(EAW Intro Plays)

(Backstage we see Starr Stan walking alongside Andy Dominguez near in his office. Andy is seated, legs crossed, in front of Starr’s desk as the Dynasty General Manager finishes telling a joke.)

Starr Stan: ..but…I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!

Andy Dominguez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andy wipes tears from his eyes as Starr chuckles himself at the punchline. As they laugh Starr’s phone starts ringing on the desk, and Andy’s attention is immediately drawn to it.)

Andy Dominguez: Do you need to get that?

(Not recognizing the number, Starr declines the call and shakes his head.)

Starr Stan: Probably trying to sell some insurance. So, like I was saying before, I’ll have the Gateway to Glory promotional material out the week after the Grand Rampage, I still have a few pieces to put into place, but things are looking great, if I do say so mysel…

(Starr is interrupted by a knocking at the door, followed by a production assistant poking her head in the door.)

PA: Starr…we have a situation, I tried calling, but uhhh…

(Impatiently Starr waves her along.)

PA: Right, sorry. Michael Belfort has been attacked.

(Andy’s face is suddenly colored with alarm as he looks from the production assistant to Starr. Stan stands quickly and moves to follow the P.A., Andy Dominguez following quickly behind. They’re led down a corridor where a medical team is attending to the fallen form of Michael Belfort. The wall of the corridor is caved in where it looks like something was slammed, and pieces of sheetrock litter the ground around them. As Starr and Andy arrive the Chief Medic stands to greet them.)

Medic: Starr, it’s rough.We don’t know for sure what happened, but he was down here apparently preparing for an interview and then a loud commotion was reported. When security came to get us he was unconscious and covered in plaster from the wall.

(A concerned Starr pushes past and leans over the other medical workers attending to Michael. As he does Andy pulls out his phone and takes a few steps away to make a call. Realizing he can’t help, Starr stands and walks over to the Production assistant.)

Starr Stan: I want a security detail on Mr. Dominguez, now, and I want to know where Mark Michaels is!

(The assistant looks confused.)

P.A.: M-Mark Michaels?

(Starr waves her off.)

Starr Stan: He’s responsible for this, I know it. FInd out where he is and as soon as you find out let me know…

(Andy motions for Stan, who nods at the assistant and follows along. As the two walk down the hallway, Andy begins speaking in confidence.)

Andy Dominguez: Look, we can’t have a repeat of what happened over on Showdown with the Roundtable. You’re sure Mark Michaels done this?

(Starr nods.)

Starr Stan: Absolutely, it’s right up his alley. Don’t worry, sir, we’re going to find him…he’s gone too far this time! I’m going to make him regret it!

(Andy stops Starr with a hand on his chest and turns to him.)

Andy Dominguez: Yeah? You’d better. Look, Starr, whatever your beef with his is, you need to get it resolved, you get me? We can’t have our staff being attacked…

(He checks his watch and starts walking away.)

Andy Dominguez: I’ve got to go, Starr…handle this!

(Dominguez walks off alone up the corridor, leaving Starr looking back at the team moving Belfort to a stretcher.)

Starr: FIND MICHAELS!

(The Production assistant jumps and hurries off as the camera transitions to the announce desk. We see Flannery McCoy, Stew-O, and Talib Bari looking solemnly into the camera. Stew speaks up first.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we certainly wish the best for our colleague Michael Belfort, the handy work of Mark Michaels, if General Manager Starr Stan is to be believed.

Flannery McCoy: Absolutely, Mike might be kind of a weirdo, but he didn’t deserve that, hopefully we get some answers soon.

Stew-O: In the meantime, thank you for joining us for Dynasty…

Talib Bari: Where we fight on Friday Night! Yo, looks like Mikey took it that a little serious though, yeah? I hope he’s alright, but we can’t dwell on that when we’re just one week away from the Grand Rampage, and tonight we got a contract signing for the Answers World Title match between Cameron Ella Ava who is challenging The God Emperor Theron Nikolas!

Stew-O: We certainly do, but before that let’s get things started with Stephie Love to announce the competitors of the first match!

Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Lexington, Kentucky. Weighing in at 210lbs!!! “The Tenth Planet ” RYYYYYYAANNNN SSSSAAAAVVVVAAAAGGGEEEE!!!

(‘Better Now’ by Post Malone blasts through out the arena as Ryan Savage makes his way down to ringside.)

Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent. Weighing in at 235 Pounds, From Brooklyn, New York. He is The Devil Incarnate. KKKKEEEEVVVVVINNNNN HHHUUNNNNTTTTERRRRRRR!!!!

(‘DUST’ by Tremonti blasts through out the arena as Kevin slowly walks down the ramp, smugly looking out towards the crowd as he slowly slides into the ring. He nearly gets into the face of Ryan, only for the ref to get in the middle as he sends both dudes to their corners and then calls for the bell.)

(DING!! DING!!! DING!!!!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go with the first match of the night as both Savage and Hunter circle each other as they try to figure each other out. They both quickly come in only for Hunter to get the upper hand first as he grabs Savage by the head for headlock. Hunter just grinding down onto the head as Savage lets out a grunt as the hold tightens. Savage drops down to a knee as Hunter looks on with a smirk. But wait Savage grabs Hunter by the back while in the headlock and shifts his weight back as he lands a belly to back suplex. He bridges it for a pin attempt!!!

1!!!
2!!!
KICKOUT!!!!

Stew-O: That was amazing! What strength shown from Ryan Savage! He looks at the ref and was asking was it three but no sir it was only 2.9 for the surprise suplex. But look out here comes Kevin Hunter! He kicks Savage right in the face, as he was on his knees, and he is now going to the Garvin Stomps, just hitting every limb! From the ankle, to the knee, to the chest, to the shoulders, to the head and now he just stomped on the fingers of Ryan Savage, as he stands over him playfully kicking out the arms as Ryan tries to get up. Hunter takes a couple steps back as he allows a groggy Ryan Savage to get up and as he does he turns right into a reverse Frankensteiner as Ryan Savage’s head just bounced right off the mat and sending him right out on the outside!!!

