(EAW intro plays.)
Narrator: The dust settles…
(Many highlights of the most recent FPV showcased by EAW, King of Elite is shown. Among the highlights are of the many title changes and celebrations that occurred in the process)
Narrator: The line is drawn…
(The highlight cuts to the high paced King of Elite finals match between Jamie O’Hara, Charlie Marr, and The Visual Prophet)
Narrator: The crowd is placed upon the head of the fearless…
(The camera then cuts to The Visual Prophet being awarded the King of Elite crown)
But at what cost?
(The camera then cuts to the bruised and battered bodies of the people who were battle drawn in the process)
(The camera cuts to clips of multiple competitors showcased tonight in the intense matches that unfold)
A line of carnage has been drawn after a day of reckoning…
(The camera then cuts to a city in the clouds. Many statues are put up of EAW Elitists and Hall of Famers which swarm the setting)
Who will crack first…
(The statues begin to crumble down and all that’s left is a city full of debris)
In a Clash of Kingdoms.
(‘Unsainted’ by Slipknot plays as pyro burst across the stage of the Khalifa International Stadium in Doha. The crowd is pumped up singing along to the theme for the show as the pyro continues in a burst of color. Everything is drawn out just a bit longer as the camera pans over to the commentary team which the crowd pops hard for. Gavin Kirkland and Jake Mercer sitting next to each other each beaming with smiles of joy)
Jake Mercer: WELCOME EVERYONE TO CLASH OF KINGDOMS!
Gavin Kirkland: Yes sir I am certainly pumped for the matches that are in store tonight. And especially you Mr. Mercer, I’ve heard a lot about you and you’ve been spoken very highly of in my sex cult- group. I’m very excited to be spending this WHOLE NIGHT with you where you won’t judge my sexual intentions.
Jake Mercer: I am completely fine because we all have our flaws and that’s what makes us us. But we have a lot of dream matches in-store today. Many that everyone is pumped for and especially one that catches the eye and that’s the finals of the Iconic Cup tournament being contested today!
Gavin Kirkland: I am certainly excited about a substantial amount of TITTIES! Like a card this packed can only get better if you pack it with silicone! C’mon! Gimme it! GIVE ME THE WHOLE LOAD! LET’S CUT TO THE MATCHES! WE ARE OPENING THIS EVENT WITH THE NEW BREED DIVISION!
The camera opens to see a shot of Justin Windgate sitting in a leather chair ringside dressed in casual attire, with the New Breed Championship on his lap.)
Jake Mercer: This fucker. :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: You know what…I don’t totally disagree.
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH SET FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton: …AND IT IS TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There?’ by Attack, Attack! hits as Jalyn Garcia makes his way out from behind the curtain and down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST…REPRESENTING VOLTAGE!!!…. FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS….”WILDHEART”…JJAALLLYYNNN GGAARRCCIIAA!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ay, this kid is very interesting. A guy who just needs one big win to break through and make a name for himself. And right now he’s presented with a GOLDEN opportunity. I can’t wait to see if he cashes in the opportunity tonight on this big of a stage to do it!
(Jalyn Garcia does the championship sign around his waist to Justin on the outside. Justin Windgate nods his head at him.)
Jake Mercer: Justin prolly doesn’t even know where he is.
( ‘Redshift’ by Audiomachine hits as NvL comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.) He stares a hole at Jalyn Garcia already in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING…REPRESENTING DYNASTY!!!….FROM RICHMOND, VIRGINIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS….”THE DEVIL’S RIGHT HAND”…..N….V…..L!!!!
Jake Mercer: This guy, just wow! He climbed all the way to the semifinals of King Of Elite and came within a hair of getting to the Finals, and he’s just getting his feet wet in his start in EAW! He picked up an impressive win last week in Fight Grid, he should be the favorite here in my opinion.
(‘PEOPLE = SHIT’ by Slipknot hits as Shane Gates comes out to a roar of boos from the capacity crowd, followed by his wife Angela Grant.)
Bells Braxton: AND MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING…REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN!!!… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY ANGELA GRANT…FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN POUNDS…”THE DYNASTY OF SHOWDOWN”…..SSSHHAANNNEE GGGAAATTEESSS!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake, you were talking bout someone needing one big win to break open his career earlier? Look no further than this dude right here. He just never seems to catch a break it seems. …but at the end of the day, he gets to go home with that Angela. :noah:
Jake Mercer: Damn dude, you weren’t kidding!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: HERE WE GO! All three men circle the ring before now Jalyn Garcia and NvL are staring down each other in the center of the ring! Shane is waving his arms trying to get the other two guys’ attention…and WOAH! SHANE PUSHES JALYN AND NVL OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO SHANE’S HEAD! SHANE’S DOWN AND ANGE;A GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING! NvL takes a look at both of them from in the ring and Angela isn’t happy!
Angela Grant (without mic): WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Gavin Kirkland: :wow: It’s so hot when she gets mad.
Jake Mercer: But Jalyn blindsides NvL when he wasn’t looking and that was a huge mistake on his part turning his back on an opponent! Jalyn now is hammering away at the back of NvL while he’s on one knee and Jalyn runs to the ropes now and runs into a clothesline from NvL–But Jalyn ducked it and runs to the opposite ropes and connects with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors sending NvL across the ring into a corner! Jalyn charges now and connects with double knees to the chest of NvL in the corner! Jalyn tosses NvL to the side as Jalyn is facing the turnbuckles….SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY FROM JALYN!–BUT NO! NvL caught Jalyn in mid-air! NvL follows it up now by connecting with a spinning side slam!
Gavin Kirkland: Shane Gates is back in the ring now and he throws NvL through the second rope to the outside floor! Shane follows suit outside the ring and he throws a hard right hand! Shane now drives NvL back first into the barricade! Shane Gates now grabs NvL by his head and tries to throw him into the ring post—But NvL reverses it and sends Shane full speed headfirst into the ring post! NvL takes a look at Shane on the ground now before looking underneath the ring for something! No DQ in triple threat matches and…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S A THUMB TACKED BASEBALL BAT!! NvL now is calling his shot as he is waiting for Shane to turn around…Angela is screaming at Shane trying to get this attention and Shane finally turns around and NvL swings the bat—BUT SHANE DUCKED AND NVL CONNECTS WITH NOTHING BUT THE RING POST! NVL DROPS THE BAT HOLDING HIS HANDS IN PAIN FROM THE EFFECT OF HITTING THE POST…AND SHANE WITH A KICK RIGHT INTO NVL’S GROIN! SUPERKICK!! NVL IS DOWN NOW! And look…Shane hands the bat and hands it to Angela ordering her to make sure NvL doesn’t make it back to his feet.
Gavin Kirkland: Shane Gates quickly kisses Angela as he soaks in the negative response from the crowd! He slides back in the ring and approaches Jalyn Garcia now and—SHANE WALKED RIGHT INTO A BICYCLE KICK FROM JALYN! JALYN COVERS NOW!
Jake Mercer: SHANE KICKS OUT! Jalyn Garcia now lifts Shane up to his feet and Shane breaks free from Jalyn’s grip before throwing a hard elbow to Jalyn’s face! Shane runs to the ropes now and goes for a leaping lariat but Jalyn ducks it and Shane turns around and Jalyn leaps and connects with a headscissors!–But Shane held on to Jalyn! He’s holding Jalyn up while Jalyn’s head is down to the mat and Shane lifts him up to the full powerbomb position…BUCKLE BOMB ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER! SHANE NOW IS BEGGING JALYN TO WALK TOWARDS HIM AND…KILL SHOT!! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS AFTER THE BUCKLE BOMB! SHANE COVERS!!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn gets the shoulder up! Shane Gates isn’t happy now as he hops on top of Jalyn now on the ground and he’s just slapping Jalyn as hard as he can tell him to stay down! Shane now throwing haymaker on top of the face of Jalyn Garcia and Jalyn is doing his very best to cover up!—BUT LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE! NVL IS STIRRING AND GETTING TO HIS FEET! ANGELA HAS A ANGRY LOOK ON HER FACE AS SHE WAITS FOR NVL TO TURN AROUND AND HE DOES…ANGELA WITH A SHOT TO NVL’S FACE!—BUT NVL GRABS HER BY THE HAND AND STOPS HER! ANGELA LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST SEEN A GHOST!—NVL NOW SWINGS THE THUMB TACKED BAT AT ANGELA’S HEAD!!! BUT ANGELA DUCKS IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO HURT HER PRETTY FACE?! :damn:
Jake Mercer: ANGELA TAKES THE TIME SHE HAS FROM THE DUCK AND RUNS AS FAST AS SHE CAN AS NVL IS CHASING HER WITH THE BAT!! STOP THIS MADMAN!! SHANE SEES THIS AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS INTO ANGELA AND PUSHES HER ASIDE AND NVL HITS SHANE STOMACH FIRST WITH THE THUMB TACK BAT!! NVL LIFTS IT HIGH AND HITS SHANE IN THE BACK WITH IT!! SHANE’S BODY IS OOZING SOME BLOOD! NVL WARNS ANGELA TO STAY BACK NOW AS HE PICKS UP SHANE AND SLIDES HIM IN THE RING AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE RING POST AND IS BENDING SHANE LIKE A PRETZEL WITH THE RING APRON AND NOW PLACES THE THUMB TACK BAT TO SHANE’S THROAT AND HE’S CHOKING HIM OUT BENDING HIM BACKWARDS AGAINST THE RING POST!
(Justin Windgate smiles at what he’s witnessing right in front of him.)
Gavin Kirkland: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! NVL FINALLY LET’S GO AND NOW SHANE IS OOZING BLOOD FROM HIS THROAT! NvL leaves Shane there struggling underneath the bottom turnbuckle at the ring post and drops the bat on the ground as he slides back in the ring and is measuring Jalyn Garcia! NvL runs at Jalyn now…BUT JALYN COUNTERS WITH THE FLAPJACK!! FLAPJACK RIGHT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…AND THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WAS EXPOSED! JALYN TOOK TIME TO REMOVE IT WHILE HE WAS ALONE IN THE RING! NVL IS HOLDING HIS NOSE AS JALYN IS UP AND HE ROLLS UP NVL FROM BEHIND!!
Jake Mercer: NVL KICKS OUT AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE UP AND RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO EACH OTHER! All three competitors are down now, who wants this more?! Jalyn is up to his feet first as he’s pulling himself up using the ropes and he walks over to NvL still on two knees and he grabs him by the head and lifts him up to his feet and now Jalyn places NvL between his legs..he’s gonna go for the Canadian Destroyer…But NvL counters it with a back body drop! Jalyn holds his back as he is up to his feet and in the corner, NvL now runs at Jalyn in the corner and connects with a forearm smash to Jalyn’s face! NvL lifts Jalyn up o the top rope now and throws several right hands to the face of Jalyn on the top rope! NvL goes up to the top rope with him now and HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX…HE HAS HIM IN POSITION!!
Gavin Kirkland: JALYN IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS SITUATION HERE! JALYN THROWING REPETITIVE BODY SHOTS NOW AND NOW HE HITS A HEADBUTT! BOTH MEN ARE TEETERING ON THE TOP ROPE NOW AND BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING HEADBUTTS! JALYN LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT ON THAT TOP ROPE AND NVL IS ABOUT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE—AND WOAH SHANE GATES RUNS UNDERNEATH NVL AND HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! A BUCKLE BOMB FROM SHANE NOW ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: SHANE GRABS NVL AND IMMEDIATELY LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS…HE SETTING IT UP!! HE’S SETTING UP FOR CALIFORNIAN DESTRUCTION….AND IT CONNECTS!! CALIFORNIAN DESTRUCTION!!! THE CROSS LEGGED SAMOAN DRIVER!! SHANE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH!! THE NATURAL INSTINCTS FROG SPLASH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE FROM JALYN OFF THE TOP ROPE!! HE LANDED ON SHANE’S BACK!! JALYN ROLLS NVL AWAY AND HOOKS THE LEGS OF SHANE GATES!! HE’S GOT IT!!! JALYN’S GONNA GET A NEW BREED TITLE SHOT!!
Jake Mercer: SHANE GATES’ WIFE ANGELA LEAPS AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!!
Jake Mercer: ANGELA NOW JUST HAMMERING AT THE BODY OF JALYN AS JALYN IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET! ANGELA AND JALYN ARE STARING DOWN ONE ANOTHER NOW! ANGELA SLAPS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF JALYN GARCIA!
Jake Mercer: BUT JALYN CAUGHT THE HAND! HE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO AS ANGELA IS BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS…..POISON!!!! THE SPIKE RANA CONNECTS ON ANGELA GRANT! THAT MIGHT FINALLY TAKE HER OUT OF THIS MATCH!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU FUCKING HIPPIE SHIT!!
Jake Mercer: GAVIN CALM DOWN!! LOOK! JALYN LOOKS DOWN AT BOTH MEN AND HE’S DECIDING WHO HE WANTS TO GO FOR! HE DECIDES TO PICK UP SHANE GATES AND KICKS SHANE IN THE MIDSECTION, HE’S SETTING UP FOR STAR DESTROYER—BUT SHANE REVERSES IT INTO AN ARM DRAG! JALYN IS UP FROM THE ARM DRAG AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A FOREARM FROM NVL!! JALYN IS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: SHANE CHARGES AT NVL AND LOOKS TO SPLASH HIM IN THE CORNER! BUT NVL SIDESTEPPED IT! HE GRABS SHANE’S HEAD AND LOWERS HIM DOWN FACING HIS BACK—STRAIGHT JACKET DROP!!! THE REVERSE IMPLANT DDT CONNECTS AND NVL COVERS SHANE!!
Jake Mercer: OH JALYN PICKS UP NVL AND TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! JALYN GOES AND COVERS SHANE!! HE’S GONNA PICK UP THE PIECES!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There?’ hits again as the crowd erupts in cheers. The referee raises Jalyns’s hand.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…..JJAAALLLYYYNNN GGGAARRCCIIAAA!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Damn, what a match between these three! It could’ve gone either way but Jalyn was in the right place at the right time! Jalyn did what he had to do to secure that title match and he has what he wants now, a shot at greatness!
(Justin Windgate stands from his chair and holds the championship high at ringside as Jalyn is doing the title around the waist motion inside the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Neither one of the guys from our brands came through tho. :noah:
(A few moments pass, which gives the Elitists still remaining at a ringside time to head to the back before heading to the next match.)
(‘Dethklok’ by Awaken hits through to the speakers to ear-deafening boos while Ryan Wilson nonchalantly makes his way out of the Gorilla position onto the stage. He scans the atmosphere before making his way down towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds… RYYYYANNNNNNN WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Jake Mercer: More than a year ago, Ryan Wilson made the bold statement of calling a match between Myles, Xander Payne, and his opponent tonight Drake King a piss break. Without a shadow of a doubt, tensions have been boiling between Wilson and King and tonight, he has the opportunity to make his statement reality and if he does do that, that will surely put him on a booster seat to the top.
(As Ryan Wilson sits in his designated corner, the entire arena gets up to their feet as they wait for the entrance of Drake King. They very surprisingly chant his name before ‘Ready For War’ by Adelitas Way blasts through the speakers, bringing out a volatile roar from the audience as Drake strides to the stage. With the newly-appointed EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, he detaches it and raises it in the air as the crowd pops even more.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT!! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds… HE IS YOUR NEW…………. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE KINGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Coming off one of my favourite moments at King Of Elite NOT involving the amazing presence of a woman, Drake King makes his first-ever walk down the ramp as our newly-crowned EAW World Heavyweight Champion. Not only has he been waiting all this time to proudly say he is a world champion, but he has also been waiting to shut down Wilson for what he said a year ago, and tonight will be a great exchange between these two.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Jake Mercer: The match is underway as the crowd settles down to their seats. Drake King and Ryan Wilson gather in the middle of the ring, eying each other down as WILSON CONNECTS WITH THE FIRST BLOW! A punch to the face doesn’t phase the champion as King looks extremely disappointed. He shakes his head as WILSON CHOPS HIS CHEST!! King unimpressed yet again as he responds with a knife-edge chop of his own! Both sides continue to exchange slaps to the chest, the crowd surprisingly cheering For King while booing for Wilson. I guess Ryan is just disliked that much.
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON COMES OFF THE ROPES!! KING FLOORS HIM WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!! HE WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE AS KING GOES INTO THE ROPES WHILE HE JUMPS DOWN!! KING JUMPS UP AND GOES FOR THE CURB STOMP!! THE CROWD CHEERS BUT WILSON ESCAPES AT THE LAST SECOND!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE COMES FROM THE CORNER AND SUPERKICKS WILSON!! BUT WILSON GRABBED HIS FOOT BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT!! WILSON THROWS THE FOOT INTO THE REFEREE, PUTTING IT IN THE REF’S HANDS AS DRAKE IS TRAPPED!! WILSON WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE CHARGES INTO HIM!! DRAKE USES HIS FREE FOOT TO JUMP UP AND FLOOR HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake King outsmarted Ryan Wilson as he reached through the ropes to grab him from above ringside. WILSON TURNS AROUND AND BLASTS HIM WITH A VISCOUS PUNCH! DRAKE IS STUNNED ON THE ROPES AS WILSON CLENCHES HIS TIGHTS AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A SUPLEX! SPINE-RATTLING IMPACT INTO THE FRONT OF THE BARRICADE AS WILSON LEANS KING ONTO THE STEEL STEPS.
