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Dynasty vs Showdown 2010

A Battle for Brand Supremacy!

(A huge display of Red and Blue fireworks break the silence as the camera fades around Madison Square Garden and a mash-up of Dynasty and Showdown themes plays)

Deadprez: Welcome to the greatest and most widely renowned arena in the WORLD.. We’re here at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! And this is Dynasty vs. Showdown! I’m Deadprez alongside 2 of my great partners, veteran of the ring Edge & TNA Rocks and broadcasting legend, Stew-O!

Stew-O: Thank you, Prez and all I can say at this point is that I can’t wait to get this show kicked off and started.. I mean just LOOK at these matches we have to wait for tonight… The 5 on 5 tag, Robbie vs. Viper, we even got EAW’s two World Champs doing battle tonight!

ETR: Don’t forget about the EAW legends, Mak and Jaywalker doing battle once again here tonight. That will definitely be a treat to not only us, but everyone who decides to watch! These guys have a long history between them, and even though we’ve seen these guys fight before, it just never gets old watching the best of the best at what they do go at it in the ring..

(Camera fades backstage to CM Bank$ sitting in his dressing room with Jon Kelton who is in his ring gear and getting ready for his match)

CM Bank$: Don’t forget Kelton, you’re responsible for giving MY brand a good image tonight… You’re representing the entire brand of Showdown and if there’s ANYTHING in the world that I could ask of you right now, it’s that you don’t let me down. I’ll be rootin for you out there Jon, forget those other chumps on the team… They couldn’t represent the Showdown brand if they got a full body tattoo of the Showdown logo… It’s all you out there man… it’s YOUR responsibility to take home the victory for Showdown..

Jon Kelton: I know Bank$… It’s all me.. And I’m feelin it. I’ma go out there and perform better than I ever have before in my career. This is an important match. Dynasty vs. Showdown. This is the time to end the argument that’s been going on for so long.. Which brand is better? Who is the A-Brand?… It’s Showdown Bank$..

(Jon Kelton walks out of the room and leaves Bank$ smiling)

(The Heart Break Boy enters the room as Kelton leaves)

CM Bank$: What the hell are you doing¾

Heart Break Boy: What am I doing? Hold on a sec… The better question is what are YOU doing telling Kelton that “It’s all him…” I heard it… And Bank$, it’s a load of BS… If you think you’re “mentoring” him, you’re completely wrong. All you’re doing is teaching him how to be the next stuck up, cockyass EAW extremist who thinks wayyyy too highly of himself… So you’re basically teaching him how to be the next CM Bank$.

CM Bank$: I don’t see a problem with it, HBB… If you think there’s something wrong with being the next CM Bank$ ¾ Hold on, let me show you something to further prove my point…

(CM Bank$ grabs the World Heavyweight Championship out of his locker)

CM Bank$: I’m a champion, HBB… All I’m doing is teaching Kelton how to be a World Champion. Almost as good a champion as I am… but not as bad of a champion as you were.

Heart Break Boy: Oh please… you haven’t even defended that title of yours yet… so don’t be off to the races to brag about how good a champion you are just yet… We’ll see who’s the better champion, Bank$… or even better, we’ll see who’s the NEXT Champion.. Now if you don’t mind, I have a match to get to…

(HBB turns to leave, but quickly turns around and fakes a Superkick on CM Bank$ as he falls to his couch to dodge it)

Heart Break Boy (laughing): Ah man, he falls for it again… that never gets old.

(HBB leaves as Bank$ angrily watches him go)

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a 10-Man BRAND WARFARE Tag Team Contest scheduled for one fall!

…. ( Long silence )

( Hova’s music plays as Crowd gives a massive Mixed Reaction when all 5 members of team Dynasty come out )

Announcer: Entering first, representing the Dynasty Brand!!!…. The team of Kevin Devastation, Hurricane Hawk, The InterBranded Champion, Speedy, Mister K…. and the OWNER & Team Captain of Dynasty…. HOVA!!!! They are TEEEEEEEEAM… DYYYYYYYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Stew-O: The animosity all started when Hova stated his opinion on Showdown! And the whole reason this event is even HAPPENING is because of Hova! Because Hova came out on an episode of Dynasty, and Hova said how he truly felt! And understandably, he offended some people and Heart Break Boy wasn’t gonna keep his tail in between his legs! I could retell the story in 3 different ways, but it all comes down to this! And team team Dynasty, sporting Dynasty colors are here! They all look ready! But they have a challenge ahead of them! ….

( Heart Break Boy’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when all 5 members of team Showdown come out )

Announcer: And their opponents!!!! …. Representing the Showdown Brand!!!! …. The team of Matt Ryder, Regulator, Jon Kelton, Starr/Stan and the SHOWDOWN Team Captain… the HEART… BREEEEEEEAK… BOOOOOOY!!!! …. They are TEEEEEEEEEAM…. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!

Deadprez: Team Showdown! Look at the tale of the tape! We couldn’t fit it on the screen! Im tellin you this team is starr-packed, and no pun intended, but speaking of star-packed, one of these men, Starr/Stan, former EAW Champion in himself! Heart Break Boy former World Heavyweight Champion! Regulator one of the PREMIERE wrestlers in the entire industry! And two up and comers, Matt Ryder and Kelton… the facts speak for itsself, while Showdown has several World Champions…. Team Dynasty’s only World Champion and most experienced in the team is Mister K, and MK will have to take the position as partial leader, i think both teams have done well in balancing each other though! This should be something else!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew-O: Its 5 on 5…. and first in the ring are Hurricane Hawk and Matt Ryder, as they lock up… and Matt backs Hawk in the ring with that tieup, and Matt thrust several knees into Hurricane Hawk’s midsection! The rules of this match is simple, there is only 1 fall, which is why each matchup is crucial! Matt rams several forearms into Hawk’s spine, and Matt connects a snap suplex in the ring, and applies a Bow & Arrow submission…. and Hawk is struggling out of it, but he’s getting to his feet successfully and Hawk BACKFLIPS AND HITS A KNEE Into Matt’s skull!! And Hawk still lands on his feet, and connects an Armdrag/Takedown as Matt is knocked down! And Matt gets back up as Hawk runs and connects a MEEEEEAN CROSSBODY!!!

Deadprez: And the press!!! 1!!!!!……….2!!!!… but Matt swiftly kicks out! And Hawk extends two hands now…. it looks like both Speedy AND MK are coming in! This is peculiar! And both men grab Matt… and both men connect a SUPLEX into the canvas!!! As Matt hits the mat hard! And the ref is telling Speedy to get back to the corner, since both men obviously cant be in, but Speedy is refusing! And IN COMES REGULATOR! In comes Reg!!! As Reg rushes towards Speedy and CLOBBERS HIM WITH LEFT AND RIGHTS, BACKING HIM INTO A CORNER!!! But Kevin Devastation enters the ring, and CONNECTS THE BIGBOOT ON REG, and Reg slumps on the middle rope! And Starr wants to get in this, as well as Kelton, but the referee doesn’t want things spiraling out of control! And he sends everyone back into their quarters, as Matt tags in HBB!!! MK took his focus off of Matt, and HBB is tagged in!!!

Stew-O: Its Heart Break Boy and Mister K! These men sure as hell have their history! Both men stare down…. and HBB SLAPS MK ACROSS THE FACE!!!! And delivers more and more knife-edged chops following into MK’s chest!!! And MK strikes back with punches, snapped fists into the face, and MK whips HBB into the ropes… but HBB wrenches the arm before being whipped, and HBB kicks right into MK’s midsection and connects a DDT!!! And HBB covers!!! 1!!!!……………2!!!!!……….. but MK kicks out! That’s a rattling DDT, but MK is getting up trying to shake it off, but its hard! HBB now whips MK to the ropes…. and as MK returns HBB lifts the leg, as MK carries the leg and HBB SHIFTS with a Leg Lariat! But no! MK ducks under it…. and as HBB turns around, Mister K connects a Spinning Scoop Slam!!!

Deadprez: And Mister K goes over to Kevin Devastation, the biggest and tallest man in this matchup! And tags him in! Heart Break Boy is hurt by the scoop slam, but like MK tries to breakthrough from that pain, and crawls and leaps for the tag, as Jon Kelton enters the match! And Kelton…. doesn’t really look all that confident after the size mismatch, and rightfully so, Kelton rethinks this as Kelton tags in Starr!!! And the returning, former EAW Champ, Starr/Stan, not so brand new to the Showdown Brand! And Starr and KD size up…. as they lock up…. BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! WITHIN A HICCUP, STARR SHIFTS BEHIND KEVIN DEVASTATION…. AND HITS A THUNDEROUS OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!!

