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Dynasty 10/2/20

(EAW intro plays.)

(A recap is shown of the festivities on the Dynasty side of Territorial Invasion. On the first night to kick off the show The Visual Prophet successfully retained the EAW World Heavyweight Championship against Andrea Valentine. It then moves on to Dray Fontana retaining the EAW PURE Championship as well against Jalyn Garcia in a absolutely brutal two out of three falls match. Then moving on to the classic Brand Warfare match with pitted Team Dynasty against Showdown and Voltage. Although Voltage did come out victorious Dynasty had a excellent showing with Chris Elite being the last one standing on the brand before going down for good. Then moving on to the second night it showed the New Breed Championship match with Showdown’s Bronson Daniels defending his title against Dynasty’s SEBAS and Andre Walker. In a very close contested bout it was Andre Walker who managed to take advantage of SEBAS who took down Bronson and use it for his own to win the New Breed Championship for Dynasty. Then a highly anticipated Unified Tag Team Championship match between The Realm and The Grand Athletes are shown as to the shock of many, it was The Realm who managed to conquer the flaming ladders match in order to become the new Unified Tag Team Champions. It then goes on to the flag match between Nina Bravo and Veena Adams in which Nina gets the win as she waves the Russian flag high in the air as she does so. Then moving onto the signature War Games match. With high caliber superstars on each team it was none other than Team Dynasty that managed to get the win over both Showdown and Voltage to end Territorial Invasion and end the recap itself)

(As the recap ends it quickly transitions as “ME! By Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie begins to play throughout the PA system of the World 1 Theatre just as the camera angle cuts to the brand new stage, the virtual audience starting up a chorus of boos just as the spotlights begin to dance around the walls of the theatre. Soon enough, Veena Adams makes her way onto the stage, smiling widely as she takes a deep breath at the top of the ramp. She looks around at the restless virtual crowd, their absolute disdain for the second half of Dynasty’s managerial team spilling through the spectator screens lining the arena.)

Flannery McCoy: Alrighty, gentlemen, looks like one of our Dynasty co-GM’s is on her way to the ring tonight to–and I quote–“shake things up” here tonight on Dynasty!

Jake Mercer: She can’t possibly shake anything up more than StarrStan did in 1999, when he participated in the Philadelphia Milkshake Competition, hosted by the Pennsylvanian Milk Advisory Board, and made history with his innovative approach to producing a ‘shake by using a COW ROTATOR mid-competition, much to the dismay of the Vegan Society–

Stew-O: If I had the slightest idea of what you were talking about, Jake, I might agree. As for now, I’m only left to wonder what exactly Veena could mean by “shaking things up,” and how this could potentially affect Dynasty as the season continues to progress.

(Veena Adams enters the ring via the bottom rope, an eager stagehand slipping her a microphone between the ropes when she reaches for one by the edge of the ring. She allows “ME!” to play for a bit longer as the camera zooms in on her face, eventually turning her head towards the stage, which the production team takes as their cue to cut her music. She turns back to the hard camera, smiling brightly at her viewing audience as the virtual crowd inside of the World 1 Theatre are heard booing excessively.)

Veena Adams: I would like to welcome everybody to another episode of EAW’s TRUE flagship show, the SHOWCASE brand, the CROWN JEWEL of EAW: FRIDAY! NIGHT! DYNASTY!

(The virtual crowd would normally be cheering out of their admiration for Dynasty, but at a time like this, they would much rather undermine Veena’s words and authority by booing her as aggressively as they are right now.) 

Veena Adams: And I’m able to say that because after last weekend, is it BLATANTLY obvious who the superior brand is! Not only did we put on two BRAND NEW, innovative match types with our Flaming Ladder and Flag matches, but Dynasty secured ANOTHER War Games victory, also making this the SECOND War Games any brand has won under MY leadership–even if those stupid ugly cunts were supposed to lose last year, I’m STILL going to count it because they would have NEVER found the motivation to shine in a match like War Games if it weren’t for my forcing them into the match in the first place. 💁🏻‍♀️ And it means sooooo much that I am able to celebrate this victory with my ADORING fans. I’m just so blessed to see all of your smiling, happy faces staring back at me. 😃

(The virtual crowd begins to boo louder.)

Veena Adams: But it doesn’t stop there! Territorial Invasion was JUST the beginning of Dynasty’s assertion of our brand dominance! Losing Brand Warfare was a slight disappointment, BUT, WE WON WAR GAMES, HELLO?! The main event matchup that ACTUALLY fucking mattered. Not to mention we managed to bring home with us ANOTHER Interbranded Championship with the New Breed title, only further solidifying ourselves as the superior brand! Yes, Sarah Price got her stupid and insubordinate ass fired–I MEAN, UM, it’s incredibly…unfortunate that Dynasty lost another champion with the Specialists Title being vacated. But that just leaves us with another opportunity for another fine Dynasty Elitist to step up to the plate and put all these other worthless whores and cumrags pretending to be professional wrestlers back in their place! And that’s why last weekend at Territorial Invasion, HRDO announced that EAW will be holding an EIGHT woman tournament to crown a new Specialists Champion!

(The virtual audience gives a slight pop for the Specialists tournament, excited for the series of matches EAW’s finest female competitors will be putting on in the coming weeks!)

Veena Adams: And we’ll kick our tourney off here on Dynasty! Later tonight, we have not only one, but TWO Specialists Championship Tournament matches scheduled, where Showdown’s–🤮–SIERRA BRADFORD will take on her tag team partner, Dynasty’s HARPER LEE! 

(The virtual audience cheers for the heavily anticipated match between the newly crowned Unified Tag Team Champions.)

Veena Adams: Then, later on, for some reason, StarrStan decided to allow two ugly little retards from that stupid ass backyard trashbag brand, Voltage, to compete on our A-Show, so, I’m sorry, but you’ll all be forced to watch KASEY KAOS and LISA WREN compete tonight in the first round of the Specialists Tournament, too. 😒

(Despite Lisa and Kasey being Voltage Elitists, the virtual audience still pops at the sound of their names, also looking forward to the showcase between two of EAW’s female Elitists.)

Veena Adams: In the next few weeks, you guys will also get to see some action from the other competitors in the match, including–and this wasn’t MY choice, just so we are perfectly clear–NINA BRAVO!

(Cheers.)

Veena Adams: KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!

(Boos.)


Veena Adams: And ALEXIS CHAMBERS!

(Cheers.)

Veena Adams: Yep! There’s seven! And that’s all fine and dandy, whatever, but if we’re being honest here, absolutely NONE of these hoebags have what it takes to be the woman “next up” in the business, because NONE of them can carry themselves with dignity. NONE of them possess the levels of professionalism and nobility to keep up with the state of the division. NONE of them have the attitude, emotional intelligence, or the psychological resilience to maintain the status as one of the most watched Elitists in the industry today–and that’s exactly why, after her HELLACIOUS actions and DESPICABLE conduct over the last few weeks…I decided to make her someone else’s problem and traded Andrea Valentine to Showdown.

(The virtual audience erupts into a surprised mix of boos and gasps, majority of the audience disappointed to hear Andrea will not be participating in the tourney. Veena smiles devilishly into the camera.)

Veena Adams: :blessed: !! You heard that correctly. I FINALLY convinced Ryan Wilson to agree to carry the burden of dealing with that reckless, entitled, inconsiderate, mentally unstable cunt and freed Dynasty of her baggage. I can’t have rickety and unreliable trash like Blandrea stinking up MY show. Whether or not Ryan decides to waste everyone’s time by throwing her at another world champion for feed is not my problem–but lesbihonest, she needs something to do to try and save face after her “performance” at TI, if that’s what we can call it, and he needs bodies now. Win for me! And that is only the first of several upcoming changes that are expected to continue to shape Dynasty into the GREATEST brand on EAW television today!

BUT! As for the Specialists Tournament, there is still one last entrant I have yet to announce! And this one WAS my choice, for the record, she’s brilliant. She’s the ONE woman who will be a SHOE IN to win the entire tourney! Who has what it takes to be a star in the industry, who has the necessary stamina, talent, and poise to bring a little respect and a sense of grandeur to the Specialists Title after it fell into the hands of these sleazebags over the years. A woman that this Specialists Championship NEEDS right now! A woman who I am one-hundred-and-ten percent confident will make EAW’s Women’s Division great again when given the opportunity to do so.

(Veena pauses, allowing the audience to murmur in anticipation, excited to hear the name of the last entrant into the Specialists Championship tournament.)

Veena Adams: And that woman…

….

Veena Adams: …iiiiiiiisssss…

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Veena Adams: …ME!

(Veena beams at her announcement, ignoring the virtual audience who clearly disapproves of the news. She extends her arms outward and slowly turns in a full circle, laughing and smiling as she does.)

Stew-O: Gee, who could have seen that coming?

Flannery McCoy: Y’know? It’s kind of ironic that StarrStan brought Veena to Dynasty with the claim that he wanted to avoid abuse of power, but isn’t this exactly what that is?

Jake Mercer: :skip: !! Nonsense, Flan, how dare you! Veena made it clear, she’s inserting herself into the Specialists Tournament out of necessity, out of obligation! The Women’s Division has been in shambles for far too long, it’s about time someone who’s capable takes responsibility around here and gets these bit–ladies in line!

(Veena finishes her gloating and raises the microphone back to her mouth.)

Veena Adams: WHAT AN ENTRANT, AMIRIGHT?! A true goddess herself, professional wrestling ROYALTY is going to be given a chance to FINALLY let this company do something right around here instead of letting these dumb cunts ruin the prestige our championships were once known for. You can thank me later once I win, bring the championship back to Dynasty, and kill two birds with one stone by also doing the ENTIRE Women’s Division a favor. 

(The virtual audience continues to jeer at Veena.)

Veena Adams: You all should be SO proud of me for all that I’ve done for Dynasty so far this season. The brand has LITERALLY never been in better shape! We’re doing so well on Dynasty that THE CHAIRMAN 😍 wants to come out here and say a few words regarding his performance and his VICTORY at Territorial Invasion, too, so if you please…ladies and gentlemen, please welcome…two-thirds of the WINNING team at Territorial Invasion’s War Games…THE LIQUIIIIIIIIIDDDD SWWOOOORRDDZZ!

(“We Major” by Kanye West & Nas begins to play just as Veena shoots her arm out into the direction of the stage. The camera cuts to the stage of the World 1 Theatre where Mr. DEDEDE and Impact now stand, watching the bright lights and spotlights dance around the arena with their usual smug grins.)

Jake Mercer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The brand new, state-of-the-art World 1 Theatre is now, finally, officially considered…THE IMPACT ZONE!

Flannery McCoy: Following their performance at Territorial Invasion last weekend, I’m kind of surprised to find out that DEDEDE isn’t suffering an injury after what he had to do in order to get his team the victory!

Stew-O: And since you mention the chairman’s sacrifice last weekend, Flannery, I don’t think you should expect nothing less from the chairman. He did what he had to do in order to put Xavier Williams away after he realized his team got their opponents out of the equation! Clearly, his sacrifice paid off in a big way, allowing Serena Bennett to hammer the nail in the coffin DEDEDE placed for a pinfall victory. That’s what men like him, men like Impact have been making themselves known for, for over a decade now. 

Flannery McCoy: I hate to say it–but they were absolutely right, from the very beginning. This leaves me to wonder if there’s going to be ANY stopping Impact and DEDEDE, as motivated and seemingly unstoppable as they are today.

(As the commentary team finishes, the Liquid Swordz have made their way down the ramp, now approaching the apron up the steel steps. Veena sits on the middle rope and holds them open for her uncle, allowing him and Impact to enter the ring smoothly. Veena rushes to grab one more microphone, then hands both hers and the new mic to Impact and DEDEDE. Impact accepts graciously, but DEDEDE doesn’t so much as glance at Veena, who has now nuzzled herself into a turnbuckle corner to watch their victory promo intently just as “We Major” dies down DEDEDE allows the virtual audience to continue their boos for a few moments before he raises the mic to his mouth to speak.)

Mr. DEDEDE: So…what exactly did you think was going to happen out there?

(DEDEDE shrugs in jest, looking around at the spectator audience inside of the World 1 Theatre. Impact lets out a light chortle just as DEDEDE turns back to face him, dramatically throwing his arms up in despair.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Can nobody tell me? Can nobody offer some insight as to why they, themselves would ever think to go against Gawd’s word and insist that a single one of those so-called Elitists would have stood a chance against myself and Impact in a high profile match like War Games?!

Impact: We told them from the start, had been spitting nothing but facts from the jump, and they STILL thought it was within their best interests to lift a finger and try to topple us when we promised WEEKS ago that a win in War Games wasn’t “up for grabs,” it was never a “highly competitive” match as some of you may have put it. There was no stopping us once we set our plan in motion. We told you. We WARNED you well before War Games went underway. And you still didn’t take us serious, refused us when we gave you the opportunity to quit when you had the chance. And I hope you learned your lesson.

We have allowed you an environment to spread your agendas, with no credit given and no respects paid, and clearly, THAT was a mistake after seeing the way you all have decided to carry yourselves, willingly defiant after we set the table for you to eat. You’d think after we gave so much of ourselves to you, you’d be appreciative. Thankful. Understanding. Responsive. But no. I continue to thrive in a Lawless Land of Elite that has tried to discard me at every possible turn, both this era and the last, and resultantly I have nourished and cultivated the platform that you’re standing on today and pretending I’m not responsible for and quite frankly, I’m sick of all this shit. So you’ve forced our hand, you brought this onto yourselves. Despite how much your refuse, despite how stubborn y’all wanna be, there is no escaping what we’re forcing you to see, what we’re forcing you to take accountability for–and that is for the way this lesser generation of Elitists refuse to enjoy the opportunities for success and wealth in the industry we created, but instead, defy us and those like us in every way these miserable fucks could ever think of.

Mr. DEDEDE: Took the words right out of my mouth, no homo. Honestly, what more is there for us to say? How can I possibly make it any clearer to my audience that REFUSES to listen or abide by my word? No matter what blows have been dealt upon me, the result remains forever the same in the end. No matter what moniker I come around with or what merchandise I have to peddle, the view never changes. Gawdzilla remains the everlasting fixture upon the horizon. And I will ALWAYS stand superior. I AM everlasting life. What I represent is as old as time itself. My rulership is reflective of UNIVERSAL LAW. I am the physical embodiment of man’s end goal, the picture-perfect painting of what a persistent pursuit of power and truth has created for you all to bear witness to.

Impact: Look around you–we created this. We made this business, no level of prestige in this industry would be possible if not for us, for what we’ve done, and what we WILL continue to do day after day, week after week. There is no real sense of “success” in EAW if it were not for us and what we created, for what we mean to this industry. None of you could ever understand the passions and motivations of people to whom wrestling is EVERYTHING. Motherfuckers like Mr. DEDEDE and I are built different. It’s levels to this game and you can’t stand on our pivot.

Veena Adams: (off-mic) That’s ALLLLLL you! You did that! That’s right!

Mr. DEDEDE: You damn right it was. And you know what? I think Team Dynasty deserves a REWARD for all of their hard work. Wouldn’t you say so, Imp?