Jake Mercer: Wilson now standing on the steel steps as he sits onto Drake’s shoulders and begins a rainfall of downward punches to the cranium! The crowd counting to the number of punches he’s committing to as DRAKE GOES UNDER AND DETACHES HIM FROM THE STEEL STEPS!! HE HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB AS HE RUNS THROUGH RINGSIDE!!! AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A RUNNING RELEASE POWERBOMB!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake gets him off the ground and inserts Wilson back into the squared circle. He steps onto the apron and springboards off the ropes!! AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM AS HE GOES OVER FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: KICK-OUT! Drake pulls Wilson back up to his feet and slams him down immediately with a snap suplex! He elects to not go for the cover as he leans him on the ropes and whips him over. Wilson turns it around, sending Drake instead as he follows behind! Drake holds onto the ropes, gets his feet up, but WILSON GRABS BOTH FEET, SPINS HIM AROUND AND DRIVES HIS KNEE ACROSS THE BACK WHILE KING IS HUNG FROM THE SECOND ROPE!! DRAKE IS STAGGERED!! WILSON LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND MOONSAULTS OVER!!! AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO KING WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! COVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE PULLS HIS SHOULDER UP! Wilson now holds Drake on his shoulders and positions him on the top turnbuckle. He steps up to accompany him as he hooks the tights! SUPERPLEX!! NO!! DRAKE DRIVES DOWN ELBOWS ONTO THE BACK OF THE NECK TO SOFTEN THE HOLD. HE SLIDES OVER HIS BACK AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A POWERBOMB!! BUT WILSON HOLDS FOR DEAR LIFE ON THE TURNBUCKLES AS DRAKE STRUGGLES TO RELEASE HIM! He relinquishes the hold, grabs his head, pulls it down and goes for a superkick! WILSON WITH A BACK KICK TO THE FACE, STOPPING HIM IN HIS TRACKS BEFORE PULLING HIS HEAD BACK UP AND SPINNING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TORNNNADOOOO DDDT!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE HOLDS ONTO WILSON!! THE UNMATCHED STRENGTH OF THE CHAMPION IS ON DISPLAY AS HE HOISTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND FORCES HIM SPLATTERING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! DRAKE LOOKS DOWN ON HIM BEFORE HE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SOARS ONTO WILDSIDE WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUICIDE DIVE! Drake yells “One more time” before sliding back into the ring and sprinting through the mat!! HE FLIES BETWEEN THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE DOESN’T GET HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND INSTEAD, HE PICKS HIM UP AND HANGS HIM FROM THE BARRICADE!! DRAKE GETTING REVENGE FOR THAT ROPE-HUNG MOONSAULT MOMENTS AGO AS HE STANDS ON THE APRON!! HE LEAPS OFF AND DRIVES THE POINT OF HIS KNEE INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! KNEE DROP ONTO THE SUSPENDED WILSON AS HE GETS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! HE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LANDS A FROG SPLASH INTO THE HEART OF RYAN WILSON!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! We may be nearing the end of this match as King now prepares for his finishing maneuver! He aggressively stomps his foot onto the canvas, hyping up the crowd before coming off the ropes!! FALLEN KINGDOM!! NO!! WILSON SIDESTEPS THE CURB STOMP AND DRILLS HIM WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SITS IN THE CORNER!! HE IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR KING TO RECOVER WHILE YELLING AT HIM TO GET THE HECK UP!! WILSON SPRINTS AND JUMPS UP!! SUPPPERMANNN PUNCH!!! BUT NO!! KING GRABS HIM IN MID AIR AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! HE PICKS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB AND RUNS ACROSS THE RING!! BUCKLEEE BOMBB!!!! IT CONNECTS AS WILSON COMES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN AS WILSON COLLAPSES OVER KING!! THE REFEREE COUNTS!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Drake was able to lift his shoulder up before the referee could smash his hand into the canvas for the third decisive count. Wilson was in the right place when he collapsed onto Drake and he is too exhausted at this point to even react to the resilience of the world champion. He gingerly gets up to his feet and picks him up by his waist and places him face-forwarded onto the top turnbuckle. He steps through the ropes and climbs as he helps King up and places him onto his shoulders! WILSON IS GOING FOR A SUPER POWERBOMB!! KING HOWEVER, ATTEMPTS TO WEAKEN THE HOLD VIA PUNCHES. KING BRINGS HIS HEAD DOWN AND SENDS HIM FOR A RIDE DOWN TO THE RING!! SUPER RANA!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WILSON HOLDS ONTO HIM AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO THE FOURTH WALL BREAK!! WILSON BREAKING THE FOURTH FALL HERE WITH THAT SEAMLESS TRANSITION FROM THE HURRICANRANA PREDICAMENT TO THE FULL-FLETCHED BOSTON CRAB AS HE HAS SINKS DEEP INTO THE BACK Of KING! WILSON HAS THE WORLD CHAMPION LOCKED IN CENTER OF THE RING AND IMAGINE THE HEADLINE TOMORROW IF WILSON GOT A SUBMISSION VICTORY OVER THE NEWLY-CROWNED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: Wilson has yet to receive championship gold here at Elite Answers Wrestling and making the current EAW World Heavyweight Champion reach his breaking point will put him on an upward trajectory. Wilson needs this victory more than ever as King scratches and claws his fingers towards the ropes! Everyone in this arena on their feet buzzing and wilding as King begins to twist his body and soften the hold by attacking the legs with punches!
Gavin Kirkland: King is able to drag his body to the bottom rope! But Wilson refuses to release the hold! The referee is nearing the end of the final count as Wilson pulls him off the ropes! KING MANAGES TO LAND ONTO HIS FEET, JUMP UP AND DECK WILSON WITH AN ENZIGURI!! WILSON IS DOWN AS KING DRAGS HIS BODY UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! I AM SURPRISED THAT KING WAS ABLE TO PULL THAT OUT OF HIS ARSENAL AFTER THE AMOUNT OF PAIN HE ENDURED UNDER THE FOURTH WALL BREAK. DRAKE NOW HAS HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE TOP ROPE AS WILSON IS LAID OUT ON THE MAT!! DRAKE FLIPS!! PHOOOENNNIIIIIXX SPLLAAASSSSH!!
Jake Mercer: WILSON GETS UP TO HIS FEET, GRABS HIS LEGS IN MID AIR AND TURNS HIM AROUND INTO THE FOURTH WALL BREAK!! HOW IN THE HELL DID WILSON HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO PULL THAT OFF!! IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM HIM AS DRAKE KING IS TRAPPED IN THE BOSTON CRAB YET AGAIN! THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN OUTMANEUVERED TWO TIMES IN A ROW AND THIS COULD BE IT! DRAKE TWISTS HIS BODY AROUND AND CRADLES HIM INTO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON TURNS IT AROUND!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!! BOTH ELITISTS QUICKLY RISE UP TO THEIR FEET! KING CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIT AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN!! KING LOOKING TO MAKE HIS OPPONENT SLEEP, BUT IT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS WILSON PULLS HIS ARM AWAY AND BRINGS KING DOWN INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS WELL AS KING GOT OUT AND GRABS HIS ARM!! GROUNDED COBRA CLUTCH!! IT IS SINKED IN DEEP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THE CROWD CHANTS FOR WILSON TO TAP OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON THROWS HIM DOWN OVER HIS SHOULDERS! THE COBRA CLUTCH IS RELINQUISHED AS BOTH MEN CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! WILSON SWINGS HIS ARM AND TAKES DRAKE KING OUT WITH A LAR- KING GRABS HIS ARM IN MID AIR, SPINS AROUND AND SUCKERS HIM INTO AN ARMBAR! ARMBAR TAKEDOWN HERE AS KING HAS HIM DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: RYAN HAS THE MONKEY GRIP INTERLOCKED WITH HIS FINGERS, ASSURING KING DOES NOT FULLY INITIATE THE ARMBAR! IT DOESN’T MATTER HOWEVER AS WILSON GETS ONTO HIS FEET AND BEGINS TO DEADLIFT HIM OFF THE CANVAS!! WHAT POWER BY WILSON AS HE RUNS AND PROJECTS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE’S HEAD GOES WHIPLASHING OF THE BUCKLE PADDING AS WILSON QUICKLY PULLS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GRASPS HIS TIGHTS!! HE LIFTS HIM UP!! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!! NO! DRAKE SWITCHES HOLDS AND LIFTS HIM UP INSTEAD!! BRAINNNNBUSTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAHHH!! HE GOES FOR THE IMMEDIATE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!! A sensational sequence of maneuvers from these two in the last two minutes. These two are putting on a clinic at Clash Of Kingdoms as King gingerly stands on both feet while Wilson recollects himself on the apron. Ryan uses the ropes to aid himself up while King walks over to him and tries to get him into the ring. BUT WILSON WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI! It sends King reeling into the ring as Wilson steps onto the middle rope. What does he have planned in his mind?
Gavin Kirkland: KING SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! HE GRABS WILSON’S TIGHTS AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE APRON!! HOLLLLLLLLLYYYY MOLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HE IS NOT FINISHED YET!! KING HOLDS ONTO THE SUPLEX HOLD AND PULLS HIM UP!!! FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCONNNNNNNNNNNNN ARRRRRRRRROWWWW!! WASTELAND CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! WILSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! KING IS LIVID AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND GETS HIS FEET ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! HE SPINS AROUND!! SPRINGBOARDD CURBB STOMPP!!!! WILSON CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!
Gavin Kirkland: A brutalizing counter by Ryan Wilson while he quickly rises back up to his feet! HE IS SEETHING IN THE CORNER!! HE SHOOTS OFF THE CANVAS!! CHAOOOOSSS THEEEORRRRRRYY!!! NO!!! DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND PUTS HIM IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!! WILSON WAS CAUGHT AND WE MAY SEE HIM TAP OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BUT WILSON MANAGES TO ROLL OVER AND PIN HIM DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE ESCAPES!!! BOTH MEN NOW GET UP TO THEIR FEET AND CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! WILSON CONNECTS WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE MUSHER! DRAKE REELS INTO THE ROPES, REBOUNDS OFF AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK IN RESPONSE!! They remain on their feet while WILSON SPINS AROUND!! AND BLASTS KING WITH A DISCUS FOREARM STRIKE!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE SETS OFF INTO THE ROPES AND RICOCHETS BACK INTO DRAKE’S DIRECTION! DRAKE GRABS HIM, SPINS HIM AROUND, AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE DARK SIDE SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
Jake Mercer: KICK-OUT!! DRAKE KING IS ACTUALLY SHOCKED AND CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! WILSON IS DOWN-AND-OUT ON HIS KNEES WHILE KING COMES OFF THE CORNER!! HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR!! AND STOMPS HIS HEAD INTO THE GROUND!! NO!!! FALLEN KINGDOM IS COUNTERED AS WILSON DODGED AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL-BOY!
Gavin Kirkland: KING QUICKLY EVADES THE PINFALL PREDICAMENT AND GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! SUPERKICK CONNECTS!! HE THEN PULLS HIM UP AND TWISTS HIM BY HIS WRIST!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! A DEVASTATING PRECISION KNEE STRIKE AS KING PULLS HIM BACK UP!! AND PUTS HIM DOWN WITH THE BLOOD IN THE WATER!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! WILSON GETS HIS HAND UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HOW IN THE HELL!?!?Drake King becoming apoplectic and frustrated as he gets back up to his feet. Wilson is somehow managing to stand up, coughing up blood as he stares into King’s eyes with determination. Wilson is asking for him to bring every ounce of everything he’s got! KING WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION, FORCING BLOOD OUT OF HIS MOUTH SPLATTERING ONTO THE CANVAS AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! HE JUMPS INTO THE AIR!! CURBBB STOMPP!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON USES DRAKE’S FOOT TO PROPEL HIM INTO THE AIR!! AND DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A POP-UP CUTTER!! CHAOS THEORY IN MID AIR VIA A SENSATIONAL COUNTER AS BRINGS HIM BACK UP!! HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND HOISTS HIM UP!!! SMALL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! THE MIC DROP CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE POWERS OUT!!! WILSON WAS MILLISECONDS AWAY FROM GETTING A VICTORY OVER THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION AS HE IS IN THE FACE OF THE REFEREE!! WILSON CLEARLY FRUSTRATED AS TWO OF HIS FINISHERS IN A ROW WASN’T ENOUGH TO PUT AWAY DRAKE KING! WILSON TURNS AROUND AS KING IS SOMEHOW BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! CHAOOOOOS THEEEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! DRAKE SHRUGS HIM AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE UP AGAINST THE JAW!!! WILSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! BOTH MEN ARE SOMEHOW STILL ABLE TO STAY ON THEIR FEET AS DRAKE JUMPS UP!! ENZIGURI ACROSS THE FACE!! WILSON BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND ROPE BUT EATS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!! WILSON IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS-
Jake Mercer: DRAKE COMES OFF THE CORNER!! WILSON JUMPS UP AND FLIPS HIM OVER INTO A CANADIAN DESTROYER!! DRAKE’S SKULL GOES SPIKING OFF THE CANVAS AS RYAN WILSON QUICKLY ASCENDS TO HIS FEET! RYAN CHARGES INTO DRAKE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE GUILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAKE KING WITH THE SICK KICK TO THE FACE OUT OF NOWHERE AS RYAN WILSON IS DOWN-AND-OUT!! HE CRAWLS OVER AND PLACES HIS ARM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! COUNT IT!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. DRAAAKKKKKEEE KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!
Jake Mercer: Look who’s the piss break now! Drake King finally puts a year-long dispute to rest and he further proves at Clash Of Kingdoms that he was born to be a champion. He wasn’t born to be a piss break; he was born to be a playmaker, shot caller, and a main eventer and he proved that by putting on a next-level performance in his first appearance as our new EAW World Heavyweight Champion. Looks like his injuries didn’t bother him at all in the end.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake puts an emphasizing cap on the last successful seven days. He started with the crowning of his first World Championship and he ended with a star-studded win over the unsuccessful Ryan Wilson. At the beginning, we all knew that Drake King would be the future and here he stands at the top of the mountain.
(‘Ready For War’ by Adelitas Way hits an earthquaking pop as Drake King gingerly gets up at his feet. He is handed his EAW World Heavyweight Championship before raising it in the air and trash-talking the down-and-out Ryan Wilson.)
(Commerical break promoting Dynasty and the aftermath of events such as King of Elite and Clash of Kingdoms on the EAW Network!)
(Clash of Kingdoms returns from commercial break.)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for…
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…
(‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen fills the stadium.)
Bella Braxton: All the way from Detroit, Michigan, in the United States of America… THE VIIIIISSSSUUUUUUAAAAAAAALLLLL PROOOOOOOOOPPPPPHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!
(The Visual Prophet appears on stage and holds his arms up and out to the crowd. There’s only a small gyration before he decides to make his way to the ring. There’s no sense in starting a war over here. Viz interacts with a few of the fans on his way down the ramp. At the ring, he hops up onto the apron and flips himself over the top rope and into the ring. The Visual Prophet blesses The Khalifa International Stadium with The Visual Vogue session as his music fades.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…
(‘Toxic Valentine’ by All Time Low hits all through the stadium.)
Bella Braxton: From Venice, California, in the United States of America… JAAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
(The strobe lights are flashing as Jake Smith steps out onto the stage. His smug face and strutting is punctuated with the slicking back of his hair. His cocky smirk leads him down the ramp and towards the ring. Jake takes it right upon himself to spit in the face of the fans that try to touch him as he walks. At the ring, Jake Smith climbs inside and gives a spin before raising his arms into the air and letting the crowd jeer on. With another smug snort, Jake hits his corner and sprawls out on the top turnbuckle, waiting for his music to fade.)
Gavin Kirkland: And here comes this bullshit match!
Jake Mercer: Bullshit?! This is Jake Smith and The KING Visual Prophet! Both men are pioneers in this industry! Jake Smith moreso thanks to his professional wrestling debut in 1492 when he won the Christopher Columbus Classic in Spain!
Gavin Kirkland: You are an idiot.
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet and Jake Smith are circling each other right now. Both men sizing each other up. There’s war on the horizon and any moment now this stadium is going to explode.
(DING DING DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: The fuse is lit and here we go!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith coming out strong and laying into the Visual Prophet with some mighty right hands! The Visual Prophet not giving so much as an inch as he goes right back at Jake Smith with some right hands of his own! These two are trading blows back and forth as they’ve just teleported back to the schoolyard! It’s recess, bitches!
Gavin Kirkland: The Visual Prophet goes for a quick forearm to change up tactics but Jake Smith ducks underneath! Jake Smith going for an elbow smash to the back of the Visual Prophet’s skull but the Prophet’s too quick and sidesteps right out of Smith’s elbow’s path! Both men are staring each other down now. Visual Prophet winking at Jake.
Jake Mercer: And Smith glaring daggers in the Prophet’s direction. Neither one of these men is feeling each other! Not like back in ’87 when the Visual Prophet was in an I Can’t Feel My Face When I’m With You Handicap Match against that incredibly talented and musically gifted tag team: Week/End.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s not even a thing.
Jake Mercer: You had to be there to know about it. Anyways, it looks like Jake Smith is ready to take things up a notch! He leaps at the Visual Prophet and sends him down to the mat with a beautiful lariat that catches the Prophet off guard! The Visual Prophet isn’t down for long though and pops back up to his feet. Jake Smith turns around and the Visual Prophet is right there with an explosive dropkick to send Jake Smith sprawling backward! Smith’s not down on the mat long either!
Gavin Kirkland: These two tremendous athletes are bouncing back from each other’s attacks with style and ease. Neither one of them is looking to let the other get control of this match. But it looks like the Visual Prophet’s going to keep on the pressure as he takes off in Jake Smith’s direction and sends him back down to the mat with a running knee strike! Jake Smith rolls to get some room but the Prophet is right there after him!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith gets up to his knees and the Visual Prophet aims a kick at his chest! Smith catches the Prophet’s foot and yanks him down to the mat! As the Prophet pops back up, Smith leaps at him and takes him down with a modified kneeling clothesline! Smith rolls away and the Visual Prophet takes a moment to recover!
Gavin Kirkland: I have to admit, as much as I hate being in Qatar for this bullshit because we don’t get to see not one tit or one ass cheek, among the rest of this Allah Lallah Ding Dong shit, that these two are giving me a reason to actually give a shit.
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith back on his feet now and the Visual Prophet is quick to follow. Smith catches the Prophet with a running forearm that sends the Visual Prophet right into the ropes. The Visual Prophet rebounds off and Jake Smith is right there with an arm drag to plant Viz down on the mat once again! Smith really showing shades of his early days here! Fundamentals!
