times!!!

Stew-O: DEDEDE hits Viz with a brutal looking uppercut that snaps Viz’s head back! DEDEDE with a kick to the stomach and he wraps his arm around Viz’s neck, drilling him head first into the mat! DEDEDE works quickly and unties the turnbuckle padding, exposing the steel on all three. Viz has sat back up, but DEDEDE with a running knee to the face! Viz falls back and that allows DEDEDE to drag Viz over to that exposed corner!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE tries to slam Viz’s face into the exposed turnbuckle, but Viz gets his foot up! This absolutely infuriates DEDEDE and he violently clubs Viz in the back of the skull! The force of the blow drops Viz to his knees and DEDEDE is just raining elbow shot after elbow shot down on Viz’s skull! Viz is covering up, but DEDEDE does not care! He takes Viz by the hair and bounces him face first off that middle turnbuckle!

Flannery McCoy: It wasn’t enough to split Viz open so DEDEDE does it again and then bounces Viz’s face off the bottom turnbuckle as well! The champion is bleeding now!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: :drakelike:

Stew-O: DEDEDE jerks Viz into a sitting position and grabs one of the discarded turnbuckle pads. He places it across Viz’s bleeding face, making sure to cover the man’s nose and mouth and he is pulling back on the strings now! DEDEDE is trying to snuff Viz out! I guess that’s one way to make sure you win the match!

Jake Mercer: Well last week on Dynasty when Serena Bennett and Harlow Reichert had their contract singing for the incredible Red Wallz match we saw earlier, it was Veena Adams who stated that this type of match can only end in pinfall, submission, or death. We all know Mr. DEDEDE isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty and if that means suffocating The Visual Prophet, then so be it.

Flannery McCoy: The referee is trying to reason with Mr. DEDEDE as Viz’s arms and legs are flailing about! I’m not sure how much longer Viz can take being suffocated. I doubt he’s able to breathe at this point!

Stew-O: You could be right, but Viz’s foot has landed in the glass! Viz can see that there’s a pile of glass by his foot and he is trying to drag some of it towards him! Mr. DEDEDE sees what’s going on and he makes the decision to release The Visual Prophet! Viz immediately falls to the side and is trying to suck the air back into his lungs right now! DEDEDE drives his elbow into the side of Viz’s head, but Viz’s hand is in that glass now! Viz’s fingers have closed around a piece of glass and he brings it up, jabbing it right in Mr. DEDEDE’s arm!

(A grunt of pain escapes from Mr. DEDEDE and out of instinct he grabs for his arm. That shard of glass is jutting out of his skin and without hesitation, he rips it out. Blood pours from the wound which draws a curse from DEDEDE’s lips, and he immediately places his hand over the wound.)

Jake Mercer: That’s a lot of blood, guys.

Flannery McCoy: That typically happens when you get stabbed, Jake, but something tells me this thing is far from over. Mr. DEDEDE is going to brush that off as nothing more than a flesh wound.

(Flannery would be right.)

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE has made his way to the chair and he is unwrapping the barbed wire from it. He’s able to get it loose and he wraps it around his entire arm!

Jake Mercer: :skip: The wounded arm.

Flannery McCoy: And now it’s a weapon, because DEDEDE has wrapped it with barbed wire. Viz is crawling towards the Chairman, but DEDEDE just caught him with a barbed wire wrapped forearm! Hella smart by DEDEDE. That barbed wire might very well keep Viz from picking at that injury.

Stew-O: DEDEDE has his loaded arm wrapped around Viz’s throat and he drags him to his feet! DEDEDE sends Viz into the ropes and he turns him inside out with a massive clothesline! Viz is gripping his chest after getting hit with the loaded forearm. DEDEDE has gone to get the chair, and Viz needs to find a way to get himself back into this match.

CRACK!!!

(Mr. DEDEDE slams the chair down on Viz’s chest.)

CRACK!!!

(Viz takes another nasty looking chair shot across his back.)

CRACK!!!

(A third chair shot lands across the back of Viz’s head right as he was dragging himself onto all fours.)

