(EAW Intro Plays.)
(We see the words “Previously on…” flash before a recap of last week’s episode plays. We start the recap with StarrStan speaking to Darkane and TLA about their performances at War Games and how well they represented Team Dynasty. Out comes Impact to heckle them both for losing their match and explaining to everyone how he was the only one holding down Dynasty by winning. StarrStan reveals a match between TLA and Darkane to decide who will face Impact for his title until Impact uses his GAWD contract to make this match null and void and declares that he wants to face both men in a triple threat match instead.)
(Next, we watch as Miho-Li makes a comeback win possible by defeating former Specialist champion’s number one contender Helena Merriman in the middle of the ring. Next, we watch Lethal Consequences bully Michael Belfort before being confronted by Justin Windgate. Justin tries to be congratulatory but LC takes his kind words as disrespect and slaps him for his troubles. Justin begins to beat the hell out of LC for the slap until he is attacked by Lindsey Kinglsey. Lindsey proposes LC to take up her offer to join forces as LC stands back and ponders the offer. Next, a great match up between The Animanic Archimedes J. Manson and Jake Smith sees The Mightiest One pick up what could be his last win ever on Dynasty. Following this, we find out that Jake Smith was traded right after to Showdown for New Breed Champion Jenny Cien to the shock over everyone. Especially The Round Table.)
(Next, we watch Eric Havoc take a tough loss to Darcy May Morgan as both competitors look to continue rising up the card. Next, we watch Osamu Arcichida speak candidly about his career before Darcy May Morgan appears and the two get in a verbal spat. Next, we watch Darkane and former National Elite champion Jack Ripley go toe to toe in a huge match up that Darkane ultimately wins with his Devil May Cry spear to the spine of Rip. We are shown next, Rick Vercetti tearing down Kassidy Heart to her face. Fatal Destiny attacks Kassidy but she holds her own. Kassidy tears in to Karina-Ann and stomps her head bloody before Miho-Li can retrieve her. Kassidy stands tall until a masked figure sneaks in and attacks her. The Mauler is down and the masked person reveals themselves to be Kendra Shamez. Kendra is back and makes it clear she is the next challenger for Kassidy Heart and her Universal Women’s Championship. Finally, we see a near classic match up between newly crowned National Extreme Champion Lethal Consequences against Drake King. King stomps on LC’s head with The Fallen Kingdom to secure victory and proceeds to close out the show with his newly traded Round Table partner Jake Smith.)
(The show opens finally as the Dynasty theme plays and a shot of the crowd is displayed. Pyro goes off because EAW’s budget crazy like that before we are shown the three person commentary group that we have grown accustomed to this season.)
Stew-O: Live from Jon Paul Jones Arena here at The University of Virginia…Friday Night Dynasty is Live!
Flannery McCoy: So much is instore for viewers this week, Stew!
Stew-O: You can say that again. As always, I’m Stew-O and with me are Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy. How are you guys this evening?
Jake Mercer: Well, they traded away my name twin and hair bun aficionado Jake Smith so I’ve been in shambles. But, I’ll pull through to guarantee another show stealing vocal performance from me. As always. Forever more.
Flannery McCoy: K. Anyway, it is sad to see a consistently enthralling guy like Jake leave but with him leaving brings the excitement of the New Breed champion Jenny Cien to take his spot and bring championship gold along with him!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, I guess that’s nice in a glass half full kind of way. Plus, we may find out who attacked Serena Bennett tonight. We also get to see her War Games partners and number one contenders to Impact’s World Heavyweight Championship in TLA and Darkane face Jenny Cien and The Dropkick Darling Darcy May Morgan in a tag match!
Stew-O: Don’t forget our main event between Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart and Drake King tonight! First time ever! That and much more will be shown here live in 4K quality to fans across the world. It seems though we won’t be starting this show with a match as we can see the rig set up with carpet all over, a table, and our general manager StarrStan already inside of it with a microphone in his hand! Let’s send it to StarrStan right now!
(We cut to the ring as StarrStan is seen in a dapper suit with a clipboard in his hand, a pen behind his ear, and a microphone in his hand.)
StartStan: Ladies and gentlemen, I am StarrStan and I’m here to get right down to business tonight. So much action is coming tonight and I don’t want to hold things up but I’m here to get this official document and contract signed by three very important men. Three very talented men who will be facing off in a triple threat match up at The Battle of Egypt with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line! Let’s get things going and allow me to introduce the first individual in this match…
(“Ambitionz az a ridah” by Tupac blasts as the crowd goes crazy and it walks TLA in an incredible suit with no tie and the top three buttons open.)
Stew-O: The man who has been in a blood feud with Darkane and been chasing World championship gold his whole career, TLA is getting his chance at Battle of Egypt and we all know he isn’t going to take this chance for granted.
Jake Mercer: One of the greatest luchadores to ever live, its time TLA stakes his claim as one of the greatest wrestlers to ever live and he can do so by beating his biggest rival and one of the most dominant world champions to ever hold gold.
(TLA slides in the ring and is handed a microphone by Stephie Love before smiling at the admiring crowd.)
Crowd: TLA!! TLA!! TLA!!! TLA!!!
StarrStan: Next, a man who also needs no introduction but he threatened to choke me out if I didn’t. Ladies and gentlemen, DARKANE!
(“Born too late” by Saint Vitus plays as the lights get darker and all we see on stage is the light from a lit cigarette. The spotlight appears on the stage as the cigarette is tossed to the ground and we watch as Darkane stomps on the cig and rub his boot on top of it until the flame goes out. Darkane rubs his nose before slowly walking to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: One of the most brutal men to ever live, The Hardcore King as he is billed but the Grave Worm is what he is known as…Darkane looks to reclaim glory and capture the World Heavyweight title that’s eluded him since he lost his Answers World Championship In 2018.
Stew-O: We are nearly 52 weeks removed from the night Darkane lost his AWC belt at the hands of Theron Nikolas, DEDEDE, and Impact himself tearing him down and taking him out in a ladder match. The 1% may be gone and so maybe Theron Nikolas but Impact remains and his hands are clean from that incident. Darkane can still be seen as a controversial figure here but even fans can feel some empathy for him and how he was taken out of the AWC picture.
Crowd: FUCK YOU DARKANE!! *clap clap clap clap clap* FUCK YOU DARKANE!! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Jake Mercer: I guess they don’t feel empathy for The Grave Worm after all!
(Darkane enters the ring and stands at one side of the table and opposite of TLA. TLA and Darkane flare at each other as the bitter rivals begin trading insults as StarrStan tries to calm the two.)
Darkane: You pinto driving pinto bean…
TLA: You Skidrow junkee..
Darkane: I hope your family gets sent back across the border and Trump builds a wall so high your joking ass can’t climb it to visit them.
TLA: I hope you add another incurable STD to the long list you already have, puto.
Darkane: You couldn’t beat me last time we went one on one yet you think you will be able to hold a candle with me or Impact? TLA! Who the hell are you kidding? Your entire career is a farce. You are a blowhard, try hard, horny class clown who will always and forever be slapped around by a man like me.
TLA: A man like you? With all that dirty hair, I sometimes forget you aren’t a butch lesbian with a cult like love for shitty rock bands who are allergic to making listenable music. Darkane, vato, you are trash. Like, literally. I’ve seen dumpsters with better hygiene and more fragrance then you, homes. You cheated me out of one match but I’m going to finally get my revenge and not only keep you from ever being World Champion again, but I’m going to finally do what people see as the last accomplishment left for me to grab; become the next World Heavyweight Champion!
Darkane: You need to be deported!
TLA: You need to be bathed!
Darkane: Michelle McGillislutty sucked my balls and choked on my testicle hair!
TLA: Jokes on you, she stole your credit card and transferred 20k over to me and the Poon Palace!
Darkane: No, jokes on you! That bitch didn’t have my credit card. She had a Cash app card I stole from you from your locker at Territorial Invasion.
TLA: You bastard, I should kill you right now and get my revenge!
Darkane: Try me, I’ll bury you and your ass licking dog right next to you.
TLA: You are like if you spit on Billie English and force fed her Krispy Kreme until she got a fat gut and started losing teeth. You are disgusting.
Darkane: Suck my cock!
TLA: Espero que te mueras en un incendio, bitch!
StarrStan: Ok, calm it down you two. We haven’t even signed the contract, Relax!
(Darkane is tossed a microphone as he and TLA mouth more insults before StarrStan begins to talk over then.)
StarrStan: Last but not least…Mr 9 Reignz himself…The reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion…Impact!
(“Can I Live?” By Jay-Z plays as the crowd is split with cheers and boos. Out steps Impact wearing a gaudy outfit with an exuberantly expensive scarf wrapped around his neck as he raises his belt high for all to see.)
Stew-O: The man that ended the incredible title reign of The Assault Rifle Noah Reigner, Impact has been floating through obstacles and challengers and masterfully found ways to stay champion during this season 13 of EAW.
Jake Mercer: I may be a mark to some but I can’t help but sit back and appreciate his brains and brawn as Impact and his invaluable GAWD contract has shown us all how to handle being the top guy on one of the best brands in professional wrestling. Like him or hate him, Imp has been clearly one of the best this season and is solidifying his claim as he greatest to ever do it.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King came close but he didn’t beat him. LC could have done it but he didn’t. Now, Impact is daring TLA and Darkane to step up and be the one to dethrone him and I can’t help but look at the champs confidence and expect him to find a way to hold his own against two of his toughest challengers yet.
(Impact enters the ring and is handed a microphone as his theme song fades out.)
StarrStan: Now, you three have been made aware of everything that will go in to your..HEY!
(Impact snatches a one that StarrStan had in his ear and lightly shoved the GM back and away from the table.)
Impact: God damn, you are a long winded, bald headed, son of a bitch! Give me that pen so I can sign this bullshit and then go back to my locker-room so I can pop a little bit of the bubblay and celebrate this preliminary title defense!
(Impact quickly signs the contract and shakes his head at Darkane and TLA.)
Impact: You two doofuses are the last two things I could ever be concerned with. You, homeless zombie face ass…yeah. Darkane. You honestly think that this is your turn? That this is your chance? That you can get back that old feeling and recapture the top spot of EAA? You still crying on the inside like a little emotional, Hot Topic assistant manager forced to work weekends? All because of the 1% pouring thumbtacks in your mouth and kicking them down your throat nearly a year ago? You still harboring Ill feelings towards The White Mamba? Fuck out of here, sincerely! I don’t regret anything I did last year except one thing; I didn’t end your career sooner. But everything works out for me in the end. Right? I’ll make sure to end your career and beat the mascara off your dirty face at Battle of Egypt!
Impact: Yes, Really! Then there leaves you, you jalapeño breath having goober!
(Impact turns and points at TLA who went from laughing at Darkane being insulted to staring down Impact himself.)
Impact: You think you deserve this? Huh? You think you earned this? You think you belong here? You probably do and either how these people gas you up, you might think you are qualified to be in my presence. You likely suspect this as you big break. You whisper to yourself about that fatal fourway you lost between you, Malcolm Jones, Chris Elite, and Ahren Fournier and believe deep down you have a better chance now. But just like then, you will be left screaming “AH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN” because you are going to ultimately come up shorter than StarrStan’s dick.
StarrStan: Excuse you! It’s about average size…I mean..
Impact: Matter of fact, that’s a better description. That’s all you are in this world, TLA…average. Not above or below, just the definition of mediocre. Nothing excellent about you. You aren’t the worst but you certainly aren’t top tier like me. That’s why I’m confident I’m going to beat both your assess and go right back to continuing this unstoppable reign. You two will likely continue your childish feud that nobody cares about and be too busy worried about the other one beating me that I will find my opening and I will put you two down back below me on not just the card but in the hierarchy of EAW history. I’m going to shit on you two overhyped hoes and push you both back down the card to face off with the Eric Havoc and Miho-Li level talent you belong next to. Now, excuse me. I have better things to do with my time then stand out here and go back and forth with you two sorry sons of bit-
Stew-O: SWAG SHOT! TLA JUST PIMP SLAPPED THE HELL OUT OF IMPACT! IMPACT BACKS UP AS DARKANE LOWERS HIS BODY IN TO A THREE POINT STANCE…
Flannery McCoy: DEVIL MAY CRY BY DARKANE TO THE BACK OF IMPACT! THE CHAMP LANDS FACE DOWN ON THE MAT AS HIS TITLE GOES FLYING! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND LANDS ON HIS SIDE AS HE CLUTCHES HIS JAW AND HIS SPINE AFTER THE DOUBLE ASSAULT FROM BOTH HIS CHALLENGERS!
(TLA reaches down and grabs the microphone he dropped while smacking Impact.)
TLA: You know…I hate this dirty motherfucker more than I hate people who put truck nuts on the back of their pickups. But, I hate a loud mouth like Impact as much if not more. Given both of what we have been through in our careers and especially this past year, im willing to bet a free session at the Poon Palace that that cunt isn’t leaving The Battle of Egypt with that belt. So…
(TLA grabs the pen and begins writing his name. TOA signs as everyone cheers. TLA begrudgingly turns and tosses the pen to Darkane who catches it with one hand.)
TLA: I’m still seeking revenge but that belt is more important than avenging one loss. So, sign that paper and let’s make this shit official.
(Darkane snarls before slowly signing a giant “D” on the paper followed by several scratches before grabbing the contract and shoving it in StarrStan’s chest.)
Darkane: You may be a stupid son of a bitch…but that might have been the smartest thing you ever said. Except the part about you winning, that’s not gonna happen.
TLA: We’ll see about that!
(Darkane steps up and so does TLA as both men stare at each other in the eye as the fans go wild.)