Talib Bari: Holy crap that was amazing. Quick suplex into a pin only for Hunter to one up his opponent by hitting a crazy ass move of his own! Ryan Savage is in la la land right now as he tries to gather his wits as Kevin Hunter ponders his next move with a big ol smirk on his face. He sprints to one side and then back towards Savage as he springboards off the ropes and over Savage as he hits Phenomenon!!!!!! Holy crap he just flipped over Savage and drove his head into the guardrails with a DDT!!! Ryan Savage has got to be out!!!!

Flannery McCoy: He indeed must be out TB but for some reason Kevin is no hurry as he mocks fans at ringside! He rolls in Savage as he slowly rolls into the ring. He walks up on Savage as he mockingly places his boot on the chest for the pin.

1!!
2!!
2.999!!!
SHOULDER UP!!!!

Stew-O: Ryan Savage is still alive, Hunter might’ve gotten the pin if he went for it but gave his foe every chance to toss up a shoulder to get out of the predicament. Kevin slaps him across the face as he drags him over to the ropes! He tosses him through as Savage just rests on the outside and Hunter lifts up Savage to his feet. The ref says something to Hunter as he nearly gets backhanded by Kevin Hunter. He now turns his attention back towards Savage who springs to life as he all of a sudden and catches Kevin Hunter in a rope aided leaping triangle choke!!!!

Talib Bari: That’s 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu right there fellas! And look at the ref, he’s slowly counting to five as Ryan Savage lets go of the hold and Kevin Hunter stumbles backwards, trying to catch his breath. Savage comes rolling back in as he catches Kevin Hunter standing up a d he hits him with C-C-C-C-COMBO!!! Shoot Kick! Slap! Jumping High Knee Strike! Shoot Kick! Legsweep! Savage somewhat catches his balance as he stumbles into the corner only to be repeatedly drilled in the head with some elbows as Hunter collapse forward onto the ground. Ryan Savage is calling for 10th Planet!! He’s going to go for the arm bar and try to finish this off right here, right now! Savage gets Hunter to his feet and then quickly jumps and lands the cross arm breaker as Hunter is in deep trouble. Hunter is frantically looking for the ropes as he tries to get to them! He’s inches away only for Savage to sink the submission in deeper. Hunter uses his free hand to punch his foe in the junk which was not seen by the ref as this loosens the hold! It’s enough as he find his way to his feet, lifts up Savage and stumbles forward into the corner! Savage tries to sink the arm deeper but Hunter has other ideas as he steps back and drops him with HUGE POWERBOMB!!!

Flannery McCoy: HOLY CRAP!!! Hunter was doomed! That submission was deep and if it wasn’t for his cheap shot, Kevin Hunter might of tapped! He dug deep to lift up Savage and drop him. Hunter is trying to get the feeling back in his arm as it looks like Ryan Savage is out in the corner. Hunter tells the crowd to shut up as he shakes off the submission attempt. Somehow Ryan Savage awake, helping himself up by the corner ropes and turnbuckles. He turns as Hunter comes screaming in with a splash…. only for Ryan Savage to duck out of the way!!! Hunter bounces backwards towards the middle of the ring!!!

Stew-O: Even groggy, Ryan Savage has some quick reflexes. He shakes the cobwebs as he looks to be lining up the staggering Kevin Hunter. He walks up to him spins him around! A swift kick to the midsection! Spinning kick to the gut, which leans him forward and then a quick kick to the back of the knee that drops him down to one knee! Savage sprints off the ropes and back towards Hunter as he drills him in the face with a running knee!!!!

Talib Bari: Savage picks Hunter up and drops him with a devastating Forgiveness! He picks him up and into a powerbomb, and drives his knees into the middle part of the back of Kevin Hunter!! He quickly goes for the pin!!!

1!!
21!
3!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Your winner via pinfall!!!!! “The Tenth Planet” RYYYYYYAANNNN SSSSAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ryan raises his hands in victory as the camera fades to commercial.)

(Commercial plays for the Old Town Road Western Lifestyle Clothing store, featuring designer cowboy hats, boots, and more! )

(My Way by Limp Bizkit plays loudly over the PA system as Ryan Wilson steps through the curtain leading up to the stage right under the titantron carrying a hockey stick which rests on his left right shoulder. He is followed by Sylvain Primeau and the towering Brujah St-Michel, cracking his knuckles with a bestial smirk on his face who walks behind the Canadian Studmuffin. Wilson takes lead walking slowly towards the ring looking at the crowd frowning at some of them until he makes his way inside the ring and goes to one of the turnbuckles climbing with ability up top and raises his hockey stick high above his head and yells. Doing this on another turnbuckle he then tosses the stick to Sylvain and stands in the middle of the ring. Reaching behind his back, he pulls out a microphone as the music fades out and is replaced by the booing of the crowd. )

Stew-O: The crowd here tonight letting Ryan WIlson know exactly what they think of him! The sharp turn of attitude from WIlson in the last few weeks has been a mixed bag for Ryan, with him picking up a win alongside the Queen’s COurt last week, but losing out on a title shot to his former partner Shaker Jones. Talib, Flannery, what do you think he’s going to say?

Flannery McCoy: He certainly has a new attitude, I, for one, may not agree with his delivery, but it’s a good change for him, I think.

Talib Bari: Whatever he says you can bet those two brick houses backing him up will make sure he’s crystal clear!

(Ryan smirks at the booing crowd and raises the mic.)

Ryan Wilson: You stupid people, do you really think I’m bothered by you booing me? Do you really, for one single, solitary second, believe that I am losing any sleep at all over your opinions? Cuz if ya do, then whoa boy, are you all stupider than you look, and I didn’t think that was possible!

Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Ryan Wilson: Yeah? Your mom taught me how. Now, onto important things…the Pure Title. Shaker Jones…Look, fine, I made a mistake, I gave him an open shot when maybe I shouldn’t have, but whatever Shaker done to beat me, however it happened, it was a fluke! I proved that last week as my arms were raised in victory, and he was right where he belongs…in the Loser’s Column. Shaker Jones has pulled the wool over all your eyes, people, he’s not this conquering hero, noooooooooooo, he’s a joke! Shaker Jones is a broken clock that all of a sudden struck his due and now he thinks he’s going to beat Ms. Extreme for the Pure title? The very same title that is my destiny? REALLY?!

