( The instrumental to ‘The Red’ by Chevelle begins to play as the screen remains black )
( Red wine begins to flow onto the screen as the camera slowly zooms out to reveal that the wine is being poured into a glass )
( The pouring stops. A female hand reaches and grabs the glass, at this point the music begins to escalate to a higher volume. She places the glass back down and the music dies back down. A red lipstick stain can be seen at the top of the glass )
( Another hand approaches the glass, this one that of a man. He pulls a tiny bottle out of his pocket and empties the contents of the bottle into the glass. The man places the bottle back into his pocket and exits as the woman re-enters the picture. She takes a sip of the wine and holds the glass in place for a few seconds )
( The glass suddenly drops out of her hand and a large thud is heard. The camera slows down the picture as the lyrics to ‘The Red’ begin to fade in. The glass hits the wooden floor and shatters into hundreds of pieces. In these pieces are the faces of various EAW extremists )
( One of the pieces floats across the screen and it shows Scott Diamond attacking Y2Impact )
Scott Diamond Voiceover: I’m gonna destroy him…
( Another piece comes across the screen and it shows Alex Anderson putting Dark Demon through a table )
Alex Anderson Voiceover: YOU WANNA LAUGH AT ME?!
( Another piece breaks through the current one, this one shows Kawajai standing up to Jaywalker )
Kawajai Voiceover: I’m going to prove that I’m JUST AS GOOD as you… If not better.
( The fourth and final piece comes across the screen. This one showing The Answers World Championship inside of the Red Wallz )
StarrStan Voiceover: I HATE YOU!
( The piece fades to Starr is shown spitting in the face of Masters )
Liam Catterson Voiceover: I’ve done it before… I’m gonna do it again.
( The piece then transitions to Liam Catterson as Answers World Champion )
Johnny Ventura Voiceover: Fate works in strange ways… you did what you said you would… now it’s my turn!
( It shows the coming together and breaking up of Johnny Ventura and StarrStan )
Drastik Voiceover: I will leave Extreme Answers Wrestling alone as BOTH the last Interwire Champion and the LAST Answers World Champion.
( The piece finally shows Drastik announcing that his contract is up after House of Glass and the shocked expression on Masters’ face )
( The final piece shatters violently as the camera fades to black )
Narrator: And now… DYNASTY presents… HOUSEEEEE OFFFFFF GLLLASSSSSSSSS!!
( The camera fades into the arena as a huge barrage of pyro begins to shoot off. It dies down and the camera shows the thousands of screaming fans. It finally settles in on Hey Yo Chico and Stew-O )
Stew: HERE WE ARE PARTNER!! THE DYNASTY EXCLUSIVE EXTRAVAGANZA… ONE OF THE MOST EXTREME NIGHTS OF THE YEAR… LIVE FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA… THE THIRD ANNUAL HOUSE OF GLASS!!
HYC: This atmosphere is GREAT Stew, these guys know what they’re about to witness… nonstop action, oh we’ve got a lot of it… four titles on the line tonight at House of Glass, the Tag Team Championships, the Vixens Championship… and then in the main event… what I feel is truly the biggest match in this company’s long history… both the Answers World Championship and the Interwire Championship will be on the line!
Stew: That’s right, four men, two titles, one ring, one maniacal structure, Johnny Ventura, StarrStan, Liam Catterson and Drastik will all FIGHT it out inside the Red Wallz… but we have much, MUCH more… including this!
( The camera fades up the ramp )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Glass Crypt Match! The only way to win the match is to lock your opponent in the crypt and use the crain to pour glass on top of your opponent!
( ‘Comatose’ by Skillet hits as Kawajai makes his way to the ring in a grey shirt with black wrestling trunks )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds… KAWWWWWAAAAAAJAIIIIII!!
Stew: It was Kawajai who asked for this match tonight at House of Glass. He wants to show Jaywalker that he’s as good, no… better than him! Kawajai a former EAW Champion, holding the belt for seven months, he certainly has the credentials but according to Jaywalker, Kawajai will never even come close to him!
( ‘The Hard Sell’ by Coheed and Cambria hits as Jaywalker makes his way to the ring wearing a red robe )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada… weighing in at 240 pounds… JAAAYYYYYWALLLLKKKKERRRRR!!
HYC: And lemme guess, Stew… you don’t agree with him? You know it’s alright for you to speak your mind on this stuff once in a while. I mean it’s obvious, we haven’t had a Jaywalker, a DEDEDE or a Y2Impact step through this company in a long time… we’re getting second rate extremists and Kawajai’s one of them… Jay is going to show him that tonight.
Stew: WOAH!! LOOK AT KAWAJAI!! CATAPULTING HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES AND LIKE A TORPEDO FLYING INTO JAYWALKER!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! The referee yelling at Kawajai, telling him that both men need to get back into the ring to start the match! Kawajai gets Jay back to his feet and rolls him into the ring as Kawajai enters close behind!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HYC: The match OFFICIALLY underway now! Kawajai getting to his feet and kicking Jay back out of the ring! KAWAJAI AGAIN LOOKING TO GO HIGH RISK AS HE CLIMBS THE ROPES… JAYWALKER STARTING TO CATCH HIMSELF AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET… KAWAJAI LEAPS OFF LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY!! BUT JAYWALKER SIDE STEPS IT AND FORCES KAWAJAI DOWN CHEST FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE TAKING ALL THE WIND OUT OF HIM!! KAWAJAI HUNG UP ON THE BARRICADE PULLS HIMSELF OFF GASPING FOR AIR… AND NOW JAYWALKER LEVELING HIM WITH A BOOT, PUTTING HIM INTO THE FLOOR!!
Stew: That’s ALL it takes for the momentum to swing, what’d that take all of about ten seconds? And now we have Jaywalker standing over a fallen Kawajai. Jaywalker lets out a bit of a smirk as he pulls Kawajai by his feet… AND THROWS HIM into the barricade! Kawajai hitting spine first, hard as he collapses down up against it, seething in pain. Jaywalker walks over to the ringside area near our table here… AND HE GRABS A CHAIR!! JAYWALKER WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND AND NOW BRINGS IT OVER TOWARDS KAWAJAI!!… HE RAISES IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AS KAWAJAI PULLS HIMSELF UP… UNAWARE!!… AND THE CHAIR!! IT’S… DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY!!
HYC: KAWAJAI DOING A FORWARD ROLL TO AVOID THAT CHAIR SHOT!! JAYWALKER SWINGS AT HIM AGAIN WITH THE CHAIR BUT IT’S DUCKED AGAIN!! KAWAJAI TRYING TO AVOID BEING CLOBBERED WITH THIS CHAIR!! HE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND SCRAMBLES OUT OF IT ONTO THE OTHER SIDE!!… Jaywalker angrily follows… that steel chair still gripped in his hand, Kawajai running up the ramp now… nearing that Crypt! Jaywalker follows with the chair… AND KAWAJAI’S RUN OUT OF ROOM!! SEE STEW?! Kawajai has ALREADY been outsmarted by Jaywalker!
Stew: Kawajai isn’t out yet, Chico. And I think we’ve learned to never count him out… he’s been backed into corners time and time again and time and time again he escapes those corners and wins the match. Jaywalker approaches him with that chair… HE LIFTS IT UP… SWINGS DOWN, BUT KAWAJAI WITH A DROPKICK!! SEE CHICO!?!?! A DESPERATION DROPKICK BY KAWAJAI THAT CAUSES JAY’S CHAIR TO FLY OUT OF HIS HANDS!! JAYWALKER STUMBLING AROUND ON THE OUTSIDE… IN A VERY BAD PLACE!! KAWAJAI COMES RUNNING UP BEHIND HIM… AND A BULLDOG!! MY GOD!! A BULLDOG OFF THE STAGE AND BOTH MEN FLY INTO THE BASE OF THE GLASS CRYPT!! A STEEL BASE THAT WAS STABALIZING THE GLASS CRYPT… BOTH MEN JUST FLEW INTO IT… JAY GOING FACE FIRST… KAWAJAI GOING SPINE FIRST… I’M NOT SURE WHO GOT THE WORST OF IT!!
HYC: Both men are IN PAIN at the foot of that crypt, Jaywalker hasn’t released the top of his head since impact and I’m pretty sure I see some red on his arm, I bet he’s been busted open! Kawajai landed awkwardly on his spine, almost on his neck and he’s seated upside-down with his bottom half pressed against that crypt! Both men beginning to stir, Jaywalker making it back to his feet before Kawajai but the former EAW Champion not far behind. KAWAJAI THROWS A RIGHT HAND… JAYWALKER DUCKS UNDER AND KAWAJAI PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH THE GLASS!! KAWAJAI GOES RIGHT TO THE HAND… JAYWALKER NOW GRABBING THE CHAIR FROM THE TOP OF THE STAGE… KAWAJAI TURNS AROUND… AND A SMACK RIGHT OVER THE HEAD FROM THE CHAIR!! KAWAJAI COLLAPSES AS JAYWALKER MOTIONS FOR THE CRYPT!! THE KEYS ARE IN THE LOCK… AND HE OPENS THE DOOR!!
Stew: JAYWALKER GRABS KAWAJAI AND PULLS HIM OVER TO THE CRYPT… HE GETS HIM TO HIS FEET… AND HE PUTS HIM IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH!! JAYWALKER LIFTS HIM UP… LOOKING FOR THE SECOND SACRAFICE?!?!… YES!! BAH GAWD!! JAYWALKER THROWING KAWAJAI RIGHT INTO THE GLASS, HE HITS WITH A THUD, CRACKING THE GLASS!! JAYWALKER LOADS KAWAJAI’S FEET INTO THE CRYPT AND SHUTS THE DOOR… HE GRABS THE KEYS AND LOCKS IT!!… NOW ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GET TO THE CRANE AND DROP THE GLASS!!…
HYC: REMEMBER STEW… EVEN THOUGH THE DOOR IS LOCKED, KAWAJAI CAN STILL GET OUT BY BREAKING THROUGH THE GLASS!! THIS ONE ISN’T OVER UNTIL THE GLASS GETS DROPPED THROUGH THE CRYPT!!… JAYWALKER WALKS OVER TOWARDS THE CRANE AND CLIMBS UP INTO IT… KAWAJAI STILL OUT… JAYWALKER TURNING THE KEY TO THE CRANE… HE MOVES THE BLOCK OVER THE TOP OF THE CRYPT… AND………………. HE DROPS THE LOAD!! THE HUNDREDS OF GLASS SHARDS PILE OVER THE BODY OF KAWAJAI… IT’S OVER!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘The Hard Sell’ hits as Jaywalker climbs out of the crane )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… JAYYYYYYWALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRR!!
Stew: What a way to start off House of Glass! Jaywalker beats Kawajai!
HYC: I told you… DIDN’T I TELL YOU STEW?!?! Kawajai embarrassed himself not only tonight, but this entire month saying that he’s better than Jaywalker… no one’s better than Jaywalker… and we saw that tonight!
( The camera fades into the parking lot where a silver Mercedes-Benz is shown pulling in )
HYC: Uh oh Stew, I know who drives that car!
Stew: So do I, Chico… get ready.
( Drastik steps out of the car wearing a navy blue suit. The crowd inside the arena erupts into cheers so loud that they can be heard in the parking lot as Drastik shoots a grin. Paparazzi immediately flood him snapping pictures and asking him questions. He answers some of them with one word answers but pushes most of them away as he enters the locker room area )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following is a Taipei Death Match… and it is for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!
( ‘Helena’ by The Misfits hits as Cassandra Lyndivia makes her way to the ring being accompanied by Vanessa Lyndivia )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger from Savannah, Georgia… being accompanied by Vanessa Lyndivia… CASSSSSSSANNNNDRRRAAAAA LYNNNDDDIIIIVVVVVIIIAAAAAA!!
Stew: For any of you that don’t know what a Taipei Death Match is, it’s normal rules, however both competitors have glass shards taped around their wrists… so you’re packing something heavy when you throw a punch… it’s simply brutal.
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way to the ring with the Vixens Championship around her waist )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California… SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CAMMMMERRRONNNNN ELLLLAAAA AVVVVAAAAA!!
