( There is a few seconds of darkness before the camera slowly fades to an empty desert, footsteps along the hardened sand can be faintly heard )
Voice: The journey…
( The footsteps appear to be growing louder, yet no figure can be seen )
Voice: The journey to stardom and greatness takes its many twists and turns along the way.
( The footsteps have grown very loud now, and a shadow begins to form against the sand and in the background highlights of various EAW Free-Per-Views from the past year are shown )
Voice: We stride forth, risk everything… and for what?
( The shadow can now be seen fully walking across the desert as highlights of Grand Rampage are shown )
Voice: For greatness…
( The shadow is shown still walking as The Pain For Pride VI Logo flashes in the background )
Voice: Tonight is the last chapter before we reach greatness… the last opportunity to make a name for yourself, it’s the last audition before the big dance…
( The camera switches to a different angle, showing the back of the figure, and a big palace ahead of him lit up with green light )
Voice: And now… Dynasty presents… DEFIANCE!!
( The camera fades into the arena which is completely dark. The instrumental to ‘Bleeding Out’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play as a flash of light goes off, illuminating the stage which is lined by gold and black trimming. The Instrumental fades out and suddenly every light in the arena is pointed towards the stage as ‘Bleeding Out’ once again begins to play. Pyro begins shooting up from the stage and down from the rafters. The camera pans to ringside to meet Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico )
Stew: HERE WE ARE FOLKS!! THIS IS IT!! THE FINAL FREE-PER-VIEW BEFORE PAIN FOR PRIDE!! THE DYNASTY EXCLUSIVE EXTRAVAGANZA… DEFIANCE!! We are LIVE from the the O2 Arena in in London, England… and HYC… I know it sounds clichéd, but the landscape of Dynasty can be drastically altered tonight!
HYC: Indeed Stew, four championships on the line… and a ladder match between The Prince of Phenomenal and Alexander Da Vinci where the winner has COMPLETE control over the losers contract… all that and more will make for a fascinating night.
( Camera fades up the ramp as the New Breed Championship logo flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( ‘Unfuckwittable’ by Kid Cudi hits as Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 220 pounds… JONNNNN KEEELLLLTTTTONNNNNN!!
Stew: I’m actually very proud of Jon Kelton, it’s been a long while since he’s found himself in singles competition at an FPV… and tonight he has a great chance to take the New Breed Championship away from Brian Daniels, and in the process… silence the haters and doubters.
( ‘A Cut Above’ by Avery Watts hits as Brian Daniels makes his way to the ring with the New Breed Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from New York City… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… BRIAAANNNNN DANNIEEEELLLSSSSSSS!!
HYC: In the eyes of Jon Kelton as well as many others…they feel as if Brian Daniels is scared to defend his championship, but let me guarantee you that he isn’t scared. There’s a reason he’s the New Breed Champion… he’s had a great career and you don’t get that from being ‘scared’.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And we’re off with the opening match of Defiance! Kelton and Brian circle around the ring… And Kelton throws a quick shot! Brian takes it but fires back with a kick to the gut, now whipping Kelton into the ropes… Brian drops his head… BUT KELTON LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND CATCHES BRIAN IN THE FOREHEAD!! Brian stumbles back… and Kelton takes him down with a clothesline! Brian gets back to his feet, only to be taken down with another clothesline from Kelton! Kelton being extra aggressive here now as he drops an elbow down across the chest of Brian… he gets up and does it a second time!
HYC: Kelton gets Brian to his feet and begins hammering him with forearms and shots to the head, really anything he can throw at Brian! Kelton with one last forearm that wobbles Brian and now Kelton loads up! Looking for a haymaker here but Brian ducks under it and rolls out of the way! He lands a swift dropkick to Kelton and now goes into the cover… hooking the inside leg!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… BUT NO!! Kelton with a shoulder up!
Stew: Brian now goes on the offensive, grabbing a handful of hair and pulling Kelton’s head up off the mat… landing a few hard right hands before lifting him up to his feet. Front facelock applied… he lifts him up high into the air, perhaps looking for a suplex! Kelton fluttering his legs around, making it difficult for Brian to hit it! Kelton shifts his weight and now REVERSES it! He has Brian up now… AND HE DELIVERS A SUPLEX!! DRIVING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! Kelton glances up at that turnbuckle but he doesn’t have enough time as Brian has already begun to stir!
HYC: Kelton grabs Brian and pulls him in once again… OH WAIT LOOK!! BRIAN TAKES HIM DOWN!! GRABBING THE ARM, PERHAPS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE INJECTION!! KELTON HOWEVER QUICKLY SLIPS OUT OF BRIAN’S GRASP AND HEADS TO THE OUTSIDE!! A very smart move by Kelton there… that Injection is one of the deadliest submission moves in all of EAW, Kelton wouldn’t have had a chance! OH WAIT LOOK OUT!! BRIAN DIVES THROUH THE ROPES AND LANDS ON TOP OF KELTON WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! BOTH MEN FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE!! Brian the first to his feet, Kelton still down and out. Brian gets Kelton up and rolls him into the ring.
Stew: And Brian can’t help but smirk. He hops up onto the ring apron… Kelton making it back to his feet and Brian jumps onto the ropes!! SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! A SPRINGBOARD SPINNING BACK ELBOW DELIVERED RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF JON KELTON WHO AGAIN HITS THE CANVAS!! BRIAN CRAWLS INTO THE COVER AGAIN, THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! KELTON STILL HAS SOME LEFT!!
HYC: Brian backs himself up into the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Kelton grabs the ropes as well as he makes it up. Brian charges looking for a clothesline… DUCKED BY KELTON WHO NOW HITS AN ARMTRAP NECKBREAKER!! AND THIS COULD BE THE OPENING THAT KELTON NEEDS!! HE HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE HERE!! KELTON TO HIS FEET, HE LOOKS AT THAT TURNBUCKLE AND HEADS TO THE TOP!! BRIAN STILL DOWN!! KELTON LEAPS OFF WITH A… YES!! A MOONSAULT!! IT CONNECTS!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! KELTON NOW HOOKING THE LEG OF BRIAN DANIELS, WILL WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Oh so close! Kelton thought he had the win and the title there but just not enough! Kelton however doesn’t waste any time going right back to that turnbuckle! Making it to the top rope and leaping off… OH MY!! THE CANADIAN PLUNGE!! AND IT CONNECTS—NO!! BRIAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! AND NOW HE GRABS THE ARM… LOOKING FOR THE INJECTION!! KELTON’S STRUGGLING!! HE CANNOT LET BRIAN LOCK THIS IN, BUT HE’S CLOSE!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS LOCK THE HANDS TOGETHER BUT KELTON’S FIGHTING IT!! BRIAN IS SO CLOSE!! KELTON ROLLS OVER TRYING TO SHAKE IT BUT BRIAN HOLDS ON!! HE NEEDS TO CONNECT THE HANDS HERE IF HE WANTS THE VICTORY!!
HYC: OH BUT WAIT!! KELTON REVERSES!! KELTON REVERSES INTO A CROSSFACE OF HIS OWN!! CROSSFACE APPLIED TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!! HE’S IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE NOW!! THE CROSSFACE APPLIED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, NOWHERE TO GO!! KELTON HAS IT LOCKED IN, REARING BACK ON IT!! BRIAN TRIES TO BREAK AWAY THE HANDS OF KELTON BUT HE HAS THEM STUCK LIKE GLUE!! BRIAN REACHES OUT TOWARDS, STILL TOO FAR AWAY!! BUT LOOK AT BRIAN!! HE ROLLS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK!! AND OVER!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND NOW A THIRD TIME AND BOTH BRIAN AND KELTON GO UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, CRASHING ONTO THE FLOOR!!
Stew: And the impact of hitting the floor forces the hold broken! A brilliant, BRILLIANT move by the New Breed Champion! Brian crawls over to the barricade to pull himself to his feet, Kelton meets him with a right hand, Brian with a right hand of his own! Brian now with another one… and now a third! Perhaps starting to gain some ground… BUT KELTON WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND, KNOCKING BRIAN OFF HIS FEET!! Kelton rolls Brian into the ring, Kelton follows and sets himself up near the corner… waiting for Brian to make it back to his feet!!
HYC: Brian really struggling here… you can see that, that crossface I think took way more out of him than any of us thought, he’s having trouble even reaching the ropes and this delights Kelton as he sees his eyes light up! He can TASTE the championship! Brian manages to make it to his feet and turns around… KELTON CHARGES!! HE LEAPS UP AND SWINGS HIS FOOT INTO THE AIR LOOKING FOR AN ENZIGURI!! BUT BRIAN JUKES BACK AND KELTON MISSES!! KELTON QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT BRIAN HITS THE CAUSTIC ECHO!! THE CAUSTIC ECHO CONNECTS!! KELTON GOES DOWN AND BRIAN QUICKLY FOLLOWS INTO THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘A Cut Above’ hits as Brian Daniels is handed his New Breed Championship and he celebrates his victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… and STILL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!! BRIANNNN DANNIEEELLLSSS!!