(‘I Love It Loud’ by KISS plays, cutting off Ryan as the crowd erupts in cheers for Shaker Jones who walks out onto the stage holding a microphone.)

Flannery McCoy: The Punk Rock Cowboy Shaker Jones! Ryan should have known that if he kept bringing his former partner up that Shaker would arrive!

(Shaker paces back and forth, watching the three men in the ring as he raises the mic.)

Shaker Jones: Aw, poor Ryan…everything has been taken from you, right? It’s never your fault, noooo, you didn’t win the Hardcore title because of someone else, the Score didn’t beat the 1% because everyone just wouldn’t listen to you, and now you aren’t challenging for the Pure title, the title you burned the Score down over, because…why? Because I stole the shot?

Ryan WIlson: Damn right, you don’t deserve to even step foot in the ring with Ms. Extreme, much less challenge for her title!

Shaker Jones: Sure pal, okay…Ryan, buddy, let me make this easy for you…You couldn’t beat me after attacking me with a chair, and beating me down in a brawl before the match, and then in the match you were overconfident, and now you’re spending the Grand Rampage at home watching Stephie Love announce your new Pure Champion…SHAKER JONES!

(Ryan paces back and forth in anger for a moment before making a motion to the Family who exit the ring and start up the ramp after Shaker. Ryan grins evilly and follows behind.)

Ryan Wilson: Well, ‘Buddy’…since you’re not bothered by beatdowns, let’s lay another one on you!

(Ryan drops the mic as the three rush toward Shaker who drops his mc and meets them with punches. The numbers game is too much, though, and Shaker is overwhelmed as Security comes out to seperate them.)

Talib Bari: Shaker Jones bit off more than he can chew here tonight! Security is out here to save him, but you gotta believe that if not, the Family would leave a Shaker sized smear on the ground!

Stew-O: Absolutely right, but we’ve got things under control now, and just in time as Stephie love is in the ring!

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

( “All my Life” by the foo fighters starts up.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Cambridge, Massachusetts, weighing in 194 pounds… FFFFRRRRAAAANNNNNKKKK GGGGGRRRRRAAAAYYYYYSSSSOOOOONNNN!!!

( The crowd boos as Grayson steps out past the curtain.)

Stew: With Grand Rampage just a stone’s throw away, an opportunity for a journeyman like Frank Grayson to find himself in the main event of the biggest show of the year may seem to good to be true, but it is! And it is up for grabs for each and every participant of the Grand Rampage!

Talib: and while the field is wide and it may be too hard to call, you have to think that Grayson’s experience and take no prisoners attitude will really suit him well in that match!

Flannery: That May be true but for a chance to go on to pain for pride and compete for a world championship, every man in that match will give Everything they got to be the last man standing!

(Grayson enters the ring. After a moment his music is replaced by “ Hit ‘em High” by The Wu Tang Clan.)

Stephie Love: And his tag team partner, being accompanied by Albert Hitchman, Weighing In at 348 pounds… FFFFFFEEEEEERRRRAAAALLLLLL KKKKKHHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!

(Khan makes his way down the ramp with Hitchman in his ear, psyching him up the whole way down.)

Stew: we talked about someone like Frank Grayson’s chances in the Grand Rampage match, but after that display of raw strength last week, you have got to believe that Feral Khan just may be one of the odds on favorites!

Talib: I’d agree because any mat who could toss out a 450 pounder like Chudd with as much ease as Feral Khan did, is going to be one of the biggest threats in the Grand Rampage match!

Flannery: It’s scary just thinking about the kind of power Feral Khan possesses, and anyone in his path is in for a rough night!

(Khan Steps through the ropes. A long moment passes as Khan scowls nastily at Grayson before “I don’t give a fuck” by big Sean hits.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents, being accompanied by Carsyn Cater, at a total combined weight of 419 pounds, CROSBY CARTER AND THADD BLAZEVICH… THE FFFFFFLLLLLLOOOOOOOBBBBBRRRROOOOSSSSSSS!!!

(The crowd cheers loudly as the trio of Blazevich and mister and misses carter make step out on the stage.)

Stew: listen to the ovation for these three! The Flo Bros have been on the hunt for a chance at the tag team titles, and you have to think StarrStan will be looking closely at this match to seeing if he thinks they’re ready to take on the Jaded Hearts!

Talib: That May be the case but I think the real story here tonight is what is the condition of Crosby Carter?! Remember he collapsed after that street fight with Mark Michaels and needed medical attention!

Flannery: Well whatever the condition Carter is in, he’ll be giving it his all tonight!

(The Flo bros each hop over the top rope into the ring. As they do Grayson motions for Khan to take his place on the apron, which somewhat draws a bit of ire from the 348 pounder. Khan looks over at Hitchman who slowly nods. With stunning speed, Feral Khan turns and attacks Frank Grayson as the Bros look on.)

Stew-O: WHAT IS GOING ON!? Feral Khan is attacking his tag team partner! Khan splashes Frank in the corner, absolutely crushing Grayson who falls to the mat! Khan pulls him to his feet…STRONGMAN PLUNGE! Frank is out!
(Khan exits rolls under the ropes and stands at ringside with Hitchman as Frank struggles to pull himself up. Using the ropes.)

DING DING DING

Stew: there’s the bell, Grayson can barely stand, but here comes Carter, AND CROSBY LANDS A KICK TO THE GUT… BNNNNRRRROOOO-OOOOOUUUUTTTT!!! Crosby quickly makes the tag, Blazevich climbing up the turnbuckles… FFFFLLLLLOOOOBBBBBRRRROOOO 420!!!! WHAT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! COVER IS MADE!

Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!

DING DING DING!

(“I don’t give a fuck” by Big Sean starts up.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE FFFFFLLLLLLOOOOOBBBBBRRRROOOOOSSSS!!!!

Stew: Khan and Hitchman look pleased with themselves! Frank was laid out before the match even began, and it seems like this short lived team is over!

Talib: The Flo Bros did not come to play around tonight, they are taking every team thrown their way seriously because they know to get those tag team titles they’ll have to be at the top of their game!

Flannery: well by the looks of it, they’re ready and if I were the Jaded Hearts I’d be paying very close attention to what just happened here tonight!

