(EAW intro plays.)
(The intro fades into a highlight video of last week’s episode of Dynasty. The Men’s Rights mob orchestrated by Lethal Consequences is the main focus. We see all the antics including the mob storming the Telenor Arena and harassing Michael Belfort and Stephie Love. As the mob, led by LC, was about to strip the Dynasty ring announcer, General Manager StarrStan would put a stop to it, sic Kassidy Heart on the mob, and make a National Elite Championship match for King of Elite between LC and Kassidy. Other highlights included Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Constance Blevins defeating Sarah Price and Harper Lee respectively to move on to the semi-finals of the Iconic Cup tournament. The King of Elite tournament continued with Angel de Plata defeating Osamu Arcichida in almost record time, and NVL defeating Mike Gambino. Shawn Sturgis and Zak Simmons from Voltage would show up and disrupt Justin Windgate’s interview with Stew-O and challenge for Justin’s New Breed Championship. Impact and Sienna Jade would run down Cage and Raven Roberts which led to a physical confrontation between the four. Raven and Cage would get the better of the happy couple, much to the absolute disgust of Sienna. The main event of the evening featured a tag team match with two of Dynasty’s champions, TLA and Darcy May Morgan, joining forces to take on TLA’s King of Elite opponent, Drake King, and his own leading lady, Sierra Bradford. The match would end with Darcy rolling Sierra up with a handful of tights to steal the victory for TLA and herself.)
(The highlight video fades out and Dynasty’s theme is blasting through the Megasport Palace in Moscow. The crowd is electric for night one of EAW three night stay in Russia. The camera eventually cuts to the Dynasty announce team, which as always consists of Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, and anchored by Stew-O.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Dynasty! We have a packed show tonight!
Flannery McCoy: The Iconic Cup semi-finals are tonight and when all is said and done, we will know our main event for Clash of Kingdoms next month!
Jake Mercer: King of Elite continues with the second-round taking place. Either NVL, SKA, Angel de Plata, Jr. or The Visual Prophet will head to King of Elite to represent Dynasty in the finals. I can’t wait to see who the final two are, guys!
Stew-O: With tensions higher than ever between Sienna Jade and Impact and Raven and Cage, I can’t wait to see how these matches play out tonight. Impact versus Raven is one hell of a main event and I can’t wait to see Sienna test herself against someone like Cage.
Flannery McCoy: If all that wasn’t enough, there’s a tag match tonight as well. Sierra Bradford will look for revenge on Darcy May Morgan as she is forced to team with Lethal Consequences tonight against Darcy, and her partner for tonight, Kassidy Heart.
Jake Mercer: And let’s not forget the most important thing. TLA has promised to help Drake King lose his virginity.
Flannery McCoy: :wow:
Stew-O: On that note, let’s get started!
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Fatal 4 Way Match and it is scheduled for…
Crowd: FOUR FALLS!!!
Stephie Love: No beloved it is still one fall.
(‘Bolt thrower’ by Mercenary hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 236 pounds… he is “The Mercenary” MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBINO!!!!
(Mike Gambino comes out to the ring looking Italian.)
Stew-O: Well Mike Gambino has not had the greatest success lately.
Flannery McCoy: He has already been defeated by Osamu Arcichida before but maybe this time it will be different.
Jake Mercer: This week Osamu called him a talentless waste of space in the locker room so you have to imagine he is motivated to get some sweet ass revenge here tonight. Especially since Osamu also threatened to end his career.
(Kill V Maim. by Grimes hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing second from Thousand Oaks, California weighing in at 120 pounds… SAPPPPPPPPPPPPPHIRE ESTELLE!!!
(Sapphire Estelle comes out to the ring looking sexy.)
Stew-O: Sapphire Estelle is such a nice girl.
Flannery McCoy: Earlier this week Osamu Arcichida called her a slut and claimed she is too nice! It could be her downfall!
Jake Mercer: Well just because she is nice doesn’t mean she is nice in the ring! She might whip everyone’s ass here tonight!
Stephie Love: Introducing third from Dallas weighing in at 400 pounds he is SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB HENRY!!!!
(Scoob Henry makes his way out to the ring looking big.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow Scooby is huge! I can’t imagine him losing this match! This might as well be a three on one Handicap Match!
Stew-O: You have to imagine that he is deeply hurt inside this week after Osamu Arcichida didn’t even mention him. How humiliating!
Jake Mercer: You don’t want to piss off a man this big tho! Osamu may have just provoked the wrath of a titan!
(Sensei – Datsik hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing last from Osaka, Japan weighing in at 235 pounds he is “The Orchestrator of Violence” OSAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCICHIDAAAAA!!!!
(Osamu Arcichida comes out to the ring with an elaborate entrance featuring strobe lights and fire.)
Stew-O: Osamu Arcichida has been the most outspoken person in this match. Do you think that is a sign of insecurity?
Flannery McCoy: No that’s a common misperception. People naturally have different personalities. Some are quieter than others and some are more outspoken. Neither is better or worse just different and we should embrace diversity in all forms.
Jake Mercer: Personally I am proud of Osamu for being willing to speak out and fight for better treatment here in the Dynasty system. He feels that he has been placed at the bottom of the card and deserves better. Tonight he proves why!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: The match is underway as Osamu Arcichida immediately grabs the head of Mike Gambino and rams it into the top turnbuckle. But Scoob Henry with a Running Forearm right into both men! Sapphire Estelle rolls up Scoob from behind!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: NO! Scoob Henry kicks out! That was a close call to ending this thing real quick here tonight! Scoob better watch himself!
Jake Mercer: Sapphire Estelle immediately transitions into an armbar on Scoob Henry. Osamu Arcichida continues to bash Mike Gambino’s head into the turnbuckle before tossing him back into the middle of the ring. Osamu stalking Gambino here waiting for his opponent to get up! He runs in… Gambino shoves him back sending him spinning around. Osamu leaps… Cutter connects!!! Gambino down as Osamu stomps hard into his gut. Osamu drags Gambino back up as he hooks his arms… and drops him down face first! Double Underhook Facebuster connects! Now that’s a devastating move! Osamu goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Sapphire Estelle flies through the air and drops with Baseball Slide right into the pinfall to break it up!
Stew-O: Hard slap from Sapphire Estelle in the face of Osamu Arcichida who backhands her hard sending her flying over the top rope to the outside! But wait here comes Scoob Henry off the top rope! Flying Crossbody onto Osamu Arcichida connects! Another cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: No! Osamu reversed the pin into a Crossface! But Mike Gambino stomps hard on the back of his head to break up the submission! Scoob Henry smartly rolls out of the ring holding his arm. But Sapphire Estelle is out there waiting for him! She grabs his arm and slams it over the ring steps. Scoob screams in pain as he falls over the stairs! Sapphire leaps over the stairs with a Flying Senton as she lands onto the abdomen of Scoob bouncing off. As she lands she spins around grabbing his arm and twisting it into a Cross Armbreaker! She can’t get the submission out there but she can do some real damage! And Sapphire leaning back over the stairs yanking on that arm for extra leverage! She’s gonna break his arm off!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile in the ring Mike Gambino and Osamu Arcichida are trading punches! A hard right from Gambino catches Osamu on the jaw staggering him. Gambino grabs Osamu lifting him up high into the air… FALLAWAY SLAM CONNECTS!!! Gambino picks Osamu back up with his head between his legs. He lifts him up! Piledriver incoming! NO! Osamu reversed it! Piledriver from Osamu! Osamu quickly up to the top rope… Flying Splash! OSAMU SOARING THROUGH THE AIR!!! HE CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THR-
Stew-O: Kickout somehow by Mike Gambino! How could this be?!?!?
Jake Mercer: Outside the ring it looks like Sapphire Estelle has released that deadly Armbreaker but at what cost. Scoob Henry is looking in so much pain you might think that he has had his entire arm ripped off. But clearly that is not the case. His arm is still very much attached. Not to mention his other arm. Which he is now using to bash Estelle in the face with.
Flannery McCoy: :damn:
Stew-O: Mike Gambino managed to kick out but he is looking rather dazed in the ring. He should be after that Piledriver. Osamu pulls Gambino back up in a Suplex position… but he doesn’t go backwards with the Suplex… HE GOES FORWARD!
Jake Mercer: What?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: FRONT SUPLEX TOSSES GAMBINO OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE CRASHES AND BURNS RIGHT ON TOP OF SAPPHIRE ESTELLE AND SCOOB HENRY! BUT OSAMU IS NOT DONE!
Stew-O: OSAMU WITH A SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: Don’t you mean Osama with a sui-
Flannery McCoy: *facepalms audibly*
Stew-O: Osamu Arcichida is rolling as he grabs Mike Gambino and tosses him back into the ring. Osamu drags Mike up to his feet… HARD SLAP TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: Osamu with a look of pure frustration and adrenaline on his face as he punches Gambino hard right in the jaw! Gambino falls backwards against the ropes but Osamu grabs him on the rebound and lifts him all the way up over his head!
Flannery McCoy: CLASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!!!!
Stew-O: THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… OSAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARCICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Sensei – Datsik hits as the crowd is upset.)
Jake Mercer: Well the fans may not approve but Osamu Arcichida did it! He proved that he doesn’t belong at the bottom of the card!
Flannery McCoy: An impressive win for sure over three other wrestlers here on Dynasty. We will see just how Osamu Arcichida follows things up going forward.
Stew-O: Osamu Arcichida has nothing to lose and everything to gain! Much respect for the hustle! More Dynasty action coming soon stay tuned!
(A promotional ad for King of Elite airs highlighting the Answers World Championship match between Xander Payne and the reigning and defending champion, Cameron Ella Ava. Will Cameron be able to overcome Xander’s challenge? Find out when King of Elite comes to you from Stadio Olimpico in Rome, Italy on Saturday, February 8th, 2020. Only on Free-Per-View.)
(Dynasty fades back in and cuts to the beautiful Molly Waters. Molly smiles into the camera and starts speaking almost immediately.)
Molly Waters: Last week on Dynasty, the main event featured EAW World Heavyweight Champion, TLA, teaming up with the Specialists Champion, Darcy May Morgan, to take on the team of Drake King and newcomer, Sierra Bradford. TLA and Darcy would emerge victorious when Darcy would roll Sierra up and grab a handful of tights in the process. While Sierra and Darcy face off again later on tonight, the visiting Voltage Elitist has spent the week questioning Darcy’s credibility, much like she did last week in the build up to the main event. Joining me right now is Sierra Bradford.
(The camera shot widens to show Sierra standing next to Molly. Sierra is dressed in her gear with an oversized hoodie pulled over top of it. The hoodie bears the logo of Sierra’s love, Drake King, and she flashes Molly a smile.)
Molly Waters: Thank you for joining me, Sierra.
Sierra Bradford: It’s a pleasure!
Molly Waters: We all saw what happened last week during the main event. Towards the end of the match, Darcy ducked a spinning heel kick and that allowed her to shove you into the ropes and roll you up from behind. Ultimately, that would end up costing Drake and yourself the match.
(Sierra can’t help but roll her eyes.)
Sierra Bradford: Yes, Darcy grabbing my tights is what cost us the match, and there’s no other way to really look at it. A loss is a loss, and I understand that. I just wish I could have kicked out like half a second earlier. Either way, we can’t go back in time. We can only move forward, and tonight I have another chance at Darcy. I’m sure she will pull out every trick in the book in order to beat LC and myself, and I’m sure LC will have some tricks up his own sleeve if he even bothers to come to the ring. But now that I know Darcy’s not above cheating, I’ll keep my eyes open and make sure I am aware of my surroundings. Unless something completely falls apart tonight, she won’t be able to get me twice like that. I’m not going to make that mistake again. This time if Darcy and Kassidy both want to beat me, they’re going to have to earn it.
Molly Waters: You said something similar earlier in the week and then went on to question Darcy’s credibility as the Specialists Champion. Will you elaborate a little bit on that, Sierra?
Sierra Bradford: Drake and I both called Darcy out for how she won the Specialists Championship. She had to fake being unconscious to finally get the better of Andrea Valentine, and that pretty much sums up Darcy’s entire time here. She’s always cut corners and took the easy route, and that’s just not something I really respect. I would love to see how she would fare against me in a fair fight, or better yet, in a one-on-one match. I might be new, but I’m no slouch inside the ring. I’m just as good as Darcy, if not better than her.
(Molly goes to reply and ask Sierra another question, but the sound of laughter can be heard off screen. The Specialists Champion, Darcy May Morgan, walks into the picture. She is also dressed, ready for the match later on, and she has the Specialists Championship on her shoulder.)
Darcy May Morgan: In what world are you better than me, Sierra?
(Sierra goes to reply, but Darcy immediately silences her.)
Darcy May Morgan: Spare me your insolent ramblings because I can answer that question for you. In NO world is Sierra Bradford better than the Leading Lady, and you know something? I’m a little fed up with people like you questioning me and who I am as a competitor and as a champion. This Specialists Championship was earned through hard work and perseverance, because unlike you, I didn’t have to flirt and sleep my way into an EAW contract. There was no Jake Smith or Drake King holding my hand and making sure I got my job here. I earned my contract, all my victories, AND this championship. Who are you to come in here and question me, when you have done absolutely nothing in the few weeks that you’ve been around? Wasn’t it just a month ago when you made your debut in the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal back at Road to Redemption? Why are you really questioning me, Sierra?
Molly Waters (interjecting and obviously looking for a story): That’s actually a fair point. Why does Darcy’s actions bother you?
(Sierra looks directly at Darcy.)
Sierra Bradford: Because a few weeks ago, you walked out the ring and called out everyone who wanted a shot at the Specialists Championship to come meet you in the ring, knowing damn well that everyone was occupied with the Iconic Cup tournament that had just started. When no one came out, you picked a fan out of the crowd, poor Heather Brees, and basically bullied her and turned her into a punching bag.
Darcy May Morgan: I gave that girl an opportunity of a lifetime, thank you! I gave her a chance to skyrocket herself into fame at my own expense because I am a fighting chamber. How dare you think otherwise.
Sierra Bradford: You’re a coward, Darcy.
Darcy May Morgan: And you’re someone who shouldn’t think so highly of herself simply because you don’t use your head inside that ring.
Sierra Bradford: You know what will settle this?
(Darcy can’t help but roll her eyes.)
Darcy May Morgan: What?
Sierra Bradford: Face me in a match with the belt on the line. You issued a challenge and I’m accepting it.
Darcy May Morgan: That challenge was issued weeks ago and unfortunately for you, that ship has sailed. Whatsherface got the chance and couldn’t capitalize. If you want a shot at my Specialists Championship, then you can do what everyone else does and earn it.
(Darcy shoves her hand in Sierra’s face before the Voltage Elitist can reply and saunters off. The camera catches a close up of Sierra’s face, which is flushed with anger at the moment.)
(Dynasty fades down to ringside.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is a Semifinal Match in the Iconic Cup Tournament!
(‘Angel Of Darkness’ by Alex Christensen hits to heavy boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Baltimore, Maryland weighing in at 120 pounds she is “The Absolved” CONSTANCE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVINS!!!!
(Constance Blevins comes out to the ring with flashing lights illuminating her presence. She strides through an slightly lit darkness as she enters the ring looking like some sort of phantasm.)