Stew-O: LOOK! IMPACT IS SLIDING BACK IN THE RING! IMP HAS A CHAIR!
Stew-O: Imp just cracks the back of TLA’s head with that chair! Darkane sees this and charges but NO! Impact hits him in the gut with the chair as Darkane bends forward!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT SMACKS THAT CHAIR TO DARKANE’S SPINE AS DARKANE AND TLA BOTH ROLL OUT OF THE RING! StarrStan stands in the corner confused at how to handle things as Impact drops the chair and holds his back and jaw again following the attacks from Darkane and TLA!
Jake Mercer;m: Well, the contract has been signed! The match is official! TLA and Darkane and Impact in a triple threat match with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line!
Flannery McCoy: Impact should pay attention, these two may hate each other but they spent the last month learning to coexist and work together and if they decide to work together sort of like they did with that double attack, Impact may not be able to GAWD contract his way out of losing his championship to either men.
Stew-O: The two work together well and both are saying they doubt Impact leaves with his belt but at the end of the day, there can only be one World Heavyweight Champion!
(We watch as Darkane begins stomping up the stage with TLA leaning against the barricade ringside. Both men fuming and staring in the ring as Impact grabs his World title and attempts to lift it high for all to see before he winces and grabs at his back and jaw again. The show fades to a commercial break that shows an ad for Kendra Shamez Shamwow. We watch her clean everything from a car to a window to a replica of The Universal Women’s Championship that Kassid Heart holds currently before returning to the show.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for One Fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Introducing first! From Cape Town South Africa! Weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the World Class Maniac; Ronan… MA-LOOOOOOO SIIIIII!!
( God’s Hate by Divine Justice blasts over the arena’s sound system as God’s Hate – Divine Injustice as Ronan walks down to the ring focused on the ring and only the ring with a concrete look on his face. )
Stew-O: How can you not be intimidated by someone calling himself the Cape Town Crippler!
Jake Mercer: Without a doubt! Look at him, his face so concrete! A win tonight could help him cement his credibility!
Stew-O: Did you just…
Jake Mercer: Yes, I have.
Stew-O: Last time we saw Ronan in action was before Territorial invasion with a win against Lindsey Kingley but a vicious attack by some of Showdown’s ~finest~ kept him away from the ring even missing Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: You can bet he is hungry to pick up where he left off and let out some steam, I kind of feel sorry for Archimedes now.
Stew-O: Speaking of which.
(“Applause” by Lady Gaga hits followed by the applause of fans.)
Stephie Love: Aaand his opponent! From The Divided States of Hysteria! Weighing in at 205 pounds he is “The Animaniac”; Archimedes J. Manson!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Archimedes J. Manson comes out to the ring looking directly ahead of him as he walks down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Is he looking at Stephie’s assets again?
Jake Mercer: What a disgusting perv… Wait I said that last week. But still!!
Flannery McCoy: I still wished he would…
Both Jake and Stew-O: We Know!!!
( Both men are now in a corner as the referee makes sure all is good and then motions for the match to start! )
Stew-O: And here we go! The two men looked at each other before locking arms in a clinch in the center of the ring. Ronan with the size advantage has the upper hand and moves into a headlock squeezing Archimedes’ head in the crook of his arm but the little man pushes him to the ropes freeing himself! Clothesline by Ronan no! It’s ducked by Archi who then pounces on Malosi forcing the big man to the floor with a fierce shoulder tackle! Ronan gets back up quickly, looking a bit angry and locks up with Archimedes again! This time he gets the headlock and Archimedes frees himself the same way which leads to Ronan shoulder tackling him to the ground after he ducked a clothesline! Both men are staring at each other.
Jake Mercer: Stalemate early on between them two!
Stew-O: Malosi throws in a remark about Manson’s size but God’s Gag Gift isn’t phased! In fact he slaps Ronan across the face!!!
Stew-O: The balls on Manson who chuckles amused but he is rewarded by his bravado by getting grabbed and tackled into the corner behind him! Ronan shows aggressivity as he connects with tackles to the gut of Archimedes repeatedly until the official asks him to break the offensive. Ronan backs off but then goes into a series of kicks! Stomping Manson to the floor with force much to the boos of the crowd! Ronan looks up to the crowd as if they were nothing and moves a finger to shush them into silence which only incites them to react!
Ronan: I Don’t Give A Fu-WOAH!!
Stew-O: Archimedes with a surprise small package!! The referee goes for a cover but Malosi kicks out before he could get a count in! What quickness by Archimedes who used Malosi’s distracted state against him!
Jake Mercer: Ronan needs to be more careful around a guy like Manson. He is strong but his arrogance may cost him the match!
Stew-O: Getting a bit angrier it seems Malosi is as he charges towards Manson but the small guy saw it and ducks away as Ronan tried to tackle him into the ropes! Malosi ends up going through the ropes and crash down on the mat outside the ring! Looks like it hurts as he tries to get back to his feet but before he is able to catch his balance he is getting a face full of Archmides who jumped over the top ropes and landed on his opponent much to the pleasure of the crowd!! Manson is getting quickly on his feet trying to get more offensive going as he throws in a few well-aimed punches to Ronan’s face before taking his arm and throw him against the steel steps!!
Jake Mercer: Ouch! He will feel that in the morning!
Stew-O: Malosi is wincing in pain as Archimedes looks to be in control outside of the ring. The offices within the ropes is starting to make a count! Manson gives a few stiff kicks to Malosi’s midsection and then quickly grabs the big man by an arm and projects him onto the nearby barricade!! What a mean streak by the otherwise funny man of Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: One who isn’t finding this amusing must be Ronan though. He is trying to get up on his feet but Manson is using the momentum to pull him into the ring to continue the assault! Getting him on his feet he is throwing Malosi into the ropes and JUST KIDDING! The JK CONNECT on Malosi’s jaw!! The big man is down again and Manson doesn’t waste any time! Is he calling for it?
Stew-O: Too Soon! He’s going on the top turnbuckle while Ronan slowly gets to a vertical base! Manson is sizing him up! He jumps!
Jake Mercer: WOAH!!
Stew-O: RONAN CATCHES HIM MID LEAP WITH THE KTFO!!! IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Jake Mercer: Archi is down! He isn’t moving! The move put him out cold!
Stew-O: Malosi smirks as he drops heavily to his knees and goes for the cover!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(DING DING DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by pinfall, The Samoan Psychopath!! RRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAANNNNNNN MMMMAAAAAALLLLLOOOOOSSSSSIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a turn of event that ended up on Malosi’s favor! Archimedes’ finishing move backfired to think he had the upper hand up until then!
Jake Mercer: He should’ve waited a little more, soften the big man more! Literally, he pulled his finisher Too Soon!
(Camera cuts backstage to StarrStan on a telephone call. He has a smile on his face and it looks like the call is going well. Suddenly, Drake King busts through the door and the crowd pops big for Drake. Drake has a sense of urgency to him and a pissed off look on his face.)
Drake King: What is this I hear about Cage making some big comeback at Battle of Egypt? I shut him up and put him into a retirement home. Why is he being given this big heroes welcome? What’s really going on around here?
(StarrStan hangs up the phone with a displeased look on his face at the interruption.)
Drake King: Do I need to replay the tape for you? Cage might’ve won a few battles between us, but I won the war, and I didn’t think I’d have to see his face in this company again after I put him out of his misery.
Starr: I understan-
Drake King: So let me tell you straight up, Starr. If Cage is returning at Battle of Egypt — if that is really what you and the higher ups want to happen — then I’m the one he’s going to step into the ring with in Egypt. I’m the FIRST person that he’s going to see when he makes his entrance. And when the time comes, in the middle of the desert, I’m going to finish what I started. And I’m going to make what happened to Vic Venom look like an episode of Barney. The fact that this man has the audacity to come back into MY ring-
Starr: Look, Drake. I get it. You have a vendetta and you want to act on that emotion. I completely understand, I’ve been in your shoes. I know that feeling. But, frankly, it’s not gonna happen. You and Cage won’t be facing each other at Battle of Egypt. So I’d advise you to put that vendetta aside for now, becau-
Drake King: Are you joking? It’s not just a vendetta, it’s a promise I made. I’m not going to allow him to come back without consequences. There’s been times in my career where I’ve let things slide, I’ve let things go in one ear and out there other. I didn’t finish the job at Territorial Invasion. You saw it, everyone saw it. I’m not going to simply allow Cage to walk back into this company without reminding him exactly why he left in the first place. If you don’t get me Cage, then I’ll have to take matters into my own hands. And I can tell you, Starr, you’re not going to like the result of that.
(StarrStan sighs and shakes his head.)
Starr: I think you need to change your tune and start focusing, Drake.
Drake King: Focusing? I’m the most focused I’ve ever been in my entire life, my entire career. I didn’t come here to be insulted, I came here to get one thing and one thing only — and that’s Cage in the middle of that ring. If that ain’t happening, I’m not going to waste anymore of your or my time.
(Drake begins to walk away but StarrStan grabs him by the arm to prevent him from leaving the room. Drake looks at him curiously, as if he’s about to sock him in the face.)
Drake King: What the fu-
Starr: I’m going to need you to hear me out. I’m sure these people would love to see you and Cage go at it once again, one more time, right in the middle of Egypt! Sure, it’d be great. I can’t do it, though. Not for a lack of wanting to, but I simply can’t. Because you’re already booked for Battle of Egypt.
(Drake gets a puzzled look on his face.)
Starr: It’s true. In Egypt… you’ll be going up against Voltage’s own… REX MCALLISTER!
(The crowd pops big for the announcement.)
Starr: … and Showdown’s CHRIS ELITE!!! IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
(The crowd pops even bigger at that announcement with Drake King looking confused.)
Starr: And I’m rooting for you. I know you can-
(Drake King gets in the face of StarrStan who stops talking, gritting his teeth. With a pissed off look, Drake King storms out of the room. StarrStan’s phone rings and he answers it as the camera fades to the ring.)
(Camera returns to find Stephie Love in the ring with a microphone as the capacity crowd is electric for the red brand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Love SOSA” by Chief Keef hits as SOSA Henderson steps out onto the stage looking confident and full of swagger. He begins to walk down the ramp after looking into the camera and saying “these bitches love SOSA.”)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 191 pounds… SOSA HENDERSONNNNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: The former New Breed Champion is back in action and we have an exciting matchup here for you all tonight!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA has a big task ahead of himself as he faces a very motivated Osamu Arcichida. Both men want this win and you know they’ll do what they have to do in order to take it!
Jake Mercer: PLEASE! I remember watching SOSA back when he was playing the role of Marco Core back in Heartbreak Pro Wrestling! He had far greater matches there than I think he’s done here. WHEN WILL THE COMPANY STOP RESTRICTING SUCH TALENTED PEOPLE?!?
(SOSA rolls into the ring as his music fades and is replaced by “Sensei” by Datsik as Osamu Arcichida steps through the curtain, his eyes focused on the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds… OSAMU ARCHICHIDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S HERE! THE JAPANESE FIVE STAR MACHINE HIMSELF!
Stew-O: Osamu has certainly held his own since his return to EAW. A former National Elite Champion, we know he’s looking to get back to title contention.
Flannery McCoy: He looks driven and motivated here tonight. If I were SOSA, I’d be on the lookout.
(Osamu slides into the ring and immediately gets ready in his corner, motioning for the ref to start the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! These two future stars of the business ready to Rock and roll! But Henderson now climbing up into his turnbuckle! He’s motioning around for the fans to get into it! He’s trying to build up some hype— BUT OSAMU JUST LEAPT UP BEHIND SOSA ON THE SECOND ROPE! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE CORNER! SOSA IS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AND OSAMU LOOKING TO END THIS QUICKLY! LATERAL PRESS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: But Henderson manages to power out! He looks stunned but he’s gonna have to get on his game if he wants to take this match home! Henderson rolling over and pressing up to his feet but Osamu is already there and firing away with vicious right hands! Osamu is on fire right oh tof the gate here tonight! Pressing and forcing SOSA back into the corner! BUT SOSA TURNS IT AROUND! SOSA managed to duck one of those punches and he shoves Osamu back into the turnbuckles! Driving with his feet! And now SOSA has ahold of the top rope and is firing guns away with kicks to the midsection of the former National Elite Champion! Henderson now lifting Arcichida to a seated position on the top rope! SOSA hops up— HURRICANRANA SENDS OSAMU FLYING FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND TO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE ISNT DONE!
Stew-O: SOSA POPS BACK TO THE TOP ROPE! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF BACK WITH THE MOONSAULT! AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE STERNUM OF OSAMU! SOSA HENDERSON HOOKS THE LEG!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: But Osamu kicks out in time! What a flurry from these two here in the early stages! SOSA looking to stay on the offensive! He grabs Osamu by the head and begins to drag him over! BUT OSAMU POPS UP AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES FOR THE JAW BREAKER! SOSA is knocked back and Osamu has his chance! He tries to shake the cobwebs loose from the hurricanrana and moonsault but he’s on the prowl! Stalking SOSA from behind! SOSA is clutching at his jaw but he stands up! He turns— OSAMU WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD! HOISTS SOSA UP WITH BOTH LEGS HOOKED! CLASSIVE AGGRESSIVE! OSAMU WITH THE MUSCLE BUSTER ON HENDERSON! OSAMU HAS THE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… OSAMU ARCICHIDA!!!!
(Osamu stands to his feet as the referee raises his hand. He looks down briefly at SOSA on the mat before sliding out of the ring.)
Jake Mercer: What a win by Osamu! It was quick but what amazing action between these two even in just that short match!
Flannery McCoy: Osamu looks like he’s getting himself primed for a real tear, as if he wasn’t already a considerable threat as it was.