Gavin Kirkland: Smith attempting to keep the pressure on with a stomp but the Visual Prophet rolls out of harm’s way and back up to his feet. Smith goes for a kick but his leg is caught by the Prophet! The Visual Prophet converts right into a dragon screw! Smith hits the mat and the Prophet is right on top of him and raining punches down into the face of Jake Smith! Here’s where the tides turn!
Jake Mercer: Or will they? I’ve seen Jake Smith get out of tighter spots than this. At NOW! That’s What I Call Wrestling it was Jake Smith versus Barney Trubble at Criss Cross Applesauce. And let me tell you, that Barney Trubble is no easy mark. His finisher, The Bamm-Bamm, has ended careers!
Gavin Kirkland: Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?
Jake Mercer: I’ve seen it all, Gavin. I’ve seen it all. And right there, Jake Smith catches the Visual Prophet with a stiff elbow to the skull! Smith shoves Viz off and scurries to the ropes to get some room and starts pulling himself to his feet. The Visual Prophet also returning to his feet and headed for Smith like a bat out of hell! Smith catches wind of it at the last moment and drops, yanking the ropes down and there goes the Visual Prophet!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! THE VISUAL PROPHET LANDED ON THE APRON! Viz grabbed the ropes at the last second and he’s hanging on! Smith is right there and rocks Viz with a strong forearm but the Prophet doesn’t let go. Prophet fights back with a elbow to Smith’s head and both men are wobbly! Smith grabs the Visual Prophet and lifts him up, bringing him back into the ring with a VICIOUS SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith taking hold of the reins of this match and not letting go! And it doesn’t look like he’s letting go of the Visual Prophet either! Smith rolls through and… locks in the CROSSFACE! YES! JAKE SMITH HAS THE VISUAL PROPHET IN THE CROSSFACE! Smith pouring on the pressure!
Gavin Kirkland: And The Visual Prophet is trying his damnedest to get free! Viz refuses to tap! He’s not letting Smith get over on him this early! The Prophet reaches for the ropes but he’s not close enough! Smith tries to reposition himself to keep the hold locked in but the Visual Prophet is pulling– dragging himself towards the side of the ring by sheer force of will and that outstretched hand latches onto the ropes and the official makes Smith break the hold!
Jake Mercer: Did you see that? The unrivaled talent of Jake Smith is on full display tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Right alongside the unrivaled resilience of The Visual Prophet! So what?
Jake Mercer: The Prophet keeps using those ropes to get himself up and back on his feet. He’s still recovering but he’s not going down without a fight. And the look in his eyes showing that he’s got a ton of fight left!
Gavin Kirkland: Smith looking smug as he watches the Visual Prophet find some energy to keep on coming. The Prophet still wobbly as he lets go of the ropes and that’s all Smith needed to see. Smith rushes in with a SUPERKICK to lay the Prophet out but Viz shoves that kick up onto his shoulder and TRAPS SMITH’S LEG! THE PROPHET PULLS SMITH IN AND LOCKS HIS ARMS AROUND HIM! LEG TRAPPED BELLY-TO-BELLY!
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! HOW! WHAT! HOW!
Gavin Kirkland: The Visual Prophet showing his innovation right there!
Jake Mercer: I haven’t seen a move like that since The Audible Historian took on Flakey Smythe Rogers in a Hell in the Well match back in ’07!
Gavin Kirkland: What is a Hell in the Well match?
Jake Mercer: Think boiling water. And spikes.
Gavin Kirkland: … the fuck?
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet’s back on his feet and standing over Smith with a smug look on his face. I’ll tell you this, Viz better stays alert if he’s going to keep Smith down! He better capitalize while he can.
Gavin Kirkland: While he can? Did you see what I just saw? The Prophet has this match in the bag.
Jake Mercer: Viz with the cover!
Gavin Kirkland: And Jake Smith with the kick out after one!
Jake Mercer: Told you.
Gavin Kirkland: Smith getting back to his feet and favoring that leg a bit. It looks like he may have tweaked it a bit after that move from Viz. Viz is right there to meet Smith as he gets up and goes for the snapmare! Smith counters with a drop toe hold and goes right for the armbar! But the Visual Prophet manages to escape with a corkscrew kip-up that pulls his arm free of Smith’s grip!
Jake Mercer: Viz is up and Smith is right there as the Prophet spins around to meet him! Smith doubles Viz over with a kick to the gut and Smith hoists him up and drops him with a crucial brainbuster! Viz crumples to the mat and Jake Smith hops back up to his feet. Smith backing up and measuring as Viz tries to get his footing under him.
Gavin Kirkland: The Prophet’s lost sight of Jake Smith…
Jake Mercer: HEAD DECAPITATOR! BEAUTIFUL SHINING WIZARD BY JAKE SMITH!
Gavin Kirkland: … and he pays dearly for it. Smith with the cover!
Jake Mercer: NO! The Prophet kicking out before three!
Gavin Kirkland: Both of these men showing their impressive stamina and presence here tonight. Neither one is willing to let the other get that three count.
Jake Mercer: Smith pulling Prophet up to his feet and makes his knees buckle with a stiff forearm to the side of Prophet’s head. Smith yanks Viz close… STO!
Gavin Kirkland: Not today, Allah’s Satan! The Visual Prophet counters with an elbow to Smith’s skull! And another one! Smith loses his grip and The Visual Prophet splatters Smith into the mat with a brutal spinebuster! Viz pops up and takes off towards the turnbuckle! He’s up top and he’s watching Smith like a damn hawk!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith’s back is to Viz as he finds this feet underneath him. Smith turning around now… DIVING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET! SMITH GOES END OVER END! The Visual Prophet showing those same high flying talents as when he wrestled an alligator on a cargo plane back in 1917!
Gavin Kirkland: You weren’t even born then.
Jake Mercer: The Internet exists for a reason, Kirkland.
Gavin Kirkland: It’s taking a moment for both of these men to get to their feet. Visual Prophet’s up first. Jake Smith is pulling himself up by the ropes. Both men are looking tired and a little worse for the wear but Jake Smith shakes off the cobwebs built by that diving clothesline and squares up.
Jake Mercer: Looks like the Prophet is doing the same. They lock up in the center of the ring and neither one of them seems to be budging! Smith takes the Prophet back a step and the Prophet returns the favor. Smith gives footing and slings the Prophet towards the ropes with an Irish whip! Viz bounces off and Smith brings him down with a quick arm drag! Smith’s up and TWISTING SNAP ELBOW DROP! Right to the heart!
Gavin Kirkland: The Prophet ate all of that one and rolls away before Smith can make the cover. Smith comes for the Prophet again, aiming a kick at Viz’s head but the Prophet pulls himself out of harm’s way. Back on his feet now, the Visual Prophet rebounds off the nearby ropes and knocks the momentum out of Jake Smith with an impressive shoulder block! Smith pops back up but Viz tags him with a second running shoulder block for good measure!
Jake Mercer: Smith back on his feet though and staggering Viz’s momentum this time with a stiff kick to the Prophet’s gut. Prophet backs up and Jake Smith grabs him and crushes him into the ring with a fisherman suplex! Smith with the bridge!
Jake Mercer: And The Visual Prophet kicks out!
Gavin Kirkland: Smith dragging Viz up and slinging him into the corner. Smith holds him there and gives him a brutal chop across the chest! The Prophet shoves Smith back and explodes out of the corner after Smith! Smith meets him and Viz goes for another dragon screw but SMITH LANDS ON HIS HANDS AND TWISTS FREE OF THE PROPHET’S GRIP! Smith recovers and baseball slides right into the Prophet’s legs, taking them out from underneath him!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith’s flawless form on display here as he stands up and measures the Prophet rising to his feet. The Prophet’s up and Jake Smith lands a VICIOUS SUPERKICK right to the side of Viz’s head! Viz hits the mat and I think he might be out! Jake Smith could walk away with the victory right here! Just like in ’92 when he pinned Luigi Manicotti in Italy!
Gavin Kirkland: But he’s not making the cover! It looks like Smith wants to make the Prophet pay a little more here. Smith is in the corner, one hand on the ropes and he’s egging the Prophet to get up! It looks like he wants to send the Prophet packing! And to be honest, I’m kind of in the same boat. Time to put this match to bed so I can spend some much needed time with my Kassidy Heart Real Doll…
Jake Mercer: Prophet makes it up to his knees… and here comes Jake Smith! SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THE VISUAL PROPHET with the MATRIX DODGE! Viz bends backward and Smith’s leg goes right over him! The Visual Prophet pops up to his feet as Smith spins around to recover and Viz all smiles as he grabs Smith up for the reverse STO and… VDT! VDT! HE HIT IT! And Jake Smith has to have NO CLUE WHERE IN THE FUCK HE IS RIGHT NOW! Do the smart thing, Spike Vee and cover this man! This could be your only chance!
Jake Mercer: Nope. Looks like The Visual Prophet is taking a page out of Jake Smith’s well-crafted book! Viz dragging Smith’s body back up to his feet! Smith is still out of it and The Visual Prophet is practically holding him up! Viz looking around at the crowd here in Qatar and I don’t think I like where this is going. I know that look!
Gavin Kirkland: We all know that look and that look could get us killed here! Don’t you do it, Prophet! Don’t you fucking dare!
Jake Mercer: Viz! No!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh shit… there it is! Viz planting a quick kiss on Jake’s forehead! The Visual Prophet has just marked Jake Smith! And I don’t know shit about these hokey ass space religions over here but I’m pretty sure he might’ve just started World War Three with that!
Jake Mercer: Smith still seems out of it as The Visual Prophet gives himself some room to work. Viz letting go of Smith and Smith almost drops but he manages to stop himself. Smith is staggered and the Visual Prophet has him right where he wants him.
Gavin Kirkland: KISS TO THE HEAD! That elbow knocks Jake Smith clean out! Jake Smith is down! And this match is all but over guys! The Visual Prophet drops down to cover Smith… but stops short. What is he doing?! Viz, what are you doing?!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet opting NOT to make the cover on Jake Smith and… what the hell?! Viz drawing an X on Jake Smith’s chest with his finger and then hopping back up to his feet. Smith is out and the Visual Prophet is up on that top turnbuckle folks! He’s going to put this man away for good!
Gavin Kirkland: The Visual Prophet standing tall! Jake Smith is still out! Viz leaps up and off that top rope… BOW TO THE HEART!
Jake Mercer: NO! JAKE SMITH GETS A BOOT UP AND KNOCKS ALL THE WIND OUT OF THE VISUAL PROPHET’S CHEST! SMITH’S UP ON HIS FEET AND PULLING THE VISUAL PROPHET TO HIS FEET! BROKEN WINGS! BROKEN WINGS! JAKE SMITH PUTTING A STOP TO THE PROPHET’S FLIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT! JAKE SMITH MAKES THE COVER!
(DING DING DING!)
Jake Mercer: WOW! He did it! Jake Smith has done it again! A massive win here! By the Mightiest One!
Gavin Kirkland: Finally. Now, where are the bitches?
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… THE MIGHTIEST ONE, JAKE SMITH!!!
Jake Mercer: Come on Gavin, this is huge! My name twin just got one of the biggest comebacks he could possibly get by somehow defeating the newly crowned King of Elite! You’ve got to admit, that’s incredible!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, I didn’t expect that result I guess. Anyways I need an actual woman on my screen now, hurry this celebration or whatever up, please.
(‘Toxic Valentine’ hits and the crowd begins to boo, but Jake clearly doesn’t care as he has a slight look of shock on his face before slowly beginning to grin. Surely he knows not everyone thought he could do it, which is why this win feels so much better to Jake as he has his hand raised by the referee, while the Visual Prophet is still down on the mat.)
(A few minutes pass as the officials help The Visual Prophet to his feet and outside of the ring, before moving onto the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following is a CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MATCH, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!…
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits and the crowd begins cheering very loudly as Andrea Valentine makes her way out to the stage. She’s covered in a full-body suit, with said suit still sporting her usual colors as she carries the EAW Championship on her shoulder. She has a smile on her face walking down the ramp, as she is facing someone she has wanted to for a long time in the first-ever women’s match in Saudi Arabia.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 110 pounds, SHE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, AAANNNDDRREEAAA VVAAAALLEEENNTIIIINNEE!!!
Jake Mercer: See they’re advertising this match as the first women’s match in Saudi Arabia, but anyone who’s seen TTW back in early 2006 would know that-
Gavin Kirkland: Nope! Not having it! Besides, I bet “TTW” or whatever didn’t have Andrea Valentine and Cameron Ella Ava! This is the first-ever women’s match here in Saudi, and honestly, this is a great choice of women! Andrea Valentine and Cameron Ella Ava, I don’t know who I’m jealous of more! Jamie O’Hara or Malcolm Jones!
Jake Mercer: Malcolm Jones?… Anyways, this match is important for women’s wrestling here in EAW, but I bet this is also important to Andrea personally. She herself said that at one point she looked up to Cameron Ella Ava. Now, these two are opponents. If she can win here tonight, that’d do wonders for her I bet.
Gavin Kirkland: Uhh, yeah. What you said.
Jake Mercer: Why do you have a bottle of lotion next to you?
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron Ella Ava and Andrea Valentine are wrestling each other.
Jake Mercer: Fair.
(‘ULTRAnumb’ (Exterminated Remix) by Blue Stahli follows, and the crowd continues to cheer as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the ring, wearing a seemingly Wonder Woman inspired tracksuit, as she has a smile on her face and the Answers World Championship on her shoulder. She has a confident look as she makes her way down the ramp, and then into the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 130 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, CAAAAAMERON ELLAAAAA AAAAAAVVAAA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Well I guess I gotta talk now. Just like Andrea Valentine, at King of Elite Cameron Ella Ava conquered a walrus. After their wins over Terry Chambers and Xander Payne respectively, I bet not many people expected to see them facing each other this week.
Jake Mercer: I sure didn’t, for many reasons. We’re in Saudi Arabia, they’re probably not at their 100 percent, and probably more. We’ve been blessed though Gavin. We’ve been blessed.
Gavin Kirkland: I am so excited for this. Let’s just start it already!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: The match is underway! Andrea Valentine and Cameron Ella Ava, this should be a good one! The two competitors start off locking up, and I don’t expect to see these two try and kill each other or anything after all the injuries they likely received just a week ago at King of Elite. They both went through incredibly violent matches against Terry Chambers and Xander Payne respectively, but fortunately they came out on top!
Gavin Kirkland: Fortunately for us at least. Why would anyone want to see those two fat pigs with the World Championships instead of these two gorgeous women? Anyways, Cameron is the first to attack as she manages to get Andrea in a headlock, but that doesn’t last too long as Andrea lifts Cameron up, hoping to hit a back suplex- BUT CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET! Andrea notices though and immediately pulls Cameron to the ground for a grounded headlock!
Jake Mercer: Cameron wraps her legs around Andrea’s head in order to free herself from the headlock, but Andrea kips up to her feet to escape that hold from Cameron! Cameron now getting to her feet as well, and now we have a staredown on our hands, and these fans seem to be enjoying this! The two slowly reapproaching each other, and now they lock up once again!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m so glad I didn’t miss out on the opportunity to commentate an Andrea Valentine and Cameron Ella Ava match.
Jake Mercer: Same here.
Gavin Kirkland: The hottest Ava in EAW today has managed to get Andrea down to a knee, and now she’s applied a rear chinlock! Gotta say I’d love to do the same to Andrea. I’d also love being in Andrea’s position right now. Unfortunately Andrea does not feel the same way, because it looks like she’s trying to get back to her feet!
Jake Mercer: Trying and succeeding! Andrea now with a snapmare to Cameron! Andrea running the ropes now, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK TO- NO! CAMERON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE DRAGS ANDREA UP, GERMAN SUPLEX- NO, ANOTHER COUNTER! ANDREA MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET, AND NOW SHE HITS THE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD JUST AS SHE WAS GETTING BACK UP! Andrea doesn’t look finished there as she’s running the ropes now, AND NOW SHE HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO CAMERON’S BACK! The first cover of the match now by Andrea!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! Cameron kicks out! Thank God, I don’t want this to end so soon, who knows when I’ll have another chance seeing these two in the ring together? Both women are getting back up, and now Andrea irish whips Cameron into the ropes, BUT CAMERON RESPONDS WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Andrea is getting back to her feet and now it’s Cameron running the ropes on her own, AND CAMERON DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY ANDREA BEFORE RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE PAIR! CAMERON NOW WITH A-
Jake Mercer: WELL SHE TRIED TO HIT A ROLLING WHEEL KICK BUT ANDREA CAUGHT HER LEG! ANDREA NOW WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO CAMERON’S OTHER LEG! I remember seeing Andrea do something similar just a week ago during her match with Terry and she walked out of that one still EAW Champion, maybe she’s got the right idea here as she now locks in a kneebar on Cameron! This is definitely not something you see very often from Andrea, but after all the time she spent in MMA back in the early 2000’s, it was only a matter of time until we saw her start using some of these hidden tricks she’s had up her sleeve!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t remember ever hearing about Andrea doing MMA, and she seems pretty young to have done it that long ago, but who cares? These two are already thinking outside of the box here as Andrea has Cameron Ella Ava in that kneebar! It doesn’t last too long though, as Cameron quickly pulls herself to the ropes! Andrea letting go of Cameron- AND NOW CAMERON JUST DELIVERED A HUGE RIGHT HAND AS ANDREA TRIED TO PICK HER UP! CAMERON GETTING BACK TO HER FEET, AND THERE’S A BICYCLE KICK!
Jake Mercer: That punch and kick caught Andrea by surprise! She’s on spaghetti legs now as she tumbles towards the ropes! Cameron now charging in- BUT ANDREA USES BOTH FEET TO PUSH HER BACK! Andrea charging towards Cameron now, BUT CAMERON WITH A BACK BODY DROP, SENDING HER OVER THE TOP- WAIT, NO! ANDREA MANAGES TO LAND ON TOP OF THE APRON! CAMERON ATTEMPTING TO KNOCK ANDREA OFF THE APRON- BUT ANDREA CATCHES CAMERON’S HAND! ANDREA WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO WAY! CAMERON JUST SHOVED ANDREA OFF THE TURNBUCKLES! POOR ANDREA JUST FLEW RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Please let her be okay. :mjcry:
Jake Mercer: That was a bit of a nasty landing, but nothing Andrea can’t recover from! Andrea’s been wrestling since she was 13 years old! I remember I was there in her professional debut over ten years ago, and man was that match brutal!
