(EAW’s Opening Video Plays)…
(Dynasty’s opening video is aired as “Babylon” by Ekali feat. Denzel Curry plays. The camera zooms into the arena and we jump right into the action as ‘Ill Ray’ by Kasabian starts playing as Zed Diamant makes his way to the ring getting a mixed reaction by the crowd.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Santa Monica, California, weighing in at 175 pounds, “The New Classic”, ZEDDD DIAAAAMAAAANT!
Stew: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO DYNASTY!! An interesting match about to happen right now as we start this one off… Two talented individuals against each other, this match is promising.
( ‘Love Like Blood’ by Blitzkid blasts through the speakers as Kyle Monroe Kade slowly makes his way to the ring receiving a mixed reaction by the arena, mostly boo’s. )
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Colchester, Essex, weighing in at 169 pounds, KYLEEE MONROEEEEE KADEEEEE!
Talib: KMK, an unusual type of guy who looks to make a name for himself and himself only, trying to prove the haters wrong. I expect a lot from this kid.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew: The match has officially started as both men start making circles around eachother. Zed looks confident meanwhile KMK looks more focused as KMK makes the first step delivering a few punches into Zed’s skull as Zed is dazed into the corner. KMK makes a few steps back charging to Zed with a clothesline, but Zed gets out of the way and ZED GRABBING KMK FROM THE WRIST CONNECTING WITH A SLINGSHOT HEADSCISSORS GETTING KYLE DOWN. DIAMANT DELIVERING SOME STOMPS TO THE CHEST OF KMK AS HE GETS KMK UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER AND ZED NOW TAUNTING KMK. Zed turns around and KMK with a kick to the mid-section AND NOW KMK CONNECTS WITH A SAITO SUPLEX TO ZED, BUT HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S DONE AS KMK CONNECTS SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX AND NOW IT’S KMK TAUNTING ZED.
Bari: KMK now headbutting Zed directing him near the corner as KMK climbs the top rope AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT AND ZED HOLDS TO THE ROPES DESPERATELY, AS IT MUST BE LIGHTS OUT FOR HIM. KMK NOW GRABS ZED BY THE LEGS AND GETS HIM DOWN, AND KMK LOOKING FOR THE STUMP PULLER. HE HAS IT LOCKED IN! ZED TRYING TO ESCAPE, HOLDING ON DESPERATELY AS HE GETS CLOSE TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT KMK DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND ZED LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! ZED SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET HIS HEAD AWAY FROM KMK’S FOOT AND NOW ZED PUSHING KMK AWAY WITH HIS LEGS. Zed now with a kip-up and Zed attacking KMK, delivering fists and kicks all over KMK taking him down into the corner. Zed makes a few steps back charging ahead with a kick right in the face of KMK as he backs out trying to get his stamina back. KMK slowly getting up grabbing the ropes as Zed grabs him AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD DISCUS ELBOW SMASH AS HE CONNECTS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL SITOUT GOURDBUSTER AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Stew: Kickout by KMK. The match already fired up as both men get up on their feet, as they start exchanging punches with eachother, both men looking to break the others face as Zed goes for a lariat, but KMK ducks and KMK with a side kick to Zed followed by a leg sweep. KMK now grabs Zed up AND CONNECTS WITH THE PRETTY VACANT DRIVER! THE GO HOME DRIVER DID IT’S JOB AS ZED LOOKS OUT AND KMK REALISES THAT GOING FOR THE COVER!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Stew: And a kickout by Zed. KMK now grabbing Zed, but he counters grabbing KMK by the wrist as he goes for a wristlock roundhouse kick and it connects. Zed now GOING OFF WITH THE KICKS AND HE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK SENDING KMK OUT OF THE RING. ZED JUMPING, REALISING HE HAS AN OPENING AS KMK GETS UP ON HIS FEET BUT ZED LAUNCHES OVER THE TOP ROPE CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE AS BOTH MEN GO DOWN.
Ref: One. Two. Three.