Stew-O: You’re looking at the future of this industry, guys. Love him or hate him, Osamu is the real deal.
(The camera catches one last shot of the victorious Osamu Archicida and fades into a promotional ad for the upcoming supershow, Battle of Egypt.)
(A promotional ad for Battle of Egypt airs promoting the World Heavyweight Championship match between Impact, TLA, and Darkane. See that match and more as EAW comes to you live from the Egyptian Army Stadium in Suez, Egypt on October 12th, 2019, only on free-per-view!)
(Dynasty returns and opens up inside of StarrStan’s office. Dynasty’s head honcho is seated half leaning/half sitting on the edge of his desk, and his eyes are glued to the iPad he holds in his hand. A few moments pass and finally StarrStan looks up in disgust and shakes his head.)
(There’s a knock at the door.)
StarrStan: Come in.
(The door of the office opens and in walks Fight Grid host and EAW reporter, Molly Waters. She has a microphone in her hand and a business-like look on her face. StarrStan flashes her a tense smile.)
StarrStan: Hey there, Molly. What can I do for you?
Molly Waters: Good evening, StarrStan. I was just coming to see if you if you had any sort of update on the condition of Serena Bennett. For those who might not have tuned in last week, the 2019 Grand Rampage winner was found beaten and bloody in an undisclosed area of the State Farm Arena. All of us were saddened to see Serena lifted onto a stretcher and wheeled out of the building.
StarrStan: I do have an update, and unfortunately the news isn’t good. Serena Bennett will be out indefinitely due to the host of injuries she sustained during this horrific and what I assume to be an unprovoked attack.
Molly Waters: Have you seen any footage from the attack? Do you know who did this?
StarrStan: State Farm Arena did have security footage of the attack and have been wonderful in terms of working with us to help get this situation resolved. Again, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but due to the low quality of the footage, the face of Serena’s assailant wasn’t shown. If I had to take a guess, thanks to the clothing the attacker was wearing, as well as their build, I’m confident it was a female who took Serena out. This woman came behind Serena, as Serena was on her phone, and assaulted her with what appeared to be a crowbar. She struck Serena in the back of the head and then proceeded to beat the tar out of her. The attacker fled the scene shortly after the beating, and while Serena was unconscious when backstage workers found her, she woke up shortly after when paramedics arrived on the scene. After speaking with her personally, she doesn’t remember much about what happened, nor did she see who assaulted her.
Molly Waters: I take it no one has come forward with any additional information.
StarrStan: We’ve spoken with nearly everyone who was in the building last Friday night and no one saw anything or heard anything. Obviously, this is an on-going investigation and something I’m taking very seriously. Serena Benett is a vital part of Dynasty, and along with several other Elitists that I’m proud to have on my roster, she is the future of this sport. Despite being in this company for less than a year, the impact she has made is undeniable. When we find out who did this, I will personally hold the responsible party accountable. I won’t tolerate fuckery of this kind on my brand, and I certainly won’t let anyone, and I don’t care who they are, put the life and career of another competitor in jeopardy while on my watch. There is nothing anyone can say to me that will justify what was done to Serena, and whomever did this will be punished.
(StarrStan and Molly turn towards the door and watch as Aniyah Mitchell strolls in, twirling her braid and wearing an arrogant smile on her face.)
Aniyah Mitchell: My first night on Dynasty and this is what I’m greeted with? How the hell are yall gunna waste all this damn time talking about that horse face bitch when the real mother fuckin’ deal is on Friday nights now? Aniyah Mitchell is the actual future of this sport and you better believe that Imma make sure I’m treated as such!
(The malice in Aniyah’s voice for Serena causes StarrStan and Molly to look at one another. StarrStan rises to his feet and looks at Aniyah. She continues to smile arrogantly, which causes StarrStan to become suspicious.)
StarrStan: I know you’ve had some rather unfavorable things to say about Serena in the past, including on your social media account…
Aniyah Mitchell: Hol’ up. Are you accusing me of attacking ole girl from behind like a glorified pussy? Please tell me you aint trying to pass this off on me because I called a bitch out for acting like she the shit, when in all actuality she a piece of shit.
Aniyah Mitchell: Oh lord, you and I are gunna need to have a come to Jesus, Stanley. I am not the one you gunna use as a scapegoat for this. If I were gunna attack a bitch, I would do that shit face to face because I aint scared… the fuck do I gotta be scared of when it comes to Serena Bennett? Bruh… stop. All this fuss because a bitch who couldn’t hack in War Games got her lil ass beat by one of the people she’s clearly pissed off in the past. Had it coming, I’m sure, but lemme tell ya this, Stanley. Don’t stand there and act like you don’t got her superior on your brand now. I’m undefeated on the weekly shows, and was well on my way to upstaging all those lil vanilla bihs on Voltage until you blew up HRDO’s phone, begging me to come save this brand because the dusty bitches you got on this show tank the ratings every time they faces come up on screen. Imagine having such a shitty female roster you willing to trade away the former National Elite Champion. But hey… buh-bye Jack Ripley! Aniyah Mitchell in the house now! You know, I expected to be booked this week, and I donno why you tryna to delay the inevitable. I’m not here to be held back or overlooked, so you best have a match for me on the next Dynasty.
Aniyah Mitchell: Did I say you could speak? When I’m self-promoting, you shut your mouth, got it?
Aniyah Mitchell: You lookin’ at the soon to be world champion, Stanley. I done seen bitches come into this company and get handed shit right off the back so bet I’m expecting the red carpet to be laid out for me. I said it once and Imma say it again; Imma be the brightest star this industry has ever seen. Black Girl Magic is more than just the name of a finisher, it’s a way of life, and Imma be the hero my people need. Imma be the one who breaks the records, and the barriers, shatters the glass ceilings, and has my face on all the posters. Imma be the one who’s name is on the marquee,and Imma be the one who becomes the crossover star. Endorsement deals, television deals, movie roles, and championship gold. I can’t wait to get my hands on all that. Y’all have no clue what ya got in me, but you’ll learn. Next Dynasty I better have a match and it best not be against some loser either. Granted errybody is a loser when compared to me but you know the vibes. Book it Stanley. The rise of Aniyah Mitchell begins now. I want it all and imma have it.
(StarrStan goes to open his mouth but Aniyah swings her braid, nearly slapping Stan in the face and spins on her heels, sauntering out.)
Molly Waters: :skip:
StarrStan: The hell just happened?
Molly Waters: That’s for you to figure out.
(They two exchange looks as Dynasty fades to commercial.)
(Battle of Egypt advertisement)
(The camera fades into a dark dreary hallway backstage. Suddenly a silhouette appears at the end of the hallway as he makes his way down into view a cloud of smoke obscuring his face.)
???: Ah yes. My match. It is time.
(As the silhouette comes into view then brushes the smoke away from his face to reveal Justin Windgate.)
Justin Windgate: Soon I shall step into that ring with my tag team partner and lay waste upon Lindsey Kingsley & Lethal Consequences. My name may be Justin Windgate but tonight I will open the very gates of hell itself on them! Lindsey is nothing more than a shallow whore and Lethal Consequences is an illegitimate fluke of a champion who needs help to win. Unlike him… I will walk alone!!!
(Suddenly Justin Windgate shudders as he feels a dark presence behind him.)
???: Ah is that so? Perhaps you are not quite as alone as you may believe!
(Justin Windgate takes another drag from his blunt as he smirks into the face of his partner for tonight Eric Havoc.)
Eric Havoc: Tonight Justin you shall join me… and the REVOLUTION! An uprising like no other! Against the corrupt government of Dynasty itself! Our opponents are completely worthless as you may have realized. They bring absolutely nothing to the table and could never hope to stand against us.
Justin Windgate: Tonight you shall…
Eric Havoc: Iight we going to have to have a little less talky okay? I’m the leader of this team and I want your help to deal with Lindsey and Lethal. I saw your run-in with them last week and I couldn’t help but think if I was around things would have gone differently. I mean we made a good team at Territorial Invasion. I won the match for Team Dynasty and have finally etched my name in stone as a main event star here on Dynasty. I’m due to start main eventing FPVs and winning World Titles any day now. So you can count yourself lucky that at least for tonight you get to be along for the ride of success that is Eric Havoc!
Justin Windgate: …
Eric Havoc: Ah yes stunned speechless by my greatness? It is okay to not say anything. Let THE ONE handle the speaking.
Justin Windgate: Nah. I was just stunned speechless by your stupidity. Do you honestly believe you are ready for the World Title?
Eric Havoc: Well honestly that’s not where my goals are set right now. While it is a worthy prize for a competitor such as myself… I intend to use this match tonight to wedge my way into a National Elite Championship Match! Just imagine the look on Jake Smith’s face when I win the title before he does! We all know that Eric Havoc vs. Lethal Consequences is the match the fans want to see.
Justin Windgate: Let me stop you right there Eric. Is there a need that I remind you who actually won it for Team Dynasty? Maybe hop out of your delusions for a minute and show some respect for the man who actually brought it home for Dynasty unlike everyone else on the card. I am the only talent around here who actually has brought some pride and glory to Dynasty and if anyone deserves a National Elite title shot… IT’S ME. So no Eric. I am not here to join your pathetic ReVoLuTiOn or form a tag team with you. We are not an official team. We are not an official anything. I am on a path to success. I am going after the title. ALL ON MY OWN. So Eric buddy…
(Justin Windgate pats Eric Havoc gently on the head.)
Justin Windgate: Stay the fuck out of my way.
(Justin Windgate blows smoke into Eric Havoc’s raging face as he walks away towards the entrance for his upcoming match. As Eric stands alone in the dark dreary hallway he glares into the camera with his all consuming rage. The camera slowly pans down to his clenched fist balled in anger.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
( “Bad Decisions” (mashup) by Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato starts up and immediately draws jeers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Lashing, Michigan, weighing in at 122 pounds, LLLLLIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDSSSSSEEEEYYYYY KKKKKIIIINNNNNGGGGGSSSSSLLLLEEEEYYYYY!!!
( Kingsley steps out past the curtain and is all smiles despite the boos of the crowd raining down on her.)
Stew-O: Last week, for those who missed our show, we saw Lindsey Kingsley trying convince the National Elite Champion, Lethal Consequences, that she holds the key to him hanging on to his title and that a partnership between them would continue to prove beneficial for the champion!
Jake Mercer: Well how could it not?! She is the total package of brains, beauty, and she can pack a punch if need be! If I were LC, I’d be jumping all over this chance!
Flannery McCoy: I bet you would Jake. But you’re forgetting that She’s also a two faced liar who convinced everyone that she was a 40 year old mother for… reasons? And when she wasn’t lying to everyone in the EAW Universe, she was stabbing Jack Ripley in the back to hand over the National Elite Championship to Lethal Consequences! You know she’s got some scheme or plot cooked up and it’s only a matter of time before she makes her play!
( Kingsley enters the ring, she waves and plays up to the crowd, who boo her even more. She continues this for a few moments until her music fades out and is replaced by “Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow.)
Stephie Love: And her tag team Partner, From Oakland, California, Weighing In at 230 pounds, he is the National Elite Champion, THE INEVITABLE… LLLLLEEEETTTHHHHHAAALLLLLLL CCCCOOOONNNNNSSSSEEEEQQQUUUEEEENNNNCCCCCEEEESSSSS!!!!!
( LC steps out past the curtain with the National Elite Championship slung over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: If you missed last week’s episode do yourself a favor and go back simply to watch the absolute barn burner of a main event that saw Lethal Consequences come up just short against a very hungry and motivated Drake King.
Jake Mercer: It was an amazing match for sure, one that thankfully wasn’t for LC’s National Elite title! But that was then and this is now and The Cham will be looking to bounce back and add another W in the Column!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah and you can bet there’s nothing Lindsey Kingsley would like better than to standing and taking the credit should this team pick up the win tonight!
( LC steps through the ropes and into the ring, a long moment passes with a just the faintest hint of tension between him and Kingsley before the sounds of “Avalanche” by Bring Me the Horizon snaps then both to attention.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, first from Jacksonville, Florida, Weighing In at 220 pounds, THE ONE… EEEERRRIIIICCCCC HHHHAAAAVVVVOOOOCCCCCC!!!
(Havoc enters the arena. He is by no means a fan favorite but when compared to Lethal Consequences and Lindsey Kingsley, the crowd in the Jon Paul Jones arena could be described as greeting him warmly.)
Stew-O: In a hotly contested bout Eric Havoc went tooth and nail with a very game Darcy May Morgan, and there were several times I personally though he had it won but unfortunately it was not his night!
Jake Mercer: And it’s a shame he didn’t win last week because I’ve really liked seeing this more aggressive Eric Havoc since he came to Dynasty. I tell you it’s just a matter of time before this kid breaks through in a big way!
Flannery McCoy: Well that time may be now because nothing would help wash out the taste of that loss than for Eric to hold a win over a man who is both an EAW Hall Of Famer and the reigning National Elite Champion, and you better believe that Havoc is do whatever he has to, to get that win!
( Havoc enters the ring, his stone faced gaze burning a hole through his opponents. Suddenly his music cuts out and is replaced by “El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly.)
Stephie Love: And his Tag Team Partner, From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 225 Pounds, THE XTREME CLASSIC… JJJJJUUUUUUSSSSTTTIIINNN WWWWIIIINNNNDDDDGGGGAAATTTEEEE!!!!
( The crowd cheers loudly as Justin steps out onto the stage.)
Stew-O It was a chaotic scene last week as Justin Windgate was assaulted and left laying back stage by Lethal Consequences, when all Justin did was offer his congratulations to the LC!
Jake Mercer: Boy you guys are too dumb to get subtlety, I picked up on all those thinly vailed threats that Justin Windgate was making, and quite frankly I Can blame LC for knocking him out cold with the title belt!
