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Dynasty 6/12/2020

(EAW Intro plays.)

(Recap of the previous episode is shown. Dynasty begins by showcasing big wins for Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, Lethal Consequences, Justin Windgate, Darcy May Morgan, Kasey Kaos, Andre Walker, Siena Jade, and Impact as we also saw several important segments throughout the show. Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart exchanged words as did The Visual Prophet and Drake King as the advancing of storylines towards the ultimate culmination at Pain for Pride was on display for fans all over watching the show. StarrStan and Andre Walker discussions became public as Andre was added to the New Breed championship match at Pain for Pride making it a triple threat between Andre, Bronson, and Champion Jalyn Garcia. The show ends after Kassidy wins her main event match but gets swerved and attacked by Sienna Jade as she makes it known that she is determined to defeat her for the National Elite championship.)

(The show begins as we get a nice shot of the few fans allowed in the socially distanced EAW Performance Center in Newark, New Jersey. We then get a jump cut to the announcers table as Stew-O is seen with a big grin on his face.)

Stew-O: As we move into new phases of this slow reopening of the world amidst this ongoing global pandemic, we welcome you all to the socially distancing approved episode of FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! I’m Stew-O and with me as always are my partners Flannery McCoy…

Flannery McCoy: You know it, Stewart Owens!

Stew-O: That’s not my name but you are funny!

Flannery McCoy: I know, just keeping the mood festive!

Stew-O: And with us is the encyclopedia of wrestling media…Jake Mercer!

Jake Mercer: The deity of wrestling history is a better name but I’ll accept that one as well. I’m so excited for this show!

Flannery McCoy: I have to agree with the smark nerd, this show is going to be amazing!

Stew-O: Three of us are on the same page it seems as this show should be fantastic. Korey Gaines, Ryan Rook, and Lisa Wren are in for a triple threat that should be incredible for the fans here and at home. Cage takes on Kasey Kaos in a clash contingent on who can crush the other competitor, and a main event between Andre Walker and World Heavyweight Champion Drake King!

(‘This is your Life’ by The Dust Brothers featuring Tyler Durden begins to play. Slowly stepping from behind the black curtain is revealed to be Drake King. Drake has his World Heavyweight championship on his shoulder while also wearing an all black outfit with a pair of black denim jeans, a black leather jacket, a plain white t-shirt, and a pair of black boots as his long hair flows down his shoulders.)

Flannery McCoy: Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Jake Mercer: He’s a handsome devil, if that’s what you mean. He is also…

(Jake clears his throat obnoxiously.)

Jake Mercer: THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT KANG! Formally known as Drizzy 2 Belts, the man set to main event Pain for Pride, Drake King is on his way to the ring! Drizzy is looking snazzy and I must say he looks insanely dapper in that outfit. I can’t lie, Drake almost Christ-like with his hair flowing down his shoulders like that.

Flannery McCoy: Everybody knows Jesus was black, Jake.

Jake Mercer: Jesus ain’t black. Ronan told me that-

Stew-O: And you go on mute until you learn your history, Jake.

Jake Mercer: #FreeMercer

(We see Drake enter the ring as he stares around at the fans half booing and half cheering him on.)

Drake King: I’m disgusted at how far this thing has dragged on and on these past few months. I’m embarrassed to have ever been associated with this man they forcefully labeled my rival. I’m tired of having to have my name attached to his name and at Pain for Pride I will finally end all strings we have attached to one another and his career as I have done many other elitists in the past. I ended Vic Venom, I ended Solomon Hill, I even retired HBB and at Pain for Pride I will end The Visual Prophets’s pathetic excuse of a career and defend my World Heavyweight Championship and remain the one and only Paragon in this profession. I will stand alone as j should have stood this entire season. I will no longer have to split the success and acclaim with a purple wearing HACK from Detroit, Michigan. I will no longer have people using his unwanted assistance in my matches as an excuse as to why I am still World Heavyweight champion.

(Drake shakes his fist as he stares into the camera.)

Drake King: I will also hopefully, finally, at last…remove the wool from my sister’s eyes and make her understand that nobody can come between us. I will make Jessica Miller understand that family is the most important thing to me and it NEEDS to be the most important thing to her. She has been hypnotized by that pervert Viz and I MUST break the spell he has on her. Tonight, I will show her the light she has been avoiding ever since she fell for Viz’s mind games and tricks.

(Drake turns with his arms extended.)

Drake King: Jessica. I know you don’t want to believe me and have fallen for Viz’s lies and these people’s lies but…if you don’t believe I’m not 100% dedicated to our family…then why did I bring THEM here with me tonight…

(Suddenly, out walks an older woman and man onto the stage. They look sad and fearful as Drake tilts his head back.)

Stew-O: Is that who I think it is?!

Flannery McCoy: I believe that’s Drake and Jessica Miller’s parents!

Jake Mercer: Am I still muted?

Flannery McCoy: Well, I heard that so I guess not.

Jake Mercer: IS IT?! ANGEL MILLER AND KEVIN TORRES?! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

Drake King: Jessica…come meet our parents and me in this ring. We have allowed you to stray away from us for too long. It’s time for an intervention, Jessica. Please, come out here and embrace us as your one true family.

(Jessica and Drake’s parents begin walking up the steel steps. Drake holds the ropes open and motions for Stephie Love to give them both microphones.)

Angel Miller: Jessica! Mommy begs you to leave that deviant alone and be with us again!

Kevin Torres: Honey! We didn’t raise you or Drake to be this way! Drake has been a consummate professional and has done everything he can to make us and you proud. He may have his rough spots but he loves you. Your mom and I love you! That Visual Prophet guy doesn’t love you! He is using you!

Angel Miller: He is using you Jess! Using you up to get back at Drake! He wants to take you away from our family and take that World Heavyweight Championship away from your brother and we as a family have to support Drake to help ensure he doesn’t lose his title to that monster!

Drake King: Jessica, I know you are back there. You still are on my payroll and you can never repay me or our parents for everything we have done for you. Nobody in EAW would know your name if it wasn’t for me bringing you here. You owe your life to the three people standing in this ring and you choosing to align yourself with a man looking to tear down everything that I have built is crossing the line. You can still come home, Jessica. But, if you stick by that evil man’s side and succumb to his sexual urges you just may never be allowed home again. Nobody wants to lose the ability to come home. Nobody wants to lose the right to see their parents or their loving and caring brother. Nobody in their right mind would pick a stranger with ulterior motives like The Visual Prophet over their family.

(The family stands in the ring as they await Jessica’s appearance.)

Angel Miller: Sweetie!

Kevin Torres: Jessica please!

Drake King: Don’t you hear our parents crying out for you? How selfish can you be?! Huh? You selfish little brat! Don’t you hear me telling you to come out here and

(Slowly, from behind the curtain steps Jessica Miller as her eyes swell with tears.)

Jessica Miller: Mom…dad…I love you so much!

Kevin Torres: Jessica, join us!

Angel Miller: Our sweet, delicate daughter! I knew you would return to us!

Drake King: Step in this ring and embrace us.

Jessica Miller: Drake…my brother…I will always love you too!

Drake King: Why are you just standing there, hurry up and get in this ring and

(‘Another one bites the dust’ by Queen begins to play.)

Drake King: …Oh.

Jessica Miller: :troll: But I’m a Vaniac for life! Propheteers rejoice!

(Jessica is surrounded by purple smoke as Viz’s theme music blasts out the speakers. Jessica begins gyrating her skinny hips as on the screen appears a satisfied Viz wearing a crown and a nice purple suit.)

The Visual Prophet: Look at this! One big ol’ happy family! Mr Torres and Ms Miller welcome to Friday Night Dynasty! I see Drake has used you two like he has used Jessica, Jake Smith, Sierra Bradford, Joshua Nichols, Jax Walker, and me in an attempt to convince my darling Jessica Miller sees what The Visual has allowed her to see. The same thing every EAW fan sees. The same thing the world sees. Drake King is a user. Not a drug user like his terrible parents are. But a user of people in order to reach his goals. A selfish son of a bitch…literally.

Angel Miller: HEY! Watch your language!

Kevin Torres: Exactly, that’s my wife you are talking about.

The Visual Prophet: Really? Explain to me how you both are Jessica and Drake’s parents and you can call her your wife yet she doesn’t have the same last name as you Mr Torres.

Kevin Torres: Well, you see

The Visual Prophet: Oh, I see plenty. I see that y’all two are pawns in Drake’s game and Jessica sees the truth. Jessica sees that serpent of a brother of hers try to guilt her into being by his side but clearly Jessica is a grown ass woman who doesn’t need her brother to manipulate her into doing things she doesn’t want to do. Likewise to your parents. All three of you should be ashamed of yourselves and Drake especially. You should feel like a real piece of shit for trying to trick Jessica into leaving my side. Thing is, Jessica has made her decision and no amount of intervening from you or your people can change her mind. She knows who to follow now. She knows who loves her the most. She has made her move and if you don’t like it, well…you’ve got Pain for Pride as the stage to prove whether or not she made the right decision.

Drake King: I hate you Viz! I hate you with all of my heart!

The Visual Prophet: And I loved you, Drake. I loved you with all of my heart and you broke it. You broke it and we can never fix that broken, shattered, smashed heart again. But, Jessica seems like she is fully ready to help me recover. I’ve been thinking long and hard…about us, Drake. I’ve been thinking long and hard…about that World Heavyweight Championship. You fake like you care about your family, like you care about your sister, or even care about anyone but it’s clear you only love one thing in this world. It’s not Sierra, it’s not mommy or daddy, it’s not Jessica, and it’s not these people. The only thing that you love is that belt and at Pain for Pride I am going to take the one thing you love most from you and break more than just your fucking heart.

Drake King: I HATE YOU!

The Visual Prophet: I’m going to break your fucking face, Drake King. I’m going to break your ankles, your legs, your arms, and your back and leave you more broken physically than I ever was emotionally. Drizzy and Vizzy is dead and gone but it’s going to have some company when I kill your reign as World Heavyweight Champion!

Drake King: JESSICA MILLER GET IN THIS RING!

Jessica Miller: EVERYBODY…SAY HIS NAME!

Crowd: VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ!

The Visual Prophet: *muah* XOXO, Drizzy…

Drake King: YOU WON’T KILL ME! YOU CANT KILL ME! I AM THE PARAGON!

Kevin Torres: SON, RELAX! We can think this

*SHOVE*

*BANG*

Kevin Torres: ARGHGH!!!

Stew-O: OH MY GOD! DRAKE JUST SHOVED HIS OWN FATHER OUT OF THE WAY!

Angel Miller: DRAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Flannery McCoy: My god! Drake just lost it for a second!

Drake King: I-I didn’t mean to

Jake Mercer: Drake accidentally shoved his own father out of his way and on to the ring mat as his mother kneels down to console him!

Jessica Miller: You just proved Bae’s point. We will see you at Pain for Pride, brother!

Drake King: VIZ! I AM GOING TO EXTERMINATE YOU! YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME AND MY FAMILY?!

Stew-O: Jesus. I don’t think Drake, his mom, or dad expected this when they came in today! Drake had some words with his rival Viz and The Visual Prophet got him so worked up he accidentally knocked over his biological father!

Flannery McCoy: Drake doesn’t make mistakes like that normally and I promise you Viz may think these type of mind games will give him an edge but he better be careful. Drake nearly burnt his face with that branding iron Gateway to Glory. Who knows what he will do when that World Heavyweight Championship is on the line!

(We watch the scene fade out as Jessica shakes her head from the stage, Drake’s parents use the ropes to stand, and Drake is seen in the ring red with anger at what transpired.)

(Commercial Break)

(D.A.R.E. Commercial featuring Justin Windgate)

(Chris Elite stars in a Dell commercial for their new chargerless laptop)

( Dynasty comes back on air as Stephie Love is in the middle of the ring )

Stephie Love: The following contest is a Triple Threat match and is scheduled for ONE FALL!!

( Ego (Is Not a Dirty Word)’ by Skyhooks plays over the PA system as Radiant Ryan Rook makes his way to the ring. )

Stephie Love: Introducing First! From Melbourne, Australia. Weighing in at 252 pounds: Radiant… Ryan… ROOK!!!

Jake Mercer: Big man, big muscles. Big hurt incoming for his opponents tonight!

Flannery McCoy: Possibly! Will brutal power have the best of quickness and agility?

( ‘Missio’ by Middle Fingers plays over the PA system next as Gaines confidently makes his way to the ring glaring at his opponent and giving him the middle finger without a care in the world. )

Stephie Love: Aaaand His Opponent! From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Weighing at 170 pounds: He is The Aerial Bastard… KOREEEYYY GAIIIIIINES!!

Jake Mercer: Already ready for a fight and leaving no one indifferent, what can we expect from The Aerial Bastard tonight?

Flannery McCoy: I don’t know Jake but I look forward to it!

( The instrumental version of ‘Rage’ by Rico Nasty as Lisa Wren makes her way to the ring not looking intimated by the two opponents she is about to face. )

Stephie Love: And Their Opponent! From British Colombia, Canada. Weighing in at 150 pounds: LISAAAA WREN!!!!

Jake Mercer: Another tough test for Lisa Wren tonight facing someone who is almost a foot taller than her.

Flannery McCoy: She doesn’t look worried though, I like that! It shows how much she has confidence in herself!

( Ding Ding Ding! )

Stew-O: HERE WE GO! All three opponents look each other up in the middle of the ring, looking to see who would try to strike first. They circle one another until suddenly Rook and Wren decide to lock up into a clinch under the suddenly supervision of Gaines who watches the amused for a few seconds seeing that they don’t seem able to out power the other. The two break the clinch being at a stalemate which is surprising considering that Lisa is almost a whole feet shorter than Ryan as Mercer said! Wren goes for a jumping roundhouse kick which is ducked effortlessly by Rook who then goes for a Superkick which is dodged ala Matrix by Wren who then goes for a leg sweep that Rook jumps over easily and then attempts a leg drop as he came down which was evaded by Wren! Both athletes get to their feet and Gaines is smiling and applauding Before EXPLODING INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH HIS OPPONENTS DOWN! Wren gets up first and she is greeted with the Detonation Kick before being whipped outside of the ring! Gaines wastes no time and goes to perform a SUPERKICK PARTY on Rook before taking things upward! He climbs on the nearest top turnbuckle and calls for the 450 Splash! BUT WREN MOVES UP TO GAINES GRABBING HI AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SLINGSHOT BELLY TO BACK RELEASE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!! SHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT MOVE FROM OUTSIDE THE RING!!

Jake Mercer: She tries for a cover!!

Official: One! TW-

Flannery McCoy: ROOK WITH THE SAVE PULLING AT WREN’S LEG BREAKING THE COUNT!

Stew-O: Gaines rolls out of the ring for a much-needed breather at the moment opting to recover which is a smart move as Rook is taking things to Lisa inside the ring! A few fists to the face of the young lady before Irish Whipping her into the ropes. He powers Lisa into a corner in a corner, shortly after the official tries to break it off but Rook begins to throw in some chops on the chest of the much smaller Ren! He follows with an Irish Whip to the opposite corner, it’s reversed by Wren and Radiant runs to the corner then with some agility especially for a big man leaps backward he was expecting Lisa to have followed behind but no! She actually is behind Rook and goes for a dropkick! Rook is down! Lisa picks him up and Irish whip from her sending Rook hard chest first into the opposite corner! Attacker goes to Whip again Opponent into the other corner and Attacker flips on contact and lands down hard! Opponent lifts the attacker up and goes for a Suplex! What power by Lisa Wren tonight!! She is following this by attempting a cover!

Official: ONE!!

Jake Mercer: Without an effort Rook shoves her off!

Flannery McCoy: And here comes Gaines!!

Stew-O: low shin kicks by Korey who followed by a kick to the knee then several other strikes to both knees then followed by some kicks to the hips, the ribs, the chest, then the shoulders and then wanting to go to the Head and ends the combo with a dropkick that sends Rook over the top rope and onto the ringside floor!! The small crowd surrounding the ring seems very happy at these manoeuvers by the high flyer who entices them to cheer him on more as he continues the assault as he looks down at Rook. But wait! Lisa is moving behind him and goes for a clothesline that sends Gaines to the outside of the Ring right next to Rook! The young woman look behind her and suddenly runs against the rope bouncing off of them and then suicide DIVE through the center of the ropes to land onto both her opponent!! The three of them crashing hard on the floor and all under the cheers of the fans.

Lisa gets up first going for a satisfying war cry! The kind that would empower women to fight on despite adversity as she grabs at Gaines and then Rook as both are starting to get up and knock both heads together!! Both men falls down on their butts followed by kicks by Wren to each of them on the chest before she goes to grab Rook by the shoulder and then Irish Whip him harshly against the guardrail surrounding the ring!

Wren is looking to continue the offensive against the taller Rook, she moves onto the apron and measures her opponents up and goes for an elbow drop but Rook moves to the side! Wren crashes against the barricade she looks in pain while Rook is smirking. Gains don’t let him have enough of a chance to smile for long before getting in series of kicks and then go into trying to get him up and do a snap suplex onto the ringside floor! Gaines continues is assault grabbing Rook by the head, bashing and striking, hitting hard with fists and elbows before maneuvering his opponent towards the announcers’ table and put him on it! A few more strikes to the face of his opponent to make sure that he will stay there for what comes next. He then climbs on the table then senton’s himself over Rook! The table shakes but doesn’t break thank God!! What is going to happen next? Uh Oh. Gaines is climbing on the top turnbuckle of the nearest corner moving into a crouched position! What is he going to do? He is going for a Shooting Star Press BUT ROOK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! GAINES CRASHES THROUGH OUR TABLE WHICH EXPLODES INTO PIECES!!! Gaines went for high risk and he paid a higher price!! HE LOOKS OUT! Is it done for him? Will he be able to recover? Who knows! Lisa in the meantime is slowly getting back in the ring and Rook notices it then slides into the ring. Moving behind her he is throwing an double axe handle slam to the high upper back making her stay on her knees before he tries to strike at her with lunchbox sized hands! He then suddenly wraps an arm around Lisa’s neck and forces her to the ground! He is going for a sleeper hold! He looks to be putting enough pressure in to pop her head clean off poor girl!! She looks about to pass out and the referee raises her arm once and it falls down limp!

Official: ONE!

Stew-O: He goes for it again! Lisa’s arm falls once more!

Official: TWO!!

Stew-O: Will her arm fall a third time? Will this be the end of the match??



… ??

Stew-O: NO!!! LISA IS STILL IN THIS!!! HOW IS SHE ABLE TO MUSTER THE STRENGHT?? SHE IS HULKING HER WAY INTO GETTING TO HER KNEES AND BEGINS TO SHAKE ROOK OFF WITH SOME FISTS AND ELBOWS AND SHE MANAGED TO GET FREE!! She bounces off the ropes and shoulder tackles the bigger man who staggers but is still on his feet! She bounces again and goes for a clothesline with the same results! She tries a third time, crossbody this time BUT ROOK CATCHES HER!! SHE GETS SHAKEN LIKE A RAGGED DOLL BEFORE SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BACK SLAM! He is yelling at her to get up, she tries hard slowly doing so but he helps her to her feet then Irish Whips her before going for a big boot BUT Lisa counters it with a dropkick to the supporting knee of Rook who crumbles down like a dead tree!

Jake Mercer: This might be her chance!!