Impact: I couldn’t agree more. For all of our damn efforts and the time we spent troubling ourselves with these trivialities over the last few weeks, we sure as hell better get rewarded for all we do for this brand, for this company. Majority of our audience and co-workers are clearly so unappreciative of what we do for them, I think that if nobody else is going to give it to us, it’s about damn time we give ourselves some goddamn recognition for getting rid of that whiny prepubescent bitch, for hauling ass out here like we’ve been doing to handle our business here on Dynasty, and for putting another War Games win under StarrStan’s belt.

Mr. DEDEDE: I think that’s exactly what we need here, a suitable reward that will not only allow us to continue to enjoy our victory, but that will do Dynasty a favor or two as well. And if our managerial team isn’t jumping up at the opportunity to show us exactly how much they appreciate us, Imp, I think I’m gonna just have to take a reward myself. A reward fit for a Gawd. A reward that–not too far off from what Veena has announced regarding “shaping things up” on Dynasty–

(Veena rests a hand on her heart as her uncle acknowledges her valiant efforts.)

Mr. DEDEDE: –will change things around here…for the better. Will enhance the Dynasty product as you know it. As for what our “reward” will end up being…

….

Mr. DEDEDE: I think I’ll announce it…

(The virtual grows anxious as DEDEDE pauses.)

Mr. DEDEDE: …at a later date. Inshallah.

(DEDEDE drops his mic with a slight pop, the disappointed virtual audience of the World 1 Theatre picking up where they left off with their boos. “We Major” picks back up as Mr. DEDEDE and Impact each pick a turnbuckle to pose in, Impact talking more shit off mic as DEDEDE simply smirks as he glances around the World 1 Theatre. As the cameras switch between various angles of DEDEDE and Impact inside of the ring, the commentary offers their narration.)

Jake Mercer: A reward?! :oh: For Team Dynasty’s efforts?! What do you guys think it can be???

Flanner McCoy: I wouldn’t get too excited, Jake. As much as the chairman insists he’s a generous and giving man, there’s something about the way he phrased the winning team’s “reward” that makes me question what his motives truly are.

Jake Mercer: Nonsense, Flannery, all the chairman wants to do is give himself and his teammates an opportunity to celebrate their hard-earned, well-deserved, collaborative effort of a War Games victory. What’s there to be suspicious of?!

Stew-O: I suppose there’s only one way for us to find out for sure. Stay tuned, everybody! From East Rutherford, here inside of th–

Jake Mercer: THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stew-O: :mjpls: Here inside of the World 1 Theatre, EAW’s Friday Night Dynasty will be right back after this commercial break!

(Commercial break featuring an ad for Savage x Fenty’s new lingerie line, starring Serena Bennett as she models several pieces from the “Savage Not Sorry” line, including a lace bodysuit, balconette bra, an open-back glissenette teddy, and a pair of the strappy lace brazillian underwear.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

(‘Come Thru’ By Summer Walker feat. Usher hits to cheers from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Moscow, Russia weighing in at 115 pounds she is “Ne-Ne” NINAAAAAAAAAAAA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Nina Bravo comes to the ring with a smile on her face clearly happy with her win at Territorial Invasion.)

Flannery McCoy: Nina had a great match at Territorial Invasion really destroying that evil witch Veena!

Jake Mercer: Quiet you! Don’t say such things about the beloved goddess Veena!

Stew-O: Well it was a good match regardless of your feelings for either woman. Nina Bravo is looking to continue that momentum this week.

(“La Guayaba” by Riccie Oriach hits to cheers from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic weighing in at 205 pounds… he is “TROPICAL BREEZE” SEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

(SEBAS makes his way out to the ring as he gives Stephie Love a rose making her blush from the gesture of friendship.)

Flannery McCoy: Damn I wish that he would give me a rose. <3 <3 <3

Jake Mercer: La guayabaaaaaaaa y aún la guayooooo la guayabaaaaa y aún la guayoooo

Stew-O: We lost Jake to the music :wow:

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: Nah fuck that put that shit back on.

Stew-O: Sorry Jake but the match is on! We are underway as Sebastián Acosta immediately begins lighting up Nina Bravo with fast strikes catching her off guard! She wasn’t expecting such a hostile start from the man known as the Tropical Breeze! Nina knocked down but she gets back up yelling and screaming talking shit to SEBAS in Russian. SEBAS just smiles at her and produces a rose from inside his tights. But she smacks it away! Nina now punching away at the face of SEBAS! Nina shoves SEBAS back… he falls back into the ropes but SEBAS comes running back! POUNCE! SEBAS leaps onto Nina Bravo with a Thesz Press! SEBAS straddling Nina down to the mat with force! And SEBAS now mounting Nina and beating the shit out of her with mounted punches to the face. Nina trying to escape as she screams and cries trying to grab the ropes to get away.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOU-

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS is forced to relinquish the hold as Nina Bravo throws him off of her and he rolls up to his feet. SEBAS takes a three point stance waiting for Nina before he charges in again! SEBAS with yet another Thesz Press taking down Nina once more! But this time Nina immediately throws him off and both competitors return to their feet. Nina shoves SEBAS back into the corner… but he runs up the ropes onto the top turnbuckle! SEBAS with a Moonsault off the top flying across the ring to land atop Nina Bravo! SEBAS connects and transitions right on into a cover!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: La guayabaaaaaaaa y a-

Stew-O: NO! Nina Bravo just barely kicked out! Nina pulls herself up in the corner as SEBAS comes charging in! But Nina has her feet up! SEBAS goes flying back as Nina comes off the top with a Flying Crossbody! It connects! But SEBAS reversed it rolling thru into a pinfall!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Nina Bravo kicks out again! Nina clearly being outmatched by SEBAS at every turn tonight! SEBAS may not have walked away with the gold but it is clear he walked away with a motivation to compete harder than he ever has before! SEBAS runs across the ring and takes down Nina with a Diving Clothesline! Both competitors back up as SEBAS waits for Nina only to take her down with a headscizzors throwing her across the ring. A dizzy Nina back up only for SEBAS to lift her and drop her across his knee. Backbreaker connects! Running Elbow Drop by SEBAS for good measure but he is not finished! SEBAS drags Nina back up and spears her hard in the gut running her into the corner! SEBAS has Nina trapped as he kicks away at her midsection until she is taken down in the corner! SEBAS runs the ropes… Double Running Knee Strike connects to the face of Nina Bravo in the corner! SEBAS with that KO strike! SEBAS drags Nina back up… what is he going for here?

Flannery McCoy: CODEBREAKER! CODEBREAKER BY SEBAS CONNECTS! SEBAS WITH THE COVER!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: Wow Nina Bravo actually kicked out! I thought that Codebreaker had turned off her lights! SEBAS seems to think so too! But he has done some serious damage! Don’t go getting shook now! SEBAS grabs Nina and locks her into a Dragon Sleeper. Nina may not have been out before but she may be in very short order! But Nina struggling! She knows that she can’t be caught in a submission hold right now! She is flailing and grabbing for the ropes! But can’t quite make it! She fights back hitting up against SEBAS’ body trying to get him to break the hold! But SEBAS just falls to the mat with the Dragon Sleeper still applied driving her back and neck first into his knee as he goes! SEBAS grabs Nina and drapes her back over his knee as he begins delivering elbow shots just stretching her out her and trying to break her! Nina is being crushed! WAIT NINA GOT SEBAS’ ARM! SMALL PACKAGE!

Referee: ON-

Flannery McCoy: But SEBAS immediately reverses the Small Package into one of his own!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Nina Bravo somehow kicks out! SEBAS now the smile fading from his face as it is instead replaced by a look of pure rage. SEBAS pounding his chest as he grabs Nina by the hair! SEBAS rips his pants off as he looks like he is about to do something absolutely terrible to Nina that she will never be able to forget! SEBAS pulls Nina into him…

Stew-O: Schrodinger Paradox! A devastating maneuver there from SEBAS as Nina Bravo has to be finished now! The cover!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

(SEBAS has his arm raised in victory by the referee as “La Guayaba” by Riccie Oriach hits causing Jake Mercer to climb on top of the commentary table to dance to the music.)

Jake Mercer: Come on Flannery! Dance with me!

Flannery McCoy: Never. Get your dumb ass down here.

(Flannery McCoy trips Jake Mercer off the commentary table.)

Stew-O: Shame. Hope he is OK. But anyway. SEBAS with a big win here tonight! The Caribbean sensation is taking over the hearts of every fan here on Dynasty! Can’t wait to see what he does next!

Jake Mercer: I am being abused.

Flannery McCoy: Not yet. But you will be.

Jake Mercer: :lupe: !!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera cuts to a commercial for Hispanic Heritage Month featuring Santo Muerte until SEBAS appears and takes him out with a Superkick and takes over the commercial.)

(Camera fades to the backstage area where a dejected Nina Bravo is sulking her way down the hall. She’s looking down and refusing to make eye contact with anyone that walks by. With her eyes not seeing where she’s going she walks right into another Elitist, and she gets automatically pissed about it) 

Nina Bravo: Hey watch you’re going stupid American! 

(The camera pans out and we see Jalyn Garcia smiling back at her) 

Jalyn Garcia: Excuse you but you walked into me.. 

Nina Bravo: Like any American would, you make excuses for your own wrong doings… Pathetics. 

Jalyn Garcia: You know, I’m actually glad that I ran into you.. 

Nina Bravo: HA SO YOU ADMIT IT! YOU RAN INTO ME!! 

Jalyn Garcia: What? No.. It’s a figure of speech. Anyway, I just wanted to say that; you looked great out there tonight! I know that you didn’t come away with the victory, and I understand your frustrations I’ve been in the same boat before. You and I actually have a lot in common; we’ve both been mentored by World Champions, and I know how much pressure that can be. We get taught by the best and all of a sudden everyone thinks that should be some golden ticket to the top. Like we’re not allowed to have growing pains, but I want you to know that I get it. You’re still so new, and still learning; I have no doubt in my mind that you’ll be able to get on track, and be a mega star some day… 

Nina Bravo: What is this.. What are you doings? 

Jalyn Garcia: I’m just trying to cheer you up, and get you to see that you’re still so talented. Don’t take loses so bad, you can always turn it around. Look at me i started my career on terrible losing streak, but I turned it around and became New Breed Champion! And that’s just the beginning, I plan on going on and doing even more great things in the future. 

Nina Bravo: Ah I see… 

Jalyn Garcia: Yeah! You got this, keep your head up. 

Nina Bravo: Yes.. Keep my head ups.. Do you think I’m a stupid American like you? You don’t think I know what you’re doings? Keep my head up? You mean keep my head up your ass! 

Jalyn Garcia: Uh.. What does that even mean? 

Nina Bravo: нет .. You listen to me, i won’t just stand by and let you ridicule me. I know what you’re doing, Americans are nothing but condescending assholes, and you’re not different. You come to me.. RUN INTO ME, and think that it’s your chance to put me down even more? NO! I will not let some half pint midget that crawled out of Jamie O’Haras asshole, or slithered out of Cameron Ella Ava’s pussy tell me what I’m capable of. You are a nobody ok? And that will never change.. For instance if you even bothered to watch Territorial Invasion, you would know that I WON! Yes the pitiful little Russian doll you came to ridicule won her match; and you? Can’t say the same can you little man? You little Chucky Doll.. You wish you had the mean streak of that Chucky Doll so maybe you would actually win some matches… Fucking asshole American.. Try to keep a beautiful Russian down to try and feel superior? Disgusting 

(Nina spits in Jalyns face) 

Nina Bravo: You’re not sly, I know your tricks. 

(Jalyn wipes the spit off his face) 

Jalyn Garcia: What the actual fuck just happened? 

Nina Bravo: You’re just a loser, losing to the worst PURE Champion of all time.. Dray? Surely you’re kidding coming up to me. 

Jalyn Garcia: I literally just came up to you to give you words of encouragement. 

Nina Bravo: You can shove your encouragement, I don’t need it. Why would I listen to a little gremlin like you? You’re just trying to be an asshole because you want to feel superior to someone.. Which clearly is a rarity.. 

(A serious look comes across Jalyns face, and he steps closer to her) 

Jalyn Garcia: Look, I know you’re having the time of your life being protected by the likes of Viz, but at some point you’re going to have to accomplish shit under your own merit. You trying to pass the blame on, or trying to deflect what you’re doing onto me isn’t going to work. Clearly you have shit you have to work on, and you won’t get any better if you continue to have this entitled behavior. You’re not owed anything; you were barely even a wrestler before you got to EAW, and lucked out due to the company you keep. Sure I have Jamie O’Hara to thank for the training that he gave me; but that’s it. I have built my career my damn self, never needing him to give me or hand me a damn thing. Can you say the same? Starting shit with Veena? And for what? To show YOUR superiority? Look where it’s gotten you; nowhere. So before you start talking shit to someone that was just trying to help; maybe you should realize that making more enemies than friends, is not the way to go. You can have your preconceived notions on who I am, but you’re not going to walk all over me because you’re in some sort of a mood.. 

Nina Bravo: I -.. 

Jalyn Garcia: Fuck off.. 

(Jalyn walks away; and as he walks away Nina turns to look at him before turning back around letting out a sigh, and continuing her path of despair down the hallway.) 

(The camera fades back into the arena as “Jet Set Run” blasts through the speakers as Harper Lee walks out with her newly won Tag Team Title, she looks at the title and then around at the new EAW environment, taking it all in. She is wearing a custom designed wrestling top that reads “#JusticeForSarah” on it.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS A FIRST ROUND MATCH OF THE SPECIALISTS TOURNAMENT!! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA, WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS….SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…..REPRESENTING THE REALM….HHARRRPPEERRR LLEEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: Harper finally managed to win her first championship this past weekend defeating the Grand Athletes to become the new tag champs. They did it in honor of their friend Sarah, but they didn’t have much time to celebrate because this match was made by the Chairman, in hopes to likely drive a wedge between the team. But you just know, they refuse to let that happen. You also know how much Harper wants to be Specialists Champion and she’s willing to do whatever it takes to come away with the victory tonight, even over her friend and tag partner. 

(“Hey Superstar” hits as Sierra Braford walks out with the tag title around her waist. She also soaks in the new environment. She also is wearing the same custom top that reads “#JusticeForSarah.)

Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING IN AT 141 POUNDS…..SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…ALSO REPRESENTING THE REALM……SSIIERRAAA BBRADDFFFOORRDDDD!!!!

Flannery McCoy: You know Sierra is thrilled. After several chances of becoming a champion in her short career like when she faced Darcy or Consuela, she finally got over the hump last weekend with Harper and they did it together. They were motivated and it seemed like nothing was going to stop them. Like we already stated, they dedicated their win to their friend and teammate Sarah Price, who what it looks like, fired and stripped of the title for no reason. They both are rocking some supportive gear tonight as both her and Harper try to take one step further in getting the Specialists Title back into the camp of The Realm!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: And this first round match has begun! Both teammates shake the hand of one another before getting started! Both women circle the ring, and then both women lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Both women seem to have trouble getting the advantage over the other, and then it’s Sierra who manages to get Harper in a side headlock, and then Sierra applies the pressure as she manages to drop Harper down to a knee, but Harper quickly gets back to a vertical base, and then connects with a back body drop!

Jake Mercer: Harper then right away transitions into a headlock on the seated Sierra! Now it’s Harper applying the most pressure she can on the head, but Sierra still manages to get back to her feet, and then throws an elbow to the stomach of Harper, and then she does it again before Harper Lee finally releases her grip on the head of Sierra. Sierra then runs off the ropes–AND THEN RUNS INTO A SPINNING BACK ELBOW FROM HARPER! 