Stew-O: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

Deadprez: THE RING WAS RATTLED!!! STARR STILL HAS IT!!! And Starr will catch you off guard like THAT!!! And now Starr tears off the straps to his attire!!! We know what Starr’s looking for next!!!! Starr GRABS HOLD OF KD’S ANKLE…. AND HAS IT WRENCHED!!! Kevin Devastation is in a bad situation!!! Kevin isn’t too familiar with that Ankle Lock, and im sure he wasn’t expecting it walking into this!!! And Kevin, on his forearms is going towards the ropes….

Stew-O: AND LOOK AT KD!!! KD SHIFTS, AS STARR IS SENT SHOULDERFIRST into the Steel Ringpost!!! AND WOW!!!! WOW!!!! HOVA, STANDING ON THE RINGPOST AT THE OUTSIDE HAS THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST!!! AND HOVA CONNECTS THE MUGSHOT!!!! RIGHT INTO STARR’S JAW!!!! AS STARR FALLS ON THE MAT!!! Kevin Devastation was just hit with the Olympic Slam, one of the hugest we’ve seen, and Kevin isn’t looking to get the cover, he’s looking for the tag!!! And I THINK HE’S GOT IT!!! KEVIN TAGS IN HURRICANE HAWK! AS HAWK RUNS ON THE APRON TO THE TURNBUCKLE WHERE STARR IS LAID INFRONT OF!!! HAWK IS ALL THE WAY ON THE TOP, AND…. HE LEAPS AND CONNECTS THE HURRICANE 9-1-…. OH NO!!! STARR LIFTS HIS KNEES!!! Hurricane Hawk was looking for the Hurricane 9-1-1, but Starr lifted his knees, but Hawk in midair see’s this and lands on his feet!!!

Deadprez: And Starr rushes to the corner, extends the hand and NOW Jon Kelton is tagged in! But… but Hawk looks like hes going over to Kevin Devastation! Does Kelton FEAR him or something??? Kelton decides NOT to stay, as Hawk tags in Kevin Devastation, and instead Jon Kelton tags in Regulator! And if you look at Reg, he’s still steamed at Speedy… it looks like Reg wants Speedy in this match!!! And Kevin, holding his lower back gives in and tags in Speedy!!! And I think this is what Reg wanted! Him and Speedy! And both men circle the ring….. and tie up!!! BUT SPEEDY WRENCHES REGS ARM QUICKLY!!! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!!… WAIT– NO! Reg grabs onto the ropes, and as Speedy fails to excecute, Reg CLOBBERS Speedy with several clotheslines! And as Speedy gets back to his feet, Regulator whips Speedy into the ropes…
and connects a BACK BODY DROP!!!

Stew-O: And Speedy, leaps back to his feet after that searing pain, Regulator connects a SHOULDERBLOCK now… and Speedy gets back to his feet, as Reg connects another Shoulderblock!!! And as Speedy gets up again, before you know it Regulator is on the top rope…. and as Speedy turns towards Reg, Reg LEAPS OFF and connects the Diving Shoulderblock, sending Speedy down!!! And Reg covers!!! 1!!!!!……………. 2!!!!….. but Speedy kicks out!!! And now Reg pulls Speedy up from behind…. and Reg!!! Reg has his arms wrapped around the waist!!! And connects the GERMAN SUPLEX!!! And Reg is STILL holding on!!! As Reg connects ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! And Reg is still holding on!!! Reg is STILL HOLDING ON, BUT jumping into the ring are MK and Hurricane Hawk!!! And both men are pounding on Reg!!! As Reg lets go of Speedy!!! And now LOOK! Running into the ring is JON KELTON! 😮 And Kelton KNOCK DOWN BOTH MK AND HAWK!!!

Deadprez: Didn’t Kelton not want to be in the match a minute ago??? Kelton knocks both men down! And now look…. Kevin Devastation steps over the ropes and into the ring!! And Kelton is looking into Kevin’s eyes…. and Kelton steps into the apron, as Regulator officially tags in Kelton and he steps back in! But listen to Hova! Hova, the team leader is asking KD to tag him in!!! I think Hova wants in!!! And Kevin agrees, and tags Hova in!!! These two rivals! Hova and Jon Kelton in the match, as meanwhile Regulator and Starr are brawling with Hawk and Mister K in the outside of the ring!! And now both Kelton and Hova lock up, and Hova quickly goes for a Dragon Sleeper!!! But Kelton spins around and connects a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX PIN!!! 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!…. But Hova kicks out!

Stew-O: And Hova gets back up as Kelton gets back up… and Hova CLUBS Kelton with a back-forearm chop! Knocking him down! And as Kelton gets back up Hova connects Hiptoss, as Kelton after the impact back rolls to his feet… and both men tie up again as Hova hooks Kelton… FOR THE SUPLEX… but Kelton SHIFTS his weight, sending Hova to the canvas!!! And covers! But Hova SHOVES out! And as Hova sits up, Kelton backs into the ropes…. and connects a THUNDEROUS KNEE INTO THE SKULL!!! AS HOVA IS LAID OUT IN THE RING!!! And Kelton goes over to the team captain for SD, Heart Break Boy and Kelton tags him in!!! Heart Break Boy climbs to the top of the Turnbuckle now!!!! Heart Break Boy is looking for something!!! AND HE LEAPS OFF!!!! AND HE FINDS IT!!!! HEART BREAK BOY CONNECTS THE HEART-BREAK-ELBOW DEAD INTO HOVA’S PUMPING HEART!!! HOVA HAS NEVER FELT THAT BEFORE! And HBB hooks the leg!!! 1!!!!!…………..2!!!!!!……………. but Hova BARELY kicks out!!!

Deadprez: Heart Break Boy goes towards the Turnbuckle….. and now look! Both Starr and Regulator have Speedy hooked!!! And Both men connects a REVERSE SUPLEX, SENDING SPEEDY GUTFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! And Kevin Devastation is going over, as its a 2 on 1! Both Starr and Reg are attacking the big men!! And now LOOK! Its Mister K who attacks Starr, as both men end up in a MASSIVE BRAWL!!! BACK AND FORTH, as a referee is running from the crowd to try and break it up!!! And now HURRICANE HAWK, FROM A RING APRON LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS A SHOOTING STAR CLOTHESLINE, KNOCKING BOTH MEMBERS OF RYDING REGULATIONZ DOWN!!!

Stew-O: Heart Break Boy is in the corner!!!!! And Hova!!! Hova is slowly getting to his feet…… and BAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!! THE FAT LADY IS SINGING NOW!!!!!
Deadprez: NO!!!!! NO!!!!! HOVA DUCKED UNDER THE KICK, AND HOVA, WITH A FIST WRAPPED IN CHAINS CONNECTS A LOW BLOW!!!! AS HBB FALLS IN PAIN!!! And now LOOK!!! JON KELTON RUNS INTO THE RING…. BUT HOVA CONNECTS THE MUGSHOT!!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE NOSE OF JON KELTON, AS KELTON INSTANTLY STARTS BLEEDING!!!! And Hova grabs HBB by the tights, rolls him up and rests BOTH LEGS ON THE ROPES!!!! AND THE PIN!!!! 1!!!!!!………………2!!!!!!…………….3!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Hova’s music plays as Crowd reacts in shock )

Announcer: The winners of this match…. TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM….. DYYYYYYYYYYYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Stew-O: I-Do-Not-Believe it!

Deadprez: This has got to be the biggest win in Hovas CAREER!!! That was a dirty move, I’ll admit it myself, but at this point I don’t care about opinions – Hova and not just Hova, the whole team SHOWED OUT tonight! An amazing performance from Hurricane Hawk as well! All of these guys, every one of these people deserve credit! They, safely said, fought their asses off for their brand!

Stew-O: Absolutely! They’ve trained for this, I am just SHOCKED that Team Dynasty got this win! I’m not even joking, this may have been the biggest upset I have ever seen!

Deadprez: Oh yeah… congrats go out to all 10 of these men, I don’t care who lost, everyone deserves credit! But team Dynasty somehow, behind all of the stats and behind all of the doubt Dynasty has gotten has gotten the upset win! …

Stew-O: Congrats to that one! …

( Members of team Dynasty and Showdown begin to leave, as Hova stands alone in the ring with a microphone )

Hova: Yo….. that… wow…. ( Hova catches his breath )

Hova: We reppin’… the la familia…. this was big! …. This was real big! Biggest win of my… my career, man… Shoutouts go to tha entire Dynasty lockerroom who had my back! Shoutouts go out to everyone who supported me…. who supported Dynasty when noone would…. when all these people turned they back on me… thank you to everyone who stayed….

( Massive Pyro blasts from all 4 Turnbuckles )

Deadprez: Oh my gosh!!!

Stew-O: What was that?…

( The lights black out for a moment, and when they turn back on HRDO is seen standing behind Hova )

Deadprez: OH MY GOSH!!! DON’T TURN AROUND!!!

Stew-O: ITS HRDO!!!! HOVA TURNS AROUND, AND HRDO!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HRDO STRIKES!!! WITH A MASSIVE UPPERCUT SENDING HOVA DOWN!!!! And Hova is trying to roll out of the ring… but NO DICE!!! HRDO GRABS HOVA….. TURNS HIM UPSIDE DOWN….

