(EAW Intro Plays)
(The camera opens to Cori Simmons standing in the center of the ring with microphone in hand as the capacity packed crowd cheers.)
Cori Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the World Famous Moulin Rouge dancers!
(The ‘Can-Can’ begins to play as the famous dance troupe comes out to perform on the main stage. Covered in brightly colored feathers and leotards, they begin their dance sequence as the crowd claps along.)
Gavin Kirkland: Whoa-whoa, wait a second here! Where is Lil’ Kim and Christina Aguilera? I thought Cori said this was the Moulin Rouge?!
SG1: You are an idiot.
(The dancing continues at a frenzied pace, wowing the crowd as they flourish and twirl on stage. Finally the dance concludes to the applause of the capacity packed crowd and the women line up along the ramp, holding their fans out to make an archway. A moment later ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ begins playing as Stephon Hunte walks out to the jeers of the Rogers Center. Accompanied by his assistant, Serena Bennett, who bats away a stray feather as she follows behind, Stephon faces the booing with his typical shark like smile.)
Gavin Kirkland: And here is the man we have to thank for tonight’s excellent show! Mr. Hunte has gone all out tonight, and it shows!
SG1: Unfortunately you’re right, gavin, Stephon Hunte made a deal with the board of directors to run Empire this week, and it seems he is wanting to start things off with a bang, as it were. Let’s just hope we can keep some modicum of decency as the night goes on, and not have Empire sink to the depths of depravity that Stephon seems to want.
(Stephon stands in the center of the ring as his music fades out and Serena stands to the side, reading over her clipboard.)
Stephon Hunte: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special episode of Empire, an episode in which I have an opportunity to show the world what the should has potential to become!
(The crowd boos him, but he continues.)
Stephon Hunte: Speaking of opportunity, there is, of course, the matter of the final member of the Specialists Chamber to address…along with a small internal matter…isn’t that right, Ms. Bennett?
(Stephon eyes Serena who gives him a confused look. He gestures to the big screen)
(A clip from last week is shown: Serena: Look, I’m sorry about…*she searches for the words* this. Just, for everyone, don’t let this guy win, yeah? Stephon smiles humorlessly at Serena who stands a little straighter under his gaze.)
Stephone Hunte: “Don’t let this guy win”? Serena…I’m disappointed in you. Can’t you see what I’m trying to build here for Empire? For Fox? *He waves at her dismissively* No, of course you can’t. Don’t worry, though, Serena, I’m going to give you a chance to redeem yourself. See, tonight we’re going to have a battle royale, and the winner will receive the final chamber spot at Road to Redemption. Fitting name, by the way, as that will be your redemption…bring the Specialists title home to Fox, or you’re fired and will have to go back to whatever strip club or street corner we found you on in the first place.
(Serena works her jaw in anger as she stares at Stephon who returns her gaze with disinterest.)
Stephon Hunte: I think you have a match to prepare for, you’re dismissed.
(He turns away from her as Serena throws down her clipboard and exits the ring. A cheer of support follows her up the ramp as she leaves.)
Gavin Kirkland: What a forgiving boss Stephon is!
SG1: Forgiving!? Are you legitimately brain damaged? He just publicly embarrassed her for speaking her mind!
Gavin Kirkland: No, he just gave her an opportunity to earn her redemption!
(In the ring, Stephon kicks Serena’s clipboard out of the ring before continuing.)
Stephon Hunte: Now, before we move on, there is one more thing to address regarding the chamber…It’s going to be an absolute celebration of violence, there is no doubt about that, and as you may know, one of the cornerstones of Fox programming is violence. Another cornerstone, though, is sex appeal, something that the chamber is lacking…until now! Ladies and gentlemen, I am very pleased to announce for the first time ever, Empire will present the Specialists Extreme Bikini Chamber!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!!!
(The crowd seems almost stunned into silence as Stephon seems very pleased with himself at the announcement. After a moment he continues.)
Stephon Hunte: Now, before we move on to other Road to Redemption news with Kendra Shamez, I have another announcement! Fox recently acquired the show True Vixens from it’s previous home, largely due to ratings taking a dive for them because they weren’t willing to push the content like Fox is. So, I am very pleased to announce the new season of True Vixens will debut the week after Road to Redemption in a very special timeslot! The new cast will be: Astraea Jordan, Raven Roberts, Amber Keys and Cleopatra, Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade, Andrea Valentine, Cameron Ella Ava, and Santana Matthews! That’s not all, though, because in co-production, so there will be occasional crossover episodes, we are producing an all new property…True Avas! This will star Consuela Rose Ava in her own reality show based around her life and travels as a member of the Empire roster!
(Graphics of the two shows revealing the cast scroll across the tron.)
SG1: This is a pretty big deal for the women involved, it will give them a chance to showcase themselves apart from the ring, and express their interests outside wrestling!
Gavin Kirkland: Eh, more like it’s going to be whinging on a loop with the occasional possible drunken table dance or shoe shopping spree, whoopie!
Stephon Hunte: After the commercial break, which will feature the trailer for the True Vixens, Kendra Shamez will be out here to talk more about Road to Redemption!
(Commercial plays for the next season of True Vixens. It features a short montage of the cast and teases adventure and more!)
(Back from commercial Kendra Shamez is standing in the center of the ring holding the microphone. Stephon stands in the corner watching her intently as she goes to speak.)
Kendra Shamez: I would like to thank you all for joining us here tonight for Thursday Night Empire!
(The crowd pops as the camera pans across the jam packed seating. Signs can be seen in the crowd: “KASSIDY, PLS SMACK THE SH*T OUTTA ME!” “ANDREA, BE MY VALENTINE!” “CONSUELA, I LOVE YOU, MAMI!” “CAMERON ELLA AVA-THE ONLY TRUE AVA!”)
Kendra Shamez: Road to Redemption is next week and there are still some questions in the air regarding a couple of the top matches. First, yes, Raven Roberts will face off against Madison Kaline for the Unified Women’s World Championship in a one on one match. In addition, as you all know, we will host the first ever, ahem, Specialists Extreme Bikini Chamber…*The crowd boos and Kendra offers a very fake smile.* In addition, Empire will be involved in two other very important matches! Forst, Consuela Rose Ava will face off against TLA for the Openweight championship!
(The crowd cheers as a graphic of Consuela and TLA appear on the tron.)
Kendra Shamez: Finally, as announced on Dynasty, at Road to Redemption there will be a special four way match where in all four brands will compete for a spot in the finals of the King of Elite Tournament! Empire’s representative in that match will be none other than our current Empress of Elite, Astraea Jordan!
(The crowd cheers wildly at the mention of Astraea’s name.)
Crowd: AS-TRA-EA! AS-TRA-EA! AS-TRA-EA!
Kendra Shamez: Astraea has chosen to not participate in tonight’s episode of Empire as a means of protest against Fox, and it’s that adherence to her personal ideals and ethic that we think will lead her to becoming the first ever woman in the finals of the King of the Elite tournament!
SG1: This is huge news for Astraea Jordan and Empire in general! The King of Elite is one of the most prestigious feathers an Elitist can put in their hat!
Gavin Kirkland: Bah, she’s already Empress of the Elite, it’s literally the same thing! What, is one crown not big enough for her head?
SG1: How can you not see it for the opportunity it is? Kendra’s statement leads us to another point, though, ladies and gentlemen, some members of the roster have chosen to not participate in tonight’s episode of Empire as a sort of protest. The board has gave it’s assurance that there will be no negative impact against those who have exercised their right to protest.
(Kendra goes to hand the microphone to Cori, then notices the intense gaze of Stephon and pauses.)
Kendra Shamez: I almost forgot, one more bit of housekeeping, but due to the assault of Flannery McCoy by Kassidy Heart, we have moved to take the following actions. First, Ms. Heart will be suspended from action tonight and on the next episode of Empire, without pay for either show. We were going to suspend her from Road to Redemption as well, however that would negatively impact the results of the tag team Grand Prix, and that is not something we want to do. In addition, both Flannery and myself have taken the unfortunate, but necessary steps of hiring private security protection…allow me to introduce Angel Harris and Torhild Vinter!
(The Empire theme plays as two women walk out onto the stage, dwarfing the dancers that surround them. Torhild six foot frame stands slightly taller than the other woman’s, enhanced partially by her styled mohawk, but Angel, who stands with her heavily muscled arms crossed over her chest, is no less intimidating. Her long black hair has been pulled back into a tight ponytail that bobs as she makes her way to the ring. Both women are wearing black shirts with “Empire” emblazoned across the chest. They enter the ring and flank Kendra.)
Kendra Shamez: These two women, one familiar, the other new, are here to protect Flannery and I from any further outbursts by any who would attempt them. One last bit, sorry about this, really, this is the last thing I need to mention…Camille Ava is banned from the building tonight per the Board of Directors. Now, enough talking, let’s get to the in ring action!
(Kendra exits the ring flanked by Angel and Torhild, followed at a distance by Stephon who eyes the women warily. The dancers also follow along behind Stephon as they exit the ramp.)
(Commercial for FOX. We swear that we really care!)
(Cameras open to show recent Empire signee, Santana Matthews exiting the Pride locker room and walking down the hallway)
???: You’re Santana, right?