Stew: And Brian does it! He retains his New Breed Championship against Jon Kelton!
HYC: A great way to start off Defiance. A very competitive match between the two and you know what Stew, I can’t believe I’m going to say this but as long as Kelton sticks around… I see bright things in his future.
( Camera fades backstage to Max. A Million )
Max: Ladies and Gentlemen… joining me now is Hurricane Hawk!
( Hawk steps into the picture wearing a black ‘Never Give Up’ shirt )
Max: Hawk, last week on Dynasty… Tyler Parker didn’t let you talk much, he kept cutting you off and it looked like you had some interesting things to say. Would you like to air any of that out right now?
( Max hands the microphone over to Hawk )
Hawk: Well… it was simple Max. Tyler Parker has no idea what he’s talking about. You know, earlier this year when Tyler returned, I thought he was going to be a great asset to EAW. It’s no secret the type of relationship me and him HAD… but that all changed when he returned. Suddenly everyone was out to get him, suddenly it was everyone else’s fault that he didn’t succeed… he couldn’t take blame for any of it.
Hawk: He acts as if he’s the only one that’s ever had to endure hardships in this company. That everyone but him is fed with a silver spoon. That we all are handed everything on a silver platter… and that’s just not true.
Hawk: We FIGHT to get what we WANT… NOTHING is HANDED to us. Okay Tyler? Stop blaming everyone else for your recent string of bad losses… it’s YOU that can’t get the job done Tyler. We aren’t out to get you… and you’ll see that tonight when you once again fall short.
( Hawk hands the microphone back to Max and walks off as the camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And the winner of the match will compete for the Vixens Championship at Pain For Pride VI!
( ‘Diamonds’ by Rihanna hits as Christy Cruise makes her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…CHRISSSSTYYYYY CRRRUUUIIISEEEEEE!!
Stew: And a BIG match coming up right now, Christy and Cameron have had problems with each other for about the past five months! They clashed back in February at Reasonable Doubt and it all comes to ahead again tonight!
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California… CAMMERRRONNNN ELLLAAAA AVVVAAAAAA!!
HYC: But let’s not forget about what’s on the line Stew! This isn’t just some typical grudge match… the winner of this will go on to face the Vixens Champion at Pain For Pride!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Cameron and Christy quickly lock up! Christy hammers Cameron in the jaw with a forearm and now takes her down to the mat! Slamming her had against the canvas over and over! Cameron however rolls over and begins doing the same to Christy! Cameron gets Christy back to her feet and whips her into the corner! Cameron comes running… BUT CHRISTY RUNS OUT OF THE WAY AND CAMERON GOES FLYING INTO THE CORNER!! AND NOW CHRISTY FROM BEHIND HITS AN INVERTED DDT!! Christy now drops a leg across the throat of Cameron and goes into the pin!
ONEEE… KICK OUT!!
HYC: Cameron kicks out at one but Christy gets right back to it pulling her back up and applying a headlock! BUT CAMERON QUICKLY POPS HER HIPS AND LANDS A BACK SUPLEX!! CHRISTY GRABS HER BACK AS SHE MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET BUT SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY CAMERON!! Christy again hits the canvas hard… but she again makes it back to her feet! Cameron attempts a second clothesline… ducked under by Christy who now attempts a clothesline of her own! BUT SHE GETS PLANTED!! WOW!! ABSOLUTELY PLANTED WITH A BIG BOOT BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!! Cameron gets Christy back to her feet… BITCH CAMP!! CAMERON CONNECTS WITH BITCH CAMP AND ROLLS CHRISTY OVER… INTO THE PIN… IS THIS IT?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Rumors’ plays as Cameron celebrates her victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… CAMMMERRRONNN ELLLA AVAAAA!!
Stew: WOW!! Cameron making VERY QUICK work of Christy Cruise here at Defiance!
HYC: And more importantly Stew, that now makes Cameron Ella Ava the _#1 Contender to the Vixens Championship! She will challenge for the title at Pain For Pride… the question is though who will it be? Will it be Cleopatra or will it be Lethal?
( Camera fades backstage to Diamond Cage and Pyrite, Pyrite is seen relaxing in a chair while Cage is pacing back and forth, obviously in distress )
Pyrite: What are you so worried about?
Cage: What am I worried about? IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION RIGHT NOW?! Do you even realize who we’re defending these titles against?
Pyrite: Yeah… CN Tower.
Cage: Pyrite… you just don’t get it. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS IS OUR LAST NIGHT WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIPS?!
Pyrite*sighing*: Listen Cage, I understand you—
Cage: NO YOU DON’T! Listen, how many times have I face Jay? It’s at least a handful… and I’ve never beaten him… I CAN’T BEAT HIM! Get it??? I’m cursed!
Pyrite: You’re not cursed Cage… we aren’t the only ones that can’t beat him… no one can. If you’re cursed than so am I… and so is the rest of EAW, because since he returned no one has been able to figure him out. But hear me out, I did a lot of thinking over the week… and I have a plan.
Cage: A plan?
Pyrite: Yeah… I think I found a way to beat them.
( Pyrite shuts the door, grabs Cage, pulls him in and begins whispering in his ear as the camera fades out )
( Camera fades to the ring as the National Extreme Championship logo flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following Fatal Four Way match scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( ‘RUSH!’ by The NJPW Sound Team hits as Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring with a smug look on his face )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana… weighing in at 211 pounds… CARRRRLOOOSSSSSS ROSSSSOOOO!!
Stew: And this is something I never thought I’d see… Carlos Rosso competing for the National Extreme Championship when GI Styles is the champion… but the ugly illusion of success got to him… and he got sick of being GI’s ‘yes man’… and now he wants the title.
( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 188 pounds… TEEE EMMMM TEEEEEEEEE!!
HYC: And THIS man right here is my pick to win Stew! I like dark horses and that’s exactly what this guy right here is… the three other men better watch out or TMT will steal this one right from under them.
( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ by Jorge Quintero hits as Alex Anderson makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Lahore, Pakistan… weighing in at 227 pounds… ALEEEEEXXXXX ANDDERRRRRSSSOONNNN!!
Stew: I don’t really know who to pick, Chico! A match like this is so unpredictable… and they’re all immensely talented, it’s tough to make a choice.
( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles makes his way to the ring carrying the National Extreme Championship )
Ring Announcer: And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 202 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STYYYLEEEEEEEESSSS!!
HYC: Well… I’d give a good shot to anyone but this man winning, he only has a one and four shot of retaining his championship… the odds are certainly not in his favor.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And here we go! GI and Alex begin trading shots in the corner as Carlos and TMT begin doing the same! None of these men strike you as marquee strikers, but out of the four, GI is certainly the strongest though the smallest in stature. He levels Alex with a right hand and forces him out of the ring! GI now assists TMT as they beat-down on Carlos Rosso! Forcing him to drop to the canvas! TMT now pushes Carlos out of the ring, with both of the two men now on the outside… it’s now like a singles match!
HYC: TMT and GI circle around the ring… AND GI QUICKLY APPLIES A HEADLOCK!! He does a snapmare takedown, still keeping the headlock applied! TMT tries breaking away the headlock but GI breaks it anyway and now focuses on the leg, applying a modified leglock! However not for long as Carlos Rosso enters the ring again and takes GI out with a clothesline from the back of the head! Carlos Rosso now being smart here as he once again the leg of TMT is being targeted! Carlos Rosso applies a similar version of that leglock… but here comes Alex Anderson! Entering the ring and landing a dropkick to the chest of Carlos!
Stew: Alex now grabs that same leg of TMT… but TMT using his good leg swats Alex away and makes it back to his feet! Alex comes charging at TMT but he gets his knee up and drives it into Alex’s stomach! TMT now lifts Alex up… AND HE DROPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS HIS KNEE WITH A GUTBUSTER!! TMT now leaping high into the air… AND HE DRIVES HIS KNEE DOWN INTO THE GUT OF ALEX!! And it’s CLEAR what body-part that TMT will be focusing on as this match progresses! The champion now back to his feet and from behind grabs TMT!
HYC: GI RAMS his head right into that turnbuckle… and now he does it a second time! GI now removing that protective padding on the turnbuckle… AND HE SMASHES TMT’S HEAD AGAINST IT A THIRD TIME!! Alex making it back to his feet, holding his stomach charges at GI… AND HE SHOULDERBLOCKS HIM RIGHT INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! THE BACK OF GI’S NECK SNAPS OFF THAT METAL AND NOW HE HITS THE MAT BEFORE ROLLING HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!! BUT CARLOS!! CARLOS FROM BEHIND LEAPING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S HEAD!! IT SNAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ALEX HITS THE MAT HARD!! CARLOS NOW INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO ALEX KICKS OUT!!
Stew: This is gonna be a tough match to win until at least one of these guys gets taken out for an extended amount of time… Carlos goes to grab Alex again but he notices TMT making it back to his feet! Carlos moves towards TMT and connects with a right hand… TMT fires back with a right hand of his own but Carlos hammers back with three swift rights directly to the temple! TMT’s staggered, he goes for a right… BUT CARLOS CLOTHESLINE’S HIM OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! Carlos has taken complete control of this match ladies and gentlemen!