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins is not fucking around here tonight. This is her at her most deadly and most dangerous. She is going to hurt someone and tonight she intends to take her career to the next level. It has been a long journey and tonight could be the culmination of all of that. Imagine if she makes it to the finals of arguably the biggest tournament of the year!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t let LC here you say that Jake. But I agree. This is going to be a glass breaking moment for either of these two women. Getting this far is already impressive. Taking the next step is what separates the greats from the legends.
Stew-O: Constance says a lot of confusing philosophical stuff that I don’t really understand but it seems to work well when it comes to playing mindgames with her opponents. Joy may spend too much time trying to figure it out and by that point Constance will have her slipping and ready to strike a fatal blow!
(Desire by Meg Myers hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from London, England weighing in at 130 pounds she is “The Reincarnation of Aphrodite” JOOOOOOOOOOOOY CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIDYYYY!!!
(Joy Cassidy comes out to the ring clapping the hands of all the great Russian fans at ringside.)
Jake Mercer: Joy Cassidy may have a bit of a cocky streak and can piss people off at times but you have to respect someone who stays true to themselves. She is still very young in her EAW career but this could be one hell of a success story if she was to qualify for the Iconic Cup finals so soon after joining this promotion.
Flannery McCoy: Anything can happen in this business and I would definitely not count Joy Cassidy out here tonight. While she strives to be the best version of herself don’t think that she isn’t doing what she needs to in order to be successful. Constance may be intimidating to some but Joy has shown no signs of backing down!
Stew-O: At least on the surface. Constance may be getting under her skin and we don’t even know about it. However, I agree she definitely looks ready here tonight and I really am having a hard time calling the winner in this one!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway here in this epic Iconic Cup second round match. This is where the competition starts getting really fierce if it wasn’t already. If you aren’t in this to win this then you ain’t making it past the first round! Both of these fine women have won their first round match and now are thinking that they can go all the way! But only one will advance here tonight! Get hype!
Stew-O: Joy Cassidy runs around behind Constance Blevins grabbing her from behind… but Constance sends Joy back against the ropes. High split legged leapfrog by Constance jumping up and over Joy! Joy back across the ropes again as Constance takes Joy down with a hard Clothesline! Joy flipped inside out as she pulls herself up in the corner looking dazed. Constance charges in with a hard right hand. But Joy blocks it! Joy now firing back with right hands of her own as she sends Constance flying back! Constance looks shocked as Joy is really going in here with a pissed off look on her face! Constance falls back into the opposite corner still taking shots. Joy shoves her in as Constance bounces out… Joy grabs her… Belly to Belly Suplex! Constance pulls herself up on the middle ropes… but a hard Roundhouse Kick right to the neck of Constance driving her deeper into those ropes!
Jake Mercer: Constance falls off the ropes as Joy begins to stomp away at her. Hard stomp as Joy slaps the face of Constance on the ground disrespecting her hard here.
Joy Cassidy: COME ON CONSTANCE! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Flannery McCoy: A bit of taunting here from Joy Cassidy who is enjoying putting the beatdown on the more tenured competitor in Constance. Joy throws Constance into the corner by the air… she charges in… Running Senton into the corner! It connects! Joy flips back over onto her feet as she smirks to the crowd. She steps back up and turns around to drag Constance back up into the action.
Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS TEARING JOY CASSIDY INSIDE OUT! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Joy Cassidy! Constance Blevins may not have won but she hit some real offense right there that could prove crucial. Constance targeting the core of Joy following up from that Spear. Hard stomps and other blows to the midsection. She tosses Joy into the corner and charges in with a running kick to the gut as Joy lets out a scream of pain. Joy pulls herself up but Constance grabs her knee in pain falling back and putting her hands up begging for no more. Joy walks in looking to grab Constance but Constance was faking and pulls Joy down right onto her face! And now digging the fingernails hard into Joy’s face as Constance scrapes, scratches, and slashes! Joy tries to escape into the corner but Constance literally choking her out across the neck with both arms as the referee pulls her off threatening diqualification!
Flannery McCoy: Constance Blevins wild like a feral beast as Joy Cassidy takes advantage of the referee’s intervention to slap Constance hard across the face! And now a Clothesline takes Constance down! Elbow Drop follow up by Joy before she quickly transitions into a headlock. Constance pulling herself back up but Joy punching straight right hands into the skull of the struggling Constance. But Constance is going all in with the struggle! Back up to her feet! But Joy with a Superkick out of nowhere taking Constance’s head off! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout! Joy grabs the arms of Constance from behind yanking her up as she drives her boot into the back of the neck of Constance Blevins. Joy Cassidy stomping hard before letting go of the arms of Constance using the momentum to drive Constance’s face straight into the mat. Joy runs off the ropes… Running Elbow Drop right to the back of Constance’s head! NO! Constance moved! Constance rolls back up… only to be met with a hard Back Chop across the chest from Joy! But Constance fires back! Another hard chop! Joy falls back into the corner! Constance charges in! She leaps up onto the body of Joy… slingshots her back into the ring! But Joy lands on her feet! Joy runs up on Constance from behind and hooks the arms… DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS! AND SHE KEEPS THE ARMS LOCKED! PINFALL HERE IT’S OVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Somehow Constance Blevins kicked out once again! Joy Cassidy is quite confused by this turn of events! Joy angrily grabs the hair of Constance dragging her back up as she hooks the head… but Constance kicks Joy in the gut… SNAP DDT OUTTA NOWHERE! BAH GAWD FLAN! Could you imagine Constance as the Iconic Cup winner? We just may see that real soon! Constance not done with Joy as she drags her back up and throws her into the corner. But Joy leaps up to the top rope and spins around… Springboard Crossbody! But Constance takes her down with a hard Back Chop to the chest in midair! Joy back up but Constance takes her down with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick! No! Joy dodged it! Kick to the gut of Constance from Joy before whipping her across the ring. Constance comes firing back with a Running Forearm shot sending Joy into the opposite side of the ring. Joy fires back across with a hard chop of her own across the chest! Now both these women trading shots in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! JOY! CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE!
Stew-O: Constance has taken control here as she dips under Joy and drops her with an Atomic Drop! Joy falls back into the corner… Running Splash from Constance into Joy as she crushes her in the corner! Joy still on her feet as she fires back but Constance ducks sending Joy over the top rope onto the apron… but Joy grabs Constance and drops pulling her neck down over the top rope! Joy falls to the ground as Constance collapses back… Joy grabs her leg and drags Constance under the bottom rope to the outside and drops her hard on the back of her head colliding with the floor mat. Constance holding the back of her head but Joy will not let her rest… Hard kicks to the back of her neck wasting no time in obliterating the competition here tonight. Joy yanks Constance back up and tosses her towards the steel steps… but Constance leaps up onto the steps and flips backwards…
Jake Mercer: MOONSAULT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS TAKES OUT JOY CASSIDY ON THE OUTSIDE! Constance rolling as she grabs Joy hugging her on the mat and dragging her back up… Belly to Belly Suplex right into the steel steps breaking them apart and sending them scattering around the ringside area! Things are getting destructive out here! Constance grabs Joy and tosses her back into the ring as she slides in to the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Joy Cassidy barely kicks out! Constance Blevins has to be wondering what it will take to put her opponent away here tonight! Joy pulls herself up in the corner and charges forward… but Constance twists around at the last moment and drop her with a Cutter! Constance off the ropes… Running Senton right in the middle of the ring! Constance rolls out of the ring as she climbs up to the top rope… Flying Spear from the top by Constance breaking Joy in half! But Joy falls back taking out the referee! Constance immediately slides out of the ring grabbing a steel chair as she comes back in looking to inflict some serious pain!
Stew-O: NO! THAT’S ILLEGAL! THAT’S WRONG!
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins bashes the chair across the skull of Joy Cassidy and throws it over the top rope! Constance with the cover!
Flannery McCoy: But the referee is still down! Constance now shaking the referee awake as she grabs Joy Cassidy and is looking to end things here tonight! Shaking Joy around by the hair before locking her head safely in her arms. I think we know what is coming next!
Stew-O: LIONESSTOUCH CONNECTS! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… CONSTANCE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVINSSSS!!!
(‘Angel Of Darkness’ by Alex Christensen hits as the crowd is outraged and the groggy referee raises Constance Blevins’ arm in victory.)
Jake Mercer: Yes! Constance did it!
Flannery McCoy: But big props to Joy Cassidy as well. This was not at all an easy victory and I think even Constance realizes that. This could have definitely gone another way and I am sure that Joy is going to be gunning for Constance and the rest of the competitors involved in this Iconic Cup for the rest of 2020.
Stew-O: Agreed. This is only a temporary setback for Joy and if anything it may motivate her to future dominance going forward in EAW.
Jake Mercer: But tonight Constance Blevins will be moving up yet again in the Iconic Cup Tournament! Already the competition has been so fierce I can’t even imagine how heated things are going to get in the finals!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t wait! These women are all so strong, bold, and beautiful!
Stew-O: They sure are Flannery. The Iconic Cup Tournament rolls on bringing you the best wrestling on the planet right here in EAW!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new EAW VR video game. Step into the ring against your favorite EAW Elitists today! EAW is not responsible for any injuries you may undergo while playing this game.)
Stephie Love – The following contest is scheduled for…
Fans – ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love – And it is for Round Two of the King Of ELIIIIIIIIIITE TOURNAMEEEENT!!!
( ‘Redshift’ by Audiomachine hits as NvL makes his way out looking focused )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Richmond Virginia, weighing in at 215 pounds; NATHAN VOOOON LIEBEEEERT!!
Jake Mercer: NvL has been a great pickup for the Dynasty brand ever since his arrival showing a lot of promise and him making it this far into the tournament shows that. However, if there was ever anybody with just as much promise and potential since their arrival around the same time his opponent SKA would be that guy! This will be a great matchup of two of EAW’s brightest rising stars.
Flannery McCoy: I’m with you on that one, NvL isn’t as brash and “out there” as SKA but he is just as impressive and this is his shot to show just who the top newcomer is.
( ‘Baden Baden’ ft Maitre Gims by SCH hits as a confident SKA struts down the ramp looking ready )
Stephie Love: Annnnd his opponent, from Paris France, weighing in at 256 pounds: S…K…AAAAA!!!!
Jake Mercer: SKA may be a newcomer but he has the confidence of a 10 year vet and the mouth to back it up, and he’s shown he also has the fists. Going against NvL won’t be an easy task however.
Flannery McCoy: That’s for sure, he outlasted him in the Road to Redemption battle royal that he came THIS close to winning, but this is a different circumstance so it should be interesting.
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stew-O: And here we GO!
Both men are moving to meet each other at the center of the ring, they circle one another before locking up into a tight clinch and power struggle. Neither man wants to budge, neither one wants to give in to the other guy! Ska gets the ascendency with a well measured headbutt! Ska breaks the clinch with a quick headbutt then a tightly held headlock followed with an eye rake and a few closed fist punches. The official warns Ska of this manoeuver not pleased with it but that doesn’t stop the French businessman from slamming a few of his lunch boxes against NvL’s face before letting him go. NvL holds his face leant forward with his opponent standing behind his back, he raises his arms balding his hands together and drops them into the back of NvL’s neck! Double Axe Handle brings the man to his knees!! Ska takes a pose and goes on the offensive with a powerful looking Roundhouse Kick to the back of NvL’s head!! The man drops to the floor face first what impact on that kick! Ska maintains the assault and bounces off the top ropes and drops his weight on his opponent with a leg drop near the neck of his opponent! He gets up rapidly, repeating the manoeuver with surgical precision! He turns NvL on his back and hooks the leg!
Jake Mercer: Lieber kicks out!!
Flannery McCoy: Strong start for SKA but there is plenty of fight left in NvL! Plenty of fight in the man but he will have to put a stop to SKA’s attack sequence which continues with a series of foot stomps to the chest of NvL! He seems to wince in pain with every connection of the foot on his chest before getting dragged by SKA and shoved into a corner and proceeds to go through a surgical round of mudhole stomping to which NvL has no answer for at the moment! SKA doesn’t stop there he wants to inflict pain rapidly as he presses a foot against the throat of NvL while holding onto the ropes for extra pressure! The referee asks him to stop and has to begin to count him but he lets go at four as he doesn’t want to get disqualified! SKA rises NvL making him stand in the corner and then climbs on the second rope before getting a hold of Nvl’s hair and raise his fist in the air before going for a slew of punches! The fans counts every hits!
Crowd – ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Stew-O: SKA looks up to the crowd having heard them with his fist raised over his head and yells. PISS OFF!! Before driving his fist into NvL’s face again!
Crowd – TEN!!!! *BOOOOOOOOO*
Stew-O: SKA backs off the corner which allows NvL to walk, I should say stumble forward looking dazed he looks like he is about to faceplant on the mat but just before he takes the plunge he gets a kick to the gut followed by a DDT!!! Dichloro-Diphenyl-Trichloroethane NvL’s head is driven into the mat! That will leave a mark!
Jake Mercer: COVER!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY NVL!! What offensive by the Paris born man! Will NvL have anything to counter? This can’t end this soon!
Jake Mercer: NvL is not the type to give in easy! But he has to find a way to get into this fight. This is all SKA at the moment!
Stew-O: SKA doesn’t seem to want to give NvL any shred of a chance to come back into this match as he gets on top of him and delivers a series of solid mma-style forearm smash hits to the forehead he is doing so aggressively his intentions are clear he is looking to hurt his opponent! Those hits are unforgiving if he keeps them up NvL will bleed!
Jake Mercer: Too late!
Flannery McCoy: What’s wrong with Ska… He looks like a calm demon possessed.
Stew-O: He is obviously willing to do anything in order to make it to the next round of this tournament! The French gets up, forcing NvL to follow with a handful of hair getting him to his feet. Quickly moving behind him he puts a heck of a lot of power into his overhead german suplex but wait a minute! NvL Lands On His Feet! SKA OverShot His German!! A bloody NvL is on his feet and as the French gets up to face his opponent he gets the swingblade from NvL!! SKA GOES DOWN! Will this be the opening NvL needs?
Jake Mercer: Will he capitalize??
Stew-O: Let’s find out!! Going to a knee behind SKA he wraps an arm around his neck for a sleeper hold but SKA reacts quickly backing off of the hold and getting up he tries to kick NvL but the man grabs his boot and forces his opponent to fight for balance before he connects with his chin with an uppercut which sends SKA backwards and against the ropes! SKA on the rebound is collected by a SHINING WIZARD!!!! The kick brings SKA down but he tries to get up and in comes THE SUPERKICK FROM NVL!!!! SKA drops like a ragdoll on the mat! There goes the cover!!
Flannery McCoy: SKA KICKS OUT!!!
NvL goes on some payback against SKA by climbing on him and throw in some of the same forearm shots that got him to be opened up before! SKA has his forehead split open now! Both men are bloodied!
Jake Mercer: What has this match turned into right now is this early days Ultimate Fighting? C’mon guys!
Stew-O: The official manages to get NvL off of SKA but he gets picked up quickly by his opponent who Irish whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline! SKA despite the blood gets up and gets nailed back down! And then a third time! On the third knock down SKA is slower to get up gives enough time for NvL to jump on the middle ropes and slam down on SKA with a beautiful springboard moonsault!!