Flannery McCoy: HARPER THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STANDING LEAPING ELBOW DROP….BUT SIERRA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Sierra rolls back up to her feet and delivers an under kick to the face of Harper….BUT HARPER CATCHES THE LEG OF SIERRA! Harper Lee then goes underneath and PICKS UP SIERRA ON HER SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! AND NOW……HARPER LEE RUNS WITH SIERRA BRADFORD AND LAUNCHES HER FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! GOOD GOD! SIERRA JUST LANDED HARD ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD THERE!

Stew-O: Harper Lee looks over the rope and sees Sierra holding her head in some pain, and then Harper exits through the middle rope and stands on the edge of the apron awaiting for Sierra to get back to her feet and turn to face her on the outside! Sierra turns around and–HARPER LAUNCHES HERSELF FROM THE APRON WITH A FRONTFLIP TAKING OUT SIERRA ON THE OUTSIDE! Harper stands and can feel the momentum building for herself! Harper Lee then gets to her feet and tries to pick up Sierra to get her back inside the ring–BUT SIERRA DRIVES HARPER SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! A FLURRY COMING FROM SIERRA AS SHE THROWS SEVERAL RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE FACE OF HARPER LEE! 

Jake Mercer: Sierra fights as she holds the back of her head in pain, and now Sierra backs up several steps, and the charges at Harper–BUT HARPER CATCHES SIERRA AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINEBUSTER ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! DAMN!! And now Harper rolls Sierra back in the ring and hooks the leg!

OOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: KICKOUT! Harper now stands up and lies in wait for Sierra to rise up. Sierra turns around and…kick to the midsection from Harper! BUT SIERRA PUSHES AND DRIVES HARPER BACK INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST FROM SIERRA! ANOTHER ONE! AND THEN A THIRD ONE! Now Sierra backs up…and connects with a running high knee to the jaw of Harper! 

Flannery McCoy: Sierra has the momentum going now, and she sits Harper up on the top rope! Sierra goes up top with Harper AND SHE’S GONNA GO FOR THE SUPERPLEX! BUT HARPER’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! HARPER AND SIERRA NOW ARE EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER ON THE TOP ROPE! AND…SIERRA BRADFORD OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE! SIERRA CRAWLS AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!

OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Stew-O: HARPER KICKS OUT! And now Sierra and Harper are stirring to their feet, and then Sierra runs up behind Harper and tries going for the backslide pin–but Harper rolls through to her feet and connects with a standing dropkick to the face of Sierra! She doesn’t go for the cover though as she once again is measuring Sierra for something!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra turns around and Harper hits another kick to the midsection–SHE’S GOT HER SET UP FOR A DDT! BUT SIERRA TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OF HARPER–BUT HARPER DUCKED IT–AND SIERRA WAS EXPECTING THAT AS SHE HITS THE KICK TO THE FACE WHEN HARPER STOOD BACK UP! SHE COVERS AGAIN!!

OOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: Harper Lee stays alive! And now Sierra thinks of what to do next. And Sierra begins to bring up Harper to her feet, but Harper manages to push Sierra away and create some separation. Sierra walks right back to Harper to go back on the offense–BUT SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM HARPER! BUT NO! SIERRA SPINS THE LEG OF HARPER AND THEN HARPER LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE LEG LARIAT! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE IN THIS FIRST ROUND MATCHUP!

Jake Mercer: Harper crawls away from Sierra, and both women are on opposite ends of the ring beginning to stir to their feet, and now Harper pulls herself up first. Harper Lee sees Sierra in a vulnerable position on the opposite end of the ring, AND HARPER LEE CHARGES FOR THE SPLASH IN THE CORNER! BUT SIERRA SIDESTEPPED AND NOBODY’S HOME! SIERRA FACES HARPER’S BACK…AND SIERRA BRADFORD CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING BACKSTABBER ON HARPER! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!

OOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: Harper Lee stays alive! Sierra comes to her feet, and reaches down to get Harper off the mat, and she places Harper between her legs! BUT BEFORE SIERRA COULD ATTEMPT TO DO ANYTHING, HARPER LEE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! SIERRA GETS BACK TO HER FEET HOLDING HER BACK, AND SHE TURNS AROUND–AND SIERRA BRADFORD WALKS RIGHT INTO A “DRAGON FIST” FROM HARPER!! THE HARD RIGHT HOOK TO THE FACE! HARPER FALLS ON SIERRA FOR THE WIN!

OONNNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: AND SIERRA BRADFORD GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Now it’s Harper questioning her next tactic, Harper Lee looks up at the top rope and she crawls underneath the bottom rope and begins to ascend up the top rope! Harper’s gonna look to fly here!

Stew-O: BUT SIERRA POPS UP AND THROWS HER WEIGHT ON THE ROPES CAUSING HARPER TO LOSE HER BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE! SIERRA SEES HARPER AS A SITTING DUCK ON THE TOP ROPE, AND SHE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP WITH HER WITH A SENSE OF URGENCY! SIERRA HAS HARPER IN A SUPERPLEX SPOT–AND SIERRA BRADFORD CONNECTS WITH THE FALCON ARROW FROM THE TOP ROPE! WHAT A MVOE THERE AS SHE GRABS THE LEG TO MAKE THE COVER!!

OOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: AND HARPER LEE ESCAPES IT!! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD TRANSITIONS IT RIGHT INTO THE “BLOODRUSH”!!!!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN NOW ON HARPER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IS HARPER GOING TO TAP OUT HERE?!

Stew-O: HARPER SEEMS TO BE FADING–WAIT LOOK!! HARPER ROLLS TO HER SIDE AND REVERSES IT INTO A PIN!!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: SIERRA IS FORCES TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION TO SAVE HERSELF! Sierra is quickly back up to her feet as Harper is on both knees trying to get up….AND SIERRA GOES FOR HER SIGNATURE RUNNING KNEE–BUT HARPER SIDESTEPS IT! SIERRA TURNS AROUND, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! A KNEE AND NECKBREAKER COMBO CONNECTS FROM HARPER LEE! 

Jake Mercer: Both partners are fighting to move on in this tournament! And now it looks like both competitors are beginning to stir to their feet! Both are staring a hole at one another as they stand up! Right hand from Sierra! Right hook from Harper! SIERRA! HARPER! SIERRA! HARPER! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HARPER GAINS CONTROL AS SHE HAS SIERRA BACKED UP AGAINST THE ROPES! IRISH WHIP NOW FROM HARPER, BUT SIERRA REVERSES SENDING HARPER RUNNING TO THE ROPES, AND THEN SIERRA RUNS NEXT TO HARPER, AND HARPER TURNS AROUND AND SEES SIERRA CHARGING FULL SPEED AT HER–SEEEEKKKIINNNGGG MIIISSSLLLLEEEEE!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF HARPER FROM SIERRA! IS THIS GONNA BE ENOUGH TO MOVE ON?!?!

OONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Stew-O: NOT YET!! HARPER LEE AGAIN KICKS OUT!! Sierra can’t believe it, but she knows she can’t let herself get frustrated here! That’s not what Sarah would do!

Jake Mercer: Sierra tries to drag Harper up to her feet, but Harper throws a shot to the midsection on her knees, and then Harper Lee connects with a hard uppercut that drives Sierra backwards a few steps! HARPER IS BACK UP, BUT SIERRA TRIES CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK!! BUT HARPER CATCHES THE FOOT! HARPER FLI[S SIERRA BACKWARDS BUT SIERRA LANDED ON HER FEET LIKE SPIDER MAN! HARPER GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE, BUT SIERRA DUCKED IT…KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND SHE HAS HARPER ON HER SHOULDERS FOR “MISERY BUSINESS”!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT HARPER LEE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT FROM BEHIND, AND THEN HARPER LEE GRABS THE ARM OF SIERRA FROM BEHIND, TURNS HER AROUND, AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE OF SIERRA! HARPER IS SETTING IT UP! DDDOOUUUBBBBBLLLEEE SUNNNDDDAAAYYY!!! THE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS HARPER FALLS ON TOP OF SIERRA FOR THE COVER!

OONNNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….HHARRRRRPPPEERRRR LLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(“Jet Set Run” hits as Harper Lee stands, knowing she just went through a battle. She gets her hand raised by the referee. She then helps her fallen tag team partner up to her feet, and the two embrace in a friendly hug before Sierra gives Harper props.)

Stew-O: Amazing first round match between these two, but only one could move on and tonight, it was Harper Lee’s night. You just know thar even though this match was made to try and drive a wedge between the Realm, it only made them stronger, and Sarah Price is somewhere watching with a smile on her face!

(The final shot is of Sierra and Harper holding their tag titles and pointing at their tops that read #JusticeForSarah.)

(A commercial for Applebee’s starring Ronan Malosi, forced to be relegated back to his job after losing the match at Territorial Invasion, would you like a refill of your water?)

(The camera fades in to Kathy Kush standing by with a smile on her face as she does so as she begins to speak)

Kathy Kush: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome SEBAS.

(SEBAS walks into the frame with a rose between his teeth as he puts it into his hands as he hands it to Kathy who has lust in her eyes before she quickly snaps out of it as SEBAS gives a chuckle as Kathy begins to speak)

Kathy Kush: SEBAS, can we talk about what went down at Territorial Invasion for you? What happened?

SEBAS: A loss happened Kathy, simple. Losses happen just as they do all the time, Territorial Invasion was no exception to such a rule. I was taught that they happen, they come around, and it’s something for you to accept. But for some reason I can’t seem to take that feeling of guilt out of my stomach, why? I waited for my moment for so long, I had my chance to finish everything that I said, why did it not happen? I was so close to making that New Breed Title reign mine, but that never seemed to happen, so close, yet no cigar. But I know despite everything that I have to climb again, make my way up that mountain, I feel the need to do that with every shortcoming. That moment that I had on the top, although it might’ve been short, won’t be the last you’ll see of me-

???: Hey hey HEY! Kathy over here!

(Kathy turns over to the opposite side of SEBAS as she looks over confused. Before long Limmy Monaghan walks into the frame, surprisingly by himself. He doesn’t have Mark Macias by his side or anything, possibly alluding to something as he stands in the middle of the camera frame with his arms crossed yet a devilish look on his face as he looks to Kathy)

Limmy Monaghan: Who cares about this poser, who cares about what he has to say, let’s talk about a more important topic at the moment, that sounds like music to my ears. You should be asking the questions to the right people to ask at the moment, ME! No concern for what happened at Territorial Invasion whatsoever, just makes me sick to my stomach wouldn’t you think?

Kathy Kush: Well alright Limmy… let’s talk about what we saw in the Unified Tag Team Championship match then while you’re here. The Grand Athletes were seen coming up short yet one thing we were focused on was Mark Macias. Do we have any update on him seeming the fact that he’s not with you right now?

Limmy Monaghan: Well if you care for an update, thank you for correcting your mistakes by the way. Unfortunately that is the case, Mark suffered some pretty bad burns at the hands of the evildoers of The Realm, sickening if you ask me. One thing that is definite past anything else is the fact that he’ll be out for some time nursing those wounds, don’t ask me how long, even I, his trusty tag partner, doesn’t know that. But while we look at the devaluing effects of this, we can also look at the trusty benefits that this grants to me. This gives me the opportunity to show what I’ve been waiting for this whole time, not that The Grand Athletes showed that as a whole, but for once it’s my time. I’m not sharing the spotlight anymore, I’ve been given the opportunity to take that for myself. So while I wish my best friend Mark the speediest of recoveries, this opens the doors for a lot in the career of Limmy Monaghan, and believe me Kathy, I anticipate that-

SEBAS: Stop.

Limmy Monaghan: :dahell:

(SEBAS steps up to Limmy as both of them stare down one another for a moment before SEBAS begins to interject and speak)

SEBAS: You don’t have a right to interrupt me while I’m speaking, who do you think you are?

Limmy Monaghan: Listen, the World needs to know what happened to The Grand Athletes-

SEBAS: Funny, I didn’t ask.

Limmy Monaghan: Hey you got a problem with me dude? I was trying to mind my own business and you think that you can just interrupt me like that? Who even are you.

SEBAS: Well I should be asking you that if you think that it’s all fair to take up the spot that I had allocated. Nobody cares about what happened to The Grand Athletes at this point, they’re simply a mere speck on the windshield the way I look at it. What matters is the fact that you think you can trolley in here and think that it’s fine. Especially during my interview, under my time.

Limmy Monaghan: Whoa bud let’s calm down, silento for a moment senor. Let’s not push the wrong people around here alright? I get that you’re angry, I get that you’re mad, but you don’t want to be taking that anger out on certain people around here, and that includes me.

SEBAS: Since you seem to want to show what you can do on your own I’ll let you in on this. I’ll be glad to give you that chance to prove yourself, I’ll be glad to give you that gateway, just because you decided that you thought it was funny to do this. If you’re really that confident in yourself, step into the ring with me 1-on-1 and prove that.

Limmy Monaghan: Oh really?

SEBAS: Yup.

Limmy Monaghan: You sure you’re ready for this?

SEBAS: Who said I wasn’t.

Limmy Monaghan: Full Cowl?

SEBAS: Whatever that means.

Limmy Monaghan: Fine, name the time and the place, anytime, anywhere, and I’ll be there.

(Limmy walks out of frame leaving SEBAS to himself as he looks at Kathy and turns around. Before he leaves the frame he gives a wink to Kathy which makes her blush before he leaves as Dynasty transitions over out to elsewhere)

(‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson hits as the crowd gives a huge ovation. Kasey Kaos steps out onto the stage with her eyes wide. She extends her arms out to the side and drops down to her knees before crawling her way down the entrance ramp and towards the nearest camera man. She grabs the camera and stares deeply into it as her head tilts and she laughs. Kasey then stands up and continues down to the ring)

Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And it is a first round match in the Specialists Tournament!! Introducing first.. From The Lake of Fire!! Weighing in at 140lbs!!! MISS MAYHEM!!! KASEY KAOS!!!!

Stew-O: Here we go! First round match up in the Specialists Tournament. As we all know, the Specialists Championship was vacated when Sarah Price was fired from the company. Kasey Kaos is one of the individuals that has found herself close to obtaining that belt as she was only a second away from winning it at Pain for Pride.

Flannery McCoy: This tournament has a lot of hungry and talented Elitists, but I believe Kasey may be the favorite here given the fact that she’s been so close in the past.

Jake Mercer: Since it’s October, is this Dynasty’s way of saying we’re being all festive for Halloween with Kasey Kaos making appearances on our show? I think I saw her in a scary movie once.

Flannery McCoy: You did?

Jake Mercer: I don’t know, I was covering my eyes it was so scary..

(‘Rage’ Instrumental by Rico Nasty hits, as Lisa Wren steps out onto the stage to a loud reaction. Wren looks directly at Kasey, an opponent she’s seen in the past, and confidently makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From British Columbia, Canada!! Weighing in at 140lbs!! LISA WREN!!!!

Stew-O: Here comes Lisa Wren! For those of you that aren’t aware, Kasey Kaos and Lisa Wren both entered into EAW around the same time at the end of Season 13 where they both teamed up to win two matches early on in their careers. They’ve also faced eachother as well in matches where Kasey came out victorious.

