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Dynasty 2/26/21

(EAW intro plays.)

(As always to kick off the show, a recap of last week’s Dynasty episode is shown: Dr. Angelo D’Angelo kicks off the show and talks about the tragedy, bar the New Breed Championship match, at King of Elite that took place with black elitists finding themselves on the losing side a majority of the time throughout the event. He talks about how corrupt it is before Charlie Marr and Veena Adams interrupt him, clearly not having it and how both of them really don’t care. Charlie is about to attack D’Angelo before none other than The Visual Prophet comes out for the save and sends them running. MITSUBACHI then redeems himself following that from King of Elite as he gets a victory over The Fallen Angel. Michael Belfort has a interview with Jonny Airhart where he brags about his King of Elite victory, which is interrupted by The Living Highlight, who hasn’t forgotten that Jonny costed him his match against Mary S. Atlas. The Living Highlight puts out a challenge for the week after, which Jonny of course accepts. The Living Highlight then goes onto be on the losing side of things as Dray Fontana gets a victory over him alongside Mike Murphy. Xander Payne speaks on his King of Elite loss and expresses how it absolutely pisses him off, and how he vows to make things right by going after World Championship gold once more, one way or another. Adam Lucas comes out to talk about his King of Elite loss along with a statement to the PURE Champion, Limmy Monaghan, which is abruptly interrupted by MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa. Ogawa blames Adam for his loss which starts an argument, which Adam calls MITSU out for letting this happen. Adam can’t be bothered as he leaves the ring and completely leaves them be from there. In a great match afterwards, Impact rebounds from King of Elite and gets a win over Jonny Airhart. Mr. DEDEDE comes out after to talk about his recent shortcomings and how he plans to take a step back and retrace his steps, which starts with Jake Smith. Insurgency comes out and Jake talks about how he’s able to beat DEDEDE a second time, in which DEDEDE responds by saying there’s a level he can go at that Jake doesn’t want to deal with, and that he now has the full attention of Gawd. After that Mary S. Atlas pins Maxwell to get a victory for her team of The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker against Insurgency. Limmy Monaghan beats Charlie Marr and retains his PURE Championship thanks to the help of The Visual Prophet, before Limmy is completely flattened by a Box Office Smash thanks to a returning Chris Elite. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo follows up with Serena Bennett and once again, puts out the offer that he put out for Serena at King of Elite, which Serena once again says that she’ll think about. And in the main event, the World Heavyweight Championship match against Lethal Consequences and Harper Lee is abruptly interrupted by Xander Payne who helps LC get the win and take him out after the match, sending him a big warning for the weeks to come to end the recap from there)

(The camera then transitions back to the arena as the virtual crowd roars in cheers. The camera pans around as red pyro bursts out from the stage. The camera takes one loop around before finally stopping at the commentary table. Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer as always are seen seated there as Stew-O speaks from there)

Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!

Flannery McCoy: Oh am I just excited as always, what a show we have planned for you tonight?! I mean, in the main event of the evening Mr. DEDEDE returns to in-ring action from King of Elite as he faces a member of Insurgency in Donovan Duke in the main event, I’m excited for that match in particular!

Jake Mercer: Of course and we can’t forget that packed triple threat match before that with the PURE Champion Limmy Monaghan going against my BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS The Visual Prophet and the New Breed Champion Andre Walker which if we don’t want to prove Dr. Angelo D’Angelo right, we know the two people who should be getting the win tonight! :blessed:

Stew-O: But before we get to that we have to get to the rest of the show, let’s get underway right now!

(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson begins to play throughout the PA system of the World 1 Theatre, prompting the virtual audience to erupt into a a deafening chorus of boos directed right at both Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, who smugly step out onto the stage, positioning themselves at the top of the ramp so that they may savor the crowd reception for a moment or two before beginning their procession to the ring. Being the gentleman he is, Charlie offers Veena his arm which she giddily accepts. As she interlocks her arm with his and secures her other hand along his bicep, each with a broad smile, they begin their descent down the ramp.)

Jake Mercer: And it seems tonight, we’ll be kicking things off with our co-General Manager, Veena Adams, who has recently taken quite a liking, yet again, to the former World Champion in Charlie Marr.

Flannery McCoy: I can’t say that I blame her…would you just look at those eyes…I’d melt too…

Stew-O: :skip: Flannery?!

Flannery McCoy: I mean, um, yes, ahem, their…professional relationship seems to have picked right up from where they left off over a year ago on Voltage.

Jake Mercer: “Professional relationship” is a really nice way to spell “entanglement,” Flan. Let’s just call it what it is.

(Veena and Charlie, now in the ring, stand tall at the center of the ring, exchanging slight smiles with one another as “Bad Guy” plays on and the virtual audience continues their jeers. Just as the booing subsides and the music cuts off, Charlie Marr raises the microphone to his lips while Veena watches him proudly as he addresses Dynasty’s virtual audience.)

Charlie Marr: Earlier this evening, I had every intention of coming out here and addressing both instances last week where the Visual Prophet thought it was wise to step in my way two times in one night. I won’t lie to you. Being cost the victory that would have put the PURE Championship in my possession put quite the damper on my mood. Initially, I was planning on coming out here with all the fiery vengeance that Viz is more than deserving of from me. I would have spent my energy verbally tearing that dainty little underachiever to shreds and make plans to embarrass him to the point that he would never show his face inside of an EAW ring again, catchpenny knockoff of the Supermax contract or not. But, thanks to the…ethereal Veena Adams…

(Charlie pauses a moment to turn over his shoulder and he finds Veena beaming right back at him while she gently twirls her own microphone in hand. He smiles and flashes her a quick wink before turning back to the audience to continue.)

Charlie Marr: It’s thanks to Veena that I was able to realize something about Viz and other overly sensitive and melodramatic clown just like him in this company that have been unable to attain the level of success I have without banking on the buzz from an insincere social justice crusade to keep my relevance afloat. That could never be me, and when I had Veena to remind me that this is EXACTLY the kind of Elitist the Visual Prophet is, I had no reason to be upset at him, at his mistakes or his stupidity. In fact, I pity the man, if I could even refer to him as such. Frankly, I didn’t need the PURE Championship. That match last week was only just one of many ways I could continue to pad my stats and add to my already illustrious career. Those opportunities will continue to fall right in my lap and when it’s time for me to capitalize on one of them, you can be sure that I will. Because that’s exactly what I do. I have been on fire since I came back to EAW, I deserve every single fucking thing that comes my way. I am a serial winner, I cannot be stopped by normal means. That’s why it took someone like Viz to insert himself into MY business and cost me a match to soothe his own fragile ego as he searches far and wide for a purpose. I can’t say that I really blame him after all. Viz, as you all know, is no more than a one-hit wonder in Elite Answers Wrestling. And that was made abundantly clear after he dropped his title, when he couldn’t capitalize on a career-defining win against Veena’s uncle at House of Glass and instead, completely dropped the ball at Road to Redemption and fell right off the face of the earth. But then has the gall to make these contractual demands left and right as if he’s worthy of anything of the sort.

Veena Adams: You bring up some incredible points, Charlie. Viz is just another one of the very, very long list of overly pampered busts that has been growing longer and longer every year since EAW’s inception who–thanks to the influence and assistance of generous and hard-working people like myself–get handed Rookie of the Year and Next Up Awards only to never live up to the hype that was surrounding them. Viz should face the facts, the minute I left his side, he was NOTHING. Viz was at his very best when I was there to clean up his messes and lend him my influence to keep him relevant. And that’s undeniable. He wouldn’t have found himself in ANY sort of title scene so soon if I hadn’t pushed him to go for the New Breed Championship and snatch it away from Empire. He would have never found himself contending for the Cash-in-the-Vault at Pain for Pride 12 if I didn’t work impossibly hard to get him there. And the fact that he let Rex McAllister’s cumdumpster tear that World Title opportunity from right out of his hands should have been more than enough to tell me all I needed to know about Viz and his string of shortcomings that soon followed. The only reason he was successful after we separated was because he was running rampant off the momentum I fucking gave him. Immediately after that momentum ran dry, he had no choice but to search far and wide for a new manager to drag his career from out of the fucking gutter. All he could find was some sad sack deluded enough to service him in Dr. Angelo D’angelo, a man who ended up being no more than this conman of a race baiter who can’t even properly negotiate a fucking contract. Honestly, it’s pathetic. And while we’re on the topic,  I think it’s HILARIOUS that Viz has all of a sudden tried to market himself as this pro-Black, social justice warrior who has only been betrayed and held back by white people in the industry when it was only a year and a half ago that he had ME, a WHITE woman, to thank for ALL of his success in EAW! 

Charlie Marr: And that’s their tactic. Crying foul whenever things go their way just to try and find anything they can deflect blame onto for being a shit competitor, whether it’s race, gender, religion, creed, I don’t fucking care, you’re all beneath me anyhow. Viz should be absolutely embarrassed that his career has fallen to the low that it has, and it’s fitting that his supposed best friend or lover or personal whore or whatever the fuck role Serena Bennett is playing in his life had the same fall from grace at King of Elite. I guess that’s exactly why fuck ups like Viz and Race Baiting Bennett rely so heavily on bringing up race in conversations when it should never matter at all, because how else would they get people to tune in? How else are they going to get ANYONE to give a damn about worthless and uninteresting competitors like themselves? But I guess we aren’t supposed to talk about that, are we, Veena?

Veena Adams: Oh NO, Charlie! Don’t you dare point such an OUTRAGEOUS accusation at either one! That makes you a RACIST! And during Black History Month?! Charlie, how could you?! >.<

Charlie Marr: Well, they better cover their ears moving forward, because frankly, I don’t give a fuck. I’m not afraid to call them out and address the issue. Why shouldn’t I? Normally, I know it’s an uncomfortable topic for everyone else involved, but for some reason, they get to discuss race relations in EAW so liberally and turn everyone off from the conversation because all they do is spread negativity. I’m not going to be scared away from speaking what’s on my mind, especially when all I’m doing is speaking facts. It’s manipulative. It’s lazy. And I’m sick of fucking hearing about it each and every week. Dynasty could be so much more if we didn’t have to spend as much time making racial excuses for everyone else’s inadequacy.

Veena Adams: I couldn’t agree more, Charlie. I’m tired of holding back and I’m also tired of these fake woke clowns who fall back on accusations of racism to mask their lack of talent. Maybe if SOSA Henderson spent more time in the performance center than he did in the fucking strip club, he’d still be EAW Champion right now. Maybe, if Serena Bennett wasn’t a complete and fucking incompetent waste of space, she wouldn’t have put herself in a position to get the Universal Women’s Title stripped away from her and taken to a trashbag backyard brand like Woatage. Maybe if Bronson Daniels spent as much time perfecting his craft as he did memeing, he wouldn’t be lost in the shuffle on Showdown.

Charlie Marr: Exactly. And that was the root of the problem with D’angelo’s discussion last week: there’s no goddamn conspiracy surrounding these fuckups and their lack of skill. People didn’t lose at King of Elite because they’re Black. They lost because they just fucking suck. Plain and simple. They weren’t good enough to win, to retain their titles, to succeed that night and they aren’t going to get away with blaming white supremacy for that, they need to take accountability for their own inadequacies. That goes for everyone: the Visual Prophet. SOSA Henderson. Bronson Daniels. Serena Bennett, and anyone else wh–

(“Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre speakers, much to Charlie’s irritation. Veena, while glaring at the stage, pulls herself closer to Charlie and rubs his shoulder, as he is visibly annoyed with having been interrupted by Serena. The camera then cuts to Serena as she coolly struts down the ramp and makes her way to the ring, the commentary team sharing their thoughts over the music.)

Stew-O: The former Universal Women’s Champion, Serena Bennett, is on her way to ringside tonight after what I’m SURE will be a strong response after having been brought up in yet another conversation by Veena and Charlie!

Flannery McCoy: We all know exactly how Serena feels about being the topic of conversation. It’s particularly interesting considering last week, Dr. Angelo D’angelo tried to persuade Serena into working together with Viz to get some payback against Veena and Charlie for their altercation with him last week!

Jake Mercer: I sure hope she takes him up on that offer. I’d hate to see another one of our sistahs taken advantage of by the unfair system designed for people like she and her former tag team partner, the Visual Prophet, and others like them to fail. Stay woke, brethren. ✊🏿

(Serena turns a corner straight to the timekeeper’s station and grabs a microphone before making her way up the steel steps. “Surfin’” dies down as she positions herself on the apron, talking as she enters the ring between the ropes and stands herself in front of Veena and Charlie, who both stare onward at her, completely unamused.)

Serena Bennett: So, I thought I was being nice last week when I let y’all both get away with throwing my name around your conversation with D’angelo….buuuuuut it’s starting to seem like we might have a problem, so I’m a lil’ bit bothered now. Shit, even despite my Beloved Brother BEGGING me to teach the two of you a much needed lesson about exactly what happens when you let Serena’s name slip out ya mouth, I told that man no. I said this wasn’t my place, wasn’t my beef, that this wasn’t my drama at all. But the way y’all are acting, I’m starting to think the two of you might WANT it to be. Y’all sound desperate for this read, so, let’s talk it out, c’mon, what’s the problem? Speak up. Say it to my motherfuckin’ face, with your chest, I double dog dare you.

Charlie Marr: Now, tell me, why is it YOU and not a single other name we mentioned that finds it necessary to come out here and address what we’re spelling out for this EAW Universe? It’s very much like you to take this so personally, Serena. Your threats hold no weight over me, what the fuck do you even hope to prove by coming out here? Nobody cares about you, Serena, as a matter of fact, you annoy the hell out of me. You’re no more than a bitter and overemotional bitch who is at this rate, just begging for another reason for someone to come around and toss you out on your ass and get you the hell out of this company.

Veena Adams: Not a single person here is afraid to say ANYTHING to your face either, Serena. I meant every word I ever said and I’ll gladly tell you again: you let Dynasty down completely when you lost at King of Elite. As your general manager, I had really high hopes for you when I made the mistake of entrusting you with the enhancement of the Dynasty product. But I guess I couldn’t protect you forever, huh? It was only a matter of time before your true colors showed and the whole world got to see you for exactly what you are, which is no more than an overhyped, second-rate competitor who should consider herself lucky that she ever held the title to begin with. My mistake for ever thinking that someone like YOU could be trusted to put the work in necessary to keep Dynasty at the top. Your track record speaks for itself. 

Serena Bennett: Fuck outta here with all that, Veena. You know as good as anybody just how much work I personally put into keeping this EAW women’s division as competitive as it is today, and that ain’t change between now and King of Elite, title or no title, I’m still the bitch to beat around these parts and I still set the standard for what is now expected out of this women’s division. No thanks to you, I might add, I did all that shit on my own, never needed no white woman in my corner to lift a fucking finger to protect me. Too bad Charles can’t say the same, huh? Yeah, I dunno who the fuck it is you think you talkin’ to or about, Charlie. Never forget that it was Veena, the woman in power on Voltage who got you to the level of competition that you are today, otherwise, you wouldn’t have progressed past the days of dicking around in MarrKade. It’s no surprise to me you found yourself in her good graces for the second time in your career after floppin’ so hard without her in your corner.

Charlie Marr: First of all, I don’t care at all about what you’ve done for women’s wrestling, Serena. It’s not relevant in this discussion. You’re never going to be my equal considering that the women’s division is held to a much different standard than the REAL main event scene in EAW, you know, the one I dominated last season. 

Serena Bennett: Oh, “dominated,” right, only to drop the title to Andrea fucking Valentine out of all people, don’t make me laugh, bro, fuck outta here.

Charlie Marr: We’re still talking about that? How do you even know what happened at Road to Redemption last year? You couldn’t even fucking see, let alone stay awake long enough to last through to the main event. And appropriately, you still can’t hang or survive long enough to make a single meaningful contribution to the current main event scene. It’s no secret that each and every time you’ve found yourself brought to that level, even for a short time, you don’t ever succeed. You fall flatter than those crêpes you call an ass. And even in your little women’s division, you found yourself tossed around and fucked harder than you are at the back of the men’s locker room at the end of each show. You don’t even have it in you to excel in a division as weak as the one you set the supposed standard for, even when the playing field is laid out to your advantage. This might go a lot easier once you admit that you’re shit. 