Gavin Kirkland: Was she really wrestling for that long? How come nobody ever talks about it?
Jake Mercer: The promotions she wrestled in were pretty under the radar. You won’t find it online or anything.
Gavin Kirkland: Huh, I see. Anyways, Andrea is getting back to her feet it looks like, but Cameron, it looks like that’s what she was waiting for! CAMERON’S RUNNING THE ROPES, DON’T DO THIS! SUICIDE DIVE!! NO NO NO!! THAT SUICIDE DIVE CAMERON HIT WAS BEAUTIFUL, BUT ANDREA COULD BE HURT! Jake I can’t continue watching this, this match needs to stop now!
Jake Mercer: Gavin we’re barely getting started knowing these two! Cameron rolling Andrea back into the ring now, and now she runs the ropes! IN EXCELSI- NO! ANDREA AVOIDS THE BICYCLE KNEE, AND NOW SHE JUMPS ONTO CAMERON’S SHOULDERS! ATOMIC BLONDE- WAIT A SECOND, WHAT!? CAMERON MANAGED TO AVOID THE ATOMIC BLONDE BY JUST BARELY LANDING ON HER FEET, AND NOW SHE PULLS ANDREA INTO A ROLL UP!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA IS STILL ALIVE! Both competitors quickly get to their feet, AND CAMERON ATTEMPTS THE GODDESS’ TOUCH BUT ANDREA DUCKS IT! ANDREA LIFTING CAMERON UP AND THIS TIME IT’S HER ATTEMPTING A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT CAMERON HITS AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! CAMERON NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE ROPES- BUT THERE’S ANDREA WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: Andrea not finished yet as she runs the ropes while Cameron is down in a seated position, AND THERE’S A RUNNING METEORA BY ANDREA! It looks like Andrea managed to find her way back into this match despite that suicide dive, and now she’s going for the cover on Cameron!
Jake Mercer: Cameron still kicks out at two! You’ve got to appreciate the amount of fight these two still have after everything they went through at King of Elite.
Gavin Kirkland: Of course Cameron is still fighting! Fighting Xander Payne is as dangerous as fighting the first homeless man you find on the street, just look at him! There’s no way Showdown’s busty brunette beauty was gonna lose to him!
Jake Mercer: Unfortunately the BBB is already taken as an acronym, that would’ve been a perfect nickname.
Gavin Kirkland: Andrea Valentine now climbing to the top rope, meanwhile Cameron is slowly starting to come to her senses and get back to her feet. Andrea is perched up top, and I don’t think Cameron realizes what’s coming! ANDREA WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT, CAMERON ROLLS BACK ONTO HER FEET! CAMERON IS STILL HOLDING ANDREA IN HER HANDS, AND WE SAW TERRY DO SOMETHING SIMILAR IN HIS MATCH WITH ANDREA AS HE CAUGHT HER RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR WHEN SHE ATTEMPTED THAT SAME MOVE! CAMERON HOLDING ANDREA UP- BUT NOW ANDREA IS ELBOWING THE SIDE OF CAMERON’S FACE! CAM LET’S HER GO, AND NOW THERE’S A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI BY THE EAW CHAMPION! ANDREA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES WHILE CAM IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!
Gavin Kirkland: WONDER WOMAN PUNCH!! ANDREA WAS JUST KNOCKED OUT COLD WITH THAT FOREARM SMASH OUT OF NOWHERE, AND I THINK THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE IT! CAMERON NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, AND JUST LIKE THAT I THINK THIS ONE IS OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, IT’S NOT DONE! THE STUNNING BLONDE ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE! I actually thought that was it, thank God it isn’t! I’m scared that after this I might actually have to watch another boring men’s match again! God that’d be tragic, please just fight forever you two!
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t be against these two fighting forever to be honest. Anyways, Cameron looks a bit frustrated at the fact that Andrea kicked out, I just wonder what the plan is now! Cameron grabbing Andrea by the legs and she’s looking around the arena. It looks like they all know what she’s setting up for, and I think I know too! LASSO OF TRUTH INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ANDREA LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE BEFORE CLIMBING UP TOP! ANDREA TURNING AROUND, BUT CAMERON RUNS UP TOP AS WELL! GODDESS’ TOUCH- NO! ANDREA KICKS CAMERON’S LEG OUT, CAUSING HER TO DROP DOWN BACK TO THE MAT! CAMERON DID SOMETHING SIMILAR TO XANDER PAYNE WHICH LED TO HER WINNING HER MATCH AGAINST HIM, BUT IT DIDN’T WORK THIS TIME AS ANDREA MANAGED TO AVOID THE MOVE ONCE AGAIN! ANDREA NOW DIVING AS CAMERON GETS BACK UP! DIVING METEORA BY ANDREA!! THE COVER NOW!
Jake Mercer: CAMERON MANAGES TO KICK OUT THIS TIME! Andrea is shocked, and now she’s going right back after that leg from before! Andrea this time has an ankle lock applied and once again she used a similar strategy against Terry Chambers but this time she’s not using a grounded version, seeing as Cameron Ella Ava isn’t as big as Terry so Andrea shouldn’t have as much trouble keeping the submission in tact.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m guessing Andrea is trying to stop Cameron’s ability from using some of her main finishing moves. If she can’t even walk how is she supposed to perform the Goddess’ Touch? Cameron is trying to reach for the ropes but I doubt she’ll be able to reach it as easily as she did near the start of this match! Oh no, Cameron is in trouble! Jake, please, is there anything we can do?
Jake Mercer: What?
Gavin Kirkland: To help! We need to help Cameron, I don’t want Andrea to break her ankle!
Jake Mercer: What are you talking about? We can’t help them! Besides, Cameron will be fine, maybe.
Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean maybe??
Jake Mercer: Look man I don’t know! Cameron is in a tough spot right now, but I think she can find a way out of it! Cameron Ella Ava won the Answers World Championship surviving an Extreme Elimination Chamber just like Andrea Valentine, surely she should be able to get out of this!
Gavin Kirkland: I sure hope so! Cameron is still reaching out for those ropes but it’s no use! She’s way too far from them- BUT WAIT! YES! CAMERON MANAGES TO GET ONTO HER OTHER FOOT, AND SHE KICKS ANDREA OFF OF HER! SHE’S BACK IN THIS ONE, THE BBB IS BACK!
Jake Mercer: I told you BBB is taken by the Big Bak Bhampion, but you’re right! Cameron has managed to fight out of the ankle lock, and now she’s back on her feet! Cameron running right after Andrea- BUT ANDREA AVOIDS A LARIAT, CAUSING CAMERON TO COLLIDE WITH THE ROPES! ANDREA JUMPING ONTO CAM FROM BEHIND AS SHE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM, ATOMIC BLONDE!!! THAT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE! THE ATOMIC BLONDE CONNECTS AND CAMERON MAY BE OUT! THE COVER BY ANDREA!
Jake Mercer: IT’S NOT DONE!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: NO IT’S NOT DONE! THE GODDESS MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH EVERYONE, THE FIRST EVER WOMEN’S MATCH IN SAUDI ARABIA IS STILL ON! ONCE AGAIN, THANK GAWD, I DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO SEEING MEN! Unlike myself, Andrea looks pretty frustrated and confused at Cameron managing to kick out, but this is what Andrea wanted! Andrea wanted the chance to face, and put away the Answers World Champion, she has to have expected this type of fight here!
Jake Mercer: Well, she may have expected it but I’ll admit I didn’t. Not after King of Elite. I’ll understand Xander Payne isn’t the greatest competition to the eyes of many, but he did a lot of damage to the Goddess. I didn’t think she’d put on such a good performance here tonight despite that. I guess that’s why she’s the Answers World Champion. Andrea is wondering what’s left for her to do, and I’ll admit I don’t even know! These two are giving this match everything they’ve got! Wait, Andrea slowly beginning to climb to the top rope, and it looks like she’s got an idea now! I don’t know what it is, but at this rate she may be able to finish off Cam here!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t like this.. I don’t like this one bit..
Jake Mercer: I don’t think any of Cameron Ella Ava’s fans like this right now. Cameron managed to kick out of the Atomic Blonde, but if this here connects it may be over! MAGIC HOUR BY ANDREA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! CAMERON JUST BARELY MANAGED TO REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS AND ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, ANDREA JUST CRASHED INTO THE MAT! I feel bad for Andrea, that must’ve hurt, but that was her own fault! Andrea took an unnecessary risk there, and as you can see, this was the consequence! Now Cameron is beginning to find her way back to her feet, and I think I know what’s next! If you ask me, this is the end! Cameron charging in as Andrea gets back up-
Jake Mercer: SPINNING BACK FIST BY ANDREA!! THAT CAUGHT CAMERON BY SURPRISE AS SHE DROPS TO BOTH KNEES HOLDING HER NOSE, BUT WAIT! ANDREA WITH A STEP UP SENTO- NO! CAMERON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT SENTON AS WELL AS ONCE AGAIN ANDREA CRASHES INTO THE MAT! CAMERON NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS ANDREA SOMEHOW ONCE AGAIN MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET, AND THERE’S THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!! THE GODDESS’ TOUCH CONNECTS!!! ANDREA IS DONE, SHE’S OUT OF IT! CAMERON IS CRAWLING ON TOP OF HER AND WHILE I’D ALSO LOVE TO BE ON TOP OF ANDREA VALENTINE, THAT’S NOT THE POINT HERE! THE POINT IS, THIS MATCH IS OVER, THE COVER BY CAMERON!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S OVER, THIS ONE IS- Wait, what?
Jake Mercer: ANDREA’S HAND WAS BARELY UNDER THE ROPES! THE REFEREE NOTICED IT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, THE MATCH ISN’T OVER, IT’S NOT OVER YET!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW LUCKY COULD ANDREA HAVE BEEN JUST NOW!? THIS MATCH WAS OVER YET SOMEHOW ANDREA’S HAND WAS JUST BARELY UNDER THE ROPE! CAMERON SHOULD BE HAVING HER HAND HELD HIGH RIGHT NOW, PREFERABLY BY ME!
Jake Mercer: After this match nobody can doubt that these two deserve to be World Champions. This has been a very competitive back and forth match, and honestly I don’t see how this could end at this point. It’ll be tough keeping either of them down. Cameron now slowly getting back to her feet, and I think she’s beginning to realize that keeping Andrea down won’t be very easy. You can call it luck Gavin, but Andrea would have to be a very lucky person for that rope break to have not been on purpose!
Gavin Kirkland: Whatever, I guess you’re right. Well, at least I get to look at the women a bit longer. How much longer is the question though. Andrea may have survived that pinfall, but there’s no way she has more in the tank, right?
Jake Mercer: I guess we’re about to find out! Cameron dragging Andrea up, and she’s putting her on her shoulders! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SETTING UP FOR THE- NO! ANDREA SLIDES OFF OF HER SHOULDERS AND GRABS HER BY THE HEAD, RUNNING BULLDOG BY ANDREA! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? NEITHER COMPETITOR IS GETTING BACK UP, BUT SOMEHOW ANDREA BOUGHT HERSELF MORE TIME TO RECOVER WITH AN IMPRESSIVE BULLDOG, JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE FINISHED OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve got to give Andrea credit for that one! I really did think she was about to be put away, yet somehow she proved me wrong! However, I still don’t know what the plan is now! Now, both competitors are down instead of just Andrea! At first it was just a joke, but at this point this match may genuinely go on forever! I still don’t know if I really hate the sound of that, but still, we need a winner! I just, I have no idea who it could even be!
Jake Mercer: You’re right. Both of these competitors came off of impressive title defenses. Impressive title wins. They’re both just amazing, and I’m glad we were able to see this match go down live. This match has definitely lived up to its hype, and I can’t wait to see how this one ends!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait, they’re both getting up! How!? How is this even humanly possible? Both Andrea and Cameron are getting back to their feet, AND THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER! BOTH ANDREA AND CAMERON NOW ARE TRADING FISTS! IN EXCELSIS-
Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! ANDREA NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! ANDREA OFF THE ROPES, VALENTINE’S MASSACR- NO! CAMERON LANDED ON HER FEET! INCREDIBLE AGILITY ON DISPLAY, AND NOW THERE’S A PELE KICK TO ANDREA’S FACE, STUNNING HER! CAMERON NOW QUICKLY RUNNING UP TO THE TOP ROPE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ANDREA PUSHES CAM’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER! CAMERON IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE BUT SHE’S HURT! ANDREA IS CLIMBING UP NOW, BUT WHAT’S SHE THINKING! OH MY GOD, NO! SHE’S CLIMBING ON TOP OF CAMERON’S SHOULDERS! ANDREA, DON’T DO THIS!
Jake Mercer: AVALANCHE ATOMIC BLONDE!!! ANDREA JUST HIT THE ATOMIC BLONDE FROM THE TOP ROPE, OH MY GOD! BOTH WOMEN ARE BARELY EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW, BUT LOOK! ANDREA IS CRAWLING OVER TO CAMERON, AND SHE PUTS AN ARM OVER HER! THAT’S IT, THE COVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner.. THE EAW CHAMPION, AAAAANNNNDDDRRREEEEAAAA VVAAAALLLEEENNTTIIIIIINE!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA MAKES HISTORY! Wow, that’s it! Andrea Valentine has just scored one of her biggest singles wins in her career!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s over :mjcry: please don’t tell me another sausage fest is next.
Jake Mercer: Well Gavin, it’s not time to worry about that just yet! We’ve got to give Andrea her congrats here, she just scored a win over one of- if not the greatest female Elitist in EAW history, and in doing so won the first ever women’s match in Saudi Arabia! That’s not something just anyone can do, so congratulations Andrea on such a huge win!
Gavin Kirkland: You’re right. I’m kinda sad Cameron Ella Ava lost, but I’ve got to say, Andrea deserves this win! Not many people can say they’ve had the rise Andrea has, and there’s a reason why she’s one of the ONLY women to win a Championship in EAW previously being exclusive to men, with the woman she just defeated being another! Congratulations Andrea Valentine!
(‘Roll With Me’ hits as Andrea Valentine slowly gets back to her feet. She has the EAW Championship handed to her and her hand raised as she grows a proud smile on her face while the crowd begins to cheer. It wasn’t easy, but she managed to defeat an undisputed legend in the business, and the fans are clearly happy with the outcome as Andrea continues celebrating her win while the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Commercial promoting Showdown. See the aftermath of Elitists from King of Elite and Clash of Kingdoms on the EAW Network!)
(Clash of Kingdoms returns from commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D. plays to loud cheers as Rex McAllister comes out to the stage. He looks around at the ecstatic crowd with a smile on his face before making his way to the ring, interacting with the fans in Doha in the process as he embraces the cheers he’s given)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Sea Isle, New Jersey… weighing in at 238 pounds… REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Last time we saw Rex was at King of Elite along with Raven Roberts as Fire and Ice beat The ILLIONAIRES in order to gain a shot at the Unified Tag Team Titles! And at the end of the day, there weren’t any doubts about it because Fire and Ice lived up to their word, which in itself should garner them some credibility for their words. But now is not about King of Elite it’s about the match he steps foot into tonight here at Clash of Champions. He stated he will be doing everything in his power to walk out tonight with a win and I’m sure that’s going to be certain as shown many times as he’s utilized his pure power as an athlete to gain him some big wins when it really counts. But does his opponent agree with that statement? You know, that reminds me of-
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t even want to hear of these stupid lies anymore Jake, they tire me. I’m still getting over the fact that I’m not able to see any boobies and you’re lucky Xander Payne isn’t here or I would’ve had a mental breakdown right here at this commentary desk. So please, end my suffering right here and right now and just shut up PLEASE!
(Rex enters the ring and goes up to the top rope as he took off his t-shirt and threw it into the crowd as smirked and jumped off the top rope circling around before stopping at his corner to warm up as ‘Alive’ faded out and the crowds booming cheers continued for “Sexy Rexy” as some fans call him. The cheers were quickly replaced by mixed reactions as ‘Pray For Em’ by Meek Mill plays and Malcolm Jones comes out. He brings down his sunglasses to the bridge of his nose as he looks straight at Rex McAllister giving an audible scoff and looking at the camera focused on him shaking his head mouthing “Time’s up bitch” as he walked to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Harlem, New York… weighing in at 230 pounds… MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: As for Malcolm Jones just like Keanu Reeves when he went into the ring to fight in a razor wire deathmatch for the first time back in the old Mexican wrestling association, he is fearless. For example, last time we saw him at Christmas in Dubai he beat a multiple-time world champion and Hall of Famer in the form of Mr. DEDEDE which is sure to be a big thing to add to the trophy case for him. He specifically said to Rex that he’s putting him “out of business” and that’s a very bold claim. But then again it’s Malcolm Jones, a jester full of tricks. If he couldn’t live up to that how could he get here at this point?
Gavin Kirkland: You know what enough of the talk for a moment. Let’s base this off of pure facts like only I can. Malcolm Jones has that sexy blondie, Andrea Valentine, under the sheets, in my opinion, that only validates a reason to give him a win. Have a nice day folks stay prosperous.
(Malcolm Jones enters the ring and leans against the ropes for a moment before bouncing off and taking a glance at Rex before throwing one arm in the air carelessly and throwing it back down before going to his corner taking off his sunglasses and shaking them off before going up to the Ref and placing it on him for safe measure as he got ready and ‘Pray For Em’ fades out. The Ref checks if both of them are ready before signaling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: You know if you go under the category of dream matches for Clash of Kingdoms tonight this is one that we’re ready to witness for sure right now, in the eyes of many people other than Malcolm at least! Malcolm and Rex cut the theatrics as they quickly begin to lock up with one another. This is surely a test of strength as both of them jockey for position. Rex with a slight weight advantage but Malcolm surely fighting back as none of them seem to be pushing one another staying stagnant in the center of the ring. Rex quickly moving around to the back of Malcolm but Malcolm quickly slipping away and out of distance from Rex. Rex quickly trying to grab onto Malcolm. BUT MALCOLM WITH A LOUD CHOP THAT ECHOES ACROSS THE ARENA!