Talib: Now both men are up on their feet as KMK blasts Zed to the apron and gets him into the ring. KMK delivers a chop to the chest of Zed as he holds it in pain, but KMK connects with another one! Ouch! KMK now with a snap dragon suplex to Zed as Zed rolls to the apron looking to recover, but KMK with a low basement dropkick sending Zed out as KMK holds on the ropes. KMK gets down and grabs Zed looking to smash his head into the post, but Zed counters AS HE SENDS KMK SMASHING TO THE POST AND THEN TO THE STEEL STAIRS! KMK IS OUT AS A GRIN ON THE FACE OF ZED CAN BE SEEN.
Ref: One. Two. Three.
Talib: Zed now delivering a few fists to the skull of KMK as he throws him to the side of the ring and KMK is in a world of pain right now. The ref asking Zed to get into the ring but he doesn’t care, as he again gets KMK up throwing him to the ring post again, BUT NO, KMK COUNTERS AND SMASHES ZED TO THE POST! GOOD NIGHT ZED DIAMANT!
Ref: Four. Five. Six.
Stew: Kyle rolls into the ring stopping the referee’s count but he gets out again as he slowly positions Zed for the “Dominant View”. OH MY GOD! THE SHOUTEN KAI CONNECTS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE MIGHT HAVE ENDED ZED DIAMANT’S CAREER! IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?! He grabs Zed up like a piece of trash and throws him to the ring as he gets inside with him. KMK exchanging a few words with the referee as Zed goes to the corner grinding the way to his feet. KMK turns his attention back to him as he goes for a lariat but he misses as Zed goes down collapsing, and he looks exhausted. ZED THOUGH WITH A LEAPFROG VICTORY ROLL LOOKING TO STEAL THIS ONE!
Ref: ONE!!! TWOOO!!! THREEEE!! HE GOT IT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Ill Ray” begins to play as Zed rolls out of the ring, he’s met by the referee who raises his arm in victory as Kyle Monroe Kade looks on angrily from inside the ring)
Stephie Love: Your winner… ZEEEDDDDDD DIAAAMMANNTTT!!
Stew: ZED SNEAKS OUT THE VICTORY IN HIS DEBUT HERE ON DYNASTY!!
Bari: Any means necessary Stew, that’s how it is in a business where wins and losses count for so much! A win is a win!
(The camera fades backstage to the interview area. We’re greeted by the face of Dynasty General Manager StarrStan. He smiles as he acknowledges the camera and begins to speak)
StarrStan: On August 23rd, 2018, Dynasty will present it’s next exclusive Supershow. At that event both the Answers World and Hardcore Championships will be defended at the event, amongst a plethora of other high profile matches featuring the Dynasty roster.
StarrStan: Johnny Ventura will defend his Hardcore Championship against Mark Michaels, Darkane’s opponent for the event will be determined at a later date through a series of matches. Two triple threat matches next week, the winners of those matches will then go on to face each other the following week and the winner of that match will face Darkane for the Answers World Championship.
StarrStan: More details of the event will be released in the coming weeks, thank you and enjoy the rest of the show!
(The camera fades out into a commercial break)
(“Clocks” by Phillp Klein hits as Ventura emerges from behind the curtain)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring first, weighing in at 220 pounds… HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!… JOOHHHNNNYYYY VEENNNTTURRRAAAA!!
Stew: Back on Dynasty and a treat here as the EAW Hardcore Champion is in action! And considering we now know when his next championship defense will be, it’s important he starts building momentum as we head towards that event!
(“Psyched Out” by The Supersuckers hits as Ryan Wilson makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… weighing in at 200 pounds… RYAAANNNNNN WIIIILLLSSSSSOONNN!!
Bari: And a golden opportunity for Ryan Wilson tonight, these don’t come all that often! A match against the Hardcore Champion, this could be great for him!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Ventura comes out of his corner… as does Ryan Wilson and we mentioned it at the top but it’s worth repeating, Ryan Wilson… a win over the Hardcore Champion tonight would be… well I can’t even put into words how big it would be for him! Wilson extends his arms out… looking for a lock up! BUT VENTURA WON’T OBLIGE HIM… INSTEAD LUNGING FORWARD WITH A CHEAP RIGHT HAND… AND HERE WE GO! WILSON FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN, AND A SECOND ONE… RYAN WILSON BUILDING SOME OFFENSE HERE AT THE START AGAINST THE CHAMPION, HE TAKES A THIRD SWING BUT VENTURA BLOCKS IT… TRAPS THE ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT!!