(Santana turns to see Karina-Ann leaning against a wall near some production crates)
Santana: Yeah, sis. That’s me. What’s up?
(Karina pushes off the wall and steps towards Santana)
Karina: Oh nothing. I was just a little lost. Wondering if you might be able to show me where production is?
(Santana points down a hallway)
Santana: Yeah it’s right down this hallway, take the second left and then through the double doors.
(Karina walks over and puts her hand on Santana’s arm)
Karina: Oh, thank you! You’re such a doll!! Such a sweetheart!! Such… an easy target…
(Celes Dumont appears from behind and cracks a 2×4 over Santana’s head, dropping her to the ground. Karina begins to kick Santana in the ribs while Celes smashes the 2×4 into Santana’s knees and hips)
Karina (pointing): There!
(Karina opens a production crate and the two hoist Santana to her feet. Santana tried to push herself away and swings a few wild punches but Celes and Karina connects with simultaneous roundhouse kicks to both sides of her head. They get her up and toss her headfirst inside as she crashes in with a thud)
(Celes grabs a padlock and tosses it to Karina who goes to lock the crate)
???: LET HER OUT, NOW!!!
(The pair turn their heads to see Layla Lockhart and Constance Blevins charging. Karina clicks the lock in place and she and Celes take off running. Constance and Layla stop at the crate and begin pulling at the lock)
Constance: SOMEONE GET ME A KEY! OR SOME BOLT CUTTERS! SOMETHING!
Layla: DON’T WORRY, SANTANA! WE’RE GETTING YOU OUT!!!
(Camera fades as various producers and stagehands rush the scene)
(Camera opens to show Cori Simmons standing outside the ring where a fluffy king size bed has been assembled and covered in an assortment of pillows)
Corie Simmons: The following contest is a PILLOW FIGHT…..
Corie: And it’s scheduled for ONE FALL….
Crowd: ONE FALL….
(‘Raise Hell’ by Dorothy plays as the crowd gets louder already in anticipation of the entrance of Daisy Thrash who makes her way out with the fans chanting her name. Daisy is in her normal ring gear. She looks out to both sides as she stops on the stage. Her expression is one of bemusement as she looks down toward the ring at lavished satin pillows in each corner of the ring and in the center of it, a queen sized red satin covered bed. Daisy Thrash begins marching down to the ring. )
Gavin: I like this one, but I don’t like her. You know what I mean? She’s got moves, the spunk, the attitude, but…uh, nothing else! It’s amazing, and yet, FOX STILL CARES!
SG1: Daisy Thrash has fought tooth and nail to get where she’s at in this company, and for that she’s earned a ton of respect. She’s earned the trust of a lot of the locker room, and now with assuming the leadership role in The Pride the only thing missing is championship gold to cement her as one of the top female talents in the World.
(‘Make A Move’ by Icon for Hire now plays and out from beyond the curtain is Raven Roberts strolling out and wasting no time in stopping on the stage and holding her New Breed Championship up high to a mixed reaction. I devilish look comes over her as she stares toward the ring to her opponent. She utters to herself as she does. “Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. I’ll show you, Hunte.” Raven then begins slowly strolling down to the ring.)
Gavin: YOU MEAN GOLD LIKE THE VIVACIOUS RAVEN ROBERTS!!!??? IF THERE WAS A GOLD RUSH RIGHT NOW, THIS WOMAN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THE HILL SWIMMING IN IT ALL! THAT’S WHAT GREATNESS IS, SG, ….PURE GOLD! AND THE GOLD THEY HOLD IS MERELY A-
SG1: Will you please, for all that is still right in the world, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! WE ALL GET IT! RAVEN ROBERTS IS A VERY GOOD TOP DRAW TALENT IN THIS WHOLE COMPANY! But she still has the same schedule as everyone else, and she still has to live up to all the hype that’s put behind her name from here until her career comes to a close one day! But she can’t look past Daisy Thrash, and she can’t think too far ahead to Road To Redemption! It’s about the here and the now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin: PILLOW FIGHT!!! YESSSS!!! This is absolutely the sluttiest display of prudeness I’ve ever seen! I LOVE IT! WOOOHOOOO!!! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE! TIME TO OPEN THOSE LEGS! TIME TO OPEN THOSE DOORS! EH, SG1??? (Gavin Kirkland nudges SG1 who shakes her head and gives Gavin the most disgusted look) Daisy Thrash and Raven Roberts stand on the outside of the ropes on the apron as the referee looks on! Poor guy just gets to stand there and watch these two broads fight with pillows like it’s the slumber party of the winter complete with a nice mé·nage à trois on that love boat in the middle of the ring! On second thought, what’s that refs name? Can we trade positions for this match?
SG1: Only in your dreams, Gavin, only in your dreams! Despite this rather unabashed from the supposed great people of our Network, both of these ladies are ready to lay everything on the line tonight in this, a first for Empire….. A PILLOW FIGHT! Daisy Thrash is the first to make a move in the slightest as she half-heartedly steps through the ropes with one leg in as she eyes Raven Roberts! Raven gestures for the ‘The Razor Blade Snowflake’ to get in the ring as Raven slowly enters the ring and immediately turns her attention to one of the pillows that sits at the head of the bed! Daisy Thrash steps in to the ring now and she immediately eyes the pillow nearest to her set up at the corner turnbuckle facing the entrance ramp! What do these ladies have in mind here? Daisy Thrash grabs for the pillow but struggles to bring it up to her waist level! She’s a bit confused by this! Raven Roberts on the other hand has a smirk on her face, the kind we’ve seen from her in the past when she’s up to no good! Daisy Thrash reaches inside the pillow case and-
Gavin: OH YEAH BABY! WHAT KIND OF DIRTY TOYS ARE IN THAT OLE FLUFFY SACK!?? WOHOHOA-NELLIE!! DAISY THRASH IS GONNA HOOK RAVEN ROBERTS GOOD WITH THAT MEAT HOOK!! IMAGINE THAT TOO! A PILLOW SACK RIGGED WITH FLUFF COMBINED WITH MEAT HOOKS!!?? WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT??? DAISY IS ALL KINDS OF CONFUSED AS SHE LOOKS AROUND WONDERING WHAT TO THINK! ALL KINDS OF STUPID TOO IF SHE DROPS THAT-oh, of course she would! What a trout sniffer! She just dropped the hook and goes for Raven Roberts! BUT CLOUD OF DUST JUST WENT INTO THE FACE OF DAISY THRASH WHO’S BEEN BLINDED! DAISY SCREAMING DEAR BLOODY MURDER! RAVEN ROBERTS THREW SOME SORT OF POWDER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DAISY THRASH! RAVEN PULLS MORE POWDER FROM THE PILLOW SACK AND WATCHES AS SHE LETS IT LITTLE BY LITTLE LEAVE HER HAND LIKE IT WAS AN HOUR GLASS WHILE DAISY FLAILS EVERYWHERE STILL BLINDED! RAVEN TAKES A WHIFF OF HER HAND FOR A MOMENT AND SHAKES IT SLIGHTLY AS IT APPEARS TO BURN FROM THIS POINT OF VIEW!
Raven: Gunpowder! Oh, Fox, this woman’s career in your hands, not mine.
SG1: DAISY THRASH STILL HOLDS HER FACE WHICH NOW IS FULL OF LIGHT GRAY POWDER STAINS! RAVEN ROBERTS NOW GRABS THE HEAD OF DAISY THRASH AND THEN RUNS HER FACE ALONG THE TOP ROPE! DAISY HOLDS HER FACE IN PAIN AFTER THAT ROPE BURN! DAISY STILL SLIGHTLY BLINDED TURNS AROUND ONLY TO RECEIVE A DROPKICK BY RAVEN ROBERTS THAT SENDS HER CRASHING ONTO THE BED! OH GOD! RAVEN CAME PREPARED! DAMMIT! SHE’S SLIPPING ON THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES! SHE LEAPS ONTO THE BED ON TOP OF DAISY THRASH AND BEGINS WALING AWAY ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER AND NOW THE MIDSECTION FOLLOWED BY THE FACE OF DAISY THRASH! RAVEN ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS HERE! The shifting of the bed makes the pillow full of powder pour out onto the ring! Daisy Thrash tries to roll off the bed but Raven Roberts snatches a full head of hair before Daisy could retreat! Daisy just grabbed something from under the bed! Daisy turns to Raven who still has her by the hair and ****SMACK**** RAVEN ROBERTS FALLS SOME TWO OR THREE FEET BACK TUMBLING OFF THE BED AND INTO THE ROPES NEAR BY! DAISY HAS A WAD OF CHAIN! AND SHE’S CONTINUING TO WRAP IT AROUND HER CLENCHED FIST!! RAVEN DOESN”T NOTICE YET! SHE’S TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE IMPACT OF THAT BLOW BY DAISY THRASH! RAVEN CLUTCHING HER JAW IN HER HAND! RAVEN TURNS AROUND BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO DODGE DAISY WHO WAS ALREADY RUNNING AT HER AND DAISY CHARGES RAVEN ROBERTS INTO THE CORNER! THE CROWD GETTING INTO IT! WOW! DAISY THRASH HAS TARGETED THE MIDSECTION OF RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THAT WADDED UP BALL OF CHAIN ON HER FIST! ***WHACK*** DAISY JUST KNOCKED RAVEN ROBERTS INTO NEXT WEEK WITH THAT BLATANT BLOW TO THE FACE!