Deadprez: DON’T DO IT HRDO!!!!

Stew-O: AND HRDO!!! HRDO CONNECTS THE RARE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! DRIVING HOVA SKULL FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!

( HRDO’s music plays as Fire blasts from all 4 Turnbuckles once more, and he abruptly leaves the Arena )

Deadprez: I haven’t seen HRDO hit the Tombstone in a looong while…. and lord KNOWS how the Dynasty Owner could be doing! This has gone from the most triumphant win in Hovas career, to one of the worst days in that young mans life! But the question towards HRDO, could it come back to haunt him?….

(Reckless Wiring Promo Airs)

(Camera fades to Jaywalker in his office with Kendra)

Jaywalker: So I have another match against Mak tonight…

Kendra: Shouldn’t you be getting ready for that Jay?..

Jaywalker: Shut up. I’ll start getting ready when I feel it necessary. But as much as my match with Mak is on my mind right now.. I’m also thinking about Robbie’s match with Viper.. I can’t wait to see Robbie.. the mighty King of Extreme be defeated by that masked crusading midget Viper. It’ll be such an embarrassment.

Kendra: So Robbie’s match is more on your mind than your match with Mak later tonight?…

Jaywalker: Didn’t I already tell you to shut up about that? Why should I care about some guy that has no care for this business at all? He comes back and all he does is say “Cool Story Bro” a couple times, then shows up at a graveyard and cries about EAW not being what it used to be. He puts in no care for this business himself, and he expects that he still gets the same respect, the same treatment as he did when he was EAW Champion? That treatment that he used to get is all mine now… And Kendra, He’ll realize that later… Now Kendra, don’t you have a job to get working on??

Kendra: Oh right, I almost forgot.

(Kendra runs out of the office)

(Robbie V’s music hits as camera fades back into the arena)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Entering first, from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 237 pounds, he is the EAW King of Extreme, ROBBB-BIIEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: And we’re just about ready for our second of the evening. And what a way to start out the show with Robbie V making his way down the entrance ramp. This guy is a great competitor, and lately he’s been having troubles with EAW’s Vice President, Jaywalker. Last week on Showdown, Jaywalker signed this match for Robbie making it official without even giving Robbie any notice. But Robbie is a gamer. He’s out here ready to go tonight nonetheless.

(Viper’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And second, from San Diego, California.. weighing in at 165 pounds… VIPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Stew-O: Here’s Viper now, who was recently hired back here in EAW. He came back with a flash of surprise, directly challenging Robbie V to a match here at Dynasty vs. Showdown, and like Deadprez said, Jaywalker made it all official as Viper slides into the ring and the former partners stare each other down as they close in on each other in the ring.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: There’s the bell as these two are locked up immediately. There’s definitely some bad blood between these two and now they finally get a shot to face off in the ring. Viper is hammering knees into the underbelly of Robbie V as they remain locked together.. And Robbie turns things around as he pushes away from Viper, and hits a Forearm Smash into jaw of Viper, catching him off guard! Robbie grabs Viper’s arm, and he slings him into the ropes… Viper hits the ring ropes and comes sprinting back toward Robbie here.. and Viper connects a Wheelbarrow Headscissors Bulldog!!

Deadprez: Viper positions himself on top of Robbie and he begins hammering left and right fists into his skull.. Viper jumps up to his feet now, as he grabs the hair of Robbie V and PULLS him straight back up to his feet. Viper lands a toe-kick into Robbie’s gut and Viper hits the ropes as he comes back and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on EAW’s King of Extreme! Robbie is beginning to feel the pain, as he’s holding his neck in discomfort after that sharp Neckbreaker… and Robbie pushes himself back up to a standard base. But Viper’s right there as he swings a right hand at Robbie’s skull just as he gets to his feet!

Stew-O: But Robbie catches the fist of Viper! Robbie pulls Viper in by the arm, and Robbie NAILS a Backward Heel Kick into the face of his former partner! Viper drops to the canvas, but rolls to the nearby ropes as he pulls himself back to his feet. Robbie shoves Viper into the corner as his back collides with the turnbuckles… Robbie climbs up to the second rope, with Viper in front of him in the corner and Robbie is raining down punches on the defenseless Viper! Robbie nails in one last punch for emphasis as he props himself into a seated position up on Viper’s shoulders! And Robbie connects the Hurricanrana from the corner!! And he holds the legs for the pin!

ONE! TWO!

ETR: But Viper shoulders out! Robbie rolls off of Viper as both men return to their feet. And Viper throws a Roundhouse Kick right at the skull of Robbie out of nowhere! But Robbie ducks underneath it! Robbie turns Viper around and pulls him into a right hand to the jaw, and now Robbie backs off the ropes and rebounds back toward Viper, hitting a clothesline which downs Viper for a second, as Robbie continues running and hits the ropes once again as Viper gets up.. and Robbie nails another clothesline!

Deadprez: Viper doesn’t stay down for long as Robbie helps him back up to his feet… But Robbie brings a knee up into the gut of Viper. Robbie grabs Viper and brings him up into his arms… And Robbie has Viper in Powerslam position! This doesn’t look too good for Viper as Robbie V is gaining momentum, and the control of this match! He hits it! Powerslam on Viper into the canvas! That shook the ring! And Robbie heads up to the top rope, still early in this match though as Robbie better be careful… These types of moves can make or break your chances at winning the match! And Robbie LEAPS!!

Stew-O: But Viper rolls under the bottom rope and down to ringside! But fortunately for Robbie, he was able to land on his feet. Viper is heading over here to our table guys.. and he just tossed the cover down to the floor! It looks like he’s grabbing one of our monitors as he brings that with him back into the ring where Robbie is waiting for him! Robbie jumps and goes for a legdrop on Viper just as he rolls back into the ring, but Viper rolls out of danger as he gets to his feet and has that monitor in hand! Robbie gets up shortly after Viper and VIPER BASHES THAT MONITOR INTO ROBBIE’S SKULL! THE GLASS SHATTERS AND ROBBIE IS DOWN!

ETR: What a shot! A small stream of blood is trickling from Robbie’s forehead as he’s feeling the after-effects of that shot! And Viper grabs hold of Robbie’s hair, wrenching him back up to his feet… and Viper heads off the ropes, as he rebounds back and VIPER NAILS A TORNADO DDT RIGHT INTO THE BROKEN GLASS FROM THAT MONITOR!! Viper found more ways than one to do a massive amount of damage on Robbie V with that monitor from our announce table. Robbie is really busted open now after that DDT.. Blood is pouring out from his head.. and he’s even got himself a busted lip!

Deadprez: And Robbie is struggling to move around now.. He’s trying to get hold of the ropes to pull himself up, but Viper comes over and begins stomping into Robbie’s gut. Robbie is able to roll himself under the bottom rope and down to ringside to escape the stomps from Viper… Robbie wipes the blood from his face as he reaches under the ring… and the King of Extreme pulls out… A LADDER!!

Stew-O: Ladders coming into this match-up.. That thing can come into play in many different interesting ways with both of these men being high flyers.. Who knows how that thing will be used! Robbie takes the latter and he jabs it at Viper from the outside of the ring… And Robbie clocks Viper square in the chest with that ladders as Viper falls to the canvas in the ring.. Robbie slides the ladder into the ring and he sets it up against the turnbuckles in the corner! Robbie lifts Viper up to his feet and leads him over toward that ladder and he BASHES VIPER’S SKULL INTO THE LADDER SET UP IN THAT CORNER!

ETR: This is getting more extreme by the second. It’s obvious that these guys want to inflict pain on each other. They’re recognized as being arguably the best and most well-working team in EAW history, but now all that has changed as Robbie grabs the arm of Viper.. and he Irish Whips him to the other side of the ring, as Viper slams hard into the opposite corner. Robbie grabs that ladder and brings it into his hands.. and he’s CHARGING FORWARD WITH THAT LADDER USING IT AS A BATTERING RAM!! AND HE RAMS IT HARD INTO THE GUT OF VIPER!! THE EXPRESSION ON VIPER’S FACE PROVES THE PAIN AND I’M TELLIN YA, I CAN ALMOST FEEL IT!

Deadprez: Viper slouches down into a seated position as he sits up against the bottom two turnbuckles in the corner… Robbie drops the ladder as he presses the heel of his boot right into the face of Viper! That Facewash is one gruesome tactic as Robbie is GRINDING that boot into the defenseless face of Viper! Blood is flowing out from under Viper’s mask.. and Robbie shows SOME mercy, taking the foot away from the face of Viper..

ETR: Viper very slowly returns to his feet and Robbie is on his way up to the top rope on the other side of the ring! Robbie is looking to put a real big dent in Viper’s game here as here’s thrown everything but the kitchen sink at him in these last few minutes! Viper jumps to his feet and sprints toward Robbie on the top rope.. and he kicks out Robbie’s leg as Robbie falls groin first onto the rope!