Stew-O: She quickly goes for a running facebuster as Rook is moving to his knees! What impact! He is moving to get up again and she drills him down with her patented DDT finisher!!! Will it be enough??

Jake Mercer: Cover!

Official: One! TWO!! THR-

Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Ryan Rook!!!

Stew-O: So CLOSE!! But she doesn’t wait to go on the attack! Lisa goes for the Bridging Double Chickenwing!!! Her patented submission move!! She is atop of Rook who’s arms are flailing! Will he tap??? Rook is flat on his back with his arms crooked above him with Ren atop of

Jake Mercer: LOOK!!

Stew-O: Ryan is trying to move to a prone position, Lisa has no choice but to follow. Rook moves forward with his legs with his face on the mat and wren ends up on his back!!! HE KEELS UP WITH WREN UPSIDE DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE LOCKED HER THERE WITH HIS ARMS!! HE IS ON HIS FEET!! MODIFIED BRAINBUSTER AS HE JUMPS AND SITS DOWN WITH FORCE!! WREN CRASHED DOWN HARD!! This is an opportunity for Rook!! He gets Wren up, slowly turns her while grabbing her by the neck and BRINGS HER DOWN WITH THE CHECKMATE!! HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER ON LISA WREN!!

Jake Mercer: This one’s over! Rook with the cover!!

Official: One! TWO!!

Flannery McCoy: WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!!??!

Jake Mercer: WHERE DID HE COME FROM???

Stew-O: KOREY GAINES OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE SKY LANDED ATOP OF ROOM WITH THE OKIE DOKIE!! THE 450 SPLASH SQUASHES BOTH WREN AND ROOK WHO HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT GAINES!!!

Jake Mercer: Gaines With The Cover On Rook!!!

Official: One! TWO!! THREE!!!

( Ding Ding Ding! )

( ‘Missio’ by Middle Fingers plays over the PA system as Gaines yells in satisfaction just before the official raises his arm up to confirm the win! )

Stephie Love: Here is your winner: KOREEEEYY GAIIIINES!!!!

Jake Mercer: What a turn of event did we even notice Gaines getting up the top turnbuckle??

Flannery McCoy: Nobody noticed him since he crashed through the table! Big mistake!

(Dynasty transitions to a package showing highlights of EAW’s E3 Expo watch party featuring elitists such as Xander Payne, Bronson Daniels, Jake Smith, Drake King, and more)

(Mr. DEDEDE stars in a Bigen commercial)

(Impact stars in a Marlboro Light commercial)

(We cut back to the ring where we see the incomparable Stephie Love standing in the squared circle.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: God, I’ve missed that. AND IT IS A TAG TEAM MATCH!

(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G begins play. The crowd gets loud as out walks Jon Kelton as he poses on the stage. A mixed reaction is what he receives as he steps off the stage and down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: On his way to the ring…hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…weighing in at 225 pounds…THE CHOSEN ONE…JON KELTON!!!

Stew-O: This young man rejoined EAW less than one month ago but he looks extremely comfortable under these bright lights tonight!

Jake Mercer: The road to Pain for Pride has a lot of people on it and I know for a fact that this young man would love nothing more than be on that very road. One of his dreams is to main event Pain for Pride someday.

Flannery McCoy: Well, it won’t be this season but maybe next year could be his.

(Kelton begins climbing into the ring as his music fades out. ‘Paranoid’ by Prevail begins to play as out walks the confident SKA. SKA has his arms wide as he gives point to his partner with a subtle nod before beginning his walk down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS PARTNER…hailing from Rotterdam, Finland…weighing in at 253 pounds…THE NORDIC JUGGERNAUT…S…K…AAAAA!!!

(SKA begins walking down the ramp as he nods his head to his theme music.)

Stew-O: Another fellow that took a break from EAW and has returned with a new outlook on life. The savvy businessman is here to take over and out do his previous run tenfold.

Jake Mercer: SKA, not to be confused with SK, this guy isn’t even close to thinking about suicide, kids!

Flannery McCoy: I guess that’s a bar.

Jake Mercer: Oh yeah!

(SKA slides in the bottom rope as he walks to the corner where Kelton is already standing. “Monsters” by Shinedown begins to blasts out the speakers as everyone’s attention turns to the stage. Out steps Jason McKormick and Christian DeMarco as Stephie Love begins to speak.)

Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! Hailing from Jackson, Michigan and Apple Valley, Minnesota…weighing in at a combined weight of 451 pounds…THEY ARE JASON MCKORMICK AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO…THE LOSER’S UNION!

(Jason and Christian point from the stage to the ring as they mock their opponents loudly. Jason begins walking down the ramp first as Christian casually marches behind him)

Stew-O: The Losers Union is a team with hopes of turning their team name into a mirage as they look to pick up a big win here against SKA and Kelton.

Flannery McCoy: Jason McKormick is another man who has come and gone in EAW many times but he always shows flashes of brilliance and is the reason why he’s welcomed back every time he leaves.

Jake Mercer: Jason actually left to go raise a group of orphans in San Juan, New Mexico and has returned to help pay for their higher education aspirations. He is far from a loser, he is a hero!

(The Loser’s Union reach the ring as Jason McKormick slides in and Christian hops on the ring apron. SKA and Jon stare at each other before deciding Kelton would start the match off. SKA exits the ring as the music playing fades out and the referee calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING!)

Stew-O: The match starts off hot as Jason McKormick and Jon Kelton begin circling the ring. Jason locks up with Jon as Jon twists his opponent around into a hammerlock. Jason uses the power in his legs to back Jon all the way to the turnbuckle as he bounces off him and gets free. Jason turns around and begins punching Jon but Jon blocks it and counters with a solid forearm to the chin of McKormick. Jason backs up and now they stand in the center of the ring. Jon rushes Jason but Jason ducks and catches his opponent with a European uppercut. Kelton is rocked but he retaliates quickly with a European uppercut of his own. Jason takes it but comes back with a running forearm-

Jake Mercer: NO! Jon Kelton ducks and avoids it! Kelton turns to see Jason McKormick and rushes him. Kelton grabs Jason by the back of the neck and turns him around. KICK TO THE GUT…TWIST OF FATE BY KELTON!

Flannery McCoy: NO! Jason McKormick counters out of the maneuver and shoves Kelton forward. Kelton quickly turns back around and JUMPING KNEE SMASH TO THE FACE BY JASON MCKORMICK!

Jake Mercer: That knee rocks Kelton as he flails and staggered backwards. Kelton leans all the way back until

*TAG*

SKA: I got it from here, damn.

Stew-O: SKA tags in for Kelton as Kelton stares at him confused. SKA gives his partner a thumb before tilting his head and motioning for Kelton to leave. Kelton slowly exits the ring as SKA approaches Mckormick. Jason lunges at SKA but SKA HITS HIM WITH A SOLID ARMDRAG!

Jake Mercer: A JAPANESE ARM DRAG! POK FYE RYE!

Flannery McCoy: That’s racist. Jason rolls on the mat trying to avoid the harm put his way but as he gets up is caught by

Jake Mercer: Me so sowwy! ME NO RACIST!

Flannery McCoy: We are trying to call a match, Jake! Anyway, Jason gets up but BAM! STO BY SKA AS JASON LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK! SKA hooks the leg for the cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Stew-O: Too early for that as McKormick manages to kick out of the pin attempt. SKA lifts Jason off the ground, dragging him to his feet, SCOOPING HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM BY SKA FLATTENS JASON AGAIN! SKA stands right up as he walks over to his partner.

SKA off mic: Now THAT’S how you do it!

Jon Kelton: …Ok, whatever.

Flannery McCoy: SKA coming off a little arrogant but confidence isn’t anything this man is short of.

Jake Mercer: I think he’s just trying to give his partner pointers. Who knows where SKA and Kelton could go if they win tonight and stick together as a tag team. SKA helps Jason Mckormick to his feet and WAIT! JASON PULLS SKA TO THE GROUND AND HAS THE SCHOOLBOY LOCKED IN! COVER BY JASON!

Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!

TWWWWW-

NO!!!

KICK OUT!

Stew-O: Jason almost snuck a fast one past SKA but SKA powered out. SKA quickly gets to his feet and so does Mckormick as JASON CHARGES SKA AND…NO!!! SKA CATCHES JASON MCKORMICK BY THE WAIST AND SLAPS HIM WITH THAT SIDEWALK SLAM OUT OF NOWHERE! JASON IS ON HIS BACK AGAIN AS SKA SHAKES OFF SHOCK OF ALMOST BEING PINNED BY JASON’S SCHOOL BOY COUNTEE!

Jake Mercer: Kelton is staring at his partner and shrugging his shoulders.

Jon Kelton off mic: So that’s how it’s done? Almost getting school boy pinned?

SKA off mic: Look, I’m just trying to teach you the Respec ways, man.

Jon Kelton off mic: You need to respec-fully pay attention. Turn around!

Stew-O: SKA and Kelton have words but as they chatter, Jason crawls off the mat and lunges towards his own partner.

*TAG*

Flannery McCoy: Christian DeMarco is the legal man as SKA tries to get off the ground quickly. DROPKICK BY CHRISTIAN DEMARCO SENDS SKA BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jason Mckormick off mic: GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE, CHRISTIAN!

Jake Mercer: Jason cheers on his Loser Union brother as Christian DeMarco stalks SKA.

Christian DeMarco off mic: Get up, c’mon!

Stew-O: DeMarco begs SKA to get to his feet as Kelton begs for his partner to tag him in. SKA sees Kelton but waves him off. SKA gets up and turns to see a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHRISTIAN DEMARCO! SKA is back down as Kelton shakes his head. Christian grabs SKA by the neck and gets him off the mat. Christian sizes up SKA as SKA stands dizzy in the center of the ring. DeMarco runs to the ropes, goes bouncing off, speeds right back to the back of SKA and NORTHERN LARIAT! SKA GETS ROCKED WITH A STIFF LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HE DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS STOMACH!

Flannery McCoy: Christian has him and he rolls him off his gut, on to his, hooks both legs, and goes for the cover!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Flannery McCoy: SKA FIGHTS OUT OF IT! The toughness of this guy is on display but he desperately needs to tag his partner in. Christian and Jason know this and they begin calling out moves. Christian nods to his partner, grabs SKA by the foot, and begins dragging him towards Jason Mckormick.

Jake Mercer: SKA is not a cruiserweight, that’s a lot of man meat being pulled as Jason and Christian extend hands and

*TAG*

Stew-O: WAIT! AS THEY TAG, SKA BREAKS FREE! SKA rushes across the ring, LEAPS, AND

*TAG*

Jake Mercer: In returns Kelton! Kelton stares at his partner rolling onto the apron. SKA attempts to catch his breath as Kelton slowly gets in the ring. It’s back to the beginning as McKormick and Kelton are meeting back to to fight. Jason charges for the European uppercut but Kelton dodges it. Kelton delivers a STIFF CHOP TO JASON’S CHEST AS JASON IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD! KICK TO THE GUT BY KELTON! KELTON GRABS JASON MCKORMICK…TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS AS JASON IS DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Kelton gets back to his feet, turning to his partner SKA, cracking a smile as SKA cheers him on. Kelton turns, runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, SOMERSAULTS IN MID AIR…LIONSAULT ONTO JASON MCK-NO!! JASON GETS HIS KNEES UP AS KELTON SMASHES INTO THEM STOMACH FIRST! KELTON ROLLS ON THE GROUND AS JASON SLOWLY GETS OFF THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Savvy counter by Jason, Kelton could have ended things with that LIONSAULT but he didn’t get any of it. Jason gets up, Kelton gets up but is holding his stomach. McKormick chops away at Kelton. KELTON RESPONDS WITH A CHOP OF HIS OWN! JASON WINDS UP AND CHOPS JON HARDER…KELTON COCKS BACK AND PUNCHES JASON IN THE MOUTH AS JASON SPINS AROUND AND COVERS HIS FACE!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! JASON IS PLAYING POSSUM! HE STEPS BACK…THE LEGACY!!! SUPERKICK BY JASON MCKORMICK TO JON KELTON AS JON GOES FLYING BACKWARDS TOWARDS HIS OWN PARTNER…

*TAG*

Stew-O: SKA SEES HIS PARTNER IS IN TROUBLE AND TAGS HIM AS HE LANDS BACKWARDS, BOUNCES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND COLLAPSES TO THE MAT IN THE CORNEE! SKA checks on Kelton as Jason Mckormick and Christian DeMarco stare at him and dare him to fight. SKA helps Kelton onto the apron as Jon is seen barely conscious, holding his jaw and trying to put it back in place.

Flannery McCoy: SKA enters the ring as he sees Jason smiling at him and Christian points and laughs at Kelton. SKA CHARGES! Jason throws a running forearm but DUCKED BY SKA! SKA RUNS TO THE ROPES, BOUNCES, AND LEAPS IN THE AIR AS JASON TURNS…DETONATOR DROPKICK! THE DROPKICK CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF JASON MCKORMICK! Kelton is seated on apron, peeking into the ring as SKA quickly gets Jason Mckormick off the ground and wraps his arms around his waist from behind…

Stew-O: Jason tries to break free but SKA drives him chest first into a turnbuckle corner tag and then ROLLS BOTH HIMSELF AND MCKORMICK ON THE MAT…GETS BOTH MEN BACK TO THEIR FEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING…FINNISH SUPLEX CONNECTS! SKA’S SIGNATURE GERMAN SUPLEX HITS AS HE BRIDGES IT AND GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee:…

SKA off mic: COUNT!

Referee: HE IS NOT THE LEGAL MAN!

Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE WAVES OFF THE PIN AS CHRISTIAN DEMARCO LEAPS FROM THE APRON TO THE TOP ROPE! CHRISTIAN BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE, TWISTS IN THE AIR…PANIC ATTACK!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! CHRISTIAN TAGGED JASON DURING THAT FINNISH SUPLEX, WENT FOR HIS SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT…BUT MISSES SKA AND LANDS ON JASON MCKORMICK AS SKA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY SOMEHOW! SKA ROLLS ON THE MAT AS HE STARES AT BOTH JASON AND CHRISTIAN ON THE GROUND! Jon Kelton looks back into the ring as he steps off the apron and stands at the ring side area watching SKA inside it. SKA sees both members of the Losers Union begin to get up as Kelton begins circling ring side fiddling with his jaw.

Stew-O: Jon is acting as if his jaw is broken but he seems to be moving it just fine. Losers Union stands as SKA rushes them both…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! SKA drops both men down as he quickly grabs Jason Mckormick off the mat, he lifts him up and INVERTED SUPLEX SLAM! SKA is on fire as he turns to see Jason roll on the mat and out of the ring and Christian rolling to a corner of the ring into a seat position. SKA points right at him, gains speed, charges and IED!! RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK CATCHES CHRISTIAN DEMARCO! SKA gets off the mat as Kelton peeks back in the ring.

SKA off mic: C’mon Kelton. Get on the apron, lemme tag you so you can finish these guys off?

Jon Kelton off mic: HMM…I respec-fully…decline!

Stew-O: Wait, what? Kelton is standing ringside waving off his own partner! SKA is looking from inside the ring to the outside utterly confused! Kelton is slowly backing away from the ring, still holding his jaw, making clear emphasis that he is not helping SKA out!

Flannery McCoy: SKA looks shocked but he shakes his head and turns to see JASON MCKORMICK! THE ILLEGAL MAN IS BACK IN THE RING AND THE LEGACY KICK CONNECTS-NO! SKA! SKA CATCHES JASON’S FOOT AS…CHOP BLOCK! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IS THE LEGAL MAN AND HE CUTS THE WHEELS OFF FROM UNDER SKA! SKA DROPS TO BOTH KNEES AS Jason and Christian get to their feet…

Christian DeMarco off mic: YOU READY?!

Jason McKormick off mic: OH YEAH!

Stew-O: GOING ON STRIKE! DOUBLE PERSON SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF SKA! THE LOSERS UNION LAND THEIR FINISHING MANUEVER ON A DEFENSELESS AND SOLO SKA AS SKA LEANS BACK AND COLLAPES TO THE GROUND! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HOOKS THE LEG AS JON KELTON SLOWLY WALKS UP THE RAMP!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS…JASON MCKORMICK…CHRISTIAN DEMARCO…THE LOSERS UNION!!!

Stew-O: I’m so confused. I’m utterly confused at what Kelton did. He and SKA had a chance to take this match up and he just left SKA high and dry.

Jake Mercer: Kelton seems to be satisfied with himself, as are The Losers Union. I’m sure Kelton had a reason to do what he did but I’m as puzzled as you all are.

Flannery McCoy: Kelton got rocked by that SUPERKICK from Jason McKormick but it was nothing compared to what SKA just had to endure. Credit to The Losers Union, they in fact did NOT live up to their name and actually picked up a solid win as EAW’s newest tag team makes their mark on the highly competitive division.

Stew-O: Kelton has stopped rubbing his jaw as he begins to give a thumbs up back to SKA who is on the ground wondering what happened. Jason and Christian are getting their hands raised as Kelton’s actions raise more questions for SKA to maybe want to find out about!

(The Losers Union is seen in the ring celebrating as SKA begins to rise from the ring mat. Kelton is seen on stage shaking his head as he stares down at his former partner.)

(Dynasty switches over to a bird’s eye view of the city of Compton, California as the streets are filled with protesters who are speaking out together in solidarity for the Black Lives Matter movement.)

(SCREEN BAR – COMPTON PEACE WALK, JUNE 7, 2020)

(The feed cuts to a fan’s cell phone recording of Serena Bennett walking alongside protesters, her unmistakable signature blue hair in striking contrast to her all Black outfit. The fan approaches Serena with their camera and Serena is seen waving with her mask and sunglasses on, standing next to popular rap artist and fellow Compton native, Kendrick Lamar. The fan is now seen asking both Kendrick and Serena questions. We are unable to clearly hear all the details of the conversation between Serena and the fan, as a voice over begins to play over the amateur footage–)

Serena Bennett: I made it perfectly clear when I came to EAW that everything I did, I did for Compton. I did it for my community. For my people. I understand much better than most exactly how important transparency and representation is for us given the lack of Black folk in the industry. And that’s never changed, despite everything that’s happened this season and at the tail end of Season 12, I knew what my purpose was, I knew I had been given a very precious gift by being given a platform on EAW. As a Black woman in the industry, coming from where I’m from, I know how important it is for me to always be the first person to speak out. To always stand up for what I believe in, regardless of what anybody has to say about it. The receipts are there, I always been about my business and my mission, even though these motherfuckers dare try and say that I’ve been all talk this whole time and never take any action. Say that I’m selfish, that I don’t do shit for my city, that I’m not reaching anybody by being as passionate as I am. Y’all know as well as I do that’s a goddamn lie. I been puttin’ in work, and there’s plenty more to still be done.

(The montage transitions to some b-roll footage of Serena as she is shown on set for an EAW promotional photoshoot, posing enthusiastically for the camera; at a meet-and-greet event, pre-COVID where Serena is hugging and chatting up some of her fans while also signing autographs; shots of Serena as she assists with food drive donations; Serena doing television interviews to bring awareness to the various organizations currently accepting donations; the footage then cuts to Serena who sits against an EAW backdrop. She continues to speak to the camera.)

