(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last weeks-)
(The usual recap that preceded Friday Night Dynasty is interrupted as purple smoke fills the screen. The sounds of the instrumental version of “Can You Feel It” by The Fat Boys begins to thump as we see a solid brick house of a man nearly naked surrounded by the smoke. A voice can be heard penetrating the music.)
???: Can you feel it?
(Images of ruby red lips blow kisses past the screen. Images of hips gyrating, gold glitter showering the screen, as the muscular individual appears from the darkness.)
Visual Prophet: There is no god higher than truth. The truth is I am the most high and mighty in this sport we participate in. The truth is I am the face of the most valued franchise in this entire industry. The truth is my back got stronger as the pressure got tighter. They say Treyway never folds or bends but they did. Chatter insinuating that any one man or woman existing can coexist with Viz at this status is all falsehoods and phony dealings. I reiterate what was echoed last week; I AM THE BEST EVER. Through the wire, beyond the ropes and canvas, under the brightest lights ever constructed I’ve dominated and I will forever dominate. Immortalized reign, no multiple iterations shall exist. Just this one will be the one that defines a generation. Just this one never ending cycle that I lead will be the pinnacle of all things Elite Answers Wrestling. For I am…your…WORLD…HEAVYWEIGHT…CHAMP-YUNN!!!!
(The lights flash as the smoke filled room is gone. We return to the previously expected viewings as we see the Friday Night Dynasty ring. We see the socially distanced crowd inside the World 1 Theatre in complete silence as the usual commentary trio begins to speak.)
Stew-O: Um, are we back? Yes, seems to be that our World Heavyweight Champion commandeered our broadcast for a moment. This is Friday Night Dynasty and I am Stew-O here with my partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer in what we expect to be a big episode.
Flannery McCoy: That was hauntingly erotic and very imposing words from the champion, Stew.
Stew-O: That it was.
Jake Mercer: You know what’s erotic and haunting? I saw pictures of Charlie Marr wearing Sarah Price’s-
(“Don Life” by Big Sean begins to play as the crowd pops.)
Jake Mercer: Oops nvm…
(Out walks the one and only World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet. Viz is actually wearing clothes unlike that intro as Prophet sports a pair of denim jeans, a pair of Birkenstock sandals, a Dennis Rodman Detroit Pistons Jersey, and a pair of White Buffalo Cartier glasses over his eyes riddled with diamonds. Viz has a small band-aid over his forehead as he lets the World Heavyweight Championship slip off his shoulder and onto his right hand. Viz begins dragging the belt down the ramp as he bites his bottom lip and stares blankly into the distance.)
Stew-O: I guess Big Viz isn’t done. Viz, following his victory over Andrea Valentine at Territorial Invasion, seemingly wanted to have a big celebration for his second title defense last week on Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, until things didn’t go as planned. Big Viz proclaimed himself as The Best Ever, drank champagne, and apparently had musical guests lined up to perform in his honor. It didn’t get that far as the security guards brought in to protect him proved to be a ruse as Mr. DEDEDE was revealed to be one of them masked up, hair tied up, and wearing sunglasses. Viz turned and was beamed in the head by MR. DEDEDE and an empty champagne bottle and was left on his back dazed and out of it.
Jake Mercer: Classic MR. DEDEDE! It’s messed up he tried to deface the face of Dynasty but what do you expect? Mr. DEDEDE pulled a Machiavellian plot switch and granted himself a shot at Viz’s belt at this next FPV House of Glass.
Stew-O: Glass Wallz as well, a match Viz has never wrestled in.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Mr. DEDEDE’s record in glass related battles is its own talking point. But, last year Viz faced MR. DEDEDE’s wife at House of Glass and despite both talents efforts, it ended in a draw as both nearly killed each other.
Stew-O: If Viz wants to remain champ, a draw won’t happen in a Glass Wallz match.
Jake Mercer: Exactly, and
Visual Prophet: Enough.
(Viz appears in the ring.)
Jake Mercer: How, how the fuck he get there so quickly?!
Visual Prophet: Dont worry about how…
Jake Mercer: Oh shit! He can hear me from there?!
Visual Prophet: I hear it all, I see it all, and I absorb everything said about me and to me. I am all seeing and all knowing the mere fact that people like you three at commentary, you people at home, and you cowardly Elitists in all three locker-rooms talk about Ryan fuckin’ Adams depresses me greatly. I get it, he’s arguably the greatest performer to ever grace this ring to many. He has won championships, accomplished goals beyond that of multiple hall of famers combined, his abilities are insane, and he has stamina that is inhumane when compared to even the peak forms of other athletes. He pisses gold and shits chocolate. He gave 77 orgasms by just breathing on her rock hard fake bitches boobs. He’s perfect. DEDEDE sold you guys tracksuits made from slave labor and masks that scientifically can’t protect you from covid-19. He’s a genius. He copied I MEAN borrowed his entire podcast shtick from Joe Rogan and his cronies on his platform dick suck him more than Chris Elite ever could. He’s a man’s man. I was a fan, I know the reasoning and logic behind the worshiping. It’s supreme marketing, it’s the undefeated plot armor he wears, it’s the constant need to be in the alpha position without ever revealing true weakness. It’s a position nobody else is even allowed to sniff. Think about this…Chris Elite has the exact same GAWD contract abilities in theory as Tyan Adams yet Ryan Adams has found his way towards championship glory these past two years more than Elite has. Impact is arguably on par with him yet he still is was clearly carried by the guy as his Liquid Swordz Robin cohort. It’s not even shots, I get it. I understand. I sympathize with these elitists and you people because I was once in that same spot. I believed in GAWD, I had faith in GAWD, I loved GAWD…
(Viz takes a pause before speaking.)
Visual Prophet: Then GAWD himself killed me last year at Territorial Invasion in the middle of the ring. I was beaten to a bloody carcass like state as my poor Nina threw in the towel and allowed that limping lunatic to remain EAW World Champion and I was stuck having to see the other side of life finally. I was at the end and I opened my eyes and I didn’t see a heaven. I didn’t see a hell. All I saw was me. I saw me staring back at my self. Maybe it was my soul gazing upon my own dead body, maybe it was my spirit trying to reach the afterlife, maybe I’m over exaggerating for emphasis…but, in my eyes I saw a man who died so that this being you see now could live. I died at Territorial Invasion last season and this season I have com full circle and I have been a man who has done what GAWD couldn’t do. I didn’t sprain my fucking knee and lose to Andrea Valentine like he did. I didn’t give away a fluke win like he did to Xander Payne. Ever since Pain for Pride, I’ve unlocked something that nobody has been able to figure out. I’ve done things that have yet to be duplicated. I have parlayed with the dark forces, I have become a literal wizard, and I have transformed my body into the most muscular, most athletic, most devastating shape it could ever be. I made Prophetic Visions happen…and you people want me to be afraid of Ryan Adams like the rest of you are?
(Viz smacks his lips.)
Visual Prophet: I made Charlie Marr at his PEAK and Jamie O’Hara at his BEST admit my superiority at King of Elite. I made Drake King more relevant and credible than he ever will be again. I put the fear of GOD into his soul, NAH! FUCK THAT! I PUT THE FEAR OF THE VISUAL PROPHET INTO HIS HEART AND JUST THE UTTERING OF MY NAME SENDS SHOCKWAVES DOWN HIS SPINE TO THIS VERY DAY! I made Sarah Price cry when I snapped Sierra Bradford’s ankle, I birthed the career of the hottest women’s wrestler to join EAW in Nina Bravo, and I LITERALLY KNOW MAGIC! A few weeks ago, after I ran over my poor Sebas on Dynasty, one of these idiot commentators had the audacity to say I exhibited Mr. DEDEDW like ability and I have held onto that comment for weeks now KNOWING I was going to eventually have to deal with one of those Liquid Sword stooges eventually. The invalid remark made my skin darken and I could feel smoke pumping out my ears as the rage inside this mocha dark chocolate body of mine built. I am not Mr. DEDEDE, and this belt has me asking a lot of questions to the people who throw out bullshit comparisons still. One question on my mind is simply…Who the fuck is Ryan Adams compared to me right now? I give fuck all about War Games. I give a damn about what he has done. I give no shit about his riches. I wipe my ass with his Maybachs, Bugatti’s, and all his fancy cars. He can have all the money in the world, he can sign my paychecks at the incredibly undervalued price I’m working under, he can stick his dick inside the fourth greatest women’s wrestler of all time, he can lick the big glutes on that fat cow Impact’s body from sun up to sun down. I don’t give a shit. My question is…what is he and everyone going to say when at House of Glass inside that Glass Wallz prison he chooses to be stuck inside of with me, he gets dominated like he has never been dominated before? I am going to beat your GAWD until shit literally begins to roll down the back of his legs!
(Viz snatches a camera man up and drags him in for a close up.)
Visual Prophet: Last year I chased you and you got away. This year you chase me except I want run away from fate like you did. I won’t be looking for a way out of a situation. I won’t be looking for a fucking advantage like forcing Nina to throw in a towel. I’m going to hurt you and belittle you and best you like you have never be bested before. “BUGATTI BRAZY, SLR ZOOM ZOOM” fuck all that. I own a tiger, Ryan Adams. I snap my fingers and alter reality. I can bench press your house and my balls are big enough to dip inside your pool and splash all the water out of it in one dunking. I’m the best ever. No goat, no gawd, no none of that funny worded shit. I AM THE BEST EVER! You will be just another fucking body at House of Glass. I’m going to snatch your spine out of your body and toss your remains into Kimmy’s enclosure and make your wife watch GAWD get served to Bae’s pet. Release your tax returns you fucking fraud and tell your kid that I’ve got a “2020 Vision” shirt in his size when I’m done wearing you out. You bitch ass nigga…Sincerely yours…
(“Don Life” plays again as Viz proceeds to exit the ring, still dragging the belt he carries with him.)
Stew-O: Jesus Christ.
Flannery McCoy: He sounds like he is not playing around, Stew. Viz didn’t forget about last season when Mr. DEDEDE found a way to stay undefeated against him and ultimately defeated him at Territorial Invasion.
Jake Mercer: That was old Viz, though. Funny, how many “Old Viz’s” has it been?
Stew-O: New Viz, old viz, I don’t think anything compares to the man we just heard speak just now. It’s up for debate who the MVP this season has been but Viz’s resume as he laid out this year lends me to agree that Viz is a guy MR. DEDEDE is going to have to prepare for if he wants to regain top status in EAW!
(A commercial for the game Among Us starring EAW stars Limmy Monaghan, Myles, Harper Lee, Sierra Bradford and Xander Payne which ends with them beating the shit out of one another as they can’t stop yelling at one another, turns out the imposter ends up being none of them, but Chris Elite who isn’t even in the room)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Round One Match in the Specialists Championship Tournament!!!
Flannery McCoy: The goat title!
(“ME” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 125 pounds she is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA ADAMS!!!!
(Veena Adams makes her way to the ring wearing a crown to indicate that she is professional wrestling royalty.)
Flannery McCoy: The woat wrestler!
Jake Mercer: That’s not very professional of you Flannery. Quite biased which is something I could never be.
Stew-O: Well Veena is a polarizing figure for sure but this is a very important match. I assume she will be at her best here tonight and wouldn’t count her out!
(“Walking the Wire” by Imagine Dragons hits to a mixed reaction.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 117 pounds she is “The Motor City Goddess” ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIS CHAMBERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Alexis Chambers makes her way to the ring glaring down psychotically at Veena in the ring. It is clear that she is fully focused on making her life a living hell here tonight.)
Flannery McCoy: We love a motivated goddess.
Jake Mercer: Agreed. Veena is so heavenly!!!
Flannery McCoy: Nah I was talking about Alexis.
Stew-O: Well they are both incredible talents and I have a hard time deciding who is going to advance to the next round here tonight. But we are about to find out!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: The match begins as Veena Adams immediately gets right up in Alexis Chambers’ face sneering and laughing at her. She is so insufferable!
Veena Adams: Imagine thinking you can step to me. This is my turf. Adams’ turf! :mjlol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh? Come on just forfeit. Let me have this win and go back to being the forgotten member of the Chambers’ family! Not that anyone remembers any of them anywa-
Jake Mercer: Alexis Chambers slaps the shit out of Veena Adams! Veena sent flying back up against the ropes as Alexis capitalizes on this charging in and sending her to the outside with a vicious Clothesline! But Alexis is not quite finished! She runs them ropes and goes flying thru the middle with a Suicide Dive sending Veena back into the barricade out here at ringside to protect our socially distanced fans! Veena being destroyed as she falls back on the back side of her neck outside the ring! Alexis is rolling but come on she needs to treat Veena a little better than this!
Stew-O: All is fair in the Specialists Championship Tournament Jake!
Flannery McCoy: The lovely Alexis Chambers is now chopping hard into the chest of Veena Adams sending her back onto the ring steps. Another hard chop as Veena trips over the ring steps and lands back on her neck once again.
Veena Adams: GET AWAY BITCH! GRR!
Jake Mercer: But Alexis mounts Veena as she climbs onto the apron and begins to deliver shots right to the face! She realizes that closed fist punches are illegal under EAW’s strict rules and thus must switch to using forearms instead. But Veena throws Alexis off of her! Alexis lands on the apron without falling off as Veena tries to trip her. But Alexis jumps over her leg and drags Veena back up to her feet. Belly to Belly Suplex off the apron by Alexis!!! Veena sent flying from the apron back first into the glass wall at ringside! There are cracks in it! No! We can’t let it break Veena will be infected by these peasants! Alexis grabs Veena and tosses her back into the ring as she goes for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Veena Adams somehow kicks out!!! Alexis Chambers immediately hooks the arm of Veena and rolls backwards with it before locking her legs around the arm in a brutal looking submission hold. Alexis pulling Veena’s arm nearly out the socket as she yanks away at her at a devastating looking angle that just has to hurt. Veena screaming in pain but her family isn’t here to hear her crying now! Nothing mommy and daddy can do for you now!
Jake Mercer: Are you disrespecting my kween like that Stew? I should slap the shit out of you. But look! Veena is powering out of it! Impressive strength! Veena powering up but Alexis is still locked down on her arm!!! But Veena grabs the head of Alexis and falls backwards pulling her in! SMALL PACKAGE! BUT THE ARMLOCK IS STILL APPLIED!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Alexis Chambers kicks out! But to kick out she was forced to release the armbar submission she had applied! Good thinking there by Veena to switch the tides around like that and free herself even if the pinfall was unsuccessful. Say what you like about Veena she is a brilliant strategist fo sho. And Veena now retaliates by digging her fingernails into the skin of Alexis’ forehead! Damn that has to hurt! Veena really putting herself out there risking breaking a nail to inflict some pain on Alexis here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Wow what a brave woman.
Stew-O: Uhhh well I guess for Veena that might actually be a big deal. But look! Veena now mockingly kicking Alexis Chambers as she tries to get back up! Alexis trying to recover here but each time Veena just shoves her back down with one kick with the heels!
Flannery McCoy: Is she actually wearing high heels while wrestling?
Jake Mercer: Don’t be silly Flan. Of course she is.
Stew-O: Veena immediately takes down Alexis Chambers with a Dropkick! Alexis right back up but Veena with a hard dropkick catches her right between the eyes taking her down to the mat. Very high Dropkick there! Alexis holding her face in pain as she crawls back up into a corner but Veena whips her across the ring. Veema charges in… Running Splash in the corner! Alexis collapses forward but Veena catches her in her arms! Are they hugging it out? Um nope! Belly to Belly Suplex! Veena getting some payback from earlier!
Flannery McCoy: Wait! Alexis Chambers landed on her feet! What agility shown there from Ms. Chambers! Veena thought she had her there! Alexis grabs Veena’s arms from behind… Tiger Suplex into a bridging pin! Alexis looking to take this one and advance in the tournament!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: Haha nope! Veena Adams kicks out! Super Veena done did it again! And Veena immediately gets back up with a second wind out of nowhere and begins hammering away at Alexis with a series of hard punches. Closed fist punches no less! What are you gonna do ref? Disqualify an Adams? Didn’t think so! Hard uppercut drops Alexis like a bag of sand. Now Veena taking out her frustrations by stomping away at Alexis repeatedly on the mat! Veena puts her boot right on the neck of Alexis and begins to choke her out! The referee has finally had enough!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Stew-O: But Veena releases it just in time! She reaches down to grab the hair of Alexis Chambers and drags her back up to her feet. What is Veena Adams planning here? Nothing good I’d guess! Veena hooks Alexis!!! Killer Queen’s Rhapsody applied! What a devastating hold right here! There is no escape for Alexis!
Veena Adams: It’s all over Alexxxis! Time to tap out like Terry used a week after he started a new diet! Hahaha!
Flannery McCoy: Alexis Chambers is resisting she is fighting out of it! But to no avail! Alexis taps out!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… VEEEEEEEEEENAAAAA AAAAADDDDDDAMMMMMMSSSSS!!!!
(“ME” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits to loud boos from the crowd who is visibly triggered by Veena’s victory.)
Jake Mercer: Yes! Veena did it! But was there ever any doubt?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: Man that sucks but I have to hand it to Veena for her impressive win this week. Not to take anything away from Alexis who did her best.
Stew-O: This means that after tonight Veena Adams is one step closer to having that Specialists Championship around her fine waist. God forbid! Start looking for another place of employment already just to be safe!
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna tell her you said that.
(The camera cuts to a commercial selling the type of cameras that cut to commercials.)