Stew-O: Well there’s no doubt that hurts as Viper brings Robbie onto his shoulders! But Robbie won’t let it happen as he jumps off of Viper’s shoulders… and he brings Viper’s head into his arms! And Robbie V hits an impressive Delayed Snap Suplex! Viper is down once again as Robbie is maintaining control! Robbie V is feeling the crowd behind him, he has the momentum of this match-up solely in his possession as he runs and slings himself off the ropes as he rebounds back toward Viper who is laying on his back in the middle of hte ring!! And Robbie heads right back up to the top rope from where he came! And Robbie wants to put an end to this match right here and right now!!

Deadprez: But look! It’s Kendra Shamez and she just hopped over the barricade! AND KENDRA PUSHES ROBBIE V OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AS HE FALLS DOWN AND CRAHSES AND BURNS INTO THAT LADDER THAT WAS BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH EARLIER!! ROBBIE WAS PUT AWAY BY KENDRA HERE AS KENDRA IS SCREAMING AT VIPER TO CRAWL OVER AND GET THE PIN ON ROBBIE V!!

ETR: But Viper isn’t responding! Kendra slides into the ring and she drags Viper and drops him over Robbie V!! She demands the referee to make a count and I don’t think the ref has a choice! This is extreme rules! And Viper has this thing won thanks to Kendra Shamez!!

ONE! TWO THREE!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… VIPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Stew-O: And Robbie would have had that match WON if it weren’t for his own probation officer, Kendra Shamez. She pushed him off the top rope as he was likely going for a Five Star Frog Splash, and Robbie went spiraling down as he crashed and burned right onto that ladder that Robbie himself brought into the match..

Deadprez: Well it sucks, but it’s part of being an EAW extremist. This kind of thing has happened on more than one occasion, and if you have any rivals or enemies in the building that aren’t in the ring with you at the same time, you gotta keep your eye out for em.. and Kendra took advantage of Robbie here, causing him to lose this match to his former friend and partner, Viper.

( Camera fades backstage to Adam sitting in a lockerroom, watching into the Television un-happily ) …

Adam: Its not fair… if I was in the 5 on 5, Showdown woulda won for sure…. why should HE, Matt Ryder of all people, who isn’t even a champion get into the 5 on 5 while Showdowns National Extreme Champion is sitting in the dust… my nickname should be zero, because that’s how many damned chances I’m being given in this place.

( Matt Ryder and Regulator walk into the room wearing Showdown colors )

Matt Ryder: Woo Woo Woo…

Regulator: You know it… hey Matt this doesn’t look like we’re in our lockerrooms, it looks like we’re in the dump…

Matt Ryder: Yeah, and it looks like theres sloppy seconds all over that bench… nah, wait… its just Adam… whats happenin? NE Champ? Do you have a match tonight? …

( Adam stands up angrily )

Adam: YOU’RE PICKING THE WORST TIME to mess with me…. Okay? FINE, I’m not on team Showdown, but I have something neither of you chumps have and that’s GOLD… call me sloppy seconds, but your nothing to team Showdown the way I am… I don’t know what HBB was thinking,

Matt Ryder: HBB wanted winners on team Showdown, not Adams…

Regulator: (xd) Thats harsh…

Matt Ryder: That’s true… but hey don’t worry maybe if it gets too slippery on the canvas with blood and sweat in the heat of battle that you’re gonna be missing, you can run your little ass out and sweep up the canvas while the big boys do what they do best…

Adam: I’ve been in this business longer than you, Matt… And besides, you contributed to Team Showdown’s LOSS tonight.. so I suggest you keep your mouth shut… and Regulator, its sad that someone like you is so sure of yourself, but as unloyal as you are I’VE been in more action in EAW than you have… I bet since you lost tonight, you’re gonna go on some sort of hissy fit and take another hiatus, resurrect another promotion and waste more time…

Regulator: That’d still be a lot more productive than jobbing… I don’t think someone like you who can barely make it to the Midcard has any right to judge my career…

Matt Ryder: Lets be out of here… but Adam you can always tag along and be team Showdowns cheer leader, with the set of pom poms and a miniskirt, cuz while we may have lost, you would have just made us get embarrassed… That’s all you’re good for anymore, a cheerleader.

( Both Reg and Matt hi-five )

Regulator: Have fun playing with yourself, Boner… ( Reg and Matt walk out of the room as Adam looks on angrily )…

Adam: … its BONNER…. BONNER…. asshole…

( OTA vs DDD and CC Feud recap airs )

( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the ring with a Microphone )

Announcer: This following match is scheduled for onefall… and is for the UNIFIED TAAAAAAG TEEEEEEEEEEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!! …

( Mr.DEDEDE’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he and Captain Charisma come out )

Announcer: Introducing first…. the CHALLENGERS, at a combined weight of 477 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. The team of MISTER DEDEDE…. AAAAAND CAPTAAAAIN CHAAAARISMAAAAA!!!!

Deadprez: Here we are! The Unified Tag Team Championship contenders who have endured quite a road to get here! They took on the Kliq, these two guys were at a technically 3 on 2 disadvantage at many points, and it threatened this championship match! This match almost never happened! But Mr.DEDEDE and Captain Charisma are here on their last stop to capture Unified Gold, and believe me its not as easy as it sounds!…

( The Order of the Angel’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when they come out with the Unified Tag Team Championships )

Announcer: And their opponents….. at a combined weight of 497 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. they are the UNIFIEEED TAAG TEAAAAAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOONS…. THE ORDEEEEEEEEEER OF THEEEEEEEEEEE ANGEEEEEEEEEELS!!!!

Stew-O: The Order of the Angels… the living, breathing face of dominance thru-out EAW for nearly half a years time… these guys know how to get it done! Tonight is a HUGE night, a HUGE match! These 4 men are going to put their bodies on the line! And thats NOT a cliche statement, this’ll be a battle!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Deadprez: Oh man, this could be one of two things… and BOTH of them will be brutal! And the teams are perched in the corner, both teams are conversing within themselves to find out which one will come out first… and standing in the ring is Mr.DEDEDE and Y2Impact! Both of these guys are no strangers, none of these men are strangers…. and theres the knot, these men tie up in the ring and seconds later, Impact catches a split-second headlock, but DEDEDE thrust an elbow into Impacts sides…. and DEDEDE drops to his knees, delivers a SHOT into the lower gut, and as Impact is down DEDEDE hits a mean European Uppercut, and as Impact turns DEDEDE tucks his head under Impacts arm… and delivers the BACK SUPLEX on the Unified Tag Team Champ!

Stew-O: Impact sits up, holding his head as he rolls towards his corner, and extends his hand to the bigger man Saint Anger! And the tag is made, but as Anger steps over the ropes DEDEDE, who already tagged his partner CC, is firing shots into Anger’s skull!!! DEDEDE is throwing punches, and Anger is completely in the ring and Saint Anger SWINGS… but DEDEDE shifts behind Anger as SA stumbles in the middle of the ring… and meets a CROSSBODY BY CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! But SAINT ANGER CATCHES HIM, AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE SPINNING SIDE-SLAM! The ref forces DEDEDE out, and Anger covers! 1!!!!!……….2!!!!!…. but Charisma hurriedly shoulders out! And Saint Anger pulls Captain Charisma up to his knees after that flattening move, and delivers HARSH HEADBUTTS into the skull!!!

Deadprez: And Anger pulls up CC… but CC JUMPS AND IS GOING FOR THE HURRICANA!!! And successfully, Anger bumps into the turnbuckle, but Anger turns around and delivers a KNOCKDOWN clothesline! Harsh! And Charisma gets back up as Saint Anger backs into the ropes and delivers a running… no! Charisma stomps in the midsection, and connects a baseball slide into Angers legs as he falls to his knees!!! And look at Mr.DEDEDE! DEDEDE has ahold of a trashcan lid from the ringside, and DEDEDE hands it to Anger to fall to his back as Charisma delivers a SHOT with the lid!!! But Saint Anger doesn’t seem too phased, and as SA turns around Charisma delivers ANOTHER STINGING SHOT!!! INTO THE FACE!!! And Charisma drops the lid, as he spins behind Saint Anger….