Flannery: Oh please Jake, you and I both know that LC sucker punched a man who came to wish him well!
Jake Mercer: Hey the way I see things is that it’s the law of the jungle, kill or be killed! Lethal Consequences is a man with a target on his back and everyone he comes across is aiming for it! So he struck first and did on to other before they could do onto him!
Flannery McCoy: You are so full of it!
( Justin slides into the ring. He seems eager for the bell to ring so he can get his hands on LC.)
Jake Mercer: This match just about ready to kick off, but Eric Havoc and Justin Windgate seem to not be on The same page as they are arguing with each Luther over who gets to start this match! The referee telling them to make a decision or forfit here, neither man wanting to move an inch…. And Eric Havoc surprisingly is the one willing to compromise here and be the bigger man!
Eric Havoc (no mic): Man I hope you get your ass whipped!
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: This match under way and we to start things off we have Lindsey Kingsley starting off against Justin Windgate. Windgate wants Lethal Consequences, but LC simply shaking his head no. Both competitors lock up in the center of the ring, Windgate gets an arm wringer, Kingsley counters with one of her own and transitions to a hammerlock, Justin finding a back door out of that lock and applies a standing side head lock! Windgate takes Kingsley down to the mat with the headlock takeover, Kingsley gets a head scissors, Windgate kicking out of it immediately, terrific sequence by these two as they reach their feet, Kingsley charging at Windgate with a clothesline but Windgate catches her coming in with an arm drag, Lindsey back up to her feet quickly, Justin waiting for her and connects with a beauty of a drop kick! Lindsey on the canvas, JUSTIN LOOKING FOR THE GROUNDED SUPERKICK… But Kingsley sees it coming and wisely scoots back into her corner! And ahem… Justin with a choice finger for both Lindsey Kingsley and Lethal Consequences!
Jake Mercer: And that’s might come back to haunt Justin Windgate as Lethal tags himself into the match! The reigning National Elite Champion fired up after Windgate flipped him off! Lethal with right hand that lands to the jaw, Windgate fires back with one of his own, Consequences returns with a boot to the gut and whips Windgate off the ropes! Justin off the rebound, LC with a lariat but Windgate baseball slides between LC’s legs! Quicker than a cat Windgate nips up as LC turns around to face him, PELE KICK!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETTING A BOOT TO THE CROWN OF HIS SKULL!!! Windgate not slowing down any as he is right back up and sprinting off the ropes, OH AND THERE’S THAT RUNNING SENTON!!! WINDGATE CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF LC! COVER MADE AND THE LEG IS HOOKED!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!… TTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!…
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL?! ERIC HAVOC BREAKING UP HIS PARTNER’S PIN ATTEMPT!! Justin up and chasing after Havoc, Justin and Eric exchanging words most of which we cannot repeat on network television! LOOK OUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE ROLL UP! AND HEY HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!… TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!… KKKKIIIICCCCKKKOOOOUTTTT!!!
Stew-O: Windgate able to kickout of that one just before the referee’s hand slapped the mat for the third time! LC laying in wait as Windgate gets back to his feet, Lethal rushes at Justin with a Lariat, Windgate Ducks it, Justin with a superkick to the Jaw! But LC catches it! BUT WINDGATE WITH A LIGHTNING FAST KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!! AND WINDGATE SIGNALS TO THE CROWD HE’S READY TO EN-OH!! KINGSLEY ON THE APRON GRABBING THE HAIR OFF!!! Windgate wanting to take a swipe at Lindsey Kingsley,, but the referee Keeps him at bay as Lindsey hood off the apron and out of!
Jake Mercer: A very smart tactical retreat!
Flannery McCoy: More like a case of the limber tails! Words cannot express how disappointed I am in Lindsey Kingsley’s attitude and actions! Justin Windgate turning his attention back to the match, OH A LC DOUBLES HIM OVER WITH A FIST TO THE STOMACH! Lethal back to his feet as he lays into Windgate with several stiff European Uppercuts! LC with an Irish whip, Justin reverses, Lethal off the rebound, AND JUSTIN TAKES THE CHAMP DOWN HARD WITH HIP TOSS! LC clutching his back as he gets back up, Justin waiting for him and takes him right back down with a swinging neckbreaker! Windgate with another cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!… TTTTWWWWWWWOOOO!!!… NO!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences kicking out of that pin attempt! Justin’s Windgate taking control of Lethal by the wrist and drags him up to his feet! Justin applies a text book arm wringer, you can almost feel how much torque he’s putting on that one! Lethal trying to fight out of it as he backs Windgate up towards his own corner, and look out now Eric Havoc tags himself in! Windgate keeping that hold locked in as he stares daggers at Havoc who scales the turnbuckles, and comes crashing down with a double axe handle to the arm of Lethal Consequences! Some unintentional team work there as Lethal trying to shake off the pain, Havoc not allowing him any room to breath strikes with several forearms to the jaw! LC seems a bit stunned by those blows, Havoc takes advantage and quickly sets Lethal up, and takes him down to the mat with Suplex!
Jake Mercer: Havoc not even bothering to pin LC, I don’t know if he wants to convince someone that he should be given a shot at the National Elite Championship, or if he simply wants to punish Lethal Consequences?!
Flannery McCoy: Probably Both.
Jake Mercer: In any case Havoc waits for Lethal Consequences to get back to his feet, Havoc sprinting off the ropes, LETHAL CATCHES HIM COMING IN WITH A HOT SHOT! GREAT MOVE BY THE VETERAN TO PULL OUT THAT MOVE AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE MOMENTUM IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: Are you kidding me?! What Lethal just did was underhanded and illegal, and I’m surprised the referee hasn’t called for the bell already after Eric Havoc just got dropped windpipe first across barely padded steel cable!
Stew-O: It was a dirty move but it gains Lethal Consequences the opening he needed as he drops a forearm across the face of Eric Havoc! Lethal Consequences back up and begins stomping away at Havoc, each stomp forces Eric back towards LC’s corner! Havoc with his back against the bottom turnbuckle, OH COME ON NOW! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CHOCKING THE LIFE OUT OF HAVOC AS HE PRESSES HIS BOOT UP AGAINST HAVOC’S THROAT!!!
Jake Mercer: And now the lovely Lindsey Kingsley tags herself back in, Kingsley puts the boots to Eric Havoc as LC steps back out onto the apron! The official making Kingsley back off a bit, Lindsey pointing out how bias and sexist it is for him to do so!
Flannery McCoy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME JAKE?! KINGSLEY IS ARGUING WITH THE REF TO DISTRACT HIM FRON THE FACT THAT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS STRANGLING ERIC HAVOC WITH THE TAG ROPE!!! Justin Windgate trying to enter the ring and get the ref’s attention, but the official forcing him back! Meanwhile Kingsley lands several stiff kicks to the ribs as LC continues to choke out Havoc with that rope!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate realizing he’s doing more harm than good right now and takes his place back on the apron, and now Finally the referee turns his attention back to what’s happening inside the ring! LC hiding away that tag rope behind his back as Kingsley takes a few steps back towards the center of the ring, Havoc gasping for air as she charges at him, AND LINDSEY LANDS THE HANDSTAND BACK ELBOW SMASH!! Lindsey all smiles as she asks the crowd if they want one more!
Crowd (no mic): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: This capacity crowd adoring Lindsey Kingsley and all her beauty as she rushes at Eric Havoc, ANOTH-OH MY!! HAVOC GETTING HIS FOOT UP AND LINDSEY CATCHES A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! LC trying to hold back that ruffian from further assaulting that helpless woman!
Flannery McCoy: Oh give us all a break Jake, Lethal Consequences doing everything he can to keep Eric Havoc from either capitalizing on this opening, or making a tag to bring in a fresh Justin Windgate! LC hanging on to Eric’s arm with all his might, OH BUT HAVOC CLOCKS HIM WITH HIS FREE HAND! Kingsley back to her feet, Havoc explodes out of the corner, SPEAR!!! ERIC HAVOC NEARLY TEARING LINDSEY IN HALF WITH THAT ONE!!! And right now Justin Windgate trying to reach as far as he can, Eric Havoc crawling across the mat trying to get close enough to make the tag! Eric reaching out his hand… BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KEEPS HIM FROM TAGGING OUT WITH AN ELBOW DROP!
Stew-O: The Official forcing LC back to the corner, Lindsey Kingsley getting back to her feet, Eric Havoc up to his knees, Kingsley pounces and gets the front face lock, OH AND PLANTS HAVOC’S SKULL INTO THE MAT WITH A SNAP DDT!! Kingsley with a cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!… TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!… NO!!!
Jake Mercer: Eric Havoc still fighting in this one, Kingsley making the tag here, LC coming in and waits for Eric To reach his feet… ROWS PEDEL!!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A PIN THIS SHOULD BE IT!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!… TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!… TTTTHHHHRRRR-KICKOUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC a bit frustrated that Havoc was able to get the shoulder up on that one! Lethal dragging Havoc up off the canvas, and takes him down hard with a scoop slam! LC tagging back out, and like it or not these frequent tags are sound tag team strategy here! LC back on to the apron as Kingsley begins to scale the turnbuckles! Lindsey perched all the way up to as she raises up her leg… WE CAN DO IT!!!… NO!! ERIC HAVOC ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!! THAT WAS A PAINFUL LANDING FOR KINGSLEY BUT IT MAY BE THE OPENING THAT HAVOC NEEDS!
Stew-O: Havoc getting his feet under him, watch out Lethal Consequences with a shot from behind! LC hooking Havoc by the head, LETHAL WANTS A SUPLEX TO THE FLOOR!!!… BUT HAVOC BLOCKS IT!! Havoc fighting out of it and lands with a right hand! A second! LC Answers back with a right of his own, but Havoc ducks under it, AND SENDS LC FLYING BACK AND DOWN TO THE ARENA WITH A GUILLOTINE THAT WRAPS LC’S THROAT ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!!!
Jake Mercer: LC is Down, Kingsley’s fighting her way back to her feet, Havoc sprinting off the ropes and connects with a clothesline that takes Lindsey back down! Kingsley not staying down for long as she get back up to her feet, BUT HAVOC LANDS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Lindsey refuses to stay on the mat and is back up once more, Havoc with a third clothesline! BUT KINGSLEY AVOIDS IT WITH A MATRIX MOVE! Eric not slowing down as he comes off the rebound, Lindsey turning to face him…POSION TRIGGER!!! HAVOC LANDS A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE THAT NEARLY TOOK LINDSEY’S HEAD OFF!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND JUSTIN WINDGATE BEGING FOR HAVOC TO MAKE THE TAG RIGHT NOW!!! Havoc inches his way to the corner…. AND WHAT THE HELL?!?? HAVOC JUST FLIPPED OFF JUSTIN WINDGATE!!! WOAH AND JUSTIN WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF ERIC HAVOC!!! THE REF COUNTS THIS AS AN OFFICIAL TAG AND JUSTIN ENTERS THE RING AS THE LEGAL MAN! HE AND HAVOC STAND TOE TO TOE LOOKING LIKE THEY ARE READY TO COME TO BLOWS!!!
Eric Havoc (no mic): FUCK YOU MAN I GOT THIS ON MY OWN! I’M GONNA BEAT ALL THEIR ASSES MYSELF! I’M GONNA BE THE FIRST TO CHALLENGE FOR THAT BELT!!!
Stew-O: THESE TWO STILL ARGUING, LOOK OUT! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MAKING THE TAG! Justin Windgate trying to reason with Havoc here, KINGSLEY FROM BEHIND JUST SHOVED WINDGATE INTO HAVOC!! Havoc knocked out of the ring from that one! Justin Windgate tuning around quickly, Kingsley looking like she just poked a hungry bear! Lindsey tried to run away, BUT WINDGATE SNATCHES HER BY THE WRIST BEFORE SHE CAN GET ANWHERE!!! Justin pulling her in…LLLLLIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTSSSS OOOOOUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!! KINGSLEY GETTING DAMN NEAR EMBEDDED INTO THE MAT FACE FIRST!!
Flannery McCoy: LINDSEY DOWN AND OUT BUT SHE’S NOT THE LEGAL COMPETITOR HERE!! AAAAACCCCCIIIIIDDDD RRRRAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ONE! HERES IF THE PIN LEG IS HOOKED!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTWWWOOOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
(DING DING DING!)
( Friend vs Friend by Company Flow starts up.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… LINDSEY KINGSLEY AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
(The referee hands LC his title while Lethal gets Kingsley by the hand and looks to get out of dodge before either of his a opponents can get a hand on him!)
Lethal Consequences (no mic): C’mon and get up that ramp you hoe!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences stealing one here tonight as he was able to capitalize on the friction between-OH LOOK OUT NOW, Eric Havoc reentering the ring, Justin Windgate still feeling the effects of that acid rain from LC! OH AND HAVOC NOW ATTACKING WITH A FLURRY OF STOMPS!!! ONE AFTER ANOTHER THEY LAND FOR HAVOC WHO IS RELENTLESS IN THIS ATTACK!
Jake Mercer: Havoc dragging Windgate off the mat and whips him off the ropes, Justin off the rebound And Eric sending him-HURRICANRANA!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A HUGE COUNTER AND A FLURRY OF MOUNTED PUNCHES TO THE SKULL!!! AND IN COMES THE OFFICIALS OUT FRON THE BACK TO BREAK THIS UP!
Flannery McCoy: A locker room worth of referees and other officers in EAW herehetting in between these two! Both men being held back by DOZENS of people here tonight on Dynasty!