(The camera fades back to the World 1 Theatre as ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach plays to cheers from the virtual crowd as SEBAS makes his way out to the stage. He has a rose in his mouth and a mic in his hand as he spreads his arms out with a smirk on his face to the admiration of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. He circles around the ring before jumping onto the apron and looking out before entering into the ring. As ‘La Guayaba’ fades out SEBAS takes the rose of his mouth and begins to speak)
SEBAS: Anytime, any place, that’s what Limmy Monaghan said to me last week and I’ve heard patiently with wide ears. He left the floor open for me to give answers and I’m going to make sure that he hears that I’m going to give him exactly that and more. I am one who seeks opportunity beyond the stars and I plan to do that, and if anyone wants to say otherwise? If someone wants to question my ambition? Then who am I not to accept it. Territorial Invasion still brings a frown to my face whenever I think of what happens and I will make sure with everything that something like that never happens again. Because believe me, I’ve learned to tolerate failure, I’ve learned to take whatever momentum I’ve had left and run with it. But the New Breed Title match had something different to it. And I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again, starting with Limmy. And I specifically want him to come out for this one, because I want to make sure that he hears this with all ears so he doesn’t twist things out of proportion.
(SEBAS waits for a moment as before long ‘Remove Your Mask’ by Wolfmother plays up to boos as Limmy Monaghan makes his way out to the stage with a smug look on his face as he holds a mic up in his hands as he takes a spin on the stage and poses before going down the ramp. He stops at the middle of it for a moment and taps his mic jokingly as ‘Remove Your Mask’ fades out and he begins to speak)
Limmy Monaghan: Oh dude you sure have a lot of balls don’t you? Here I was thinking you’d pussy out in some sort of way, tucked your tail and left because goddamn man if Territorial Invasion is so hard to bear for you, then I can’t imagine how you’ll feel after when we face. When I verbally and physically demolish you just like I’m doing right now because this source of power I hold in my hand I use 10 times better than you and there’s no comparison needed. You play this drowned out underdog role that has been placed in the shoes of many, it’s so easy to run with, it’s so easy to change and shift to your liking that it’s come to a point where it’s the most overused thing out there. Is there really anything else you have to say for yourself other than the fact that “your luck will change” or something?
SEBAS: Did I ever mention it’s so boring to hear you. How do you manage to have such a lack of dialogue other than the same few things that you’ve said over and over again just to different people in different terms in order to spice something up that was never there to begin with? It’s going to be fun to shut you up, put your money where your mouth is. I appreciate a lot in this company, but one thing I don’t appreciate is your disrespect especially to my craft, you tarnish the wrestling industry and that is something that I don’t stand for. Maybe it will take me to realize that. Maybe if you stand across the ring from me then maybe you’ll see why I pride myself on such vanities.
Limmy Monaghan: Oh really? I have no problem with that, as I’ve said you name the time and the place and I’ll be down. I’ll Scotland Smash you back to the hellhole you belong and it’ll feel great, it’ll feel amazing. So let’s hear it man, let’s hear when the fabled Limmy Monaghan vs SEBAS match will be where I finally get to kick the shit out of a worthless being.
SEBAS: It’s simple, our match will be happening at House of Glass.
(The crowd begins to pop in response to that as Limmy has a smirk on his face)
Limmy Monaghan: Is that so? Well if that’s the case then I want your best, stipulation or not placed upon it I want to make sure that I beat the best SEBAS there is in order to continue my mean streak around this company wouldn’t you think? There’s no need to be someone you’re not SEBAS, to try to toughen up to me and act like you’re something you’re not because I see it in your eyes, no, just Come As You Are. I’ll see you at House Of Glass.
(‘La Guayaba’ plays up as both SEBAS and Limmy staredown one another with vicious intent as that’s the last camera shot seen as Dynasty transitions out to elsewhere)
(A commercial for Impractical Jokers starring Team Ronan as they get imprisoned and Ronan’s teammates dare him to drop the soap)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Round One Match in the Specialists Championship Tournament!!!
(“Hell on Heels” by Pistol Annies hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Savannah, Georgia weighing in at 143 pounds she is “The Steel Magnolia” KENSINGTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN CALHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOR!!!
(Kensingten Calhoun-Astor makes her way to the ring holding a sign calling for Michigan to free the fine gentlemen who tried to kidnap their governor.)
Flannery McCoy: Trash.
Jake Mercer: I know you are but what am I?
Flannery McCoy: Basura.
Jake Mercer: Well it is Spanish so it is automatically better tbh.
Stew-O: Kensington is another polarizing figure here in EAW but she claims she is a changed woman! We will find out how much she has changed in the ring however here tonight!
(‘Come Thru’ By Summer Walker feat. Usher hits to an eruption of cheers from the crowd who absolutely lose their shit.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Moscow, Russia weighing in at 115 pounds she is the “Russian Doll” NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nina Bravo comes out to the ring blowing kisses to all of her loving fans.)
Jake Mercer: Speaking of basura did you see Nina’s performance last week? And this is the kind of wrestler you support Flannery? Nina’s performance was as stagnant as the mid-20th century Soviet Union!
Flannery McCoy: Come on Jake. We all have bad weeks. Get over it. Get off my dick.
Jake Mercer: Wait what?
Stew-O: Well Nina has definitely shown how impressive she can be in the past so I wouldn’t worry about her getting back on track. Especially now that there is gold up for grabs she really has no excuse not to push herself to the maximum.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: The bell has run and both competitors are in the ring. Who will advance and who will fail miserably? We shall soon find out! Kensingten steps up and shoves Nina back really hard with a palm right to her face! Such disrespect! But Nina isn’t gonna let herself be pushed around like last week! Nina returns fire with a hard shove and palm strike flat on the nose of Kensingten! Damn that had to hurt! You know a well placed strike like that can break the very fragile bones in your nose! Now these two women battling it out as they exchange strikes in the ring! Nina seems to almost be enjoying every time that Kensingten strikes her! But Kensingten ignoring it and hitting her anyway because tonight she has everything to gain! Them title aspirations have to be at the forefront of her mind!
Jake Mercer: Unsurprisingly it is Kensingten who is taking early control of this match! You love to see it! Nina rocked back as Kensingten runs the ropes…. No! Nina catches Kensingten with a hard knee strike to the gut. Kensingten flips over Nina’ knee sending her back first down in the middle of the ring. Kensingten now clutching her gut in pain from that move. Hard and stiff kick to the back of Kensingten from Nina who is lighting her up with kicks now keeping her grounded. A no nonsense version of Nina proving quite effective here tonight.
Kensingten: Lorrrrrd that hurts!
Stew-O: Kensingten tries to crawl away only to get delivered a hard knee strike to the side of her head from Nina. No! Kensingten rolled out of the way and managed to make it back up to her feet. Kensingten gouges the eye of Nina before taking her down with a quick snap mare to capitalize on the confusion. Kensingten follows up with a hard knee strike to the back of Nina’s head before going for a cover.
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Nina Bravo! Bravo! Bravo good lady! Nina with a look of hatred on her face for Kensingten as they both return to their feet. Hard back chop to the chest of Kensingten from Nina staggering her backwards. But Nina charges in with a stiff forearm to the face or Kensingten hooking her arm and going for a Suplex. Nina rolls through! Another Suplex! She rolls thru again! Nina completes the Three Amigos here tonight on Dynasty as Kensingten is down and out! Nina now going up to the top rope and what is she looking for now? Flying Moonsault off the top!!! NO! Kensingten gets her knees up just in time! High risk but zero reward for Nina as Kensingten goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Another kickout by Nina who just does not know how to stay down and take a loss to a fine southern lass! Both women back up and… god damn! A huge strike from Nina just caught Kensingten right on the nose and she immediately drops to the mat! KO Punch! But Nina is not done yet! She drags Kensingten back up and locks her from behind! German Suplex sends her all the way across the ring!
Stew-O: Kensingten shook with a thunderous German Suplex as Nina demands she stop playing around and get her ass back up! Kensingten eventually does so… and she headbutted Nina hard right in the nose! Both women now with severe nosebleeds as this fight has been anything but pretty. Nina falls back into the corner from that headbutt as Kensingten moves in and begins throwing elbow strikes to the side of her skull. Eventually Nina crashes down to the mat falling down in a sitting position in the corner. Kensingten smiles sweetly having the Russian Doll exactly where she wants her. Kensingten backs up before running and leaping up! Bronco Buster! Kensingten bouncing hard up on Nina woo she riding her like a real cowgirl out here! Yeehaw!
Jake Mercer: In fact Kensingten has won numerous rodeo competitions! She is a classy woman who competes in such sports like rodeo, monster trucks, golf, and NASCAR.
Flannery McCoy: Interesting tidbits as always from Jake. Kensingten eventually gets tired of the Bronco Buster and gets out of the corner dragging Nina by the leg with her. Kensingten with a pin! No! Nina countered into a pin of her own! Small Package out of nowhere!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!! TTTTTWOOOOOO!!!!! THHRRRR-
Stew-O: Kensingten survives yet again somehow! But Nina is making a comeback now! Nina rolling as she begins to beat the shit out of Kensingten! Hard punches! Nina off the ropes! Leaping Hurricanrana connects! Kensingten sent flying across the ring! Nina signaling that she is looking to put her away now! Setting Kensingten up… NO RUSSIAN!!! OH SHIT IT CONNECTED!!! NINA HAS THIS MATCH WON!!! NINA WITH THE CO-
Flannery McCoy: Wait what the hell is this?!?!?
Jake Mercer: It’s Jalyn! He’s up on the apron! What is he doing out here?!?!? Nina is completely distracted instead of going for the pin!!
Nina Bravo: Oh you want some to do you tiny man? Come show Nina you not a child!
Jalyn Garcia: Behind you!
Stew-O: Kensingten from behind! SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT LOCKED IN!!! Kensingten with that brutal Kimura Lock applied on Nina! Nowhere to go!!!
Jake Mercer: And Nina taps! She’s not going to withstand that kind of pain no more!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. KKKENSINGTEEEEEEEEN CCCAAAAALLLLLHOOOOOOUUUUNNN-ASSTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!!
(“Hell on Heels” by Pistol Annies hits to loud boos from the crowd as they realize what just happened.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh come on! Nina had that match won! But Jalyn…. WHY JALYN? WHY?!?!?!
Jake Mercer: Guess this just goes to show why the United States of America won the Cold War. Inferior people from the east could never hope to compare! USA! USA! USA!
Stew-O: Well Jake’s xenophobia aside… Kensingten has indeed won this match like it or not. That means she is one step closer to the Specialists Championship! However, we may be seeing something else come out of this match as well as Nina is clearly not happy with Jalyn and telling the referee what went down!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring the special Falls Count Anywhere Match collection. Oh yeah baby and we do mean anywhere.)
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, as Dray Fontana steps out onto the stage with his PURE Championship strapped around his waist and microphone in his hand. The crowd boos heavily at his presence as he presses his hand against his ear, then taunts at them to boo louder. Dray smirks at the camera then points at his championship belt before making his way down to the ring. The crowd continues to boo as Limmy he stands in the center of the ring and brings the mic up to his mouth.)
Dray Fontana: Before we get into this exhibition match that is beneath me and this 15 karat gold that I wear around my waist, I want to make a statement. I want each and every one of you people to understand one thing.. And that is that MISTUBACHI is nowhere near the level required to fight me for this PURE Championship. We can see it clear as day just by replaying his match from last week with Ronan Malosi against the Jaded Hearts.
Dray Fontana: What was the name of their team again? Team Loser? Or Team We Suck At Wrestling? Whatever their pathetic team was called, they proved the name to be true as they. Completely embarrassed themselves against Kassidy and Sienna. It was so embarrassing that I find it insulting that there is this idea that he could actually be any type of challenge for me and this PURE Championship.. Like really? :mjlol:
Dray Fontana: I want REAL competition. I’m tired of the shit that I have had to go through in order to debunk any criticism you people give me. You wrote me off at the end of 2018. You wrote me off in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match. You all wrote me off when I dethroned Xander Payne.. No matter what I do, you people want to watch me fail. I’ve had setbacks, but I’ve managed to grow from those setbacks and now it is to the point where everything I touch turns to gold. I’m sick of being treated like the Dray Fontana from the end of 2019. I’m sick of me being the champion and being fed the bottom of the barrel like I’m nothing more than some chump change champion.. I want real competition that is worthy of me.. I wan-
(‘The Invisible Wall’ by The GazzettE hits as Komatsu Ogawa steps out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. Dray Fontana looks annoyed at the presence of Ogawa as he lowers his microphone.)
Komatsu Ogawa: You want REAL competition? Didn’t I inform you about how the best competition you could possibly ask for is MITSUBACHI!?
Dray Fontana: Yeah his match against the Jaded Hearts last week really proved that..
Komatsu Ogawa: You’re funny Dray. Almost as funny as MITSUBACHI, but trust me. If you and BACHI got into the ring with one another, and had that PURE Championship on the line, the only person who would be laughing would be MITSUBACHI after he would beat you for the championship!!
(Dray Fontana is seen rolling his eyes in the center of the ring.)
Komatsu Ogawa: The fact that I offered you the challenge that you want last week, and seeing how you’re already searching for someone else to fight, it makes me believe you are scared of BACHI. You are scared because you know MITSUBACHI will take that title if given the chance. You two started off as rivals on Showdown and that rivalry has continued to grow, and you’re scared that he has the upper hand now.
Komatsu Ogawa: MITSUBACHI would make for a better champion than you Dray. Even without his hornets he can still sting you, because I know it stings knowing that BACHI, the man greater than any sensei could take that title whenever he wants. It’s just unfortunate because you’re so scared Dray.
Dray Fontana: DO YOU EVER JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!?! You want MITSUBACHI to get another chance to prove himself? Fine. Next week, it’s me vs him one on one.. If he beats me, then he can get his shot at MY PURE Championship at House of Glass..
(Komatsu Ogawa is seen on the screen smiling.)
Dray Fontana: But if he doesn’t.. I don’t want to hear from him or YOU ever again.
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana drops his mic. The screen then fades to black)
(A commercial for the official wrestling encyclopedia starring Komatsu Ogawa! Ever wanted to know what match was on the date of December 22nd 2004? Me neither)
(The scene opens up in the ring as we see Dray Fontana bouncing up and down in his corner to his theme song, ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for… ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Standing in the ring! From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 200lbs.. He is your EAW PURE Champion!!! THE PRINCE!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!
Stew-O: The Prince, Dray Fontana has had a tremendous run so far here on Dynasty in SZN 14. He feels as if every time the fans doubt him, he responds by doing what they say he can’t. He’s tired of these weak challenges that they set before him. He’s tired of the limits placed upon him being too miniscule for someone with his talent.. He’s tired of it all and tonight he’s facing a man that could give him the challenge that he’s been asking for.
(‘The Purge’ by Schoolboy Q, Tyler the Creator, and Kurupt hits, as Mason Massacre steps out onto the stage. The crowd continues to boo as Mason glares out at the crowd then back at Dray Fontana in the ring. Mason continues down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From Eastside, Long Beach, California.. Weighing in at 282lbs.. HE IS THE NATURAL BORN KILLA!!! MASON MASSACRE!!!!!
Stew-O: Mason Massacre is back and more ready than ever to take on the PURE Champ. He’s stated how he has grown more aggressive during his absence and I can’t wait to see that aggressiveness on display.
Jake Mercer: Pause.
Stew-O: It’s only a pause if you take it out of context and literally try to make the statement suspect, Jake. That’s what’s going on in your head, not mine. I’m just saying, Mason looks ready, and if Dray wants a challenge, I bet Mason won’t hesitate to be that challenge.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match starts off with Mason Massacre charging at Dray Fontana right out of the gates! RUNNING LARIAT BY MASON MASSACRE!! No! Dray Fontana ducks the arm, as Mason runs right into the corner! Mason catches himself and prevents himself from slamming chest first into the turnbuckles! Mason turns around.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE BY THE PRINCE!!!
Flannery McCoy: That kick sends Mason back up against the corner turnbuckles! Dray now steps up to his opponent and begins to connect with some strong knee strikes to the abdomen! Mason is taking in quite a bit of damage from each of these shots to the stomach! Dray quickly reaches down and grabs Mason by the arm and whips him across the ring as Mason crashes back first against the turnbuckles at the other end!!! Dray Fontana now charges at Mason Massacre!!
Jake Mercer: BUT MASON GETS HIS BOOTS UP AS DRAY RUNS FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM OF MASON’S FOOT!! That boot to the face forces Dray to quarter turn away from Mason Massacre as the champ is now clutching at his jaw in pain! Dray wasn’t a fan of that one as he he’s glaring at Mason Massacre right now! He releases his jaw and charges back at The Natural Born Killa!!!
Stew-O: BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME!! Mason Massacre side steps out of the way as Dray Fontana is now in the corner!! Mason is now firing away with lefts and rights!! Each punch is a body shot near the abdomen and Dray Fontana is feeling every bit of it! Mason isn’t stopping though until the referee starts to count! Mason quickly backs off as he smirks at the referee.. AND THEN CHARGES IN AT DRAY FONTANA BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN OF THE CORNERED CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: That one has got to hurt! The big and powerful Mason Massacre just pierced his knee into the stomach of Dray Fontana using his weight and momentum from the running start to his advantage!! Mason backs out of the corner as Dray Fontana begins to step out as well while clutching at his stomach..
Flannery McCoy: But that isn’t stopping Mason Massacre as his lifts the hurt Dray Fontana in the air and onto his shoulders! He turns around faces the center of the ring with the champ on his back!! AND MASON MASSACRE CONNECTS WITH THE SAMOAN DROP ONTO DRAY FONTANA!!! Dray arches his back in pain as he begins to yelp out in pain after being driven into the canvas of the ring!!! Mason quickly hooks the legs!!
Stew-O: And there’s the kickout by the PURE Champion!!!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana wants a real challenge and it looks like Mason is doing everything he can to get it into Dray’s head that he is the challenge that Dray has been looking for all along!! Mason is back up to his feet and begins stomping away at the champ!