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE IS GOING HAM ON VIZ NOW! HE IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF VIZ WITH THAT CHAIR NOW! HE’S MANAGED TO BEND IT ACROSS VIZ’S BACK AND DEDEDE TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE! HE PULLS VIZ OVER TO THE STEPS AND SLAMS VIZ’S RIGHT LEG ONTO THE STEEL! VIZ GRABS HIS LEG AND NOW DEDEDE IS PICKING UP THE STEPS! HE PLACES THEM DOWN ON VIZ’S LEG AND DEDEDE IS STOMPING ON THE STEPS!!! HE IS TRYING TO CRUSH VIZ’S LEG!!!!

Flannery McCoy: :lupe: DEDEDE is looking around at the weapons that are hanging on Glass Wallz, and I think he is going for the table!

(DEDEDE does go for the table and after he unhooks it, he goes for the black bag Viz was eyeing up earlier. DEDEDE sets the table up and quickly rips open the bag, dumping the contents of it across the table. Thumbtacks, nails, and broken pieces of glass are spread around by Mr. DEDEDE.)

Stew-O: I don’t feel great about this at all. Mr. DEDEDE just placed the black bag over Viz’s head and he’s gotten him up. DEDEDE picks up Viz and slams him down onto the table! Viz is convulsing, having just landed on top of glass, nails, and thumbtacks, and DEDEDE appears to have this match under his control now.

Jake Mercer: Man, this doesn’t look good for Viz. He’s taken a lot of punishment in the last few minutes and his World Heavyweight Championship reign could be coming to an end. Mr. DEDEDE was always going to be a dangerous opponent for him, and I’m not sure if I like the fact DEDEDE is going over to the ropes now. We don’t see Mr. DEDEDE go high risk that often, but it appears that he is looking to try and end this match right now. DEDEDE steadies himself on the top rope AND THERE. HE. GOES!

Flannery McCoy: SOMERSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE BY MR. DEDE-

Stew-O: VIZ MOVES! VIZ MOVES! MR. DEDEDE CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AND LANDS IN AN ABSOLUTE MESS! DEDEDE IS TWITCHING AND GRABBING AT HIS MIDSECTION!!! HE HAS GLASS AND THUMBTACKS STUCK IN HIS SKIN RIGHT NOW AND I THINK HE GOT PIERCED WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE NAILS AS WELL! :damn:

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE went high risk, looking for a high reward, but it didn’t pay off. He’s in a lot of pain right now. Viz has removed the bag from his head and he sees his adversary writhing around on the ground. This seems to breathe new life into the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion, and Viz is able to make it up. He staggers over to DEDEDE and begins to put the boots to him! All that’s doing is driving the tacks and the glass further into DEDEDE’s flesh. Viz reaches down to scoop up DEDEDE, pulling him out of the table wreckage, and he quickly tosses him into the corner. Viz takes a moment to catch his breath before barreling towards DEDEDE! A corner clothesline sends DEDEDE down into a sitting position and Viz is now stomping away on DEDEDE’s chest and stomach!

Flannery McCoy: Viz with several kicks to the face now and he follows up with a brutal knee that hits DEDEDE right in the kisser! Viz brings DEDEDE over to the exposed corner of the ring, and he places his challenger into a sitting position. Viz looks around and lays his eyes on the chair, and he goes to collect it! That chair is bent thanks to it being smashed repeatedly over Viz’s back, but Vizzy positions it in front of DEDEDE’s face and lets it lay across the ropes. Viz runs around to the opposite side of the ring and here he comes! Running dropkick sends that chair into DEDEDE’s face!!!!

Stew-O: The force of that dropkick knocked DEDEDE against that exposed steel as well. Double the punishment and a very smart move by The Visual Prophet. He grabs the chair and slams it into Mr. DEDEDE’s face!

Jake Mercer: Viz climbs the ropes above Mr. DEDEDE and he removes a chain from the side of Glass Wallz.

Flannery McCoy: Viz is back down and he wraps the chain around Mr. DEDEDE’s neck. He drags him out of the corner, positioning them in the center of the ring, and he is now choking him. DEDEDE’s in survival mode and he claws at Viz’s hands and arms. He is trying to break the choke, but Viz is not having it. DEDEDE clenches his fist and slams his injured arm into Viz’s face, but Viz stands his ground. That can’t be an easy thing to do at this point. DEDEDE’s arm is still wrapped up in barbed wire and that one strike from DEDEDE has caused fresh blood to trickle down Viz’s face.