Bari: A huge move from Ventura right out of the gate! Wilson’s head comes bouncing off the canvas, Ventura gets him back to his feet and whips him into the ropes… VENTURA DUCKS HIS HEAD… AND OH RYAN WILSON GOES SLIDING OVER VENTURA’S BACK… LANDING BEHIND HIM… HE WRAPS HIS LEFT ARM AROUND VENTURA’S HEAD AND BOOM!! CONNECTS WITH A BACKBREAKER!! Ventura grabs his lower back and quickly scrambles back to his feet but stumbles back into the corner… taking a knee.
Stew: BUT HERE COMES RYAN WILSON!! RUSHING AT THE CORNERED CHAMPION… BUT VENTURA, VENTURA ABLE TO SIDESTEP!! RYAN WILSON HOWEVER ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE EMPTY TURNBUCKLE… HE TURNS AROUND… RIGHT INTO A FOREARM TO THE JAW BY VENTURA!! WILSON’S DAZED… ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE STUMBLES ACROSS THE RING… VENTURA RUSHES TOWARDS HIM AGAIN LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A SECOND FOREARM… AND IT CONNECTS!! WILSON GOES DOWN AND VENTURA QUICKLY DROPS INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!!
Bari: Ryan Wilson turns over onto his stomach, crawling over to the ropes and using them as an aid to pull himself up to his feet… Ventura isn’t gonna let him have any of it though! He looks to stay on the attack, moving over towards Wilson… but he’s met with an elbow into the mid-section! Wilson is fighting here! A struggle here between the two… BUT IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN WILSON IS GONNA WIN THE EXCHANGE AS HE SENDS ANOTHER ELBOW, BUT THIS ONE RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF VENTURA’S HEAD… VENTURA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… RYAN WILSON DARTS FORWARD!!
Stew: CALF KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! VENTURA GOES DOWN, COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… VENTURA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!… OH BUT LOOK AT RYAN WILSON!!
Bari: WILSON ISN’T LETTING UP, KEEPING HIS FOOT ON THE GAS… TURNING VENTURA ONTO HIS STOMACH AND APPLYING AN STF!! HE GETS IT LOCKED IN QUICKLY ON THE CHAMPION, OH IMAGINE THIS!! IMAGINE IF RYAN WILSON COULD MAKE THE THE HARDCORE CHAMPION TAP OUT, NOT ONLY BEAT HIM BUT MAKE HIM SUBMIT RIGHT HERE ON DYNASTY!! VENTURA IS REACHING OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES, TRYING TO PRY WILSON OFF HIM… HE’S IN TROUBLE!! THE REFEREE SLIDES DOWN, ASKING VENTURA IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT VENTURA SHAKES HIM OFF… AND VENTURA NOW… ROLLING OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE RING, EXTENDING HIS ARM OUTWARD AND ABLE TO REACH THE ROPES WITH HIS HAND!! RYAN WILSON IS GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE HOLD!! SO CLOSE BUT NOT ENOUGH!!
Stew: Ryan Wilson releases the hold, and you can tell from the look on his face… he thought that was it, he thought he had the Hardcore Champion dead to rights there! But Ventura continues to fight on… Wilson gets back to his feet, Ventura pulls himself up to his feet using the ropes… AND HERE COMES RYAN WILSON AGAIN… BUT VENTURA SIDESTEPS THE ONCOMING ATTACK, HE GRABS WILSON… THE LAST OF V!! THE LAST OF V CONNECTS ONTO RYAN WILSON!! VENTURA ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!! VENTURA ESCAPES WITH THE VICTORY!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Clocks begins to play as Ventura exits the ring)
Stephie Love: Your winner… JOOHHHNNNYYYYY VEEENNNNTTTUURRRRAAA!!
