(EAW Intro plays.)
(The Dynasty intro plays as shots of all the competitors are shown. Intercut in the usual intro video we seen moments from last week’s season 14 debut episode featuring some of the more prominent people on the brand. Lethal Consequences starts the show off with a scathing promo announcing the LC invitational would return for Midsummer Massacre as he put the entire company on notice. We also saw big wins from Mason Massacre, Dray Fontana, Andre Walker, Sarah Price & Harper Lee. Two of the big matches that saw controversial endings include Lance Blackfyre going to a no contest with Jason McKormick and Christian DeMarco. We also saw the main event match up between The Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett be interrupted by a surprise attack by Bennett’s opponent at Bloodsport; Universal Women’s Champ Minerva. Prior to this, Serena also made another match for herself at Operation: Doomsday with her challenging Andrea Valentine to a fight rekindling their Empire rivalry. We also see a potential classic match between Andrea and Chris Elite be spoiled by the influence of Veena Adams. As we close the intro on Veena’s face, we cut to the pyro as the show finally starts.)
(We see the socially distanced crowd of the EAW performance center as people can be seen wearing EAW masks and even some GAWDZILLA Pro merch masks that definitely cost an arm and a leg. We scan the crowd to see a man wearing a hoodie with Harper Lee’s huge smile on it, a group of black women in blue flannels with the same sunglasses Serena Bennett normally wears, and even a very old man with a “Omega Male” Christian DeMarco t-shirt. As we finish scanning the crowd, we cut to the commentary booth where we find Stew-O in a navy blue suit, Flannery McCoy in a pink blouse, and Jake Mercer with a “Senn for the Winn” sweater as he doesn’t have his usual man bun but rather a pair of pig tails as he smiles at the camera.)
Stew-O: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DY-
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke interrupts the intro Stew-O and company normally do as the crowd pops and the lights begin to flicker.)
Flannery McCoy: I guess we are getting right to it, huh?
Stew-O: Yeah, normally this is where I introduce everyone to us and the show but Chris Elite is storming through the black curtain and standing on the stage staring very intensely right now.
Flannery McCoy: We do have a a big show tonight following this season’s debut episode from last week. Huge matchups, huge segments, so much in store but Chris Elite is looking very furious and I must say after last week…I understand why.
Jake Mercer:…AND I’M JAKE MERCER! The TRUE play by play commentary star at this desk. I also have more information than a Snapple cap and THAT is today’s Snapple fact in a new segment called…JAKE MERCER’S SNAPPLE FACTS! Sponsored by SNAPPLE! They snap on the drinks like I snap on these mics! Big boy talk!
Flannery McCoy: Oh no, the insufferable one now has sponsorship. First Lucas Johnson with his Beats by Dre endorsement now this.
Stew-O: I never understood that one. So, Lucas Johnson walks to the ring wearing Beats by Dre headphones while his theme music plays. So does he listen to music in the headphones WHILE his theme plays? Is it muted and just for show? Such a weird advertisement I must say.
(Stew-O says this as Jake Mercer leans into the camera, cracks open a Snapple, and chugs half of it directly in front of the camera before wiping his lips with his sweater and mouthing the words “SNAPPLE, BITCHES” to the lens. We see Chris Elite stomp down the ramp, roll in the ring, and get tossed a microphone as he raises his hand high and lowers his head. As his music fades, we get a small “BVU” chant as Chris waves the fans off and demands silence.)
Stew-O: I guess the frustration is real, huh?
Chris Elite: I am utterly sick of this shit. I am beyond sick of this shit. I’m SICK SICK SICK OF THIS SHIT, MAN! Come the fuck on. Really? REALLY? I gotta deal with the same crap i’ve had to deal with for over two seasons now? Ever since I lost my World Championship, I’ve had a hurdle placed in front of me getting back to the top and it’s USUALLY one of these Yakubian yak mouth, blue eyed, serpent tongued, republican looking, pale, plain, pussyfooting, puny, petulant, prince and princess of cac culture getting in my damn way. Impact, Cage, and so many white males keep getting in my way and I usually get to just put my hands on them and beat they ass until they get the hell out of my way but NOW we got this tight face, plastic surgery riddled, on the rag ring rat named Veena Adams screwing me over against Andrea Valentine last week and I cannot and will not allow this type of cunt behavior persist this year. I will not allow no more bullshit fly in my face in season 14. Last year I was game to get down and dirty and GAWD contract the fuck back at people but no. This white bitch went from beefing with the other white bitch I wrestled last week and they must have conspired against me after a white bitch team meeting last week and agreed to put the fix in and fuck me over. FUCK! You kidding me? I was caught by Andrea Valentine, she had me in a submission sure. But that shit wasn’t over and now she gets her first win over me thanks to Skeeta Adams. FUCK! Kidding me?! Nah, you must be joking. YOU GOTTA BE JOKING! But FUCK THAT! I’m angry and ready to rock that bitch jaw like a man and I’m gon’ do it or we not having no show tonight.
(Chris Elite begins pacing.)
Chris Elite: FUCK! If Veena Adams don’t bring that concave ass of hers out here, I’m going to use my GAWD contract and burn her entire existence away. Only thing we gonna remember about her in EAW is me firing her and literally ending her career. YOU GOT 10 SECONDS! TEN…NINE…
???: Hold it, hold it, please Chris Elite…hold it!
(All is quiet as a familiar voice interrupts Chris Elite. Out walks StarrStan, wearing a grey suit as he has a microphone in his hand. StarrStan stands on stage with his hand out trying to calm Chris Elite down. )
StarrStan: Relax SK, please relax! Before you blow a gasket…
Chris Elite: Fuck that, EIGHT…SEVEN…
StarrStan: Cmon out, Veena…
Chris Elite: :mjwhat:
(Indeed, out walks Veena Adams to a socially distanced but extremely loud chorus of booing from the fans in the Performance Center.)
Chris Elite: :stopitslime:
Veena Adams: :troll:
Stew-O: Veena Adams is here! Veena Adams is walking to the ring behind StarrStan as Chris Elite stares her down!
StarrStan: Listen, Chris. I know what happened last week was out of hand and I have personally spoken to and reprimanded Veena for her behavior last week…
Chris Elite: :respek:
Veena Adams: :lick:
StarrStan: Veena and I spoke and she apologized to me and is here to apologize to you and these people on spoiling a huge match up between Andrea Valentine and you. But, we need to reveal something to you and everyone watching before this apology is done so we can become more transparent with the direction this show is going in. Everybody knows how powerful you are with that GAWD contract but…I have to advise you use that power wisely.
Chris Elite: :hhh:
Veena Adams: :eclipse:
StarrStan: Because I have, with managment’s blessing, brought Veena Adams in on Friday Night Dynasty as my partner and from this week forward we will be working as a unit together to run this show.
Chris Elite: :russwtf:
Veena Adams: :mjlol2:
Stew-O: WOAH! VEENA IS PARTNERS NOW WITH STARRSTAN?
Flannery McCoy: StarrStan must have gotten into Justin Windgate’s weedstash because he is high and cloudy with this judgement.
Jake Mercer: Big LC might have someone in those offices that JUST might help make EAW Extreme Again with him!
StarrStan: Look, I know it is a situation that can seem odd considering on Voltage, Veena and Captain Charisma clashed and bumped heads until Veena was fired from her position last season. But, I saw a woman who was oozing of potential and has a mind that could be used to make Dynasty a better show. For all the negativity that comes with her and that Adams stigma, Veena is a creative woman. Veena with me as a filter could craft Dynasty into undeniably the best booked show in all of sports entertainment. Thanks to some good draft picks like Andrea Valentine and Charlie Marr, we now also have a woman who has worked with and around both these former Voltage World Champions and her help could be a big assistance in using them and all other talent here on Dynasty this season. This is one of the many reasons why I have named Veena Adams as the co-general manager.
Chris Elite: I should beat your ass off principle for this shit. I don’t give a fuck about what her job title is, I still got a GAWD contract and I still want some justice for the shit that she did last week, bitch.
Veena Adams: How rude, I am the new Co-GM now.
StarrStan: Veena, please…just apologize to Chris Elite so we can move on to bigger things.
Veena Adams: Oh, ok. CHRIS ELITE…I AM SOOOOOO SORRY ABOUT LAST WEEK! I HAD NO RIGHT TO DO
Chris Elite: Man, if you don’t grab this bitch…I’m going to grab her myself and beat her ass! Call me Bhrissy Lanez by the time I’m done with her!
StarrStan: Please, SK. Stop. Now, I know this seems odd to you and many of our fans but seeing how you were behaving at the end of last season, adding Veena was partially your fault as well.
Chris Elite: What?
StarrStan: You still don’t get it. You abusing that GAWD contract, canceling shows, booking title matches, and booking title matches you weren’t even involved in reveals just how out of hand you and that unlimited power can be. I have had lower name stars from Eric Havoc and Miho-Li to hot head but big name guys like Diamond Cage, Impact, and you Chris try and bully me into making decisions and I can’t afford another season where I feel powerless to my roster. Back in my day, my in ring ability wouldn’t allow me to take the crap you guys put on me but I’m not an in ring guy anymore. I need someone to be strict and stern when I can’t be and as co-general managers, Veena and me can balance each other out perfectly.
Veena Adams: A good cop bad cop type of scenario, wouldn’t you say?
StarrStan: I’d say that’s a perfect description! Besides, I did offer to have you work with me last week SK and you rebuffed me. You disrespected me. I offered you the opportunity to work with me hand in hand in making sure that Dynasty is ran correctly and you and I are on the same page, you berated me instead. I even tried to make nice and sweeten the deal up by offering you a World Heavyweight Championship match against Viz, but what did you do? You refused to take it, now you’re in for a rude awakening. What you failed to realize is that my offer wasn’t just an offer, it was an ultimatum. You’re either with me or against me. No longer will I stand for running a show with you thinking you can walk all over me with no repercussions.
Veena Adams: Yeah, I saw that. So unfortunate. It’s almost like he sealed his fate…and my own, right?
Chris Elite: Bitch.
Veena Adams: How rude. Luckily, I’m used to working with people like you. :mjpls:
Chris Elite: Fuck is that supposed to mean?
Veena Adams: Oh you know… the Chris Elite kind of people, those type of people are easily handled if you push back when they push you. So, I’m sorry about effecting your match last week but I don’t regret doing it. It happened and you better get over it because many more things can…happen…if you don’t shape it up. GAWD contract or not, I’ve lost my job before and survived it. If I lose my job again and it comes at your doing Chris…I’ll gladly take you and that GAWD contract with me!
Chris Elite: You can take this dick with you and eat it, BOZO!
Veena Adams: :troll:
Chris Elite: :pacspit:
(‘30 Day Run’ by Larry June plays as all the fans pop. Chris Elite, Veena, and Starr turn to the stage as out steps The World Heavyweight Champion, The Visual Prophet. Viz has the big gold belt around his waist, a pair of denim jeans, an open linen shirt, and a pair of Birkenstock sandals as he proceeds shimmying on the stage and sticking his tongue out at everyone.)
Jake Mercer: BIG VIZ WITH THE DAD SAUCE TONIGHT! No blouse in sight but the hips still move right!
Flannery McCoy: Viz also had his match ended controversially as he and Serena Bennett has their main event bout interrupted by Minerva.
Stew-O: Indeed, Minerva retaliating after being sucker punched by Bennett at this year’s Draft show, she got her revenge on the Season 14 debut. Viz and Serena could have been a certified classic but maybe we will see them face off again someday.
Jake Mercer: I’ve know Viz way back to when he was Vann Perfect in the indies. Before he made the old Viz disappear and took his spot. It’s been his dream to be World Champion and he’s done that. He also dreamed of getting a sex change and winning the Women’s World title but I’m not sure if that’s even a factor for him anymore.
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure that’s even true.
Jake Mercer: I read it on his old Myspace page cause Viz old af. :troll:
Flannery McCoy: :snoop: You and these Meta jokes.
(Viz walks up the steel stairs and reveals a microphone from his back pocket.)
Chris Elite: This bozo pulled a mic out his ass…GREAT!
The Visual Prophet: Oh, Christopher! Long time no see! Welcome to Dynasty…AND…
(As Viz smiles ear to ear, his music fades away. The very second his music stops, his smile quickly disappears as the most intense look in his eyes appears and he rushes and stands eye to eye with Elite.)
The Visual Prophet: …Welcome to my show.
Chris Elite: :dahell:
The Visual Prophet: :tyson:
Chris Elite: :wtf:
The Visual Prophet: You heard me. Everybody heard me. Everybody ALWAYS hears me. That is, except last week. Right StarrStan? The man who won the biggest match on Dynasty this year, the man who won King of Elite last season, the man who won the Unified Tag Titles, and the man that main evented the very first episode this season yet didn’t get a second to speak on any of this. You guys draft the lovely Andrea Valentine and she got as much time as she needed to reflect on what she did last season. None for the reigning, defending, undisputed, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUNN! My Propheteers and Vaniacs had to go home hurt and hungry because they were starved and deprived of one of my slogan slanging soliloquies. Add to the fact that my match with the queen Serena Bennett was cut short thanks to the other queen Minerva’s interference, it’s like people barely got their usual FILL of Bae. Y’all know I love filling you with Bae. I got so much to give yet y’all seemed unable to take all of me and what I had to unload last week and
Chris Elite: AYO.
The Visual Prophet: :lupe: Whats the matter, Chrissy?!
Chris Elite: I SAID AYO!
The Visual Prophet: Pardon me. I say, what’s wrong…Bhrissy Bear?
Chris Elite: AYO…hey. Don’t fucking call me that.
The Visual Prophet: You don’t want to be called Bhrissy bear?
Chris Elite: :dame: Cmon man. Pride month is over, Viz.
The Visual Prophet: Oh no, Brissy Bear big mad. Rawr. He gon attack. Grrr.
Chris Elite: :dame: :dame: :dame: AAAYYYOOO!!!
The Visual Prophet: You love the way that I GRRRRRRE!
Veena Adams: Can we get some order around here? For heaven’s sake!
The Visual Prophet: My point is…was Prophetic Visions that impactful? Y’all now scared to unleash me on the Impact Zone because of the Wizardry I displayed at Pain for Pride? Is that why I hear rumors of you two considering putting the guy with the GAWD contract in the ring with me for my World Heavyweight Championship?
Veena Adams: It is a match that is being heavily considered regardless of whatever Chris Elite has to say about it. I’d hope you know better than to not be like him and fall in line, Jeffrey.
The Visual Prophet: Awww she hit me with the government name y’all. Get it guys? Because we once had a close bond over a year ago back on Voltage? Yeah well that was then, I’M the captain now.
Chris Elite: Awww look at him finally standing up to his old massa. Must be jealous about all that time she spent with Charlie last season after he got replaced :mjlol:.
Veena Adams: Don’t get ahead of yourself, you might have that belt and a cute little reputation and a new boob job but let’s not forget I made you who you are.
The Visual Prophet: Okay so, make another Viz. Bitch please, the only time you was ever taken serious is when I was doing your bidding, I’ve been more successful on my own than I ever was standing next to you. If we being honest my former vanilla goddess, those tears Nina and I shed with you back on draft day about me being traded was tears of joy.
(Veena can see visibly angry at what Viz just said)
Chris Elite: I love a good emancipated slave story.
The Visual Prophet: Are you even black enough to make those kind of jokes? I’m gonna need a 23andme test back ASAP.
Chris Elite: Bro suck my dick.
The Visual Prophet: At least buy me dinner first.
Chris Elite: Say one more sus thing and I’ll sl–
The Visual Prophet: You’ll what, get blown up by an exploding jeep again? This time I’ll make sure your Gawd contract can’t afford to tape your limbs back together.
Chris Elite: This bozo talking hot over having to resort to all that just to stop me and have ONE win over me. Meanwhile I done beat you more times than I can remember, I done fucked you up so many times that shit is like second nature.
The Visual Prophet: Who won the last match? The won that mattered the most? The one that saw you nearly die to my hands?
Chris Elite: You did. That’s cool though. I still got the leg up on this bitch and I ain’t scared of no Prophetic Visions. If I had faced him instead of Drake, I would have pissed on his Prophetic Visions. Only Prophetic Visions he would be having is visions of his Prophetic ass in the ICU after fucking with me. 44 BULLDOG to his chest have you leaking sprinkles you FA-
The Visual Prophet: Hey, we cant say that word.
Chris Elite: Oh. I wasn’t going to call you that, I was going to say you FAILURE!
The Visual Prophet: Oh ok, cool. WAIT, HEY!
Chris Elite: Wait before you eat another dick, BOZO!
The Visual Prophet: Look, Christopher, don’t be a fool this time around. These two clearly have issues with you running around with that GAWD contract and fucking with their show. They also saw what I did to Drake and clearly want me to ruin your life like I basically did his. I fucked his sister, took his belt, and had him shipped across the other side of the company. Now, I don’t hate you like I ended up hating that kid and I’ll gladly defend my belt to you. But, tread lightly beloved. Don’t make me do it you you, dummy…cause you know first hand from experience that I over do shit.
Chris Elite: Man wins his first world title now he talking like he ain’t lose to Jake Smith last season. :mjlol: Boy, stop. Ain’t nobody scared of no Viz no more. Me especially. I’ll spit in your face and tell it’s raining. I don’t give a fuck about no magic shit. Only wizards i fuck with are John Wall and Bradley Beal. FUCKING BOZO! Acting like you unbeatable, BOZO YOU JUST UNBEARABLE! Fucking kidding me!
The Visual Prophet: :troll: Boy you wild for that one.
Veena Adams: Enough! I’m sick of the banter already. I don’t know about StarrStan but I think it’s time we just announce it officially. The rumor is true and the match will take place at Operation: Doomsday. The Visual Prophet will defend his World Heavyweight Championship…against Chris Elite! No Chris, there is nothing your Gawd Contract can do when outnumbered 2 to 1, majority rules, bitch. Oh and just to make sure that both of you stay in check… I’ll be the special guest referee. Good luck!