Flannery McCoy: There is a lot of history between these two, and the first round of this Specialists tournament will only add onto it!! Let’s see how this one unfolds!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go! This match starts off with both women locking up in the center of the ring!! They’ve seen each other on multiple occasions so this should be a good one! Lisa is the first to strike as she lands a forearm into the face of Kasey! Another one by Lisa as Kasey is pushed back! Lisa reaches down and irish whips Miss Mayhem towards the ropes! Kasey hits them, bounces back.. AND GETS STRUCK BY A LARIAT BY LISA WREN!!

Flannery McCoy: No Stew! Kasey managed to duck her head underneath the arm and continues running towards the far ropes! Lisa turns around, but gets taken down to the canvas by a sling blade from Kasey Kaos on the return!

Stew-O: Kasey is back up to her feet, as Lisa is not too far behind! Lisa looks up at Kasey, then charges at her opponent!

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S KASEY KAOS THAT BLASTS THE RUNNING LISA IN THE CHEST WITH A HEADBUTT!!! THAT SHOT SENT LISA RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kasey Charges in at Lisa Wren in the corner.. RUNNING FOREARM! It connects as Kasey backs away from the turnbuckles! She then grabs Lisa by the hair and connects with the Hairmare!! She keeps a hold of Lisa’s hair and connects with another!! AND ANOTHER!!! THAT’S THREE HAIRMARES BY KASEY KAOS!! She stands up behind the seated Lisa Wren and connects with a dropkick to the spine that sends Lisa flat onto the canvas!! Kasey goes for the pin!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWW-

Stew-O: Kickout at about one and a half by Lisa Wren! Kasey back up to her feet as she grabs Lisa by the hair and brings her up to her feet too. Kick to the stomach by Kaos! She follows up with a snap DDT!!!

Jake Mercer: NOT TODAY STEW!! Lisa managed to shove Kasey off before she could connect with that DDT! Kasey falls back towards the ropes, she rebounds back, AND LISA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROPKICK!!

Flannery McCoy: Kasey is slowly getting back up to her feet, as Lisa Wren runs towards the far ropes! Kasey stands up.. AND IS KNOCKED IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY A RUNNING FOREARM SHOT BY LISA WREN!! AND LISA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HAIR PULL MAT SLAM THAT BASHES THE BACK OF KASEY’S HEAD AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!

Stew-O: Lisa Wren knows how important this match is for her career. To win this specialists tournament would be huge, but to also take down Kasey Kaos in the first round after failing to beat her in the past would give her the ultimate bragging rights between these two who see each other a lot.

Flannery McCoy: Lisa’s definitely going for it, as she begins to stomp down onto the body of Kasey Kaos. She pauses for a moment, then looks down at Miss Mayhem before connecting with some double foot stomps onto the chest and shoulders of Kasey! Kasey is in tremendous pain right now, but that isn’t stopping Lisa Wren, as she takes a step back and.. GOES FOR A FRONT FLIP DOUBLE KNEE IN TO THE FACE OF KASEY KAOS!!!

Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!! Kasey rolled out of the way at the last second as Lisa drives her two knees into the ring! Kasey sadistically rises up to her feet then makes her way towards Lisa who is down on both knees in pain!! CHERRY BOMB!!! SHINING WIZARD BY KASEY KAOS CONNECTS, AS LISA DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew-O: Kasey is now rising up to her feet and stalking her opponent. You have to wonder what she has in mind here. Lisa is slowly getting up to her feet.. SPEAR BY KASEY KAOS!!!!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO!!! LISA SIDE STEPS IT AS KASEY RUNS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Lisa makes her way towards Kasey and charges towards her! ASK THE ANGELS SPIN KICK BY KASEY KAOS CATCHES LISA WREN RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! That kick spins Lisa Wren all the way around, but Kasey is right there as she grabs Lisa.. VAE VICTIS!!! INVERTED DDT BY KASEY CONNECTS AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: But Lisa Wren kicks out!! Kasey doesn’t seem too happy about Lisa kicking out as she gets up and brings Lisa Wren along with her! KAOS REIGNS!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! LISA WREN WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER!!! Kasey is stunned as Lisa pops back up to her feet!! Lisa charges towards the ropes, bounces back… AND TAKES KASEY KAOS DOWN WITH A RUNNING FACEBUSTER!!!

Stew-O: Lisa gets back up to her feet and begins stomping and kicking the body of Kasey! Kasey rolls over onto her back as Lisa steps away and runs towards the ropes! She bounces back.. ROLLING THUNDER BY LISA WREN!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! MISS MAYHEM ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS LISA CRASHES BACK FIRST ONTO THE RING!! Lisa slowly makes her way up to her feet.. SPEAR BY KASEY KAOS!!!

Stew-O: NO!! NO HANDS CARTWHEEL EVASION BY LISA WREN AS SHE DODGES THAT SPEAR ENTIRELY!!! Kasey loses her footing and turns around.. SPEAR BY LISA WREN!!!! Lisa goes for the pin!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THHHHHHR-

Jake Mercer: KASEY KICKS OUT!!

Stew-O: Lisa gets back up to her feet. She grabs Kasey and brings her up as well. Irish whip by Lisa Wrens ends Kasey towards the ropes! Kasey rebounds off of the ropes.. BACK BODY DROP BY LISA WREN!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Kasey kicks Lisa right in the chest as Lisa pops up!! Kasey quickly steps over wraps her arms around Lisa’s head.. KAOS REIGNS!!! KAOS REIGNS IS LOCKED IN!!!!!

Stew-O: LISA IS TRYING TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT!!! SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK THE GRIP!! BUT… SHE TAPS OUT!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Cry Little Sister by Marilyn Manson hits, as Kasey Kaos rises up to her feet and gets her hand raised by the referee. The crowd gives Miss Mayhem a loud reaction)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner and advancing to the second round of the Specialists Tournament, KASEY!!!!! KAOS!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Great win by Kasey Kaos here tonight. She definitely has to be seen as one of the favorites in this tournament based on all of her performances as of late. Tonight she got the job done against Lisa Wren, who put up an incredible fight, and now shes onto the next round!

Jake Mercer: I hope this means we get to celebrate Halloween on Dynasty again soon!

Flannery McCoy: Who knows? But what we do know is that Kasey is going to be a tough out in this tournament. I can’t wait to see how the rest of this specialists tournament unfolds!!

(Kasey Kaos is seen walking back up the entrance ramp as the screen fades to black)

(A commercial for the new Spiderman movie starring Chris Elite as Peter Parker, there’s a reason he isn’t Miles Morales :mjgrin:)

(We comeback from commercial break to a fading “Invincible” by Pop Smoke to a Chris Elite who is already in the ring with a mic)

Chris Elite: So, Territorial Invasion didn’t go as planned and I refuse to take blame for it and that might not come to a surprise to many of you but why would I do that when it really wasn’t my fault? First of all we already what saw what I did to Khamsin and if I get my hands on them it’ll be the whole team. It had to be him first though because I Chris Elite hand picked that bozo by myself and told everyone that whole goddamn week he was the future! I thought that chip on your shoulder was real, I honestly thought he was trying to prove himself. Yet the only thing he proved to me is to never trust anyone in this goddamn company who isn’t already an established name and then dudes like Charlie and Xander showed me you can’t even trust those bozos either. Khamsin was just an example of what’s to come because I am sick and tired of being held down by others I thought it ended at Pain for Pride but no of course not it continued to follow me and like a bozo I stuck up for these people, I told everyone I could rely on them and look how they repaid me. The same bozos who told Charlie and I we couldn’t get along, did the same shit all week just arguing amongst themselves all week while I’m out making an idiot of myself saying we’ll get it together while everyone is making fat jokes about Xander and he’s saying he can win the match himself just for him to be like the third eliminated from our team by Myles out of all people. It was mainly his fucking fault from getting MITSUBACHI eliminated all the way to stealing pins because that overweight pig hasn’t felt like what it’s like to have a pin fall at a major event in months. Then MITSUBACHI thinks trying to simp towards me is going to save him and it isn’t but your right you did let me down, you didn’t deserve to be picked and you should be sad, your family is going to be a lot sadder though when you join Khamsin.  This isn’t a loss I can just ignore like I do all those other times because it’s going to follow me I talked shit and a lot of it just for my team to be in incompetent. “Oh but you were the last one standing from both Team Showdown and Team Dynasty” WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Especially if I didn’t win, yes it might’ve been cool to see me ALMOST pull it off but almost doesn’t stand for shit in EAW and frankly I am tired of almost doing shit, I almost beat Ryan Adams, almost beat Kassidy, almost put this stupid team on my back and none of that matters because I didn’t actually get the job done.  Now here I am having to confront yet another loss that isn’t even one hundred percent my fault and mind you no one has been seen or heard of since other than MITSUBACHI. Not a word from Xander bitch ass probably eating a whole buffet to get  over another loss or thinking of more big words to explain his depression. 

(Chris Elite pauses for a minute he’s visibly upset about what happened at Territorial Invasion and you can seethe losses are starting to get to him)

Chris Elite: No memes this time huh Charlie? No corny shit to say just gonna lead us to failure and get eliminated before I do and not say nothing about it? If it was the other way round my dick would’ve been so far down your throat that whatever church you attend would kick you out, now the dude has nothing to say all the sudden. I told you from day one he wasn’t the right one to lead this team and that’s why I declined his “Offer” the first time I wasn’t salty about being the last pick, I was upset that a known failure unless he has a mediocre white bitch with him was the one picked to lead this team but I guess that’s why it didn’t even come off as a shocker. It didn’t even come off as a shocker that I lasted longer than you did. Man Starr sure knows how to pick them doesn’t he? I’ve been the real captain from day one from saving y’all asses a few Dynasty’s ago all the way to setting up the therapy session that bozo didn’t help shit but “Give me” a co captain spot.  I knew from day one this wouldn’t work out but I played nice anyway and put differences aside just to try and bring us home a victory and I almost did it my goddamn self but I was right about everyone expect Khamsin but that’s why he’s in a hospital fighting for his life, went from wanting to prove a point in this company to proving a point to whoever’s in control of not flipping the switch on his dumbass shittin me. I promise everyone else in that match is going to be fighting for that same exact thing-

(“It Follows”  by Cane Hill then quickly hits the PA system as Xander Payne walks out with a mic)

Xander Payne: Don’t you get tired of talking? Like all you do is complain and complain, you are pushing 40 still complaining like a little girl. You always tell everyone how great you are and even told a couple of people you can beat them with your arms tied behind your back so where was that energy at TI?

Chris Elite: Don’t you get tired of eating? Also you should be the VERY last person talking about someone else bitching or asking where someone energy was. That whole week and even before TI you told us you’d bring us to victory by YOURSELF! Just for you not to be final 3 on our team you fat fuck. 

Xander Payne: It’s always fat jokes with you and this is why everyone was right you haven’t evolved or even tried like I have but do you remember what I said during therapy Christopher? Remember when I said it’s a shame the veterans and “Leaders” were the ones truly bickering and acting like children and you guys really thought that the petty last minute bull you pulled was enough for us to work as a team?  Voltage spent the whole time before TI bonding and building as a team we had one therapy session and attacked them and all the sudden we are a working team? Whats the line you’ve been using lately Chris? Make it, make sense?

Chris Elite: That’s cute, really cute Xander but why not say something then? Why wait until now? Why pull that bitch shit at TI? Make that make sense please Xander. Also don’t you talk to me about evolving or falling off or any of that! You are the most up and down elitist I’ve ever seen and you’ve only been here what, 3-4 years? One time you are fighting to win the title, then when you do so you lose all effort and shit until you decide you wanna try again then bitch when shit doesn’t go your way. It’s all you’ve been doing since Dray smoked ya dumbass on your first defense, imagine losing the title on what seems to be most protected title defense. Couldn’t be me, now I am tired of this talking how about you come to the ring and you join Khamsin in the hospital. 

(Xander listens to Elite’s invitation as he begins to walk to the ring. Elite beckons him in as Xander jumps up onto the apron, before he looks to enter as Elite looks ready to maul him, Xander quickly jumps off the apron. Elite shakes his head as he drops his mic down as ‘Invincible’ plays up. Xander has turned his back and has already walked up the ramp, not bothering to fight with him and waste time as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)

(A commercial for Fast & Furious 11 is shown starring MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa fighting intergalactic aliens in their 2011 Honda Civic)

Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to EAW’s most exciting weekly episodic television program, Friday night Dynasty! Coming up next, in the very first round of EAW’s returning Tag Team Grand Prix Tournament, The Maidens of Malpractice face off against James Ranger and Maxwell for a spot in the next round! This one is going to be good! 

Flannery McCoy: Indeed, it will be! Showdown’s Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers look to knock off James Ranger and Maxwell to begin the action in this Grand Prix tournament! The first of what will be many fantastic bouts to come. Venom has been spit from both sides in preparation for this match, this may be the first, but it’s sure to be one of the best! 

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT IS THE FIRST ROUND MATCH OF THE GRAND PRIX TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT!!!!

(‘Cha-Ching!’ by UNIQUE begins to play as Maxwell, face covered, wearing a hoodie, quickly makes the walk to the ring.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF LAS VEGAS, NEVVVVAAADDDDAAAA!!! WEIGHING IN AT 231 POOOUUUNNNDDDSSSSSSS, “THEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOPPPPP DOLLLLLLAAARRRRRRRR”, MAAXXXXWWEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!

Stew-O: Not wasting anytime tonight, Maxwell’s looking to rebound from a tough defeat at Terrirotial Invasion. Amongst those defeated, Maxwell looks to rise above and the Grand Prix is a fantastic first step. It would serve as a massive boost to the momentum of Maxwell, but he’ll undoubtedly be pit against two of the very best tonight. 

(‘Snake Eyes of Madness’ begins to reverberate throughout the arena as James Ranger makes his way onto the stage.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS PARTNERRRR, WEIGHING IN AT 243 POOUUUNNDDDSSS!! WRESTLING OUT OF LONDON, ENNGGLLLANNNDDDD!!! JAMMMMEEESSSSSS “BLLLAACKKKKKK MAMBBAAAAAAAAAA” RANGGGGGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Jake Mercer: This match would work wonders for the career of James Ranger with a victory here tonight, you know he’s entering this match with every card on the table. Seeking to find a firm footing in the Grand Prix tournament, James Ranger has been a destructive force since his arrival on Showdown, and his Dynasty debut is sure to be nothing short of fantastic! 

(“We Will Rock You” by Artist Taylor Momsen, Maria Brink & Lizzie Hale begins to replace the sound as The Maidens of Malpractice make their way towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: AND THEIIIIRRR OPPOOONNNEEETTTSSS, WRESTLING AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 242 POOOUUUNNNDDDDSSSSSSSS, ALEXIS CHAMBERS, DR. BETHANY BLUE, THE MAIIIDEEENNNNNSSS OF MALLLLPRACCCCTTTTTTIICCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Both victorious at Terrirotial Invasion, The Maidens of Malpratice arrive in this match with momentum on their side. Fresh off a huge victory, not looking to have that train derailed. Now their eyes being set on the Grand Prix tournament, this team has all the tools in the world to win the returning tournament and become tag team champions of the world! Uber-talented competitors, though Maxwell and James Ranger present quite an interesting halleneg for them here tonight! 