Veena Adams: Oh, careful, Charlie, it’s only a matter of time before she pulls the race card out on you for criticizing her in-ring ability. Because supposedly, it’s forbidden to provide any constructive criticism to a single non-white member of the locker room. How dare you expect them to put some effort forth into honing their skills, instead of wailing cries of injustice up and down the damn World 1 Theatre halls?!

(Serena, tongue in cheek, rolls her eyes at Veena’s last statement. She nods her head slowly before carefully raising the mic back to her lips.)

Serena Bennett: Look, cuz. This is kewt and all, but I ain’t even mean for it to get this far, nah. I got my own shit to deal with, and I’d rather not have to waste as much time as I already have fuckin’ around with bumasses like either one of you, so I’ma tell y’all this once and once only: watch how you speak on my motherfucking name. Both of y’all know what it is I’m about, and I’m the LAST person either one of you wanna start an issue with, and if it comes down to it, I have no problem reminding you exactly who the fuck I am, it’ll be curtains for both of you should I decide to give y’all what it is you keep asking for and MAKE you MY business. So stay the fuck outta mine. All I need is a reason before I decide it’s time to smack the absolute shit outta both of y’all. You sure as hell comin’ close, but you better not give me one. Just try me.

(With a forceful pop, Serena drops the microphone onto the ring canvas, giving Charlie and Veena each a menacing glance before she turns to exit the ring. Once Serena turns her back, Veena simply rolls her eyes as “Surfin’” begins to play once more, Charlie cracking his knuckles with a smirk as he and Veena turn to watch Serena walk backwards up the ramp, holding her gaze on the both of them.)

Stew-O: I’m not so sure we’re ready for what looks like might turn into an explosive feud between this trio if Serena decides to take things a step further!

Flannery McCoy: Serena knew exactly what she was doing tonight. She could have very easily ignored their comments, but I’m beginning to think Serena might have wanted to push some buttons tonight in hopes to kindle and provoke these slow-burning embers.

Stew-O: I’m more curious to hear what Serena might have to tell D’angelo about this one–he DID offer her a match against both Charlie and Veena, and it’s starting to look like Serena might just be fed up enough to take on that offer.

Jake Mercer: Only time will tell, but ladies and gentlemen, Dynasty will be RIGHT back after this commercial break! Stay tuned!

(A commercial for the new straight to DVD movie “Ronan Malosi: No Way Home” as it shows Ronan’s childhood where he was bullied by his parents for being a pussy and ultimately, kicked out of his home and forced to live in the sewers)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…

(“The Lifestyles of the Rich & Hated” by G Eazy ft. Rick Ross hits!!!)

Stephie Love: From Montreal, Quebec, Canada weighing in at 245 pounds he is “Montreal’s Finest” THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING HIGHLIGHT!!!

Jake Mercer: This should truly be a highlight of the night!

(The Living Highlight comes out to the ring also.)

Stew-O: TLH didn’t say anything this week. Are we sure he really is a highlight? I mean he didn’t do anything. Despite putting out the challenge for this match last week, he hasn’t said anything to show why he truly wanted this!

Flannery McCoy: Well as he said it was because his opponent tonight cost him his match against Mary S. Atlas all those weeks ago, and he hasn’t forgotten that. Who knows, maybe he was mentally preparing. Maybe he will do something in the ring. That could certainly be a highlight!

Stephie Love: And his opponent…

(“Pretty Boy Swag” by Soulja Boy hits to boos from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is the “Rich Pretty Boy” JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!

(Jonny Airhart makes his way to the ring with a cocky smirk on his face as he spreads his arms out in style. He takes a circle around before looking towards the camera that’s focused on him, showing off for a long moment he nods his head before looking around the arena at the booing fans as he simply waves them off)

Jake Mercer: These fans hatin’! They big mad!

Stew-O: Well unlike his opponent Jonny Airhart could not shut the fuck up this week and these fans are sick of his bad attitude! Maybe the Living Highlight will give him an attitude adjustment!

Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart may have lost last week but this week he is coming and looking to bounce back. He doesn’t give a single fuck about losing and he’s going to get his win back tonight. Some may dislike his shit talking but in this business you have to have that drive to make it and he is showing that he is willing to do what it takes! However, that smack talk only goes so far as you can back it up in the ring!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: We are underway as The Living Highlight charges in wildly with a Clothesline. Jonny Airhart easily steps out of the way and grabs TLH from behind. Twisting DDT connects! TLH taken down as Airhart holds on to the arm yanking him back up… RIPCORD LARIAT CONNECTS!!! TLH on the ground in pain as Airhart lands a Standing Moonsault on his opponent! The cover!!!

Flannery McCoy: No wait! Jonny Airhart not going for the cover he is pulling The Living Highlight over closer to the ropes! Airhart leaps up to the top! High risk move incoming!

Jake Mercer: MAKING THE MONEY!!! IT CONNECTS!! AIRHART WITH THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Pretty Boy Swag” by Soulja Boy hits to boos from the crowd as Jonny Airhart has his arm raised in victory by the referee. He laughs his ass off at how easy the match was as he looks down at his opponent before once again tapping his wrist and focusing the ref to raise his hand in victory again, clearly prideful in the result of this match as per)

Stew-O: Looks like he was able to back it up! Jonny Airhart making very short work of The Living Highlight here tonight!

Jake Mercer: That was certainly not the highlight of my night! Where you at TLH?

Flannery McCoy: A disappointing showing from The Living Highlight but maybe this will motivate him to step it up in future weeks. However, a big win for Jonny Airhart tonight who showed that he isn’t afraid to lethally end his opponent quickly when necessary! I think a lot of people in the locker room are going to be looking at him a bit differently after this week!

(Jonny Airhart is shown yanking his arm away angrily from the referee before leaving giving as he continues to brag immensely to the booing fans on their monitors before from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break)

(The camera cuts to a commercial for EAW Social Stream Super Follows. Make sure to subscribe to see all of Ryan Wilson’s Social Stream posts from now on!!!)

(Dynasty fades back in from commercial break and cuts right back to the ring. Dynasty’s ring announcer, Stephie Love, is standing by.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome “The Gawd” MR. DEDEDE!

(“Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to play across the PA system while the virtual crowd begins to buzz. Like always, they pop huge for the Chairman of the Board. When Mr. DEDEDE walks onto the stage, he is dressed in his gear due to the fact he has a match later on tonight, but the crowd is definitely happy to see him come out early. It can not be stated enough that every appearance by Mr. DEDEDE is a gift to be cherished :wow:)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty! Mr. DEDEDE is scheduled to compete in our main event later on tonight against Insurgency’s own Donovan Duke, but it looks like he’s coming out here early to get a few things off his chest.

Flannery McCoy: That doesn’t surprise me, Stew, as last week, Mr. DEDEDE made it a point to single out his loss against Jake Smith a few weeks back as a wrong he plans to right in an effort to build his momentum back up. It seems kind of absurd that we are talking about a legend like Mr. DEDEDE wanting to rebuild, but I’m just going off of what he said himself last week when he came out to the ring. Mr. DEDEDE had some harsh words for Jake and his stablemates. The situation kind of escalated from there with Mr. DEDEDE finding himself in the ring with all of Insurgency, however, no punches were thrown.

Jake Mercer: Well no doubt that changes tonight when Mr. DEDEDE takes on Donovan, but honestly, Flan, I’m not really sure why DEDEDE is trying to wipe the loss he took to Jake off his record. It’s not like he has anything to prove, and besides, my hair twin earned that victory! He deserves to walk around bragging about how he beat Gawd and how Gawd didn’t do shit about it.

Stew-O: Yes, because that is EXACTLY how Mr. DEDEDE operates 🙄🙄🙄

Jake Mercer: :mjcry: A man can dream.

(Mr. DEDEDE has made his way into the ring and has taken the microphone from Stephie. The gorgeous spouse of the reigning King of Elite casually takes a seat on top of the turnbuckles and as the camera zooms in, it’s clear that Mr. DEDEDE has a rather thoughtful look across his face tonight. He waits for his music to play out, purposely taking up airtime and doing things on his own terms. He knows exactly what he is doing, and that’s toying with the crowd and building up the anticipation. If there was ever an Elitist who had the EAW Universe in the palm of his hand, it’s Mr. DEDEDE, and just one of the many reasons as to why he’s the all-time great.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I thought I would come out here tonight and tell a story, indulging you all in a tale that normally I would save for an episode of the Gawdcast. After giving it some thought, and I mean deep, deep thought, there is nothing that even I, as your Mahatma, could say that would soften the blow of the absolute beating I plan to unleash on Donovan Duke later on tonight. I know that you guys love hanging on my every word. You enjoy the glimpses I’ve given you into my childhood and what it was like for me in my early years. As a businessman, I know how important it is to keep the crowd and I wouldn’t want to lose my audience simply because I’ve decided not to hold back anything later on tonight. The very thought of Gawd going soft, something I can literally never relate too, is laughable to say the least, and that’s why I feel the need to drop the hammer on poor, unsuspecting, overconfident Donovan later on tonight. His bravado is refreshing, though I have my doubts that it is going to carry over once the bell rings and reality sinks in for the young man. I just hope that none of you turn away or change the channel while I do what needs to be done in order to send a message to Insurgency.

(Mr. DEDEDE rakes a hand through his hair while he continues speaking.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Last week, all four of you had the opportunity to jump me and use your numbers to your advantage. I was standing there, looking down at all of you, and no one made a move. I turned my back and never looked back as I made my way out of the ring. I thought for sure I would get jumped, but like true pussies, all four of you stood in the ring, seething over the truths I had to speak, and unable to lift a damn finger to do anything about it. It’s pathetic and quite frankly, it was an act of cowardice on your parts. I can’t say that I’m shocked. Any vanity projected headed up by Jake Smith is a disaster waiting to happen. EAW has a long history of failed stables and vanity projects, and here’s why. A group centered around a single person that works only to benefit said person is never going to stand the test of time. Jake Smith decided to do his best impersonation of Drake King and put together a group of people to do his bidding so he can put himself in a better position, nevermind the fact he’s not fit to hold Drake’s jockstrap. Let’s face it. Jake doesn’t have the ability to stand out on his own. He’s the type of person who needs to use others in order to get ahead. Can’t relate, but I’m trying to lower my standards here and understand. I’m trying to figure out why anyone in their right mind would align themselves with someone who’s never been able to make it on his own. Indulge me and look at things this way. Jake is heading up a stable involving the PURE Champion, Limmy Monaghan. Do you think that Jake is going to sit back and allow Limmy to hold championship gold when he can’t even get a whiff of it himself? Limmy is by far the most successful member of Insurgency, which is a bit sad all things considered, and that’s bound to strike a nerve in Jake sooner or later. He’s never going to settle for being the second best member of his own group, while Limmy will somehow continue to find himself the benefactor of other people’s misfortunes. I mean do we really believe Limmy Monaghan would be walking around with the PURE Championship had Adam Lucas been able to compete at Road to Redemption?

Mr. DEDEDE: Exactly. I don’t think anything else needs to be said about that situation. I also don’t feel like I need to point out exactly what Maxwell’s role in Insurgency is. It’s nothing, really. The guy was a stooge on Showdown, doing the bidding of a puppet I put into place to act as General Manager, around Territorial Invasion time, and now he’s basically a stooge for Insurgency, being held back by a group of people who really don’t give a damn about him. Maxwell serves absolutely no purpose, and I’m sure sooner or later, he will go on another break or just disappear all together. Now that right there is a tale as old as time, and Gawd doesn’t need to treat you all to a story about that. Elitists come and they go, but I will forever remain the constant when it comes to this business. It’s like I told my opponent, Donovan, this week. Corny jokes about my age are things I’ve been listening to for years. Absolutely none of it has ever slowed me down or made me second guess anything I’ve ever done. I am literally entering into the prime of life. My career is about to take off and reach astronomical heights which is downright terrifying when you factor in everything I’ve already done. There’s so much more left for me to do, and picking apart Insurgency and shattering their livelihood is just one of the many things I have put on my ‘to do’ list. Insurgency is on my time now; forced to constantly look over their shoulders and wonder where and when the immortal Mahatma Gawdhi will strike. Donovan Duke, remember what I told you. If I really wanted you out of here, you’d be out of here. And by will or by force, if I decide in the ring that you aren’t worthy of being able to walk under your own power for the remainder of your days, I can see to it that it happens. Your running buddies in Insurgency won’t be able to help you, because I’m more than willing to deal with them in a similar fashion. The position you’ve been placed in tonight sucks for you. You’re a lamb being led to slaughter, forced to serve as the example of Maxwell, Limmy, and Jake. You don’t cross Gawd and get away with it.

(Mr. DEDEDE pauses for the briefest of moments.

Mr. DEDEDE: Test me not.

(Mr. DEDEDE lowers the microphone and his music begins to blast across the PA system. He had some troubling words for the members of Insurgency, and how they react to them will be anyone’s guess. Mr. DEDEDE seems ready for the challenge he will get from Donovan Duke tonight, and more importantly, the one he could very well get from all of Insurgency. Mr. DEDEDE rises up from his resting spot and smirks at the crowd as Dynasty fades into a commercial break.)

(A commercial for Make-A-Wish is shown where a local McDonalds gets visited by New Breed Champion, Andre Walker where he talks to some employee named Reece)

(Dynasty fades to a panned shot of the Dynasty stage before ‘Invincible by Pop Smoke plays through the speakers, as the virtual crowd absolutely bursts into a mixed reaction. A lot of fans cheer as tonight is Chris’ first match back in a long time, but some of them still boo anyway. Nonetheless, Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage, not with the usual smirk that he always has on his face, but a more serious look as he makes his way down the ramp. Everyone knows by now what Insurgency did to Chris and what he’s going to say about them as he grips a mic in his hand, and it’s clear that Chris just wants to get his hands on them as fast as possible.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… …. CCCHHRRRIIISSSSSS EEEELLLIIITTTEE!!!!!

Stew-O: Just look at Chris Elite’s face! You can see the anger just seething through him as he makes his way to the ring. I can’t imagine what it was like for him after the injuries suffered thanks to Insurgency, but now is his chance to get a small bit of revenge tonight, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. Chris already made a statement against the PURE Champion Limmy Monaghan. This week is all about sending a message to the PURE Champion.

Flannery McCoy: Speaking of sending a message it seems that he has some things to say to the EAW Universe, it should be interesting to hear what he has in store for us tonight. But if we know him well? It’s not going to bode well for Insurgency if he has some plans up his sleeve. 

Jake Mercer: YASSSS!!! MY BROTHAS AND SISTAASSSS!!! HE’S HERE!! TO PUT OUT THE RACIST GROUP INSURRECTION!!!

Stew-O: :francis:

Flannery McCoy: :francis:

(Chris Elite slides into the ring as he gives a simple twirl of his mic, scanning the virtual crowd for a moment as ‘Invincible’ fades out. The crowd buzzes as Elite gives it a long moment, letting the silence creep in, before he begins to speak)

Chris Elite: Can you believe they thought I’d be gone??? :mjlol: Oh nah, you know Big Bhristopher Elitus Elite could never go away because I am one of the best fucking elitists in this company to date, and yet people just love to forget that. And you know that especially a group full of bozos would make the mistake of tryna take me out, they picked the wrong fucking career. I guess I’m just that much better than them to the point where even after a 4-on-1 attack I still come back and smoke ya PURE Champion in a few weeks time. Yeah, that shit could for sure work on some bozos like SEBAS and Adam Lucas but those fuckers ain’t no fucking Hall of Famer like me. They’re just garbage losers just like everyone in Insurgency is, so in case you didn’t realize beloved’s, that’s how far you’re going to get. But then they decided to go after me thinking that I’d go down just as easy as those two examples yet they forget who the hell I am. And that’s what I get out of this, people are seeming to forget who the hell I am. :francis: And yet those same people can’t even win a World Championship, fucking bozos.

Chris Elite: Jake and Limmy’s ceiling is the PURE Championship and Donovan and Maxwell’s ceiling is… winning a match in the first place. But you see no matter the given time of day, I could easily beat the fuck out of each and every one of those bozos and now even them taking me by surprise (Pause), and attacking me from behind like the pussies they are, they won’t be able to put me down because I won’t let them do so, naw, we out here on the hunt for dickeating bozos now. Every one of my mistakes is a lesson and you need to know that with how great I am, combined with those group of bozos never being able to put me down again, I have my future set ahead of me.