( The scene continues this way for several seconds till “Second Sucks” by a day to remember heralds the arrival of General Manager StarrStan to the scene with a microphone in his hand.)
Flannery McCoy: And my oh my business has just picked up! Let’s listen to what our general manager has to say here!
StarrStan: OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH YOU TWO! OF YOU BOTH WANT A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND IF YOU’RE WILLING TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART, THEN IN TWO SHORT WEEKS YOU’LL GET THE CHANCE TO DO SO BECAUSE I’M BOOKING ERIC HAVOC VERSUS JUSTIN WINDGATE AND THE WINNER GOES ON TO CHALLENGE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FOR THE BELT!! NOW BREAK IT UP YOU TWO BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND AND SUSPEND THE BOTH OF YOU!
( “Second Sucks” picks back up as StarrStan takes his leave.)
Stew-O: WHAT A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT BY OUR GENERAL MANAGER!! IN TWO WEEKS GET READY FOR A REAL BARN BURNER WITH A SHOT AT THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!
Jake Mercer: You got that right, I can hardly contain myself!
Flannery McCoy: Man what a match that is gonna be! Who knows what else we will see here tonight?!
(Commercial break for Coca-Cola featuring Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister sharing a delicious, refreshing beverage. Enjoy an icy cold coke with the one you love.)
(Dynasty returns from break and cuts to the ringside area. Stephie smiles into the camera and raises the microphone to her mouth.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME ‘THE OG VIXEN’ KENDRA SHAMEZ!!!
(“Needles and Pins” by Deftones begins to blast and the crowd jumps to their feet. Once the living legend herself steps onto the stage, the crowd begins screaming, showering Kendra with their love and support.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow! Listen at this reaction for the Hall of Famer, guys! I can barely hear myself think!
Stew-O: Last week, Kendra Shamez shocked the entire EAW Universe when she blindsided the Universal Women’s Champion. Kassidy had just finished ending the careers of Fatal Destiny, and Kendra ended up leaving ‘The Mauler’ in a pool of her own blood!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy needed several staples to close up the wound on the back of her head Kendra caused, and as we found out earlier this week, Kassidy will be defending her championship against Kendra at Battle of Egypt.
Flannery McCoy: That’s going to be one hell of a match.
(Kendra climbs into the ring and is handed the microphone by Stephie. The ring announcer leaves Kendra alone, and the OG crosses to the center of the ring. Her music fades out, but the cheers for her return do not. Kendra takes in the reaction, closes her eyes, and lets the smile spread across her face.)
Crowd: KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA!
Kendra Shamez: I’m humbled, truly.
Crowd: KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA!
Kendra Shamez: I know the hot topic this week has been about my attack on Kassidy Heart and why I did what I did. I don’t think it should surprise anyone that the way Pain for Pride ended for me left a bitter taste in my mouth. Tyler Wolfe was one of the people who was a constant thorn in my side during my tenure as Empire General Manager, and knowing that she defeated me on the grandest stage of them all just bothers me. You see, I’m not one to really dwell on losses, but this one kind of sat with me because of the personal hatred between Tyler and myself. This new era of female talent has always presented themselves as ungrateful, and while Tyler was one of the biggest offenders, she wasn’t the only one who was guilty of not being appreciative of the platform she had been given. It was hard for women to thrive in EAW back in the day, and that’s why I stepped forward and created Empire. I wanted to give myself and the rest of the Vixens a place where we could shine; a show all of our own where we never had to fight for bookings or screentime with our male counterparts. Empire should have been great, because the talent that was presented on it had always been top tier. However, Empire started crumbling early on and unfortunately it never really recovered. It was cancelled, but at Pain for Pride I had a chance to give it the goodbye it deserved; a fitting goodbye in the image that I wanted for it. I never wanted for Empire to end on the sour note that it did.
(Kendra pauses for a moment to let her words sink in.)
Kendra Shamez: Tyler bested me and got the biggest win of her life, over someone who is considered one of the greats of all time. That victory should have sat her up for big things this current season, including another shot at a world championship, but when I turned on the first episode of Voltage for the new season, I saw Tyler rolling her ankle in a match against Korey Gaines, and getting carried out of the building by her boyfriend. That was in July. It’s October now and an ankle doesn’t stay twisted for that long. As far as I’m concerned, Tyler Wolfe packed her bags and walked out on this company, despite the fact this company did it’s damndest to give her what she wanted.
Kendra Shamez: This was the problem with Empire throughout its duration, and the woman parading around with the Universal Women’s Championship was another one of the problems. There’s a reason Kassidy Heart and Tyler Wolfe ran in the same circle until Tyler showed her true colors. They’re two sides of the same dirty coin. Kassidy was another cancerous presence in the Empire lockerroom, perpetually unhappy with lack of direction and opportunity, despite everyone bending over backwards for her. Trust me, Mr. DEDEDE’s affection for Kassidy might have gone unnoticed by her, but there were a lot of us who were well aware of the Chairman’s interest. You look at someone like Kassidy Heart, and there are dollar signs. I won’t deny that at all. There are very few people who can do what she does inside the ring, and ALL OF US backstage wanted to give her the opportunities she so badly craved. Kassidy’s biggest problem has and always will be herself, and it remains to be seen if Mr. DEDEDE can keep her on a leash or not.
(While Kendra is speaking, the camera cuts to the backstage area. Kassidy Heart is seen watching Kendra on a monitor, and she has the Universal Women’s Championship on her shoulder. Kassidy is dressed in her gear, obviously ready for her match later on tonight with Drake King.)
Kendra Shamez: Kassidy’s sense of entitlement and ability to block her own blessings are the reasons why she hasn’t progressed at a faster rate. When you constantly bitch about the product and the company that made you a household name, why should you get a shot at anything? One would think that winning the Universal Women’s Championship would have finally humbled Kassidy, but low and behold, she remains bitter. She continues to live in the past and harp on her so-called struggles, and keep this unnecessary chip on her shoulder despite literally having the wrestling world in the palm of her hand now. Mr. DEDEDE all but handed Kassidy the keys to the kingdom, and despite having it all, she continues to remain unhappy. She’s not satisfied. She’s an ungrateful bitch, just like her former friend Tyler.
Kendra Shamez: Believe me, if Tyler Wolfe were still around I would be demanding a rematch against her and making sure I rectified what happened at Pain for Pride. But since she took the coward’s way out, and I’m more than ready to get back inside the ring, why not do it against someone I hold a similar disdain for? That Universal Women’s Championship being on the line is a nice little bonus, not that I really needed anything extra to motivate me. At Battle of Egypt, the OG Vixen is getting back into the ring once again, and I plan on sending Kassidy Heart packing. Once I’m done with her, and I have that beloved championship of hers around my waist, she’ll be forced to swallow a nice little helping of humble pie. Whether she chokes on it or not, and takes the same route Tyler did remains to be seen, but I’m sure Mr. DEDEDE will have something she can wash it down with.
(Kendra smirks as she lowers the microphone, shrugging her shoulders. The crowd erupts, once against chanting her name.)
Crowd: KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA! KENDRA!
(“Needles and Pins” by Deftones begins to play once again and the crowd’s chanting turns to cheers. Kendra throws her arms up in the air like the regal queen she is, and the camera shot fades to the backstage area.)
(Molly Waters has walked up to Kassidy, but ‘The Mauler’ can not tear her cold green eyes away from the monitor. She has a hate-filled look on her face as Kendra hypes up the crowd.)
Molly Waters: Excuse me, Kassidy?
(Kassidy doesn’t bother to look at Molly, but she does acknowledge her.)
Kassidy Heart: What?
Molly Waters: Do you have any response to what Kendra just said out there?
(The Mauler remains quiet, and observant, watching her opponent for Battle of Egypt climb out of the ring and start making her way up the ramp. When Kendra stops on the stage to play to the crowd more, only then does Kassidy turn away and look at Molly. The champ is not smiling.)
Kassidy Heart: I’ll deal with an ‘OG’ next week. Right now, I have a king to slay.
(Kassidy knocks her shoulder into Molly, physically forcing her out of the way, and storms out of the picture. Molly glares at Kassidy’s retreating frame and Dynasty fades into a recap.)
(A recap of last week’s Dynasty airs specifically showing the announcement of Darkane, TLA, and Impact competing in a world championship match at Battle of Egypt, another recap shows the divide & conquer match at Territorial Invasion where Darcy & Jenny were the remaining members of their team before Jenny became the sole survivor.)
(The camera transitions back to the ring with Stephie Love on standby.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman!! The following contest is a tag team match that is set for!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Darkane steps out onto the stage and makes his way to ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first!! Making his way to the ring, from New Orleans, Louisiana!!! Weighing in at 240lbs!!! THE GRAVE WORM!!!!! DAAAAAARRRRRRRKANNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here he is! Darkane! One of the two competitors that will be taking on Y2Impact for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship at Battle of Egypt!
Jake Mercer: Last week he was able to pick up a huge victory over the former National Elite Champion, Jack Ripley, but tonight he’ll have to team up with one of his opponents for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac hits as the crowd bursts into cheers. TLA pulls up to the stage in a low rider and makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner, from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida!!! Weighing in at 210lbs!!! LA PANTERA SEXUALLLL!!!!!! T!!!!!! L!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Unlike Darkane, TLA didn’t compete last week so he should be fresh heading into this match here tonight!
Stew-O: I don’t know how fresh you can be after competing in the grueling War Games match at Territorial Invasion, but having the week off from the ring definitely helped with recovery. I just don’t know how I feel about this team of Darkane and TLA. These two absolutely hate each other and will be competing again against one another next week for Y2Impact’s World title!
Flannery McCoy: And you know how much they can’t wait to compete against each other next week. With the history that these two men have had so far this season, I don’t think they’re looking forward to teaming up here tonight.
(“Jenny From The Block ‘Track Masters Remix’” by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Jenny Cien steps out onto the stage and makes her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, making her way to the ring!! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!! Weighing in at 145lbs!!! She is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!! THE BADDDIEEEEE!!!!! JENNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! CIIIEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: The newest addition to the Dynasty roster after last week’s blockbuster trade between both Dynasty and Showdown! Jenny Cien has definitely made her mark here in EAW in such a short period of time!!
Jake Mercer: You’ve got that right Stew-O! Her first title victory here in EAW came even faster than Minami Nori’s first title victory in the Japanese Golden Wrestling League back in 2003!
Flannery McCoy: Who? And where?
Jake Mercer: Minami Nori! One of the greatest to ever do it in all of Japanese Pro Wrestling!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah sure.. But I will admit, Jenny Cien’s rise to the New Breed Championship was fast! And for her to win the belt in such a competitive match like the Divide in Conquer says a lot about how tough she is!
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azaela hits. Darcy May Morgan steps out onto the stage and makes her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her tag team partner!!! From London, England!!! Weighing in at 130lbs!!!! “THE LEADING LADY!!!!!!!” DARCYYYYYYY MAYYYYYYY MORRGANNNNN!!!!!!
(The crowd boos as Darcy May Morgan reaches the ring. She walks over to Jenny Cien and gives her a mean look. Jenny Cien gives Darcy May Morgan a mean look back)
Stew-O: Speaking of the Divide & Conquer match, Darcy May Morgan also competed at the highest level as she finished in 3rd place, being one of the last two competitors on her team along with her partner for tonight, Jenny Cien!!
Flannery McCoy: Judging by the way that they approached each other in the ring, it doesn’t seem like they’re the closest of friends heading into this match either.
Jake Mercer: Now with as much star power as the opposing team has, the fact that TLA and Darkane have had such a bad history, I don’t see how they could team up and beat the likes of the Dropkick Darling and New Breed Champion! They may not necessarily like each other either, but they’re two young elitists making big moves here in Elite Answers Wrestling in a short period of time. They don’t care what they have to do, they’re trying to make their mark! And if you ask me, recently they’ve been doing just that on their own, and tonight I bet they will find a way to make it work out even if they don’t see eye to eye.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go as Darkane and Jenny Cien start off the match for their respective teams. Darcy May Morgan and TLA exit through the ring ropes and stand on the apron in their team’s corner, as Jenny Cien and Darkane begin circling around in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: And both Jenny Cien and Darkane lock up in the middle of the ring! Darkane quickly uses his strength and brings Jenny Cien up against the ropes before irish whipping her to the other side! Jenny rebounds off of the ropes and Darkane goes for a running knee to the abdomen of Jenny Cien!!!
Jake Mercer: No! Jenny Cien was able to slide underneath the knee of Darkane and get behind him! Darkane turns around, and Jenny Cien connects with a hard punch to the side of his face!! Darkane takes a step back, but Jenny quickly back on the attack with a hard forearm! And another!!! Darkane staggers back!! And Jenny Cien connects with a hard kick to the side of Darkane’s head!! Darkane definitely felt that one!