Serena Bennett: I take so much pride in everything that I do with my career, for my fans, for my family. I gotta keep pushing, keep winning, and keep building my legacy–that’s exactly why my second Pain for Pride match is going to be met with the same exact energy as my first one. Shit, I might just go a lil’ harder just ‘cause. I’d have loved to headline my second Pain for Pride as champion, but there’s more to it than gold. Forever grateful for the opportunity to compete this year, even if I’m sharing the ring with some corny ass bozos, those motherfuckers are still established Elitists, some big names to see my name grouped up with. In some ways, I’m sure a lot of people don’t think I belong in this match, don’t think that I’m worthy enough to share a ring with them–and fuck those people, man, I’m proud to know that I’m one of the hardest hitting bitches in this industry, ain’t a lot of us in this business that can keep up with motherfuckers like Impact, Cage, or even Chris Elite. Talk to me nice.

(Serena smiles into the camera before another montage begins to play of some of Serena’s basic training at the performance center gym; stretching; taking bumps in ring; running on a treadmill; weightlifting; etc. We then transition to watching some of Serena’s greatest moments during in-ring competition: the Empire Extreme Elimination Chamber; performing various submission maneuver finishers; her Grand Rampage victory; her War Games match. Her voiceover continues to play as the montage footage progresses.)

Serena Bennett: That’s right, ya girl is heading into her second Pain for Pride and she finna share the ring with some of EAW’s most highly regarded competition–three Hall-of-Famers, three former World Champions, and I get to step in-between those ropes to show them what I’m about, give ‘em a lil’ razzle dazzle and beat they asses up and down that canvas, give them bozos a run for their fuckin’ money, they’d be foolish to ever doubt me. That’s right, fam, it’s gon’ be me who walks away with that W. I’m in it to win it, I can’t ever quit–there’s far too much riding on me to ever bring a halt to this momentum.

(The final shot before the footage cuts to black is of Serena back at the Compton Peace Walk, speaking motivationally to the fan recording her before continuing to protest.)

(“Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play inside of the performance center arena. The small group of fans in attendance can barely be heard as they hum along to the intro, but their enthusiasm is felt nonetheless. Serena skips out onto the top of the stage with a smile as she walks down to the ring.)

Flannery McCoy: What a touching piece that we just saw, and some strong words from Serena Bennett which I’m sure as directed right at her Pain for Pride opponents scheduled for later this month.

Jake Mercer: Sounds over-confident, performative, and full of exaggerations as usual. Who’s to say that fan video was genuine at all?! What does it matter whether or not Serena went to a protest, what the hell does that have to do with her upcoming Pain for Pride match?!

Stew-O: If you paid attention, Jake, you’d know that it has everything to do with that match, at least according to Serena.

(Serena enters the ring and grabs a microphone from the timekeeper’s area. The small group of fans in attendance cheer Serena on as “Surfin’” dies down and she takes her stance in the center of the ring.)

Serena Bennett: What’s good, mini EAW family?! I didn’t get a chance to say it last week, but it sure as hell feels good to have some fans back in the audience, damn. I’m loving y’alls energy, forreal. It’s just what I need to push me a lil’ closer to securing my second Pain for Pride victory, despite the odds being stacked against me. Like, I get it. I’m small. I’m young. They look at me see some frail ass bitch who won’t be able to hold her own, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s doubt like that which gives all the more reason for me to continue to stay sharp, to keep the vision in mind, to be successful, to go my hardest for the W. Truth be told, even though I already whipped Impact’s ass twice and pinned him at the last Free-Per-View, I’m still lookin’ forward to steppin’ in the ring with him, Cage, and Chris Elite. Just another opportunity to prove myself. I’m sure Bhrissy believes he got the best of me, whatever, but his fucking reckless, immature, spiteful ass might have just done me a favor and he don’t even really know it–

(Suddenly, a loud, blaring alarm sound starts to play in the performance center arena.)

???: HOLD IT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

(Serena turns her attention away from the cameraman standing in the ring and begins to look around the performance center arena for the source of the loud voice. Soon enough, she spots Detective Biggums, Detective Ty, and Detective Asson approaching the ring from the stage as the alarm continues to blare.)

Stew-O: What the–the Bozo Victims Unit?! What are they doing here?

Flannery McCoy: I haven’t the slightest clue, Stew. It’s been a little while since we’ve seen the BVU on Dynasty, as they’re usually featured on Showdown these days alongside Shaker Jones.

Jake Mercer: Well, Chris Elite IS the leader of the BVU, isn’t he?! I’m sure this has everything to do with Serena’s vicious attack on Chris Elite last week, which cost them both a victory against Andre Walker and Kasey Kaos. Maybe the selfish wench is finally getting what’s coming to her.

(The Bozo Victims Unit surround the ring on three sides, each of them hoisting themselves up onto one of the ring aprons and entering the ring. Detective Biggums holds a pair of handcuffs in his hands, while Detective Asson and Detective Ty are seen wearing full riot-gear and are equipped with riot shields. They stand in position to “protect” Detective Biggums as he approaches Serena with a microphone.)

Serena Bennett: Bro, what the actual fuck is goin’ on here? You ain’t see me in the middle of something?

Detective Biggums: Serena Bennett, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Serena Bennett: :skip: Arrest?! Is you serious? What am I even being charged with?

Detective Biggums: You’ve been identified as a dickeater, Serena. We have on record that there are several charges against you for being a dickeater all season, as a matter of fact. Typically, we would issue a citation, but with as much evidence we have against you, we can’t continue to allow a dickeater like you to roam these EAW halls freely. It’s a shame we couldn’t put an end to your crimes sooner.

Serena Bennett: (She laughs.) Yeah, nah, y’all can kiss my ass. And tell Chris Elite to do the fucking same with his bitchass, sending motherfuckers like you to come after me and–arrest me? Like, this can’t be legit, but he got handcuffs and everything. Mike, you think this is funny? Thought your ass would know better. :mjpls:

Detective Biggums: Come on, Serena. Don’t make this difficult.

Serena Bennett: And why the fuck shouldn’t I?

Detective Biggums: I know exactly what you’re trying to turn this into, and I’m not about to fall for it, ma’am. I’d appreciate it if you didn’t try to turn your blatant disregard for the law regarding dickeatery into a racial issue. This has nothing to do with you being a Black woman, me being a Black man, Ty being a white guy, or Chris Elite’s racial ambiguity. This is neutral ground here. It’s about time you answer to your crimes instead of deflecting.

Serena Bennett: Nah, bro. You being Black has a lot to do with it. You should feel ashamed. Police are killin’ our people right now, and that’s the best you can say? You wanna stay “neutral?” How you neutral and you putting on the uniform of our oppressor like it’s some costume, like it’s a game? Nah, cuz, you either with us or against us. And by parading around the way you are…that’s a full on declaration of war as far as I’m concerned.

Detective Biggums: Serena, look, I get it. I know why this might concern you. You’re the gatekeeper of “Blackness,” right? Ready to attack any and every Black person that doesn’t hate white people enough for you, or any Black person that dares to try and share their own struggles with the world, or any Black person who attempts to critique you and your methods at all. All Black power this and Black power that, but have you ever thought about what happens if you were to combine all that Black power you’re preaching about with some white authority? White power, if you will?

Serena Bennett: :dahell: Say what?

Detective Biggums: This might just be me—but you’re never gonna defeat white supremacy without the support of white people. If not, you’ll only create a world with Black supremacy. And that’s not ideal now, is it? We all need each other. The color of my skin has nothing to do with wanting to enforce the law, protect our community from falling victims to bozos like you everywhere. We have to work together, regardless of color. Equality is the truth! I don’t see color when it comes to bozos, you all dickeat equally, so you will be charged equally.

Serena Bennett: Yeah, this must be a joke, I’ve heard enough, you must be out your goddamn mind. Next thing you know, this clown finna pull out a Trump 2020 bumper sticker and slap it on his big ass pecs. There’s no fuckin’ way you tried to argue Black supremacy with me just now. Never mind that there is no such thing and that there never will be such a thing as Black supremacy, but the fact that you even tried it is mind blowing enough, it don’t make no sense, dawg. And Bhristopher tried to call Cam Newton a coon, does he even know who his fuckin’ BVU is made of? Wearing that uniform and playing the role of a cop for so long that it must’ve finally got to ya, huh? Like we don’t know it’s an all-white party at Big Mike’s house, hm, that’s right, you like white girls more better, I know. Biggums certainly loves them “pawgs” don’tcha? The thick kind. Right? :mjgrin: So in love with your oppressor that you can’t even have some compassion for ya own people. :wow:

Detective Biggums: I’ve heard enough insubordination out of you, Serena—Ty, Asson, DETAIN THIS BOZO!

Flannery McCoy: Oh this doesn’t look good. Detective Biggums has directed the officers of the BVU to go after Serena–Big Mike follows Ty and Asson behind the riot shields–he charges after her quickly with his baton, and–SERENA THINKING QUICKLY GRABS A HOLD OF DETECTIVE TY’S RIOT SHIELD, TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE, AND PULLS TY IN FRONT OF HER!

Stew-O: DETECTIVE BIGGUMS JUST SMASHED TY THE WHITE GUY STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BATON! He’s still standing, and Biggums goes to check on him. But Detective Asson is still standing, she charges straight after Serena with the riot shield–

Jake Mercer: But Serena, again thinking on her feet, ducks and rolls out of the way, causing Asson to charge STRAIGHT into and Detective Ty, knocking the two members of the BVU to the ground!

Flannery McCoy: But Serena doesn’t stop there–Detective Biggums is still up AND he has those handcuffs–he turns around and goes looking for her once again to detain her–AND HE’S MET WITH THE CAPTAIN HOOK! SERENA RUNS STRAIGHT INTO HIM WITH THE UPPERCUT! And that knocks him out cold! Detective Biggums falls flat onto the mat while Serena darts out of the ring beneath the bottom rope!

(Serena starts to laugh as she takes one last look inside of the ring. She smiles proudly at what she’s done as “Surfin’” starts back up in the arena.)

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) FUCK THE POLICE!

Jake Mercer: Y’all think it’s cute for Serena to be resisting arrest like this? :mjpls:

Flanner McCoy: Jake, don’t be silly. The BVU has no legitimate jurisdiction here in EAW, this was clearly a plot orchestrated by Chris Elite to try and get in Serena’s head before their big matchup.

Stew-O: Well, as interesting as it is to watch this little rivalry unfold between Chris and Serena, I can’t wait to see what kind of dynamics will come into play once we throw Cage and Impact in the ring with them! I’m sure there’s a lot on their mind regarding not only Chris’ use of a Gawd Contract to throw this fatal-four-way together, but about Serena’s boastful claim that she will be the woman to walk out of Pain for Pride with the victory.

Flannery McCoy: It’s Pain for Pride Season, Stew. Who knows what could happen next?

(The final shot before the broadcast feed fades out is of the entire Bozo Victims Unit laid out in the ring, slowly recovering from Serena’s defense as “Surfin’” plays throughout the performance center speakers.)

(Commercial for gardening tools starring Visual Prophet, keep your hoes in check)

(The camera pans to the ringside area)

Stew-O: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty. Coming up next we have a HUGE one on one match! The winner of this match might be heading into Pain for Pride with an insane amount of momentum!

(Invincible by Pop Smoke blasts through the sound system as Chris Elite shows up on stage. The crowd reacts strongly to his appearance, some are booing some are cheering but overall you can tell his presence is felt. He walks down the ramp with a sick smile on his face as he is ready to get things going)

Stephie Love: Introducing First… from Brooklyn New York…weighing in at 210 pounds… CHRIS ELITEEEEEE!

Jake Mercer: It’s been a rough season for Chris Elite. Actually, I’d say it’s been a roller coaster. He became a Hall of Famer, he was just inches away from defeating the Gawd himself and now here he is, weeks away from Pain for Pride against one of the toughest Elitists Dynasty has to offer.

Flannery McCoy: Yep! It will be interesting to see if Chris Elite is going to find a way to wind this match and walk into that huge fatal four way with momentum by his side! Let’s see!

(Chris Elites theme fades out as Smoke and Drive by Machine Gun Kelly plays up and Justin Windgate shows up on stage. The Xtreme Classic receives a strong reception from the fans in attendance as he walks down the ramp)

Stephie Love: and his opponent, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds… JUSTIN WINDGATEEEE!!

Jake Mercer: Lame! Get this idiot out of my face!

Flannery McCoy: Oh shut up, Jake! Justin Windgate is going into Pain for Pride to win the Cash in the Vault ladder match and the match he had last week against SOSA was a clear indication of how much that contract means to him!

Stew-O: That May or May not be the case, but tonight Justin Windgate has to focus on his actual opponent. The Cash in the Vault can wait. But right now he is facing a Hall of Famer in Chris Elite and he has to do things right! He can’t afford a misstep now!

(Justin Windgate slides inside the ring as the referee signals the timekeeper to get this match underway)

(DING DING DING)

Stew-O: And the match is underway! These two Elitists are not wasting any time and they are immediately going at each other in the middle of the ring! Harsh words have been spit out earlier this week and it looks like they are going to keep that same level of intensity in the ring as well. Chris Elite appears to have the upper hand in the early exchange and he is forcing Justin Windgate to recreate in the corner, the referee gets in the way but the EAW Hall of Famer doesn’t want to let up! Straight shots to the face of Justin Windgate as the former New Breed Champion tries his best to parry the blows but to no avail. Justin Windgate stumbles back to the middle of the ring and Chris catches him, wraps his arms around him and he just tosses him to the other side of the ring with an impressive Belly to Belly Suplex! The Xtreme Classic rolls out of the ring to catch an early breather as Chris Elite is taunting!

Jake Mercer: That’s right, Chris! Teach that pothead some manners! Impressive show of strength and determination from Chris in the early stages of the match. He is now showing off in front of the small crowd in attendance with little to no care as to what Justin Windgate is doing at ringside. And why should he care anyways? Chris has everything under control… SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY JUSTIN WINDGATE AS CHRIS ELITE WAS DISTRACTED! WINDGATE JUT FLATTENED HIM WITH A SPEAR AND HE IS NOW GOING FOR AN EARLY COVER, IS HE GOING TO STEAL ONE HERE?!

ONEEEE

TWOOOOOO

Flannery McCoy: And a Kickout by Chris Elite! Never, ever underestimate a former Champion like Justin Windgate! It looks like Elite just paid the price for his insolence. Justin Windgate must make the most out of this break as he presses on the advantage, straight chop to the chest of Chris Elite as the Hall of Famer is now staggering to his feet. Justin Windgate runs to the ropes and tries to follow up with a Hurricanrana but Chris Elite side steps him and gets out of the way… JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE SUPERKICK! NO WAIT! CHRIS ELITE WENT FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE SAME EXACT MOMENT! BOTH MEN FAILED TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH THEIR KICKS AND THEY ARE BOTH NOW STARING AT EACH OTHER IN DISBELIEF!

Stew-O: This is the prime example of how evenly matched these two guys are… oh boy, look at this! Chris Elite has no respect for the Xtreme Classic as he shows him the middle finger! But hey, Justin Windgate is returning in kind! There’s a middle finger for Chris Elite too! Chris Elite is irate and he charges in, but Justin ducks under at the very last moment as he avoid the clothesline… PELE KICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! CHRIS ELITE GOT KNOCKED OUT COLD, JUSTIN WITH THE COVER….

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOO

THR———

Jake Mercer: Kickout Chris! YES! Thank goodness, I’d hate to see that idiot win. Chris Elite is now crawling towards the ropes as the referee stands between him and Justin Windgate preventing the Xtreme Classic to follow up. Chris Elite is back to his feet and… OOF WHAT A SUPERKICK BY CHRIS ELITE! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY! Justin Windgate falls on his back, right in the middle of the ring as Chris Elite doesn’t want to let up and he immediately presses on the advantage with his signature Standing Shooting Star Press.. KNEES UP! JUSTIN WINDGATE GOT HIS KNEES UP AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT AND IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS ELITE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT HURT IN THAT EXCHANGE! CHRIS ELITE IS NOW ON HIS KNEES, TRYING TO RECOVER… GROUNDED SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE GOT HIM THIS TIME AROUND!

Stew-O: Justin Windgate just knocked Chris Elite out yet again! It this time around he is not able to follow up with the cover as Chris smartly rolls out of the ring to create some separation between him and Justin. His opponent doesn’t seem phased by this move though as he runs to the ropes and leaps over the top rope… ROLLING SENTON! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST FLEW OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE HAS NAILED CHRIS ELITE WITH A SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE! THE SOCIAL DISTANCED CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!

Flannery McCoy: No time to catch their breath, Justin Windgate has already thrown Chris Elite in the middle of the ring but he is not following him inside the squared circle, instead he is now climbing the top turnbuckle from the apron. Justin Windgate is waiting for Chris Elite to get back to his feet, he is waiting for him to be in the perfect position… JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE CROSS BODY…. NO! CHRIS ELITE POWERS THROUGH AND HE STANDS BACK UP HOLDING JUSTIN WINDGATE UP! SIT OUT POWERSLAM BY CHRIS ELITE, JUSTIN WINDGATE MIGHT BE OUT FOR GOOD HERE…

ONEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

THREE———

Stew-O: And a Kickout by Windgate! Wow! What a combination there! The Xtreme Classic survives the hit but Chris Elite doesn’t want to let up as he stalks Windgate, waiting for him to get back up! Justin Windgate is stumbling back to his feet, he doesn’t even know where he is right now as Elite charges in… BYCICLE KNEE… NOPE, JUSTIN GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, HE SIDE STEPPED HIM AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT, ENZIGURI KICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE AS CHRIS ELITE FALLS TO THE MAT HARD! OH NO, HE IS IN PERFECT POSITION! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS NOW SMOKING HIS IMAGINARY BLUNTS, WE ALL KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT… ROLLING THUNDER! HE CALLS THAT THE SMOKE BOMB, I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT…

ONEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEE

Jake Mercer: Chris Elite has his foot on the rope! Thankfully this time around the referee was smart enough to notice and he breaks the count just in time! Justin Windgate is in disbelief as he argues with the referee now?! What a despicable display but what can you expect from someone who is a proud Marijuana smoker! Chris Elite is now on the apron but I’m not sure he even knows where he is or how he arrived there. All he knows is that the apron is a very dangerous position to be in when you are facing Windgate.

Stew-O: Yeah, you can say that! Windgate notices Elite is in perfect position for his apron DDT as he charges in… JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE HAIL MARY… NOOOOOO! NO WAY, CHRIS ELITE JUST HELD ON TO THE ROPE AS HE SENT JUSTIN WINDGATE CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! WINDGATE WAS JUST PLANTED FACE FIRST ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, BUT ELITE IS NOT EVEN DONE YET! CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY HOPS OFF THE APRON, LOCKS THE ARM BEHIND JUSTIN WINDGATE’S BACK… HAMMERLOCK DDT ON THE FLOOR! THE CROWD IS IN SHOCK AS CHRIS ELITE PLANTS JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH HIS SIGNATURE FACE VALUE! AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE PACE OF THIS MATCH HAS COMPLETELY SHIFTED, CHRIS IS NOW IN FULL CONTROL AS HE PULLS WINDGATE BACK INSIDE AND CRAWLS INTO THE COVER…..

ONEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

THREEE———

Flannery McCoy: And a Kickout! Justin Windgate is STILL in this match! Can you believe it?! I sure can’t. Chris Elite signals that now it’s the time to end this, he wants to put this match away for good and he wants to do it with his Superkick! The Superkick he calls Box Office Smash! Justin Windgate is still stunned but he is back on his feet, the perfect position… Chris Elite goes for the it… NO! JUSTIN WINDGATE DUCKED UNDERNEATH AND HE CATCHED ELITE WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, BUT IT IS NOT OVER YET! WINDGATE CATCHES CHRIS ELITE BEFORE HE FALLS TO THE MAT AND RUNS TO THE CORNER, HE CLIMBS IT AND…. THE RUN IT UP CONNECTS! SLICED BREAD, JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE!

Stew-O: Windgate isn’t going for the cover though, that’s a smart move from the Xtreme Classic! He knows Elite is wounded and he has to bring out the big guns now! Justin Windgate climbs to the top turnbuckle, Christ Elite is still stunned… Justin Windgate again smoking a couple of imaginary blunts, maybe this waste of time is going to cost him? JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT CHRIS ELITE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! NOBODYS HOME AS WINDGATE CRASHES TO MAT HARD, HE IMMEDIATELY GETS ON HIS KNEES AS HE IS SCREAMING IN AGONY…. OPEN YA MATAAAAAAA! THE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, I THINK ELITE JUST KILLED WINDGATE THERE, THIS IS IT GUYS…

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

THRREEEEEEE

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Justin Windgate, are you kidding me?! Ref, that was it! Come on! I cannot believe Windgate somehow found a way to survive, but LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE, HE IMMEDIATELY LOCKED JUSTIN WINDGATE IN THE RANSOM, THE RANSOM IS LOCKED IN AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! INCREDIBLY TOUGH PREDICAMENT HERE FOR THE XTREME CLASSIC JUSTIN WINDGATE AS HE IS STILL STUNNED BY THE OPEN YA MATA AND HE MUST NOW FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE RANSOM! CHRIS ELITE HAS HIM LOCKED IN TIGHT, THE REFEREE IS ASKING WINDGATE BUT HE WANTS TO CONTINUE AND HE SAYS YES!

Stew-O: Justin Windgate with the heart and determination of a Champion as he rolls Chris Elite to his side and creates some separation between him and his opponent… YES! JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS SOMEHOW ESCAPED THE RANSOM BUT THE DAMAGE MIGHT ALREADY HAVE BEEN DONE… NO WAIT, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS BACK TO HIS FEET, CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK AGAIN BUT JUSTIN SIDE STEPS HIM…. NOOOOOOOO! CHRIS ELITE HAS JUST KILLED THE REFEREE.?!?!

Flannery McCoy: High drama here on Voltage as the referee has been taken out! Chris Elite is confused as he is shaking the referee, hoping he can get him back… JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A BULLDOG NAILS CHRIS ELITE AS ELITE HAD HIS BACK TURNED, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABOUT TO USE HIS OPPORTUNITY AND BRING THIS ONE HOME! THE REFEREE IS DOWN BUT CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN TOO, JUSTIN WINDGATE CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE LIGHTING QUICK AND HE IS ABOUT TO HIT THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS….. NO WAIT A MINUTE!

Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE! SOSA HENDERSON JUST THREW JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF THE TOP ROPE AS THE XTREME CLASSIC CRASHES TO THE MAT HARD! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! CHRIS ELITE PICKS HIM AND… BOX OFFICE SMASH, HE JUST KILLED JUSTIN WINDGATE AND HE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER…. THE REFEREE CRAWLS NEAR THE TWO MEN AND HE STARTS THE COUNT…NOT THIS WAY!

ONEEEEEE

TWOOOOO

THREEEEEE

(DING DING DING)

(Invincible by Pop Smoke plays up yet again as Chris Elite gets up. The referee is still knocked out and SOSA Henderson is looking on at ringside with a sick smile on his face)

Stephie Love: And here’s your winner… CHRIS ELITE!

Stew-O: Damn! That was an epic match! Thanks SOSA! You just had to ruin everything!

Jake Mercer: Thank you SOSA for real! He made sure Justin Windgate took a fat L tonight. That pothead needs to get used to taking Ls because it’s exactly what’s going to happen at Pain For Pride too! Just wait and see!

Flannery McCoy: Either way, impressive display from both of these guys here tonight! They really gave it their all! That was impressive! I can’t wait for Pain for Pride now!

(The camera zooms in on SOSA as he walks up the ramp. The feed then cuts to a commercial)

(The camera cuts to a commercial for the latest issue of the EAW manga. Will Rex-senpai finally notice Raven-chan? And what about the dark hidden power that Cage has discovered after the death of his parents on the Octopus planet? Meanwhile… who is the hidden member of the dark society of the Covenant? What sinister deeds do they have planned for our heroes? Find out next time on Elite Anime Wrestling!!!)​

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a Cash in the Vault…

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stephie Love: PREVIEW MATCH!

Crowd: O

Stephie Love: And it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Kent, United Kingdom weighing in at 130 pounds she is “The Dropkick Darling” DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRCY MAY MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGAN!!!

(Darcy May Morgan comes out as the thirsty fans behind the glass barricade cry as they cannot reach out to their beloved Darcy. Other fans are shown booing her and mocking the desperate nerds who want her.)

Jake Mercer: I can’t blame these fans! I love me some Darcy!!!

Flannery McCoy: Calm down Jake. You know that you aren’t even in her league right?

Jake Mercer: We will see about that Flannery!

Stew-O: Settle down you two. Darcy May Morgan has declared herself a queen without a crown. But she is looking to change that by crowning herself as the winner of the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match!

Flannery McCoy: As much as I might not want to admit it she might be the favorite to win of that match. But her opponent is out to change that real quick this week…

(“Love Sosa” by Chief Keef blasts across the speaker system.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Hollywood, California weighing in at 191 pounds he is “BULLETPROOF” SOSAAAAAAAAA HENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSON!!!!!

(SOSA Henderson makes his way out to the ring as the paparazzi desperately tries to get his picture thru the glass barriers.)

Jake Mercer: Get them pics in Flannery! SOSA is a superstar!

Flannery McCoy: I think we have enough footage of him on the EAW Network as it is.

Jake Mercer: You are missing out on capturing history! This could be one of the last times we see SOSA before he is the World Heavyweight Champion!

Stew-O: Don’t get too far ahead of yourself Jake! SOSA not only has to win Cash in the Vault… but he has to successfully cash it in too! Not to mention he has a tough fight in store for him tonight. Darcy may be looking to drop his ass before he even makes it to Pain for Pride!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: The referee lecturing both competitors now about how they should have a nice clean matchup. Both seem to be listening very carefully and respectfully. You love to see this kind of sportsmansh-

Flannery McCoy: A CHEAP JAB TO THE FACE BY SOSA HENDERSON TO THE FACE OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! SOSA TAGS DARCY HARD! SOSA grabs Darcy’s head and begins ramming his knee into her face as she desperately tries to back it up into the corner. Darcy bounces back off the ropes as SOSA continues to knee her hard in the skull with his relentless assault right out the gate. KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! SOSA now manhandling as he grabs Darcy by her hair and her top and whips her around in the ring. Darcy tries to swipe his legs but he jumps over them still holding on to her! SOSA whips Darcy around as he tosses her with high speed right into the turnbuckle! Darcy goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle post!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! Darcy dove through missing the turnbuckle post by a couple inches as she falls to the outside of the ring landing on her feet. She stumbles and catches herself on the ring apron as she tries to regain her breath. But SOSA Henderson is coming out of the ring and going after Darcy May Morgan! Darcy stumbles away from SOSA falling back up against the glass barricade. Fans are shown reaching up to the glass in order to support her as SOSA looms from behind with a dangerous smirk on his face. He reaches out and grabs Darcy…

Stew-O: BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN TURNS AROUND AND PUNCHES SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! Darcy firing back now as she fights back against SOSA sending him back as he was seemingly caught off guard by her sudden resurgence. SOSA fires a shot… buy Darcy no sells it! Darcy going in with a pummel on SOSA! She beating him like she just walked in on him with his side ho! Darcy raking the eyes of SOSA before grabbing him by the hair! She throws him face first into the turnbuckle post! But SOSA fires back with a hard blow right to the chest of Darcy! Took the wind right out of her! SOSA with a spinning kick catches Darcy on the side of her head. SOSA with some martial arts strikes to her midsection rocking Darcy back as he seeks to maintain control here in this matchup. Darcy rocked back up against the barricade again as SOSA grabs her head and hair in a tightly closed fist. He yanks up on it! He drags Darcy out as he is looking to slam her right into the turnbuckle post! Giving her a taste of her own medicine!

Flannery McCoy: But SOSA Henderson spins all the way around with Darcy May Morgan’s hair in hand! He slams her face first into the glass barricade instead! That glass not going to shatter tho! Don’t worry folks! We here at EAW care and will do all we can to socially distance you from these disgusting COVID infested wrestlers like Darcy!

Jake Mercer: Ay yo hold up. Darcy May Morgan is a goddess. She would never let herself contract COVID or any other illness!

Stew-O: Anyway… Darcy may be contracting a concussion soon as SOSA Henderson rams her face first into the barricade! She stays on her feet as SOSA stalks Miss DMM and grabs her head again… slamming her face first right in front of us out here at the announce table! Man they spilled my green tea!

Jake Mercer: That green tea has spilled everywhere and it looks like Flannery pissed her pants. That is disgusting Flannery. Have some self respect.

Flannery McCoy: You literally saw it spill right… Anyway Darcy May Morgan bounced off the Spanish commentary table too! They spilled Enrique’s Modelo all over him! Why don’t you mention that Jake?

Jake Mercer: There’s another commentary table? :eek:h: There are other languages? :eek:h:

Stew-O: Back to the action… as Darcy May Morgan swings wildly going for SOSA Henderson’s head! But he ducks it! He grabs her by the throat… and tosses her hard back first into the steel steps! The steel steps break apart from the force and spill out across ringside! The referee should probably have counted both of these competitors out by now but doesn’t seem to be doing his job. You hate to see it. You also hate to see Darcy being completely destroyed as SOSA is shown posing for the cameras. Time for a photo shoot! But he turns back around and sees Darcy crawling back towards him over the steel ring steps. He clenches his teeth as he makes his way back towards her lifting her right back up. He grabs her by the hair… and whips her all the way around throwing her legs right into the turnbuckle! Darcy letting out a high pitched shriek as she collides with that unforgiving steel!

Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson pulling Darcy May Morgan back up as he slams her head into the apron. The hardest part of the ring. He tosses Darcy into the ring and goes for the cover.

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: KICKOUT BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! Darcy in some pain now as she crawls away from SOSA Henderson who reaches down to pull her back up for more punishment. He drops her with a Back Suplex Backbreaker before climbing up to the top rope… SOSA BOMB FROM THE TOP!!! IT CONNECTS! THE COVER! SOSA HAS THIS MATCH DONE AND FINISHED!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Kickout at the last millisecond by Darcy May Morgan! I thought that SOSA Henderson had it won right then and there!!! SOSA now stalking Darcy as he waits for her to get back up. SOSA clutches his fists and tightens them up as he moves in on her in the corner…

Flannery McCoy: BUT DARCY BLASTS OUT THE CORNER!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! That thunderous Spear just took down SOSA!!! Darcy with the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Kickout by SOSA!!! Darcy out of nowhere turning the tide of this match! She kicks away at SOSA keeping him grounded before bouncing off the ropes… Darcy leaps… and drops both knees down across the face of SOSA!!! Bitches may love SOSA but Darcy is proving the exception to the rule!

Stew-O: Don’t talk about Darcy like that!

Flannery McCoy: Nah I’m pretty sure Darcy would be proud to be called that… so we will let him get away with it… for now! Darcy with her arms grabbing around the arm of SOSA and wrenching it back. She pulling on all his muscles bending his arm back behind his head in her grasp. SOSA trying to power out back up to his feet using his other arm to push Darcy away. SOSA back up all the way to his feet he is about to break free! But Darcy just yanks on his arm sending SOSA’s entire body collapsing down to the mat! She goes in grabbing his face and digging her fingernails into the side of his skull. She cuts into him with her nails before grabbing him beneath his chin. Chinlock has been applied! SOSA trying to pry her hands off him as she keeps on squeezing! SOSA straining even harder! So Darcy releases… just to drive her elbow right into the top of his head!

Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan just reapplies the chinlock! Darcy facing SOSA’s face into the camera smiling as she rips into his skin drawing a bit of blood. Darcy showing off her handiwork as she disfigures SOSA on live TV! Darcy quickly releases… and kicks SOSA hard in the back! She then wraps her arms around his neck… Sleeper Hold has been applied! Darcy whispering something into SOSA’s ear now as you just know she is talking all that good shit. But it seems like it is motivating SOSA to fight back! He struggles back up… Hard elbow shot to the gut of Darcy… but Darcy dodges it and shoves SOSA back into the corner of the ring… Darcy charges in with a Clothesline… but she also wraps her arms around SOSA’s neck… she comes running back into the ring… BULLDOG!!! SOSA sitting up in pain as Darcy just takes some hard jabs at him until SOSA collapses face first in the ring!!! Darcy goes for the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: SOSA Henderson kicks out! Darcy May Morgan immediately wraps her arms back around him and applies the Sleeper Hold once more! But SOSA saw it coming and tagged her multiple times in the gut! SOSA fighting back up to his feet now… Hard shot to the face of Darcy sends her flying back into the corner… Here comes SOSA charging in… but Darcy ducks and tosses SOSA up and over the top rope! Darcy now running for it… and a Diving Suicide Dive connects!!! Oh lawd she comin’! Darcy rolls SOSA back into the ring as she goes for the cover once more.

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! SOSA KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY! HE STANDS RIGHT BACK UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED! DARCY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! DARCY BACKING AWAY BUT SOSA GOES IN! STOLE YO BITCH CONNECTS!!! SOSA WITH THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Smoke and Drive (Remix) by Machine Gun Kelly hits!!! The crowd erupts from behind the glass barricades nearly shattering the glass.)

Stew-O: Oh shit! IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?PAJDPSAJPOA

Jake Mercer: The sound waves of his theme song somehow broke up the pinfall!

Flannery McCoy: IT’S JUSTIN WINDGATE!!! HE’S MADE HIS WAY OUT TO THE STAGE!!!

(SOSA Henderson is shown standing up in the ring staring at Justin Windgate on the stage and challenging him to come down and join in the fight.)

Stew-O: BUT WAIT! DARCY FROM BEHIND GOING IN ON SOSA!!! DON’T DISS DARCY CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT WAIT! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST LEAPED INTO THE RING AND HIT THE X-FACTOR LANDING ON BOTH DARCY AND SOSA IN THE RING! SOSA SHOVES JUSTIN AND DARCY OFF HIM AS HE GETS UP AND BEGINS TRADING BLOWS WITH JUSTIN!!! THEY BRAWL LANDING OUTSIDE THE RING! BUT DARCY LEAPS OVER TAKING BOTH OF THEM OUT!!!

Referee: Nah fuck all that!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: The referee has declared this match a NO CONTEST!!!

Jake Mercer: But the crowd is too invested in this fight at ringside to care! Justin Windgate blowing smoke into the face of Darcy May Morgan! But SOSA Henderson just threw the steel steps at Darcy’s head! Justin Windgate now grabbing a Steel Chair and hitting SOSA in the balls! Justin standing tall… but Darcy tripping him so he lands head first on the stairs!!! SOSA looking for something under the ring! He grabs a ladder! He drags it out!!! SOSA in the ring with the ladder as the other two follow him in! SOSA begins spinning with the ladder sending everyone even the referee flying! But SOSA is too dizzy and drops the ladder!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW SPRINGBOARDING INTO THE RING TO DROPKICK THE LADDER INTO SOSA’S FACE!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN NOW PULLING OUT A PINK GLITTER FAN! BUT SECURITY HAS SEEN ENOUGH!!!

(Security begins to swarm the ring breaking Darcy May Morgan, SOSA Henderson, and Justin Windgate apart!)

Stew-O: All hell has broken loose here tonight! What can we expect from Cash in the Vault? This is only THREE of the competitors! I shudder to think of what will happen when they all collide on the grandest stage of them all! There will be no no contests then! ANYTHING GOES!!! I CAN’T WAIT!! IT’S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A SLOBBERKNOCKER BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!

(Security is shown manhandling the three dragging them backstage in handcuffs as they struggle to break free to fight some more.)

(Dynasty returns from commercial break and fades into a live shot of the Webster Bank Arena in Bridgeport, Connecticut. As revealed on Kassidy Heart’s social media account earlier in the day, the Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE, has rented out the entire building for the next two weeks and had it converted into a state of the art training facility for his wife on her road to Pain for Pride. Every piece of work out equipment you can possibly imagine is in the arena now, and several rows of seats have even been removed to allow for a mile long track and wrestling ring to be housed inside as well. Mr. DEDEDE and his personal trainer of close to 14 years, Deric Killingrove, have taken on the challenge of expunging Kassidy of her bad/negative behavior, and getting her physically, mentally, and emotionally ready for Pain for Pride.)

(The National Elite Champion has just completed a vigorous in-ring workout and looks pretty exhausted. It’s been a long day for Kassidy Heart as she towels off her face, wraps it around her neck, and gets some fluids in her. After a moment, she is led over to a blocked off interview area where EAW Fight Grid host, Molly Waters, is positioned. Kassidy doesn’t look interested in doing this interview at all, but nevertheless, she forces a smile on her face. Molly turns to the camera and beams.)

Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty! Right now, I’m live at the Webster Bank Arena where the National Elite Champion, Kassidy Heart, has been diligently training for the last few hours in preparation for her upcoming championship defense at Pain for Pride against her best friend and tag team partner, Sienna Jade! Thank you for joining me, Kassidy.

(Kassidy can’t help but roll her eyes.)

Kassidy Heart: It wasn’t like I had much choice. It was part of the schedule.

Molly Waters: Yes. We spoke to Mr. DEDEDE earlier today and he mentioned that you have been put on a strict training regimen up until the day Pain for Pride starts, that doesn’t differ much from his own training back when he faced Xavier Williams at Pain for Pride 9. How effective do you think this will be for you?

Kassidy Heart: I guess we’ll find out at Pain for Pride, won’t we?

(Molly forces a smile across her face, because it’s clear that this interview with Kassidy is going to be like pulling teeth.)

Molly Waters: How has last week affected your mental preparation for the match? Sienna Jade caught you off guard at the conclusion of your match with Cage and she put you down for what would have been a three count.

Kassidy Hearts: Let’s get something straight before we go any further. There is a big difference between putting me down AFTER a grueling match with Cage, and putting me down during a match to actually score a win and get a championship from me. There’s a reason Raven Roberts used her Cash in the Vault briefcase on me AFTER my match with Kendra Shamez back in Egypt. It’s because she knew I was in another frame of mind and trying to come back down to Earth after mauling someone. Sienna did what Raven did, and good for her. I was fucking pissed, and I didn’t hide that fact. It makes me sick that Sienna was actually able to do something I didn’t think she was capable of doing and that was keep me down long enough to score an upset. It’s been a pretty fucking shitty two weeks for me, especially when you factor in the fact I have literally built my reputation off my own ability to kick out no matter what. Am I regressing? Am I just not as good as I thought I was?

(Kassidy shrugs, and it’s clear she’s frustrated at the moment.)