Gavin Kirkland: Claps louder than cheeks at the strip club :wow:. Rex not taking that lightly as he steps back. REX SENDING ONE OF HIS OWN RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF MALCOLM! Malcolm absorbing that one as well as he sets himself up for another one. But Malcolm with a closed fist punch right to the head of Rex catching him off guard just for a moment! Rex stumbles back as Malcolm quickly goes after him landing another punch right to his head again! Rex fighting back as he brings his head down and lands a punch of his own right to the side of Malcolm’s gut! Malcolm stumbles away as Rex grabs him from behind and lifts him up! REX WITH A BACK SUPLEX SLAMMING MALCOLM RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Rex quickly grabbing Malcolm’s head as he locks him into a headlock! Rex cranking the head of Malcolm as he struggles to escape trying to reach for the ropes in a quick attempt. Malcolm managing to bring his legs up as he slowly begins to drag himself up to his feet. Rex grabbing him by one arm as he lands some sharp elbows right to the back of Malcolm trying to make sure he stays on the ground. But Malcolm with a snapmare taking Rex down to a seated position on the ground. MALCOLM WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF REX WHICH PRACTICALLY REVERBERATES ACROSS THE ARENA!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: So much clapping today it might just make me horny but with my mature abilities I resist the urge because I am cool calm and collected. Malcolm quickly wrapping his arms around the neck of Rex choking him as he brings him up to his feet and shoves him away. Rex stumbles away but he quickly runs at Malcolm trying to gain the advantage over him one way or another! MALCOLM WITH A DROPKICK STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! Malcolm quickly turning around and running the ropes while Rex stumbles back stunned by Malcolm’s attack. BUT REX WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE STOPPING MALCOLM SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE!
Jake Mercer: This is harder hitting than an iron man match on the 5th of June!
Gavin Kirkland: Why the 5th of June?
Jake Mercer: Ask the wrestling gods! Anyways Malcolm stumbles down to a knee still not managing to fall down from the surprise attack orchestrated by Rex. Rex quickly bringing Malcolm up and grabbing him pulling him up off his feet. REX WITH A BIG SUPLEX TO MALCOLM! Malcolm quickly rolling to the ropes and grabbing the bottom rope as he begins to pull himself up to his feet. Rex quickly running at Malcolm as he manages to recuperate and gets to his feet. But Malcolm pulling down the top rope sending Rex over the top and down onto the apron!
Gavin Kirkland: Malcolm quickly grabbing Rex and pulling him up from the inside of the ring. But Rex grabbing Malcolm by the neck and throwing him over onto the apron joining him. Malcolm quickly retreats on the apron as he grabs onto the ring post as he turns to face Rex. REX WITH A SPEAR ON THE APRON! Malcolm impaled on the edge of the apron as he tumbles to ringside! Malcolm still not giving up as he grabs his back and tries to crawl away from impending doom, but Rex grabs Malcolm and lifts him up from behind! REX WITH A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS MALCOLM LANDS ON HIS NECK! REX ROLLING MALCOLM INTO THE RING AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: MALCOLM KICKS OUT! Rex sits up in exasperation before getting up to his feet and waiting for Malcolm to do the same as he leans in the corner. Malcolm quickly stumbling up as he aimlessly goes after Rex. REX WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! NO! Malcolm managing to drop his weight as he turns the tables on Rex. ENZUIGIRI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF REX’S FACE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Malcolm keeping him up as he brings him to the center of the ring. MALCOLM WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! NO! Rex keeps him in the air! But Malcolm with fist ramming right into the head of Rex as he forces him to weaken. MALCOLM CONNECTS WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex rolling out of reach of Malcolm as he grabs his head in pain after the vicious assault coordinated by Malcolm. Rex pulling himself up to his feet as Malcolm quickly runs over to him. REX WITH AN ARM DRAG TAKING MALCOLM DOWN! Rex keeping ahold of the arm as he drags him to the center of the ring as he looks ready. REX WITH A LEG DROP RIGHT ONTO THE LEFT ARM OF MALCOLM! Malcolm grabbing his arm in pain but is quickly getting up now as Rex has found a target point he could utilize to his advantage. Rex starting to crank the arm and kick it as Malcolm screams in pain as result. But Malcolm with a solid forearm shot right to the face of Rex as he’s forced back and let’s go of the arm! Rex running at Malcolm again but Malcolm stopping him with a gut kick! Rex swinging a punch but Malcolm ducks under and grabs him! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS AS REX LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK! But Malcolm isnt done as Rex rolls to his side. MALCOLM WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS LANDING RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF REX! MALCOLM GOING FOR A PIN!
Jake Mercer: REX KICKS OUT! This is more intense than that EAW house show barn house brawl event that I witnessed exclusively on an alien mothership! Malcolm slamming the mat in anger as he goes to the corner here yelling at Rex to get up quickly as Rex slowly brings himself to a knee. Malcolm runs to Rex quickly with a sprint! C-NOTE! NO! REX REVERSES THE SPEAR AS HE TAKES MALCOLM DOWN WITH A DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: Malcolm stumbling up to his feet whilst that did leave him a bit phased he still pushes on as he swings at Rex! BUT REX BACKING UP AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES! THE REX EFFECT! NO! Malcolm with pure strength as he lifts Rex over his head and slams him to the ground! Rex stunned at the sudden onslaught composed by Malcolm as he slowly rolls over to his stomach. Malcolm with a solid stomp right to the back of Rex as he turns around practically allowing Malcolm to lift him up to his feet. SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE TAKES REX DOWN QUICKLY!
Jake Mercer: Malcolm keeping ahold of the arm as he brings Rex up once more I think looking for another one! But Rex reversing it as he ducks under Malcolm’s attempt and turns around! REX KICKING MALCOLM RIGHT IN THE FACE STILL KEEPING AHOLD OF THE ARM! Malcolm falling right to a knee as Rex repeatedly kicks Malcolm right in the face as he quickly crumbles down to the ground like soot! Rex trying to stomp down on Malcolm more but Malcolm quickly rolls away as Rex goes up to him. BUT MALCOLM GRABBING THE LEG OF REX PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Malcolm switching places with Rex as he gets up to his feet spreading Rex’s legs as he keeps his legs grabbed. MALCOLM STOMPING SQUARE ON THE GUT OF REX!
Gavin Kirkland: Any lower Malcolm could’ve stomped and he could’ve hurt Rex’s McAllisters!
Jake Mercer: …
Gavin Kirkland: Rex curls up as he grabs his gut in pain and slowly drags himself to the ropes as Malcolm watches with a deadpan glare at Rex. Malcolm grabbing Rex by the hair as he pulls him up with no remorse and cold ice in his eyes as he throws Rex to the ropes and sets him up! C-NOTE! THE SPEAR NEARLY IMPALES REX AS MALCOLM QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN HOOKING THE LEG!
Jake Mercer: REX KICKS OUT! Malcolm is furious as he gets to his feet and is borderline with the Ref as he shakes his head as Rex with a will like no other slowly bringing himself up. Again Rex with his endurance that will never be hindered is being put into play tonight as he grabs ahold of the ropes and uses it as some sort of leverage. Malcolm grabbing Rex as he slowly brings him to the center of the ring. Malcolm kicking Rex right in the gut as he pulls him in! L-TRAIN! NO! REX REVERSES AND SLIPS OUT! Rex grabbing him and shoving him away as he runs to the ropes! THE REX EFFECT!
Gavin Kirkland! NO! MALCOLM QUICKLY SLIPPING AWAY BEFORE IMMEDIATE DANGER! Rex in shock Malcolm grabs him quickly before he can turn around. MALCOLM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING REX DOWN! Malcolm bringing Rex up to a knee as he grabs him. DDT BY MALCOLM! NO REX GRABS HIM AND SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND! Rex with the hard-hitting ground and pound strikes as Malcolm’s head caves in. Rex forced to move away as now he has the upper hand as Malcolm brings himself up to his feet. REX WITH A NECKBREAKER WHICH QUICKLY TAKES MALCOLM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Rex stumbles up as he grabs the ropes and pulls Malcolm up as well while he’s at it and grabs him. OLYMPIC SLAM TAKES MALCOLM TO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE AS MALCOLM IS SEEMINGLY STRUGGLING TO KEEP AFLOAT. But it’s not enough to bend or shape his will as Malcolm is slowly bringing himself up to his feet to the shock of Rex. Rex running to the ropes as he seems to be setting Malcolm up. BUT MALCOLM WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG! BUT REX ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TAKES A QUICK SPRINT TO THE ROPES IT’S ALL OR NOTHING AT THIS POINT IN THE MATCH AND REX KNOWS THAT! THE REX EFFECT!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MALCOLM SLIPS OUT BARELY AND LANDS BEHIND REX AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! REX IS CONFUSED AS HE LOOKS BEHIND HIM UNKNOWING THAT MALCOLM HAS JUST SLIPPED OUT OF ANOTHER REX EFFECT ONCE MORE! THE HEART OF THIS MAN IS OF INDESTRUCTIBLE STEEL, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THE ROSE THAT GREW FROM CONCRETE DOWN TO THE GROUND!? MALCOLM WITH A ROLLUP OUT OF NOWHERE! MALCOLM ROLLING UP REX AS I THINK HE’S TRYING TO TAKE THE SMART WAY OUT OF THE MATCH AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE PULLS THE REF OUT OF THE RING! THE REF IS IN SHOCK AS MALCOLM JONES LOOKS BACK AND CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A RESTRAINING ORDER PRESSED UPON THESE TWO WHAT THE HELL!?! CHARLIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN AUSTRALIA AS CAPTAIN CHARISMA CONDITIONED! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE AND OF ALL PLACES IN A MALCOLM JONES MATCH! THE REF DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! CHARLIE SLAMMING THE REF’S HEAD INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GAWD! MALCOLM JONES! MALCOLM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TAKING OUT CHARLIE AS HE LANDS MULTIPLE FIST DOWN TO THE CURRENT BANE OF HIS CAREER! CHARLIE PUSHING AWAY AS BOTH QUICKLY RECOVER AND GET TO THEIR FEET IN A QUICK FASHION! BOTH OF THEM GOING AFTER ONE ANOTHER WITH FIST REPEATEDLY STRIKING INTO ONE ANOTHER NONE OF THEM SEEMING TO STOP FOR A MOMENT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Malcolm and Charlie go at it around ringside as both of them exchange fist with untamed fury by both of them as both of them appear to show a crimson mask as blood begins to pour out of them as the crowd goes wild at this back and forth of undying warriors. As more people begin to notice this security quickly runs out and begins to attempt to separate them. None of them seem contemptuous of stopping as they ignore the security and push through and keep fighting one another with closed fist strikes that pummel into one another’s skull. Security finally manages to separate them as they yell at each other. But Charlie quickly pushes out and jumps onto Malcolm attacking him once more!)
(The fight continues to spill as there seems to be no end. Meanwhile, the camera cuts to Rex McAllister stationed in the ring. He is sitting in the ring slicking back his hair just watching the brawl unfold before his very eyes as no one seems to be paying attention to him rather Charlie and Malcolm. His face is filled with frustration as it’s clear he wanted this match to come out with a winner. But now with the interference of Charlie Marr that wasn’t going to happen. The camera pans out watching the whole scene as the camera cuts elsewhere)
(Commercial promoting Voltage and the aftermath from events like King of Elite and Clash of Kingdoms on the EAW Network!)
(We get a ceiling shot as the steel cage that’s been floating above the ring is shown being lowered slowly.)
Bella Braxton: The next contest is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is a CAGE MATCH for the UNDISPUTED WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts plays as the entire building begins booing. We get a shot of the stage as the lights begin flashing over and over. After a second, out emerges Sienna Jade with her hands out as she demands even more heckling and boos as her confident smirk irks the entire audience.)
Bella Braxton: On her way to the ring…From San Diego, California…by way of Calgary, Alberta, Canada…weighing in at 135 pounds…THE UNFUCKWITHABLE…SIEEEENNNNNNAAAAA JAAAAAADDDDEEEE!!!!
(Sienna nods her head aggressively as she shows off her fully covered body suit before walking down to the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: It’s been 8 long and hard months.
Jake Mercer: Be careful, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: I got this, relax. It’s been 8 long and hard months since Sienna Jade was the queen of the Women’s division. A dominant figure, her and her husband Impact were two of the most successful elitists in all of EAW. But, the landscape has changed so much since then. At Pain for Pride, her title reign was ended by last year’s Grand Rampage winner Serena Bennett.
Jake Mercer: Minutes later, at the same event, Iconic Cup winner Kassidy Heart cashed in her opportunity and beat Serena Bennett. Sienna Jade’s best friend and former tag team partner went on to have an intense and solid title reign until she herself was cashed in on by the winner of the Cash in the Vault ladder match from Pain for Pride, Raven Roberts.
Gavin Kirkland: Raven has held that belt with the fierceness of someone who will not willingly let it go but Sienna is back and she wants her title to come with her.
Jake Mercer: Sienna had to end the career of the very woman who started her downward trend in Serena Bennett after bouncing her head against the sharpest part of the steel stairs and then defeating her for the number one contender’s spot.
Gavin Kirkland: I think Raven is in for the fight of her career and these fans are in for one of the biggest steel cage matches ever.
(Sienna stares at the huge steel cage as she takes a deep breath and walks up the steel stairs before entering the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT…
(‘Mark My Words’ by Doll Skin plays as the crowd gets hype. Sienna Jade is in her corner with an angry facial expression. Out walks Raven Roberts wearing a long black trench coat as she keeps it closed with both hands. Raven stands on stage as she opens her jacket to reveal her own full bodysuit with her Undisputed Universal Women’s Championship around her waist.)
Bella Braxton: ON HER WAY TO THE RING…Hailing from Louisville, Kentucky…by way of Las Vegas, Nevada…weighing in at 139 pounds…SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…THE BIRD OF PREY…RAAAAAAVEEEEEN ROBBBBBBEEEERRRTTS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The current reigning and defending Universal Women’s Champion, Raven Roberts is solidifying her reign and pushing this division into an even higher place than her predecessors.
Jake Mercer: Raven is carving her name in the history books. Not since 1956 have we seen a lady put her pride and the entire world on her shoulders no matter who she faces.
Gavin Kirkland: 1956?
Jake Mercer: Yes! Back in the days of Paddy Mae Sue and Battlin’ Betty Barber, Georgia Jones, and their class. Raven fought through Empire and climbed out of the New Breed division and reached a new level in EAW at last year’s Pain for Pride. The night Sienna lost her title, Raven collected herself a title shot whenever she wanted and she cashed it in on Sienna’s best friend at Territorial Invasion. Since then, Raven has defended her belt against former New Breed Champion Jenny Cien and current tag team champion Constance Blevins.
Gavin Kirkland: Constance is also an Iconic Cup Finalist alongside her Heavenly Hell tag team partner Minerva!
Jake Mercer: Sienna said that Raven’s opponents since she won the belt were mediocre but I can’t help but disagree with that. Both women Raven defeated were also champions in other divisions and Raven stood tall in the end.
Gavin Kirkland: But will she stand tall tonight?
(Raven enters the ring as she removes her belt and hands it to the referee. He raises it high as the music fades out and both women stand in opposite corners. The referee takes the belt and gives it to the ring announcer and another official outside proceeds to lock the steel door.)
Jake Mercer: The cage door has been locked and this match is a simple one; the first woman to escape the cage is the winner.
Gavin Kirkland: She will be the winner and become the Undisputed Women’s Champion!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: And we are off! Raven throws her jacket against the cage and squares up. Sienna rolls her eyes but obliges. Both women meet near the center of the ring as neither is willing to engage just yet.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of engage, how excited are you for this Raven and Rex wedding?
Gavin Kirkland: If we could replace those two with Cleopatra and myself, then maybe I’d be more than excited. It looks like Raven is lunging in and she swings a midsection kick that Sienna evades. Raven is watching Sienna closely as Jade keeps her guard up. Raven fakes a jab and rushes with another kick towards Sienna’s stomach but Jade moves quickly out the way again. Raven is cornering Jade as she keeps throwing kicks to her left and right side but none connect. Jade is running out of room to run as she now has her back to the corner and Raven moving in closer.
Jake Mercer: This is that Muay Thai training and ability put to perfect use as she has cut off the rest of the ring and has Jade stuck.
Jake Mercer: RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW BEFORE STEPPING BACK BY ROBERTS! Raven lands the first blow in this highly contested match up. Sienna rubs her face but puts her guard back up as Raven runs forward and LEAPS FOR A MUAY THAI KNEE
Gavin Kirkland: …That misses! Jade rolls out of the way as Raven’s knee taps the middle turnbuckle and JADE GIVES A STIFF KICK TO THE LOWER BACK OF RAVEN! Raven falls forward into the corner but quickly turns as she grabs the turnbuckle to stop herself. Raven turns and CHOP BY JADE TO THE CHEST OF ROBERTS! Jade grabs the back of Raven’s head and is FIRING AWAY WITH KNEES TO THE STOMACH AS RAVEN IS USING HER HANDS TO TRY AND BLOCK AS MANY AS SHE CAN BUT TO NO AVAIL!
Jake Mercer: Jade isn’t the Muay Thai specialist here but she is a former Women’s World champ in her own right. Jade is throwing knees over and over WAIT! Raven catches one with both hands and hooks her arm under Sienna! Raven pushes her knee to the ground and then ELBOW TO THE FACE rocks Sienna as Raven pushes forward!
Gavin Kirkland: MUAY THAI ELBOW TO THE CHIN HAS JADE STUNNED! Raven steps through and JUDO THROW LIFTS JADE OFF HER FEET AND DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Roberts watches as Jade lands awkwardly but rolls off the mat to her feet. Raven rushes again for another kick but Jade cartwheels away just before she can land a vicious head kick! The athletics on display early on is a testament to both women being great wrestlers!