Bari: And that’s a perfect way to put it Stew, Ventura ESCAPES with the victory tonight! Out of nowhere, dare I say even luck? Ryan Wilson brought his A game tonight and I think had this one kept going… it might’ve been enough to knock off the champion!
Stew: And Ventura knows that, he’s not a happy camper!
(Johnny Ventura takes ahold of his Hardcore Championship and makes his way up the ramp. But as he reaches the halfway point, Mark Michaels walks out with a microphone and has a giant grin on his face and shakes his head. He walks up to Ventura and motions for him to join him in the ring.)
Ventura (Off Mic): Go fuck yourself.
(Ventura then makes his way back up the ramp and through the curtain. Michaels speaks as he makes his own way to the ring.)
Michaels: Well, it’s seems our esteemed Hardcore Champion won’t be joining me tonight. Too bad. I was hoping a war of words may let him redeem himself after that… less than vibrant performance.
(Mark Michaels enters the ring and gives what appears to be a cocky wink to the camera through his aviator sunglasses)
Michaels: I mean was that really the kind of performance you expect from a legitimate champion? What about that match was going to light up his mentions on social media? Where’s the big moment that’s being turned into a gif and shared around twitter? What did he do that’s going to be trending anywhere in the world, let alone in this armpit of a country?
(Crowd boos for the cheap heat)
Michaels: You see, Ventura is nothing more than a flash in the pan. He’s going to fade away to his sleepy time land or whatever it is he claims to live in. EAW deserves a Hardcore Champion that can provide them with spectacle. Someone who can bring them moments that they will share on Insta and Snapchat and maybe even be enough to get Vine brought back. They need someone who is Picture Perfect.
(Michaels takes a moment to pull out his cell phone and use the selfie cam to check his hair and smile back at himself. He then presses the shutter for a selfie)
Michaels: So let’s make this real simple. Ventura, I want your title. I’m coming for you and I’m gonna beat you like the lackluster transitional champion that you are. But when I do it, I hope you actually bring some effort. I need to be able to show how truly valiant and talented I am on my Instagram story when hashtag #AndNew trends worldwide.
(Michaels drops the microphone and exits the ring)
(Commercial promoting Empress of Elite round 2, Thursday Night on Empire)
(The camera fades back into the ring)
Stephie Love: the following Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Bad Reputation by Adelita’s way starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California , weighing in at 225 pounds, BEAUTIFUL ASHTON THOMAS!!!
(Thomas steps through the curtain oblivious to the crowds chilly reception.)
Stew: Like him or not Ashton Thomas has rack up two impressive wins here in the first two weeks of season 12, he certainly will look to keep up his winning ways here tonight.
Talib: he will but it won’t be easy, he’s tagging with someone he’s never partnered with against the well oiled machine that is the One Percent.
Stew: very true, let’s see here tonight if Thomas can ride the wave of momentum to what many would call an upset.
(Thomas steps through the ropes and stands on the middle turnbuckle from where he begins to check himself out on the tron. He poses for a few moments before his music fades out and is replaced by the Devil In I by slipknot)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner, from Jackson, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, THE PSYCHO JJJAAAASSSOOONNNN MMMMMCCCCCKKKKOOORRRRMMMIIICCCCC!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly as McKormic steps out on stage.)
Stew: Last week this man here put in a heck of a fight in a losing effort to Ashton Thomas, he put oN display that high motor he possesses and fought right down to the end. Do you think we’ll see a turn of fortune this week and all that high output offense will nab him the win tonight?
Talib: well like I said before it will be no easy feat. I mean aside from who he’s facing tonight, he may have a bit of bad blood lingering between himself and Ashton Thomas. But when you get guys who are as unpredictable as Jason McKormic in the ring any thing can happen on any given night.
(McKormic slides in under the bottom rope and begins to rock himself intensely against the bottom turnbuckle opposite his partner. His music cuts off and in its place “Ivy” by Amity Affliction hits over the loud speakers.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents at a total combined weight of 412 pounds, Theron Nikolas and Jack Ripley… THE ONE PPPPEEEERRRRCCCCEEENNNTTT!!!!!