Jake Mercer: BOOM! Strong stomp by Mason forces Dray into a seated position as he clutches at his stomach!! Mason looks at Dray, sees the position that he’s in, then runs to the ropes!!! Mason rebounds back.. AND DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA AS DRAY INSTANTLY FALL BACK FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Mason looks over his shoulder and sees Dray in tremendous pain after the recent series of moves. A smirk grows on Mason’s face, as it is clear that he is in the driver’s seat right now!!!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana is flat on his back in the middle of the ring. He’s clutching at his face while Mason instantly runs to the ropes again! He then bounces back.. RUNNING SENTON BY MASON MASSACRE ONTO THE DOWNED DRAY FONTANA!!!! NO!!! Dray Fontana rolled out of the way as the 282lbs Mason Massacre misses entirely and lands back first onto the ring!!! Dray slowly gets back up to his feet as Mason is clutching at his back and slowly gets up to his too! Both men make it to their feet.. DISCUSS LARIAT BY DRAY FONTANA!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It connects, but Mason remains on his feet! Forearm shot to the head by the champ! Another! And another!! Mason is taking steps back after each shot but isn’t falling down! Mason shakes off those forearm shots as he steps up and goes for a boot to the face of Dray! NO!!! Fontana ducks the leg and gets from behind Mason Massacre!!! BACKSTABBER BY DRAY FONTANA!!!
Stew-O: What a move by Dray Fontana right there by pulling the much heavier Mason Massacre right into his knees! Mason rolls off of Dray and is clearly in pain as he arches his back and clutches at it with his hand!! Dray Fontana slowly rises back up to his feet as Mason slowly works himself up onto his hands and knees. Dray Fontana is now getting in the face of his opponent as he begins to slap the top of Mason’s head!
Flannery McCoy: Disrespectful much?
Jake Mercer: It would only be disrespectful if Dray Fontana didn’t slap Mason across the head. That is the hand of royalty Flannery. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want Dray to royally slap that as-
Flannery McCoy: Stop.
Stew-O: Mason has made it up to an upright position on one knee as Dray Fontana steps back.. SHINING WIZARD KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF MASON MASSACRE!!! WHAT A SHOT BY DRAY FONTANA RIGHT THERE!!
Jake Mercer: Look it’s my best part!! Mason is lying face down inside the ring as Dray Fontana gets down onto the canvas and crawls his way over to Mason. He gets right in Mason’s face, as Dray covers his own face with his hands… PEEK A BOO!!!! DRAY FONTANA WITH HIS PEEK A BOO TAUNT ON MASON MASSACRE!!! Trying to humiliate the much larger Elitist right here!!!
Stew-O: I don’t think he just wants to humiliate Mason with taunts as Dray quickly pops back up to his feet. He walks around the body of Mason Massacre and crosses his legs.. He then reaches down.. REGAL STRETCH!!! THE REGAL STRETCH IS LOCKED IN BY DRAY FONTANA!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana is pulling as hard as he can as he tries to rip the head of Mason Massacre right off of his body!! Dray is bending that lower back of Mason Massacre as much as he can as Mason is screaming in tremendous pain!! He has nowhere to go!! What is Mason going to do!! He may have to tap out!! I think he will!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Dray Fontana releases the legs of his submission hold then shoves Mason’s head right into the canvas of the ring, then stands up!!! Dray Fontana could have just won the match, but instead he pops back up to his feet as these fans begin to boo at the arrogance being shown on display by the PURE Champion.. And in response, Dray Fontana places his hand up to his ear as if he wants the boos to be a little louder than they already are!!!!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana makes his way over to the corner as he watches his opponent struggle to get up! Mason slowly works his way up onto his hands and knees… CORKSCREW KICK BY THE PRINCE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MASON MASSACRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS DRAY FONTANA LANDS CHEST FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!! Mason quickly grabs at Drays legs and hooks his with them.. He reaches around Drays head… UNTRAPPED!!! DRAGON SLEEPER IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! Dray Fontana is flailing his arms in desperation!! He has nowhere to go!!! He’s trying so hard to break out of this submission hold, but he can’t even see where he is right now!!! Meanwhile, Mason is using his weight as extra leverage on the champ!!! Mason is squeezing with all he’s got….
Stew-O: BUT DRAY LANDS A WILD PUNCH ONTO THE BRIDGE OF MASON’S NOSE!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND ANOTHER!!! I think Dray has blindly located a key target that he is now advantage of!! There’s a reason why punches to that land directly onto the nose could easily result in many boxing knockouts, and we are seeing why right now as Mason is hit with yet another blind punch to the nose!! Mason looks dazed and confused as he releases the head of Dray Fontana!! His legs then get unlocked with the champs, as Dray slowly crawls his way from under Mason!! Dray Fontana gets up to his feet, as Mason is behind him, clutching at the bridge of his nose on one knee!! Dray runs to the far ropes! He bounces back… DISCUSS LAR-
Jake Mercer: SPINEBUSTER BY MASON MASSACRE!!! Mason just drilled the champion right into the canvas of the ring!!! Mason goes for the pin!!
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Dray Fontana!!
Jake Mercer: Mason Massacre gets back up to his feet as he grabs Dray and brings him up to his feet as well. Mason now lifts Dray up onto his shoulders as he walks towards the center of the ring.. RUNNING FRONT POWERSLAM BY MASON MASSACRE!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DRAY FONTANA PUSHES HIMSELF OFF AS HE LANDS BEHIND MASON BEFORE MASON COULD SLAM HIM DOWN!!! Mason turns around.. SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY DRAY FONTANA AND THAT SENDS MASON DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Dray quickly kicks Mason in the side of the ribs as Mason turns onto his stomach! Dray now makes his way over to the corner as he looks down at his opponent.. RAPTURE KILLER!!! COUP DE GRACE TO THE BACK!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! DRAY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Dray Fontana is handed his EAW PURE Championship before getting his hand raised in the air by the referee)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… THE PRINCE!!!! DRAYYYYYYY FONTANA!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match by these two tough Elitists. Mason Massacre showed that he could really take it to the champ and seemed a little more aggressive with his movements today than normal. He didn’t hold back whatsoever!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but that wasn’t enough to take out the Prince. Dray continues to prove his point that he wants to face competition that will challenge him and the royalty that he is.
Flannery McCoy: You are out of your mind if you think this match wasn’t challenging for Dray. I think he just embraces each of his wins and diminishes the efforts of his opponents as a way to make himself sound better than them..
Jake Mercer: He got the win didn’t he?
Flannery McCoy: I’ll give you this one, Jake..
Jake Mercer: Will you give me a backrub too? It’s stressful being the most intelligent mind behind the commentary table every week in the Impact Zone.
Flannery McCoy: ….
Stew-O: Anyways, this was a great match, and I can’t wait to see what comes next for our PURE Champ!
(We see Dray Fontana taunting back at the booing crowd as he tries to anger them a little more with his arrogance. He raises his PURE Championship as that is a prime representation of all of the times these fans have been wrong about him, and how he continues to prove the limits that the fans put on him to be too miniscule for someone of his talent. Meanwhile, Mason is seen in the ring upset about the loss against Dray as he nearly had the champion on several occasions. The screen then fades to black)
(A commercial for Andre Walker and “hood rock”)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Nina Bravo bursts through the curtain. She is absolutely fuming as she looks around for the culprit of the result of her match throughout the backstage area as before long she stumbles upon him, Jalyn Garcia is seen leaning against a wall looking at her with a grin on his face as Nina walks up to him)
Nina Bravo: YOU! What’s your deal?! Do you Americans find this sort of thing funny?! Costing chance for me to continue on in this pitiful Specialists Tournament which should’ve been cakewalk for me?!
(Jalyn chuckles as he pushes himself off the wall to face him)
Jalyn Garcia: I tried to tell you, I tried to give you some sort of traffic light to tell you to stop. I looked to find a way to tell you to keep your head up, because believe me the most you need are more enemies in this business, and I’ve shown you exactly why. Last week I was trying to be cordial, trying to stay on the right side of this whole thing and keep my cool even on such a ill-tempered person like you, and look where that seemed to bring both you and I huh? You pushed my hand.
Nina Bravo: And this is exactly what I said about you stupid Americans, so light-headed, so oblivious. Do you think you’re in the right for this? You couldn’t be more wrong! If you find some sort enjoyment in this then you’re heartless! That’s the deal with you people!
Jalyn Garcia: It’s not going to be worth doing this because it’s clear that it’s just going to go straight through one ear and out the other like it never happened, but let me let you in on one more pair of advice before I leave you. Watch who the fuck you’re talking to.
(Nina looks in absolute shock at what Jalyn says as he gives a pause)
Jalyn Garcia: Because you’ve just made yourself a new enemy to accommodate it.
(Nina’s hands turn to a fist as she looks up at him)
Nina Bravo: Stupid American thinks he’s challenge?! After the stunt you’ve pulled you don’t know what you’re getting into. Disrespecting me like that and allowing me to lose to one of your own kind?! Not happening again, at Territorial Invasion I showed Russian pride and I’ll only continue to show that when I squeeze you and tear you apart.
Jalyn Garcia: If you honestly think that’s easy, if you don’t know me. I’ve told you that what you may think is far fetched from the reality of things because if it was? Then you wouldn’t see me as New Breed Champion in what seems like a lifetime ago. Then the tutelage of current Answers World Champion, Jamie O’Hara didn’t work did it? That I’m only a failed project, but I’d like you to think on what you’ve just said.
Nina Bravo: There’s nothing to think on! You people are simply nothing compared to us when it comes to the superiority. I’m tired of you Americans roaming around thinking that you can do this and that and expect it to come off as easy work! What makes you think of such a thing?
Jalyn Garcia: I’ve never said that. I’ve told you I’ve tried to tell you but it just simply propels off of you, the haters remarks.
Nina Bravo: STUPID! ALL STUPID! I don’t need such things! You think I’m stupid??? I’m much far from that! If anything you’re the one that clearly does not know what you’re bringing yourself to, if Territorial Invasion didn’t show what Nina Bravo was capable of, many it will come to fruition after I squash your feeble body to bits in the ring.
Jalyn Garcia: We’ll see about that, see you when I see you. And I can assure you one thing, and that’s the fact that this is a mistake that you’ll soon regret, believe me I know damn well it won’t be now, but that cold dose of reality, oh man it’s going to feel good.
(Jalyn shakes his head as he walks off as Nina is left still absolutely furious in response to all of this as Dynasty cuts to elsewhere)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by Despot featuring Killer Mike hits, as Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily, but Consequences pays no attention to them. He simply stares blankly out to the ring as he steps his way towards it.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring!! From Oakland, California!! Weighing in at 230lbs!!! THE INEVITABLE!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences wasn’t the most verbal person this week. His opponent believes it could be the effects of LC’s recent loss to Jamie O’Hara, but we’ll have to see!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences doesn’t need to waste his time on a tag team star like Limmy Monaghan.
(‘Remove Your Mask’ by Wolfmother hits, as Limmy Monaghan steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a loud reaction as he looks focused on the task at hand. He continues down the ramp and heads towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From Glasgow, Scotland!! Weighing in at 191lbs!!! THE SCOTTISH X!!! LIMMY MONAGAN!!!
Stew-O: The former Unified Tag Team Champion plans on proving himself as a singles competitor after the recent injury to his partner, Mark Macias.
Flannery McCoy: Well tonight would be the perfect time do it is as he is up against one of the greatest talents to ever step their foot inside of an EAW ring in Lethal Consequences!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell as this one starts off with both Limmy Monaghan and Lethal Consequences locking up in the center of the ring! Monaghan makes the first move with a standing side headlock! He’s wrenching at that neck tightly, but Lethal Consequences quickly pulls both of their bodies back against the side ropes, then pushes Limmy Monaghan off on the rebound! Monaghan runs to the far ropes then bounces back.. LARIAT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Flannery McCoy: No! Limmy Monaghan ducks under the arm then continues towards the far ropes! He bounces back as Lethal Consequences turns around.. SLINGBLADE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN SENDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan looks fired up and ready to prove a point here tonight as he pops back up to his feet! Lethal Consequences slowly gets himself up to his own two feet as well, but Monaghan gets right on the attack with a forearm strike to the head! Another! And that one sends Lethal Consequences back against the corner turnbuckles! Monaghan is a few feet away from Lethal and charges right at him.. SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences just had the air knocked right out of him with that kick to the stomach!! He slowly steps out of corner while clutching at his abdomen.. BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO GETS FROM BEHIND LC AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Monaghan is fired up right now as Lethal Consequences wisely rolls out of the ring and stands at ringside!!
Flannery McCoy: Maybe it wasn’t too wise because there’s Limmy Monaghan running to the ropes in the ring! He’s headed towards LC!!! SUICIDE SENTON BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! IT CONNECTS ON THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT A MOVE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!
Stew-O: This kid is really showing a lot of fight as he is taking it to Lethal Consequences right now! He’s up to his feet as he climbs up onto the ring apron! He’s looking directly at LC who is down on the ground.. HOWITZER EFFECT!!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE FACE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Lethal Consequences rolled out of the way at the last possible second! Limmy stumbles on his feet as he lost his footing on the landing! LC quickly gets up onto his hands and knees shoves Limmy from the side as Monaghan goes crashing into the steel steps right next to him!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monghan is leaned up against those steel steps as Lethal Consequences rises up to his feet and walks over to him.. KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY LC RIGHT ONTO THE CHEST OF LIMMY WHILE AGAINST THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! LC now grabs at Limmy’s arm.. RIPCORD LARIAT BY THE INEVITABLE!!! Limmy Monaghan is down at ringside as Lethal Consequences rolls right back into the ring!
Referee: Six.. Seven..
Stew-O: And it looks like Lethal Consequences is just going to let the ref continue to count. It’s as if he has no interest in fighting Limmy Monaghan any longer and wants this to be done and over with!!
Referee: Eight… Nine….
Flannery McCoy: MONAGHAN IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND HE BEATS THE RING OUT COUNT!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is standing in the ring as he shrugs in disappointment after witnessing Limmy beat the count.
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences wants to get his head professionally shined and the sooner this match gets over with, the sooner he can make his head sparkle!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences begins to make his way towards Limm-
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A TACKLE OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE TACKLES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND BEGINS FIRING AWAY WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS GETTING PELTED WITH PUNCHES!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan isn’t messing around! He is taking it to the Hall of Famer right now and proving a point to the entire world!! This kid isn’t holding back!! He pops up to his feet.. STANDING MOONSAULT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! Monaghan with the pin!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Lethal Consequences!!!
Stew-O: I think Limmy Monaghan has caught Lethal Consequences off guard. So far it has been all Limmy as Lethal looks completely lost after having to go through this fast paced offense coming from his much younger opponent!!
Flannery McCoy: Monaghan gets back up to his feet! He looks down at LC as Consequences slowly works his way up to his hands and knees.. Now up to his feet.. ARMOR BREAKER!!! SUPERKICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DUCKS THE LEG AND GETS FROM BEHIND LIMMY!! Monaghan turns around.. DEAD EXECUTIVE STUNNER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! Limmy Monaghan is standing groggily as LC gets up and lifts him up.. SPINEBUSTER!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST DROVE LIMMY MONAGHAN RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences now pops back up to his feet as he stares down at Limmy Monaghan! He’s finally got the upper hand again after that sequence of moves, and you can bet he’s trying to finish this one once and for all!! LC grabs Limmy by the legs and crosses them up!! IT LOOKS LIKE LC IS GOING FOR THE BLACKOUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT!! Limmy isn’t turning! He’s using all of his core strength to prevent Lethal Consequences from turning him! He knows how bad it would be if this sharpshooter submission hold was locked in!! LC is bending down and trying to really force Limmy to turn!! BUT LIMMY SITS UP AND CATCHES LC IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM!!! And… AND LIMMY COUNTERS THE BLACKOUT WITH A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan almost stole this one from LC! Even after being taken straight to the canvas, he still managed to continue fighting and nearly pinned the hall of famer!!
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan back up to his feet as LC gets up to his! Lethal Consequences isn’t looking to happy as Limmy has been all over him this entire match whether on offense or on defense!
Stew-O: LC steps up to Limmy Monaghan.. AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE!! Monaghan with a forearm of his own!!! LC fires back with a knife edge chop to the chest!! Limmy responds with a knuckle arrow head punch!! That one catches LC bad, but LC steps back up and connects with a European Uppercut that sends Limmy back a few steps!!! LC charges in… LCR!!!! JUDAS EFFECT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DUCKS THE ELBOW AND WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND LC!!! DAYBREAK!!!! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT BY MONAGHAN KNOCKS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OUT COLD!!! MONAGHAN GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Remove Your Mask’ by Wolfmother hits as the crowd gives Limmy Monaghan a loud reaction. Limmy rises up to his feet as the referee raises his hand in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SCOTTISH X!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!
Stew-O: Incredible statement win by Limmy Monaghan who starts his singles run with a huge win over a former world champion and hall of famer, Lethal Consequences!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences didn’t really seem like himself. Limmy stated how he believes Lethal Consequences might still be effected by his match against Jamie O’Hara at Territorial Invasion, and that may just be the case. Limmy came into this match with one thing. In mind and that was to win, and he did just that!!
Stew-O: You have to wonder what is next for this young Elitist who has already proved to be one of the best team competitors in this company and is very well on his way to doing the same in singles competition!!
(Limmy Monaghan is seen celebrating his major victory in the ring before the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial for British tea starring Charlie Marr, Dray Fontana, and Darcy May Morgan)
(The camera fades to the backstage area where Kathy Kush is standing by herself with a smile and a microphone in hand.)
Kathy Kush: What an exciting week of Dynasty it has been so far, and it’s only going to get better. For it is my distinct pleasure to welcome to Dynasty our newest acquisition.
(The camera pans out)
Kathy Kush: Adam Lucas! Adam welcome.
(Adam Lucas is seen with a smile on his face as he gives Kathy a nod)
Adam Lucas: Thank you Kathy thank you.
Kathy Kush: Now Lucas you are coming over from Voltage; what are you hoping to achieve here? Any aspirations? How are you feeling about it all?