HYC: This match isn’t a new thing for Cameron, let’s remember that it was at this very event two years ago, in this very match that Cameron won her first Vixens Championship when she defeated Kendra Shamez. That’s one advantage that the champion definitely has over the challenger, but the real question is… will it be enough? Cassandra Lyndivia is no pushover, plus she has the X-Factor with her at ringside in her sister Vanessa!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: We are now underway of what may be the most BRUTALIZING vixens match anybody will ever witness! Cameron and Cassandra circle the ring with their fist raised. Both treating this match more so like a boxing match, but that’s the way to take advantage of the stipulation! Cassandra throws a wild right fist… Cameron backs up in the before it could connect! Cassandra throwing another right fist, but yet again Cameron is able to avoid it! CAMERON NOW WITH A LOW LEFT… SLICING THE GLASS THAT’S GLUED ON HER TAPED FIST ACROSS CASSANDRA’S STOMACH JUST BARELY BEFORE CASSANDRA BACKS UP IN THE CORNER! Cassandra notices the small slice on her gut and OH NO! CASSANDRA BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER RAMMING HER FISTS ON CAMERON’S TEMPLE WHILE SHE TRIES TO DEFEND HERSELF IN ANYWAY! Cassandra has already snapped in the early going! CASSANDRA NOW SCRAPING THE BROKEN GLASS TAPED TO HER FIST ACROSS CAMERON’S FOREHEAD! And I think… YES! I SEE RED! Cameron backs up for the moment’s rest, but Cassandra is not letting up! Cassandra sprints toward her with A HUGE right swing of her fist— NO! CAMERON IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! CAMERON NOW UNLEASHING HER WRATH UPON CASSANDRA BY DRIVING HER FISTS REPEATEDLY INTO CASSANDRA’S RIBS!
HYC: Cassandra is backed up to the ropes! Cameron with a piercing knee to the gut! OH MY GOD! CAMERON WITH AN UPPERCUT, BUT USING HER FIST TO IMPALE CASSANDRA’S NECK! Cassandra is in complete shock as she’s checking her neck for any slicing! AND CAMERON WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH OF THEM TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Cameron taking no time at all to crawl to her opponent and mount her… YET AGAIN SENDING HER FIST RAINING DOWN ON CASSANDRA’S SKULL! Cassandra is attempting her best to defend herself, but she’s not going to save herself from being busted open! This is such a sadistic barbaric match, Stew! And it’s proving how far these women will go to be a champion! AND CASSANDRA IS ABLE TO HEADBUTT CAMERON IN THE MIDST OF HER ATTACK! Another! Cameron starting to let up on her very offensive attack! Another headbutt! That one doing enough damage for Cassandra to toss Cameron off her body! Cassandra is back to a vertical base AND MAYBE NOT FOR LONG… CAMERON WITH A BACKHAND TO CASSANDRA’S CHEEK— NOPE! CASSANDRA IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! CASSANDRA WITH A BACKHAND OF HER OWN TO CAMERON— AGAIN, IT’S AVOIDED! CAMERON WITH THE SPINNING FIST! CASSANDRA DUCKS! CASSANDRA SPINS CAMERON AROUND… SPEARING CAMERON SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON!
Stew: That one had to hurt! This contest now taken back inside the ring as Cassandra tosses Cameron under the bottom rope following her in! Oh no… OH NO! What could Cassandra be thinking here? She’s climbing up to the top rope! Cameron is still downed in the middle of the ring! OH MY GOD! CASSANDRA LEAPS… FIST DROP! A FIST DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE GLASS TEARING THE SKIN OFF CAMERON’S FOREHEAD LETTING THE BLOOD FLOW! Cassandra quickly to the cover!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT!!
HYC: CAMERON IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! How?! Cassandra started to look frustrated as ever that she can’t finish Cameron off there to end this insane blood shedding match! Uh oh, I think Cassandra is calling for the end here! Cassandra is shouting at Cameron to get up! Cameron barely moving, but she is stirring! Cassandra is backed up into a corner… Cameron up to a knee! Cassandra is anxious! Cameron is up, but she’s on spaghetti legs! TRAGIC EXPRESSION! THE SPEAR— NO! NO! CAMERON IS ABLE TO DODGE THE BULLET AND SEND CASSANDRA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Cameron finally showing some life! CAMERON TAKING ADVANTAGE BY SCRAPING THE GLASS FISTS ACROSS CASSANDRA’S BACK! Cassandra is feeling that one! AND CAMERON TAKES CASSANDRA DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL REVERSE DDT! Can we even call this a wrestling match?! These two aren’t here to wrestle! If it weren’t illegal they’d be out to kill each other just to become champion! Cassandra is slowly making her way back to both feet. Cameron bounces off the ropes! BICYCLE KICK! CAMERON TAKING CASSANDRA DOWN WITH A DECAPITATING BICYCLE KICK! Cameron isn’t finished there! She’s aiming to pull off the most damage as possible! Doing what Cassandra did earlier and climbing up to the top rope! Cameron looking around to the fans on their feet! Cassandra isn’t moving! CAMERON DIVES! ELBOW DROP! ELBOW DROP CONNECTING!
Stew: Can you see that sickening smirk on Cameron’s face?! I think she’s thinking of something very devious right now! Cameron now grabbing Cassandra by the head… WHAT?! SHE RAKES CASSANDRA’S EYES USING THE GLASS GLUED TO HER TAPED FIST! SHE’S TRYING TO PERMANENTLY BLIND CASSANDRA! CAMERON NOW BEATING INTO CASSANDRA’S FACE WITH HER FISTS! GLASS RIPPING THE FLESH AND SKIN APART! BLOOD POURING FROM HER HEAD! Can this get any more violent?! I spoke to soon… CAMERON WITH A FIST DROP OF HER OWN! TO HER FOREHEAD! AND ANOTHER TO HER CHEST! ANOTHER TO HER GUT! OH NO… FINISHING IT OFF WITH A FINAL FIST DROP TO CASSANDRA’S NECK! Is there any part of their body that hasn’t been torn apart? Cameron is HAPPY with what she’s done and you can tell it with that sadistic smile! Cameron pulling a lifeless Cassandra up to her feet… Kick to the gut! CAMERON SETTING CASSANDRA UP FOR THE POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER! Cassandra’s lifeless body sent crashing down into the corner! CAMERON FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! WHAT?! NO! CASSANDRA MOVES OFF IT AND SMASHES CAMERON HEAD FIRST OFF THE RING POST!
HYC: Cassandra UNLEASHING her fury of fists all over any vulnerable body part of Cameron! Slicing every part of her body along with them! Cassandra trying to get back in this match! She’s lifting Cameron up to the top rope in a seated position. What’s she plotting? CASSANDRA SPRINGS OFF THE ROPE! TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE! SENDING CAMERON HEAD FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! Cameron is out of it! Cassandra is on her feet, but you can tell the wear and tear this match has done on her body! If she’s aiming for a victory she needs to get it soon! The longer this match goes on for the both of them can do them no good! And Cassandra slowly runs off the ropes… Leaping knee drop! Running off the ropes once more! Another leaping knee drop! She’s focusing on the gashes upon Cameron’s forehead! The more blood that’s spread you’d have to imagine it’s going to impair their sight as it gets in their eyes! Cassandra now lifting Cameron up— GODDESS’ TOUCH! CAMERON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH AN ENZIGURI! NO! CASSANDRA IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! CASSANDRA RUNS OFF THE ROPES… CAMERON IS ON HER FEET! CASSANDRA WITH A CLOTHESLINE! NO! CAMERON DUCKS UNDER IT AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! CASSANDRA SPINS AROUND! THE GODDESS’ TOUCH! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! CAMERON HOOKING THE LEG!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDDD!!…
Stew: NO! NO! NO! CASSANDRA WITH THE SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! THAT HAD TO BE TWO AND THREE-FOURTHS! Cameron is looking at the referee in complete disbelief! She thought she had this match won! She has to be thinking of what she must have to do to finish Cassandra off! Cameron lifts Cassandra’s dead weight back to a vertical base! BTICH CAMP! CAMERON WITH THE SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER— CASSANDRA SPINS OUT OF IT! CASSANDRA TAKES CAMERON DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER! SHE’S SETTING CAMERON UP… RAGE CAGE! THE RAGE CAGE IS LOCKED IN! CAMERON HAS NOWHERE TO GO! CASSANDRA IS BENDING CAMERON’S SPINE! CAMERON TOO WEAK TO OVERPOWER IT IS TRYING TO MAKE HER WAY TO THE ROPES! CASSANDRA LEANING BACK FURTHER! CAMERON IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES… SHE’S ALMOST THERE! BUT SHE’S UNABLE TO BARE THE PAIN ANY LONGER! CAMERON TAPS OUT! WE HAVE A NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Helena’ hits as Cassandra is awarded the Vixens Championship. Vanessa comes in the ring and joins her sister in the celebration )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CASSSANNNDRAAAAA LYYNNNDIIVVVVIIIAAAAA!!
Stew: MY GOD CHICO… CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! WE HAVE A NEW VIXENS CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AT HOUSE OF GLASS!! CASSANDRA LYNDIVIA HAS DEFEATED CAMERON ELLA AVA… CAMERON HAS TAPPED OUT!!
HYC: I WAS RIGHT STEW!! I TOLD YOU!! I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME!! IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF OPPORTUNITY, THESE LYNDIVIA’S WERE BORN AND BRED TO BE CHAMPIONS… DIDN’T I TELL YOU?! I SHOULDA PUT MONEY ON THIS STUFF… I’M 2-2 TONIGHT!!
Stew: Once again, congratulations to our NEW Vixens Champion, Cassandra Lyndivia!
( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million )
Max: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest… DARK DEMON!
( Dark Demon steps into the picture wearing his wrestling gear )
Max: Demon, a little later on tonight you’re scheduled to take on Alex Anderson. Now, it’s no surprise as to how he’s viewed backstage… what do you think of him?
Demon: I’m with the rest of the world, I don’t like him. Never have and unless he undergo’s a dramatic change… I don’t think I ever will.
Demon: You always have that one asshole in high school right, Max? The one who thinks he’s hot shit… that he can do no wrong, but then when it gets down to real life things like talking to girls they end up messing up their words and fall flat on their face? Well yeah, that’s Alex Anderson.
Max: Many people have went as far as to say EAW would benefit if he was fired… do you agree?
Demon: I just don’t like the guy… would I go that far? Probably not, he’s a pretty good talent, I don’t think that was ever the question, he’s proven that he has some ability… he just doesn’t know when to shut up… after all he’s taken it’s amazing that he hasn’t learned by now… but you know what my job is.
Demon: Even if I can’t get him to learn his lesson, maybe I’ll make it so… *Demon points at his elbow*… maybe I’ll make it so he won’t BE ABLE to talk… THAT would benefit EAW.
( Demon hands the microphone back over to Max and walks off )
(Young Lions Cup Graphic appears across the screen)
Stew: Here we go; the Young Lions Cup will be defended on Free-Per-View for the first time since its debut at Pain For Pride VI and what a way to be defended as both men will compete in a modified “1000 Shards of Glass” match! Let’s get to it!
(Camera cuts to the Announcer in the middle of the ring that has four poles connected to each of the four ring-posts and a small black bag hung from each pole)
Announcer: The following contest is a “1000 Shards of Glass” Match and is for the E-A-W YOUNG LIONS CUP!!…. The rules are as follows… There are four bags of 250 shards of glass hung from a pole connected to each corner of the ring… Either competitor may climb up and retrieve any of the four bags to use however they’d like, but you can only obtain victory by pinfall or submission in order to be the Young Lions Cup Holder!!….
(“Living in America” by James Brown plays all throughout the arena as a confident Lucius Creed saunters out to the stage dressed in American-patterned attire and vest)
Announcer: First, the challenger!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Gainesville, Georgia!…. Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. LUCIUS CREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!….
(“Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch plays all throughout the arena as Venom triumphantly makes his way out to the stage dressed in green House of Renegades-patterned attire with a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and the Young Lions Cup and a beer bottle in both hands as he triumphantly raises them both in the air)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Atlanta, Georgia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. Representing The House of Renegades!!…. HE IS THE FIRST, ONLY, REIGNING AND DEFENDING YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER…. VEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: There’s the bell to officially start off what is sure to be a brutal contest between these two Young Lions as both men eye that beautiful Cup as well as those daunting bags of glass that hang from each corner of the ring… Venom seems to be taunting his opponent; he’s signaling that he’s got something in mind as Lucius rolls his eyes.. Lucius seems to have had enough talk as he wraps around the head of Venom for a side headlock! Hold on! Venom quickly slips out of it and locks the waist of Lucius from behind! He catches Lucius with a nice takedown as Lucius’ face nails the canvas! Venom quickly springs back to his feet! HE’S CLIMBING TO THE NEAREST POLE HERE! We could be seeing the first introduction to those savage shards of glass! Venom’s up there as he looks to unhook it! HE DOES IT! LUCIUS LUNGES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO THE SPINE! Venom’s got that bag of 250 shards in his possession, but he can’t use it!
HYC: He better be more worried about dropping it at this point as he’s taken his eyes off his opponent for too long and now pays the consequences as he’s met with a series of forearms from a determined Lucius Creed! Venom turns himself around on that top turnbuckle and seats himself as Lucius swings with a big right hand! It’s blocked by a boot from Venom! VENOM SWINGS THAT BAG OF GLASS!! Lucius is able to duck it as he immediately sends a powerful right straight to the jaw of Venom! A left immediately connects before Venom can even realize he missed! Look at the foot work of Lucius Creed! He’s toying with the Young Lions Cup Holder here as he displays what he calls “Fancy Footwork”! Venom is looking more and more out of it as Lucius barrages him with those powerful blows! That bag of shards drops from the right hand of Venom! You would think his many years of gripping a beer bottle would pay off, but that bag slipped through his fingers like butter following the onslaught at the hands of his opponent! Lucius looks to finish Venom off as he climbs up there with him! HE’S GOT HIM SET UP! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Venom manages to push Lucius off and send him dropping down to the canvas and just in the knick of time!