(Chris Elite can now be seen visibly annoyed, staring a hole through StarrStan and Veena Adams knowing that he has a new problem to deal with for Season 14)
Stew-O: Blockbuster move has officially been marked down for all our calendars! Chris Elite vs The Visual Prophet with that World Heavyweight Championship on the line!
Flannery McCoy: Operation: Doomsday last season gave us Impact vs Lethal Consequences in what was clearly one of their best matches ever. This just might top it if they bring their best!
Jake Mercer: Their Midsummer Massacre match was a fan favorite but you put them together with the World Heavyweight Championship as the prize and I can’t help but expect them to take this rivalry to another level.
The Visual Prophet: I’m unbearable, huh?
Chris Elite: YOU FUCKING SUCK!!
The Visual Prophet: Unbearable, is that right?
Chris Elite: YOU A DICK EATING MACHINE!
The Visual Prophet: Ill show you just how unbearable I am at Operation: Doomsday, sweetheart.
Chris Elite: CHOKE ON A COCK AND DIE!
The Visual Prophet:
(‘30 Day Run’ by Larry June plays as Viz blows a kiss at Chris Elite who throws a middle finger back at him. Viz begins to leave as StarrStan tries to calm down Chris. Elite begins yelling at Starr as Chris also points are Veena who is standing with her arms crossed and rolling her eyes.)
Stew-O: A big title match has been made and we still have a huge show to come as Dynasty continues!
(The scene fades out with Viz walking up the ramp with his belt in the air and Chris Elite points at Veena Adams while StarrStan holds him back.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The whole arena goes dark and a single spotlight beam shines on the stage. Khamsin is standing with his back facing the crowd, almost like a silhouette. He turns around and signals the “Shhh” motion with his fingers on his lips as he makes his way down the ramp to the “music” of the boos. Sometimes he jeers at the fans, going for a backhand slap motion, but most of the time he cares not of them. He slides into the ring and basks in the beam of the spotlight with his arms outstretched.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Alexandria, Egypt weighing in at 210 pounds he is “Le Magnifique” KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSIN DUUUUUUUUUUU CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Khamsin is looking to kick ass and take names this week. He hates to lose and feels he has lost far too much despite only having a short career.
Flannery McCoy: I wouldn’t take the Ls too hard if I was him. He has plenty of time to become a star. That being said maybe it is a good motivator for him to think that way. It’s not like he has been struggling or anything but for some people acting like they are gets them in the right mindset to really beat some ass.
Jake Mercer: Homie doesn’t even have a theme song. How the fuck is he supposed to win this match?
(A large pool of swamp water is shown covering the stage as “Bow Down” by I Prevail hits. Suddenly red lights begin to flash all around the arena as Seth Osiris slowly rises out of the swamp holding a large wooden staff. Seth smiles down at his opponent with an evil smile as he crawls into the ring and points his staff at him muttering dark magic curses at him.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds he is SETH OSIRRRRRRIS!!!
(Seth Osiris is shown dancing around Khamsin in the ring as he taps him on the shoulder with a long black fingernail and places a leech on the back of his neck. Khamsin quickly swats it away in disgust.)
Jake Mercer: What the fuck is wrong with Dynasty these days? We got the guy who brings Murder Hornets to the ring and now this witch doctor shit? Ain’t got time for no black magic.
Flannery McCoy: Oh you got a problem with magic when it is black huh? :mjpls;
Jake Mercer: I didn’t mean it like that! :whoa:
Stew-O: Well Seth Osiris is clearly deranged let’s see how this match goes for him.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Seth Osiris suddenly snaps into focus. Gone is the flamboyant man we just saw in the entrance and in his place is an all serious technical wrestling machine. Khamsin appears to have taken notice of this change as well as he is now moving cautiously around the ring anticipating his opponent’s next move. Suddenly Osiris rushes in at his opponent who swiftly dodges and takes him down with a swift arm drag. Khamsin pulling Osiris over but the man from the swamps is right back up… only to take Khamsin down with an arm drag instead! Khamsin rolls through it back up but he is obviously unsteady on his feet. Osiris has eagle vision as he immediately takes notice using the opportunity to take Khamsin down with a Clothesline. Khamsin falls down crawling away into the corner to regain his composure. Osiris looks over at him before backing away slightly to prepare for the next phase of this contest.
Crowd: *respectful clapping*
Stew-O: However Seth Osiris does not wait long for his opponent as Khamsin makes his way back up to his feet using the ropes to pull himself up in the corner. Another Running Clothesline from Osiris! No! Khamsin ducks underneath and tosses his opponent up and over the top rope. But Osiris lands on the apron and swings again for Khamsin anyway hitting him with the Running Clothesline from the side. Osiris continues running all the way around the turnbuckle on the apron as Khamsin collapses to the mat in the ring. Osiris pulls the top rope using the momentum to launch himself up and over into the ring as he lands in a cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Quick kickout there by Khamsin as Seth Osiris methodically slithers away like some creature from the swamps. He pulls himself up to the top rope measuring Khamsin for the attack. He leaps just as Khamsin is regaining his footing. Flying Crossbody off the top! Osiris comes crashing down right across Khamsin crushing him in the ring! But Khamsin rolls through right into a cover of his own! Khamsin with the reversal!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: The KICKOUT by Seth Osiris who almost had the match stolen from him right there. But Seth can’t dwell on it too much as Khamsin is also making his way back up to his feet. Osiris leaps and takes him down with a standing Dropkick. Khamsin falls to the mat and rolls towards the outside looking to take a quick breather from the punishment he has endured thus far in this match. But Osiris is stalking him and following him to the outside grabbing his opponent by the leg and trying to pull him back into the ring. But Khamsin kicks Osiris hard in the gut twisting around to free his leg from his opponent but lands down hard on his knees. Osiris takes advantage of this quickly returning fire with a kick of his own to Khamsin’s exposed chest as he tries to pull himself back up off his knees. Osiris bends down and suddenly kicks upwards with a Bicycle Kick sending Khamsin flying back from a kneeling position as he goes head first into the padded barricades beneath the glass we have here outside the ring. Osiris not finished yet as he stomps hard on Khamsin’s head pushing his face into the ground. The referee has had enough as he is counting both men out.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Stew-O: Seth Osiris reluctantly pulls Khamsin back up and shoves him in the ring. Seems he isn’t interested in ending this thing in a double countout. Osiris with a quick cover.
Jake Mercer: Khamsin manages to kick out at one. Seth Osiris pulls his opponent back up and hooks him by the neck possibly looking for a Snap DDT… but Khamsin breaks free and hits Osiris with a spinning back elbow catching him off guard at a crucial moment. Osiris caught off guard as Khamsin comes charging in with a Running Clothesline of his own. Khamsin getting into it now as he yells for Osiris to get back up and give him some more.
Khamsin: I don’t have all day.
Flannery McCoy: Seth Osiris back up only to get knocked back with another spinning elbow attack from Khamsin pushing him back up against the ropes. Osiris bounces back with a Clothesline but Khamsin ducks… Osiris off the ropes… but this time he takes down Khamsin with a Leaping Shoulder Tackle. Maybe Khamsin thought Osiris would go for another Running Clothesline there and did not expect he would switch it up like that. Osiris keeps running the ropes until he returns to Khamsin and delivers a Guillotine Leg Drop! A gasping noise escapes the lungs of Khamsin as Seth Osiris seems to be enjoying that. He goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOO!! THRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Khamsin just barely kicks out! Seth Osiris not happy about that as he pulls his opponent up and looks like he intends to finish things off. He pulls up Khamsin draping him up over his shoulders in a painful looking way. Osiris looks like he is preparing for his finisher here! HERE IT COMES! DEAD AT DAWN!
Stew-O: NO! KHAMSIN BROKE OUT OF IT BEFORE SETH OSIRIS COULD CONNECT! KHAMSIN ROLLS UP OSIRIS FROM BEHIND!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Seth Osiris kicks out! He thought he had the match won there only for it to almost be taken away from him with that crafty counter by Khamsin! Osiris back up as he grabs Khamsin and punches him back against the ropes. But Khamsin uses the momentum to fly forward… and… oh god! What a clothesline!!!!
Jake Mercer: I believe he calls that the Alexandrian Guillotine Flannery! What a maneuver he just about took Seth Osiris’ head off with that one! Khamsin standing Osiris back up as he chops him hard into the corner. Osiris fighting back refusing to let the momentum change in this match! Osiris refusing to give up the offense but Khamsin returning strikes chopping faster and faster until he is the only one remaining delivering those attacks! Osiris stumbles forward right into the arms of Khamsin.
Stew-O: PYRAMID POSEIDON! KHAMSIN WITH A DEVASTATING MANEUVER! THE COVER ON SETH!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… KHAAAAAAAAMSINNNNNN!!!!
(The lights go out in the arena and no music is heard as a spotlight shines down upon Khamsin getting his arm raised in victory in the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow what a match! I think it is safe to say that the future of Dynasty could be in good hands with these two. Seth Osiris really gave it his all and then some tonight.
Stew-O: Agreed. His creepy magic shit threw me off but that may have been the entire point. Good on Khamsin for fighting through it and showing the kind of competitor he is. But take nothing away from Seth Osiris who clearly dominated most of that match even if he was unable to win in the end.
Jake Mercer: Wait… his music didn’t play though so do we know for sure the match is over?
(Jake Mercer is shown looking confused as the camera fades in to a commercial. Members of various drug cartels in Colombia are shown in an advertisement telling people to wear their masks. They flash their guns at the end to remind people that they ain’t askin’.)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P featuring Killer Mike & Despot plays as the bald son of a bitch Lethal Consequences walks out with purpose)
Jake Mercer: Here comes the man with the plan.. What that plan is I don’t know, but I’m sure we’re going to hear all about it! He is a present to Dynasty, and every Friday we get to open him up like it’s Christmas day… Oh how I love to open my Lethal Consequences present every Friday.. Don’t you Flan?
Flannery: He’s entertaining… I’m not staining my pants over him though… Such as yourself..
Jake Mercer: SHHHHH I’m trying to look at greatness..
(Lethal walks over and snatches the microphone from the ring announcer, and gets in the middle of the ring)
Lethal Consequences: I’m not going to fiddle around here, I’m going to cut to the chase.. Dynasty? This place we call home or whatever? Yeah, it’s bullshit. You sit at home watching this program waiting for something grand to happen, but instead you get force fed shit.. And why? Because you are so used to the norm of being force fed trash, you think it’s good content. What do you get instead of something good? I don’t know Draymond Fantana… Is that his name? Couldn’t make it on Showdown, sure as shit won’t make it here.. Then what do we got.. Hmm we got? Jaquelin Garcia?? The fuck? Why did EAW decide to employ a child? Why is his or her parents ok with it being beat up by grown men? And what do we even got for champions around here?. I couldn’t even tell you because they are so boring, and nonexistent in my life, that they would be better off just vacating the things.. Either way, why do we have carbon copies enter into EAW what seems like every week.. We don’t want something new, right fans! We want whats we know, what we love.. WE WANT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! YES!
Flannery McCoy: Oh god shut up..
Lethal Consequences: I’m not here to face the bushy tailed big eyed children that have made their way into MY company. I’m not going to face people that were probably still in their fathers nuts when I was winning getting my Hall of Fame ring. I am the personification of Extreme Answers Wrestling.. With that being said, I think it’s quite sad that ya boy has to be forced to wrestle nobodies… I mean when I said I wanted a match at Midsummer Massacre I did not mean a match with Mason Massacre… I get the confusion for a moron like Ryan Wilson.. Both have Massacre in the name, it’s quite confusing if you have the brain capacity of a child.. Ryan Wilson surely is a stupid stupid man, and there is no question about it. He sympathises with these young kids, because he probably still views himself as one of them. He has the accolades of one of them, so you could be confused into thinking that he hasn’t been here for about 4 years. These young kids, these little fetuses, they don’t know what the fuck true wrestling is, they don’t know what Extreme Answerz Wrestling is. They think that they have it tough, but they don’t know what tough is, ok? I had it tough, and I came out the other side the biggest mega star this side of the Mississippi. These pampered pricks, these rookie fucks, have no right to even wrestle on FPV’s let alone fight for championships. But you know who does? LC. After my HISTORIC National Extreme Championship run, you’d think that I’d be treated with more respect than any of these nobodies, but no. It seems that EAW forgets about their history in the snap of a finger. It’s always about the new flavors of the month; but guess what Ryan Wilson, and whatever business man wants to listen.. You aren’t going to build any more stars as big, as historic, as dominating as the man you see before you.. Lethal Consequences. So now Ryan, I am calling you out sucker.. You might have ignored my demands on Showdown, but not here, not on my show. Dynasty goes by MY demands, and you will come out here right now, and face me!
Jake Mercer: HA YEAH! THAT GINGER FUCK IS IN TROUBLE NOW!
Lethal Consequences: I am the Midsummer Massacre reigning and defending Extremist of the decade like I’ve said. You don’t have a Midsummer Massacre without an LC sighting ya dig? So come on out. I know, I know you’re startled at the thought. The piss is currently drizzling down your leg, and you probably need to change your pants. But have no fear, because LC is here, and he is not going anywhere. So go head and change your pampers, and I will give you the tongue lashing you deserve once you get here…
(The Games We Play by PUSHA T blares through the speakers, and Andre Walker walks out onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp with a big smile on his face ,before making his way down to the ring.)
Lethal Consequences: HEY YOU LITTLE CRETIN 6 FEET! YOU PROBABLY HAVE THE RONA… Oooh I wish you would.. But 6 feet.. Actually you look dirty, matter fact, make it 12 feet.
(Andre just stands at the apron giving LC a “bitch please” look, before making his way right into the ring.)
Andre: Ayy, first off shut the fuck up. Second of all, all that shit you want to talk about the new guys, is just you being scared. See we may be new, we may not have all that experience that someone like you may have, but we have something you don’t.. And that’s heart. We have a passion for this business, and we will give everything that we have to make this product better. We can’t keep living in the past, we can’t, and people like you would like nothing more for EAW to stay stagnant, living off it’s old glory, but that’s not how businesses grow. We can’t keep going to the Lethal Consequences well because well.. You aren’t very interesting anymore. We’ve seen the shtick, you’ve been doing it for about 10 years by now. You have had your time, and it just seems like time is about to catch up to you.. See as a rookie myself, I find it personally insulting that you’re out here putting so much disrespect on the rookies… And me. I won’t let anyone take away what I’ve done in EAW from me. I have worked hard, busted my ass to get where I am today.
(Lethal Consequences looks around confused)
Andre: And I see that stupid look you have on your dumbass face but I assure you, any given day, I’ll put you down, and show you what the New Breed is all about.
Lethal Consequences: Are… Are you talking to me?
Andre: Hell yeah I’m talking to you, fuck else would I be talking to?
Lethal Consequences: Personally disrespected you? Bitch I don’t even know who you are. Matter of fact, when you got in the ring I was surprised to see what looks like a 40 year old man staring back at me.. Look here Prince of Phenomenal, I don’t want no beef with the old heads, for I am fighting for us.. Thank you for joining me in the ring, but I got this… Now if you would take your leave, the people want to hear from a true legend of this business.. ME! Naw, I know you’re not POP, because he would actually have respect, and show me that LC love. I can see that you are someone that lacks respect, and that is something I’m not ok with. What you think, you’re something special? Coming out here breathing my air, stealing air time, stealing spotlight.. Who do you think you are? I can tell you who you are… You ain’t nothing. You’re like 5 foot nothing, you’re 100 pounds soaking wet.. Yout ain’t nothing. What are you going to do, go get your step stool and slap me? Look little man, I have more important matters at hand, so I’d rather not get in a squabble of wits with you.. Especially because I can clearly see, you have come to the battle unarmed. See I am trying to get a match at MSM, and you have nothing to do with that.. I don’t even know why I’m wasting my breath on someone like you; why don’t you go find some other jobber you can have a legit fight with? So If you’ll excuse me… RYA-
Andre: What don’t you understand? No one coming down the ramp to save your ass from obscurity. Don’t you understand that no one gives a shit about your existence? You think I’m nothing? Take a good look in the mirror. It’s great that you finally came to terms with your receding hairline, but you still have more reality checks to get… First off, your National ELITE Championship reign was trash, you had to hire a hooker to help you. And other than that trash reign, you haven’t done shit to justify even having a contract in EAW.. So you know what? Coming out here, you can actually thank me for it. You have gunked up the show flow just to use the younger guys for clout. So in a way, maybe if you don’t realize it, subconsciously you got just what you wanted.. Me….
(Andre gets in LC’s face)
Andre: Like I said, ain’t nobody coming out here to save you from obscurity.. You ain’t getting a match at MSM because ain’t nobody gives a fuck about you.. But you know what? I got something for you. Now it may not be a match at MSM, but I put a lot of thought and effort into it, so I hope you appreciate it.
(Andre turns around and seems to be rummaging through his tights searching for something. He quickly turns around)
Jake: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING! HE JUST PUNCHED LC RIGHT IN THE FACE! THE AUDACITY!
Flannery: LC falls to the ground, and seems to be pissed off! But he’s quickly getting up!
Jake: Andre though like the wimp he is, seems to be running away. Yeah you better run, cheap shotting LC the national treasure like that!
Flannery: Andre with a bold statement on an EAW legend here. That is how you make a statement!
(Andre stands on top of the ramp looking back at LC as “The Games We Play by PUSHA T” comes back on. LC just stares back at Andre absolutely seething.)
(Highlights of The Grand Athletes and The Losers Union respectively play hyping up the upcoming matchup of two fast rising teams on the Dynasty roster)
(“Monsters” by Shinedown hits as Jason McKormick and Christian Demarco step out onto the stage. The fans cheer on both members of the The Loser’s Union. Jason has a fierce look on his face while Christian is seen eyeing the ring with complete focus. Neither man looks at the other their entire walk down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Tag Team bout that is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is to determine THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY!! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 451lbs.. THE OMEGA MALE, CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!!!! AND THE SOCIAL STAIN, JASON MCKORMICK!!! They are THE LOSER’S UNION!!!
Stew-O: This week we’ve heard some back and forth between both Jason McKormick and Christian Demarco. Right now it’s hard to tell if these two will work well together.