Stew-O: And HOOKS THE ARMS… TURNS HIM AROUND!!!! AND IS GOING FOR THE KILLSWITCH!!!! HES ABOUT TO HIT IT!!! BUT…. BUT INFRONT OF CC IS Y2IMPACT, AS IMPACT PULLS CC IN FOR THE CODEBREAKER!!!! AND ANGER IS CRAWLING TOWARDS CC… BUT DEDEDE runs into the ring!!! And DEDEDE runs and delivers a MASSIVE SPEAR!!!!! THE SPEAR INTO Y2IMPACTS MIDSECTION!!!! As Impact rolls out of the ring, holding his ribs and DEDEDE is forced out of the ring by the ref! But DEDEDE is taking up the refs time WISELY, because Saint Anger is hovered over CC and has been hovered for seconds that feel like HOURS, as DEDEDE is refusing to leave the ring! And the ref, knowing that its Extreme Rules lets it go, turns around and finds Anger over CC, drops! And pins! 1!!!!!…………. but Charisma kicks out!!! And Saint Anger is up, and drags Captain Charisma…

Deadprez: Its amazing that CC could kick out after the Codebreaker, but it’ll take more than that to finish him in this situation! Charisma DELIVERS A BLATANT LOW BLOW TO SAINT ANGER, AS ANGER FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!! And CC LEAPS and tags in Mr.DEDEDE!!! And DEDEDE is attacking Anger with forearms, and Anger BREAKS away, and delivers hard knock shots into the jaw of DEDEDE! DEDEDE, knowing he cant fist-fight with Saint Anger shifts around Anger, and QUICKLY HITS THE EDGEHEAD-O-MATIC!!! AND THERES THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!……….2!!!!……. But Saint Anger kicks out! Saint Anger, you can tell is urgently trying to get up, but the sting of the move after allowing the excecution is a price to pay! DEDEDE delivers sharp kick after sharp kick as Anger is on all fours…. and DEDEDE pulls Anger and is going for the DEDEDE IMPALER DDT!!!

Stew-O: But Y2Impact pulls Saint Anger out of the ring! Y2Impact is checking on Saint Anger, trying to work with whats hurting him…. but DEDEDE IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS…. AND CONNECTS THE DIVING/STANDING SENTON KNOCKING DOWN BOTH SAINT ANGER AND Y2IMPACT!!! And DEDEDE with a head of steam is right up, and grabs Anger, and rolls Saint Anger into the ring! And DEDEDE tags in Captain Charisma, as Charisma climbs directly to the top rope…. hes standing!!! Hes Standing!!! And LEAPS OFF FOR THE FROGSPLASH!!!! AND SAINT ANGER GOT ALL OF IT, AS CAPTAIN CHARISMA COVERS!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!…………..2!!!!!!!…………….. BUT SAINT ANGER SHOULDERS OUT!!! Saint Anger is taking ALOT of abuse, and Y2Impact limps over to his corner, and pulls himself up to the corner… this match looks like its back in order!

Deadprez: Captain Charisma is waiting for Saint Anger to get up…. Charisma is behind Anger and out of sight, and as we wait…. a moment later Saint Anger is back on his feet…. and Charisma SNAPS SAINT ANGER IN, AND IS GOING FOR THE REVERSE DDT!!! But Anger lifts Charisma on his shoulder…. and Saint Anger runs over to his corner and tags in Y2Impact! And Captain Charisma leaps off of Saint Anger, and goes towards SA as Anger ELBOWS SWIFTLY INTO CHARISMAS JAW!!!! And Y2Impact steps in and connects a HUGE forearm, sending Charisma down!!! And Y2Impact covers! 1!!!!…………2!!!!……. but Charisma quickly kicks out, and sits up…. Captain Charisma has gone through some harsh punishment as well… Y2Impact grabs Captain Charisma by the legs now… and is looking to turn CC around!!! But Charisma wont allow it, he curls up and PUNCHES Impact straight in the mouth!!!

Stew-O: And Charisma gets up quickly, and hooks the arms…. turns him around!!! And is going for THE KILLSWITCH!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS, SAINT ANGER IS IN THE RING QUICKLY NOW!!! AND ANGER RUNS FULLSPEED TOWARDS CHARISMA, JUST AS IMPACT DID…. But Charisma QUICKLY backflips behind Impact!!!! And MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AS IMPACT IS HIT WITH A THUNDEEEERROOOOOOUS SPEEEEAR!!!! And Anger, in shock with what he did gets up… and CC slides inbetween SA’s legs, to the outside of the ring and pulls Anger by his legs to the outside! And as Captain Charisma rolls in… Y2Impact QUICKLY CONNECTS AN ENZIGURI!!! AND AS CHARISMA FALLS, Y2IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!…………. But CC STILL kicks out!!! And now Y2Impact is intent! Impact grabs Captain Charisma’s legs…. AND FINALLY LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!!

Deadprez: HE’S GOT THE WALLS!!!! And Mr.DEDEDE’s conscience is telling him to get into the ring… but SAINT ANGER FROM BEHIND, PULLS DEDEDE OFF OF THE RING APRON AND HAS HIM IN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION…. AND DROPS HIM INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, as DEDEDE’s holding his head!!!! And Y2Impact… IMPACT QUICKLY MANEUVERS THE LIONSAULT INTO THE LIONTAMBER!!! STANDING DIRECTLY ON THE BACK OF CAPTAIN CHARISMAS NECK!!!! AND THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION, THE HEART OF A LION THAT CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS IS HOLDING ON BY A THREAD!!! Y2IMPACT HAS THE TAMBER APPLIED, CAPTAIN CHARISMA CAN BARELY BREATHE, CAN BARELY TAKE THE SHARP BOOTS AND 227 POUNDS STANDING DIRECTLY ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS!!! Y2IMPACT IS LOCKING IT IN WITH PERFECTION!!! THERES NO MR.DEDEDE TO MAKE THE SAVE!!!

Stew-O: AND BECAUSE OF THAT…. WAIT! CAPTAIN CHARISMA, WITH AN INSANE LOOK IN HIS EYE CLAWS!!! RIPS AND CLAWS HIS WAY TO THE ROPES WITHIN 10 SECONDS!!!! AND Y2IMPACT IS SHOCKED!!! BUT IMPACT WONT LET UP!!! IMPACT REFUSES TO LET GO OF THE HOLD, AND CHARISMA DRAGS HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE!!! And Impact STILL REFUSES TO LET GO!!! THESE MEN ARE LITERALLY OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AT RINGSIDE AND THE HOLD IS STILL APPLIED!!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS TAPPING OUT LIKE CRAZY!!! BUT IMPACT IS SHOWING NO MERCY!!! And… Impact EVENTUALLY lets go!!! It’s been rough! Y2Impact drags Captain Charisma by the arm and pulls him into the ring… and Saint Anger is throwing shots at Mr.DEDEDE still outside of the ring…. and Anger, shot after shot, headbutt after headbutt…. NO!!!! NO WAIT!!!! DEDEDE OUT OF PURE DESPARATION HITS THE SPEAR, SENDING BOTH MEN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Deadprez: But primarily, Saint Anger!!! And In the ring, Y2Impact lays Captain Charisma out…. and LEAPS OFF OF THE ROPES, TO CONNECT THE LIONSAULT!!!! But CAPTAIN CHARISMA ROLLS towards the ropes Impact was on, to the ring apron as Impact lands DIRECTLY on his midsection! And Charisma is holding his neck and throat, Captain Charisma was badly impacted by that Liontamber! That was the most unbelievable resilience I have ever seen! That is trademark Captain Charisma! Y2Impact is holding his gut after the impact, no pun intended… and LOOK WHOS IN THE RING!!! MR.DEDEDE, AND DEDEDE, WHOS HURT from Saint Angers assault CHARGES at Y2Impact and connects the SPEAR!!!!! ANOTHER SPEAR!!! THIS IS THE 3RD SPEAR Y2IMPACT HAS BEEN HIT WITH!!!! And GOOD LORD!!! LOOK AT SAINT ANGER, SAINT ANGER IS ON THE APRON, TRYING TO CRAWL INTO THE RING!!!! BUT MR.DEDEDE RUNS WITH FULL FORCE… AND CONNECTS THE BASEBALL SLIDE, SENDING SAINT ANGER INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!! AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA CRAWLS TOWARDS IMPACT, AND COVERS!!!! 1!!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!!…………… BUT Y2IMPACT!!!!! STILL!!!! KICKS!!!!! OUT!!!!!!

Stew-O: And Captain Charisma, Captain Charisma should be having tears streaming down his eyes!!! This has been HELL!!!! And Captain Charisma pulls Y2Impact up!!! CC can’t take ANOTHER SHOT!!! AND CC HOOKS SAINT ANGER’S ARMS…. TURNS HIM AROUND….. AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA CONNECTS THE KILLSWITCH!!! AND CHARISMA GOT IT!!!! CHARISMA NEEDS TO GET A FINGER OVER HIM!!!! AND INDEED, CAPTAIN CHARISMA HOOKS THE LEG!!!! 1!!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!……………….3!!!!!!!………..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Captain Charisma’s music plays as Crowd Erupts when both him and DEDEDE celebrate with the Tag Team Titles )

Announcer: The winners of this match…. and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS….. MISTER DEDEDEEEEEE…. AAAAND CAPTAAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAA!!!!

Stew-O: ITS OVER!!!!