Stew: Lucius immediately rolls back up to his feet and charges back in! He’s met with a boot to the face from Venom! Venom’s doing all he can to maintain his balance on that top turnbuckle as Lucius backpedals into the middle of the ring! VENOM LEAPS! DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!! LUCIUS PICKS UP THE BAG OF GLASS AND SWINGS IT INTO THE GUT OF VENOM RIGHT BEFORE VENOM COULD CONNECT!! That sent the Young Lions Cup Holder flipping forward and straight down to the canvas violently! Lucius Creed doesn’t look like he’s satisfied just yet as Venom remains dazed in a sit-up position.. Lucius off the ropes with that bag of glass in hand! HE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF VENOM!! LUCIUS COVERS VENOM!! NEW YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: Kick out from Venom! It’s not enough to keep this natural-born brawler in the young Venom down! Lucius looks none too happy with the resilience of his opponent as he rises back to his feet with that bag of glass in hand… Lucius begins pouring down the shards of glass onto the canvas! Somebody’s about to get hurt and hurt BADLY! This is about to get violent and Lucius knows it better than anyone else as he grabs a hold of his damaged opponent and pulls Venom back up to his feet.. Hold on–Venom fires back with a forearm to the mid-section of Lucius! Venom springs up and drives a shoulder into the solar plexus of Lucius! Lucius seems to be having none of it as he fires back at Venom with rapid-fire shots! KICK TO THE GROIN!! Venom completely disables his opponent from fighting back with a swift kick to the groin as Lucius slowly descends down to his knees! Lucius suddenly finds himself at the mercy of Venom! LOOK OUT! INJECTION!!!! VENOM NAILS A KNEELING LUCIUS CREED WITH THAT DEVASTATING SUPERKICK!! LUCIUS IS DOWN AS VENOM DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Stew: KICK OUT FROM LUCIUS!! Venom can’t believe it, but Lucius is still in this! Venom has met his share of resilient opponents, but this may be his toughest challenge yet and it shows as the frustration upon Venom’s face becomes more visible! Venom gets back to his feet and makes his way to a different corner of the ring as he begins climbing up… Lucius looks to be in no shape to fight back, but he’s pushing through the pain nonetheless as he makes it to his knees.. Venom unhooks another bag of glass as he drops down… Lucius rising up to one knee! He’s almost–VENOM RUSHES IN WITH THAT BAG OF GLASS STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS OF LUCIUS CREED! VENOM SWINGS THE BAG INTO THE SPINE OF LUCIUS NOW! HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF LUCIUS AGAIN!! AGAIN!! AGAIN!!! Blood is now flowing from the back of Lucius Creed like a damn river as he finds himself at the mercy of Venom! Venom seems to have finally put a stop to his attack at the command of the Referee as the Official checks on Lucius… Venom seems to have bigger plans in mind as he takes that bag of shards.. And dumps them with the already strewn-about shards on the canvas! Venom pushes the Referee out of the way and disrespectfully grabs Lucius by his hair to pull him up to his feet… VENOM SCOOPS LUCIUS UP! SCOOP SLAM ONTO THOSE SHARDS!! NO! LUCIUS SHOWS GREAT ATHLETICISM AS HE JUST BARELY LANDS ON HIS FEET! Lucius loses his balance as he stumbles into the ropes.. VENOM CHARGES!
HYC: LUCIUS PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AS VENOM GOES GLIDING OVER AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE! Lucius may have Venom right where he wants him and in a perfect spot to capitalize and capture victory in this contest as he readies himself… Venom slowly rising back to a vertical base, but allowing Venom to do this could be a big mistake on Lucius’ part! Venom’s up! LUCIUS SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES! No! Venom dodges out of the way! Lucius realizes this mid-move as he stops himself and lands on the apron! VENOM SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND PULLS LUCIUS’ FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Lucius drops down and nails his face hard on the apron! Venom’s back in the driver’s seat and he knows it as he laughs in the face of the downed Lucius Creed! Venom now stumbles over to ringside here.. He picks up a familiar glass weapon as he grabs his beer bottle! Lucius now pulling himself to his feet as Venom triumphantly raises that bottle in the air and takes a swig! Lucius is up! VENOM SWINGS WITH THAT BOTTLE!! It misses as Lucius ducks and nails Venom with a shot to the ribs! The bottle is sent rolling into the ring as a damaged Venom turns around! LUCIUS CATCHES HIM! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AS VENOM’S WAIST NAILS THE EDGE OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!! What a move!
Stew: Venom has found himself in dire straits here as Lucius Creed pulls himself back to his feet using that apron to aid him.. He may have something big in mind as he grabs a hold of Venom and sends him rolling back into the ring… Venom rolling onto those unforgiving shards of glass as they tear at his flesh! Lucius now climbs up to the apron and further to the top turnbuckle! He’s got something big in mid! LUCIUS LEAPS!! FLYING ELBOW DROP!!!! IT MISSES AS LUCIUS CRASHES INTO THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS!!! VENOM MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST A SECOND BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT!! Venom may have just saved himself! He may have won this match! Lucius is rolling in pain here! Venom is a desperate man! He wants to end this! Venom now crawling over to the cringing and profusely bleeding Lucius Creed! HE COVERS HIM! HE’S GOT HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!
HYC: CREED KICKS OUT! CREED KICKS OUT! He’s not done! Venom can’t believe it as he sits up! Both of these men are cut to shreds all for the right to hold the Young Lions Cup! Venom grabs a hold of the Referee and begins dragging himself back to a vertical base… Venom’s up as he stumbles over to the nearest corner and climbs up… He unhooks the third bag of shards in this match… Venom drops down and makes his way over to the final corner as he climbs up… He’s got the last bag of shards! He drops down with both of those bags in his hands as he makes his way over to a downed Lucius Creed; verbally abusing him while stomping into him! Venom now… He pours both of those bags onto Lucius!! All 1000 shards of glass are now here and in play and Venom looks to seal the deal here as he pulls Lucius out of the shards and up to his feet… Lucius is bleeding a lot! He may be unconscious! Venom looks like a possessed man as he pulls his opponent in! HE PICKS LUCIUS UP!! POWERBOMB!!!! LUCIUS HAS VENOM’S BEER BOTTLE IN HAND!! HE BREAKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF VENOM!! VENOM DROPS DOWN ONTO THE THOUSAND SHARDS OF GLASS AS LUCIUS QUICKLY HOOKS HIS LEGS FOR A COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Living in America” by James Brown plays all throughout the arena as an ecstatic Lucius Creed rolls through the ropes to the outside while the Referee hands him the Young Lions Cup)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest and NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER!!!….. LUCIUS CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!….
Stew: We knew this match was going to be violent and brutal and it absolutely delivered in spades tonight as we’ve witnessed a SECOND holder of the coveted Young Lions Cup tonight! Venom successfully defended that Cup on multiple occasions, but it looks like he finally met his match tonight as he and Lucius put it all on the line in this 1000 Shards of Glass match!
HYC: We’ve seen more violent confrontations than this, Stew, but this was certainly one for the history books as far as battles between young up and comers goes! Great and very bloody effort from both men and congratulations to Lucius Creed!
( The camera fades into Alex Anderson’s locker room. He is shown putting on his boots when there’s a knock on his door )
Alex Anderson: I don’t want any visitors.
( The knocking continues )
Alex Anderson: GO AWAY!
( The knocking stops, but starts up again )
Alex: WHO THE HELL IS IT?!
???: It’s me man, lemme in!
Clyde: CHEAH MAN!
Alex: Door’s open….
( Clyde struts into the room in a black suit, a big grin on his face and a suitcase in hand )
Alex: Why are you dressed like that?
Clyde: Well you see… EAW re-hired me… but thing is, they ain’t know where to put ol’ Clyde! See they don’t want to put me on the air anymore because I said a few words a few many times that the people at the network seem to frown upon… but man I can’t help it… you ever see my momma? She got a mouth on her like a, like a… like mouthy sailor!
Alex: Still didn’t answer my question.
Clyde: Oh ye, see well.. I’m dressed like that because since they don’t know what to do with me, I’ma start my own business and make my own money… and I’m passing out my card to get my name out there ya’ feel me?
Alex: Yeah… let me see it.
Clyde: I gotchu man. *Clyde hands a business card over to Alex Anderson*
Alex: Clyde C. Clysdale… atto– ATTORNEY AT LAW? YOU’RE A LAWYER?!?!
Clyde: Yeah man, I’ll defend anybody on any case. Whether it be a shootin’, or you know… a stabbin’… or a uh… uh… what’s that called… A HOMO-CIDE!… So do you need anything?
Alex: Well actually, I was robbed last week… and I mean, I was gonna hire someone else but–
Clyde: Oh no, I don’t do robberies.
Alex: Why not?
Clyde: Cuz robberies ain’t a crime!
Alex: WHAT?! ROBBERIES AREN’T A CRIME?!
Clyde: You gotta understand somethin man, where I’m from… you can’t go a week without getting robbed… Hell, robberies are almost as common as seeing a BMW in a white neighborhood! If you don’t get robbed you must be one po ass mo’fucka. You can’t go around bothering the POE-lice with robberies… Plus I mean let’s be real… some of my best friends, they robbers… now what if one of my friends robbed you, I can’t put away my friend like that… NO WAY NO HOW! I can’t do that… lemme know if anything else comes up.
Alex: Wait… I have one more thing.
Clyde: Oh ye? What’s that man.
Alex: Oh I’m going to regret this. Well you see… my contract is coming up in a few weeks, and they won’t let me sign a new one unless I become a citizen of the United States… I have the papers in my bag, they’re filled out… I want you to go over them with me.
Clyde: In that bag right there? *Acknowledging a bag next to Alex*
Alex: That’s the one… do you want to do it?
Clyde: Sure man, sure! OH MAN THIS IS SO EXCITING… MY FIRST CLIENT!!
( Alex and Clyde begin reading the paper as the camera fades out )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall …and it will be for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!! And this match will be contested under a GLASS ROPES MATCH!
( ‘’Dead Bite’’ by Hollywood Undead plays throughout the arena as Jacob Senn walks down to the ring with ‘Vengeance Comes’ written across his jacket )
Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring from Chicago IL, weighing in at 205lbs ….JACOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘’Crash’’ By Decfyer Down plays throughout the arena as Zack Crash makes his way down to the ring as he and Jacob begin to argue between themselves )
Ring Announcers: And his tag team partner, making his way down to the ring from Charleston, West Virgina weighign in at 225lbs ….ZACKKKKKKKK CRASHHHHHHHHH!!
Stew: Well these two have to be the worst pairing ever! These two can’t stand each other… I still have no clue as to why Crash made this choice, he’s basically throwing away his chance of becoming one half of the tag champs… but who knows, maybe they’ll be able to co-exist in some way, shape or form and actually pull this off!
‘One hand in the air if you don’t really care …’’
‘Two hands in the air if you don’t really care..’’
‘’Middle finger in the air if you don’t really care..’’
‘’Its like that sometimes man ridiculous ..’’
‘’ Life can be sometimes man fucking ridiculous…’’
( ‘’So Appalled’’ by Kanye West plays as Mr.DEDEDE and Diamond Cage storm out to the ring with the Unified Tag Team Champions over their shoulders )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, coming in at a combined weight of 465 pounds, they are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ……MR.DEDEDE AND DIAMONDDDDDDD CAGEEEEE!!!!!
HYC: The newly crowned tag-team Champions… but they’re up against a tough team, regardless of if Senn and Crash will be able to get along, they’re lethal on their own… DEDEDE said last week that they’d have no problems defeating Senn and Crash… I hope he doesn’t eat his words.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Here we go, as we said no tags needed in this match due to the broken glass shards attached to the ring ropes, DEDEDE and Crash begin trading shots as do Cage and Senn! An explosive start to this match as DEDEDE kicks Crash in the mid-section and looks to pull him in for a clothesline but Crash ducks underneath it and attacks DEDEDE from behind knocking him down to the mat …Senn whips Cage into the turnbuckle and charges directly at him with a TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! BUT CAGE MOVES FORWARD AND DROPS SENN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, CAUSING SENN TO HIT THE MIDDLE PART OF THE TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST!!
Hey Yo Chico: Zack Crash now grabbing DEDEDE by his lock of hair and looks to GRIND HIS FACE INTO THE GLASS ROPES! But DEDEDE elbows Crash in the gut and drops Crash with a Russian Leg Sweep! Cage begins stomping his boot into the face of Senn in the corner, Cage begins lifting Senn up onto his feet and looks to whip him into the opposing corner but Senn reverses it and sends Cage flying into the corner …Jacob now charges towards Cage but DEDEE CUTS SENN OFF WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SENN TAKES DEDEDE DOWN WITH A SPEAR!! JACOB SENN JUST SPEARED THE MASTER OF THE MOVE AND JACOB QUICKLY HOOKS A LEG OF MR.DEDEDE!!