Stew-O: SKA is in trouble and NvL plans to make the most of it! He drags his opponent to a corner and rushes to the opposing turnbuckle. RUNNING CORNER STOPKICK FROM NvL’s boots connects to the face of SKA who is reeling now as he walks to the center o!!! NvL has a shot at winning this but he has to act now!! Kick to the midsection on SKA who is leaning foward, NvL goes against the ropes and jump FOR A RUNNING HIGH KNEE!!!! THE HEMORRHAGE KNEE CONNECTS!!! SKA GOES DOWN HARD! NVL WITH THE COVER!!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stephie Love: The Winner Of This Bout AND Moving On In The King of Elite Tournament: NATHAN VON LIIIIEBERTTT!!!
(‘Redshift’ picks back up as NvL’s hand is raised in victory)
Stew-O: NvL advances to the semi-finals! He impresses me more week after week!
Flannery McCoy: Congrats to NvL as he will be facing the winner of Viz vs Angel, what a matchup either of those will be and I certainly can’t wait to see the outcome!
Jake Mercer: These two men signed their names on the dotted line of an EAW contract just days apart, and regardless of tonights outcome something tells me that these will be two men will both be neck and neck as stars in this company one day.
(Dynasty cuts backstage where EAW National Elite Champion, Lethal Consequences, is seen sitting in his lockerroom. He’s wrapping up his fists, getting ready for his match later on, when he is interrupted by a knock on the door. An annoyed look crosses his face and he ignores the knocking at first, however it’s persistent, and finally the champ gets up. He opens the door and looks down, seeing an annoyed Molly Waters standing on the other side of the door. She’s been sent to interview LC because clearly Michael Belfort doesn’t want the job after what went down last week with the mob.)
Lethal Consequences: What do you want?
Molly Waters: I came to ask you a few questions.
Lethal Consequences: Are you a fan?
Molly Waters: :skip: A fan?! I’m Molly Waters. I’m a host on the EAW Network.
Lethal Consequences: A host? We got females hosting EAW television programming now?!
(Molly does her best to remain professional and somehow manages not to roll her eyes. Lethal Consequences steps back and allows Molly inside. After a moment, he finally sighs.)
Lethal Consequences: What little questions could you possibly want to ask me? I’m the National Extreme Champion and I have plenty of other things I could be doing besides talking to a woman.
Molly Waters: Don’t worry. We will make this real quick. Last week you orchestrated a demonstration of men’s rights in protest to women holding the majority of the championships here in EAW. As we all know, that protest broke down and got out of hand when it spilled into the arena. You violated Stephie Love, who should actually file charges against you, and were just a general nuisance last week.
(LC looks offended and blinks a few times, unsure if he even heard Molly correctly.)
Lethal Consequences: I was a nuisance? I WAS A NUISANCE?!
(Molly remains completely unfazed despite the fact LC’s raised his voice at her.)
Molly Waters: You heard me, and you have a lot of explaining to do.
Lethal Consequences: I have explaining to do?! No. You know who has explaining to do?! That asshole Kassidy Heart is the one who needs to explain. She needs to explain her heinous actions from last week. She needs to explain why she felt the need to show up and make an absolute mockery of a peaceful protest. If the roles had been reversed and it had been me interrupting some estrogen charged bitchfest, I would have immediately been cast as the bad guy and dragged across all platforms for my right to speak up on behalf of my gender. But because I’m a man, and she is a woman, she is hailed as a fucking hero for HURTING INNOCENT PEOPLE with a weapon! Kassidy Heart should be tarred and feathered, or better yet. She should be strapped in a straight jacket and thrown in a padded cell until she can learn to control her raging hormones. Her actions last week were completely uncalled for and a slap in the face to men everywhere who just want to be treated like equals here in EAW! I know I keep going back and forth on this, but what Kassidy did by throwing my protest into chaos, and the way she was rewarded for it just doesn’t settle well with me.
Molly Waters: I assume you are referring to the fact StarrStan is giving Kassidy a shot at the National Elite Championship at King of Elite.
Lethal Consequences: EXTREME. I am the National EXTREME Champion. Let’s not cheapen the belt by using the word ‘elite.’ Intergender wrestling is a joke. What the fuck kind of match am I supposed to have with Kassidy Heart? A mud wrestling match? A match in Jell-O? An evening gown match?
Molly Waters: :skip: You realize she’s already defeated you twice in pure wrestling matches, right?
Lethal Consequences: Did she? You see how little women wrestlers mean if I can’t even remember the previous matches between the two of us?
(Molly’s professional exterior finally cracks and she rolls her eyes.)
Molly Waters: If women wrestlers mean so little, then why did you run from Kassidy last week?
(Lethal Consequences chuckles.)
Lethal Consequences: Run? Hold up. You think I ran from Kassidy Heart because I’m scared of her, don’t you? Oh man. I bet that dumbass thinks I ran from her because I’m scared. Oh wow. This is legitimately hilarious. Lethal Consequences, a Hall of Famer, running from a tiny, weak woman.
(LC starts to laugh over that.)
Lethal Consequences: I didn’t run from Kassidy Heart because I’m scared of her! Why the fuck would I be scared?! I ran from her because if I had gotten ahold of her, I would have killed her! Seriously. I would have beat the fuck out of that bitch and spit on her, and that would have opened a Pandora’s box that I didn’t want to deal with last week because she ruined my peaceful demonstration of a cause that is very near and dear to my heart! I was angry and one should never react to the fairer sex when he’s angry. As disgraceful as the match I’m being forced into later on, I get my chance to murder Kassidy legally. There is a silver lining to this bullshit situation.
Molly Waters: So you’re really trying to tell me that you ran away from the scene last week because you were trying to protect Kassidy?
Lethal Consequences: All women must be thick, including women television hosts, but yes. I ran for Kassidy’s own protection.
(Lethal Consequences looks into the camera, and his face is serious.)
Lethal Consequences: Hey Kassidy. I ran for your own protection, cunt.
(The Hall of Famer then directs his attention back to Molly.)
Lethal Consequences: Anymore questions?
(Molly gives him a disgusted look and shakes her head. LC shoos her out of his personal space, and Molly storms off, not even bothering to thank him for his time. Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(All of the lights in the arena shut off before Children of the Sun by Pipe Choir hits. A spotlight shines down at the start of the stage where we see Minerva kneeling down. We get a close shot of Minerva, as we see her licking her lips in a sadistic way. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction but mostly boos, as Minerva makes her way down to the ring with the spotlight following her.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Stephie Love: And it is an Iconic Cup Semi Finals Match!!! Making her way to the ring, from Coyote Flats, Texas!!! Weighing in at 125lbs!!! She is one half of the EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! MINERRRRRRRRRVAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here we go! One half of the tag team champions, Minerva is only one win away from advancing to the Iconic Cup Finals! We all know that Heavenly Hell has been on a roll for months taking down every team that has challenged them, but Minerva is showing that she is an incredible singles competitor on top of that!
Jake Mercer: That’s for sure! But tonight, the level of competition only gets stronger, as we get deeper into this Iconic Cup! Kensingten is no push over, so Minerva needs to be at the top of her game if she plans on advancing to the finals.
(Hell on Heels by Pistol Annies hits, as the crowd continues to boo. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor steps out onto the stage, before making her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Savannah, Georgia.. Weighing in at 143lbs… KENSINGTENNNNNN CALHOUN-ASTORRRRRRRRRRR
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten picked up the huge victory in the quarter finals against Sarah Price last week. Minerva happened to be sitting with us at ringside and got a good look at Kensingten, so that may have put Kensingten at the disadvantage.
Stew-O: I don’t know if Minerva was really even scouting Kensingten last week. She just downplayed everything that both her and Sarah Price did the entire match.
Jake Mercer: Maybe that’s because Minerva is that confident in winning this match right here.
Flannery McCoy: You can’t be that confident though, Jake. We’re in the semi finals. Everyone is a tough competitor at this point.
Stew-O: That’s true. Well let’s which one of these competitors can pull out the victory and advance to the final round!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this second round match up is underway, as both Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Minerva lock up in the middle of the ring! Kensingten makes the first move as she connects a strong knee shot to the abdomen of Minerva that forces Minerva to loosen her grip on Kensingten! Kensingten now throws in a tight standing side headlock as she wrenches down on the head and neck of Minerva!!
Jake Mercer: It looks like Kensingten is trying to apply even more pressure to that headlock, as she drops down to her knee with Minerva’s head still locked in! This forces more strain on the neck, and Minerva is feeling all of it!!
Flannery McCoy: But now, Minerva lowers her body by bending at the knees! Minerva wraps her arms around the waist of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, and lifts her up from the kneeling position, as both competitors are back up to their feet. Minerva is still trapped in that headlock, but manages to loosen up the grip with quick elbow shots to the abdomen of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor! Minerva with another elbow shot! And another! Kensingten is barely hanging onto the head now, as Minerva wraps her arms around Kensingten’s body once more, and pulls both of them back against the ring ropes!
Stew-O: And Minerva, still in the headlock, backs against the ropes, and pushes Kensingten off the rebound! Kensingten lets go of the headlock and runs to the far ropes! Kensingten bounces back! Running clothesline by Minerva!! No! Kensingten ducks underneath it, and continues over to the ring ropes on the other end! Kensingten rebounds off the ropes once more, as she goes for a running forearm to the face of Minerva! No! Minerva drops down to the mat, as Kensingten charged at her with the forearm, causing Kensingten to run right past her! Minerva quickly gets back up to her feet, as Kensingten turns around and charges at Minerva!! SCOOP POWERSLAM! MINERVA JUST CAUGHT KENSINGTEN WITH THE QUICK SLAM, AS KENSINGTEN CRASHES HARD ONTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is quick to get up, as Kensingten follows and gets up to her feet shortly after! Minerva quickly connects with a closed fist punch directly at the top of Kensingten’s skull, as Kensingten staggers back! Minerva again with another punch! And another! And another! Right! Left! Right! Left! Minerva isn’t holding back as she is taking it to Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten is forced back up against the ring ropes, as Minerva stays on the attack with those quick right and left handed punches! And Minerva kicks Kensingten Calhoun-Astor in the stomach, as Kensingten bends forward! KNEE SHOT TO THE FACE BY MINERVA!!! Kensingten instantly pops right back up against the ring ropes! AND MINERVA SLAPS KENSINGTEN RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!! Minerva isn’t holding back for a second as she knows how big this match is here tonight!
Stew-O: And now Minerva grabs Kensingten by the arm, and whips her over to the far corner, as Kensingten crashes back first against the turnbuckle!! And Minerva looks directly at her opponent in the corner, and charges at her! Minerva with the speed of a bullet goes for a running clothesline onto Kensingten in the corner!!
Jake Mercer: Nobody home!! Kensingten moves out of the way, as Minerva runs full speed into the turnbuckle!! I have no idea how Kensingten was able to move out in time! The speed of Minerva there was faster than a virgin’s first time with the couchie!!
Flannery McCoy: Well, I guess we all know how your first time went..
Jake Mercer: Best 10 seconds of my life thank you very much..
Stew-O: Minerva slowly gets out of the corner holding her shoulder, as it looks like the impact from that missed clothesline put a lot of damage on her body! Kensingten Calhoun-Astor quickly goes over to Minerva, grabs her, AND CONNECTS WITH A THREE QUARTER FACE LOCK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! Minerva plants hard against the mat!!
Flannery McCoy: And now, Kensingten is saying some mean words to the downed Minerva. I can’t depict what she’s saying, but it doesn’t look friendly that’s for sure! Kensingten steps over the body of Minerva, AND SLAPS THE DOWNED MINERVA IN THE FACE!! Getting her back from earlier!!! Kensingten now steps off to the side. Kensingten leaps into the air, flips, AND KENSINGTEN CONNECTS WITH THE STANDING SOMERSAULT LEG DROP ONTO THE HEAD AND NECK OF MINERVA!! WHAT ATHLETICISM BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! Kensingten now drops down for the pin!
Jake Mercer: But Minerva kicks out before the two count! Kensingten quickly gets up, and grabs Minerva by the head! Kensingten now slams Minerva’s head back up against the mat hard! Kensingten steps over Minerva, and slaps Minerva right across the face with her right hand! And Kensingten slaps her again with her left, and Minerva’s head turns the other way!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor(Off-Mic): You want to slap me bitch!?!? You want to disrespect me, THE FIRST LADY!?!?!
Flannery McCoy: AND KENSINGTEN AGAIN SLAPS MINERVA ACROSS THE FACE!!! She is showing absolutely no respect for her opponent right here!!! Kensingten is standing bent over above Minerva, speaking her mind!
Stew-O: EYE POKE BY MINERVA!!! MINERVA JUST POKED KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR IN THE EYES WITH HER TWO FINGERS!!! Kensingten instantly pops right up, as she covers her eyes in pain!! Kensingten steps away from Minerva, as she attends to her eyes, rubbing them, trying to ease the pain from that eye poke!!! BUT LOOK!!! Minerva gets from behind Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and rolls her up!! Minerva is pulling on Kensingten’s tights!! She could steal this one here!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Kensingten Calhoun-Astor kicks out!! Minerva quickly begins banging her fist onto the mat out of frustration before getting up to her feet. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor rolls over and gets up onto her hands and knees. Minerva turns around and runs to the far ropes! Minerva rebounds, as Kensingten has gotten herself up onto one knee!! Minerva leaps into the air!! SCISSOR KICK ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!! NO!!! Kensingten backs out of the way at the last second as Minerva lands right onto her tailbone!
Stew-O: Kensingten nearly had her head decapitated by that scissor kick, but luckily for her, she was able to get out of the way! Minerva is now in a seated position on the ground, clutching her glutes after that landing, BUT KENSINGTEN QUICKLY PUNT KICKS MINERVA RIGHT IN THE CHEST, AS MINERVA INSTANTLY FALLS BACK TO THE MAT!!! Kensingten now stomps down onto the abdomen of Minerva, as she clutches her stomach in pain! Minerva slowly tries to work herself up to her feet, but Kensingten is waiting for her! Minerva is now up to her feet, but is met by a hard kick to the gut by Kensingten! Kensingten Calhoun-Astor pulls Minerva in! SNAP SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: Minerva’s back smacks the mat hard, as she clutches at her lower back in pain. She’s slow to get up, but manages to make it back up to her feet. Kensingten is already up stalking her opponent once more, as she kicks Minerva in the gut again!! No!! Minerva catches Kensingten’s leg! Minerva keeps hold of Kensingten’s leg, as she jams her elbow right into Kensingten’s right upper quad! Minerva tosses Kensingten’s leg back down to the mat, as Kensingten limps on that tender right leg!! AND MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!
Stew-O: Kensingten hits the mat hard, but slowly gets herself back up to her feet. Kensingten still stumbling due to the elbow shot to her leg earlier! Minerva takes advantage of this, as she turns around and runs to the ropes, she rebounds, and connects with a firm back elbow to the face of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!! Kensingten couldn’t get out of the way this time because of her leg, and that back elbow hit her with so much force, that it turns her body all the way around! Minerva gets behind Kensingten, and MINERVA BACK RAKES KENSINGTEN!!! KENSINGTEN SCREAMS IN PAIN FROM THAT MOVE, AS MINERVA GETS BEHIND HER!!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY MINERVA ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!