Flannery McCoy: I think it really depends on Jason McKormick and how he chooses to go about this match. Christian has stated that he still wants to prove that The Grand Athlete’s aren’t worthy of such an opportunity, but it’s Jason’s failures that are holding this team back. Jason sounded pretty upset in his response to Christian, but he also realizes that there is a match to be fought. We’ll see how Jason takes this match.
Jake Mercer: Who cares. They’re losers anyways.
(“Princes of the Universe” by Queen hits as Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias step out onto the stage. The crowd gives them a reaction mixed with boos and cheers as both Elitists pose next to one another. Limmy is kissing his wrist as Mark points out to the crowd. The Grand Athletes then make their way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents!! At a combined weight of 402lbs!! SCOTTISH X, LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! AND DOUBLE M, MARK MACIAS!!!! THEY ARE THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!
Stew-O: The Grand Athletes have a major opportunity on the line and they are focused on dethroning Fire and Ice to become the next Unified Tag Team Champions.
Flannery McCoy: That’s something that they were unable to do at Pain for Pride, but we all know that the second they had a taste of what a tag title match was like, they’d be coming back for more. These guys want to show that they are the greatest tag team in the world, and they have a chance to get themselves in the position to do so with a victory right here!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Christian Demarco starts it off for The Loser’s Union while Limmy Monaghan starts it out for The Grand Athletes. Demarco and Monaghan lock up in the center of the ring! Monaghan quickly gets the advantage as he slides his right arm through and connects with a back elbow to the side of Christian’s head! Demarco releases his grip on Limmy as he clutches at his ear in pain, but Limmy quickly gets back on with the attack with a vicious forearm strike that sends Christian Demarco falling up against the corner turnbuckles!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan takes a few steps back then charges in at Christian Demarco in the corner with a running lariat!! NO! Christian gets his boots up as he catches Monaghan right on the chin! Limmy clutches at his face in pain, as Christian Demarco climbs his way up onto the top rope! Limmy releases his hand from his chin then looks up!! DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE BY CHRISTIAN DEMARCO ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AS LIMMY INSTANTLY FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: Limmy gets right back up to his feet though, but Christian grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him over to the side ropes! Monaghan bounces back off of the ropes towards Christian Demarco! SPINEBUSTER BY THE OMEGA MALE CONNECTS!!! Christian gets back up to his feet and makes his way over to Jason McKormick in his team’s corner! I wonder how this is going to go.
Stew-O: Christian just slapped Jason’s hand and Jason enters the ring as Christian exits to their corner! Jason McKormick looks over at Christian then back over to Limmy Monaghan where he charges in on him! ELBOW DROP BY MCKORMICK CONNECTS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!! Limmy clutches at his chest in pain, as Jason McKormick grabs him by the hair and brings him up to his feet! McKormick kicks Limmy in the gut! SPIKE DDT BY MCKORMICK!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Limmy gets himself out of the front face lock position by connecting with a back body drop onto Jason McKormick! McKormick crashes back first onto the canvas! Limmy quickly runs forwards towards the ropes! He bounces back as Jason McKormick is just now getting up to his feet! SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE SNAPS JASON’S HEAD RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: Limmy back to his feet as he walks over to the side of the downed Jason McKormick! And Limmy stomps down onto Jason’s abdomen!! Again!! And again!! Jason is clutching at his stomach in pain as he rolls over in a crouched position on his forearms and knees. Limmy quickly walks over to the side of the ring and exits onto the ring apron where he grabs a hold of the top ropes. Jason slowly works himself up as he’s bent over in the center of the ring!! BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN THAT LAUNCHES HIMSELF WITH A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF JASON MCKORMICK’S HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!! JASON MCKORMICK JUST CAUGHT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A SPEAR!!! Limmy Monaghan is down in the center of the ring! I think it’s safe to say that Jason came to win today!
Jake Mercer: But they’re losers. Isn’t their ultimate goal to roll over and take the pinfall?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that’s the mission that they’re on Jake.
Stew-O: Jason McKormick gets back up to his feet. He quickly drops his knee down onto the chest of Limmy Monaghan as Limmy clutches at his chest in pain! Jason McKormick is back to his feet as he grabs Limmy and brings him up to his feet as well! Forearm to the head by Jason McKormick! Another! And another! Each shot making Limmy Monghan take a step back! European Uppercut now by Jason McKormick as this one sends Limmy falling back aginst the ring ropes! Limmy bounces back from the ropes towards Jason McKormick!! SPEAR BY JASON MCKORMICK AGAIN!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Limmy Monaghan leaps over and past Jason McKormick as Jason falls down onto his hands and knees!! Limmy stumbles on his landing! Jason gets back up to his feet and turns around.. PELE KICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN CATCHES JASON MCKORMICK RIGHT ON THE HEAD!! Jason groggily takes a few steps back as Limmy quickly gets back up AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING GUT KICK!! Jason McKormick wraps his arms around his stomach in pain but stays standing on his feet! Limmy Monaghan turns around and runs to the ropes! He bounces back!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A RUNNING SOCCER KICK TO THE RIGHT SHIN OF JASON MCKORMICK THAT SENDS JASON DROPING DOWN TO HIS RIGHT KNEE!!! Jason clutches at his shin as Limmy runs to the side ropes! Limmy rebounds.. AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF JASON MCKORMICK’s HEAD!!! Jason drops down to the canvas as Limmy goes for the pin!!
Stew-O: But Jason McKormick kicks out!
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet and grabs Jason by the head before bringing him up to his feet as well. Limmy grabs Jason by the arm and whips him in the Grand Athlete’s corner! Limmy now charges at Jason McKormick! RUNNING FOREARM STRIKE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN ONTO JASON MCKORMICK IN THE CORNER!!! Limmy now tags in Mark Macias!!
Stew-O: Limmy stays in the ring though as he pulls Jason McKormick from out of the corner! Limmy grabs Jason by the arm once more and whips him towards the ropes!! Jason rebounds as he comes charging towards Limmy Monaghan! But Limmy raises his hands up!!
Limmy Monaghan (Off-Mic): STOP!!
Flannery McCoy: And Jason McKormick stops right before colliding with Limmy Monaghan!! ENZUIGIRI BY LIMMY MONAGHAN CATCHES JASON MCKORMICK RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Jason McKormick quarter turns.. AND IT’S MARK MACIAS THAT CATCHES JASON WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG KNEE STRIKE!!! Jason McKormick instantly falls to the canvas as Limmy Monaghan exits the ring. Mark Macias then drops down for the pin!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WITH THE SAVE AS HE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!
Stew-O: Christian quickly gets up to his feet as Mark Macias quickly gets up to his and begins to walk towards Christian. However, Christian exits the ring and stands in his team’s corner before Mark could get to him. Mark now turns his attention back over to Jason McKormick who is slowly getting up onto his hands and knees. Mark walks over to Jason and grabs him by the upperbody and lifts him up into an upright position in his knees. Mark Macias takes a step back and kicks Jason Mckormick right in the chest!! Again! And again!! The crowd begins to cheer on Mark Macias with each successful kick! This is what he calls the Mark Kicks!!
Jake Mercer: It’s because the fans are marking out for him! Do you get it?
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICK BY MARK MACIAS!!! ANOTHER!!! The sound of his boot smacking the chest of Jason McKormick echoes in this performance center with each strike and that echo is followed by this small crowd chanting out Mark’s name! You can see the pain in Jason’s face! Mark Macias takes a step back.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD BY MARK MACIAS!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! JASON MCKORMICK DUCKS HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH THE LEG AS MARK SPINS ALL THE WAY AROUND!!!
Stew-O: AND JASON MCKORMICK STANDS UP AND GETS AN INVERTED HEADLOCK IN ON MARK MACIAS!!! AND HE DROPS MARK DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE WITH THE INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Christian Demarco has his arm extended out towards Jason McKormick as Limmy Monaghan has his hand extended out for Mark Macias! Both of the legal men in this match are crawling their way over to their corners!! Who’s going to make the tag first!?
Stew-O: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HAS JUST BEEN TAGGED IN!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOT LONG AFTER LIMMY IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!!! Demarco and Monaghan charge at one another!! SUNDOWNER!!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE BY MONAGHAN ONTO DEMARCO!!! NO!! Demarco ducks under the knee and continues running towards the ropes! He bounces back as Limmy Monaghan turns around AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO LEAPS AT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Monaghan gets back up to his feet BUT WALKS INTO CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WHO LIFTS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SAMOAN DROP!!! Demarco hooks the legs!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! Christian Demarco again gets back up to his feet. He makes his way over to a neutral corner and begins to climb up to the top rope! Demarco gets himself set up as he looks down at Limmy Monaghan! Limmy slowly rises up to his feet as Demarco leaps into the air!! DIVING CROSSBODY BY CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN REVERSES IT WITH THE ARMOR BREAKER!!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!!! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS LIMMY MONAGHAN DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRISTIAN GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet and quickly stomps down onto the abdomen of Christian Demarco! Demarco instantly pops up into a seated position from the impact as Limmy walks over to his team’s corner and makes the tag for Mark Macias!!
Flannery McCoy: Mark Macias has just re-entered this match as he runs to the ropes behind Demarco! He bounces back.. DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY MARK MACIAS!!! Christian Demarco falls back down to the canvas!! Mark Macias now reaches down and grabs Demarco! He brings him up to his feet before pulling him in!! Mark is facing Limmy Monaghan as Limmy is signaling for him to finish it off!! Mark nods as he lifts Christian Demarco in the air as Demarco is in a powerbomb position!! IT LOOKS LIKE MARK IS GOING FOR HIS “GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!!”
Jake Mercer: NO!!! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO PUSHES HIMSELF UP OFF OF MARK MACIAS AS HE LANDS RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND IN FRONT OF JASON MCKORMICK!!!! Christian Demarco leaps towards Jason and tags him in!!!
Stew-O: AND JASON MCKORMICK CHARGES IN AT MARK MACIAS FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!
Limmy Monaghan(Off-Mic): BEHIND YOU!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND MARK MACIAS DODGES THE RUNNING FOREARM BY DUCKING HIS HEAD JUST IN TIME THANKS TO HIS PARTNER’S WARNING!!! Jason McKormick goes running right past Mark Macias and stops in his place the second he passes Double M!!! But it’s Mark Macias who gets from behind Jason McKormick!!! THE CREDITS ROLL!!! FULL NELSON FACE BUSTER BY MARK MACIAS!!! MARK TURNS JASON MCKORMICK OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
Stew-O: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO CHARGES INTO THE RING!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD STUNNER ONTO CHRISTIAN DEMARCO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Princes of the Universe” by Queen hits, as Mark Macias and Limmy Monghan make their way over to the center of the ring and get their hands raised by the referee. The fan gives them a mixture of boos and cheers.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners AND NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS FOR THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY!!! The Team of Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan.. THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!!
Stew-O: They did it!! The Grand Athletes have found their way back into the title scene as they have just won their number one contenders match against The Loser’s Union!!
Flannery McCoy: This was a great match for the Grand Athletes as we saw them working together as well as setting each other up for future moves and letting each other know when the other was in danger! The Grand Athletes are really growing into a strong tag team in this tag team division and I can’t be more certain to say that they have grown stronger since their encounter with the tag champs at Pain for Pride! If The Grand Athletes can maintain this level of chemistry in the ring together, then they have a really good shot at dethroning Fire & Ice.
Jake Mercer: But they beat Losers.. I don’t see what the big deal is.
Flannery McCoy: You must be blind if you think Jason McKormick and Christian Demarco weren’t trying to win this one here.
(The Grand Athletes have exited the ring and celebrate their way up the entrance ramp)
Stew-O: This team only continues to grow and I can’t wait to see how they-
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second Stew! What’s this?!?
(Christian Demarco is seen getting up with the help of the ring ropes. He’s clutching at the back of his head and neck as he gets to his feet. Jason McKormick is also using the ring ropes to get back up to his feet. Christian walks over to Jason as Jason stumbles over to Christian.)
Christian Demarco (Off-Mic): I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
Jason McKormick (Off-Mic): And you think I can!? I just fought my ass off in this ring for OUR team after you talked all of that shit about me this week in your promotional videos! And what happens?! You want to get all upset because we didn’t come out on top!?! Who’s to blame here? Me, right? That’s how it always is with you!
Christian Demarco (Off-Mic): That’s EXACTLY right! I do everything I can to make the Loser’s Union get respected as winners and as a threat, and you always find yourself getting pinned or beaten badly like you did last week when we faced Lance Blackfyre. I’m Christian Demarco, the man that took third in the 24/7 Battle Royal at Pain for Pride! I’m trying to show that I am better than just being a third place effort. I’m not a Loser like the name of our team makes it out to be. You are!!
Jason McKormick (Off-Mic): I’m the loser?! Tough words coming from the dude that struggles with anxiety! Fine.. Screw this stupid team. I don’t want to team up with you anymore anyways! I’ve been on my own and I’ve fought without you in the past. I can do it again!! I can’t wait to see how much you fold under the pressure with your anxiety after you realize that I won’t be there to bail you out! You won’t last Christian. I’ll tell you that right now..
Christian Demarco (Off-Mic): Without you it’s as if a weight has been lifted from off my shoulders. No longer will I have to bail YOU out. I want you to see how much better I can be without you. Don’t forget that I’ve beaten you in the past so do go on acting like I’m not the Loser in this team! I’m going to continue my young EAW Career, but I’m doing it without you Jason.. And that’s exactly how I want it..
(Christian Demarco backs away from Jason McKormick and exits out of the ring and to ringside. Jason McKormick has an angered look on his face as he stares right into the eyes of Christian Demarco. Demarco walks backwards up the entrance ramp as his eyes are like daggers as he looks right back at Jason McKormick)
Stew-O: No Way!! The Loser’s Union has just split up!
Flannery McCoy: Tension between these two Elitists has been built up tremendously over the course of this week and everything finally exploded with the ending of the Loser’s Union!!
Jake Mercer: Why would they even want to be a Loser Union member anyways?
Stew-O: Well seeing how their relationship with one another crumbled right before our eyes, I don’t think that’s a question that needs to be answered anymore.. But anways, this is going to be huge over the next few weeks as we get to witness how these two transition into singles competition!! Wow!!
(Christian Demarco is seen at the top of the stage as Jason McKormick is still in the ring. Neither man has taken their eyes off of the other as it is clear that this breakup was for the best. The screen then fades to black.)
(A flashback of last weeks episode of Dynasty airs showing Jalyn Garcia’s confrontation with Lance Blackfyre which ended in Jalyn single handedly taking him out later in the night.)
(The scene opens up inside the ring where we see Jalyn Garcia in his in ring gear and an EAW Microphone in his right hand. The limited capacity crowd is heard cheering on Garcia as a smile forms on his face. He looks to the left, then to the right, before looking directly into the camera.)
Jalyn Garcia: There are a lot of questions regarding the actions that I committed last week during the handicapped match between Lance Blackfyre and the Losers Union. The main one being, why did I do it? The answer to that is simple. Lance had the nerve to disrespect me backstage earlier in the night. He brought up how I am just a “child” when ironically, he was the one saying the childish insults with no context to strengthen the point that he was trying to get across. Yes, he could be looked at as a giant that could eat nearly half of my body weight if he wanted to, but when we’re in that ring it’s my shadow that towers over his. He simply stepped his foot into my eclipse and as a result wasn’t meant to have the lights shining on him that night. Everyone wants to talk about this new season and how they’re better than the last. They bring up their aspirations and how they’re entering this new chapter in their careers with more power than ever before. Lance has the size and the strength in his story, as well as a new brand to call his home in this new chapter.. But we can’t fail to acknowledge the previous pages, paragraphs, and chapters that came before the one that we are currently on. Lance Blackfyre came at me as if he truly believes that he is a threat to me or anyone else on this Dynasty roster, but when I look at him and I see his body of work, I can’t help but poke fun at this so called “Giant” because as big as he is, his success is miniscule. I had to give Lance the reality check that he needed. He came at the former New Breed Champion with that “New Year New Me” mindset because nothing that happened in Season 13 should have given him the slightest thought that stepping up to me was a good idea. But he did it, and so I had to respond. I had to show Lance that it’s going to be the same exact story once again. De Ja Vu. The Giant would remain nothing more than a man that is unable to truly utilize the size and strength that he was blessed with at birth and continue on with disappointments as well as mediocrity, while the baby faced Wildheart would continue to establish himself more on Friday night Dynasty by defeating those that are “supposed” to eat me alive the second that bell rings. It doesn’t matter how much smaller I am than the man or woman that stands before me, because I’ve shown time and time again that my drive to do great things is larger than the drive that any giant could ever have. I may be smaller than most, but you can never judge a book by its cover because the context that resides within the story holds the truth.
(“The Purge” by Schoolboy Q, Tyler the Creator, and Kurupt hits as Mason Massacre steps out onto the stage with a microphone in his hand. The fans begin to boo loudly as Jalyn Garcia looks down the ramp in confusion. Mason begins to march his way down the entrance ramp)
Stew-O: What’s going on? Why is Mason Massacre out here?
Jake Mercer: Can’t you see Stew? He’s getting ready for his match that’s coming up next!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that’s the only reason why he’s out here Jake..
(Mason Massacre steps up onto the ring apron, then enters the ring through the middle ropes. He then walks right up to Jalyn Garcia and brings the microphone up to his lips)
Mason Massacre: It’s funny how you talk about how much bigger your drive is than any giant that steps in your way when you can’t say the same about me..
Jalyn Garcia: And why is that?
Mason Massacre: Because the little stint that you pulled on Lance Blackfyre would never happen to me. Unlike Lance, I don’t have a history that is filled with disappointments. I wasn’t even around in season 13, but when we look at everything that has happened so far in my career, we can see two matches as well as two victories under my belt. The context in my story reveals that I am just as driven as anybody, and the size and strength that I obtain doesn’t go to waste.
Jalyn Garcia: Seth Osiris? Donovan Duke? King Karnage? I’m not trying to downplay them or anything, but you’re speaking to the former New Breed Champion. The man that has been trained by none other than the current Answers World Champion. To me, you’re just a guy that’s going to be hit with reality once you step inside the ring with the more elite and seasoned competitors on the roster..