Stew: Stay tuned folks we have a lot more action here tonight!

(Commercial plays for the EAW Be Elite Program featuring Veena Adams, remember kids, don’t be a dick, be Elite!)

(Back from commercial we seem Hitchman and Khan in the ring, the FloBros and Frank Grayson nowhere to be seen, having left the ring during commercial. Hitchman stands with his hands folded in front of him, soaking in the boos from the crowd, as if he is waiting for something.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty, during the commercial Hitchman and Khan took the ring and have just been standing without saying anything…

(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays as Lucas Johnson makes his way down the ramp grinning ear to ear at Hitchman and Khan in the ring. As he enters Hitch finally raises the microphone to speak.)

Hitchman: Now that we’re all here, allow me to introduce myself, I am Albert Hitchman, advocate for the two men who stand before you in the Wrestling Machine Lucas Johnson and the living embodiment of strength Feral Khan…and together they form a unit truly without equal in this company. What you saw tonight with Frank was an example…see, Frank Grayson, I thought, had potential…I thought maybe he would be a good fit for out association, this thing of ours that we are building…but the more I spoke to him the more I realized that I was mistaken…see, Frank just didn’t have what it takes to stand side by side with the freak of nature that is Feral Khan or the future of Dynasty in Lucas Johnson. He. Just. Didn’t. Cut.It. So, we cut him. Frank is now backstage, alone, just like he was last week, but now he has been taught a lesson, and what is that lesson? Why did we leave Frank at the mercy of the FloBros? Why didn’t Feral Khan even try to help him? It’s simple…at the end of the day Frank is didn’t have the mind to fo business.

(Hitchman shrugs and looks at the men flanking him. Lucas laughs at the misfortune of Frank while Khan simply stares straight ahead.)

Hitchman: That’s not to say that no one would fit in with us, certainly not, as a matter of fact I’ve got my eye on more than a few individuals who would make the right fit for us…who? Well…don’t worry about that. All you need to worry about is we’re here, and we’re not going anywhere…so deal with it!

(‘Young and Bitter’ begins playing again as the three exit the ring. The camera transitions to the announce table where Stew has his hand to his ear.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, I understand we’re going to cut to the back right now…there’s apparently been some sort of incident…

(The camera transitions to backstage where we see EAW CS/FO Andy Dominguez laying on the ground surrounded by a medical team as Starr Stan watches on, pacing back and forth. As he does the Production assistant from before approaches him.)

Production Assistant: Mr.Stan…

(Starr looks up startled.)

Starr Stan: Tell me you found him? You found Mark Michaels?

(The P.A. looks uneasy.)

Production Assistant: Yes sir, well kind of…security says he just left the arena in a hurry.

Starr Stan: DAMMIT!

(The P.A. jumps at the outburst. Starr tries to calm himself before looking over at Dominguez, who the medical staff is moving to a stretched, much like Michael Belfort earlier in the evening. Starr breathes in sharply through his nose and looks at the Assistant.)

Starr Stan: Michaels will pay for this…

(The camera transitions to Stephie Love in the ring.)

(Dynasty returns from commercial break and Stephie is shown standing in the ring.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(“The Devil In I” by Slipknot begins to play and crowd erupts as Jason McKormick walks onto the stage.)

Stew-O: Welcome back to Dynasty, EAW Universe. As you can see, this year’s King of Elite finalist is making his way to the ring.

Flannery McCoy: Jason McKormick returns to action tonight against newcomer Ronan Malosi and I’m sure this match is going to be an interesting fight!

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM JACKSON, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS… HE IS THE LUNATIC… JASON MCKORMICK!!!!

(Jason gets into the ring and poses for the crowd, who seem happy to see him back inside the ring.)

Talib Bari: I’m kind of curious to see where Jason’s head is at. The Score is done and now he’s on his own. I can’t help but wonder what’s next for this man?

Stew-O: Grand Rampage?

Flannery McCoy: ‍I guess we’ll find that out soon enough!

(Jason’s music cuts and is replaced Red’s song, “Damage.”)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA… WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS… HE IS THE JUGGERNAUT… RONAN MALOSI!!!

Talib Bari: This crowd seems unsure of how to react to this newcomer, guys. Ronan Malosi looks pretty impressive though. He’s got a commanding presence inside that ring.

Stew-O: And he’s highly skilled. Ronan is a former MMA fighter and brings a lot of pure striking ability to the table.

Flannery McCoy: He also has a temper on him. Jason McKormick is definitely going to have his hands full tonight!

(Ronan scowls at all the fans as he makes his way down the ramp and gets into the ring. Ronan scales the ropes and lets out a war cry!)

Talib Bari: THERE GOES JASON! HE’S NOT EVEN WAITING FOR THE BELL! HE SLAMS INTO RONAN MALOSI AND PULLS HIM TO THE MAT!! JASON MOUNTS RONAN AND BEGINS PUNCHING HIM!

Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO SEPARATE THESE TWO BUT IT’S RONAN WHO THROWS MCKORMICK OFF AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! JASON IS BACK UP AS WELL!!! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: NOW this match is officially underway! What a hell of a start for these two men! Ronan comes in tonight what the height advantage, but he’s facing a very determined opponent tonight in Jason McKormick, as we’ve already seen! McKormick is a former King of Elite finalist, as previously stated. He’s got big match experience here in EAW, so this match up should be a good one.

Flannery McCoy: The two lock up and it’s a fight for positioning as Malosi gains the upper hand and forces McKormick back against the turnbuckles. The referee forces a break, but Malosi goes right back to work… driving his shoulder repeatedly into McKormick’s gut! Jason is doubled over in pain and Malosi follows up those shoulder thrusts with a series of clubbing blows to the back! Jason hits his knees and the former MMA fighter begins driving his knee into Jason’s face! Ronan Malosi grabs Jason McKormick by the hair and drags him to the center of the ring.

Talib Bari: He deadlifts Jason up in a suplex position and brings him down to the mat! Nice start from Malosi! He drops down and goes for the cover!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TT—

Flannery McCoy: Kick out from McKormick!