Gavin: DAMN! I THINK I’M LITERALLY WEARING SOME OF RAVEN ROBERTS’ BLOOD AFTER THAT SHOT BY DAISY THRASH! EITHER THAT OR WE HAVE A LEAK IN THIS BUILDING! RAVEN HUGGING THE ROPES TRYING TO STAY STANDING VERTICALLY! DAISY UNWRAPPING THAT CHAIN FROM HER FIST NOW AND NOW PLACES IT OVER RAVEN ROBERTS’ HEAD AND AROUND HER NECK! RAVEN ROBERTS STRUGGLING FOR AIR AS DAISY TORQUES BACK! ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ GETTING PREYED ON RIGHT NOW AS SHE LOSES HER GRIP OF THE ROPES AND DAISY NOW TRYING TO TAKE RAVEN OFF HER FEET! AND A COUNTER BY RAVEN ROBERTS! RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A SITOUT FACELOCK NECKBREAKER THAT SENDS DAISY THRASH FALLING BACK! DAISY LOSES THE CHAIN IN THE PROCESS! DON’T WORRY LADIES! FOX DEFINITELY CARES! KEEP MAKING US THAT BANG ASS MONEY! Raven Roberts sexually massages her neck! uhhhhh yeaaaahhhh! Such a seductress!
SG1: Ugh! You’re such a sleazeball! She’s in obvious pain from that chain Daisy Thrash tried to choke her out with! Raven Roberts though back on her feet as she’s eyeing the stuffed pillow case in opposite corner from the one that Daisy Thrash had pulled the meat hook out of! She opens up the sack and reaches in and pulls out a small board embedded with spikes! YIKES! Raven Roberts sets up the spikes in the ring and then goes back in the sack and reaches for something else?? It’s lead pipe! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! DAISY HAS RAVEN FROM BEHIND! SHE’S GOING FOR THE NO PASARAN! THE CROTCH CLUTCH SUPLEX! NO! RAVEN ROBERTS DESPERATELY GRABBING THE ROPES TO BLOCK IT! DAISY LETS GO AND RAVEN?? SHE STILL HAS THAT LEAD PIPE! RAVEN ROBERTS TURNS AROUND TO SWING THE LEAD PIPE BUT DAISY THRASH DUCKS IT! SPIN KICK BY DAISY THRASH KNOCKS THE LEAD PIPE FROM THE HANDS THE DANGEROUS HANDS OF RAVEN ROBERTS! STEP ENZIGIRI BY DAISY THRASH BUT RAVEN ROBERTS BLOCKS THE ATTEMPT BY BATTING DAISY’S LEG AWAY! BIG BOOT BY RAVEN ROBERTS TO DAISY THRASH THAT SENDS DAISY THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! THIS IS NO WRESTLING MATCH FOLKS! THIS IS A WAR!
Gavin: THIS IS THE GREATEST PILLOW FIGHTING SLUMBER PARTY EVER! AND THEY’VE NOT EVEN STARTED MAKING OUT YET! OH BUT WE’LL SURE GET THERE I’M SURE! RAVEN ROBERTS SLIDING OUT OF THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GOING FISHING UNDER THE RING! FOX CARES RAVEN EVEN IF YOU DON’T! JUST DON’T KILL DAISY! WE MIGHT NEED HER FOR CAMEO APPEARANCES FOR TOTAL AVA’S LATER! RAVEN ROBERTS PULLS OUT A STOP SIGN AND BRINGS IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF A KNEELING DAISY THRASH WHO WAS ALMOST RECOVERED AND BACK TO HER FEET! Raven said this is a boring item to have and throws it to the side! Raven grabs Daisy Thrash by her hair and then slings Daisy’s arm over her shoulder and sets her up for a snap suplex on the floor! Daisy writhing in pain as she holds her back! Raven Roberts grabs up Daisy Thrash again and this time whips Daisy toward the ring but Daisy anticipates well!! Daisy stops her momentum from sending her crashing into the ring apron! What a sissy for not wanting to sell that! Raven Roberts runs at Daisy with a clotheline which Daisy Thrash ducks! Daisy instead charges Raven Roberts into the ring apron! Raven feels this impact upon her spine! Daisy hurries and picks up the stop sign that Raven had from earlier and immediately swings for the head of Raven Roberts! Raven Roberts ducks the attempt! ANOTHER BIG BOOT BY RAVEN ROBERTS THAT SENDS THAT STOP SIGN RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DAISY THRASH! DAISY STAGGERS BACK AND DROPS THE SIGN! DAISY IS DAZED AFTER THAT! RAVEN ROBERTS GRABS DAISY THRASH! YES! YES! YES! YES!
SG1: NO! NO! NO! NO! DAISY UP IN THE AIR! RAVEN HAS HER! LOST BEAUTY! THAT HESITATION BRAINBUSTER WAS JUST DELIVERED TO DAISY THRASH AND DAISY IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! RAVEN, SHE DOESN’T LOOK DONE HERE! She’s rolling the limp body of Daisy Thrash into the ring! Raven goes fishing back under the ring and pulls out a steel chair and looks at it with a sadistic smile. She slides the chair into the ring and follows it before going to grab Daisy who is still recovering! AND RAVEN LIFTS DAISY AGAIN! LOST BEAUTY! A SECOND ONE WITH DAISY’S HEAD COLLIDING WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! DAISY IS MOTIONLESS AS RAVEN TOSSES DAISY ONTO THE BED!
Gavin: OH YEAH! RAVEN CRAWLS ON TOP OF DAISY JUST LIKE I WANTED TO SEE! AND SHES PLAYING WITH DAISY’S LEGS! LIFT HER LEGS HIGH AND SPREAD—
SG1: SHES HOOKING DAISY’S LEGS FOR A PIN YOU PERVERT!
ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Cori: Here is your winner by pinfall… The EAW New Breed Champion… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!
(“Make A Move” blares as Raven has her hand raised and she grabs her title before exiting the ring)
Gavin: Awww! Doesn’t have to end, does it? They didn’t even take their tops off!
SG1: Seriously. This is a wrestling show. And these are two of our top talents who just had an insane battle despite the idiotic stipulation. One of whom will be fighting for the World Championship next week.
(Commercial for FOX. We swear that we really care!)
(Camera opens to show Constance Blevins and Layla Lockhart helping Daisy Thrash back to the locker room after the pillow fight with Raven Roberts just moments ago. Raven is seen to the side, working a kink out of her neck as Layla motions Constance to take Daisy back. Layla approaches Raven)
Layla Lockhart: Come on, Ray. What happened to you? Why are you this way now? I don’t understand? It was just supposed to be a pillow fight!
(Raven turns around and looks at her in disbelief)
Raven Roberts: Are you kidding me? Nothing I did was outside the confines of the match! It’s classed as a no disqualification. If you can’t handle that, you don’t need to be in this industry. And stop pretending like you’re my super special friend who’s here to save me all the fucking time. You turned your back on me just like everyone else back then. And don’t think I wouldn’t do the same to you as I did before. That was in the confines of a match too. Nothing illegal about it. But this time it’ll be permanent. Leave. Me. Alone.
Layla Lockhart: No! I won’t leave you alone! You could’ve hurt Daisy!
Raven Roberts: WERE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS! THE WHOLE POINT IS TO HURT THEM ENOUGH TO PIN THEM! HOW NAIVE CAN YOU BE?!?
Layla Lockhart: The Raven I knew would’ve cared! She would’ve cared about Daisy being hurt! The Raven I knew—
(Raven grabs Layla by her throat and pulls her close)
Raven Roberts: The Raven you knew is dead. Just remember I warned you to leave me alone.
(Layla throws a kick into Raven’s stomach to make her release and tries to catch Raven with a forearm but Raven catches it and runs Layla into a bunch of production crates. Layla tries to crawl up as Raven walks over and grabs a metal pole out of a lighting rig. Layla gets to her feet but Raven cracks her in the back of the neck with the pole. Knowing her neck was surgically repaired, Raven beats the pole into the back of Layla’s neck over and over before driving it’s end directly into the base of her spine. Raven pulls Layla up and stands herself on top of a table. Layla can barely moves but Raven deadlifts her up into position and drops her with the Elevated Descent into the concrete floor as a visceral POP is heard when Layla’s neck snaps back. Raven stands over Layla and just gives her neck a little kick as EMT’s rush over. Raven speaks as she walks away.
Raven Roberts: I gave her every warning. I was done with the Pride. This is on her.
(Commercial: “Forget Christmas in July. Celebrate July at Christmas! December is the new bikini season!”)
Corie Simmons: The following contest is the ‘Opportunity on a Pole Match!’…..
Corie Simmons: The only way to win the match is to climb the pole and retrieve the contract. If Amber Keys wins, she gets a future Specialist Championship opportunity. If Andrea Valentine wins she will be entering last into the extreme elimination chamber match!