Chris Elite: Why that might be? I’ma let you know later ‘bout allat. Instead, I want to give myself a bit of time to address the garbage that is Insurgency, play-by-play, even though they don’t deserve that shit. Let’s start with the bozo that I’m facing, Maxwell? Well, I don’t need to say much about him because I already did this week more than enough. I don’t need to destroy him verbally anymore because I’ll destroy him physically in a few minutes and get that victory and send a message to Limmy in the process. But all I need to really say is that he’s got more abs than he has brain cells and if anyone for some reason decided to take the time to watch his videos can confirm that. But I’ve said what I needed to say and that’s the fact that it tells a lot that the only thing he was able to win was an stupid fucking enhancement talent battle royal at Road To Redemption, beloved, it’s going to take much more than that to beat someone like me. It’s fucking hiliarious how it’s not even a challenge to pick and choose which one is lacking in the group, and it ain’t any of them but you. How sad.

Chris Elite: Speaking of people who are only here to lay down for people, Donovan Duke? Bro bout to give DEDEDE a free win just like Maxwell is going to do for me. :camby: He looks like he got bullied in high school and because of that ended up being addicted to crack but then got hit up by a groomer wrestling trainer and it saved his career. His haircut is fucking retarded and my shiny, bald head is sexier than that garbage squirrel on his head. Honestly, making fun of his haircut is pretty corny but if you think about it, does it really matter after all? He’s fucking corny as fuck anyways so why should he get my effort when I don’t need to give anything more than high school insults like he’s only capable of. 

Chris Elite: Limmy Monaghan? Well, other than the fact he’s acting like a Dollar Tree Theron Nikolas saying “Kneel” and shit especially when the fucking bozo is copying off of someone who copied off of him, you’re going to have to do much more than change “God Emperor” into a generic nickname like “The PURE King” to differentiate yourself. I mean, should I be surprised? When your idol is someone who put a blicky to his head off the narcotics I’m not shocked he’s the most unoriginal, edgy fucktard who acts tough just like the rest of this fucking group. It ain’t even gonna be a hard guess once I get my hands on you, don’t even bother trying to guess who’s gonna win that. You’re not worth a Hall of Famers time but lo and behold here I am, giving you that attention you direly needed because you thought attacking someone like me was something you could get away with. :mjlol2: Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

Chris Elite: And don’t even get me started on their fucking leader? Jake Smith? Well, I mean, Jake is the biggest bitch in the stable somehow when the whole stable is full of bitches but all Jake Smith’s done in his whole career is bitch and moan and made looked like a full by 2 women as ugly as he is. Jake is obviously the one with the most shit to hold in the stable but let’s all be honest here for a second and admit that Jake Smith has never been good and going from being Drake King’s bitch, to personally feeding his Revolution tag partner lines for his promos, I can’t even be surprised that Jake finds himself new allies, I mean, it’s the yearly cycle. And you think you’re different, you think you’re slick acting like you ain’t only looking out for yourself and the other three bozos were just fucking stupid enough to do your bidding. It’s funny how high the expectations are for you, how fucking low this shits been since I’ve been gone that they’ve degraded themselves to let you be top talent, atleast that’s what you say. Yeah when you got multiple Hall of Famers and former World Champions on this brand, some bozo who’s only known for riding dick and having two sad reigns with the PURE Championship which is the only thing he can cling on, is apparently the best in this entire company. :headout: If the bar is really that low then get me the fuck out of here. I ain’t shocked this man beat me and yet still ain’t do shit afterwards, bro is 4’9” and acts like he’s 15, he’s all the makings of low-tier talent yet he ain’t see it. Why the fuck is this group so stupid?

Chris Elite: But honestly enough about telling you all about how bad these fucking bozos are since everyone already knows that, I need to get back to letting y’all know why I’m really here. Limmy thought he was so smart when he took me out with those 3 mentally disabled students but he’s ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed if he about to attack Big Bhris Elite of all people. If anything he made an enemy in me when he had no reason to. As advertised, I have my eyes set on revenge. Limmy took away my opportunity to win the Tag Titles with my son Malcolm so I’ll take the chance of taking a title reign away from him too. Yeah, it wouldn’t be Chris Elite if I didn’t use my Gawd Contract.

Chris Elite: So let’s do this real quick. Using my powers I think it’s about time I book me versus Limmy Monaghan for the PURE Championship at Reckless Wiring. 

(The crowd absolutely roars in response to a new match being confirmed for the Dynasty Free-Per-View, Elite doesn’t bug though, he simply just continues to stand in the ring nonchalantly before continuing to speak)

Chris Elite: And I’ll go into Reckless Wiring having put down every, single, fucking, Insurgency member starting with Maxwell up next. You four bozos signed your fucking deathwish by underestimating me and thinking that I’d never come back right on your ass, and especially so soon. Y’all suck my dick because the biggest threat to your stable is back. Y’all would’ve been succeeding if you kept going after garbage elitists but then you decided to go after the best of the best that I am and that’s where you made the biggest mistake you ever could-

(Before Chris is able to finish his sentence, ‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris, Frank Ocean and Migos hits to a virtual crowd full of boos. Chris is clearly angered but he shakes his head, he has a job to do and the person coming out right now was simply quickening the process. Maxwell begins walking out to the stage, and the crowd begins booing even louder as the Insurgency member begins walking down the ramp. Maxwell looks very confident as he makes his way towards the ring, not worried about who his opponent is tonight knowing what he and Insurgency did to him in the past.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: Already in the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. CCCHHRRRIIISSSSSS EEEELLLIIITTTEE!!!!!

(Chris simply doesn’t respond to the crowd as they respond with another mixed reaction. He waits for Maxwell in the ring clearly ready to go at it with him, as calm and composed as he can possibly be as he does so. Maxwell can only laugh in response to the seriousness of Elite as he continues to make his way to the ring)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 231 pounds….. MMMAAAAAXXXXWWWWEEELLLLLL!!!!!

Stew-O: Here comes Maxwell! Who decided to come out in a ceremonious way and interrupt Chris Elite’s train of thought, but we already heard what we needed to hear! This is one of the few matches I’m sure Maxwell’s opponent tonight was waiting for, as if you all remember Maxwell and the rest of Insurgency attacked Chris Elite and put him out of action before King of Elite!

Jake Mercer: If Maxwell could get the victory again that’d be a huge statement made for Insurgency. This is Chris Elite’s first match back, and I don’t think Chris can afford to lose tonight.

Flannery McCoy: That’s right, but I’m sure this is one match Maxwell doesn’t want to lose either.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: DROPKICK BY CHRIS ELITE!!! THE BELL JUST RANG AND CHRIS ELITE JUST CHARGED INTO MAXWELL WITH A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK, SENDING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Chris quickly running up to Maxwell and he begins punching and stomping away at him, and what a return to the ring this is! I can’t be surprised that Chris is starting the match in such an aggressive way, after all Maxwell is part of the group that took him out of action and cost him a Unified Tag Team Championship match at King of Elite! Chris has Maxwell in a seated position, and now he charges to the opposite corner before running right back towards Maxwell!

Jake Mercer: HAWK EM!!! HAWK EM CONNECTS ON MAXWELL, AND NOW CHRIS PULLS MAXWELL AWAY FROM THE CORNER BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE- but Maxwell makes the smart decision of rolling out of the ring! WAIT, CHRIS WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TO MAXWELL OUT TO RINGSIDE!! What a move by the returning Chris Elite, and right now it’s like he never left! He might actually be better than ever right now, maybe that therapy’s doing him good! Chris picks Maxwell up, and he slams his face into the apron before rolling him back into the ring!

Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite now on the apron, and he’s waiting for Maxwell to get back up! Maxwell manages to stumble back up to his feet, AND NOW CHRIS GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD- NO! MAXWELL PUSHED CHRIS’ LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND THAT CAUSED CHRIS TO DROP STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE! Chris is hanging on the top rope right now and that allows Maxwell to grab him in a front facelock, BEFORE DROPPING HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! The cover by Maxwell!

ONE!

T-

Stew-O: Impressive moves by Maxwell, but Chris Elite manages to get the shoulder up! Maxwell immediately capitalizes though as he puts Chris in a rear chinlock! Just like that Maxwell has managed to slow down the pace of this match, and that’s not what Chris wants! MAXWELL WITH A STRIKE TO CHRIS’ CHEST, and that has to make this submission hold even more effective as Maxwell continues punching him! Chris is trying to get back up but Maxwell has the size advantage. This is definitely going to be a struggle for Chris no matter how you put it.

Jake Mercer: Wait! Chris is starting to get back to a knee, AND NOW THERE’S AN ELBOW TO MAXWELL’S MIDSECTION! CHRIS NOW LIFTING MAXWELL IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY- BUT MAXWELL SLIPS OUT OF IT BEFORE TAKING CHRIS DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A CHOP BLOCK! Maxwell now putting Chris in the front facelock- BUT CHRIS QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND DROPS MAXWELL WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! What a move by Chris Elite! Maxwell uses the ropes to try to get back to his feet, AND NOW CHRIS RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE HITTING MAXWELL WITH A-

Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL LIFTS CHRIS OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! Maxwell turns around- RIGHT INTO A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI BY CHRIS ELITE, AND CHRIS LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR- BUT MAXWELL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Chris manages to quickly roll back up to his feet, BUT MAXWELL CHARGES AT CHRIS BEFORE TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT! Huge move by Maxwell, and now Maxwell picks Chris up and I think he’s looking for another suplex- BUT CHRIS HITS MAXWELL WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Great counter by Chris Elite!

Stew-O: Maxwell looked for a discus clothesline just now to respond to that knee, but Chris managed to duck under it! WAIT! 5 BOROUGH COMBO! CHRIS CONNECTS WITH THE TWO PUNCHES AND THE SHOOT KICK, AND NOW THERE’S THE SPINNING BACKFIST! Chris is lighting Maxwell up here, and it’s still not over yet! Chris going for that lariat- BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! MAXWELL LIFTS CHRIS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS THIS TIME, AND I THINK MAXWELL IS ABOUT TO TRY AND FINISH THIS MATCH UP IN RECORD TIME! MAXWELL MIGHT JUST PUT CHRIS AWAY HERE! MISSING FRAGMENT!!

Jake Mercer: BACKSTABBER BY CHRIS ELITE!! AS MAXWELL WENT FOR THE MISSING FRAGMENT CHRIS COUNTERED WITH A BACKSTABBER! Amazing move by Chris Elite, and now he goes for the cover to put him away!

ONE!

TW-

Jake Mercer: NO! That wasn’t enough just yet! Maxwell gets the shoulder up! Chris is all over Maxwell though, stomping all over him! Chris clearly has unfinished business with the entirety of Insurgency after they took him out of action, and now he’s finally getting his revenge! Maxwell pulling himself towards the apron, but Chris still doesn’t seem to be done with him! AS MAXWELL GETS UP CHRIS HOPS ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK!

Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL AVOIDED THE DROPKICK! HE BACKPEDALED WHILE ON THE APRON, BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! WAIT, MAXWELL GRABS CHRIS AND RAMS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Chris Elite was just sent right into the ringpost, but Maxwell manages to keep holding Chris on the apron! Maxwell is lifting Chris up, and he has him in a powerbomb position! Chris is trying to fight out of it, but I don’t know if I like his chances right now! MAXWELL WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB OUT TO RINGSIDE!!

Stew-O: Both Elitists are down at ringside, and that’s to be expected after Maxwell delivered such a move! That was always going to do a lot of damage to Maxwell, but in the end it was even more effective on Chris Elite! Both Elitists clearly hurt, and now the referee is forced to begin counting as he now reaches a count of one! Maxwell is stirring as he crawls back towards the ring, and now he’s starting to use it to get back to his feet but Chris is still down! This is extremely bad for Chris Elite, Maxwel now has an opportunity to capitalize!

Jake Mercer: Maxwell picks Chris up in a front facelock as the referee makes it all the way to the count of three, OH NO!! MAXWELL WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! CHRIS WAS JUST SLAMMED BACK FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON! At this point it’s like Maxwell wants to reinjure Chris! Now it’s Maxwell that’s stomping all over Chris, and this isn’t good at all for the returning Chris Elite! I’m sure this isn’t how he wanted to make his in-ring return, but now Maxwell is pulling him up and I don’t think I like what he has in mind! MAXWELL SENDS CHRIS TO THE STEEL STEPS!!

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS JUMPS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE TAKING MAXWELL DOWN WITH A MOONSAULT TRANSITIONED INTO A REVERSE DDT! Once again both Elitists are down, and this isn’t good for either competitor as the referee has reached the count of six! Chris grabs onto the steel steps to pull himself up as the referee gets to a count of seven, and he rolls into the ring before rolling right back out! Chris just restarted the count, which can’t be good news as it means he still has more he wants to do outside of the ring!

Stew-O: Chris grabs Maxwell as he rolls out of the ring, and he rams him into the barricade! Chris now looks at the ringpost before looking back at Maxwell, and that right there can’t mean anything good! Chris pulls Maxwell up onto his shoulders, and whatever Chris is going for might seriously injure Maxwell and I think Chris knows that very well! CHRIS CHARGES TOWARDS THE RINGPOST, AND HE GOES FOR THE 44 BULLDOG INTO THE POST!!

Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO! AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT MAXWELL SLIPPED OUT OF CHRIS’ SHOULDERS AND PUSHED HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Maxwell just saved himself there, and now he rolls Chris into the ring- JUST FOR CHRIS TO JUMP UP AND HIT MAXWELL WITH A DROPKICK JUST AS HE GOT ONTO THE APRON! Chris Elite with a huge burst in energy all of a sudden, and now he begins running the ropes as he noticed Maxwell land on his feet at ringside! CHRIS ELITE WITH AN AMAZING TOPE CON HILO TO MAXWELL, AND LOOK AT THAT! CHRIS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET!

Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite’s athleticism has been put on display here, and now he rolls Maxwell into the ring before following behind! Chris now is waiting for Maxwell to get back to his feet, and if I had to guess I think he’s setting up for the Box Office Smash! Maxwell is slowly beginning to stumble back up to his feet, and we could really be approaching the end of this match right here! Maxwell is on one knee.. And now he’s finally back up! CHRIS ELITE CHARGES IN, AND HE GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH- WAIT WAIT WAIT! NO!

Stew-O: MAXWELL GRABBED CHRIS’ LEG AND PULLED HIM INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! MAXWELL HAS CHRIS IN A STANDING ANKLE LOCK, AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MAXWELL NEEDED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH! This might be a tragic return match for Chris Elite if he ends up tapping out here! Chris has been waiting to get his hands on Insurgency, and if he’s not able to defeat Maxwell tonight that’s gotta be a big blow to his confidence going forward! Chris was defeated by Limmy Monaghan prior to the attack that took him out of action, imagine if Maxwell also gets the victory over him by submission!

Jake Mercer: Chris doesn’t seem to be tapping though, AND NOW MAXWELL LETS GO OF THE ANKLE LOCK JUST TO GRAB CHRIS’ ARM AND LOCK IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! This is a submission Maxwell uses far more frequently than the ankle lock, and now Chris is definitely in way more trouble than before as Maxwell begins pulling on Chris’ arm! I’m sure Maxwell would have no problem with dislocating Chris Elite’s shoulder tonight, so Chris needs to hurry up and get to those ropes or find a way out of the submission!

Flannery McCoy: Chris is getting back up to a knee, and it looks like he’s choosing to get out of this submission without the ropes! Chris uses his free arm to pull one of Maxwell’s arm out of the submission, AND NOW CHRIS FREE’S THE OTHER ARM BEFORE GRABBING MAXWELL AND DELIVERING A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! CHRIS NOT FINISHING THERE AS HE PULLS MAXWELL BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE BUT MAXWELL MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES TO SAVE HIMSELF! Chris is forced to let go of Maxwell as he has the ropes- but Maxwell uses his foot to sweep Chris’ legs out from under him!