Jake Mercer: Minerva gets back up to her feet, as she stomps down onto the chest and stomach of Kensingten!! Kensingten rolls over onto her hands and knees, but Minerva quickly punt kicks Kensingten in the stomach, causing Kensingten to roll back over to her back! Minerva walks over to the near corner, and climbs up the turnbuckle. She’s facing the crowd, but looks back down at the downed Kensingten Calhoun-Astor! She’s setting herself up for the- HELL’S BELLS!!!! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! KENSINGTEN GETS HER KNEES UP, AS MINERVA CRASHES CHEST FIRST ONTO KENSINGTEN’S KNEES!!! MINERVA JUST HAD THE WIND TAKEN OUT OF HER THERE!!! Kensingten slowly crawls her way over to the side ropes, as Minerva clutches at her chest and upper abdomen while kicking her legs up and down due to the pain caused by her missed moonsault! Kensingten makes it over to the side ropes, and begins to use them to help herself get up to her feet. Kensingten is now up to her feet, as she leans up against the ring ropes! Minerva, still clutching onto her chest and upper abdomen, manages to get herself up onto one knee. Kensingten tries to charge at Minerva, but after the first step, she drops down onto knee!! Kensingten is still feeling it in her upper right quad!! Kensingten slowly gets back up to her feet, as Minerva is right there with her!!
Stew-O: And Minerva charges at the limping Kensingten with a running clothesline!!! No!! Kensingten ducks under it, as Minerva runs right past her! Minerva quickly turns around, but is met by strong forearm smash by Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!! And Kensingten grabs Minerva by the head and connects with a quick snapmare that sends Minerva back to the ground in a seated position in the center of the ring!!! AND KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR LOCKS IN THE COBRA CLUTCH!!! KENSINGTEN IS SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF MINERVA WITH THAT SUBMISSION HOLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is screaming in pain! She has her arm being used against her, as it is being used to choke herself by Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!! Kensingten is in full control right here, as Minerva is trying to break the grip on her head and arm!! Minerva is trying to peel Kensingten’s grip off, but Kensingten isn’t letting her get out!!
Jake Mercer: Minerva is in a bad position here! She’s fighting the pain with all she has! There is so much at stake here in this second round matchup, and she doesn’t want to be eliminated here!! Kensingten still has the hold tight, as she now begins wrenching Minerva left and right! She’s torturing Minerva in this position, as she has full control of her opponent in the middle of the ring!!
Stew-O: Wait a second Jake!! Look at this! Minerva plants her heels into the mat, as she drives herself back against Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!! Kensingten still has the hold locked in tight, but Minerva is able to force herself up onto her feet by driving back into her opponent! Kensingten now has the cobra clutch locked in a standing position, but Minerva uses her free elbow and connects with a hard elbow shot to the abdomen of Kensingten! The grip is being loosened right here!! Minerva with another elbow shot! Another!! She’s almost free!! Minerva goes for another elbow shot!!
Jake Mercer: But Kensingten Calhoun-Astor quickly uses that Cobra Clutch submission hold, and plants Minerva’s face into the mat with a Cobra Clutch Bulldog before Minerva could break out of the submission!! What an adjustment by Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!! The damage may have been done, as Kensingten rolls Minerva over for the pin!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MINERVA KICKS OUT!!! MINERVA KICKS OUT!!! You can see the frustration in Kensingten’s eyes, as she believes that she could have won the match right then and there! Kensingten slowly gets up to her feet, as she shakes out her upper right leg. It looks like she’s starting to get more control of that leg, as she isn’t limping nearly as much as she was earlier. This is not looking good for Minerva at all.
Stew-O: Kensingten grabs Minerva by the hair, as she brings her up to her feet. Minerva is still groggy from the bulldog from earlier, as she isn’t fighting back at all against Kensingten! Kensingten grabs Minerva, and walks her over to the corner, before lifting her up and placing Minerva on the top rope in a seated position. Kensingten wraps Minerva’s legs around the top turnbuckle, as she locks her in place! Minerva is still seated on the turnbuckle, BUT KENSINGTEN GRABS AT MINERVA’S HEAD AND HAIR, AS SHE PULLS BACK AND SLAMS THE BACK OF MINERVA’S HEAD AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!! MINERVA IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE CORNER!! I DON’T THINK SHE EVEN KNOWS WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Jake Mercer: Minerva is hanging upside down, as Kensingten walks closer to her, and does a hard stomp into the abdomen of Minerva!! Minerva quickly clutches at her stomach, as her upperbody comes up about halfway before falling back down into that hanging position in the corner!! Kensingten walks over to the ring ropes, and steps out of the ring and onto the ring apron! Kensingten walks over to the corner turnbuckle that Minerva is hanging from, as she climbs up to the top of that turnbuckle!! Kensingten is looking down at Minerva from the top rope! Minerva is screaming! She’s freaking out, as she knows she is in a horrible position right now!!! BARKING UP THE WRONG TREEE!!!!! TREE OF WOE BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR ONTO MINERVA!!! KENSINGTEN JUST LEAPED OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DROVE HER BOOTS INTO THE CHEST AND ABDOMEN OF THE HANGING MINERVA IN THE CORNER!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is still hanging from the corner, as her legs did not get unhooked from that devastating move by Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!! Minerva looks lifeless and out of it, as she remains hanging from the top turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Kensingten has an evil look on her face, as she looks back at the broken Minerva!! Kensingten walks over to the hanging Minerva, gets down on one knee, and clutches at her head!!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor(Off Mic): I’m winning this Iconic Cup! A freak like you stands no chance against a Leading Lady like myself!! I was born for this! Made for this!!
Stew-O: AND KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR SLAPS MINERVA RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AGAIN!!! THESE WOMEN HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER WHATSOEVER!!!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten quickly gets up to here feet, as she walks over to the opposing corner. She’s setting herself up, as she charges at the hanging Minerva with a running knee strike!!!! NOI!!!! THE DARK!!!!! MINERVA JUST SPIT OUT A BLACK MIST RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! KENSINGTEN IS BLINDED!!! SHE HAS NO IDEA WHERE SHE’S AT, AS THE BLACK MIST BRINGS A STINGING SENSATION INTO KENSINGTEN’S EYS!!! Meanwhile in the corner, Minerva uses her tremendous core strength to sit up, as she now sits up onto the top turnbuckle! Minerva unhooks her legs and frees herself! Kensingten slowly makes her way over to Minerva in the corner, and tries to grab her, but Minerva fights her off, and connects with a powerful kick that sends Kensingten straight to the mat!! Minerva now stands up in the corner! She’s facing the crowd, as she drops down! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT!!!! THE HELL’S BELLS CONNECTS THIS TIME ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!! MINERVA HOOKS THE LEG!!! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!! SHE BREAKS THE COUNT AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match by these two women right here! Neither one giving up. They are both doing whatever it takes to win, but can’t seem to finish off the other! What do they have to do!?!?!
Stew-O: That’s probably the exact question that is going through Minerva’s head right now. Against anyone else, she probably would have won the match right there, but Kensingten won’t quit! Neither of them will! Minerva looks down at the broken and battered Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, as she gets up to her feet. Minerva then points down at Kensingten, then performs a cutthroat taunt signaling that she’s going for the kill and finishing this match!!! Minerva grabs Kensingten, and lifts her up to her feet. Minerva then grabs Kensingten and lifts her up into a piledriver position!! This could be it right here!! She leaps in the air while holding Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!!! TKO!!!!!!!! THE SPINNING TWIST TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR REVERSES IT WITH THE HANDSTAND HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN, AS MINERVA CRASHES HARD ONTO THE MAT!!!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!! Kensingten slowly makes it back up to her feet, as Minerva clutches at her back and slowly makes it up to her feet as well!! Minerva charges at Kensingten Calhoun-Astor with a running clothesline!!! But Kensingten ducks it!! Minerva runs right past her, but quickly turns around! SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT!!!! KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR JUST LANDED THE LEFT HOOK TKO PUNCH ONTO MINERVA!!! MINERVA IS STUNNED AS SHE STAGGERS BACK!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten Calhoun-Astor now grabs at Minerva and locks in A LITTLE TOUCH OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!! THE STANDING TAZZMISSION IS LOCKED IN!!!! MINERVA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! KENSINGTEN IS WRENCHING BACK, TOSSING MINERVA LEFT AND RIGHT WITH THAT SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN AS TIGHT AS CAN BE!!!!! MINERVA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, TRYING TO BREAK FREE, BUT KENSINGTEN IS SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF MINERVA!!!! KENSINGTEN IS USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO FINISH THIS RIGH HERE!!! THE REFEREE IS UP CLOSE, READY TO CALL THIS MATCH!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!!! MINERVA HAS GONE MAD!! I THINK SHE JUST BIT THE ARM OF KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! KENSINGTEN LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD, AND STEPS BACK CLUTCHING AT THE HER ARM THAT HAD JUST GOTTEN BIT BY MINERVA!!!! Minerva is groggy, as she turns around to face Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!! Kensingten looks pissed! Kensingten charges at Minerva with a running clothesline!!!! NO!!!!!! MINERVA CATCHES KENSINTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!! THE BLACK WEDDING!!!!! THE REVERSE STO VARIATION CONNECTS ONTO KENSINGTEN!!!!! MINERVA GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Children of the Son by Pipe Choir hits, as the crowd gives Minerva a mixed reaction. Minerva gets up to her feet, as the referee raises her hand in the air)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, and Iconic Cup Finalist!!!!!! MINERVAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: She did it! She actually did it! Minerva has advanced to the finals!
Flannery McCoy: This was a tough fought match, and it coud have gone either way, but in the end it was Minerva that edged out the victory.
Stew-O: It was definitely an incredible back and forth match up, and I can’t wait to see how Minerva does in the Iconic Cup final. She fought tooth and nail to pick up this victory here tonight over the very talented Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!! Incredible showing by Minerva! Incredible!!!
Flanner McCoy: You know what this means right? Minerva will officially be facing her own tag team partner, Constance Blevins in the finals. I hope this doesn’t spell trouble in paradise for the reigning tag team champions, but nonetheless congrats to both members of Heavenly Hell!
(Minerva is seen basking in her victory as the camera fades to black)
(Preview for tomorrow night’s Showdown, don’t miss as the Answers World Champion Cameron Ella Ava takes on Lance Blackfyre in the second round of the King of Elite tournament!)
(Go Off by Lil Uzi Vert featuring Travis Scott and Quavo hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. Justin Windgate steps out onto the stage wearing a pair of Ray Bands and a leather jacket. He has some ripped jeans on as well, with his New Breed Championship resting on his right shoulder to complete the drip. In his left hand is a burning blunt that he brings up to his mouth every few seconds to take a hit. Windgate walks down the ramp continuing to smoke his blunt, as he sees a young fan in the audience, approximately 12 years old, wearing a “420 Blaze it” t-shirt. Windgate walks up to the young fan and hands him the blunt. The kid takes two hits of the marijuana before handing the blunt back over to Windgate. Windgate continues to walk down the ramp, but the camera shows that the child’s mother looks at Windgate with disgust. Windgate notices this, as he takes a few steps back and lowers his shades to acknowledge the pissed off parent. Windgate extends his arm out as he offers the mother to take a hit. The mother’s frown instantly turns into a smile, as she accepts the blunt offering and takes two hits from the blunt, high fives Windgate, then hands him back his marijuana stick. Windgate smiles at the mother, then continues to make his way to the ring)
Jake Mercer: What the hell was that!?! You can’t be serious right now. Someone like that should NOT be representing EAW as a champion. It’s absolutely wrong and disgusting if you ask me.
Flannery McCoy: Chill Jake. Maybe you need to take a hit or two to calm down and relax. It’s 2020 after all. A little weed won’t hurt you..
Jake Mercer: You’ll never see me smoking anything other than some turkey for dinner. Windgate is an absolute disgrace if he thinks he can just blatantly smoke that marijuana in this arena.
Stew-O: Like Flannery McCoy said, it’s 2020 Jake. These fans seem to love it.
Jake Mercer: Their brains are probably fried from inhaling the second hand smoke from that degenerate of a champion..
(Windgate makes his way up onto the ring apron, then enters the ring through the middle rope. He takes one big hit from his blunt before placing it behind his ear like a pencil. Windgate walks over to the far ropes by the announce tables as he extends his arm for a microphone. Windgate is handed a mic, as the music cuts)
Justin Windgate: WHAT’S POPPING MOSCOW!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd erupts into cheers, as they mark out for the stoner champion)
Justin Windgate: I’m pretty damn lit right now, but you are all in for an even more lit show of Friday Night Dynasty!!!!
(The crowd continues to cheer loudly, as they are feeding off of the energy shown by Justin Windgate)
Justin Windgate: Now before this show continues, I’d like to take this moment to say a few things to the new Voltage bromance of Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis.
(Windgate takes his Ray Band shades off, and attaches them to the collar of his leather jacket. He looks up to the crowd and feels the energy that they are giving out, and begins to speak)
Justin Windgate: You see last week, Simmons and Sturgis had the nerve to interrupt my interview with the one and only OG, Stew-O. Last week was supposed to be my moment to speak out and say what was on my mind after capturing my first title in nearly a decade. But apparently to them, my moment didn’t mean jack shit.. I get it though.. You see, as the New Breed Champion, I should have expected this. Because I carry this championship around, I have a target on my back at all times. People want to get a shot at me and take this title that I’ve busted my ass week in and week out, month after month for away from me. Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis did what every challenger should do, and stepped up. They made it known that this title is what they want.. But unfortunately for them, they don’t realize that I’ll give up smoking marijuana before I ever drop this belt to either of them. And for those of you that don’t know, I’m smoking til the day I die! It’s 420 every damn second of every single day for me damnit!
(Windgate switches the mic over from his left hand to his right, as he takes the blunt out from behind his ear and takes and enormous hit from it. The camera zooms in on Windgate’s face, as he blows smoke directly into the camera. The crowd cheers even louder. Windgate places the blunt back behind his ear, as he grabs the microphone with his left hand)
Justin Windgate: Last week I was being professional for my mans, Stew-O.. But if Zak and Shawn want the smoke, I’ll give them the smoke. If you want a shot at me and my title, you can have it. I’m not scared of either of you Voltage cats. I heard what you both had to say last Sunday. I heard what your intentions are. You can continue hyping each other up with your whole “I’ll be okay if you win the title because you deserve it” nonsense.. Because that’s exactly what it is.. Nonsense.. So If I were either of you, I would get your dicks out of each other’s asses and stop cock sucking each other because no matter who steps up to me between the both of you, the end result will be the same. It’ll finish just like this…
(Windgate raises his New Breed Championship in the air, as the crowd cheers the loudest that it has since Windgate first stepped out)
Justin Windgate: How’s that for some smoke!?!?
(Windgate drops the mic, as he grabs the blunt from behind his ear, and takes another huge hit while still having the New Breed Championship raised up into the air. The crowd continues to cheer on the champion before erupting into boos as King of the World by Pocelain Black hits. Windgate lowers the championship belt back down to his shoulders as he looks back up at the stage where we see Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis with microphones in their hands. Simmons carries the Big Bak Bhampionship around his waist. The duo begins to walk down the ramp, as the music cuts)
Zak Simmons: Woah, woah, woah.. Hold your horses there champ. You don’t actually think you have what it takes to take down the likes of Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis do you? In case you didn’t know, you aren’t the only champion in this little triangle here. I’m the Big Bak Bhampion, and just like you, I had to earn this belt. I’ve faced the best that Voltage has to offer, and have made my mark here in EAW during the short time I’ve been here.