ONE!!! …NO!! DIAMOND CAGE BREAKS IT UP BY STOMPING ON JACOBS HEAD!!
Stew-O: Cage now continuing to stomp on Senn but Crash leaps to his feet and pounces on Cage, swinging him around and CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK! That knocks Cage back nearing him towards the glass ropes as Crash charges towards Cage and SHOULDER TACKLES HIM INTO THE GLASS ROPES!! THE SHOULDER BLADES OF CAGE CLASH INTO THE GLASS SHARDS ON THE ROPES, CAUSING HIM GREAT PAIN AS HE YELLS OUT IN PAIN!! Diamond Cage seems to be stuck in the ropes, the glass sticking into his skin as Crash begins sending blows into the trapped Diamond Cage but Jacob Senn pushes Zack Crash away, he wants a piece of Cage himself but Crash shoves Senn away and both men start to get into a shouting match with each other, they can’t even stay on the same page with the titles on the line Chico!
Hey Yo Chico: AND DEDEDE FROM BEHIND WITH A LOW BLOW TO EACH MEN!! AND DDD STILL ON HIS KNEES SHOVES BOTH MEN CRASHING INTO THE GLASS ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!! SENN AND CRASH HAVING TO FALL THROUGH THE BROKEN GLASS SHARDS ON THOSE ROPES AND YOU CAN SEE THE CUTS AND BLOOD STARTING TO COME ON THEIR BODIES NOW, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE GOOD STEW! …DEDEDE RIPS Cage off the broken glass as you can see blood pouring down the shoulder blades of Diamond Cage, DEDEDE checks on Cage who shoves him back and tells him he’s fine, neither time really on the same side tonight but Crash and Senn are trying to get up but DIAMOND CAGE LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO BOTH SENN AND CRASH!! DIAMOND CRASHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS AS HE SENDS BOTH MEN INTO THE BARRICADE!!
Stew-O: LOOK AT CAGE THOUGH CHICO! HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS LIP, FROM HIS FOREHEAD, FROM ABOVE HIS EYE, ALL CONNECTED WITH THAT RAZOR SHARP GLASS FROM THE ROPES AND HE’S LAUGHING! Diamond Cage is a bloody mess already, Cage lifts up Crash up and mocks his former rival as Cage grabs Crash and WHIPS CRASH INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! THE ARM THAT WAS ONLY RECENTLY SNAPPED BY JACOB SENN IS SENT FIRST INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS FIRST!! CRASH IS YELLING IN PAIN AS CAGE MOCKS AND TAUNTS HIM BUT SENN WITH THE LEG CHOP INTO CAGE, KNOCKING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE OF THE RING!! CAGE AGAIN FACE FIRST INTO THOSE BROKEN GLASS ROPES!!
Hey Yo Chico: Jacob Senn pulling himself up onto his feet but DEDEDE is already moving out of the ring and he grabs Senn, looking to BASH HIS SKULL INTO OUR TABLE!! Senn eating that table head first as DEDEDE looks to WHIP SENN INTO THE OTHER STEEL STEPS!! BUT SENN STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AT THE LAST MOMENT BUT DEDEDE CHARGES AT SENN!! BUT SENN WITH THE HIP TOSS!! SENN WITH THE HIP TOSS SENDING DEDEDE SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! DEDEDE LANDED AWKWARDLY ON THOSE STEPS!!! HE COULD HAVE SUFFERED A SERIOUS INJURY THERE STEW! …Senn now regrouping as he rolls DEDEDE back into the ring and Senn walks over to the timekeeper and snatches the steel chair as he slowly rolls back into the ring as he drips blood all over the place …
Stew-O: Senn waiting for DEDEDE to get to his feet,DEDEDE is clutching onto his back, you can see the bruising already showing on his spine as DEDEDE is making it up to his feet and Senn …THROWS DEDEDE THE CHAIR AND SENN NAILS A ROLLING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE CHAIR WHICH SMASHES DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF MR.DEDEDE!! DEDEDE GOES DOWN AND HE MIGHT BE OUT OF IT AS SENN DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES, CLUTCHING HIS FOREARM AS BLOOD DRIPS ONTO THE MAT AND SENN COVERS DEDEDE!! SENN WITH THE PIN!!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!!!! ………NO!!! ZACK CRASH PULLS SENN OFF DEDEDE AND CRASH NOW COVERS DEDEDE, HE WON’T LET SENN TAKE THE VICTORY!!!
ONE!!!! ….TWO!!!!! ……NO!!!! SENN DRAGS CRASH OFF DEDEDE AND ONCE AGAIN GOES FOR THE PIN ON DEDEDE!!!
ONE!!! ….NO!! THIS TIME DIAMOND CAGE SENDS AN ELBOW INTO THE SPINE OF JACOB!!
Hey Yo Chico: The hatred between Senn and Crash is going to cost them this match Stew, Cage lifts Senn up and QUICKLY AND VICIOUSLY GERMAN SUPLEXS JACOB SENN INTO THE GLASS ROPES!! SENN CRASHES INTO THE ROPES BACK, NECK AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND HE IS DOWN IN A HEAP!! ZACK CRASH SPINS CAGE AROUND AND IS FIRING SHOTS AT DIAMOND CAGE DESPITE ONE BAD ARM, BUT CAGE KICKS CRASH IN THE MID-SECTION AND SPINS CRASH AROUND — SPEAR!!! SPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE BY MR.DEDEDE RIGHT INTO THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! DEDEDE NAILS THE SPEAR ON ZACK CRASH AND THAT COULD BE IT STEW!!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND CHICO, LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK WHO’S COMING DOWN THE RAMP!!! ….THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES – NICK ANGEL,HADES THE HELLRAISER, THE DEITY AND VENOM – ARE WALKING DOWN HERE AS DEDEDE AND DIAMOND CAGE ARE GETTING TO THEIR FEET, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE CHICO?? ANGEL, HADES, DEITY AND VENOM ARE SURROUNDING THE RING AS DEDEDE AND CAGE ARE BACK TO BACK HERE, TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE RENEGADES AS ALL FOUR MEN HOP ONTO THE APRON, ONE SIDE FOR ONE MAN!! DEDEDE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AS HE NODS AT CAGE, I THINK DEDEDE AND DIAMOND CAGE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES!! CAGE CHARGES TOWARDS NICK ANGEL!!!
Hey Yo Chico: WHAT!?!? NO?!?! THAT SON OF A BITCH ….
Stew-O: MR.DEDEDE JUST SWUNG THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF DIAMOND CAGE!!! …CAGE FALLS TO THE MAT AS THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES SWIFTLY ENTER INTO THE RING AND BEGIN TO ATTACK DIAMOND CAGE, ITS A FOUR ON ONE ASSAULT AS DIAMOND CAGE IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DEFENCELESS HERE!! DEDEDE DROPS THE CHAIR AND LOOKS ON AS DEITY LIFTS UP CAGE AS NICK GRABS HIM — GROUND ZERO!!!! THE RKO ON CAGE JUST DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT!!! THIS IS WRONG CHICO, THIS IS SICKENING!Deity and Venom roll out to the floor and look underneath the ring, pulling out a tool box as they pull out rope cutters?!
Hey Yo Chico: Venom and Deity using those rope cutters to cut the top rope off, they just cut one of the top ropes off as Hades grabs it and WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF DIAMOND CAGE!! HADES IS CHOKING DIAMOND CAGE OUT WITH THE BROKEN GLASS ROPE!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP THIS!! CAGE IS DRAMATICALLY LOSING AIR AS DEDEDE JUST SPEARS CAGE TO THE MAT!!! DEDEDE HITTING ONE OF THE MOST VICIOUS SPEARS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN GIVEN AS CAGE IS A BROKEN MESS ON THE MAT!! HES BLOODY, BEATEN AND BATTERED AND I AM AT A LOSS AS TO WHY THIS IS HAPPENING…
Stew-O: DEDEDE AND THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES BEGIN TO LEAVE THE RING …TOGETHER?! HAS MR.DEDEDE JUST ALIGNED HIMSELF WITH THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES?!? THEY MAKE THE TOP OF THE RAMP AS DEDEDE AND NICK ANGEL SHAKE HANDS!! DEDEDE AND THE REST OF THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES LIFT THEIR ARMS UP IN CELEBRATION, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS CHICO!! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY THAT MR.DEDEDE WOULD ACTUALLY ALIGN HIMSELF WITH A GROUP …LET ALONE THE FUCKING HOUSE OF RENEGADES, I’M APPALLED THAT THIS, I’M SHOCKED AND I’M DISGUSTED!
Hey Yo Chico: BUT LOOK AT THIS STEW!! ZACK CRASH IS CRAWLING ON TOP OF DIAMOND CAGE!! THE REFEREE NEVER RANG THE BELL, THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING ON AS CRASH PINS DIAMOND CAGE!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!! ………TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! …………THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winners …..AND THE NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS …….ZACKKKKKKK CRASHHHHHHHHH ANDDDDDD JACOOOOBBBBBBBB SENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: Well we have NEW Tag Team Champions in EAW’s version of the Odd Couple in Jacob Senn and Zack Crash, two me how these two will even co-exist together is just something I can’t even begin to imagine but …I’m just shocked at Mr.DEDEDE’s actions tonight, I’ve known DEDEDE for a very long time and I had though he had turned over a new leaf after what happened at P4P but …(no)!!
Hey Yo Chico: Indeed the headlines will read tomorrow morning about this SHOCKING alliance between the House of Renegades and Mr.DEDEDE but how Senn and Crash will get on is beyond me aswell but they are our NEW Tag Team Champions tonight.
( Camera fades backstage to Clyde and Alex Anderson who are still sitting going over the document )
Alex: Clyde… I got a match coming up next, I gotta go… are you done?
Clyde: Yeah man… yeah. I just finished going through the paper… and uh I do have a few questions. Why’d you list your birth name as Alex Anderson?
Alex: Because that’s my name…
Clyde*smirking*: Okay Haris… ALEX!! I MEAN!! I MEAN ALEX!!
Clyde: Anyway my second question is… just in case this don’t go through and we go to court… for some, some reason… I’ma need to know how to pronounce your hometown… like what is this? LA-WHORE? Or is it LOAR… or do you go all fancy french and say LAY-ORAE… OR is it…
Alex: It’s the first one… now Clyde PLEASE–
Clyde: What LA-WHORE? Hehehehhe… man you crack me up, you one nasty devil! Now… relationship status, ain’t you still dating Noah Cyrus?
Alex: WHAT?!… NO!!.. NO!! I was never EVER… EVER involved with her… OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!!
Clyde: So wait… you mean to tell me that you a grown ass man and ain’t never had a woman? Son…
Alex: NO I’VE HAD PLENTY!!
Clyde: Name one.
Alex: Uhh… there was uhhh… there was that girl Angelina Jolie..o Angelina Jolieo! We went out a few years back… lovely woman.
( Clyde is seen looking down with a weird face )
Clyde: Man… their ain’t no female’s in here.
Alex: What are you talking about?
Clyde: Man… you got a sledgehammer in your trunks if you know what I mean… and it’s just in here. Now you better be thinking about Angelina Jolieo or we gon’ have some problems with this whole thing.
( Alex’s face turns red and he gets up )
Alex: FORGET THIS I HAVE A MATCH!
( Alex walks awkwardly out of the locker room )
( Shock Value Preview airs )
( Road to Redemption Preview is shown )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following is a Glass Tables Match!
( “Here I Come” by The Roots blasts throughout the arena as Dark Demon bursts out of the curtains wearing a signature “Death is Welcome” t-shirt )
Ring Anouncer: This following match is set for one fall! Weighing in at 225 POOUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Stew: Dark Demon, a man who has had quite a year up to this point… filled with… well let’s be honest 2013 has been filled with lows, not many highs… he hasn’t one at a single FPV in 2013… let’s see if he can change that tonight!
( “Beast Mode” by B.O.B. plays as Alex Anderson enters through the curtains with the EAW New Breed Championship placed over his shoulder and wearing a “EAW World New Breed Championship” t-shirt )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent from Lahore, Pakistan, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSS…. HE IS THE EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING NEW BREED CHAMPION… ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ANDERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
HYC: Dark Demon summed up everything that Alex Anderson is earlier tonight, but remember what he said… he’s a competitor and a GOOD one at that, if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be the New Breed Champion… he’s not someone to take lightly and Demon learned that last Sunday on Dynasty… this should be an interesting one to watch.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Dark Demon and Alex Anderson are starting now, and they lock up! Demon overpowers him and throws him into the ropes, and kicks him in the gut off the rebound! Demon is driving numerous elbows into his spine and neck, and now he whips him into the ropes again… BACK BODY DROP! BUT ANDERSON SENDS A BOOT INTO HIS FACE! Anderson quickly pulls him in, belly-to-belly suplex on the former world champion! Anderson gets to a knee with a smug look on his face, and now he is smashing Demon’s face into the mat over and over again!