Stew-O: Viz tightens the choke he has on Mr. DEDEDE and DEDEDE is forced to just continue throwing his hand up, hoping for the best. He manages to land several shots to Viz’s face and finally Viz has to break. The blood is pouring into his eyes now, but he is quick to move around from DEDEDE.

Jake Mercer: Viz quickly shortens the chain and doubles it up. DEDEDE is gasping for air right now, and trying to find his own second wind, BUT LOOK AT VIZ! VIZ JUST WHIPPED DEDEDE ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIN! A STRANGLED SCREAM ERUPTS FROM DEDEDE AND VIZ WHIPS HIM AGAIN! HE CONTINUES TO WHIP MR. DEDEDE, SPLITTING OPEN DEDEDE’S ALREADY WOUNDED BACK!

Flannery McCoy: Jesus Christ…

Stew-O: VIZ GIVES DEDEDE ONE FINAL LASH WITH THE CHAIN! HE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS FIST AND NAILS DEDEDE IN THE HEAD!

Jake Mercer: Once again, Mr. DEDEDE shows off his in-ring awareness by crawling towards the ropes. Right as he gets his hand on the ropes, Viz is able to seize him by the ankle! DEDEDE manages to shake him off and tries to get up! Viz nails him right between the shoulderblades with the chain, and guys, Mr. DEDEDE’s back is a disgusting mess right now. Viz has literally peeled the skin from it :lupe:

Stew-O: No doubt a lot of Elitists have fantasized about beating Mr. DEDEDE bloody. Viz is living the dream at the moment and he has that chain wrapped around DEDEDE’s throat once again.

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE still has a hold of the ropes, though. He’s on his feet and doing his best to defend against this choke. DEDEDE once again is able to throw his arm up and catch Viz in the face. Viz loses his grip and DEDEDE turns around, and catches Viz with a right hand! Viz staggers back and DEDEDE lands three more punches to the face of the champ! Viz is finally able to come back, catching DEDEDE with a knee to the stomach. DEDEDE fires back with a forearm to the jaw, and he is able to catch a hold of the chain and draw Viz towards him! DEDEDE WITH A SHOT TO VIZ’S GROIN! DEDEDE WENT WITH THE LOW BLOW OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION! VIZ CRUMBLES TO THE MAT! DEDEDE HAS THE CHAIN NOW!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE DOUBLES THE CHAIN AND HE WHIPS IT ACROSS VIZ’S FACE! BLOOD GOES FLYING EVERYWHERE, AND DEDEDE BRINGS THE CHAIN DOWN ACROSS VIZ’S CHEST! DEDEDE SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY TOWARDS VIZ AS HE CONTINUES TO BEAT HIM!

Flannery McCoy: Viz’s glorious breasts have been split open, and blood is pouring down his chest. This is a gruesome frontal whipping and Viz has been rendered utterly defenseless. DEDEDE finally stops the beating, satisfied he’s gotten his point across, and he quickly wraps the chain around Viz’s right leg and drags him over to the ropes. I have no idea what is going through Mr. DEDEDE’s head right now, but surely it can’t be good. He picks up Viz and sits him down on the top turnbuckle, before slamming his own elbow through several of the glass panes. Mr. DEDEDE has created some empty spaces and he threads the chain through them. DEDEDE is peeling the barbed wire from his arm now and he is using the bloodied wire to secure the chain around Viz’s leg to the glass wall. Well that… that is resourceful…

Stew-O: I’m just curious as to what the fuck he is about to do. Why is he tying The Visual Prophet to the wall?

Jake Mercer: Well DEDEDE is unhooking a kendo stick now AND HE SLAMS IT INTO VIZ’S CHEST! DEDEDE WITH THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! HE HITS VIZ IN THE CHEST SIX MORE TIMES BEFORE VIZ IS FINALLY ABLE TO USE HIS FREE LEG TO KICK THE KENDO STICK OUT OF DEDEDE’S HANDS! DEDEDE QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND BEGINS PUNCHING VIZ IN THE FACE AND HEAD! VIZ’S HANDS ARE FREE SO HE TAKES A SHOT AT THE CHAIRMAN’S RIBCAGE! DEDEDE’S FOOT NEARLY SLIPS, BUT HE EASILY REGAINS HIS FOOTING AND HEADBUTTS THE SHIT OUT OF VIZ! VIZ IS ABLE TO LAND ANOTHER SHOT TO THE STOMACH! DEDEDE FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! VIZ WITH A FOREARM NOW AND HE CATCHES DEDEDE IN THE RIBS! VIZ HAS JUST ENOUGH STRENGTH LEFT TO SHOVE DEDEDE OFF THE ROPES AND DEDEDE LANDS ON HIS BACK!