Mason Massacre: Like Lethal Consequences? You know, actions speak so much louder than words and no matter what I tell you, you won’t realize that this giant that stands before you is one of the best things to happen in this business until you begin to see the names that I defeat get stronger and stronger. My match against Lethal Consequences is up next, and I will gladly show you how to get the job done against him. My story is just beginning and if you look at me and see a powerhouse with the size on his side, then DEFINITELY judge my book by it’s cover, because the context in my story will only show total destruction, technical talent, and success to go along with the look of a man that should become world champion one day. Get out of the ring and let me show you how it’s done..
(Jalyn Garcia brings the microphone up to his lips, but quickly drops his arm back down. Garcia has a smirk on his face as he backs up, rolls under the bottom rope, then stands on the ringside floor looking back at Mason Massacre. Jalyn then begins to walk towards the entrance ramp as both men stare at one another. Mason keeps a determined face as Jalyn walks backwards up the entrance ramp. He extends his arms out to side and begins to speak)
Jalyn Garcia (Off-Mic): Let’s see it then!
(Jalyn Garcia drops his arms back down to the side then points at Mason in the ring. Mason keeps his determined facial expression as he is seen pacing around the ring in preparation of his match before the screen eventually fades to black.)
(Dynasty comes back on air as ‘The Purge’ is playing with Mason Massacre already in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM EASTSIDE, LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 282 POUNDS…MMMAASSSOONNNNN MMASSSAAACCCRRREEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Terry Chambers on his way to the–
Stew-O: That’s not him! Terry looks pretty damn good now. That’s Mason Massacre, a guy who’s made a name for himself ever since signing with this company, He’s gotten a few wins under his belt including one in the season premiere last week. He plays no games and gives zero shits. He also imputed himself messing with Jalyn Garcia before the break. You have to wonder if that will play a factor in this match tonight. You know he’s ready for anything and you know he’s ready for what the Hall of Famer LC will bring tonight!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” hits as Lethal Consequences walks out on the stage. He is booed by the crowd. He flips off the fans on his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS…..LLEETTTHHHAAALLL CCOOONNNSSEEQQUUUEENNNCCEEESSSS!!!!!
Jake Mercer: GYTFRDEBHYGTH6YG5TF4RDS THE KING IS HERE!!!!! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: CALM DOWN! Lethal Consequences attempt to get on the Midsummer Massacre card didn’t go how he planned tonight thanks to Andre Walker. Lethal Consequences is a man on a mission right now, and you know he’s gonna do whatever he has to do to achieve victory here tonight, and show why he deserves a spot on the midsummer Massacre show!
Jake Mercer: HE SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY HAVE A SPOT NO MATTER WHAT! HE MADE THAT FREE PER VIEW THE PHENOMENON IT IS TODAY! THAT SHOW IS HIS SHOW DAMMIT!!! He’s not in a good mood, and no matter how badass Mason is, I wouldn’t wanna be him because he’s no match for LC when he’s on a mission like he is right now!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Lethal Consequences and Mason Massacre lock up in the center of the ring, but Mason easily overpowers LC and backs him into the corner, Lethal Consequences seems trapped as Mason begins to throw several elbow shots to his face in the corner! Mason then swings for the head but LC ducked it and throws several kicks to the midsection of Mason in the corner and throws several shots to the ribcage! I think Lethal Consequences is feeling confident right now!
Lethal Consequences(off mic): COME ON BIG BOY!
Flannery McCoy: WHOA! Mason shoves Lethal Consequences right to the ground! LC gets up quickly and runs almost quite literally into a brick wall as Mason knocks him down to the mat! Mason then lets out a roar as Lethal Consequences then rolls away! Mason isn’t letting him get away though as he grabs LC by his trunks and pulls him up to his feet…GERMAN SUPLEX FROM MASON! LC landed right on his head too, ouch!
Jake Mercer: OH GOD! PLEASE BE OKAY KING!! :lupe:
Stew-O: Mason goes right back on the attack quickly and runs and connects with a leaping elbow drop right to the heart of Lethal Consequences! Mason picks up Lethal Consequences by his throat and throws him like a rag doll in the corner! Knife edge chop from Mason now, and then another one! Mason then grabs Lethal Consequences by his waist, and throws him all the way across the ring! Lethal Consequences lands on the opposite end of the ring and pulls himself up in the corner, and Mason charges at Lethal in the corner–AND MASON SPLASHES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN THE CORNER!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason then follows that up with a hard headbutt! Mason once again rag dolls LC and throws him to the opposite corner, Lethal Consequences pulls himself up in the opposite corner and seems dazed as Mason once again runs for another splash–But LC stops Mason in his tracks throwing an elbow to the face of Mason! LC then steps up to the second rope behind him…leaping dropkick from LC connects! But it doesn’t knock Mason down as he stumbles back! Lethal Consequences follows it up by running and chop blocking Mason in the front of his knee taking him down to one knee, and Lethal Consequences runs to the ropes and knives his knee into the back of Mason’s head! LC now with the cover!
Jake Mercer: O damn, Mason powered out with relative ease! It’s no problem for the king as he hops on top of Mason and begins to drive his elbow into the face of Mason now repeatedly! LC rains down more elbows on top of Mason before getting to his feet and connects with a jumping elbow drop! LC stands on his feet and wants to end this match right now as he waits for Mason to turn around, that’ right end it right now!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason turns around and Lethal Consequences grabs him by the head, but Mason shoves him off him but LC runs right away back at Mason but Mason catches Lethal Consequences with a Samoan drop! Mason rolls away and stands up, Lethal Consequences is back up and Mason picks him up in a powerslam position! LC tries to hold onto the ropes to save himself but Mason uses his power and pulls Lethal Consequences away….AND MASON RUNS FOR A RUNNING POWERSLAM–BUT LC SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES MASON SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE! LC GRABS MASON OUT FROM THE CORNER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences doesn’t go for the cover right away as he looks down at Mason and he walks over to the rope and he stands high on the top rope as Mason turns around–LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY! NO!! MASON CAUGHT LC IN MID AIR! Mason begins walking around the ring holding Lethal Consequences…Mason connects with a spinning side slam to LC–BUT LC REVERSES IT AND TAKES MASON DOWN TO THE MAT AND HAS THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS WRENCHING BACK BENDING MASON’S ARM!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S RIGHT! SHOW HIM THIS YOUR SHOW AND HE DOESN’T BELONG IN THE SAME RING WITH YOU!! :blessed:
Stew-O: Mason screams in pain as his arm is being bent backwards but he still tries to fight out of this situation! Mason begins to use his strength advantage he has over Lethal Consequences and begins his way to the bottom rope…Mason is close to the ropes–AND MASON REACHES AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! LC is back up and tries going back on the offense straight away and tries dragging Mason by the feet to the center of the ring, but Mason uses his power and throws LC through the middle rope to the outside floor using his feet! Mason gets up and runs off the ropes and connects with a suicide dive that drives Lethal Consequences into the plexi glass ringside!
Flannery McCoy: Mason grabs LC by his head but LC reverses and and faces Mason’s back and drives him right into the side of the steel steps! Lethal Consequences takes a second to catch his breath before trying to pick up Mason! LC is having hard time but he manages to get Mason up and barely roll him back inside of the ring! After he rolls him back inside, Lethal slides back in beginning to stalk Mason like a predator stalks its prey! LC is beginning to circle around Mason as Mason stirs up to his feet….MASON TURNS AROUND–DEAD EXECUTIVE!! NO!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WENT FOR THE STUNNER BUT MASON PUSHED HIM AWAY! LC WALKS RIGHT INTO A CCS ENZIGUIRI!!! LC STUMBLES AND BACK AND FALLS DOWN IN THE CORNER TO A SEATED POSITION! MASON TRIES SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT BEFORE RUNNING AT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN THE CORNER–RUNNING CANNONBALL!!!!! MASON DRAGS LC OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Jake Mercer: OH THANK GOODNESS! LC GETS THE SHOULDER UP LIKE THE GOAT WE KNOW HE IS!! Mason picks up LC and gets him in a bearhug! Mason is now squeezing the life out of Lethal Consequences as LC is screaming in pain! LC is scrambling trying to find a way out of this fat fucks grip! LC throws down an elbow on the top of Mason’s head! LC NOW BEGINS RAINING DOWN ELBOW SHOTS ON THE TOP OF MASON’S HEAD WITH SERIOUS VELOCITY AND MASON LETS GO OF HIS GRIP! LC HOLDS HIS MIDSECTION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT DRIVES MASON BACK TO THE ROPES AND MASON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT!! OH MY GOSH NO LC!! PLEASE!!!
Flannery McCoy: MASON PICKS UP LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND HOOKS HIM BY HIS RIGHT ARM!! MASON IS GOING FOR WHAT HE CALLS THE “O.G” BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES USES HIS FREE ARM AND THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF MASON BEHIND HIM! LC MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT, LC NOW RUNS AT MASON AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING KNEE THAT CONNECTS RIGHT TO MASON’S NOSE! MASON STUMBLES BACK BEFORE….MASON MASSACRE WALKS RIGHT INTO “LLLOOOOWWWDDDDDOOOWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!” LC GOT MASON UP AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER! LC NOW HOOKS THE LEG!!
Stew-O: MASON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Lethal Consequences has a bit of an annoyed look on his face as he was sure that was gonna put the big man away! LC stands up and begins to lift the dead weight of Mason up off the mat–BUT MASON COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! LC is back up quite quick and Mason is ready for him, Mason throws LC’s arm over his shoulder, but LC drives his elbow into the side of Mason’s head! Mason lets go of LC and LC runs at Mason but Mason reverses and catches LC and lifts him up in a powerbomb position! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE NOW AS HE’S TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT! LC TRIES TO THROW RIGHT HANDS ON THE TOP OF MASON’S HEAD BUT IT DOESN’T FAZE MASON IN THE SLIGHTEST AS MASON LAUNCHES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND CONNECTS WITH A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: MASON FOLLOWS IT UP AND KICKS LC IN THE MIDSECTION–MASON LIFTS UP LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND…..SITOUT POWERBOMB FROM MASON! MASON HAS THE PIN NOW! IS THIS GONNA BE IT?!!
Jake Mercer: YESSSS!!!!! KING LC KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Calm down, damn. Anyways, how much more does LC have after that kickout though is the question. Mason stands and looks down at Lethal Consequences on the mat…MASON RUNS AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR THE RUNNING BACK SPLASH…BUT LC AVOIDS DISASTER AND MOVES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! LC roils to the side and gets to a vertical base and he sees Mason in a vulnerable position….LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUNS AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF MASON’S HEAD! THE MONSTER IS DOWN NOW AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FEELS VICTORY IS JUST A FEW SHORT MOMENTS AWAY! Lethal Consequences now measures Mason Massacre…..Mason then turns around–
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CHARGES IN AND GOES FOR “LCR”!!! BUT NO!!! MASON CAUGHT THE ARM AND LC LOOKS LIME HE JUST SEEN A GHOST AS MASON SHAKES HIS HEAD AT HIM! MASON CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS BARELY STANDING NOW AS MASON LIFTS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ON HIS SHOULDERS!! “FIIIIVVVEEE-SSSSSIXXXTTYYYY TTWWWWOOO!!!” MASON WITH THE FIREMAN’S CARRY SIDE SLAM! BUT OH MY GOSH WHAT?!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SOMEHOW LANDED ON HIS FEET! THAT JUST CAUGHT MASON MASSACRE OFF GUARD–“LLLLLCCCCCRRRRRR!!!!!” THE JUDAS EFFECT CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE ON MASON FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! LC COLLAPSES ONTO MASON FOR THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: COUNT A HUNDRED! IT’S OVER!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” hits as Lethal Consequences rolls off Mason and stands before getting his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..LEEETTTHHHAAALLLL CCCONNNSSEEQQQUUEENNNNCCEESSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: Beautiful win by LC! He showed Mason Massacre this is his show and is showing nothing is gonna stop him from getting on his other show, Midsummer Massacre! That fuckin hippie Andrea Walker better watch his back also!
Stew-O: Amazing showing though from Mason, showing why he’s a future star on this brand, he just took a EAW Hall of Famer to his limit. Honestly, nothing at all to be ashamed of. But you just know he ain’t gon be happy bout this, :lupe:
(The camera pans backstage to see Jalyn Garcia watching the match on a monitor. Jalyn has his arms crossed as he just smiles and walks away from the scene with a chuckle.)
(A replay shows of the Andrea Valentine and Serena Bennett confrontation making their match at Operation: Doomsday official, as well as the conclusion to Serena’s match with The Visual Prophet.)
(As Dynasty’s live broadcast resumes, “Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX has just begun to play throughout the PA system of the EAW performance center, the socially-distanced crowd erupting into a burst of cheers as Andrea Valentine makes her way to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S HERE! :blessed: Thank the draft lords above for giving Dynasty the opportunity to trade potentially one of the most talented, valuable, and respected members of the entire EAW roster to Dynasty this season!
Stew-O: I’m certain I can speak for all of us when I say that we’re looking forward to hearing what Andrea has to say after making quite the statement to Serena last week and accepting Serena’s challenge to a one-on-one match at Operation: Doomsday! It’s lit!
Jake Mercer: I’m just hype for the yiddies, fuck whatever comes outta her mouth.
Stew-O: …correction. I speak for two-thirds of us. :mjgrin:
(Andrea, now reaching the base of the ramp, hoists herself up onto the ring apron and seamlessly enters the ring. She is given a microphone by an eager stagehand and waits cheerfully as “Roll With Me” dies down before beginning to speak.)
Andrea Valentine: All week long, I’ve been hearing nothing but talk regarding my accepted challenge from Serena Bennett at Operation: Doomsday. Being that I was already beaten by Serena two times on Empire Free-Per-Views, it’s confusing to some members of the EAW Universe why I would ever want to face her in the ring again. “Andrea, she’s just going to body you again, you better stay away from her!” as if I wouldn’t have been criticized by those very same people if I had opted to step down from a challenging competitor like Serena. I’m the kind of woman who comes prepared for whatever comes my way. This is the perfect opportunity to not only redeem myself against my losing streak against Serena, but for me to continue to prove that I’m the level of competitor I say that I am. I want to succeed in everything I do, want to take my chance on everything I could have coming my way because Pain for Pride wasn’t it for me. It didn’t spell the end and it didn’t mean that I was done for, the same way that losing to Serena however many times didn’t stop me from a successful six month EAW World Championship reign on Voltage. There’s still more to come and there’s always gonna be something that I’m gonna want to go out and do–taking Serena out is just the beginning, a clear message to any and every individual in that locker room who thinks they can get away with taking me lightly.
(She pauses, allowing the performance center audience to applaud briefly.)
Andrea Valentine: What most people fail to realize is that I’ve evolved past the competitor that I used to be on Empire–I told Serena exactly that just last week. And I’m not going to pretend that it never used to bother me, but it only inspired me to push harder and bolster my own sense of self-confidence. It’s funny to me now, just how often Serena received praise over me every time we shared a ring together. The EAW Universe couldn’t stop comparing us and all the ways she had surpassed me. Serena won a Grand Rampage, a match I once vowed to the entire EAW audience that I was going to win. Serena headlined Pain for Pride while I successfully defended a title she completely tossed aside to pursue a World Championship. But then we turn the page and see that Serena was put out of action for a total of five months in Season 13 while I had a record setting Specialists Title reign and a six-month World championship reign. It’s clear that neither one of us is the same competitor we once were–I’ve surpassed her in every way imaginable. Serena has got another thing coming if she thinks that she’ll have it easy at O: D. I refuse to be the side-show or a footnote in Serena’s world championship pursuits, she’s going to be forced to deal with me personally before Bloodsport, I’ll be doing Minerva a favor once–
(Andrea is cut off by “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams]” by Kid Cudi. She lowers her microphone and immediately turns to face the stage as the music starts up, the socially distanced crowd erupting into cheers as Serena Bennett waltzes out on stage and sashays down the ramp lazily.)
Stew-O: Serena Bennett making a habit out of interrupting Andrea Valentine, I see. No different than the way things used to be back in their time on Empire, huh, Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: I actually left Empire by the time Serena and Andrea’s feud was at its peak thanks to a certain Stephon Hunte. :mjpls: The very same man these two women teamed up together to eliminate from Empire completely in their last match together.
Jake Mercer: So, if they worked so well together then, what’s the big idea now? Can’t they just…I dunno…make up and move on?
Flannery McCoy: :usure: Don’t act brand new, Jake.
(Taking her sweet time, Serena walks all the way around the ring to the timekeeper’s area so that she may grab a microphone before she enters the ring, Andrea keeping eyes on her the entire time. Serena finally takes her time walking up the steel steps and onto the apron before she enters the ring between the middle rope.)
(“Surfin’” dies down just as Serena gets up close and personal with Andrea, standing barely a foot away from her while she starts to berate Andrea in typical S.B. fashion.)
Serena Bennett: Bitch, for the love of god, you finna embarrass yourself if you insist on continuing to speak on our feud on Empire like this. I know you think you making a convincing argument or some shit but all you really doing is reminding these people how you got your ass handed to you on several occasions by yours truly. Effortlessly, might I add. I had my foot placed firmly on your neck for an entire two months, wasn’t no stopping me. Had we not been forced in that “Last Chance” shit, you know damn well you woulda got buried a third time. Shoutout to your persistence, tho, I guess. The fact you got yourself anywhere near a goddamn World title last season is a mystery to me. I danced circles around you, bitch, War Games included, despite the outcome in favor of Voltage, I showed the world yet again who the top female in this industry really is. But you stubborn as fuck, fine, now you want smoke again and as happy as I am to give it to you, you a motherfucking clown for thinking it’s gonna go any differently this time around. The record speaks for itself. I’m in my bag these days, sis, ain’t you been paying attention? I been that bitch, still that bitch, and I’ma always be that bitch, talk to me nice. I’m taking back my position, I’m taking my title back, and I’ma slap the shit out you on my way to the top. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. I’ma get the guap, you ain’t shit but a blimp on my radar I’m finna be happy to overlook, fuck outta here.