Talib Bari: Malosi goes right back to work! He’s back up and stomping away on Jason McKormick now! McKormick tries to roll away and get to the ropes, but Malosi grabs him by the tights and jerks him up. McKormick manages to fight off Malosi, but Malosi takes his knee and drives it into Jason’s midsection! He grabs Jason and they’ve locked up again! Malosi shoves Jason off, and drives him back into the corner, once again going for those shoulder thrusts! This time Jason McKormick fires back hammerfist shots to the back! Malosi drops to a knee and McKormick knees him in the face, sending The Juggernaut back on the mat! McKormick scrambles up the ropes… ELBOW DROP!

Stew-O: Jason McKormick with the cover!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Talib Bari: KICK OUT!

Stew-O: Jason is back up now and he grabs Ronan! He throws Ronan into the corner and starts putting the boots to him! Ronan lands in a seated position and Jason slams his foot into Ronan’s face! He kicks him again! AND AGAIN! Jason grabs Ronan and pulls him out of the corner! He goes for the cover!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TT—

Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT FROM THE JUGGERNAUT!

Talib Bari: Jason grabs Ronan and pulls him up! Ronan fights him off. Jason rushes the ropes! He comes flying back at Ronan! DROP KICK TO RONAN! RONAN STAGGERS BACK! JASON WITH ANOTHER DROP KICK AND RONAN FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! JASON RUNS FORWARD AND NAILS RONAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE… SENDING RONAN MALOSI OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Flannery McCoy: We’re going to be seeing a lot of that next weekend!

Stew-O: Jason drops to the outside and he begins hammering away on Ronan! He grabs Ronan up and tries to whip him into the steel barricades! Ronan plants his feet! He strikes Jason in the face with his palm! Ronan takes Jason… he turns him around! RONAN JUST THREW JASON HEADFIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!

Flannery McCoy: Ronan crouches down and waits for Jason the sit back up! Jay-Mac FINALLY gets himself into a sitting position! Ronan takes off running! BOOT TO THE FACE! JASON’S HEAD JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED BETWEEN RONAN’S BOOT AND THE RING STEPS!

Talib Bari: Ronan grabs Jason and throws him into the ring! He picks Jason up! RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! RONAN CRAWLS OVER TO THE JASON AND GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: KICK OUT FROM JASON!

Talib Bari: Ronan Malosi gets back up and jerks Jason up by the hair. He whips Jason across the ring but Jason ducks the clothesline! Jason hits the ropes but he hooks his arms around them! Ronan charges towards him but Jason gets his feet up! Ronan staggers back and Jason springs forward! Running forearm! Ronan hits the mat! Jason begins stomping away on Ronan to soften him up before picking him up! Jason with an uppercut! Jason grabs Ronan! SPIKED DDT!! JASON GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTT—

Flannery McCoy: RONAN KICKS OUT!

Talib Bari: JASON BACKS UP AND HE WAITS FOR RONAN TO GET UP! JASON IS GOING FOR THAT SKULL PUNT OF HIS!

Stew-O: RONAN MANAGES TO DUCK THE SKULL PUNT THOUGH! JASON MISSED! RONAN IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET NOW! JASON WHIRLS AROUND! RONAN GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A NECKBREAKER! JASON SHOVES HIM OFF! JASON GOES FOR A KICK! BUT RONAN CATCHES HIS FOOT! RONAN SPINS JASON AROUND AND HE NEARLY TAKES THE LUNATIC’S HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! JASON IS DOWN! RONAN MOUNTS JASON AND HE IS WAILING AWAY ON HIM NOW! THERE’S NOT A LOT THAT JASON CAN DO AT THE MOMENT! HE IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS AGAINST THESE DEVASTATING STRIKES FROM RONAN MALOSI!

Talib Bari: RONAN FINALLY TIRES! HE KICKS JASON OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH AND DEADLIFTS HIM UP! RONAN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! RONAN FLIPS OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: JASON KICKS OUT THOUGH! RONAN LOCKS HIS HAND AROUND JASON’S NECK AND NOW HE’S CHOKING HIM! THE REFEREE IS BEING FORCED INTO THE SITUATION NOW AND HE IS TRYING TO GET RONAN MALOSI TO LET GO OF THE CHOKE!!! RONAN DOESN’T WANT TO LET GO! HE HAS NO CHOICE THOUGH!!!

Stew-O: The referee forces Ronan off of Jason and starts to reprimand him! That allows Jason to roll over to the ropes and start hoisting himself back up! Ronan shoves the referee aside and charges at Jason! Jason ducks and sends Ronan over the top ro—

Talib Bari: HE LANDS ON THE APRON!

Flannery McCoy: HE CLUBS JASON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! JASON WHIRLS AROUND! HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! RONAN BLOCKS THE SHOT AND DUCKS BETWEEN THE ROPES, CATCHING JASON THE GUT! JASON STUMBLES BACK AND THAT ALLOWS RONAN TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!

Talib Bari: Ronan Malosi grabs Jason and he lifts him up into a powerbomb position! Jason fights back with several rights and lefts, and he slips out of Ronan’s grip! Jason lands on his feet and nails Ronan with an uppercut! He follows up with another… AND ANOTHER! JASON GOES TO WHIP RONAN INTO THE ROPES BUT RONAN PLANTS HIS FEET! HE REVERSES THE WHIP AND SENDS JASON ACROSS THE RING! JASON DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE!

Flannery McCoy: RONAN DECIDES TO TRY A BIG BOOT NOW, BUT JASON DUCKS THAT TOO! JASON MCKORMICK DROPS DOWN AND HE PULLS RONAN DOWN TO THE MAT! JASON WITH A ROLL UP! JASON WITH A ROLL UP!!! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN TO COUNT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: HE GOT HIM!

Talib Bari: HOLY CRAP HE GOT HIM!

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… JASON MCKORMICK!

(Jason’s theme music blasts across the PA system and quickly rolls out of the ring. Ronan Malosi has already gotten back to his feet and he is pissed.)

Flannery McCoy: JASON LITERALLY GOT THAT WIN OUT OF NOWHERE! I don’t even know what to say!!!

Talib Bari: Neither does Ronan Malosi because he is seriously pissed off right now!