(With DEDEDE down, Viz is forced to assess the predicament he currently finds himself in. His leg is tied to the side of the glass wall and with no other choice, he starts to dig at the barbed wire.)

Stew-O: Viz doesn’t seem to care that the barbed wire is ripping up his hands at the moment. He’s got to get free and he has got to get down from there. He is able to pull the barbed wire free BUT DEDEDE IS BACK UP! HE QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES RIGHT AS VIZ IS UNWRAPPING THE CHAIN FROM HIS LEG, BUT DEDEDE! DEDEDE HAS VIZ AND IS PULLING HIM TO HIS FEET! THEY ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS ON THE TURNBUCKLES NOW! VIZ WITH A HEADBUTT, AND DEDEDE’S FOOT SLIPS! VIZ TAKES HIM BY THE HAIR, BUT DEDEDE WITH A HEART PUNCH! VIZ LETS OUT A STRANGLED CRY! HIS CHEST TOOK A BEATING JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE has brought them both up to the very top turnbuckle and he’s got Viz by the waist. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING??

Jake Mercer: I… I… have no words…

Stew-O: The Chairman just slammed Viz into the meat hook that was hanging from the cage. I don’t know what kind of fucking psychopath put together the weapons list for this year’s edition of Glass Wallz, but I think I’m going to be throw up. That meat hook has pierced Viz’s skin and he is hanging from it. Viz is fucking hanging from the side of that glass wall by the skin of his back and look at that sick smile on Mr. DEDEDE’s face.

Flannery McCoy: Viz can do nothing right now. I think he has literally gone into shock. We saw something similar last year during War Games when a former employee strung up Ms. Extreme. But somehow, some way this just seems to be a lot worse. We all know Mr. DEDEDE has no fucking conscious. He’s got the kendo stick. Come on.

(Mr. DEDEDE twirls the kendo stick and points it at The Visual Prophet. Clearly DEDEDE is feeling it right now, the arrogance just oozing from his blood covered body. DEDEDE gets in a batter’s stance and takes a few practice swings, just trying to be funny, and finally he just slams the kendo stick across Viz’s bloodied and battered chest as hard as he can. The Visual Prophet’s screams are deafening. Some members of the virtual crowd can be seen turning away from their computers and the referee looks visibly sick.)

Stew-O: There are no words…

(Viz hangs there limply and Mr. DEDEDE slams the kendo stick across the man’s chest again and again, until he finally finally breaks it in half.)

(DEDEDE tosses the broken kendo stick to the ground and turns his back to Viz.)

Flannery McCoy: Hey guys…

Jake Mercer: Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

(The camera zooms out just a bit and that allows everyone to get a good shot of the entire ring. The side of the wall that Viz is hanging on has started to lean. Viz isn’t exactly a small man, and due to the pain his body is in right now, he is twitching and moving around a lot. Viz is desperately trying to free himself. That is putting more pressure on the glass wall and all of a sudden it starts to lean even more.)

Stew-O: That wall is about to collapse…

Flannery McCoy: Wouldn’t that make the whole thing fall over…

(Mr. DEDEDE continues to bask in his own glory, but finally, he turns around. Right as he does, he sees Viz’s eyes snap open and the champion kick his own legs out in a last ditch attempt to get free. The wall Viz is attached to comes tumbling down! Mr. DEDEDE can barely get his hands up to shield himself as Viz falls down on top of him and all four glass walls come crashing down into the ring. A rain shower of glass engulfs the two Elitists, along with the referee who had nowhere to run since the glass doors were closed and locked. What’s left in the ring are three broken bodies, millions of glass shards, and all of it in the middle of a river of blood.)

Jake Mercer: There’s no movement inside that ring right now, and I’m truly at a loss for words. One other time Glass Wallz has collapsed, but this… this is just something else entirely…

Flannery McCoy: Truly a gruesome sight.

(Another referee makes his way down to the ramp and carefully gets inside the ring. Taking note of how dire things are, he motions for medical personnel to start making their way down.)