Adam Lucas: Wow really piling up the questions, ok. Well you know it came as a surprise to me, but I”m always up for a new challenge. I had ups and I downs on Voltage; but now I really want to put my nose to the grindstone and really show EAW what Adam Lucas is really about. But overall I’m feeling good about the move, and I’m ready for new beginnings. As for what I’m hoping to achieve, well as anyone would say I would love to become a Champion over here on Dynasty. I feel like I’ve made real strides in my career, and it has a trajectory aiming upward. But I have yet to etch my name into the history books in EAW with that one goal that has been elusive thus far.
Kathy Kush: Do you have any titles in particular that you’re looking at?
Adam Lucas: Well you know, I’m thinking…
???: It doesn’t matter what titles he’s looking at, he’s only window shopping.
(Mason Massacre walks into frame with a disgusted look on his face)
Mason Massacre: Adam Lucas.. Who cares about Adam Lucas coming over to Voltage; you should be conducting this interview with me. The return of Mason Massacre. Now isn’t that a much bigger story than whatever Adam Lucas has to say? This vanilla midget can’t hang with me in the ring, he’s only talk. I am actually on the cusp of something great, and you know what? When I say something, I mean it, and when I mean it, I achieve it. I don’t care what Adam Lucas has to say, and neither should you.
Adam Lucas: Tough talk for a guy that had to barge into an interview that didn’t concern him in order to get some camera time…
Mason Massacre: Look here you mullet wearing hillbilly; I’m just returning and I actually am fixing to reintroduce myself to the audience. If you want to continue trying to stand in my spotlight, during my interview maybe you and I are going to have an even bigger problem than I even previously thought.
Adam Lucas: Your interview?
Mason Massacre: That’s right bitch, this is my interview now, I have outshined you and stolen whatever time you thought you had. But that’s just the enigma around Mason Massacre, it’s something you’ll get used to around here… As a matter of fact; Kathy why are you interviewing this asshole anyway? Don’t you people remember what happened to me? I was brutally attacked, and put out of action because of his kind. Voltage has nothing but scum, and seeing this putrid little shit come here and act like everything is fine and dandy now makes me sick. You think just because your old GM didn’t want you no more you can come here and act like you bleed red now? Huh? GM seen enough and decided to ship you off and now you’re trying to steal a spot from someone who legit is Dynasty? Not on my watch pal. I don’t forget; and you will never be welcomed here as long as I run things..
Adam Lucas: First of all, scientifically speaking yes I do bleed red. Second of all by the sounds of it StarrStan wanted me real bad; so he threw the kitchen sink out to get me. Anyway loyalty can change in the blink of an eye, when I was on Voltage sure, I was all about Voltage. But now on Dynasty I’m all for Dynasty.. I don’t even think people care about brand loyalty anymore anyway Territorial Invasion is done, it’s a dead point. But hey, I have some advice for you; maybe if you drink your milk, and eat your veggies you can grow up to have big strong bones, and muscles that don’t tear from nothing. You can be a strong man one day, and not this fragile little man that gets hurt right before an FPV.. No one can trust that kind of person can they? Always on the shelf when the big opportunities strike.
(Mason tries to cut Adam off but Adam doesn’t let him)
Adam Lucas: Look. I don’t know what your problem with me is, or why you think now is the time to mess with me; but it’s a bad decision. You can think that you hold any sort of importance around here, but until about 2 minutes ago, I didn’t even know you existed. All this talk about who you are, what you are, and what happened around Territorial Invasion doesn’t matter. To me, you’re just a bully trying to throw his weight around, and act as the schoolyard bully. You think you can intimidate the new kid? Think again; because I’ve never been afraid to get into anyones face and knock them down a few pegs. You may be bigger, but you’re not badder, you’re not tougher, and I will knock you the fuck out if you try anything. So do you want to be tough? You want to try to initiate me to see where my loyalty lies? Go for it, but just so you know I’ll hit you back ten times harder than you hit me. Feeling lucky?
(Kathy sneaks away as it seems things have gotten rather heated. But Mason just smirks and pats Adam on the shoulder)
Mason Massacre: Not tonight, maybe another time little man, But if I were you I’d be careful about what you say, and who you say it to… I’ve got my eye on you.
(Mason walks away as Adam looks on obviously still fuming about what happened as the camera fades to black)
(Dynasty fades back in to show an upset Chris Elite in his locker room as he paces around in it clearly frustrated)
Chris Elite: FUCK MAN! It’s always something son, I shouldn’t be in this match I should be facing someone worth my time, I’m finna take a sip of this Henny so I’m entertained by something tonight…
(Before he can grab the bottle Big Mike walks in)
Big Mike: Man what’s wrong now, why you reaching for the Hendawg knowing you got a match tonight?
Chris Elite: Man you act like you never seen me drink before a match or something get off me.
Big Mike: Yeah and that’s another reason you lose and get caught off guard you alchy, all over a bitch at that too man! You gotta get over it, it’s been years B.
Chris Elite: :skip: it isn’t even over a female you bald bastard damn.
Big Mike: Then what is it for huh beloved? You still mad about a loss you really had no control over? You were the last one standing and as great as you are you weren’t winning that by yourself. I’m sorry, that was a team effort type of match and you never had a team in the first place. From day one you guys were bound to fail no matter if you put your differences to the side with all those bozos or not. A team with Xander Payne, Mitsubishi, Khamsin and a man who isn’t shit without some white bitch was bound to fail.
Chris Elite: It’s not just that it’s what Xander said last week kind of got to me.
Big Mike: You really let that fat ass dweeb who doesn’t know half the words he be saying get to you? Come on son you better than that but that’s always been your problem, worried about the next mans opinion on you. That dude ain’t fucking with you! He got one little win over you in a match you put no effort in and that’s one of his biggest accomplishments and considering how his title reigns always end up being it’s probably his biggest! You don’t get nothing out of defeating him but he gets everything for defeating you. He’s the one in the drought, the one that can’t hold a title longer than a month losing his title on his very first defense and shit.
Chris Elite: You right, but I am supposed to be the leader of the locker room I’ve always said and he’s right I failed.
Big Mike: You have to stop being so down on ya self son, again it was him too and matter of fact he might’ve been the biggest reason for y’all losing because he is mad no one fucks with him. Big ass depressed bozo mad someone like Mitsubishi has a friend a number one fan and not him. His own kids probably don’t even fuck with him. Stop letting that heavy breathing, edgy tattoo having clown get to you, you on a mission right? A mission he is apart of, a mission to run through everyone who made you look like a bozo at Territorial Invasion. You got rid of Khamsin already, tonight it’s Mitsu and whenever YOU want Xander can get the same treatment as well. He’s the only one left anyway since that other bald bastard dipped and left all the blame on you.
Chris Elite: You know what that’s a fact Big Mike, I’m the one with the Gawd Contract, I am the Hall of Famer and he is one of the biggest reasons we lost. Bro was talking so heavy, as heavy as himself just to not even be final 2 on our team. So you right after I run thru Mitsubachi, he’s next but not when he wants, when I want! So he wants to prove a point, he wants to interrupt me? Fine then I’ll give you the opportunity to do so on the big stage and make you embarrass yourself again at another big event then my mission of running through you bozos will be completed and I can focus on bigger and better things and not low tier bozos who can never fuck with me! So Xander Payne you wanted attention so bad? You wanted a match and that people care about you being in? Then you got it but it’s not going to end the way you want it too and that’s on mommy. So tonight I smoke Mitsubishi and at House of Glass it’s you.
(Chris Elite shakes his head as he stands up and makes his way out of the locker room to prepare for his match as Big Mike follows as the camera cuts over to ringside)
(Before long straight after the segment “Invincible” by Pop Smoke hits as Chris Elite makes his way out to the ring. He ignores everything around him, focused on the task at hand.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS….CCHHRRRIIISSS EELLLIITTTEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Gotta feel for Chris back at Territorial Invasion. Boy was left on his own to fend for himself in a sea of sharks, and he went down fucking swinging. Even though he lost, he looks to use that momentum as the strongest member of the Dynasty Brand Warfare team going forward, and tonight can be a step in that direction in doing so.
Jake Mercer: He still lost. Thanks to him, Voltage is running around with their deathmatches thinking they’re top shit. Praise him all you want, but it’s his fault Dynasty lost. He couldn’t get the job done.
Flannery McCoy: I wouldn’t really agree with that, but alright.
(“Black Honey” by Thrice hits as MITSUBACHI slowly makes his way out to the ring, standing beside him is Komatsu Ogawa. They make their walk to the ring together.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM JAPAN…WEIGHING IN AT 187 POUNDS….ACCOMPANIED BY KOMATSU OGAWA….MMIITTSSSUUBBACCCHHHIIII!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Safe to say he didn’t have the best showing at Territorial Invasion, but we all know his mission. Last week, Komatsu made a case why he deserves a chance at the PURE Championship. Many people don’t believe it, but he has a chance to prove everybody wrong, and maybe even Dray Fontana wrong if he’s somewhere in the back watching this match.
Jake Mercer: The dude said he deserves a shot because Japan wrestlers are superior. That was his only defense despite MITSUBACHI fucking sucks and the onyl thing going for him is killer hornets….but whatevs. People on the internet overrate that shit anyways.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY HERE! Chris Elite and MITSUBACHI circle the ring with one another, and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! MITSUBACHI manages to get Chris into an armlock, and then MITSUBACHI flips Chris forward onto his back, but then Chris kips up, and then sweeps the legs of MITSUBACHI to the mat, and then Chris transitions into a headlock!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI is trying to fight out of it as he gets to a vertical base, and then throws elbows to the stomach of Chris, and MITSUBACHI pushes Chris off him to the ropes, and Chris rebounds and runs towards MITSUBACHI, but MITSUBACHI leapfrogs high in the air as Chris goes under and runs off the opposite ropes, and then Chris gets caught with a hip toss! MITSUBACHI then follows that up with a kick to the back of Chris!
Komatsu Ogawa(Off mic): What did I tell you guys?!
Jake Mercer: Chris tries to escape MITSUBACHI, but MITSUBACHI isn’t letting him as he grabs the trunks of Chris and then pulls him back up to his feet–BUT CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGUIRI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! CHRIS NOW LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE THAT DRIVES MITSUBACHI BACK INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE CHARGES FULL SPEED AT MITSUBACHI IN THE CORNER–BUT MITSUBACHI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! MITSUBACHI NOW WITH THE ROLL UP!!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! Both men are back to their feet, and MITSUBACHI goes for the running lariat, but Chris ducks and springboards of the second rope…AND CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDT SPIKING MITSUBACHI’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! THE COVER NOW FROM CHRIS!
Stew-O: KICKOUT FROM MITSUBACHI, and now Chris Elite looks to go back on the offense!
Komatsu Ogawa(no mic): Gonna take more than that to put down one of the best wrestlers in the world.
Chris Elite(looking out to Komatsu): :usure:!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Chris waits for MITSUBACHI to get to his feet, AND THEN CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!! BUT NO! MITSUBACHI DUCKED IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING SIDE KIDE TO THE HEAD OF KICK, BUT CHRIS CAUGHT THE FOOT! CHRIS ELITE THAN FLIPS MITSUBACHI BACKWARDS BUT HE LANDED ON HIS FEET…BUT CHRIS WAS EXPECTING THAT AS HE RUNS AND DELIVERS A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI FLIES BACK INTO THE CORNER AGAIN, AND THIS TIME CHRIS CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AS CHRIS ELITE GOES UP HIGH! 450 SPLASH!!!!!! THE 450 FROM CHRIS ELITE!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MITSUBACHI GOT THE KNEES UP!! Chris is now writhing in pain on the mat as MITSUBACHI now is starting to come to, and MITSUBACHI sees Chris Elite on both knees in the center of the ring, and MITSUBACHI runs off the ropes and drives his knee into the back of Chris’ head with full force! THE COVER!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT AGAIN! Komatsu is begging MITSUBACHI to stay on the attack and that’s exactly what MITSUBACHI is doing as he mounts on top of Chris and begins to hammer away with the rights and lefts! Several hook shots being thrown in there as Chris is trying his best to cover up here! MITSUBACHI now walks over to the corner and Komatsu is looking on proud as can be as MITSUBACHI now megins to measure Chris Elite!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI CHARGES AT CHRIS! BUT CHRIS SIDESTEPPED IT! CHRIS ELITE GRABS THE ARM OF MITSUBACHI AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE TAKING HIM DOWN! Chris now crawls over to the corner, looking to put an end to this match as he slowly starts to climb up the turnbuckle, and now Chris is at the top! BUT MITSUBACHI CLIMBS UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH HIM, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING IT OUT EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER ON THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN CONTROL OVER MITSUBACHI HERE! BUT NO! MITSUBACHO GETS IT BACK WITH A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS! MITSUBACHI NOW IS GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! BUT NO!! CHRIS ELITE SOMEHOW IN MID AIR TRANSITIONED IT INTO A CROSSBODY!! AND CHRIS FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE PIN!!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI ESCAPES IT!! BOTH MEN TAKE A SECOND TO GET TO THEIR FEET, AND THEN BOTH MEN RUN AT ONE ANOTHER AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON ONE ANOTHER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW AS THEY BEGIN TO CRAWL AWAY AND STIR ON OPPOSITE CORNERS OF ONE ANOTHER!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS UP AND RUNS AT MITSUBACHI IN THE CORNER, BUT MITSUBACHI LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR AND CHRIS GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! MITSUBACHI SEES CHRIS AS A SITTING DUCK, CHRIS PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER–ROLLUP FROM MITSUBACHI NOW!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT! BOTH MEN ARE UP, AND IT’S MITSUBACHI WHO GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT CHRIS ELITE MANAGED TO CATCH THE FOOT! CHRIS SPINS MITSUBACHI AROUND, AND THEN MITSUBACHI CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE LEG LARIAT! NICE MOVE THERE FROM MITSU! Mitsu now gets Chris up off the mat, and is holding him by the head, and we have no idea what he could be thinking here! MITSUBACHI SPINS CHRIS AROUND–BUT CHRIS CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK TO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS FEELS IT NOW AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT THEN MITSUBACHI CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR, BUT CHRIS THEN COUNTERS THAT INTO A BULLDOG! MITSUBACHI FLOPS ON HIS FACE, THEN STUMBLES BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND CHRIS ONCE MORE GOES FOR BOX OFF SMASH–
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI AVOIDS DISASTER AGAIN! NOW IT’S HIM WHO RUNS OFF THE ROPES–THE YAKUZA KICK!!! NO!!! CHRIS ELITE AVOIDS DISASTER THIS TIME AND MITSUBACHI HAS HIS LEG STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE IN THE CORNER, CHRIS ELITE NOW TRIPS MITSUBACHI’S OTHER LEG AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT! CHRIS ELITE SETTING UP FOR IT ONE LAST TIME! IS IT GOING TO CONNECT?! KOMATSU IS ON THE OUTSIDE TRYING TO WARN MITSU OF CHRIS ELITE!
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASHHHHHH!!!! THE SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF MITSUBACHI! AND NOW CHRIS FALLS ON TOP FOR THE COVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Invincible” plays as Chris Elite stands and gets his hand raised by the official. MITSUBACHI is rolled out of the ring by his friend Komatsu.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….CCCCHHRRRIIISSS EELLLIITTTEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Not a bad matchup between these two talented individuals, but in the end, Chris Elite showed why he’s a Hall Of Famer and proved too much for MITSUBACHI.
Jake Mercer: I thought all Japan wrestlers are the best? It doesn’t matter who you’re in the ring with. :mjlol:
(Chris Elite continues his celebration in the ring as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Be A STAR starring Mason Massacre where he shows what he does to people when they make fun of his weight, he breaks into their house)
(Dynasty fades into the ringside area as before long “War” by Grandson begins to blast across the sound system and the virtual fans begin to boo. An arrogant Jake Smith stands on the ramp, trying to appear tall.)
Jake Mercer: :blessed: IT’S GREAT TO HAVE MY TWIN BACK ON FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!! :blessed:
Stew-O: Last week, Veena Adams made the blockbuster announcement that the former EAW World Champion, Andrea Valentine, was heading to Showdown. As we found out later, that trade brought the former two-time PURE Champion back to Dynasty. The last time Jake was on Dynasty, he was in the shadow of Drake King. With ‘The Messiah’ on Voltage now, Jake has no one’s shadow to stand in, and I look forward to seeing what he has in store for us this time around.
Flannery McCoy: Well Jake has a difficult task in store for him tonight. He is taking one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions and the woman who advanced in the Specialists Championship tournament last week, Harper Lee.
Jake Mercer: LETS GO HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY! I’VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH :whew: SHUT UP GUYS!
(Jake struts into the ring and makes his way over to the end of it as he snatches a mic from the ringside area and stops at the center of the ring as he rubs his palms together as ‘War’ fades out and he begins to speak)
Jake Smith: You know what that feeling in the air is? You want to know the vibe I get when I stand in the center of this ring, that sensical knowledge that with me being here, that this is the start of a new era. A new era not just for Dynasty, which it should actually be a monumental moment for them for me to even be here in the first place, but for EAW in its entirety, don’t you think?
(The crowd continues to boo him as Jake stands in the center of the ring still with a smug look on his face as he speaks before he continues on)
Jake Smith: Yes yes, the cats out of the bag, for I am officially a roster member on the Friday Night Dynasty brand in its entirety. I’ve told you my displeasure for being on the Showdown brand, trying to shape it into my own image but so many things came in the way of such a task. Showdown was meant to be ‘The Jake Smith Show’, for I was the reason for its ratings, I was the reason for such a high market value compared to the other brands, I was the total package that kept it on its feet, but what do I get out of it? Nothing, nobody gives me the appreciation I truly deserved over there, and it disgusted me beyond belief. For I wasn’t doing this for myself, this was for the entirety of the brand. So when I heard that they were trading a former EAW Champion away for me, I was pleased to be gone from those wretched hands that kept me tied up and held back.