Shawn Sturgis: And actually, if I can recall correctly, the only reason you even got a shot at that New Breed Championship was because you couldn’t win your title shot the first time around when you lost to Lethal Consequences at House of Glass. The way I see it, you’re still just a failure that had to get multiple chances in order to even win a belt here in EAW. But I mean hey, when you are given opportunity after opportunity, you’re bound to win a belt eventually right?
(Windgate looks down at Zak and Shawn with a smirk, as he feels there is some truth to their statements.)
Zak Simmons: And Justin, why should we believe anything you have to say? Why should we believe that you are actually as great as you think you are? You think that just because you won that championship that either of us should give you any respect? Who cares about your title reign?!? I for sure don’t give a damn about you winning your first title in nearly 10 years, because from my point of view, this title reign will only be a duplicate of the shitty title reign you had back in the early 2010s.. How did that go again!?! Shawn, could you refresh my memory please?
Shawn Sturgis: Let’s see.. Windgate won the National Elite Championship, then literally within a month he lost the belt to George Copeland in his very first title defense. In my opinion, you may have had the most pathetic National Elite Championship reign in the history of that championship. Someone with that on their legacy doesn’t strike me as a fighting champion.. Shoot, you don’t even strike me as a champion.. When I look at you, all I see is a man that got lucky and is keeping the New Breed Championship warm for the time being…
(The crowd begins to boo loudly to the statements being made by Zak and Shawn.)
Zak Simmons: You can act all tough Justin. You can get these fans behind you all you want, but nothing will ever change the fact that you are and always will be nothing more than a screwup.
(Windgate continues to smirk, as he tosses his blunt down to the mat. He reaches down and grabs the microphone that he dropped onto the mat earlier and places it up to his lips.)
Justin Windgate: You guy have quite a bit to say don’t you? You’re both right. I had a shit title reign 10 years. I did lose to Lethal Consequences a couple months ago… But if you’re going to keep dwelling on the past and use the past against me, then you’re going to be missing out on the greatness that I’m bringing to the future of this championship and EAW as a whole. Zak, I don’t give a fuck about your Big Bak Bhampionship. You should have just left that belt over on Voltage. We don’t need that shit here on Dynasty.. And Shawn, I don’t care what you see when you look at me.. You can see a belt warmer if you’d like, but I really don’t care.. Why? Because at least with Zak, he’s got something to carry.. You? I just see a man that needs the assistance of another man to get himself into the title picture because he can’t do it himself.. You’re a joke Shawn.
Zak Simmons: Tough words coming from EAW’s biggest screw up…
(Windgate smirks again, as the crowd continues to boo)
Justin Windgate: You know.. We can go on and on talking our shit, but I don’t think this talking is getting us anywhere now is it? You both didn’t just walk down that entrance ramp just to talk did you? This is EAW where we settle shit in the ring right? So why don’t you two step into the ring and we can settle this with our fists? How about that Moscow? Doesn’t that sound appealing to you?
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Justin Windgate: They want to see a fight, I want to kick your teeth down your throats… The only thing holding it back is you two.. So how about it? Did you come out here to fight or run your mouths?
(Windgate drops his mic, as he signals both Zak and Shawn to enter the ring.. Zak Simmons drops his mic, as he slides into the ring. Zak unbuckles his belt, and tosses it off to the side, as Windgate tosses the New Breed Championship off to the side. Both men collide heads in the center of the ring before Zak Simmons shoves Justin Windgate back.)
Stew-O: And it’s on!! Zak Simmons strikes at Justin Windgate with a right handed punch! But Justin ducks under the punch and gets behind Zak! Windgate turns Zak around, and kicks him in the gut!! Windgate connects with a powerful closed fisted punch to the top of Zak’s head before MMA tackling Zak down to the mat! Windgate is now on top of Zak Simmons throwing right and left handed punches!! Zak is eating these jabs by Justin Windgate!! Right! Left! Right! Left!! Windgate is not holding back, as Zak is unable to fight back!!!
Flannery McCoy: But look! It’s Shawn Sturgis!! Shawn Sturgis slides into the ring and pulls Windgate off of Zak Simmons! Shawn throws a hard right hand at Justin Windgate, as Justin staggers back! And Shawn charges at Justin Windgate with a clothesline! No!! Justin manages to duck under the clothesline as he gets behind Shawn!! Shawn turns around.. SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE AS SHAWN STURGIS IS STUNNED!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ITS ZAK SIMMONS WHO LOW BLOWS JUSTIN WINDGATE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Windgate falls right down to the ground clutching at his balls from that low blow from Zak Simmons!! And now Zak begins to stomp down onto the New Breed Champion!!! Shawn Sturgis makes his way over as he stomps down onto Windgate as well!!! 2 on 1 on the New Breed Champion!!!
Stew-O: And now Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis grab Justin Windgate and bring him up to his feet!! Zak gets behing Justin Windgate, and locks in the.. THE BMF!!! THE TAZZMISSION IS LOCKED IN!!! ZAK HAS THE BMF LOCKED IN A STANDING POSITION ON JUSTIN WINDGATE, AS WINDGATE IS FADING FROM THE GRUELING SUBMISSION HOLD!!! Shawn walks over to the other side of the ring, as he picks up the New Breed Championship from ground. Shawn has the New Breed Championship in his hands, as he charges at Zak and Justin!!! AND SHAWN STURGIS CRACKS THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP ACROSS THE FACE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!! WINDGATE IS OUT COLD!! Zak lets go of Justin, as he throws him down to the ground like a rag doll!!!!
(Zak Simmons grabs his Big Bak Bhampionship, as Shawn keeps the New Breed Championship in his hands. The two of them stand over the unconscious Justin Windgate, as they raise both championships in the air. The crowd erupts into the boos, as their hero has fallen. After a few seconds, Shawn drops the championship down onto the broken Justin Windgate. Shawn picks up the blunt from the ground, and takes a hit as it is just barely burning. Shawn bends over Justin Windgate and blows all of the smoke in the face of Justin before tossing the blunt in his face. King of the World by Pocelain Black hits, as Shawn and Zak exit the ring. The crowd continues to boo loudly)
Jake Mercer: That’s exactly what that stoner deserves! He wanted the smoke, and that’s exactly what Zak and Shawn gave him!
Flannery McCoy: Zak and Shawn definitely made a statement here tonight, but I don’t think Justin Windgate is going to forget this anytime soon.. There is no way he is going to let those two get away with this!
Stew-O: This makes you wonder what’s going to happen next between these three and the New Breed Championship because I don’t even think this is the climax of it all..
(The camera focuses in on the broken and beaten Justin Windgate before fading to black)
(Recap of prior weeks Dynasty airs showing the progression of the King of Elite tournament particularly Viz and Angel de Plata Jr’s journeys so far)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen this is ROUND TWO OF KING OF ELITE! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Me Muero’ by La 5a Estación plays to cheers as Angel de Plata Jr. makes his way out to the stage. He amps up the crowd as he runs to each side of the stage before making his way to the ring interacting with the crowd along the way)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from San Antonio, Texas… weighing in at 205 pounds… ANGEL DE PLATA JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Angel has been on a roll so far managing to get to Round 2 of the King of Elite tournament. And especially beating a National Elite Champion in Osamu Arcichida. It’s been said for a while now but Angel is someone to look out for.
Flannery McCoy: As such yes he does move on to Round 2, but is he capable of doing so? There’s a possibility but that’s something we just have to find out, and I’m sure he won’t disappoint in the long run.
(Angel enters the ring and goes to the top rope raising two arms in the air. He jumps off and goes to his corner as ‘Me Muero’ fades out. ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ then plays up with dimmed lights and ambience as purple smoke fills the stage. As the smoke clears The Visual Prophet slowly turns with his arms spread out. He has a smirk on his face as he slowly makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Is this the guy who invented gravity? Newton?!
Stew-O: Nope. As for Viz he’s been on his own separate path as well. Managing to beat Ronan Malosi and moving on in the tournament, it only does seem to be the beginning for him in the King of Elite right?
Flannery McCoy: Surely but let’s not rule anyone out yet. But then again I wouldn’t be surprised to see Viz as King of Elite. The possibilities are endless but I’m sure Viz wants to win.
Jake Mercer: I remember seeing Viz fighting at the local strip club, man was popping. Yes that is the future King of Elite! Bet on it!
(The Visual Prophet enters the ring and throws his arms up in the air before going to his corner backwards, not taking his eyes off Angel. He leans in his corner as “Another One Bites The Dust” and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway and Viz and Angel slowly start to circle around each other. They lock up as Viz quickly is wasting no time moving around Angel and going behind him. Angel quickly going under and beginning to manipulate the arm of Viz. Angel kicking the leg of Viz quickly as he begins to send him down trying to lock in an armbar. But Viz fights back as he pushes himself up and moves forward locking in a headlock! Angel pushing away as Viz runs towards him. ANGEL WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF VIZ SENDING HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Viz quickly getting up though as he’s seemingly nodding at Angel. Angel trying to lock up with Viz but Viz with a kick right to his gut! Angel grabs his gut leaving him open as Viz grabs him! BODYSLAM AS ANGEL ARCHES BACK IN PAIN! Angel rolling himself up to his feet using the momentum to launch himself! DROPKICK TO VIZ! Viz moving back as he grabs the top turnbuckle as Angel quickly running at him. JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! NO! Viz managing to duck and roll out of the way! He grabs Angel as he leaves his back to him! BACK SUPLEX! NO! Angel with agility manages to land on his feet! Viz stumbles down to a sitting position as Angel catches a breath. ANGEL WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S FACE!
Jake Mercer: Viz grabbing the side of his face in pain but still managing to bring himself up to his feet as Angel creates distance between them both. Angel running at Viz once more trying to take him down quickly. But Viz grabs Angel and lifts him up! SNAKE EYES RIGHT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Angel bouncing off the turnbuckle as he falls to the ground. Viz not stopping as he lifts Angel up as he lifts him up! But Angel managing to bring Viz as Angel falls onto the apron! Angel with a solid punch right to the back of Viz as he stumbles back. ANGEL WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG!
Stew-O: Viz getting straight up but falls straight back as he leans against the ropes. Angel running at Viz as he’s stunned. But Viz sidestepping and throwing Angel through the middle rope! But Angel managing to grab a hold of the ropes as he tries to pull himself up into the ring. BUT VIZ WITH A SUPERKICK AS ANGEL TUMBLES DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! Viz not following Angel to the outside as Viz climbs to the top rope. Angel is up on his feet as he grabs a hold of the apron but I don’t think he notices Viz! VIZ LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH AN ELBOW TAKING ANGEL DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Viz quickly bringing Angel up to his feet and rolling him into the ring. Angel grabs the ropes and drapes himself over the middle rope as Viz gets onto the apron. VIZ WITH A RUNNING PUNT KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANGEL SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! Angel getting to a knee as Viz enters and grabs him. BUT ANGEL WITH A JAWBREAKER SENDING VIZ DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz grabbing his face as Angel grabs him by one arm and pulling him up to his feet. ANGEL WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE TAKING VIZ DOWN! Viz looking up at the ceiling as Angel brings him up once more. Viz swinging a punch at Angel quickly! But Angel ducks under as he jumps on Viz! LUNGBLOWER TAKES VIZ ONCE MORE!
Jake Mercer: Angel certainly putting up a fight as Viz is on edge with these attacks. Viz grabs the ropes as he pulls himself towards it. Angel not bothering to help as he waits it out for him. Viz grabs the top rope as he drops down to a knee. Angel running to the ropes and back with full speed! KNEE! NO! Viz drops down out of the way! Angel bounces off the ropes leaving him open. VIZ WITH A QUICK ROLLUP OUT OF NOWHERE!
Stew-O: ANGEL QUICKLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Viz pushes Angel away as he was ready for that to happen. Angel gets up and runs at Viz but Viz quickly spins! IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS ON ANGEL! But Angel is still standing as Viz pushes him away forcing Angel to run at him! KISS TO THE HEAD! NO! ANGEL DUCKS UNDER THE ELBOW STRIKE AS HE QUICKLY RUNS AND JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! Viz turns around in shock as it seems he expected to end this match here. ANGEL WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TAKING VIZ DOWN! Angel grabbing a hold of Viz rolling through in a backbreaker position. ANGEL RAMMING VIZ BACKFIRST INTO THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: Viz falls out in pain as he pulls himself over to the apron. Viz pulling himself up as Angel runs! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! NO! VIZ DROPS DOWN NOBODY HOME FOR ANGEL! Angel bounces to the ground as Viz climbs to the top rope. BOW TO THE HEART! NO! ANGEL ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Viz launches up in pain as Angel quickly brings him up! BRAIN SCRAMBLER! INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS AS ANGEL GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT! Angel growing even more frustrated as he brings himself up to his feet. Viz slowly dragging himself up to his feet barely with his last gasp of energy. Angel pulling him in is this what I think it is! CRANIOTOMY! NO! Viz slips out! Viz rolling Angel up into a schoolboy and pushing him away leaving him stunned! PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS! Angel impaled to the ground as Viz climbs to the top rope. Viz seeing opportunity arise as he leaps! BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Another One Bites The Dust’ plays as The Visual Prophet grabs the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. The Ref raises his hands in victory as Viz backs up and leans against the ropes with a smile)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And Viz moves on in the King of Elite tourney! He will officially be taking on NvL in Dynasty’s semi-finals! The winner moves on to the whole finals where they will be headlining the FPV!
Flannery McCoy: Props to Angel for putting up a fight against the bigger man but in the end Viz managed to pull his tricks and pull out the win. But this is just the start for him, I’m sure continuing on there’s going to be a lot more challenges that he’s going to have to face. Yet I’m sure Viz is capable of facing them, because he’s well Viz!
(Camera transitions backstage to NvL watching Viz celebrating his victory through a monitor)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake plays to cheers as Sierra Bradford comes out. She’s all smiles as she spreads her arms out and takes a twirl before making her way to the ring, interacting with the fans along the way)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from San Jose, California… weighing in at 141 pounds… THE MULTIVERSAL CONSTANT… SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week, Sierra got the losing end of the stick against Darcy May Morgan and TLA with Drake King by her side. Sierra’s entering this match with a lot to prove. That she can fight on the same caliber and level as the rest of the people in EAW as a whole!
Flannery McCoy: This match is a must win for her for sure. But with the tag partner she has, I plead the fifth.
Jake Mercer: What’s wrong with her partner? Hello?!
(Sierra enters the ring yet before she can do anything ‘Hey Superstar’ gets abruptly cut off by ‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow which plays to really loud jeers as Lethal Consequences comes out to the stage. Sierra is left in partial disgust as LC comes out. With the situation he’s in and his opinions he is certainly not happy as he walks down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And her partner… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… He is THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMP-
Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): EXTREME! DAMN HOE DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AGAIN?! REPEAT IT LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU CLEAN THE DISHES!
Stephie Love: National… Extreme… Champion…. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :oh:
Stew-O: LC is not the happiest of people today. He has the risk of losing his National Elite Championship with failure to cooperate and is in a situation he wishes not to be in.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah sure he wants to teach the female elitist of EAW a “lesson” but he didn’t expect teaming with another one. LC is going to have to be on his best behavior if he wants to keep his National Elite Championship, yet I’m sure he has one or two tricks up his sleeve.
Jake Mercer: Sources tell me the Lethal Coalition tried to follow LC into this match, yet the arora of women was too much for those virgin neckbeards to handle and they fainted before they even went through the curtain, so yeah fair game!