HYC: Alex Anderson gets to his feet and pulls Demon up as well, and now he whips him into the corner! Anderson goes over and is laying down shoulder thrusts after shoulder thrusts, he takes a step back as Demon stumbles out of the corner… ANDERSON WITH THE HIP TOSS! Anderson rolls to the outside and picks up the dangerous, unforgiving glass table and slides it into the ring. He enters and he goes to pick up De—DEMON WITH AN UPPERCUT! AND A CHEST CHOP! AND ANOTHER! He has him backed into the corner as he is laying down these chops like crazy! He grabs Anderson by his head and pulls him… THE DEMON DDT!
Stew: BUT ANDERSON SPINS OUT OF IT AND REELS HIM IN, STO CONNECTS! Demon’s face smacks into the mat as Anderson climbs on his back and starts wrenching him back in a camel clutch! He leans back with all his force as Demon is scampering, groaning in unsettled agony… Demon is starting to pull together as he reaches back with his arms, grabs a hold of his legs… AND HE HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR AS HE FALLS STRAIGHT BACK, AND ANDERSON GOES BACK FIRST ON THE GROUNDED GLASS TABLE! It didn’t break so this match continues, but Demon got himself out of a pickle there, Chico!
HYC: Demon recovers to his feet as he pulls Alex Anderson up in the air, and he starts hammering in some right and left hands… Dark Demon whips him into the ropes… BUT ANDERSON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DEMON COUNTERS AND HAS HIM IN A STANDING SLEEPER HOLD! Anderson is sending elbows to the ribs of Demon, but it’s no match as he slowly starts to fade… He still has a little juic—DARK DEMON HOISTS HIM UP AND HITS A SLEEPER HOLD URINAGI INTO THE GROUNDED GLASS TABLE YET AGAIN! Anderson groans deeply as he holds onto his back, still a little phased from the last time!
Stew: Alex Anderson rolls out of the ring and is trying to regain some form of composure, but Demon is still on the attack as he goes off the ropes… TOPE CON DEMON! THE SUICIDE DIVE BETWEEN THE ROPES! BUT ALEX ANDERSON LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY AS DEMON DRIVES HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD! Alex Anderson comes over and pulls him up… GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB THROUGH THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD! ALEX ANDERSON TURNS THE TIDE IN JUST TWO MOVES, IN UNDER 10 SECONDS! Anderson pulls Dark Demon up and lays his face on the apron, and Anderson climbs up the stairs… LEG DROP AS DEMON’S FACE IS SANDWIC—DEMON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDERSON GOES LEG FIRST ON THE BARRICADE AND THEN FALLS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
HYC: Demon is struggling to get up, using all he can with the apron and ropes, but he is in some serious pain, and here comes Anderson! ALEX ANDERSON GOES FOR A LARIAT FROM BEHIND! BUT DEMON DUCKS UNDER, AND APPLIES A FULL NELSON, FOLLOWED BY A FULL NELSON SLAM! Demon’s energy is buzzing around two percent, but that doesn’t stop him from crawling on top of Alex Anderson and start laying down the right hands, going straight to pound town!
Stew: Demon is unleashing all his force here, putting in 120% effort as he continues to make his impact here! Demon gets to his feet as he pulls Anderson over to us, and now he is slamming his face into the announce table over and over again! Demon rips out one of the screens and starts bashing it into the face of Anderson, and now he whips him face first into the corner post! Anderson has a trickle of blood going down his forehead as Demon rolls him into the ring! Demon climbs up top and waits for him to get to his feet… DIVING CLOTHESLINE! BUT ANDERSON MOVES AS DEMON GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE GLASS TABLE ON THE MAT!
HYC: Alex Anderson pulls Demon up, and reels him to his side… DDT CONNECTS! Anderson looks down at Demon and spits in his face! Then runs off the ropes… ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST CONNECTS! This man is despicable! Alex Anderson sets up the glass table as he grabs Demon and pulls him up… AND HE LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR! ECLIPSE ON THE GLASS TABLE! BRAINBUSTER! BUT DEMON ROLLS OFF AND LANDS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE AND PULLS ANDERSON BACK IN A REVERSE HEADLOCK… DEATH IS WELCOME! THE ROLLING CUTTER THROU—ANDERSON SPINS OUT OF IT AND BACKS AWAY FROM THE TABLE!
Stew: Demon will not have any of this as he leaps on top of the table and goes for a crossbody! BUT ANDERSON DIVES UNDERNEATH THE GLASS TABLE AS DARK DEMON SLAMS INTO THE CANVAS! Alex Anderson is doing everything he can to survive and he goes over and pulls up Demon… He sets him in the corner as Alex starts connecting with multiple kicks to his gut, and then hits a beautiful round house to his skull! Alex backs up as Demon stumbles out… DROP TOE HOLD AS DEMON GOES FACE FIRST, SMACKING INTO THE EDGE OF THAT GLASS TABLE! THERE IS A HUGE CUT ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD, THAT’S A SCAR FOR SURE!
HYC: Anderson goes over to Demon and he slides him between his legs… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB! A POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLA—DARK DEMON SLIDES OFF AND GROUNDS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER! Every time either man gets it going, the other person cuts if off as soon as it starts! Demon is pouring blood like a faucet as he is very dazed, but he fights to his feet and pulls Alex Anderson up, and he rolls him on top of the glass table! Dark Demon aligns it with the corner as he climbs up on the top turnbuckle… He gains his balance… BUT ANDERSON SLIDES OFF! Anderson is one knee, trembling as Demon hops off…
Stew: AND DEMON CHARGES! HE SPINS! ROLLING ELBOW TO ALEX ANDERSO—ALEX ANDERSON WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS DEMON GOES HIGH UP IN THE AIR AND CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! WE HAVE A WINNER!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Beast Mode’ hits as Alex Anderson gets his hand raised in victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… ALEXXXXXX ANNDERRRRRSSSOOONNN!!
Stew: ALEX ANDERSON HAS DONE IT!! HE SENDS DEMON THROUGH THE TABLE, ALEX ANDERSON HAS UPSET DARK DEMON HERE TONIGHT AT HOUSE OF GLASS!!
HYC: CAN WE REALLY CONSIDER IT AN UPSET THOUGH STEW?!?! Think about it… going into this match, even though the title wasn’t on the line… Alex Anderson was the champion, he’s representing an entire division of EAW… a division that was once represented by Dark Demon… and Alex Anderson has just defeated him… I don’t think it’s an upset, one thing’s for sure though… it’s a GREAT victory for this young man.
( Camera fades backstage to StarrStan as he enters the locker room to get changed )
Starr: Flashy, I know you’re behind me.
Flashback*from behind the door*: I just need your thoughts on your upcoming match… that’s it, and then I’ll leave.
Starr: My thoughts? C’mon now what more can I really say that hasn’t been said? All four of us want the titles. Only one of us can get them, we all get that… we all understand that. It’s the Red Wallz, something that I’m not aware of, something that no one’s aware of. What’s known is already known Flashback… and what’s not isn’t. I’m not going to speculate because that leads to overthinking, overthinking leads to overcomplicating and overcomplicating leads to losing. I’ve been here long enough to know how stuff works… I’m a two time World Champion so I know how get it done… I’m just going to let everything unfold in front of me… and I’ll adapt to it. I’m not worried about managemet, about Johnny or Liam, or Drastik… all they are, are three opponents, three opponent’s who I’ve faced before… I have a gameplan yes, but it’s a simple one… it’s a flexible one… if it doesn’t work, I’ll change it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get ready!
( Starr enters the shower area of the locker room as the camera fades out )
( A videopackage highlighting the feud between Scott Diamond and Y2Impact is shown. The package shows Scott attacking Impact and then demanding the match from WWEFan. Y2Impact’s interview on Scott Diamond and it ends with the two nose to nose )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
( ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits as Y2Impact makes his way to the ring in a red and black jacket )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 226 pounds… Y2IMMMMPPACCCCCCTTTT!!
Stew: Oh man… THIS IS IT! This is the match that I’ve been waiting for ALL night… Scott Diamond vs. Y2Impact, and folks I can assure you… stop whatever you’re doing now, and watch this. You’re about to see a display that you’ve probably never seen before and probably never will again. This is one that you’ll kick yourself if you miss.
( All the lights go out except for a white hot spotlight that shines in the middle of the stage. ‘Nickel Sized Hail’ by Sunny Ledfurd hits as Scott Diamond steps onto the stage. He puts in his mouthpiece as he makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 280 pounds… SCOTTTTTTTTT DIIIAMMMMMMONNNNDDDDDD!!
HYC: Just for anyone that’s wondering, in-between the last match and this match, our crew took apart the ring, they replaced the regular weapons under the ring with glass ones… that’s what a Glass Rules matc is, stadard EAW Extreme Rules, but instead of regular weapons, you use glass weapons… and just thinking of what this man could do with some of the stuff under that ring is bone chilling…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Physicality. If I had to take one word to define this match… that would be it. We all know how physical Scott Diamond can be and as we’ve seen in the last few months, Impact can get physical when needed. A cold stare down… Scott Diamond breaks it with a bit of a grin… AND THERE’S A HUGE SLAP ACROSS THE FACE BY IMPACT, WIPING THE GRIN RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF SCOTT!!… AND NOW IT’S ON!! SCOTT LIFTS IMPACT AND RAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… NOW SHOULDER THRUSTS, HARD AND SWIFT!! ABOUT A DOZEN OF THESE SENT RIGHT TO THE RIBS OF Y2IMPACT!!… Impact comes out of the corner grabbing his stomach… Scott grabs him but Impact SWATS him away… CODEBREAKER!! BAH GAWD A CODEBREAKER!!
HYC: BUT SCOTT CATCHES A BREAK AS HE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! Impact drops to his knees and sighs as he exits the ring. Scott Diamond already back to his feet… Impact with a HARD right hand, and folks I mean HARD! Scott Diamond almost flipping over the barricade here at ringside and into the crowd! Scott fires back with one of his own and Impact is forced back into the ring post!… SCOTT COMES CHARGING… BUT IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND SCOTT GOES BOUNCING FACE FIRST OFF THAT RING POST… AND NOW IMPACT LEAPS ON TOP OF SCOTT AND BOTH TUMBLE OVER THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AS THEY GO SCRAMBLING!! IMPACT GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET PUMPED!!
Stew: Impact throws his arms into the air and begins to take apart the table… taking off the cover, now the monitors… BUT LOOK AT SCOTT!! SCOTT DIAMOND FROM BEHIND GRABBING IMPACT’S LEG… TRYING TO APPLY THE LIFE SENTENCE… BUT IMPACT QUICKLY KICKS HIM AWAY!! IMPACT SLIDES UP ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… CHALLENGING SCOTT DIAMOND!! SCOTT ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE AND HOPS ONTO THE TABLE BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY CLOBBERED OVER THE BACK WITH HARD FOREARMS FROM IMPACT!!… OH BUT LOOK AT SCOTT!! MY GOD!! HE LIFTS IMPACT UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS… LOOKING FOR THE VORTEX!!… BUT IMPACT SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF SCOTT AND TAKES HIM DOWN!!
HYC: AND IMPACT TRYING TO LOCK IN THE WALLS… THE WALLS ON THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE… AND HE’S GOT IT!! THE WALLS ARE LOCKED IN ON SCOTT!! IMPACT REARING BACK AND PUTTING ALL HIS POWER INTO THIS BECAUSE HE KNOWS IF SCOTT CAN CRAWL TO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE, ALL HE HS TO DO IS FALL OFF IT AND IT’LL BRING IMPACT DOWN WITH HIM… BREAKING THE HOLD!! SCOTT DIGS INTO ONE OF THE MONITOR PORTS AND BEGINS CRAWLING… IMPACT JUST NOT STRONG ENOUGH, SCOTT EASILY OVERPOWERING HIM AND HE PULLS HIMSELF OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, IMPACT HAVING NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK IT THERE!!
Stew: Impact not taking the fall though as he remains on the top of the announce table… HE LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING KNEE AND CATCHES SCOTT IN THE TEMPLE!! SCOTT GOES CRASHING INTO THE SIDE OF THE RING!! Impact pulls up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR!! NOW REMEMBER… GLASS RULES MATCH, ALL WEAPONS ARE EITHER MADE OF GLASS… OR COVERED WITH IT, THIS CHAIR IS COVERED, ABSOLUTELY COVERED IN SHARDS OF GLASS!!… IMPACT TAKES A SWING AT SCOTT… BUT SCOTT CATCHES IT OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND QUICKLY EVADES IT AS HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!!… IMPACT FOLLOWS WITH THE CHAIR IN HAND!!