(Jake gives a pause as the virtual crowd continues to show their displeasure)
Jake Smith: And it must’ve been my looks. And I think this was a blessing for me, just as being traded to Showdown last year was a blessing in disguise in itself, being traded back to Dynasty is also one too. I finally got rid of those 2 vanilla sluts who kept trying to chase my tail and goddamn doesn’t it feel good, it feels amazing to have that feeling of freedom without a woman on my dick every so often, and that isn’t a farfetched statement in reality. But I mean think about it, as I’ve stated before you don’t see this so often. People push me down and criticize me when they don’t know how much work I’ve put in. Let this be proof, like how I got traded from Dynasty a year ago because they wanted me off my brand because of how much of a loser I was, and look where I am now? At the point where Dynasty is trading for me, trading away a World Title level competitor, for yours truly. And I think that shows how much more of a desirable asset that I would be to any brand, despite what many people like to say. Which just shows how much of a commodity I am in general.
(Jake spreads his arms out after his last statement as at this point the deafening boos just absolutely shower over him as he continues to speak)
Jake Smith: I’m going to prove just how much things have changed for me by doing what I do best, and that’s taking over. Turning Dynasty into my own frontal image, and that’s being The Jake Smith Show. Showdown wasn’t deserving of such a high moniker placed upon them, therefore I took the liberty of taking my talents elsewhere as a result. But you know what I think? Despite that I don’t think my business is done in such a wasteland. Because it seems to be the fact that before I’m completely a Dynasty member, I think I need to bring a few assets back here from Showdown, to Dynasty-
(Before long ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P plays up to even more boos as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He has a eyebrow raised as he twirls a mic in his hand as he makes his way down the ramp and enters into the ring. He glances at Jake for a moment before looking out to the crowd as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and Lethal Consequences begins to speak)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Jake Smith: The fuck you here for buddy?
Lethal Consequences: Don’t buddy buddy me I’m not your friend. I couldn’t help but take notice to such a stupid remark that you happened to put out there. How you’ve said such stupid bullshit, taking my ideas and inspiration and trying to twist things into your own manner ain’t going to help you so much “buddy”. What you’re striving to accomplish has already been done, you can’t forget me beating the shit out of you at Midsummer Massacre and getting a shot over you Showdown rejects for a Showdown title, just goes to show how irrelevant that brand is compared to the ground you stand on. I chased their title while you and the others were sitting in catering, the fuck does that show for your brand? If you couldn’t make it on even that stage, then give me a reason to believe that the waters are going to be safe for you here? You have absolutely no chance to accomplish shit here because you couldn’t stand out and hack it there in the first place.
Jake Smith: I’m tired of this belief that I’m a afterthought, this stupid thought placed into peoples heads that makes me seem less than who I am, do you know who I am LC?
Lethal Consequences: You lost to me at the religious event known as Midsummer Massacre if that helps you turn your head to the right direction man.
Jake Smith: And? I didn’t see you pinning me in this matchup, as far as I’m concerned you and I have some unfinished business. I’m someone who has managed to accomplish 10 times more than you in the span of 2 years than you have in your whole fucking 50 year career. So you should be the one giving me a reason to believe that you’re just going to walk over me as easy as you expect, because allow me to be the one to say that you’ll be absolutely wrong on that part.
Lethal Consequences: The fuck you gonna do to me little league bitch? You know who you’re up against? The creator of the dictionary definition of extreme, you don’t know shit, and I’ll be damned if you know what you’re getting into, because you don’t. So how about you take your ball and go back to the shitshow or whatever that you came from, maybe they’ll hold you up higher because of how low the standards were in the first place.
(Jake drops his mic as he moves closer to LC staring him down as both of them look intensely at one another. Before anything else can happen by “Jet Set Run” by Yuki Hayashi blasts through the speakers as LC gives a smirk as he rolls out of the ring leaving Jake to his own discretion.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING… FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE RISING BREED’ JAKE SMITH!
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY SIERRA BRADFORD… WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS… SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… ‘THE AMAZING’ HARPER LEE!!!
(The Realm walk out on stage and they are all smiles as they pose for fans watching at home.)
Flannery McCoy: It was an incredible match between these two champions last week on Dynasty. As we found out at Territorial Invasion, Mr. DEDEDE set Harper and Sierra up to face one another in the first round of the Specialists Championship tournament. Harper came out on top but in the end, the two of them hugged it out.
Stew-O: They appeared as a unit on Voltage, confronting Parental Advisory. The Realm will be defending the Unified Tag Team Championships at Wicked Games, the Voltage exclusive free-per-view taking place on Halloween. That should be a great match as Jesse Barlow and Korey Gaines look to pick up their first championships.
Jake Mercer: This match should be great too. Harper is the ring and Jake is signalling that he is ready. It’s lit! The Jake Smith Show has come to Dynasty! :blessed:
(The referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Harper Lee starts the match by trying to lock up with Jake Smith, but Jake shakes her off.
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Are you awful at lock-ups too?
(A smirk crosses Jake’s face and he extends his hand.)
Jake Smith: (off-mic) I just want to wish you good luck.
Harper Lee: (off-mic) :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: My name twin continues to leave his hand extended, and I think it’s poor sportsmanship on the part of Harper Lee not to accept this gesture! What kind of champion is this woman??
Flannery McCoy: A smart one because we all know that Jake Smith can’t be trusted.
(Harper gives Jake a suspicious look, but after a moment she finally goes to shake Jake’s hand.)
Jake Smith: (off-mic) SIKE!
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:
Stew-O: Jake just sent Harper to the ground with a vicious forearm to the face! Harper grabs her jaw and Jake begins stomping away at her! He finally pulls Harper up, and tries to whip her into the ropes, but Harper plants her feet and catches Jake with an elbow! He stumbles back, and Harper goes to rush across the ring, but Jake seizes her by the arm and bends it behind her back. Harper reaches up and manages to hook her free arm around Jake’s neck, snapmaring him down into a sitting position! She flies towards the ropes and uses the momentum to hit a quick dropkick that lands right between Jake’s shoulder blades!
Flannery McCoy: Harper takes off running again, and this time she grabs Jake by the neck and flips herself over, sending his face right into the mat! Jake is on his back and Harper hooks his legs for the first cover of the match!
Jake Mercer: Obviously Jake gets his shoulder up, and I’m not surprised. Did you know that Jake once had an entire car fall onto his chest? Instead of crushing him and killing him, Jake summoned his inner strength and was able to push the car off of him and dump it on it’s side! How amazing is that, guys? No wonder this man is a two-time PURE Champion.
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol: Absolutely no one believes you, but I will say that Jake is a difficult opponent for anyone to try and put away. Harper Lee is going to have to do a lot more than this to keep him down and out.
Stew-O: Harper rolls Jake onto his stomach cinches in a headlock. Jake uses his arms to push up, but Harper is able to pull Jake into a camel clutch of sorts. Jake reaches for the ropes, but that prompts Harper to pull back even further on the neck, and Jake has no choice but to grab her hands. He is trying to break her grip and force her hands apart, and that seems to be working. Jake rolls back over and gets to his knees, and now he forces both of them up. He takes Harper by the arm, twisting and torquing it, but Harper flips over, kips up, and she is able to take control of Jake with a wristlock.
Jake Mercer: Jake quickly drops to the ground, rolls through, and kips up! He basically just mimicked Harper and now has the advantage. To her credit, Harper is able to roll through once again and she breaks the hold, backing away, and motioning for another lock-up. Jake shakes her off once again, and lunges forward. Harper ducks a lariat, but Jake grabs her by the waist and attempts to wrestle her to the mat. Harper with elbows to the gut that forces Jake to break, and Harper runs the ropes! She goes to leap at Jake but he catches her! Harper is able to wiggle her body around and she’s got Jake in an Octopus Stretch!
Flannery McCoy: Harper calls that ‘Gomu Gomu no Mi’ and I think she caught Jake off guard with that! Jake winces in pain as Harper pulls back on his arm! She is trying to make Jake submit, but look at Jake! Jake gets his free arm around Harper’s back and he’s punching her in the kidney area! Harper has no choice but to let go of the arm and Jake with a side slam! He plants Harper into the mat, but he doesn’t go for the cover!
Stew-O: Jake drags Harper over to the ropes and drapes her across them.
Sierra Bradford: (off-mic) Oh come on!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Shut up, slut.
Flannery McCoy: Well that’s rude. Those two grew up together, but a lot has happened between them. Sierra definitely doesn’t approve of Jake choking her tag team partner, and neither does the referee as he’s started a count. Jake breaks at four, but he goes right back to choking Harper.
Referee: (off-mic) Come on, Jake. One… two… three… four…
Jake Mercer: Jake breaks again, and he pulls Harper away from the ropes by her ankle. Harper is still trying to catch her breath, and that allows Jake to hook the leg and land a beautiful Northern Lights Suplex! Jake bridges for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Harper with a kick out!
Stew-O: Jake quickly snatches Harper back up, but she’s able to fire back with forearms. Jake lets go of Harper, and she kicks him in the gut! Jake doubles over and that allows Harper to hit a jumping knee strike that connects with Jake’s jaw! Harper quickly grabs Jake in a side headlock and forces them both into the corner. Jake is able to muscle Harper away from him, but she is right back on the attack! Once again, she gets Jake in a side headlock. Jake remains patient, and finally pushes Harper off and into the ropes! She ducks another attempt at a lariat and when Jake turns around, Harper goes for a jumping cutter! Jake catches her and throws her, but Harper lands on her feet! She goes for a lariat of her own, but Jake catches the arm and takes her down with an armdrag!!!
Jake Mercer: Jake maintains control of the arm and looks for an armbar, but Harper throws her foot on the rope! Jake doesn’t bother to wait for the ref, he lets her go, and Harper scoots herself onto the apron! Harper hoists herself up but Jake ducks between the ropes, catching Harper in the gut with a shoulder and sending her flying off the apron! Harper lands hard on the ground. Sierra moves out of the way because Jake is on the apron now. Harper stands up and Jake with a double axe-handle off the apron! Harper is back down and Jake grabs her by the hair, and throws her into the barricades! He places his foot under her throat and starts choking her!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra is trying her best to stay out of this, but you can tell she wants to jump Jake and help her partner. Jake finally lets up on Harper and pulls her towards the ring. The referee’s count is up to six, and Jake bounces Harper’s face off the hardest part of the ring! He rolls her back in and climbs in after her, going for a rather lazy cover.
Stew-O: Harper gets the shoulder up. Jake rolls off Harper, grabs her legs, and gets to his feet! He flips Harper over and he’s got her in the Sharpshooter! Harper’s locked in the Sharpshooter now! Jake is laughing as Harper struggles to find a way out of this! She’s doing what she can to make her way to the ropes, but I’m not sure if she can hang on until then.
Flannery McCoy: I think she can! Harper is so close to the ropes and she’s stretching her arms out… and she gets it! Harper’s fingers are on the ropes! Jake doesn’t want to break, but he doesn’t have a choice. He is arguing with the referee, and the referee begins to count! Jake lets go of the submission right before the referee hits five and Harper gets a much needed reprieve!
Jake Mercer: For how long, though? Jake isn’t going to give up this advantage and he’s got Harper by the feet! He is dragging her right back to the center of the ring! Harper is kicking at Jake and she manages to land one right on Jake’s knee! Harper keeps connecting and Jake drops to the mat! Harper with forearms now! She is lighting up Jake, and she takes him by the hair, slamming his face into the mat! Harper up now, and she stomps on Jake’s back a few times. Harper heads for the ropes… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! She connects on Jake!
Stew-O: Harper pulls Jake up and whips him into the corner! Harper stomps away on Jake’s mid-section, forcing him down into a sitting position! She quickly runs around the ring and connects with a knee right to Jake’s temple! Harper pulls Jake out of the corner and nails him with a perfect running bulldog! She kicks Jake over onto his back and goes for the cover!
Jake Mercer: NO! Jake kicks out at two!
Flannery McCoy: Harper goes for a front facelock almost immediately. She gets Jake on his stomach and clubs him in the back of the neck a few times. Jake is reaching for Harper’s legs, but she quickly gets behind him and locks him in a Full Nelson! Harper pulls Jake up, but I think that was a mistake! Jake uses his size advantage to force them back into the corner, and Harper’s back slams against the turnbuckles. Jake’s arms are free now but Harper! Harper jumps on his back and wraps him up in a sleeper! Jake stumbles out of the corner but Harper wraps her legs around him! Jake uses his fists to hammer away at Harper’s ankle, and he reaches up, grabbing her by the hair, and he slams her down into a sitting position! Jake with a stiff kick to the kidney area, and he leaps over Harper, uses the ropes, and hits her in the face with a dropkick!
Jake Mercer: Quick cover by Jake!
Stew-O: Kickout by Harper!
(The camera cuts to Sierra Bradford, who is banging on the apron. She is rallying the virtual members of the EAW Universe and they are all solidly behind Harper Lee.)
Flannery McCoy: I’m surprised Jake is keeping his composure right now.
Jake Mercer: Surprised?! Jake has the temperament of a saint. Did you know that back in middle school, Jake Smith was nominated for his school’s version of the Nobel Peace Prize? His classmates referred to him as a male Mother Teresa!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
Stew-O: Jake reaches for Harper’s leg and he begins to twist her ankle! Harper cries out in pain as Jake goes to work on that limb. Pretty smart on Jake’s part to work on taking away Harper’s speed. That is the biggest advantage she has in this match over the former two-time PURE Champion! Jake slams her ankle into the mat and drops a knee down across it!
Jake Mercer: Jake is stomping on the ankle now, but Harper is clawing her way to the ropes! Jake pulls her back, but Harper uses her free leg to kick him away. Harper tries to get up, but Jake catches her with a blow to the head! He grabs her by the ankle and drags her towards the corner! Jake slips to the floor and he slams Harper’s ankle into the ring post!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: I am really worried about Harper right now, guys. She’s taken a lot of punishment to that ankle in the last few minutes.
Stew-O: Jake helps Harper to her feet and she can barely stand. She is favoring that ankle, and Jake is laughing at her. This guy is a dick.
Flannery McCoy: He makes me sick, to be honest.
Jake Mercer: Damn. Calm down.
Stew-O: Jake connects with a forearm to Harper’s face, and pops her across the jaw! Harper doesn’t like that, and she throws a right hand that connects with Jake’s face! The force of the blow staggers Jake and Harper with an uppercut! Jake’s head snaps back and Harper takes him down to the mat with a massive clothesline! She limps towards the ropes and quickly climbs up top. I’m not sure if this is a good idea with her ankle being in the shape it is, but she’s set to fly!
Flannery McCoy: Jake is up and Harper with a nice flying crossbody! She lands on top of Jake and hooks the leg!!!
Jake Mercer: NOPE! That’s not ever going to be enough to get the job done against someone like Jake :wow:
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are back up and Harper with another forearm! She throws several more that Jake is unable to block, and that allows her to grab his arm and whip him into the ropes! She catches Jake on the rebound with a back elbow, but he’s able to grab her from behind! Jake lifts Harper up by the waist and slams her feet first into the mat! That ankle buckles, and Jake lifts her up again! Harper is kicking and fighting, but Jake is able to slam her down a second time! Once again that ankle buckles!
Stew-O: Jake throws Harper up again but she manages to land on his shoulders! Harper flips them down to the mat! She’s on Jake’s shoulders and grabs his legs from behind! She might steal one!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! JAKE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! HE IS STILL ALIVE!!! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: Harper gingerly gets up, but Jake with a chop block from behind! He takes Harper out at the knee, and slams his elbow into her ankle!
Stew-O: NO! Harper moves and Jake is gripping his elbow now! Harper uses the ropes to help herself up and she kicks Jake in the arm! She pulls him up and twists the arm behind Jake’s back, but he connects with a shot to the face! Jake turns around and now he’s got Harper! Harper grabs Jake’s arms, but she can’t break his grip! She fights her way free though using elbows, but Jake throws her into the ropes! Harper hooks her arms though! Jake rushes towards her, but Harper gets her feet up! Jake is forced back and Harper springs forward… taking Ja- NO!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM AND HARPER TOOK OUT THE REFEREE WITH A LARIAT!!! THE REF IS DOWN AND HARPER IS IN SHOCK!!!
Jake Mercer: JAKE WITH A PUNT KICK RIGHT TO HARPER’S VAGINA AND THAT BRINGS SIERRA ONTO THE APRON! JAKE TAKES OUT HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AND SIERRA IS OUT COLD!!! JAKE IS OUT OF THE RING NOW AND HE IS DIGGING UNDERNEATH OF IT FOR SOMETHING!
Stew-O: IT’S A TABLE, GUYS!!!! JAKE SMITH HAS A TABLE AND HE WASTES NO TIME GETTING IT SET UP! HE’S REACHING BACK UNDER THE RING AND JAKE PULLS OUT A BLACK BAG! :lupe:!
Flannery McCoy: Oh no! This isn’t going to be good at all!
(Jake quickly rips open the bag and a smile crosses his face. He dumps the contents of the bag on the table and the virtual crowd erupts with excitement.)
Jake Mercer: LEGOS! JAKE JUST DUMPED LEGOS ALL ACROSS THAT TABLE! HE IS BACK IN THE RING NOW!!! ‘crushcrushcrush’!!! JAKE WITH THREE STIFF STOMPS TO HARPER’S SKULL! HE STOMPS ON HER RIBS FOR GOOD MEASURE AND HE DRAGS HER TO THE APRON!
Stew-O: JAKE HELPS HARPER UP…. HOLY SHIT!!! ‘BROKEN WINGS’!!! JAKE SMITH JUST PUT HARPER THROUGH THAT LEGO TABLE WITH A SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!! HOLY SHIT!
Virtual Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE IS SLOW TO GET UP, BUT HARPER IS OUT COLD! HE’S GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD AND HE LIFTS HER DEAD WEIGHT AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING! JAKE SEES THE REFEREE COMING TOO AND HE THROWS HIMSELF OVER HARPER!!! JAKE WITH THE COVER! JAKE WITH THE COVER!
(The referee is shaking out the cobwebs, but nonetheless he starts to count.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… JAKE SMITH!!!