Kassidy Heart: I have more questions than I have answers at this point because I’m really not sure how everything spiralled out of control so quickly. I’ll never understand why Sienna and Impact felt the need to fuck with my match back at Grand Rampage, but that was the catalyst that set off this entire chain of events and caused me to get my season hijacked. The last thing I ever wanted was to face Sienna Jade at Pain for Pride, and before anyone starts freaking out, it has nothing to do with me believing she’s capable of beating me. She’s not, and she knows it which is why she resorted to such desperate measures last week. But she who laughs last, laughs best, and we know that I’m walking out of Pain for Pride STILL National Elite Champion.

Molly Waters: Is it fair to say that last week you were in ‘Mauler’ mode? You sank your teeth into Cage’s shoulder and desperately tried to knock him out or make him tap, not to mention you destroyed a lot of expensive equipment and caused quite the commotion backstage. Is that something you plan to channel going into Pain for Pride?

Kassidy Heart: I don’t know. I don’t really pick and choose when ‘The Mauler’ decides she wants to come out. She’s an untamed part of me that has a mind of her own. But I do know that I want to defeat Sienna and remain undefeated at Pain for Pride. Even if this match isn’t the one I wanted, or even a dream match of mine, I still want to win and if ‘The Mauler’ decides to help with that, well I can’t really stop whatever’s going to happen as a result of that. Ideally, I don’t want to maul to Sienna. I want to slap the shit out of her and knock some sense into her, and maybe beat her up a little so she doesn’t think she can get away with her condescending remarks towards me and her cowardly attack, but I definitely don’t want to destroy her. Sienna has been through enough. She’s already looked at as a shell of her former self. No one fears her or even respects her, and absolutely ripping her to pieces at Pain for Pride would be putting the final nail in her professional coffin and I don’t want to be responsible for that. I love Sienna Jade. I would like for her to continue her career here and find some of her former glory. I know she has aspirations to be the Universal Women’s Champion, and hopefully after I put her down at Pain for Pride, she will wake up and realize that in order for her to even try and chase a championship, she needs to work on getting better inside the ring, and she can’t do that by continuing to take breaks when the going gets tough. Any more questions? I have more drills to run.

(Molly shakes her head.)

Molly Waters: I have no further questions. Thank you for your time, Kassidy, and good luck in the upcoming weeks.

(Kassidy doesn’t reply. She walks back towards the ring, throws her towel on an empty steel folding chair, and gets inside, prepared to spar despite being tired.)

Molly Waters: Michael, take it away.

(The scene fades out before the camera can record any footage of Kassidy training, and the scene reopens backstage at the Performance Center where Michael Belfort is standing by.)

Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is the woman who will be challenging Kassidy Heart for the National Elite Championship at Pain for Pride… Sienna Jade.

(The camera widens and Sienna is seen standing beside Belfort. Both of them had watched Molly’s interview with Kassidy, and Sienna has a rather disturbed look on her face.)

Sienna Jade: That is honestly so sad.

Michael Belfort: What’s sad, if you don’t mind me asking.

Sienna Jade: I mean, you just watched that entire interview. It’s pretty obvious that Kassi-Poo I know and I love no longer exists. MY Kassidy would never have spent the last few weeks talking down to me and acting like I’m someone who’s suddenly beneath her. I know the naive little orphan I found in REVOLT wouldn’t be so disrespectful, and I KNOW that MY Kassidy never once had this weird, attention seeking split personality called ThE mAuLeR. Like what?

(Sienna shakes her head.)

Sienna Jade: Kassidy clearly needs help and honestly, at this rate, I don’t even think she’s fit to hold a championship. I mean, she’s questioning her own sense of self worth… again, and that’s such an ugly look for someone who’s supposed to represent this company as a champion. Could never be me, because despite what I’ve gone through since coming to EAW, I’ve never questioned my own greatness. I’m unfuckwithable, and one thing that continues to set me apart from every other woman in this company is that I know my win/loss record doesn’t reflect what I’m capable of.

Michael Belfort: Refresh our memories on that, Sienna. What are you capable of?

Sienna Jade: I’m capable of destroying the mentality of my opponents with a single move. I’m capable of ending careers with my own bare hands. I sleep peacefully at night knowing I have everything Kassidy doesn’t. I have a boyfriend who loves me and doesn’t abuse me. I have a Hall of Fame resume and will no doubt be immortalized in the next two years. I have two lengthy and credible world championship reigns that I didn’t need cash-in opportunities for, and perhaps the most important thing I have is the ability to see the bigger picture. People can poke fun at the fact I take breaks when it suits me, but we all have our own methods of self-perseverance. I step back when I need too, so I can come back with a vengeance. One thing I’ll agree with Kassi-Poo on is the fact I never wanted this match. I don’t want to get in the ring with my best friend and humble her. I never wanted my long awaited Pain for Pride moment to come at Kassidy’s expense. I begged her to get the match changed. I tried to force her hand. All she had to do was bat her eyes at her disgusting daddy and suck his tiny little dick for a bit, and I’m sure he would’ve fixed the situation for the both of us. But Kassi-Wassi’s little ego got the better of her. She tried to go about things the noble way and it blew up in her face. She couldn’t get the job done inside the ring when it mattered the most, and worst of all, she struck me down.

(Sienna gave a shrug of her shoulder.)

Sienna Jade: At this point, I’m looking at this match as a blessing in disguise because it’s clear that Kassidy needs a serious reality check, and I’m going to be the only one who can do that for her. When I take the National Elite Championship from her, or The Mauler, or whoever the hell shows up, she is going to be forced to eat her words and remember who she really is and where she came from. She’s going to look at me and see the woman who raised her to be the little killer queen that she is today, and I know she’ll come around. Of course I will allow her to apologize and raise my hand, and we’ll hug it out in the end. No matter what, I will always love Kassidy Heart, and sometimes it’s the ones we love that we’re forced to hurt the most. Pain for Pride isn’t going to be easy for the both of us, but it’s going to be worse for Kassidy because she’s going to find herself on the receiving end of another ‘RDG’ and this time the pin is going to count. One. Two. Three.

(Sienna signals that she is done with this interview and she brushes past Belfort. Belfort shakes his head, and finally looks into the camera.)

Michael Belfort: Back to you Flannery, Jake, and Stew-O!

(Dynasty fades back to the ringside area.)

(Smells like Teen Spirit (Bitch Vig Mix) by Nirvana hits as Cage steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him the loudest pop that they can with 50 people as he has a look of determination on his face. Cage continues to walk down the ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: The following contest is set for!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring!! From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.. Weighing in at 230lbs.. He is EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!! CAGE!!!!

Stew-O: Here is Cage! Cage has spoken out earlier this week and he stated that he acknowledges that Kasey is one of the rising stars of this company. However, that doesn’t stop Cage from using this match as a statement against his opponents at Pain for Pride.

Flannery McCoy: Cage took a loss last week to Kassidy Heart and said that he wanted to bounce back from that with a victory over Kasey. It won’t be an easy task, but that’s not stopping Explicit Content.

(Cry Little Sister by Marilyn Manson hits as the lights dim and smoke fills the stage. The smoke is lit by red and purple lights. Kasey Kaos then steps out onto the stage as the crowd gives her a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Kasey extends her hands out, then drops to her knees before crawling down the entrance ramp towards the nearest cameraman. Kasey grabs the camera, stands up, and looks directly into it with a creepy smile then laughs loudly before dropping the camera back into the cameraman’s arms. Kasey then proceeds down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From London, England!! Weighing in at 130lbs!! MISS MAYHEM!!! KASEY KAOS!!!!

Stew-O: Diamonds are destructible.. Diamonds are not forever.. They can be burned an melted.. Words stated by Kasey Kaos earlier this week towards Diamond Cage. Kasey is heading into this match wanting to prove that she can beat Cage who she believes is still stuck in his glory days of 2018 just like Chris Elite last week.

Flannery McCoy: Well a victory over Cage would be huge for Kasey. It would definitely give her the momentum needed heading into Pain for Pride where she will have a shot at Sarah Price’s Specialists Championship.

Stew-O: Kasey Kaos definitely is one of the brightest.. Well not really brightest, but she’s amongst the better rising stars in this company and tonight she gets the opportunity to continue opening the eyes of many.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go! Cage and Kasey Kaos lock up in the center of the ring! Cage quickly uses his strength to his advantage as he forces Kasey up against the corner turnbuckles! Right hand by Cage that connects right at the top of Kasey’s head! Cage now wraps his arms against Kasey and lifts her up into a seated position on the top rope! Cage climbs up to the second rope as it looks like he’s going for something big here early on!! But look! Kasey Kaos manages to connect with a strong forearm shot to his head! Cage nearly falls off of that middle rope but grabs a hold of the top rope to keep him from doing so!

Flannery: But Kasey with a strong kick to the chest of Cage!! Cage still hangs onto that top rope, but Kasey fires away with another kick!! And another!! Cage loses his grip as he lands on his feet in the ring! Kasey stands up in the corner now!! MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE BY KASEY!!! NO!! Cage side steps out of the way and Kasey crashes hard with the front of her torso hitting the canvas! Kasey slowly makes it up to her feet, but Cage is already there! Cage with a back handed slap across Kasey’s chest! Another one, and this one has Kasey staggering back! Kasey steps forward and is hit with yet another back handed slap that turns her all the way around! Kasey clutches at her chest in pain as she turns back around to face Cage.. DISCUSS LARIAT BY CAGE!!! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL!!! NO! Kasey ducks under the arm and gets behind Cage! Cage turns around.. SNAP DDT BY KASEY KAOS THAT PLANTS CAGE’S FACE AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!

Jake Mercer: Kasey quickly gets back up to her feet as Cage is seen face down clutching at his head in pain! Kasey with a kick to the ribs of Cage that forces him to turn onto his back! Snap elbow drop by Kasey! She gets up and goes for another!! And another!! Kasey again gets back up to her feet but this time she finishes her sequence with a hard stomp to the stomach of Cage that forces him up into a seated position! Kasey quickly turns around and runs to the ropes. She bounces back.. DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF THE SEATED DIAMOND CAGE BY KASEY KAOS!! IT SENDS CAGE STRAIGHT BACK DOWN AGAINST THE CANVAS. Kasey hooks the legs!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Stew-O: Kickout by Explicit Content before the two count! Kasey gets up to her feet as she reaches down and grabs Cage by the head. She brings him up to a kneeling position before connecting with a nasty headbutt!! Kasey again pulls her head back and bashes it against Cage’s with tremendous force!! Another headbutt by Kasey Kaos!! AND ANOTHER!! Kasey releases Cage as he falls off to his side on the canvas of the ring. Kasey clutches at her head after using it as a weapon against her opponent! Cage now reaching off to the side as he grabs the side ropes and uses them to get himself up to his hands and knees!! BUT LOOK! Kasey is charging at him!! CHERRY BOMB!! SHINING WIZARD BY MS. MAYHEM!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! Cage ducks his head under the kick as Kasey lands with her face facing the canvas!! Cage gets back up to his feet as he stands behind Kasey Kaos who is slowly getting up to hers! Cage wraps his arms around Kasey and rotates their bodies so that their backs are facing the center of the ring!! BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX BY CAGE!! HE KEEPS HER SHOULDERS DOWN FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: And there’s the kickout by Kasey Kaos!! Cage gets up to his feet and stomps down onto the abdomen of Kasey Kaos. He now reaches down and grabs her by the hair as he brings her up to her feet! Right forearm to the head of Kasey! Cage follows it up with a left hook! Now another forearm! Cage now grabs Kasey by the arm and whips her to the ropes! Kasey bounces back.. DISCUSS LARIAT BY CAGE!! Kasey hits the canvas hard but quickly gets back up to her feet!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!! IT CONNECTS AND CAGE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: And there’s another kickout by Kasey Kaos!! Cage quickly gets up to his knees and begins driving elbow shots right at the top of Kasey’s head! He now grabs Kasey by the hair as he stands up and brings her up to her feet! BACK HANDED SLAP BY CAGE!! And now he whips Kasey Kaos to the corner!! Cage charges right behind her!! WAIT KASEY WITH THE ASK THE ANGELS!! HER SPIN KICK FROM THE CORNER HITS AS IT CATCHES CAGE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!! That kick forces Cage to do a 180 degree turn as he faces the opposite corner!! Kaset Kaos from behind.. RUNNING BULLDOG!!! IT CONNECTS AS CAGE’S FACE PLANTS AGAINST THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Jake Mercer: Kasey now gets back to her feet as she begins walking back over to the corner. She begins to climb her way up to the top rope while Cage is slowly getting up onto his hands and knees! Kasey is now standing on the top rope as Cage is now up to his feet inside the ring! Cage turns and faces Kasey, BUT IT’S KASEY WITH THE DEATH OR GLORY!! DIVING HURRICANRANA!!! NO!!! CAGE COUNTERS BY KEEPING A HOLD OF KASEY IN A POWERBOMB CARRY POSITION!! POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER BY CAGE AS HE SLAMS KASEY DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES!!! Kasey quickly rolls off to the side and falls down to the ringside floor!!

Stew-O: Kasey Kaos slowly getting up to her hands and knees then to her feet. She turns and faces the ring!! BUT IT’S CAGE LEAPING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE AS HE CRASHES RIGHT INTO KASEY AND SHOVES HER DIRECTLY INTO THE BARICADE AND PLEXIGLASS THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!

Referee: One.. Two.. Three..

Stew-O: Cage gets up to his feet and grabs Kasey by the head and hair. He brings her up to her feet and instantly bashes it against the plexiglass surrounding the ring as the 50 fans in attendance begin banging their hands against the other side of the plexiglass!!

Jake Mercer: :ohlawd: They’re going to get their fingerprints all over the glass!!

Flannery McCoy: Cage is taking it to one of the top rising stars in this company and all you care about are some fingerprints?

Four.. Five..

Stew-O: Cage still has a hold of Kasey Kaos’ head as he walks her over to the steel steps at the corner! AND CAGE BASHES KASEY’S HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!! Kasey leans over those steel steps as Cage grabs her once more and slides her into the ring! Cage climbs up onto the top rope! He’s looking down at Kasey Kaos in the center of the ring!! DIVING HEADBUTT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Cage going for the pin!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY KASEY KAOS!!! Cage is clutching at his head as he looks down at his opponent. Cage gets up to his feet as he grabs Kasey and brings her up to hers! Cage kicks Kasey in the stomach, turns around, and wraps his arms around her head and neck!! HE’S GOING FOR THE STUNNER!!! WAIT LOOK!! IT’S CHRIS ELITE AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE!! Cage sees this and he lets go of Kasey before hitting his stunner as she drops down to the canvas!! Chris Elite is charging down the entrance ramp towards the ring as Cage is standing in the center ready to fight!! These guys are about to go at it!! Chris Elite now hops up onto the ring apron and begins to step through the middle ropes into the ring, but he quickly steps back out and hops off of the ring apron and down to the ringside floor! These fans are booing Chris Elite as all he does is smirk back at them and at Cage!!

Stew-O: Cage has a look of disappointment in his face as he was ready to throw down and fight Elite just now! Chris Elite continues to smirk at his opponent as he backs up from the ring. Cage walks over to the side of the ring, towards Chris Elite, and is shaking his head in disappointment!! Chris Elite smiles..

Flannery McCoy: AND IT’S KASEY KAOS WHO HAS GOTTEN UP TO HER FEET AND BEHIND CAGE!! SHE LOCKS IN THE KAOS REIGNS!!! SHE FALLS BACK AND KEEPS THE SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! CAGE IS KICKING HIS LEGS AND THROWING HIS ARMS AROUND!! HE’S TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS HOLD!!! KASEY CONTINUES TO APPLY PRESSURE!! BUT CAGE IS FIGHTING IT!! HE’S WORKING UP TO HIS FEET!! CAGE IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP WITH KASEY KAOS STILL HAVING HER SLEEPER HOLD LIKE MANEUVER LOCKED IN!! Cage is looking directly at Chris Elite who is standing at the end of the entrance ramp!! Cage is going to send a message here!! He reaches up and grabs Kasey by the head!! HE’S THINKING STUNNER!!!!

Stew-O: WAIT NO!!! CAGE IS FADING!! CAGE’S ARMS UNWRAP AROUND KASEY’S HEAD AS HIM AND KASEY BOTH FALL BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Kasey still has her Kaos Reigns locked in tight as Cage looks like he might be out cold!!! The referee goes over to Cage and checks up on him but there is no response!! The referee grabs Cage’s right arm and raises it in the air! The referee drops the arm as it falls straight down!! The referee again grabs Cage’s right arm and raises it.. AND AGAIN IT DROPS DOWN!! One more and this match is over!!! The referee lifts Cage’s arm in the air..

Chris Elite(Off-Mic): Bozo..

Stew-O: AND CAGE’S ARM DROPS DOWN FOR THE THIRD TIME!! HE IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH AS KASEY HAS HIM OUT COLD!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Cry Little Sister by Marilyn Manson hits as Kasey Kaos releases her hold on Cage. She gets up to her feet as the referee raises her hand in the air!! The crowd cheers for Kasey after her huge victory. Kasey looks down at Cage with a creepy smile as she realizes what she just did.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MS. MAYHEM!!!!! KASEY KAOSSSSSSS!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a huge winner for one of the fastest rising stars in this company! Kasey came ready to fight with nothing but victory on her mind. She stayed focus and never lost sight of the fight at hand!

Stew-O: That’s one thing about Cage that cost him the match. The fact that Chris Elite had to show up. These two have been at each other’s necks for the longest time so simply being in each other’s presence is enough for Cage to want to rip Chris into shreds no matter what’s going on.

Jake Mercer: But in the end it was Chris Elite who got the last laugh here as he was able to watch one of his future Pain for Pride opponents fade in the center of the ring.

Flannery McCoy: Kasey Kaos definitely makes a huge statement heading into her Specialists Championship Scramble in a few weeks. I know every Elitist competing in that match had their eyes on this one tonight, and Kasey showed that if you take your eyes off of the prize, then she will no hesitate to take a victory. I expect her to get a lot of victories in the scramble match with a mindset like hers.

Jake Mercer: She has two mindsets. That’s not fair.

Flannery McCoy: But they both have the same intentions and that’s why she’s so dangerous.

(The camera shows Kasey Kaos slowly walking around in the center of the ring as she is embracing her victory in her own creepy way. Meanwhile, Chris Elite is walking backwards up the ramp and looking directly at Cage who is still out cold in the center of the ring being attended to by the referee. The screen then fades to black)

( Dynasty transitions backstage to EAW Network host, Molly Waters, who is seated in a 1v1 interview setting across from a man who is unfamiliar to the EAW Universe. His eyes scan the room nervously, his body language is defensive, and he has a rather disheveled look about him. He bites his fingernails in order to quell his nervous ticks, and he awaits Molly Waters’ introduction. )

Molly Waters: Last Friday night on Dynasty The Visual Prophet made the announcement official, at Pain for Pride he will challenge Drake King for the World Heavyweight Championship in a stipulation he calls a “Prophetic Visions” match. This declaration has led many inquiring minds to ask, what actually is a “Prophetic Visions” match? We were unable to get VP to divulge any information on the contest, leaving us with even more questions than answers. At this time I have a man willing to shed light on this particular match type, he is the only other individual willing to speak with us who has actually competed in this match, former independent wrestler Jayceon Murillo. Jayceon thank you for your time.

( Jayceon nods, still maintaining a defensive posture. )

Molly Waters: Jay before I ask you about this match would you be able to tell the EAW Universe a little bit more about yourself?