Stew-O: MAXWELL WITH A HUGE BOOT TO CHRIS’ FACE AS CHRIS SAT BACK UP! Maxwell grabs Chris in the front facelock and pulls him up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE FERRARI OVERDRIVE!! THE FERRARI OVERDRIVE CONNECTS ON CHRIS ELITE, AND THIS ONE MAY JUST BE OVER! THERE’S THE COVER BY MAXWELL!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE-

Stew-O: WHAT!? HOW!? CHRIS ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!! Maxwell can’t believe that this match is still on, but he needs to hurry and finish this match or else Chris is going to find a way back into this!

Jake Mercer: Maxwell is on top of Chris right now and he’s punching away at the former World Champion! Maxwell finally letting go of Chris, AND NOW HE LIFTS CHRIS UP FOR THE TORTURE RACK- JUST FOR CHRIS TO SLIP OUT OF IT! CHRIS BOUNCES INTO THE ROPES BEFORE RUNNING OFF OF THEM, AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE OPEN YA MATA!! CHRIS HITS MAXWELL WITH THE RUNNING KNEE, BUT HE’S STILL HURT FROM MAXWELL’S FERRARI OVERDRIVE AND CAN’T GO FOR THE COVER! That’s awful, Chris might have had this match over with right then and there!

Flannery McCoy: Chris crawls over to the corner, meanwhile Maxwell is able to pull himself towards the opposite one! Maxwell is in a seated position while Chris is finding his way back to his feet, AND NOW CHRIS CHARGES IN TOWARDS MAXWELL! CHRIS GOES FOR ANOTHER HAWK EM DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE- BUT MAXWELL BARELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! MAXWELL JUST AVOIDED GETTING HIT WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES, THAT WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE! Chris just crashed into the turnbuckles though, and now once again both Elitists are down! This is still anyone’s match!

Stew-O: Maxwell rolls out of the ring, and he pulls Chris’ legs out of the ring from opposite sides of the ring post, BEFORE SLAMMING CHRIS’ LEG INTO THE RINGPOST! WHAT A MOVE BY MAXWELL, AND NOW HE DOES THE SAME WITH CHRIS’ OTHER LEG! MAXWELL NOW, WITH A FIGURE FOUR ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING HANGING ON THE RINGPOST! Maxwell is only allowed to apply the submission to the count of five, but that had to do a lot of damage nonetheless! Maxwell rolling back into the ring before dragging Chris towards the center of the ring, AND NOW I THINK MAXWELL IS ABOUT TO TRY AND LOCK IN THE PYRAMIS SCHEME!!

Jake Mercer: Chris is able to get back onto his back though before kicking Maxwell off of him- AND CHRIS KIPS UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE HITTING MAXWELL WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Maxwell is now on spaghetti legs and Chris tries to capitalize- BUT MAXWELL DELIVERS A HUGE FOREARM, CAUSING CHRIS TO STUMBLE! MAXWELL NOW GRABBING CHRIS FROM BEHIND, AND I THINK I HAVE A FEELING WHAT HE’S SETTING UP FOR! MAXWELL GOING FOR THE MONEY MAKER!! THE RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW- DOES NOT CONNECT!!

Flannery McCoy: Chris managed to hit Maxwell with a boot to the face, AND NOW CHRIS GOES FOR ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE BUT MAXWELL SLIPS BEHIND CHRIS BEFORE GRABBING HIM FROM BEHIND ONCE AGAIN! THIS TIME MAXWELL GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET BEFORE CHARGING IN AND HITTING MAXWELL WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP- WAIT! NO! MAXWELL ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Both men are avoiding each other’s moves and tricks- BUT HE COULDN’T DUCK THAT! Maxwell just took Chris down with a huge boot, and now he’s going up to the top rope! He doesn’t do it often, but he’s going high risk to get a huge victory under his belt! Chris finally getting back up to his feet, AND NOW MAXWELL GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBOD-

Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! THE BOX OFFICE SMASH CONNECTS ON MAXWELL!! MAXWELL CHOSE TO GO HIGH RISK FOR ONCE AND THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT IN HIS FAVOR! Chris pulls Maxwell away from the corner, but he doesn’t go for the cover just yet! I think Chris is gonna show Maxwell how it’s done as he makes his way to the top rope himself! Chris isn’t waiting for Maxwell to get up though, INSTEAD HE IMMEDIATELY DIVES!

Jake Mercer: AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!!! THE DIVING SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS ON MAXWELL, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE COVER!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. CCCHHRRIIISSSSSS EEEEELLLLIIIITTTTEEEE!!!

Jake Mercer: Yessir we rewriting the script for my black brethren. :ahhh: Making Black History Month right once more my brothas and sistas! 

Stew-O: And that’s all for Maxwell! What a great comeback by Chris Elite, hitting the Box Office Smash and following it up with that amazing spiral tap! In the end this is exactly what Chris needed. That’s one Insurgency member down, three to go!

Flannery McCoy: Maxwell put up a great fight, but in the end Chris Elite gets the job done. This should be enough to prove to everyone what we should have already known. Chris Elite has definitely not lost a step in his time away from the ring. Chris is back and he’s just as good as ever! Congratulations Chris Elite!

(‘Invincible’ hits, and the virtual crowd gives off a mixed reaction for Chris Elite after winning his first match back after Insurgency’s attack. Chris gets back to his feet, and he has his hand raised by the referee before continuing to celebrate the victory on his own as Maxwell rolls out of the ring. While Chris celebrates the victory, Dynasty fades away from ringside.)

(A commercial for the “return” of the Battleground brand where Mr. DEDEDE is seen giving a warning to each and every person who is going to be on the roster)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…

(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits as the crowd erupts with boos.)

Stephie Love: From Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 125 pounds she is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA ADAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Veena Adams makes her way to the ring looking arrogant. She has a big smirk on her face as she spreads her arms out and basks in the aura of the World 1 Theatre as the crowd simply continues to boo her. She makes a yapping gesture with her mouth before completely shrugging them off as she makes her way down the ramp)

Flannery McCoy: She’s not better than me. The Flan puts in that work in front of the mirror.

Jake Mercer: Did someone say something? Veena is the only woman in the room I can see!

SLAP!

Stew-O: Like her or not but Veena is professional wrestling royalty. She believes she is an inspiration to everyone here in EAW but from w)hat I have heard backstage everyone hates her. Of course my contract and paycheck say that I actually love her and think she is great. But let’s see how she does in the ring this week!

Jake Mercer: Well I agree with her that a woman cannot be king. I mean we even have a word specifically for that very reason! Queen! It’s not as good as king because we all know a man should be in charge! Just like I am in charge here at the commentary table. I am basically your king you know.

Flannery McCoy: Nah you’re my bitch.

Jake Mercer: :whoa:

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi hits to boos from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 221 pounds he is the “Most Watched Champion in History” IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTTTTT, REMIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

(Impact makes his way out to the stage with a determined look on his face.)

Flannery McCoy: Nobody has won more titles than this man! Fuck him tho he is a douchebag!

Jake Mercer: Flan’s jealousy on full display tonight! Hate to see it!

Stew-O: Well we may hate to see that but we always love to see a Hall of Fame legend like Impact in the ring. Will he be able to overcome Veena Adams’ superior genetics here tonight? Let’s find out!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as both competitors feel each other out in the ring. Veena Adams jumping around wildly as Impact stalks around here. Impact stops for a second and just laughs as Veena is clearly overcompensating for something before backing her into a corner. Impact then just begins wailing away at Veena in the corner. Fist after fist and a clubbing haymaker in the corner. An elbow strike as Veena tries to move out of the way. But Impact grabs her by the hair and throws her back into the corner to strike her once more. Veena goes low with a kick to the leg and begins throwing hands fighting back but Impact with both hands around her throat tosses her back into the corner and continues beating the shit out of her until she falls to the mat. Veena tries to roll under the bottom rope as Impact chases after her and clubs her across the throat as she hangs across the apron.

Stew-O: Veena Adams rolls back into the ring followed quickly by Impact. Veena charges in only to be taken down with a sudden clothesline from Impact! Veena tries to recover in the corner as Impact makes his way in looking to do some more damage! A thumb to the eye! Impact falls back as Veena charges in but on instinct he catches her! Impact lifts up Veena before dropping her with a Side Slam in the middle of the ring! The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Veena Adams tries to roll out of the ring but Impact reaches over the top rope to grab her. Veena grabs Impact by the head and drops pulling his neck over the top rope and knocking him down! Veena back in the ring but Impact already back up and takes her down with a Missile Dropkick! Veena up but Impact charges at her with a Running Clothesline sending them both out of the ring! But it looks like Impact hurt himself on the fall! Veena back up as she slams Impact’s head over the steel steps at ringside before tossing him back into the ring. Veena now up on the top rope as she comes flying off. FLYING CROSSBODY!!! THE COVER!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Impact. Veena Adams angrily begins stomping away at Impact on the mat trying to keep him grounded. Veena grabs the arm of Impact and locks in an armbar on the mat keeping it locked in tight leaving her opponent no place to go! Veena wrenching that arm as Impact slowly begins to power out of it but Veena tries to keep hold of the arm until Impact is able to lift her up! Arm drag takedown! Impact up and Veena taken down with a Clothesline! Veena back up to more punishment from Impact striking her and whipping her across the ring! Dropkick takes her down! Impact now up to the top rope! FLYING AXE HANDLE OFF THE TOP!

Stew-O: No! VEENA ADAMS COUNTERS IN MIDAIR WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Both competitors now down in the ring as Veena stalks her way over to Impact wrenching the arm but Impact powers out. So Veena Superkicks him right in the face! Impact drops to the mat with a thud as Veena goes for another cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Impact pulls himself up in the corner as Veena Adams stalks him in and they begin trading blows. But it looks like Impact is getting the better of her! Impact strikes Veena who falls back against the ropes… but she returns with a Lunging Clothesline to take him down! Veena now mounting on top of Impact as she wails away with punches despite the referee’s warning that she needs to get off him so this match can continue! Veena eventually relents as Impact pulls himself up in the corner and gets treated to a series of hard chops across the chest. Impact struggling to stay on his feet now and eventually collapses into the corner but Veena yanks him back up! Veena hooks the arm going for a Suplex! But Impact resists!

Flannery McCoy: Impact counters into a Suplex of his own! Veena Adams’ move has been countered! Both competitors slowly make their way back up to their feet… but Veena takes Impact out with a Superkick out of nowhere! Veena to the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Kick Out by Impact! Both competitors back up as they trade blows in the ring. Veena Adams with a huge bitch slap! But that only enrages Impact who begins to destroy her with a series of hard punches right to the face! Impact grabs Veena around the throat! But Veena goes low with a kick! Impact blocks the low blow! However, Veena leaps with the other leg! Enzuigiri takes down Impact as Veena collapses to the mat as well right next to him! The referee begins the count!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Jake Mercer: Both competitors make it back up before the count of ten! Impact grabs Veena Adams by the hair and bashes her face into the turnbuckle! Impact mounts Veena in the corner and begins to pummel her with punches as the crowd counts it down!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

Flannery McCoy: Impact lets Veena Adams go as she starts to collapse to the mat! But instead he grabs her by the throat and tosses her into the opposite corner. Impact backs up before charging in! Running Clothesline into the corner! Veena Adams just got run over by a train! Impact grabs Veena by the legs as he is looking to lock her into the Walls of Impact! But Veena is fighting out of it! She uses her impressive leg strength to kick Impact away from her and back to her feet! Impact turns around looking to grab her legs again… but Veena is already back up!

Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! Veena connects with the Adams Family Spear! The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Impact kicks out! He has survived that Spear many times and from the man who innovated it in the first place! He’s not going to go down to his niece’s poor copy of it! Veena can’t believe it! She is back up as she grabs Impact by the hair… but this time Impact gets her with a thumb to the eye!

Flannery McCoy: Impact grabs the legs of Veena Adams flipping her upside down! THE WALLS OF IMPACT APPLIED! THE WALLS ARE LOCKED IN! VEENA TAPS IMMEDIATELY!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… IMPACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi hits as Impact has his arm raised by the referee.)

Veena Adams (off-mic): You didn’t beat me! I never lose! I can’t be beaten! This match isn’t worth it so enjoy your “victory”. I just tapped to get out of this waste of time :mjlol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Veena Adams is shown making her way swiftly backstage with a big smirk on her face as Impact looks at the stage confused as hell before he shrugs ignoring her and continues to celebrate in the ring.)

Flannery McCoy: Well we know that Veena is all about self-preservation. I doubt she even cares about winning or losing since she can just use her backstage connections to live a life most of us can only dream of. Oh well let her believe what she wants.

Jake Mercer: A very competitive back and forth matchup but in the end the Most Watched Champion in history pulls it off! Impact called her a cockwhore earlier this week and tonight he proved it! Wait… nevermind.

Stew-O: For someone who claims she doesn’t care about wasting her time with this match Veena sure put up a fight! This was a back and forth contest all the way through until Impact got those legendary Walls locked in. I have to say I am doubting that Veena wasn’t actually trying to win…

Flannery McCoy: Well don’t tell her that Stew. I don’t want to be out here alone with Jake.

Jake Mercer: We should have done that for Valentine’s Day tbh.

Flannery McCoy: :whoa:

(The camera cut to a commercial featuring Steroid Dawg fighting against the NYPD’s robodog swarm as it descends upon her for walking outside without a leash. Free my big dawg fr.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial once again finding ourselves in the backstage area of the World 1 Theatre that’s completely dim and secluded from the rest of the lively backstage halls. A light tapping sound is heard as a boot is seen tapping against a production crate slowly. Of course, Xander Payne is once more seen seated in the same place he was last week, rubbing his head back and forth for a good moment before opening his eyes and looking towards the camera, only real difference being he’s in his wrestling attire, seeing he has a match soon against Dray Fontana. He takes a few heavy breaths to compose himself, before he begins to speak)

Xander Payne: Season 14 for me has been littered with disappointment thus far. I could try and shrug it off and say that the clock is still ticking, but the truth is there’s nothing to run from anymore. And let me say if it wasn’t evident before, it eats me alive. But hell, let’s not just look at Season 14, let’s look at last year, 2020. It looked to be my year, ending the decade before with my beautiful face embedded on your television screens, it was looking to be my time, to finally shatter that glass ceiling. But then I lost my chance to win the Answers World Championship at King of Elite 2020, then I did it again at Grand Rampage 2020. Just when I thought there was a sliver of hope, a crevice of light that was finally seeping through and giving me hope, it all transpired. I won the PURE Championship at Pain For Pride XIII, but then the next Free-Per-View after, in my first title defense, I immediately lost it to Dray Fontana, that’s where it all went downhill, all from there.

Xander Payne: But then once again I found my “Saving Grace” and that was in the form of the King of Elite finals. It was looking up, but then I lost it to Mr. DEDEDE’s whore of a wife. But you know what? After some thinking on my part, I’d like to thank that silicone bitch. She helped me, she gave me an epiphany. She made me realize that enough was enough. I’ve been stumbling through my EAW career for the longest time now, Xander Payne needs to take back his career, his destiny, and fulfill the expectations that were meant to be for me all those months ago. And I think it should be obvious, I need to become World Champion once and for all.

Xander Payne: It’s been a constant problem that I need to solve. I need to show that my ceiling is much more than mid-card bullshit. That I am fully capable of winning a World Championship and I will finally do so, all in due time. I know that this whole thing started with me losing to Dray at Operation: Doomsday and letting go of my PURE Championship reign before I could even get comfortable, but I finally have my chance. The chance to right my wrongs and mend my mistakes, and do what I should’ve done before, and that’s put Dray down once and for all and completely throw him away, leave him in the past, and move onto what truly matters, and that’s the future. It will be a match to remember, to know that I am serious about this shit more than ever. If you don’t come to realize it now? Then that’s on you, I will simply do what I’ve always done throughout my career, and that’s shock the world.

Xander Payne: I hope Lethal Consequences is paying very close attention. Clutching the World Heavyweight Championship close to his chest and absolutely dreading the day I finally get my hands on him, because it will be the day that those 6 years of work that he prided himself on achieving? Will all be gone in a matter of minutes, like it was never there to begin with. I am finally coming for what truly should be mine, and I’m not going to hold back anymore. I’ve met so many failures that I’m not being looked at as a legitimate threat anymore, and it’s time to change that for the better. So watch snuggly, or watch with fear.