(Ronan has grabbed the referee and he is livid right now. He’s shaking the referee and demanding that he restart the match! The referee refuses and Ronan throws the poor man to the mat. He begins kicking the ropes and screaming obscenities at everything! The Juggernaut gets out of the ring and storms over to where Stephie is sitting. Stephie understandably gets the hell out of the way and Ronan grabs her chair, folding it up, and slamming it into the Spanish announce table! He starts grabbing the monitors, ripping them out of the broadcast booth and throwing them on the ground.)

Stew-O: We should probably go to commercial.

Talib Bari: Ronan Malosi has completely lost it.

Flannery McCoy: I guess he doesn’t like losing matches!

(Ronan continues to destroy the Spanish announce table as Dynasty fades to commercial break.)

(Commercial plays for Canadian Milk Manufacturing, Inc. Featuring Xander Payne. Milk bag goodness awaits!)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen this is the main event, and it will be contested under…PURE RULES, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!

(The crowd’s cheers grow as “Gangsta” by New Years Day hits and Ms. Extreme walks out to the stage, the crowd is boisterous as she moves closer to the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Calabasas, California, WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS…SHE IS THE PURE CHAMPION, MS…EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well Ms. Extreme doesn’t have to fret as the PURE Championship isn’t on the line in this matchup.

Flannery McCoy: But she also has to worry that if she doesn’t win tonight, her opponent tonight Donovan Cross, is going to get a PURE title shot.

(Ms. Extreme enters the ring and holds the PURE Championship high in the air so everyone in the arena can see it. As she walks to her corner “Gangsta” fades off and is replaced by “I Wanna Be Your Sin” by Children of October. Donovan Cross walks out and the cheers are quickly replaced by boos)

Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM PORTLAND, OREGON, WEIGHING IN AT 198 POUNDS…DONOVAN…CROSS!

Talib Bari: Donovan has been lukewarm these past few weeks and I don’t know what to expect from him out of this match.

Stew-O: Well he’s got a PURE Championship match so he must be doing something right, also “lukewarm.”

(Donovan quickly walks up to Ms. Extreme but as soon as he gets a foot away from her the ref splits them up, Ms. Extreme holds her title up again as Donovan starts to mock her, as both competitors reach their corner the ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go, Cross and Camille are locking up. Donovan pushing Camille to the ropes…clean break. They’re circling around, they lock up again, Donovan, has a headlock locked in. Cross bringing Camille to the ground into a, grounded headlock. Camille pushing away, they’re circling around again, Donovan throwing Camille to the ropes…Camille with a clothesline-no, Donovan ducking under, FOREARM TO THE BACK OF CAMILLE’S NECK! Ms. Extreme turning around…THRUST KICK BY DONOVAN CROSS TO THE GUT OF CAMILLE! Donovan throwing Camille down for the pin!

Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: Quick kick out by Camille. As Donovan runs the ropes…DROPKICK, NO CAMILLE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! She’s up to her feet, armbar by Camille…FORCED BREAK AS DONOVAN GRABS THE ROPES!

Ref: 1ST ROPE BREAK BY DONOVAN CROSS!

Stew-O: Donovan looking a bit shocked, he used his 1st rope break so early in the match, but he has too more, so he doesn’t have to be afraid- DONOVAN PUSHING CAMILLE TO THE CORNER, OH- It looked like he was about to punch her, SLAP TO THE FACE BY DONOVAN! OH! CAMILLE BOMBARDING DONOVAN, she’s carefully considering it with kicks and punches aiming for the gut, Donovan pushed to the opposite corner, Camille running, DONOVAN MOVING OUT OF THE WAY, HE GRABS CAMILLE…MS. EXTREME THROWN RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! DONOVAN PULLING HER OUT, HE GOES FOR THE PIN!

Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE WITH THE KICKOUT! Camille getting up…DONOVAN WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT, BUT CAMILLE WITH A KICK TO THE LEG OF DONOVAN, bringing him down. Camille running behind Donovan…DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF DONOVAN CROSS! Camille pulling Donovan down…KNEE DROP TO THE LEG OF DONOVAN, Donovan screaming in pain as Camille transitions into a…FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! ADDING MORE PAIN TO THAT LEG OF DONOVAN CROSS. HE’S STUCK BETWEEN GRABBING THE ROPES OR ESCAPING, HE’S REACHING OUT, DONOVAN IS CRAWLING TO SAFETY BUT IS ALSO CRAWLING TO A 2ND ROPE BREAK…DONOVAN! HE’S PUSHING UP, DONOVAN IS TURNING…HE’S REVERSED THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK ON MS. EXTREME! CAMILLE LETTING GO QUICKLY AS SHE FOLLOWS DONOVAN GETTING UP! Donovan kicking the side of Camille, Camille aches over to the left as Donovan grabs the arm of Camille…ARM WRENCH BY CAMILLE, PUNCH TO THE FACE OF DONOVAN CROSS, BUT HE’S STILL HOLDING ON…CAMILLE GRABBING THE ROPES!

Ref: 1ST ROPE BREAK BY MS. EXTREME!

Talib Bari: The ref forcing the break as Camille sighs…DONOVAN PUSHING CAMILLE…OUT OF THE RING! The ref is starting the count…

Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: Both competitors are struggling outside, DONOVAN SLAMMING CAMILLE’S HEAD DOWN ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE, BUT CAMILLE RETURNS…CAMILLE THROWING DONOVAN CROSS RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!

Ref: TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Camille running…KNEE TO THE GUT OF DONOVAN! Camille dragging Donovan closer to the ring post…

Ref: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE SLAMMING DONOVAN’S HEAD ONTO THE RINGPOST! CAMILLE ISN’T LETTING UP THO, SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF DONOVAN, OH! OH! DONOVAN BEING SLAMMED ONTO THE POST, CRACKING ON HIS BACK!

Ref: FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Looking like Camille is letting go, Donovan shoving away, but Camille is running…INVERTED CROSS BY DONOVAN, THE RUNNING CROSSBODY OUT ON RINGSIDE TO MS. EXTREME!