(The referee calls for the bell to be rung, indicating the beginning of the match.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go! James Ranger and Alexis Chambers to begin this match, both quickly out of their corner, into a collar and elbow tie-up. “Black Mamba” able to power Alexis Chambers back to his corner, and tags in Maxwell. James Ranger still with a hold of Alexis, Maxwell flies in with a  knife-edge chop to the chest of Alexis! You could hear that one! If you know Maxwell, you know he’s looking to dissect, ridicule, and embarrass you. He isn’t going to make this quick, he wants to make you suffer! Quickly snapping Alexis Chambers down to the canvas, Maxwell controls with a side headlock. 

Flannery McCoy: Chambers looking to power out, just barely getting to her feet! But Maxwell drives her right back down to the canvas! Now searching for a crossface on Alexis! Who rolls to her side and narrowly manages to escape Maxwell’s grasp! Back on her feet now, Maxwell with a huge rolling elbow…Alexis evades it and tags in Dr. Bethany Blue!! The Doctor into this match for the first time, leveling Maxwell with a European forearm to the face! AND AGAIN! Two nasty forearms tot he chin, Dr. Blue is already finding a home for her offense at the expense of Maxwell! Up to the second rope goes Dr. Bethany Blue, looking for something big! Perhaps a missile dropkick!!

Jake Mercer: Maxwell wisely rolls to the apron, avoiding any further onslaught from The Doctor. WAIT, HE’S STILL NOT SAFE! DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO MAXWELL ON THE APRON! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE DOCTOR! Maxwell sent barreling to the floor, Dr. Bethany Blue still collecting herself from the damage done on that apron attack! Maxwell on the outside, The Doc following him, looking to get Maxwell back in the ring. Sliding back into the ring, Dr. Bethany Blue is going to follow- MAXWELL WITH A HUGE STOMP! BUT THE DOCTOR GOT OUT OF HARMS WAY RIGHT ON TIME! Maxwell playing possum, he almost caught her, but Dr. Bethany Blue is just too knowledgable! She knew Maxwell wasn’t down and out, and his efforts were for not! 

Stew-O: Now the Doctor quickly back into the ring, avoiding a knee strike from Maxwell, looking to counter with a stalling vertical suplex! But Maxwell fights out with vicious knees to the body of Dr. Bethany Blue, now a stiff European uppercut to the jaw of the Doctor, DROPPING HER WITH A SNAP DDT! DRIVING HER HEAD INTO THE CANVAS, SKULL FIRST GOES THE DOC! Maxwell into his corner, tags in James Ranger, wasting no time is the ‘Black Mamba’ as if lifts Dr. Bethany Blue off the canvas. SHE’S GOING FOR A RIDE!!! James Ranger with a devastating German suplex to Dr. Bethany Blue!! Launching her body halfway across the ring! WAIT, he’s thrown her into her own corner, Alexis Chambers just barely manages to tag the body of The Doctor, Alexis Chambers is back in this match! 

Flannery McCoy: Alexis charging James Ranger, a series of punches and forearms slash through the air! Ranger with a clothesline! But it misses and Alexis returns fire with a spinning back kick to the midsection, now nailing James Ranger with a backstabber! Alexis Chambers with a nasty backstabber to the spine of Ranger, who’s in imminent danger! Scaling the turnbuckles now is Chambers, heading to the high red strict! She’s gonna fly! ALEIX CHAMBERS WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE! JAMES RANGER CAUGHT HER AND ROLLED THROUGH, NOW LIFTING CHAMBERS IN THE AIR, HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?! Positioning her for perhaps a stalling vertical suplex! WAIT, HE’S GOT HER IN POSITION FOR A PILEDRIVER, AND HE EXECUTES IT!!! A VERTICAL PILEDRIVER PUTS ALEXIS CHAMBERS DREAMS OF VICTORY TO BED, THIS MIGHT BE IT! 

Jake Mercer: RANGER INTO THE COVER!!!!

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)

Jake Mercer: DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE BREAKS IT UP, JUST ENOUGH TIME TO PREVENT THE PINFALL, THIS MATCH CONTINUES! The Doctor out to the corner, shouting for her partner to muster enough strength to tag her in! James Ranger dragging Alexis back to the center of the ring, trying to fight back with a boot to James’ face, but again he drags her to the middle once again. Alexis goes between the legs of James Ranger, she’s mde it to the corner! Tagging in Dr. Bethany Blue! The Doctor now squaring off with James Ranger! A dropkick to the face of Ranger! Dr. Bethany Blue smirking at James Ranger as she tags in Alexis Chambers. The Maidens of Malpractice with ill intent for James Ranger! Bethany with a hold of Ranger, Chambers off the ropes! ‘THE CORONARY’!!!! THAT DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE MEANUVER FROM THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE! THEY MIGHT’VE JUST TAKEN HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF! ALEXIS CHAMBERS INTO THE COVER! 

(OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!)

(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

Stew-O: MAXWEL IN TO BREAK IT UP AT TH EVERY LAST SECOND! MAXWELL SAVES THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM, BLUE AND CHAMBERS CAN’T BELIEVE IT! MAXWELL BACK INTO THIS MATCH! Alexis Chambers looks to tackle Maxwell to the outside, but he sidesteps her and the Doctor goes flying through the ropes! Alexis distracted, NOW RANGER GRABS THE ARMS, HE’S GOT ALEXIS CHAMBERS! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER FROM JAMES RANGER! He gets to his corner and tags in Maxwell! MAXWELL OFF THE TOP WITH A SWANNTOOONNN BOMMBBBB!!!! MAXWELL GOING TO GO FOR THE COVER- BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE DRAGS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! James Ranger in the mix AND IS MET WITH A NASTY KNEE LIFT FROM THE DOCTOR! 

Flannery McCoy: Now shifting her attention back to Maxwell, WAIT, MAXWELL’S GOT THE DOC, A FLATLINER ON THE BARRICADE! THE FACE OF DR. BETAHNY BLUE SLAMMED AGAISNT THE UNFORGIVING STEEL BARRICADE! Maxwell grinding the face of Dr. Bethany Blue against the barricade, literally rubbing her face in it! Maxwell looking simply to punish Doctor Bethany Blue, and Alexis Chambers. BUT SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, ALEXIS CHAMBERS NOW IN THE RING! LOOKING TO FLY NOW!! OFF THE ROPES GOES ALEXIS CHAMBERS WITH A SUUIIICIIIDDDEEEEE DIIIIVVVEEEEEE!!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A MASSIVE SUICIDE DIVE, TAKING OUT MAXWELL! CHAMBERS TO HER FEET NOW, A CRY OF ENERGY RELEASED FROM CHAMBERS! Rolling Maxwell back into the ring, this could be her moment to capitlize! Maxwell still not sure where he’s at, Alexis fires a ‘Lights Out’!! Maxwell somehow sidesteps it, and drives a European Uppercut home into the chin of Chambers! Now Maxwell positions Chambers for…WAIT, HE’S GOT HER IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB! TRYING TO GET ALEXIS UP, HE’S DONE IT! MAXWELL RUNNING ACROSS THE RING AND DUMPING ALEXIS CHAMBERS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!! AND I THINK THAT JUST BUCKLED THE NECK OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS! 

Stew-O: LOOK AT MAXWELL, HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOOK FOR A PIN, HE WANTS TO SUBMIT HER! HE WANTS TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE IN THIS GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT! HE ISN’T ALLOWING THIS OPPROTUNITY TO SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS! MAXWELL WITH VICIOUS STOMPS TO THE CHEST OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS, AND HE LOCKS IN THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK! HE’S GOT IT! IT’S IN TIGHT! ALEXIS CHAMBERS FIGHTING THROUGH IT, SHE’S LOOKING FOR A ROPE, BUT SHE CAN’T FIND ONE! CLAWING AND INCHING HER WAY TOWARDS SALVATION! SHE’S NEARLY THERE, BUT MAXWELL DRAGS HER BACK TO THE CENTER- ALEXIS CAUGHT HIM IN A SCHOOLGIRL PIN! CHAMBERS HAS GOT MAXWELL FOR THE PIN OUT OF NOWHERE!

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-)

Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL SHOOTS A SHOULDER OFF THE MAT, HE WAS ALMOST DEFEATED OUT OF ABSOKUTELY NOWHERE! Back to their feet now, Maxwell with a boot to the midsection, NOW SETTING HER UP FOR AN X-PLEX! MAXWELL LAUCNHES ALEXIS WITH AN X-PLEX! WHAT THE, SHE LANDED ON HER FEET!!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE DO THAT, SHE LANDED ON HER FEET, AND NOW PLANTS MAXWELL WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!! WHAT A SEQUENCE FROM THESE TWO, BUT ALEXIS WON’T FINISH IT! JAMES RANGER INTO THE MIX WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF CHAMBER’S SKULL! DR. BETHANY BLUE CLOTHESLINES JAMES OVER THE TOP ROPE! NOW SIZING UP JAMES RANGER ON THE OUTSIDE, WHAT IS THE DOCTOR THINKING?!?! DR. BETHANY BLUE LAUNCHING HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW TO THE “BLACK MAMBA”!!!!! SOARING THROUGH THE AIR WITH THAT MAGNIFICIENT AERIAL ATTACK! WHAT A MOVE!!! 

Jake Mercer: Maxwell and Alexis Chambers barely stirring, both struggling to their feet. On wobbly legs, Maxwell with a punch to the face of Alexis Chambers. Alexis Chambers returns fire, another from Maxwell, Chambers again! THESE TWO BEGINNING TO BRAWL, THIS IS A HOCKEY FIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! MAXWELL SHOVING ALEXIS CHAMBERS AGAISNT THE ROPES AND FLYING AT HER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! CLATTERING THE JAW OF ALEXIS IS MAXWELL, BUT SHE’S FIGHTING THROUGH IT SOMEHOW! THE QUEEN OF THE DEAD!!! SHE’S BACK TO HER FEET, MAXWELL WITH ANOTHER KNEE!! THIS ONE DOESN’T LAND, NOW ALEXIS OFF THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING HURRICANARANA! LOOK AT DR. BETHANY BLUE ON THE APRON! SHE’S CALLING FOR A TAG! ALEXIS FINDS HER, THE DOC IS BACK!! DR. BETHANY BLUE COMES ROARING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE CHIN OF MAXWELL! NOW HEADING TO THE NO-FLY ZONE, SHE’S GOT DANGEROUS INTENT!! DR. BETHANY BLUEEEEEE OFF THE TOP ROPE WIOTH A LEG DROPPPPPP!!!!! CRUSHING MAXWELL!! 

Stew-O: BRINING MAXWELL TO HIS FEET ONE FINAL TIME, THE DOC IS FEELING IT! PERHAPS LOOKING FOR ‘HAPPY JUICE’ BUT MAXWELL DROPS TO THE CANVAS BEFORE FINISHED!!! HE’S GOT NOTHING LEFT, HE’S DOWN AND OUT, HE CAN’T FIND ANYMORE!!! JAMES RANGER RIPS ALEXIS OFF THE APRON, NORHTERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! JAMES RANGER JUST DESRTROYED ALEXIS ON THE OUTSIDE, NOW DR. BETHANY BLUE IS IN THE FRAY!!! SHE’S MET WITH A ‘DEATTTTHHHSTRRRRIIKKKKKEEEE’ FROM RANGER! THAT SUPERKICK TO THE FACE LANDED FLUSH!!! ROLLING THE DOCTOR BACK INTO THE RING, CRYING OUT FOR MAXWELL TO OCVER HER! MAXWELL NEEDS TO GATHER HIMSELF, THIS COULD BE THE END FOR THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE!! MAXWELL MUST CAPITLIZE!!!

Flannery McCoy: JAMES RANGER CALLING FOR IT, WAIT, ALEXIS CHAMBERS OUT OF NOWHERE, SENDS JAMES RANGER HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! NOW BOUNCING HIS FACE OFF THE APRON, AND AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE!!! MAXWELL NOW O HIS FEET, HE KNOWS HE HAS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN HIMSELF, DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BEGINNING TO STIR!!! MAXWELL LOOKING FOR THE ‘WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE’!!! HE’S SIZING HER UP!!!! MAXWELL WITH THE- BANG!!!!! ‘HAPPY JUICE’ ON THE SKULL OF MAXWELL, DROPPING HIM TO THE CANVAS!! DR. BETHANY BLUE FINDS ALEXIS ON THE APRON, DR. BETHANY BLUE IS SIGNALING FOR THE ‘CALL IT!’!!!!!! HERE IT IS!!! THE DOCTOR WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AS ALEXIS LATLIN ES MAXWELL WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE!!!! WHAT COMBINATIIIIOOOONNN!!!! THIS IS IT, IT HAS TO BE!! ALEXIS INTO THE COVER!!

(OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, ADVANCING TO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT, ALEXIS CHAMBERS, DR BETHANY BLUE, THE MAIIIIDDDENNNNSSSS OFFFF MALLLPRRAAACCTTTIIICCCEEEEEEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a performance by these two women, against a very game team in the form of Maxwell and James Ranger. A valiant effort but The Maidens of Malpractive reign supreme tonight!

Stew-O: Indeed, they do. They’ll be facing the winner of the parallel first round match-up, and they’re one step closer to the finals of the Grand Prix tournament! 

Jake Mercer: What a match that was, thank you all for sticking with us, Dynasty will return with more action shortly!

(Dynasty fades to commercial break as the Maidens Of Malpractice are seen celebrating their victory.)

(A commercial is shown for the special “Eye For An Eye” documentary being made starring a blind Mark Macias)

(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana walks out from behind the curtain in his casual attire with the PURE Title laying on his shoulder. He makes his way to the ring and demands a microphone. He keeps looking down at the PURE Title resting on his shoulder as “Pure Water” dies down.)

Dray Fontana: Anything other to say that I told you so?

(Dray pauses for a second.)

Dray Fontana: I told all of you that I was going to prove me and this PURE Championship were made for each other. Last weekend, I proved everybody wrong who said I was a fluke champion who got the best of Xander on a bad day, including Jalyn Garcia. Jalyn and everybody else saw me as bottom tier guy who lucked into a championship, and that my time was running out. The only thing I did at Territorial Invasion was show I’m gonna be holding this title as long as I damn well please. Me and this championship go together because ever since day one when I stepped foot in this company, I was the best and most experienced wrestler out of everybody. Sure I had some hiccups, but it all let up to Doomsday when I put all the pieces together and became PURE Champion. At Operation: Doomsday, nobody gave me a snowball’s chance in hell at dethroning Xander Payne in only his first defense since capturing the title at Pain for Pride. 

(Dray takes another pause.)

Dray Fontana: And then, I did. After I won the championship, all I heard for weeks on end was how much of a fluke it was and how quickly I was going to lose the championship. I took on the challenge and said bring it on. Jalyn Garcia said the same exact things about me, and he even had me up against the ropes at Territorial Invasion, but I dug down deep and beat him with two straight falls to retain the championship and show why I deserve to be PURE Champion and why I’m better than Jalyn, and why I’m better than almost every single one of the guys in the back! People love to count me out, and it’s where I strive the most in. You all need to just get used to it, that I’m the purest wrestler in this company, and I have the validation on my shoulder to prove it. Me and this title are staying together for the long haul, because I’m the Prince of fucking PURE! Get used to it!

(“The Invisible Wall” By The GazettE hits as Komatsu Ogawa walks out with a mic in his hand, shaking his head as Dray Fontana rolls his eyes inside the ring.)

Komatsu Ogawa: Did I just hear that right? Did you just say you’re the purest wrestler in this entire company? Meaning you’re the best this roster has to offer?