Andrea Valentine: You talk a big game, but it’s clear that you’re full of nothing but self-doubt, Serena. I’m sure you think that by challenging me you’re hoping to build some momentum heading into the Universal Women’s Title match, but I’m gonna be the very woman to bring what little momentum you have to a screeching halt before you even get the chance to step in the ring with Minerva.
(Just as Serena raises her microphone to reply, the lights in the EAW performance center shut off, shrouding the socially distanced crowd in pure darkness.)
Jake Mercer: FOR FUCK’S SAKE–I HATE IT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: Hold on, look! What’s that on the titantron?
(The broadcast now transitions to the footage from the titantron where the audience can see a head of full, bright-red hair bouncing along the evening sky as the click-clacking of heeled boots are heard against a concrete ground. It isn’t hard for the audience to guess who the woman is walking along the sidewalk, but as the camera angle rotates around to get a close up of Minerva’s face, the audience in the performance center explodes with a mixed-reaction regardless. The blood-red color of her hair seems particularly out of place in contrast with the dull, urban scenery as Minerva walks past several boarded-up and graffitied storefronts of a strip mall. She wears a black, cotton mask over her nose and mouth so as to prevent the spread of COVID-19 like a responsible member of the EAW community should :wow: but her piercing blue eyes are able to convey her mood just fine on their own: menacing, glowering, a woman completely possessed.)
Minerva: You certainly don’t disappoint, Serena. You gave me almost exactly what I was hoping for when you came to Voltage last week–I say almost because thanks to you, I had to sacrifice a win I was guaranteed over Ahren Fournier, but nevertheless, you showed me just how vengeful and spiteful you really can be. That attitude of yours, that little bit of spunk you showed me will only make this whole ordeal much more fun for me, personally. It would have been exciting enough for me to demolish your dreams of reclaiming the Universal Women’s title, but now…now you’ve only given me better reason to hurt you, justification for the consequences you’ll face at Bloodsport and even beyond should I so feel like it. Now, you’ve made this personal.
(Minerva stops in her tracks, as she now stands on a street corner in front of a small, orange building. She tears off her face mask to reveal her coy smile before the camera pans upwards to show the infamous giant donut above the popular donut shop, Dale’s Donuts, located in Compton, California.)
(The broadcast feed transitions back to the dark performance center arena where Serena Bennett stands in the center of the ring, both hands now cupped over her mouth as she watches the titantron with tears welling up in her eyes, glare from the titantron shining across her grief-stricken face. The feed cuts back to Minerva who looks upward at the Dale’s sign and smiles.)
Minerva: Yes, Serena. Surprise! I’m here! Live from Compton, California, home to the most electrifying woman in sports entertainment today–your words, not mine. Compton’s public records aren’t that hard to navigate, as I’m sure you know. And I’m positive that you know this location very, very well. Almost too well, I might add. It’s a pity. You know as well as I do, if not better, what happened right here at this very location– (She gestures behind her to the donut shop.) –on February 13th, 2009. Only about a month or so into the second semester your freshman year of high school, correct? Yes. That’s the very morning where RaShawn Wallace, aged seventeen, was stabbed to death on this same street corner, between Atlantic Avenue and Alondra Boulevard, by rival gang members. By Bloods.
(Minerva, with one finger, quickly gestures for the camera to follow her as she turns her back and walks closer towards Dale’s Donuts. On the wall of the donut shop is a small mural painted in honor of Rashawn–his face is framed with painted blue and white roses, the date of his death stroked across the base of the mural in blue ink. On the ground beneath the mural are a few framed photos, used candles, and a fresh bouquet of flowers. The camera gets a close-up look of the mural as the audience in the performance center is now heard murmuring as the camera pans back up to Minerva’s face.)
Minerva: February 13th, 2009. The day your favorite cousin was murdered. At this exact…same…spot…
(Minerva takes a quick glance at the mural before spitting on it, prompting the audience to gasp. Minerva scoffs before she begins to speak again.)
Minerva: That day changed a lot for you, Serena. If I remember correctly, you admitted in an interview that the day Rashawn died was the very same day you decided you were going to get out of Compton and make a name for yourself. Inspiring, actually. The call to action from you brought on by your cousin’s death is what made you the megastar you are today! Showing up and showing out, designer handbags, interviews, red carpets. You finally have it all. You finally made it out of the mean streets of Compton and did something with your life, despite the statistical evidence that tells us you should have never amounted to anything more. It’s a miracle, really. Alas, if only Rashawn could see little miss Samira now. It’s too bad his gang affiliations got the better of him. Despite how much he tried to make the two lives he lived coexist, he was never going to be able to have it both ways. You either conform to the system or replace the rhetoric–he tried to do both and ended up accomplishing neither. His insistence on living a “gang banger’s” lifestyle while still trying to do the “right” thing ultimately became his downfall. As far as I can tell, he deserved what he got for assimilating to the stereotype and following in others’ footsteps instead of branching out on his own completely. Tsk, tsk.
(She leans down and picks up one of the framed 8×11 pictures that rest on the ground. The camera hones in to show Rashawn in a baby blue and white football jersey. In the studio portrait, Rashawn smiles as he wears his Compton Football uniform, holding his helmet under one arm and proudly showing off his jersey number, #20.)
Minerva: “20.” The number you wore on your custom made Pain for Pride Jersey, no? (She chuckles.) It’s kind of charming. Almost sweet. I’m glad you and your family can remember him in this way. I’m sure it would have meant a lot to him to know how much he touched each of your lives. Your cousin had dreams, Serena, just like you. You take after him in that sense. The family ties are strong here–almost as strong as the scent of his lingering blood after all these years that now clings to the bottom of my boots, but I digress. If my sources are correct, Rashawn was just about to turn eighteen before his untimely murder, in the process of choosing from a plethora of Division One schools looking to sign themselves a new starting quarterback for the Fall 2010 season. Just think of who he could have become after accepting offers from anyone of the schools offering him a full sports scholarship: Penn State, Oklahoma, LSU, University of Florida, even Auburn University–is it a coincidence that you went after Cam Newton in the fashion that you did after knowing he and your cousin shared so many similarities? Is there something you saw in Cam that reminded you of Rashawn, that caused you to cling as tightly onto him as you did? I can only wonder…
(Minerva lazily drops the framed photo, the shatter of breaking glass picked up by the camera as she smiles once again. She then reaches forward and takes a small white cardboard box from the cameraman. She opens it and reveals a half-dozen donuts. She grabs one and takes a large bite out of it as red jelly spurts out either side of the pastry. She wipes her mouth hastily against her sleeve as she swallows.)
Minerva: Hm! I think I finally see what all the hype is about–regarding the donuts that is. Not about you, your family, your tragedies, or your sickening little underdog story. I know you fought your very hardest to get out of Compton and have dedicated your entire career to overcoming the odds, defying each and every person that told you “no.” You got as far away from this lifestyle as you could to accomplish your dreams–but you can’t run any longer, as it’s officially time to pay your dues. You made a mistake going after me, bitch, you’ll regret the very moment you decided now was the time to get in the ring with me. You’ll be joining your cousin sooner than you think, Serena. I’m going to put an end to you. I’ll make sure of it at Bloodsport. Your past is your future, Serena. You are destined to fail, destined to suffer, you have no other choice but to fall at my hands. And I’ll be the one to bring this prophecy to fruition.
(Minerva smiles widely, remnants of the jelly donut on her teeth and on the corners of her mouth before she reaches for her back pocket. She pulls out a single can of red spray paint which she shakes the can a few times before she kneels down directly in front of the mural. She begins to spray a single large X across the mural, prompting the audience in the performance center to gasp aloud. As she finishes the “X” across Rashawn’s face, she drops the can of spray paint and stomps on the flowers which were laid out in front of the mural, laughing wildly as she does it as the camera feed cuts out suddenly.)
(The broadcast feed cuts back to the inside of the arena where the lights have just flickered back on. The audience is silenced as Serena is seen falling to her knees, hands completely covering her face while Andrea Valentine is shown leaning against the ring ropes, eyebrows raised as she seems completely unphased by the entire ordeal. Serena’s sobs are heard throughout the performance center arena while she angrily wipes tears away from her eyes.)
Flannery McCoy: :mjcry: This is despicable from Minerva. Just when I thought sneaking into the Roberts-McAllister home was pushing the limit, the Gypsy Moth just took it to a whole new level here tonight by defacing a mural belonging to a young man murdered in the city of Compton.
Jake Mercer: Holy smokes. I never thought I’d ever see Serena brought to tears this way. This is a side of the former UWC I didn’t think even existed.
Stew-O: I’m with you there, Jake, as Serena is usually known for being one of the–WHAT THE?! ANDREA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF SERENA BENNETT! PLANTING HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE RING MAT! But she doesn’t stop there, she hoists Serena up by the hair, gets a running start as she puts her in perfect position for
Jake Mercer: –LOVE HAZE! BAH GAWD, ANDREA VALENTINE LAYING SERENA OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER!
(Andrea smiles down at Serena, dusting her hands off after a job well done. The audience watches, stunned as Andrea simply shrugs her shoulders before exiting the ring. As she walks up the ramp, “Roll With Me” begins to play while Dynasty’s broadcast fades to commercial break.)
(Advertisement for Pop Smoke’s Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon deluxe edition airs starring half of EAW as Sarah Price scoffs at the rosters lack of originality)
(‘Martyr (Waves)’ hits as Jalyn Garcia walks out to a roar of admiration and cheers from the recruits in the Performance Center.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS….JJAALLYYYNNN GGARRRCCCIIIIAAAAA!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh this hippie midget again?! :noah:
Flannery McCoy: Anyways…..Here comes a guy who is for sure a future World Champion on this brand. He gave us a small sneak preview of what he’s capable of with his New Breed reign. He’s ready for the challenges brought his way this season on Dynasty. He came up short last week but he’s looking to bounce back tonight with a win.
(“The Invisible Wall” By The GazettE hits as Komatsu Ogawa walks out to a mixed ovation form the crowd. He doesn’t pay any attention as he walks to the ring with a laser focus look on his face.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM KABUKICHO, TOKYO, JAPAN….WEIGHING IN AT 251 POUNDS….KKKOMMMATTSSSUUU OOGGGAAAWWWAAAAA!!!!
Stew-O: Another guy looking for a new fresh start here on the red brand. He showed what he’s capable of all last season on Voltage with his violence and talents in the ring. He’s not part of the Unique Ones anymore, but who knows, that just might be a blessing in disguise. What a chance tonight to make a great impression against the former New Breed Champion.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go, and this should be a fun one with two unique styles of wrestling! Both men hold their hand up to test the other’s strength, before both men lock up in the center of the ring! Komatsu seems to have the upper hand here as he manages to back up Jalyn in the corner, Jalyn goes underneath the rope to get some separation, but Komatsu doesn’t let up as he throws several kicks to the midsection of Jalyn in the corner! Komatsu now irish whips him into the opposite corner…but WHOA Jalyn slides underneath the rope and runs around the ring post and back into the ring and runs towards Komatsu and connects with a running hurricanrana! What a sequence that was!
Flannery McCoy: Komatsu is back up to his feet right away and he’s positioned in the corner trying to regain his footing but in comes Jalyn running full speed and he leaps and drives both knees into the chest of Komatsu, and Jalyn now follows that up with a monkey flip from the corner…but Komatsu lands on his feet! Jalyn turns around and runs into a roundhouse kick to the side of the head from Komatsu Ogawa! But Jalyn managed to duck it, and Jalyn goes for a leaping double leg lariat–BUT KOMATSU DUCKED THAT! AND THIS TIME KOMATSU CONNECTS WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS JALYN STOOD AND TURNED AROUND!
Jake Mercer: Ehh, not bad. And now Komatsu runs to the ropes as Jalyn is rising back to his feet and Jalyn leap frogs as Komatsu goes underneath the legs and runs and rebounds off the opposite ropes, JALYN CATCHES KOMATSU WITH AN ARM DRAG! Komatsu stands and runs but Jalyn connects with another arm drag and Komatsu lands in the corner and tries pulling himself up! Jalyn right now takes this time and runs at Komatsu in the corner, but Komatsu counters with a back body drop….but Jalyn manages to hang on and he lands on the outside apron! Komatsu turns around and Jalyn and down and hits an enziguri kick that stumbles Komatsu back and drops him to one knee!
Stew-O: JALYN LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDT! Great move there from Jalyn as he goes for a cover!
Flannery McCoy: Komatsu gets the shoulder up! Jalyn gets up to his feet and picks up Komatsu off the mat, but Komatsu grabs the waist of Jalyn and switches sides and now he fades Jalyn’s backside…GERMAN SUPLEX FROM KOMATSU! He holds on and picks Jalyn up….ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Komatsu again doesn’t let go as he picks up Jalyn…A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX AND KOMATSU USES EXTRA POWRR BEHIND THIS ONE…AND JALYN SOMEHOW LANDED ON HIS FEET! Komatsu is unaware that he landed on his feet as he turns around–JALYN RUNS AT KOMATSU AND KOMATSU CATCHES JALYN ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMANS’ CARRY! KOMATSU LAUNCHES JALYN HIGH AND CONNECTS WITH A NECKBREAKER IN MID AIR! Komatsu hooks the leg for the cover!
Jake Mercer: Oh, not quite yet! Komatsu tries to think of his next move in this matchup as he begins to grab Jalyn by the hair and pick him up, but Jalyn slaps Komatsu’s hands away from him and throws a spinning kick to the midsection of Komatsu! Kick to the face from Jalyn now before he runs off the ropes and leaps over Komatsu for a sunset flip into a pin…but Komatsu rolled through it and he’s back up to his feet—KICK TO THE SIDE OF JALYNS’ HEAD–BUT JALYN DUCKED IT AND GOES FOR THE ROLL-UP….BUT KOMATSU REVERSES THAT AND TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE! GREAT RING PRESENCE THERE FROM KOMATSU OGAWA AS HE BENDS JALYN BACK LIKE A PRETZEL IN THE CROSSFACE! Is Jalyn gonna have to tap out here?!
Stew-O: I think he might! Komatsu is ruthless as he has the submission locked in deep! Jalyn is trying to drag Komatsu and crawl his way to the ropes but he’s still got a ways to go! Jalyn tries reaching out for the bottom rope–AND JALYN ROLLS THROUGH AND HAS THE PIN ON KOMATSU!!
Flannery McCoy: KOMATSU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION TO SAVE THE MATCH FOR HIMSELF! Komatsu is a tad bit quicker to his feet and has Jalyn grounded and has him by both of his legs, Komatsu intertwine shis legs with Jalyn’s and he drops down to the mat! He has the inverted indian deathlock locked in on Jalyn and Jalyn is once more in trouble in this match as he screams in pain! Komatsu applies more pressure and Jalyn is pulling at his hair trying to find some way out of this! And…..JALYN TRIES TO REVERSE THE PRESSURE BUT KOMATSU DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN! Jalyn seems trapped here but he’s still not giving up! If there’s anything we all know about this guy, is the size of his heart and his will to not give up!
Stew-O: Jalyn with one final push tries to get to the ropes, and he’s almost there as he’s fingertips away now! JALYN REACHES…AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING THE BREAK! Jalyn holds his leg in pain as he pulls himself out to the outside apron as Komatsu gets up to a vertical base inside the ring. Komatsu goes over to the ropes and reaches over and grabs Jalyn with a handful of hair….but Jalyn grabs a hold of Komatsu’s head and slingshots him off the ropes! Komatsu is down as Jalyn begins to climb up the top rope from the outside apron! FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE FROM JALYN GARCIA! JALYN HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Jake Mercer: NO! Komatsu Ogawa stays in the match! Jalyn rolls away and sits in the corner before pulling himself up, and he seems to be measuring Komatsu waiting for him to rise to both feet. Komatsu is on both feet now and Jalyn from behind hops of his shoulders in an electric chair position….JALYN LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR “POISON”…..BUT KOMATSU ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN! KOMATSU LIFTS JALYN UP FROM HIS SHOULDERS AND BOUNCES HIM FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JALYN SEEMS STUNNED NOW AS KOMATSU PICKS UP JALYN ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: KOMATSU IS GOING FOR “TWISTED EVOLUTION”–BUT SOMEHOW JALYN REVERSED THAT INTO AN ARM DRAG! Both men race to their feet and Jalyn comes charging in with a clothesline but Komatsu ducks and lifts Jalyn on his shoulders once more…WILL IT CONNECT THIS TIME?! YES IT DOES!! TWWWISSTTEEDD EVVOLLUTTIIOONN!!!M IS KOMATSU GONNA PICK UP A HUGE WIN RIGHT HERE?!
Flannery McCoy: AND JALYN GARCIA KICKS OUT!! Komatsu stands up and looks down at Jalyn..and Komatsu begins relentlessly stomping away on the grounded Jalyn Garcia! Komatsu stands Jalyn on both of his knees and he runs to the ropes–KOMATSU GOES FOR A KNEE TO THE FACE BUT JALYN SIDESTEPS IT AND CHOP BLOCKS KOMATSU FROM THE BACK OF HIS RIGHT KNEE! JALYN NOW STANDS UP AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG ON KOMATSU!
Jake Mercer: Little guy now has momentum building for himself, and Jalyn now looks to follow that up by running at Komatsu and goes for a til-a whirl headscissors takedown..BUT NO! KOMATSU COUNTERS IT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! KOMATSU DOESN’T COVER AS HE PICKS JALYN UP RIGHT AWAY AND STANDS JALYN UP TO A VERTICAL BASE….WHAT IN THE WORLD IS KOMATSU THINKING OF NOW?!
Stew-O: KOMATSU LIFTS JALYN UP IN A FIREMANS CARRY POSITION—IS HE GONNA GO FOR IVORY DIABLO?!?! YES HE IS! AND HE CONNECTS!!! HOLY SHIT! NO JALYN COUNTERS IT IN MID AIR TO A DDT SPIKING KOMATSU’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! Both men are down now in this match! Both men crawl to opposite ends of the ring and both men begin to stir to their feet, Jalyn Garcia is up to his feet first and he runs and slides underneath the legs of Komatsu and faces his backside–Jalyn drives his knee into the back of Komatsu causing Komatsu to go chest first into the corner! Jalyn runs ahead of Komatsu and springboards off the sedcond rope and hits an enzigiri kick right to the face of Komstsu taking him down! Jlayn now crawls over for the cover!