Deadprez: You said it best, Stew… this was HELL! 4 men ready to put whatever on the line for those Unified peices of Gold!!! No matter the Brand Warfare, no matter the politics! When you split it down to the middle it is about being the BEST!!! And tonight, Mr.DEDEDE and Captain Charisma are the BEST but only a speck of dust!!!!

Stew-O: Oh absolutely!!! The match could have gone either way! This night could have been EITHER DIRECTION! And Mr.DEDEDE and Captain Charisma have got it! They have reached the Triple Crown Status, Mr.DEDEDE got what he wanted! Captain Charisma got what he wanted! There was good and there was bad! There were ups and there were downs! Tonight, behind all of the pain, Mr.DEDEDE and Captain Charisma celebrate!!!…

( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million )

Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome EAW’s _# 1 Legend, Mak!….

( Crowd gives a Mixed Reaction as Mak walks into the room and grabs the microphone )

Mak: Oh gee, airtime….

Mak: What do you know? I’ma keep this short, I’m not gonna waste my time in well thought-out graveyard scenes in my only good airtime I have just for a bunch of clowns in the audience to ruin me… but thats a different story isn’t it? Because I’m facing a clown tonight, Jaywalker… Alot of people have been asking me what am I going to put into tonights match, considering the fact that I’ve already faced and beaten Jay before…

Mak: You know… thats a good question…. because I have absolutely nothing to prove to Jaywalker. I faced him. I beat him. Everything I’ve ever needed to say was put into that Anniversary Show, when I defeated Jay… why fight him again? Well I’ll tell everyone exactly what I’m gonna put into this match, and its absolutely nothing more than what I put in last year…. does it look like I give a DAMN anymore about proving myself? I’m the best…. I’m the best EAW’s ever had…. so why should I face Jay with some sort of motive? I have everything to lose, but even if I lose this match I won’t lose a thing…. funny isn’t it? Where even if Jay got three pinfalls on me tonight… nothing would be proved….

Mak: So you know, this waste of time isn’t hurting me… I’m still young, I got a life ahead of me. I’ll face Jay, I’ll beat him, but I won’t play “lackey” and lay down for him like a good little arab… nah… thats not my job around here, and it never was, so none of y’all should be gettin it twisted. But if he beats me, its because I didn’t bother to push myself that far. And my message of the day behind this is whats the point? Whats the point of EAW Championship? What’s the point of titles? Outside of this place none of the training, promoing, wrestling, bleeding and sweating and bones broken even gets acknowledged. All of your work don’t mean nothing….. I’m here to rescue you people before you find out my message when its too late…. Wrestling is dead… EAW is dead…. it just hasn’t been buried yet…

Mak: But don’t worry, I— ( MK walks into the room )

Mak: Oh joy…

Mister K: So what… is this what you have to say? That all we’re working for is nothing? So for the last 3 years, everything you’ve done in this business suddenly doesn’t amount to you anymore…

Mak: Yep…

Mister K: So you’re stabbing everyone in the back…. you’re stabbing the Triple Crown Syndicate in the back and spitting in their face….

Mak: Yeah.

( Mister K spits into Mak’s face as Mak turns around, his expression gets intense and he bump heads with MK face to face ) ….

( Mak cools down and a grin comes across his face )

Mak: I’m gonna let that slide….. you’re ignorant…. you’re yet to be saved…. but MK, I’ll put you on my list…. I’m forgiving… if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a match to get ready for…

Mister K: I’m never forgiving you….

Mak: Relax… just…. go….

( Mister K turns around and leaves the room, but Mak smashes the microphone into the back of MK’s skull )

Stew-O: Oh man… I had a gut feeling he was gonna do that….

( Mak spits into MK’s face as several officials back Mak away from Mister K, and try helping MK up )

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

(Mak’s music hits)

Announcer: Entering first, from Montreal, Ontario, Canada.. weighing in at 240 pounds… MAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back to ringside here at Dynasty vs. Showdown and we’re about to witness two of the greatest EAW performers of all-time square off one on one in the ring.. And here comes Mak right now as we speak. It’s always a treat to see a guy like this in the ring..

(Jaywalker’s music hits)

Announcer: And from Scarborough, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 240 pounds.. He is the Vice President of Extreme Answerz Wrestling… JAYYYYWALKKKERRRRRRRR!!!

ETR: Jaywalker has been having his own problems with Robbie V as of late… but Kendra took good care of Robbie for Jaywalker tonight.. so now his only focus is on his opponent, Mak… These guys are no strangers to each other, and already know a lot about each other’s techniques and fighting styles.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: The bell rings now and Mak is on the attack already in this match-up, he takes out the legs of Jaywalker, driving an elbow into his knee-cap! Wait! Jaywalker stuffs the takedown attempt from Mak as he brings him into a headlock as both men are down on the canvas… And Jay lifts Mak up as both are on their feet, and Mak pushes Jay away! Mak swings a Stiff-Arm Clothesline at Jaywalker, but Jay swings himself behind Mak and plants a Northern Lights Suplex! And he holds in the bridge pin!

ONE! TWO! But Mak kicks out as the count barely reached two!

Deadprez: Mak pushes Jaywalker off of him as he gets to a standard base… Mak swings a closed fist right at the head of Jay.. and it connects, as he clocks Jay square in the jaw! Mak sends Jaywalker into the ropes as Jay bounces back… And Mak drives a SHARP elbow into Jaywalker’s skull! Jay is down!

ETR: Jay slowly gets to his knees, and continues up to his feet as Mak approaches the record 3-Time World Heavyweight Champion and brings him into a Waist Lock! Mak pulls Jay in close and he’s attempting a German Suplex! But Jaywalker won’t have it! He’s not letting Mak lift him! Mak gives up on the suplex as he pushes Jay out of his grasp and off the ropes… Jay comes back as Mak NAILS a Roundhouse Kick right into the skull of Jaywalker!

Stew-O: Mak has control thus far as he lifts Jaywalker back to his feet and brings him over to the corner… Mak throws Jaywalker into the turnbuckles and he’s pushing Jay up to the top! But Jay throws an elbow at Mak as it hits him right in the mouth.. Jay swings around Mak and pushes HIM up to the top rope! Jaywalker climbs up after him.. and Jay is setting up for a Big Superplex!

Deadprez: But Mak won’t go down! He throws a fist into the skull of Jaywalker before he can pull Mak in for the Superplex! But Jaywalker isn’t gonna give up that easy, Mak is struggling to knock him away! Jay hooks his arms around Mak’s head… and HE FALLS BACKWARD AS HE DRIVES MAK’S SKULL DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLE INTO THE RING!

ETR: Mak’s head collided at full force with the canvas! And Jaywalker scrambled to hook the leg and get a pin!

ONE! TWO!

Stew-O: But Mak shows great awareness as he’s able to get his leg under the bottom rope! Jaywalker slides out of the ring and comes down to ringside in frustration.. and he reaches into the crowd as he grabs a bottle of beer from a man in the crowd! Jaywalker dumps the rest of the beer left in the bottle on that man in the crowd as he takes the empty beer bottle back into the ring where Mak is getting up to his feet!

Deadprez: Mak attacks Jaywalker quickly, causing him to drop the bottle of beer.. And Mak has Jay down in the corner as he’s unleashing vicious stomps on the Vice President… But Jaywalker sits up.. and he grabs one of Mak’s legs! But Mak grabs hold of the top rope to keep balance, and he SWINGS his other leg right into the mouth of Jaywalker! Huge kick to the teeth from Mak! And Mak climbs up to the top rope as Jay is stunned!

ETR: This could be a HUGE point in this match.. Mak sets himself up on the top as he gains his balance.. and Mak DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE CONNECTS A PERFECT CROSSBODY DROP ON JAYWALKER!! No! Hold on! The perfect Crossbody wasn’t so perfect after all as Jaywalker picked up that beer bottle and he CRACKED it over the skull of Mak as he came down!! The old Booze Money Outlaw is still alive in Jaywalker it seems! And he goes for the pin on Mak after that shot with the Beer Bottle!

ONNE!! TWOO!!!

Stew-O: Mak is able to shoulder out of the pin, but he’s bleeding profusely from his head after the contact with the glass Beer Bottle! The shards of glass from that thing are scattered all over the ring as Jaywalker can’t believe he couldn’t get the three count on Mak there… But look out Jay! Mak takes advantage of Jay being distracted as he scoops Jaywalker up onto his shoulders from behind!! AND MAK EXECUTES A BIG SAMOAN DROP AS HE FALLS BACKWARD AND PLANTS JAY, BACK FIRST INTO THE GLASS REMAINS OF THE BEER BOTTLE!! THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS ARE STUCK INTO JAYWALKER’S BACK AS MAK GRABS JAY BY THE HAIR!! AND NOW MAK IS SLAMMING JAY’S HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE GLASS COVERED MAT!