Dray Fontana: You’re damn right. You want me to say it louder for the people in the back.

Komatsu Ogawa: Come on now, you can’t just win a few lucky matches and claim yourself as such a thing. We ALL know the greatest wrestlers in the world come from Japan!

Dray Fontana: Oh shut the fuck up! I’m not in the mood to hear this lecture about you and Japan, and why it’s so great!

Komatsu Ogawa: I don’t do it for no reason, I say it because it’s the truth. Beating a midget like Jalyn Garcia validates nothing you just said a moment ago. Brawlers like you could never lace our boots. A guy like MITSUBACHI would run circles around you inside that ring. 

Dray Fontana: MITSUBACHI?!?! The guy who embarrassed himself last week in Brand Warfare and made Dynasty look bad with his poor effort?

Komatsu Ogawa: MITSUBACHI was in a bad place that last week. That doesn’t change the fact that he’s one of the most talented guys we have in this place, and he’s a guy who deserves a shot at that PURE Championship you’re holding.

Dray Fontana: Pass. ;Last time I was in the ring with him, I got stung by one of his killer hornets at Pain for Pride, and I still blame that to this day why I never walked out with that briefcase. 

Komatsu Ogawa: Then face him and get your revenge, it sounds like a plan. 

Dray Fontana: You don’t get it do you? Ever since then, I’ve leveled up while people like you and MITSUBACHI continue to be dead weight to this brand. I rose to the occassion defeating Xander Payne when nobody gave me a chance, while MITSUBACHI and you just continue to collect a check while running your mouth about how good Japan wrestling is. Shut the fuck up. There’s a reason why I am where I am, and a reason why MITSUBACHI is where he is. 

Komatsu Ogawa: Sounds to me like you’re scared of fighting a real and talented competitor. :mjgrin:

Dray Fontana: :russwtf: Nah, I just got better things to do with my time and there’s more worthy opponents than that fucking letdown. Get it through your head, neither one of you can hold a candle to me, and Japan wrestling is overrated by you and those fucking neckbeards! I’m done talking, now get the hell out of the champ’s sights!

(Dray Fontana drops the mic as “Pure Water” hits. He holds the PURE Championship up high as Komatsu just grins looking on from the stage.)

(A commercial for Bronson Daniels the misogynist featuring him unleashing his anger on social media… in light mode 🤢)

(‘Of Mice and Men’ instrumental by Pain hits, as Ronan Malosi, MITSUBACHI, and Komatsu Ogawa step out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily at their presence as they march their way down the ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!! And it is a first round match in the 2014 EAW Grand Prix!! Introducing first.. Being Accompanied by Komatsu Ogawa.. Ronan Malosi and MITSUBACHI.. THE WORST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD!!

Jake Mercer: Did she just say the worst tag team in the world?

Flannery McCoy: Yeah..

Jake Mercer: How rude of her. I get that they are facing the Jaded Hearts, but she doesn’t need to be so mean about it.

Flannery McCoy: That’s their name, Jake.

Jake Mercer: Wait, what?

Stew-O: Precisely. They are the Worst Tag Team in the World!! We’ll see how the Worst Tag Team In The World does against The Tag Team Of The Decade.

(The music switches over to ‘Kings and Queens’ by Ava Max as Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart step out onto the stage. Sienna has her National Elite Championship wrapped around her waist as Kassidy has an intense look on her face. She’s ready to get this match going.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents.. THEY ARE THE TAG TEAM OF THE DECADE!!! KASSIDY HEART AND SIENNA JADE… THE JADED HEARTS!!!

Stew-O: Here is the top seed and the team that I would believe is the favorite to win it all. There are a lot of tough teams, but The Jaded Hearts are the ones that can say they have won this Grand Prix before.

Jake Mercer: True that, Stew. That experience as a champion goes a long way and that could definitely help The Jaded Hearts in this Grand Prix.

Flannery McCoy: They need to take care of The Worst Tag Team in the world first before they think of future matchups. Who knows how well they will work out today given Kassidy’s recent return from injury..

Stew-O: Well let’s find out!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this match starts off with Ronan Malosi charging right at Kassidy Heart right out the gates!! RUNNING LARIAT!! No! Kassidy ducks underneath the arm as Ronan chops his feet in order to stop! Ronan turns around.. SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE FACE BY KASSIDY HEART!!

Flannery McCoy: That kick stuns Ronan Malosi as Kassidy shoves him back! He hits the ropes, bounces back.. AND IS TAKEN DOWN BY A DROP TOE HOLD BY KASSIDY HEART!! Kassidy stands right up and tags in Sienna Jade!!

(TAG)

Stew-O: Sienna enters the ring and starts off with multiple stomps down onto the back of Ronan Malosi!! Malosi quickly turns himself onto his back, but Sienna transitions into a ground headlock!! She’s squeezing the neck of Ronan Malosi as tight as she can!!

Jake Mercer: But wait!! Ronan wraps his arms around Sienna Jade and pulls her over his body as he presses her shoulders up against the mat for the pin!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TW-

Stew-O: Quick kickout by Sienna Jade! Both Sienna and Ronan Malosi get back up to their feet, but it’s the National Elite Champion who strikes first with a knife edge chop! She now goes for an irish whip towards the far ropes!!

Jake Mercer: No! Ronan is too big and too strong!! He irish whips Sienna Jade in the opposite direction as she rebounds off the ropes.. RUNNING KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN BY SIENNA JADE!!! The Capetown Crippler clutches at his abdomen in pain, as Sienna Jade turns around and runs to the far ropes! She bounces back… SPINEBUSTER BY RONAN MALOSI!!!

Flannery McCoy: Big move by Ronan right there as Sienna was planted into the ring. Ronan is back up to his feet as he grabs Sienna by the hair and brings her up to her feet as well. He keeps a hold of her hair, as he biel tosses her into his team’s corner!! Ronan now with multiple forearm shots down onto the head of Sienna Jade!! Komatsu Ogawa is seen jumping up and down as he’s enjoying this change in momentum that has just taken place! Ronan now pulls Sienna from out of the corner and holds her in place! He then tags in MITSUBACHI!!

(TAG)

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI enters the ring as Ronan is holding Sienna in a position that exposes her abdomen out towards BACHI! AND BACHI INSTANTLY DRIVES HIS KNEES INTO THAT EXPOSED ABDOMEN! Sienna Jade drops down as Ronan Malosi exits the ring. Great teamwork shown by The Worst Tag Team in the World!

Jake Mercer: Wait, if Ronan and MITSUBACHI win, does that make The Jaded Hearts the Worst Tag Team In the World?

Flannery McCoy: Well when you put it that way-

Stew-O: VICIOUS STOMP INTO THE ABDOMEN OF SIENNA JADE BY MITSUBACHI!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Bachi now steps back.. KNEE DROP INTO THE ABDOMEN!! Sienna Jade clutches at her stomach in pain, then forces herself up into a seated position… BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI WHO CONNECTS WITH A DISCUSS SHOOT KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF THE SEATED SIENNA JADE AS SHE FALLS BACK AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! MITSUBACHI HOOKS THE LEG!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWW-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by The National Elite Champion!

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI gets back up to his feet, as he reaches down and grabs Sienna Jade before bringing her up to hers. BACHI gets off to the side of Sienna Jade.. SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! NO!! Sienna Jade counters with elbows to the stomach before BACHI could pull them back down to the canvas!! Another elbow shot by Jade as she finally breaks free!! MITSUBACHI instantly runs to the ropes, bounces back… YAZUKA KICK TO THE FACE BY MITSUBACHI!!

Flannery McCoy: No! Sienna Jade side steps as MITSUBACHI misses and loses his footing!! Jade grabs him, and spins him around.. SNAP DDT!!! Sienna Jade now back up to her feet! The momentum looks to have shifted once again as she goes to her team’s corner and begins to climb up onto the top rope. She tags in Kassidy Heart!!

(TAG)

Jake Mercer: And the Mauler rushes into the ring! She grabs MITSUBACHI and drags him by his legs as she brings him closer to their turnbuckle. Kassidy keeps a hold of BACHI’s legs and locks in… THE FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK!!! BACHI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! IT’S JADE FROM THE TOP ROPE WHO CONNECTS WITH A DIVING STOMP DOWN ONTO THE EXPOSED KNEES OF MITSUBACHI!!! Sienna rolls out of the ring as Kassidy transitions into the FIGURE EIGHT!! XOXO KASS!!!!! BACHI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! HE’S GOING TO NEED TO TAP!!

Stew-O: NO!! It’s Ronan Malosi who charges into the ring and dives down onto Kassidy Heart!! Komatsu Ogawa is going wild from the outside yelling at Ronan to take out Kassidy!! Ronan is down on his knees and pulling Kassidy away from MITSUBACHI.. BUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE IT’S SIENNA JADE WHO CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD ONTO RONAN MALOSI!! Ronan falls to the canvas but Kassidy’s Figure Eight has been released!

Jake Mercer: Kassidy is looking at Ronan Malosi with aggression in her eyes. She drops down onto one knee. Sienna Jade then grabs Ronan by the head and up to his feet… SICK KNEE FROM SIDNEY!!! JADE JUST JAMMED RONAN’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE PROPPED UP KNEE OF KASSIDY HEART!! Ronan instantly drops down to the canvas..

Stew-O: BUT LOOK! It’s MITSUBACHI at the other end!! He’s using the ropes to help himself up to his feet. He’s finally there and neither Kassidy or Sienna Jade have any idea!! BACHI grabs Kassidy from behind!! GTFO!!! EXPLODER SUPLEX BY MITSUBACHI!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! Kassidy managed to push herself off and fully flip in mid air as she lands on her feet! Meanwhile, BACHI managed to keep himself standing the second he realized Kassidy wasn’t planting into the canvas!!

Jake Mercer: But it’s Jade with a kick to the side of the knee that sends Bachi down to the canvas!! And Kassidy gets on top of MITSUBACHI and locks in the.. THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!!! BACHI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN.. AND TAPS OUT!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Kings and Queens’ By Ava Max hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade make their way over to the center of the ring where they get their hands raised. On the outside of the ring, we can see Komatsu Ogawa upset about the outcome of the match with his hands pressed up against his face)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners and advancing to the second round of the Tag Team Grand Prix!!! SIENNA JADE AND KASSIDY HEART!!!!! THE JADED HEARTS!!!!

Stew-O: What a way to start this tournament off by the Jaded Hearts.. They came into this tournament as the one seed and they are definitely showing us why with such a great win!

Jake Mercer: They beat the worst tag team in the world Stew…

Flannery. McCoy: Jake actually has a point.

Jake Mercer: Losers Union vs The Worst Tag Team In the World. Who wins?!?

Stew-O: You can figure that out on your own. Me however, well I’m going to let everyone know how impressive this Jaded Hearts team is and how they can continue to impress by winning their second Grand Prix.

Flannery McCoy: They’ve got a lot of tough opponents to look out for, but winning a second Grand Prix isn’t out of the question at all.

(Sienna Jade is seen raising her National Elite Championship as Kassidy is seen with both of her arms in the air as they stand over both of their downed opponents and Komatsu Ogawa who is attending to them before the screen fades to black)

(A commercial for EAW’s new mysterious team, REDEMPTION starring D-Bar, Sext-Wrist, BARHANDLE, and John. But it all abruptly ends when they all get fired during the vignette and kicked out of the World 1 Theatre, never to be seen again)

(All is quiet in the World 1 Theatre until “Don Life” by Big Sean blasts. The ring is decked out in lavish decorations and exotic plants as out steps a purple Miami Vice style suit wearing Visual Prophet. Inside the ring we see several very muscular men wearing “BAE” dad hats, black collar shirts with “BAE” on the pockets, black jeans, and black sneakers. A row of goodie bags and bottles of champagne are on a table as the crowd pops at his arrival. Viz has a huge cigar in his mouth and his World Heavyweight Championship draped on his shoulder as he poses on top of the stage.)

Stew-O: We see now the current World Heavyweight Champion, the man proclaimed by Jake Mercer to be the Face of Dynasty, The Visual Prophet strolling out as a self thrown party scene is set for him following another successful title defense.

Jake Mercer: I still don’t get the tone guys like you and others use when saying face of Dynasty in regards to this man. He IS the face of Dynasty. He has been the face of Dynasty for arguably this entire year. Definitely been the face this season on Friday nights. Possibly the mvp of EAW overall this season.

Flannery McCoy: I mean, a few Dynasty stars have had great seasons so far. Before last week, Marr and Sarah Price were on their way but are unfortunately our now. Impact, Serena, and Mr. DEDEDE carried the show to a War Games win at Territorial Invasion. Chris Elite nearly brought Team Dynasty back from a 3-1 lead in the Brand Warfare match even though

Jake Mercer: Even though he didn’t? Good job, great effort. They lost so Yeah. All that’s cool but we only have room for one World Heavyweight Champion and Viz is that one! 

(Viz walks the stairs, pauses on the apron and stands tall as he slowly raises his World Heavyweight Championship. Viz leans against the ropes and begins gyrating his hips as fans cheer loudly.) 

Jake Mercer: The hips don’t lie and neither do I! :wow:

(Viz turns and enters the ring as he is handed a microphone from Stephie Love. As Stephie begins to walk away, Viz raises the mic to his lips.)

Visual Prophet: You know the vibes. Viewy P, Big VP, Michael Bae, Baethoven, Smoking on that opp pack. Got some Bhriss Elite, some Drea, some Drake in there. I got some Charles Marr, Sarah Price in there. It’s going up yea. HEY! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE SWEETHEART!

(Vizzy’s music stops as Stephie turns to see Prophet waving for her to come back.)

Visual Prophet: Darling, I need you to bring that ass in the ring because I don’t think these Propheteers and Vaniacs realize what’s going on nah’mean? Come through madam!

(Stephie shrugs her shoulders and proceeds to enter the ring. Stephie stands meekly next to the champ as he puts his arm around her shoulders.)

Visual Prophet: First off…you smell so good!

Stephie Love: Thx.

Visual Prophet: Is that Chanel?

Stephie Love: Yea.

Visual Prophet: Coco Mademoiselle Eau De Parfum?

Stephie Love: Yea this that.

Visual Prophet: Delightful. Anyway. I need you to do me a teeny weenie favor right quick. You down?

Stephie Love: K.

Visual Prophet: Excellent! Alright…

(Viz begins whispering in the ring announcers ear as she makes a confused face before shrugging her shoulders and nodding.)

Visual Prophet: You got that?

Stephie Love: Um, Yea I can do that for you.

Visual Prophet: :Noah: OMG THANK YOU! Bella Braxton who? Ha-Ha-ha alright gon’ head do your thing, beloved!

(Viz backs up as Stephie stands center in the ring. She clears her throat and raises her microphone high as she begins to speak.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND THE NEEWWWWWWWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…

Visual Prophet: Stop. Do it again.

Stephie Love: Um…HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND THE NEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WORLD HEAVY-

Visual Prophet: Stop. Do it again one last time, more passion.

Stephie Love: HEEEREEE ISSSSS YOOOUUURRR WINNNNNNER…AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…

(Stephie pauses as she turns to Viz whose eyes are closed. Viz gives a peek as he quickly nods and motions for her to finish it.)

Stephie Love: THEEEEEE VISUUUUUAL PROOOOOOOOPHET!!!!!!!

Visual Prophet: Thank you, you may leave. Oh. Don’t forget to grab a goodie bag from one of these fine and muscular masked gentlemen. 