(Xander leans forward and clasps his hands together. His face having a cold and solemn expression as he does so)

Xander Payne: Because that is your fate, and the only thing you can do? Is come to acceptance with it.

(Xander slams his hands on the production crate as he pushes himself up and makes his way towards the Gorilla Position, his match against Dray Fontana, is coming up next. As the camera from there transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as Stephie Love he is shown in the ring, ready to announce the next matchup.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES CONTEST AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill begins to play as the entrance video for Xander Payne is played on the titantron. Xander Payne walks onto the stage, cracking his neck, screaming, and making his way down the ramp with intensity.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANNAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 250 POOOOUUNNNDDDSSSSSS, XANNNNDDEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ‘PAYNEKILLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR’ PAYNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: There is absolutely no denying the run this man has been on. We could very well be looking at the biggest star of 2021 thus far. Xander Payne has been on an undeniable streak recently. King of Elite finals, victories over the likes of New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, and World heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences. Now he looks to continue this magical run he’s been on. But that’s easier said than done. 

Stew-O: Agreed, this man he’s facing tonight is the same man who beat him for his Pure title all those months ago. Dray Fontana very well could be Xander’s kryptonite, and he’ll look to be exactly that tonight. A win over Dray would have to cement Xander as one of, if not, Dynasty’s most acclaimed star of 2021. He looks ready to keep that status, here tonight.

(The virtual crowd continues their reception for Xander Payne, he meanly walks around the ring, entering in and trash talking before ‘It Follows’ fades out. From there the lights fade to black, then a spotlight focuses on the stage. ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta sounds throughout the arena. “UNRULY X UNRIVALED” flashes on the screen as Dray Fontana appears in the spotlight.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF  KINGSTON UPON THAMES, ENGLAND, IN THE UNIIITTTEEEDD KIINNGGGDOOMMM!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 200 POUNDSSSS, DRAYYYYYYYYYYY ‘THE PRINCEEEEE’ FONTTTANNNNAAAAA!!!! 

Jake Mercer: This kid has had his ups and downs over the past number of months, but he’s remained a consistent deliverance of amazing matches and performances through it all. He’s not to be taken lightly, Xander knows all too well. Will that victory over Payne last year factor into Fontana’s approach tonight?

Stew-O: He’s gotta know Xander has his eyes on revenge, and will be more careful this time around. Dray’s improvement in its own isn’t to be disregarded, though. He’s grown from the kid who became Pure Champion in a sudden resurgence of his career, to a mainstay of Dynasty’s main event scene. He’s become a star, and tonight, he has the chance to shine as such. 

(Dray rolls into the ring, throwing his jacket to the outside as he eyes his opponent across the ring. He points a finger gun to the camera as ‘Pure Water’ fades out)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Xander Payne charges out of the corner, immediately bringing the fight to Dray Fontana! Meeting him with a boot to the midsection! Unloading with a fury of punches to Dray Fontana, beating him down to the canvas! Dray’s already doubled over in the corner! XANDER LOOKING FOR ‘INTO THE FIRE’! THAT ROLLING SENTON INTO THE CORNER! HE GOES FOR IT, BUT DRAY UP TO HIS FEET, A DROP TOE HOLD STOPS XANDER IN HIS TRACKS, AS HE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!

Stew-O: They’re already pushing the pace of this match and it just started! Dray now fires off a superkick- but Xander avoids it, grabs his wrist, and launches Dray across the ring with an irish whip! Now Xander into the corner with a running clothesline that nearly took Dray’s head off! What a clothesline from Payne! Xander Payne looks to finish this deadly combination with a release german suplex, but Dray is desperately holding onto the ropes! Dray nails Xander with a back elbow to the skull! Now Dray up to the second rope! Xander rips him down, but Dray stuns him again with a forearm to the jaw! Now Dray lands a pele kick on the mark! That one dropped Xander to a knee! 

Jake Mercer: Stumbling backwards now is Xander, trying to find his footing, Dray’s headed to the outside! Looking for a springboard forearm now is Fontana! He comes off the rope- No! Xander clips Dray’s feet and sends him crashing onto the apron, and to the outside goes Fontana! Xander Payne with phenomenal wherewithal, able to cut Dray off at the pass before he could take him out with that deadly forearm! Xander Payne follows Dray to the outside, tracking down his prey. He’s loading up, here he goes!!!! SUPERKICK! A superkick to the jaw of Dray Fontana, dropping the Englishman down to the floor, clutching his jaw as Xander mouths off to the virtual crowd! 

Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana is in deep trouble only minutes into this match! Xander Payne has been on fire in 2021, a win over the man who took his Pure title last year would be huge for him! And you know that’s the only thing on his mind; revenge! Xander grabs the hair of Dray, dragging him to his feet- BUT TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! DRAY GRABS THE BEARD OF XANDER! PULLING IT AS HARD AS HE CAN!

Stew-O: Pause! 

Flannery McCoy: DRAY STOMPS ON THE TOES OF XANDER! NOW GRABS THE FINGERS, GOING FOR THE FINGER SNAP! NO! XANDER WITH A HEADBUTT, CRACKING THE SKULL OF DRAY WITH THAT NASTY HEADBUTT!! DRAY STUMBLED BACKWARDS! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS AFTER THAT ONE! NOW XANDER CHARGES FORWARDS AND LAUNCHES DRAY INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK! XANDER WITH THAT RUNNING DROPKICK HAS JUST TAKEN DRAY OUT OF THIS MATCH! HE’S DOWN AND OUT, XANDER PAYNE IS ON FIRE! 

Stew-O: Yes, he is!! Xander Payne knows he needs to capitalize on this momentum! Trying to roll Dray back into the ring- Dray with a thumb to the eye! Digging that thumb into Xander’s eye socket! The referee couldn’t see it! Now Dray shoves Xander backfirst into the apron! OUCH! Xander dropped to both knees after that one! DRAY WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE GROUNDED XANDER! THAT KICK RIGHT OFF THE EAR TO XANDER! DRAY WAS PLAYING POSSUM, HE FEELS THE TIDES OF THIS MATCH TURNING IN HIS FAVOR! 

Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA ON THE APRON NOW, WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKING?!? DRAY FONTANA RUNNING ACROSS THE APRON AS HE DIVES WITH TWO BOOTS TO THE CHEST OF XANDER!!!! GOOD LORD, DRAY TOOK ALL THE WIND OUT OF XANDER’S SAILS WITH THAT DIVING STOMP! Xander doesn’t wear too many of his shots, but he wore that one! He’s still gasping for air, Dray fontana is smiling at him! It’s Dray Fontana who rolls Xander back into the ring, and ‘The Prince’ has taken control of this match! Dray turns Xander around, but Payne goes for a step-up enziguri! No! He misses the attempt as Dray Fontana had it telegraphed, Xander trying to lift himself to his feet, Dray kicks out his arm from under him!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAY DEADLIFTING XANDER OFF THE CANVAS, LOOK AT THIS POWER FROM DRAY FONTANA! HE’S GOT XANDER’S BACK AS HE LIFTS HIM CLEAN INTO THE AIR! YELLING OUT IN A CRY OF ENERGY, DRAY PLANTS XANDER WITH A ROUGH GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE GETS TO HIS FEET AND SCREAMS INTO THE CAMERA! WHAT A DISPLAY FROM THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION!!! Dray Fontana making a statement that his power isn’t to be slept on! He’s a technical maestro, but can easily utilize the strength of a powerhouse when he wants to! That’s a special talent right there!

Stew-O: Now boots to the side of Xander’s head, taunting him, Dray talking to him, and it doesn’t sound kind! Xander getting more frustrated, he gets back up to his feet quickly! A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF DRAY! NOW XANDER LOOKS FOR A STUNNER! DRAY SHOVES HIM OFF, SENDING XANDER AGAINST THE ROPES- DRAY GOES FOR AN ENZIGURI! WAIT, XANDER HELD ONTO THE ROPES, DRAY HIT THE CANVAS HARD! NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR FONTANA! NOW XANDER SHOOTS ANOTHER SUPERKICK, WHICH FINDS ITS MARK! DRAY STUNNED, HE’S ON WOBBLY LEGS! XANDER GOES FOR THE STUNNER AGAIN! NO! DRAY TURNS IT AROUND, WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR NOW?!?

Jake Mercer: HE’S SEARCHING FOR A BRAINBUSTER, HE WANTS TO DROP PAYNE ON HIS HEAD! HERE HE GOES! XANDER WITH KNEES TO THE SKULL, DRAY DROPS HIM BACK TO THE CANVAS! DRAY WITH A KNEE TO THE RIBS OF XANDER, NOW DRAY’S GOT THE FINGERS!!!! OH NO!!!! SNAP!!!!! HE SNAPPED THE FINGERS OF XANDER’S HAND, NOW DRAY GRABS PAYNE AGAIN, BANG!!!! DROPPING HIM HEAD FIRST WITH THAT BRAINBUSTER! THAT LOOKED SO IMPACTFUL, XANDER IS DOWN, AND THIS MIGHT BE ALL SHE WROTE!!

Flannery McCoy: THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! DRAY FALLS INTO THE COVER OF XANDER PAYNE! FOR THE WIN!!! 

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

(THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-)

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! KICKOUT FROM XANDER PAYNE! HE POWERED OUT OF THAT NASTY BRAINBUSTER BY DRAY FONTANA, HOW, I HAVE NO IDEA!!! Xander Payne managed to power out, but how much does he actually have left?! That kick out looked like it was fueled by instinct alone! Dray Fontana with a disgusted expression on his face, he can’t believe Xander survived that awful brainbuster. But he needs to keep pushing forward, he’s got Xander Payne drowning in deep waters. Dragging Xander up by his beard again, Payne now fires off a wild lariat! Dray avoids it, gets behind Payne, AND SHOCKS HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER! THAT BACKSTABBER STOOD XANDER PAYNE STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!!!! DRAY FONTANA POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND DELIVERS ANOTHER TOXIC BACKSTABBER TO XANDER!!!

Stew-O: TWO HUGE BACKSTABBERS FROM DRAY! XANDER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE! DRAY HEADS BACK TO THE CORNER, HE’S SETTING UP FOR ‘THE PARAMOUNT’!!! THIS WILL SURELY BRING DOOM TO XANDER, DRAY WANTS TO FINISH THIS MATCH DEFINITELY! HERE WE GO!!! DRAY WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE-NO! WHAT THE HELL?!?! XANDER POPPED DRAY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, HE’S GOT HIM IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR HOLD!!! OH, GOD!!! XANDER PAYNE BREAKS THE BACK OF DRAY WITH ‘AMNESIA’!!!!! THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR BACKBREAKER DROP FROM XANDER, OUT OF ABSOLUTELY  NOWHERE! JUST LIKE THAT, XANDER IS BACK IN THIS MATCH! NEVER COUNT OUT ‘THE WRESTLING GENIUS’!!!!

Jake Mercer: Now Dray on uncertain legs, he’s using the ropes to get back up! XANDER SCREAMS OUT IN ANGER AND DELIVERS THE ‘OVERDOSE’ PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF DRAY!!! FONTANA DROPS TO A KNEE AS HIS NOSE BEGINS TO DRIP WITH BLOOD!! HIS EYES ARE WATERING UP, HE’S COMPROMISED! XANDER WITH THAT TARGETED STRIKE OF THE NOSE, NOW GETTING TO HIS FEET, AND DELIVERING A STUNNER TO DRAY!!!! THAT ONE CONNECTED, AND IT SENDS DRAY HURDLING OUT OF THE RING!!! XANDER IS RELENTLESS, DRAY’S LEANING AGAINST THE APRON, BUT XANDER COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA!!! DRAY TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR AND XANDER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!!!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER DRAGS DRAY BY HIS HAIR AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! DRAY’S HEAD CRUSHED AGAINST THE APRON! OH, NO!!!! XANDER ISN’T DONE YET, HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON THE FINISH RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!! XANDER BACKS UP, THEN  RUNS TOWARDS DRAY AGAIN!!!! ‘INTO THE FIREEEEEEE’!!!!!- BUT DRAY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND XANDER CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! HE SLAMMED HIMSELF INTO THE BARRICADE, DRAY FONTANA GOT OUT OF HARM’S WAY JUST IN TIME! DRAY FONTANA JUST BARELY OUT OF THE WAY, BUT HE DID, AND XANDER CRASHED AND BURNED!!! Dray quickly rolls him back into the ring, he feels the urgency! This could be his chance! This could be Dray’s biggest win of 2021 thus far!!! HE PICKS XANDER UP FOR A POWERBOMB!!! HERE WE GO!!! UP TO THE SKIES AND RIPPED BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A VICIOUS POWERBOMB GOES XANDER!!!! HIS BODY THROWN AGAINST THAT CANVAS WITH SO MUCH FORCE, THAT’S IT, DRAY FONTANA HAS TO HAVE ENDED THIS MATCH!!! HE COVERS XANDER!!!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

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Stew-O: KICKOUT!!! WPODODPALOKLAPDLPAMWLOAP!!!!!! HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DID XANDER KICK OUT!!?!? DRAY DELIVERED THAT POWERBOMB WITH EVERY SHRED OF ENERGY HE HAD LEFT, AND XANDER STILL STAYS ALIVE!!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!! DRAY FONTANA ONCE AGAIN HEADING TO THE CORNER, LOOKING FOR ‘THE PARAMOUNT’!!!! XANDER’S SECONDS AWAY FROM DEFEAT!!! HERE HE GOES!!! ‘THE PARAMMMMOUUNNN- NO, XANDER SIDESTEPS HIM, AND SHOOTS OFF A RUNNING BACK ELBOW!!! NO!!! DRAKE AVOIDS THAT, STEP-UP ‘PARAMOUNT’!!!!! HE MODIFIED THAT FLYING BICYCLE KNEE, AND IT CONNECTED ON THE JAW OF XANDER!!!! WHAT A KNEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: DRAY’S GOT HIM ROCKED!!! ANOTHER BRAINBUSTER!!!! DRAY FONTANA DELIVERS YET ANOTHER SPARINGLY PAINFUL BRAINBUSTER, XANDER LOOKS LIKE HIS NECK IS BROKEN!!!! DRAY FONTANA HEADS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, HE’S GOT THE FINISH IN HIS SIGHTS!!!! LOOKING FOR THE ‘RAPTURE KILLER’!!! HE’S HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE, XANDER IS BARELY STIRRING!!! DRASY ON THE TOP ROPE, HERE HE GO- WAIT, XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET, HE QUICKLY GETS TO THE TOP, MEETING DRAY ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! THESE TWO MEN TEETERING ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!! 

Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE, DEAR GOD!!!!!! XANDER THROWS DRAY FROM THE TOP WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEEEXXXXXXXX!!!!! AND BOTH MEN HIT THE CANVAS HARD!!!!! THEY BOTH FELL FROM THE TOP ROPE, BOTH ARE DOWN!!!! BUT I HAVE TO IMAGINE DRAY GOT THE BRUNT OF THAT!!!! XANDER UP TO HIS FEET LIKE A ZOMBIE, GRABS DRAY BY THE WRIST, AND ATTEMPTS TO LIFT HIM!!! NOW HE’S GOING FOR ‘THE LAST SEDATION’!!! HERE HE GOES, DRAY COMES OFF THE ROPES- BUT HE JUST FALLS TO THE CANVAS, HE”S GOT NOTHING LEFT IN THE TANK!!! XANDER TRIES TO P- NO!!! DRAY CAUGHT HIM IN A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

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Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! XANDER KICKED OUT!!! HE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT IN THAT QUICK PACKAGE PIN, DRAY HAD HIM!!!! XANDER FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF DRAY!!! FONTANA IS ROCKED, THAT ONE LANDED FLUS ON THE MONEY!!! XANDER POINTS TO DRAY, PUSHES HIM OFF THE ROPES AND PLANTS HIM WITH ‘THE LAST SEDATION’!!!!! POP-UP POWERBOMB DRIVES DRAY THROUGH THE CANVAS, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!! XANDER FALLS OVER AND GETS HIS ARM ON TOP OF DRAY FONTANA!!!! 

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: HE DID IT AGAIN!!! XANDER PAYNE PULLS THROUGH WITH A HUGE WIN ON DYNASTY, WHAT A RUN THIS HAS BEEN, AND IT CONTINUES TONIGHT!!!