Jake Mercer: HE ONCE AGAIN KICKS OUT! Great match between these two, but what’s it going to take to put the other competitor away? Both men begin to rise to their feet, only a few feet apart from one another, and Komatsu throws a right hand! Jalyn connects with an uppercut! Komatsu with a forearm! Right hand from Jalyn! Both men are exchanging shots with one another now, KOMATSU SWINGS AT JALYN’S HEAD–BUT JALYN BLOCKS THE HAND! CHOP TO THE CHEST FROM JALYN THAT KNOCKS KOMATSU BACK! KOMATSU BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE–BUT JALYN SIDESTEPPED IT AND SENDS KOMATSU INTO THE CORNER, KOMATSU TURNS AROUND AND JALYN COMES RUNNING AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: KOMATSU STUMBLES TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND JALYN IS MEASURING…..AND JALYN HOPS ON KOMATSU’S SHOULDERS ONCE MORE! HE WENT FOR IT ALREADY ONCE IN THIS MATCH, WILL IT CONNECT THIS TIME?!?! PPPOOIIIISSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!! THE SPIKE RANA CONNECTS! AND JALYN FLIPS KOMATSU OVER AND HAS THE COVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Martyr (Waves)” hits as Jalyn stands exhausted, and gets his hand raised in victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…JJAALLLYYYNNN GGAARRRCCCIIIAAAAA!!!!
Stew-O: Impressive win tonight here for Jalyn! Amazing match between two talented competitors and Jalyn truly earned that win. I sure hope guys like Lance Blackfyre and Mason Massacre were paying close attention to what a guy like Jalyn Garcia is truly capable of inside that ring.
Jake Mercer: He’d still get destroyed by either one of those guys. You honestly think a guy like him can beat a monster like either one of them? :mjlol:
(Dynasty cuts to the backstage interview setup where Michael Belfort is standing at the ready with a microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Esteemed viewing audience of EAW, please welcome my guest for the evening, former EAW World Champion, ANDREA VALENTINE!
(As Andrea steps into the frame, the audience bursts into cheers, despite the actions Andrea took on a vulnerable Serena Bennett earlier in the evening. She’s thrown a cropped leather jacket over her street clothes and has tossed her long blonde hair in a messy bun.)
Michael Belfort: Andrea, it’s good to see you this evening, and I’ve been itching to get a moment of your attention after what I saw from you these past few weeks! I can’t help myself. I gotta ask. We all were stunned after the stunt Minerva pulled on Serena earlier this evening, but we were almost more taken aback after we watched you attack Serena in the most vulnerable state we’ve ever seen her in. Can you tell us what exactly we witnessed out there?
Andrea Valentine: To put it simply, Michael, you all just saw the fulfillment of a promise I’ve made not only to myself, but to Serena as well. I told her I wasn’t going to settle for being the side plot throughout this whole ordeal, and I made sure of that. While she’s in the middle of that ring bawling her eyes out over the mindgames Minerva is playing, I was right there, standing directly behind her. And she didn’t even see me. She didn’t even think twice before falling to her knees and giving me the perfect opening to propel myself forward in this feud. She became overcome with emotion, unfocused, distracted–and it cost her a few moments of embarrassment that I know it’ll take her some time to recover from. That’s the biggest difference between us both. Serena Bennett is an emotionally driven Elitist. Me? I’m goal oriented. And unlike Serena, I’m laser focused on accomplishing whatever goals I set for myself this season because I can keep my cool and remain level-headed. Minerva’s all the way in Compton tonight, her match with Bloodsport is weeks away–but I’m right here in front of her. And she made the mistake of ignoring me. She better learn to watch her back around me, I’m not going to let her think I’m okay with going by unnoticed. She’ll learn to think twice about letting her guard down around me, or choosing to ignore me for something she perceives to be a bigger challenge.
Michael Belfort: Well, if I do say so myself, Andrea, I think you made that pretty clear tonight. But even if Serena finally understands that now, what can you say your intentions are heading into Operation: Doomsday?
Andrea Valentine: Unlike Serena, there’s nothing that’s keeping me from going out there and being ready to accomplish what I’m setting out to do every single week. Minerva put it kind of beautifully earlier–Serena’s past is going to end up being Serena’s future. But in more ways than one. It’s ironic that Serena claims in the past that it was she who overshadowed me, got the best of me time and time again, and that she was the one who completely eliminated me out of the main event scene on Empire. But regardless of the outcome, I bounced right back from it, harder and fiercer than I ever was before. When we face again in that ring, I’ll make damn sure that there’s no bounce back for her, either. She’s gotten far too used to getting away with ignoring women like me throughout her entire career and our match at Operation: Doomsday is going to be the end of that chapter. This time around, I’m going to be the woman to bury Serena once and for all. Mark my words, she’ll be nothing but an afterthought, a footnote in *my* illustrious EAW career once I’m through with her.
(Andrea gives Michael a quick pat on the shoulder before he can come up with another question to ask her. She hurriedly skips off the interview set as Michael turns back to the camera.)
Michael Belfort: Back to you three at ringside!
(Camera fades into shot, panning to the Dynasty commentary team.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome back to EAW’s hottest weekly episodic television show, Friday Night Dynasty! Before this next bout kicks off, we’ve got a special guest here on our very commentary team! The Specialists Champion, ladies and gentleman, Sarah Price!
Sarah Price: Hello, Flannery! I’m excited for the upcoming contest, Harper Lee’s got quite the opportunity to gain momentum heading into our Specialists Championship match, at Operation Doomsday!
Jake Mercer: Sarah, as radiant as ever if I might add, but I have to ask, Harper Lee served as your tag team partner last week on Dynasty, will that in any way affect your title defense at Operation Doomsday?
Sarah Price: Thank you, Jake, and no, it will not affect my title defense. I commend Harper Lee for showing more decency than most on this roster and acting in a professional manner, though when it comes to this title, business is business. I’m sure our bout will be that of legend and Harper Lee is quite the challenger, though I’m fully prepared to bring myself to my breaking point and retain my championship at Operation Doomsday.
Stew-O: I’m sure it’ll be an instant classic, Sarah!
Jake Mercer: Imagine these two in the Tokyo Dome?! Incredible! Perhaps during the next Japanese tour!
Stew-O: Jake, the Tokyo Dome’s enchantment over professional wrestling matches exists only in your brain.
Jake Mercer: I’m sure, that’s why the VERY best matches ever have occurred in that building. Nonetheless, I’m sure this upcoming matchup between Harper Lee and SEBAS will be exciting anyway! Let’s get it poppin, crew!
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(‘Debate Scrum’ by Masafumi Takada begins to resonate throughout the socially distanced Elite Answers Wrestling universe, as Harper Lee makes her way onto the stage, through a chorus of cheers and joyous cries.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING, WRESTLING OUT OF CHARLOTTE, NORTHHHHH CARRRROOOOLLLIINNNAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUUNNNDDDSSSSS!!! THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! “THEEEEEEEEEE AMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGG” HARRPPPPEEEERRRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sarah Price: Harper appears battle-ready, this’ll be a good one!
Stew-O: Harper Lee debuted back in season thirteen and has proven herself to be an uber-talented and extremely athletic woman! After failing to leave the grandest event of them all without a championship title, Harper has arrived on Dynasty a top draft pick, and is looking to make her mark on the brand of the greats!
Flannery McCoy: Harper’s certainly got a bright future on this brand. Title, or no title, Harper Lee is no loser, and she’s looking to prove that here tonight. Operation Doomsday is the opportunity and the direction Harper’s been searching for. What a story it would be for that woman to rise from the ashes and defeat the woman to my left, Sarah Price.
Sarah Price: What a story indeed, not one I can allow unfolding, however.
(‘Debate Scrum’ begins to silence and is replaced by ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach, as SEBAS confidently appears on the stage, surrounded by the exuberance of his eccentric aura.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF SANTO DOMINGO, THE DOMIIINNNCAAANNNNNN REPPPUUBBLLIICCCCC!!! WEIGHING IN AT 205 POOOUUUNNNDDDSSSSSS!!! THEEEEE “TROOPPPPIIICCCALLLLLL BREEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEE” SEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: SEBAS looking to bounce back from a loss of a number one contendership match of his own, just last week. Being defeated by Dray Fontana in a fatal four-way, SEBAS wonders what’s next for him on the red brand. Defeating Harper Lee would certainly throw SEBAS name back into the mix of things and act as a much-needed statement from the young star!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS certainly a bundle of immense talent and will prove that on Dynasty. Though a loss in such a valuable match was not the fresh start he was searching for. This could be, however. You said it yourself, Harper Lee’s looking to continue her momentum, whereas SEBAS wants to change the tide of his.
(SEBAS enters the ring, Harper Lee and SEBAS both nod in acknowledgment of the referees signal, and notions for the ring bell to be rung. Indicating the official beginning of this singles match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND WE’RE UNDERWAY! Harper Lee and SEBAS both approaching one another with caution, not looking to risk the other clipping them with a shock early. The two lock up, muscling one another back and forth, though SEBAS with a significant strength and power advantage, manages to pressure Harper back to the turnbuckles. SEBAS now controlling the arm of Harper Lee, dragging her to the canvas, excellent joint manipulation. SEBAS perhaps looking for an armbar early! Harper Lee avoiding the potential submission attempt, now rolling SEBAS up from behind! Quick pin for Harper Lee?! SEBAS powers through the roll before the referee begins his count, and he follows through with a chop to the chest of Lee!! You could hear that one!
Sarah Price: He isn’t done yet, Harper’s in trouble!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed! Harper Lee dropped on her back by SEBAS, drilled against the canvas. Now SEBAS heading up to the second rope, he’s looking for something big! ELBOW DROP OFF THE SECOND ROPE TO HARPER- NO, SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR SEBAS!! HARPER NOW POWERING SEBAS UP TO HIS FEET, SHE’S GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY!! HARPER LKEE WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! THE BODY OF SEBAS LAUNCHED INTO THE CORNER BY “THE AMAZING”!! SARAH, HOW CAN ONE NOT LOOK UPON A CHALLENGER WITH ATLEAST A SMALL SHRED OF WORRY?!
Sarah Price: A powerful feat by Harper and an impressive show of strength. However, this match isn’t close to finished yet, and God knows an exploder suplex isn’t finishing it, let alone finishing me!
Jake Mercer: Don’t worry about Flanny over there. Back in the ring, Harper Lee now looking to ascend the ropes herself! SEBAS possibly in trouble, Lee’s looking to fly! HARPER FLIES WITH A CROSSBODY TO THE “TROPICAL BREEZE”! BUT SHE’S CAUGHT! SEBAS PLUCKING THE SMALLER HARPER LEE OUT OF MIDAIR, DUMPING HER ON THE CANVAS AND THEN DRIVING A KNEE INTO HER FACE!! SEBAS SPARKED HER WITH THAT KNEE, AND HE’S NOT FINISHED WITH HER YET! SEBAS OFF THE ROPES WITH A DISCUS ELBOW TO THE JAW OF HARPER, SENDING HER TUMBLING OUTSIDE OF THE RING IN A HEAP!!
Stew-O: Harper stumbling to her feet, right in front of the Specialists Champion. SEBAS follows Harper to the outside, looking to continue the assault! SEBAS THRUSTING FORWARD WITHA A DROPKICK ON THE OUTSIDE! HARPER SIDE STEPS HIM, AS SEBAS SMACKS AGAINST THE UNFORGIVINGINESS OF THE FLOOR! HARPER LEE WATING NO TIME, MANAGES TO FIND SEBAS WRIST, SPINNING HIM AROUND, AND STRIKES HIM WITH AN ENZEGUIRI!! HARPER LEE WITH A RIPCORD ENZEGUIRI, DROPPING SEBAS TO HIS KNEES, BUT IF SHE LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, SHE NEEDS TO GET HIM INTO THE RING!!
Sarah Price: Harper took a bit out of herself on the landing, potentially a bad route taken on her part. Though she appears to have collected herself and is about to dissect SEBAS!
Stew-O: Harper with a snapmare now, whipping SEBAS to the canvas. AND SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH A NASTY DROPKICK TO THE BAKC OF THE HEAD, WHAT A COMBINATION! HARPER LEE DRIVING BOTH BOOTS INTO SEBAS’ SKULL! SHE COVERS THE MAN!
Sarah Price: Kickout from SEBAS at two! Not enough to keep him down, but I’m not sure Harper cares. She’s got victory on her mind and won’t stop until she’s arrived at her destination!
Jake Mercer: Indeed, she won’t! Harper Lee bounding off the ropes, looking for a penalty kick! SEBAS avoids it and finds his footing again. Looking for a lariat, Harper wisely ducks under it, and uses an Irish whip to send SEBAS flying into the corner! Harper brings SEBAS out fo the corner and looks to transition into a sit-out powerbomb! HARPER IS GOING TO DRIVE SEBAS DOWN WITH A, NO, SEBAS FLIPS HARPER LEE AND COUNTERS WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!! SEBAS WAS TH EONE WHO DROVE HARPER INTO THE CANVAS!! NOW THE COVER OFF THE BRILLIANT COUNTER, IS THIS IT FOR SEBAS???
Flannery McCoy: NO! HARPER POWERS OUT! WHAT A COUNTER MOVE FROM SEBAS, AND WHAT PERSEVERANCE FROM “ANDROID 22”!!
Sarah Price: That’s exactly why Harper Lee is going to challenge me at Operation Doomsday. The tenacity to continue in the face of adversity. Something many claim to have, but very few display more so than Harper Lee.
Flannery McCoy: Very true, hence her bright future on this brand. SEBAS isn’t looking to find his second loss, however. He too will pull out all the stops in order to achieve victory in this match. Speaking of, SEBAS being the first to rise to his feet, dragging Harper Lee to a standing basis. SEBAS with a forearm strike to Lee, Harper returns fire! Both competitors begin to engage in a hockey fight! A TORM OF STRIKES, RAVAGING ONE ANOTHER, BEATING THE OTHER TO A PULP!! THIS IS WHAT WE LOVE TO SEE, PURE PASSION, PURE HEART, AND PURE VIOLENCE!! SEBAS GAINING THE EDGE OVER LEE, AND NAILING HER WITH A SUPERKICK!!! THAT WOBBLED HARPER, SHE’S ON HER FEET, BUT BARELY!! HARPER LEE SEEMINGLY OUT OF IT, WAIT, NO, SHE’S NOT! HARPER LEE FIRES A BICYCLE KNEE, BUT SEBAS SIDE STEPS, SAILING THROUGH THE AIR WITH A PELE KICK ON HARPER!! WHAT A SEQUENCE FROM SEBAS!!! HARPER NOW DROPPED TO HER KNEES, SEBAS OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A BIG MOVE!! HARPER LEE SLICING THROUGH SEBAS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, THAT ONE LANDED!! HARPER LEE CLESNLKY TAKING SEBAS OUT WITH THAT ONE, WAIT, LEE POPS ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF SEBAS AND DROPS HIM ON HIS SKULL WITH A REVERSE FRANKESTINER!!! JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST!!!! WHAT A COMBINATION FROM HARPER LEE!!! BUT SHE CAN’T COVER, HARPER LEE’S TAKEN TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO EFFEICTELY PIN SEBAS!!! SHE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS HIS LIFELESS BODY, A CORPSE FOR THE TAKING!!! FINALLY, SHE REACHES HIM AND MANAGES TO DRAPE HER ARM OVER SEBAS FOR THE COVER!!!!!
Jake Mercer: –
Flannery McCoy: –
Sarah Price: KICKOUT!!! HARPER NEARLY DOES IT, BUT SEBAS SOMEHOW SHOOTS THE SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS A MILLISECOND BEFORE THE COUNT!! WHAT A MATCH FRO THESE TWO!! BOTH DISPLAYING THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!
Stew-O: SEBAS SOMEHOW POWERING OUT OF THAT LETHAL MOVE COMIBBNTIONN FROM AN INCREDIBLY SHARP HARPER LEE!! SEBAS manages to roll to the outside, but he’s not safe anywhere! HARPER LEE SIGNALING FOR SOMETHING DEADLY, LOOKING TO GO HISH RISK HERE BUT WHERE HIGH RISK IS FOUND, SO IS HIGH REWARD!!! LEE LOOKING TO FLY- SEBAS CAUGHT HER WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR, CUTTING HARPER IN HALF!!! WHAT THE HELL, HOW IS HE STILL CONSCIOUS, LET ALONE FIGHTING BACK IN THIS MATCH!! HARPER LEE IS CIPPLED AND SEBAS IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! HIGH IN THE SKIES, SEBAS HAS HIS EYES ON THE HIGH RED DISTRICT!!! WHAT GOES UP, UST COME DOWN, AND SEBAS IS ABOUT TO!!!! LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH HERE AND NOW, SEBBBBBBBBBBASSSSSSSSSSSSS FLIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! FROG SPLASH LANDING SQUARE ON HARER LEE, FROG SPLASH!!!!! THIS IS IT, WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?!?! SEBAS NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, LOOKING TO DRIVE THE NAIL THROUGH THE COFFIN!!
Sarah Price: HE NEARLY HAD HER FINISHED, THAT COULD PROVE A HORRIBLE MIStAKE AGAISN’T LEE, ONE I WON’T MAKE MYSELF!’
Jake Mercer: OH, BOY!!!!! HE’S SIGNALING FOR HIS FINISHING MOVE, SHRODINGER’S PARADOX!!! THAT GRUESOME SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER, A MOVE THAT HAS CRUSHED THE ASPIRATIONS AND HOPES OF SO MANY IN SEBAS’ PATH!!! COULD HARPER LEE BE NEXT, SEBAS GOING FOR THE CLOSE!!! NO!, SHE FOUGHT OUT OF IT, AND THROWS A WILD RIGHT HAND,THE “DRAGON FIST” MISSING SEBAS, AS HE NAILS HARPER WITH A CODEBREAKER!!! SEBAS STUNNING LEE WITH A CODEBREAKER, BUT SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN, SMART RISK MANAGEMENT FRO HARPER LEE!!