Jayceon Murillo: I was a professional wrestler before. Circumstances came up. Now I’m not.

Molly Waters: And what circumstances would this be?

( Jayceon turns his head and looks off-screen. )

Jayceon Murillo: Do you really have to have that up there? Seriously?

( A wider shot of the scene shows a portrait of the Visual Prophet blowing a kiss from his King of Elite crown. Molly appears startled by the apparition herself, unsure how it even got there. )

Molly Waters: I… have no idea how that got there. I don’t have a problem with it, though, if you don’t.

Jayceon Murillo: I do. Can we please get rid of it? It’s super distracting.

Molly Waters: I suppose.

( Two stagehands walk in and grab the portrait from both sides to take it off-screen. )

Molly Waters: There, is that better?

Jayceon Murillo: Yes. What was that you were asking again?

Molly Waters: I just wanted to get some background on your story as an in-ring performer before moving on to the Prophetic Visions match, most members of the EAW fanbase are unaware of your background and I figured we’d set the stage by learning a little bit more about you before covering your involvement in Prophetic Visions.

Jayceon Murillo: I don’t even have the stomach to look at a wrestling ring most days. If y’all must know, I worked the independent scene for a few years. Won a championship in the Midwest territories, did a tryout for Extreme Answers Wrestling as it was named at the time. Didn’t get accepted, got hurt, and was on the comeback that’d put my name on the map….until that match happened.

Molly Waters: Prophetic Visions.

Jayceon Murillo: (deep breath) Prophetic Visions.

Molly Waters: The team over at Fight Grid combed through all of EAW’s digital archives and scoured the internet looking for some background, but we didn’t manage to come up with much barring a few anonymous wikipedia entries without any cited sources. So, can you tell us when and where the Prophetic Visions match happened, and why there is no footage of it ever occurring?

Jayceon Murillo: I’d like to tell you my whereabouts that night, but I myself can’t quite put a finger on the place and time of when it happened.

Molly Waters: Is there a reason why you’re not willing to share that information?

Jayceon Murillo: (slightly agitated) It isn’t that I’m unwilling, it’s that I’m unable, you got me?

Molly Waters: Not quite, just to clarify I’m looking for the event that this match took place.

Jayceon Murillo: Molly, I can’t tell you.

Molly Waters: And why not?

Jayceon Murillo: Because I don’t know. I have no idea what day it was, what year it was. I still don’t know if it’s because of the trauma, or otherwise, but I just can’t remember. I’m sorry. If it helps whatsoever, It felt like it took place over the course of a long time. Like, a really, really long stretch in time. But by the time the bell rang it ended up being a lot quicker than I thought.

Molly Waters: What do you mean by a “Really long time”? Do you mean like, an ironman match?

Jayceon Murillo: … You could say that.

Molly Waters: Let’s make sure that we’re clear here. What are the rules of a Prophetic Visions match, and what sort of opponent was The Visual Prophet in an environment that – from the sound of things – appears to be tailored around himself?

Jayceon Murillo: I refuse to refer to that monster by name. DUKE, as I’ll refer to him, was an opponent like no other… Like, words can’t even describe it. It was a nightmare. Every man’s worst nightmare come to life. That’s the absolute best way that I can put it.

Molly Waters: I think the people watching at home would like more specific details regarding the rules of a Prophetic Visions match. Is there a time limit? Are there disqualifications? Count out?

Jayceon Murillo: That is an extremely narrow way of addressing this kind of match.

Molly Waters: So let’s just answer with yes or no, does this match end by pinfall or submission?

Jayceon Murillo: Yes.

Molly Waters: Okay. Are there any boundaries or limitations such as disqualifications, count outs, or referee stoppage in any way?

Jayceon Murillo: No.

Molly Waters: Does this match take place in any kind of specialized structure – such as Hell in a Cell, Cage of Death, Justified Reckoning, etc.

Jayceon Murillo: Theoretically, it could.

Molly Waters: And in what circumstance would that be?

Jayceon Murillo: I don’t know Molly, I guess if the fucking guy wants to. If DUKE wants you inside of a Hell in a Cell, or inside of a fucking shark tank with no scuba suit 40 meters below sea level, then that’s where you’ll be. You have no control over your whereabouts whatsoever.

Molly Waters: I’m lost.

Jayceon Murillo: And so was I. Trust me, the entire time, I was lost.

Molly Waters: So I’m assuming this is more of a Falls Count Anywhere kind of environment?

Jayceon Murillo: … Let’s go with that. Just make sure you take the term “anywhere” very literally.

Molly Waters: So on a more personal note, how do you believe you fared in the Prophetic Visions match? I am to assume this contest took place before Visual Prophet entered the Land of Elite, so we are talking about a far less experienced version of Viz than the Elitist soon to be entering his first Pain for Pride main event. Might there be anything for the World Heavyweight Champion Drake King to look out for in a match as unpredictable as this one seems to be?

Jayceon Murillo: Suffice to say I had a horrific experience, Molly. So bad, that I never wrestled another match again. I believe that should sum up my performance adequately. I’m aware that…DUKE… has more experience in the ring now and has competed against some of the very best this sport has ever seen. Thankfully for me that is no longer my problem, that is Drake King’s problem. I’m out the game and I’m out for a reason, the biggest one being that abomination of a match. There is nothing for Drake King to prepare for – other than to suffer. Brace for the most miserable experience of your career, probably your life. Prepare for pain on a physical and mental level. Prepare to be humbled, humiliated. Prepare, Drake King, to have all of your fears and anxieties manifested. If you plan on walking into Prophetic Visions, don’t expect to leave that match the same man. No chance in hell of that happening. And prepare to be forced to question yourself and why you do this. Be ready for the answers you come across, because that match broke me, Molly. It fucking broke me. It ended my career, it ruined my confidence, it knocked me completely off course. And I don’t know if I will ever be whole again. Who knows, maybe I wasn’t ever whole in the first place.

Molly Waters: That’s heavy. So then, in your words, if you can sum it up for the entirety of the EAW Universe. Tell us, what is a Prophetic Visions match?

( Jayceon takes a moment to collect his bearings, and blurts out his response )

Jayceon Murillo: A bad dream. One that you never, ever, wake up from.

( Jayceon sits there to ponder that, and the camera inevitably fades away. )

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring. Right next to her is LC as ‘Friend vs. Friend’ by Company Flow is fading off in the background. He’s leaning in the corner with a Ref shirt on as he obviously looks disgruntled as he sighs before leaning his head back on the top turnbuckle as Stephie begins to speak)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen plays up as The Visual Prophet makes his way out of the backstage area. He has a smirk on his face as close behind him Jessica Miller follows. Viz takes a spin with his arms spread out before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… accompanied by JESSICA MILLER… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well I’m sure last week went pretty well for The Visual Prophet to say the very least. With the advantage of the contract that he held during Drizzy & Vizzy’s tag team run with Drake obliviously signing it, now confirming that that match at Pain For Pride is a Prophetic Visions match!

Flannery McCoy: Well moving past that he has to make it through tonight to get to there first. I wouldn’t be surprised if the combined forces of LC as Special Guest Ref, who he has alot of history with, or the chance that none other than Drake King could come out and have a hand in the decision of this match could come as a possibility to certainly weaken Viz’s chances in this match, yet I’m sure that’s not a concern for him in the slightest.

Jake Mercer: Yeah surely but I think at the end of the day, we all win. The blessings of Lethal S. Consequences will already push us through this all. At the end of the day I don’t care who wins. But sure maybe Viz does have a chance one or the other.

(Viz slowly rolls into the ring as he pulls himself up using the ropes before falling back down to his knees and spreading his arms out with his eyes closed as he exudes a big smirk on his face before pulling himself up to his feet. He begins to make his way into his corner and lean back in it as ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ fades out. ‘Ambitionz Az A Ridah’ by Tupac then makes his way out to the stage in his lowrider as he honks the horn as he stands up on it and gives a smirk as he looks around before catching his eye on the ring and hopping off the lowrider. He begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring keeping a smirk on his face as he does so)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… residing in The Poon Palace… weighing in at 210 pounds… LA PANTERA SEXUAL… T… L… A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: As for TLA last week he came up short against Sienna Jade, reason? None other than LC came out and put his hand into the action and cost TLA the match as he slammed a steel chair right into the back of his head helping Sienna gain the victory! Now he heads into here with none other than LC as our Special Guest Ref, which I’m sure is going to be no help to him heading into it.

Flannery McCoy: I’m sure that’s not going to deter TLA away from his goal tonight and that’s redeem himself and come out on top tonight. I’m sure it would give him a massive boost heading into Pain For Pride and especially with LC in his way a win like this would be grand. I wouldn’t be surprised if he won, yet I never said it would be easy.

Jake Mercer: You honestly think he can get past big man LC? LC is a wall, a massive wall that TLA won’t be able to climb and him just being involved in this match means trouble!

Stew-O: A wall eh? :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: :whoa:

(TLA makes his way to the bottom ramp before stopping for a moment and making his way up the steel steps and leans against the ropes for a moment before entering into the ring. He heads to the center of the ring as he throws a fist in the air to the cheers of the crowd before he makes his way to his corner and prepares for the matchup as ‘Ambitionz Az A Ridah’ fades out)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway and right out of the gate LC looks completely uninterested in not just this job, but this match in general! Viz and TLA are beginning to circle around each other as they quickly meet at the center of the ring and lock up with one another quickly!

Flannery McCoy: Viz quickly going behind TLA gaining control from behind as TLA is trying to escape out of it! TLA quickly slipping out and under Viz as he quickly begins to wrench at the arm. BUT VIZ WITH A QUICK FOREARM NOT WASTING any time HEADING INTO THE ACTION AS TLA IS FORCED TO LET GO AND RETREAT AWAY FROM THE KING OF ELITE!

Jake Mercer: Viz quickly running at TLA, BUT TLA WITH AN ARM DRAG TAKING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz kipping up to his feet now as he swings a punch, BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER- BUT VIZ QUICKLY MEETS HIM WITH A KNEE AIMED RIGHT FOR THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE! TLA stumbles back as he keeps himself on his feet, VIZ ATTEMPTING A SPINEBUSTER- BUT TLA WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD STOPPING THE ATTACK BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! VIZ GOING FOR A KICK RIGHT TO TLA’S HEAD- BUT TLA TRANSITIONS IT AS HE LIFTS VIZ UP INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS HIM DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB!

Stew-O: Both of these competitors going all-out right out of the gate with quick thinking at the moment! Viz pulling himself up to his feet as TLA quickly runs at him with full speed, BUT VIZ TAKING TLA DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! VIZ HAS A HOLD OF THE LEG AS I THINK HE’S LOOKING TO LOCK IN THE VIZ LOCK EARLY! BUT TLA QUICKLY TURNING HIMSELF AROUND TO HIS BACK AS HE SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF VIZ SEPARATING HIM AWAY AND CREATING DISTANCE!

Flannery McCoy: TLA pushing himself up onto his feet as Viz wastes no time quickly closing in on TLA, BUT TLA SENDING VIZ BACK INTO THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK! TLA rebounding off the ropes and over to Viz, AS HE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE! BUT VIZ MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AS HE QUICKLY SLIPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO HIS GUT!

Jake Mercer: Viz slipping into the ring now as he begins to send multiple body shots right to Viz trying to weaken ‘La Pantera Sexual’ as much as he can! TLA sent down to a knee as Viz continues to the onslaught as he begins to slam axe handles right into the back of his head! TLA trying to retaliate back with body shots as well as Viz is forced to separate away from him! TLA quickly grabbing the arm of Viz, AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND SENDS A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Viz falls to a knee as TLA pulls himself up to his feet- VIZ QUICKLY GRABBING HIM, AND LOCKING IN A CROSSFACE! TLA SCREAMING IN PAIN AS VIZ IS TRYING TO WRENCH BACK AS MUCH AS HE CAN SO EVEN IF TLA DOESN’T TAP AND THIS MATCH GOES ON HE’S ABLE TO INFLICT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS HE CAN BEFORE HE DOES ESCAPE! TLA IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES! AND IT GRABS THE ROPES! ROPE BREAK FORCED!

Flannery McCoy: :wtf:

(TLA is clutching at the ropes but LC is looking and whistling as he turns his head and walks away)

TLA (Off-Mic): WHAT ARE YOU DOING VATO?!

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Ain’t seeing anything bud.

Jake Mercer: What 20/20 vision big man LC has. :wow:

Stew-O: :skip: TLA managing to pull himself out of the ring and into a position where Viz is forced to let go. TLA stumbles away around the ring as Viz rolls out of the ring himself!

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Ok, onetwothreefourfive-

Flannery McCoy: LC doing a fast count as TLA quickly rolls into the ring and Viz is forced to follow. TLA pushing Viz against the ropes as he sends him into a irish whip, VIZ QUICKLY WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE KNEECAPS OF TLA! TLA stumbling back as Viz turns him around, VIZ GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE- BUT TLA MANAGING TO PUSH OUT OF THE WAY QUICKLY! TLA GOING BEHIND VIZ AND GRABBING HIM WHILE HE’S DISTRACTED AND TAKING HIM OFF THE GROUND, TLA WITH A BACK SUPLEX DROPPING VIZ RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK!

Jake Mercer: Viz quickly retreating away as he grabs the ropes and pulls himself up onto his feet as TLA runs right at him, TLA WITH A KNEE STRIKE- BUT VIZ MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! VIZ TURNING TLA AROUND, SPINEBUSTER SENDS TLA DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A THUD!

Stew-O: TLA staggering up to his feet but he doesn’t notice Viz behind him as Viz quickly turns him around! IKE TURNER SPECIAL! THE SPINNING BACKFIST OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS TLA INSIDE OUT! VIZ COLLAPSING ONTO TLA AS LC LEAPS TO BEGIN THE COUNT!

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): ONETWOTHR-

Flannery McCoy: TLA BARELY POWERS OUT AS LC’S QUICK COUNT IS INEFFECTIVE! VIZ AND JESSICA MILLER ARE AT DISBELIEF AS LC SEEMS FRUSTRATED AS HE CLEARLY HAS THE INTENT TO FINISH THIS MATCH AND SCREW TLA OVER!

Jake Mercer: Viz shaking his head now as he begins to make his way up the top rope, TLA slowly coming back to lift but it might not be enough as Viz is up on the top I think we know what’s coming! BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP- BUT TLA ROLLS AWAY FROM IT! TLA MANAGING TO INVADE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AS VIZ JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET IN PAIN, SWAG SHOT! TLA SLAPPING VIZ RIGHT ACROSS THS FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE AS HE GRABS HIM!

Stew-O: MEXICAN DESTROYER! FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER DRIVES VIZ DOWN HEADFIRST TO THE GROUND! TLA PUSHING VIZ OVER ONTO HIS BACK AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING OUR WINNER VERY SHORTLY!

Flannery McCoy: :usure:

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Aight uh… one… t-t thirty?… naw its two-

Jake Mercer: VIZ POWERS OUT AS TLA TURNS OVER TO OUR VERY SPECIAL REF AS CLEARLY HE LOOKS FURIOUS ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

Stew-O: TLA kicking Viz to the curb as he faces LC and it looks like both of them have had enough.

(TLA and LC begin engaging in a back-and-forth of arguments as both of them have had enough of one another)

TLA (Off-Mic): YOU SUPPOSE TO COUNT, UNO DOS TRES! HOW HARD IS THAT DAWG?!

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): IT IS WHAT IT IS I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MAD ABOUT DAMN!

TLA (Off-Mic): I DAMN NEAR HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT WITH YOU! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YO DAMN PRIVILEGES I’M LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!

Lethal Consequences: YOU WANT A FIGHT?! YOU WANT A FIGHT WITH BIG LC OF ALL PEOPLE?! PAIN FOR PRIDE HOW’S THAT SOUND FOR YOU?! I’LL DISCIPLINE YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE!

TLA (Off-Mic): DEAL!

Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): FINE DAMN IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT!

(LC turns around and takes his leave practically leaving this match a no contest for all we know. TLA looks with anger and watches LC leave the area as he begins to make his leave too. The camera then begins to focus on The Visual Prophet who’s clearly confused about what’s going on before he gives a shrug. He stands up and raises his hand in a taunting motion before…)

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING! IF IT WASN’T ENOUGH DRAKE SLAMS A CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD SENDING HIM CRUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND! DRAKE ABSOLUTELY SLAMMING THE CHAIR DOWN ON THE BACK OF THE KING OF ELITE AS JESSICA MILLER LOOKS IN ABSOLUTE HORROR ABOUT WHATS GOING DOWN!

Jake Mercer: BUT IT SEEMS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS OBLIVIOUS TO HER PRESENCE AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AS VIZ IS IN A CRAWLING POSITION TRYING TO RECOVER! BROKEN DREAM! CURB STOMP AS VIZ GETS ABSOLUTELY IMPALED DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!

(Drake King stands straight back up and dusts himself off as he turns around and looks at Jessica Miller pull Viz out and help him up. Drake stares a hole right into her as he shakes his head and rolls out of the ring. The last shot is of Drake turning his head to look back at the ring before shaking his head and continuing his way up the ramp as the camera fades out to black.)

(Dynasty fades into footage from the very first ever Pain for Pride.)

Deadprez: The Game has got this match in the bag, if he can only just climb that ladder and get the title! Game’s mid-section is in some pain here, but Impact looks unconscious as far as I can see, he may have some internal injuries… and now Game uses the ladder to lift himself up off the floor, he goes up to the first step…. now he climbs to the next step, he’s halfway up and slowly ascending the ladder. But Impact is showing some signs of life!
SO: The Game is up to the next step! He’s centimeters away from being able to reach for the gold! And Impact is forcing himself to get up! And Impact uses the ladder to stay upright… but Game is gonna clinch the gold!
Deadprez: Impact shakes the ladder, but Game somehow stays up on top! And Impact is trying to make his way up…. Game tries to kick him off, but Impact moves, Game slips and lands with his nuts around one of the ladder steps! Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!
SO: And now Impact takes advantage of the situation, he quickly climbs up and tries to grab the title! But Game grabs him around the throat and climbs to the top himself! NOW BOTH MEN ARE IN THE DANGER ZONE!!! AND GAME TRIES TO PUNCH IMPACT OFF THE LADDER!
Deadprez: Impact catches his fist, AND IMPACT LIFTS GAME UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! OH MY GOD!!! AND IMPACT THROWS THE GAME RIGHT OUT OF THE RING, AND GAME GOES CRASHING THROUGH A TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!
SO: THE GAME IS LIFELESS! HE’S UNCONSCIOUS! AND IMPACT REACHES UP FOR THE TITLE!
Deadprez: HE UNHOOKS IT…. AND YES!!!! YES!!!! THE TITLE IS STILL HIS! IMPACT IS STILL CHAMPION!!!
( Impact’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he celebrates )
Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL The National Extreme Champion! IMPACT!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Well it looks like Impact is STILL on top of The Dynasty Midcard! And Even though Game Gave it all he had, it still WASNT enough to best our National Extreme Champion, from winning this matchup! But Good effort Game, and Good match to the both of these Superstars!
Stew-O: Game was about to finish Impact with the Frog Splash! But he, and i mean Impact STILL won this hard-fought, last man standing battle!