(“War” by Grandson begins to blast across the PA system of World 1 Theatre and nobody’s happy about this result. Sierra Bradford pulls herself up, and slides into the ring to check on her partner. Jake lets the referee raise his hand in the air before he blows Sierra a sarcastic little kiss.)
Flannery McCoy: What a terrible ending to what was turning out to be a great match between these two talented Elitists. Jake had to take desperate measures in order to put away one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, but he is the one who is getting his hand raised right now.
Jake Mercer: Jake didn’t have to resort to desperate measures! Jake did what he wanted to do, and he wanted to hurt Harper Lee. “The Future of EAW” looks bright with Jake Smith back on Dynasty! Congratulations to my name twin!
(Jake has rolled out of the ring and is celebrating as he retreats up the ramp. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for kitchen utensils with Jake Smith as he tries to fan out a fire that he started as he opens up the microwave to take out his Hot Pocket)
(Dynasty fades in from commercial break, a recap of the New Breed Championship Match at Territorial Invasion is shown. It begins to fade away with a shot of Andre Walker exiting the arena with the New Breed title, Stephie Love stands inside the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME THE NEW, UNDISPUTED, ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING NEW BREED CHAMPION, “THE NOTORIOUSSSSSSSSS” ANDREEEEEEEE WAALLLLKKKEEERRRRRRR!!!
(‘GATTI’ begins to play as Pop Smoke’s gravely vocals and erratic production reverberate throughout the socially distanced performance center. Andre Walker appears on the stage, New Breed title around his waist. Then raising it above his head smiles in front of the crowd. He drapes it over his shoulder and begins his walk to the ring. He’s handed a microphone and addresses the crowd.)
Andre Walker: It was only inevitable. Wasn’t it? From my very first day here, I had made my intentions for this division, this title, and this company crystal clear. And after a misstep, or two, all of you were happy to write me off. Write me off as nothing more than a failed industry plant. An overly hyped and ill-prepared young lion. Someone who was never going to truly achieve everything he was capable of. And this isn’t me saying “I told you so” it’s me telling every single one of you that I’m not to be doubted. I’m not to be written off, or dismissed. What I say, I mean. I speak my agenda into existence through hard work and a level of dedication that you’ve never seen in your lives. This title around my waist is a testament to all the work I’ve put in thus far, and it’s a warning signaling for those yet to see that work on full display. It’s an indicator that the work isn’t even close to being done, it’s only just getting started.
(The crowd begins to cheer and boo, a mixed reaction for the new champion.)
Andre Walker: I do hear it, and I am crass, but I want to take this time to apologize. I would like to apologize to absolutely nobody! Surprise, surprise, motherfucker, the king is back! I didn’t get here with anyone’s help. No behind the scenes corruption has kept me here, my own perseverance and fortitude have. My will to climb this cliff of success. What, would you all like me to tell you that your dear support and love is truthfully what’s gotten this crown around my head? From the fans who gave up hope and man that consistently delivers fantastic matches, results, and has undoubtedly been 2020’s breakout star, to my peers who said that I’d never claim this belt. It was me who got ME here. You got yourselves to where you are, and that’s sitting in a seat, scarfing down hot-dogs, dreaming about EAW’s female superstars in your bedroom, and wishing you were Andre Walker. Wishing that you were standing in this ring with the New Breed title right now, the spotlight on you, the worlds eyes peeled on you, and you alone.
(Crowd begins to boo, the cheers drowned out within the boos.)
Andre Walker: Struck a nerve? The truth tends to. I’m real, I’m really real. As are all of my words. That’s why when I speak you truthfully react. I don’t have to change my theme, dress edgier, and have a public mid-life crisis to evoke emotion out of those around me. My star power is just naturally too bright. Jalyn Garcia didn’t believe it, look at him now. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing but respect for Jalyn, and we’ll run it back for a decider at some point, but I’m at the top now. I always was the king and now you’re only just beginning to see it too. Sebas? How many times have I whooped his ass too? His most noteworthy offense against me was after a grueling match with Andrea Valentine. You can talk the talk any day of the week, when it comes to walking the walk, you’re not so successful. God loves a tryer though, keep hustling kid. Bron Daniles, oh last but not least. What did I tell you, playboy? That I’d rattle your head off the canvas and send you back to Showdown to exist as the minor you always were. I gutted you like a fish. Fucking tick. Now on social media singing like a canary as to why you lost. You’re never regaining the title as long as I’m here, never meant to sit on the throne, only warming it for me. And as for my first challenger, I’m really not sweating it. And by not sweating it, I mean I couldn’t care less about it. I don’t sweat big matches, I’m excited by them. To see the very best in the world standing across from me, trying to rip my head off, so I have to ruip theirs off first, that’s an unrivaled feeling. It’s why I do it. You two though? James Ranger, Christian DeMarco? One I whooped in his debut and he’s amounted to absolutely nothing but an expandable, the other I know nothing about, for good reason. Not making any sort of ripples in this pond, neither man making their intentions clear and acting on them. It’ll be lightwork, and I’m going to demonstrate why not a man in this division can hang with me.
Andre Walker: Whether it be James, Christian, it doesn’t matter. I’m going to defend this title against everyone, and once I have, I’m coming for everyone’s head with a belt. You’ve got a title? I’m coming for it. Dray Fontana’s Pure title, Viz’s World title, I want both. And after Dynasty’s been brought to its knees, it’s off to whatever brand has the most to offer next. Territorial Invasion belonged to Andre Walker, much like House of Glass will also belong to Andre Walker. You’ll witness the first defense of many. I’m a virtuoso. I take to this game like no other, my growth, natural skill, adaption, intelligence, all spectacular. All unrivaled. Many can claim to be god, many can claim to be the next god, but there’s only one Andre Walker. There’s also only of “The Notorious”.
(Andre drops the mic down on the ground as he raises the New Breed Championship up in the air as that’s the last shot seen as the camera fades out and cuts to commercial break)
(A commercial for 50% off anger management classes with Chris Elite where he ends up running over the anger management instructor with his car)
(The camera fades in to show Stephie Love in the middle of the ring as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: The following is a tag match and it is ROUND ONE OF THE GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘My Best Friend’ by Weezer plays up as Ahren Fournier excitingly makes his way out to the stage as Jamie O’Hara follows behind him with the Answers World Championship around his shoulder. Ahren holds out his hand at the center of the stage for a fist bump as Jamie slowly accepts the gesture as both of them make their way down the ramp and down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 400 pounds… the team of THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION THE ASCENDED MASTER JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!!!!! AND THE STARBOI AHREN FOURNIER!!!!!!!!!!! THE MINT LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here we have the Mint Lads! The team of the Answers World Champion Jamie O’Hara and former EAW Champion Ahren Fournier! And if those stats don’t send shivers down the other competitors spines, then I don’t know what else does.
Flannery McCoy: The Mint Lads aren’t just a random put together team at the last second for this tournament, Jamie O’Hara and Ahren Fournier have a connection beyond one another. Ahren considering Jamie his best friend and I could say that Jamie is mutual on that statement both have shown what they can do in that ring alone, imagine what they could do together? A statement for absolute carnage for sure.
Jake Mercer: I can’t wait to auction off the baby clothes that Ahren gave to Jamie on that one Showdown! Now that they’re together as a tag team for this tournament imagine how much money I could get for these?!
Flannery McCoy: Those weren’t actually baby clothes-
Jake Mercer: SHUT UP THEY’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING!
(Ahren makes his way around the ring before climbing up the steel steps and entering into the ring as Jamie jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring as both of them collectively climb up to opposite top ropes as they pose as the crowd cheers as both of them jump off the top rope. They meet themselves in the corner as they strategize with one another as ‘My Best Friend’ fades out. ‘sugar honey ice & tea’ by Bring Me The Horizon plays up to a sour mixed reaction from the crowd as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage. He poses at the center of the stage as before long Xander Payne walks out and completely walks past Andre as Andre looks at him in pure confusion before giving a shrug as he makes his way down the ramp following Xander as he flaunts the New Breed Championship around his shoulder.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 435 pounds… THE TEAM OF THE PAYNEKILLER XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION THE NOTORIOUS ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!! KINGS X UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: A very odd pairing to say the very least with Andre Walker and Xander Payne in this match but this doesn’t take away from the talent that both of them possess in this ring. Both retrospectively holding gold in their career as much as it may seem like they won’t get along with one another they’ve shown in multiple situations that tag team wrestling is something that they can easily do.
Flannery McCoy: And imagine getting a win over the two people across the ring from them? It would be monumental for not just the Grand Prix but for both of their careers! I have a feeling that we’re going to be in for one match as all of these competitors are going to show what they’re made of, because who wants to get eliminated in Round 1?
Jake Mercer: Don’t act like they don’t know each other, did you know Xander’s dad was tag team partners with Andre’s uncle back in the old western frontier federation?! They can easily read eachother like a book for sure, no doubt about it in my mind.
(Xander slides into the ring as he makes his way to the center of the ring to pose as Andre jumps up onto the apron and climbs up to the top rope as he poses with the New Breed Championship in the air as he jumps down and meets Xander in the center of the ring who’s already in his corner as Andre simply shakes his head as ‘sugar honey iced tea’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this Round One match for the Grand Prix is underway right now! We have Jamie O’Hara who has stepped forward for the Mint Lads as Andre Walker has also taken his chance at going first for KxU as both of them are circling around the ring, scouting one another out right now. As they lock up! Jamie and Andre jockeying for position as it seems that Jamie is beginning to push Andre towards the ropes in this scenario, but Andre manages to turn it around as he backs Jamie up against the ropes! The Ref begins to count now as Andre backs off, BUT HE SENDS A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF JAMIE BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING CATCHING HIM OFF GUARD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDER AND SLIDES HIMSELF TO THE CENTER OF THE RING KNOWING BETTER THAN THAT! ANDRE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK! BUT JAMIE PUSHES THAT LEG TO THE RIGHT AS HE SPINS ANDRE AROUND IN FRONT OF HIM, AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX! Andre getting up to a knee as now it’s Jamie running towards him, BUT ANDRE QUICKLY LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH BOUNDLESS HEIGHT AS HE SLAMS DOWN ON JAMIE’S CHEST CATCHING HIM WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! JAMIE IS DOWN AS ANDRE SEEKS THE OPPORTUNITY GOING FOR A EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S JAMIE THAT POWERS OUT! Andre is pushing himself up onto his feet as Jamie follows him, BUT ANDRE WITH A SPIN KICK TO HIS GUT AS JAMIE FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE AS HE LOOKS UP! ANDRE GOING FOR A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF JAMIE, BUT JAMIE WITH A JUDO ROLL TO HIS LEFT AS HE’S UP AS ANDRE IS ON THE OFFENSE! BUT JAMIE CATCHES HIM WITH A SLING BLADE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Andre getting up to a sitting position as Jamie turns around, JAMIE GOING FOR A ELBOW TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! BUT ANDRE RESPONDS BY LEANING BACK AND GOING FOR A BACK ELBOW FORCING JAMIE BACKWARD! Jamie moving backwards but he’s quickly moving forward as this gives time for Andre to get up to his feet, ANDRE WITH A PELE KICK TO THE HEAD OF JAMIE TAKING HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Jamie falling down to a sitting position as Andre is quickly turning, AND GOING FOR A KICK TO THE HEAD! BUT JAMIE BLOCKS IT! Jamie keeping a hold of the foot now as he brings himself up to his feet, BUT ANDRE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE HEAD AS HE GRABS JAMIE AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Andre reaching out for the tag!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S A TAG TO XANDER! Andre holding Jamie up in the corner as Xander is entering into the ring and running forward, AS ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS XANDER CLOBBERS JAMIE WITH A RUNNING LARIAT TO THE CORNER! Jamie falls down to a sitting position as Xander moves back and runs at him, CANNONBALL! BUT JAMIE PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING BEFORE XANDER CAN DO IT! Jamie trying to recover as he turns himself around, BUT XANDER IS ON THE APRON! XANDER GOING FOR AN APRON CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: BUT JAMIE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS XANDER LANDS FLAT ON THE RINGSIDE AREA! Jamie grabbing Xander with all of his strength as he’s already rolling him back into the ring before the count can start as he’s up onto the apron. Jamie climbing up now onto the top rope as Xander is trying to recover before Jamie can do anything else, AS XANDER RECOVERS AND PUSHES JAMIE DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Jamie falling down onto the top rope as he’s in a precarious position as Xander is making his way over, BUT JAMIE WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF XANDER SENDING HIM BACKWARDS AND DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Xander is trying to shake himself up as he’s back up to his feet, BUT JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SKULL OF XANDER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jamie quickly rolling through as he’s making his way over to his corner and reaching for the tag!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S AHREN FOURNIER THAT’S TAGGED IN! Xander is slowly getting up to a knee, BUT AHREN WITH A STIFF BOOT TO HIS FACE WHICH TAKES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Ahren quickly grabbing Xander by the head and bringing him up by his hair, AS HE THROWS HIM COMPLETELY SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST RELENTLESSLY! Xander trying to keep himself on his feet as he’s leaning against the corner now, BUT AHREN WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT AS HE’S THROWING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! Ahren quickly running towards him again now, AHREN WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! AHREN TRANSITIONS AS HE SLIDES THROUGH AND GOES FOR A NECKBREAKER IN SUCCESSION!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER QUICKLY TURNS HIM AROUND AND GRABS AHREN BY THE HEAD THROWING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! Ahren rebounding as he’s completely caught off guard, XANDER GOING FOR OVERDOSE! BUT AHREN DUCKS UNDER THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE! BUT IT’S XANDER THAT KEEPS CONTROL AS HE SENDS A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Xander bringing Ahren up as he sends him into a irish whip to the corner as he gets a running start, BUT AHREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS XANDER INTO THE CORNER! AHREN GOING FOR A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! BUT IT’S XANDER THAT KICKS AHREN IN THE GUT! AND CONNECTS WITH A STUNNER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG ON AHREN AND GOING FOR THE PIN IN THIS MATCHUP!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S AHREN THAT POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT! XANDER QUICKLY LOCKING IN A HEADLOCK AS HE SLAMS PUNCHES DOWN ONTO HIS FACE RELENTLESSLY NOW AS AHREN TRIES HIS BEST TO PUSH AWAY BUT XANDER IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTALIZING HIM! The Ref is forced to split them apart as Xander is holding his hands up getting up onto his feet, BUT XANDER STOMPS ONTO THE FACE OF AHREN! Xander bringing Ahren up to his feet now as he sends him towards the corner!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER TAGS IN! Andre jumping into the mix as Ahren stumbles out of the corner, AND ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO HIS HEAD TO SEND HIM TO A KNEE! Andre quickly sending him to the ropes, BUT AHREN GRABS THE ROPES! Andre running forward, BUT AHREN MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND HIM! GERMAN SUPLEX AS ANDRE RIGHT ON HIS NECK!
Flannery McCoy: Andre rolling up to his feet stunned now, AS AHREN KICKS HIM IN THE KNEECAP! Andre hobbling around in pain as he retreats over to the ropes, AHREN GOING FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK! BUT ANDRE QUICKLY LEAPS OVER HIM AS AHREN GRABS ONTO THE ROPES! BUT ANDRE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Ahren rolling out onto the apron as Andre is beginning to climb up to the top rope, Andre positioning himself as Ahren doesn’t know where he is! OH MY GOD! KNEE DROP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF AHREN ON THE APRON TAKING ALL THE AIR OUT OF HIM! ANDRE ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING! AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE BE SEEING IT RIGHT HERE?!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S AHREN THAT POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT AS ANDRE IS LEFT GRABBING AT HIS HAIR! Ahren is grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up as Andre is already up and grabs him from behind, ANDRE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Ahren stumbling forward, BUT HE STEPS BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Andre is stunned, AS AHREN GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Ahren waiting for Andre to get up now as Andre grabs a hold of the ropes to keep himself upright, AHREN WITH A FAKE-OUT SUPERKICK! ANDRE FALLING DOWN TO A KNEE AS AHREN STEPS BACK! STAR STRUCK! BUT ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS AHREN BY THE HEAD AND THROWS HIM INTO A CORNER! ANDRE RUNNING FORWARD AT HIM!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAMIE TAGS IN HIMSELF AS HE CATCHES ANDRE WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! Jamie entering into the ring as Andre grabs him and begins to land punches right down onto his head, BUT JAMIE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AS HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A UPPERCUT TO HIS FACE AS HE KICKS HIM BACKWARDS ONCE MORE! Andre falling down to a sitting position, AS JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO ANDRE’S FACE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Andre grabbing his face as he’s up to a knee now, JAMIE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KNEE! BUT ANDRE PUSHES THE KNEE AWAY! JAMIE GOING FOR A BACKFIST IN TRANSITION! BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER THAT AS WELL AS HE SHOVES JAMIE TOWARDS THE ROPES! Jamie turning himself around as he grabs ahold of the top rope, BUT ANDRE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Andre preparing for Jamie to get up as he runs over to the ropes, AND LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AS HE TAKES JAMIE DOWN WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!
Flannery McCoy: Andre grabbing Jamie and rolling him into the ring as he climbs up to the top rope and positions himself, what could he be going for here! ANDRE GOING FOR A MOONSAULT! NO! JAMIE GETS HIS KNEES UP AS HE PUSHES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jamie up to his feet once more as he’s grabbing Andre by the hair and bringing him up, AND CONNECTS WITH THE GALACTIC BUSTER!