Flannery McCoy: And Darkane is still standing, but JENNY CIEN WITH ANOTHER HARD KICK TO THE SIDE OF DARKANE’S HEAD AS HE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!! Jenny turns around and runs towards the ropes that were behind her, she rebounds, BUT DARKANE CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE-A SPINEBUSTER THAT SENDS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT TO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: Darkane quickly gets up as he grabs Jenny Cien by the hair and brings her up to her feet. Darkane now connects hard with a knife edge chop!! And another!!! Darkane now kicks Jenny Cien in the stomach, hooks her head, AND CONNECTS WITH THE SITOUT GOURDBUSTER!!! Darkane gets right up and brings Jenny Cien back up to her feet before whipping her into his team’s corner!! Darkane walks up to Jenny in the corner and connects with a strong bionic elbow strike to the top of the head! He raises his elbow up once more and-
Flannery McCoy: TLA TAGS HIMSELF IN BY SLAPPING THE SHOULDER OF DARKANE! Darkane is looking frustrated right now! I don’t think he wanted to tag out quite just yet as he gives TLA a mean glare and steps out onto the apron. But here comes TLA into the ring, as he connects with a hard chop to the chest of Jenny Cien in the corner! He now grabs her arm and whips her towards the ropes! She rebounds, and TLA goes for a running clothesline!! No!! Jenny Cien ducks it, rebounds off the ropes on the other side, BUT TLA JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!!! TLA quickly covers Jenny Cien!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Jenny Cien kicks out! TLA quickly gets up onto his feet as he makes his way to the corner. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and sets himself up! TLA leaps in the air!!! THE 420!!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! NO!!!!! JENNY CIEN GETS HER KNEES UP AS TLA CRASHES RIGHT INTO THEM!!! Jenny slowly gets up onto one knee, as TLA clutches at his chest in pain. TLA slowly gets up to one knee as well, but Jenny Cien is already up to her feet and connects with a shining wizard kick to the side of TLA’s head!!! Both competitors are down!!
Stew-O: And now Darcy May Morgan is reaching her arm out for the tag while Darkane leans up against the corner turnbuckle from the outside. He clearly doesn’t want anything to do with TLA after being tagged out earlier!! Jenny is crawling her way to tag Darcy May Morgan in! She’s almost there!! AND THE TAG IS MADE! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS IN!
Flannery McCoy: And TLA is back up to his feet! But Darcy quickly knocks him down with a running clothesline!! Darcy May Morgan runs to the ropes, as TLA quickly gets back up! Darcy May Morgan rebounds off of the ropes and connects with a handspring elbow that sends TLA back down onto the mat!
Jake Mercer: And Darcy quickly goes over to the head of TLA! She wraps her arms around his head and locks in the.. THE DRAGON SLEEPER HOLD!!! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN!! BUT WAIT!! DARKANE SLOWLY STEPPING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES INTO THE RING!! He’s in no rush at all though, as he’s making TLA suffer a little longer before he tries to break the hold! But Darcy May Morgan notices this and quickly tosses TLA off to the side as she lets go of the hold! Darcy May Morgan stands up and.. FACE ACHE!!!! DARKANE WALKED RIGHT INTO THE SUPERKICK BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darkane instantly falls down to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He takes a few steps on the outside to shake off that vicious superkick from Darcy May Morgan. BUT LOOK!! Jenny Cien runs into the ring from her corner and runs to the opposite side of the ring!! SUICIDE DIVE ONTO DARKANE!!! JENNY CIEN JUST TOOK OUT DARKANE WITH THAT SUICIDE DIVE!! Darkane and Jenny Cien are down on the ground at ringside!!
Stew-O: Back in the ring, Darcy May Morgan has her attention on Darkane and Jenny Cien, BUT TLA FROM BEHIND ROLLS DARCY MAY MORGAN UP AS HE PINS HER SHOULDERS DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: And a kickout at two and a half!!!! TLA almost won this one right there for his team! Both Darcy May Morgan and TLA get up as Darcy May Morgan hits him with a knife edge chop to the chest! She connects with another!! And another!!! Darcy May Morgan whips TLA to the ropes as he rebounds back! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!! NO!!! TLA REVERSES IT BY DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO DARCY MAY MORGAN’S STOMACH RIGHT BEFORE SHE WENT TO LIFT HIM UP!!! Darcy May Morgan drops to one knee as she clenches at her stomach in pain!!! TLA quickly maneuvers behind her as she stands back up.. ZIG ZAG!!!! TLA CONNECTS WITH THE ZIG ZAG ONTO DARCY MAY MORGN!!!! TLA covers!!
Stew-O: NO!! Jenny Cien is there to break up the count with a hard stomp onto TLA’s back!! Darkane climbs back onto the apron from ringside, and the referee gets up and starts talking to Jenny, telling her to get back into her team’s corner. Meanwhile, TLA grabs Darcy by the hair and brings her up to her feet. He whips her into his team’s corner and charges at her with a hard running knee to the abdomen that takes all of the breath out of Darcy May Morgan!!! BUT DARKANE, FROM THE RING APRON, PALMS TLA’S HEAD AND SHOVES HIM BACK! THAT’S CONSIDERED A TAG!! Darkane now enters the ring!!
Flannery McCoy: And now, both TLA and Darkane begin to argue with one another about each of their recent tags that were made in this match! They both stare each other down in the ring before the referee signals TLA to exit due to him no longer being the legal man in this match! TLA exits, BUT WAIT!! Darcy May Morgan catches Darkane off guard as his focus was just on TLA!! She grabs at his arms, and.. SHE CONNEFCTS WITH THE IMPRETTIER!!! The Unprettier connects as Darkane’s face hit the mat with tremendous force!!I Darcy May Morgan quickly goes for the cover on Darkane!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DARKANE KICKS OUT!!! Darcy May Morgan gets right up and brings Darkane up to his feet. She whips him over to her team’s corner as he slams hard against the turnbuckle!! Darcy May Morgan runs, goes into a handspring, and CONNECTS WITH THE HANDSPRING ELBOW IN THE CORNER ON DARKANE!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DARKANE WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDERNEATH AND GET OUT OF THE WAY, AS DARCY MAY MORGAN ELBOWS HER OWN PARTNER, JENNY CIEN, IN THE FACE!!! Jenny Cien did not like that one bit as she begins yelling at Darcy May Morgan for striking her in the face!! I knew these two didn’t really like each other, but you can’t put the blame on Darcy May Morgan here!
Jake Mercer: Don’t act like Darcy May Morgan didn’t enjoy getting that elbow shot on Jenny Cien, Stew-O! After being so close to victory in that D&C Match at Territorial Invasion, you know she wants to show everyone, especially Jenny Cien, what she can do. And that full forced elbow definitely caught Jenny’s attention!
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like the referee is saying that the elbow shot from Darcy May Morgan is considered a tag as well! Jenny Cien is the legal woman in this match for her team! She’s still on the apron arguing with Darcy May Morgan who has her back turned to Darkane!! Darkane shoves Darcy May Morgan from behind she runs into Jenny Cien and sends her falling off the apron!!! Darcy May Morgan turns around as she’s up against the ring ropes. CACTUS CLOTHESLINE BY DARKANE AS HE SENDS BOTH HIM AND DARCY MAY MORGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! DARKANE, DARCY MAY MORGAN, AND JENNY CIEN ARE DOWN AND OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!…
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!!! TLA RUNS OVER TO DARCY MAY MORGAN AND JENNY CIEN’S CORNER!! TLA CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Darkane, Darcy May Morgan, and Jenny Cien are slowly getting up onto their feet. They all look up as they see TLA!!! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON BOMB BY TLA ONTO ALL THREE COMPETITORS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! EVERYONE IS OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!!!
Referee: FOUR!!!!!!…. FIVE!!!!!!…. SIX!!!!!!!..
Jake Mercer: And it looks like Darkane and TLA are the first ones up! Darkane shoves TLA back as he did not want any part in that corkscrew senton bomb!
TLA: If you didn’t want to get hit, then you should have gotten out of the way holmes!
Stew-O: And TLA shoves Darkane back!! These men truly do not like each other! Darcy May Morgan now gets up, as she stands beside Darkane and TLA!! BUT LOOK ITS JENNY CIEN!! SHE’S GOTTEN HERSELF ONTO THE RING APRON!! SHE RUNS ON THE RING APRON AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY ONTO EVERYONE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Remember, Darkane and Jenny Cien are the legal competitors in this match, so they need to get themselves back into the ring before the referee’s 10 count!! But nobody in this match is showing any signs of getting up after that incredible move by the New Breed Champion!!
Stew-O: And now Jenny Cien gets up onto her feet as she’s trying to slide herself into the ring! But Darcy May Morgan pulls on her arm and turns Jenny around!! Darkane gets up as well!! Who’s going to beat the count!?!?!
Flannery McCoy: Darkane is definitely not trying to beat the count, as he walks over to TLA who’s down on one knee and grabs him by the side of the head!!
Darkane: I’m getting sick and tired of you! SICK AND TIRED!!!!
Jake Mercer: And look!! Jenny Cien has had it with Darcy May Morgan! She shoves Darcy May Morgan, as Darcy bumps up against Darkane!!! Darkane turns his attention over to Darcy May Morgan as he lets go of TLA!! Darkane turns back around and.. DROPKICK BY TLA ONTO DARKANE AS DARKANE FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND BUMPS DARCY FORWARD INTO A SPIKE HURRICANRANA DRIVER BY JENNY CIEN THAT SNAPS HER HEAD AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman, since neither team was able to beat the 10 count, this match is declared a No Contest!!
Stew-O: Incredible match by all four competitors. There was tension on both sides, but both teams came out here and gave a great showing!
(TLA and Jenny Cien walk back up to the ramp together, as they take a moment to enjoy the sight of Darkane and Darcy May Morgan down on the ground after the combination of moves that they hit on them at the end of the match together.)
Jake Mercer: This match has only heated things up heading into the EAW World Heavyweight Championship match at Battle of Egypt!!
Flannery McCoy: And with Darcy May Morgan and Jenny Cien as well! You have to wonder what is going through their minds after this match with each other!!
(Commercial for Kensingten Calhoun Astor and her new line of mayonnaise: “If it’s not white, it’s not right!”)
(We open up with a shot of the ring before “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen begins to play.)
Jake Mercer: Is Territorial Invasion next week? We got another foreigner on home soil!
Stew-O: Not just any foreigner, THE VISUAL PROPHET IS HERE!
(Indeed, out walks The Visual Prophet, wearing acid wash jeans, a heather grey sweatshirt, and his signature three lens glasses over his face. Viz stares off at the crowd as the Dynasty fans go crazy.)
Flannery McCoy: One of the hottest stars in EAW, one of the best competitors in professional wrestling, and arguably the biggest sex symbol in all of entertainment is here tonight, guys. But, what brings Baethoven to Friday Night Dynasty?
Jake Mercer: Maybe he was traded again along with Jenny Cien for Jake Smith? Viz has been in trade talks before.
Stew-O: I doubt Showdown would trade away one of their better competitors after giving up a newly crowned New Breed champion like they did previously. Viz is making his way to the ring and he seems pretty focused on whatever it is that’s brought him here tonight!
(Viz slowly slides in the ring as he grinds against the mat before rolling over onto his back and air humping a bit as adults covered their kids eyes. Prophet proceeded to kip up and land on his feet as he begins to spin around with his arms wide before stopping and staring at the hard camera.)
Jake Mercer: Oh man, here it comes!
(Viz begins to gyrate his hips as we can hear whistling and howling from the ladies in the crowd. Some men also roar as Viz bites his lips and stops mid pump. Prophet slowly walks over to Stephie Love and is handed a microphone. Viz blows her a kiss and a wink before backstepping to the middle of the ring and raising his hand to his throat. Viz does a “cut it out” gesture with his finger to his throat as his music fades out.)
The Visual Prophet: Hm…The University of Virginia. Home of The Cavaliers.
(The crowd roars as Prophet smiles.)
The Visual Prophet: The alma mater for several famous people. Tina Fey, Katie Couric, Ralph Sampson, Robert F. Kennedy, and Edward P. Jones. But unlike nobel peace prize winners, former governors, or NBA Hall of fame talents…tonight, I invoke a particular UVA Alumni as I throw down the gauntlet for a returning fellow here on Dynasty. I invoke University of Virginia alumni Edgar Allen Poe and play one of his works in my head. If any of you are familiar with Poe, you may have read his piece titled “Spirits of the Dead”. I didn’t come here to speak the whole entire piece allowed but one section inspired me to visit and address not just this lovely crowd but the person who has peaked my interest. Poe said, “Thy shall find itself alone, mid dark thoughts of the grey tombstone, not one…of all the crowd, to pry, to thine hour of secrecy. Be silent in solitude…which is not loneliness — for THEN the spirits of the dead who stood in life before thee are again. In death around thee — and their will…shall then overshadow thee: Be Still”
(The crowd quiets as many are confused by this reading.)
The Visual Prophet: I know I can lose you all sometimes and forgive me for the jargon. But, I must address my next lazy target. Cage.
(The crowd roars.)
The Visual Prophet: You been a quiet motherfucker for awhile now. Last we saw of you, Drake King was berating and bitching you up for all to see. Cage was slapped more than Ike Turner did Tina and looking at how you were treated had me heated. “THIS IS MADNESS” I screamed watching Friday Night Dynasty after the draft. THE Cage getting his cheeks clapped by Drake and no lube was in sight, yikes. You mean to tell me, the meanest when healthy couldn’t compete with Drake so he flaked? He got his shit caved in and when the pressure came in he came and went? Throwing his career away like old fruit, what a fucking shame. Then, out of the deep blue, out of the pacific ocean comes a floating…its you. Unceremoniously. Uncharacteristically. Unenthusiastically. This backwards elite decides to come back to compete. Did StarrStan keep paying you while you sat back in your cardboard box shack with your feet up watching this next generation of Elitist competing? You couldn’t take Drake so you disappeared never to be seen from. But now, via a throwaway line in the middle of the show…a note passed to Stew-O…you back? That’s facts? Honey…darling. Thats grand.
(Viz raises his finger in the air.)
The Visual Prophet: In fact, that’s perfect timing. Listen here, Diamond. Post a loss to GAWD, I’m in the mood for some mining. I’m digging the resurfacing of Diamond and I find it perfectly inlined and aligned with this special time, Quadbrand FPV, Battle of Egypt is on the horizon and I’m excited to visualize a match up between you and I. Basically…I want to openly challenge Diamond Cage to a one on one match in Egypt so I can add that hardcore whore to the list of former World Champions I’ve destroyed!