(LC enters the ring and raises his National Elite Championship in the air before going to his corner. He shoos Sierra away quickly as she goes onto the apron with annoyance plastered on her face as ‘Friend vs Friend’ fades out. ‘Monster’ by Kanye West then plays up as Kassidy Heart makes her way to the ring with a fire in her eyes as she gives a death stare to LC in the distance)
Stephie Love: And their opponents first… from Sydney Australia… weighing in at 125 pounds… THE MAULER… KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Kassidy put a stop to Lethal Consequences’ protests in exchange for a National Elite Championship match at King of Elite. I’m sure Kassidy is coming into this match to give a taste to LC of what to expect.
Flannery McCoy: You know LC doesn’t see Kassidy as a threat. Yet we know Kassidy well enough to know she will shove her name down your mouth and make you shiver in fear of her name once it’s all said and done. The Mauler is alive and well and she’s going to be put in full effect not just today but at King of Elite.
(Kassidy Heart enters the ring and pushes herself against the ropes before turning around and giving a glance at LC before falling into her corner as ‘Monster’ fades out. ‘Spotlight Savior’ by Iggy Azalea then plays as Darcy May Morgan makes her way out to the stage. She has a smirk on her face as she raises the Specialist Championship in the air before making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her partner… from Kent, United Kingdom… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the SPECIALIST CHAMPION… THE LEADING LADY… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Darcy is walking into this match with a lot of confidence heading in, especially with what happened last week when she already beat Sierra.
Flannery McCoy: Well she hasn’t been afraid to say that over the past week. I’m sure Sierra is in for a fight, I’m sure that there’s a possibility that a repeat could come around, then again who knows. But I’m sure Darcy is going to continue being Darcy and put on an excellent match anyways.
Jake Mercer: Of course, because she’s the Dropkick Darling! Need I say more?
(Darcy enters the ring and raises the championship up once more before spreading her arms out and going to her corner. She begins to compose a plan with Kass as ‘Spotlight Savior” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway. Darcy is starting off for her team as Sierra starts for-
Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Nah move bitch, let me show you how a real man does his business :dave:.
Flannery McCoy: LC seemingly entering as he soaks in the boos of the crowd. But Darcy not wasting any time in this match as she launches at LC! Darcy with multiple punches pushing LC into the corner. Sierra trying to reach out for the tag but Darcy quickly grabs the arm of LC and irish whips him into an open corner. Darcy running at LC as I don’t think he even knows what’s happening at the moment! DARCY RAMS RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF LC SHOULDERFIRST! Darcy throwing LC out of the corner as he quickly tries to get to her feet and lunge at Darcy! DARCY WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF LC!
Jake Mercer: LC falling down to all fours as Darcy grabs him looking at the corner. DARCY THROWING LC INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDERFIRST! LC falling out as he still persists bringing himself up to his feet as Darcy runs to him. LARIAT TAKES DARCY DOWN QUICKLY! LC stumbles forward yet is wasting no time getting up to his feet.. Darcy getting up as she falls back to her corner. But LC grabbing her by the arm pulling her forward! KNIFE EDGE CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF DARCY! Darcy moving back as she manages to shake it off. DARCY WITH A CHOP BACK! LC’s eyes widen as he slowly backs off but I think he’s pushing on. LC WITH AN STEP-UP ENZIGURI! NO! DARCY GRABS THE LEG OF LC AND DRAGS HER TO HER CORNER! Kass reaching for the tag as Darcy nears!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart is tagged in! LC managing to pull himself up as Darcy keeps a hold of the leg. Kassidy with a shot right to the side of LC’s face sending him down! Kassidy bringing up LC and bringing him over to the center of the ring. SNAP SUPLEX! LC grabbing his back rolling around in pain as Kassidy grabs him. Kassidy raining down stiff punches down onto the side of LC’s head! LC managing to push away as he gets up. Kassidy running at LC! LC WITH A POKE TO THE EYE OF KASSIDY! The Ref sees that as he confronts LC about the act.
Flannery McCoy: Darcy getting involved on the apron as she yells at LC! LC firing back as they lock up in an intense argument. LC HAS HAD ENOUGH AS HE RAMS RIGHT INTO HER SENDING HER TO THE OUTSIDE! LC with a smirk as the crowd jeers even more at The Inevitable. But look Kass right behind LC as he turns! KASS WITH A SHINING WIZARD! LC KNOCKED RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THE IMPACT ROCKED HIM! KASS GOING FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: LC KICKS OUT! Kassidy grabbing LC by the head as she goes right back to slamming punches right into his face! She moves back as LC grabs the ropes for leverage as he pulls himself up to his feet and leans against the ropes. Kass running at LC! LC lifting Kassidy over the top rope and onto the apron! LC leaving and going onto the apron! LC grabbing Kass. But Kass with a shot to the gut pushing him back! LC is stunned as Kass runs at LC! SPEAR! NO! OH MY! LC DROPPING OFF THE APRON AS KASS MISSES AND BANGS HER HEAD ON THE RINGPOST! Kass is out as LC rolls into the ring and falls into the corner!
Stew-O: SIERRA BRADFORD TAGS HERSELF IN! If LC wasn’t going to do it then she was going to have to do it herself. LC looking aggravated as he goes on the apron. Kass pulling herself up as Sierra wastes no time running to the ropes. SIERRA TAKES KASS DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Sierra grabbing Kassidy and rolling her into the ring. Kassidy quickly getting up as Sierra rolls in. Kass grabs Sierra but she retaliates back with a european uppercut! Kass steps back and falls to the ropes but wastes no time rebounding off of it. KASS WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TAKING SIERRA DOWN TO THE MAT! Kass jumping up to the top rope as she waits for Sierra to get up to her feet. CROSSBODY TAKES HER BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Kass wasting no time using the momentum to roll through and grab Sierra and send her to the ropes. Sierra sliding under Kass though and gaining control as she kips up! Kass with a vicious right hook right to the side of Sierra’s face stunning her as Kass grabs her! KASS SLAMS SIERRA DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG! Kass keeping the grasp of her arm as she begins to manipulate to. Kass turning Sierra over as she bends the arm of Sierra. KASS STOMPING RIGHT ON THE BENT ARM OF SIERRA!
Jake Mercer: Sierra rolling around in pain grabbing her arm but Kass not wasting any time pushing it away and pulling her up to her feet. KASS BRINGING HER IN AND RAMMING HER KNEE RIGHT INTO HER GUT! Kass sending Sierra back into a irish whip. Sierra purposely going over the apron though as Kass runs to her! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKES KASS OUT AS SIERRA ROLLS THROUGH AND UP TO THE TOP ROPE! But Kass quickly climbing up as she joins Sierra up there. Sierra seated as Kass climbs up managing to balance herself on the top rope! Sierra is helpless as Kass leaps! HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE! SIERRA IS OUT AS KASS GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY SIERRA! That expert prowess by Kassidy is being put into full play tonight. Kass bringing Sierra up as she grabs her by the hair. Kass driving Sierra face first into the top turnbuckle! Kass turning Sierra around as she starts to land multiple body shots right to her gut! But Sierra pushes away! Kass rolls back as she runs at Sierra once more. But Sierra jumping over the top rope and to the apron dodging the attack! Kass swings but Sierra ducks and lands a punch of her own! Kass moves back but is still running at her persisting once more. SLINGSHOT SPEAR TAKES KASSIDY DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra starting to feel it as she gets up to her feet. Sierra waiting for opportunity as she sees Kass! BUT DARCY HOPPING OFF THE APRON AND GRABBING SIERRA BY THE LEG! BUT SIERRA GRABBING THE ROPES AND KICKING DARCY SENDING HER TO THE OUTSIDE! But Kassidy jumping out onto the apron. Kass runs at Sierra as she turns! But Sierra grabbing the leg before Kass can attempt anything! Sierra spinning Kass around as she hops on the apron. BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON AS KASS LANDS BACK FIRST! Sierra pushing herself back into the corner as Darcy helps Kass up. SIERRA LAUNCHES OFF WITH AN APRON SENTON TAKING BOTH OUT!
Jake Mercer: Sierra feeling it as she grabs Kass and rolls her into the ring. Kass slowly getting up as it’s just a wait as Sierra is ready to strike! BULLSEYE! NO! SPRINGBOARD KICK MISSES AS KASS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! BUT SIERRA LEAPS TO HER CORNER HOPING TO GET A TAG OUT TO LC!
Stew-O: LC IS TAGGED INTO THIS MATCH!
Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Damn you bimbo bitch I already participated in this match, what more do you want from me… fucking hell-
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy not wasting anytime going after LC! LC CLOCKING KASSIDY WITH A PUNCH THOUGH! LC isn’t putting up with this as he grabs Kass. But Kass pulling him down to the ground! LC sits up as Kassidy rebounds off the ropes. KASSIDY SHOVING HER BOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF LC AND PUSHING IT DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC rolls away before Kassidy can get a grasp on him. Kassidy grabs LC by the head. But LC managing to push away! Kass gets up as LC is ready for her in an instant! BUT KASS! KASS GRABBING LC AND SLAMMING HER INTO THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: THE DROPKICK DARLING HAS ENTERED THE MATCH! Darcy has been waiting forever to get her hands on LC as she grabs him! HAIR PULL TAKEDOWN! LC gets up to a sitting position as Darcy takes a big rebound off the ropes. DARCY WITH A SLIDE BY CLOTHESLINE! LC still staggering up though but he falls right into Darcy! TTYN! THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH SENDS LC DOWN! DARCY HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: SIERRA LEAPING INTO THE RING AND BREAKING UP THE PIN! Sierra not taking any chances in this match. BUT KASS ENTERS THE RING! Kass sending Sierra to the corner. Kass running at Sierra! CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO SIERRA IN THE CORNER! LC retreating out of the ring as Darcy quickly follows. LC throwing a punch! But Darcy with one back! Darcy and LC locked in an intense back and forth. BUT LOOK! KASSIDY! SHE HAS SIERRA UP! SUPERPLEX POSITION! SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! EVERYONE IS DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Kass is the first one up as she grabs the barricade trying to rest up. Kass stumbling towards Darcy trying to bring her up to give the edge in this match. Darcy grabbing LC and rolling him into the ring. Darcy climbing up onto the apron and onto the top rope as LC slowly gets up to his feet. CROSSBODY TAKES LC OUT! Darcy bringing herself up once more as LC is down on the ground. She brings him up as she reels back! KNOCKOUT PUNCH! NO! LC DUCKS UNDER! LC GOING FOR FLASHBACK! NO! DARCY PUSHES AWAY! DARCY ATTEMPTS A ENZIGURI! NO! LC DUCKS UNDER! LC GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! NO! DARCY DUCKS UNDER AS LC BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! LC GOING FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! NO! DARCY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A FACE BUSTER!
Jake Mercer: Darcy trying to crawl to her corner but LC has a good grip on the leg of Darcy as he slowly tries to muster up strength to drag her back and away from the corner but Darcy is continuing! Darcy reaching out as she’s a fingertip away from Kass! SIERRA! SIERRA PULLING KASS OFF THE APRON! BUT KASS GRABS SIERRA! KASS RAMMING SIERRA INTO THE BARRICADE! Sierra retreating away as Kass quickly gets on the apron once more. But LC taking advantage of the distraction as LC drags her to the center of the ring. LC LIFTS DARCY UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A GERMAN! LC is on practically his final grasp of breath as I think he’s ready to tag out! Sierra pulling herself up barely as she grabs a hold of the ropes. LC there as Sierra is practically begging for the tag!
Stew-O: SIERRA IS TAGGED IN! Sierra hops into the ring as Darcy gets up to her feet. SIERRA WITH A SPINNING KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF DARCY’S FACE! Darcy managing to keep herself up as Sierra runs to the ropes. RUNNING METEORA TAKES DARCY DOWN! Darcy down as Sierra jumps off the ropes. SIERRA WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! NO! DARCY GOT HER KNEES UP AS SIERRA BOUNCES DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sierra slowly brings herself up grabbing her gut as Darcy slowly brings herself up to her feet. SITOUT SPINEBUSTER SLAMS SIERRA RIGHT BACK DOWN! SIERRA IS DOWN AS DARCY GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA! KICKS! OUT! This is the type of resiliency of Sierra that nearly brought Darcy to peak frustration last week. Sierra reaching out as Darcy sits up with the look of a stern face. Darcy slowly bringing Sierra up. Wait! LC! LC HAS ENTERED THE RING! LC LOOKS READY FOR SOMETHING! BUT KASS! KASS WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING LC OUT OF THE RING! LC retreating away as he leans against the barricade. Kass’ face etching into a smirk what is she thinking?! NO! NO!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HAS SPEARED LC THROUGH THE BARRICADE! DARCY LOOKS OVER IN SHOCK AS THE DETERMINATION OF THE MAULER PUSHES ON! Darcy keeping up the momentum as she lifts Sierra up! CURTAIN CALL TIME! WAIT! SIERRA FALLS OFF! SIERRA DROPPING DOWN AS DARCY IS LEFT IN SHOCK! THUNDERBIRD! ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DARCY LEAVING HER OPEN! MISERY BUSINESS! FIREMAN’S CARRY STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE AS SIERRA LEAPS FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Hey Superstar’ plays up as Sierra Bradford sits up. She has a face of excitement and shock as she gets herself up to her feet. She celebrates to the cheers of the crowd before rolling out of the ring. Sierra walks over to LC and tries to help her up. But LC shoves the hand away and pulls himself up slowly. LC then goes into the ring and grabs his National Elite Championship and raises it in the air)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF… SIERRA BRADFORD AND THE NATIONAL… EXTREME CHAMPION, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match we have just seen tonight. This was intense but in the end, the team of Sierra and LC defied the odds and pulled out the win!
Flannery McCoy: Even if it appears LC isn’t happy, yet he did say he wanted to get this match out of the way and continue to King of Elite, but who knows his mindset at the moment. Yet we can’t take anything away from Kassidy Heart and Darcy May Morgan in this match. They managed to coincide with each other and in the end pulled out the win. Great match by all of these competitors!
(The camera cuts backstage where Sophia Clarke is standing by with ‘The Hopeless Wanderer’ Spencer Bradley. Bradley has an expensive Rolex on his wrist, wearing a sharp Louis Vuitton suit.)
Sophia Clarke: Spencer, your debut thus far has been a success on Dynasty. What are your goals moving forward?
(Bradley smirks and rubs his hands together, looking toward the ceiling.)
Spencer Bradley: Sophia, what a great question. You know, you might look at me and think — I wish I was Spencer Bradley. I wish I had his watch, his car, his life. You might look at me and believe I’m the very embodiment of everything you dream about. But truly and honestly, none of that matters at the end of the day. I’ve never felt as though I’ve come to my own and now that I’m here in EAW, here on Dynasty, I believe I’ve finally found the answer. My goal here in EAW is really quite simple, believe it or not. And I’m not a simple man. I intend to walk directly into the storm and come out the other side a completely different person. I’ve been described as hopeless, as a loner. I can’t disagree. But that hopelessness, that loneliness, it only drives me to become one of the best competitors in this company and on this brand. I know that path isn’t going to be easy. As a newcomer on Dynasty, I’m aware that I have to prove that I am worth the investment. Believe me, throughout my life, I’ve learned the necessity of evaluating investments. And when I come out the other side of that storm, when the sun is shining, I intend to be the best newcomer EAW has seen in the last decad- no… ever.