(‘Easy Target’ by Blink 182 begins to play as a chorus of jeers from the crowd nearly drowns out the music as Amber Keys comes strutting out on the stage with her arms outstretched and a smirk on her face. Amber wears her Empire Tag Team Championship belt around her waist as she stops on the stage to pose and taunt the crowd. She then slowly walks down the ramp toward the ring taunting inaudibly as she does.)
Corie Simmons: Introducing first….she hails from Bronx, New York….Weighing in at ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE POUNDS….SHE’S THE DIRTI DIVA……AMBERRRRRRR!!!!! KEEEEYYYYYSSSS!!!
SG1: It’s one half of the current Empire Tag Team Champions making her way down to the ring! Amber Keys making a return from the injured this list after having taken quite the beating a few weeks back at Bloodletter! If she is able to win here tonight, she will receive a future opportunity to wrestle for the Specialist Championship!
Gavin: COURT WINS! COURT ALWAYS WINS! Amber Keys has been on fire since her return! Bloodletter was quite the brutal outing for all these lass’ but rest assured, this woman didn’t need the time off. She’s fought through injuries in the past! She’s double tough! The simple fact is that she earned the time off! But now she gets to take out all her aggression on Andrea Valentine! RIP HER HEART OUT AMBER!!
( ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX. replaces ‘Easy Target’ as the crowd gets on their feet with overwhelmingly loud cheers for Andrea Valentine who appears from beyond the curtain and is all business not wasting any time as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Corie Simmons: And introducing her opponent….She hails from Orlando, Florida….She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS……ANDREEEEAAAAAA!!! VALENTIIIINNNNEEEEE!!!!
SG1: And here’s the heart of Empire, Andrea Valentine! She’s been wanting to get her hands on The COURT, and now tonight she has that opportunity! If she can pull it off, she will enter the elimination chamber with a huge advantage by entering last! That makes this a huge match! I can’t wait to see it!
Gavin: AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE AMBER KEYS TO GO SMASH MOUTH ALL OVER ANDREA VALENTINE! If she’s not careful, SG, this could be the last we see of miss Andrea, and I for one would make sure that a FOX created a spin off of True Avas with ‘Will You Be My Valentine’ where dear Andrea could tell the tragic story of what once was! I might be a big if, but time will tell, SG, time will tell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: Both ladies have been instructed one last time of what the object of the match is and what they can expect! Not that that seems to be necessary as both Andrea Valentine and Amber Keys already anxiously move about in the ring looking to take advantage in making the first move! Now both move in for the collar and elbow tie up! Andrea Valentine takes the early advantage with a headlock! Andrea immediately transitions into a hammerlock from behind on Amber Keys! But Amber Keys reverses it almost immediately into one of her own! Andrea Valentine now reverses and twists the wrist of Amber into an armlock! Amber rolls through and now quickly transitions into a headlock of her own on Andrea Valentine! Andrea immediately shoves Amber to the ropes where Amber hangs on and catches Andrea Valentine in the chest with a hard side kick to the chest! Andrea Valentine holds her chest as she staggers back a step or two! Amber Keys moves in and delivers a high knee lift to the midsection of Andrea Valentine which sends her back toward the ropes! Amber Keys irish whips Andrea Valentine but Andrea reverses the whip and sends Amber to the ropes and Andrea Valentine unloads a roundhouse kick that sends Amber over the top where she nearly tumbles off the ring apron but she just hangs on! Andrea Valentine moves in but a shoulder thrust in to the midsection of Andrea Valentine by Amber Keys stops her in her tracks! Amber Keys grabs Andrea Valentine around her neck and locks her in for….Amber is trying to suplex Andrea but Andrea is blocking it! Finally Andrea Valentine is the one to suplex as she suplexes Amber Keys overhead and back into the ring!!
Gavin: OH LOOK! ANDREA ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING WORTHWHILE! Not like she will do anything that will ever surprise me-oh really now! REALLY!!??? Just as I say that too, she’s going to try and climb up toward some fantasized destiny of actually achieving something! But she won’t! SPOILER ALERT! COURT WINS! COURT ALWAYS WINS! EVEN MORE SO THAN NOHA’S HOUSE, RIGHT NOAH!!?? YEAH! THERE YOU GO! AMBER BACK TO HER FEET AND THAT BLONDE BIMBO HAS NO CHANCE! LOOK AT AMBER KEYS GO TO TOWN WITH THE FURIOUS CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF ANDREA! GOOD! THIS PREVENT’S THE ASCENSION OF ANDREA! Amber bringing Andrea back down! Now Amber with another great all time classic tactic! THE EYE RAKE OF DOOM! DDT BY AMBER KEYS TAKES ANDREA VALENTINE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Now Amber sits up clearly satisfied with her attack so far! Can’t blame her! Redheads with spunk can take my heart any time! Blondes are too overrated! Amber back to her feet and heads straight for the corner turnbuckle with the pole! She looks up at the contract dangling at the top! She begins to climb up the turnbuckle! The crowd is full of douchebags to boo a legend like Amber! Idiots! Amber has one foot up on the top turnbuckle as she readies to climb the pole! Now Andrea Valentine finally decides to stir! Thata girl Andrea we need some drama before the inevitable! The whole crowd get loud crescendo is PERFECT! GO AMBER GO! WAIT!!?? ANDREA WHAT ARE YOU DOING GRABBING AMBER’S FOOT LIKE THAT!!?? CLEARLY UNCALLED FOR!! AMBER TRYING-YES!!! NICE BOOT TO THE FACE! YEAH GO CRY ME A RIVER ANDREA AS YOU HOLD YOUR SO-CALLED FLAWLESS FACE! FOX STILL LOVES YOU AND THEY STILL CARE!!! HEY!! SHE’S GOING BACK! NOW SHE HAS AMBER AGAIN! STOP YOUR MADNESS WOMAN!! NO YOUR DAMN ROLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DEAF!!??? CLEARLY SHE IS AS SHE CONTINUES TO GRAB AT AMBER TRYING TO PREVENT HER FROM GOING FURTHER! SHE HAS HER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SG1: SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX DELIVERED BY ANDREA VALENTINE! THE CROWD HYPED! THEY’RE CHANTING ANDREA’S NAME LOUD AND PROUD! AMBER HOLDING THE BACK OF HER HEAD! ANDREA NOT IN MU BETTER SHAPE HERSELF AFTER THAT LANDING! BOTH LADIES SLOW TO GET TO THEIR FEET HERE BOTH TAKING THEIR TIME! AMBER AND ANDREA BACK TO THEIR FEET AND AMBER CHARGES ANDREA TO THE CORNER OPPOSITE OF THE ONE WITH THE POLE! SHOULDER THRUSTS IN THE CORNER TO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDREA VALENTINE! CHOPS TO THE CHEST BY AMBER KEYS TO ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA KEELS OVER! AMBER KEYS PULLS ANDREA VALENTINE IN! SHE’S GOT HER SET UP IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION! THE DIRTI DIVA LIFTS ANDREA! SHE HAS HER UP! REVERSAL IN MID-AIR!!! ANDREA VALENTINE WITH THE HURRICANRANA OF AMBER KEYS!! Amber quickly back to her feet as Andrea meets her with a hard spinning back fist to Amber Keys who staggers back! ANDREA VALENTINE RUNS AT AMBER AND CATCHES HER BEFORE SHE COULD REACT AND DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY ANDREA TO AMBER KEYS WHO FALLS BACK IN HEAP! ANDREA LOOKING TOWARD THE CONTRACT NOW! THE CROWD CHEERING LOUD FOR ANDREA! THEN SHE LOOKS TO THE OTHER SIDE! SHE’S GOT SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND HERE! SHE STEPS OUTSIDE ON THE RING APRON TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP BY ANDREA VALENTINE! AND THE HEART OF EMPIRE GOT NOTHING BUT THE KNEES OF THE QUICK REACTING AMBER KEYS! ANDREA BOUNCES AWKWARDLY AS SHE TUMBLES ON TO THE CANVAS!
Gavin: AWWWW!!! POOR POOR POOR ANDREA VALENTINE GOT HER HEART BROKEN AGAIN!! DUMB BIMBO!! SO MUCH FOR YOUR PRIDE! YOU SHOULD’VE CLIMBED WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE! Miss goody two-shoes isn’t so smart after all! Amber rolling from the ring now! She’s just about gotten as tired of this pest Andrea Valentine as much as I have! She’s annoying! Amber Keys pulls out a chair from under the ring and slides it in to the ring! The Dirti Diva is back and she’s got things on that mind! Evil intentions! Woohahahaha! Andrea Valentine trying to rise up using the ropes! She’s got her back turned and Amber Keys has the chair! Andrea Valentine turns around to see Amber Keys raise the chair up high! DROPKICK BY ANDREA VALENTINE TO AMBER KEYS AND AMBER GOES DOWN DROPPING THE CHAIR IN THE PROCESS! AMBER KEYS BACK UP BUT ON HER KNEES! HERE COMES ANDREA VALENTINE! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE! HANDSTAND MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS DRIVER AND ANDREA VALENTINE HAS TAKEN DOWN ONE HALF OF THE CURRENT EMPIRE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! DAMMIT GET UP AMBER! THESE FANS NEED TO SHUT THEIR POT HOLES!