(The footage fades out and the scene focuses on the man who defended the then National Extreme Championship at the very first Pain for Pride, Impact. Impact is sitting in a recliner at what is presumably his luxury home, and he has a rather thoughtful look on his face.)

Impact: Twelve Pain for Prides. Twelve Impact matches. They haven’t all been significant, but the victories I have accumulated on the grandest stage have been pretty meaningful in shaping me into who I am today. The tenacity and heart I showed all the way back at the original Pain for Pride when I retained the National Extreme Championship against Game pretty much set the tone for who I would go on to become.

(Footage from Pain for Pride 2 is shown. Impact faced off against longtime rival, Lethal Consequences, in a Hair versus Hair match. The match would end up on the stage, where a makeshift barbershop has been set up, and Impact would throw LC onto the set and grab a pair of rusty clippers, but LC would fight back and eventually end up putting Impact down with ‘The Stroke.’ LC would try and shave Impact’s head, but Impact would rebound and slam the razor into LC’s head, busting him open. All of LC’s glorious blonde locks would fall to the mat, and Impact would pick his second win in as many PFPs.)

(Footage from Pain for Pride 3 fills the screens next. At Pain for Pride 3, Impact took on Ronn Banks with Banks’ EAW World Heavyweight Championship on the line.)

Deadprez: Impact looking to put away CM Banks.. as he lifts him back up.. and brings him into his arms as he hits a Powerslam on Banks! Impact sprints to the ropes.. and HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT!! IT’S CONNECTS ON CM BANKS!!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG, BANKS’ SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! AND HERE’S THE COUNT!!
ONE! TWO! BUT CM BANKS SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! THIS PERFORMANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN IS UNHUMAN!! THEY’RE IMMORTAL!!
ETR: Impact doesn’t know what else to do!! He drives a stomp into Banks’ head as he was trying to get up.. He grabs Banks and tosses him into the corner, and drives a few right hands to his jaw! Y2Impact and CM Banks are emptying their gas tanks, here at Pain For Pride 3! This match is taking a large toll on BOTH men as Impact whips Banks into the opposite corner.. and Banks jumps up to the second rope! Imp charges into the corner, but Banks hits a kick into Impact’s face! Banks brings Impact into a headlock from the second rope… and BANKS CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT FROM THE SECOND ROPE!
Deadprez: Both men are down again! Banks is trying to CRAWL over to Impact to make the cover! He gets there!
ONE! TWO! But Impact grabs the bottom rope!! Imp grabs the bottom rope, showing great ring awareness to keep this match going even further!
Deadprez: Banks and Impact pull themselves back up to their feet.. and Banks is sizing up Impact as he gets up.. and he goes off the ropes! Banks takes down Imp with a clothesline!! Impact gets up quickly.. as Banks sprints off the ropes once again.. and drops him with a Leg Lariat this time!! Impact is struggling to keep getting back up.. but he’s doing it again here.. and Banks kicks him in the gut! Banks brings Impact up ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!! BANKS IS LOOKING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT!! BUT WAIT!!! IMPACT PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF BANKS’ SHOULDERS AND ROLLS BANKS UP FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE! TWO!!! BUT BANKS BARELY KICKS OUT!!! HE BARELY ESCAPES DEFEAT!!!
ETR: Impact and Banks both rise to their feet and— CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!! BANKS’ FACE BURIED INTO IMPACT’S KNEES AS HE HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG OF CM BANKS FOR THE PIN!! THIS HAS TO BE IT RIGHT HERE!! NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP!!
ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: IMPACT WINS!!! NEW CHAMPION!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 3!!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDD…. YYYYYY-222222-IMMMMMMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The footage fades out and we see Impact once again. A slight smirk is touching his face.)
Impact: Winning the EAW World Heavyweight Championship off Ronn at Pain for Pride 3 has to rank right up there as an all-time great moment in EAW history. It certainly does for me because he was the leader of Generation Genesis, not to mention my mentor and friend. At the time, there was no bigger win I could have gotten. That’s still one of my favorite matches to date. Another incredible victory of mine, if I do say so myself, happened back at Pain for Pride 5. RRS and I stepped into battle and went through a three stages of Hell match. I was a three time world champion at that point. I thought I had done it all and seen it all, and truly looked at the match as if I had nothing else to do other than just try and end the career of RRS.
(The footage of the epic Three Stages of Hell match between the two Hall of Famers begins to play. It shows the first stage, which was a Falls Count Anywhere match, that was won by Impact. It took him a blasting RRS in the face with a monitor and then hitting a Codebreaker to win. The second fall of the match was a Flaming Tables match. RRS gets the second fall by using a spear to take Impact through a flaming table. The third and final stage of Hell was a Glass Wallz match.)
Deadprez: BUT RRS GRABS THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES IT ACROSS THE FACE OF IMPACT! OH MY GOD!! BLOOD IS PUMPING OUT OF IMPACTS FACE! IT’S GUSHING OUT TO THE MAT!! RRS saved himself as Impact is rolling in pain, RRS is SHAKING, his body is covered in glass as he slowly tries getting up and begins heading to the turnbuckle, RRS is slowly climbing up the turnbuckle and RRS IS LOOKING TO END THIS WITH THE STIGMATA!! BUT IMPACT KICKS THE ROPES, CAUSING RRS TO LOSE BALANCE AND LAND GROIN FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE, RRS IS SITTING ON THE TURNBUCKLE AS IMPACT, RUNNING ON A FOURTH WIND IS GETTING UP AND SLOWLY WALKS TO THE TURNBUCKLE, DRIVING THE SKULL OF RRS INTO THE GLASS WALLZ! RRS’S HEAD JUST GOT PUT THROUGH THE GLASS IN THE CORNER!! AND IMPACT WITH A SUPERPLEX BACK SUPLEX!! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THOSE THUMBTACKED STEEL STEPS ON THE MAT!! GOOD GAWD!!
ETR: AND LOOK AT THIS! THAT HUGE HOLE IN THE WALL CAUSES THE TWO GLASS WALLZ TO COLLAPSE!! THAT WAS HOLDING THEM TOGETHER!! TWO GLASS WALLZ JUST FALL ON TOP OF RRS AND IMPACT!! THEY ARE LYING IN MILLIONS OF PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS AS THE OPPOSING WALL ALSO COLLAPES DUE TO NO SUPPORTING TO HOLD IT TOGETHER!! THREE GLASS WALLZ JUST CAME DOWN RRS AND IMPACT!! THEY ARE DEAD!!! THEY ARE BURIED UNDERNEATH MILLIONS OF PIECES OF GLASS!!! IT’S COVERING THE RING!! THE ENTIRE RING AND RINGSIDE FLOOR IS COVERED IN BROKEN GLASS!!! THERE IS NO WAY RRS OR IMPACT ARE ALIVE, SURELY NOT NOW!!!
Deadprez: AND LOOK!! SOMEBODYS ARM IS MOVING!! ITS IMPACTS!! IMPACT DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF RRS!!! COVER!!!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!!! …..THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ……Y2IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPACTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
ETR: …..
Deadprez: Wow, what a BRUTAL match! These two brought it all against each-other, they are lying in millions of broken glass pieces, they have tacks burned into their bodies, glass burned into their bodies, they are bleeding puddles of blood and how either man is alive, I’ll NEVER know.
ETR: That was something insane alright, EMTS are rushing down here, they have to remove the glass first which is easier said than done …Impact is literally SHAKING in the ring right now, his entire face is covered in glass along with his back and legs, his arm and leg continue to bleed along with his face and Impact is coughing up blood already.
Deadprez: RRS isn’t moving at all, his body is covered in glass all over, he has burn marks from that fallen drop into the flaming table and he has glass burned into his skin. EMTS place both men onto two separate stretchers now as they get wheeled out of here, what a match!
(Fade back to Impact, who is smirking at the memory.)
Impact: Pure Hell. It’s a bit mind-boggling when you think of what the human body can withstand. Neither of us could get up and walk away from that match, but I did learn one valuable lesson that night. I learned that there’s not a single motherfucker in this lockerroom, past or present, that’s tougher than me.
(Another smirk from Impact.)
Impact: That includes Jamie O’Hara.
(Footage from the Pain for Pride Festival begins to roll.)
Nick: NO KAWAJAI. I THINK HE HAS SOMETHING BETTER IN MIND, IT’S HIGH-RISK HIGH-REWARD POTENTIALLY FOR JAMIE HERE AS HE REACHES THE TOP ROPE WITH IMPACT DRAPED ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!!!
Kawajai: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEGGGGGGGGGNUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Nick: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S COUNTERED IN MID-AIR INTO THE EVIIIIIIIIISCCCCCCCERAAAAAAAAAATIONNNNNNNNN!!!! HOW IN THE HELL?! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A COUNTER AND IMPACT LANDED THAT FLUSH FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!! IMPACT SWUNG AROUND FRONT JUST AS JAMIE TRIED TO FLIP IMPACT OVER AND ONTO HIS KNEES!!! IMPACT CRAWLS SLOWLY, HE DROPS ONTO JAMIE AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: IMPACT HAS DONE I—
Nick: NO! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! JAMIE KICKS OUT! JAMIE KICKS OUT! HOW MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT CAN THIS MAN TAKE?!?! IMPACT LOOKS AT JAMIE CALMLY IN THE EYES, AS JAMIE RETURNS THE GAZE THROUGH GLASSY EYES, THIS IS A SURREAL MOMENT HERE, JAMIE IS TUGGING ON THE KNEE PADS OF IMPACT TRYING TO GET HIMSELF UP! IMPACT KICKS HIS HANDS AWAY!
Impact: STAY DOWN!
Kawajai: Jamie shakes his head violently and walks on his knees trying to get at Impact but he’s just too exhausted! He looks up at Impact defiantly and flips him the double bird!!! Impact scowls at Jamie and rushes forward… EVISSSSSSSCERAAAAAAAAAAATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAMIE’S BODY FLIES TWO FEET UP IN THE AIR AND BACK DOWN AS IMPACT DROPS AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( “Can I Live” By Jay-Z replays throughout the speedway as Impact reaches his feet, looking down at Jamie with a half smirk on his face. )
(The camera cuts back to Impact. He is thoughtfully rubbing his chin.)
Impact: I suppose the stipulation of that match didn’t hold up considering that cunt returned and walked right into an Answers World Championship opportunity back when Theron Nikolas was the champion, but I digress. That didn’t stop me from doing exactly what I promised O’Hara I would do, and that was go after Cameron next and destroy her. I did just that, and that victory at the Pain for Pride Festival led to one of the best runs of my career. I took EAW by storm once again and reminded everyone why sleeping on me is a huge mistake. Fast forward a year later to Pain for Pride XII, and I find myself in a World Heavyweight Championship match against Noah Reigner and Rex McAllister, a match I designed myself as per my Gawd Contract.
(Footage from the most recent Pain for Pride begins to air.)
James Peters: IMPACT TAKES OFF AND HE HITS NOAH WITH A BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK! IMPACT MOUNTS NOAH AND BEGINS PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE! NOAH FIGHTS BACK WITH A SERIES OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS! BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE ALREADY BUSTED ONE ANOTHER OPEN!!!! NOAH TURNS TO THE SIDE TO DEFLECT SOME OF THE BLOWS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT GIVES IMPACT AN OPENING!!! IMPACT SHOVES NOAH’S ARMS FORWARD AND HE DROPS HIS CHEST BEHIND NOAH’S SHOULDER BLADE!!! IMPACT BRACES HIMSELF AND USES THE LEVERAGE HE’S GIVEN HIMSELF TO SNEAK HIS ARM UP BETWEEN NOAH’S ARMS!!! HE WRAPS HIS OTHER ARM AROUND NOAH’S HEAD, RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN!!! IMPACT PLANTS HIS LEG ACROSS NOAH’S TORSO AND REACHES BACK, HOOKING NOAH’S LEG!!!! IMPACT PUSHES NOAH’S HEAD AND NECK, AND HIS KNEE FORWARD!!!! THIS IS A VARIATION OF A BOW AND ARROW CHOKE!!!!
James Peters: NOAH LANDED AWKWARDLY ON HIS NECK EARLIER AND THIS IS NOT HELPING!!! IMPACT HAS THAT CHOKE FIRMLY APPLIED AND NOAH REIGNER IS FADING!!! IMPACT IS CHOKING OUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON NOAH AND LOOK AT REX!!!! REX HAS RISEN AND SEES WHAT’S HAPPENING!!!! NOAH REIGNER’S FACE IS TURNING PURPLE BECAUSE IMPACT IS CHOKING HIM OUT!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ABOUT TO BE IMPACT’S FOR A NINTH TIME UNLESS REX CAN GET UP AND BREAK UP THIS SUBMISSION!!!
James Peters: REX FORCES HIMSELF UP AND IMPACT SEES REX!!!! IMPACT APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE TO NOAH!!! REX LUNGES FOR NOAH AND IMPACT!!! REX IS TRYING TO SAVE THE MATCH!!!! REX IS TRYING TO KEEP IMPACT FROM WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX LANDS SHORT!!!!! THE REFEREE SIGNALS THAT NOAH REIGNER IS OUT!!!! HE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… IMPACT!!!!!
(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z begins to blast throughout Mercedes-Benz Stadium and the camera zooms in on what’s going on inside the ring. Two EAW officials have come to the ring and are checking on Noah. The referee has awarded the World Heavyweight Championship to Impact, and a heartbroken Rex McAllister is sitting back, wondering where it all went wrong.)
(The camera cuts back to Impact for the final time.)
Impact: I left a lot of people questioning themselves last year at Pain for Pride, and ultimately the mentally fragile vanilla midget who got choked out packed his bags and walked through the doors. Amazing how that works, and how people just can’t seem to take the good with the bad. I’ve had to roll with the punches my whole career, and believe it or not, I was never handed anything. I created my own opportunities and even when I don’t win, I win. That’s why my Pain for Pride 6 match will forever go down as the greatest match in EWA history.
Impact: The experience I bring to the table is unmatched, and so is my talent in the ring, and when I got the mic in my hands. There has never been an Elitist greater than Y2Impact, or these days, just Impact. This year, I’m set to step into the ring for the 13th time at Pain for Pride, and even after doing this for so long, and maintaining the level I have, I’ve come to one resounding conclusion. There’s no one who can match my level period and that includes the three wastes of space I’ll be stepping into the ring at this year’s extravaganza. I’ve had my issues with Chris Elite, Cage, and Serena Bennett. It’s been an uphill battle for awhile and I’ll be glad to put all this bullshit to rest in a couple of weeks. Elite, Cage, and Bennett could never fuck with me on their best days, and the bright, blinding lights of Pain for Pride isn’t going to result in any of those three overachieving. I plan on adding another win to my already legendary career and creating another Pain for Pride moment for myself. I deliver when it matters. I’m greatness personified and when my hand gets raised this time around, I’m using this moment to catapult myself towards yet another world championship reign :wow:
(On that note, the look back at Impact’s greatest Pain for Pride moments fades down to the ringside area.)
(The camera cuts to the ring where Stephie Love stands because it’s main event time.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is MAIN EVENT MATCH OF THE EVENING…And it’s scheduled for ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(”GATTI’ by Pop Smoke, JACKBOYS as Andre Walker saunters out oozing with confidence behind the dark sunglasses he dons. He’s also receiving a buzzed but mixed reaction, which he accepts.)

Stephie Love: And introducing her partner for the evening…He hails from Brooklyn, NY…He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS…. He’s THE NOTORIOUS….ANDRE!!!!! WALKER!!!

(Andre is shown strutting down the ramp doing his “Billionaire Walk” toward the ring.)

Stew-O: This man, Andre Walker, has come out of nowhere to become one of the best most talked about new prospects dubbed as a future World Champion already that we’ve had make their way through this place! Only time will tell though, right Flannery?

Flannery McCoy: Time is always of the essence, Stew-O. Andre Walker is a walking into a main event match that holds arguably just as much weight as his opportunity still to come at Pain For Pride where he gets yet another crack at the New Breed Championship, as we just learned last week on Dynasty, because tonight he gets the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion, Drake King! This is his chance to make the biggest statement of his whole career before we hit Pain For Pride baby!

(‘This is Your Life’ by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden blares through the speakers, and out walks Drake King with the World Heavyweight Championship draped over his right shoulder. Drake makes his way toward the ring getting showered with boos, and he acknowledges them with a clapping gesture like he’s glad to see them while smirking, so it obviously doesn’t appear to be genuine.)

Stephie Love: And introducing their opponent, he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina….He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED TWENTY POUNDS… He’s THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. He’s ‘THE PARAGON’…..DRAKE!!!!!!!!! KING!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: The PARAGON of Elite is HERE! And tonight he’s about to put that arrogant piece of trash, Andre Walker, in his place! I can’t wait!

Stew-O: Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves on that front, Jake. We all saw what happened last week when we witnessed Serena Bennett and Chris Elite try to tell this man in so many words that he wasn’t in their league, and look what happened? Andre Walker is a prodigy in this business and he’s only going to get better, but Drake King has been applying his craft for a while now and he’s in a position that he always said he would be. Now he is just weeks away from walking into the biggest match of his life, and I can’t wait to see it but I have a feeling this one itself is gonna be pretty good! So sit back, and let’s get to the action!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Flannery McCoy: The match is underway as the small crowd in attendance settles down to their seats. Drake King and Andre Walker gather in the middle of the ring, eying each other down as ANDRE CONNECTS WITH THE FIRST BLOW! A punch to the face doesn’t phase the champion in the least! King responds with a knife-edge chop of his own! Both sides continue to exchange blow for blow already as the crowd is surprisingly into it early!

Jake Mercer: NOW ANDRE HURRIES BY BACKPEDALING AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!! BUT THE CHAMPION FLOORS THE NOTORIOUS WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!! ANDRE IS TAKEN BY SURPRISE AS DRAKE KING GOES INTO THE ROPES LOOKING TO END IT EARLY!! DRAKE KING JUMPS UP AND GOES FOR THE BROKEN DREAM!!! THE CURB STOMP!! BUT ANDRE WALKER HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL OUT DODGE AT THE LAST SECOND!! DAMN!!! DRAKE ALMOST HAD HIM THAT TIME!!

Stew-O: DRAKE COMES FROM THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK ON ANDRE!! BUT ANDRE GRABS HIS FOOT BEFORE THE SUPERKICK COULD CONNECT!! ANDRE WALKER THROWS THE FOOT INTO THE ROPES!! DRAKE IS CAUGHT IN THE ROPES!! HE’S STRUGGLING TO GET FREE IN TIME!! ANDRE SHAKES HIS HEAD AS A SMIRK GROWS ON HIS FACE BEFORE HE CHARGES AT DRAKE!! BICYCLE KICK BY ANDRE WALKER COMPLETELY KNOCKS DRAKE SILLY AS HE TURNS AROUND AND BLASTS DRAKE WITH A VISCOUS FOREARM! DRAKE KING IS STUNNED AS STUMBLES AWAY FROM THE ROPES! AND NOW ANDRE WALKER WITH CLENCHED FISTS SETS HIMSELF UP IN A BOXER’S STANCE AND BEGINS JABBING AT DRAKE KING!! Now whips Drake to the ropes, AND NOW A SPIN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY ANDRE TO DRAKE! DRAKE KEELS OVER HOLDING HIS ABDOMEN!! ANDRE GRABS THE TIGHTS OF DRAKE AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ANDRE HURRIES FOR THE COVER ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! HE’S GOING FOR THE WIN OF HIS LIFE!!

Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!….

Flannery McCoy: Not quite! Drake is able to muster up more than enough to kick out, but it looks like he needs to catch his breath as he rolls from the ring to the outside. Drake begins waving off Andre and the referee, giving the time-out signal. A little unusual to see Drake getting it taken to him this early in the match, so really can’t blame him here. It’s smart on Drake’s part. Andre wants Drake back in the ring as Drake continues to dismiss the notion. The referee making the ring-out count. He’s at three so far.

Drake King (off mic): This is my time. This my show, my way. We don’t run on your time, Andre! Get that through your thick skull!

Jake Mercer: Is Andre afraid to come out to meet Drake? Of course, I’m sure Drake doesn’t want to be counted out here. The referee has reached the count of six now. Andre finally decides to do the right thing and meet Drake outside, but Drake was there to nicely greet him! Drake trips up Andre Walker and pulls him from the ring to the outside restarting the referee’s count. Drake begins going to work with some forearms and elbows which has thrown Andre completely off balance! Now a lariat by Drake takes Andre off his feet! Drake smartly rolls into the ring after the referee had reached the count of four, but then immediately rolls back out.

Stew-O: Drake grabs up Andre now and takes him over to the barricade now. Drake grabs the hair of Andre and attempts to smash the face of Andre into the barricade but Andre finally snaps out of it and battles back! Repeated knife-edged chops to the chest by Andre Walker to Drake King!! DRAKE WITH A WILD CLOTHESLINE THAT MISSES!! ANDRE WALKER SIDESTEPS THE ATTEMPT AND GRABS DRAKE FORCING HIM BACK TOWARD THE RINGSTEPS JARRING HIS BACK IN THE PROCESS!!! AND NOW ANDRE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPINE-RATTLING IMPACT INTO THE FRONT OF THE BARRICADE!!! DRAKE YELLS OUT IN AGONY AFTER THAT SERIES BY ANDRE WALKER! WALKER LEANS KING ONTO THE STEEL STEPS.

Flannery McCoy: Walker now standing on the steel steps. Now Andre leaps off onto Drake with a crossbody and now begins a rainfall of downward punches to the cranium Drake! The crowd counting to the number of punches he’s committing to as DRAKE COVERS UP IN DEFENSE!! ANDRE IS ON FIRE! Now Andre finally has Drake up and he rolls him in the ring!

Jake Mercer: Andre steps onto the apron and springboards off the ropes!! AND TURNS DRAKE INSIDE OUT WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM AS HE GOES OVER FOR THE PIN!

Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!

Stew-O: KICK-OUT! A thumb to the eye by Drake helps Drake recover with no resistance as Andre grabs at his eye after that poke by Drake! Drake back to his feet, and now he pulls Andre Walker in and he puts him back down on the canvas immediately with a snap suplex! He elects to not go for the cover as he leans him on the ropes and whips him over. Andre turns it around, however, sending Drake to the ropes instead as he follows behind! Drake holds onto the ropes, gets his feet up, but WALKER GRABS BOTH FEET, SPINS HIM AROUND AND DRIVES HIS KNEE ACROSS THE BACK WHILE KING IS HUNG FROM THE SECOND ROPE!! DRAKE IS STAGGERED!! ANDRE WALKER LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND MOONSAULTS OVER!!! AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO KING WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! COVER!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!….

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER UP! Walker now holds Drake on his shoulders and positions him on the top turnbuckle. Andre steps up to accompany him as he hooks the tights! SUPERPLEX!! NO!! DRAKE DRIVES DOWN ELBOWS ONTO THE BACK OF THE NECK TO SOFTEN THE HOLD. DRAKE SLIDES OVER ANDRE’S BACK AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A POWERBOMB!! BUT ANDRE HOLDS FOR DEAR LIFE ON THE TURNBUCKLES AS DRAKE STRUGGLES TO RELEASE HIM! He relinquishes the hold, grabs his head, pulls it down and goes for a superkick! ANDRE WALKER WITH A BACK KICK TO THE FACE, STOPPING HIM IN HIS TRACKS BEFORE PULLING HIS HEAD BACK UP AND SPINNING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TORNADO DDT!!

Jake Mercer: YES!!!! DRAKE HOLDS ONTO ANDRE WALKER!! THE UNMATCHED STRENGTH OF THE CHAMPION IS ON DISPLAY AS HE HOISTS ANDRE UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND FORCES ANDRE TO GO SPLATTERING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! DRAKE LOOKS DOWN ON HIM BEFORE HE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SOARS ONTO WILDSIDE WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUICIDE DIVE! BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL!!! THAT’S WHY HE’S THE ONE AND ONLY PARAGON! HAHAHA!!!

Drake King (off mic): Go home Andre! You don’t belong in the main event!

Stew-O: Drake slides back into the ring and then charges to the ropes again and uses that momentum and HE FLIES BETWEEN THE ROPES AND CONNECTS AGAIN WITH A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE!!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE CONTINUES WHAT HE STARTED EARLIER ON THE OUTSIDE BY PICKING ANDRE UP AND HANGING HIM FROM THE BARRICADE!! DRAKE GETTING REVENGE FOR EARLIER WHEN ANDRE ASSAULTED HIM MOMENTS AGO AS HE STANDS ON THE APRON!! DRAKE LEAPS OFF AND DRIVES THE POINT OF HIS KNEE INTO THE BACK OF ANDRE WALKER’S HEAD!! KNEE DROP ONTO THE SUSPENDED ANDRE WALKER BY DRAKE KING! THE REFEREE YELLING AT DRAKE, DEMANDING THAT HE GETS ANDRE BACK INTO THE RING!! DRAKE ROLLS ANDRE IN BUT HE CLEARLY IS NOT DONE! DRAKE CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON AND QUICKLY SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE’S MEASURING THE NEAR INCAPACITATED ANDRE WALKER!! DRAKE READIES HIMSELF!! THERE HE GOES!! DRAKE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LANDS A FROG SPLASH INTO THE HEART OF ANDRE WALKER!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!

Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!….THR-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! We may be nearing the end of this match as Drake King now prepares for his finishing maneuver! He aggressively stomps his foot onto the canvas, the crowd sensing the end before coming off the ropes!! BROKEN DREAM!! NO!! ANDRE WALKER DODGES THE DEVASTATING CURB STOMP AND DRILLS KING WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER!!

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SITS IN THE CORNER!! HE IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR KING TO RECOVER WHILE YELLING AT HIM TO GET THE HECK UP!! WALKER SPRINTS AND JUMPS UP!! GRIMSEVER!! BUT NO!! KING GRABS HIM IN MID AIR AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! KING PICKS ANDRE UP INTO A POWERBOMB AND RUNS ACROSS THE RING!! BUCKLE BOMB!!!! IT CONNECTS BUT ANDRE WALKER IS STILL ON HIS FEET MUCH TO DRAKE’S SURPRISE!! ANDRE USES THE MOMENTUM AND COMES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A GRIMSEVER!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTED AND BOTH MEN GO DOWN AS WALKER COLLAPSES OVER KING!! THE REFEREE IS RIGHT ON TOP OF IT AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THRE-

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Drake was able to lift his shoulder up in a nick of time before the referee could slap his hand into the canvas for the third decisive count! Walker was in the right place when he collapsed onto Drake and he is too exhausted at this point to even react to the resilience of the World Heavyweight champion! Andre Walker gingerly gets up to his feet and picks Drake up by his waist and places him face-forwarded onto the top turnbuckle. Walker steps through the ropes and climbs as he helps King up and places him onto his shoulders! WALKER IS GOING FOR A SUPER POWERBOMB!! KING HOWEVER, ATTEMPTS TO WEAKEN THE HOLD VIA PUNCHES TO RIBS AND STOMACH! KING BRINGS HIS HEAD DOWN AND SENDS HIM FOR A RIDE DOWN TO THE RING!! SUPER HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP!!

Jake Mercer: YES!!! I MEAN…NO!!!! ANDRE WALKER HOLDS ONTO DRAKE AND TRANSITIONS THE MANEUVER INTO THE WALKER’S WRATH!! WALKER HAS DRAKE KING SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! NO!!!! WALKER’S WRATH CONNECTS!!! ANDRE WALKER WITH THE COVER AGAIN!!! KICK OUT DRAKE!!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THREE!

Stew-O: King places his boot on the bottom rope at the last possible second! Andre Walker can’t believe it, and now he’s up and arguing with the Referee. Andre has had to deal with his own problems lately with referee’s involving finishes under more high stakes situations recently going back to Fighting Spirit where he feels he should rightfully be the New Breed Champion right now, but alas Drake King is still alive! Andre begins reigning down mounted punches on the World Heavyweight Champion, but they seem to be more aggressively placed than before as Andre shows his frustration! Andre grabs King by his hair and yanks him up to his feet. Andre pulls King in, he’s trying to lift King up! Might be looking for the Dawnbreaker, I can’t tell, but it’s too late! Drake is fighting out! STEP UP ENZIGURI BY KING!! WALKER IS DOWN AND DRAKE IS LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! KING DRAGS ANDRE’S BODY UP TO THE NEARBY TURNBUCKLE!! I AM SURPRISED THAT KING WAS ABLE TO PULL THAT OUT OF HIS ARSENAL AFTER THE AMOUNT OF PAIN HE’S ENDURED. DRAKE NOW HAS HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE TOP ROPE AS ANDRE WALKER IS LAID OUT ON THE MAT!! DRAKE FLIPS!! PHOOOENNNIIIIIXX SPLLAAASSSSH!!

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER GETS UP TO HIS FEET AVOIDING THE PHOENIX SPLASH! ANDRE INSTEAD GRABS DRAKE’S LEGS IN MID AIR AND TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!! BUT HOW!!?? HOW IN THE HELL DID ANDRE WALKER HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO PULL THAT OFF!! IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM HIM AS DRAKE KING IS TRAPPED IN THE BOSTON CRAB WITH NOWHERE TO GO! THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN OUTMANEUVERED AND I DON’T LIKE HIS CHANCES!!! THIS COULD BE IT! DRAKE TWISTS HIS BODY AROUND AND CRADLES HIM INTO THE GROUND! WHAT A REVERSE!!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO..

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!! BOTH ELITISTS QUICKLY RISE UP TO THEIR FEET! BOTH MEN CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! ANDRE WALKER SWINGS HIS ARM AND TAKES DRAKE KING OUT WITH A LAR- KING GRABS HIS ARM IN MID AIR, SPINS AROUND AND SUCKERS HIM INTO AN ARMBAR! ARMBAR TAKEDOWN HERE AS KING HAS HIM DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER TIGHTLY GRIPS THE WRIST AND ARM OF KING WITH HIS FINGERS, ASSURING KING DOES NOT FULLY INITIATE THE ARMBAR! ANDRE IS DOING HIS BEST TO BLOCK IT!!! ANDRE THROWS A WILD KICK OUT OF NOWHERE, USING HIS FLEXIBILITY TO NAIL DRAKE KING UPSIDE THE HEAD!! IT WAS DESPERATE MOVE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT PAID OFF BECAUSE DRAKE IMMEDIATELY RELEASED THE SUBMISSION AND HE CRUMBLED IN A HEAP!! ANDRE WALKER GETS GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS TO LIFT DRAKE OFF THE CANVAS!! WHAT POWER BEING DISPLAYED BY THE SMALLER ANDRE WALKER AS HE RUNS AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! HOLY CRAP!!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE’S HEAD GOES WHIPLASHING OF THE BUCKLE PADDING AS WALKER QUICKLY PULLS DRAKE BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GRASPS HIS TIGHTS!! HE LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN!!! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!! NO! DRAKE SWITCHES HOLDS AND LIFTS HIM UP INSTEAD!! BRAINBUSTER BY THE CHAMP!! DRAKE GOES FOR THE IMMEDIATE COVER!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THRE-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!! What a sequence of maneuvers from these two in the last two minutes. These two are putting on show for our limited audience here on Friday Night Dynasty! Whew! Drake King gingerly stands on both feet while Andre Walker recollects himself on the apron. Andre uses the ropes to aid himself up while King walks over to him and tries to get him into the ring. BUT WALKER WITH A SPIN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN THAT CATCHES DRAKE OFF GUARD SENDING DRAKE REELING AND FALLING INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!! ANDRE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND HERE!! BUT WHAT!!??

Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE!!! KING SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! HE GRABS WALKER BY THE TIGHTS AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE APRON!! NO WAY!!!! DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BY DRAKE KING AND HE’S NOT DONE! KING HOLDS ONTO THE SUPLEX HOLD AND PULLS HIM UP!!! THE FALCON ARROW!!! OH MY!!! HOLY COW!!! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!

Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!….THREE!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! WALKER GETS A SHOULDER UP!! KING IS ABOUT TO LOSE IT!!! DRAKE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND GETS HIS FEET ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! HE SPINS AROUND!! WASTING NO TIME HE GOES FOR THE BROKEN DREAM ONCE MORE!!!! AND ONCE AGAIN WALKER HAS IT WELL SCOUTED!! WALKER CATCHES DRAKE!! OH MY GOD!!! DAWNBREAKER!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER BY ANDRE WALKER!!! BUT ANDRE CRUMBLES TO THE CANVAS!!! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE ENERGY TO MAKE THE COVER!!! AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! THIS CROWD MAY BE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN BUT THEIR VOICES ARE BEING HEARD RIGHT NOW!!!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)! THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)! THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)! THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)! THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)! THIS IS AWESOME (clapping)!

Jake Mercer: Both men are still laid out and this idiot referee actually has the audacity to try and count out our great Paragon!!?? He’s up to the five count! Come on, Drake, get up! You have to! You can’t let this happen!! A brutalizing counter a moment ago by this outstanding rookie, Andre Walker, and now finally both men are starting to stir! Both men crawl on all fours toward the same ropes. Both men begin pulling themselves up by the same top rope just inches from each other! Now Andre takes a swing at Drake but Drake strikes Andre at the same time and both men go staggering to the center of the ring. ANDRE WITH A PUNCH THAT CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL OF DRAKE!! BUT DRAKE FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM!!! NOW ANDRE ONCE AGAIN THROWS A VICIOUS PUNCH AT KING!! KING STAGGERS A BIT BUT COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A FOREARM TO ANDRE THAT STAGGERS ANDRE A BIT!!! ANDRE WITH RAPID AND WILD KNIFE EDGE CHOPS REPEATEDLY JUST LIGHTING UP DRAKE!!! GET OUT OF THERE DRAKE!!! KING IS REELING BACK!!! NOW ONE RIGHT ANDRE GOES FOR THE GRIMSEVER ONE MORE TIME!!! NO!!! DRAKE AVOIDS THE HIGH KNEE STRIKE AND ROLLS ANDRE INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN!!!

Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!

Stew-O: ANDRE ESCAPES!!! BOTH MEN NOW GET UP TO THEIR FEET AND CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! WALKER CONNECTS WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER! BUT ANDRE IS NOT DONE!! HE HOLDS ON TO THE TIGHTS!! SNAP BRAINBUSTER!!! NO!!! DRAKE’S BLOCKING IT!!! DRAKE SHOVES ANDRE AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE UP TO THE JAW!!! WALKER GOES REELING BACK BUT HE USES THE MOMENTUM TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES AND STRIKES BACK WITH THE GRIMSEVER!! BOTH MEN ARE SOMEHOW STILL ABLE TO STAY ON THEIR FEET AS DRAKE JUMPS UP!! ENZIGURI ACROSS THE FACE!! WALKER BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND ROPE BUT EATS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!! WALKER IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS DRAKE COMES OFF THE CORNER!! WALKER JUMPS UP AND FLIPS HIM OVER INTO THE DAWNBREAKER!! DRAKE’S SKULL GOES SPIKING OFF THE CANVAS AS ANDRE WALKER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN! ANDRE CHARGES RIGHT AT THE STUMBLING DRAKE KING!!!

Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD!!! YES!!!!! THE GUILLOTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAKE KING WITH THE SICK KICK TO THE FACE OUT OF NOWHERE AS ANDRE WALKER IS DOWN-AND-OUT!! DRAKE DESPERATELY CRAWLS OVER THE FALLEN ANDRE WALKER AND PLACES HIS ARM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! COUNT THAT FALL!!!

Ref/Crowd: ONE!!!!!!!!!!…TWO!!!!!!!!!…THREE!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

(‘This is Your Life’ by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden blares through the speakers once more as Drake King rolls off Andre Walker who’s still down and out. The referee grabs the wrist of Drake for a moment and points down at him to indicate the victor for this hotly contested match. Some shots pan to the stands where the limited audience is and you can see clapping mixed with a few thumbs down because they hate Drake, but overall a positive reception for the performance that was just put on by both men.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!…DRAKE!!!!! KING!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a contest! What a main event! Both men left it all in the ring tonight, and what more could you ask for! This one went back and forth the whole way, and the fans really got into this one from the start! Drake King proved why he’s the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, and Andre Walker has once again shown why he is the FUTURE!! What a way to end the show!

Flannery McCoy: Indeed. I’m sure with this win by Drake it sends a message to his opponent at Pain For Pride, and former partner, The Visual Prophet! He’s out to show why he’s at the top of the mountain!

(As Drake is shown finally to his feet with his World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulder finishing up his victory celebration the titantron suddenly comes to life. This grabs the World Heavyweight Champion’s attention immediately as Drake’s Pain For Pride opponent, The Visual Prophet appears. At first, the camera doesn’t appear to capture the shot clearly as we see the backstage area but nobody’s there, just Viz who is shown dragging something that appears to be quite heavy, almost like he’s dragging dead weight. Then we hear grunting and yelping coming from beyond the shot in the background. Drake looks on with a confused expression.)

Stew-O: What are we…It’s the Visual Prophet, but what’s he doing?

Flannery McCoy: I-I don’t know. We have gotten word that something’s definitely gone down backstage. Is this what they meant??

(Then suddenly the shot on the titantron captures a familiar face that Drake recognizes right away despite being covered with various cuts and bruises. Drake’s face becomes one of complete shock, then he begins yelling out for his dad as he looks on in horror as he watches helplessly his father continuing to be pummeled by the Visual Prophet and his father proving to be defenseless to this onslaught by Viz.)

Stew-O: That’s….That’s Drake King’s dad!! Oh my God in Heaven! Look at him, he’s been beaten to a bloody pulp! But WHY!!??

Jake Mercer: Well, he was here earlier tonight involving himself in the family matters between Drake and his sister, but we thought he’d made his way out of the arena after that point. That doesn’t appear to have been the case! The Viz got there before he had a chance to, it looks like.

(One final shot shows Drake still in complete shock. He hasn’t moved as he witnesses the beating by Viz on his dad continue. The fans in the stands can be heard giving a mixed reaction to this. Viz stops for a moment, does a Viz like gyration, and then tiptoes off and out of the shot leaving the badly beaten elder to Drake completely incapacitated as the titantron goes black. Drake finally snaps out of his shocked trance and immediately makes his way from the ring and up the ramp to the back.)

Stew-O: That was absolutely disgusting and despicable! I can’t believe what we just witnessed, yet we’re left no answers and we’re completely out of time this week. Tune in next week on another edition of Friday Night Dynasty. For Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy, I’m Stew-O from the Performance Center saying good night!

(EAW Logo Buzzes)

Written by Fight Grid

Most Valuable Elitist #227

Showdown 6/13/20