(Stephie proceeds to exit and is handed a gift bag from a tall white guy with a mask over his face, sunglasses, and a BAE dad hat on. Viz stares at this guy for a second before turning to the camera.)

Visual Prophet: 4 months have passed since that same phrase was uttered. 4 months have gone by since I was crowned the undisputed World Heavyweight Champion at Pain for Pride. 4 months have flew right pass since the night I eviscerated and altered the career of my predecessor and my former tag team partner. 4 months ago, I dominated and humiliated Drake King to the point that I have become the Voldemort to his Harry Potter. 4 months ago, I beat that mans ass so badly that just the mentioning of my name around him sends a shock of anxiety, fear, and nervousness through his very soul. Not even God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, or any of the scriptures that he holds dear to him have helped Drake find comfort in the reality that each and every opponent that has been sent my way has had to learn. A reality that Chris Elite has to learn to live with. A reality that Andrea Valentine has to learn to deal with. A simple reality that each and every eye that tunes into this program has had to deal with. I’m not the goat, I’m not the remix, I’m not the inevitabile, I’m not the GAWD. I’m TBE. The best ever. Say it with me…

(Viz walks up to one of the security guards.)

Visual Prophet: THE…

(Prophet moves down to another security guard.)

Visual Prophet: BEST…

(Viz reaches the last guy as he begins playing with his ponytail. Viz pauses as he stares a bit longer at this one before finishing his sentence.)

Visual Prophet: …EVER!

(Prophet does a spin as he manages to make his way back to the center of the ring. Viz sees a bottle of champagne and turns to the ponytailed security guard.)

Visual Prophet: You…you there. Pour your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUNN a drinky drink. This isn’t about to JUST be an arrogance spiel rant. Nah, nah, eat, drink, be merry. It’s a celebration, bitches! Pour up that there Rosè and let us begin our toast!

(The security guard begins pouring a drink in a champagne glass as Viz waits. The guard hands Prophet the drink as Viz gives him a wink.)

Visual Prophet: Shit…if you tryna make some dollars tonight I might need some personal security. :shaq: ANYWAY…All you in attendance I demand you grab a glass and toast to my never ending reign as I stake my irrefutable claim as the best ever. I have brutalized Drake, I have sonned Chris, and last weekend I broke Valentine’s heart. Next up…who gives a fuck who even is next up? The next up will ultimately end up like the last “next up” chosen ones. This not about to lead to no fucking multiple reigns and choke jobs like y’all used to seeing from past champs. I’m not here for that multiple reign mirage nonsense. I’m not going to ever be referred to as 6 time this or 9 time that. All I need is one and this one will be the longest, most devastating, most important title run in professional wrestling history. Why? Because…I’m never fucking losing this shit. Now, everyone in this building whether you have a drink or not…raise your imaginary glass if you don’t. Repeat after me.

(Viz raises his champagne glass high.)

Visual Prophet: KING OF ELITE…WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…FACE OF DYNASTY…THE VISUAL PROPHET IS THE BEST EVER! Now drink…

(Some of the fans and Jake Mercer pretend to drink with Viz as Prophet wipes his mouth.)

Visual Prophet: DAMN GOOD ‘PAGNE RIGHT THERE! I might need another glass right fucking now. This celebration going through commercial breaks fuck what StarrStan thinks or wants right now. I’m the face of this franchise and my next contract is going to be astronomical. I’m talking Mahomes type shit. That is unless the board of directors wants me to take this belt onto another organization and dump it in a trash can. Cause the only way you will see this belt ever be defended in EAW is if it’s attached to me. I’m NEVER losing this shit, y’all hear me? Aye, security guard boy…pour me up some more of that there drinky drink would you!

(The security guard hesitates as Viz turns and sizes him up.)

Visual Prophet: Did I stutter? Damn! Pour me some more! I wish my PFP Booty goons were available for this because you guys are some poor workers. Jesus Christ, Allah give me strength…

(The buff guard with the ponytail, glasses, and mask finally grabs the champagne bottle and pours more into Viz’s glass.)

Visual Prophet: THANK YOU, MY GUY! Sheesh…

(The champ turns with his hand behind him as the guard keeps pouring into the glass.)

Visual Prophet: Ayo, this celebration is going to be a long one! I’ve got Marvin Sapp coming in via Zoom to sing “Never Would Have Made It” as commemoration of how EAW never would have made it through this corona virus pandemic without me as a champion, some more goodie bags filled with Bae apparel and a few leftover Drizzy & Vizzy dolls they found in a box at the EAW shop warehouse, and I might have convinced Sienna Jade to come on down here and do a strip tease for me in honor of my title defense…hey…

(Viz turns to see the glass he was holding overflowing with champagne as the bodyguard continues pouring until the bottle is empty.)

Visual Prophet: Bruh, you wasting my ‘pagne! That’s my drinky drink, darling! You crazy or…

(The security guards cocks back the bottle and raises it high above his head.)

Visual Prophet: :merchant: O.

BAM!!!!

(Glass goes flying everywhere as the champagne bottle is swung and connects to the forehead of the champion. Blood begins to trickle down Viz’s face as everyone is stunned at what just happened.)

Stew-O: WHAT IN THE HELL?! DID THAT GUARD JUST ASSAULT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?!

Flannery McCoy: WHAT IS GOING IN? WHAT. WHAT IS HE DOING?!

Jake Mercer: THE FACE OF DYNASTY IS A BLOODY MESS AS GLASS SHARDS ARE NOW ALL OVER THE RING! The security guard begins moving around and dancing! Look at him clutch the broken half of that bottle!

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Stew-O: The guard tosses his shades and removes the mask and…ITS MR. DEDEDE!

Flannery McCoy: THE TRICKERY! THE FINESSE! Viz is down and bleeding like a stuffed pig! DEDEDE reaches down and snatches the microphone from the champ’s hand as he begins shaking his head.

Mr. DEDEDE: You poor naive young man. While you celebrate your Territorial Invasion victory and proclaim to be the face of Dynasty…I too have come to celebrate my own Territorial Invasion success and reclaim my status as face of this company. Look at you, on your back, covered in blood, surrounded by glass. Which reminds me…my gift to myself for such a triumphant War Game performance…is you. On your back. Covered in blood. Surrounded by glass. Glass Wallz that is. At House of Glass, THE BEST EVER…is back face to face with GAWDZILLA himself. See you at the ppv, Viz.

MIC DROP!!!

(DEDEDE puts his foot on the World Heavyweight Championship and kicks it to Viz as Viz tried to sit before falling back again. DEDEDE slowly exits the ring as the crowd goes insane.)

Stew-O: This is a rematch for the ages! Mr. DEDEDE vs The Visual Prophet II this time for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Flannery McCoy: IN A GLASS WALLZ MATCH AT HOUSE OF GLASS!

Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE left our champ bleeding badly and surrounded by glass. If he does this again inside that Glass Wallz match we may see the face of Dynasty get a facelift!

(A commercial is shown for the upcoming Dynasty free-per-view event, House of Glass! Starring the EAW World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet. Coming to your screens on October 24th 2020 in the world renowned World 1 Theatre!)

(The camera fades in from the final commercial break of the night to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the next match with a smile on her face)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following… IS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!! And it is a match scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Diva’ by Beyoncé then plays up to a mixed reaction mostly favoring cheers from the crowd as Candice Blair makes her way out to the stage. She has a determined look on her face as she gives off a little smirk before posing at the top of the stage before making her way down the ramp and heading towards the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… hailing from San Francisco, California… weighing in at 126 pounds… THE HOT COMMODITY… CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Candice Blair looking as determined as ever tonight and for good reason. She’s been waiting for this moment, this once in a lifetime type of ordeal where she gets to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship, one of the biggest prizes in the game at the moment.

Flannery McCoy: And she has the perfect intentions to do so. Serena Bennett has been trying to get into her head all the way leading into this and this has led to Candice firing back with as much power as she can heading into Dynasty. This is a match that she must win for more reasons than 1, and I’m sure she’s going to do everything to make sure that happens.

Jake Mercer: You would never guess this, but my name twin gave me insight about Candice that will shock you all. Did you know alongside Ms. Extreme, SHE’S ADOPTED?!

Flannery McCoy: No she isn’t-

Jake Mercer: SHUT UP DAMN!

(Candice circles around the ring before jumping up onto the apron. She poses once more before she enters into the ring and circles around before doing it once more at the center of the ring before standing there. She looks around as that devilish grin she has turns to a serious face as she makes her way to her corner to get ready for the match as ‘Diva’ fades out. ‘Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ by Kid Cudi plays up to cheers as Serena Bennett makes her way out to the stage with the Universal Women’s Championship around her shoulder. She poses at the center of the stage before raising the title high in the air. She keeps it raised with a smug look on her face as she does so as she walks down the ramp and to the ring)

Stephie Love: Next, the Champion… from Compton, California… weighing in at 114 pounds… she is the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… SERENA BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: We definitely do have to talk about what happened at Territorial Invasion with Serena when it comes to the War Games match. Team Dynasty managed to get the win as Serena got the pin with the help of Mr. DEDEDE to secure the victory and for sure that has to be a great moment for Serena. I think she looks to use that momentum to ride it straight towards this next title defense that she has tonight. 

Flannery McCoy: She is definitely looking to do just that and come off with another big one defending her Universal Women’s Championship, but she is up against a very worthy opponent tonight that might just push her to her limit. But competition is nothing new to her as it always comes around. We’re going to be seeing a determined Serena tonight and it shows.

Jake Mercer: Look, Serena gave me a pack of Crip-A-Cola to say something nice about her today. This gives me the perfect opportunity to talk about her training regiment leading into this! Did you know just a few short weeks ago that Serena actually fought against ‘Dynamite’ Ron Jesser in an exploding ring, inferno, hung over a piranha tank, last person standing match?! Wild, she’s such a brave soul! :wow:

(Serena stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment before looking around at the crowd before stepping up onto the steel steps. She stops at the center of the apron as she raises the Universal Women’s Championship high in the air before entering into the ring and standing at the center of the ring. She raises the Universal Women’s Championship once more before posing and making her way over to Candice in the corner. The Ref quickly gets in between them as both of them trash talk one another as Serena hands the Ref the Universal Women’s Championship and raises it in the air as ‘Surfin’’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this Universal Women’s Championship main event is underway! Both Serena and Candice are stepping out of the corner now, BUT SERENA QUICKLY STEPS FORWARD AND HITS CANDICE IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Serena quickly grabbing the hair of Candice as she transitions, AND SLAMS IT DOWN TO THE GROUND AS CANDICE’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! Serena quickly bringing her up to her feet now as she sends Candice over to the ropes, AND QUICKLY STRIKES HER WITH A BACK ELBOW SENDING HER BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: Candice is sitting up as Serena is circling around with a smirk on her face clearly taking her time as she’s allowing Candice to get up to her feet. Serena quickly running forward as Candice is recovering, BUT CANDICE QUICKLY GRABS HER AND SENDS HER INTO A IRISH WHIP! But Serena is keeping a hold of Candice’s arm and pulling her in, SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! BUT CANDICE DUCKS UNDER AS SHE TURNS HER AROUND KEEPING HER HANDS GRABBING HER ARM AS SHE SPINS HER! AND SENDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HER FACE SENDING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION DOWN!

Jake Mercer: Candice quickly fighting back as she grabs Serena by the arm and elevates her off the ground, AS SHE BEGINS TO STOMP RIGHT DOWN ONTO HER CHEST SLAMMING HER FOOT DOWN REPEATEDLY TILL THE REF QUICKLY SPLITS THEM UP! It’s clear both of them are in the mood to inflict pain today as there’s no remorse between the two of them! Serena is grabbing the ropes which is allowing her to get her feet, BUT CANDICE IS QUICKLY RUNNING AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO HER HEAD TO KNOCK HER DOWN WHILE SHE’S DISTRACTED!

Stew-O: BUT SERENA MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE AND QUICKLY SLIDE OUT BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! Serena stumbling away, BUT CANDICE IS QUICKLY RUNNING TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! TOP ROPE CROSSBODY AS CANDICE LEAPS FORWARD AND TAKES OUT SERENA ON THE OUTSIDE!

Flannery McCoy: Candice is quickly grabbing her and bringing her up to her feet, AS SHE THROWS SERENA SPINEFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Candice quickly keeps a hold of her as she’s rolling her right into the ring and following her as well. Candice quickly grabbing the arm of Serena and bringing her up to her knee, AS SHE SLAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HER FACE! BUT SERENA MANAGES TO GRAB THE KNEE OF CANDICE BEFORE IT CONNECTS AND SWEEP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING! Candice quickly getting up as Serena is already up, BUT SERENA IS ALREADY RIGHT ON HER AS SHE ATTACKS WITH A BARRAGE OF HIGH-STEP KICKS BEFORE TRANSITIONING TO A BIG SPINNING KICK RIGHT TO CANDICE’S HEAD SENDING HER DOWN!

Jake Mercer: Candice falling down as Serena drops down to a knee before she’s quickly moving forward and bringing Candice up to her feet, SERENA QUICKLY GRABBING CANDICE BY THE HEAD AS SHE’S GOING FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG! BUT SERENA KEEPS CANDICE UP IN THE AIR AS SHE DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! CANDICE QUICKLY MOVING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SWIFT KICK RIGHT TO HER BACK! BUT SERENA ROLLS TO HER RIGHT AND GETS UP TO HER FEET! CANDICE SPINNING FROM IN FRONT OF HER AND GOING FOR A KICK! BUT SERENA GRABS THE LEG OF CANDICE BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT AS CANDICE QUICKLY SPINS HER AROUND! BUT IT’S SERENA WITH A BIG DRAGON WHIP KICK WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE FACE OF CANDICE SENDING HER DOWN!

Stew-O: Candice pulling herself up as Serena runs towards her, BUT CANDICE WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Candice keeping a hold of the leg as she flips her over, BUT SERENA USING HER OTHER LEG TO KICK CANDICE IN THE FACE FORCING HER TO LET GO OF HER GRIP! Serena quickly getting up as she grabs Candice, AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT TO HER HEAD SENDING HER BACKWARDS! 

Flannery McCoy: Candice falling down to a knee as Serena grabs her and throws her into the corner, SERENA QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BUT CANDICE QUICKLY SLIPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT ONTO THE APRON PREVENTING THE ATTACK FROM CONNECTING! Serena quickly turning around, BUT CANDICE WITH AN APRON HOTSHOT SENDING HER BACK!

Jake Mercer: Candice now rolling into the ring as Serena has her back turned, AND CONNECTS WITH A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER KNEE SENDING HER DOWN AS CANDICE HAS CONTROL AT THE MOMENT! Serena quickly running forward at Candice, BUT CANDICE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN OVER-THE-SHOULDER ARMDRAG WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Candice trying to lock in a headlock but Serena already rolls up to her feet before Candice can execute anything on the ground as both of them are up now, AND CANDICE QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE EDGED CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF SERENA! CANDICE QUICKLY GOING FOR ANOTHER! BUT SERENA MANAGES TO BLOCK THE CHOP AS SHE QUICKLY SENDS A KICK RIGHT DOWN TO HER KNEECAP! Candice quickly moving forward, BUT SERENA BRINGING CANDICE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SHE’S QUICKLY LOCKING A CROSSFACE IN!