SG1: THE FAN VOLUME AT A FEVERED PITCH FOR ANDREA VALENTINE! SHE ASCENDS UP THE TURNBUCKLE TO CLIMB THE POLE! AMBER STRUGGLING BACK TO HER FEET! SHE’S REACHING FOR THAT CHAIR! OH NO! AMBER KEYS BACK TO HER FEET WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! (****SMACK**** ****SMACK**** ) AMBER KEYS WITH JUST USED THAT STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF ANDREA VALENTINE! AMBER KEYS GRABS ANDREA VALENTINE FROM BEHIND AND SENDS HER FLYING WITH THAT SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX! ANDREA VALENTINE WAS JUST SENT FLYING SOME EIGHT FEET ACROSS THE RING! AMBER KEYS NOT DONE THOUGH! SHE”S COMING AT ANDREA AGAIN WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR WITH RAGE IN HER EYES! ANDREA TRYING TO ROLL OUT OF DODGE! SHE’S HURT BUT SHE’S TRYING TO AVOID RECEIVING ANY MORE DAMAGE! AMBER INSTEAD TOSSES THE CHAIR AT THE HEAD OF ANDREA WHICH SENDS A COLLECTIVE REACTION OF “OHHHHHHHHH” FROM THE CROWD! ANDREA VALENTINE FALLS LIFELESSLY THROUGH THE ROPES AND ON TO THE FLOOR! THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING! IT STARTED AS A WRESTLING MATCH BUT NOW IT’S DEGENERATED INTO AN ALL OUT BRAWL!
Gavin: Yeh! Just keep breaking that poor little heart of her’s Amber! She’ll give in eventually! Amber Keys now out on the floor! She grabs Andrea Valentine up and then runs uses her strength and the momentum to throw Andrea- RIGHT AT US! HOLY- SG!!?? BABE!! YOU GONNA BEAT HER UP FOR LANDING ON YOU LIKE THAT! SEE THAT’S WHY WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM! YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO TALK BUT YOU ALL STILL GOT ME! YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL STUDMUFFIN GAVIN TO SAVE THE DAY! ANDREA LAYING AT MY FEET! (Gavin pretends to kick at Andrea as he continues to speak while SG1 recovers reaching for her headset) EH, WHY BOTHER WHEN AMBER KEYS CAN DO THAT FOR ME!?? FOR FOX!!!??? Amber grabs up the limp body of Andrea Valentine! Amber Keys now wails away at the head of Andrea Valentine! HEADBUTT BY AMBER KEYS TO ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA FALLS ON ALL FOURS! YEAH BABY!! I LOVE A BLONDE ON HER KNEES! HOW ABOUT YOU SG??? AMBER KEYS WHIPS ANDREA VALENTINE BUT ANDREA REVERSES IT AND SENDS AMBER KEYS CRASHING INTO THE RINGPOST! AMBER!!…..GET UP!!!! And will you people SHUT UP!!??
SG1: They paid to be here Gavin, so get over it! Andrea Valentine using every bit of ounce in energy she had to pull off that reversal which sent Amber Keys smack face first into the ring post! Andrea Valentine down on all fours again trying to regather her strength as she makes her way back to her feet with support of the apron! Andrea slides in the ring now and looks up toward the contract on the pole from a distance! The crowd is cheering loudly for Andrea now! Oh my, look at Amber Keys! Amber is busted wide open! The blood is running down from her forehead and she is struggling to stay standing at a vertical base at this moment on the outside! Andrea Valentine is heading toward the corner now where that contract is! She’s going up again and Amber Keys staggers into the apron of the ring! Andrea Valentine trying to climb again but again Amber Keys trying to pull Andrea down by her foot from outside on the apron! Andrea Valentine trying to kick at Amber Keys! She connects with a boot finally on the head of Amber Keys but Amber doesn’t fall from the apron! Amber Keys hurries and steps through the ropes and into the ring! Amber Keys grabs at Andrea Valentine again and again Andrea kicks a boot into the face of Amber Keys which sends her down to a knee! Andrea turns herself around on the top turn buckle holding on to the pole! Amber stands back up! V-DAY!!! V-DAY!!! The Diving Somersault Seated Senton delivered to Amber Keys! Andrea Valentine is back up and goes and grabs the chair from many moments earlier! Amber Keys rising slowly back to her feet! Amber turns right into that steel chair being flung right to her skull knocking her clear off her feet! Andrea wasting no time at all as picks Amber Keys up from behind! Amber may have bit off way more THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR!! ATOMIC BLONDE DELIVERED TO AMBER KEYS ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! Andrea crawling now toward the corner turnbuckle! AMBER KEYS IS OUT COLD! Now she’s stirring but she barely knows where she is! Andrea Valentine climbing the turnbuckles and using the pole to pull her up! Amber Keys is crawling now toward Andrea Valentine trying to save this match, but she’s lost so much blood! Andrea is almost there! Andrea Valentine reaches once for the top of the pole! She doesn’t quite get there! Amber Keys slowly, desperately trying to reach for Andrea Valentine! Andrea Valentine reaches again for the contract as Amber is reaching up for Andrea! AND SHE’S GOT IT! ANDREA VALENTINE WINS THE CONTRACT! ANDREA WINS!!!
(Amber Keys falls to back to the canvas in complete heartbreak as the crowd cheers loudly as ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: HERE IS YOUR WINNER..SHE WILL ENTER THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER AS THE FINAL ENTRANT…..ANDREAAAAAAA!!! VALENTIIIINNNEEEE!!!!
(The referee holds up the hand of a proud and victorious Andrea Valentine as the crowd helps her celebrate the victory while Amber Keys rolls out of the ring tired but angry as she is slapping the barricade on the outside in complete disgust)
Gavin: LUCK!!! ALL LUCK!! NEEDED ALL THESE IDIOTS ON HER SIDE TOO!! SUCH A DISADVANTAGE AMBER HAD IN THIS MATCH!! HARDLY EVEN FAIR IN THE LEAST!!
SG1: Congratulations to Andrea Valentine! You’ll have to excuse my partner! He’s not losing bets left and right when he’s going against people with the heart of gold like Andrea Valentine! She wanted revenge against The Court, and well this is just as sweet I’m sure! Both ladies fought hard! However, in the end, Andrea was able to muster just enough to get her over the hump! And now she’s got quite the road ahead of her on her way to Road To Redemption!
(Andrea is shown on the outside of the ring now making her way toward the ramp as she keeps a watchful eye on Amber Keys who still looks on in complete and utter disgust as she watches Andrea Valentine take her leave.)
(Commercial for Johnny Walker’s Dog Walking Service)
Cori Simmons: The following contest is an extreme elimination chamber qualifying match scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Furious 2” by Niklas Gustavsson kicks up throughout the arena, fans cheering to welcome the Pixel Princess to the ring.)
Cori Simmons: Introducing first, from Roswell, New Mexico, she is the Pixel Princess and the current holder of the Young Lioness Cup….CLLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRAAAAA LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOVVEEELAAAAAAACCCCCEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: Alrighty, SG1! I’m gonna leave this one up to you because truth me told, neither of these women are even a little bit attractive to me—I don’t care much for Asian women, and well, Clara looks like a child. Which in some instances might be acceptable, but—
SG1: I’m not going to let you finish that sentence. Regardless of what you might think, Clara and Sazae have each been given a fantastic opportunity here to enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber even after losing in earlier weeks! I’m excited for this matchup. These two always give us a fantastic show—just look at their match at Bloodletter a few weeks ago!
(Clara enters the ring through the middle ropes, pausing to pose and soak in the crowd’s cheers. “Furious 2” comes to a sudden halt and “I Am The Animal” by Will Ryan fills the arena, the crowd immediately responding with massive boos as Sazae Hangaku makes her way to the ring.)
Cori Simmons: And her opponent…being accompanied to the ring by Kanji Rocca, from Yomi-no-Kuni, the Neon Oni, SSSSAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAE HAAAAAANNNGGGAAAKUUUUU!
Gavin Kirkland: Yikes! :lupe: Got any eyebleach?
SG1: Can you use your brain instead of your dick to think for once? Sazae Hangaku is one of the most tenacious competitors we have on the Empire brand today! I might not be a huge fan personally, but you gotta give credit where credit is due.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah? Well, I want my credit back.
(Sazae slides underneath the bottom rope, glaring at Clara. She takes off her kimono and tosses it over the ropes to give to Kanji Rocca.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: And our second chance qualifier for the Extreme Elimination Chamber is officially underway…Sazae Hangaku taking a moment here, she’s—licking her lips :wtf: as Clara turns to the crowd with a shrug. But watch out, Clara! Sazae looking to make short work of Clara Lovelace as she charges straight after her with a running forearm—but Clara immediately counters, twisting the arm of Sazae!
Gavin Kirkland: She’s cranking that arm tight! Sazae looks like she’s in pain! But you’re right, SG, she’s one tough cookie! She bumps Clara with her hip, trying to break free—Clara effortlessly turns her around—JAWBREAKER TO SAZAE WHO FALLS FLAT ON THE MAT! Clara with the cover—
Referee: OONNEEE!! TWWOO!!