Stew-O: SEBAS exiting the ring, he seems to be eyeing you, Sarah!
Sarah Price: When you’re a champion, everyone tends to.
Flannery McCoy: Sebas flexing his muscles and smiling at Sarah Price.
Sarah Price: Worry about finishing your opponent, not getting your first-ever girlfriend, pal.
Stew-O: SARAH WAS RIGHT, HARPER LEE FROM BEHIND, SHOVING SEBAS INTO THE RING POST!!! HEAD FIRST, SEBAS IS WOBBLED!! HARPER ROLLING SEBAS BACK INTO THE RING!!! NOW HARPER SMILES AT SARAH AND INDISTINCTLY MUTTERS SOMETHING AT PRICE! A SHOW OF GOOD COMPETITIVE SPIRIT BETWEEN THE TWO!!
Sarah Price: I saw, go finish the job, then speak!
Flannery: Harper re-enters the ring- SEBAS WAS WAITING, HARPER WAS DISTRACTED, SEBAS NOW ROLLS HARPER UP, QUICK PACKAGE PIN, HARPER IS DOWN!!! THE COVER IS IN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT, SEBAS DOES IT!!!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, SEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Sarah Price: Herculean effort by Harper Lee, though her mind wasn’t fully in this match. She was looking too far ahead at our Operation Doomsday clash and it cost her. Take nothing away from Harper, mistakes are made on even the best ends.
Jake Mercer: Indeed, Harper’s own antics seemingly lost her this bout here tonight, after such an incredible display of resilience from the young woman,
(Price enters the ring and offers Lee her hand, a show of respect after a barbaric war. Harper Lee stares at Sarah, a look of despair worn on the face of “The Amazing”. She refuses the act of kindness from Price and exits the ring on her own terms.)
Flannery McCoy: I feel for Harper Lee, though none of this was Sarah’s fault. Maybe a bit o animosity between these two will set an entirely new tone to their Operation Doomsday match…
(Friday Night Dynasty fades from the shot of Sarah Price standing alone in the ring and cuts to commercial.)
(The scene opens up as we see the ring adorn in black drapery, black carpet, flowers in the corners, and sad music begins to play. We see a few fans now wearing black, some in suits, some of the woman in black dresses pretending to cry. The sad music plays on as stage hands roll a casket onto the top of the stage as the begin to file off to the side.)
Stew-O: Oh Jesus, I didn’t think he was going to go through with this.
Flannery McCoy: Me neither.
(Suddenly, ”Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1” by Kanye West begins to blast out the speakers.)
Jake Mercer: Man, maybe y’all two are unfamiliar with this man’s work. But, as an avid wrestling enthusiast and a squared circle enthusiast, I’m fully exposed to the mad genius of one Charlie Marr!
Flannery McCoy: Jake, we know how mad and genius Marr can be. But…
(Suddenly, out walks a black suit wearing Charlie Marr. He has on a pair of Gucci sunglasses, black with the red/green colors on the outline of the shades. His shoes are Balenciagas as he holds a handkerchief in one hand and a giant picture under his arm. He walks towards the casket as another stage hand places a display on the side. Charlie grabs the picture under his arm and places it on to the stand as we see a picture in full view.)
Flannery McCoy: This is disrespectful and he hasn’t even spoken yet.
Jake Mercer: Wait, look up at the screen!
(Another image of Impact is shown on the tron screen.)
(The image of Impact as a Klansman is jarring as many of the actual fans in attendance shake their heads as Charlie Marr begins wiping his fake tears with the handkerchief. A podium is brought out and put on the top of the stage next to the casket as Charlie Marr begins fanning his face before stepping up to speak. As he takes a deep breath, his theme music fades out and Charlie Marr begins talking into the microphone.)
Charlie Marr: I am here not in the best of moods as I have been given the distinct and unbelievably taxing task with giving a proper eulogies to one of the biggest names the sports world has ever seen. I have been bestowed the privilege to give a eulogy to the life but most importantly the career of a man that is known from this land to every land across the globe. I have been spoken to by a being higher than myself…shocking that such a being exists, I know. I have been ordained and give this platform to speak on the slow yet inevitable DEATH that befell the pro wrestling community last season. With so much life in the beginning of season 13, we watched as EAW’s own Impact crawled at a turtle or snail’s pace into the grave and fall from the highest of highs to six feet underground as he failed over and over again following his title loss to TLA at House of Glass. It is from that day forward we can pinpoint right where the wheels came off of that man’s last ride as a relevant superstar. It was shortly thereafter he started to slip out of the psyche of the professional wrestling fan’s brain. It was at this year’s Pain for Pride where we REALLY watched that old flabby and sick shemale looking bastard fail one year removed from his last meaningful win.
(We hear some people overly sobbing as Charlie Marr takes his glasses off, looks at the people, and mouths the words “I know…I know”.)
Charlie Marr: It’s tough, I know. Watching top guys disappear. I would never and will never go out like he has. I promise you. Sadly, I wasn’t on Dynasty last season to tell Impact that it was indeed time for him to pack it up and go home. He tried to leave in the middle of last year yet he drug his fat ass back to the ring and proceeded to waste more time and defile his legacy even more than he needed to. I can’t just blame him, it’s Sienna Jade’s fault. It’s out fault as well as a community. We deserve some blame for why Impact’s career is as dead as The New Jersey Net’s chances of ever having a basketball team. Impact’s career is dead as The Jet’s chances of winning a Super Bowl in any of your life times. The Seattle SuperSonics and Impact have two things in common; both from Washington and both are dead and never coming back. But we can’t just blame him for his own demise. All I’m saying is it’s not just Impact’s fault his career is fucking dead. We should have seen the signs coming. We were negligent and irresponsible with our fandom. Well, mostly y’all because I can’t say I was a fan of that washed up geek. I mean, the signs were there throughout the season. He was flabby and sick and was waiting to be put down. Impact should have retired when he was desperately needing to stack the deck against Lethal Consequences at Operation: Doomsday last season, to him needing his wife and his GAWD contract to get that asterisk laden win against Darkane and TLA, we all should have expected his demise to follow suit.
(Charlie Marr shakes his head.)
Charlie Marr: It’s only so long fake thugs can pretend and Impact was the fakest thug in this company.
One hip hop geek in the crowd: :scusthov:
Charlie Marr: Nobody in Elite Answers Wrestling could fake it for how long as he did last season. Flashes here and there of the old Impact. Glimpses of what made him what he was. You don’t get all those World title runs by tripping and falling into victory over and over again. You don’t reach the top like he did by accident. EAW can sometimes pick and choose who they think deserves shots but longevity and consistency is always the best way to rise in this company. No ass kissing is needed as long as you keep kicking asses. But, unlike me, Father Time will be the ultimate winner for most elitists. Unlike me, most of these people get old or get tired. Unlike me, most of these losers will eventually fade into the background or disappear entirely. Unlike Charlie Marr, most would be so lucky as to have had a career like Impact. I say unlike Charlie Marr ESPECIALLY for that last statement because even without as many World title reigns, I know that I’ve always been a better wrestler than Impact. I know and he knows I’ve always been a better fighter than him. I was brought to Dynasty and I will say I think naming this place the Impact Zone is a very cute thing that’s been done. It’s very symbolic of who he is as a wrestler now a days. Calling the performance center The Impact Zone reflects just how hollow and empty his career has been MUCH LIKE this building we are in. These people are socially distanced in the stands just like Impact and having a winning record have been distant recently.
(Charlie Marr walks over and puts a hand on the casket.)
Charlie Marr: I think Chris Elite ending him at Pain for Pride is what officially started his demise. But, I’m the one that REALLY put the final nail in that fucker’s coffin. Impact’s career is dead and if he should even hint at trying to fight back, I’ll end his life as swiftly as I did his career. I’ve been a Dynasty star for roughly two or so weeks and I’ve already put arguably the best wrestler this show has had out of commission already. I’m off to one hell of a start I must say. Speaking of hell…
(Slowly, the casket begins to raise seconds after Charlie Marr removes his hand. Marr grabs the microphone from the podium and begins walking down the ramp.)
Charlie Marr: I wonder what part of hell would be where Impact’s career belongs in. Maybe next to Senn’s or Noah’s or maybe even Cloud’s. Impact’s career is better than them all but it’s almost fitting that the washed up existence and benefactor of some of the worst eras this company ever saw gets placed with people with his like minded thinking. The old trash being finally dumped and buried is just one of the many benefits this show will reap with me on it.
(Suddenly, the casket door flies open.)
(But it’s not the suddenly old and white Andre Walker, it’s Impact. His smile disappears as he turns and sees an oblivious Charlie Marr slowly walking down the ramp. The crowd pops as Impact hops out the casket.)
Stew-O: Oh my god. Impact…IMPACT! HE WAS IN THAT CASKET THE WHOLE TIME!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t believe it! Charlie Marr doesn’t know! Charlie Marr is too busy dissing Impact to realize that Imp is on stage and shaking his head at him!
Jake Mercer: OH SHIT! Business is about to pick up here IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
Charlie Marr:…It’s wild how we let a fat fucker like that thrive these past few years.
(Impact turns, reaches back in the casket, and reveals…a lead pipe.)
Charlie Marr: I mean, Xander Payne’s fat ass is bad enough.
(Impact begins swinging the pipe like a bat as Charlie Marr stands ringside. Impact winds it up as he begins charging down the ramp.)
Charlie Marr: It’s a damn shame we let Impact get so chubby and disgusting to look at. Too many pizza pies and not enough Pilates. He stuffed his face with glizzy’s instead of letting his muscles glisten like me and it showed towards the end. Damn shame…damn shame. If he could just do a few sit ups and dips instead of only sitting up to dip his chicken nuggets in ranch maybe-!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! LEAD PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! IMPACT JUST CRACKED THAT LEAD PIPE TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE MARR’S CRANIUM AND MARR FALLS FACE FORWARD FLAT AND LAYS ON THE RING APRON!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT HIT CHARLIE’S HEAD LIKE AARON JUDGE HITS A BASEBALL! That Lead Pipe has no dents in it but I promise you Charlie Marr’s head has one!
Jake Mercer: I’m afraid Big Impo Slice ain’t done with that pipe…HE SMACKS CHARLE MARR IN THE SPINE WITH THAT PIPE AS CHARLIE MARR BOUNCES OFF THE APRON AND STANDS IN GRAVE PAIN! IMPACT TAKES THAT PIPE, WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF CHARLIE MARR, LEAPS IN THE AIR, PLACES HIS KNEES IN MARRS SPINE…EVISCERATION! THE CODE BREAKER CONNECTS AS THE LEAD PIPE ADDS EXTRA DAMAGE AND LEAVES CHARLIE MARR OUT COLD RINGSIDE!
Stew-O: Impact just nearly decapitated Charlie Marr and may have done serious damage to him with that pipe as he gets to his feet gives out a hearty laugh at his befallen rival’s expense.
Impact off mic: I hopped out the casket, bastard…REINCARNATED!
(Impact turns and kneels down to get closer to the out cold Charlie Marr.)
Impact off mic: Listen here, junior. If you think my career is dead…you’re dead wrong in that line of thinking. Watch your mouth and watch your step because if you think I’ve lost a step, you got more of that coming your way. Bitch.
(Impact stands tall and begins walking away as Charlie Marr lays on his back barely moving and out of it.)
Stew-O: This situation is getting more personal than I think Charlie Marr expected.
Flannery McCoy: Dead career jokes shoved out the way, he couldn’t possibly think he was going to get away with this level of disrespect and not have to deal with the wrath of Impact?
Jake Mercer: The Most Watched Champion in history, 9 reigns in the bag, and still so much left in the tank. Charlie Marr may have inadvertently rejuvenated this man and we might get prime Impact if this shit continues on!
(The scene finally begins to end as Impact walks up the ramp, kicks over the casket, and grabs the poster of himself and takes it with him through the black curtain as we end with a shot of Charlie Marr still down and out in his suit ringside.)
(Dynasty comes back on air as the camera focuses on the commentary team)
Flannery McCoy: Welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty! As we all just witnessed, Charlie Marr held a “funeral service” for Impact but was then beat down with a led pipe before the break. He went to the back to get checked out and change into his wrestling gear as he refuses to sit out, he’s been described as extremely defiant to the trainers orders, so it should be interesting to see the condition he’s in.
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(Black Honey by Thrice hits as a loud buzzing noise is heard throughout the arena.)
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Sōka, Saitama, Japan weighing in at 187 pounds he is “The Silent Killer” MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHI!!!!
(MITSUBACHI is shown making his way to the ring being followed by a large swarm of Murder Hornets, butterflies, and cicadas. He ignores them as they crawl across his flesh as he enters the ring. He then makes a whistling sound with his voice as the swarm obediently returns to a case he was carrying down to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Oh nah I ain’t doing bugs. I got all kinds of pesticide out here if that shit get near me.
Flannery McCoy: Calm down Jake. They have returned safely into their cage. I have no idea how he can control them like that. Homie has some skills.
Stew-O: Well it is not just skills like that he has but also skills in the ring which I am sure we will see shortly.
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne appears at the top of the ramp to loud boos.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent currently residing in New York City weighing in at :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: ???
Stephie Love: Sorry I couldn’t bring myself to actually say 159 pounds… but he is the EAW Pure Champion… XANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PAYNEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Xander Payne is shown shoving his title in Stephie’s face clearly upset about the way she introduced him tonight.
Stew-O: Well Xander Payne may get made fun of sometimes but it is clear his skills in that ring are no laughing matter. That title is all the proof you need.
Flannery McCoy: At this point if you don’t take Xander seriously you have been living under a rock.
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana immediately walks out to the ring looking ready to fight not even waiting for his partner despite both his opponents already being in the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents… first from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Prince” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana is such a bad boy. I love him.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure you do buddy. But it is true Dray Fontana loves to fight and kick ass no matter who he is teamed with or who his opponents are.
Stew-O: The Prince is ready to become the king! But can he take the throne?
(Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1 by Kanye West hits as the fighting has already started in the ring with Dray confronting his opponents. The referee is trying to restore order.)
Stephie Love: Introducing last his partner from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom weighing in at 240 pounds he is “The Lost Disciple” CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we are underway as it looks like MITSUBACHI and Dray Fontana are starting things off in the ring. Xander Payne and Charlie Marr will have to wait patiently on the outside for their turn. MITSUBACHI and Dray staring each other down before Dray charges forward and throws a right hand! But MITSUBACHI responds by catching his arm and hitting him hard across the chest with a slapping back chop! MITSUBACHI runs the ropes and leaps in with a vertical chop this time to the very tip top of Dray’s head! But Dray catches him as he lands on his feet and pulls him down into a Small Package!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Damn he lost already. You hate to see it.
(Charlie Marr is shown finally making his way up to the corner where he is surprised to see the match has already ended before he even got there.)
Flannery McCoy: NO! MITSUBACHI WITH THE KICKOUT! Dray Fontana thrown off as MITSUBACHI is back up only for Dray to catch him spinning him around right into a backbreaker. A hard kick to the back of MITSUBACHI from Dray as he drops to the mat with an elbow drop and hooks around his arms on his face delivering some hard shots. Back up now as Dray kicks MITSUBACHI keeping him down on the ground. Another spicy kick for good measure as MITSUBACHI is trying to get his ass back up. But Dray comes running in… BIG Boot right to the face! Dray goes for another quick pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out at the last minute by MITSUBACHI! Dray Fontana immediately locks in a headlock before transitioning into an armbar. Dray biting the finger of MITSUBACHI as he torques that arm causing immense pain! But Mitsu is fighting his way back up using his other arm to bash back up against Dray’s hold. Mitsu pulls the arm free and snatches the head of Dray! Snapmare takedown by Mitsu quickly whips Dray down to the mat as he transitions into an armbar of his own! But Dray gets his feet on the ropes immediately as the referee forces the break. Both men separate as they appear willing to obey the rules. Mitsu pulls himself up in the corner but here comes Dray…
Flannery McCoy: RUNNING HIGH KNEE BY DRAY FONTANA!!! NO! MITSUBACHI DODGES LEAPING ACROSS THE RING! MITSU LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THEM! SPRINGBOARD JUMPING YAKUZA KICK IN MIDAIR CONNECTS!!!
Jake Mercer: This man MITSUBACHI is clearly a member of the yakuza! He should be arrested!
Stew-O: The cover by MITSUBACHI on Dray Fontana!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: But Charlie Marr all up in the ring to break the cover! He isn’t legal! He isn’t legal! Get him the hell out! OUT! OUT! OUT!
Jake Mercer: That’s pretty xenophobic of you Flannery. Anyways back to the match where Charlie Marr has slithered out of the ring. Xander Payne just got into the ring to stop Charlie but it took him awhile to get through the ropes. So Charlie had plenty of time to escape. The referee now demanding Xander get back out but the referee needs to give him some time to make it he is a big boy. But here comes Mitsu pulling Dray back up in the ring and easily tossing him across the ring which is something he certainly wouldn’t be able to do with Xander. Speak of the devil…
Stew-O: Xander Payne has made his arrival! The EAW Pure Champion is in the ring! Xander charges in taking down Dray Fontana with a vicious Clothesline! Down goes Dray! Dray back up but Xander is ready for him! Dray gets dropped with a massive Samoan Drop from Xander! Xander with a quick cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana kicks out! Charlie Marr now begging for the tag. Urging Dray on to bring him in so he can get his hands on Xander! But Charlie not going to wait! He storms into the ring and begins laying into Xander with shots to the face! But the referee not having none of that! He orders Charlie out of the ring as Xander yells for him to get out of there.
Xander Payne: This is my match! You aren’t allowed in here! Get him out of here! Get him some hair while you are at it too!