HYC: GI and TMT are down on the outside and Alex is in a world of trouble inside the ring with Carlos! Carlos lifts Alex to his feet and sets him up in the corner… a straight chop right to the chest, lighting it up! Carlos now whips him into the opposite corner and comes charging… HE CONNECTS WITH A BODY SPLASH!! Alex comes stumbling out of the corner… AND CARLOS CATCHES HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, TOSSING HIM CLEAR ACROSS THE RING!! On the outside now GI Styles has made it back to his feet and Carlos notices as he heads out!
Stew: Carlos leans the champion up on the barricade and connects with a few shots, bringing him right back down! It’s a great strategy to keep the champion neutralized. Remember, the champion does not need to be involved in the decision for him to lose the title! Carlos now back in the ring, TMT has slid back in. Carlos darts for a clothesline but it’s ducked! TMT ducks under the clothesline, sending Carlos over the ropes but he catches himself on the apron! TMT NOW LEAPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND LANDS A DROPKICK!! BUT OH MY!! TMT AS WELL GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE!! HE MAY HAVE TAKEN HIMSELF OUT RIGHT THERE!!
HYC: All four men are out, the first one to his feet will CERTAINLY have the advantage! Alex starting to stir, he grabs the ring rope and sees that all four men are out on the outside! He rolls himself to the outside and lifts GI up… he rolls him back into the ring and quickly hooks the leg!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT GI GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Alex mounts on top of the champion and connects with a few right hands… but then rolls back out of the ring. He lifts up the ring apron… BUT LOOK!! GI PULLING ALEX BACK INTO THE RING BY PULLING HIS HAIR BEFORE ALEX COULD GRAB A WEAPON!! GI HAS ALEX BY THE HAIR NOW AND DROPS A KNEE RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! GI now pulling Alex into the middle of the ring… AND HE APPLIES A CAMEL CLUTCH!! CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED TO ALEX ANDERSON!! AND THAT STRETCH IS STRAINING THE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES OF ALEX WHICH HAVE ALREADY BEEN PUNISHED IN THIS MATCH BY TMT!! ALEX MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE HERE FOLKS!!
HYC: BUT LOOK STEW!! TMT CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND GI… HE’S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO IT!! TMT LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF GI’S HEAD!! OH WHAT A SHOT!! GI’S OUT!! TMT NOW CRAWLING OVER TO GI AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!! DO WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO BROKEN UP BY CARLOS ROSSO!!
Stew: Carlos is still on the outside… he actually broke that up by pushing GI’s shoulder up off the canvas! TMT NOW CRAWLS OVER TO ALEX AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! CARLOS DIVES ON TOP OF TMT!!
HYC: This is starting to get a little dicey now… the counts are getting nearer! TMT makes it to his feet and starts trading shots with Carlos! OH BUT LOOK AT ALEX!! HE LIFTS TMT UP FROM BEHIND… AND HE HITS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! ELECTRIC CHAIR ON TMT!! NOW CARLOS GRABS ALEX AND LOOKS FOR AN INVERTED SUPLEX!! BUT ALEX LANDS ON HIS FEET AND HE SPINS CARLOS AROUND… A KICK TO THE GUT… ALEX LIFTS HIM UP… AND THE ECLIPSE!! ALEX ANDERSON HITS THE ECLIPSE!! HE ROLLS CARLOS OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND GRABS BOTH LEGS FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO GI BREAKS IT UP!!!
Stew: Alex in disbelief as he gets off of Carlos… he was SO close to becoming a three time National Extreme Champion! OH BUT LOOK AT GI!! HE APPLIES AN ANKLE LOCK!! AN ANKLE LOCK APPLIED ON ALEX ANDERSON!! TRYING TO GET HIM TO SUBMIT… ALEX REACHES FOR THE ROPES BUT GI PULLS HI, AWAY AND KEEPS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!! HERE COMES TMT TO BREAK IT UP… BUT WHAT THE HELL?!?! CARLOS ROSSO WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO TMT… KNOCKING HIM OUT!! AND NOW CARLOS ROSSO BEGINS STOMPING ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ALEX ANDERSON… YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! GI INSTRUCTING CARLOS ON… THEY HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG!!
HYC: BUT EVEN WITH THIS ALL… ALEX ANDERSON REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! ALEX ANDERSON JUST WON’T GIVE UP!! CARLOS CONTINUING TO STOMP ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! CARLOS LOOKS ACROSS AT TMT STILL DOWN BUT STARTING TO STIR!!… CARLOS STOMPS A FEW TIMES ON TMT TO KEEP HIM DOWN BEFORE TURNING BACK TO ALEX ANDERSON!! STILL NOT TAPPING!! GI RELEASES THE ANKLE LOCK AND PULLS ALEX UP TO HIS FEET… HE ATTEMPTS THAT GERMAN SUPLEX BUT ALEX IS STRUGGLING!! BUT CARLOS WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO ALEX ANDERSON!! AND NOW GI HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX… THE BRIDGING PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Payback’ hits as GI Styles is awarded the National Extreme Championship and he begins celebrating with Carlos Rosso )
Ring Announcer: Your winner and STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… GI STYLEEESSSSS!!
Stew: What a shame this is… Carlos and GI had this planned from the beginning, all that happened last week was just an act on Carlos’ part, they made it SURE that GI would walk out with the title tonight!
HYC: I sort of agree with you Stew… a low move indeed but Alex Anderson and TMT could’ve been and should’ve been a little more wary of the situation, something like this happening should’ve been in the back of their minds.
( Camera fades backstage where Clyde is shown walking through the hallway )
Clyde: Now where is it… excuse me.
( Clyde walks up to a worker )
Clyde: Is this… Moses X’s locker room?
Worker: Bitch it might be!!!
( The worker walksoff )
Clyde: Rude ass nigg—*Another worker catches his attention*
Clyde: Yo uh is this Moses X’s locker room?
Worker: I think so… saw him come out of it earlier.
Clyde: Thank you. *He opens the door and goes inside*
Clyde: Aitee now whatchu got in here… *Clyde starts searching through some of Moses’ bags*… ‘cause you certainly ain’t been yourself.
( Clyde goes through some of the drawers )
Clyde: Gotta be something… SOMETHING that you hiding boy. *Clyde sees something and his eyes light up, he takes it and holds it in his hand though the camera can’t see what it is*
Clyde: So this what it is… this is what’s gotchu all crazy.
???: WHAT… ARE… YOU… DOING?!?!
( Clyde hides his hands behind his back and swings around to see Moses )
Moses: ANSWER ME!!
Clyde: I… I uhh… I… hmm… I was looking for the toilet.
Clyde: Yeah man, I gotta go something awful bad. It’s messing with me, I got hallucinations… ain’t nobody got time for that. See I thought t this was the bathroom so I was looking for the toilet. But they ain’t no toilet here.
Clyde: Uhh… I’ma be goin’…
( Clyde slowly walks past Moses then runs out of the locker room )
Clyde*from behind the door*: OH MAN!! I REALLY DO NEED A BATHROOM NOW!! I DONE PISSED MY PANTS!!
( The camera zooms in on Moses showing no expression before it fades out to the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
( ‘The Show Goes On’ by Lupe Fiasco hits as Hurricane Hawk sprints to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRRICCANNEEEEEEE HAWWWWKKKKKKK!!
Stew: Well… here we go! A match that I for one have been looking forward too! Hurricane Hawk and Tyler Parker, extremists that were at one time friend with one another. But the story now is very different… Tyler Parker has turned on Hurricane Hawk, stating that he’s ‘sick and tired of Hawk always getting what he wants’.
( ‘Revival’ by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker makes his way to the ring adjusting his wrist tape )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Syracuse, New York… weighing in at 221 pounds… TYLLLERRRRRR PARRRRRKKKKKKERRRRR!!
HYC: It doesn’t happen much Stew, but I agree with what Hawk said earlier in the night. Tyler is blaming everyone but himself for not getting the job done. You have to figure though however that if Tyler can knock off Hawk tonight at Defiance… he’ll be in the running for something. Nonetheless a very intriguing match.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: The match starts off… AND IMMEDIATELY TYLER GOES AFTER HAWK, TACKLING HIM TO THE GROUND!! He unloads on Hawk, getting out all his frustration. Hawk blocks some of the shots but they’re flying at him lightning quick! Tyler eases up on the shots and gets off Hawk here… Hawk makes it back to his feet… BUT HERE COMES TYLER CHARGING! HAWK HOWEVER GRABS TYLER AND THE MOMENTUM SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES… LANDING ON THE APRON!! HAWK WITH A RUSH OF ADRENALINE PULLS TYLER BACK INTO THE RING!! Tyler flipping over the ropes and landing back first on the canvas!