SG1: Sazae kicks out! Clara is quick to her feet here, she sees Sazae is still down—she bumps off of the ropes—AND A RUNNING KNEE DROP TO THE SKULL OF SAZAE HANGAKU! Clara not going for the pin there, either—I think she knows it’s going to take a lot more to put away Sazae. Clara stands over her, looking outwards at the crowd who cheer for her as—Sazae tries to pull herself up by Clara’s tights! And Clara bats her away! She pulls her by the arms and scoops her up—SPINEBUSTER! And Clara turning back to the crowd again with a smile!
Gavin Kirkland: She looks great! And I don’t just mean the ass poking through those tights! I’m seeing something special in Clara, tonight, SG. A little aggression sure goes a long way when it comes to Clara Lovelace! But hold on, Sazae finally back on her feet while Clara continues to entertain the crowd—she holds onto the ropes to stand herself up—god, will Clara ever turn around!? Oop! She does, and she charges right after Sazae over by the ropes—BUT SAZAE COUNTERS WITH A URANAGE, DROPPING CLARA RIGHT ON HER BACK—huh? Oh great, just as it was getting good. What’s that commotion about?
SG1: What do you see—HOLD ON—THAT’S CONSUELA ROSE AVA! CONSUELA IS CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP, HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: YAY! SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE! SHE’S HERE! AND SHE’S—WOAH! THAT KNEE OF DEATH—how do you say it—LA RICOLA DOS MARTINIS!
SG1: I think you mean—LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! THE RUNNING KNEE STRAIGHT TO KANJI ROCCA! AND HE’S OUT COLD! HE MIGHT BE DEAD! Sazae can’t help but turn her attention to Consuela on the outside of the ring now! She is in shock! Sazae with a foot on the bottom rope, yelling at Consuela for putting her hands on her manager—and Consuela simply smiling as Sazae continues to scream—
Gavin Kirkland: CLARA GRABS A HOLD OF SAZAE HANGAKU! SHE HOOKS THE ARMS—GAME OVER! GAME OVER! SHE PLANTS SAZAE FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! SHE TURNS HER OVER, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOONNNEEE! TTWWWWOOO! THRRREEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Furious 2” plays throughout the speakers of the arena as the referee raises Clara’s hand in victory over a dazed Sazae Hangaku, who looks close to tears. Clara lowers her arm and celebrates in the middle of the ring, posing on the turnbuckle as the fans cheer her on.)
Cori Simmons: Here is your winner and qualifier for the Extreme Elimination Chamber match—CLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAA LLLLLLLLLOOOVVELLLLLLLAAAAAACCCCCCCEE!
(Sazae comes to her senses and begins to plead heavily with the referee to reconsider the decision. Clara exits the ring and meets Consuela at the base of the ramp. Consuela applauds Clara as Clara continues her way up the ramp, nodding to Consuela as she passes. Consuela slides underneath the ring as “Furious 2” dies down.)
SG1: Hold on, Consuela, reconsider this a moment—
Gavin Kirkland: Shhh! She’s so sexy when she’s angry! You’ll ruin it!
(Consuela stands over an emotional Sazae, resting on her knees and begging for Consuela to spare her. Consuela instead grabs Sazae by the skull, lifting her to her feet. Sazae stands defenseless, still pleading with Consuela for what she knows is coming.)
Gavin Kirkland: OOH! CONSUELA WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE KNEES—can say it for me, SG?
SG1: La Rodilla De La Muerta to Sazae Hangaku—who is now out cold in the middle of the ring—oh, dear, I think I see blood.
Gavin Kirkland: French is such a beautiful language, don’t you think so? But I’m left to wonder, SG, what does all of this mean?
SG1: Well, if one thing’s for certain—apart from the fact that you’re a blithering idiot, we can definitely say that Consuela is a woman of her word! She told Clara Lovelace she would help her regain some momentum here on Empire and, well—Clara is now in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Specialists Championship!
(Commercial for Cleopatra’s Egyptian vacations featuring Nile River Tours)
(Raven Roberts is walking backstage along a corridor when Madison Kaline walks out of an unlit doorway, stopping Raven in her path. Madison looks Raven over, who rolls her eyes and takes on an annoyed stance.)
Madison Kaline: Look at the little lost bird…what’s the matter, Raven, can’t find your nest? You’re a long way from anyone who cares even a little bit about you, but I guess you know that, right? You’re the Big Bad Bird, you took apart the Pride, survived being lit on fire, and killed Remi Skyfire…but you know what you aren’t?
(Annoyed with the situation, Raven answers sarcastically.)
Raven Roberts: I’m not a lot of things, Madison, ‘afraid of you’ is near the top of that list. Look, before this gets out of hand, why don’t you think back to the last person I got into a fight with in the backstage area just earlier tonight. She’s headed to the hospital and not likely to return any time soon…I’ll make sure you spend long enough that you have to forfeit the title to me. Now. Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
(Raven moves to step around Madison, but is blocked when the Queen of Death steps in front of her.)
Madison Kaline: You’re not very popular, are you? Angry, violent little bird whose friends flew the coup…such a shame…
(Raven narrows her eyes at Maddie and takes a step back, readying herself. As she does a door behind her opens and Cleopatra and Amber Keys step out. Amber is holding the bent steel chair she’s become known for in recent weeks. Raven eyes the two women, then turns back to Madison.)
Raven Roberts: Three on one then? Almost seems unfair for you.
(Amber and Cleo charge but Raven turns and kicks Amber’s chair back into her face before shoving Cleo into a wall. Madison climbs on her back from behind and tries to choke her but Raven flips her over from behind)
Raven Roberts: I told you it was—
(Amber cracks the chair across the back of Raven’s head and drops her. Amber smashes the chair into Raven’s back before Madison grabs her by the hair and drags her over to the wall)
Madison Kaline: You call yourself the New Breed Queen?
(Madison slaps Raven clean across her face)
Madison Kaline: There’s only one queen here! The Queen of Death!
(Cleo walks up and she and Madison pull Raven up and hold her in place as Amber swings hard with the chair but Raven drops herself down and Amber’s wild swing cracks Madison in the forehead)
Raven Roberts: *panting* I… won’t die… that easy…
(Madison stumbles back against the wall and Amber and Cleo charge after Raven. Raven kicks Cleo backwards into Amber and they stumble. Raven tries to grab Amber but then Cleo jumps on her back and clubs at her with forearms to the head. Amber breaks free and unloads several shots into Raven’s stomach before Madison comes in and drives the chair into her ribs. Madison drops the chair and directs Cleo off before hitting her M.O.D., planting Raven into the floor with the Fameasser. Maddie stands with a grin and points to a set of double doors)
Madison Kaline: Time to toss out the trash!
(Madison and Cleo grab Raven by her shoulder and hair respectively while Amber pushes the doors open to reveal the rear of the arena. Madison and Cleo walk Raven around a corner where two dumpsters are seen. Madison takes Raven and runs her shoulder first into the side of one of the dumpsters before climbing up on top of it. Amber and Cleo hoist Raven’s body up to the top of the dumpster with Madison and open the lid to the other. Madison pulls Raven up by her hair and grabs her by the face)
Madison Kaline: Let’s see how long it takes them to find you.
(Madison steps and and pulls Raven in by the arm to hit the Afterlife. Raven lays motionless from the Clothesline from Hell and Madison pulls her up once more and throws her into the open dumpster. The camera pans over to show Raven face down in the pile of garbage as Madison spits her gum onto Raven before Amber and Cleo close the lid)
(Commercial for an EAW Network special: The Ava’s present Christmas Past Present and Future with Carmen, Cameron, and Candice)
(Back from commercial, and we see Cori SImmons in the center of the ring.)
Cori SImmons: The following is a battle royale for the final spot in the….*sigh* Specialists Extreme Bikini Chamber! Introducing first, from Compton, California, weighing in at one hundred and fourteen pounds…making her debut tonight…Serene Bennett!
(“She Knows (feat. Amber Coffman)” by J. Cole plays. As the beat drops, Serena comes out to the stage, smiling wide and blowing kisses to fans, even though they boo her. She skips down the ramp and slides into the ring, then jumps onto the middle turnbuckle to pose, blowing more kisses to fans and the camera before jumping down and hopping in place in the corner.)
Gavin Kirkland: I just wanna say, Serena is lucky to have her job after the betrayal to Mr. Hunte she committed last week!
SG1: Betrayal?! She was just speaking her mind, Serena isn’t a mindless robot, Gavin, as a matter of fact…
(SG1 is cut off by ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ playing and Stephon Hunte walking out on the stage, microphone in hand. As the music fades, Stephon waits a moment as the booing of the crowd does out.)
Stephon Hunte: You know what? I’ve changed my mind. There won’t be a battle royale to determine the final spot in the chamber…you’d best get your bikini ready, Serena, cause you’re the final entrant!
(A mixed reaction from the crowd rises up as Serena looks toward Stephon and nods confidently, making a belt motion around her waist.)
Stephon Hunte: Make no mistake, though, Serena. This isn’t charity out of the kindness of my heart, not at all. If you don’t win the Specialists title from Tyler Wolfe, who can’t even show up to work because “Her head hurts”, well, if you don’t win, Serena, you’re fired.