Jake Mercer: Xander turns back around to Dray Fontana as he pulls him up by the hair showing what he probably would do to Charlie if he had any. Xander yanking on the hair of Dray while pointing and laughing at Charlie in the corner. He pulls Dray up looking to end things quickly here. He pulls Dray up… but Dray punching at Xander… Xander has him up in Power Bomb position! Looking to end things! But Dray fighting back raining blows on Xander! Xander staggers back into the corner! He’s going to fall! He’s going to fail!!!
Stew-O: NO! Xander stays up on his feet! He bounces off the ropes and drops Dray with the powerbomb! LAST SEDATION CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: What the hell? Why isn’t the referee counting?
Jake Mercer: WAIT LOOK OUT! CHARLIE MARR IS ON THE TOP ROPE! HE LEAPS OFF!!! TOUCH THE SKY OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE TOP OF XANDER’S HEAD!!! GET HIM OUT HE JUST KEEPS INTERFERING!!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr with the cover on Xander Payne!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winners the team of CHARLIE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FONTANA!!!!!!!!
(Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1 by Kanye West blasts across the speakers as Charlie Marr and Dray Fontana have their hands raised in victory.)
Jake Mercer: How the hell did this happen? Charlie wasn’t even the legal man!
Stew-O: I hate to break it to you Jake… but watch this…
(A video airs of Xander Payne lifting up Dray Fontana for his powerbomb and staggering back up against the ropes. A different angle is shown where Charlie Marr stealthily makes the tag to Dray when he fell back on the ropes without Xander noticing.)
Jake Mercer: God damn. That sneaky bastard.
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr stealing one here tonight but it was some impressive strategy getting the win for his team without even doing much work himself in the ring. I can’t help but respect that at least a little. I’m sure I will forget all that when he opens his mouth next however.
(Xander Payne is shown arguing with the referee still convinced he was screwed as his opponents make their way backstage.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new EAW Elitist of the Day feature. Because in EAW we believe everybody is a winner. :wow:)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring before speaking)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS… IS THE MAIN EVENT!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers plays up to loud cheers as Sarah Price makes her way out to the center of the stage holding the Specialists Championship around her shoulder. She gives a wave before giving a salute around the crowd with a very bright smile for a moment before making her way down the ramp, skipping down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 121 pounds… she is the SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! THE GUARDIAN ANGEL… SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It was surely an eventful Dynasty last week for our Specialists Champion. Not only making it known that she’s ready for any challenge in her way, but also getting one in the form of Harper Lee to fight against at Operation: Doomsday! I would say it was a good day for her including also getting the win against The Grand Athletes with Harper.
Flannery McCoy: Oh yeah no doubt about that to say the very least. There’s one thing I’m sure she wants to prove not just tonight but basically every single week that she’s in the ring, and that’s the fact that she’s better than her opponent, she’s done that constantly and will she prove that also tonight? Well, I see nothing making it impossible?
Jake Mercer: FUCK! SHIT! ASS!
Flannery McCoy: ???
Jake Mercer: Hi.
(Sarah continues to skip as she jumps up onto the apron and looks out at the members of the crowd for a moment before entering into the ring. She then instantly begins to make her way up to the top turnbuckle as she points around at the members of the crowd before jumping down off the top and making her way to her corner and getting ready as ‘Land of the Innocent’ fades out. ‘The Games We Play’ by PUSHA T. then plays up as the cheers turn to a mixed reaction as Andre Walker struts out to the stage. He has a big smirk on his face as he stands at the center of the ring before spreading his arms out and continuing to make his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Andre Walker, the last time we saw him was at the last Dynasty, he managed to get a win over Khamsin and get his first win down in Season 14! Well, then again we also saw him earlier in the night when he confronted a certain Lethal Consequences, but moving on from that. The question is, can he keep that momentum up and continue forward down the line and possibly get something in return?
Flannery McCoy: I wouldn’t see anywhere else to go right? And believe me, I think Andre is perfectly capable of that, he was able to do so before I see nothing wrong with it. If he’s able to beat a current reigning Champion tonight on Dynasty, imagine the possibilities? He’s able to do that and it’s just a matter of putting his all into this match.
Jake Mercer: Including also looking like a soccer mom currently, he also looks like a avid MAGA supporter! You know I can’t support this! Hell even Big Man LC hates his guts! I have to disagree with Papi!
Stew-O: Disagree with WHO?!
Jake Mercer: Hi.
(Andre stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment looking around at the crowd before making his way around the ringside area and up the steel steps. He enters the ring through the apron before spreading his arms out with a cocky grin on his face as he does so. He takes the time to circle around the ring for a moment before making his way to his corner as ‘The Games We Play’ fades out and then the Ref begins to signal for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our Main Event is now underway! Sarah and Andre are quickly circling around the ring with one another before they begin to close in, meeting in the center of the ring as the lock-up into the collar-and-elbow! Both of them are quickly jockeying for position as Andre is slowly beginning to nudge Sarah to the ropes, but Sarah quickly locks in a headlock! Sarah trying to plant her knees down to the ground, but Andre quickly pushing forward and pressing Sarah up against the ropes forcing a rope break!
Flannery McCoy: Both of them separating from one another as they circle around the ring once more, and they lock-up again! Andre trying to go behind Sarah as Sarah tries to bring herself behind Andre, BUT ANDRE QUICKLY LIFTING SARAH UP AND TAKING HER DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Both of them are back up to their feet now as this match as gone to full force now! Sarah running at Andre, but Andre taking Sarah down with a drop-toe-hold! Andre quickly kipping up to his feet as Sarah gets up as well, ANDRE WITH A LARIAT- BUT SARAH MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT! Sarah up to her feet now right behind Andre, SARAH WITH A CHOP BLOCK SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO A KNEE! Sarah running to the ropes and back as Andre is stunned, SARAH LEAPING UP AND TAKING ANDRE DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Stew-O: Andre staggering up to his feet as Sarah is quickly grabbing him and sending him into the corner! Andre is propping himself up as Sarah runs right towards him, SARAH WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Sarah taking Andre’s place as Andre jumps up, ANDRE SENDING SARAH TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A MONKEY FLIP!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah up to a knee as Andre quickly runs over, GRIMSEVER- NO! ANDRE TRIED TO GO FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE EARLY IN THE MATCH BUT SARAH QUICKLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! Sarah stumbles away as she jumps out onto the apron as Andre slowly begins to turn around, SARAH LEAPS UP AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE! ANDRE IS DOWN AS SARAH QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S ANDRE KICKING OUT! Andre slowly getting up to his feet as Sarah is already up to her feet running to the ropes as Andre is stumbling up, HURRICANRANA! WAIT! ANDRE MANAGES TO CATCH SARAH INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! PRECARIOUS POSITION AS ANDRE IS DROPPING SARAH DOWN I THINK HE’S GOING FOR DRE WALKER 3000! BUT SARAH MANAGING TO CARTWHEEL OUT OF IT!
Stew-O: AND IS MET WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HER HEAD FOR HER TROUBLES BY ANDRE! Andre already trying to go for big moves early in this match, it’s only a matter of time before one of them connects! Andre quickly bringing Sarah up to her feet and sending her towards the ropes as Sarah rebounds, ANDRE WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SARAH! Sarah is sent back as she leans against the ropes for leverage, Andre quickly running forward- BUT SARAH QUICKLY USES THE ROPES AND LIFTS HER FOOT UP KICKING ANDRE RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre falling down to a knee as Sarah closes in and quickly grabs him, BUT ANDRE RAMMING A KNEE RIGHT BACK INTO HER GUT! Andre quickly grabbing her by the head, AND SENDING SHARP FOREARMS RIGHT TO HER FACE FORCING HER DOWN ONTO A KNEE! Sarah is stunned as this is giving Andre enough time to run to the ropes and back, ANDRE WITH A BICYCLE KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT SARAH MANAGES TO GRAB ANDRE’S FOOT AS HE FLIPS HIM! Andre landing right on his stomach as he’s down on a knee, SARAH WITH A KICK- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GRAB THE FOOT AND PUSH SARAH AWAY! Sarah stumbling back as Andre is back up onto his feet, SARAH GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER, ANDRE WITH A PELE KICK- BUT SARAH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Sarah running to the ropes and back as Andre does the same, GRIMSEVER! PLOT TWIST! BOTH OF THEM CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO ONE ANOTHER! MY LORD BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN!
Stew-O: BOTH OF THEM HAVE TAKEN ONE ANOTHER DOWN WITH A KNEE STRIKE! Andre and Sarah are both completely out of it as it seems both of them aren’t able to take advantage! But wait! Andre is slowly beginning to crawl, he’s coming back to life as Sarah is still flat down on the ground! ANDRE PLACING AN ARM OVER SARAH! THE REF LEAPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Flannery McCoy: SARAH POWERS OUT OF THE PIN! The face of Andre tells it all as he’s in pure shock that our Specialists Champion wasn’t able to be put down just there! Andre slowly trying to pull himself up to his feet but I don’t think he realizes that Sarah is barely able to do the same, Andre turning- SARAH WITH A SCHOOL GIRL PIN!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE QUICKLY KICKS OUT AND PUSHES AWAY FROM SARAH! Andre turning around and quickly running towards Sarah, SARAH! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE TWIST OF FATE AS HE TURNS HER AROUND AND QUICKLY LIFTS HER! SPINNING URANAGE SLAM- BUT SARAH MANAGING TO FIGHT OFF KING’S KILLER WITH A BARRAGE OF ELBOWS FORCING ANDRE TO BRING HER BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Sarah planting herself to the ground, SHE GOES FOR A SPINNING BACK FIST! Andre is caught by surprise as he moves backward, BUT ANDRE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS BICYCLE KICK! Sarah taken down to a knee as Andre brings her back up to her feet, BUT SARAH CONNECTS WITH A ENZIGURI BRINGING BOTH OF THEM BACK DOWN TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is stunned as he tries to bring himself up to his feet, Sarah is up though as she waits for Andre to get up to his feet! PLOT TWIST! ANDRE HIT RIGHT IN THE CHIN BY THE BICYCLE KNEE! But wait Andre falling down to a knee, I don’t think that’s going to be enough to keep him down!
Andre Walker (Off-Mic): YOU THINK THAT’S ENOUGH?!
Jake Mercer: Andre with the will to continue on now as Sarah quickly runs forward, PLOT TWIST- BUT THE BICYCLE KNEE MISSES AS ANDRE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAG AND TURNS SARAH AROUND, KING’S KILLER! SPINNING URANAGE SLAM TAKING SARAH DOWN TO THE GROUND! SARAH’S OUT AS ANDRE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: AND SARAH KICKS OUT! Andre is in pure shock but he’s wasting no time getting up to his feet, just waiting for Sarah to get up as well so he can try to at least finish this off for the good of the order! Andre is climbing up to the middle rope as Sarah is up, THE DAWNBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: SARAH CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR TAKING ANDRE OUT BEFORE HE COULD EXECUTE THE CANADIAN DESTROYER! ANDRE IS DOWN AND OUT AS SARAH QUICKLY LEAPS FORWARD AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE QUICK PIN ATTEMPT AS ANDRE IS OUT!
Jake Mercer: AND ANDRE POWERS OUT! Sarah quickly getting up to her feet now as she’s climbing up to the top rope! Andre is still down and out as I think it’s pretty self-explanatory what she’s going for here! SHE LEAPS, HAPPY ENDING-
Stew-O: HOLY FUCK! ANDRE GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AND LEAPING UP CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK IN MID-AIR COMPLETELY TURNING AROUND THE MOONSAULT! SARAH TURNED INSIDE OUT AND NOW IT’S ANDRE QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG OF SARAH AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: AND IT’S SARAH THAT KICKS OUT! Andre looking even more angered but I don’t think he’s going to wait as he slowly gets back up to his feet. Sarah is climbing up using the ropes as Andre closes in on her and quickly grabs her! BUT SARAH PUSHES AWAY, BITTERSWEET ENDING-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE GRABS THE SUPERKICK ATTEMPT AND PUSHES THE FOOT AWAY SENDING SARAH TO THE ROPES! Andre quickly running forward, BUT SARAH MANAGES TO LIFT ANDRE OVER THE TOP ROPE AS ANDRE LANDS ON THE APRON! ANDRE THROWING A FOREARM- BUT SARAH MANAGES TO BLOCK AND SEND A ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE!
Stew-O: Andre is stunned and barely holding on as Sarah is taking the risk and joining him on the apron. Both of them are going at it with one another trading forearm strikes after forearm strikes hoping to take down one another quickly! BUT ANDRE SENDING A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SARAH AS SHE STAGGERS BACKWARDS! Sarah grabbing a hold of the ringpost as I don’t think she sees Andre, OH MY GOD! ANDRE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD ON THE APRON AND RAMMING SARAH BACKFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know how but Sarah still seems to be hanging on on the apron! Sarah barely grabbing on by one arm as she manages to situated herself, Sarah quickly running forward right towards Andre who’s still trying to gain stability! HOLY SHIT! ANDRE GRABBING SARAH AND SLAMMING HER DOWN, KING’S KILLER ONTO THE APRON! URANAGE CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: SARAH IS DOWN AND OUT AS ANDRE IS QUICKLY PUSHING HER INTO THE RING! ANDRE IS WASTING NO TIME ROLLING IN AND SEIZING THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON HER! THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE MATCH HERE AS THE REF GOES FOR THE COUNT!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! THE REF IS STOPPING THE COUNT AND POINTING SOMETHING OUT TO ANDRE, SARAH PRICE HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
Flannery McCoy: If anger isn’t the word to describe the look on Andre Walker’s face I don’t know what is! Andre making his way up to his feet as he jumps out onto the apron and begins to climb up onto the top rope! BUT WAIT! SARAH QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AS ANDRE IS SITUATING HIMSELF AND CLIMBING UP AND JOINING HIM! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE GOT THIS BURST OF ENERGY!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE QUICKLY TRADING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER, TRYING TO MAKE SURE ONE OR THE OTHER DOESNT FALL TO THEIR DOOM RIGHT HERE AND NOW! SARAH BOOSTING UP THOUGH USING THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A JUMPING KNEE-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE QUICKLY GRABBING SARAH AND PUSHING HER OFF THE TOP ROPE SENDING HER FLYING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! ANDRE WAITING FOR SARAH TO GET UP TO HER FEET, THIS MIGHT BE THE FINISHING BLOW THAT ANDRE DESPERATELY NEEDED THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH! ANDRE LEAPING! THE DAWNBREAKER-
Flannery McCoy: ENCHANTMENT BREAKER! KNEE STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! ANDRE ONCE AGAIN FAILS TO CONNECT WITH THE DAWNBREAKER AS SARAH MANAGED TO CATCH HER BY SURPRISE! SARAH GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW COULD THIS JUST BE IT FOR THE MATCH?!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO KICK OUT AGAIN! Sarah is quickly up to her feet as she’s trying her hand at the top rope once more- BUT ANDRE! Andre is trying to drag himself over and grab the leg of Sarah, he’s preventing her from climbing up to the top rope, Sarah kicking Andre away as she quickly brings him up to his feet! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS!
Stew-O: TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS! BUT LOOK! ANDRE IS STILL MANAGING TO GET UP TO HIS FEET, ANDRE LIVES! Sarah does not look happy at the continued persistence of Andre as she’s bringing him up once more- BUT ANDRE PUSHING AWAY AND CONNECTING WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Sarah staggering back but she’s quickly running forward, SARAH WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANDRE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre backing up, AS HE SENDS A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SARAH! Sarah sent backwards as she moves forward, SARAH WITH A JAWBREAKER! Andre managing to keep himself upwards as he grabs onto the ropes for leverage! Sarah running forward, BUT ANDRE WITH A SPIN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN AS BOTH OF THEM FALL DOWN TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Sarah up to her feet as Andre is up as well, GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF SARAH BY ANDRE WALKER! SARAH IS STUNNED AS ANDRE KEEPS HER UPRIGHT, IT’S TIME! DRE WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM CONNECTS! ANDRE QUICKLY LEAPING FORWARD AS HE HOOKS THE LEG ON SARAH! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC JUST IN TIME GRABBING THE REF AND PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING! WE HAD OUR SUSPICIONS THAT HE WOULD HAVE A HAND IN THE DECISIONS OF THIS MATCH AND HERE WE ARE! THE REF IS DOWN AS LC QUICKLY ROLLS INTO THE RING! ANDRE SEES HIM! GRIMSEVER-
Flannery McCoy: NO CAL! PUNCH RIGHT TO THE GROIN OF ANDRE AS LC GRABS HIM AGAIN! LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW CONNECTS KNOCKING ANDRE DOWN! OH MY GOD! LC RETREATING OUT OF THE RING AS THE REF IS UP TO HIS FEET! LOOK! SARAH IS JUST BARELY CONSCIOUS AS SHE’S BRINGING HERSELF, SHE’S PUTTING A ARM OVER ANDRE! PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Land of the Innocent’ plays up as the crowd is seemingly murmuring as combined with cheers in the result. Sarah Price is pulling herself up to her feet using the ropes seemingly confused before looking at Lethal Consequences making his way up the ramp and looking back. Sarah has a very displeased look on her face noticing what happened as LC continues up the ramp with a big smirk on his face. The Ref hands her the Specialists Championship and raises her hand up in victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: YESSS!! YESS!!! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU BIG MAN LC WOULD COME OUT AND DISCIPLINE THIS POOR SACK OF SHIT! LETS FUCKING GO!
Stew-O: I mean, what a match we’ve just seen for our main event here tonight. Despite the fact that Lethal Consequences came out and interfered in the decision, at the end it was Sarah Price who would reluctantly take advantage of that and gain the win.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Andre is absolutely fuming at the results of this match and I guess the aftermath will just have to be seen in the near future more than likely if you think about it. But none of the less congratulations to our winner! And at that we are out of time! For Stew-O and that irritable loser Jake Mercer, I’m Flannery McCoy, signing out.
(The last shot is of Sarah leaving the ring, still a bit disgruntled as the camera then pans over to Andre Walker. Lethal Consequences is at the top of the stage laughing at Andre’s demise as Andre cannot help but look at him, absolutely fuming in response as that is the last shot seen as Dynasty fades out)
(EAW logo buzzes.)