Deadprez: Mak isn’t done just yet.. as he lifts Jaywalker back to his feet, and he slings Jaywalker off the ropes as Jay bounces off, comes back and Mak leans over for a Back Body Drop! But Jay lands on his feet! Mak charges for Jay, but now JAY goes for the Body Drop as he lifts Mak UP and OVER the top rope as Mak CRASHES down to ringside! Jay smiles as he heads off the ropes on the other side of the ring, and he comes back, DIVING over the top rope and NAILS A SUICIDE DIVE ON MAK!! RARE AERIAL MOVE FROM JAYWALKER!!

ETR: Jaywalker is being booed by this sold out crowd here at Dynasty vs. Showdown, but he’s absorbing every second of it… Jay is getting a little cocky now as Mak begins to stir… And Jay better watch out.. as Mak crawls over toward the Steel Steps!! Mak grabs one set of those Steel Steps as Jaywalker is still teasing the crowd!! AND MAK DRIVES THOSE STEEL STEPS INTO THE BACK OF JAYWALKER’S SKULL, AND JAY SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

Stew-O: Jay is down on the ground and there appears to be blood flowing from the back of his head, where those Steel Steps hit as it trickles down his back. Jaywalker crawls over toward the ring as he grabs hold of the ring apron to help himself up… But Jay is on spaghetti legs after being hit with those heavy steps! He’s having some trouble getting up! Mak grabs Jay and has hold of his head once again.. and this time, he SMASHES Jay’s skull into the titanium ring post! And he’s repeatedly forcing Jay’s head into that post until Jay jabs a Backward Elbow into Mak’s jaw! Jaywalker grabs Mak’s neck as he pulls him into a European Uppercut! But Mak lands a knee into Jay’s gut.. and he hits him with a Snap Suplex!

Deadprez: Jay rolls toward the barricade and holds on to the top to pull himself up… and Mak is looking around underneath the ring as he pulls himself out a 15 foot tall Ladder! But Jay regains awareness as he runs toward Mak and nails a Forearm Smash from behind into the back of Mak’s head! Mak falls forward but does not fall, as he stumbles toward our Announce Table!!

ETR: Mak grabs the Ring Bell from the timekeeper… and Jaywalker is following close behind Mak.. and Mak quickly turns around AND CLOCKS JAY IN THE SKULL WITH THE RING BELL!! Wait! Jaywalker ducks underneath the bell! Jay grabs Mak and connects an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker… Impressive move from Jay as he grabs the ladder and he stands it up right here in front of the Announce Table!

Stew-O: Mak grabs what’s left of the Steel Steps to help get to a standing position.. and he turns Jay around and brings him in! MaKnockout! Scratch that! Jay twists out of danger! Jay tosses Mak into the barricade near our announce table and he’s throwing punches at Mak’s skull! But Mak catches a fist!! And Mak hits a Headbutt on Jay!! Mak tosses the woozy Jaywalker onto our Announce Table.. and guys.. I think this is our cue to clear out as Mak is climbing up that ladder!!! This is the turning point of the match RIGHT HERE, no matter WHAT happens!

Deadprez: And Mak steadies himself at the top of that 15 foot high ladder… and he LEAPS OFF AS HE FLIPS IN MID-AIR!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM MAK!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM PULL THAT OFF IN A LONG TIME!!! BUT HE HITS IT ON JAY AND BOTH MEN GO RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!

ETR: NO!!!! JAYWALKER ROLLED OFF THAT TABLE AT THE LAST SECOND! AND MAK CRASHES THROUGH! JAY IS FULLY AWARE OF WHAT’S GOING ON AND HE CLEARS THE WAY THROUGH THE MESS TO GET TO MAK AND HOOK THE LEG FOR THE PIN!! HERE IT IS!! THIS THING IS OVER!!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… JAYYYYYWAAALKKKERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Stew-O: What a match! That lasted a long time and it went back and forth between these two guys… but in the end, Jay seemed to outsmart Mak as Mak went for an all-or-nothing move, the Shooting Star Press, vintage Mak through the announce table… But Jay moved and Mak crashed through himself…

Deadprez: And that allowed Jaywalker to get the pinfall victory! A historic win for Jay… and this match is one of the reasons that will make this Dynasty vs. Showdown a fantastic show… and this sold out crowd is pumped after that match between two of EAW’s greats!

(Reasonable Doubt on DVD Ad airs)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, will be contested under EXTREME RULEZ…and will be a CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MATCHUP!!!!!

(Extreme Enigma’s theme plays…crowd cheers)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring first…from Jersey City, New Jersey…weighing in at 225 lbs…representing DYNASTY…he is…THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION…EXTREMEEEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

ETR: And this could arguably be considered EAW’s quintessential Cinderella story. From teaming with various inactive stars to winning the Cash in the Vault and ultimately defeating Captain Charisma, this is your EAW Champion!

DEADPREZ: And he has held that EAW Championship with pride since the day he defeated Captain Charisma for it! A lot of people have doubted this kid, but here he is representing Dynasty as their World Champion!

STEW-O: And this is a pivotal point for the Dynasty brand. If Extreme Enigma can keep his cool and live up to his name as the EAW World Champion, he will be able to win this for his home-brand!

(CM Bank$’s theme plays…crowd boos)

Announcer: And his opponent…from New Jersey…weighing in at 220 lbs….representing SHOWDOWN…he is THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…C!!!!….M!!!!!!!…….BANKKKKKKKKKKK$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!

DEADPREZ: But if you want to talk about an inspirational story, you can refer to CM Banks, the EAW World Heavyweight Champion! Since his return, he has worked furiously in order to climb to the top of EAW again!

ETR: The fans have been skeptical of Bank$ when he won the EAW Championship and had a world championship drought for nearly two years, but ever since he defeated HBB, he shut them all up!

STEW-O: And he plans to do that here tonight in order to win his brand a point! Bank$ is obviously the more experienced of the two competitors and that might be where CM Banks wants to exploit his ability!

ETR: But besides the time that both of these competitors have been in EAW, you can look at the CLOSE Tale of the Tape! Both men within five pounds of each other…both from New Jersey…both former tag team champions…

DEADPREZ: But most importantly CURRENT EAW Champions…and both men are representing their brands in this highly anticipated match! Which brand will be called SUPREME?!

(DING! DING! DING!)

STEW-O: The crowd is on their feet because they know that this match is about to become a classic! Extreme Enigma’s eating it up as Bank$ is doing what I’d say is the RIGHT thing to do: focus on the task at hand!

DEADPREZ: And Bank$ makes the first move by locking up with Extreme Enigma. He uses his leverage to press Extreme Enigma to the corner but Extreme Enigma tries to push out of the corner but Bank$ wrenches the arm now…

ETR: And there’s a hard chop to the chest of the EAW Champion and Banks whips his opponent into the ropes and drops down to hit a back body drop on Extreme Enigma! No! Extreme Enigma lands on his feet! And he charges but slides between Banks’ legs and now pops up and bounces off the ropes to run into the World Heavyweight Champion with his elbow! Bans bounces back up though and gets some space between him and his opponent!

DEADPREZ: And they connect to grapple again but Extreme Enigma wraps around…now Bank$ goes around Extreme Enigma! But Extreme Enigma wraps around and gets a sort of toe hold to knock the World Champion over! Banks attempts to lock in the chicken wing but Extreme Enigma gets up and has the headlock on Banks after a fierce elbow. And the headlock is applied. But Banks throws shots to the ribs and now whips Extreme Enigma into the ropes!

STEW-O: But Extreme Enigma HITS CM BANKS RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! And he’s looking a bit arrogant as he bounces off the ropes again only to get a drop toe hold for himself! And here’s another headlock but down on the mat. But Extreme Enigma stands up slowly and now here’s a snapmare by Extreme Enigma! And the two men collide in the ring again!

ETR: But BANKS WITH SWIFT KICKS TO THE LEGS OF EXTREME ENIGMA! And now he lifts him! BUT A SUPLEX! No! He drops him onto the ropes AND THERE’S A SPRINGBOARD SUPLEX! Extreme Enigma did NOT see that coming and Banks uses the opportunity for the pin!
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……………But Extreme Enigma kicks out! And Banks continues the offence as he throws lefts and rights at his opponent…and there’s a snapmare AS BANKS SHOOTS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF EXTREME ENIGMA. Two boots connect to the base of the neck of the EAW World Champion as Banks goes for another pin here!
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…………….. But the referee rules that it was NOT a pinfall and Banks seems a bit frustrated now!

STEW-O: He gets up and looks at Extreme Enigma, wondering what to do next. He goes to grab Extreme Enigma but gets a hard knee to the chin and now Extreme Enigma whips Banks into the turnbuckle… No! Banks reverses it as Extreme Enigma is thrown into the corner and CM Banks collides with TWO high knees to the face AND A MONKEY FLIP THAT MAKES EXTREME ENIGMA LAND RIGHT ON HIS TORSO!