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ‘PAYNEEEEEKILLERRRRRR’ XANDEERRRRRRR PAYNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

(Xander Payne is shown celebrating his hand held high, but a familiar theme begins to play and the eyes turn to the entrance stage and the crowd responds with absolutely thunderous cheers)

Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL, THAT’S LC’S THEME, AND THERE HE IS!!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP, SLIDING INTO THE RING, AND THROWING HIS TITLE DOWN!!!! HE TAKES XANDER DOWN AND BEGINS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! WHAT’S HAPPENING, LC JUST JUMPED ON XANDER, HE’S BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF HIM!!!

Stew-O: LC WITH BIG PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF XANDER!!! BRUTAL STRIKES FROM LC!!! XANDER IS DEFENSELESS, HE’S BEEN THROUGH A WAR, HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING!!! LC WITH A BOOT PRESSED AGAINST XANDER’S THROAT, HOLDS HIS TITLE HIGH IN THE AIR, SMILING AT THIS VIRTUAL CROWD, WHO ARE BOOING THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!! LC PICKS XANDER UP, ONE LAST TIME, HE THROWS HIM AGAINST THE ROPES AND MEETS HIM WITH AN ‘LCR’ ELBOW TO THE SKULL!!!! XANDER DROPS LIFELESSLY TO THE CANVAS!!!

Jake Mercer: WHY THE HELL WOULD LC DO THAT?!? HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND DESTROYED XANDER PAYNE, AND NOW HE’S GOT HIS TITLE OVER HIS SHOULDER, WALKING BACK UP THE RAMP!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT….

(A shot of Lethal Consequences smiling at Xander Payne, who’s being tended to by medical officials is shown. LC is shown walking back through the curtain, the shot fades to commercial break.)

(A commercial for Showdown featuring the greatest wrestling match of all time going down, (Face) Strawberry Steve versus (Heel) Strawberry Steve for the BBB Bhampionship)

(Dynasty fades to the backstage area, and the first thing shown is Michael Belfort with a microphone in his hand. He has a smile on his face, and soon begins to speak as the camera finishes its transition to the backstage area.)

Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Adam Lucas!

(The virtual cheers as the camera pans out and Adam Lucas steps into the scene.)

Michael Belfort: Adam, last week you made it clear that you’re not done with the PURE Championship. You called out Limmy Monaghan, but in the end he wasn’t the one to show up and interrupt you. Instead it was Komatsu Ogawa alongside your teammate at King of Elite, MITSUBACHI. MITSUBACHI would remain silent as Komatsu Ogawa berated you. Do you have anything to say about that confrontation?

(Adam looks down at the ground for a few seconds before just shaking his head, finally beginning to answer.)

Adam Lucas: Honestly, I’m just as confused as everyone else is. I don’t know what came over Komatsu Ogawa. I wasn’t expecting that type of energy from him after I was pretty much the reason our team even had a fighting chance at King of Elite. I understand they must not be too happy following our loss. We all had the same common enemy of Insurgency and in the end despite our- or my best efforts rather, we still came up short. It was a disappointing loss for us all, but I didn’t think they’d respond the way they did. Komatsu Ogawa for some reason walked out and just started attacking me, and MITSUBACHI was right there with him not doing anything about it. I thought that after working alongside him for as long as I have that we’d all be on the same page, but I guess not. That’s all fine though, because I won’t need anybody going forward. I made it clear that I still want the PURE Championship, and defeating Insurgency’s “leader” in Jake Smith will be a statement to Limmy Monaghan.

Michael Belfort: Speaking of Limmy, it turns out that Chris Elite used the Gawd Contract to make a match between himself and Limmy for the PURE Championship at Reckless Wiring, pretty much cutting the line to get a shot. Is there anything you’d like to say about Chris’ sudden move to the title scene?

Adam Lucas: Well, it’s pretty disappointing. Everyone knows by now that I still want the PURE Championship after everything the current Champion put me through in my chase for it, and now once again it looks like a PURE Championship match has slipped right through my fingertips. I won’t let this stop me though, because I can’t let Limmy Monaghan get away with his actions. I still want the PURE Championship and I definitely want to make sure Limmy pays for everything he did, so I’ll still try to find my way to his title even if I can’t just face him at Reckless Wiring. I’m going to-

(Before Adam could finish his sentence, once again Komatsu Ogawa and MITSUBACHI interrupt him. The pair walk into the camera’s view, and Adam doesn’t look too happy seeing them after what happened just last week.)

Adam Lucas: Have you guys not had enough yet? I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m not going to sit here and allow you to keep interrupting me and getting in my way week after week. We were just on the same page a few weeks ago and now all of a sudden you two have an issue. MITSUBACHI, what’s going on? Why did you just let Ogawa speak for you that whole time last week? You know none of the things he said were true. 

Komatsu Ogawa: You whine too much. Losers like you should be far more grateful. You’re lucky MITSUBACHI even graced you with his presence. He didn’t have to be here but like I said he is a kind soul. He gives way more to this business than he has to and people like you take that for granted! He was your tag team partner for multiple weeks and you didn’t even appreciate it! You didn’t deserve to have the great MITSUBACHI as a tag team partner all those weeks, especially after ruining the match for him at King of Elite! You’re the last person that deserves a PURE Championship match after dragging MITSUBACHI down, so just get over your problems with Limmy Monaghan already because you’re not getting another opportunity! There’s only one person that deserves a PURE Championship match right now, and it’s the man standing right next to me.

(Adam looks over at MITSUBACHI, but MITSUBACHI has yet to really say anything about Komatsu Ogawa’s words. Adam sighs, knowing that the same situation from last week is being repeated.)

Adam Lucas: And you’re really not going to say anything about this? I still don’t understand this. I don’t get why Ogawa thinks I’m the one that dragged our team down when I likely cared about stopping Insurgency more than anyone else on our team. Is this really all about the PURE Championship? I’m sorry, but I should have been competing for the PURE Championship way back at Road to Redemption way back in December. Limmy Monaghan cost me that opportunity and since then he’s done everything he could to avoid actually defending that title against me. If you guys believe you deserve a PURE Championship match that has nothing to do with me, but don’t stand in my way when I’m trying to get what I should have months ago. I’m owed a shot at the PURE Championship, so this right here is pointless. 

Komatsu Ogawa: You never belonged in the title picture in the first place! MITSUBACHI carried you in tag team matches week after week, and it’s no wonder that you couldn’t actually pull your weight when it mattered most. The last thing you should be doing right now is competing for a Championship, and if you had any decency you’d step aside and acknowledge MITSUBACHI as the one and only person deserving to face Limmy Monaghan for that Championship! Unlike you, MITSUBACHI would actually get the job done instead of letting Limmy Monaghan take weeks off of your career! 

Adam Lucas: And how do we know that? 

Komatsu Ogawa: Because MITSUBACHI is better than you in every way! He always has been! You were better off staying gone, then MITSU wouldn’t have been held back by your incompetence-

(At this point Adam shoves Komatsu Ogawa out of the way and walks up to MITSUBACHI’s face. He’s clearly tired of Komatsu Ogawa, and MITSUBACHI isn’t making things better by not speaking. However, MITSUBACHI does step up to Adam Lucas, causing both men to go face to face as Komatsu quickly recovers and stands by MITSUBACHI.)

Adam Lucas: What’s the problem, MITSU? Are you really just going to remain silent through all this? What, do you actually agree with what he’s saying? At least be honest with me, because I’m tired of all this silence and I’m definitely done listening to Komatsu Ogawa. I don’t need him to keep speaking for you when you’re right here, so what is it? Is Ogawa just lying, or is he saying what you believed all along?

???: Fellas, fellas. I know you both want to rip each other’s heads off, but we all have a common goal at the end of the day.

(All three men turn, and both Adam and MITSUBACHI back away from each other as none other than Mr. DEDEDE walks into the area.)

Mr. DEDEDE: We all just want to put an end to Insurgency. Is that right?

(Both Adam and MITSUBACHI remain silent, but they slowly nod their heads.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Okay, good. Now, what if I told you I could help you do both? 

(The two men look at each other before looking back at Mr. DEDEDE.)

Adam Lucas: Do both? What do you mean?

Mr. DEDEDE: Exactly what I said. Next week I’ll have you two sign a contract for a one-on-one singles match between you and MITSU for Reckless Wiring. The winner gets a special opportunity. 

(Both Adam and MITSUBACHI take some time to think. They both seem to realize that this could be their chance at getting the PURE Championship match both of them seem to want. MITSUBACHI looks back at Komatsu Ogawa, before finally he nods at Mr. DEDEDE.)

MITSUBACHI: I accept.

Adam Lucas: I’ll be there.

Mr. DEDEDE: Perfect. I’ll see you next week then.

(Just like that, as Mr. DEDEDE finishes speaking he walks away from the area. Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHI look at each other for a moment knowing that this means they’ll have to face each other soon. Adam then looks at Komatsu Ogawa who caused the whole situation, and before long both MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa take their leave, leaving Adam Lucas and the interviewer Michael Belfort there in silence as Dynasty fades away from the area.)

– Adam Lucas beats Jake Smith via Mr. DEDEDE interference – TBP ASAP SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

(A commercial for the Scooby-Doo reboot starring Justin Windgate, Impact, Sienna Jade, Harper Lee, and of course, Xander Payne as Scooby)

(The scene transitions to a personal locker room backstage. The cunning Serena Bennett is seen sitting on a bench with a compact mirror in hand. Serena begins to tussle her hair as a familiar voice is heard nearby.)

???: OH, MY BELOVED SERENA!!!

(Serena closes her eyes in disbelief as she sharply turns to the side.)

Serena Bennett: What the hell—

(The Beloved Dr. Angelo D’Angelo walks into frame with the biggest smile on his beautiful, progressive face. He beams down at Serena who slowly stands to her feet, a tad uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :blessed: I always KNEW you had it in you, Serena! I can practically FEEL the spirits of our ancestors smiling down on you today, can’t you?! It’s about damn time you stood up for yourself, and broke the chains that were crippling you, holding you back, slowing you down from reaching your full potential! Now, you are FINALLY free! All it took was a little nudge in the right direction and you were able to see the truth in my message. And the truth has set you free, Serena.

(Serena raises a brow and crosses her arms as she steps away from the overzealous doctor.) 

Serena Bennett: Is that so? 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: And that’s just the beginning, queen. By embracing the truth, now, we can TRULY begin eradicating the racial prejudice from this toxic workplace environment. Thank you, Serena, for finally embracing the truth and supporting our movement! I always knew you had it in you, and it’s so wonderful to see that you’ve joined our cause.

Serena Bennett: Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, supporting who and what?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: The truth is that WAE didn’t become the hotspot for racism overnight. There is deep-rooted hatred for my sisters and brothers that always put their lives on the line to entertain our oppressor. For far too long, our people have only suffered on a consistent basis for the sake of these yacubian peckerwoods! To see my Nubian Crip-tonian go out and defend the name of DOCTOR ANGELO D’ANGELO against those caucasoid gargoyles makes blood rush! They’re not ready for what we’re about to do, queen. They never will be, and how the hell could they?! This is the moment I’ve been waiting for for WEEKS! Serena Bennett has finally seen the vision and not a SINGLE member of this locker room is ready for what WE are about to do! 

Serena Bennett: “We”??? 🤨 I think you might’ve got things a little twisted. I didn’t go out there to defend you or your supposed “vision.” I went out there because those cacs had the audacity to talk ill of me and throw my name around as reckless as they were, and I wasn’t about to let them get away with it. Bottom line. This got nothing to do with you, or your mission, or—

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: MY SISTAH!!! DON’T YOU SEE?! You taking matters into your own hands was EXACTLY what those people needed to see on television tonight! You didn’t let them walk all over you, no ma’am! And I’m so proud of you, even after all they’ve done to try and keep you down and out, you prevail! Still, you rise! THE WHITE MAN CAN NO LONGER PUNISH YOU FOR TELLING YOUR TRUTH! They can’t hold ANYTHING against you! They even tried to SILENCE you by taking away your title as a punishment for your outspokenness over the years, I see it for what it is—but there’s a silver lining to all this, Serena! Now, you are FREE of the mental slavery they’ve inflicted onto you without having to worry about appealing to a mass audience you could never relate to! YOU CAN NOW FULLY EMBRACE OUR MOVEMENT, AND YOU WILL BE ABSOLUTELY UNTOUCHABLE!!! 

Serena Bennett: How many god damn times do I have to tell you that I am NOT INTER—

(A pretty and buff hand rests on Serena’s shoulder, and one could only assume based on the look that overcomes her face that a waterfall has begun to flow in her pants. The Visual Prophet comes into frame and stands next to Dr. Angelo D’Angelo.) 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: AND HERE HE IS NOW! OUR BLACK KING! 

Serena Bennett: Oh, hi Viz. 😳🥰

The Visual Prophet: If it isn’t the greatest wrestler of all time. 

Serena Bennett: Oh, um, I—

The Visual Prophet: There’s no need to explain yourself, beloved. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo and I have offered you a pathway that’s full of bliss, success, and equality. You are the light that’s beaming down in these dark times. Moving forward without you would be criminal. A true disservice to the black American demographic that’s watching this right now. Wouldn’t you say, Doctor?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: YES!!! SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN WHO HAS TAKEN FAR TOO LONG TO JOIN FORCES WITH HER BLACK KING!!!! The time is NOW! The stars are aligned! The path has been laid before you, Serena, all you need to do is take that first leap!

(Serena turns her attention to her pretty and buff former Tag Team Grand Prix partner, an inquisitive expression on her face.)

Serena Bennett: So…you in on this too, Viz? You mean D’Angelo has been forreal, this entire time? And you REALLY believe in what he’s selling?

The Visual Prophet: I mean, why wouldn’t I? I do know you and I have a lot more in common apart from our in-ring compatibility. An interest in celebrating Black culture just being one out of many. Just think about it a little more, tag mate. 😉

(Viz and Angelo D’Angelo walk away from the camera’s frame as Serena is left alone with a wide smile on her face before Dynasty fades elsewhere.)

(The camera fades back into the World 1 Theatre as ‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as The Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage. The crowd erupts into cheers, he gyrates his hips for a long, uncomfortable moment before he smiles from ear to ear as he struts down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. From Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 265lbs.. BIG VIZ!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Stew-O: Last week The Visual Prophet teamed up with one of the men he will be facing tonight in Andre Walker. They competed in a 6 man tag team match with Mary S. Atlas, as they defeated 3 members of Insurgency!!

(‘attack ON titan’ by Hiroyuki Sawano hits as the crowd boos heavily. Out steps The reigning PURE Champion, Limmy Monaghan, as he has his title wrapped around his waist under his sleeveless jacket. Limmy pays no attention to the crowd, as he stares directly at Viz who managed to pick up a victory over his Insurgency teammates last week.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Beverly Hill, California.. Weighing in at 211lbs.. He is the EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! THE PURE KING… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!

Jake Mercer: Viz got one over 3 members of Insurgency, but none of those members was the champion of the group, Limmy Monaghan. Out of all three competitors, I don’t see how any of them are at the skill level of Limmy Monaghan. The guy has a bright future, and only continues to impress.

(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke hits, as the crowd cheers heavily again. Andre Walker steps out onto the stage with the EAW New Breed Championship wrapped around his waist as he practically struts around the stage for a good moment. He takes the New Breed Championship off of his waist and raises it to the virtual crowd before making his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And lastly.. From Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 185lbs.. He is the EAW New Breed Champion.. THE NOTORIOUS.. ANDRE WALKER!!

Stew-O: Listen to the amount of cheers going out for the New Breed Champion. It’s going to be interesting to see how the tables have turned now that Viz isn’t teaming with Andre like he did last week. Both of these guys have that competitive drive, and want to win, but now they find themselves as opponents.. It’ll be cool to see how this one plays out!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this one is underway! We have two of EAW’s toughest reigning champions along with the former EAW World Heavyweight Champion squaring off tonight! All three men stare at one another, but it looks like Andre Walker and Limmy Monoghan have decided to team up to take on the much larger Visual Prophet! It’s Andre with a sharp forearm onto the larger Viz! That’s followed up by a forearm by Limmy Monaghan, and now Big Viz is up against the ring ropes! Andre continues to strike Viz in the midsection with multiple kicks as Limmy grabs a hold of Viz’s wrists! Andre grabs the other wrist, as both men whip Viz hard over to the other side of the ring! Viz hits the ropes at the other end, and bounces back.. DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY VIZ AS HE TAKES DOWN BOTH MEN!!!