(Stephon drops the microphone and leaves the stage, leaving Serena hesitantly nodding in the ring.)
SG1: How unfair is this?! Serena has to not only make her actual debut in the Extreme Chamber, but if she doesn’t win, then she’s fired?!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s called Road to Redemption, SG, Serena messed up, and now she has a chance to redeem herself!
SG1: Stephon is just abusing his power, is all. Ladies and gentlemen I don’t like this one bit, but we’ll be back right after these messages from our sponsors with the Main Event of the evening!
(Commercial plays for RTR featuring COnsuela Rose Ava challenging TLA for the Openweight Championship)
(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli begins to play across the public address system and after a moment, ‘The Goddess’ herself, Cameron Ella Ava, makes her way onto the stage. The crowd greets her with a thunderous ovation.)
Gavin Kirkland: Damn! Who shoved her tampon up the wrong hole?!
(Gavin is referencing the pissed off look on Cameron’s face.)
SG1: Excuse me? Cameron Ella Ava has been put through the ringer on Dynasty since Pain for Pride back in June. I’m pretty sure watching her mother and sister get murdered at the hands of her own father and Mr. DEDEDE was the last straw. Cameron has every right to be pissed off right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Seems like a bad attitude too have to me.
(Cameron gets inside the ring, makes her way to her corner, and gets set to wait for the arrival of the one and only Cleopatra. ‘ULTRAnumb’ cuts and ‘Mona Lisa’ by Lil Wayne and Kendrick Lamar begins to play. ‘The Queen of the Nile’ Cleopatra walks out on stage and her crowd ovation isn’t nearly as friendly as Cameron’s. She’s wearing her half of the Empire Tag Team Championships around her waist and is carrying the Vixen’s Championship across her shoulder. Cleopatra pauses on the stage, raises the Vixen’s belt high in the air, and after a minute, continues her walk to the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Be still my beating heart ❤️.
SG1: Confidence. Every time I see Cleopatra she is just oozing with confidence. Earlier this week, Cleopatrick booked her ticket to Road to Redemption by way of the Grand Prix Finals alongside the Answers World Champion, Theron Nikolas. Together, the two of them scored a rather controversial victory over Fire And I-
Gavin Kirkland: FOH. There was nothing at all controversial about the way the Queen and King won their match on Battleground earlier this week. It’s not their fault that Rex McAllister is the most hated man in all of sports entertainment.
SG1: :usure: Rex McAllister is one of the most popular… you know what? It’s not even worth it.
Gavin Kirkland: Right? You’re being emotional right now and pushing an agenda with your vagina because of your clear feelings for Rex McAllister.
(Cleopatra’s music fades out and the two competitors step to the center of the ring where Cori Simmons is standing along with senior Empire referee Jessika Carr. Cleopatra passes over the Vixen’s Championship and Carr raises it in the air.)
Cori Simmons: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT’S FOR THE EAW VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The crowd pops big time for this special throwback match.)
Cori Simmons: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! SHE’S OUR CHALLENGER! FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… THE GODDESS, CAAMMMEEEERRRRROOOOOONNNNNNN ELLLLLLLAAAAA AAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Despite being locked in a death stare with Cleopatra, Cameron does raise her hand in the air to finally acknowledge the crowd.)
Cori Simmons: AND HER OPPONENT!!!!! FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA… SHE’S THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION… THE QUEEN OF THE NILE… CLLEEEOOOOPPPPPAAAAAATTTTTTTRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: :whew: That’s the future Mrs. Gavin Kirkland right there. Look at the way she’s sizing up Cameron Ella Ava. Those bedroom eyes. That intense stare. COME ON CLEOPATRA! Beat the hell out of that little Latina punta!
SG1: :whoa: You need to chill the fuck out and call this match the way it’s supposed to be called. Cleopatra and Cameron are both legends in this sport and they deserve to be treated as such. This is a match some of us never thought we’d get to see again.
Gavin Kirkland: Well you know what, SG1? When that little firecracker Kassidy Heart rolled Cleo up last week and grabbed a handful, I had a come to Jesus moment with myself. I realized with the help of some Hennessy and a fresh Cuban cigar that Cleopatra might be the only woman on this roster with an ass tight enough to sit on my d-
SG1 (abruptly cutting off Gavin): OHMYGOD CAM AND CLEOPATRA WITH THE MOST AMAZING COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP I HAVE EVER WITNESSED ON THIS PROGRAM!
Gavin Kirkland: They look like they’re just trying to feel on one another to be honest.
SG1: Cleo slings Cameron against the ropes, but Cam reverses and forces Cleo back into the corner. Cameron Ella Ava returns to Empire tonight with a lot of emotions given what happened to her mother and her sister Candice on Dynasty. I think it speaks a lot about her character that she’s willing to come out here tonight and compete.
Gavin Kirkland: Character, smaracter. Empire is exactly where a woman such as Cameron Ella Ava belongs. She doesn’t belong inside the ring, competing against men who are obviously superior to her in every way.
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron is stomping away on Cleo’s midsection and I think she’s being a little too aggressive. She doesn’t need to be so rough because one of these days, there needs to be a baby put inside Cleopatra’s belly. Cameron gets Cleo down into a sitting position and now she’s slamming her knee into the the Vixen Champion’s face! Hey referee! You need to get in there! Aren’t the referees supposed to get in there when the competitors are tied up in the ropes?
SG1: … sadly you’re not wrong. But senior referee Jessika Carr is in there right now warning Cameron. Cam doesn’t seem to have any care in the world tonight and she snatches Cleo up by the hair and slings her across the ring! Cameron is fired up tonight! Cameron is stomping away on Cleo but this time they’re in the middle of the ring and Jessika doesn’t have to call for a break! Cam drops down, mounts Cleo, and begins peppering her with those stiff forearm shots! Cleopatra finally forces Cameron off of her and scrambles to her feet! She tries for a kick, but Cam catches her foot and gets back up to her feet! Cleo shakes her head, telling Cam to leave her be, but Cam spins her around and nearly takes Cleo’s head off with a clothesline!! Cameron Ella Ava goes for a quick cover but Cleo powers out before our referee can even begin a count!
Gavin Kirkland: Cleo rolls out of the way as Cameron tries to grab her and hits the ground on the outside of the ring.
SG1: Cleo is trying to regroup after Cameron’s quick start but The Goddess is having none of that. SUICIDE DIVE!!! CAMERON LANDS ON TOP OF CLEO AND IS TAKING HER TO TASK! SHE’S THROWING THOSE CLOSED FIST PUNCHES AS HARD AS SHE CAN! THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION IS COVERING UP BUT CAMERON LETS OUT A SCREAM OF RAGE AND SLAMS HER FIST INTO CLEO’S FACE ONE LAST TIME! SHE GRABS CLEO UP BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER INTO THE RING STEPS!!! JESSIKA CARR IS SCREAMING AT CAMERON TO GET CLEO BACK IN THE RING BUT THE GODDESS IS HAVING NONE OF IT.
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
SG1: Cameron jerks Cleo up by the hair, slams her face off the apron of the ring, and attempts to whip her into the barricades! Somehow Cleo is able to plant her feet but she’s unable to reverse. Cameron throws another right hand that rocks Cleo in the jaw, and that is what allows Cameron to finally whip Cleo into the barricades! Cleo slams back first into the steel and slumps to the ground, and finally Cameron Ella Ava takes a deep breath.
Gavin Kirkland: I really need to speak with Stephon about firing this female referee. Cameron Ella Ava should have been counted out by now and this match thrown out.
SG1: Jessika is counting now.
SG1: Cleo is slowly getting back to her feet and Cameron is staring her down. The Goddess backs up and takes off running…
SG1: GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CLEO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! SHE DODGED THAT ENZIGRISSI!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron crashes and burns!!!
SG1: CLEO QUICKLY DASHES TO THE RING AND ROLLS IN RIGHT AS JESSIKA GETS TO NINE!!! If I know anything about Cleopatra it’s that she’s going to want to beat Cameron soundly tonight and reaffirm that she will forever be the best to come from the Vixen’s era.
Gavin Kirkland: Cleo drops back down to the ground and heads over to Cameron, who’s currently picking her silicone self up off the ground. You see, this is why we love Consuela so much more, SG1. Consuela is a natural beauty and small tits among men are started to become mo-
SG1: CLEO JUST THREW CAMERON HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ouch.
SG1: Cleo is down on the ground now and it’s her turn to beat the piss out of Cameron! Those rights hand from Cleo are some of the hardest in this business! She throws everything she has into those punches and Cameron Ella Ava can not defend herself right now! Cleo is back up to her feet and she’s putting the boots to Cameron! The Goddess finds herself being repeatedly kicked in the ribs. Cleo snatches Cameron up by the hair and throws her in the ring. The Queen of Nile gets back in herself and immediately tries to wrap Cameron up in the sharpshooter! Cameron is able to dig deep and use her strength to reverse her position and she boots Cleo in the backside. Cleo whips around, right as Cameron rolls backwards to try and get back up, and Cleo responds with a nice little dropkick to Cameron’s face! Cleo drops down and goes for the quick cover!