( Ripley and Nikolas emerge from behind the curtain to a monsoon of boos raining down upon them.)
Stew: Here they are, two thirds of the most powerful group on Dynasty. Both Theron and Ripely are top tier athletes hence the accolades they each hold. As we all know Ripley is the current holder of the 24/7 contract which grants him a match for any title at any time, and just last week thought we might see Theron Nikolas announce when he was going to redeem his world title match for winning the King of Elite, till Andrei Sokolova interrupted. With two possible future champions teaming up for this match, don’t you feel it’s a little suspicious that they are facing off against two men who just last week were at each other’s throats?
Talib: I don’t know what you’re insinuating here stew. I hope you’re implying that our illustrious chairman is trying to keep his boys out of harms way till they can pick their spots to cash in on those title shots. If you are you might want to watch what you’re implying before you end up going the way of CM Banks.
(Nikolas and Ripley each enter through the ropes.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: There’s the bell, it looks like Ripely will be starting things off for his team as Ashton Thomas insists on opening for his. The two lock up in the center of the ring, Thomas using his weight advantage to force Ripley into the neutral corner, but Jack with nice use of his momentum gets he switch and has Ashton pinned up against the turnbuckles! Ripley with a knife edge chop! And another, now a third, fourth, fifth in rapid succession! Thomas grabbing him by the head and switches around now lighting up Ripley with chops to the chest! Thomas with the Irish whip, Ripley reverses and Thomas hits hard into the corner! Ashton stumbling out as Ripley follows him in, and tornado DDT! Wow Ripley quick as a hiccup hooked the head, scurried up the turnbuckle and sent Thomas head first into the mat!
Talib: Ripley not giving any room to breath as he stays on his man with those knees to the head of Ashton Thomas! Ripley now bringing Thomas to his feet, Thomas fighting back with a right hand to the kisser of Ripley! Ripley with a right of his own but Thomas blocks and answers with a eye poke!
Stew: The ref admonishing Thomas, Ashton not really caring as he connects with a neckbreaker! Ashton with a quick cover! Will he get it?!
Stew: Ripley getting that shoulder up quick! Thomas grabbing a front facelock, now dragging Ripley to his feet, DDT! NO! Jack with good ring awareness as he drives Thomas back first into the one percenters corner! Ripley the tag team specialist a former 3 time tag Champion, knowing exactly where his partner was. HEY! AND NOW THERON CHOKING THOMAS FROM THE APRON! Theron wrapping his arm around the throat choking the life out of Ashton Thomas as Ripley lays in with hard kicks to the midsection!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!
Talib: Nikolas wisely releases before the count of five! Ashton Thomas slumped down against the bottom rope as Jack Ripley stomps away at him! Tag made now to Theron who quickly resumes stomping at Thomas as if he were a cockroach! Jason McKormic starting to get a bit impatient now trying to enter the ring, but the referee keeps him in his own corner.
Stew: Nikolas dragging Thomas up to his feet, Theron now tying Ashton’s arms in the ropes, we’ve seen this before, a flurry of elbow land right on the dome! Ashton looks to be out on his feet! Nikolas now toying with Thomas.
Theron (off mic): you don’t look so pretty no more.
Stew: Nikolas taking a few steps back now with his fish cocked back, OH and a charging straight punch lands flush on the jaw!
Talib: Theron cracking a grin as he backs up again. Another straight right! BUT BREAKS FREE AND ASHTON COUNTERS WITH A BACKBODY DROP THAT SENDS NIKOLAS OVER THE TOP AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!
Stew: Nikolas Landed hard on his lower back from that one! Ripley going over to check on his team mate! Meanwhile inside the ring Ashton Thomas is down on mat! Jason McKormic calls over trying to will him on to make the tag! Thomas crawling on his hands and knees trying to get there! McKormic reaching, Thomas reaching as well, Thomas leaps to make the tag! AND NOBODY’S THERE! JACK RIPLEY DRAGGING JASON OFF THE APRON AND SENDING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!