Sophia Clarke: There’s a lot of great newcomers on Dynasty, to be sure, so how do you intend to make your mark and differentiate yourself from them?
(Bradley shakes his head at the question and fiddles with his watch for a second before beginning his answer.)
Spencer Bradley: You started out great, Sophia. But this is too easy. How do you stand out? You win. You become the best through hard work, just as I’ve had to do my entire life. There are other new people on this brand. That’s fine. But I’m top tier. Cream of the crop. I am too damn blessed not to be the best, and that’s just a matter of fact.
(The camera suddenly pans out and SKA is seen clapping sarcastically at Spencer Bradley’s words. Bradley doesn’t show intimidation and Sophia Clarke quickly walks out of the scene, having learned her lesson from the interview she held last week.)
SKA: Congratu-fucking-lations. You’ve been given everything in life and yet you still walk around here like a self pitying little bitch. You call yourself the man with the gift of gab, the best newcomer here in EAW. But I’m sorry to break the news to you… that spot? Yeah, that’s mine. I have already proved how invaluable I am to this company and you think you’re going to stomp in here and take that away from me? UH-UH.
(Spencer Bradley perks up at SKA’s words and takes a step back, thinking about his words for a moment.)
Spencer Bradley: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re invaluable? Didn’t you just fall on your back and lose? How the hell is that invaluable? There’s plenty of people in this company who talk a lot about their success and don’t back it up when the bell rings. And it looks like you’re no different than any of them. You’re no standout. You’re a loser.
SKA: Ey, look here, Ricky Rich. You say you haven’t found yourself, that you’re a hopeless wanderer. New flash; I’m S-K-motherfucking-A. I’m the biggest brand going in this company. I have not only found myself, I’ve built myself to be the next big thing. One loss is a mark on the board, meanwhile, you’ll end up just like the others; ignored and with no reward. You might’ve won your debut. I’m not going to stand here and congratulate you for that. I’ve brought down the house time and time again in EAW. The fact that you’re wandering around these hallways isn’t going to change a single goddamn thing.
(Spencer Bradley laughs in the face of SKA.)
Spencer Bradley: Gift of the gab? You’re cheesy. You think you have something to prove? Then prove it. I’ll be impressed once I see something meaningful out of you. I’ve studied this product, I know professional wrestling. Really, it’s the only meaningful thing in my life. And you aren’t even in my top 50 of concerns, kid. You’re more of a joke. So impress me. Show me something. Give me something to worry about. Until then, I’d suggest you take your leave and go write down some more rhymes to spit to these people, Robert Frost.
(SKA takes a few steps toward Bradley but calms himself down.)
SKA: One word of advice, and I’d suggest you take it. Watch your back. There’s a lot more wandering around these hallways than your hopeless pathetic ass. You’ve done nothing but put a giant bullseye on your chest…
(SKA makes a gun with his hand, aiming at Bradley’s chest.)
SKA: And you never know who might be the one to take the first shot.
(SKA laughs, proud of himself, and walks out of frame. The camera pans back to the face of Bradley, who looks skeptical of SKA’s words. The camera fades back to ringside.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first..
(Unf*ckwithable by Deez Nuts hits and the crowd is full of boos as Sienna Jade steps out onto the stage. She has a confident, almost arrogant look on her face as she begins walking down the ramp, paying no attention to the fans all over the arena booing her.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring… Residing in San Diego, California… Weighing in at 135 pounds… SSSIIIIIEEEENNNAAAAA JJAAAAADDDEE!!!!!
Stew-O: At Clash of Kingdoms we know Sienna Jade is facing Raven Roberts for the Universal Women’s Championship, but before we could get there, we have to take a stop at Dynasty. We all know Cage wants to get his hands on Impact, but alongside Impact Sienna Jade has been doing whatever she can to stop Cage from doing that. Now, Sienna and Cage finally face off.
Jake Mercer: This should be good. I remember the first time these two faced off way back in 2004. To think that they’re in such great shape 16 years later, it’s amazing.
Stew-O: They faced each other that long ago?
Flannery McCoy: I hate it here.
(‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana follows and the crowd bursts into cheers as Cage makes his presence known, walking out to the stage. He has his eyes fixated onto Sienna Jade and wastes no time at all as he immediately begins walking down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… Residing in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada…. Weighing in at 227 pounds…. CAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Anyways, we all know Cage wants his revenge, so there’s not much more we can say about that. Cage wants Impact, but Sienna is stopping Cage from getting to him, or at least trying to stop him.
Stew-O: Yeah, and now we’ll see if she can put him away. I’m sure a win here would be great for Sienna and Impact.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Sie- WOAH! CAGE JUST WENT RIGHT AFTER SIENNA JADE AND NOW HE’S UNLOADING! CAGE IS GOING RIGHT AFTER SIENNA JADE AND HE’S GIVING HER EVERYTHING HE HAS IN STORE AS SHE’S ALREADY BACKED IN THE CORNER FORCED TO TAKE THIS NONSTOP FLURRY OF PUNCHES! CAGE IS JUST GOING ALL OUT, AND NOW HE’S STOMPING HER OUT! THE REFEREE BEGINNING TO COUNT, BUT CAGE FINALLY BACKS AWAY AT A COUNT OF FOUR! CAGE NOT GIVING SIENNA A CHANCE TO CATCH HER BREATH THOUGH AS HE IMMEDIATELY PICKS HER UP AND IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES- BUT SIENNA RESPONDS WITH A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!
Jake Mercer: CAGE KICKS OUT! SIENNA THOUGH, WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF CAGE’S FACE AS HE GOT TO A KNEE! Cage could’ve lost the match right then and there, but now it still looks like he’s in a bit of trouble as he’s holding his jaw while getting back up! Sienna with an irish whip to the corner and now she charges in- BUT CAGE HITS A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! CAGE ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND THERE’S A DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! So far this has been mostly Cage, and honestly I can’t say that’s very unexpected. After all, this is the closest he’s getting to getting his hands on Impact, for now at least.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna now rolling out of the ring but Cage is following right behind- BUT THERE’S AN ELBOW TO THE JAW BY SIENNA JUST AS CAGE TRIED TO GRAB HER! Sienna now, PUSHING CAGE FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Sienna climbing onto the apron now, AND THERE’S A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE JUST AS CAGE LEANED ONTO THE APRON! SIENNA NOW DIVING OFF THE APRON, AND THERE’S A DIVING THESZ PRESS! Sienna rolling Cage into the ring, and it looks like she’s going for the cover once again, trying to quickly put Cage away!
Stew-O: Kick out by Cage! There was no way that that would be enough to stop Cage already to be honest, but you never know unless you try. Sienna now grabbing Cage and pulling him up before putting him in a rear chinlock! Cage is in a bit of trouble as Sienna is trying to weaken him and possibly get a submission win if she’s lucky, but you can already see Cage isn’t willing to let that happen as he’s already beginning to get up! Sienna now transitioning into a headlock as Cage manages to get to both feet, BUT CAGE LIFTS HER UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX- WAIT! NO, SIENNA LANDS ON HER FEET, AND THERE’S A STIFF KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION JUST AS CAGE TURNED TOWARDS HER!
Jake Mercer: It looks like now it’s Cage in trouble! You know, usually Cage prefers fighting in a more extreme environment, but he can go even in normal matches like this! I remember back at-
Flannery McCoy: Please don’t start.
Jake Mercer: What? I was just gonna say back at Pain for Pride 11 he managed to beat Rex McAllister for the EAW Championship, despite Rex being one of, if not the best technical wrestler in the business. Enough of that though, it looks like in a turn of events Sienna is the one in control over this match as she’s being relentless with these knees! Cage is slowly being broken down here, and it looks like she’s managed to get Cage down onto a knee! Sienna now running the ropes- BUT THERE’S A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY CAGE!
Flannery McCoy: That clothesline may have turned Sienna inside out! Cage lifting Sienna up as he hooks both arms though.. MERCY RULE- WAIT NO! SIENNA LANDS ON BOTH FEET AND SLIPS BEHIND CAGE! SIENNA GRABBING ONE OF CAGE’S ARMS AND SHE TURNS HIM AROUND! WITCHES HAMMER- NO! CAGE MANAGED TO CATCH THAT ELBOW AND NOW HE’S THE ONE GRABBING HER FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO!! WHAT A PERFORMANCE WE’RE SEEING HERE BY BOTH COMPETITORS, SIENNA JUST MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET AND NOW SHE GRABS CAGE ONE MORE TIME! WITCHES HAMMER!!! THE WITCHES HAMMER CONNECTS THIS TIME AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!
Stew-O: CAGE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN! Sienna clearly frustrated that Cage managed to kick out of the Witches hammer, but now’s no time to worry about that, she needs to keep going! Sienna now climbing out onto the apron, and from the looks of it, I think I know what she’s setting up for! She’s yelling for Cage to get back up and of this connects, this one could already be over! Cage is slowly beginning to get back up, and I think this is it! RAW SIENNA- WAIT! NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT, OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: CAGE JUST PUSHED SIENNA JUST AS SHE JUMPED ONTO THE ROPE! SIENNA JUST CRASHED OUTSIDE OF THE RING, RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE RIGHT NOW IS FULL OF SHOCK AND I SEE WHY, THAT WAS A NASTY LANDING! CAGE SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AS SIENNA IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING TO STIR, AND FOR SOME REASON… HE’S… Not following Sienna outside? Cage is getting back up, but he’s not exiting the ring, he’s staying put! Could this be, is Cage going to go for a countout win? Why?
Flannery McCoy: No he’s not going for a countout! He’s clearly waiting for Sienna to get back up, and that’s what she’s beginning to do as we speak! Cage clearly looks pumped up and ready to move, this can’t be good! Sienna finally back on her feet, AND NOW CAGE RUNS THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!!! WHAT A SUICIDE DIVE BY CAGE, CAUSING BOTH COMPETITORS TO CRASH INTO THE BARRICADE! CAGE US GETTING RIGHT BACK UP, CLEARLY SUCKING UP THE PAIN, AND NOW HE ROLLS SIENNA BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES AGAIN, AND THERE’S A HUGE RUNNING LARIAT JUST AS SIENNA WAS STARTING TO GET BACK UP!
Stew-O: Cage lifting Sienna up now, and it looks like he’s ready to put this one away! USHIGOROSHI- WAIT! SIENNA LANDED ON HER FEET AND NOW SHE RUNS THE ROPES! SHINING WIZARD!!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN ON THE MAT NOW, BUT JUST HOW AMAZING WAS THAT!? YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE SIENNA JADE, BUT YOU CAN’T DENY JUST HOW TALENTED SHE IS! SIENNA SLOWLY CRAWLING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES, AND IF I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, I’D SAY SHE’S LOOKING TO FLY! SIENNA CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, MEANWHILE CAGE STILL HASN’T MOVED! SIENNA NOW, WITH THE STARSTRUCK!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! CAGE MOVED!! CAGE MOVED AND NOW HE GRABS SIENNA BEFORE SHE COULD GET BACK UP! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, IT’S LOCKED IN AND SIENNA IS IN DEEP TROUBLE! SHE NEEDS TO SOMEHOW FIND HER WAY OUT OF THIS, OR CAGE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A SUBMISSION VICTORY OVER THE FINAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION! SIENNA IS REACHING OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT OF COURSE SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO PULL HERSELF TOWARDS THEM IF SHE WANTS THE ROPE BREAK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S WHAT SHE’S GONNA DO! SIENNA IS PULLING AS HARD AS SHE CAN, BUT SEEING THE WEIGHT DIFFERENCE HERE SHE’S NOT MOVING FAR!
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S STILL GETTING CLOSER THOUGH! SIENNA ISN’T THAT FAR AWAY IF SHE CAN JUST CONTINUE PULLING HERSELF! CAGE ISN’T LETTING GO OF THAT SUBMISSION THOUGH, SO THE LONGER IT’S LOCKED IN, THE HARDER IT’LL GET FOR SIENNA TO CONTINUE! SHE’S STILL NOT LETTING GO THOUGH! SIENNA HAS HER HAND CLENCHED IN A FIST, CLEARLY DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO STOP HERSELF FROM TAPPING OUT AS SHE CONTINUES PULLING HERSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! SIENNA IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES, CAN SHE REACH THEM!? SIENNA IS SO CLOSE, AND NOW SHE’S REACHING OUT TOWARDS THEM- AND SHE GETS IT! SIENNA GETS THE ROPE BREAK AND CAGE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF HER!
Stew-O: BUT THAT’S NOT GONNA STOP THE OFFENSE OF CAGE! CAGE GRABBING BOTH OF SIENNA’S ARMS, AND NOW HE’S JUST STOMPING AWAY AT HER FACE! CAGE CALLS THIS THE IDIOT STAMPEDE, AND IT’S CLEAR TO SEE WHY AS HE’S JUST SHOUTING THE WORD “IDIOT” AT SIENNA WITH EVERY STOMP, ADDING INSULT TO INJURY! SIENNA IS DEFENSELESS EVEN AFTER MANAGING TO SURVIVE THAT CROSSFACE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE IS GOING FOR THE COVER, AND AT THIS POINT SIENNA MAY VERY WELL BE DONE FOR!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! CAGE LOOKS VISIBLY CONFUSED AS SIENNA IS SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS MATCH, BUT HE’S STILL NOT LETTING HER CATCH A SECOND TO BREATHE AS HE IMMEDIATELY PICKS HER UP AND SETS HER UP FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A FRONT HEADLOCK! CAGE TURNING HIMSELF AROUND AS HE LOOKS AROUND AT ALL THE FANS CHEERING IN ATTENDANCE, AND THERE’S THE DIAMOND CUT- WOAH! NO! SIENNA WITH ANOTHER SCHOOL BOY!! SIENNA’S GONNA STEAL IT! SIENNA IS GONNA STEAL THE MATCH FROM RIGHT OUT OF CAGE’S HANDS!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE KICKS OUT, AND HE HITS A HUGE HEADBUTT WHILE GETTING BACK UP! SIENNA FALLING INTO THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A FOREARM STRIKE AS SHE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM! CAGE FALLING INTO THE ROPES HIMSELF NOW, AND HE NEARLY FALLS OUT OF THE RING BUT HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK INSIDE, AND THERE’S THE ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT!! CAGE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH IT’S THE “EDGECRUSHER” POSSIBLY LOOKING TO FLY! CAGE LOOKING DOWN AT SIENNA, AND THERE’S A DIVING ELBOW DROP!!
Stew-O: BUT THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! SIENNA PUSHING CAGE ONTO HIS STOMACH AFTER JUST BARELY AVOIDING THAT ELBOW, AND NOW THERE’S THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! NOW IT’S CAGE THAT’S IN TROUBLE AS SIENNA HAS THAT FUJIWARA ARMBAR LOCKED IN, AND I’VE GOTTA SAY THIS HAS BEEN AN AMAZING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THESE TWO! SIENNA IS PULLING AS HARD AS SHE CAN ON CAGE’S ARM, AND CAGE HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GRAB THE ROPES BUT HE’S NOT USING IT! IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO ACTUALLY ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION HIMSELF RATHER THAN RELY ON THE RULES PROVIDED FOR HIM!