Jake Mercer: PUMP HANDLE LUNGBLOWER CONNECTS AS ANDRE IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! JAMIE GOING FOR THE PIN NOW!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT BREAKS UP THE PIN BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS! The Ref yelling at him to get out of the ring but Xander isn’t done now as he throws Jamie to the ropes, HAPPY PILL! JAMIE COLLIDES RIGHT INTO THE HEADBUTT BY XANDER PAYNE AS HE’S SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND! LOOK! AHREN ENTERS INTO THE RING NOW AS HE’S NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIS PARTNER OUT TO DRY! THE CLIMAX! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF XANDER AS AHREN THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! Ahren quickly going onto the apron as he’s reaching his hand out now! This giving enough time for Jamie to recover as Andre is doing the exact same thing as it looks like he’s going to go for the tag! ANDRE RUNNING FORWARD AT JAMIE! BUT JAMIE WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST SENDING HIM BACK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS LARIAT AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Ahren is so close to the tag yet Jamie is down and out as he’s not seeming to recover at the moment. Ahren is looking frustrated as he’s entering into the ring, BUT XANDER! XANDER PULLING HIM OUT AS HE SLAMS AHREN DOWN ONTO THE APRON! Xander quickly grabbing Ahren as he runs with him, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: Andre is up now as he’s beginning to crawl to his corner, Jamie is up as well but I don’t think he sees his partner anywhere at the moment as I think he’s grabbing the leg of Andre! ANDRE JUST TRYING TO KICK AWAY AS JAMIE KEEPS A GRIP! BUT LOOK ANDRE IS UP TO HIS FEET NOW AS HE GRABS JAMIE! THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS ANDRE HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: BUT NOW IT’S AHREN THAT BREAKS UP THE PIN FOR JAMIE! XANDER ENTERING INTO THE RING NOW BUT HE ISN’T FOCUSED ON AHREN! HE’S GRABBING ANDRE’S ARM AS THE REF IS TELLING BOTH OF THEM TO GET OUT AS AHREN CHASES AFTER HIM! ALLOWING ANDRE TO RECOVER AS XANDER REACHES OUT!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER BLASTS AHREN WITH A FOREARM AS HE’S IN THIS MATCH! Jamie is up onto a knee as Xander runs, AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Jamie is quickly recovering as Xander comes, AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER KNEE IN SUCCESSION TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jamie is still trying to find life as Xander is slamming his fist onto his head, BUT JAMIE SENDS A BACK ELBOW TO HIS GUT SENDING HIM BACK! Xander quickly running forward, XANDER IS GOING FOR OVERDOSE!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDER AS HE PUSHES XANDER INTO THE CORNER AS HE BOUNCES OFF! JAMIE RUNS! JOHN WOO DROPKICK SENDS XANDER BACK INTO THE CORNER! Xander continuing to bounce off as he keeps himself fighting, BUT JAMIE! JAMIE CATCHES HIM INTO VISUAL IDENTITY! BACK SUPLEX INTO A PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!
Stew-O: Jamie isn’t done now as he’s grabbing him and throwing him into the corner as Ahren anxiously waits for the tag!
Flannery McCoy: AND IT’S AHREN TAGGED IN AS IT SEEMS BOTH OF THEM ARE SETTING XANDER UP! XANDER IS DOWN ON A KNEE! DOUBLE WRIST LOCK KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XANDER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BY THE MINT LADS! STARDUST’S CLIMAX!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S AHREN ROLLS XANDER OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: LOOK ANDRE GETTING INTO THE RING AS HE SEES THE PROBLEM AS HE’S LOOKING TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JAMIE! SLINGBLADE TAKES ANDRE DOWN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘My Best Friend’ plays up as Ahren Fournier leaps up to his feet absolutely ecstatic as he quickly goes over to Jamie O’Hara and puts a arm over him as he drags him around the ring in a big victory lap before finding themselves in the center of the ring. The Ref raises both their hands up in victory as they continue their celebration)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners AND ADVANCING TO ROUND 2 OF THE GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT… THE MINT LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A MATCH! 5 STARS ON THE MERCER SCALE! DEFINITELY WOULD’VE BEEN A 6 IF IT WAS IN THE TOKYO DOME! WOO HOO!
Stew-O: What a match! Both of these teams absolutely went at it with 4 of the best competitors in EAW currently! When it came down to it despite the fight that was given to them by the team of Xander and Andre, it was Ahren Fournier and Jamie O’Hara securing themselves one round more in the Grand Prix!
Flannery McCoy: And it wouldn’t be far fetched to assume that they could be the ones to win the Grand Prix! But that’s not saying that they have a challenge in their way, not forgetting in the next round they could be facing The Liquid Swordz or PRIDE & HONOR who are both formidable challenges which they could meet. But I wouldn’t assume for it to be that much of a challenge for two hard hitting World Champion level competitors! Congratulations to the Mint Lads!
(The camera cuts to Andre Walker looking to help his partner Xander Payne up to his feet as Xander shakes his head and leaves the ring as the Mint Lads are on the outside now, Ahren posing on the bottom of the ramp as Jamie raises the Answers World Championship in the air as Dynasty cuts to commercial break)
(A commercial for a generic pop all-female band starring all of the Ava sisters with clearly no musical talent at their disposal to use in the first place.)
(Dynasty’s broadcast opens back up to the inside of the World 1 Theatre. The camera pans over the ring briefly where a velvet, blue carpet now covers the canvas and a podium is now positioned at the center of the ring. As the camera cuts to the top of the stage, “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play, bright blue and white lights flashing throughout the inside of the theatre as the virtual audience responds positively in anticipation of Serena Bennett’s arrival. After a few moments, she steps out onto the stage wearing a black and white plaid tartan skirt with a matching blazer thrown over a white-colared shirt and cropped blue sweater. Paired with black thigh high stockings and her signature, custom-made blue-bottom Louis Vuitton pumps, her outfit inspired by Clueless’ Dionne Davenport is perfectly accessorized with Serena’s usual flashy gold jewelry and of course, the Universal Women’s Championship over her shoulder.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty! As you can see, our ring is currently set up for the, er, “open forum” Serena Bennett is hosting in just a few moments.
Jake Mercer: Thankfully, Serena has stepped away from her over-the-top setups and has shifted to taking on a more simplistic approach. :wow:
Stew-O: You’re right, Jake, it is slightly out of character to see Serena so low energy and without any lavish decor or equipment. Lately, Serena has made herself known for grand gestures not only with the intention to stand out, but with hopes to irritate her fellow EAW Elitists. I wonder if straying away from her expensive decor tonight is an effort to come across as less, uh, “offensive” to the Elitists invited to this open forum tonight in hopes for a productive outcome!
(Serena makes her procession down the ramp; as the commentary team has pointed out, her usual flair and energy the EAW Universe has grown to expect from Serena noticeably absent. She walks up the steel steps and then enters the ring, positioning herself directly behind the podium and carefully resting her Universal Women’s Championship belt in front of her. As “Surfin’” dies down, she picks up a microphone from the top of her podium, wearing a more stoic facial expression than usual as she takes a look around at the virtual audience inside of the World 1 Theatre before raising the microphone to her lips.)
Serena Bennett: Hi.
(The virtual audience cheers politely.)
Serena Bennett: StarrStan and Veena Adams have brought it to my attention that I’m…not the most…popular Elitist in the locker room, so to speak. According to a number of reports, it’s apparent that far too many of my…beloved co-workers have come to think of me as a…as a “bully.” They say that I’m too much of a “petty,” “immature,” mean girl who is “offensive” and “difficult-to-work-with.” Even though I am your reigning and defending EAW Universal Women’s Champion, it’s proving to be increasingly difficult for women in the locker room to look up to me as their champion, to strive for success within the women’s division that I’m the face of, to respect me not just as a competitor, but as an accomplished Elitist. As I am told, it appears that there are several members of the EAW locker room who feel that EAW would be a better place without me. :wow:
(The virtual audience begins a short “no” chant as Serena takes a second to pause.)
Serena Bennett: Yes, it’s true, some people are theorizing that I bring a whole ton of negative vibes to EAW. Some are even saying that I’m giving women’s wrestling a bad name. SOME people, apparently, also feel that I’m glorifying a tragic lifestyle and poking fun at otherwise very triggering circumstances by promoting a beverage such as Crip-A-Cola. And now, after being given all this eye-opening information, I was given permission to hold an open forum tonight to clear up any misunderstandings, to give the locker room a chance to air their grievances with the way I carry myself, with the way I carry this Championship. I want to give my fellow Elitists an opportunity to tell me how they REALLY feel about me–nothing is off limits or out of bounds. This is a safe space. I want you all to be able to ask any question of me, here’s your chance to officially clear the air, turn a new leaf, confront me if I ever made you feel some kind of way, if I deeply offended any of you at all. I’m here to help remedy the situation, and to hopefully improve my standing in the EAW locker room, ‘cause I can hardly live with myself knowing that I’m not highly favored amongst all y’all. 😔
(Serena moves from behind her podium and approaches the edge of the ring, staring onward at the stage as she welcomes the arrival of any member of the EAW locker room.)
Jake Mercer: 👀 So, do the commentary teams count as members of the EAW locker room….oorrrrr….?
Flannery McCoy: You mean you have a problem with Serena? :skip:
Jake Mercer: Who doesn’t?!
Stew-O: And what’d she ever do to you?
Jake Mercer: C’mon! You heard her! I can’t deny all Serena has managed to pull off in her career, but it doesn’t surprise me that this many people have a problem with her interpersonal relationships with her coworkers! You’d think if she cared about the women’s division as much as she claims to that she would be doing more to uplift and inspire her fellow Elitists, not tear them down each and every chance she gets!
Stew-O: Well, Jake, now’s your chance, I guess. Nobody else is certainly jumping at the opportunity to confront Serena…
(As a few moments pass and the commentary team finishes their statements, Serena still stands inside of the World 1 Theatre alone. Growing impatient, she rolls her eyes with a smirk, raising the microphone back up to her mouth as she turns to address the hard camera.)
Serena Bennett: And that’s exactly what the fuck I thought, ‘cause y’all too pussy to dare say a damn thing to me. Y’all had a whole WEEK’S notice regarding my open forum shit, basically received a damn invitation to come and speak your fuckin’ mind ‘bout the way Serena makes you feel. And nothing. Not a damn one of y’all bold enough to come and tell me how you feel to my face, but it’s cool tho, ‘cause I already know I make these bitches feel bad and I could honestly care less about it, bro. Y’all wanna take it personally and act like I’m doin’ sumn to any of y’all and get deep in your fuckin’ feelings ‘cause I came back to EAW to finish what the fuck I started and move my career forward. Big bad at a bitch who’s focused on accomplishing her OWN goals, doin’ what the fuck SHE wants to do, using the platform given to her in order to tell her OWN story, raise HER voice, I’m not botherin’ nobody but doin’ my job, minding my business, puttin’ in work, and collectin’ my coins. But still, y’all will look for just about any fuckin’ excuse that’s out there to try and undermine my hard work, contributions, and undeniable fucking level of talent.
Like, I hate to tell you, Candice, but you were completely fucking wrong, as usual, and I did exactly what I said I was gon’ do to you in order to keep my title. Sorry to break it to ya, Minerva, but I ain’t need you to “re-energize” me whatsoever, bitch, I been on fire for two years now, fuck out my face with that. And I’m still waitin’ on you, Darcy, feel free to pull up on me whenever you ready to try ya best at dethroning me. That’s not even the half of it, forreal, we ain’t e’en scratched the surface of just how many motherfuckers are out here pouting and throwing a fit ‘cause Serena Bennett’s presence is too triggering. There ain’t a SINGLE person in that locker room who thinks of themselves woman or man enough to tell me how they REALLY feel without me having to call y’all out, directly.
(Serena, now visibly worked up, takes a second to calm herself down. She adjusts her hair and takes a step back from the camera before she continues, the audience responding with encouraging cheers.)
Serena Bennett: Fuck what y’all think. Ain’t a damn thing gon’ change the fact that I am STILL the EAW Universal Women’s Champion, defended my belt not even a full week after my War Games match, made Candice #TapIn right quick to see what EAW’s #TrapQueen is made of. Had to let y’all know there is absolutely no stoppin’ this grind, this display of delectable in-ring talent. I’m one of, if not, THE greatest entertainer of the modern era in EAW, talk to me nice. I’m THE greatest personality on this microphone and in front of that camera. I am THE baddest bitch in this business. THE greatest pure athlete there is, THE greatest submission specialist, THE finest fuckin’ technical wrestler this company has EVER fucking seen and there ain’t a person who gon’ tell me otherwise–
(“Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory hits the PA system, the virtual EAW audience bursting into cheers as Serena turns her attention to the stage of the World 1 Theatre, an offended gasp reading on her face just as the arena goes dark, the purple spotlight which now shines on the stage being the only source of light inside of the theatre. Eventually, former PURE Champion Harlow Reichert steps out onto the stage and into her own spotlight, soaking in the positive virtual fan reaction.)
Jake Mercer: …oh my…
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, Harlow Reichert is here with us tonight on Dynasty! She may be a few minutes late to Serena’s open forum invitation, but it appears that won’t stop Harlow from speaking her mind this evening!
Jake Mercer: …what a silhouette…
Stew-O: It’s interesting, y’know, Harlow isn’t typically seen as the kind of woman to discuss personal matters or feelings out in the open, as she’s made it clear they don’t affect her in-ring work at all. But maybe there’s something Serena has said that struck a nerve with Harlow?
(The cameras give us a flattering angle of Harlow as she slowly pushes her sunglasses over her eyes and to the top of her head. The lights turn back and on a smile spreads across her face just as Harlow begins making her way down to the ring, staring onward at Serena who stands at the center of the ring, shaking her head with a slight smile of her own, no doubt looking forward to ripping Harlow apart for the interruption.)
Jake Mercer: That’s, um….that’s one…wow…uhh…
Stew-O: Take your time, Jake. Let it out.
Jake Mercer: Th…th…
Flannery McCoy: Don’t hurt yourself, c’mon–
Jake Mercer: NAH, FLAN, I’M ‘BOUTA HURT SOMETHING, ‘CAUSE THAT’S ONE TTHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC WOMAN!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
(At this point, Harlow has slipped into the ring underneath the bottom rope, now approaching the time keeper’s area for a microphone, attempting to pass by Serena. However, Serena stops her in her tracks by standing directly in front of her. Off-mic, Serena has a few strong words for Harlow which are drowned out by “Eye of the Tiger.” Harlow, paying little attention to Serena, tries to move past her on either side, but Serena holds her ground. Harlow eventually looks down into Serena’s eyes agitatedly, Serena continuing her shit-talking. She eventually moves to the side once she’s satisfied, allowing for Harlow to grab a mic just as her music dies down completely.)
Serena Bennett: I know damn well there better be a good fuckin’ reason for you to come out to interrupt me well after I gave you the opportunity to come out here and say your piece. You had your chance bitch, the fuck do you want now? Or wait. Let me guess. You had to decide if it was really worth ya time to come out here and address Serena ‘cause you think you above her lil’ games, right, you don’t wanna stoop so low as to interact with a woman as “immature” and “problematic” as me, right? Hm?
Harlow Reichert: :mjgrin: You don’t ever get tired of hearing yourself speak? Like, at all?
Serena Bennett: (She chuckles.) Not even a little bit, cuz.
Harlow Reichert: Hm. Shame. Sorry, Serena, but I don’t want to exert myself by trying to muster up some type of emotion towards whatever pointless diatribes you feel is necessary to throw in my direction. That’s not what I’m here for. And I certainly had no interest in engaging in a useless verbal back and forth with you earlier in your open forum. I had no interest in what you were saying at all, I don’t even have a problem with you, really…that was until I heard you say that you’re “THE greatest PURE athlete there is” in EAW, however.
(The camera cuts to an angle of Serena, thrown off by Harlow’s statement.)
Harlow Reichert: It gave me quite a good laugh, actually, because I’m pretty sure there isn’t a single person here but you that views you as a respectable PURE athlete. You have no right to declare yourself as one. For you to ever be considered a genuine PURE competitor is an insult to me and all that I’ve done in this business to claim that title for myself. I am the woman who embodies exactly what PURE wrestling is. You don’t have the skill set I do. You don’t have the mindset or the drive that’s required to maintain this level of technical in-ring ability. At this point, you’ve almost successfully marketed yourself as one of EAW’s greater hardcore and extreme competiors, given the last three free-per-view performances you’ve put on. And you have the audacity to come out of nowhere to tell this audience that YOU’RE the best PURE wrestler in EAW? Have you even wrestled a PURE match before, Serena? Exactly. I’m not going to be caught dead letting you take that label for yourself. I thought it was you who told everyone to get up off your wave all the time?
(Serena is shown rolling her eyes.)
Serena Bennett: See, that’s how I know y’all don’t listen, I ain’t say nothing about PURE, I said pure, bitch. There’s a difference. Fuck outta here, I AM a pure athlete, in every sense of the word, home grown, technically gifted, laser focused, all day everyday, sistopher. I know damn well YOU not talkin’ to me about no mindset or drive, either, you out of order. And when it comes to all that hardcore bullshit, I was just doin’ what I had to do, beloved. Actin’ like it’s really that deep, ain’t you throw somebody through a flaming table or some shit? But I don’t see you denouncing your technical wizardry ‘cause you involved in a lil’ bit of “trashbag” wrasslin’ here and there. I’d be more than happy elaborate on all the different ways I can bend your body and strain your muscles to the point where you have no other option but to tap ‘cause of how much pain you in, but sumn tells me the message’ll come across much clearer if I were to show your itty bitty ass instead.
Harlow Reichert: That’s funny, except there isn’t anything itty or bitty about me. C’mon, Serena, just look at me. I have a solid thirty pounds over you, not to mention I’m about three-four inches taller–but you think you can out wrestle someone like me?
Serena Bennett: Bitch, why you actin’ like height and weight means a thing to a woman like me, I put motherfuckers WAAAAY bigger than you down before, I can hold my own despite how little I am. Just ask ya lil’ teacher, I’m sure Xav’ll be glad to tell you what it’s like to step to me in the ring–or wait. You already know what that’s like, Harlow, I almost forgot. Basically bullied you right out of the only chance you ever had at winning the Women’s Grand Rampage ‘cause you came at me with some weak shit. Dique “oh, I’d go in on Serena, I’d let loose, but she’s really really really good at what she does.” Yawn. You was a pussy then and you prolly still just as pussy now.