Talib: Theron back in the ring now, as he uses his boot to choke out Ashton Thomas against the bottom rope!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!
Talib: Nikolas lets off that choke and brings Thomas up by the head. Thomas swings wildly but Theron ducks underneath, AND CONNECTS WITH A CANADIAN SUPLEX THAT FOLDS UP ASHTON LIKE AN ACCORDION! Nikolas forgoing the pin for a moment and picks up Ashton Thomas, with control of the wrist I think I know what he wants here! TOUCH OF HEROINE! BUT THOMAS DUCKS IT AND LOCKS ON THE BEAUTIFIER!!! THE KOJI CLUTCH LOCKED IN AS THERON FLAILS ABOUT TRYING TO GET FREE!!!
ASHTON HAS THE GRIP LOCKED IN, THERON STARTING TO FADE! BUT NIKOLAS BACKING THOMAS INTO THE CORNER! Theron buying some time but the hold is still locked in! Nikolas again driving Thomas backwards against the buckle! Thomas refusing to let go! He’s hanging on with everything he’s got! But Theron one more time sandwiches Ashton Thomas between himself and the turnbuckle and threes the magic number to get Theron free of that beautifier!
Stew: Nikolas catching his breath, but Jason McKormic is back up and crouched on the apron and makes a blind tag! Theron with his back turned didn’t even see it as he whips into turnbuckle! Ashton back on the one percenters side of the ring where Ripley is waiting! Ripley trying to relay the message to Theron who doesn’t see Jason McKormic behind him! Running Facebuster bulldog by McKormic, who is now all over The king of elite with a flurry of mounted shots to the face! Lefts and rights peppering Theron Nikolas who rolls away to try and buy some breathing room!
Talib: Theron rolling to his feet but Ashton Thomas there to meet him with a stiff right that turns him back around! Jason McKormic not to be outdone lands one of his own! Back and forth back and forth Nikolas like a ping pong ball between them! Thomas with a boot to the gut and the DDT before rolling out of the ring! McKormic with the cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!
Stew: and Theron gets the shoulder up! McKormic picking him up by the head, Theron fighting back with right uppercut! Nikolas with the whip off the ropes looking for a clothesline, McKormic ducks under, AND REBOUNDS WITH THE JUMPING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE! Theron’s nose may be a bit mangled after that one! Ripley trying to enter the ring but Thomas grabbing hold… Oh and Jack with a brutal back kick to the face!
Talib: Thomas down from that shot on the outside! McKormic charges at Ripley, but Jack hops off he apron not wanting any of the madman from Michigan!
Jason(off mic): Just wait Jack I got something for you!
Talib: Ripley holding his hands up in mock surrender, Meanwhile Nikolas back up to his hands and knees , McKormic turns to Face him, Jason might be thinking about ending it! Curb stomp incoming!
Stew: McKormic rushes at Theron! BUT JACK RIPLEY TRIPS HIM UP FROM THE OUTSIDE! Ripley holding on to the legs as Jason squirms to get free! OH AND JACK CROTCHES HIM AGAINST THE RING POST!!! You can see the pain painted on Jason’s Face as Nikolas drags him to his feet! TOUCH OF HEROINE!!! THE RAINMAKER NEARLY RIPS MCKORMIC’S HEAD OFF! The Roman wastes no time and goes for the pin!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE! TTTTTWWWWOOOOOO! TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Talib: JASON KICKED OUT! How is he still fighting after that one?!
Stew: Nikolas visibly frustrated at that kickout! Theron calling over Jack Ripley who’s been stomping away at Ashton Thomas on the outside! Ripley slides in the as Nikolas drags McKormic up off the canvas! Theron shoves Jason towards Jack… YOULL FLOAT TOO!!! SUPERKICK LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN! Jason about to collapse, but Theron catches him in his arms! CHAOS THEORY!!! REVERSE STO PLANTS JASON SQUARE INTO THE MAT! THIS HAS GOT TO HE IT!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE! TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOO! TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Ivy” by amity affliction starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners, Jack Ripley and Theron Nikolas, THE ONE PERCENTERS!