HYC: Hawk stalks Tyler as he makes it back to his feet… AND HAWK THROWS TYLER OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOKING FOR THE ASSASSINATION AND THE QUICK VICTORY… BUT TYLER SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF HAWK AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! Hawk comes rebounding back off those ropes and meets a clubbing blow to the back by Tyler! Tyler now brings Hawk into the middle of the ring… AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!! BRINGING HIM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! TYLER NOW FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A FEW ELBOW DROPS TO THE LOWER BACK OF HAWK… AND NOW A LEAPING ELBOW DROP OVER THE BACK OF HAWK!! STILL TARGETING THE LOWER PART!!
Stew: This is a GREAT strategy for Tyler, remember a few months ago when Ashten Cross ran Hurricane Hawk over… most of the damage was done to the body area that Tyler is currently focusing on, the lower back. Hawk gets to his feet, sluggishly pulling his feet along. But Tyler again with another blow to the back, bringing Hawk back down… Hawk’s back is in BAD shape here! Tyler heads out of the ring and over to the ringside area… AND WHAT IN THE WORLD!! HE RIPS THE RING BELL AWAY FROM THE TIMEKEEPER AND BRINGS IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM!! HAWK TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT TYLER WITH THE BELL RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!! HAWK HITS THE MAT HARD AND SCREAMS IN PAIN AS TYLER PICKS THE BELL UP AND DOES IT A SECOND TIME!!
HYC: Tyler is BUTCHERING the already bad back of Hurricane Hawk here… HE PICKS THE BELL UP AND GOOD GOD!! A THIRD TIME!! THREE STRAIGHT SHOTS FROM THAT RING BELL ACROSS THE BACK OF HURRICANE HAWK!! Tyler looks on as Hawk tries to crawl away but it almost seems as if the lower half of Hawk’s body has gave up on him! He’s struggling to move his legs and with each centimeter he crawls a big wince comes across the face! Hawk manages to get to the ropes and pull himself to his knees… BUT TYLER STICKS HIS FOOT ON THE BACK OF HAWK AND APPLIES A SURFBOARD STRETCH!! WRENCHING THE BACK EVEN MORE!! MAKING HAWK SUFFER!!
Stew: He FINALLY releases it and Hawk plops down to the floor at ringside. Tyler follows Hawk out and gets him up to his feet. He leans him up against the barricade and Tyler now takes a few steps back! HE COMES CHARGING… BUT WAIT!! HAWK’S BACK GAVE OUT!! HAWK’S BACK GAVE OUT, HE HIT THE GROUND AND TYLER HIT THE BARRICADE HARD, HEAD FIRST!! This is a CRUCIAL moment for Hawk here… he needs to recuperate, get those juices flowing, he needs to get himself back into this match! Hawk grabs onto the barricade and pulls himself up! He tries walking around on the outside, stretching out his legs… trying to do away with some of the damage that Tyler may have caused!
HYC: Tyler holds his head as he makes it back to his feet… but he notices Hawk! AND HE COMES CHARGING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT HAWK DUCKS UNDER IT AND LANDS A SPINOUT POWERBOMB!! A SPINOUT POWERBOMB DELIVERED TO TYLER PARKER ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND NOW HAWK LIFTS HIS HAND HIGHT INTO THE AIR… DOES HIS SIGNATURE TAUNT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TYLER PARKER… AND DROPS THE FIST!! HAWK’S FIVE WAY CONNECTS!! Hawk lifts Tyler to his feet and rolls him into the ring, HAWK NOW INTO THE PIN, DOES HE HAVE HIM?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO TYLER KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Hawk goes right on the offensive again, I think Hawk finally realizes what he’s dealing with! Tyler Parker may be a cocky son of a bitch… but he isn’t a pushover! Hawk with a few hard shots into the face and jaw of Tyler. Hawk now gets up off of Tyler and looks around for that ring bell that Tyler brought into the ring earlier! Hawk picks it up awaits Tyler! TYLER TO HIS FEET AND HERE COMES HAWK!! A SHOT WITH THE BELL, RIGHT TO THE GUT!! TYLER SLUMPS OVER… AND NOW A SHOT OVER THE BACK!! HAWK BACKS INTO THE CORNER, LOADING UP ONCE MORE!! WAITING FOR TYLER TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! TYLER GRABS ONTO THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP… HERE COMES HAWK!!
HYC: BUT TYLER DUCKS!! TYLER DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT AND HAWK’S MOMENTUM TOOK THE BELL RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!! HAWK NOW TURNS AROUND… ENZIGURI!! AN ENZIGURI TO THE TEMPLE!! HAWK DROPS TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW TYLER HITS A SECOND!! A SECOND ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HAWK’S HEAD!! HE SLUMPS INTO THE CANVAS AND NOW TYLER DIVES ON TOP OF HIM!! HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! HAWK WITH THE SHOLDER UP!!
Stew: Tyler gets up, looks up at the referee who informs him of the two count. A little frustrated he crawls on his hands and knees over to the corner and pulls himself up to a seated position on the bottom turnbuckle. There’s no telling what those two kicks may have done to Hawk’s head as it seems he’s having trouble getting his hands on the ropes! He manages however and he’s at his feet… TYLER CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE… BUT BOTH MEN HAD IT IN MIND AND THEY CONNECT, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AND THEY’RE BOTH DOWN!!
HYC: This right here is a CRUCIAL moment, it’s crunch time so to speak. Whoever makes it to their feet first is going to have the definitive advantage over his opponent! Both men stir and glance over at the ropes which at this point is basically the only thing that can aid them to their feet at this point, their own bodies just won’t cut it. It got physical fast and now it’s starting to take effect! Tyler is first to his feet… but now following too far behind is Hawk, and now we’re back to square one! A stalemate!
Stew: HAWK QUICKLY GRABS TYLER AND SENDS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… LOOKING FOR THE ASSASSINATION!!… BUT TYLER SLIDES OFF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND FROM BEHIND LOOKS FOR ACROSS THE PARK!! HAWK SPINS OUT OF IT AND PUTS TYLER ON HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN!! THE ASSASSINATION!! OH MY!! HAWK GOT IT!! HAWK CONNECTS!! BUT HE COLLAPSES AS WELL!! RIGHT NEXT TO TYLER!! ALL HAWK HAS TO DO IS PUT A HAND OVER TYLER AND IT’S OVER!!
*A replay is shown of the Assassintion*
HYC: But look at that Stew! It almost looks as if Hawk’s back gave out while he was delivering that Assassination… that’s probably why Hawk hasn’t been able to go for the pin after delivering it! Hawk now just starting to move but it’s too late at this point because so has Tyler! Are we going to have ANOTHER stalemate on our hands?! Hawk to his feet first… then Tyler… BUT HAWK QUICKLY UNLOADS WITH A RIGHT HAND!! A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE JAW THAT ALMOST TAKES TYLER OFF HIS FEET!! Tyler does almost a complete turn but he comes back and fires back with a shot of his own… AND NOW OH LOOK OUT!! TRI-FORCE DDT!! A TRI-FORCE DDT BY TYLER!! PLANTING HAWK FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND COVERS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! HAWK KICKS OUT!! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: How did Hawk manage that?! Tyler holds up three fingers to the referee but he only gets back two! Hawk found a way to kick out of that DDT! What resiliency being shown now after all the punishment he took earlier in the match! Tyler obviously frustrated kicks Hawk in the side… egging him on back to his feet! Hawk grabs onto the bottom rope as Tyler unleashes another vile kick… Hawk using ALL his strength just to pull himself up… BUT HE GOES RIGHT BACK DOWN!! Tyler with a few more kicks… screaming at Hawk to get back to his feet!!
HYC: Hawk once again pulls himself to a vertical base… Tyler goes to grab him… BUT HAWK TRYING TO WRESTLE HIM AWAY!! TYLER TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND CHARGES!! BUT HAWK WITH A FLAPJACK!! HAWK WITH A FLAPJACK HANGING TYLER UP ON THE TOP ROPE!! TYLER BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE… AND ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF HAWK!! THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK GOT IT!! HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HE COVERS!!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘The Show Goes On’ hits as the referee aids Hawk to his feet and holds his hand up )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… HURRRRICANEEEEE HAWWWWKKK!!
Stew: And what a victory this is for Hurricane Hawk! A great bounce back victory to get him back on track as he knocks off a very tough foe in Tyler Parker here at Defiance!
HYC: I have to hand it to Hawk… I don’t think ANYONE else could come back from the beating he took earlier in the match, all those shots to his spine and lower back… it’s amazing he can walk after that, let alone walk away with the victory.
( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE’s locker room where he is shown trying on a few different referee shirts when he is interrupted by a knock at the door )
DDD: Come in…
( Liam Catterson enters in a blue suit and the Answers World Championship around his shoulder )
DDD: Oh… it’s you again.
Liam: Yeah… I didn’t take too kindly what you did last week.
DDD: I did a lot of things last week, pal… refresh me?
Liam: Cute, playing the same games as you were on Dynasty… I’m talking about when you SPEARED MY GUTS OUT! It got me thinking… and thinking good. Believe me when I tell you this… if you screw me tonight… I will make it the WORST mistake of your life.