Flannery McCoy: Viz vs Cage??
The Visual Prophet: I’ve ran through Rex, I’ve beat Lethal Consequences, I’ve beaten Chris Elite, I just stepped all over Theron Nikolas…I see another overhyped, over the hill, over rated veteran that I’m so much better than and I want to show the world this truth like I see it. You are known around these wrestling circles as one of the toughest, meanest, most destructive beings to ever exist in this circle. I think that’s nice. I think that’s all fine and dandy but spare me the semantics and come out here and accept this challenge so we can set this shit in stone and I can put you back in that graveyard you and your dead ass career got dragged right back out from. You and SOSA Henderson have all the talent in the world but its not by circumstance or accident how you both choked post the draft and disappeared around the same time. Either you two were secretly recording some Spotify exclusive mixtape or you two realized in this new season, you both were not going to be able to last on Dynasty and decided that Darkane and Drake King taking you both out would be your way to bow out like the bitches you really are!
(Prophet leans against the ropes and stares at the stage.)
The Visual Prophet: Come on, babe. I heard you were lurking around the building tonight. Get your head out of the garbage can and bring your ass out here and address me. Come on, Oscar the Grouch. You scared? Cage…Cage, Cage, Cage! You past your prime, grumpy cat in the face ass bitch. I’m on YOUR SHOW is…challenging you to the biggest show in Egypt history, to a match, something you clearly have been ducking and afraid of being involved with for months now. Don’t tell me I’m going to have to go back there, grab you by your thinning hair, and bang that scarred up forehead against the wall until you accept this challenge. I heard them say you wanted back in EAW, well…how about I reveal to everybody that you really DON’T want to come back, huh? The nerve of you to get not just these fans hopes up, but mine! I read you were back and I was ecstatic. I was delighted, I was excited. I said, “Fuck it” and bought a ticket and flew here to come see the truth and it seems the truth is…you not back. You just as pussy as you were when you let Drake King put you on the shelf…
(A figure slides under the bottom ropes wearing a black hoodie and denim jeans.)
The Visual Prophet: …I guess I should switch gears and just challenge El Landerson for Battle of Egypt. Me and Nina against El Landerson and his weirdly giant son…
(The figure gets to his feet as the hood flies back.)
Stew-O: ITS CAGE!!! ITS CAGE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HEY! CAGE IS BACK! CAGE IS HERE! VIZ DOESN’T SEE HIM BEING HIM AS CAGE SLOWLY WALKS BEHIND PROPHET!
The Visual Prophet: …Or maybe Minerva, Constance Blevins, and I can have a live Sex show for…
Cage (of mic): Hey! Turn around you fucking queer eye, wannabe straight guy!
The Visual Prophet: …What the fu-!!!
Stew-O: KICK TO THE GUT! CAGE WRAPS VIZ UP!
Flannery McCoy: ELEVATED DOUBLE ARM DDT DRIVE! VIZ IS LAID OUT! CAGE QUICKLY GETS TO HIS FEET AS VIZ ROLLS TO HIS STOMACH!
Cage: (off mic): GET UP YOU PURPLE WEARING PUSSY! GET UP!
Jake Mercer: Viz barked up the wrong tree today as Cage dares him to get back up! The crowd is going insane! Viz is pushing off the crowd, he is clawing and reaching for Cage as Cage grabs his wrist. Cage is nodding as the fans are going crazy here in UVA! Cage drags the Visual Prophet up by the wrist and Viz is woozy!
Stew-O: Cage whips Viz towards him by the wrist and…MURDER.DEATH.KILL!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS TURNED INSIDE OUT! THE LARIAT FLIPS VIZ AROUND AS PROPHET LANDS ON HIS STOMACH!
Crowd: CAGE IS GONNA KILLLLLLL YOU!! CAGE IS GONNA KILLLLLLL YOU!!CAGE IS GONNA KILLLLLLL YOU!!
(Cage reaches down and grabs the microphone and pretends to dust it off before putting his foot on the back of Viz’s neck and looking down at the Showdown elitist.)
Cage: You…you want to challenge me? At Battle of Egypt? Fine…I accept! I guess I got to remind little morons like you that I’m just not the one to fuck with!
(“Smells like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana begins to play as Cage drops down and rolls out of the ring. Viz slowly pushes up again, saliva dripping from his mouth as he slowly realized what had just happened and he stares at Cage walking up the ramp.)
Stew-O: That backfired badly for the former New Breed champion!
Flannery McCoy: It looked perfectly planned by Cage. Even if he didn’t know why Viz was showing up, he sent the perfectly reply and seems ready to take on one of the best wrestlers going in his first big match back in months!
Jake Mercer: I almost feel bad for Viz! He came looking for a fight and yet the fight came and got him before he was ready! Prophet must not have thought Cage was really back to have been so bold and brazen with his challenge.
Stew-O: Well, Cage IS BACK and he accepted the bold and brazen challenge for Battle of Egypt. The Visual Prophet vs Cage is a dream match that I know a lot of fans of both men and wrestling in general can’t wait to see happen!
(A recap airs of last week’s Dynasty showing Kassidy Heart single handedly ending the careers of Fatal Destiny while being followed with an attack from a returning Kendra Shamez, it then shows Kendra’s promo from earlier tonight with Kassidy watching along. It then flashes the match card of Kendra vs Kassidy at Battle of Egypt before going back to the ring.)
Stephie: The FOLLOWING contest, is your MAIN EVENT of DYNASTY!!! And it is set, FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“Ready For War” By Adelitas Way begins to blast through the arena speakers as Drake King begins to make his presence known. The UVA crowd readies themselves and proceed to give Drake a chorus of boos as Drake ignores them and begins walking down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 220 pounds… THE KING, DRAAAAAKKKEEEEEEEE KINNNNNNGGGGGGG…!!!
Stew-O: Former Interwire champion, Drake has been making his name bigger each and every week since noting EAW just over a year ago. Tonight, he sees another Friday Night Dynasty main event match up as he challenges Kassidy Heart in a dream match.
Flannery McCoy: A dream for each and everybody in the arena and watching at home. This might not have ever happened had Thursday Night Empire stayed around but it didn’t and now we get to witness a potential classic tonight.
Jake Mercer: Drake is fighting for supremacy and the honor of the late great Jake Smith. May he Rest In Peace.
Flannery McCoy: But, Jake Smith isn’t dead!
Jake Mercer: He isn’t on Dynasty, he’s as good as dead!
(Drake enters the ring and poses as his music fades out. “Put Em’ Up” by Lupe Fiasco plays from the speakers as everyone turns to the stage. Out walks Kassidy Heart as she unzips her hoodie and displays her Universal Women’s Championship for all to see.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Melbourne, Australia, she is the EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIOOOONNNNN!!!! “THE MAAAAAULER”, KASSIIIDDDYYYYYYYYYY HHEEEAAAAAAAAAAARTTT!!!!
Stew-O: One of the most dominant competitors in Elite Answers Wrestling, Kassidy’s been destroying any and everyone put in front of her since Pain for Pride XII. Kassidy stomped out Serena Bennett and Camera Ella Ava, nearly bit Lethal Consequences ear off, and may have shortened or even ended the career of Karina-Ann and she hasn’t fixed her lips to apologize for any of it.
Flannery McCoy: What do you expect from The Mauler? She has lived up to her moniker tenfold and if I’m Drake King, I would be looking to put her away quickly to avoid her getting the urge to do something beyond the realm of the normal imagination of a professional wrestler. Kassidy is like a shark that smells blood in the water when she gets amped up or unleashes her inner beast in that ring.
Jake Mercer: She can be a sick individual but above all things else, she is the Universal Women’s Champion and even if she doesn’t rely on her Queen if Ultraviolence skills or her Mauler tendencies…Kassidy Heart is one of the greatest wrestlers alive today.
(We see as both Kassidy and Drake are in perspective corners of the ring. Heart hands her belt to the referee who has it handed to the time keeper ringside. The referee then watches Drake stretch and Kassidy ho around a bit before calling for the bell.)
Stew-O: Kassidy charges Drake as Drake approaches the center of the ring. Arm drag by King flips Kassidy over and she quickly gets back to her feet and rushes him again. Drake goes for another arm drag but Kassidy blocks it…Hip toss!
Flannery McCoy: No! King lands on his feet and throws a while haymaker…no! Kassidy ducks the swing and gets back up. Kass throws a hook of her own, Drake blocks it with both hands. Drake spins Kassidy around and wraps his arms around her waist. SNAP GERMAN SUP-NO! Kassidy flips over and lands on her feet as Drake scrambles back to his. Kassidy charges and leaps as King stands upward…HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN TO DRAKE KING!
Jake Mercer: Beautiful countering by both Kassidy and King as Drake rolls out of the move and gets to his hands and knees. Heart is on her feet and sprints towards Drake. Drake stands up as Kassidy aims for his legs with a drop toe hold. BUT NO! Drake HOPS right out of her drop toe hold and lands on his feet as he turns to see Kassidy on her back. KICK TO THE THIGH FROM KING TO KASSIDY AS SHE TRIES TO BLOCK IT BUT FAILS! ANOTHER KICK TO THE LEG AS DRAKE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMPION! Kassidy is crawling backwards as Drake continues to chip away at her legs AND KASSIDY IS ON THE ROPES! The referee stands between Kassidy and King as King is backed up by our ref. Kassidy uses the ropes to get back to her feet and King watches her standing up before he begins to go after her again.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy has a hand on that top rope as she rubs her thigh following those stiff kicks and Drake goes right back to it! KICK TO THE LEG…NO! Kassidy grabs his leg and SLAMS her elbow right over Drake’s knee after the counter! Drake clutches that left knee and KASSIDY WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD AND IT WORKS THIS TIME! Drake falls forward and NECK FIRST IN TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! Drake’s neck bounces off the middle rope and his head bounces backwards from the impact as King rolls on the mat clutching his neck.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is well aware of where she is in the ring at all times and King has to be careful with a dangerous woman like her.
Stew-O: Heart sees her chance and gets right on Drake. She mounts King and is firing off elbow shows to the man’s temple with stiffness and precision as Drake tries to cover up from those blows. Kassidy grabs a handful of Drake’s hair and proceeds to slam his head against the mat over and over before finally letting go and getting to her feet. Kassidy stands over Drake as he rolls on the ground holding the back of his head and
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! ILLEGAL CHOKE! KASSIDY HAS HER FOOT ON DRAKE’S NECK AND IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! THE REFEREE SEES THIS AND BEGINS COUNTING FOR HER TO BREAK THAT HOLD!
Referee: STOP KASS! YOU CAN NOT DO THAT! COME ON NOW…1!!! 2!!! LET HIM GO KASSIDY!
Stew-O: Kassidy has until the count of five or she is disqualified!
Referee: 3!!!! 4!!! COME ON KASS!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY RELENTS! She pushes off Drake’s neck with her foot and walks away as King gasps for air and stomps his feet on the mat. The referee kneels down to tend to him as Kassidy circles the ring with her hands in the air and her eyes closed as fans rain heavy boos for that dirty maneuver.
Stew-O: Drake is on one side of the ring leaning against the turnbuckle as he continues to try and catch his breath while also trying to get to his feet. Kassidy sees this and watches him climb to his feet using the turnbuckles and waits for him to stand. Drake’s back is to Heart and he doesn’t see her plotting on him. Drake begins to turn and Kassidy is now running!
Jake Mercer: SPINNING HEEL KICK! HEART THROWS A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND
Flannery McCoy: NO! Kassidy is caught in mid air by Drake as King is now carrying Kassidy over the threshold out of the corner! WHAT STRENGTH BY DRAKE AS KASSIDY IS STUCK IN HIS CLUTCHES! Kassidy is throwing solid punches to King as she tries to escape but Drake tosses her right in the air! Kassidy flies and lands awkwardly on her feet with Drake behind her as Drake quickly wraps his arms around her midsection. SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX HITS BY DRAKE TO KASSIDY AS KING FINALLY HITS THE MOVE!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy’s head made a sickening thud when it hit the mat. So violent, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone!
Flannery McCoy: Have you seen either of these people wrestle before? Both have been in their fair share of wars and battles. That German could knock out a normal human being but something like that may just charge up The Mauler and make her get even more aggressive.
Jake Mercer: You have a point, it’s just that sound felt so familiar. Her head hitting the ring sounds just like the sound Steamboat Stevenson made when he wrestled Killer Kaliyah at Battle of Arby’s.
Flannery McCoy: Battle of Arby’s?
Jake Mercer: Oh yeah, it’s just like Battle of Egypt except it’s in the parking lot of an Arby’s in Rockaway, New Jersey. One of the greatest events ever put on in the great state of New Jersey on a Tuesday afternoon in December. All 14 of us in attendance will cherish that event for the rest of our lives
Stew-O: Right. Looks like Drake isn’t taking one second to cherish this momentum swinging move as he rolls Kassidy over and hooks the leg!
Flannery McCoy: Swift kick out at two by Kassidy. Heart is pulled to her feet by Drake as King continues attacking the champ. SNAP SUPLEX BY KING! Drake sends he back to the mat but quickly gets her up again. SNAP DDT! Drake hits another quick move and drags Kassidy to her feet once again! Drake spins Kassidy around and is behind her.
Jake Mercer: Full Nelson to Kassidy as she tries to break the hold! But Drake locks his hands and floats Heart in to the air!
Flannery McCoy: SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX PLANTS THE CHAMP ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAIN AS DRAKE BRIDGES THE MOVE FOR ANOTHER COVER!
Jake Mercer: Another quick kick out by the champ.