HYC: SCOTT UNAWARE THAT IMPACT IS BACK IN THE RING!!… HE TURNS AROUND AND HE’S MET WITH THE CHAIR… NO!! NO!! HE BLOCKED IT!! SCOTT DIAMOND BLOCKED THE CHAIR SHOT… HOW IN THE… WHAT THE… HOW?!?! SCOTT BLOCKED THE CHAIR SHOT FROM Y2IMPACT… AND NOW SCOTT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AS IMPACT DROPS TO HIS KNEES… SCOTT LIFTS THAT CHAIR UP… AND HE SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT… AND GOOD GOD THOSE SHARDS PIERCING THE SKIN OF IMPACT… AND JUST A GRUESOME SIHT AS SCOTT LETS GO OF THE CHAIR AND IT REMAINS IN THE BACK OF IMPACT!! Scott now with a boot to the side of the head as Impact collapses on his stomach!
Stew: Scott RIPS that chair off of Impact’s spine… ONLY TO DRIVE IT DOWN A SECOND TIME RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT… AND NOW SCOTT… LIFTING IMPACT TO HIS FEET… HE THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… THE CHAIR STILL STUCK IM IMPACT’S BACK… AND A POWERSLAM!! A POWERSLAM AS THE GLASS CONTINUES TO PIERCE THE SKIN OF IMPACT… THE PAIN MUST BE UNBEARABLE!! Scott Diamond, in a VERY short time has taken control of this match! Impact rolls off his back, onto his stomach… AND SCOTT STOMPS on that chair! Impact trying to get back to his feet… BUT SCOTT FORCES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
HYC: Impact’s in trouble here, Stew! Scott Diamond lifts IMPACT TO HIS FEET… AND HE PUSHES HIM BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! THAT CHAIR STILL ATTATCHED TO IMPACT’S BODY… AND SCOTT PUTS IMPACT ON THE TOP ROPE… OH MAN!! SCOTT DIAMOND CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE, HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF IMPACT… LOOKING FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX!!… AND HE TOSSES IMPACT OFF… BUT OH MY!! IMPACT LANDS ON HIS FEET!! IMPACT LANDED ON HIS FEET I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS SHOCKED! IMPACT PULLS THE STEEL CHAIR OFF HIS BACK AND… HE WHACKS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF SCOTT!! SCOTT RAN RIGHT INTO IT!!
Stew: IMPACT NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! IMPACT RAISES THE CHAIR AGAIN… AND THIS TIME SMASHES IT ACROSS THE STOMACH OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! IMPACT NOW TOSSES THE CHAIR TO THE OUTSIDE!! SCOTT DIAMOND GASPING HERE!! TRYING TO CATCH SOME AIR!! Impact heads out of the ring… HE AGAIN LIFTS UP THE RING APRON… AND OH MAN!! THIS TIME HE PULLS OUT A GLASS ROD!! A SOLID GLASS ROD AND HE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING!! SCOTT DIAMOND COMPLETELY UNAWARE… THOSE TWO CHAIR SHOTS THEY’VE TAKEN A LOT OUT OF SCOTT… AND NOW AS IMPACT BRINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE RING… SCOTT TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND… AND IMPACT BREAKS THE GLASS ROD RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF SCOTT!! SCOTT IS BUSTED OPEN!! HE FALLS TO HIS BACKSIDE AND INSTANT BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR OUT OF HIS HEAD!!… IMPACT NOW KICKS THE HEAD OF SCOTT DIAMOND… FORCING HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!!
HYC: IMPACT LOOKING AROUND… HE RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE… THE LIONSAULT!! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THE LIONSAULT!!… HERE’S THE PIN!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR– NO!! NO!! SCOTT KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Scott forces the shoulder off the mat! Scott beginning to stir… IMPACT LOOKS FOR THHE WALLS BUT SCOTT KICKS HIM OFF!! SCOTT KICKS IMPACT OFF AND MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!… IMPACT COMES CHARGING… BUT SCOTT THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!… THE VORTEX!!… THE VORTEX IT’S ON IT’S WAY… BUT IMPACT… IMPACT REVERSES IT INTO A CODEBREAKER!!… HOLY COW!! WHAT A REVERSAL!! IMPACT REVERSED THE VORTEX INTO THE CODEBREAKER!!… AND THAT MIGHT DO IT!! THAT HAS TO DO IT!!… BUT CAN IMPACT GET THE COVER?! HE’S DOWN, COLLAPSED NEXT TO SCOTT, EXHAUSTION BEGINNING TO SHOW… AND SCOTT’S ALREADY BEGUN TO MOVE!! THE CODEBREAKER WAS DELIVERED TO SCOTT DIAMOND… YET HE’S STILL SOMEHOW MOVING BEFORE THE MAN THAT DELIVERED THE MOVE… Y2IMPACT… THAT’S HOW STRONG SCOTT DIAMOND IS FOLKS… THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH IT’S GOING TO TAKE TO KEEP HIM DOWN!!
HYC: Scott crawls over to the other side of the ring as Impact makes it back to his feet… HE CHARGES AT SCOTT.. WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND HIS NECK… TRYING TO BRING HIM DOWN… BUT OH GOOD GOD!! HE’S CAUGHT!! SCOTT DIAMOND CAUGHT IMPACT!!… NOW LIFTING HIM UP HIGH… COLD HARD JUSTICE!! HE DELIVERS COLD HARD JUSTICE TO THE OUTSIDE!! IMPACT HITS WITH THE BACK OF HIS NECK FIRST ON THE PADDED FLOOR… AND I USE THE TERM PADDED VERY LIGHTLY FOLKS!!… IMPACT WITH ONE MOVE HAS JUST BEEN MAULED BY SCOTT DIAMOND!! SCOTT VERY SATISFIED WITH HIS WORK AS HE HEADS OUT OF THE RING… LOOKING TO PERHAPS PUT AN END TO IMPACT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!… IMPACT VERY SLOW TO HIS FEET BUT HE MANAGES… NOW TURNING AROUND… POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!
Stew: RIGHT TO THE HEAD… ALMOST TAKING IT CLEAR OFF IMPACT’S BODY, THE FIVE TIME WORLD CHAMPION COMPLETELY LEVELED!! SCOTT GETS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING… NOW WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!! WOW!!
HYC: SCOTT COMPLETELY SHOCKED!! HE LOOKS UP AT THE REFEREE AND THROWS HIS HANDS IN THE AIR AND THE REFEREE TELLING HIM THAT IT WAS ONLY A TWO!!… SCOTT GETS IMPACT BACK TO HIS FEET… AND OH MAN!! OH MY!! THE LIFE SENTENCE!! SCOTT HAS THE LIFE SENTENCE APPLIED!! AND IMPACT MAY HAVE NO CHOICE! THE LIFE SENTENCE, A MOVE THAT FOCUSES IN ON THE BACK, NECK, LEGS… BASICALLY YOU NAME THE PART OF THE BODY… THIS MOVE I’M SURE AFFECTS IT!! THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST BRUTAL SUBMISSION I’VE EVER SEEN!! YOU’RE BASICALLY HOPELESS ONCE YOU GET LOCKED IN… BUT WAIT… OH MAN LOOK!! IMPACT… HE’S FREEING HIS LEGS, SCOTT DIAMOND HAVING A HARD TIME KEEPING THE LEGS OF Y2IMPACT UNDER CONTROL!!
Stew: IMPACT FLAILING HIS LEGS AROUND… ACTUALLY KICKING SCOTT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!… AND HE GETS HIM TO RELEASE THE HOLD!! THAT IS TO MY KNOWLEDGE, THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS GOTTEN OUT OF THE LIFE SENTENCE!! IMPACT CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP… SCOTT DIAMOD DOING THE SAME AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT?! WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE!! Scott puts hist fists back up and spits out his now bloody mouth-piece. Impact does the same, putting his fists up… in a pure battle of the fists… there’s no question who’d win I mean let’s be honest here, Chico.
HYC: BUT IMPACT FIRES THE FIRST PUNCH! I DON’T CARE WHAT KIND OF POWER SCOTT HAS BEHIND HIS PUNCHES… IMPACT’S GOT THE SPEED!! SCOTT THROWS IMPACT OFF, BUT IMPACT SEEMINGLY WITH NEW LIFE COMES CHARGING BACK… BUT SCOTT WITH A SPINEBUSTER INTO THE CORNER… STOPPING ALL MOMETUM IMPACT HAD!!… SCOTT NOW AGAIN ATTEMPTING THE VORTEX… FOR THE THIRD TIME!!… BUT AGAIN IMPACT REVERSES IT… DDT!!! IMPACT REVERSED IT AGAIN!!… AND NOW IMPACT, WHAT’S IMPACT GOT IN MIND!! SCOTT STAGGERING BACK TO HIS FEET… IMPACT HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE… SCOTT IS UP, HE TURNS AROUND… IMPACT… IMPACT WITH A CROSSBODY!!
Stew: AND IT CONNECTS!!… WAIT NO… SCOTT ROLLS THROUGH!! SCOTT ROLLS THROUGH AND HE STILL HAS IMPACT… MY GOD THHE POWER… SCOTT THROWS IMPACT OVER HIS SHOULDERS… AND THERE IT IS!! THE VORTEX!! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH THE VORTEX!! MY GOD!! I’VE NEVER SEEN IT DELIVERED WITH SUCH PURPOSE!! IMPACT HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!… SCOTT DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! IMPACT KICKED OUT!! IMPACT KICKED OUT OF THE VORTEX… WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL WAS THAT?!
HYC: SCOTT IS FUMING!! SCOTT IS ABSOLUTELY FUMING HERE!!… HE POUNDS HIS FISTS INTO THE CANVAS AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING… AND HE GRABS THAT STEEL CHAIR!! SCOTT?!?! WHAT IS HE DOING?!?! HE HOPS ONTO THE APRON… AND NOW BEGINS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE… WITH THAT CHAIR WITH THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!… SCOTT GETS TO THE TOP… HE HOLDS THE CHAIR UP TO HIS CHEST… OH NO… NO SCOTT NO!! DON’T DO IT!!… HE SETS HIMSELF AND LEAPS OFF… SHOOTING… STAR…. PRESS!!! ANDDDDDD… IMPACT MOVED!! IMPACT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! SCOTT GOES CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS… THOSE GLASS SHARDS PIERCING HIS CHEST… OH MY GOD!!
Stew: THIS IS A BRUTAL SIGHT… A TRULY BRUTAL SIGHT… THE LOOK ON SCOTT’S FACE… I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR HIM… AND NOW IMPACT!! IMPACT PULLS SCOTT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… AND HE HAS THE WALLS!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN!! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN SCOTT IN AS MUCH PAIN AS HE’S IN TONIGHT!! HE’S BEEN TAKEN TO HIS ABSOLUTE LIMIT!! SCOTT EXTENDS HIS HAND… IS HE GONNA TAP?!?! IMPACT WANTS IT, THIS WHOLE ARENA WANTS IT… THEY WANT SCOTT DIAMOND TO TAP OUT!!… BUT HE WON’T DO IT!! HE JUST WON’T DO IT!! SCOTT PULLING HIMSELF OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES… IMPACT CAN’T HOLD HIM BACK… SCOTT’S GONNA GET THERE… AND HE DOES!! SCOTT GETS THERE!! IMPACT HAS TO BREAK THE HOLD!!
HYC: Scott pulls himself out of the ring… Impact looks to regain himself… Scott on the outside pulling himself to his feet… Impact goes to grab him… BUT SCOTT… SCOTT PULLED A GLASS TABLE OUT OF THE RING AND SMACKED IMPACT IN THE SKULL WITH IT!! IMPACT FALLS BACK AND NOW SCOTT BRINGS THE TABLE WITH HIM INTO THE RING… HE SETS IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… PULLS IMPACT TO HIS FEET… TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… AND SCOTT SENDS IMPACT CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE VORTEX!! MY GOD THE CARNAGE!! IMPACT, HIS ENTIRE BODY A BLOODY MESS AS IT BEGINS TO SEEP THROUGH HIS SKIN!!… SCOTT PULLS IMPACT OUT OF THE WRECKAGE AND GOES INTO THE PIN!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Nickel Sized Hail’ hits as Scott Diamond gets his hand raised in victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… SCOTTTTTTTTTT DIIIAMMMMMMMONNNNDDDDD!!
Stew: THAT LIVED UP TO THE BILLING! It was every bit as physical as I said it was gonna be… if not more, but Scott Diamond has done it… he’s defeated Y2Impact.
HYC: Which he promised to do… just like how he promised to win at Pain For Pride and Midsummer Massacre… he entered House of Glass tonight and defeated an absolute legend in Y2Impact… with no help, let’s keep that in mind… NO HELP no outside interference, this was all him.
Stew: You’re right about that, Chico… this was a hard fought, and well deserved win.