( DDD tries holding back a laugh but it bursts out anyway )
Liam: Oh? You think it’s funny? This is NO laughing matter DDD. I swear to you that it will be the biggest mistake of your life.
DDD: Yeah, sure… whatever…. *He starts to crack up again*
Liam: Do I need to remind you of what happened at King of Extreme? Do I need to remind everyone that I beat the ‘GOAT’… NO THAT I BEAT AN ENHANCED VERSION OF THE ‘GOAT’… I did it back then in January and I’ve only gotten better since then… I can certainly do it now… and you know that for a FACT!
DDD: Listen… I know what I’m gonna do tonight. I’m either gonna screw you, screw Impact or call it right down the middle. I’ve made my decision, so there’s no use in trying to threaten me or sway me in the other direction… alright?? Are we clear??? Now I’m going to the dining hall and when I get back… you BETTER be out of my locker room… or it will be the biggest mistake YOU ever make.
( DDD grins as he passes by Liam and heads out of his locker room )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Unified Tag Team Championships!
( The Unified Tag Team Championship logo flashes across the screen )
( ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ by Jay Z and Beyonce hits as Jaywalker and Cleopatra make their way to the ring wearing their respective championships )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challengers… the team of THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAYWALKER… AND THE VIXENS CHAMPION CLEOPATRA… CN TOWWWWERRRRRRR!!
Stew: These are arguably the two most dominant people in EAW in their divisions… imagine what it would be like if they were to take the tag-team gold? They’d be virtually unstoppable!
( ‘Indestructible’ by Disturbed hits as Diamond Cage and Pyrite make their way to the ring sporting the Unified Tag Team Championships )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents.. THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!… THE TEAM OF PYYYRITEE AND DIAMMOND CAGEEEE!!
HYC: IF they were to take the championships??? C’mon Stew, it’s basically a forgone conclusion, nobody has been able to beat Jay, and it’s not going to start tonight.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: It looks as if it will be Jaywalker and Pyrite starting this one off! They lock up in the center of the ring! Pyrite obviously the bigger of the two men is able to quickly manipulate Jay into the corner! He clobbers Jay with a right hand… And now a second one! Before applying a front face-lock on Jay and pulling him into the corner. Pyrite with the tag to Cage who climbs to the top rope and jumps off catching Jay over the back with an axe-handle! Cage now applies a headlock on the World Heavyweight Champion as he tries to wear him down!
HYC: JAY WON’T HAVE IT HOWEVER AS HE MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND QUICKLY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER BREAKING THE HOLD!! Cage goes back first into the corner and now Jay sets him on the middle rope… He puts Cage over his shoulders… AND CONNECTS WITH A SAMOAN DROP!! A SAMOAN DROP DELIVERED BY CAGE AND NOW JAY GOES INTO THE PIN… DO WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! Cage gets his shoulder up!
Stew: Jay gets Cage back to his feet and unloads with a wicked chop! Cage grabs his chest as Jay knocks him off his feet with a right hand! Cage back to his feet only to be knocked right back off! Jay now drags Cage over to his corner… and tags in the Vixens Champion! Cleo enters the ring and stomps on the stomach of Cage with her heeled boot! She manages to sit cage up as she backs into the ropes… SHE COMES CHARGING AND LANDS A DROPKICK TO A SEATED CAGE!! A GREAT MOVE THERE BY CLEO!! She now heads to the top rope… Cage starting to stir but Cleo with plenty of time here as she reaches the top!
HYC: CAGE TO HIS FEET… HE TURNS AROUND AND CLEO LEAPS OFF WITH A CROSSBODY… BUT SHE’S CAUGHT!! CAGE CATCHES HER AND NOW TAGS PYRITE BACK INTO THE MATCH!! CAGE HANDS CLEO OVER TO PYRITE… WHO DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!! MY GOD THE FORCE!! PYRITE COVERS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! JAY SAVES IT!!
Stew: Cleo is still in a world of trouble here, she finds herself in the middle of a ring with a man AT LEAST three times her size! Pyrite lifts Cleo up like a ragdoll… wrapping his hand around her throat he lifts her up… AND A DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM!! THAT COULD’VE BROKEN HER IN HALF!! THE POWER THIS MAN PYRITE POSSESSES IS ALMOST SUPER-HUMAN!! Pyrite now backs himself into the corner… and oh no! OH NO! Don’t tell me Pyrite is thinking of Spearing the Vixens Champion… HE’LL KILL HER!! HE’LL ABSOLUTELY MURDER HER!! CLEO MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE TURNS AROUND!!….
HYC: PYRITE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER… LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR!!… BUT CLEO WITH A LOW-BLOW!! CLEO WITH A LOW-BLOW TO PYRITE WHO DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! CLEO NOW STUMBLES OVER TO HER CORNER AND TAGS IN JAY!! JAY ENTERS THE RING AND LOOKS TO FINISH WHAT CLEO STARTED… JAY HOOKS PYRITE… AND DELIVERS A SUPLEX!! Great strength shown by the World Heavyweight Champion there, being able to suplex Pyrite off his feet IS NOT an easy thing to do! What Cleo and Jay need to do now is neutralize Pyrite… make it so that he can’t get to his feet… make it so that he can’t tag in a fresh Diamond Cage! And the best way to do that is to wear him down piece by piece!
Stew: Jay lifts the leg of Pyrite up and drives his knee down against it… a great first body part to target here, that power of Pyrite all comes from the legs… if you take out his legs, that eliminates at least half of his power. Jay now driving the elbow down against the legs and holding it there, wrenching the leg back with the other hand! Cage has his hand extended in the corner but is still a good twelve feet away from his partner! UH OH!! AND NOW LOOK AT JAYWALKER… HE GRABS THE LEGS OF PYRITE… AND HE LOCKS IN THE CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF!! THE CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF APPLIED!! BUT HERE COMES CAGE TO BREAK IT UP QUICKLY!!
HYC: Even with Cage breaking it up quickly… Jay still did some damage to those legs. A hold like that can tear the muscle off the bone in literally SECONDS! Pyrite grabs onto the ropes as he pulls himself back to his feet… now limping around on those legs… AND JAY FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TAKES HIM DOWN AGAIN!! Jay now kicking and stomping the right leg, the one that was chop blocked just seconds ago! Pyrite NEEDS to make a tag here if he wants any chance of winning the match! However the more damage that Jaywalker does to the leg and knee, the harder it becomes for Pyrite to walk, or even crawl to make the tag to Cage!
Stew: Jay drags Pyrite back out of the center of the ring, and fully in CN Tower’s corner! AND LOOK AT JAY!! JAY ONCE AGAIN LOOKS TO LOCK IN THAT CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF!! JAY STRUGGLING HERE HOWEVER!! THIS IS A NEAR DO OR DIE SITUATION FOR PYRITE HERE AND HE’S NOT LETTING JAY LOCK IN THE CLOVERLEAF!! LOOK AT THIS!! PYRITE’S SO STRONG THAT HE’S ACTUALLY DRAGGING JAY!! PYRITE CRAWLING ON HIS BACKSIDE AND IS ACTUALLY DRAGGING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ALONG WITH HIM!! JAY TRIES FOR THE CLOVERLEAF ONCE MORE… BUT PYRITE PUSHES HIM OFF!! PYRITE PUSHES JAY OFF OF HIM!!
HYC: Pyrite now crawling towards Cage for the tag… as is Jaywalker… there’s the tag to Cage! And Jaywalker makes the tag to Cleopatra!
*The lights are cut off*
Stew: Umm… what’s going on here, Chico?
*A spotlight appears in the center of the ring*
HYC: My guess is as good as yours Stew.. I—
Stew: WAIT LOOK!! DESCENDING FROM THE RAFTERS… THAT CAN’T BE…
HYC: NO WAY!!
Stew: JOHN ALLOY?!?! MY GOD THAT IS JOHN ALLOY!! DESCENDING FROM THE RAFTERS!! TRENCHCOAT AND ALL!! TITANIUM BASEBALL BAT IN HAND!! HIS FEET TOUCH THE RING… AND HE SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CAGE!! NOW A SHOT OVER THE BACK!! PYRITE ENTERS THE RING… BUT HE EATS A SHOT TO THE GUT AS WELL… BRINGING PYRITE TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW A SHOT WITH THE BAT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING… JOHN ALLOY IS HERE!!
HYC: AND NOW JOHN ALLOY TURNS TO CLEOPATRA AND LIFTS UP THE BAT!!… HE SWINGS IT RIGHT AT HER HEAD!!… BUT JAY PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND!! JAY PULLS CLEO OUT OF THE RING AND NOW THEY SCURRY UP THE RAMP!! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT ABOUT?!
( John Alloy is shown pointing at Jaywalker )
Stew: It would seem as if the former EAW Champion is back in EAW, Chico… and he’s targeted the World Heavyweight Champion!!