DEADPREZ: And Banks goes for another pin…but Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring showing some good ring presence! And here comes Banks as Extreme Enigma tries to get a breather in! And Extreme Enigma goes for a swift kick to buy more time but Banks catches it and hits a clothesline! It seems Banks has control at this point as he grabs Extreme Enigma and guides him up the steps… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA PULLS BANKS’ LEGS FROM UNDER HIM AS HE LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS! OH MY! THAT DID NOT LOOK PLEASANT FOR CM BANKS!

ETR: He could be knocked out here as Extreme Enigma has a burst of energy and gets Banks and now drives Banks sternum-first into the side of the ring and now rolls him into the ring! And now Extreme Enigma is on the apron as he pulls himself up and over for a body splash for the cover on CM Bank$!
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………………..CM Banks kicks out!

DEADPREZ: But it seems Banks is bleeding from his mouth and possible even his nose! Extreme Enigma goes to get CM Banks up and there’s a roundhouse kick! AND ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE STERNUM! That sternum might be seriously injured at this point! But Extreme Enigma goes for another kick! BUT BANKS CATCHES IT AND NOW EXTREME ENIGMA IS LIFTED TO THE SHOULDERS! GO!!!! TO!!!!! RETIREMENT!!!!!

STEW-O: NO! Extreme Enigma slips away and now there’s A REVERSE STO! Banks is planted as Extreme Enigma may have just caught a HUGE break! Now Extreme Enigma looks around and bounces off the ropes! And he steps up on CM Banks as he tries to get up and then HITS A STANDING MOONSAULT TO HIS BACK USING THE MOMENTUM! WHAT A MOVE BY THE YOUNG EAW CHAMPION!

ETR: And now Extreme Enigma rolls CM Banks over for a cover! The referee drops down for what could be the LAST pin of this matchup!
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……………..NO! BANKS GETS A SHOULDER UP! And Extreme Enigma just turns the pin into a headlock on the mat and now a body scissors to apply a sort of grapevine body scissors submission! Will this make CM Banks tap out! The midsection is being stretched!

DEADPREZ: But now CM Banks throws more elbows and gets up to his feet as he throws lefts and rights again and bounces off the ropes…full head of steam! But Extreme Enigma throws a kick to the gut and now connects a BULLDOG! And what other way is there to turn besides turning to pure fist fighting! Extreme Enigma drops down to get on top of Banks and simply throw COLD, HARD fists at the defenseless World Heavyweight Champion!

STEW-O: Banks is laid out and still bleeding! He’s got blood all over the canvas now ESPECIALLY after those punches and that bulldog! Extreme Enigma seems to have an excellent game-plan…as he gets up and now throws STOMPS at Banks! But Extreme Enigma grabs Banks by the hair and lifts him up…and sets him on the top rope of the turnbuckle and then throws a HUGE right hand knocking Banks back before he steadies his opponent.

ETR: Extreme Enigma climbs up and now has the World Heavyweight Champion in a suplex position! This does NOT bode well for Banks! And Extreme Enigma is up FOR THE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! BUT WAIT! CM BANKS DROPS EXTREME ENIGMA OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS! He tries to get up quickly to continue an office but Banks DIVES FOR ONE HELL OF A CROSSBODY!

DEADPREZ: But remember those ribs and that sternum! Banks might have hurt himself JUST AS MUCH as he hurt his opponent with that move! Both World Champions are down now! The referee begins the count for a double count out!
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………..Banks and Extreme Enigma are slightly moving….
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………..Banks is up first but then Extreme Enigma!

ETR: And they’re going to start the brawl up again as Extreme Enigma throws a wild punch but Banks ducks and throws a southpaw and then a HARD right hand and then another! Kick to the EAW Champion’s ribs and then to the gut…AND NOW ONE TO THE FACE! And Banks CLOTHESLINES Extreme Enigma before he can fall on his own! But he gets his opponent BACK up!

DEADPREZ: AND NOW A FLAPJACK AS EXTREME ENIGMA FALLS ON HIS FACE! AND…Oh my! A STRAIGHT ROUND KICK TO THE STERNUM REGION! That might have just been insult to injury! Extreme Enigma isn’t getting a break here! He’s lifted again and is hit by a suplex! No he lands on his feet…AND ROLLS UP CM BANKS! THE COVER! NO! CM BANKS ROLLS THE ROLLUP OVER AND IS PINNING AND HOLDING THE ROPES!
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………………KICKOUT EVEN WHEN BANKS WAS HOLDING THE ROPES FOR SUPPORT!

STEW-O: But now CM Banks is arguing with the referee! As would I! There is no way Extreme Enigma could have kicked out of that! But HERE’S A ROLLUP BY EXTREME ENIGMA AGAIN!
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…………….KICKOUT BY BANKS! But now Extreme Enigma isn’t liking the refereeing by the referee! And he has a word with the official!

ETR: BUT NOW BANKS HITS A PERFECTLY PLACED SHINING WIZARD ON THE EAW CHAMPION, EXTREME ENIGMA AS HE DROPS STRAIGHT DOWN! AND THERE’S ANOTHER COVER BY BANKS!
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……………………….HE KICKS OUT! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HE’S CONCIOUS FOR THAT KICKOUT!

DEADPREZ: Now Banks lifts his opponent up. There’s a couple knees and now whips Extreme Enigma into the corner AND THERE’S THE RUNNING KNEE AND HERE’S THE BULLDOG! But Extreme Enigma gets away and slides out the ring and grabs a steel chair. Banks goes after him and DUCKS the steel chair shot as he throws Extreme Enigma into the ring now with the chair in hand… BUT THERE’S A DROPKICK TO THE STEEL CHAIR, DRIVING IT INTO BANKS’ FACE! Banks falls back against the ropes and THERE’S THE TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS AND BANKS IS DROPPED!

ETR: AND NOW THE COVER BY THE EAW CHAMPION!
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…………………..3!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! BANKS KICKED OUT OF THAT TWIST OF FATE!

STEW-O: And you should SEE the look on the EAW World Champion’s face right now! I don’t know…HE doesn’t know how to put Showdown’s World Champion away! He pulls himself up using the ropes.. And he’s looking around wondering what to do next! Banks is lying in the middle of the ring, bloodied, beaten, and not even moving at this point! And the crowd is on their feet…as Extreme Enigma makes a move…

ETR: By CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE NOW AND LOOKING DOWN AT SHOWDOWN’S LIFELESS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! AND HERE HE GOES STANDNG STRAIGHT UP ON THE TOP ROPE! SWANTON BOMB! SWANTON BOMB! EXTREME ENIGMA’S 225 LBS COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THE STERNUM OF BANKS COULD BE DESTROYED!

DEADPREZ: WAIT! BANKS WITH THE KNEES UP, MAKES EXTREME ENIGMA LAND SPINE FIRST ON THE EXPOSED KNEES OF CM BANKS! AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE GRABS AT HIS SPINE! But the ring falls silent. It is in the fans that are making the noises because ONE OF THESE MEN could become the victor at ANY SECOND! Banks crawls over to Extreme Enigma now! And the pin!

STEW-O: NO! HE LOCKS IN THE ANACONDA VICE! EXTREME ENIGMA IS CAUGHT IN THE SUBMISSION HOLD AND IS NOWHERE NEAR THE RINGROPES! WILL DYNAASTY TAP OUT OT SHOWDOWN? OH THE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL ASPECTS ARE DOGGING AT EXTREME ENIGMA RIGHT NOW AS HE NEEDS TO DECIDE WHETHER HE SHOULD TAP OR SNAP! HE’S CONTEMPLATING…HOLDING HIS HAND OUT OVER THE CANVAS….

ETR: AND HE TAPS THE MAT! HE SUBMITS! EXTREME ENIGMA, DYNASTY’S WORLD CHAMPION, JUST TAPPED OUT TO BANKS, SHOWDOWN’S WORLD CHAMPION!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Banks’ theme plays…crowd boos)

Announcer: Here is your winner….representing SHOWDOWN…he is…THE EAW WORLDDDDD HEAVYWEIGHTTTTT CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN….C!!!!!!…..M!!!!!!!…….BANKKKKKKKKKK$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!

STEW-O: I am absolutely stunned that Extreme Enigma just tapped out to that submission! It seemed like Banks was in some intense trouble there near the end of the match up!

DEADPREZ: But I think that is what ultimately made Extreme Enigma tap out! This match was physically, mentally, and emotionally DRAINING for everyone who participated in it!

ETR: It’s matches like this that make Dynasty versus Showdown such a successful event! Two world champions with similar backgrounds collide and put on an EPIC match up for the entire crowd here at Madison Square Garden!

STEW-O: Congrats to CM Bank$, but that’s about all the time we have for tonight.. We saw a GREAT show… But now signing off, for Edge & TNA Rocks and Deadprez, I’m Stew-O.. Good night!

(EAW logo buzzes )

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