Flannery McCoy: THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN AS SERENA REELS BACK THE HEAD OF CANDICE WHO’S SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE TRIES TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE! SERENA HAS THE HOLD LOCKED IN TIGHT AS I DON’T THINK SHE HAS ANY MEANS OF LETTING GO RIGHT NOW! SERENA TRYING TO MOVE CANDICE AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS MUCH AS SHE CAN AS A MEANS OF PREVENTING ESCAPE AS CANDICE IS WITHERING IN PAIN AS SHE’S RAISING HER HAND UP! IS SHE ABOUT TO TAP OUT TO THE CROSSFACE?!

Jake Mercer: SHE DOESN’T! CANDICE ROLLS THROUGH! BACKSLIDE PIN! THE REF GOING FOR THE COUNT AS CANDICE MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE HOLD!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S SERENA THAT MANAGES TO PUSH AWAY BEFORE THREE! Both of them are getting up now, BUT CANDICE WITH A QUICK SAVATE KICK! BUT SERENA DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS THE LEG OF CANDICE AS SHE DROPS IT DOWN TO THE GROUND, AND SLAMS A ELBOW RIGHT INTO HER KNEECAP! CANDICE DRIVING HER FOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SERENA FORCING HER AWAY AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET! AS CANDICE RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES SERENA DOWN WITH A RUNNING SLING BLADE WHICH SENDS HER TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: Serena sitting up, AS CANDICE GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK! BUT SERENA ROLLS BACKWARDS AND QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO A SCHOOLBOY! She pushes Candice away as Candice falls to a knee, AND SERENA QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE JAW TAKING HER TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: Serena quickly climbing up to the top rope as she’s trying to position herself up there as Candice is slowly getting up to her feet, SERENA LEAPING OFF! DIVING HURRICANRANA! WAIT! I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO KEEP SERENA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS! SERENA TRYING TO ESCAPE OUT, BUT CANDICE QUICKLY DROPS BACKWARDS AS SHE LANDS SERENA HEAD FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Stew-O: NOW IT’S CANDICE THAT DRAGS SERENA TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHH-

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S SERENA THAT POWERS OUT OF THE PIN! Serena getting the shoulder up as Candice doesn’t look happy that happened as she’s slowly getting up to her feet and waiting for Serena to do so as well! I DON’T THINK CANDICE IS WAITING FOR A MOMENT AS SHE’S RUNNING AT SERENA NOW LOOKING TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGE! SHE’S GOING FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF SERENA TO TAKE HER DOWN!

Jake Mercer: BUT SERENA QUICKLY MOVES TO THE SIDE AS SHE PUSHES CANDICE’S LEG OUT OF THE WAY IN THE PROCESS! SERENA SLIPS BEHIND CANDICE AS SHE GRABS HER, AND CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX TAKING CANDICE DOWN TO THE MAT! SERENA TRANSITIONING NOW AS LOOK WHAT SHE’S GOING FOR! SERENA IS QUICKLY GOING FOR THE TRAP QUEEN!

Stew-O: BUT CANDICE BRINGS HER ELBOW BACK BEFORE SERENA CAN WRAP IT AROUND AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO HER FACE BEFORE IT LOCKS IN! BOTH OF THEM ARE ROLLING UP TO THEIR FEET BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE IS RUNNING PAST HER AS SHE GOES INTO A HANDSPRING TO THE ROPES! AND CONNECTS WITH A STUNNER WHICH TAKES SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: Candice sitting up as she’s back up to her feet as she grabs Serena by the head and doesn’t miss a beat as she brings her up as well. SERENA ATTEMPTING A FOREARM TO CATCH CANDICE OFF GUARD! BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND SEND ONE RIGHT BACK TO HER FORCING HER BACK! SERENA GOING FOR A WIDE LARIAT NOW! BUT CANDICE KICKING HER RIGHT IN THE INSIDE OF HER ARM STOPPING HER BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS CANDICE QUICKLY SPINS AROUND! AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!

Jake Mercer: Candice with a second wind as she looks to be climbing up to the top rope now, looking to fly! CANDICE GOING FOR A SWIFT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP! BUT SERENA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE GRABS THE LEG OF CANDICE AND SWEEPS IT DOWN ONTO THE GROUND WHICH GIVES HER ENOUGH TIME TO GET UP HERSELF! Serena is up as Candice slowly follows, SERENA GOING FOR A SPINNING KICK AIMING RIGHT FOR THE FACE OF CANDICE FROM THE SIDE!

Stew-O: BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND BRING IT DOWN AS SHE THROWS HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! But it’s Serena that lands on the apron as Candice is running forward, AS SHE BRINGS HER SHOULDER OUT LOOKING FOR A SHOULDER THRUST! BUT SERENA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CANDICE IS LEFT DRAPING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! AS SERENA SENDS A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CANDICE! Serena grabbing Candice by the head and throwing her out of the ring as she enters in herself and quickly runs to the ropes and back as Candice is trying to recover as quickly as she can but it might be too late! SERENA WITH A QUICK SUICIDE DIVE TAKING CANDICE DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!

Flannery McCoy: Serena quickly grabbing Candice and rolling into the ring as she’s jumping onto the apron and beginning to climb I think she’s climbing up to the top rope once more in this match, BUT CANDICE WITH A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS SHE MAKES HER ASCENT AS SERENA IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE CLIMBS UP! BUT CANDICE STEPS BACK AND KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE SIDE WHICH SENDS HER FLYING BACK OUT TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Now this doesn’t look good as Serena is slowly getting up and Candice is out on the apron what is she planning here! SHE’S GOING FOR A METEORA OFF THE APRON AND TO THE OUTSIDE!

Jake Mercer: CAPTAIN HOOK! MY GOD! UPPERCUT OUT OF NOWHERE REVERSING THE METEORA BEFORE IT CONNECTS TO THE OUTSIDE IN MIDAIR AS CANDICE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND! SERENA NOW ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING AGAIN! SHE’S GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT IN SUCCESSION! COULD THIS WORK OUT FOR HER?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRR-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S CANDICE THAT’S FIGHTING BACK FROM THE ATTACK AS SHE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! HOW DID CANDICE MANAGE TO KICK OUT OF THAT?! But it’s clear that Serena isn’t going to wait for the answer to that as she’s slowly bringing herself up and waiting for Candice to do the same, I think she’s going to go for another! Candice is up on her feet! SERENA IS GOING FOR TIP TOE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT AS SERENA FALLS DOWN ONTO A KNEE! Serena is up now, BUT CANDICE QUICKLY GRABS HER BY THE THROAT NOT HESITATING! CHOKEHOLD STO DROPS SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND! Candice turning around away from Serena as she’s quickly jumping into the air! STANDING MOONSAULT KNEE COMBINATION!

Jake Mercer: CONNECTS AS BOTH CANDICE AND SERENA ARE DOWN ON THE GROUND! Candice quickly crawling to go for the pin to capitalize on the situation, but Serena is quickly rolling away and using the ropes to do so before Candice is able to hook the leg! Candice realizing this and quickly coming up to her feet as she runs towards Serena, BUT SERENA QUICKLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING! BUT CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET AT RINGSIDE AS SHE GRABS THE LEG OF SERENA AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING QUICKLY AS THIS MATCH SPILLS OUT TO THE OUTSIDE ONCE MORE!

Stew-O: Both of them quickly getting up as Serena tries to strike Candice! BUT CANDICE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE SENDS A SIDE KICK TO HER GUT SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Serena is stunned, AS CANDICE MAKES SURE TO SEND ANOTHER KICK FOR GOOD MEASURE BRINGING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Candice bringing her up to her feet now as she makes her way over to the ringpost as this could have a formula for no good now, CANDICE THROWING SERENA INTO THE RINGPOST! BUT SERENA STOPS HERSELF AS SHE TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS CANDICE HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST BEFORE SHE CAN!

ONE!

TWO!

Flannery McCoy: The Ref starting the count as Serena is bringing up Candice by her hair and bringing her over to our broadcasting booth now this doesn’t look good, SERENA SLAMMING CANDICE DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! Candice retreating away as Serena quickly follows and grabs her, AS SHE SLAMS HER FACE DOWN ONTO THE APRON NOW!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

Jake Mercer: Serena going for it again, BUT CANDICE PUTS HER ARMS IN FRONT OF HER AS SHE SENDS A ELBOW TO THE GUT OF SERENA SENDING HER BACK! Serena stumbling backwards but quickly turns around as she’s running at Candice, BUT IT’S CANDICE THAT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE VICIOUSLY SLAMS HER RIGHT INTO THE APRON!

SIX! 

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

Stew-O: And the count has finally ceased as both of them are in the ring right now! Serena is crawling as Candice is grabbing her by the head and bringing her up, SERENA RETALIATING WITH A KNEE TO HER GUT! BUT CANDICE SLAMMING A AXE HANDLE DOWN ON HER HEAD DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Serena crawling onto all fours now as Candice is running towards the ropes, AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF SERENA AS SHE FALLS DOWN ONTO HER BACK!

Flannery McCoy: Serena attempting to get up again as now it’s Candice running to the ropes once more, AS SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER KICK TO KEEP HER DOWN ON THE GROUND! BUT SERENA FLIPS ONTO HER BACK AND GRABS HER LEG AS SHE PUSHES IT AWAY! CANDICE GOING FOR A KNEE DROP! BUT SERENA WAS ALLOWED ENOUGH TIME TO ROLL TO HER FEET AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP! SERENA RUNS FORWARD AS CANDICE QUICKLY TURNS TO FACE HER! AS SERENA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A FRONT SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE!

Jake Mercer: Serena quickly bringing her up now as she sends her to the corner, SERENA QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! She circles around now feeding off the momentum as she runs forward, GOING FOR THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CORNER TO TAKE CANDICE DOWN! AND IT CONNECTS! Candice rolling out of the corner and to the center of the ring as now it’s Serena that shifts her body to face Candice as she’s slowly getting up as well, using the ropes to her leverage as Serena is not hesitating as she runs forward! SERENA GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP! BUT CANDICE QUICKLY DROPS HER WEIGHT AND SHOVES SERENA BACKWARDS! Serena running towards Candice, BUT CANDICE DASHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR! CANDICE HOOKING THE LEGS NOW!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRR-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S SERENA THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Candice looking in frustration now as it really starts to kick in late into this matchup as she’s getting up to her feet again and looking for something now as she brings up Serena, BUT SERENA ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO FIGHT BACK WITH PUNCHES RIGHT TO HER GUT SENDING CANDICE BACKWARDS! Serena is back up now as she runs at Candice, BUT CANDICE STOPS HER WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER WHICH SENDS SERENA BACK! BUT SHE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS SERENA TAKES OUT BOTH OF THEM WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN ON THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: Candice is feeling the effects as Serena is trying to recover and get up as both of them are already trying to speed it up as it’s a race right now! Serena is up just before Candice as she quickly grabs her by the hair, AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND GIVING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION A BIT MORE LEVERAGE AS SHE DOES SO! Candice is slowly getting up as Serena turns herself around to face her, SERENA QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AS CANDICE IS UP! MONKEY FLIP SENDS HER FLYING! Serena isn’t done now as she’s moving towards Candice as Candice is down on a knee, MOONLIGHT!

Jake Mercer: BUT CANDICE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER AS SHE DROPS SERENA BACKFIRST DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! Candice is slowly recovering as Serena is beginning to as well as it looks like she’s been caught completely by surprise by Candice! CANDICE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE WITH CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF SERENA OUT OF NOWHERE! CANDICE FINALLY CONNECTS WITH THE BIG MOVE AS SHE COLLAPSES DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRR-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S SERENA THAT POWERS OUT! Candice is in shock as she can’t believe it herself as she’s bringing herself up to her feet. Candice is turning as Serena is slowly beginning to recover, still i shock from that quick Bicycle Knee Strike right to her head as Candice is positioned on the middle ropes. Serena is up as I think we should have a clue here what Candice is going for! SHE LEAPS OFF! CANDY DESTROYER!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! SERENA LUNGES FORWARD AS CANDICE GRABS NOTHING BUT AIR! SERENA QUICKLY STANDING UP AND BACKING UP AS CANDICE TURNS AROUND! TIP TOE! PELE KICK CONNECTS! BUT SERENA ISN’T DONE AS SHE QUICKLY GRABS CANDICE AND LOCKS HER UP! NO! NO!

Jake Mercer: TRAP QUEEN! ARM TRAP TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD IS LOCKED IN AS SERENA COMPLETELY STRANGLES CANDICE UNDER THE HOLD! CANDICE IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP AFLOAT BUT SHE’S NOT LETTING GO! SHE’S FOUGHT THIS LONG AND WILL IT ALL COME TO A END AS SERENA HAS HER SIGNATURE HOLD LOCKED IN!

Stew-O: IT’S CLEAR CANDICE DOES NOT WANT TO TAP! SHE’S BEEN FIGHTING THIS UPHILL BATTLE FOR SO LONG NOW AND HAS COME SO CLOSE! THE LEAST SHE WOULD WANT IS TO RESULT IN FAILURE! SHE’S TRYING EVERY PAGE IN THE BOOK TO ESCAPE BUT I DON’T THINK SHE CAN SEE IT AS SERENA IS SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HER LIKE A SNAKE! CANDICE HAS HER ARMS IN THE AIR AS I DON’T THINK SHE CAN BARE IT ANY LONGER! WILL SHE CONTINUE?!

Flannery McCoy: SHE DOESN’T! SHE’S TAPPING OUT! LOOK! CANDICE TAPS OUT TO THE TRAP QUEEN! SERENA BENNETT IS STILL YOUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Surfin’’ plays up to cheers as Serena Bennett gets up onto her knees. She looks around with a sinister look on her face as she slams the mat and spreads her arms out for the crowd to see. The Ref quickly rolls out of the ring to take the Universal Women’s Championship as they slide in and hand her it as Serena is helped to her feet. The Ref raises Serena’s hand in victory as she climbs up to the top rope. At the ringside area seen is Candice Blair. She’s come to her senses and is absolutely devastated as she gets up to her feet and begins to slowly walk to the back as Serena continues to celebrate in the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, and still your UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… SERENA BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Let me just say right now what a title defense that we’ve just seen tonight, on a regular televised Dynasty episode of all places? It was clear that this was a long time coming for Candice and this was a match that she needed to win in order to solidify herself. She fought tooth and nail for the longest time leading into this match in order to show that she wasn’t going to be such a pushover in terms of the battle that she was going to give our Universal Women’s Champion. And although she didn’t win tonight, she gave Serena Bennett the fight of her life, and that in itself is commendable.

Flannery McCoy: She has nothing to be ashamed about and in my opinion, it just opens more doors for her? So I think this is a benefit for the challenger AND the champion. As for the Champion Serena has to be on sky high. Another Championship defense added to her list just a short week after her monumental War Games win at Territorial Invasion. Serena is one of the best on this brand and she has shown every single bit of that tonight, and every single time she steps into that ring. What a match, what a show, but I’m afraid our time is up! For Stew-O and Jake Mercer, I’m Flannery McCoy, signing off.

(Serena is seen now rolling out of the ring and kneeling down on the bottom of the ramp. She looks at the Universal Women’s Championship once more and uses both of her hands to raise it in the air to the cheers of the crowd as that’s the last shot seen of the show as the camera fades out)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by Matthew Graham

Most Valuable Elitist #242

Showdown 10/3/20