(Jade lands to Raven’s side.)
Gavin Kirkland: STIFF KICK TO THE BACK AGAIN BY JADE AS RAVEN DROPS TO ONE KNEE! Sienna circles Raven as she begins to get up and BACK RAKE! JADE DRAGS THOSE SHARP AS KNIVES NAILS DOWN THE CHAMPIONS BACK AS EVEN WITH ALL THAT CLOTHING IT’S CLEAR THOSE FINGERS FOUND A WAY TO HURT RAVEN!
Jake Mercer: A lot of straight up striking and brawling as Jade turns Raven Roberts around in the middle of the ring. She puts Raven’s head under her armpit and DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! RAVEN BLOCKS IT! Roberts shoves Sienna away as Sienna runs backwards until she bounces off the ring ropes. Jade returns and is caught by Raven and she lifts her in the air, twists her body, and BAM! T-Bone suplex by the champ to Roberts as she hooks the leg!
Jake Mercer: BUT NOT FOR A COVER!She takes Jades leg and throws it and forces Jade to roll around in the mat until she is on her stomach. Sienna is on her hands and knees as Raven runs to the ring ropes, LEAPS, BOUNCES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND LIONSAULTS ONTO THE BACK OF JADE AS BOTH WOMAN ROLL ON THE MAT AFTER THAT ACROBATIC FEAT! Jade is favoring her spine as Raven grabs her stomach briefly before getting to one knee.
Gavin Kirkland: Safe to say and assume neither woman wants to just win, both want to hurt the other in the process.
Jake Mercer: Raven wants to shut Sienna Jade down for saying she is a paper champion and Jade wants to prove herself as the best women’s wrestler of all time. It’s only so many ways this match can go, only one winner can walk out of that cage and this arena as Undisputed Women’s Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: Jade is on one knee now as Raven is up and waiting. Sienna and Raven both are standing as they lock up in the center of the ring. Headlock applies by the champ to the challenger as Sienna is desperate to break free. Elbow shows to the side over and over but Raven will not let her go. Raven hooks her opponent and LIFTS HER AGAIN! ANOTHER POWERFUL JUDO THROW-
Jake Mercer: JADE ROLLS ON THE MAT AND LOOKS UNPHASED BY THIS TOSS AS RAVEN SLOWLY GETS UP! Jade is up first and she rushes Raven…SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS AND SENDS RAVEN TUMBLING ACROSS THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven is leaning against the ring ropes on one knee as Sienna sees this and moves in. That shining wizard landed flush and may have left Roberts dazed and this is not the opponent you ever want to see you looking dizzy near. STIFF KNEE TO THE CHEST AS RAVEN IS REELING AND LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES! Sienna shoves Roberts out of the ring and presses her against the cage. Jade takes her foot and pushes it against Raven’s face as the back of her head is wedged into that unforgiving steel cage!
Jake Mercer: Roberts has no room to wiggle as she tries to use her hands to push away that foot but she can’t seem to get free! The fans are booing Jade but she is smiling ear to ear at the damage she is doing! Jade releases Raven and steps back as Raven slowly tries to pull her self up. Raven is in a bad spot, on that ring apron with the cage to her back as Jade is watching her try and adjust. Raven is standing on the apron and Jade runs in…
Gavin Kirkland: DROPKICK TO THE FACE AS RAVEN’S SKULL IS BOUNCED AGAINST THAT STEEL CAGE! Roberts is now leaning on that top rope as Jade is back to her feet again. Dominating performance so far, Sienna grabs Raven’s head and pulls her upper torso between the top and middle ropes. Raven is leaning in a bad spot as Jade steps back before charging…
Jake Mercer: RUNNING KNEE LIFT AS JADE CATCHES RAVEN RIGHT ON THE CHIN WITH THAT SHOT!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex is somewhere jealous…
Jake Mercer: Why is that?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh nothing.
Jake Mercer: You hate to see it as…Oh. I just got that. You nasty.
Gavin Kirkland: ANYWAY! Roberts is still leaning in between those ropes as Sienna is laughing hysterically.
Sienna Jade (off mic): THIS TOO EASY! I TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL SHE WAS BEATING A BUNCH OF JOBBERS WHO BELONG IN THE NUTHOUSE AND NOW SHE’S IN THE RING WITH ME! SHE CANT FUCK WITH ME!
Jake Mercer: Some boasting by Jade but with how she looks in there right now, it’s valid. Jade hooks her opponent into a ddt position and is slowly dragging her body back into the ring. Raven’s legs are on the middle rope as Jade backs up a bit and now has her stuck with nowhere to go but down.
Gavin Kirkland: Jade surveys the crowd before staring down at her opponent in the hangman’s ddt position. JADE SNAPS BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: NO! Raven pulls her legs loose from the ropes as Jade leans back for the ddt! Jade falls flat on her back as Raven stands and leans backwards avoiding that hangman’s ddt! Roberts is leaning against the ring ropes as Jade kips up and
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN RUNS AT JADE…WHO SIDE STEPS HER!
Jake Mercer: Roberts keeps running and bounces off the ropes. She runs back as Jade is waiting and Sienna throws a wild haymaker…
Gavin Kirkland: Raven ducks and keeps running. Raven HOPS IN THE AIR, LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPES, SPRINGBOARDS BACK AND LANDS A BACK ELBOW TO THE CHIN OF JADE AS BOTH WOMEN HIT THE GROUND HARD!
Jake Mercer: This is amazing! Such back and forth chemistry, both women are striking from all angles tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: I haven’t even had to strike my lotion bottle. I’m so into these two broads beating each other up!
Jake Mercer: Raven rises up before Jade who is slowly making her way upright. Sienna catches a punch attempt by Raven but misses a punch of her own as Roberts ducks under, puts both hands under Sienna’s under arms, lifts her high, and SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven rolls backwards and looks at Sienna holding her lower back and…RAVEN BEGINS CLIMBING THE CAGE! Raven is looking to end this match is seems as-
Jake Mercer: Jade looks up and sees her halfway up the wall and quickly gets off her back and to her feet. Sienna runs over, leaps, and grabs the back of Raven’s HAIR! SHE PULLS RAVEN OFF THE CAGE AFTER GRABBING HER HAIR AND SNATCHING HER DOWN AS RAVEN WAS HALF WAY UP THE CAGE! Jade looks down at Raven who’s holding her spine with one hand and hair in the other and rolling on the ground. Jade is all over Roberts and she is stomping away at the champion. What a vicious fall she took, Raven is in a bad way right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Ever the resourceful, Jade is known to do what she needs to do to win. Serena Bennett knows as good as anyone what Jade is capable of. Raven is on the ground being stomped out as Jade stops and looks at the cage herself. JADE GIVES ONE MORE STOMP TO RAVEN AS SHE BEGINS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE! Raven is crawling on her stomach, Jade is slowly climbing the cage. Roberts quickly scurries to the corner and begins using the turnbuckle to climb up as Jade is now on the top rope and holding onto the steel cage.
Jake Mercer: Jade has one foot on the cage and one on the top rope as Raven stands finally.
Gavin Kirkland: Roberts looks at Sienna as she tries to continue climbing. RAVEN GRABS JADE’S FOOT! Jade is trying to continue climbing as she stares at the top of the cage. She feels the tug and turns to see a standing Roberts clutching at her ankle. Roberts pulls as Jade slips off the cage and now has one foot being tugged by the champ and another on the top rope. Jade locks her fingers into the cage and is refusing to let go as Raven is pulling harder and harder trying to remove her opponent from that corner.
Jake Mercer: Raven has a weight advantage and she’s using all of it to try and snatch the challenger down. Roberts has the determination in her eyes as Jade looks back with fear in hers. RAVEN IS PULLED FORWARD BY SIENNA AS JADE SHOVES HER AWAY WITH ALL HER MIGHT! Raven rolls backwards as Jade quickly tries to go back to climbing!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROLLS TO HER FEET AND RUSHES RIGHT BACK AT JADE! RAVEN LEAPS FROM THE GROUND TO THE TURNBUCKLE! SHE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP AS JADE IS CLIMBING UP THE CAGE! SIENNA HAS BOTH FEET AND HANDS ON THE CAGE AS RAVEN GRABS HER BY THE NECK! RAVEN IS CHOKING AND PULLING SIENNA AS SHE USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO PUSH JADE OFF THE CAGE AS JADE FLIES IN THE AIR!
Jake Mercer: BAM! JADE LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HER BACK FLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Raven looks up as if she is about to climb and exit the ring and even puts her hand on the cage but…she tilts her head back and sees Jade down and out. Raven climbs down and stands on the turnbuckle. She turns…RAVEN EXPLODES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN’S WINGS! SPIRAL TAP FROM THE TOP ONTO SIENNA AS-
Jake Mercer: JADE GETS HER KNEES UP! LAST SECOND JADE GETS HER KNEES UP AS BOTH WOMEN LAY ON THE MAT ROLLING IN PAIN! THAT HIGH RISK MOVE MAY HAVE COST RAVEN HER CHANCE TO DEFEND HER TITLE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND IT MAY HAVE GIVEN SIENNA A CHANCE TO GAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP SHE JUST BARELY MISSED OUT ON AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade’s down, Raven Roberts’ down! Both women are down, how is this one supposed to- oh wait! Scratch what I said, both women are getting back to their feet! Both Sienna Jade and Raven Roberts have made it back up- AND SIENNA GOES RIGHT AFTER RAVEN! SIENNA IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO RAVEN DELIVERING A FLURRY OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS, AND THIS SEEMS OUT OF NOWHERE!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA IS TAKING IT TO RAVEN! SIENNA NOW WITH A BUNCH OF KNEE LIFTS INTO RAVEN’S MIDSECTION, AND RAVEN LOOKS HURT! SIENNA HAS REGAINED CONTROL OF THIS MATCH COMPLETELY, AND NOW WHAT’S SHE THINKING!?
Jake Mercer: I don’t know, but at this point things can’t be looking good if you’re Raven Roberts. Oh, wait a second! Sienna is trying to climb the cage! She’s grabbing onto the cage, and she’s pulling herself up! Is she gonna make it out!?
Gavin Kirkland: NO! RAVEN STOPS HER RIGHT IN HER TRACKS! Raven managed to somehow get up as well, as she hit Sienna right in the back! Sienna isn’t stopping though, she’s far too determined on getting that Championship! Raven is hitting her repeatedly from behind, but Sienna is still climbing up, and that forces Raven to follow behind! I don’t know how this will end, but I don’t like the idea of both of these ladies being at the top of the cage together!
Jake Mercer: Well, right now it’s becoming less of an idea and more of reality as both women are nearing the top of the cage! Sienna makes it up there first, but Raven continues attacking her, stopping her from climbing to the other side! Raven now making it up top, and now look at this! Both women are on top of the cage, and just imagine how painful a fall from that height would be for either Elitist?
Gavin Kirkland: Man, these two need to climb down already, who cares who wins the title, this is far too dangerous! They need to think about their future! They both have loving husbands likely watching this match, they can’t put their lives at risk like this!
Jake Mercer: Gavin they put their lives at risk all the time! This is just what they do! SIENNA WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S FACE! It looks like Sienna has gotten tired of all the attacks from Raven from a few moments ago, and now she looks to retaliate! SIENNA ATTEMPTING ANOTHER PUNCH- BUT RAVEN CATCHES HER ARM AND PUNCHES SIENNA INSTEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO RESPOND TO RAVEN! SIENNA NOW LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN, BUT RAVEN DRIVES HER ELBOW RIGHT INTO HER BACK BEFORE PULLING HER BACK UP! RAVEN NOW WITH ANOTHER PUNCH! AND ANOTHER PUNCH! AND ANOTHER! SIENNA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S BEGINNING TO LOSE HER CONSCIOUSNESS, IF SHE’S NOT CAREFUL SHE MAY LOSE HER BALANCE AND FALL OFF THE CAGE!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JUST SLAPPED RAVEN IN THE FACE! IT LOOKS LIKE SIENNA ISN’T FINISHED JUST YET AS SHE’S OPENLY INVITING RAVEN TO BRING MORE TO THE TABLE! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH ON TOP OF THE CAGE, AND HONESTLY TENSIONS COULDN’T BE ANY HIGHER THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW IF YOU ASK ME!
Gavin Kirkland: TENSIONS ARE HIGH AND SO IS MY BLOOD PRESSURE SEEING THESE TWO WOMEN PUTTING THEMSELVES IN HARMS WAY LIKE THIS! I’M TELLING YOU JAKE, THIS ISN’T WORTH IT! THESE TWO SHOULDN’T BE DOING THIS TO EACH OTHER!
Jake Mercer: Well at this point it was bound to happen! This feud has become more than a bitter hatred for each other! They both want to hurt the other, and that’s what this has come down to! These two are just doing whatever damage they can to each other, all for the sake of either winning or retaining the Universal Women’s Championship! This surely is where the feud ends! It’s all come down to it, who will walk out of Qatar as the Champion!? Raven Roberts or Sienna Jade? I’m sure this is hard for a.. uhh… Women enthusiast such as yourself to watch Gavin, but in all honesty, these two probably knew it was going to come down to this!
Gavin Kirkland: That doesn’t mean I have to like it! Sienna now looks like she’s trying to climb down the cage, but once again Raven manages to stop her! Now it’s Raven trying to climb down the cage, just for Sienna to stop her this time! This is going back and forth, I have no clue who could possibly win this match at this point! Sienna and Raven are two of the most talented Elitists we have today male or female, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that this is what it takes for these two to win, but like you said! I’m a women enthusiast! I have to worry for them!
Jake Mercer: WAIT, THEY’RE BOTH CLIMBING DOWN! BOTH RAVEN AND SIENNA ARE CLIMBING DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE HAVING ALMOST A RACE HERE TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE IT DOWN THE CAGE FIRST!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY’RE BOTH STILL HIGH UP, AND THEY’RE BOTH HITTING EACH OTHER, SEEMINGLY TRYING TO SEND THE OTHER BACK OVER TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE, BUT HOW WILL THIS EVEN END!? AT THIS RATE NEITHER IS FURTHER DOWN THAN THE OTHER!
Jake Mercer: I DON’T THINK EITHER OF THEM REALIZE THIS! WAIT, WAIT! BOTH OF THEM ARE BEGINNING TO LOSE THEIR GRIP ON THE CAGE! I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S ON PURPOSE OR NOT BUT- BOTH RAVEN AND SIENNA JUST FELL OFF THE CAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: NO NO NO!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN’T WANT! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST FELL DOWN THE CAGE, WHY DID THEY NEED TO DO THIS TO THEMSELVES!? AND WHO WON, THEY BOTH HIT THE FLOOR, RIGHT!?
Jake Mercer: THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST FELL OFF THE CAGE! BOTH COMPETITORS FELL AND HIT THE FLOOR, BUT WHO WON!? BOTH RAVEN AND SIENNA ARE DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE REFEREE IS BEING FORCED TO WATCH BACK THE RECORDING! DO WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: DING DING DING!? WHO WON!? THE REFEREE TELLING BELLA SOMETHING, DID HE MAKE A CALL!?
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. RRRAAAAVEEENNN ROOOOBBEERRRTSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN RETAINS!? WOW! RAVEN COULDN’T HAVE COME ANY CLOSER THAN THAT TO LOSING HER TITLE! HOW ON EARTH DID SIENNA NOT WIN THAT ONE!?
Gavin Kirkland: Wow, really? They fell at the same time, that should’ve at the very least had been a draw, right? There’s no way a clear winner should’ve been determined when it was that close!
Jake Mercer: Well, the referee made a choice! It was super close, but Raven Roberts is still your Universal Women’s Champion! Other than that crazy ending though, you’ve got to appreciate how good of a match this was! These two were tearing each other apart, and after how things have built up the past months, we had to have expected a war like this to be put on!
Gavin Kirkland: As long as they’re okay. I don’t need any of the women around here to be injured or anything.
Jake Mercer: Why? Neither of them are on your brand.
Gavin Kirkland: The more women the better.
(‘Mark My Words’ plays and the crowd cheers as Raven Roberts is slowly helped to her feet by an official. She looks too exhausted to be shocked, but slowly she grows a smile on her face as she’s handed the Universal Women’s Championship. She looks down at the title, taking time to catch her breath, before holding it up for the fans to see, all while Sienna Jade is just barely regaining consciousness, realizing what just went down.)
(The last commercial break of the event featuring all the EAW events — Shock Value, Under Siege and Reckless Wiring on the EAW Network during the month of March!)
(Clash of Kingdoms returns from commercial break.)
(The camera pans to the Iconic Cup sitting nicely on a velvet pedestal near the commentator’s desk, looking as nice and prestigious as ever. The crowd cheers at the sight of the Iconic Cup. Obviously, they know which match is coming up next.)
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): FINALLY, MAIN EVENT TIME!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Jake Mercer (in the background): The Iconic Cup may have been held on Dynasty, but these two Showdown Elitists reigned over the other brands for a chance to call themselves Iconic! Constance Blevins and Minerva, Heavenly Hell, dominated this tournament and they’re left as the final two who will battle out to become the proud holder of the Iconic Cup. Will it be Minerva or Constance? We’ll figure that out…RIGHT NOW!!!
(“Children of the Son” by Pipe Choir plays through the speakers as the crowd cheers as ‘The Gypsy Moth,’ Minerva comes out in a covered-up version of her black ring gear. Everything that should be covered is covered; however, Minerva keeps the gear her by having her usual hat and having the back rose in her hands. Minerva has a serious but focused look on her face.
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: …AND, IT’S FOR THE ICONIC CUP!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…ONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS…FROM COYOTE, FLATS, TEXAS…SHE IS ONE-HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… “THE GYPSY MOTH”… MIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEERRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva gets her second opportunity at the Iconic Cup. Last year, she was one of the participants in the Iconic Warfare Match, which was won by the gorgeous Kassidy Heart. Kassidy moved on to become Universal Women’s Championship This year, Minerva is going into this match with every intention to leave Doha with the Iconic Cup. The Iconic Cup has had many names, the Vixens Cup, Empire Cup, and Iconic Cup, which is named after one of the women who was taken away from us too soon in Brody Sparks.