( Pain For Pride preview plays )
( Camera fades back to Mr. DEDEDE’s locker room where he is shown putting on some of his referee gear when once again there is a knock at the door )
DDD: If it’s you Liam, I’m not interested… I already told you…
( Y2Impact is shown coming through the door and walking up directly into the face of DDD )
Y2Impact: You… make… this… PURE! Do you understand me?? I don’t care if you’ve already up your mind… I’m telling you to change it and I’m making it up for you. I don’t want any asterisks next to my name when I defeat Liam out there tonight, okay?? I don’t want it to read ‘Y2Impact defeats Liam Catterson with the help of Methuselah’… I want it to read ‘Y2Impact defeats Liam Catterson for the Answers World Championship’… with no mention of you. The way it should be. You’re a referee… call this match like any other referee would… RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!
( Impact doesn’t even wait for a response, instead he storms off as DDD looks on with a bit of a scowl )
( Highlights of the Alexander Da Vinci/Prince of Phenomenal feud begin to show. The package highlights Dynasty X, the formation of Project E.G.O., POP taking out The Heart Break Boy and the return of Alexander Da Vinci )
( Camera fades inside the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest… IS A LADDER MATCH!! The contracts of both Alexander Da Vinci and The Prince of Phenomenal will hang above the ring. The winner will be decided when he unclips his opponent’s contract from above the ring. The winner of the match will have COMPLETE control over the losers contract!
( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring in an all silver robe )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 230 pounds… THEEEE PRINCEEEE OF PHEEENOMMMENNAALLLL!!
Stew: A ladder match DEFINITELY favors POP more than it does ADV… but I don’t know, matches like this are so unpredictable, the finish can come from seemingly out of nowhere. But for the skills it needs to flourish in a ladder match. POP definitely has the advantage.
( ‘Straight Out of Line’ by Godsmack hits as Alexander Da Vinci makes his way to the ring with his signature sledgehammer )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 265 pounds… ALEEEXXANDDERRRR DAAA VINCCCIIII!!
HYC: But here’s the thing Stew, POP is being FORCED to compete here tonight… he didn’t offer it, he didn’t accept a challenge, he was TOLD by Masters that he would be competing in this match. He has no motivation while ADV has all the motivation in the world, he wants to avenge his friend, if you ask me that’s an advantage for him… and if you weigh them, they even each other out.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: ADV GRIPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND CHARGES DIRECTLY AT POP WHO QUICKLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS A LADDER!! He brings the ladder into the ring and arms himself to fend off that sledgehammer! ADV smirks as POP circles around the ring with the ladder in hand… who will make the first move… regardless of who does… I guarantee you IT WILL HURT! POP swiftly rams the ladder into the stomach of ADV and now sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring! He rushes up the ladder, trying to escape this match unscathed but ADV tips the ladder over and POP gets hung up on those ropes!
HYC: ADV now from behind grabbing POP and spinning him around… SPINEBUSTER!! A SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ON THAT LADDER!! IT MAKES A SICKENING SOUND AS POP FLIPS OVER AND GRABS HIS BACK!! ADV heads out of the ring to grab another ladder… he slides it into the ring but look at POP! He quickly crawls over to the ladder and pulls it away from ADV so that he can’t use it! POP harboring the ladder in the corner but oh no! ADV grips the sledge!… POP LIFTS THE LADDER UP AGAIN… ADV RUSHES AT POP WITH THE SLEDGE, A BRAVE MOVE!!… AND HE PAYS FOR IT AS POP SWINGS THE LADDER RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!!
Stew: ADV goes down and now POP again looks to set up the ladder, he won’t have enough time to climb however as ADV begins to stir. POP looks over at the sledgehammer and quickly grips it in his hand! He waits for POP to make it back to his feet… POP SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT ADV BUT HE WRESTLES THE SLEDGE AWAY FROM POP AND NOW IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!! POP QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER BUT ADV PULLS HIM DOWN IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH!! AND HE THROWS POP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! A BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTING!! CRACKING HIS SPINE!!
HYC: ADV begins climbing the ladder but you were right Stew! It’s obvious that ADV doesn’t feel to confident climbing up that ladder… BUT HE MAKES IT TO THE TOP!! ADV REACHES UP TO GRAB POP’S CONTRACT!!… BUT POP WITH A LEAPING SIDE KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE BACK OF ADV!! ADV FALLS BACK FIRST OFF THAT LADDER, HITTING THE MAT HARD… THAT’S AT LEAST A TWELVE FOOT DROP!! POP NOW LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE GRABS THE LADDER AND SETS IT IN PLACE… HE BEGINS CLIMBING IT… HE’S STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT BUCKLE BOMB THOUGH AS HE STOPS TO GRAB HIS LOWER BACK!! AND I THINK THAT’S GOING TO COME BACK TO BITE HIM HERE AS ADV MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!
Stew: ADV grabs the tights of POP and PULLS HIM DOWN off that ladder! He throws a right hand at POP but POP retaliates! POP now with a second right hand… and a third… he attempts a fourth but the fourth one is ducked under by ADV… WHO HITS A FACEBUSTER!! A FACEBUSTER TO POP WHO STUMBLES TO FIND HIS BALANCE… AND NOW HE GETS CLOTHESLINED OFF HIS FEET BY ADV!! ADV now climbing the ladder… looking to grab that contract! Again though, not feeling good on that ladder, as he slowly and cautiously climbs up it, being careful not to fall of the thing!
HYC: POP making it back to his feet!! He climbs up the ladder as well… on the same side as ADV!! He gets to the second step and clubs ADV across the back a few times… NOW OH NO!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!! HE HAS ADV OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES A FEW STEPS UP THE LADDER… THE CROWN OF THORNS!! POP CONNECTS WITH THE CROWN OF THORNS FROM THE SIXTH RUNG OF THE LADDER!! BOTH MEN DOWN HERE BUT POP SHOWING SOME LIFE!! POP uses the ladder to make it back to his feet and I think from here on out you’re going to see both men be a little more conservative, they’re going to pick the RIGHT time to go up that ladder.
Stew: ADV attempts to get himself up and is assisted the rest of the way by POP… BUT NOW POP WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE LADDER AND ADV TRIPS UP IN A HEAP FALLING FACE FIRST RIGHT ONTO THAT LADDER!! POP now grabs the other ladder and sandwiches ADV in the middle of the two of them! POP now heads to the top rope… WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?! HE LEAPS OFF… COVER2COVER!! THAT FROGSPLASH CONNECTS ON ADV SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE TWO LADDERS!! POP grabs his stomach as he stumbles around the ring, in obvious pain but folks I can assure you that ADV is in much, MUCH worse pain after that!
HYC: POP pulls the top ladder off of ADV… and raises it high over his head… NOW HE BRINGS IT DOWN INTO THE STERNUM OF ADV!! POP RAISES IT HIGH AND DOES IT AGAIN!! POP NOW THROWING THAT LADDER ASIDE AND LIFTING ADV UP OFF THE BOTTOM LADDER… BUT HE DELIVERS A SCOOP SLAM BACK ONTO THAT LADDER, ADV BOUNCING OFF THE METAL STEEL FIRST!! POP now grabs the other ladder and holds it in place… he looks up at the contract high above the ring but instead leans the ladder up against the turnbuckle… AND OH MAN!! NOW WHAT’S HE DOING!?
Stew: POP CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND ADV STILL DOWN… POP NOW AT THE TOP AND HE GRABS THAT LADDER… WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE THINKING!?! HE HOLDS THE LADDER LIKE A BATTERING RAM… AND HE LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE… AND MY GOD!! HE PLANTS THAT LADDER AGAINST ALEXNADER DA VINCI, SANDWICHING HIM AGAIN!! POP HAS TO LOVE WHAT HE’S JUST DONE HERE!! HE REMOVES THE LADDER FROM ALEXANDER DA VINCI AND ROLLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! ADV’S LIGHTS ARE OUT!! AND NOW POP HAS LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!!
HYC: He rolls out of the ring and grabs yet another ladder! A third one and he brings it into the ring. POP sets it up in the middle of the ring, he’s in a lot of pain as well… his back still hurts, his stomach from that Frogsplash… and I’m sure he injured himself after what he just did to ADV! He positions the ladder perfectly under the contracts and he begins to climb! BUT WAIT!! WAIT STEW LOOK!! WHAT IS THAT I SEE ON THE TOP OF THE RING APRON… A HAND, ADV’S HAND!! HE’S BEGINNING TO STIR!! I DON’T BELIEVE POP HAS REALIZED IT JUST YET!! BUT ADV IS MAKING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING… AND HE’S GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!
Stew: ADV GRABS ONTO THE LADDER… AND NOW POP NOTICES IT!! HE LOOKS DOWN AT ADV AND ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB FASTER, TRYING TO GET THAT CONTRACT… ADV HOWEVER CLIMBS TO THE FIRST STEP… HE KICKS ADV AWAY AND NOW POP!! HE FINISHES THE CLIMB!! HE’S GOT THE CONTRACT!! HE’S GOT THE CONTRACT!!… WAIT NO!! HE CAN’T SEEM TO GET IT UNHOOKED!! AND NOW LOOK AT ADV!! HE TAKES THE LADDER AWAY FROM POP!! HE TAKES THE LADDER AWAY FROM POP AND SETS IT UP A FOOT NEXT TO HIM!! POP CAN REACH THE LADDER BUT HE CAN’T SUSTAIN A GOOD BALANCE ON IT!! HE’S DANGLING IN THE AIR AS ADV BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!