Jake Mercer: Look at the Visual Prophet! So inspirational! The way he does that titty dance, you’d think he was Terry Cruz!! Both Limmy Monaghan and Andre Walker slowly work up to their feet as Viz looks over his shoulder with a smirk on his face. He continues to run forward towards the ropes! He then bounces back, as Limmy and Andre are facing him.. AND VIZ KNOCKS BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!! Both men hit the canvas hard, and the momentum of their fall has them rolling under the bottom ropes, then landing hard onto the ringside floor!! BIG VIZ IS TOO STRONG!!

Flannery McCoy: This crowd is going wild for The Visual Prophet right now as he does a double bicep flex while kissing his muscle. He’s always had the ability to get the crowd loud, and tonight is no different! Viz drops down to the canvas and rolls out of the ring, as he makes his way over to Andre Walker who is up on his hands and knees. Viz reaches over and grabs Andre, as Andre tries for another forearm strike to the former world champion, but Viz quickly eats the strike and grabs Andre by the back of the head, before tossing him up against the barricade that surrounds the ring! Andre is leaned up against that barricade now, as Viz backs away for a brief moment, then charges in at Andre.. BODY SPLASH AGAINST THE BARRICADE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS AS HE SLAMS RIGHT INTO ANDRE WALKER!! Andre falls down to his knee, then slowly works his way back up, but the Visual Prophet is already nice and low. Viz now shoots his shoulder right into the abdomen of Andre Walker, then lifts the reigning New Breed Champion high into the air!! Viz takes a step back.. THEN DELIVERS A POWERFUL SPINEBUSTER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Andre screams in pain after such a strong move, then drops down to the ringside floor!

Stew-O: Keep your eyes on Limmy Monaghan! He’s back up to his feet, and now he’s making his way over to Viz! RUNNING ELBOW TO THE BACK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!! That strike pierces into Viz’s spine, as the former World Heavyweight Champion drops down to a knee! Limmy is a very precise wrestler with his strikes. There is no question why he currently holds the PURE title that represents pure wrestling and striking. Viz quickly works his way back up to his feet, as he turns around to focus all of his attention onto Limmy Monaghan! RUNNING LARIAT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN! It connects, but Big Viz doesn’t go down! It’s as if Limmy ran right into a brick wall!! Limmy backs away, as Viz does another chest pop, then drops his shoulder down to shoot in on Limmy! Viz has Limmy up on his shoulders, and runs forward.. RIGHT INTO THE CORNER RING POST!! Limmy’s back smashes against that ringpost hard, as we can see it turning red from the amount of impact that there was from the collision! Viz now takes a step back.. IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! SPINNING BACK FIST ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO IS UP AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST!!! NO!! LIMMY DUCKED UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AS VIZ BASHES HIS FOREARM UP AGAINST THAT STEEL RING POST!! Viz is clutching at his forearm in so much pain right now! The amount of force that he put into that move was insanely high, but unfortunately for him, he connected with nothing but steel! Viz is now shaking out his arm, trying to get the blood to flow through. He’s definitely going to be bruised up after this match.. BUT THAT LEAVES LIMMY MONAGHAN OPEN TO HIS A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE GUT!! Viz bends over in pain.. AND LIMMY FOLLOWS UP WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! WOW WHAT A MOVE BY THE REIGNING PURE CHAMPION AS HE SNAPS THE VISUAL PROPHET’S NECK AGAINST THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!

Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet is down, and now Limmy Monaghan stands over him. Limmy now stomps down onto Viz’s leg as he doesn’t allow Viz to recover at all after that neckbreaker from moments ago. He’s keeping the pressure on Viz, and this crowd doesn’t seem to like it one bit. You can hear the virtual boos that echo throughout the arena, but honestly, I think these boos are only making things worse, as they have fired up Limmy!! Limmy with more stomps down onto the leg of Viz! Over and over again he continues to drive his boot into the side of his shin!!

Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND!! LOOK FLANNERY!! INSIDE THE RING!! IT’S ANDRE WALKER!!! The New Breed Champion slid himself into the ring while the other two competitors in this match were distracted by one another, and now he bounces off of the far ropes! Andre charges in the direction of Viz and Limmy! Monaghan has no idea, as Andre leaps over the top rope.. TOP CON HILO!!! ANDRE WALKER WITH THE TOP CON HILO AS HE LANDS RIGHT INTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AT RINGSIDE!!! All three men are down!! There has been a lot of action so far in this match, and we haven’t even spent much time inside of the ring for this one! Most of the chaos has been happening at ringside, but what can you expect when there are no count outs in a match that involves guys with this much explosiveness! That ring isn’t big enough to hold the amount of action these men are delivering!

Jake Mercer: This is Total Nonstop Action here in the Impact Zone!!

Flannery McCoy: Stop calling this place the Impact Zone! :damn:

Stew-O: Andre Walker has slowly worked his way up to his feet, as he makes his way over to Limmy Monaghan who is still down on the ringside floor. Andre lifts up Limmy, then slides his body into the ring! Andre quickly slides in himself, then hooks the legs of the PURE Champion!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHR-

Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout! Andre Walker really wanted to get this one done and over with that pin attempt, but there’s still some fight left in Limmy! Andre gets on one knee, and begins to deliver sharp forearm strikes down onto the head of Limmy Monaghan! Andre now gets up to his feet, as Limmy slowly turns onto his stomach, then works up to his hands and knees.. AND ANDRE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY, AND BLASTS LIMMY IN THE STOMACH WITH A SOCCER-ESQUE KICK!! Limmy instantly rolls onto his side, then over to the corner, where he eventually leans face first against the bottom turnbuckles! Andre Walker sees this, as he backs away and makes his way over to the other end of the ring. Andre charges in.. GRIMSEVER!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD!!!

Stew-O: NO!! NO!!! LIMMY TURNED HIS HEAD JUST IN TIME AND SAW ANDRE COMING!! HE MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME AS ANDRE BASHES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! Andre clutches at his knee in pain, as he drops down to the canvas of the ring. With the amount of speed Andre had with that running knee strike, there is no question that his missed attempt had to hurt! Andre is down on his back.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR AS HE SPLASHES DOWN ONTO ANDRE WALKER!! WHAT A MOVE!! Andre clutches at his stomach in pain, then rolls onto his stomach, as Limmy gets back up to his feet! The reigning PURE Champion quickly makes his way around Andre’s body and wraps his arm around his waist.. What’s this.. DEADLIFT GUTWRENCH SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! ANDRE WAS NEARLY BROKEN IN HALF JUST NOW!!!

Jake Mercer: LOOK!! IT’S THE BOSTON CRAB!!! LIMMY JUST GOT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND KEPT A TIGHT GRIP ON ANDRE’S LEG!! THAT GRIP ENABLED HIM TO TURN ANDRE OVER.. AND NOW ANDRE IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!!

Stew-O: He is definitely in pain alright!! He’s reaching his arms out as far as he can, as he desperately tries to grab the bottom rope in front of him!! Limmy Monoghan is still wrenching back hard on this boston crab, trying to take advantage of the numerous body shots that Andre has had to endure throughout the course of this match!! Andre is reaching out as far as he can!! He’s almost there!!!

Flannery McCoy: AND HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! But wait!!! Limmy let go of him, because Viz has just entered back into the ring, and that allowed Andre to finally get a hold of the ropes!! Limmy is rushing his way towards Viz.. BUT VIZ GRABS HIM WITH A FRONT BODY LOCK, AND MAKES HIM TAKE FLIGHT WITH A POWERFUL BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Limmy hits the canvas hard, as he begins arching his back in pain from Viz’s last move! Limmy slowly works up to his feet, but that doesn’t stop Viz, as The Visual Prophet connects with a knee strike to the abdomen, then gets double underhooks!! Viz is in complete control of this tie up with Limmy.. AND HE TAKES HIM FOR ANOTHER RIDE, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!

Stew-O: NO!! Limmy managed to land on his feet!! Monaghan landed on his feet, and The Visual Prophet had no idea!! Viz turns around.. PELE KICK TO THE HEAD BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!! Viz staggers back as he is definitely groggy after that massive blow to the head! Limmy continues to make his way over to Viz, as he then connects with a headbutt!! And Viz drops down to his knees!! Limmy then takes a step back.. ARMOR BREAKER!! SUPERKICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN AS VIZ DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Limmy Monaghan now goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jake Mercer: NO VIZ KICKS OUT!!

Flannery McCoy: You’re right!! :wow:

Jake Mercer: When it comes to anything in that ring, I’m always right Flannery!

Flannery McCoy: :usure:

Stew-O: Viz managed to kick out at the last possible millisecond! He’s dazed! He’s confused! But he had enough fight left in him to kick out!! Limmy Monaghan now rises up to his feet as he begins to argue with the referee! He thought he had the match won, but the referee isn’t having it. Limmy now turns his attention back over to Viz, as he once again stomps down onto him!! Limmy now makes his way over to the corner, as he begins to scale up to the top rope. He gets himself set, as he stands up and faces out towards the arena!! Viz is down on one knee, then rises up to his feet.. Limmy leaps.. DIVING MOONSAULT ONTO VIZ!!! NO!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES LIMMY MONAGHAN IN MID-AIR!!! BIG VIZ NOW ADJUSTS LIMMY MONAGHAN, AS HE NOW HAS HIM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!

Flannery McCoy: LOOK IT’S ANDRE WALKER ON ANOTHER TURNBUCKLE!! TOP ROPE METEORA ONTO VIZ AND LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! VIZ SQUATTED DOWN LOW, AND ANDRE LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF LIMMY!!! BOTH MEN ARE HELD ON VIZ’S SHOULDERS NOW IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! Viz now walks to the center of the ring.. AIR BAE!!! AIR BAE WITH BOTH MEN ON VIZ’S SHOULDERS!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS THEY COUNT OUT HIS ROTATIONS!! EIGHT! NINE! AND TEN!!! Viz set Limmy and Andre down, as they both wobble on their feet!! Viz blows them both kisses.. THEN CHARGES IN WITH A DOUBLE BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE!!! ANDRE ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HITS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! LIMMY IS DOWN IN THE RING!!! AND VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING INSANE!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWwWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd goes wild. The Visual Prophet gets up to his feet with a smile on his face as does another chest pop for the crowd. The referee then raises his arm in the air.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!

Stew-O: What a match by The Visual Prophet!! Taking out two of Dynasty’s champions at once! This was not an easy task for the former World Champion.

Flannery McCoy: Not at all! He had to work his butt off in order to secure this victory against two very established Elitists in this company!

Jake Mercer: Luckily that butt is so swole.

Stew-O: :dahell:

Jake Mercer: How else do you think Viz got on the cover of Muscle & Fitness magazine. His physique blew up this past year!!

Flannery McCoy: Whatever you say, Jake. Anyways, impressive showing from all three men, but tonight it was Big Viz who came out on top!!!

(The screen shows The Visual Prophet flexing and playing to the crowd before he leaves the ring and makes his way up to the backstage area. The camera shows Limmy and Andre on opposite sides of the ring as they express the same looks of frustration on their face as the screen fades to black)

(A commercial for Indeed.com starring Chris Elite, no relation to finding a job at all)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as it fades into the backstage area. The crowd bursts into cheers as Harper Lee is seen seemingly trying to find someone backstage, EAW employees pass by her but clearly none of whom she’s looking for. She passes by catering and starts asking around) 

Harper Lee: Hey have you seen StarrStan or Veena Adams? 

Caterer: No sorry haven’t seen them. Hey.. Can I ask you a question? 

Harper Lee: Oh, um I’m kinda busy but.. Sure what’s up? 

Caterer: Did you eat any of the pancakes? 

Harper Lee: Uh, no? Why? 

Caterer: Good! Might have put chocolate laxatives in it, instead of chocolate chips! Apparently the bathroom had to be closed because of all the clogged toilets and overflowing shit! 

Harper Lee: Ok.. Thanks.. I’m leaving now.. 

(Harper continues to walk and asks everyone she sees)

Harper Lee: Have you seen Starr or Veena?

Janitor: Nope, I’ve been cleaning the shitter! OVERFLOWING TOILETS EVERYWHERE! I don’t know what’s going on, but it’s just overflowing with shit! 

Harper Lee: Oh.. Ok.. Cool, bye.. 

(Harper starts off again on her search, it isn’t long though before she encounters another person passing by her)

Harper Lee: Veena? Starr? Seen them? No? 

Person: SORRY IN A HURRY!!! 

(The person is grabbing at the back of their pants and running away; Harper looks back at him and just shrugs as she continues her venture. She stops in her tracks as she sees Mary S. Atlas hanging around on her phone, Harper quickly approaches her as she taps her on the shoulder) 

Harper Lee: Oh hey Mary! Nice to see you; have you seen StarrStan or Veena Adams? 

(Mary looks at Harper clearly annoyed that she was forced to engage in conversation, as she rolls her eyes before she lets a disgruntled noise)

Mary S. Atlas: ew… 

(Mary doesn’t hesitate on walking away without giving her a proper answer, as Harper is only left wondering) 

Harper Lee: What the heck was that about? Jerk… OH HEY STARR!! 

(Harper finally sees StarrStans beautiful bald head, and dashes over to talk to him as he coincidentally makes his way out of his office) 

Harper Lee: Hi, I wanted to talk about last week’s match. 

(Starr nods slowly as he gives a reassuring smile towards her) 

StarrStan: Hell of a match, you did good out there kid. 

Harper Lee: Thanks, um, I don’t know if you were able to see the ending? But Xander Payne did kinda cost me that match. And judging how things were going, I did lay LC out, and if the ref was awake I believe I would be World Champion right now.. So.. 

StarrStan: Let me stop you right there. You put on one hell of a match, and as much as I would like to grant you a rematch, my hands are tied. I’m sorry. 

Harper Lee: I understand that I lost, but Xander Payne really is the only reason why I wasn’t able to get the job done. I think if I had another chance; one without Xander Payne getting his fat belly in my way… I think I would actually be able to pull it off. I was so close, and I don’t want my dreams to end like that. 

StarrStan: Look, you did a great job out there like I said; but I can’t grant you another World Championship match against LC. Again, my hands are tied here, and there’s really nothing I can do about it. 

(Harper drops her head, not sad in any sort of way, just a little frustrated as she begins to walk away) 

Harper Lee: It’s ok, I understand. 

StarrStan: However.. 

(Harper stops quickly upon hearing that, and turns around) 

StarrStan: What I CAN do is put you in a position where you can challenge for a World Championship.

(Harper shakes her head a little confused at this sudden change in mood) 

Harper Lee: :oh: What do you mean? 

StarrStan: Well the Universal Women’s Champion Darcy May Morgan is in need of a challenger for her title. With you appearing on Voltage this upcoming week, perhaps it’s time that you make a statement. If you can make your presence known, and show the world that it’s not over for you.. I think you put yourself in prime position to be the next challenger. The starrs… have aligned for you perhaps? 

Harper Lee: Cool pun.. Uh, yeah that sounds great. 

StarrStan: Don’t let opportunity slip away, grab it, and make it be your moment.. 

Harper Lee: Thank you Starr, I appreciate it. 

(A satisfied Harper turns with a smile, and makes her way down the hall as the camera transitions back to the World 1 Theatre) 

(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg plays up to blinding gold lights as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage through a large fog of smoke. He looks around as the crowd has a loud positive reaction for the EAW Chairman. He turns his attention to the ring before he makes his way down the ramp and towards it)

Stephie Love: Introducing first…. residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… THE GAWD… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well the last time we saw DEDEDE in the ring was at King of Elite, facing a crushing loss against Andre Walker, he’s set himself out on redemption, and that starts with the group that is composed with the person who he is facing tonight.

Flannery McCoy: He gave a major warning to Jake Smith tonight, he’s made some bold words and not just that, cost Jake his match against Adam Lucas earlier on in the night! Beating Jake is something that he’s very confident on. Knowing DEDEDE, he can deliver on that. And we’re about to see that in action tonight!

Jake Mercer: Look at the young talent making his way down to the ring right now. Full of potential to say, competing for his first title just two weeks ago and now in the main event of tonight’s Dynasty! Big things I say! Big things!

(DEDEDE runs forward past the bottom rope as he slides into the bottom rope. Scanning the crowd for a second before getting back up to his feet and climbing up to the top rope. He throws his arms in the air before he jumps down and makes his way over to his corner as ‘Value’ fades out. ‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church then played up to the loud boos of the crowd as Donovan Duke made his way out to the stage. As motivated as ever he circles around the stage before focusing his attention on the ring, taking a deep breath before energetically making his way down the ramp)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Stillwater, Oklahoma… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN…. DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: The last time we saw Donovan in the ring was with his Insurgency brothers against The Visual Prophet, Mary S. Atlas, and Andre Walker, which ultimately led to a loss for the team. While that has to be a bummer, Donovan is in a big position this week, and has a chance to get a bigger win than he could ever imagine!

Flannery McCoy: Donovan is heading into possibly one of the biggest matches in his career and he has no room to disappoint right here. Knowing that he has to come out with the victory, because with that? He could absolutely skyrocket to stardom! Let’s see how this goes for the Gambler.

Jake Mercer: I swear this man is the coverstar for EAW: Casino: Double or Nothing, I love that game. :wow:

Flannery McCoy: But… that game doesn’t exist…?

Jake Mercer: Shut up, yes it does.

(Donovan makes his way around the ring before jumping onto the apron and entering into the ring. He climbs up to the top rope and looks around with a stern look on his face before he jumps off and eyes his opponent as he stands in his corner, preparing as ‘The Outsiders’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the evening is underway!

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! DONOVAN ALREADY GOING BIG! HE ATTEMPTS DEALER’S CHOICE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!

Jake Mercer: But DEDEDE manages to duck under the Spinning Back Fist just in time! Donovan catching nothing but air as he turns around! AS DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST OF HIS OWN SENDING DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND!

(Donovan slides down to a seated position as he holds his head for a moment and looks upward. DEDEDE is seen with cool composure as he shakes his head slowly in disappointment)

Stew-O: DEDEDE clearly not pleased with the opposition that he’s been given tonight, but Donovan is clearly not going to take that so lightly! AS DONOVAN DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD OUT OF NOWHERE! DEDEDE taken down to the ground but he’s already right back up to his feet seeing the predicament he’s in, AS IT ALLOWS DONOVAN TO CONNECT WITH A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO SEND HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE falling down to a knee as Donovan grabs him, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DDT TO FOLLOW UP! Donovan knows that DEDEDE could care less about him, but I’m sure he’s on a mission tonight to make sure that his opinion changes! And who knows? He might just beat Gawd in the process!

Jake Mercer: No doubt in that statement as Donovan is grabbing him and dragging him right back up to his feet without a second thought! Donovan grabbing him by the arm and sending him into a Irish whip, but DEDEDE manages to rebound and drive a knee into the gut of Donovan! Donovan pushing away but is right back on the hunt as he makes his way over to him, but DEDEDE with another that forces Donovan down to a kneeling position! AS HE GRABS DONOVAN BY HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A NECKBREAKER!

Stew-O: DEDEDE is quickly beginning to regain footing in this match as he’s right back up to his feet and running to the ropes and back as Donovan is beginning to crawl up to his feet! AS DEDEDE STOPS HIM WITH A SWIFT KICK TO HIS GUT TO COMPLETELY KNOCK ALL OF THE AIR OUT OF HIM! Donovan falling flat on his back as he’s grabbing onto the ropes to drag him towards the apron, AS DEDEDE RUNS FORWARD TO FOLLOW UP AND ATTEMPT A BASEBALL SLIDE!

Flannery McCoy But it’s Donovan that evasively tumbles off the apron leaving nobody home for DEDEDE! DEDEDE quickly realizing the situation he’s in as he slides right of the ring to make his way over to to Donovan before anything else can happen!

Jake Mercer: BUT DONOVAN GRABS THE CHAIRMAN AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY! That has to hurt especially with the contact on the cold hard ringside floor! Donovan grabbing him and quickly rolling into the ring following  him, AS HE GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! ATTEMPTING TO GET A QUICK VICTORY!

OOONNNNEEE!!!!

Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE KICKING OUT BEFORE TWO! 

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is scrambling up to his feet and making his way over to Donovan, BUT DONOVAN OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING DEDEDE BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A HANDSPRING ELBOW! DEDEDE is down as he attempts to recover but Donovan is already climbing up to the top rope to level him once more, AS HE LEAPS OFF AND GOES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE GETS THE KNEES UP LEAVING DONOVAN WITH A BAD LANDING FOR HIS TROUBLES! Donovan in a whole lot of pain but managing to keep himself up onto a knee to try and retaliate, BUT DEDEDE FROM BEHIND ALREADY GRABBING HIM AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A QUICK DRAGON SUPLEX!

Stew-O: DEDEDE realizing that anymore damage inflicted to him could cost him majorly in this match as he’s not even giving Donovan a chance to breathe! DEDEDE now beginning beginning stomp down on him repeatedly as Donovan is trying his best to grab onto his boot to stop the assault but the only thing he can do is roll away as DEDEDE stops just for the moment! Donovan slowly making his way up to his feet, BUT DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER BOOT THIS TIME TO HIS FACE TO KNOCK HIM BACK DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Donovan is feeling the effects of this match now as he’s continuing to grab onto the ropes to slowly bring himself back up in an attempt to fight back against DEDEDE! BUT DEDEDE STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER BIG BOOT!

Jake Mercer: But it’s Donovan that manages to push away his leg knowing better than to fall coy to that again! DEDEDE stumbles forward but is right back on the attack as he lunges forward! BUT DONOVAN RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KITCHEN SINK! DEDEDE falling down to the ground in a seated position as Donovan turns around, AND SENDS A KICK ACROSS THE SPINE OF DEDEDE TO FORCE HIM DOWN!

Stew-O: Donovan beginning to get himself back into this match as he isn’t wasting any time whatsoever grabbing DEDEDE and bringing him back up! As DEDEDE begins to slowly fight back with punches to the gut to hinder Donovan just for the moment! Now DEDEDE transitions with a forearm to his face to send him backwards as Donovan is stunned, DEDEDE following up! DEDEDE GOES FOR A RUNNING LARIAT TO DONOVAN’S HEAD!

Flannery McCoy: But Donovan managing to duck under it as he grabs the arm of DEDEDE and turns him around! Donovan kicking him in the gut as he locks him into a headlock before running and launching off the middle turnbuckle! AS HE GOES FOR STORM CHASER! TORNADO DDT IN EFFECT!

Jake Mercer: But DEDEDE managing to keep him up in the air as he uses his strength to slam Donovan spinefirst into the turnbuckles that Donovan attempted to use to his advantage! DEDEDE moving back as Donovan bounces off the turnbuckle yet managing to keep himself up, as I think he might just fall right into the trap of Gawd!

Stew-O: DEMOLITION! JUMPING CUTTER PLANTS DONOVAN DOWN ON THE GROUND! DEDEDE GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD HE GET THE VICTORY RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT KICKOUT AT 2 BY DONOVAN DUKE! 

Jake Mercer: Donovan still has some fight left in him as DEDEDE is the one questioning what to do next! DEDEDE grabbing him and dragging him back up, as he grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope! Not much fight needed for that one as Donovan slowly gets back up to his feet after that big tumble down to the ringside floor, as DEDEDE prepares himself! AND GETS A RUNNING START AS HE GOES FOR A SOMERSAULT TOPE OVER THE ROPES! “VINTAGE” DEDEDE!

Stew-O: AND NOBODY’S HOME! DONOVAN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS DEDEDE CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE OUTSIDE! 

Flannery McCoy: That had to hurt but it isn’t stopping DEDEDE from fighting through it and stumbling up to his feet! BUT DONOVAN FROM BEHIND AS HE GRABS HIM AND PUSHES HIM FORWARD, AS DEDEDE’S HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE RINGPOST SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

OONNEE!!

TTWWOO!!

Jake Mercer: And the count on the outside begins as DEDEDE falls flat to the ground grabbing at his head! You can see a slight cut where blood is slowly trickling down from his forehead but I’m sure that’s not a concern for either of these competitors at the moment. Donovan continuing to focus on getting as much offense as he can making his way over to the barricade, AS HE THROWS DEDEDE RIGHT INTO IT!

TTHHRRRREEEE!!

FFOOUURR!!

Stew-O: But DEDEDE with a back elbow to the face of Donovan stopping that before it can happen! Donovan is stunned as he moves backwards but is quickly back to engaging him, BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SNAKE EYES ON THE BARRICADE!

FFIIVVEE!!

SSIIXX!!

Flannery McCoy: Donovan taken down to the ground as DEDEDE is immediately rolling into the ring! Donovan is hurt, but does he realize the predicament he’s in?! If he doesn’t get up right now he won’t make the count of ten and DEDEDE wins by countout!

SSEEVVEEN!!

EEIIGGHHTT!!

Jake Mercer: Donovan is up using the ropes, but was that enough for him to find the power to roll into the ring and save himself in this match!

NNIINNEE!!

TTEE-

Stew-O: DONOVAN IS IN! JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! THE MATCH CONTINUES!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! SPEAR!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE KNOWING THAT DONOVAN WAS GOING TO ROLL INTO THE RING TOOK HIM BY SURPRISE AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A BIG SPEAR! DONOVAN IS DOWN AS DEDEDE IS HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!




Stew-O: NO WAY! HOW THE HELL DID DONOVAN KICK OUT OF THAT ONE!

(DEDEDE sits up in complete confusion as he looks down at Donovan who is barely even moving at this point. DEDEDE angrily pushes himself back up to his feet, but he doesn’t let it get the best of him as he simply waits for Donovan)

Flannery McCoy: Donovan still is not giving up in this main event match as DEDEDE is completely distraught! Donovan is beginning to show just a little of life as he grips onto the bottom rope to pull himself closer to it! But does he realize that DEDEDE patiently awaits him as soon as he gets back up to his feet???

Jake Mercer: Well he’ll know! DEDEDE grabbing Donovan and bringing him up, HE’S GOING FOR GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM!

Stew-O: WAIT! Donovan is managing to fight out! Donovan with all his might realizing the situation he’s in as he’s sending elbows to the side of DEDEDE’s face to make sure that he doesn’t connect with the move before shoving him away! DEDEDE pushed against the ropes, BUT HE REBOUNDS BACK AND GOES FOR A RUNNING BACK ELBOW TO COUNTER!

Flannery McCoy: BUT DONOVAN WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY CONNECTS WITH DEALER’S CHOICE! SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING DEDEDE DOWN AS DONOVAN COLLAPSES RIGHT ONTO HIM INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEE-

Jake Mercer: DADDYGAWD KICKS OUT!

Stew-O: Donovan completely exasperated but he keeps the fight going as he’s slowly bringing himself up to a knee and waiting for DEDEDE to do the same. DEDEDE showing his own life but is sluggishly dragging himself up, as Donovan steps forward and stomps right down on his face! Donovan taking a good moment to catch his breath and give himself some more time as he grabs DEDEDE and heaves him up to his feet! BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE sitting right up in pain as Donovan drags him back and takes advantage, as he begins to attack him with a barrage of forearms to his face! DEDEDE being pushed to the ropes as Donovan is absolutely relentless trying to weaken him as much as he can! But that’s not counting out DEDEDE as he realizes that he’s in a tough predicament!

Jake Mercer: Indeed he does as he’s sending body punches straight back to retaliate as this has turned into a full out fist fight between the two of them! Both of them are trading punches to absolutely no end, but it’s DEDEDE that grabs him by the head and sends a knee into his gut! Donovan doubles over as DEDEDE grabs him by the head and sends him down into a Snapmare! Donovan falling down to a seated position as DEDEDE runs to the ropes and back, GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK TO HIS SKULL TO COMPLETELY TAKE HIM OUT!

Stew-O: BUT DONOVAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND ROLLS DEDEDE UP! QUICK PIN ATTEMPT! NO WAY!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE PUSHES AWAY JUST IN TIME!

Jake Mercer: BUT DONOVAN GRABS HIM! NO WAY! ROYAL FLUSH! MICHINOKU DRIVER DROPS THE CHAIRMAN DOWN AS DONOVAN GOES FOR THE PIN! HE COULD BE GETTING THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER RIGHT HERE IF THIS IS IT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!




Stew-O: DEDEDE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! I DON’T KNOW HOW HE DID THAT, BUT SUPER DEDEDE IS ALIVE!

Flannery McCoy: Donovan is in complete shock as even he can’t believe it himself! Donovan slowly bringing himself back up to his feet in complete confusion as he waits for DEDEDE to do the same. DEDEDE is back up! DONOVAN RUNNING FORWARD! HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT ROYAL FLUSH!

Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KNOWS BETTER AS HE TURNS IT AROUND AND FLIPS HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING DONOVAN DOWN INTO A PILEDRIVER! Donovan is down on the ground as DEDEDE launches to his feet and runs to the ropes and back!

Stew-O: HE’S GOING FOR A SPEAR TO COUNTER DONOVAN AND TURN THE TIDES! DONOVAN DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S DONOVAN THAT LEAP FROGS OVER IT! DEDEDE left in complete confusion as he turns around! AND GETS CAUGHT WITH DEALER’S CHOICE! SPINNING BACK FIST OUT OF NOWHERE SENDS DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! OH MY GOD!

Jake Mercer: Donovan knows that that’s not going to be enough, that DEDEDE is clearly going to kick out of it as he doesn’t bother going for the pin! He’s waiting for DEDEDE to get up as Donovan is setting him up! HE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR! HE’S GOING FOR BANKRUPT! GUILLOTINE CHOKE!

Stew-O: OH MY GOD! DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH A SPEAR! DONOVAN IS DOWN! DONOVAN IS DOWN! DEDEDE GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS FINALLY BE ENOUGH TO KEEP DONOVAN DOWN FOR THE COUNT?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!






(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Value’ plays up as Mr. DEDEDE pulls himself up to his feet in pure exhaustion. He keeps himself on a knee for a moment attempting to catch his breath before getting back up and closing his eyes as he takes a few deep breaths. The ref makes his way over and raises his arm in the air in victory while DEDEDE continues to relish in his victory)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! HE DID IT! THE BOYHOOD DREAM! THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE!

Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve just witnessed tonight! Both of these competitors put it on the table and put on one real impressive performance that we’re going to be remembering for a long time to come!

Stew-O: Donovan put up an astounding effort against one of the absolute best in Elite Answers Wrestling history and he showed why he’s not someone to step over on Friday Night Dynasty! But nonetheless, it is none other than Gawd who prevailed and came out on top! Congratulations-

Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! IT’S INSURGENCY!

Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN! AND HERE COMES THE CAVALRY! LIMMY MONAGHAN! MAXWELL! DONOVAN JOINING IN TOO! THEY’RE ALL STOMPING DOWN REPEATEDLY ON DEDEDE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE! THEY’RE GETTING REVENGE FOR EARLIER IN THE NIGHT!

(Jake splits away from the group as he looks at the three of them before making a gesture to bring him up to his feet. DEDEDE is clearly absolutely furious but he’s too weak to fight back as the three of them hold him up and Jake shakes his head)

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) True pussies huh? Here we are, bringing you down to your knees like the bitch that you are. Remember this DEDEDE, this is exactly what’s going to happen when we meet again in the ring. Get him up.

Stew-O: THEY’RE SETTING HIM UP! AND JAKE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPEAR OF HIS OWN! RIPPING A PAGE OUT OF GAWD’S HANDBOOK! INSURGENCY HAVE MADE THEMSELVES KNOWN TONIGHT!

(Jake, Limmy, Maxwell, and Donovan stand above DEDEDE as Jake shakes his head even more. He turns around and makes his way out of the ring as the rest of the members follow him and make their way to the back. The last shot seen is DEDEDE slowly recovering as he looks at the four of them absolutely angered but in a whole lot of pain at the same time as from there, Dynasty fades out completely to black)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by Matthew Graham

Most Valuable Elitist #260

Showdown 2/27/21