Harlow Reichert: I’m nowhere near the same woman I was in 2019, Serena, you’d think someone like you would know better. I’ve grown a hell of a lot since then, I showed everyone that I was the greatest PURE champion of all time because I work hard. Because I give matches my all. Because I scraped and clawed my way and buried whatever was left of “Miss No Fucks Given” to make a name for myself in this business. Not too far off from what you managed to do for yourself after a rough year, actually. Don’t even waste your breath trying to mention the woman I used to be, the competitor you bumped into in that Grand Rampage, because I can assure you, there’s nothing left of her in me.
Serena Bennett: You know what? Fuck it. You talkin’ all this mess ‘bout PURE wrestling, then I’m more than happy to show you a thing or two, bih, from a REAL technical wizard in EAW, show you what Serena Bennett’s really about out here since you clearly been too far removed for some time now, must’ve forgot who the fuck I am. I still need a competitor at House of Glass and last I checked, you ain’t doin’ shit other than lookin’ raggedy as hell, so why the fuck not? Come get you some.
Harlow Reichert: You think I’m scared of you or something? Of course I’ll take you on, Serena, that sounds simple enough to me. I’d much rather show you, anyway, because honestly, I’m growing tired of all this figurative dick measuring, and I prefer to do my talking during in-ring competition. I’ll gladly show you exactly why and how I’M the greatest technical wrestler in this world. You could never come close to my level. Plus, imagine how good a win against the Universal Women’s Champion would look on my resume?
Serena Bennett: Ye, ye, sounds great, ‘cept, you’re wrong. You ain’t gettin’ nowhere close to a win, baby. Matter fact, I’m so goddamn confident I can mop the floor with your ass, I’m willing to put more than just my pride on the line, you feel me? How ‘bout we raise the stakes here, hm, make it a bit more fun, give you a lil’ sumn sumn to motivate you, ‘cause I sure as hell don’t want you flakin’ out on me when it comes down to it.
(Both Serena and Harlow turn to the podium, where the Universal Women’s Championship belt still rests. The camera cuts to a quick angle of the title as the gold glistens beneath the theatre lights. The virtual audience cheers at Serena’s implication, Harlow shown slowly nodding her head in agreement before responding audibly.)
Harlow Reichert: You’re on, Serena. But allow me to warn you. I’m not going to be your easy victory, your stepping stone, or whatever else you expect me to be in this ring. I am the woman who is going to do what she does best and that’s wrestle circles around her opposition without even breaking a sweat. Not only that, but this is going to be MY chance to once again show the world why I’m better than their favorite–or least favorite–Elitist and why no one holds a candle to Harlow Reichert when she’s gunning for another ‘dub.
(Serena places a finger on her chin, meditating on Harlow’s words for a moment as she looks her up and down. She then flashes Harlow a satisfied smile, extending her hand outward for a handshake. Harlow shrugs and accepts the handshake, thinking it as no more than a gesture of good sportsmanship. Just as Harlow goes to pull away, however, Serena intensifies her grip before she–)
Flannery McCoy: :damn: SERENA WITH A HARD SHOT FROM THE MICROPHONE! Right between the eyes of Harlow Riechert!
Jake Mercer: Now, Harlow’s fallen down on the ground and I can’t get a good look at her figure!!! :noah: Now, there was absolutely no reason for her to attack that thicc, bodacious woman that way! THIS is why nobody likes her!!!!
(Harlow lays on her back, resting a hand on her forehead right where the microphone struck her. Serena squats on the ground so that she is now at Harlow’s level.)
Serena Bennett: (off-mic) And that’s for the interruption earlier, bitch. Don’t you dare try me.
(“Surfin’” begins to play throughout the PA system of the World 1 Theatre as Serena stands back up and pulls her UWC off the podium. She steps over Harlow’s body to exit the ring swiftly, walking backwards up the ramp, watching as Harlow stands back up in the center of the ring, shooting daggers at the Universal Women’s Champion.)
Jake Mercer: I’ll never forgive her for this. The most attractive woman I’ve seen in my life shows up on Dynasty and Serena just HAAAADDD to be Serena and get herself involved with Harlow in such a way!
Flannery McCoy: Well, uh, to be fair, Jake, Harlow is the one who got HERSELF involved. And with good reason, it so seems! I might have never considered Serena a true “PURE” wrestler before, but she is certainly proud of her submission and technical capabilities in the ring!
Stew-O: Absolutely right, Flannery, and if all goes well, this could turn out to be one of the most skillful and competitive matches the woman’s division has ever seen. Harlow is a well-established competitor in her own right, a former champion, and has proven on more than one occasion she can go toe-to-toe with the best of the best, always looking to push not only herself, but her competitors to their absolute limits! I’m looking forward to Serena’s second title defense already!
Flannery McCoy: And if she isn’t careful, Stew, it could very well be her last! But we’ll be right back after this commercial break. Stay tuned, everyone!
(A commercial for bank vaults starring Bronson Daniels where he stashes his weed so nobody can find it or knows that he has it)
(After the final commercial break of the night “Drama Setter” by Tony Yayo [Instrumental Version] hits as SEBAS and SKA make their way out to the ring together. Both of them know the huge challenge ahead and how much of an underdog they are, but they don’t let it bother them as they nod and make their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GRAND PRIX ROUND ONE TAG TEAM MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE TEAM OF SEBAS AND SKA……PRRRIIDDDEEE AAANNNDDD HHOOONNNOOORRRR!!!!
Stew-O: A very interesting team. Two young studs who feel like they are underestimated a lot on their respective shows, and them joining as forces could be dangerous. Just imagine not them winning the whole thing, but if they managed to kick that off by defeating one of the favorites for the tournament in Liquid Swords, two of the greatest of all time to ever do it. In the main event no less. They want to cement their legacies, and they have a huge chance to dom that tonight, and you know they’re being underestimated, and that’s where they’re most dangerous. I can’t wait to see how they do as a duo!
(“We Major” by Kanye West and Nas hit as Mr. DEDEDE and Impact walk out sid ebay side with one another. They look at their opponents in the ring, glance at each other, laugh, and then slowly make their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS….THE TEAM OF MR. DEDEDE AND IMPACT…..LLIIQQUUUIIIDDDD SSWWOOORRDDDSSSS!!!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: We are in the presence of a Gawd, in the fucking Impact Zone!
Flannery McCoy: Easy. But yeah, here come what everybody thinks is the overwhelming favorites in this tournament. Two of the greatest to ever do it joining forces again. They’ve already had some experience teaming up a few times before Territorial Invasion, so they got that chemistry down a little bit. DEDEDE looks to add this on to perhaps winning the World Heavyweight Championship yet again as he challenged Viz last week, on top of him and Impact being two of the victors in War Games.
Stew-O: I honestly doubt chemistry would have been an issue if they didn’t tag before this. :wow:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go, The Liquid Swords are discussing who to start the match as SEBAS is ready to go on the opposite end. Impact and Mr. DEDEDE just exchanges looks with one another, as Impact walks to the center of the ring, meeting face to face with SEBAS, talking some inaudible stuff.
Jake Mercer: TAKE THAT! :damn: #9Reignz with a slap to the face of the young lion, SEBAS. And SEBAS didn’t take too kindly to that as he picks up Impact and drives him into the corner, and then SEBAS connects with several shoulder thrusts into the midsection of Impact, and with brutal force driving in those elbows! SEBAS then irish whips Impact–
Stew-O: DEDEDE tagged himself in, and SEBAS was unaware of that as he irish whips Impact into the opposite corner, and then charges, but Impact gets his boot up, stopping SEBAS dead in his tracks! SEBAS turns around and walks right into a big boot from DEDEDE! DEDEDE has that signature smirk on his face before gettin on SEBAS and mounting over him, now driving the elbow into the skull before raining down the haymakers! DEDEDE picks up SEBAS off the mat, and then throws him into the corner, DEDEDE is right on him and positions SEBAS upright in the corner. And then DEDEDE drives his elbow into the side of th face of SEBAS!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE seems to be toying with the kid now, as he brings SEBAS to the center of the ring, and places him between the legs, BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP! DEDEDE stands holding his back in a bit of pain, and SEBAS runs and connects with a front standing dropkick that drives DEDEDE back into the corner! SEBAS has a little bit of a flurry here as he charges at DEDEDE and drives both of his knees into the chest of DEDEDE, and then SEBAS connects with a monkey flip from the corner flipping DDD on his back in the center of the ring…AND WOAH SEBAS JUST SMOKED ELBOWED IMPACT OFF THE APRON!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!! :dahell:
Stew-O: SEBAS waits for DEDEDE to rise to his feet, DEDEDE turns around and SEBAS charges once more, but SEBAS slides underneath the legs of DEDEDE!
Stew-O: SEBAS then tags in his partner, SKA! FOREARM FROM SEBAS! SKA COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY ON DEDEDE! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE PIN!!
Jake Mercer: A kickout from The Gawd! DEDEDE and SKA both stand and DEDEDE sses SKA running at him, and he catches SKA WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! That bought DEDEDE some time now as both men are down and out on the mat now! DEDEDE crawls over and sees Impact dying to be tagged in because of the cheap shot a second ago, but SKA has the boot of the Gawd and then drags him to the center of the ring, but DEDEDE flips on his back and tries to push SKA away using his feet, but SKA held on to the foot of DEDEDE! SKA STANDS AND THEN LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE! SKA IS BENDING DEDEDE BACK LIKE PRETZEL!
Flannery McCoy: We all know this won’t be enough to take out DEDEDE with high stakes like this, but the longer he stays in this submission, the more damage it does to him the longer this match goes on with two young bulls in SEBAS and SKA! DEDEDE begins to crawl over to the rope, and then stretches his arm out as far as he can–AND DEDEDE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! He was in it a pretty long time tho. And now SKA knows he can’t let up on the attack and give the legendary figure any time to recuperate! SKA tries to pick up DEDEDE off the mat, but DEDEDE shoves SKA backwards into the ropes, and SKA rebounds off the ropes and runs into a flapjack from DEDEDE that sends down landing on the top rope! SKA is holding his throat in some pain trying to breathe as DEDEDE makes his way over to his partner in the corner!
Stew-O: IMPACT GETS TAGGED IN! Impact comes in fired up as he delivers a clothesline to SKA, and then delivers another one! SKA is dazed now as Impact balances him on the rope, and the delivers an irish whip, but SKA reverses sending Impact off the ropes, and this time it’s SKA who goes for the clothesline, but Impact ducked it and runs off the opposite ropes, and delivers a leaping forearm strike to the head of SKS taking him down! Impact looks down at SKA and the springboards off the second rope–FLIGHT SIGHTSSSS!!!! THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM IMPACT CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Jake Mercer: AND SKA WITH THE SHOULDER UP! Impact gives a nod in a “notbad: kind of way before picking up SKA and then throwing him backwards in the corner. SKA is bent forward and Impact connects with an underneath kick to the face that pops SKA up in an upright position in the corner! Knife edge chop from Impact! Another knife edge chop! Impact is in control now as he backs up several steps, and then charges at SKA in the corner–BUT NOBODY HOME! SKA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! SKA THEN ROLLS UP IMPACT FROM BEHIND!!! THIS WOULD BE THE BIGGEST UPSET OF THE YEAR IF HE GETS IT HERE!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT FROM IMPACT! BOTH MEN RACE TO THEIR FEET AND THE RUN AT ONE ANOTHER, AND IMPACT CONNECTS WITH A SWINGBLADE TAKING SKA DOWN! Both men are down and both men are crawling to their corner to make the tag, and both men are near…
Stew-O: TAG FROM BOTH IMPACT AND SKA AS THEY TAG IN SEBAS AND DEDEDE! DEDEDE right away goes for the running lariat, but SEBAS ducked it and goes running off the ropes and launches himself at DEDEDE–BUT DEDEDE CAUGHT SEBAS AND HAS HIM SEATED ON HIS SHOULDERS IN MID AIR–AND SEBAS TURNS THAT INTO A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS DEDEDE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE LANDING ON HIS PARTNER IMPACT! Liquid Swords stand up with one another on the outside…BUT HERE COMES SEBAS!!!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS WITH THE TOPE CON HILO OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKING OUT THE LIQUID SWORDS!! SEBAS IS FEELING EXTREMELY PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW! SKA IS PUMPED UP IN HIS CORNER! PRIDE AND HONOR IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: The young kid now picks up the legal man in DEDEDE and throws him back inside the ring, and SEBAS then climbs up the apron and up the top rope–FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH FROM SEBAS ON TOP OF THE GAWD! THE COVER NOW!!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT! WHAT A FLURRY FROM SEBAS THAT WAS! And now SEBAS looks to keep the momentum going for his team, and he begins to measure up the Chairman! DEDEDE is on both knees, and then goes for the kick to the side of the head…BUT DEDEDE DUCKS IT! DEDEDE POPS UP AND GRABS SEBAS BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND DRIVES HIM BACKWARDS DOWN TO THE MAT! Now both competitors are down again in this first round matchup!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE is back up to his feet first, and now he grabs SEBAS by the head, but SEBAS connects with a shot to the ribcage of DEDEDE, and then another one…ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM SEBAS THAT STUNS THE CHAIRMAN! SEBAS runs at DEDEDE who is balanced against the ropes, but DEDEDE counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but SEBAS held on! DEDEDE turns around and runs right into a hard forearm from SEBAS! The Gawd stumbles to the center of the ring, and SEBAS is measuring…AND SEBAS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE–
Stew-O: IMPACT JUST SWIPED THE FOOT OF SEBAS AND IT CAUSED SEBAS TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND LAND AWKWARDLY IN THE RING! SKA IS LOSING HIS MIND ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING WHILE IMPACT HAS HIS HANDS UP IN DEFENSE AS IF HE DID NOTHING WRONG! AND DEDEDE BEHIND SEBAS…..DEMOLITION!!!!! THE DIAMOND CUTTER! DEDEDE WITH THE COVER!!
Flannery McCoy: SKA BREAKS UP THE COVER!! AND NOW IMPACT RUNS AT SKA, BUT SKA REVERSES WITH THE BACK BODY DROP SENDING IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW! SKA goes back into his corner, and DEDEDE walks over to his corner and warns him to keep his distance–
Stew-O: SEBAS FROM BEHIND DROPKICKS DEDEDE FORWARD AND DEDEDE RUNS INTO A FOREARM FROM SKA ON THE APRON! BACKSTABBER FROM SEBAS NOW!!! DEDEDE IS DOWN NOW AS…
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS TAGS IN SKA!! AND SKA IS IN LIKE A SHARK WHO SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER, GRYFFINDOR!!!!!! THE SHINGING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF MR DEDEDE!!! ARE THEY GONNA DO IT?!!??!?!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! IMPACT IS IN AND STOPS THE COUNT!! AND NOW IT’S SEBAS WHO CLOTHESLINES IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING! Now it’s SKA and Mr. DEDEDE is the center of the ring, and SKA tries to perhaps put this match away!
Stew-O: SKA brings DEDEDE up to his feet and now…SKA has him in a DDT position, but DEDEDE twirls out of it, and a kick to the midsection from DEDEDE!! DEDEDE RUNS TO THE ROPES–HIGH KNEE FROM SKA!! DEDEDE IS STUNNED! SEBAS IS BACK INSIDE THE RING NOW! BOTH OF THEM ARE GONNA GO FOR IT–THEY CALL THIS THE CODE OF HONOR!!! SKA LIFTS DEDEDE UP, FOR THE SHATTER MACHINE–BUT LOOK!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST PULLED SEBAS OUT OF THE RING!!! BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING IT OUT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW!
Stew-O: SKA THREW DEDEDE RIGHT ON THE GROUND BECAUSE SEBAS WASN’T THERE TO FINISH THE MOVE, AND NOW SKA REALIZES HE HAS TO PUT THIS AWAY WHILE THE CHAIRMAN IS VULNERABLE! KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD CONNECTS FROM SKA!
Flannery McCoy: ON THE OUTSIDE, IT LOOKS LIKE SEBAS HAS CONTROL OVER IMPACT AS HE IS THROWING PUNCHES ON IMPACT WHO’S LEANING AGAINST THE STEPS! IMPACT SLDIES DOWN AND SITS AGAINST THEM NOW, AND SEBAS CHARGES!! IMPACT MOVES AND SEBAS DROVE HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! HE HOLDS HIS KNEE IN PAIN AS HE TURNS AROUND–FIST OF FURY FROM IMPACT!!! THE HARD RIGHT HAND!!!! SEBAS IS DOWN AND SKA IS ALL ALONE!
Jake Mercer: SKA RUNS THE ROPES, AND IMPACT GRABS THE FOOT STOPPING SKA IN HIS TRACKS!! SKA LOOKS DOWN AT IMPACT BEFORE TURNING AROUND–SPEAR FROM DEDEDE!! BUT NO!!! SKA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY SOMEHOW! SKA RUNS THE ROPES AS FAST AS HE CAN ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING–BUT THIS TIME DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!!! MR DEDEDE HOOKS BOTH LEGS NOW AS IMPACT COUNTS WITH HIS FINGERS STANDING ON THE APRON!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS….MR DEDEDE AND IMPACT…..THHEEE LLIIQQUUIIDDD SSWWWOORRDDDSSS!!!!!
(“We Major” plays as DEDEDE and Impact embrace in the ring before raising one another’s hands up.)
Jake Mercer: WHAT A VICTORY!!! :blessed: The Liquid Swords can win at anything, I was there when they won a Laser Tag tournament together!
Stew-O: Indeed, a good win for Liquid Swords as they pick up the win against a very game SKA and SEBAS here tonight. They move on to the next round! All the credit in the world to Pride and Honor who came within inches of defeating two of the very best in the Dynasty main event!
(The Liquid Swordz raise their hands up in victory as both DEDEDE and Impact climb up to separate top ropes and pose for the crowd as that’s the last shot seen as the camera fades out)
(EAW logo buzzes.)