Ref: FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: Looks like Donovan isn’t done yet as he’s waiting for Camille to get up, she’s slowly getting up, she looks awfully affected by that inverted cross as she’s shaking her head trying to get her senses back…

Ref: SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Donovan running at Ms. Extreme again…BUT DONOVAN IS GRABBED…SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR, RED HANDED IS LOCKED IN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, DONOVAN CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS HE SCREAMS IN AGONY!

Ref: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: DONOVAN HAS NOTHING TO REACH FOR, THERE’S NO ROPES HE HAS NO CHOICE!

Ref: EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: DONOVAN TAPS! BUT THERE’S NO POINT, IT’S ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT!

Ref: TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: DONOVAN! OUCH! HE’S PAINFULLY ROLLING OVER, HE’S UP IN A KNEELING POSITION!

Ref: TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: HE’S LANDING PUNCHES DOWN ON CAMILLE…SHE LETS GO OF THE HOLD RELIEVING DONOVAN!

Ref: THIRTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME GRABBING DONOVAN, SHE THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, MS. EXTREME ROLLING INTO THE RING LEAVING DONOVAN ON THE OUTSIDE!

Ref: FOURTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIFTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: DONOVAN GETTING UP AND RUNNING TO THE RING…BUT CAMILLE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!

Ref: SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO DONOVAN GRABBING CAMILLE AND PULLING HER OUT OF THE RING, DONOVAN HEADING INTO THE RING AS MS. EXTREME FOLLOWS…

Ref: SEVENTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talib Bari: BOTH COMPETITORS ARE IN THE RING! CAMILLE RUNNING…GUT PUNCH TO DONOVAN, CAMILLE PULLING DONOVAN CROSS TO THE GROUND BY THE FEET…LEGBREAKER! Ms. Extreme yet again going for the leg of Donovan Cross trying to weaken it so she has a advantage in this match…SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB BY CAMILLE! CAMILLE DROPPING ALL HER WEIGHT DOWN ON DONOVAN, HE’S IN AGONY AS HIS LEG IS BEING SNAPPED IN HALF RIGHT NOW! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, YET AGAIN WHAT CAN HE DO! HE’S CRAWLING TO THE ROPES…HE’S ALMOST THERE, ROPE BREAK!

Ref: 2ND ROPE BREAK BY DONOVAN CROSS!

Stew-O: DONOVAN FORCED TO LET GO AS HE GRABS HIS LEG! Camille is pulling him up…DONOVAN WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT…THE AMITYVILLE HORROR! DONOVAN WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER! Donovan is taunting at Ms. Extreme he’s waiting…

Crowd: :lupe:

Flannery McCoy: RYAN WILSON! HE’S PULLED DONOVAN OUT OF THE RING!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Talib Bari: BOTH THE REF AND MS. EXTREME ARE CONFUSED AS RYAN WILSON IS BEATING UP DONOVAN CROSS.

(Ryan finally separates from Donovan as he moves back with a grin on his face as more refs come out to escort him out. Meanwhile the ref is talking to Stephie Love)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED, YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION…DONOVAN…CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Donovan is leaning on the barricade with a smirk on his face as Ms. Extreme argues with the ref holding the title)

Stew-O: DONOVAN GOT THE SHOT.

Flannery McCoy: He did?

Talib Bari: Well he technically won so HE GETS IT!

(Ryan Wilson looks back to the ring as he walks to the stage, he sighs then walks to the back)

Stew-O: Well Donovan has a first class ticket to a match against Ms. Extreme for the title, hats off to him.

Flannery McCoy: We’ll be right back with the contract signing for the Answers World Championship match at the Grand Rampage!

(Final commercial of the evening for Elite Coffee, Drink more coffee.)

(The camera cuts to inside the ring where a table and two comfortable looking leather chairs have been sat up. There’s a contract for the Answers World Championship match at Grand Rampage sitting in the middle along with two pens and two microphones. Dynasty commentator, Stew-O, is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, next Saturday at Grand Rampage, one of the ugliest rivalries in Elite Answers Wrestling history will finally come to a head. Cameron Ella Ava will finally get her chance to dethrone Theron Nikolas and capture the Answers World Championship!

(The idea of Cameron dethroning Theron sends the crowd into an absolute frenzy.)

Stew-O: Tonight, these two will meet inside this ring and sign the contract for that match. So without bothering to beat around the bush anymore, please welcome the challenger… CAMERON ELLA AVA!

(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli hits the public address system and the crowd goes nuts. A few seconds later, Cameron steps onto the stage with a serious look on her face. The ovation from the crowd gets even louder, and Cameron makes her way to the ring. She gets inside, but she doesn’t take a seat. Instead, Cameron stands on her side of the table with her hands on her hips. Once her music fades out, Stew-O announces the champion.)

Stew-O: And her opponent… the Answers World Champion… THERON NIKOLAS!!!

(Instead of Theron’s music playing, “Woo” by Rihanna hits. The Queen’s Court, Amber Keys and Cleopatra, step onto the stage. Both Amber and Cleo have microphones in their hands, and immediately the tension inside the Spectrum Center gets even thicker. The two legendary Elitists walk towards the ring.)

???: Cut the music. Cut the damn music!

(Amber and Cleo, who were halfway down the ramp, freeze. Everyone’s attention turns to the stage. Dynasty General Manager, Starr Stan, is now on the stage. The Queen’s Court music cuts and both Amber and Cleo look annoyed that Starr Stan would dare interrupt them.)

Cleopatra: Excuse me, but we were just on our way to the ring on behalf of the God Emperor himself, Theron.

Starr Stan: And that’s exactly why I’m stopping you. There’s not going to be any type of fuckery tonight. Theron, get your ass out here and sign the damn contract. You two are banned from the ring tonight!

Amber Keys: What?! That’s ridiculous! We have every right to be out here right now! We are part of the 1%!

(Amber and Cleo start shouting at Starr Stan, and inside the ring, Cameron snatches the microphone up from the table.)