Jake Mercer: In a way, I see a bit of Brody Sparks in Minerva. Both Brody and Minerva were both ruthless; however, there was always that charm with them in order to manipulate people and get them what they want. Both were not afraid to push themselves to the breaking point if it means to get to their goals.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s an interesting analysis, Jake. With this whole tournament, I don’t think that we should forget about the woman who inspired this Cup and that’s Brody Sparks. Much like the women in Heavenly Hell, she always had the talents, but at times, she found herself under the radar. Although, that never took away from her talents. It wasn’t until Road to Redemption in 2016, where she had her break outperformance by winning the Specialists Championship and went off to have one of the most memorable reigns in EAW history. As Road to Redemption was her break out moment, this tournament will be either Constance or Minerva’s break out moment.
(“Angel of Darkness” by Alex Christensen replaces “Children of the Son” as Constance Blevins comes out in a covered-up version of her purple ring gear. Just like Minerva, everything that should be covered is covered. Constance also wears her black leather jacket as her eyes are on Minerva in the ring. Constance is focused on winning this match and winning this match only.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND… SHE IS THE OTHER HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS … “THE ABSOLVED”…COOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE BLEEEEEEVVVIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Jake Mercer: This wasn’t the final that people weren’t expecting; however, I feel like Constance Belvins knew that this was going to be a scenario that she couldn’t avoid. To her, she and Minerva were the best in the tournament. Both of them decimated their sides of the bracket in order to reach Clash of Kingdoms. There’s all this talk about the parallels between Minerva and Brody, but what about Constance and Brody?
Gavin Kirkland: Both Brody Sparks and Constance Blevins are workhorses. It’s difficult to outwork someone like Constance, just like people had a difficult time keeping up with Brody Sparks during her reign as Specialists Champion. One of the most notable examples of Brody being the workhorse she was during the week of Road to Redemption 2016. She cut the best promos and was almost untouchable that week. I was confident that she would have walked away with the Women’s World Championship. No one knew that this would be the last time that Brody would be talking to us. :mjcry:
Jake Mercer: These opportunities barely come for Constance Blevins. Wicked Games back in November was the first time that Constance got an opportunity at the Universal Women’s Championship. There is no doubt that she would love to find herself back in the picture. Many women have cashed in may version of this Cup and it’s had a 100% success rate. Winning this Cup almost assures you that you will be a future Universal Women’s Champion! Will it be Constance Blevins or Minerva that adds their name to the list?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE GO! Jake, this is the two of the best talents that Showdown has to offer! One of the best tag teams in the company! Heavenly Hell, Constance Blevins, and Minerva! These two women consider each other to be sisters, to have an unbreakable bond and they claim that whoever decides to win this match, nothing is going to tear them apart.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, like anyone believes that at all, Gavin! I don’t believe that this was the ideal Iconic Cup finals that EAW had in mind, but these two managed to dominate their respective sides of the bracket. These two women took down every woman placed in their way. In a way, it seems like this was inevitable. However, I don’t sense that these two women are going to back down from a fight.
Gavin Kirkland: Was it really a shock that Heavenly Hell would be standing in the finals, Jake? These two are the hungriest women in this company. These two women have spent their reason on Showdown as cannon fodders. They busted their ass to get out of that position and to prove that they deserve a lot more respect for the brand. They weren’t always the go-to girls in this company. They weren’t the beautiful blondes like Andrea Valentine and Kassidy Heart. They weren’t the so-called “divas” like the Ava sisters. These two spent their time in this company with being overlooked by the flavors of the month, like Serena Bennett and Felix Hartley, yet, it just made them hungrier for opportunities like this. For the weeks, people placed their “what ifs” with these two women? What if these two met in the finals? What happens if one wins at the expense of the other? Could these two manage to put their egos and selfish intentions to the side and not let this Iconic Cup tear them apart?
(Constance Blevins and Minerva looked around the sold-out crowd in the Khalifa International Stadium in Doha, Qatar. The crowd is applauding these two women. The crowd is divided on who to root for. One half of the crowd is going, “LET’S GO CONSTANCE,” while the other half goes, “MIN-ER-VA.” The emotions of Heavenly Hell are at an all-time high. Both wanting nothing more than to walk out of Doha with the Iconic Cup. They busted their asses off to get to the finals. They proved that they didn’t need to look or talk a certain way to gain any recognition. They got recognition due to their hard work. Always being placed in a headline spot, these two were used as cannon fodders; however, it’s a different story tonight. They’re placed in the headline spot because this match was going to change one of their lives and put a test to their friendship.)
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins extends her hand out to Minerva, who looks at what Constance is doing. Do you think that this is a smart strategy from Constance? What do you think is her motivation for doing this?
Gavin Kirkland: They’re partners with mutual respect for one another, Jake. :skip:
Jake Mercer: Minerva extends Constance Blevins’ handshake before the two women get this match going!
Gavin Kirkland: The two women circle around each other, looking for that opening to get this match underway! Constance Blevins issues a test of strength to Minerva. Minerva seems a little hesitant, but accepts the challenge! The two members of Heavenly Hell are trying to push the other to the ropes, but it seems like Constance is a bit stronger than Minerva and manages to back her to the ropes, holding her there.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! RELEASE THE HOLD, CONSTANCE!
Jake Mercer: Without much hesitation, Constance Blevins releases the hold! She has her arms up, where the official can see them as Minerva manages to adjust to the situation around her! The two women lock up again, but this time, Minerva manages to get Constance by her wrist and connect with a wrist lock! ‘The Gypsy Moth’ manages to get behind Constance, but Constance connects with a back kick to Minerva’s stomach, which makes her clutch her stomach in response! Constance rebounds off the horizontal ropes, looking for a clothesline, but Minerva manages to get Constance by her arm and connect with a hip toss! Constance finds herself in a seated position! Minerva follows that up with a shining wizard, but Constance manages to duck! Constance with a roll-up! She’s looking to end this match early!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva manages to get out of the roll-up, but she had a good hold of Constance Blevins’ arm as she counters with an armbar! An armbar by Minerva, but Constance manages to get her foot on the bottom rope! Minerva releases the armbar as the two members of Heavenly Hell get up to their feet! Minerva with a smirk to her face as she gestures for Constance to get back to her feet! Constance clutches onto the ropes to help get herself up to her feet! Constance charges towards Minerva with a spear, but Minerva manages to leapfrog over Constance, but Constance manages to catch herself! She rebounds herself off the ropes as Minerva gets in a plank position as Constance jumps over her and rebounds off the other set of ropes. Constance goes after Minerva manages to stop ‘The Absolved’ with a dropkick! Constance falls to her back as Minerva gets on top of her partner before delivering some stiff punches. Minerva pins Constance’s shoulders down!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins manages to get a shoulder up! Minerva gets to her feet, getting her one partner by her arm before whipping her towards the ropes! Minerva charges at Constance, but Constance gets her foot up, hoping to kick Minerva away, bUT MINERVA MANAGES TO GET CONSTANCE BY HER FOOT! MINERVA IS SHAKING HER HEAD BEFORE SHE PULLS CONSTANCE AWAY FROM THE ROPES! CONSTANCE LANDS HEAD FIRST TO THE MAT! DAMN, MINERVA, WAS THAT A LITTLE HARSH?
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva gets Constance Blevins by her hair and connects with a basement hair-pull lifted mat slam! Constance goes down again! Constance is clutching to her head! Minerva with a knee drop to the skull of her tag team partner! Minerva gets Constance back to a vertical base as she throws Constance to the corner! Constance is able to turn herself around as Minerva bolts for her tag team partner in order to connect with a meteora to the corner! Minerva gets on the top turnbuckle and begins to punch Constance on to the top of her head!
Jake Mercer: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE SIX! Constance Blevins manages to use some of her strength to get Minerva in a powerbomb position! But, Minerva is still punching Constance! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Powerbomb by Constance as she manages to roll up Minerva in the process!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! The sexy, but seductive Minerva manages to roll herself out of roll up as she makes Constance Blevins eat a dropkick to the face! Minerva picks up Constance and gets her in position. It seems like Minerva is going for a fisherman’s suplex! Minerva holds Constance up for just a moment, before connecting with the fisherman’s suplex; however, it’s with one of the most gorgeous bridges I have ever seen as she goes for the cover on Constance!
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins manages to bridge herself out before turning herself around! Constance kicks Minerva in the stomach before pulling her closer before connecting with a jumping STO on her fellow Heavenly Hell partner! That doesn’t keep Minerva down as she finds her way to a seated position! Constance Blevins with a calf kick to Minerva’s face as that keeps her down! Constance is going to need to keep this up! So far, it’s been pretty back and forth between these two women! These two know each other so well! In these scenarios, it may be seen as a con. These two have a bond that can never be broken or that’s what they say, but we all know what happens when two people, who are quite close have a common goal. It tears them apart, Gavin!
Gavin Kirkland: It can also make the bond stronger, Jake. :wow: I believe that these two will survive and become stronger because of this match. This is probably their first test in determining how strong the bond of Heavenly Hell is! Constance gets Minerva up her arm before whipping her towards the horizontal ropes! Minerva rebounds off of them as she manages to connect with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown!
Jake Mercer: But look at that, Gavin! Constance Blevins manages to counter Minerva’s tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown with a sidewalk slam! THIS TAKES HER FELLOW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION DOWN AS CONSTANCE IS UNLOADING MINERVA WITH SOME PUNCHES TO HER FOREHEAD! CONSTANCE IS LOOKING TO KEEP HER TAG TEAM PARTNER-DOWN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN’T LET SOMEONE AS SLIMY AS MINERVA GET THE UPPER HAND. HOWEVER, MINERVA CAN’T ALSO LET CONSTANCE GET THE UPPER HAND! Constance hooks the leg, looking to put Minerva away, but Minerva manages to kick out and get herself out of the situation! Both members of Heavenly Hell are up to their feet as they look at each other. Both women want this! Both women want to walk out of Doha, Qatar with that Iconic Cup!
Minerva goes after her tag partner, but Constance manages to take Minerva down with an arm drag! Minerva gets up and finds herself back into the corner, but Constance bolts towards Minerva before connecting with a huge knee strike across the chin! Constance follows that with a bulldog as she takes down Minerva!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva is going to need to look for an opening, but Constance Blevins manages to get Minerva up by her head before exiting the ring! AT THE SAME TIME, THE UPPER HALF OF MINERVA IS OUT WITH CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE WITH A SERIES OF NASTY-LOOKING KNEE STRIKES TO ‘THE GYPSY MOTH’S’ FACE! MINERVA IS EATING EAT KNEE STRIKE! CONSTANCE IS RUTHLESS! CONSTANCE CONNECTS WITH ONE LAST KNEE STRIKE! IT SEEMED LIKE THAT KNEE STRIKE WAS MORE BRUTAL THAN THE OTHER ONES! MINERVA COLLAPSES BACK AS CONSTANCE DELIVERS A BATTLE CRY BEFORE GETTING INSIDE THE RING!
Constance waits for Minerva to get back to her feet before getting her up and taking her to the corner! Constance begins to connect with some shoulder thrusts to the ribs of one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions! Minerva is taken down to a seated position as Constance begins to stomp on Minerva’s face! Constance gets her boot and places pressure on the side of Minerva’s face as she holds it there!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, CONSTANCE!
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins had done a fantastic job with keeping Minerva down! This woman is hungry to win this match and propel her career to the next level! Constance gets Minerva back to her feet before connecting with some punches to the face of her tag team partner! Seeing that Minerva stopped moving, Constance takes a few steps back before running towards Minerva the corner before connecting with a clothesline to the corner!
Gavin Kirkland: NO ONE IS HOME! IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA WAS PLAYING POSSUM FOR THE TIME BEING AS SHE SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! CONSTANCE BLEVINS GOES AFTER HER, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO KICK CONSTANCE AWAY! MINERVA FROM THE TOP ROPE! CROSSBODY ON CONSTANCE!
Jake Mercer: NO! CONSTANCE BLEVINS MANAGES TO ROLL HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET! SHE HAS A GOOD HOLD OF MINERVA AND CONNECTS WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Minerva thought that she had an opening, but Constance was more than ready for it! Minerva slowly rises back to her feet and gets herself at the corner! Constance Blevins runs to the corner, but Minerva manages to connect with a back elbow to the face of Constance!
Minerva springboards from the ropes in order to connect with a springboard roundhouse kick that takes Constance down to her knees! This can be the opening that Minerva has been searching for! Minerva with a basement dropkick to the back of Constance Blevins’ head! Minerva gets Constance up by her hair before kneeing her in the stomach! Minerva clutches onto Constance’s hair before throwing her head first against the turnbuckle! Minerva begins to stomp on Constance’s stomach, before getting her leg and connecting with a corner foot choke!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva manages to transition the corner foot choke into a headscissors takedown! Constance Blevins is quick to get back to a vertical base, BUT MINERVA RUNS TOWARDS HER PARTNER WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! MINERVA BEGINS UNLOADING WITH SOME FIERY PUNCHES! CONSTANCE IS TRYING TO BLOCK THESE SHOTS, BUT MINERVA MAKES SURE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN AT ALL! WHILE STRADDLING ON TOP OF HER, MINERVA MANAGES TO PIN CONSTANCE’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE BLEVINS MANAGES TO FLIP MINERVA OVER AND CONNECTS WITH HER OWN ROLL UP! CONSTANCE LOOKING TO PUT AWAY MINERVA HERE!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva manages to roll herself out of the roll-up as both members of Heavenly Hell are back to their feet! Minerva runs towards Constance with a running clothesline, but Constance manages to duck the clothesline before running towards the rope, rebounding off of it! Minerva manages to catch her tag team partner with a superkick as that staggers Constance back, but Minerva gets Constance by her arm, pulling her closer and getting her in position before connecting with a sambo suplex! Minerva applies a headlock on her tag team partner as Constance finds herself in a bit of a pickle at the moment! Minerva manages to maintain the headlock as she gets on one knee! She begins to apply more pressure onto the headlock! Constance is trying to push Minerva to the side in hopes that she releases the hold, but Minerva has her feet planted to the ground!
Jake Mercer: Look at this, Gavin! Constance Blevins is trying to pick up Minerva off her feet, but seems to be having a bit of trouble with that! However, Minerva is being a little stubborn and refuses to have Constance pick her up! Minerva is trying to keep the headlock on for a bit longer while Constance looks to pick up Minerva and look for a counter of her own!
Gavin Kirkland: Constance Blevins manages to get Minerva off her feet and connects with an atomic drop! I’m not sure if Minerva is supposed to feel anything with that, but it did allow Constance to get out of the headlock! Minerva runs towards her tag team partner, but Constance manages to connect with an arm drag to Minerva! CONSTANCE HAS MINERVA STILL LAYING ON HER SIDE AS SHE BEGINS TO PULL BACK ON HER ARM! MINERVA BEGINS TO CRY OUT IN PAIN! SHE FINDS HERSELF IN TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT! MINERVA IS NOT LOOKING TO SUBMIT HERE! SHE IS NOT LOOKING FOR HER SHOT AT THE ICONIC CUP TO GO DOWN IN FLAMES! CONSTANCE BENDS MINERVA’S ARM BACK EVEN MORE! THIS APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE TO THE HOLD AS MINERVA’S FEET ARE SWARMING AROUND! At this moment, it seems like using the ropes for her feet may be the best solution at the moment! The longer Constance keeps this hold, the more likely Minerva’s arm is going to be in bad shape!
Jake Mercer: Minerva is reaching for the bottom rope with her foot! She’s just a toe away from that as she manages to get her foot on the bottom rope! Constance Blevins needs to release the hold! The referee is pointing out Minerva’s foot on the bottom rope as Constance releases the hold! Constance backs away from her partner, allowing Minerva to make it back to her feet! Minerva’s clutching her right arm and Constance looks at her partner with a smirk on her face!
Constance Blevins (off-mic): I don’t want you holding back, Minnie. Unleash your dark side —
Gavin Kirkland: — MINERVA DARTS AT CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH A HEEL KICK! THIS TAKES CONSTANCE DOWN AS MINERVA GETS ON TOP OF HER AND PROCEEDS TO HIT HER WITH SOME OF THE MOST BRUTAL PUNCHES THAT HAVE BEEN THROWN IN THIS ENTIRE MATCH! MINERVA GETS CONSTANCE UP HARSHLY BY HER HAIR BEFORE SLAMMING HER HEAD-FIRST AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! HOWEVER, MINERVA DOESN’T SEEM TO LET GO! MINERVA SLAMS CONSTANCE’S SKULL AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Constance falls back to a seated position as Minerva takes the turnbuckle padding off! It reveals the steel as Minerva gets Constance back to her feet! Minerva whips Constance to the corner! The steel collides with Constance’s back as Minerva charges at her tag team partner with a dropkick! Constance collides with the steel turnbuckle; however, Minerva doesn’t seem to be done here as she gets Constance by her hair and rubs her forehead against the steel turnbuckle! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins turns around and dear Gawd, Constance is bleeding from her forehead as Minerva begins to sinisterly grin! Minerva gets closer to Constance’s forehead! OH MY GOD, SHE’S GETTING HER NAILS AND GOUGING OUT CONSTANCE’S CUT IN HER FOREHEAD! I THINK THAT CONSTANCE MAY BE REGRETTING ASKING MINERVA TO UNLEASH HER DARK SIDE! CONSTANCE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE PRESSURE OF MINERVA GOUGING HER CUT TAKES HER DOWN TO ONE KNEE! Minerva headbutts Constance to the ground as she gets Constance by her hair and throws her through the middle rope and to ringside! For these matches, the referee is being a bit more flexible since EAW is determined to get a winner for this match. I’m not sure what these two women are going to do, but we’re going to get a winner for this match tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva goes over to the corner and gets her Gypsy chain! This was a weapon that she used at last year’s Iconic Cup finals and she’s going to use it this year! Minerva swings the Gypsy chain as she lets her partner make it back to her feet!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA WHIPS THE GYPSY CHAIN TO THE STOMACH OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS! Constance collapses to her knees again as Minerva gets the Gypsy chain again before whacking Constance in the back with it! This takes ‘The Absolved’ down completely as Minerva wraps the Gypsy chain! OH MY GOD, SHE’S CHOKING CONSTANCE WITH THE GYPSY CHAIN!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: THIS BITCH IS LOOKING TO KILL HER TAG TEAM PARTNER!!! IS THIS THE SHIT THAT YOU HAVE ON SHOWDOWN, GAVIN?