Stew-O: Big moves in quick succession like that normally could end an opponent but this isn’t just any competitor Drake is facing. This is the undisputed Universal Women’s Champion and she is being dragged to her feet again by King…STIFF FOREARM TO THE CHIN OF DRAKE FROM KASSIDY! Drake has one hand on the back of Kassidy’s head and FOREARM RIGHT BACK AT KASSIDY BY DRAKE! Kassidy slaps away the hand Drake has behind her head and leans back and ELBOW TO THE TEMPLE OF KING! Kassidy replies with an elbow to Drake as King stumbles backwards before clocking back and FOREARM TO KASSIDY’S FACE BY DRAKE!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy steps back a few steps and charges and NO! SUPERKICK TO THE GUT BY KING TO KASSIDY SENDS HER BACKWARDS LEANING FORWARD AS SHE CLUTCHES HER STOMACH! DRAKE CHARGES AND LEAPS IN THE AIR! HES GOING FOR THE FALLING KINGDOM!
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND MISSES HIS CURB STOMP! Drake turns and THRUSTING SIDEKICK BY KASSIDY RIGHT TO THE RIBS OF DRAKE KING! Drake leans forward and Kassidy runs and bounces off the ropes and charges King…SHE LEAPS!
Flannery McCoy: PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!
Stew-O:…NO! DRAKE COUNTERS HER CURB STOMP AND HITS HER WITH A SICK SUPERKICK AS SHE FLOATS IN THE AIR! KASSIDY LANDS ON HER FEET AND LOOKS OUT AS SHE LEANS BACKWARDS! Drake sees this and attacks again…SUPERKICK TO THE GUT! Kassidy leans forward as Drake takes his turn to run off the ropes and throws a BICYCLE KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF KASSIDY’S HEAD AS HEART TWISTS AND LANDS ON THE GROUND FACE DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Drake quickly rolls her on her back and goes for another cover!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT AFTER TWO!
Jake Mercer: This is a lot more of a fast paced match then I expected but both Drake and Heart are giving it all in this Friday Night Dynasty main event!
Stew-O: Drake kips up to his feet and looks extremely charged up as Kassidy is slow to move. Heart pushes off the ground and gets up as Drake begins measuring the distance. Heart is on her feet and Drake goes for the attack! KICK TO THE GUT BY KING! Kass leans forward and Drake hooks her in a piledriver position…KING LIFTS KASSIDY ON HIS SHOULDERS AND TURNS FACING THE CORNER OF THE RING FARTHEST FROM THEM BOTH!
Flannery McCoy: Drake begins charging…HES GOING FOR A BUCKLE BOMB! WAIT! KASSIDY BEANS DRAKE WITH PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE! DRAKE SLOWS DOWN AND KASSIDY KEEPS LAYING THOSE BLOWS ON TO HIM! KASSIDY FORCES DRAKE TO LET GO AND SHE HOPS OVER HIS HEAD AND TO HER FEET! Drake turns and SPINNING HEEL KICK CRACKS DRAKE IN THE FACE AND HE GOES FALLING BACKWARDS IN TO THE RING CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Kass avoider that buckle bomb Drake was aiming for and now is back in control.
Flannery McCoy: Heart takes a few steps back and charges right at Drake full speed and CONNECTS WITH THE P.C.S. SYNDROME! Drake’s head snaps back violently from Kassidy’s Helluva kick! Drake falls forward and Kassidy climbs out of the ring and on to the apron. Heart is on the ring apron watching as Drake checks his lip to make sure he isn’t bleeding. Drake pushes off the ground and begins to stumble forward and upwards as Heart watches intently for him to turn around. Drake begins to turn as Kassidy LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND PLANTS BOTH FEET ON THE TOP ROPE…
Jake Mercer: SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO THE JAW OF DRAKE KING DROPS HIM FLAT ON HIS BACK! Kassidy sees Drake’s eyes close and she pounces on his body for the cover!
Stew-O: The fans let out a loud groan as even they thought that combination of PCS Syndrome followed by the springboard knee to the face of Drake could be the set up for the end but not tonight! King and Heart continue to go at it in tonight’s main event!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is on her hands and knees and she’s looking around the arena wondering what she might have to do to beat Drake tonight.
Stew-O: Kassidy rolls Drake King to his stomach and gets to her feet as she waits for King to stir. Drake indeed starts stirring and he tries to get up. Kassidy watches him finally get to his feet and rushes him. SHE FLOATS AROUND HIS BODY AS SHE LEAVES HER FEET…AUSTRALIAN GOLD! AUSTRALIAN GOLD BY KASSIDY HEART IS LOCKED IN AS DRAKE IS STUCK IN THE CHAMP’S DOUBLE WRIST-CLUTCH OCTOPUS HOLD! DRAKE IS STUCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO BEND HIS BODY IN THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE OF WAYS!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT KASSIDY’S MEAN STREAK BUT ALSO HER LITANY OF SUBMISSION HOLDS SHE CAN WHIP OUT AT ANYTIME AND NOT JUST WEAR A PERSON DOWN BUT MAKE THEM TAP RIGHT OUT!
Stew-O: Heart has made men tap out to her holds before. One in particular is the man Drake defeated last week in the main event, National Extreme Champ Lethal Consequences!
Jake Mercer: Drake has to find a way to free himself or he will go on the long list of men and women Kassidy has made submit in her EAW career!
Flannery McCoy: HEART PULLS TIGHTER AND TIGHTER ON TO THAT HOLD! The referee is checking with Drake to see if he can withstand and continue going!
Jake Mercer: I can’t tell a lie; is there any way out of this move for Drake besides the ropes!? Drake is stuck in no man’s land and Kassidy is wearing down various portions of his body with this expertly applied Octopus hold!
Stew-O: WAIT! The referee is backing away from Drake…Drake begins to slowly stand straight up as he fights through the pain of this hold and…YES DRAKE STANDS UP AND THEN HE CROUCHES…
Jake Mercer: DRAKE LEAPS IN THE AIR AND FORCES KASSIDY TO BREAK THE HOLD AS KING USES EVERY MUSCLE IN HIS BODY TO GET LOOSE!
Stew-O: KASSIDY ROLLS ON THE MAT AND GATHERS HERSELF AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is all over her! Forearm to the chin and then he scoops her up in the air…
Jake Mercer: KING’S WASTELAND HITS! FALCON ARROW SLAM BY DRAKE DROPS KASSIDY RIGHT ON HER BACK AS HER ARMS AND LEGS ARE SPREAD WIDE AND DRAKE ROLLS OVER TO ONE KNEE AS HE LOOKS BACK AT THE DAMAGE HE HAS DONE. Drake slowly turns his head and eyes he corner and gets himself off his knee and begins to walk towards that corner. Drake has his back facing Kassidy as Heart remains on the ground out cold. Drake stands high on top of the turnbuckle, balancing himself, before squatting and exploding out of the corner.
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE’S BODY TWISTS MAGNIFICENTLY IN THE AIR AS HE GOES FOR THE PHOENIX SPLASH…
Jake Mercer: NO!!! NO ONE HOME! NO ONE THERE! KASSIDY AVOIDS THE MOVE!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart manages to roll out of the way at the last possible second as Drake smacks the mat flat on his stomach and bounces off it before landing on his side! King is curled up in the fetal position as Heart rolls herself to the ring ropes and uses them to slowly get off the mat. Drake slams his fist onto the mat as he is visibly frustrated at not being able to hit such a huge move on Kassidy. Heart is pulling herself up with the top rope as she leaned her back against it to catch a quick breather. Drake gets to one knee as
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY CHARGES THE UNSUSPECTING DRAKE…SHINING WIZARD FROM HEART TO DRAKE DROPS KING RIGHT BACK DOWN ON THE MAT!
Stew-O: Heart lays over Drake and hooks the leg for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by King right after the second count. The residency of Drake King can’t be underestimated. One of the most talented Elitist and clearly after clearing his first season last year, has shown he isn’t afraid of the bright lights or the big stage.
Stew-O: King’s face has taken a lot of damage and…yep! There it is! That last knee busted open his bottom lip as it slowly begins to leak on to the mat. Drake pushes off the ground as Kassidy rolls over on the mat and her eyes light up at the sight she sees.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy has been making men and women bleed for months since she adopted this Mauler persona and like I said before, it gets very dangerous for her opponents when she sees them bleeding.
Flannery McCoy: Like a shark in open water with a wounded seal a few meters away; Kassidy is on her hands and knees taking deep breaths as she stares right at that cut on Drake’s lip. Drake pushes up and is on his hands and knees and he sees the blood dripping to the mat as he now sees Kassidy staring laser beam at his face. Kassidy licks her lips…the most sadistic gaze is in her eyes as her and Drake both slowly get back to their feet. Drake is standing right in the middle of the ring as Kassidy slowly walks towards him. Both have their hands by their sides and both are beginning to exchange some words.
Drake King (off mic): You think I’m scared of you? You think I’m scared of blood? You got to do a lot more than that to make me bow down!
Kassidy Heart (off mic): You must not know exactly who the fuck is standing in front of you, Drake.
Drake King (off mic): Well then, little miss Mauler…paper champ…ENLIGHTEN ME!
Kassidy Heart (off mic): You asked for this!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy swings a vicious right hand but…DRAKE CATCHES HER FIST WITH HIS RIGHT HAND! KASSIDY THROWS HER LEFT FIST AND…KING CATCHES THAT ONE TWO! KING HAS BOTH KASSIDY’S FIST IN HIS HAND AS HE SLOWLY BACKS DOWN OUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING! MY GOD, DRAKE IS USING HIS SIZE AND STRENGTH TO BACK DOWN THE CHAMPION AS KASSIDY CANT GET HER HANDS FREE! DRAKE IS PUSHING KASSIDY BACK FIRST TO THE RING ROPES AS HE LEANS HER OVER THE TOP AND LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO PUSH HER OUT OF THE
Stew-O: ORBRUTIRIITITJ!!!! HEADBUTT! KASSIDY COCKS BACK HER HEAD AND SMASHES HER SKULL IN TO DRAKE KING’S LIP AS SWEAT AND BLOOD GOES FLYING! DRAKE ROLLS BACKWARDS AS KASSIDY DROPS TO ONE KNEE! Drake rolls on the ground holding his lip as Kassidy may have busted it open even more than before. We get a zoom in on Kassidy and…MY GOD! Kassidy has a cut forming over her forehead as blood begins to pour down her face! The referee looks out the ring and sees Drake rolling on the ground holding his lip as blood pours out like a faucet.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy looks woozy as that headbutt took a lot out of her and her opponent. The referee is turning and he sees Kassidy on one knee looking a bit dazed. Heart looks at the referee as…!
Stew-O: MY GOD! LOOK! KENDRA! KENDRA SHAMEZ HOPS HE BARRICADE! SHE GRABS THE BACK OF THE REFEREE’S HEAD! SHE TOSSES HIM IN TO THE STEEL POST AS HE HITS IT HEAD FIRST AND FLOPS ON TO THE RING APRON AND OUT OF THE RING! SHAMEZ HAS SNUCK IN AND JUST DESTROYED OUR OFFICIAL!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The time keeper rings the bell and without a referee due to Kendra’s interference this incredible match looks to be heading for a no contest! Kendra stands up in the ring and is smiling as Kassidy who dabs her forehead and sees the blood all over her own hand. Kassidy gets up and and shakes her head as Kendra motions for her to bring it!
Kendra Shamez (off mic): You thought I was going to wait until the Battle of Egypt?! When you are standing her bleeding like a pussy on her period? No, I’m going to get another piece of you and leave you to be scraps come next week!
Kassidy Heart (off mic): Stop talking and fight me, bitch.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy watches Kendra charge her and they get tangled up. Heart and Kendra exchange blows over and over as Kendra tags Kassidy right in that open wound! Heart leans back as Shamez charges and
Stew-O: CLOTHESLINE FROM KENDRA SENDS BOTH WOMEN TUMBLING TO THE FLOOR! OFFICIALS AND SECURITY HOP OVER THE BARRICADE AND COME STORMING DOWN THE RAMP AS KASSIDY AND KENDRA CONTINUE BRAWLING RINGSIDE!
Jake Mercer: This is insane! They are bouncing off the apron and ring post as both women find themselves clawing and scraping with one another against the barricade!
Stew-O: EAW’s security, personnel, road agents, and even StarrStan are ringside trying to desperately keep these two women away from each other!
Flannery McCoy: Madness is going on as…KASSIDY SLUGS TWO SECURITY GUARDS AND FIGHTS HER WAY BACK TO KENDRA! STARRSTAN IS PULLING THE CHAMPION AWAYVAS KENDRA…KENDRA IS RIPPING AT KASSIDY’S HAIR! THIS IS INSANE!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS CRAZY!
Stew-O: THIS IS EAW! Specifically, this is Friday Night Dynasty! As The Universal Women’s Champion and her returning challenger claw at each other with most of the staff out here trying to restrain them, it looks like we won’t see a clear cut conclusion on a match everyone wanted to see between Drake King and Kassidy Heart! But, I guarantee we will see the conclusion of Kendra Shamez and Kassidy Heart’s match and many more at Battle of Egypt! From Mr. Mercer and Ms. McCoy, I’m Stew-O and we will see you at the FPV! Egypt here we come!
(The show sees chaos continuing as fans are chanting loudly and Kassidy and Kendra finally are pulled away from each other and both women are seething at one another. StarrStan looks frustrated as his bald head turns bright red and he finally allows security to catch Kass and he can turn to yell at Kendra. Shamez looks over proudly at her attack of Heart and looks ready for more. We see Kassidy with blood on her face as her eyes pierce through in to Kendra soul and she screams obscenity after obscenity at her Battle of Egypt opponent as the show fades to black.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes.)