Cameron Ella Ava: It shocks absolutely NO ONE that Theron can’t bring his ass out here and handle his own business. The shitty ‘God Emperor’ is nothing but a coward anyway. For months I have been waiting to get my hands on Theron and make him pay for everything he’s put my family and I through, and if he had any balls, he’d get out here right now. But of course he doesn’t because being a gutless, spineless coward pretty much sums up Theron’s entire reign as Answers World Champion. He couldn’t win the title on his own. He used DEDEDE and Impact to win it for him. He used Jack Ripley to do his bitch work for him. Now he’s using the two of you, which honestly blows my mind. You two pride yourselves on being pioneers for women in this business. And maybe that’s true. Cleo, I will never deny the fact that everything you and I have been through has made me a better competitor. We have pushed each other to our limits time and time again. As far as you go Amber, I know what you’re capable, and I know you love taking credit for making DEDEDE into the monster he became. Perhaps you did. In that case, you are rotten to the core and nothing but pure evil. But here’s the thing. For all that you two are capable of, and for everything that you have accomplished in this company, your legacies are being spit on and laughed at every time you let Theron use you. Think what you want about your alliance to him, but myself and everyone else knows that you two are nothing more than servants to him.

(Obviously Cleo and Amber both take exception to this, and both of them march right to the ring. Starr Stan calls for security, and they rush down the ramp, cutting Cleo and Amber off before they can get inside and attack Cameron. Cleo and Amber aren’t thrilled whatsoever at the fact they are dragged from the ring, and taken to the back. Cameron looks completely over this entire scene and raises the microphone back to her mouth.)

Cameron Ella Ava: THERON, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

Starr Stan: I’ll do you one better, Cameron. If Theron doesn’t come out in the next minute or so to sign the contract, I will strip him of the Answers World Championship!

(The crowd pops huge for that! Clearly no one wants to see Theron now except for Cam, because clearly she wants to beat his ass. Seconds pass and FINALLY “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI begins to play. An annoyed Answers World Champion walks onto the stage and if looks could kill, Starr Stan would literally be dead right now. Starr Stan doesn’t react at all to Theron’s murderous look. After glaring a hole through the Dynasty General Manager, Theron finally makes his way down to the ring. It takes every ounce of willpower Cameron possesses to not attack Theron as he climbs into the ring. He arrogantly raises the Answers World Championship up, but Cameron’s eyes never leave Theron’s. Once his music fades out, Stew-O begins to speak again.)

Stew-O: I think we can all agree that signing this piece of paper is just a formality. Both of your legal teams have already looked over the contract and both parties have agreed to the terms and conditions laid out. Cameron, as the challenger, you will sign first. If you please.

Cameron Ella Ava: Gladly.

(Cameron grabs one of the pens, uncaps it, and scrawls her signature on the contract. She slams the pen down and takes a deep breath. It was finally happening! Stew-O turns to Theron, who has placed the Answers World Championship on his shoulder.)

Stew-O: Theron, if you please.

(Theron rolls his eyes, and he lazily reaches for a pen. He goes to uncap it, but stops. An arrogant smirk crosses his face and he reaches for the microphone.)

Theron Nikolas: Perhaps this is just a formality, but as the Answers World Champion, I have every right to take my time when it comes to signing this. Even after I have said this time and time again, people still don’t seem to understand the power I hold here. You can question my motives all you want about how I got to this point, but the fact of the matter is, I got here. I utilized my King of Elite crown in the most effective of ways, proving that timing is everything and exposing the so-called hardcore king Darkane, as nothing more than soft. I have overcome every obstacle that has been thrown my way with careful planning and absolutely perfect execution. Everything that has happened on Dynasty this season is because I have wanted it too happen, or have allowed it to happen. You see, I have made myself into a God Emperor. I am no ordinary man. I am not your average wrestler. And I’m certainly not someone who is going to lose a world championship to the likes of Cameron Ella Ava.

(Theron looks down his nose at Cameron.)

Theron Nikolas: All of us can agree on the fact that this has been awhile in the making. Ever since the draft show when the original 1% sent your husband into temporary retirement, you have been foaming at the mouth like a bitch in heat to get your hands on me. You’ve defeated Ripley. You’ve defeated DEDEDE. But you have never gotten your chance to face me. Well at Grand Rampage, you’re getting that chance and it will be the only one you get. I have no doubt that you’ll do whatever you can to make it count, but here’s what you need to know about Grand Rampage, Cameron. For all the things I’ve done, and for all the chaos I’ve had a hand in creating, whatever happens to you next weekend is going to be the culmination of all of that. You were the one. You could have been one of us. But when we extended our hand to you, you spit in our faces. Since then you have been used, abused, violated, degraded, humiliated, and forced to watch your family suffer at the hands of every version of the 1%. While you may have been good enough to defeat Ripley, it was Erebus Jennings who took his PURE Championship. While you might have made DEDEDE say ‘I Quit’, it was myself and the Queen’s Court who ended his miserable and traitorous existence. I could keep going, but why keep rubbing your shortcomings in your face? The beating I’m going to hand to you come Grand Rampage is going to finally be the one that puts you in your rightful place. Just like everyone else on this roster, your husband included, you will kneel at the feet of the God Emperor.

(Theron smirks at Cameron and finally removes the pen cap. He bends down and signs his name on the contract.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gent-

(Cameron wastes no time going after Theron! She grabs the champion by the hair and slams his face off the table! Theron drops his title and staggers back and Cameron leaps over the table! She tackles Theron to the ground and mounts him, beating the living shit out of him. Her punches are closed-fisted and she holds absolutely nothing back! Theron gets his hands up to try and defend himself, but Cameron wraps her hands around his throat and starts choking the life out of him.

Theron kicks and thrashes underneath of Cameron, and The Goddess responds by clutching his throat with one hand and slapping the shit out of him with the other. She rakes her fingernails down his face, drawing blood, before getting back to her feet. She pulls Theron up by the hair and nails him in the face with several decisive forearm shots! Theron attempts to fight back, but Cameron knees him in the balls, and that drops Theron to his knees.)

Cameron Ella Ava (Off Mic): KnEeL tO tHe GoD eMpEroR. Look who’s on their knees now!!!

(Cameron jerks Theron up once again and she lifts him up onto her shoulders! The whole crowd is going crazy as Cameron turns in the direction of the table and executes ‘Breaking Barriers’ on Theron! Theron crashes through the table and Cameron walks over to the Answers World Championship, snatching it off the mat. She stands over Theron’s body and hoist that championship in the air as Dynasty fades out.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)