Stew-O: This isn’t exactly how I pictured Glass Wallz ending, but there’s no way The Visual Prophet and Mr. DEDEDE can continue. Paramedics have now arrived on the scene and even they are unsure about how to go about getting these three men out of the ring.

(The paramedics start to tend to the injured referee first and while that is going on, the camera catches The Visual Prophet’s hand moving.)

Jake Mercer: Look at Viz! He’s moving!

(The World Heavyweight Champion is a grisly sight. How he’s even conscious is anyone’s guess. He has glass sticking out of his flesh but nothing is more ghastly than his beaten, bloody chest. A few feet away is Mr. DEDEDE and he is on his stomach. His legs are moving, but he also looks like a car crash victim. The damage Viz did to his back earlier in the match is on full display and fresh blood has pooled around DEDEDE thanks to all the glass that is now stuck in his wounds.)

Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE is moving as well, but it seems like Viz has a little more left in the tank. He’s on all fours, crawling through the debris, and he gets to DEDEDE! Viz throws DEDEDE onto his back and throws himself on top of him!

(The referee who had come down to the ring looks a bit surprised.)

Stew-O: I don’t think the referee knows what is going on! We’re being told that he was sent to the ring to check things out because apparently they were getting ready to call the match off in the back!

Jake Mercer: Well they can’t call it off now because at least Viz is moving! Viz doesn’t understand why the referee isn’t counting. He could have counted to fifty by now! COUNT REFEREE! THIS IS STILL A MATCH!

(The referee kicks away some glass and finally drops down to make a count.)

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT!

Stew-O: IT WAS THIS NEW OFFICIAL’S HESITATION THAT JUST COST THE VISUAL PROPHET A VICTORY! VIZ HAD DEDEDE PINNED FOR WHAT SEEMED TO BE AGES BEFORE THIS REFEREE DECIDED TO COUNT!

Jake Mercer: In all fairness, we all thought this match was being called off. The Glass Wallz structure collapsed on top of our competitors and for a while, neither of them were moving. I know it must have been a shock to see both Viz and DEDEDE show signs of life, but you are right, Stew-O. That hesitation could end up costing Viz dearly.

Flannery McCoy: Viz has rolled off DEDEDE and both men are just laying on their backs, looking up at the lights. I don’t know what it’s going to take for either of them to win this match, but something’s going to have to give eventually. This has been a heavyweight clash right from the very start. There was a feeling in the air when we arrived here tonight that I can’t really describe. Something told me this match was going to be the type of contest that would live on forever, but not for the reasons you would expect. I know that I’ll never be able to get the vision of The Visual One hanging from a meat hook like a dead animal out of my head.

Stew-O: This has been something, that’s for sure. How both men are still in it at this point truly defies logic. Glass Wallz always seems to end up being a spectacle. Some would even say it’s overbooked. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that this match changes everyone who steps into it.

(After blinking at the lights a few more times, The Visual Prophet finally pulls himself into a sitting position. He looks over at his opponent and much to his horror, DEDEDE has managed to roll over onto his side. Viz just shakes his head, knowing damn well that he is going to have to take it to another level if he wants to put DEDEDE down and keep him there.)

Jake Mercer: Viz has put some distance between himself and DEDEDE and he struggles to stand. I have no idea how Viz is able to get back to his feet after being strung up like that. His whole body had to go numb, guys, but like we have seen time and time again here in EAW, our men and women are able to survive some absolutely brutal conditions. Viz makes his way over Mr. DEDEDE and he reaches down to gr-

Stew-O: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GAWD!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE JUST USED THAT BROKEN PIECE OF KENDO STICK AND CAUGHT VIZ RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! VIZ IS DOWN! HE’S NOT GETTING UP! DEDEDE THROWS HIMSELF OVER THE CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKED OUT! VIZ KICKED OUT! VIZ KICKED OUT! DEDEDE IS FURIOUS! THE CHAIRMAN IS ABSOLUTELY BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW! VIZ JUST TOOK A KENDO STICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK THE FUCK OUT!!!