Jake Mercer: AND LOOK AT THIS, I THINK HE’S DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB AT THAT AS HE MANAGES TO FREE HIS ARM, AND NOW HE PULLS SIENNA INTO A SCHOOL BOY OF HIS OWN BUT HE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF IT BEFORE PULLING SIENNA INTO THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! CAGE ATTEMPTING THE MERCY RULE ONCE AGAIN, BUT JUST LIKE LAST TIME SIENNA LANDS ON HER FEET, BEFORE PULLING CAGE IN FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A WITCHES HAMMER WITHOUT THE RIPCORD SET UP- BUT CAGE MANAGES TO AVOID IT! CAGE NOW WITH THE RIPCORD SET UP, MURDER DEATH KILL!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA DUCKS UNDER IT!! SIENNA WITH A RIPCORD OF HER OWN- RIGHT INTO A SLAP TO CAGE’S FACE! USUALLY CAGE IS THE ONE DOING THIS TO HIS OPPONENTS, SO YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE THE DISRESPECT THAT’S JUST BEEN HANDED TO HIM! WOW, CAGE JUST SLAPPED SIENNA RIGHT IN THE FACE IN RETURN, AND THAT JUST BROUGHT SIENNA DOWN TO A KNEE, HER EARS MUST BE RINGING AFTER THE FORCE OF THAT SLAP! CAGE RUNNING THE ROPES NOW, BUT HE’S MET WITH A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE AN INCREDIBLE SNAP DDT BY SIENNA! AT THIS POINT, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S GOING TO TAKE FOR EITHER COMPETITOR TO WIN THIS ONE!
Stew-O: Cage crawling towards the ropes, leaning on the middle one as Sienna climbs out onto the apron. I don’t like the look of this AS SIENNA RUNS IN- BUT CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A NASTY KNEE LIFT, CAUSING SIENNA TO CRASH KNEE FIRST INTO THE POST! CAGE PULLING SIENNA BACK INTO THE RING NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HER IN A STANDING SLEEPER HOLD!! CAGE HAS HER IN THAT SLEEPER HOLD AND HE PULLED HER FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES! SIENNA IS SLOWLY BEGINNING TO FADE AND THE REFEREE IS BEING FORCED TO CHECK ON HER ALREADY! THE REFEREE LIFTING UP HER ARM, AND-
Jake Mercer: SIENNA WITH AN ELBOW TO CAGE! CAGE BACKING INTO THE CORNER AS SIENNA APPROACHES HER, ND- OH MY GOD! LOW BLOW!! SIENNA JUST LOW BLOWED CAGE AND THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: SIENNA JUST LOW BLOWED CAGE, BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! THERE’S A LOOK OF SHOCK ON HER FACE, DID SHE THINK THE REFEREE WOULDN’T NOTICE HER? SIENNA JUST KICKED CAGE WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!?
Jake Mercer: Sienna waited until Cage was in the corner so she could try and make her move without the referee being able to see her! Unfortunately that didn’t work out, but why stop the match!? Cage thrives in a situation without rules, keep the match going!
Flannery McCoy: What? Sienna just low blowed Cage, this match is over by disqualification and rightfully so! Maybe she didn’t think the ref could see it, but he did! She could’ve had this match won if she fought fair and square, but instead she just accidentally threw the match!
Stephie Love: Here is your winner by disqualification… CAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!!
(Sienna Jade is arguing with the referee, trying to convince him to restart the match, and that she didn’t actually low blow him. Regardless, the referee is firm with his decision, arguing back with Sienna and telling her that there’s nothing he can do about it. Meanwhile, Cage is still down, feeling the effects of the low blow.)
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begins to play as the fans explode into roaring cheers. After a few seconds, the reigning, defending, multi-million worth World Heavyweight Champion emerges. TLA, el campeon, stands at the top of the ramp and absorbs the EAW universe’s reaction. The camera focuses on his gucci suede horsebit loafers, fendi suit and makes its way to his glistening world heavyweight championship. TLA removes his sunglasses and begins to walk down the ramp, towards the ring, as he high-fives ecstatic fans.)
(TLA makes his way through the ring ropes and asks the ring announcer for a mic. After a few seconds of adjusting himself, he begins to speak.)
TLA: Bienvenidos my dawgs. Glad to see you all took a break from jacking off to the fine perras happily residing at the Poon Palace to come out and see your campeon. As el campeon, it’s my job – mi trabajo – to make all the homies below me look good. Every single one of ‘em. Yo represento EAW. I am EAW. And all of the elitists here are a part of me. Now, no sean pinches jotos and take that the wrong way. Everyone on this roster should be on TLA’s level because as I represent you y tu vas a representar a mi.
TLA: But there’s no one here that’s on my level, dawg. Es triste, but it’s true. I have my work cut out for me sometimes, man. You see gordos like Pehrox, retrasados like Visual Prophet, and putas like Raven Roberts and it makes me think this shit ain’t salvageable, bro. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw that bastardo Impact on the local news for some bad hombre type of shit. Pero no se asusten, EAW, starting today I will offer tips, tricks, and secrets to make the bottom of the totem pole elitist to be as good as your papi, TLA. Let’s call my new segment… “TLA’s Secretos.” And it starts AHORITA.
(The crowd begins to chant “secretos” in unison as TLA reacts.)
TLA: Didn’t know we had such a bilingual crowd but esta bien, esta bien. The first subjecto I want to focus on for my segment is the number one contender for mi titulo… Drake King.
(TLA takes a pause as he allows the fans to react. They begin to boo at the slight mention of The Paragon.)
TLA: Yo sé que Drake King ain’t a fan favorite. In fact, the corporate gringos backstage told me that he’s one of the lowest mentioned elitists on Twitter, facebook, AND whatsapp. Eek. I ain’t one to break dreams, but losers like that can’t be holders of this oro. Yo, they don’t even deserve to be in the same ring as this oro. But I’m a good guy – soy un buen hombre and I want to help you, Drake.
TLA: Everyone just has to give Drake a break. He’s been through a lot. He’s a vato loco porque a tenido una vida dura. I spoke to mama King the other day y me dijo una historia muy triste. She told me that ever since Drake was a small gringo, he was always shy, medio mensito, and borderline retarded. She said that he was so awkward that he never got around to talking to any mujer. She said that one time, Drake went on a date during his high school years and came home sobbing with a white stain on his pants. Su madre thought that he finally got his dick wet, but instead was told that he came the moment his date touched his hand. After mama King beat him senseless, she knew her son had no hope for life. This has led to his problemas of today. Yes, you heard me right, you know where I’m going with this. Drake King is… a virgin.
(TLA puts his hands to his face and shows signs of distress.)
TLA: Drake King doesn’t know what the inside of a vagina is… He doesn’t know the euphoric feeling of slamming your dick into a poon palace bitch. The farthest he’s ever gone is humping his anime life-size pillows during his off days. And it all makes sense if you look at it from a different perspective. Drake King seems off. Hay algo raro de ese muchacho. And when you take into consideration que es una virgencita… well, it makes sense.
TLA: But Drake! I want to help you. Porfavor, no te ofendas – I don’t want you to be offended over my words. But… the world had to know of your secret so they, too, can help yo bitch ass out. You are the number one contender for mi titulo.. And I will make sure that you are in the best shape of your life.
(TLA is suddenly cut off as “Ready for War” by Adelitas Way begins to play throughout the arena. Fans begin to boo as an annoyed and borderline enraged Drake King emerges with a mic in his hand.)
Drake King: What the heck are you talking about? Are you taking a part-time position as the freaking clown of EAW with this absolute nonsense?
TLA: Hermano! Porfavor.. Come on in. I hope you have been listening this whole time porque it’s something that you have to hear. After sleepless nights, I finally came to a conclusion. I know the perfect way to better you, Drake. Putas, porfavor, make your appearance!
(Seductive music begins to play as dozens of Poon Palace bitches emerge wearing the skankiest yet sexiest lingerie known to mankind! The 12 Poon Palace Goddesses enter the ring and surround both Drake and TLA. One of the Poon Palace hoes has a box in her hands that she ever-so-galanty hands over to the champion.)
TLA: Drake… I know that Navidad has come and gone… but hermano, this is my gift to you.
(With the wrapped christmas themed box in his hand, TLA extends his arm across the ring towards Drake’s direction. Drake seemingly ignores him and his pleads. Annoyed, TLA rolls his eyes and decides to open the box himself.)
TLA: … Here it is!! A Lifetime membership to the … POOOON PALACE !!!!
TLA holds up a badge for everyone to view:
TLA: See, amigo! I’m not so bad, am I? As a miembro, you will be able to fuck any of these little putas. Maybe after losing your virginity to one of these bitches you won’t be so much of a little bitch yourself. What do you say?
Stew-O: The sexiest poon palace hoe walks towards Drake and attempts to grind on him. Drake attempts to push her away but her lingering scent of days old chanel perfume is tempting. She bends down and shakes her ginormous ass (totally not created by black market injections, by the way) and Drake’s eyes widen. The woman is inviting Drake to give it a feel.. Oh god, Drake may do it. Drake raises his hand, his eyes glued to the woman’s tush, and is so close to feel what TLA has been talking about this whole time! Drake steps back and unfastens his belt… The woman jumps in excitement as Drake has his belt in his hands, ready to give her all he’s got. The woman is ready for Drake… ONLY TO BE BEAT WITH THE BELT IN DRAKE’S HAND!
Jake Mercer: OH GOD! HE’S BEATING HER LIKE SHE OWES HIM MONEY! The Poon Palace hoes are scattering now! Run ladies!!! This man is brutal! Drake gets the whore with whom he was going to have relations with and throws her to the ground. He sizes her up and.. FALLEN KINGDOM! HE CRUSHES THE WOMAN’S SKULL WITH THE HEEL OF HIS BOOT! Dear God!!
(TLA and the remaining poon palace hoes scatter to the top of the ramp where they watch away with disgust. Drake’s theme song picks up where it left off as he stands over the carcass of the fallen poon palace soldier as the camera fades to black.)
(A recap of last week’s Dynasty plays showing the events that happened with Sienna/Impact and Cage/Raven, it then shows what happened a little earlier with Sienna getting herself disqualified in her match with Cage)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: AND IT’S YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
(The crowd lets out a thunderous roar as ‘Mark My Words’ by Dollskin begins to blast across the PA system.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA… WEIGHING IN AT 139 POUNDS… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ RAVEN ROBERTS!
(Raven’s ovation gets even louder as she steps on stage and raises the Universal Women’s Champion in the air.)
Flannery McCoy: I have been waiting for this match since it was announced last week. Raven Roberts versus Impact, the man who is arguably the greatest Elitist of all time, is probably one of the biggest matches of Raven’s career.
Stew-O: This is definitely a huge moment for Raven, and time and time again this woman has shown she’s able to rise to the occasion. With Clash of Kingdoms coming up and Raven getting set to take on the woman who’s been her kryptonite here in EAW so far, Sienna Jade, you gotta think Raven is going to want to do whatever she can to pull this match out here tonight.
Jake Mercer: If there is one thing we know about Raven it’s that she’s locked and loaded. Very few Elitists spend more time training, studying, and preparing for their matches than the Universal Women’s Champion. Raven’s the type of competitor that thrives off the most difficult of challenges, and let’s be clear on something. There is no challenge more difficult than defeating an athlete of Impact’s caliber.
(Raven makes her way to the ring steps when all of a sudden the fans start screaming. Sienna Jade comes rushing down the ramp with a steel chair in her hands!)
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! SIENNA JADE JUST BLASTED RAVEN IN THE SKULL FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR! RAVEN DROPS TO THE MAT AND SIENNA IS ALL OVER HER LIKE A RABID DOG! FIST AFTER FIST RAINS DOWN ON RAVEN’S FACE AND HEAD, AND SIENNA IS GRABBING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! SHE SLAMS IT IN RAVEN’S FACE AND LOOK GUYS!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT IS AT THE RING NOW! HE JOINS THE MUGGING! SIENNA IS PUNCHING RAVEN IN THE FACE WHILE IMPACT STOMPS ON HER STOMACH AND LEGS! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUT HERE AND STOP THIS!
Stew-O: IMPACT ORDERS SIENNA OFF OF RAVEN AND JERKS RAVEN UP BY THE HAIR! IMPACT LIFTS RAVEN UP AND DROPS HER DOWN TO SIENNA WHO CATCHES AND LAYS RAVEN OUT WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER! IMPACT PICKS UP THE RING STEPS AND RAISES THE-
Jake Mercer: CAGE! CAGE! CAGE!
(The crowd reacts with sheer joy as the beloved Elitist Cage comes running down to the ring!)
Stew-O: CAGE IS RUNNING OUT AND SIENNA LETS OUT A SHRIEK! IMPACT WHIRLS AROUND AND JESUS CHRIST! HE JUST TOSSED THE FUCKING STEPS RIGHT AT CAGE! THE RING STEPS SLAM INTO CAGE AND KNOCK HIM TO THE GROUND AND IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RUSHES TO CAGE! HE BEGINS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CAGE WHILE SIENNA CONTINUES TO BATTER RAVEN!
Flannery McCoy: Raven really had no chance, did she? She was blasted in the back of the head with a steel chair and attacked by Sienna Jade and Impact.
Stew-O: Sienna Jade just climbed onto the apron and has gotten herself to the top turnbuckle! The crowd is just raining down a chorus of boos as Sienna throws up her middle finger! That’s real classy.
Jake Mercer: ‘Starstruck’ connects on Raven!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile, Impact is dragging Cage down to the ring. Cage is bleeding from the head where those steel ringsteps struck him and the 10-time world champion rolls Cage into the ring. Impact is just dragging dead weight right now and he pulls Cage over to the ropes. Impact climbs to the second rope and reaches down, hauling Cage up and posi- oh Gawd. Surely he’s not about to lay Cage out with ‘Gunsmoke’ is he??
Stew-O: I don’t know when I last saw Impact use a piledriver but sure enough! ‘GUNSMOKE’ CONNECTS ON CAGE! CAGE IS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Sienna has thrown Raven into the ring and Impact rushes the ropes! ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS!’ THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS ON RAVEN AND SIENNA FOLLOWS IT UP BY GRABBING RAVEN AND LOCKING HER IN TEMPTRESS!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna is laughing as she holds an unconscious Raven in her variation of the double underhook crossface! Impact mockingly grabs Raven’s arm and makes her ‘tap’, something Raven would never ever do, and this is just sick! Impact and Sienna Jade are just fucking awful human beings.
Stew-O: Sienna finally lets go and kicks Raven in the ribs for good measure. Impact kicks at Cage a few more times before turning towards his Missus.
(Sienna and Impact look at one another with nothing but lust in their eyes. The carnage they’ve left in their path speaks for itself. Sienna wraps her arms around Impact, closes her eyes, and brings her lips up to Impact’s. His hand tangles in her hair and he kisses her back while the Russian fans start throwing trash and other forms of debris into the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: This might be the worst ending to Dynasty ever.
Jake Mercer: They certainly manipulated this situation to their advantage tonight, didn’t they?
Stew-O: Raven and Cage aren’t the type of people who are going to take an assault like this lying down. Sure, they’ve both on the receiving end of plenty of beatings, but the two of them have also done their fair share of dishing them out. I can’t wait to see how they respond, but unfortunately tonight, we are out of time. For Jake, Flannery, and myself. Goodnight.
(The camera catches another shot of Impact and Sienna snogging while Raven and Cage lay broken and beaten inside the ring. Dynasty fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)