HYC: POP MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET THE CONTRACT UNHOOKED… BUT ADV WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT RIGHT TO THE STOMACH!! A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE GUT AND POP FALLS!! HE TAKES A FIFTEEN FOOT PLUNGE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! ADV RE-POSITIONS THE LADDER AND HE CLIMBS UP… HE HAS THE CONTRACT!! HE UNHOOKS IT!! ADV WINS!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Straight Out of Line’ hits as ADV climbs down the ladder with POP’s contract in hand )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… ALEEEXXXXANNDDERRRRR DAAAA VINCCCCCIIIII!!
Stew: ADV WINS!! ADV WINS A GRUELING LADDER MATCH AND THAT MEANS HE HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER POP’S CONTRACT!!
HYC: Justice has been served! ADV gets his revenge on POP… I cannot WAIT to see what he does with that contract.
( ADV asks for a microphone )
Stew: Well we may find out now, Chico! ADV wants a mic!
( ADV brings the microphone off to his mouth as POP begins to stir )
ADV*breathing heavily*: You know POP… I beat you… that’s enough for me… I don’t need your contract… I have no use for it.
( POP’s face lights up as ADV goes to hand him the contract but quickly pulls it back )
ADV*shaking his finger at POP*: NO NO NO! You see… I don’t have use for your contract… but there is someone who does.
( //youtu.be/qtdSg_w3pU4 plays on the titan-tron )
Stew: OH MY GOD!! IT’S HBB!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BACK!! AND POP LOOKS AS IF HE’S JUST SEEN A GHOST!! THIS CROWD IN ENGLAND IS ECSTATIC HERE AT DEFIANCE FOR THE ONE… THE ONLY… HEART BREAK BOY!!
( HBB enters the ring and hugs ADV as POP still looks on, shocked )
HYC: POP IS ABOUT TO GET MORE JUSTICE BROUGHT TO HIM TONIGHT… THE MAN WHO HE WAS SO SURE HE PUT ON THE SHELF FOR GOOD IS BACK!! POP looks at HBB… he shakes his head… he mouths the words ‘No… it can’t be’… AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! POP GETS LEVELED WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBB!!
( HBB and ADV do the Dynasty X taunt to POP before they leave the ring together )
Stew: THIS IS AMAZING STEW!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BACK!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!!
Stew: But there’s still more Stew, business is about to pick up because up next… The Answers World Championship will be on the line.
( ‘Streets on Fire’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as highlights of the Liam Catterson/Y2Impact feud are shown. The package shows Liam Catterson cashing in his King of Extreme on Impact to win the Answers World Championship. Masters announcing the match and announcing Methuselah as the Special Guest referee. It ends with Mr. DEDEDE standing over both Liam and Impact, looking down at the Answers World Championship which lays in the middle of the two )
( Camera fades to the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( ‘Monster’ by Kanye West hits as smoke begins to fill up the ringside area. Methuselah emerges from the smoke wearing a referee shirt as he approaches the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee for the match… METTTTHUUUUSEEEELLLAHHHHHH!!
Stew: Who’s side is he on? Is he on a side? Those are the two biggest questions surrounding this match. He controls the fate of it… in my honest opinion, Chico… considering he has problems with both men tonight… he seriously think he calls this one right down the middle.
HYC: Are you serious Stew? Don’t you know who we’re talking about?! This man is the slyest of the sly, the dirtiest of the dirty… there’s no way he calls this fairly. Someone’s getting screwed tonight.
Stew: But why? Why would he purposely screw someone out of the victory? Like I just said, he’s had run-ins with both of these men recently… and I just don’t see why he would aid one of them to the win.
( A countdown clock appears on the screen )
( A huge blast of pyro goes off as ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits and Y2Impact makes his way to the ring in a sparkling gold jacket )
Stew: The man who, no offense to Liam Catterson… but in my eyes Impact SHOULD STILL be The Answers World Champion. He had one of the most, if not the most impressive run with the title that I’ve ever seen… hopefully justice will be served tonight and he can take back what is rightfully his.
( ‘Wrong’ by Depeche Mode hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the Answers World Championship strapped around his waist )
HYC: There is NOTHING wrong with what Liam did to get the championship, and if you ask me… it was genius! Impact had competed in not just one, but two matches that night… the latter of the two being against Eddie Mack after Eddie cashed in his Cash in the Vault. Liam took advantage of a golden opportunity, an opportunity that we all would’ve taken.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… Y2IMMMPPPAAACCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT!!
Stew: But, this is his first championship defense… is he ready? Can he handle being the Answers World Champion?
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… LIAAAMMM CATTTTTERRRRRSOOOOONNNNN!!
( Liam hands the Answers World Championship over to Methuselah )
HYC: We’re about to find out…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell! A quick lock-up! Impact with a bit of a size advantage over the champion and he manages to get him in the corner… Impact loads up for a knife edge chop and unleea—NO!! Liam ducks out of the way and clobbers Impact in the side of the head with a right hand! Liam now taking the right arm of Impact… AND WHIPPING HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! And a rare occurrence here… Liam actually seems to have some support out here tonight being in the UK!… HE DARTS AT IMPACT IN THE CORNER AND LANDS A DROPKICK!!
HYC: Impact slumps down in a seated position near the corner… Liam charges again but Impact rolls out of the way! Liam stopping himself but now from behind gets rolled up!! Meth into the cover!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO LIAM POPS OUT!!
HYC: Liam now immediately heads out of the ring and pulls the ring apron up… HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR!! BUT LOOK OUT!! IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!! KNOCKING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF LIAM!! THE FORCE TAKES LIAM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Impact quickly grips the steel chair… HE ATTEMPTS TO WHAIL IT OVER THE HEAD OF LIAM BUT LIAM RUNS OUT OF THE WAY!! LIAM STILL IN DANGER THOUGH AS IMPACT SWINGS THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, FULL OF ADRENALINE!! Liam scrambles to find something under the ring… BUT IMPACT CRACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF LIAM!!
Stew: Liam and hits the floor on all fours as Impact grins… Methuselah looks on from the ring as Impact brings the steel chair up again… AND DOWN AGAINST THE SPINE OF LIAM FOR A SECOND TIME!! Liam did have time to pull out a kendo stick from under the ring before he was hit across the back with that chair… Liam struggling to get to his knees here as he holds his lower back with his left hand… Impact lifts the chair up!!… BUT LIAM GRABS THE KENDO STICK WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, SWINGS IT AROUND AND MEETS THE SIDE OF IMPACT AS HE DROPS THE CHAIR!!
HYC: Liam now to his feet swings that Kendo Stick at Impact again! This time right between the eyes! LIAM GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK CATCHING IMPACT IN THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN!! NOW INTO THE STERNUM! BACK TO THE HEAD!! HE SWINGS A SHOT AND CONNECTS IN THE RIBS!! NOW THE LEG!! AND NOW A FINAL SHOT TO THE SHOULDER BEFORE DROPPING THE NOW SHREDDED KENDO STICK!! Liam lifts up the ring apron once more and grabs a fresh kendo stick out of the pile of junk under the ring! HE LOADS UP AGAIN!! AND LASHES IT AT IMP ACROSS THE BACK!!
Stew: LIAM LIFTS IT UP AGAIN AND ANOTHER SHOT!! NOW A THIRD!! FOURTH!! FIFTH!! SIXTH!! SEVENTH!! EIGHTH!! NINTH!! TENTH!! TEN SHOTS WITH THAT KENDO STICK, LASHED OVER THE BACK OF IMPACT!! HE TOSSES A SECOND SHREDDED STICK TO THE SIDE AND ROLLS IMPACT INTO THE RING!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! … NO KICK OUT!!
HYC: Impact gets the shoulder up, Liam instructs Methuselah to count faster and Methuselah retorts with ‘Suck a…’ well you know. Liam however not letting up as he applies a headlock on the multi-time World Champion. Impact making it back to his feet however and he hammers a few elbows into the chest and mid-section of the Answers World Champion which gets him free! Impact now with a right hand to Liam… BUT LIAM COMES RIGHT BACK… SCOOPS IMPACT UP AND PLANTS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! Impact pops right back up to his knees, his back is raw from all those kendo stick shots, if must feel like a sizzling burn when it touches that hard canvas.
Stew: Impact uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet… BUT LIAM WITH A BACK RAKE!! OH MY GOD!! TO THAT BURNING FLESH I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS TO IMPACT!! AND NOW LIAM TAKES THE CHALLENGER OFF HIS FEET WITH A SWIFT RIGHT, LEFT COMBO!! And I have to say, to this point… I’ve been EXTREMELY impressed with Liam Catterson. He’s been able to almost completely neutralize Impact to this point, and that is something that NEVER happens… I have to give him props! Impact makes it back to his feet but Liam grabs him by the legs and pulls him back into the middle of the ring.