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron powers out and my woman crush wednesday Cleopatra jerks the brunette up once again! She levels Cameron with a cute little uppercut that I’m sure was very painful since this is girl on girl action. And now Cleopatra throws Cameron into the ropes. Cameron comes back at Cleopatra, and Cleo takes her down with a clothesline!
Cleopatra: GET UP, BITCH!
SG1: Cameron climbs back to her feet and Cleoptra again takes her down with the clothesline! Cleo lies in wait but instead of getting up, Cameron wisely rolls outside the ring. Cleoptra shakes her head, but she decides to follow Cameron, so once again these two are on the outside of the ring! Cleopatra spins Cameron around and looks for another clothesline but this time Cameron ducks and plants her foot into Cleo’s midsection! Cleo doubles over and Cameron begins raining clubbing blows down on Cleopatra’s back! The Canadian drops to her knees and Cameron remains relentless with this assault!! Cameron slams her foot into Cleo’s side and reaches down to grab her. CLEO WITH THE EYE POKE! CAMERON STUMBLES BACK! CLEO GRABS THE RING APRON AND GETS BACK TO HER FEET. CAMERON COMES FLYING AT CLEO, BUT CLEO GETS THE FOOT UP AND CATCHES CAMERON IN THE JAW! CAMERON STUMBLES BACK AND CLEO PULLS HERSELF ON THE APRON! CLEO DIVES OFF!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD SHE IS STUNNING!!!!!
SG1: THE DIVING CROSSBODY FROM THE APRON CONNECTS WITH CAMERON AND BOTH WOMEN ARE SPRAWLED ON THE GROUND! CLEO IS THE FIRST ONE TO GET BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE GRABS CAMERON UP BY THE HAIR! CLEO TRIES TO SLAM CAM’S FACE INTO THE APRON, BUT CAMERON BLOCKS, ELBOWS CLEO IN THE STOMACH, AND SMASHES THE QUEEN OF THE NILE’S FACE OFF THE APRON. CAMERON LETS OUT A SCREAM, THROWS CLEOPATRA BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND NOW CAM IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! CLEO PULLS HERSELF UP AND THROWS HER BODY AT THE ROPES, KNOCKING CAMERON FROM THE TOP! CLEOPATRA ALLOWS HERSELF JUST A MOMENT TO RECOVER BEFORE SHE RUSHES THE CORNER AND STRIKES CAMERON IN THE FACE WITH HER KNEE! CLEOPATRA GRABS CAMERON AND THROWS HER NECK FIRST ACROSS THE BOTTOM ROPE. CLEO IS CHOKING CAMERON AND REFEREE JESSIKA CARR IS FORCED TO GET INVOLVED!
Cleopatra: You’re supposed to count!
Gavin Kirkland: This is bullshit! I know enough about wrestling to know choking is illegal forever reason, but that terrible referee is supposed to get each competitor until the count of five before getting involved. She never gave Cleopatra the opportunity to gain the advantage and that is completely unacceptable.
SG1: Cleopatra maintains control of the match and she wraps Cameron in a side headlock. The Goddess is slamming her foot into the mat, willing this crowd to help her out right now. The fans in attendance are solidly behind Cameron and look! Cameron Ella Ava is pushing herself back up! She fights out of the headlock with a series of elbows! Cleo is forced to let go, but she springs forward looking for another clothesline! Cameron ducks! Cameron fires back with a right hand but Cleo blocks! Cleo lands an open-handed slap to Cameron Ella Ava’s face, and Cam throws a stiff forearm that forces Cleo to fall back! Cameron rushes the ropes and jumps! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! SHE CONNECTS WITH CLEO! CAMERON WITH THE COVER NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT BY THE GREATEST VIXEN’S CHAMPION WHO’S EVER LIVED! CAMERON MOUNTS CLEO AND IS THROWING PUNCHES! I’M VERY AROUSED! I DON’T WANT TO SEE MY BABY IN PERIL BUT DAMN IF THE SIGHT OF CAMERON ON TOP OF CLEO ISN’T THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL NIGHT!
SG1: Jesus Christ, did you chug a whole fucking bottle of Henny during the commercial break to prepare yourself for this?!
Gavin Kirkland: CLEO KICKS CAMERON OFF OF HER AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP! OH MAN! COME ON CLEO! PIN HER DOWN AND MAKE HER SCREAM! THROW THOSE HANDS! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! YES!!!! GRAB HER BY THE NECK! CHOKE THAT LIL BIH! CAMERON ELLA AVA’S FACE IS TURNING DYNASTY RED RIGHT NOW! THAT STUPID BITCH REFEREE IS PULLING CLEO OFF OF CAMERON RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT SG1… SHE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
SG1: Yea, I’ve lost all control of this broadcast so fuck it. I hate you Gavin, but I’m with you this time. LET THEM FIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland, SG1, and the Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
SG1: CARR FINALLY GIVES UP AND LETS GO OF CLEO AND CLEO SPEARS CAMERON INTO THE CORNER RIGHT AS THE GODDESS WAS RETURNING HER FEET! SHE DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO CAMERON’S STOMACH, BUT CAMERON GETS THE KNEE UP AND CONNECTS WITH CLEO’S FACE. CLEO STUMBLES BACK AND CAMERON RUSHES FORWARD FOR A CLOTHESLINE! MATRIX LIKE MOVE FROM CLEO!
Gavin Kirkland: :eyes: Damn she’s bendy…
SG1: CLEO POPS BACK UP AND WHIRLS AROUND! CAMERON CATCHES HER WITH A FOREARM! CLEO FIRES BACK WITH OPEN-HANDED PALM STRIKE! CAMERON LETS OUT A CRY AND JUST STARTS THROWING FISTS AND GRABBING HAIR! CLEO DOES THE SAME AND BOTH WOMEN ARE JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER AND ALL IN THE NAME OF THE VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! CAMERON GRABS CLEO BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER TO THE GROUND! SHE IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF CLEO RIGHT NOW AND THE CHAMPION ATTEMPTS TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! THIS TIME CAMERON GRABS HER AND SHE PULLS CLEO TO HER FEET! CAMERON SLAMS CLEO’S FACE ACROSS HER KNEE AND LIFTS HER IN THE AIR! SHE’S GOING FOR BREAKING BARRIERS BUT CLEO’S FOOT JUST CAUGHT JESSIKA CARR! CARR IS DOWN! CAMERON HITS HER FINISHER! CAMERON WITH THE COVER BUT JESSIKA CARR IS OUT! CAMERON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE HAS THIS MATCH WON!
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES AMBER KEYS AND THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION MADISON KALINE!
SG1: BUT CAMERON SEES THEM COMING! AMBER SLIPS INTO THE RING FIRST AND CAMERON CATCHES HER WITH A DROP KICK! AMBER FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES AND MADISON CHARGES TOWARDS CAMERON! CAMERON DUCKS MADISON AND THE CHAMP HITS THE ROPES! SHE REBOUNDS TOWARDS CAMERON BUT THE GODDESS CATCHES MADISON! SHE SITS MADISON ON HER FEET, GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST… GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THERE’S AMBER! AMBER TACKLES CAMERON AT THE ANKLES AND BRINGS HER DOWN! AMBER ON TOP, RED HAIR FLYING, THROWING PUNCHES AT CAMERON! CAMERON FIGHTS HER OFF BUT MADISON IS BACK INTO THE MIX NOW! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOUBLE TEAMING CAMERON NOW!
SG1: THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE IS PROVING TO BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR CAMERON RIGHT NOW AND CLEOPATRA IS FINALLY GETTING BACK UP! SHE SEES WHAT’S GOING ON AND INSTEAD OF JOINING IN SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! MADISON AND AMBER BOTH GET BACK TO THEIR FEET NOW AND MADISON PULLS A BEATEN AND BUSTED OPEN CAMERON ELLA AVA UP TO HER FEET. AMBER BACKS UP AND RUSHES FORWARD…
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! CAMERON MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF RIGHT NOW! AMBER IS NOW PICKING UP CAMERON UP AND SITTING HER BACK ON HER FEET! AFTERLINE BY MADISON! THAT CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL DROPS CAMERON TO THE MAT LIKE A SACK OF SILICONE!
SG1: OHMYGOD… CLEOPATRA HAS PULLED OUT A TABLE AND I’M AFRAID THESE THREE ARE GOING TO DO TO CAMERON WHAT THEY DID TO ANDREA VALENTINE BACK AT BLOODLETTER!
Gavin Kirkland: I think you’re right, SG1! Cleopatra also just pulled out a container of lighter fluid!
SG1: Madison and Amber drag Cameron to the apron of the ring and hold her while Cleopatra sets up the table. God, someone stop this please!
Gavin Kirkland: Burn baby, burn burn.
SG1: Madison drops down to the outside while Cleopatra pours that lighter fluid all over the table. Maddie digs under the ring and pulls out a lighter… and now that table is engulfed in flames. Amber hoists Cameron into the powerbomb position and Madison and Cleo join her on either side. For fucks sake. No one is going to stop this, are they?
(The final image of Empire is of Amber Keys, Madison Kaline, and of course the Queen of the Nile, Cleopatra, herself triple powerbombing Cameron Ella Ava through a flaming table.)
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