Stew: After what looked like a sure fire upset, the one percenters managed to snatch a victory here tonight!
Talib: well that’s why they are who they are, that’s why they’re the elite of the elite here on Dynasty and why nobody ought to try and get in their way! Matches like this only serve as reminders of just how tough it is to put away the one percenters!
Stew: You have to give some credit to effort by Thomas and McKormic who put aside their differences tonight, but Ripley and Nikolas seemed to be on the same page throughout this one and walked away with a win. Stay tuned folks there’s a lot more action coming your way.
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“DUST” by Tremonti hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 235 pounds… “The Devil Incarnate” KEVINNNNNNNNNN HUNTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
(Kevin Hunter makes his way out to the ring on a motorcycle as he circles around the ring before climbing inside.)
Stew: Kevin Hunter is here to bring the reign of the devil to Dynasty!
Talib: He is going to destroy Andrei’s dreams and looks prepared to do whatever it takes to make that happen here tonight! What a badass!
(“Your Kingdom” by VITJA hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Bucharest, Romania weighing in at 240 pounds… “The Agent of Chaos” ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREI SOKOLOOOOOOOOOOVA!!!
(Andrei Sokolova comes out to the ring walking straight down into the ring as he paces like a caged animal waiting to fight.)
Stew: Speaking of badasses Andrei Sokolova is here to fight!
Talib: Andrei looking to dominate here tonight and hopefully will continue to dominate the world of Dynasty for a long long time to come!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: We are underway as Andrei and Kevin lock up in the ring! Andrei shoves Kevin back hard but Kevin charges back in battering Andrei back against the ropes! Kevin with a series of hard punches and kicks knocking Andrei down in the corner until the referee forces him to break! Kevin backs off as Andrei collapses down on the mat. Andrei rolls to the outside of the ring as Kevin quickly follows kicking him under the ropes with a Baseball Slide!
Talib: Andrei driven back against the barricade as Kevin comes to the outside and punches him hard in the face! A Running Dropkick by Kevin!
Stew: No wait! Andrei caught Kevin in midair! Andrei charges forward and slams Kevin back first into the turnbuckle! Andrei slams Kevin down hard on the outside mat! Andrei grabs Kevin by the neck as he drags him back up and tosses him under the bottom rope into the ring. Andrei slides back in grabbing Kevin by the hair… Andrei drags him up and knees him hard in the gut! Kevin stumbles back as Andrei drops him with Seeing Red! Running Bicycle Kick connects! The cover!
Talib: The kickout by Kevin Hunter! And Andrei immediately locks Kevin into a Sleeper Hold on the mat! Andrei locks his legs around Kevin who has nowhere to go!
Stew: But Kevin breaks free as he is crawling across the ring! But he’s fading as he reaches out to the ropes! He can’t quite get his arms on the ropes! But he swings his leg around and it lands on the ropes! Andrei releasing the hold now as he backs up into the ring! Kevin slowly back up as he paces around waiting for his opponent.
Talib: Andrei charges in! Kevin side steps out of a corner as Andrei goes headfirst into a turnbuckle padding! Andrei immediately whips around as Kevin begins kicking hard into the gut of Andrei! Kevin yanks on the arm of Andrei who rolls out into the middle of the ring! Kevin charges in with a Clothesline but Andrei catches him by the arm and falls back with an Armbreaker!
Stew: Andrei grabs Kevin by the head and slams him face first onto the mat! Kevin desperately rolls away up into the corner as Andrei goes in but is caught in the face with a hard right hand from Kevin Hunter! Andrei staggers back as Kevin hooks his arms… In the End connects! Double Underhook Facebuster! The cover!
Talib: Andrei Sokolova kicks out! With authority! Andrei back up as Kevin goes in with a Clothesline! But Andrei ducks and goes for one of his own! Kevin ducks and goes around grabbing Andrei around the waist from behind! Kevin rolling up Andrei from behind!
Stew: Andrei kicks out again hard throwing Kevin across the ring into the ropes! Andrei back up as he goes in on Kevin but is kicked hard in the face by Kevin’s boot! Hard hitting EAW action right here this is what you get from watching Dynasty every week!