( Scott Diamond refuses attention as he heads to the back. The referees attempt to help Impact but he refuses as well as he heads to the back )
( Camera fades backstage to Dan Medico and Masters pacing around in Masters’ office )
Dan: Do you know how bad this is gonna make you look if he wins? If he wins and leaves with our top two belts… do you know how that’s gonna make you look? You’ll be a joke! They’ll laugh you out of here so hard it’ll b–
Masters: SHUT UP! And listen… I’m nervous… and I understand why you would be too. But you have to realize that two of these guys in this match are ours, they’re on our side. Now we gave them a plan right?
Masters: So as long as they stick to that plan, and don’t stray away from it… we’ll be fine… I’ll be fine… you’ll be fine. EAW will be fine. They stick to that plan, and once it’s done they know they can do whatever they want to each other… but they’re smart. They want what we want, we want them to be the Answers World Champion, we don’t want Stan or Drastik walking out as champion… DO WE?! DO WE?!?!
Masters: Exactly, and they feel just as strong as we do… don’t worry… now let’s get ready… it’s time to watch.
( Masters and Dan begin watching the TV )
( A videopackage airs highlighting the events that led up to this match. The emergence of of Drastik. The formation of his World Order and the complete collapse of it. The feud between Johnny Ventura and StarrStan. Drastik announcing his future plans. The package ends with Drastik revealing the Red Wallz )
( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World and Interwire Championship graphics flash across the screen, a huge Drastik chant can be heard )
Ring Announcer: The following is a RED GLASS WALLZ MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL and it is for the ANSWERS WORLD AND INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPS! The only way to win the match is by pinfall or submission!
( ‘Medal’ by Jim Johnston hits as StarrStan makes way down to a mixed reaction )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania….weighting in at a 240 pounds… HE IS E-FED’S GOLD MEDALIST… STARRRRRSTTTANNNNNN!!
Stew: Here we go Chico… this is it… Red Wallz, four of the best Dynasty has to offer, competing for the vacant Answers World Championship, along with the Interwire Championship that’s currently in the hands of Liam Catterson. These four men, I don’t envy them in the slightest… this Red Wallz is one of the most maniacal things I’ve ever seen.
( ‘Sins of the Father’ by Donna Burke hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring in gold trunks )
Ring Announcer: From United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!… LIIIAMMMMMM CATTTTERRRSSSOOONNN!!
HYC: Liam Catterson the only actual champion in this match, let’s not forget the Answers World Champion is currently vacant… Liam’s the only one that can lose something! But that gives him all the more reason to try and win this thing.
( ‘Bulls on Parade’ by Rage Against the Machine hits as Johnny Ventura makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 235 pounds… JOHHHHNNNYYYY VENNNNTURRRRAA!!
Stew: Johnny Ventura, th 2013 Grand Rampage Winner was unsuccessul at capturing the Answers World Championship at Pain For Pride. He’s made it ALL the way back… it’s his second shot… will he seize it? Or will he see this opportunity go past him much like he did at Pain For Pride.
HYC: Listen to this place, Stew! As Johnny’s music dies down… the Drastik chant is becoming louder than it ever has!
( ‘Sail’ by Awolnation hits as the arena erupts into cheers. Drastik steps out onto the stage wearing a classic gold Oakland A’s jersey with black and green pants )
Ring Announcer: And from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds… DRRRRASSSSTTIIIKKKK!!
Stew: He is EAW’s most polarizing figure, either you flat out love him or hate him… and there’s no denying what side his hometown is on… I’ve never heard an arena as loud as it is right now. Drastik who in a few hours will no longer be employed with Extreme Answers Wrestling. The big question, will he leave empty handed… or with the Answers World Championship… AND the Interwire Championship?
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT ALL FOUR OF THESE MEN ARE GOING AT IT! Drastik is taken down with a double team clothesline from Ventura and Liam as they immediately lay into him with a heavy onslaught of stomps! Starr rushes in with a forearm to both men! He rushes off into the ropes! STARR COMING AT THEM WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! DOUBLE TEAM BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS AS STARR LANDS HARD ON DRASTIK!! JV and Liam have a simple plan here in this brutal contest and that is to work together to achieve a result they want and they’re working it to perfection as the grab a hold of Star… Pulling him up to his feet–STARR BREAKS LOOSE! SHOT TO LIAM! SHOT TO JV! SHOT TO LIAM! JV SWINGS A KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF STARR! BOTH MEN NOW LAYING INTO STARR WITH POWERFUL BLOWS TO THE SPINE! STARR’S PUSHING THROUGH THE PAIN, BUT IT MAY NOT BE ENOUGH AS BOTH LIAM AND JV CONTINUE THIS BEAT DOWN! They both pick up Starr on their shoulders here… LOOK OUT! DOUBLE-TEAM DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT INTO THAT THICK GLASS!!! Starr drops like a lifeless corpse down between the ropes and the glass as JV and Liam look to get back to work on Drastik.. DRASTIK SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND TAKES BOTH MEN OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
HYC: Both men scrambling to get back to their feet–DRASTIK DROPS LIAM WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK! HE KIPS UP IMMEDIATELY AS JV MAKES IT UP! SPIN-KICK CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF JV! Drastik looks to hit something big here as he rushes off the ropes! JV nails him with a hard forearm to the face as he comes back! DRASTIK IMMEDIATELY FIRES BACK WITH A BARRAGE OF FOREARMS OF HIS OWN TO THE FACE OF JV! JOHNNY IS BOMBARDED WITH THOSE UNFORGIVING FOREARMS AND CAN’T EVEN SEEM TO DEFEND HIMSELF AS HE’S LOWERED TO HIS KNEES! Drastik drags JV up to his feet… LOOKING TO SEND HIM RIGHT INTO THAT GLASS! LIAM RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND WITH A BLOW TO THE BACK! LIAM GRABS A HOLD OF DRASTIK AND DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE GLASS!! Drastik is definitely looking like he was thrown through a loop after that one as he drops to one knee, but he doesn’t even have a second to recuperate in this deadly match as Liam immediately lays into him with several closed-fist shots! Liam drags Drastik back up.. HE DRIVES HIM BACK INTO THAT GLASS! No! Drastik stops it with a foot on the glass! ELBOW TO THE JAW OF LIAM! Another powerful elbow connects as he breaks from Liam’s grip! JOHNNY RUSHES PAST HIM AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE CONNECTS TO THE FACE OF DRASTIK!! Drastik is somehow still on his feet, but he’s on spaghetti legs!
Stew: Liam off the middle rope to the side!! DISASTER KICK!! Liam nails a springboard roundhouse of his own and it connected perfectly as Drastik is sent stumbling backwads into the ropes! The only thing keeping Drastik on his feet seems to be that middle rope he sits on as JV and Liam look to take back full control in this contest.. BOTH MEN CHARGE STRAIGHT FOR DRASTIK!! COMING AT HIM LIKE FREIGHT TRAINS! STARR INTERCEPTS THEM AS HE CATCHES JV!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! LIAM IMMEDIATELY LAYS INTO STARR WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS INTO HIM AS STARR PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! He pushes Liam away! LIAM SWINGS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! IT’S CAUGHT! Starr’s got an evil look on his face! HE PULLS LIAM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!! JV is stumbling as he makes it back to his feet! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF HIM! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Starr is letting it all out here as he rushes back to his feet while a damaged Liam Catterson climbs back up… PULLING LIAM IN!! HE… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!! LIAM’S BODY BOUNCES RIGHT OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE VIOLENTLY!! Liam is rolling in pain as Starr turns around! RUNNING DROPKICK CONNECTS FROM DRASTIK!! STARR IS SENT FLYING BACKWARDS INTO THE GLASS WALL!!
HYC: The back of Starr’s skull just NAILED that glass as hard as possible! It’s cracked! You can see blood running down the back of Starr’s skull as he stumbles forward… DRASTIK CHARGES AGAIN! HE’S CAUGHT BY STARR! BELLY TO BELLY–DRASTIK’S FIGHTING IT! DRASTIK’S NAILING STARR WITH ALL HE’S GOT! LEFTS AND RIGHTS ALL OVER! Starr ducks a right from Drastik! HE LOCKS THE WAIST OF DRASTIK FROM BEHIND! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NO! DRASTIK LANDS ON HIS FEET! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! Star drops down to his knees as Drastik seems to have caught his second wind! DRASTIK CLIMBS UP TO THE NEAREST TOP ROPE AS HE USES THAT GLASS WALL TO BALANCE HIMSELF! HE LEAPS!! STANDING MOONSAULT CONNECTS ON STARRSTAN!!! THERE’S THE COVER! HE’S GOT IT! HE’S GOT IT!!
Stew: IT’S BROKEN UP BY JOHNNY VENTURA AND LIAM! BOTH MEN POUNCED AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME TO BREAK IT UP AS THEY NOW PREY ON DRASTIK! Drastik is back to where we started as he’s left at the mercy of these two men in JV and Liam as they continue to just lay into him with this relentless attack! Drastik can hardly move! Both men pull Drastik to his feet… Liam sends Drastik off and into the ropes… COMING BACK! LIAM LAUNCHES DRASTIK IN THE AIR OVER TO JV BEHIND! DRASTIK LATCHES ONTO JOHNNY AND CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA!! Drastik may still be in this! Drastik quickly climbs back to his feet–LIAM LUNGES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! Blood is pouring from the face of Drastik here as Liam drives both men into the nearest corner! SHOULDER THRUST CONNECTS INTO DRASTIK! ANOTHER SHOULDER THRUST! ANOTHER!! LIAM GOES BACK TO HIS ATTACK OF CLOSED-FIST SHOTS AS DRASTIK REMAINS DEFENSELESS! LIAM NOW PICKING UP DRASTIK AND SETTING HIM UP ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE.. Drastik sees an opportunity to fight back as Liam climbs up there with him! Drastik sending multiple headbutts into the skull of Liam! Liam’s fighting back as well with a series of blows! Drastik grabs the head of Liam and slams it right into the corner of the glass walls! AGAIN! AGAIN!! DRASTIK IS NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK! Drastik slides through the legs of Liam and to his feet on the canvas.. DRASTIK CLIMBS UP AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF LIAM!
HYC: ATTACK FROM BEHIND BY JV! JOHNNY SENDING SEVERAL FOREARMS TO THE SPINE OF DRASTIK! HE SETS DRASTIK UP AS HE PICKS HIM UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP POSITION! Drastik isn’t giving up as he fights back with blows to the face of JV! Liam attempts to regain himself on the top turnbuckle… HE LEAPS!! FLYING LEG LARIAT TO DRASTIK OFF THE SHOULDERS OF JOHNNY!!! DRASTIK DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS DAMN HEAD!! HE COULD BE SEVERELY INJURED! Johnny helps Liam to his feet as both men now eye the damaged StarrStan as he pulls himself up… They seem to have something heinous in mind here as they let Starr first climb to his feet… They look like rabid wolves that are about to prey on a much smaller creature as… THEY LUNGE FORWARD!
Stew: BACK BODY DROP FROM STARR SENDS LIAM SPINE-FIRST RIGHT INTO THE GLASS WALL!! JOHNNY LOOKS TO KEEP HIS TEMPORARY ALLIANCE IN CONTROL HERE AS HE LAYS INTO HIM WITH KICKS AND PUNCHES ALL OVER! STARR FIRES BACK WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! JOHNNY FIRES BACK! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM STARR! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER! STARR IS SADISTICALLY UNLOADING INTO JOHNNY WITH THOSE EARTH-SHATTERING UPPERCUTS!!! Johnny finally drops down to the canvas as he can take no more as Starr lets out a battle cry! Starr goes forward for Johnny! JOHNNY TRIPS STARR UP AS HE DROPS HIM FACE-FIRST DOWN TO THE CANVAS! HE’S GOT STARR’S LEG CAUGHT!! NO WAY! ANKLE LOCK!!!! JOHNNY VENTURA WITH THE ANKLE LOCK!!
HYC: JOHNNY HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT ON THE MAN WHO TRIED TO MENTOR HIM! IT LOOKS LIKE STARR DID TEACH HIM SOMETHING, BUT HE’S PAYING FOR THAT IN FULL RIGHT HERE AS JOHNNY CRANKS AND TWISTS THE RIGHT ANKLE OF STARR BACK AND FORTH WITH NO REGARD FOR HIS OPPONENT’S WELLBEING!! STARR IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! DRASTIK IS DOWN! LIAM IS DOWN!! JOHNNY VENTURA IS ON THE PATH OF BECOMING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! STARR FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD TO DRAG JOHNNY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! STARR WITH THE ANKLE LOCK IN ON JOHNNY VENTURA OUT OF NOWHERE!! STARR IS IT IN TIGHT!! HE’S NOT LETTING JOHNNY GO ANYWHERE! JV HAS NO SAVING GRACE!! STARR DROPS DOWN INTO THE GRAPEVINE HOLD OF THE ANKLE LOCK!!! STARR HAS JOHNNY COMPLETELY STUCK IN THIS HOLD!! STARR IS HYPEREXTENDING THAT KNEE TO NO END AS JOHNNY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP! HE’S GONNA TAP! HE TAPS!!!! NO! DRASTIK STOPS THE HAND OF JOHNNY FROM HITTING THE CANVAS!! SLINGSHOT LEGDROP CONNECTS ONTO STARR FROM LIAM CATTERSON!! The Ankle Lock is successfully broken up as Liam grabs a hold of Starr… Pulling him in! CATTERSON IMPACT!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! IT CONNECTS TO PERFECTION!!! LIAM DRAGS STARR ONTO HIS BACK… HE…. HE COVERS STARR!! HE’S DONE IT!!