Gavin Kirkland: Indeed, Jake. Showdown is home to the best pure wrestling in EAW. It also has its shares of domestic violence and tag team partners beating the shit out of each other and me pissing my pants whenever Mr. DEDEDE is near. It could use a bit more blondes, but I love my job. :wow:
Jake Mercer: …Okay, but Minerva looks like she’s willing to commit murder in order to win this match. :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: They’ll be fine, Jake. If Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava are able to survive in this cutthroat business, Heavenly Hell will be fine. Now, where is my lotion?
Jake Mercer: THIS ISN’T THE TIME OR PLACE FOR WHATEVER YOU’RE PLANNING TO DO.
Gavin Kirkland: My hands are dry, Jake. Plus, I would never consider that. The Qatari prince is behind me and I’m not getting arrested for indecent exposure again.
Jake Mercer:…Again? Look, I’m not even going to ask. We have a damn match to begin and it looks like Constance Blevins is going purple! However, Minerva releases the hold as she wraps the Gypsy chain around her hands before punching Constance’s forehead again! Constance was already cut there and it seems like Minerva is going to make the cut even worse! Minerva unwraps the Gypsy chain from her hand before getting Constance Blevins, pulls her hands back and wraps them around the ring post! Minerva then uses the chain in order to tie Minerva up!
Gavin Kirkland: What kind of sexual kink is Heavenly Hell up too? And why do I seem turned on at the same time? Minerva looks underneath the ring and pulls out a kendo stick! Minerva spins the kendo stick around as a smirk form on her face! Minerva gets a good hold of the kendo stick before she swings it to the stomach of Constance Blevins!
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE BLEVINS YELPS IN PAIN! MINERVA SWINGS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN AT CONSTANCE’S STOMACH! AGAIN, CONSTANCE YELPS AT PAIN! MINERVA GETS THE KENDO STICK AND DRIVES ONE OF THE ENDS TO THE WOUND ON CONSTANCE’S FOREHEAD! MINERVA IS GOING TO STAB CONSTANCE TO DEATH. :damn: :damn: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: Constance Blevins is screaming in pain as Minerva, in her sick way, is torturing her tag team partner! Minerva licks her lips as she backs away as the official is needing to break free Constance from the Gypsy chain! Constance looks like a mess! Perhaps, it’s time for her to just throw in the towel. That was absolutely disturbing to watch! The official manages to break Constance free from the chain! Minerva runs to her tag team partner! Boot kick to Constance as she collides with the steel ring post!
Jake Mercer: NO! Constance Blevins manages to get Minerva by her boot! Minerva is telling Constance to put her foot down, BUT CONSTANCE SMIRKS AT HER PARTNER BEFORE DELIVERING A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP AS MINERVA’S BODY CRASHES TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE APRON! This was something that Constance needed! Constance uses the barricade to get back to her feet as Minerva is shaking her head, trying to process the situation around her! Minerva manages to shoulder tackle Constance to the barricade as she proceeds to punch the hell out of her tag team partner! However, it seems like Constance is not going to take any of the punishment as she is delivering some of her own punches! Constance manages to push Minerva away from her for a slight second! Minerva runs over to Constance, BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO TRIP MINERVA, WHO EATS THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE! MINERVA COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AS SHE CLUTCHES TO HER NOSE!
Gavin Kirkland: Now, it’s Minerva’s turn to shed a bit of blood and it’s from her nose! Constance Blevins reaches over to the Gypsy chain, which has become a go-to weapon for this match! I’ve never seen Constance resort to this kind of violence. It’s not her to this, so I’m kind of scared. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE BLEVINS IS BEATING MINERVA UP WITH HER OWN WEAPON!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: CONSTANCE IS NOT HOLDING BACK WHATSOEVER! EACH OF THOSE STRIKES WITH THE GYPSY CHAIN IS MORE DEADLY THAN THE LAST ONE! CONSTANCE IS NOT TAKING ANY SHIT AND I AM LOVING EVERY MOMENT OF IT, GAVIN! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Twelve shots to Minerva with her Gypsy chain! Constance Blevins throws the chain to the side and begins to break apart the steel steps nearby! She places Minerva’s head in between the steel steps and the ring post! A concussion is the main reason why Minerva’s chances at the Iconic Cup were taken away from her and it seems like Constance is aware of that! She perfectly places Minerva’s head in between the steel steps and ring post, making sure that it’s very secure! Constance takes a few steps back before —
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE BLEVINS KICKS THE STEEL STEPS IN! THE SKULL OF MINERVA MUST BE PUMPING AT THE MOMENT AS CONSTANCE RUSHES OVER AND GETS MINERVA OUT OF THAT SITUATION! SHE HOLDS MINERVA BY HER HEAD, GETTING HER UP TO HER FEET AT THE SAME TIME! CONSTANCE LOOKS AT THE RING POST ACROSS FROM HER AND BACK AT MINERVA.
Constance Blevins (off-mic): I love you, but I need to do this.
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA HEADBUTTS CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
Jake Mercer: The headbutt staggers ‘The Absolved’ a bit as she seemed a bit stunned that Minerva still has a lot of energy to go in this match! Constance Blevins swings a punch at Minerva, but Minerva manages to get Constance by her arm before connecting with a backbreaker and slamming her face-first against the edge of the apron! Minerva gets Constance before shoulder thrusting her towards the barricade, but Minerva gets Constance again and shoulder thrusts her to the apron!
MINERVA THEN GETS CONSTANCE AND THROWS HER BACK FIRST AGAINST THE RING POST! THIS TAKES ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DOWN! MINERVA GETS CONSTANCE BY HER HEAD AND THROWS HER UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! Minerva slides herself back inside the ring! Minerva gets Constance’s almost lifeless body and gets her in position. It seems like Minerva is looking to wrap up this match! Minerva calls this move ‘The Princess Killer’ or TPK for short!
Gavin Kirkland: THE PRINCESS KILLER ON CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! MINERVA HOOKS CONSTANCE’S LEG!! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE BLEVINS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
(The look on Minerva’s face tells the entire story. It’s a combination of shock and disbelief. After the hell that she and Constance Blevins put through each other, she thought The Princess Killer was going to be the one move to secure her the Iconic Cup. If this were a normal opponent, perhaps, it would have been enough to take them down, but this is her tag team partner for crying out loud. Someone who she considered a little sister and has gotten to know her for about a year. They’ve been through their ups and downs on Showdown; however, the one thing that remained the same was the bond that they shared. Recently, it’s been this same goal of winning the Iconic Cup and neither woman is looking to give up.)
Gavin Kirkland: The referee is clarifying with Minerva that it was Constance Blevins kicked out and Minerva slams her hands against the canvas before getting herself back to her feet! Minerva is going for another The Princess Killer! Could this be the end?
Jake Mercer: Look, Gavin! Constance Blevins is trying to get her feet to the ground! She knows that she cannot allow Minerva to connect with The Princess Killer again! She was able to kick out of the move once, but she won’t be lucky again! Minerva punches Constance in the face, before getting Constance quickly in position for The Princess Killer again!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Constance Blevins with a reversal! Oh my god, she is looking to put away Minerva with her own move! THE. PRINCESS. KILLER. ON THE GYPSY MOTH!!! CONSTANCE LOOKING TO GET THE VICTORY BY USING ONE OF MINERVA’S TRADEMARK MOVES!!! CONSTANCE WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA KICKS OUT!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Constance Blevins covers her mouth in shock! These two beautiful and goth women have put each other through hell and back! This is all for the Iconic Cup, ladies, and gentlemen! This catapults women to the next level! This Cup almost ensures you that you will be Universal Women’s Champion!
Constance Blevins (off-mic): STAY DOWN, MINERVA! PLEASE!
Jake Mercer: Constance is pleading for her partner to stay down! It’s gone to that point of the match, ladies and gentlemen! I don’t understand how any of these women have energy left to keep this match going! Both members of Heavenly Hell get to their knees as CONSTANCE BLEVINS THROWS A PUNCH TO MINERVA! MINERVA THROWS A PUNCH TO CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE THROWS A PUNCH TO MINERVA! MINERVA WITH A PUNCH TO CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE! MINERVA! CONSTANCE! MINERVA! MINERVA! MINERVA! CONSTANCE WITH A HEADBUTT! MINERVA WITH A HEADBUTT! MINERVA IS STILL FINDING THE STRENGTH TO CONTINUE ON WITH THIS MATCH AND CONSTANCE IS LOOKING FOR EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO TAKE HER OWN PARTNER DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Both members of Heavenly Hell have their foreheads pressed together! Both women are bleeding! Constance is bleeding from her forehead! Minerva is bleeding from her nose! The two women look intensely at one another, but Minerva delivers a slap to Constance’s face! Constance slaps Minerva across the face! Minerva pulls Constance by her arm and connects with a short-arm clothesline! Minerva maintains hold of Constance’s arm as she connects with another short-arm clothesline! And another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! Minerva gets Constance in position for this next move!
Jake Mercer: She lifts Constance Blevins up! Oh my god, she’s going for LionessTouch — Constance’s own finisher! It seems like Minerva is going to return the favor of Constance using her own finisher against her! LionessTouch on Constance! The cradle DDT connects as Minerva goes for the cover!! She’s legit going to put away her partner with her own move!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE BLEVINS POWERS THROUGH!!! MINERVA IS STARTING TO LOOK A BIT IRRITATED AT THE MOMENT!
(To say that Constance Blevins REALLY wanted to win the Iconic Cup would be an understatement. As much as she would be happy for Minerva to win, she didn’t like the idea of her chipping away a bit longer for her big moment. In Constance’s mind, she wondered if she could ever be truly happy about the possibility of Minerva winning or if this was going to be one of the cracks formed for the end of Heavenly Hell.)
Jake Mercer: Minerva aggressively gets Constance Blevins up by her hair, but Constance manages to push Minerva away! Constance with a punch to Minerva! Constance punches Minerva back to the ropes before getting her by the arm and whipping her to the other set of the ropes, but Minerva manages to rebound from the ropes and delivering a spinout kneeling facebuster as that takes Constance Blevins down! Minerva moves Constance closer to one of the corners! Minerva is looking to wrap up this match now as she gets on the turnbuckle! Split-legged moonsault! Hell’s Bells on ‘The Absolved.’
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CONSTANCE BLEVINS CATCHES MINERVA AND SHIFTS HER BODY AROUND, GETTING IN INTO POSITION! CONSTANCE CATCHES MINERVA WITH CTO — CONSTANCE TAP OUT! THE GOGOPLATA ON ‘THE GYPSY MOTH.’ CONSTANCE BLEVINS PULLS OUT HER ONE LAST FINISHER, WHICH SHE KNOWS CAN TAKE OUT MINERVA! MINERVA IS SCRAMBLING AROUND, DESPERATE FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS MOVE! You can see the look on Constance that she’s in tears at the moment! There’s no doubt that this has been an emotional match for her. It’s been an emotional match for Minerva as well. These two have gone through heaven and hell in this match and it’s looking like it’s reaching its terminus.
Constance Blevins (off-mic): TAP OUT, MINERVA! DO NOT MAKE THIS DIFFICULT FOR YOURSELF!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA PINS CONSTANCE BLEVINS’ SHOULDERS DOWN!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Constance Blevins manages to get her shoulders up! She saw what Minerva was planning to do!
Constance Blevins (off-mic): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA JUST GOUGED THE WOUND ON THE FOREHEAD OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS! LET’S REMIND YOU THAT MINERVA OPENED THAT WOUND IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH! CONSTANCE RETURNED THE FAVOR BY PROBABLY BREAKING MINERVA’S NOSE! CONSTANCE RELEASES THE HOLD AT THE SAME TIME AS MINERVA FOUND HERSELF A BIT OF TIME!
Minerva begins to elbow her partner multiple times! Each elbow is harsher than the last one, but Minerva is doing whatever she can to keep Constance down! Minerva is back to her feet as she’s stalking her team partner! Scissors kick by the ‘Gypsy Moth.’ Constance is taken down to her knees! Minerva takes a few steps back before running towards Constance and connecting with a running spinning neckbreaker! MINERVA GETS CONSTANCE BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE GETTING HER IN AN INVERTED FACELOCK POSITION AND CONNECTING WITH TWILIGHT. HEADLOCK FOLLOWED BY AN ELBOW DROP! MINERVA GETS CONSTANCE UP TO HER FEET! IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH! SHE PICKS UP CONSTANCE IN A STO POSITION!
Gavin Kirkland: I can’t recall the last time that Minerva did this spot. Has she even executed this move? She calls this The Black Wedding — a modified lifting reverse STO! It connects on Constance Blevins! It’s the last resort move for Minerva to go to and she’s aware that she is going to need to put Constance away from this move! THE BLACK WEDDING CONNECTS!! MINERVA HOOKS CONSTANCE’S LEG!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd in the Khalifa International Stadium EXPLODES in a positive reaction as “Children of the Son” plays once again. Minerva slowly off of Constance Blevins. Minerva is covering her face, hiding her emotions that this week had in her. Most likely, she is in tears (which is something that she didn’t want to happen), but this was emotional and bloody for her. She couldn’t help it. Within her, she felt conflicted about remaining true to her sisterhood with Constance or going back to her roots and proving that she hasn’t gone soft. There’s no denying how much this victory means for her. Not many people had a second chance in the Iconic Cup Finals. It was an opportunity that she knew that she could not take for granted and she needed to win this match and prove that she can be a future Universal Women’s Champion.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE WINNER OF THE 2020 ICONIC CUP… “THE GYPSY MOTH”… MIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA DID IT!!!! Minerva and Constance Blevins went through HELL for a chance to call themselves iconic and walk away as the proud holder of the Iconic Cup. Constance Blevins and Minerva would not stop with this match. These two women really wanted this Cup! These two went into the unknown with what would happen to Heavenly Hell after this match was said and done; however, they knew that only one of them would be able to leave Doha with the cup and that woman ends up being Minerva!
(The camera pans to Constance Blevins at the corner, heartbroken due to her loss. She buries her head in shame. As this match was emotional for Minerva, it was emotional for Constance herself. Constance put everything in the line. She asked for Minerva to embrace her dark side and bring it into this match, which could have been the reason for her downfall; however, Constance proved to be someone, who could match Minerva’s level of aggression and intensity, even breaking Minerva’s nose in the process.)
Jake Mercer: Constance Blevins should have exceeded everyone’s expectations tonight. She may have been known as the heaven to Minerva’s hell, but Constance made sure to give as much hell to Minerva going into this match. This was probably one of Constance’s best matches of her entire career. Yes, she may have come short of winning, but it lets you know that siding with Minerva, distancing herself from her faith in order to understand Minerva was the best thing to have happened to her.
(As Minerva’s music continued to play, Minerva gets to her knees as she looks at Constance Blevins at the corner. For the first time since the match ended, both members of Heavenly Hell looked at each other from across the ring. There’s no knowing what’s going on in each other’s minds. Is it resentment? Has Constance already begun to resent Minerva? Are the cracks of Heavenly Hell forming in front of everyone’s eyes? Those are just some of the questions in the EAW Universe’s mind. Minerva gets some of her remaining energy to get back to her feet as she walks over to Constance at the corner. Minerva reaches her hand to Constance as Minerva’s music stops, leaving the two women to talk amongst themselves.)
Gavin Kirkland: Is this really the end for my favorite goth duo? Jake, I’m going to cry. :sob:
Jake Mercer: Gavin, please don’t. Not in front of the Qatari prince.
(For a moment, Constance Blevins looked at Minerva’s extended hand. The crowd is encouraging Constance to accept Minerva’s hand. Minerva is hoping that Constance accepts the hand; however, Minerva is aware how much Constance can win the match. In a way, she didn’t blame Constance if this was truly the end of their sisterhood. Minerva had lost a lot of friends in this business. She hoped that this one with Constance was going to be different than the rest.)
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE ACCEPTS MINERVA’S HANDSHAKE!
Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE PULLS MINERVA IN FOR A HUG!
(The crowd in the arena begins to applaud the two women in their excellent match. The two members of Heavenly Hell embrace each other, feeling as emotional as ever. Both of them are whispering words to each other; however, the microphone is not picking up any sound from them. Constance Blevins raises Minerva’s hand up as Minerva does the same thing with Constance. A respectful moment for these two women. A moment passes as Bella Braxton joins them in the ring with the Iconic Cup in her hands. Constance applauds for Minerva, who picks up the Iconic Cup. Minerva looks at her reflection at the Iconic Cup. This was her Cup. This was her chance to control her fate and become a champion on her terms. Minerva raises the Iconic Cup high in the air. “Children of the Son” plays again.)
(Constance Blevins exits the ring, leaving for Minerva to have her moment in the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like everything is A-OK with Heavenly Hell. In a way, I think this match made their bond even stronger, Jake. What an amazing event, Jake! After Clash of Kingdoms, we have Shock Value, Under Siege and Reckless Wiring. After that, we begin our Road to Pain for Pride with the Grand Rampage! As for tonight, we leave things off with Minerva as the winner of the Iconic Cup!
Jake Mercer: Signing off on behalf of Gavin Kirkland, I am Jake Mercer! Goodnight everyone from Doha, Qatar!
(Minerva celebrates in the ring as she raises the Iconic Cup high in the air. Constance Blevins is on top of the ramp as she looks at her partner in the ring. Constance forms a small smile on her face before making her way to the back.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)