Talib: Andrei staggered back as Kevin charges in… SPEAR connects taking Andrei down! Hard right hands to the face of Andrei from Kevin until Andrei shoves Kevin off of him! Andrei back up as Kevin takes Andrei back down with a Running Axe Handle Smash! Andrei back up… this time taken down with a Missile Dropkick! Andrei reeling as Kevin Hunter has taken total control of this match! Kevin baiting Andrei to get back up…
Stew: Kevin grabs Andrei… Snap DDT! Kevin now running to the ropes as he climbs up to the top… Diving Leg Drop connects!!! The cover!!!
Talib: And the kickout by Andrei! That was close!
Stew: Kevin looks annoyed as he kicks Andrei hard in the head on the ground. Kevin stomping away as Andrei slowly gets back up trying to resist the blows! Andrei grabs the boot of Kevin and tips him over! Kevin immediately rolls up to his feet as Andrei connects with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the skull of Kevin Hunter! Andrei with a chance to take things back over as Kevin Hunter smartly rolls away back into his corner!
Talib: But Andrei grabs him dragging him out as he batters him with hard elbow strikes to the head! Andrei takes Kevin down with a Big Boot as he runs the ropes… Running Splash connects! The cover!
Stew: Kevin Hunter kicks out as Andrei Sokolova is back up to his feet and pushes Kevin into the corner with his elbow. Andrei grabs Kevin by the neck from the corner and tosses him hard across the ring! Kevin lands on his feet but Andrei lunges in and takes him down with a Running Bicycle Kick! Andrei Sokolova signalling that he is going to end this… Andrei lurking and waiting for Kevin Hunter to get back up to his feet…
Talib: Kevin Hunter back chops Andrei hard across the chest! Andrei yelling in rage as he batters back Kevin Hunter with hard elbows to the eye of Kevin who falls throat first across the top rope! Andrei grabs Kevin from behind… CONTROL YOUR CHAOS CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ANDRRRRRRRREI SOKOLOVAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(“Your Kingdom” by VITJA hits as Andrei Sokolova has his arm raised in victory!)
Stew: Andrei Sokolova with a well fought victory here tonight!
Talib: Andrei continues to put the entire brand on notice as he climbs the ranks! It is a long climb but I don’t doubt that Andrei has all the tools he needs to one day reach the very top!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Fed Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Alts available now on the EAW Network!)
(Camera opens on a dark warehouse with rusted barrels scattered about and only slight trickles of light coming in through broken windows. As the shadows pull back, we slowly begin to see Darkane sitting in a chair, the Answers World Championship in his lap. With the shadows still flickering over his face, he begins to speak.)
Darkane: So many men who wish to step up, but none are worthy. We live now in Darkane Times, and so many wish to ignore it. But my reign of dominance has only just begun and and end is nowhere to be seen.
Theron Nikolas is a man who couldn’t even beat a semi-retired executive without aid from our esteemed chairman.
Dynasty’s self proclaimed beautiful person, Ashton Thomas, is nothing more than a hideous waste of space.
Impact is a man who’s glory days have gone by with the old era, no matter how he scratches and claws to reclaim what he once was.
There’s the Devil’s incarnate mistake, Kevin Hunter, who has no concept of what a true devil is.
Mr. DEDEDE spends his time trying to trick the media about who he is, because the chairman knows he can’t stand to me.
The Agent of Chaos, Andrei Sokolova, who knows nothing about true chaos.
Cameron Ella Ava is too heartbroken over her dear friend revealing his truest colors to even focus on anything else.
True darkness shall befall the fool that is Erebus Jennings.
(Darkane leans forward in his seat, his hands placed on the championship)
Darkane: These, and so many more, believe themselves capable of ending Darkane Times. But this era shall last. And I will reign over Dynasty and all of EAW. It simply doesn’t matter who should be the next to step up to me. They will be knocked back one after the other. So come, little rats. Come and try if you think yourselves worthy. Walk right into my grasp… and suffer.
(Commercial for Midsummer Massacre)