Flannery McCoy: I’M IN DISBELIEF! LOOK AT DEDEDE! HE IS PULLING AT HIS BLOOD SOAKED HAIR AND HIS EYES HAVE GONE WIDE! WE HAVE SEEN THAT LOOK SO MANY TIMES FROM HIM! SOMETHING DARK HAS WOKEN UP INSIDE OF MR. DEDEDE AND HE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! HE SEEMS TO HAVE A RENEWED SENSE OF ENERGY! HE WANTS TO PUT VIZ DOWN! HE’S GRABBED THE CHAMPION AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE BACK UP! DEDEDE HAS VIZ BY THE HAIR AND HE CRACKS HIS HEAD AGAINST VIZ’S! VIZ STAGGERS, BUT HE STAYS UPRIGHT, AND HE SHOVES DEDEDE AWAY FROM HIM!

Stew-O: DEDEDE COMES FLYING AT VIZ, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO DUCK THE CLOTHESLINE! DEDEDE SPINS BACK AROUND AND JUST DUCKS ANOTHER ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’ FROM! DEDEDE GRABS VIZ BY THE WAIST, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO BLOCK THE GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT! HE CATCHES DEDEDE WITH A BACK ELBOW AND LOOKS TO THROW DEDEDE INTO THE ROPES! DEDEDE BLOCKS AND PULLS VIZ TOWARDS HIM, LOOKING TO REVERSE THE WHIP, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO CRACK DEDEDE ACROSS THE JAW WITH A VIOLENT RIGHT HAND!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE BARELY FLINCHES! HE ABSORBS THE BLOW, PUSHES VIZ AWAY, AND RUNS THE ROPES! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! VIZ SIDE STEPS! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO PUT ON THE BRAKES BEFORE HE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES! VIZ GRABS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND BUT DEDEDE FENDS HIM OFF! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR ‘DEMOLITION’ BUT VIZ MANAGES TO AVOID THE DIAMOND CUTTER! VIZ GRABS DEDEDE BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED RING POST!!!!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, HOLDING HIS SHOULDER, AND VIZ WITH A SHOT TO THE KIDNEY AREA! DEDEDE IS HURT AND THAT ALLOWS VIZ TO PICK UP DEDEDE! HE LOOKS FOR A MILITARY PRESS BUT LOOK AT DEDEDE FREE HIMSELF! HE DROPS TO THE GROUND, SPINS VIZ AROUND, AND CHOPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST! MY GOD! VIZ’S CHEST ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HAMBURGER MEAT AND DEDEDE LANDS ANOTHER CHOP! VIZ IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AND HE CHOPS DEDEDE! DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER CHOP, BUT LOOK AT VIZ! HE JUST UNLEASHED ONE ON THE CHAIRMAN THAT JUST ECHOED THROUGH WORLD 1 THEATRE! VIZ WITH MACHINE GUN LIKE PRECISION! THOSE CHOPS ARE DOING A NUMBER ON DEDEDE’S CHEST! IT’S TURNING PURPLE!

Stew-O: DEDEDE RAKES VIZ ACROSS THE FACE OUT OF DESPERATION! THAT FUCKS WITH PROPHET AS HE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF ABSOLUTELY LIGHTING UP MR. DEDEDE! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO TAKE VIZ AND THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE FLIES TOWARDS VIZ AND THERE’S ‘RAPTURE’!!! THE HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS WITH VIZ AND NOW DEDEDE IS DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! MR. DEDEDE IS SETTING VIZ UP FOR THE ‘GRAND SLAM’! HE KISSES VIZ ON THE HEAD AND BUT LOOK! LOOK! VIZ HAS DEDEDE BY THE BALLS!!!

Flannery McCoy: :krabs: Oh shit!

Jake Mercer: VIZ HAS LITERALLY GRABBED DEDEDE BY THE BALLS AND THAT’S STOPPED ALL OF DEDEDE’S MOMENTUM! VIZ BACKS DEDEDE ALL THE WAY INTO THE CORNER BEFORE HE LETS GO AND HITS HIM WITH A KNEE! VIZ’S KNEE JUST CONNECTED WITH DEDEDE’S NUTS AND DEDEDE GOES DOWN IN A HEAP! VIZ TAKES A MOMENT TO CATCH HIS BREATH AND HE FINALLY PULLS DEDEDE UP! IT TOOK VIZ GRABBING COCKZILLA :mjlol: TO PUT A HALT TO DEDEDE! VIZ LIFTS DEDEDE UP IN THE SPINEBUSTER POSITION AND HE PLANTS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE RING STEPS! VIZ LEAVES DEDEDE ON THE STEPS AND NOW HE IS GOING TO THE ROPES!

Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! I THINK HE IS GOING TO TRY AND END DEDEDE WITH A ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!!

(Viz gets himself set and he looks down at DEDEDE. He knows this is his chance to finally put this match to bed.)

Stew-O: VIZ TAKES TO THE SKIES! THE FLYING ELBOW LANDS ACROSS DEDEDE’S CHEST AND HE ROLLS OFF THE STEPS DUE TO THE IMPACT! VIZ QUICKLY COVERS DEDEDE AND THIS IS IT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE. KICKS. OUT.

Flannery McCoy: UNFUCKINGREAL! VIZ REALLY IS GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THIS MAN!

(Desperation and uncertainty crosses the face of the champion. He thought for sure that would end the match and give him this victory. Viz can do nothing else but sit up and place his head in his hands.)

Stew-O: I have never seen The Visual Prophet so emotional during a match. He loves being the World Heavyweight Champion and he doesn’t want to see his championship taken away so Mr. DEDEDE can get his ninth reign.

(Viz finally lets his hands drop and he turns around, looking at Mr. DEDEDE. Despite everything, DEDEDE is still breathing and as long as he is still breathing, there’s a chance for Gawd to win the match.)

Jake Mercer: Viz forces himself up and he turns around to look at DEDEDE. DEDEDE is fighting to stand up, and Viz gives in and helps him up. DEDEDE lands a punch to the side of Viz’s ribs, but Viz just absolutely snaps! He snaps! He begins to pummel DEDEDE in the head with elbow shots, and now is targeting the back of the neck! Viz is going absolutely nuts right now!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ HAS NO CHOICE! DEDEDE HAS DROPPED TO ALL FOURS BUT VIZ IS FORCES HIM BACK UP! VIZ KICKS DEDEDE IN THE STOMACH AND GETS HIM IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION!

Stew-O: :damn: ‘DOVE’S CRY’! VIZ LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH DEDEDE AND HE JUST SPIKED THE CHAIRMAN ON THE RING STEPS WITH A LEAPING, SITOUT VERSION OF THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! THIS MIGHT DO IT!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY DEDEDE IS GETTING UP THIS TIME!

Jake Mercer: :damn: VIZ ISN’T TAKING ANY CHANCES! HE IS GOING FOR A SECOND ‘DOVE’S CRY’!!!! ONCE AGAIN, DEDEDE IS BRUTALLY SPIKED INTO THE RING STEPS!!! HIS WHOLE HEAD IS BUSTED OPEN AND HIS EYES ARE SHUT! GOODNIGHT MR. DEDEDE!!! SLEEP TIGHT!!!

Flannery McCoy: VIZ LETS OUT A VICTORY CRY AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER DEDEDE!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!

(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne begins to blast across the public address system and the virtual audience erupts in a round of applause. The Visual Prophet doesn’t even bother to move. He is still laying across Mr. DEDEDE. He’s emotional, weary, and broken beyond all belief, but he’s more than anything, he’s won the match and retained his beloved championship.)

Stew-O: My god. That was a war.

Jake Mercer: That right there is what it means to be a world champion here in EAW. Those two gave it EVERYTHING they had, and more, and when they didn’t think there was anything more to give, they somehow found another gear. This wasn’t a wrestling match. I’m not sure what the fuck it was. But Viz somehow won it, and he gets to continue his championship reign.

Flannery McCoy: All I can do at the moment is just tip my cap to both men. Glass Wallz is always something that ends up being special and memorable, and this year’s match was no exception. At one point, it didn’t seem like the match could even continue on.

Stew-O: But continue on it did and as a result, we got a fitting end. It was brutal and it was violent, and something tells me that neither of these men are going to be the same ever again.

(The referee has helped Viz sit up and has given him the World Heavyweight Championship. Bae is cradling the belt to his broken chest, and has a look of relief across his face. He came, he fought, he won. More importantly, he survived.)

Jake Mercer: Viz just cemented himself as a dominant champion. Who’s going to beat him?

Flannery McCoy: At this point? After that match? No one probably.

Stew-O: What a night. Congratulations to all the winners and champions. House of Glass was an absolutely amazing event. For Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer… goodnight and we’ll see you next week on Friday Night Dynasty!

(For the final time, the camera captures a shot of Viz. He’s been helped to his feet and is celebrating with the World Heavyweight Championship.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by John Helms

Most Valuable Elitist #245

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