HYC: Johnny drags Liam off!! Liam just tried to steal the win in this contest and a damaged Johnny Ventura realizes it! Both men now argue with one another as they rise back to their feet.. Both men visibly in pain as Johnny limps from that devastating Ankle Lock! Johnny looks none too happy about this! It seems they had a plan going into this, but Liam just about screwed it up from the sounds of it! Johnny pushes Liam! Liam seems to be trying to calm his ally down… KICK TO THE GUT?!! NO! LIAM PULLS JOHNNY IN!!! CATTERSON IMPACT!!!! HE NAILS THE CATTERSON IMPACT ON HIS ONLY ALLY IN THIS CONTEST!! JOHNNY VENTURA JUST GOT LEVELED!! LIAM’S GOT THIS! THERE’S NO ONE ELSE WHO CAN STOP HIM AND HE KNOWS IT AS HE SLOWLY DRAGS JOHNNY OVER… ONTO HIS BACK! HE DRAPS AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF JOHNNY!!!
Stew: STIGMATA!!!! DRASTIK NAILS BOTH LIAM AND JOHNNY WITH THE STIGMATA RIGHT OUT OF THE FREAKIN’ BLUE!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?! All four of these men are down and out! It’s anyone’s game here! Anyone could take advantage and walk out of here with the prestigious Answers World Championship and InterWire Championship around their waist! Drastik seems to be the only man showing life here as he drags himself over to the lifeless body of Johnny Ventura… He… HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF JV!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!
HYC: KICK OUT! JOHNNY KICKS OUT OF IT!! It looks like Liam Catterson took the brunt of that Stigmata as Ventura seems to still be in the equation here! Drastik looks like he’s not finished just yet as he drags himself over to the possibly unconscious Liam Catterson… HE COVERS HIM!!
Stew: IT’S BROKEN UP BY STARRSTAN!! STARR HAS SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN THE PINNING ATTEMPT AND SAVED HIMSELF IN THIS CONTEST! Drastik’s face is quickly turning a bright shade of red from anger and frustration! Both Starr and Drastik are the only men capable of continuing in this contest, but both men are also very much hurt as they stare down while dragging themselves to their feet… Both men are up! Drastik swings a fist into the face of Starr! Starr comes back with a European uppercut! Drastik comes back with a knife-edge chop as he lights Starr up! Starr replies with a knife-edge chop of his own to the sternum of Drastik! Another knife-edge chop! HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL OF STARR!! Starr is just BARELY standing here! He’s woozy! He’s wobbly! Drastik isn’t far behind! HE PULLS STARR IN!! STARR REVERSES AS HE DROPS DRASTIK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN TIGHT ON DRASTIK!!! THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS CRINGING IN PAIN!! YOU CAN SEE HIM GRITTING HIS TEETH FROM THE INTENSE PAIN AS STARR COULD BE SECONDS AWAY FROM CAPTURING THIS MAJOR VICTORY!! HE MAY BREAK DRASTIK’S ANKLE BEFORE THIS IS OVER, BECAUSE DRASTIK LOOKS LIKE HE ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO SUBMIT!! Drastik is slowly dragging himself up as Starr continues to twist his ankle! Drastik may be able to slip out of this! HE FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD AS THE HOLD IS BROKE AND STARR IS SENT INTO THE ROPES!
HYC: STARR COMES BACK OFF THE ROPES! SMALL PACKAGE!!!! DRASTIK’S GOT STARR!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… DOES HE?!?! NO!!
Stew: KICK OUT FROM STARR!! It’s not enough! It’s not enough to keep the Gold Medalist down! Starr is a wrestling machine and absolutely refuses to stay down! Both men once again in a race to get to their feet here… Starr’s up first, but Drastik it’s too far behind! Starr pulls Drastik in! Devastating European uppercut connects as Drastik is dropped right back down to the canvas! Starr’s got that wicked look upon his face like he’s about to let it all loose! Starr lets out a yell and undoes the straps of his singlet! He’s looking to end this contest right here and now! Starr’s practically salivating at what he’s about to do to Drastik as he yells for his opponent to get up! ROLL-UP FROM BEHIND ON STARR BY LIAM CATTERSON!!!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT!!
HYC: Both men race back to their feet as Liam seems to have caught his second wind in this contest! He’s laying into Starr with vicious shots to the face! Starr continues to bleed from the back of his skull as he doesn’t even do anything to guard himself from the attack of Liam! Starr seems to be smiling! Liam nails him with a big right hand! Starr doesn’t seem fazed! He’s got that same wicked grin as he yells for Liam to hit him! Liam nails Starr with another LOUD shot to the face! Starr’s still standing! SUPERKICK FROM LIAM!! IT MISSES! STARR LOCKS THE WAIST OF LIAM FROM BEHIND!! HE’S BACKING UP… GERMAN SUPLEX AS LIAM’S SKULL HITS THE GLASS WALL!!! STARR DRAGGING LIAM BACK UP AS HE PULLS HIM OVER TO A DIFFERENT WALL OF GLASS… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS LIAM’S SKULL NAILS THE WALL AGAIN!! STARR ISN’T DONE AS HE DRAGS LIAM BACK UP AND OVER TO THE NEXT WALL… THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX AND RIGHT INTO THAT GLASS WALL!!! STARR IS ONE SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH AND HE KNOWS IT! STARR NOW DRAGGING LIAM BACK UP AGAIN… Hold on! Johnny Ventura seems to have climbed up onto a top turnbuckle as he’s got a glass chair in hand! Starr takes notice right before he goes for the final german suplex! LIAM SWINGS A LEG INTO THE GROIN OF STARR!!
Stew: VENTURA LEAPS!! 450 WITH THAT GLASS CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF STARRSTAN!!!! WHAT A SICKENING MOVE!! WHAT A SICKENING, VIOLENT MOVE THAT WAS!! STARR IS ROLLING ON THE GROUND IN A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!! THAT WAS UTTERLY DEVASTATING!! Johnny somehow made it out of that unscathed as he is helped to his feet by a bloodied and battered Liam Catterson as they aid one another in getting back to a vertical base… Liam seems to be thanking Johnny for helping him with Starr as he.. He extends a hand to Johnny! Johnny doesn’t hesitate to shake hands with Liam as it looks like this alliance is back in this contest! Both men turn to a damaged Drastik as he stumbles back to his feet… They go straight for him! No–Johnny pushes Liam forward! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF LIAM FROM DRASTIK!! A dazed Liam turns around to meet a kick to the gut from Johnny! JOHNNY PULLS HIM IN!! PICKING HIM UP!! JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB INTO THE NEAREST GLASS WALL!!!! LIAM CATTERSON’S BODY JUST SHATTERED A GOOD PORTION OF THAT GLASS WALL AS HE NAILS IT WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! LIAM’S BACK IS COVERED IN GLASS AS BLOOD TRICKLES FROM IT! LIAM IS DOWNED AND POSSIBLY COMPLETELY OUT OF THIS AS JOHNNY GOES AFTER DRASTIK! He pulls Drastik in! SAITO SUPLEX!! No! Drastik reverses it as he pulls Johnny in! MOONLIGHT DRIVE CONNECTS!! Johnny is down as Drastik looks to potentially end this!
HYC: Drastik climbs to the top turnbuckle! STARR RUSHES UP OUT OF NOWHERE!! SUPER OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! THE SUPER OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS TO PERFECTION RIGHT INTO THE GLASS-COVERED CANVAS!!! DRASTIK IS WRITHING IN PAIN HERE!! HE CAME SO CLOSE TO ENDING THIS MATCH, BUT STARR MAY BE SHOWING THAT HE WANTS THE WIN THAT MUCH MORE THAN HIS OPPONENT! STARR IS COVERED IN BLOOD AND GLASS! HE MAY HAVE SHREDDED EVERY TENDON IN HIS BODY! BROKEN EVERY BONE! BUT HE IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING AS HE CLAWS HIS WAY OVER TO THE LIFELESS BODY OF DRASTIK!! STARR SLOWLY INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS HIS OPPONENT! HE’S GOT THIS! HE’S GOTTA COVER HIM! STARR… HE DRAPES THE ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF DRASTIK!!
Stew: LIAM BREAKS IT UP! LIAM BREAKS IT UP! LIAM CATTERSON JUST JUMPED TO BREAK UP THE COVER TO SAVE HE AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS CONTEST FROM DEFEAT!! I can’t believe he’s still in this! These guys are unbelievable! Starr looks like he’s about had all that he can take as he slowly rises to his feet while Liam does the same… Johnny Ventura is back in this as well as he looks to go after a downed Drastik… Johnny pulling Drastik slowly back up to a vertical base while these bloodied and battered Starr and Liam Catterson attack one another as they make it back up to their feet! Starr drives he and Liam into the nearest corner of the ring as Johnny looks to do the same with Drastik… Liam is set up on the top turnbuckle while Drastik is as well! Both men climb up to meet their opponents! Liam’s fighting back! He’s taking advantage and quickly here! Kick to the skull of Starr! Drastik is fighting back, but JV may have his number! JV’s looking for something massive here as he takes a hold of Drastik… LIAM SETS STARR UP!!! SUPER CATTERSON IMPACT!!!! STARR SLIPS OUT OF IT AND IMMEDIATELY NAILS LIAM WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! HEADBUTT! HEADBUTT!! STARR HAS LOST IT!! POWERBOMB FROM JOHNNY!!! DRASTIK IS FIGHTING BACK! HE’S STRUGGLING! DRASTIK GRABS A LIGHTTUBE!! HE BREAKS IT ACROSS THE SKULL OF JOHNNY!! SUPER HURRICANRANA!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Drastik is still moving as he uses the turnbuckles to pull himself up… LIAM DROPS TO THE CANVAS!! STARR’S SETTING HIMSELF UP!!! MOONSAULT!!!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS ONTO LIAM CATTERSON!!! STIGMATA!!!! DRASTIK NAILS JOHNNY VENTURA WITH THE STIGMATA!! STARR AND DRASTIK COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
HYC: WAIT… OH MAN!! LIAM KICKED OUT!! THAT MEANS… DRASTIK DID IT!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(‘ Sail’ by Awolnation hits all throughout the arena as the Red Walls are raised and the Referee hands Drastik the Answers World Championship and InterWire Championship)
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW ANSWERS WORLD AND INTERWIRE CHAMPION… DRRRRRASSSSSTTTTIIIIKKKK!!
Stew: I can’t believe it, but Drastik has just done what he said he would do all along! He just captured both the Answers World Championship and InterWire Championship in a fantastic and savage bout between he and three other fantastic athletes! Drastik has just proven tonight that he is a man of his word and now has the right to walk away with both of those Championships in his possession and his contract ending tonight! This is a grim day for Dynasty!
HYC: Drastik is loving it, that much is for sure! Look at that shit-eating grin on his face as he celebrates with the Answers World Title and InterWire Championship; raising both high up in the air… Hold on! Looks like we’ve got company!
(Masters and WWEFan step out onto the stage and staredown with Drastik)
Stew: It looks like we may have a problem here as the bloodied and battered Drastik looks on from the ring after proudly displaying his newly-won Championship gold.. Masters and WWEFan look none too happy and rightfully so! WILL Drastik really end his contract tonight?
(Drastik drops down and rolls out of the ring and takes a moment to recuperate before making his way up the ramp)
HYC: Drastik should just give it up and realize that if you can’t beat em, join em! He may have won this big match tonight, but he’s no real Champion if he just walks off and leaves the company! Drastik now making his way up the ramp and towards Masters and WWEFan… Drastik definitely acknowledges both men are present here, but what’s he gonna do? Perhaps he’s seen it their way for once.
Stew: You may be right as Drastik holds out both of his Championships.. AND HE IMMEDIATELY HOPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP! Drastik looks like he has no intention of handing over his Titles and no intention of staying with EAW! Masters and WWEFan look furious as Drastik takes his leave from the company with both the Answers World Championship and InterWire Championship! That’s it for tonight though, ladies and gentlemen! It seems we’ve got many more questions and few answers, but you’ll have to wait and see what the fate of everyone tonight is for the next Dynasty! Signing off for Hey Yo Chico, I’m Stew-O, and thank you for joining us tonight at House of Glass!
( The camera follows Drastik leaving the arena with the Answers World Championship and Interwire Championship before fading to black )
( EAW Logo Buzzes )