HYC: Liam grabs the legs of Impact… AND HE SLINGSHOTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! LIAM FROM BEHIND LOOKING FOR THE CUTTERSON!! BUT IMPACT COUNTERS IT INTO A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!! A GREAT REVERSAL BY IMPACT!! And this is the first time in the entire match so far that Impact has gotten any sort of real offense in… to this point it’s been ALL Liam! But that may very well be changing now as Liam gets back to his feet… Impact grabs him and lands a forearm to the jaw… now an armdrag taking him half way across the ring! Liam pops back up to his feet but Impact comes charging… TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! TAKING THE WIND OUT OF THE CHAMPION!!
Stew: Liam comes stumbling out of the corner… AND IMP CATCHES HIM WITH A BULLDOG!! LIAM GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS… BUT LOOK AT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HE KNEW IMPACT WAS GOING FOR THE LIONSAULT NEXT SO HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! That’s not something you see extremists at his age do… Impact follows Liam out of the ring and picks up the ring steps! OH MAN! He holds them in place as he awaits Liam Catterson who uses the barricade to make it back to his feet… Liam does and he turns around… IMPACT CHARGES WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS BUT LIAM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND IMPACT’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THOSE STEPS!! IMPACT A LITTLE WOBBLY HERE… AND NOW LIAM WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD AND IMPACT FALLS RIGHT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!!
Masters: I think that may have just given Liam an idea as he rolls Impact off of the announce table and now takes the cover off.. followed by the two monitors! HE NOW ROLLS IMPACT BACK ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE BEFORE HE DOES HIMSELF!! HE GETS IMPACT TO HIS FEET AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!!…OH MAN!! CATTERSON IMPACT N IT’S WAY!! ABOUT TO BE DELIVERED TO IMPACT!! BUT HE SPINS OUT OF IT… CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH A CODEBREAKER ONTO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HOWEVER THE TABLE DOES NOT GIVE WAY!! THE TABLE REMAINS IN TACT!!
Stew: Impact rolls himself off of the announce table and looks over at Liam, and now he’s heading back towards the ring… LEAVING LIAM ON THE TABLE… WHAT’S HE DOING?! IMPACT HOPS ONTO THE APRON… HE LOOKS BACK AT LIAM… IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT!? WATCH OUT CHICO!! IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE… LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT ONTO LIAM!! THE TABLE SHATTERS!! IT COMPLETELY SHATTERS AND BOTH LIAM AND IMPACT ARE AMONG THE WRECKAGE!! BOTH DOWN AND OUT!! Methuselah rolls out of the ring to check on both Impact and Liam… both of them are responsive yet neither one moving, understandably.
HYC: Impact is the first one to stir, removing the broken pieces of our table off of him, now getting Liam up to his feet as well and rolling him into the ring… HE CONTINUES ROLLING HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NOOOOO!! KICK OUT BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
Stew: Oh man! Talk about close! Impact sits up and runs his hands through his hair a few times… he could’ve sworn that was it! No faulty counting on the referee’s part either… that was an honest to god normal count by Methuselah! Impact grabs Liam by the hair and pulls him u—wait no he throws him back down to the canvas and heads out of the ring. He grabs the Answers World Championship and enters the ring with it! OH MAN!! TAUNTING LIAM WITH THAT TITLE!! LIAM MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND HE TURNS AROUND AS IMPACT CHARGES WITH THE BELT!!
HYC: BUT LIAM DUCKS IT!! LIAM DUCKS UNDER THE BELT SHOT AND PUNCHES IMPACT IN THE GUT!! HE NOW GRABS THE TITLE OUT OF IMPACT’S HANDS AND… BOOM!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!! IMPACT IS DOWN!! DOWN AND OUT HERE!! BLOOD BEGINNING TO RUSH OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!! LIAM INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Let me tell you… this Impact is SOMETHING ELSE! He just won’t give up! And Liam is VERY frustrated here! Nothing he’s doing is working… he can’t get Impact down for the three count… but the very same could be said with Impact who hasn’t been able to keep the Answers World Champion down! Liam pounds his hands into the canvas and looks up at Methuselah… he points his finger at him and demands that he stop trying to screw him! OH WAIT LOOK OUT!! FROM BEHIND, IMPACT HAS THE TITLE!! LIAM TURNS AROUND… AND BOOM!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! A HOMERUN TYPE SHOT WITH THE BELT!! LIAM GOES DOWN, BLOODIED!! THE MOMENTUM TAKES IMPACT OFF HIS FEET AND RIGHT INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! LIAM GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!
HYC: Impact sits up and he can’t help but smile… that was one of the if not THE most powerful shot I’ve ever seen with a championship belt yet Liam still finds a way to avoid defeat! Impact springboards off the ropes… LIONSAULT!!… WAIT NO!! LIAM GETS HIS FEET UP!!… BUT IMPACT CATCHES THEM!! IMPACT CATCHES THE FEET OF LIAM AND TRIES THE WALLS!! IMPACT HAS LIAM’S LEGS!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS TURN HIM OVER… HOWEVER THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BEING TOUGH!! TRYING TO SWAT IMPACT AWAY!! AND HE DOES!! HE USES HIS POWERFUL LOWER BODY TO PUSH IMPACT OFF OF HIM!!
Stew: Liam back to his feet… he charges at Impact… FAME ASSER!!… BUT NO!! IMPACT REVERSES IT INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND NOW HE KEEPS A HOLD OF THE LEGS!! HE TURNS LIAM ONTO HIS STOMACH… THE WALLS!! THE WALLS!! IMPACT’S GOT THE WALLS APPLIED!! LIAM IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE A FEW FEET AWAY!! AND TO HIM THEY MUST FEEL LIKE MILES!! LIAM TRIES CRAWLING BUT IMPACT HAS IT IN PERFECTLY!! IT LEAVES VERY LITTLE ROOM TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES!! LIAM TRIES TO TURN BACK OVER ON HIS BACK BUT IT’S NO USE!! HE’S NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SHIFT ALL OF HIS PLUS ALL OF IMPACT’S WEIGHT!!
HYC: IMPACT REARS BACK AND LIAM RAISES HIS HAND UP!! METHUSELAH ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO TAP BUT LIAM SAYS NO… AND HE BEGINS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES… IMPACT REARS BACK ONCE MORE… BUT LIAM GETS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND METHUSELAH TELLS IMPACT TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Impact drags Liam into the middle of the ring and hooks the leg!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! KICK OUT!!
Stew: Impact rolls over to his stomach and pulls himself to his feet… Liam now as well makes his way over to the ropes and uses them to aid him to his feet… Impact sees the title again! He grabs it!! Liam completely unaware as he turns around!! IMPACT SWINGS WITH THE TITLE BUT LIAM!! LIAM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE GOT IT!! LIAM CONNECTS WITH THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE ROLLS IMPACT OVER TO HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS METHUSELAH SLIDES TO COUNT THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO!! NO!! IMPACT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: AND LIAM IS A MAD MAN IN THAT RING RIGHT NOW!! HE’S THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT!! HE GETS UP ANT YELLS AT METHUSELAH, POINTING HIS FINGER IN HIS FACE… SCREAMING!!… AND HE SLAPS HIM!! LIAM SLAPS METHUSELAH RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!… SPEAR!! SPEAR!! BY METHUSELAH RIGHT TO LIAM!! IMPACT IS STILL DOWN!! HOWEVER STARTING TO STIR!! HE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND LOOKS UP AT THE TITAN-TRON WHERE HE SEES THAT LIAM IS DOWN!! HE CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! LIAM KICKS OUT!! LIAM KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Impact grabs the ropes and gets to his feet… he grabs Liam and pulls him up to his feet… CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT GOT IT!! IMPACT GOT THE CODEBREAKER!! THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… *Methuselah stops counting*
HYC: Oh no…
Stew: Methuselah stops the count… and now he gets to his feet… Impact now gets off of Liam and looks at Methuselah… Methuselah is just staring at Impact as Impact screams at him… showing no emotion whatsoever… IMPACT GOES AFTER METHUSELAH!! ATTACKING HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! FULL OF RAGE!! BUT METHUSELAH SHOVES HIM AWAY… AND NOW A SPEAR!! METHUSELAH WITH A SPEAR!! HE NOW DRAGS LIAM ON TOP OF IMPACT AND COUNTS THE COVER, C’MON, NO!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Wrong’ hits as Methuselah walks out of the ring and up the ramp, Liam finally starts stirring and is handed the Answers World Championship by the Ring Announcer )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… LIIAAAAMM CATTTTERRRRSOONNNN!!
Stew: I’m shocked…
HYC: There HAS to be another reason, Liam was threatening Methuselah the entire match… there has to be another reason as to why Methuselah would screw Impact over like this. Sure they have their differences but after what Liam did to Methuselah in the match… I just don’t get it.
( Liam begins celebrating his victory )
Stew: Hopefully we’ll get some answers on Dynasty… for Hey Yo Chico, I’m Stew… thanks for joining us..
( Liam is shown on the turnbuckle holding the Answers World Championship in the air as the camera fades to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )