( EAW logo buzzes )
( The sound of chair crashing into somebody’s skull can be heard. )
( The sound of a table splitting into two as somebody is driven through it can be heard. )
( The screams from a person being impaled by a foreign object can be heard. )
( The metal clanking from human flesh being driven into a steel, electrified cage can be heard – along with the buzzing that follows it. )
( The roar of an audience, followed by the screams “OH MY GOOOOOD!!!” from a commentator can be heard. )
“Are you willing to bleed for it?”
( Malcolm Jones can be seen in the ring in a sold out arena, with a spotlight effect making most of the crowd and the background hardly visible. The emphasis shows him with blood trickling from his face, onto the EAW Championship, and down to the floor. The same effect can be seen with Felix Hartley, walking through shadowy backstage hallways in blood-soaked lingerie, following her title defense at Midsummer Massacre. )
“Are you willing to cave in faces for it?”
( Serena Riot is seen in the same setting, delivering a brutal punch to the face to an unknown opponent using brass knuckles, and continuing to wail on them as they’re on the floor. )
“Fight against all odds for it?”
( Terry Chambers is in the ring with the spotlight, shadowy background effect, in a battle royale like setting. He is fighting off opponents left and right, throwing them out of the ring, and proudly holds up his Interwire Championship, with the blood of his enemies painting his torso. )
“Do you want it more than the next person? Are you more resilient?”
( Highlights of Rex McAllister going the distance in some of his biggest, most important matches – the Grand Rampage 2019 match, the War Games 2018 match, and his EAW Championship winning Fatal-4-Way match of Grand Rampage 2018. )
“Are you more resilient, do you have more fight, are you more willing to go to the extreme?
( Highlights of Ms. Extreme include Camille’s performance in the 3 on 3 relaxed rules tag team contest, defeating Charlie Marr, Kai Zolomon and Jesse Barlow. )
“What will you sacrifice? Will you sacrifice your health? Your morals? Your sanity?”
( Flashback of violent moments in Charlie Marr’s career, including CITV falling from a ladder through a flaming table with Harlow Reichert. And Charlie stabbing Daryl Kinkade in the head with Death’s Dagger at Fighting Spirit. )
“Will you betray all scruples and break your enemy mentally?”
( Flashback of Jesse Barlow flooring Consuela Rose Ava with a V-Trigger and writing the words “Unfit Mother” on her back with a sharpie. )
“Are you able to emerge from the depths once you’ve been broken?”
( Flashback shows Theron Nikolas answering the challenge of Raven Roberts after not being seen or heard from. )
“And to what lengths will you go in order to succeed, in this Bloodsport.”
( The back and forth between Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones is recapped, depicting their tension, their games of one-upmanship, with Malcolm Jones cheapshotting Charlie Marr with a haymaker, Marr interfering in Malcolm’s match against Noah Reigner, and Marr spitting in MJ’s face during their contract signing. )
Narrator: AND NOW… FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, EAW VOLTAGE BRINGS TO YOU “BLOODSPORT”!!!
( “Blood” by Breaking Benjamin hits, and the camera transitions to the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, as the fans are going completely out of their minds jumping around, waving their signs and cheering. Pyro fires up from the LED stage and rockets from the jumbo screens as well, creating a dazzling light show. )
James Peters: 19,580 EAW DIE HARDS HAVE SOLD THIS VENUE OUT FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS! THE KINGS QUEENS AND GODS OF VOLTAGE ARE ABOUT TO TURN THE TD GARDEN INTO THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE! WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE VOLTAGE MARQUEE EXCLUSIVE EVENT, “BLOODSPORT”!!!
Rich Russillo: IT’S HAPPENING!!!!
James Peters: You called it Rich! You said it best! Over the weeks Voltage Elitists have been ramping up the chaos and catacalysma, and it’s all about to come to a fucking head here tonight!!! We are broadcasting LIVE from the EAW Network, available in over 180 countries and probably way more not gonna lie to you!
Rich Russillo: Things are about to get more grisly than Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell! Too soon? I don’t care! Tonight in all honesty is going to probably redefine “Violence”, as EAW programming shows a side of itself I don’t think people have seen in years :damn:
James Peters: Our Voltage faithful have watched episode after episode as these men and women in the locker room have made their intentions clear, in some cases they’ve made it MORE THAN personal! Voltage’s finest have sent the message that they desire success, they lust for gold, and they will do whatever it takes to exact revenge! But there’s only one way you can take all of it Rich! Like the great American poet Nasir Jones once said, you’ve got to take it in blood!!!
Rich Russillo: :wow:
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton, who flashes the crowd a huge smile.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WELCOME TO BLOODSPORT!!!!
Crowd: VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE!
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match will be contested under NO DISQUALIFICATION… AND IS SCHEDULED FOR….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Mark My Words” by Doll Skin hits as Raven Roberts makes her way out through the curtain to a THUNDEROUS ovation. She stands on the stage holding the Cash in the Vault briefcase in her left hand, raising it proudly in the air before making her way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first residing in Las Vegas, Nervada, weighing in tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT POUNDS!!… SHE IS THE 2019 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!!!… RAVEN ROOOOOBERTS!!!!!
James Peters: She made her intentions clear the moment that she won that briefcase at Pain for Pride. She wants to prove that she’s deserving of the right to stand at the top of, not only this brand, but this company as a whole when she decides to cash that briefcase in. In doing so, she called out one of the biggest dogs in the yard in her opponent tonight, and if she’s able to come out victorious – she immediately takes one giant step forward in proving that she’s more deserving than she already is.
Rich Russillo: Raven has had some HUGE matches in the past – but this may arguably be her biggest. Theron is coming off the biggest loss in his career after having to watch Mr. DEDEDE leave with the championship that he held longer than any other name in company history. Theron hasn’t been the same since Pain for Pride, but I have no doubts that he’s going to have full intentions of getting this season off to the same start that his last one did. Both competitors are going to have to be at their absolute best in they’re going to want to come out as the victor here tonight.
(The lights throughout the arena shut off the black as the thousands packed inside the TD Garden come to complete silence.)
“I HOPE YOU, DO.”
“I HOPE YOU SUFFER.”
“I HOPE YOU, DOOOOOO.”
(“Ghost” by Badflower hits as the crowd erupts with a LOUD mixed reaction. A single spotlight shines down on the stage as Theron Nikolas makes his way out through the curtain. Theron makes his way into the spotlight wearing his white ring attire and a long white trench coat with a hood. His head is down before slowly lifting his head and looking towards Raven and taking the hood off revealing half of his face painted as a skeleton, highlighting his bone structure.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS!!!!!… HE IS… THERON NIIIIIKKOOOOLLLLAAAAASSSS!!!!
James Peters: The interesting question is what Theron Nikolas is walking into this contest with Raven tonight? He has barely said a word since Pain for Pride, but I have no doubts that he’s focused tonight.
Rich Russillo: This match is huge for both competitions tonight; if Theron wins he immediately throws his name back into contention for a World Championship match, and if Raven successfully beats Theron she scores the biggest win of her career!
(Theron enters the ring and takes off his trench coat and hands it to the time keeper before the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: The bell rings and this match is officially underway. Look at Raven – Ms. Cash in the Vault making her way to the middle of the ring and challenges Theron to meet her. But, a smirk just crosses his way as he remains crouched out in the corner with his hands on the top rope. Theron pulls himself up – AND RAVEN SHOOTS FORWARD, BUT THERON SLIPS UNDERNEATH THE INCOMING SHOTS AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF RAVEN!! THERON SENDS RAVEN CRASHING OVERHEAD WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Raven isn’t down for long – BUT THE MOMENT THAT SHE GETS TO A VERTICAL BASE THERON SENDS HER FLYING BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!! Raven refuses to fall, clutching onto the top rope, but Theron doesn’t look like he has any intention of slowing down in the slightest! Theron continuing to pick up momentum and rushes towards Raven Roberts – RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE CORNERED MS. CASH IN THE VAULT!! Raven staggers toward and Theron takes her down to the canvas with a snapmare! Theron may be about to take her head off WITH A PENALTY KICK! NO, RAVEN DROPS BACK AND AVOIDS CONTACT, KIPPING UP TO HER FEET AND FIRES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!! THERON USES HIS FOREARMS TO BLOCK THE SHOT FROM RAVEN!! Theron shoots forward and scoops Raven up onto his shoulders into that firearm’s carry position AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER!!!
Rich Russillo: Raven’s able to slip off the shoulders and behind Theron! Raven pushes Theron Nikolas towards the corner, but Theron is able to stop himself from hitting those turnbuckles – THE FACELIFT!!! THERON AVOIDED CONTACT WITH THE CORNER, BUT COULDN’T AVOID THAT SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!! Raven can’t go for the cover as Theron rolls straight out of the ring, but she doesn’t take her eyes off him for even a moment! Theron trying to shake out the cobwebs – BUT LOOK AT RAVEN!!! WOW!!! FLIGHT DESTROYER!!!! RAVEN ROBERTS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE AND SPIKES THERON NIKOLAS ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!! Theron clutching straight at his neck as Raven shoots back to her feet and looks to continue her attack on the former Answers World Champion! And it looks like Raven has all intentions of using the stipulation to her advantage! Raven searching under the ring for something that she can get her hands on! A steel chair! A kendo stick
James Peters: I was wondering how long it would take for either of these two to allow this thing to break down, and the answer was not long at all! Raven sliding that chair into the ring but that kendo stick remains in hand before turning her attention back to Theron! Theron is back to a knee AND RAVEN ROBERTS CRACKS THAT KENDO STICK STRAIGHT INTO HIS BACK!! Theron’s spine jarring in pain after that skin splitting shot and tries to roll away, but Raven continues to stalk! Theron getting back of a knee and… almost begs Raven to relent – BUT – THERON GRABS HER BY HER TIGHTS AND PULLS RAVEN ROBERTS FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!
Rich Russillo: Theron proving how smart he is luring Raven in! Raven rolling away… and you can see a cut on the top of her forehead from the impact of meeting steel! You can see that welt on the back of Theron from that shot from Raven! Theron grabs that Kendo Stick and SMASHES IT INTO THE ARM OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!! Raven drops down AND NOW CRACKS RAVEN ACROSS THE SPINE!! Raven screaming in pain as Theron throws that Kendo Stick into the crowd. Theron eliminating one weapons and he rolls Raven back into the ring and follows! Theron grabs that Steel Chair that Raven slid into the ring! Theron turns his attention back to Raven – OH MY GOD!!!! TALON!!!! RAVEN SHOT BACK TO HER FEET AND DROPS THERON WITH THAT TALON!!!! RAVEN SHOOTS INTO THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!… THREE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Mark My Words” by Doll Skin hits and Raven shoots back to her feet in celebration as Theron lays on the canvas with his hands on his head.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… RAVEN ROOOOOBERTS!!!!
James Peters: Suddenly! Out of nowhere! Raven Roberts cracks Theron Nikolas on the jaw with that Talon and defeats the former Answers World Champion!
Rich Russillo: I think Raven may be as shocked as we are. That Talon caught Theron absolutely flush! Raven scores arguably the biggest singles win of her career, and does it almost in record time! Congratulations, Ms. Cash in the Vault!
(Raven rolls out of the ring after being handed her Cash in the Vault briefcase. She celebrates up the ramp, slapping hands with those in the front row before the camera cuts back to Theron who sits in the middle of the ring. “Mark My Words” fades out as Theron pushes himself back to his feet and takes a look out at the thousands in attendance before taking a bow and rolling out of the ring. The hint of a smile crosses the face of Theron Nikolas as he makes way up the ramp. He stands on the stage, takes off his boots and leaves them on the stage before disappearing to the back.)
(Bloodsport cuts to a commercial.)
(Commercial for the new Gawdzilla pro track suits featuring Chris Elite demanding his be discounted because he has a Gawd Contract.)
(Bloodsport returns and both Rich and James look confused over what happened at the end of the Raven/Theron match.)
Rich Russillo: Welcome back to Bloodsport. Theron Nikolas’ boots are still sitting on the stage and I can’t help but wonder if that means he’s done…
James Peters: I don’t know and honestly, it seems pointless to even speculate. The fact of the matter is, Raven Roberts just scored a victory over the longest reigning Answers World Champion in history and in near record time. Ms. Cash in the Vault is well on her way to becoming a more than deserving world champion here in EAW.
(The camera cuts to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a Thumbtacks and Glass Match! AND IS FOR THE… EAWWWW NEEEEWWW BREEEEDD CHAAAAMMMPIIIIONNNSHHHIPPPP!!!
( ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake follows the crowd’s anticipation, prompting for Cepheus St. Claire to emerge from backstage. St. Claire is met by deafening boos as he steps onto the stage. He responds with a confident smile on his face before walking down the ramp )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER! From Santa Clara, California, weighing in at 230 pounds… HE IS THE TREACHEROUS ONE…. CEEEEPPPPHEUUUSSSSS ST……. CLAAAAIIIRRRREEE!!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus St. Claire looks to obtain his first championship here in Elite Answers Wrestling and has previously said that he will do whatever it takes to get him championship gold and placing him in a match environment like this will reveal how extreme he can get.
( As St. Claire walks over to his corner, ‘Chun-Li’ by Nicki Minaj blasts through the speaker. The crowd erupts as Felix Hartley makes her appearance with the EAW New Breed Championship propped on her shoulder )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 114 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…. FELLLLLIXXXXX HAAAARRRTTTLEEEEYY!!!
James Peters: Felix Hartley looks to defend her EAW New Breed Championship here tonight and she attempts to do so in a Thumbtacks and Glass match. She already survived a Barbed Wire Bra and Panties match. Lets see what she can do here tonight!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: This match has officially begun and we are about to see a war of attrition from both of these elitists. Both competitors now isolating themselves from their respective corners as CEPHEUS IMMEDIATELY DASHES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION!!! HE TRIES TO GET A SUCKER PUNCH TO START THE MATCH BUT HARTLEY QUICKLY AVOIDS IT!!
James Peters: HARTLEY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL CLOTHESLINE UP ACROSS THE JAW OF THE TREACHEROUS ONE!! Cepheus withdraws himself out of the squared circle, and seeks sanctuary at ringside as Hartley steps through the ropes and onto the apron!
Rich Russillo: HARTLEY BLASTS CEPHEUS WITH A SOCCER KICK ON THE APRON, DAZING HIM AS SHE RUNS OFF THE APRON!!! CANNONBALL!! NO!!!! HARTLEY GOES CRASH LANDING ONTO THE CONCRETE MAT IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE!! Hartley got a little bit too confident and tried to go for the hail mary, but Cepheus one step ahead as he stepped aside and dodged the aerial attempt.
James Peters: Cepheus now immediately grabbing her hair and twisting! Felix yelling as Cepheus pulls at her purple hair! HE RUNS WITH IT AND TOSSES HER INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Felix slides down the barricade as Cepheus soaks in the crowd’s boos.
Rich Russillo: Cepheus absolutely man-handling the champion here as he PICKS FELIX UP OFF HER FEET AND CHUCKS HER INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!! Cepheus might not have to implement the Thumbtacks and Glass stipulation to win this match if he continues to dominate.
James Peters: Cepheus cleaning out the Spanish announcer’s desk as he pulls out one of their monitors! He holds it in his hand and SMASHES IT ACROSS THE FACE OF FELIX HARTLEY!!! Cepheus shoves her back into the ring as he takes the monitor with him. He wedges the monitor between the turnbuckles and he proceeds to grab Felix!
Rich Russillo: Felix holding onto the ropes, fighting Cepheus away as she sends down forearm smashes towards his jaw. Felix momentarily fogging the challenger as she rebounds off the turnbuckles! AND CHARGES INTO CEPHEUS!! CEPHEUS JUMPS DOWN AND SENDS FELIX FACE FIRST INTO THE WEDGED MONITOR WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!!!
James Peters: Felix immediately backlashes from the corner and walks back into Cepheus. CEPHEUS LIFTS FELIX AND TOSSES HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! COVER!!
Rich Russillo: Felix powers out at one as Cepheus now lifts her chin and SENDS AN EXPLOSIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST OF HARTLEY! AND HE SENDS ANOTHER ONE!!! AND A THIRD ONE!!! CEPHEUS NOW GOING FOR THE GRAND FINALE AS HE GOES FOR THE HEAD!!! BUT FELIX DODGES THE KICK!!
James Peters: FELIX QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET, CARTWHEELS FORWARD AND BLASTS CEPHEUS WITH A CARTWHEEL KICK!! CEPHEUS STUMBLES TO ONE KNEE AND SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND HIS NECK!! SHE APPLIES A HEADLOCK AND STEPS OFF THE ROPES!!! SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! Cepheus forces Hartley to go into the ropes, suspending her legs from the middle rope and jumping onto her shoulders! AND CONNECTS WITH A DEVASTATING ROPE HUNG BACKSTABBER!!! CEPHEUS WITH THE COVER!!
James Peters: KICK OUT!!! Cepheus now beginning to become frustrated but I don’t know how many more devastating maneuvers can the champion take til’ she finally gives up. Cepheus rolls out of the ring and looks under the squared circle! He pulls out a mirror and slides it into the ring. Cepheus takes the EAW New Breed Championship from the timekeeper’s area and throws it into the ring. The hell is he thinking?
Rich Russillo: St. Claire now grabbing her ear and using it to drag her towards the mirror! HE TWISTS HER EAR WITH HIS FINGER AS HE HOLDS UP THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP BESIDE HER TO SEE FROM THE MIRROR VIEW!
Cepheus St. Claire (off mic): TAKE A LONG LOOK AT THE MIRROR BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU’LL EVER SEE YOURSELF WITH THIS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT BECAUSE IT IS MINE. YOU HEAR ME? YOU LITTLE B-
James Peters: HARTLEY SHOVES ST. CLAIRE AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!! CEPHEUS IS STAGGERED WHILE HARTLEY COMES OFF FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! SHE JUMPS, GRABS CEPHEUS SPINS HIM AROUND!!! AND SENDS HIM FLYING FACE FIRST INTO THE MIRROR!!!
Rich Russillo: The #BadBitch Twisting Arm Drag into the glass mirror and she isn’t finished yet! Cepheus sits on the leaned mirror while HARTLEY COMES RUSHING FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER AGAIN!! HARTLEY JUMPS UP!!! AND CRUSHES CEPHEUS INTO THE MIRROR WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK!!
James Peters:: HARTLEY RETURNING RETRIBUTION ON CEPHEUS AS SHE GRABS THE BROKEN MIRROR!! There is a number of cracks on the glass, but whatever she had in mind has nothing to do with them! She climbs up the turnbuckles while Cepheus recuperates at ringside! He faces her back towards Cepheus! WHAT THE???
Rich Russillo: HARTLEY FLIPS BACKWARDS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE MIRROR ACROSS HER BODY AND LANDS ONTO CEPHEUS WITH A MOONSAULT!! WHAT A CREATIVE WAY TO UTILISE THE MIRROR IN THIS MATCH WITH A MAGNIFICENT MOONSAULT!!
James Peters: Hartley giving no time for Cepheus to recover from that amazing moonsault as she shoves him back into the squared circle. The crowd begins to chant for thumbtacks and I have a good feeling about what she is about to introduce in this match! She brings out a velvet pouch of what seems to be thumbtacks before inserting herself back into the ring.
Rich Russillo: She teases to spill the thumbtacks onto the canvas, but she doesn’t want to! Hartley walks over to the flabbergasted St. Claire and opens his mouth wide open. NO… NO… AND POURS THE THUMBTACKS INTO HIS MOUTH AND FORCES HIM TO SWALLOW THEM!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!
James Peters: Everything is legal and what St. Claire did with the mirror earlier pissed her off! St. Claire screaming in pain as we can see thumbtacks pierced into his tongue and mouth gums! Hartley pours out the rest of the thumbtacks onto the floor and proceeds to wait in the corner while Cepheus continues to cry out in pain.
Rich Russillo: HARTLEY CHARGES INTO CEPHEUS FROM THE REAR AND JUMPS UP!!! GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND PLANTS HIS HEAD ONTO THE THUMB TACKS WITH LOCCKKKKKJAWW!!! OVER THE SHOULDER JAWBREAKER ONTO THE PATENTED THUMBTACKS AND THAT IS IT!! SHE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!!
James Peters: KICK OUT AT TWO!!! Cepheus still in this match but I thought that Lock-Jaw jawbreaker would’ve had it done for him! Being crushed face-first into thumbtacks plus the thumbtacks already embedded inside your mouth is not a pleasant experience! Cepheus remains to hold his jaw in agony while Hartley is sizing him up from the corner!
Rich Russillo: Hartley needs to maintain the fast pace in able to defeat Cepheus and that is what she is doing right now! CEPHEUS TURNS AROUND!!! BUSAIKU KNEE!!! NO!! CEPHEUS THROWS THE SACK INTO THE HANDS OF HARTLEY!! HARTLEY GRABS THE BAG AND SHATTERS HER JAW WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!
James Peters: What a brilliant counteraction from Cepheus that turns around the entire match! Cepheus now picks her up from the ground! HOOK FELIX UP AND LIFTS HER!!! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!!!! LATERAL PRESS!!!
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT!! Felix gets her shoulder off the canvas as Cepheus now showing signs of emotion! Cepheus has eaten thumbtacks, landed onto a pile of them and a normal human being would just tell the referee to end the match, but St. Claire keeps fighting through the suffering!
James Peters: Cepheus slides out of the ring and brings the apron sheets back up. St. Claire looking for another weapon of destruction as he BRINGS OUT A GLASS DOOR!! A GLASS FUCKIN’ DOOR!!! CEPHEUS LIFTS IT AND WEDGES IT BETWEEN THE APRON AND OUR ANNOUNCER’S DESK!!
Rich Russillo: He inserts himself back into the ring and drags Hartley into the corner. He positions her on the top turnbuckle and climbs from the apron side. Cepheus LIFTS HER!! SUPERPLEX INTO THE GLASS DOOR!! NO!!! HARTLEY SQUEEZES BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND TAKES HIS LEGS OUT FROM BENEATH HIM!!
James Peters: Cepheus goes face-first onto the top turnbuckle and turns around! HARTLEY CHARGES INTO HIM!! CEPHEUS WITH A SUPERKICK!!! SENDING HARTLEY OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE GLASS DOOR!!! HARTLEY STUMBLES ONTO THE GLASS DOOR AND CEPHEUS QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! OH MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: HE SOARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROGGG SPLASSHH THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR!!! HOLY SHIT!!! CEPHEUS GOING ALL OUT ONTO THE CHAMPION AND LIKE I SAID!! WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BECOME THE CHAMPION IS WHAT HE WILL GO THROUGH!!
James Peters: Cepheus squashing Hartley through the glass door! He makes his way out of the debris and slowly brings Hartley back into the ring! Cepheus retrieves a gigantic sack from beneath the ring and brings it back into the squared circle. Felix recollecting herself at the corner while Cepheus opens the sack and pours out the thumbtacks onto the center of the ring! Cepheus bringing to the table what was advertised as Felix is unaware of what Cepheus just poured!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus now bringing his attention back onto Felix as he picks her up and turns her around! Cepheus lifts her into a powerbomb! FELIX TURNS IT AROUND AND DRILLS HIM WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! Cepheus stunned as Felix pulls him up to his feet and wraps her arm around his neck!
James Peters: Felix signalling for the springboard bulldog! SHE HOLDS ONTO HIS HEAD AND STEPS ONTO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARD OFF THEM!!!! NO!!!! FELIX GOES BUTT FIRST ONTO THE PILE OF THUMBTACKS AS CEPHEUS LET GO OF HER!! FELIX IN COMPLETE AGONY AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!!
Rich Russillo: Felix got what she wasn’t expecting and that was getting her first contact with those painful thumbtacks! Cepheus with a sinister smile planted on his face as Felix is planted with thumbtacks! Felix slowly dragging herself into the other side of the ring while Cepheus slides a box of tinted beer bottles into the ring.
James Peters: Felix gets up to her feet and turns around! CEPHEUS GRABS A BEER BOTTLE BUT FELIX QUICKLY KICKS IT OUT OF HIS HAND!! THE BOTTLE BREAKS ON THE GROUND AS CEPHEUS CHARGES INTO FELIX!! Felix slides down into the canvas and quickly retrieves a beer bottle from the box. Cepheus is clueless as he runs past Felix and pops off the ropes!!
Rich Russillo: AND EATS A BEER BOTTLE TO THE FACE BY FELIX!!! GLASS FALLS ONTO THE CANVAS AS CEPHEUS COVERS HIS FACE IN AGONY!!! FELIX TEMPORARILY BLINDING HER CHALLENGER AS SHE COVERS HIM!!
James Peters: CEPHEUS POWERS OUT AND THE CHAMPION QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER TOWARDS THE THUMBTACKS!!! Felix pressing him down on the thumbtacks as he screams in pain! He lays him on his back and grabs his arms! FLIPS FORWARD AND APPLIES THE CATTLE MUTILATION ON THE THUMBTACKS!!! THE CATTLE MUTILATION ON THE THUMBTACKS AND THIS COULD BE IT FOR CEPHEUS!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus is in misery as Felix pressures him into the thumbtacks with the Cattle Mutilation! Thumbtacks are sinking into the bloody flesh of Cepheus and that is what is making the submission hold much more agonizing! There are no rope breaks allowed in this match and Cepheus is trapped in the center of the ring! All he has to do is yell at the referee that he submits!
Rich Russillo: But again, even though Felix is the one putting pressure, her feet and head are touching the thumbtacks and that must add some sense of discomfort towards her way! Cepheus now rolling her over, crushing her back as he uses his arms to pick her up off the canvas! What the!!!??
James Peters: Cepheus using his strength to pluck Felix off the canvas and I have no idea where he is getting this from! VERTEBREAKER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!! MY GOD!!! FELIX COULD BE PARALYZED FOR LIFE!! CEPHEUS WITH A DEVASTATING MANEUVER, SENDING FELIX NECK AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE SHARP THUMBTACKS!! NEW CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT!! We can now start to witness how much suffering these two have been through as we can see the thumbtacks on their back along with the blood and sweat coursing down their body. You can see on their faces, but these two have no problem with going to war for championship gold.
James Peters: Cepheus looking to obtain his first championship gold here in EAW while Felix Hartley looks to maintain her New Breed Championship reign. Both individuals holding onto the ropes, staring at each other from across the ring as they begin to trash talk! Cepheus wants to prove why he is championship-level talent while Hartley wants to further validate why she deserves to be a champion.
Rich Russillo: Cepheus with a right punch on the crown of Felix’s skull! Felix responds with a forearm smash! Cepheus with another punch as Felix follows up with yet another blasting forearm! Both artists continuing to wear each other down by exchanging strikes! Felix now overwhelming Cepheus while he struggles to defend himself!
James Peters: Cepheus WITH A HEADBUTT POINT BLANK ONTO THE BLOODIED FOREHEAD OF FELIX THAT BEFUDDLES HER!!! FELIX UNAWARE OF HER SURROUNDINGS AS Cepheus RUNS THE ROPES!!! HE REBOUNDS OFF, JUMPS UP, AND GRABS HER HEAD!!! SHAAAAADDYY ENNNNDDDINNNG!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus GOES BACK FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE JUMPING CUTTER BUT FELIX MANAGED TO KEEP HER STANCE AND SEND HIM CRASHING ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! The camera revealing the plethora of thumbtacks embedding into the back of Cepheus as Felix continues to be clueless about what is happening!
James Peters: Cepheus screaming in pain as he tries his best to overcome the nonstop agony! FELIX SHOOTS FROM THE ROPES!! AND JUMPS ONTO HIM AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! FELIX DRILLS Cepheus’ SKULL INTO THE THUMBTACKS WITH THE ME TOO MOvEMENT CANADIAN DESTROYER AND FELIX DRAGS HER BODY THROUGH THE THUMBTACK PILE TO PIN Cepheus!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus KICKS OUT AND REMAINS STILL IN THIS VOLATILE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!! Everyone jumped from the edge of their seats when Cepheus kicked out and I am surprised by how he is still mentally and physically able to carry on! St. Claire is not going to give up until he gets his taste of that New Breed Championship gold!
James Peters: I don’t think he’s mentally and physically sane, he is literally on instinct right now. Cepheus struggles to get on his knees while Felix leans on ropes, brainstorming on what to do next. Cepheus uses the referee to get up to his feet as Felix turns around! Cepheus with a rebellious look on his face as FELIX CHARGES INTO HIM!!
Rich Russillo: FELIX JUMPS UP ONTO HIS BODY AS Cepheus WHIRLS HER AROUND! TILT-A-WHIR- NO!!!! Cepheus HOLDS ONTO HER AND LIFTS FELIX UP ONTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! WHAT A COUNTER AS Cepheus CARRIES HER ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND RUNS INTO THE GLASS PANES!!!
James Peters: BUT, FELIX ESCAPES THE HOLD AND PUSHES Cepheus AWAY INTO THE ROPES!! Cepheus REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND SUPERKICKS FELIX!! FELIX CATCHES HIS FOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! AND PUZZLES Cepheus WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus is light-headed as Felix runs towards the opposite corner and back! THIS COULD BE IT!! FELIX LOOKING FOR THE ASS, CLASS, AND SASS FOR THE SECOND TIME BUT Cepheus HOLDS ONTO HER AGAIN!! THE TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS FAILS AS Cepheus CARRIES HER ON HIS SHOULDERS!!
James Peters: LAWWWNDARRTT INTO THE GLASS PANNEEE!!!!! MY GOD!!! Cepheus SENT FELIX’ FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER GLASS PANE!! Cepheus doing whatever it takes to become the New Breed Champion and it involves breaking the face of Felix Hartley! Blood pours down the face of Felix as there glass shards lodged in her head!
Rich Russillo: Felix trying to pull the shards but Cepheus quickly picks her up! HOOKS HER LEG!!! AND HOISTS HER UP!!! CROSS LEGGED FISHERMAN BUSTER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!
James Peters: FELIX KICKS OUT!! FELIX ABLE TO REACH DEEP INSIDE TO GET HER SHOULDER AND Cepheus IS IN DISBELIEF!! Everyone in the entire arena including us thought the era of Ass, Class, and Sass was over, but Felix is not going to give it up! Championship gold was this close to coming back to the Voltage brand, but Cepheus is unable to put her away!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus tosses two steel chairs from under the ring and brings out another glass pane! As if that previous Lawn Dart Toss into the glass pane wasn’t enough, Cepheus looks to put Felix through more suffering and agony! Cepheus inserts himself back into the ring as stands the steel chairs on the canvas in opposite directions. He picks up the glass pane and wedges it between the steel chairs.
James Peters: Absolute bedlam here in the TD Gardens as Cepheus lifts Felix up and places her on the top turnbuckle! Cepheus quickly climbing up the turnbuckles as Felix is perplexed! CEPHEUS NOW GRABBING HER TIGHTS!! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX ONTO THE GLASS PANE!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT NO!!! FELIX BLASTING THE TREACHEROUS ONE WITH FOREARMS!!! FELIX DOING HER BEST EFFORT TO GETTING HERSELF OUT OF THIS POSITION WHILE ALSO MITIGATING THE AGONY!!! Both Hartley and Cepheus still have thumbtacks attached to their back and every time they move they can feel them stabbing into their flesh!
James Peters: Hartley successfully wears Cepheus down at the top as she rests on the top turnbuckle. All that defending has completely exhausted Hartley and that may be a huge disadvantage for her! Cepheus now back on the attack as HE LIFTS HARTLEY UP!! SUPER PLEX!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! HARTLEY DRIVING HER KNEES INTO THE CROWN OF CEPHEUS AND RELEASES HERSELF OUT OF THE VERTICAL HOLD!! Hartley now standing on the ropes as Cepheus is worn out! HARTLEY JUMPS OVER CEPHEUS AND PULLS HIM DOWN!!! OOOOOOOH MYY GODDD!!!!
James Peters: CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! HARTLEY DRILLED CEPHEUS’ SKULL INTO THE GLASS AND HE MAY BE DEAD!!! HARTLEY CRAWLS OVER FOR THE COVER!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Chun-Li’ by Nicki Minaj hits to a thunderous pop as the referee hands to the New Breed Championship belt to Hartley. She slowly raises her arms in victory as the crowd applause both of the elitists for their outstanding performance )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… FEEEELLLIXXX HAAAARRTTTTLEEYYYY!!
Rich Russillo: Felix Hartley’s New Breed Championship reign lives to see another day and she successfully retains it on one of the most deadly and destruction free-per-views of the year. Felix is going to walk out of tonight with a bunch of scars. With nearly dozens upon dozens of thumbtacks placed on both Hartley and St. Claire’s back, that shows the hostilities they fought within.
James Peters: Hartley the sole survivor of this match and asserting her superiority as the EAW New Breed Championship, but there is nothing to take away from Cepheus St. Claire. Without a doubt in my eye, Cepheus proved why he deserves to be given these opportunities. Although he squandered this one, he demonstrated all the elements that make up a future champion in this company! Congratulations to Felix Hartley!
(Felix continues to celebrate with her New Breed Championship as Bloodsport fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for California Raisins featuring all 21 of Provencal’s children dressed up as raisins. It seems like they’ll do just about anything for food these days including redoing this old ass commercial from the 1980s.)
(Bloodsport returns and cuts to the backstage area where Dr. Lonnie Delmonty is seen checking on an unvictorious Cepheus. They are as far away from the medical examination room as they can possibly get just in case Dr. Bethany Blue is lurking somewhere.)
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: Tough break…
Cepheus St. Claire: TOUGH BREAK?! TOUGH BREAK?! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: I got held up…
Cepheus St. Claire: The fuck you mean, you got held up? My match for the New Breed Championship is the only thing that should have taken priority for you today! That fucking whore is still the so-called ‘face’ of MY division, and what now, Lonnie? What now?!
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: Look, I know what happened out there wasn’t ideal, but perhaps you can try and see it as a blessing in disguise.
(A beaten up Cepheus narrows his eyes.)
Cepheus St. Claire: Explain.
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: Lets be real honest. You’re bigger than the New Breed division anyway, and you should be fighting for something far greater than the New Breed Championship. Voltage is the home of the Interwire Championship and the EAW World Championship, and lets look at who is challenging for those belts tonight. Gaines is someone you could destroy with your eyes closed, and Charlie Marr hasn’t picked up a single win all season. Neither of them deserve this and we know that. Besides, there’s other business to tend too as well. Voltage is full of enemies, Cepheus, and we need to start taking them out.
Cepheus St. Claire (sighing): But the New Breed Cham-
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: Fuck it. Good things are gunna come your way soon enough. I think you need to turn your attention back towards Jesse Barlow.
Cepheus St. Claire: And why is that?
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: Well, he’s still in contact with people from his previous life, even using them to get some dirt on Consuela Rose Ava and her family. He might be a bigger threat than we previously thought and the business I was attending to that held me up is I reordered that hit on him.
Cepheus St. Claire: :oh:
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty: We’re about to run our way through this entire roster, my friend. When the smoke clears and the dust settles, the name ‘Cepheus St. Claire’ is going to be feared by all and you will have championship gold around your waist.
(Cepheus can’t really argue with that. The two men continue their conversation as Bloodsport fades back to ringside.)
(Bella steps to the center of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTESTED IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The crowd pops.)
(‘Thunderstruck’ by AC/DC hits and the crowd goes nuts as Korey Gaines makes his way out to the stage, as energetic as ever. Gaines looks around at the crowd, before beginning to walk down to the ring, making sure to high five the fans on his way down the ramp and into the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma… Weighing in at 170 pounds… KOORREEYYYYY GAAAIIINNEESSS!!!!
James Peters: Korey Gaines tonight may just be having his biggest match yet. Not only is he having this match against Terry Chambers, he’s having a submission match against him for the Interwire Championship! The question is, can Korey beat Terry? This stipulation has been made to completely benefit Terry, so can Gaines still become Champion?
Rich Russillo: If you want my honest opinion, no. I don’t think Korey Gaines can beat Terry Chambers here. Yes, Gaines is a great competitor. Yes, I like the guy. It’s just, look at who he is facing. Terry weighs at least 100 pounds more than him, and he’s already experienced with using submissions to beat gis opponents! I just think this match will be too much for the guy.
James Peters: Well, I’ll admit you’re not entirely wrong. Gaines is definitely gonna be struggling tonight, but speaking of his opponent, here he comes now.
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits and the crowd grows even louder as Terry Chambers walks out to the stage. Terry has a confident look on his face with the Interwire Championship over his shoulder as he begins making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 287 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TERRRRYYY CHHAAAMMMBERSSS!!!!!!
James Peters: Now, ever since defeating Drake King at Pain for Pride, Terry hasn’t had the greatest record I’ll admit, but that’s not really his fault. Terry has constantly been involved with distractions and other events causing him to lose, and in one of the few matches where this didn’t happen, it was against a former World Champion. Tonight, it’s no DQ, so he won’t have to worry about others causing a no contest or anything. In fact, this No DQ stipulation may just benefit Terry even more.
Rich Russillo: Yep. The odds are definitely in Terry’s favor, although of course, we’ve seen plenty of upsets and shocking wins during our time as commentators. We can’t completely erase the possibility of Gaines coming out as Champion, especially considering how close he has gotten to becoming a tag team Champion at Fighting Spirit. Anyways, let’s finally start this match!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: The Interwire Championship match is now under way- AS KOREY GOES STRAIGHT AFTER TERRY! KOREY WASTED NO TIME HERE AS HE’S TAKING IT TO THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, BLASTING HIM WITH PUNCHES CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE INTO THE CORNER! GAINES IS RELENTLESS HERE AS CHAMBERS IS STRUGGLING TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THIS ATTACK-
Rich Russillo: NO! TERRY JUST SHOVED GAINES ALMOST ACROSS THE ENTIRE RING, AND THERE’S A LARIAT BY THE CHAMPION! GAINES JUST GOT FLIPPED INSIDE OUT FROM THAT LARIAT, AND JUST LIKE THAT TERRY SEEMS LIKE HE’S IN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! TERRY NOW GRABBING GAINES BY THE NECK, AND- LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS! TERRY HAS IT APPLIED, BUT HE’S STRUGGLING TO GET GAINES TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: GAINES JUST SENT HIMSELF AND TERRY OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS DUE TO THIS BEING NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, SO GAINES JUST BACKED HIMSELF AND TERRY RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES, AND NEITHER MAN SEEMED TO LAND VERY GRACEFULLY AFTER THAT, BUT GAINES IS THE FIRST TO GET TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF TERRY’S LEFT KNEE!
Rich Russillo: Terry is hurting after that Chop block, but Gaines doesn’t look like he’s through with him yet! Gaines now pulling Terry’s leg next to the ring post, AND HE SLAMMED THAT SAME LEG RIGHT INTO IT! GAINES NOW WITH A KNEE BAR! THE FIRST SUBMISSION OF THE MATCH, BUT IT’S NOT INSIDE THE RING SO HE CAN’T WIN LIKE THIS, EVEN IF TERRY WAS TO TAP OUT!
James Peters: But he can still do the damage! Gaines is trying to destroy the left leg of Terry and so far it’s working, BUT THERE’S A KICK TO GAINES’ FACE AS TERRY USED HIS OTHER LEG TO BREAK FREE! Both men now getting to their feet, BUT THERE’S A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION BY TERRY! Terry now grabbing Gaines by the neck, AND HE JUST THREW HIM INTO THE RING POST! GAINES NOW HOLDING HIS FACE BUT TERRY IS QUICK TO CAPITALIZE, AS HE NOW THROWS GAINES INTO THE BARRICADE! Terry now picking Gaines up, and I don’t like this! SNAKE EYES ONTO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is struggling to even stand right now, and now Terry is doing the smart thing and bringing him back into the ring! Gaines now trying to grab onto the ropes to pick himself up, but Terry is quick to kick Gaines in the midsection, dropping him back down! Terry now picking Gaines up, and I think we know what he’s looking for, Gaines may be done! T5- WAIT! NO!
James Peters: GAINES LANDED ON HIS FEET! GAINES LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A SECOND CHOP BLOCK, THIS TIME TO THE FRONT OF THAT SAME LEG! I don’t know if Gaines is getting lucky or what, but I think he’s come up with the perfect strategy for this match! Even if he doesn’t have a special submission of his own, weakening that leg of Terry is gonna help him greatly! Gaines now though, WITH A STOMP TO THE RIGHT ARM OF TERRY! GAINES NOW, WITH A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! TERRY IS IN TROUBLE! TERRY IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE ARMBAR BUT GAINES HAS IT IN TIGHTLY!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is doing a great job of keeping Terry on the ground, and now it looks like he just might win this thing already! Terry is struggling, but it looks like he’s managing to break free! Terry now pulling Gaines to the ground, AND TERRY PICKS HIMSELF UP, AS WELL AS GAINES! TERRY JUST PICKED GAINES UP OFF OF THE GROUND, AND HE HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! GAINES IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN-
James Peters: YES, HE CAN! GAINES WITH THE REPEATED PUNCHES, CAUSING TERRY TO SET HIM ON THE TOP ROPE! GAINES NOW WITH A KICK CAUSING TERRY TO STUMBLE A BIT, AND NOW GAINES IS SETTING HIMSELF UP! KOREY GAINES, WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION-
Rich Russillo: NO! TERRY CAUGHT HIM! TERRY CAUGHT GAINES RIGHT OUT OF MID AIR, AND THERE’S A BODY SLAM TO THE CHALLENGER! TERRY NOW DEADLIFTING GAINES OFF OF THE GROUND ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S THE SIT OUT POWERBOMB! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME, AND GAINES LOOKS LIKE HE’S OUT OF IT AFTER THOSE TWO DEVASTATING MOVES IN A ROW! You’ve got to think James, maybe this match is just too much for Korey! Maybe he’s just not ready for the Barbaric Carnivore!
James Peters: Well, it definitely wouldn’t have been the first time Korey may have bitten off more than he can chew, but you can tell he doesn’t want to give up! Korey grabbing onto the ropes, trying to use them to pull himself to his feet- AND HE HITS TERRY WITH AN ELBOW AS HE WAS TRYING TO GRAB HIM! Gaines now finally making it to his feet, and Terry charges at him once again- BUT THIS TIME KOREY PULLS THE ROPES DOWN! TERRY WAS JUST SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE, CRASHING OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Korey now noticing as Terry is beginning to get to his feet, AND NOW HE’S RUNNING THE ROPES!! MOONSAULT PLANCHA!! MOONSAULT PLANCHA RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! I DON’T KNOW WHERE GAINES GOT THAT BURST OF ENERGY FROM, BUT HE JUST SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO TAKE OUT TERRY CHAMBERS, BUT AFTER THESE PAST FEW MINUTES, NEITHER MAN IS ABLE TO GET TO THEIR FEET! How did he do that?
Jamea Peters: I don’t know, I have no idea where he found that much energy, but Gaines now is beginning to pull himself onto the apron, but I don’t think he’s stopping there! Gaines, what’s he doing, HE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, WHY? TERRY IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, GAINES WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? GAINES NOW UP TOP, AND THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR THE AERIAL WONDER, BUT HE COULD GET HIMSELF SERIOUSLY HURT! GAINES NOW, OKIE SPLASH!!!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! TERRY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, BUT GAINES MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET, JUST BARELY- BUT TERRY WITH A STEEL CHAIR! TERRY GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING AND JUST SMASHED IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF GAINES, AND GAINES JUST DROPPED TO THE FLOOR! TERRY PUT ALL OF HIS STRENGTH INTO THAT CHAIR SHOT AND IT LOOKS LIKE GAINES IS BEGINNING TO BLEED FROM THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
James Peters: That might’ve been a desperate move by Terry, but it got the job done as now Gaines is laying in a pool of his own blood! Terry now picking that steel chair up, as Gaines attempts to get to his feet, AND HE SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF GAINES! GAINES YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS TERRY REPEATEDLY SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF GAINES, AND NOW TERRY IS SETTING UP THE CHAIR, AND JUST WAITING FOR GAINES TO GET TO HIS FEET! KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF GAINES!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is in huge trouble as Terry rolls him back into the ring, possibly to finish this match! Terry now climbing into the ring- DDT! GAINES JUST HIT A HUGE DDT JUST AS TERRY PUT HIS HEAD THREW THE ROPES! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE AGAIN, AND GAINES MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HIMSELF ONCE AGAIN!
(After a few seconds of silence, Korey Gaines begins to move, grabbing onto the ropes to both use to pull himself to his feet, and to lean on.)
Rich Russillo: Gaines finally making it back to his feet, and it looks like Terry is finally doing the same, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S WHAT HE WAS WAITING FOR AS HE GOES RIGHT AFTER THE CHAMPION! GAINES WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING TERRY TO STUMBLE INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW GAINES IS LIGHTING HIM UP! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND THERE’S A JUMPING KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE CHAMPION, LETTIN’ THE AIR OUT, IT CONNECTS, CAUSING TERRY TO FALL DOWN IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: It looks like Gaines has an idea as he rolls out of the ring, and it looks like he’s trying to find a weapon of his own as he begins looking under the ring! Korey taking a few seconds, still searching for… A KENDO STICK! KOREY HAS A KENDO STICK AND HE’S BRINGING IT TO THE RING, TERRY IS ALMOST DEFENSELESS HERE- HE’S CHOKING HIM! GAINES IS CHOKING TERRY WITH THE KENDO STICK!! IF TERRY TAPS OR PASSES OUT, WE’RE GETTING A NEW CHAMPION! GAINES COULD BECOME THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TERRY IS TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF BUT HE’S UNABLE TO!
Rich Russillo: TERRY LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE FADING! NOT LIKE THIS, DON’T LET YOUR TITLE REIGN END LIKE THIS! TERRY IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF IT, BUT GAINES ISN’T STOPPING! GAINES IS DOING ANYTHING HE HAS TO TO WIN THAT INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AND WE’RE SEEING IT RIGHT NOW AS HE’S CHOKING TERRY OUT WITH THAT KENDO STICK! TERRY LOOKS LIKE HE’S DONE! HE’S GRABBING ONTO THE KENDO STICK, BUT THERE’S NO USE, HE’S DON-
James Peters: TERRY JUST KICKED GAINES OFF OF HIM, AND NOW HE JUST SNAPPED THE KENDO STICK IN HALF! GAINES CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES, AND NOW THE TWO ARE CHARGING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER- BUT TERRY JUST SENT KOREY FLYING WITH A HUGE SHOULDER BLOCK! GAINES TRYING TO USE THE ROPES TO GET UP BUT TERRY JUST GRABBED HIM, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX, FOLDING THE CHALLENGER IN HALF! TERRY JUST SHOWCASED A HUGE BURST OF ENERGY, AND YOU CAN SEE THE RAGE IN HIS EYES AS HE FLATTENS GAINES WITH A HUGE RUNNING SENTON!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is clutching at his stomach, but it looks like Terry isn’t giving him any chance to recover! BOSTON CRAB, TERRY HAS IT LOCKED IN AND JUST LIKE BEFORE, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS! SOMEHOW GAINES HAS TO ESCAPE THIS BOSTON CRAB IF HE WANTS TO WIN THAT INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT JUST LOOK AT WHO’S DOING THE SUBMISSION! HOW COULD KOREY POSSIBLY GET OUT OF THIS!? How on Earth is Gaines going to continue!? Gaines is flailing his arms around, trying to grab anything that could help him, but at this rate he’s gonna need to tap out before he gets seriously injured! Gaines has fought hard, but come on, there’s just no way he can get out of this, and I think Gaines is starting to realize that as it looks like he might just tap out here!
James Peters: NO! GAINES HAS GRABBED THE LEG OF TERRY, AND HE’S PULLING IT, TRYING TO MAKE TERRY LOSE BALANCE! TERRY FORCED TO TURN AROUND- AND GAINES JUST FREED HIS RIGHT LEG, BEFORE USING IT TO KICK TERRY’S LEFT LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! GAINES JUST BOUGHT HIMSELF TIME TO RECOVER AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT INSTEAD HE’S IMMEDIATELY GOING BACK ON THE OFFENSE, HITTING A HUGE SUPERKICK ON THE CHAMPION! TERRY NOW STUMBLING BACK INTO THE ROPES, AND GAINES CHARGES IN, SENDING TERRY OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND OUT OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: IT LOOKS LIKE GAINES IS GOING FOR A SECOND! GAINES NOW OFF THE ROPES, BUT THIS TIME IT’S A AUICIDE DIV- NO! TERRY CAUGHT HIM! TERRY JUST CAUGHT GAINES, AND NOW HE HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! TERRY NOW, WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO THE RAMP! GAINES IS IN PAIN, BUT TERRY STILL ISN’T DONE AS HE LIFTS GAINES UP ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW THERE’S A POWER SLAM INTO THE APRON! GAINES JUST LOOKS LIFELESS AT THIS POINT, TERRY JUST NEEDS TO FINISH THIS ALREADY!
James Peters: BUT HOW? GAINES HAS MANAGED TO SURVIVE EVERYTHING TERRY HAS GIVEN TO HIM THUS FAR, AND HE’S GIVEN JUST AS MUCH PUNISHMENT AS HE’S RECEIVED, EVEN CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT UNLIKE TERRY, GAINES ISN’T GREAT WITH SUBMISSIONS! GAINES DOESN’T HAVE A SUBMISSION HE HAS USED TO DEFEAT COUNTLESS PEOPLE LIKE TERRY HAS, BUT EVEN SO, GAINES HAS STILL MANAGED TO SURVIVE!
Rich Russillo: You know, that may be true James, but I don’t think that’s going to matter anymore! Terry now picking Gaines up, and he’s carrying him over to that set up chair from earlier, and I don’t like this at all! If Terry does what I think he’s doing, he won’t just win the match, he could send Gaines into the hospital! Terry now positioning Gaines in a fireman’s carry, and I think we all know what Terry is going for here, THIS MAY BE THE END FOR KOREY GAINES HERE TONIGHT!! T-5!! THE T-5!!!
James Peters: NO! GAINES LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND OUT OF DESPERATION GAINES JUST THREW THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CHAMBERS! TERRY IS STUNNED BY THAT CHAIR AS GAINED HOPS UP THE APRON, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO A STANDING TERRY CHAMBERS, TAKING HIMSELF AND THE CHAMPION DOWN! GAINES IS PROVING JUST HOW FEARLESS HE IS TONIGHT AS ONCE AGAIN HE PUT HIS BODY ON THE LINE TO TAKE DOWN TERRY, AND NOW HE’S FEELING THE CONSEQUENCES AS HE ‘S FORCED TO HOLD HIS STOMACH AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is constantly putting his body on the line tonight and you’ve got to wonder if he’s doing the right thing. In the end, he still needs to get Terry in that ring, and somehow he needs to either make him tap out, or put him to sleep! Gaines managed to take him down with that moonsault, but right now he’s not looking any better than the Champion! Once again neither man can get to their feet, and remember, this can’t end in count out! These two can lay out here as long as they want, and nobody can do anything about it!
(After those words, around two minutes pass by where neither Terry nor Gaines is able to move. After that time, both men manage to slowly rise, and Gaines is the first person to roll back into the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Gaines now finally beginning to roll into the ring as Terry Chambers follows along. Both men now back to their feet, and once again it’s Gaines going after Terry! Gaines with a series of punches to the Champion! Gaines off the ropes now- RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT BY CHAMBERS! Terry now beginning to pick Gaines up, and things aren’t looking very good for him! Terry now lifting Korey up, and he has his eyes set on the corner! BUCKLE BOMB-
James Peters: KOREY LANDED ON THE SECOND ROPE! KOREY MANAGED TO GRAB THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM HITTING THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE FACE, CAUSING TERRY TO STUMBLE! GAINES NOW TO THE TOP ROPE- BUT TERRY PUSHED KOREY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! KOREY IS HURT, AND TERRY NOW IS CLIMBING UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! TERRY IS TRYING TO HOOK THE ARM, IF THIS CONNECTS GAINES COULD BE DONE FOR!
Rich Russillo: BUT GAINES IS STILL FIGHTING! GAINES WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO TERRY, STOPPING HIM FROM HOOKING THE ARM, AND HE JUST KICKED TERRY OFF THE ROPE, AND HE LANDED HARD! GAINES NOW GETTING IN POSITION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO FLY! OKLAHOMA TWISTER!! THE OKLAHOMA TWISTER!! THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS, IT CONNECTS, TERRY IS IN TROUBLE, TERRY IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! GAINES NOW GRABBING BOTH LEGS OF TERRY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE, HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER, AND THERE IT IS! THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN!
James Peters: THIS ENTIRE MATCH GAINES HAS SURPRISED US! THIS MAN DOESN’T HAVE A SUBMISSION THAT HE ALWAYS USES TO BEAT HIS OPPONENTS, BUT THAT MAY HAVE WORKED TO HIS FAVOR AS NOT ONLY HAS TERRY NOT BEEN ABLE TO KEEP IN THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS FOR LONG, BUT GAINES HAS BEEN USING A VARIETY OF SUBMISSIONS WE NEVER KNEW HE’D BE CAPABLE OF, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT JUST WIN HIM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! TERRY IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AND I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY GETTING OUT OF THIS, THIS HAS TO BE IT, WE’VE GOT TO BE SEEING A NEW CHAMPION HERE!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE SUBMISSION! BUT- GAINES LET GO OF IT! GAINES LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION, BUT JUST AS TERRY MANAGED TO BREATHE GAINES JUST LOCKED IN THE KNEE BAR ONCE AGAIN! GAINES IS GOING RIGHT BACK TO THAT KNEE, BUT TERRY IS QUICKLY USING THAT OTHER LEG TO KICK GAINES OFF OF HIM! BOTH MEN ABLE TO GET TO THEIR FEET, BUT GAINES IS CHARGING AT THAT CHAMPION-
James Peters: BUT TERRY SLIPS BEHIND HIM! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS! IT’S LOCKED IN! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE IS LOCKED IN! GAINES IS GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES, NOT TO BREAK UP THE SUBMISSION, BUT TO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN NOT DO BE PULLED ONTO THE GROUND! GAINES IS HOLDING ON AS LONG AS HE CAN, BUT TERRY IS ABLE TO PULL HIM DOWN ANYWAY! GAINES IS IN HUGE TROUBLE AS TERRY MANAGES TO WRAP THE LEGS AROUND HIM! THIS IS THE MOVE TERRY USED TO PUT AWAY TONS OF OPPONENTS BEFORE! THIS IS THE MOVE WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND NOW IT’S LOCKED IN AND GAINES HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Rich Russillo: GAINES IS TRYING TO FIGHT AS MUCH AS HE CAN, HE’S TRYING TO KEEP FIGHTING, BUT HE’S SLOWLY BEGINNING TO FADE! IF GAINES CAN’T SOMEHOW GET OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION TERRY IS GOING TO HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIS TITLE! GAINES IS FADING MORE AND MORE, AND NOW THE REFEREE IS RAISING HIS ARM, AND IT DROPS!
THE REFEREE RAISING HIS ARM A SECOND TIME…
THE REFEREE RAISING KOREY’S ARM ONE MORE TIME..
AND HE’S NOT DONE! GAINES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF TERRY, AND HE MANAGED TO ROLL OVER HIM!! HE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION AND TERRY SCRAMBLED TO HIS FEET BEFORE CHARGING AT THE CHALLENGER, BUT GAINES JUST SENT TERRY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
James Peters: SOMEHOW GAINES MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS ONCE AGAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS SUBMISSION MATCH STIPULATION IS BLOWING UP IN TERRY’S FACE AS WE SPEAK! THIS MATCH WAS CHOSEN DUE TO GAINES’ LACK OF A MAIN SUBMISSION, BUT AS WE’VE SEEN HERE ON TWO OCCASIONS NOW GAINES WAS ABLE TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS, MEANWHILE HE HIMSELF HAS PUT TERRY IN SUBMISSIONS EVEN WE DIDN’T KNOW HE COULD DO!
Rich Russillo: You may actually be right about that, AS GAINES JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF CHAMBERS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS HIMSELF! GAINES IS UNABLE TO GET TERRY TO THE GROUND YET, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE ALMOST 200 POUNDS ON YOUR BACK STOPPING YOU FROM BREATHING!! TERRY NOW STUMBLING AWAY FROM THE CORNER, AND HE HAS FALLEN TO ONE KNEE! THE LEFT LEG OF TERRY GAVE OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE GAINES HAS THE ADVANTAGE HERE!
James Peters: NO! TERRY IS BACK ON BOTH FEET AND HE’S STILL FIGHTING!! TERRY ISN’T FINISHED YET, HE’S STILL IN THIS, AND HE’S MANAGED TO GRAB A HOLD OF GAINES, AND HE JUST THREW HIM RIGHT OFF OF HIM!! GAINES USING THE CORNER TO GET UP BUT TERRY IS CHARGING RIGHT AT HIM, AND THERE’S THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!! IT CONNECTS, CAUSING GAINES TO FALL RIGHT TO THE MAT, BUT GAINES IS PULLING HIMSELF OUT ONTO THE APRON, ATTEMPTING TO SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM THE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: I’ll admit that was a smart idea by Gaines, but Terry is quickly reapproaching him! Terry now trying to pick Gaines up from the apron- BUT GAINES PULLS TERRY THROAT FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE! Gaines is still laying on the apron, but he just bought himself time to recover as Terry is on one knee, holding his throat after that move! Terry now reapproaching Gaines and he’s trying to pick him up once again, BUT THERE’S A FOREARM BY GAINES, CAUSING TERRY TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS! GAINES IS BARELY EVEN HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES AT THIS POINT!!
James Peters: Gaines now, WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY- NO! ONCE AGAIN TERRY CAUGHT HIM, BUT TERRY’S LEG! TERRY’S LEG JUST GAVE OUT ON HIM ONCE AGAIN, CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO ONE KNEE AS GAINES ESCAPES HIS GRASP! GAINES MANAGED TO GET OUT OF TERRY’S ARMS, AND NOW HE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THERE’S A MOONSAULT- BUT TERRY CAUGHT HIM ONCE AGAIN!! TERRY MANAGED TO CATCH GAINES ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A SNAKE EYES TO THE AERIAL WONDER, IMMEDIATELY CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO THE GROUND, AND ROLL OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!
Rich Russillo: Gaines now pulling himself under the ring as Terry slowly begins following him, AND TERRY JUST DEADLIFTED GAINES, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT GAINES LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND HE JUST SMASHED A BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ON TOP OF TERRY’S HEAD!! BOTH MEN JUST DROPPED BUT GAINES IS USING THE BARRICADE TO KEEP HIMSELF STANDING! TERRY MAY HAVE JUST BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY THAT SHOT FROM THE BASEBALL BAT, THIS IS GAINES’ CHANCE TO WIN!
James Peters: Gaines now trying to pull Terry inside of the ring, but he’s almost 300 pounds of dead weight right now, there’s just no way he can do that! Gaines instead now rolling into the ring himself with that baseball bat in his hand, and it looks like he’s just gonna wait for Terry to get to his feet! This match has taken its toll on both competitors, I wouldn’t be surprised if Terry takes a while to get into the ring!
Rich Russillo: But it looks like that’s not what’s happening! Terry now grabbing onto the apron, and he managed to drag himself inside the ring, but even so he’s barely even able to get up without help from the ropes! Terry limping towards Gaines now, AND GAINES SWINGS THE BAR RIGHT TOWARDS THE CHAMPION, AIMING STRAIGHT FOR THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!
James Peters: BUT TERRY CAUGHT THE BAT! TERRY JUST TOOK THE BAT RIGHT OUT OF GAINES’ HANDS, AND HE JUST WHACKED GAINES RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! GAINES JUST DROPPED ONTO BOTH KNEES FROM THAT BASEBALL BAT, BUT TERRY DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE’S DONE WITH HIM AS HE BEGINS WAITING FOR GAINES TO GET TO HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: Gaines reluctantly begins doing just that as he’s still holding his stomach- BUT TERRY JUST NAILED HIM WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!! Terry still going back to his left leg after that move, but it seems like he’s enduring the pain as he just laid Gaines out with that lariat! Terry now picking Gaines up, possibly looking for that T-5 once again, BUT GAINES IS STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!
James Peters: GAINES MANAGED TO GET BEHIND TERRY, AND HE’S WAITING FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND! SUPERKICK! GAINES JUST HIT A HUGE SUPERKICK SENDING TERRY INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW GAINES IS CHARGING IN, BUT TERRY JUST LIFTED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! GAINES MANAGED TO LAND ON THE APRON THOUGH, AND THERE’S A FOREARM TO TERRY’S FACE AS GAINES CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: Gaines looks like he’s going for a Moonsault, BUT TERRY JUST RUSHED UP THE TOP ROPE, AND HE JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF GAINES! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS! THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS IS IN, DROPPING BOTH MEN ONTO THE MAT! GAINES IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND, TRYING TO FIND SOMEWAY TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO THIS TIME! HE’S REACHING FOR THAT BASEBALL BAT BUT IT’S JUST OUT OF HIS REACH, IS THIS IT FOR KOREY GAINES!?
James Peters: GAINES IS SLOWLY BEGINNING TO FADE, DESPITE ALL HIS EFFORTS NOT TO! TERRY NOW, HOLDING THE SUBMISSION EVEN TIGHTER! THIS COULD BE IT! GAINES IS OUT!! GAINES IS OUT!! IT’S OVER, TERRY RETAINED!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL YOUR EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… TTEERRRRYYYYYY CCHHAAAAMMMBERRSS!!!!!
(Terry gets to his feet, mainly standing on his right leg as he receives the Interwire Championship. As ‘Natural’ plays, Terry looks around at the fans who are going wild due to him retaining. Meanwhile, Gaines has rolled out of the ring, and is being tended to by the referee after that insane match.)
James Peters: Now, before I say anything, I have to applaud Korey Gaines’ efforts here tonight. Gaines managed to prove us all wrong when we doubted his chances here due to not being a specialist at submissions, and he managed to not only take Terry to his limit, but avoid the locked in the chambers on two occasions. With that said, congratulations to Terry Chambers for retaining the Interwire Championship, what an amazing match!
Rich Russillo: Yeah. These two went back and forth for a long time, and to be honest I thought Korey may have had it won, but even with that hurt leg Terry took that opportunity and climbed up the top rope, managing to get that rear naked choke locked in from all the way up there! Gaines did a great job scouting Terry’s submission, but nobody, including both Gaines and ourselves, could have expected Terry to so what he did. Congratulations!
James Peters: It’s only a matter of time until Gaines finds himself back in the title picture, but for now, what a great night for Terry Chambers, as he managed to prove everyone who doubted him wrong! Everyone who doubted him being able to defend his title, I’m sure after tonight they have all been silenced!
(The camera catches a final shot of Terry celebrating his victory before fading out.)
(The camera cuts to a close up shot of Kassidy’s lips for 30 seconds. Ratings instantly skyrocket. :wow:)
(Bloodsport fades back in and cuts to a previously filmed segment.)
(Camera pans to Sofia Clarke with a microphone outside of the arena.)
Sofia Clarke: Hello EAW Universe! Sofia Clarke here! I am currently outside of the arena with many eager fans and their very gruesome looking weapons! It seems like everyone is excited for the highly anticipated grudge match between Consuela Rose Ava and Jesse Barlow! As you can see…
(Camera pans along the long line of people in the crowd.)
Sofia Clarke: Those in attendance for tonight’s event have brought with them the most gruesome weapons from the depths of their twisted imaginations. You know, some of the weapons we see brought to these matches are absolutely grizzly. Though for all the violence and barbaric moments these matches feature, it’s all for the fans. The men and women of Voltage work tirelessly every single week, and especially later on tonight, to put themselves through Hell.
Crowd: VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE! VOLTAGE!
(Sofia smiles into the camera and makes her way over to one of the chanting fans.)
Sofia Clarke: Excuse me sir, do you mind explaining the weapons you’ve brought with you here today?
Fan 1: Well, I got some gasoline and lighters with me, because who doesn’t love fire, but I also thought this would be kind of cool.
(The man unsheathes a katana wrapped in barbed wire. Sofia looks a little startled.)
Sofia Clarke: Well this certainly is…interesting. May I ask why you chose to incorporate so much barbwire?
Fan 1: I WANNA SEE EM BLEED!
Sofia Clarke: Ah… Well I’m sure that’s going to happen on more than one occasion tonight.
(Camera pans to the security inspecting audience members attempting to bring firearms into the building and confiscating them.)
Sophia Clarke: As you can see right there, despite the ‘Fans Bring the Weapons’ stipulation, there are still rules to these matches and this events and firearms are a strict no, especially when you consider all the mass shootings that we have had. Our thoughts and prayers are with Dayton, Ohio and El Paso, Texas.
(Sofia smiles sadly and then moves on.)
Sofia Clarke: Let’s move on to some more fan interviews, shall we?
(Sofia spots a few fans carrying light tubes and chains.)
Sophia Clarke: Excuse me! If I may, what inspired you to bring light tubes and chains over something more traditional like a chair or bat?
Fan 2: Well why not? The more things to cause chaos the better! We gotta mix things up and make this match between that hot little MILF Consuela and Justiciar Giovanni more violent than it’s already going to be!
Sofia Clarke: Well you certainly did use outside the-box thinking on this one! If your goal was to increase the violence, well…I’d say you absolutely nailed it!
(The fan grins and heads off, while another passes Sofia.
Sofia Clarke: Well there you have it folks, a first hand look at some of the weapo- what the hell…
(Sofia does a double take.)
Sofia Clarke: What the hell is that?!?! IS THAT A FISH TANK?? Let’s try and get a shot over here, wait… it looks like there’s something in there, they look like fish but…oh my god…THOSE AREN’T JUST FISH…THAT’S A PIRANHA TANK!?! HOW THE HELL DID THIS MAN OBTAIN ILLEGAL ANIMALS IN THIS COUNTRY AND GET THEM INTO OUR SHOW? SECURITY…SECURITYYYY!
(As more security arrives on scene they confiscate the man’s fish and tank.)
Sofia Clarke: Well that was…very very odd. I have truly never seen a man smuggle illegal fish into the event, and hope to use them as a weapon. Much like the firearms, the piranhas are a legal issue and not licensed to own or have in the United States so it’s important we get them out as soon as possible. Not to mention PETA is watching and we don’t want to piss them off.
Sofia Clarke: Looking around some more, I continue to see some…odd choices in weaponry to say the least. A bull rope, a frying pan, more gasoline and lighters, and many more tools of destruction and gore.
(The Crowd holding up all of their weapons at once continues to chant, “THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME!”.)
Sofia Clarke: :wow: Well what an exhilarating, weird, and exciting event this has the potential to be! From piranhas to bull ropes, I truly feel like I’ve seen it all today! These fans are crazy, though they are also some of the most loyal on the planet! As you can tell by the weapons and fans we’ve seen and encountered so far, Bloodsport will most certainly live up to its name!
(Sofia smiles one last time as Bloodsport returns to the ring area.)
(Various trash cans are seen around the ring, filled with weapons. These trash cans carry basically anything you can think of. Chairs, belts, a bull rope, a lighter, gasoline, even some big box that the camera can’t identify at the moment. After showing off some of the strange weapons in these trash cans, the camera begins looking away from the cans. The camera pans away from the trash cans as the commentators begin to speak.)
James Peters: Here we go! The fans bring the weapons match, Consuela Rose Ava vs Jesse Barlow!
Rich Russillo: This should be fun. These trash cans are filled with tons of crazy weapons, I’m already excited to know what’s in these things!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
James Peters: It seems like Jesse and Consuela have been feuding forever, even if it’s only been a few months. It’s clear that these two hate each other, but I’m almost scared at the lengths I expect these two to go to defeat each other tonight! Rich, what do you think?
Rich Russillo: I think Jesse has a great chance of winning here. There’s no way he doesn’t have some kind of trick up his sleeve, and he’s probably living inside Consuela’s head right now after everything he’s done to her!
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes hit and the crowd goes absolutely insane for the 24/7 Battle Royal contract holder. Consuela begins walking down to the ring, looking mostly at the fans who are still cheering loudly.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN, AT-
James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: JESSE JUST CLOCKED CONSUELA FROM BEHIND, JUST AS SHE GOT DOWN THE RAMP JESSE JUST LAID HER OUT!!
(Consuela’s theme music abruptly cuts as Jesse begins assaulting the former 3-time Specialists Champion!)
James Peters: JESSE IS WASTING NO TIME TONIGHT! HE DRAGS CONSUELA UP BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! CONSUELA CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND JESSE WALKS TO THE TRASH CAN CLOSEST TO HIM AND KICKS IT OVER!
(The contents of the trashcan spill onto the mat and the variety of weapons he has to choose from are unique to say the least. He selects a black studded belt and folds it in half.)
Rich Russillo: JESSE IS TAKING THE BELT TO CONSUELA NOW AND WHIPPING HER FROM POST TO POST! CONSUELA IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY BUT JESSE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND WRAPS THE BELT AROUND HER THROAT! HE IS CHOKING CONSUELA NOW AND HE LIFTS HER UP… SLAMMING HER INTO THE BARRICADES. JESSE IS NOW DRAGGING CONSUELA TOWARDS THE RING AND HE THROWS HER INSIDE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY AND NOW JESSE HAS THE BELT WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST! HE’S MOUNTED CONSUELA AND IS PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE! HE’S ALREADY BUSTED CONSUELA OPEN AND IS DIGGING THE STUDS OF THE BELT INTO THAT CUT TO OPEN IT UP FURTHER!
Rich Russillo: I am worried about Consuela right now, James. I know she came out here tonight looking to avenge her daughter and teach Jesse Barlow a lesson, but so far he has been dominant. I get he attacked her from behind, but Consuela had to know he was going to do something dirty.
James Peters: Jesse’s got Consuela up now and he flips her over into a sitting position with a snapmare! Jesse runs the ropes and comes back with a rebound… catching Consuela in the back of the head with a dropkick! Jesse slips out of the ring and walks towards another trash can, and what’s he gunna use this time??
(Jesse rummages around in the trash can for a second before pulling out a porcelain toilet seat.)
Rich Russillo: I don’t really like the look on Jesse’s face right now, James.
James Peters: We all knew this match was going to be ugly, Rich. This whole rivalry between Consuela and Jesse turned really ugly the past few weeks.
Rich Russillo: Consuela is trying to shake off the beating she’s received so far at the hands of Jesse Barlow but Jesse is back in the ring and he slams that toilet seat right across Consuela’s face! She falls to the mat and now Jesse is beating her with it! Jesse slams the toilet seat across Consuela’s back! He drops down to his knees and jerks Consuela’s head back by the hair. He’s placing that toilet seat around her neck and he’s back to his feet! Jesse is back up and he backs up a bit… JESSE WITH A CURB STOMP!!!
James Peters: NO!!! CONSUELA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! JESSE MISSES THE CURB STOMP! CONSUELA DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! JESSE WHIPS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY RUNS TO THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA JUST SLAMMED THE TOILET SEAT IN JESSE’S FACE!!!!
James Peters: JESSE IS DOWN AND CONSUELA MIGHT HAVE JUST GIVEN HERSELF A CHANCE TO REGROUP!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA IS NOT THE TYPE TO WASTE ANY TIME! SHE’S LETTING HER ADRENALINE TAKE OVER AND SHE’S BACK TO HER FEET! CONSUELA GRABS A KENDO STICK OUT OF THE WEAPON’S PILE AND SHE’S BEATING JESSE NOW! CONSUELA IS THROWING EVERY BIT OF HER STRENGTH INTO THOSE SHOTS!!! I KNOW THAT EVERY TIME SHE HITS JESSE SHE IS THINKING OF HER DAUGHTER! THE HELL JESSE HAS PUT CONSUELA AND CHLOE THROUGH THE PAST FEW WEEKS IS CATCHING UP TO HIM NOW! CONSUELA HAS DRAWN BLOOD! SHE’S BUSTED OPEN THE WELTS SHE PLACED ON JESSE’S BACK AND SHE JUST BROKE THE KENDO STICK!
James Peters: :lupe: We’ve seen what happens when Elitists break kendo sticks! CONSUELA JUST STABBED THE TOP OF JESSE’S HEAD WITH THAT KENDO STICK AND BLOOD IS POURING DOWN JESSE’S FACE NOW! CONSUELA TOSSES THE WEAPON ASIDE AND JERKS JESSE UP… WHIPPING HIM INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! CONSUELA RUNS TOWARDS JESSE AND NAILS HIM WITH A RUNNING SENTON! SHE GETS UP AND GRABS JESSE, THROWING HIM INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA GRABS THE EMPTIED TRASH CAN AND THROWS IT IN THE RING! SHE’S DIGGING AROUND IN THE WEAPONS NOW AND THROWS IN A BROOM, STAPLE GUN, A WRENCH… IS THAT A SAW?!
James Peters: :whoa: WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO WITH A SAW?!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I thought security took away all deadly weapons. I know several pistols and one AK-47 got taken away, as well as a switchblade and butcher knife. How the fuck could they not take away a saw?!
(Consuela looks at the saw and sees that it already has bloodstains on it. A weird look crosses her face.)
James Peters: … do you think that’s Dr. Bethany Blue’s saw?! DID SHE SNEAK THAT DOWN TO THE RING?!
Rich Russillo: Well someone once suggested that EAW has had every kind of match other than an amputation match so maybe she was just trying to help the cause…
(Consuela shrugs her shoulders and climbs in the ring, saw in hand.)
James Peters: Oh dear god…
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA RAISES THE SAW OVER HER HEAD BUT LOOK AT THE REFEREE! THE REFEREE HAS GRABBED THE SAW AND IS TELLING CONSUELA SHE CAN’T USE IT!
Consuela Rose Ava (Off Mic): I can use any weapon the fans bring!
Referee (Off Mic): :usure:??
(Consuela rolls her eyes but lets go of the saw, turning back to Jesse and kicking the crap out of him. Another referee has run down to the ring, and is given the saw. Thankfully, it’s taken away from the ring.)
James Peters: Consuela pulls Jesse up and Irish whips him into the corner! She springs forward and nails Jesse with a corner clothesline! She grabs him by the hair, runs forward, and bulldogs Jesse into the mat! Consuela wraps Jesse up in a grapevine and transitions that into a chokehold! She is looking to choke Jesse out and everything is legal in this match! Jesse is using his legs to free himself from Consuela, and he reaches up, locking his hands around her arms! Jesse flips Consuela over, escapes the choke and nails her in the face with a forearm shot!
Rich Russillo: Consuela struggles to free herself, but Jesse has his hands locked around her throat right now and he’s choking her! Consuela rakes her nails down Jesse’s forearms, and kicks her legs up! She is kicking at Jesse and he finally releases the choke! Jesse with another forearm to the face, and he pulls Consuela up and throws her into the ropes! Jesse catches Consuela on the rebound with a huge European uppercut and he grabs her… spiking her into the mat with a DDT!
James Peters: Jesse doesn’t bother going for a cover, which doesn’t surprise me. These two competitors want to hurt one another, and I think that means more to both of them than winning this match does! Jesse grabs the broom Consuela threw into the ring earlier and he’s rubbing the bristles of it in her face! That’s so disrespectful. Jesse drops down to the mat, gets behind Consuela, and shoves the handle of the broom underneath her chin! Jesse is wrenching back on Consuela’s neck right now and she looks to be in a tremendous amount of pain right now! Consuela is reaching out for the ropes, but she’s not even close, Rich.
Rich Russillo: We definitely know that Consuela isn’t going to give up though! She’s got to much pride for that and there’s too much on the line! Jesse has made Consuela’s life hell since Pain for Pride, and I refuse to believe that this is going to take her out of the match!
James Peters: But there’s very little Consuela can do right now! She’s fading away and Jesse is demanding that the referee check on Consuela right now. Consuela looks limp and her arm drops to the mat! The referee lifts it up again and lets it drop a second time! He grabs Consuela’s arm for a third time, but Jesse waves him off!
Rich Russillo: Jesse releases Consuela and stands up! That arrogant asshole just kicked Consuela onto her back and placed his foot on her chest!
(Jesse raises his arms in the air like he’s won the match, smirk across his face.)
Jesse Barlow (Off Mic): THIS IS FOR YOU CHLOE! <3
(The crowd absolutely rips into Jesse and he points at the referee, demanding that he count!)
James Peters: CONSUELA JUST GRABBED JESSE’S ANKLE AND JERKS HIM TO THE MAT! SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND NOW SHE HAS HIM LOCKED IN AN ANKLE LOCK! JESSE IS SCRAMBLING AND TRYING TO GO FOR THE ROPES, BUT CONSUELA HAPPILY TWISTS HIS ANKLE AND FALLS BACK ON THE MAT! SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND JESSE’S AND SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK HIS ANKLE!
Rich Russillo: JESSE IS FLAILING ABOUT AND TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT CONSUELA IS USING EVERY BIT OF HER STRENGTH TO TRY AND BREAK THIS MAN’S ANKLE! JESSE IS REFUSING TO GIVE UP BUT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE A CHOICE! HE’S EXERTING A LOT OF ENERGY TRYING TO TURN AROUND!
James Peters: Even if he manages to reverse this hold how the hell is he going to stand?!
Rich Russillo: Consuela lets go of the ankle lock and she’s back up! Consuela is stomping away on that injured ankle now and Jesse is trying to crawl to the ropes! Consuela snatches up the broom and she is bringing the handle down on Jesse’s ankle! Jesse has little choice but to roll out of the ring, but Consuela follows him out and drops to the ground!
(Consuela picks up the nearest trash can and dumps out the contents. Dozens of items fall out but it’s a cheese grater that catches Consuela’s eyes!)
James Peters: :lupe: Consuela is sizing up Jesse right now and she rushes forward… catching him with a running dropkick to the face! Jesse is down and Consuela takes the cheese grater and slams it into Jesse’s head! Oh god… this is sick.
Rich Russillo: :skip: You really gunna act like Consuela slicing up Jesse’s forehead is the most disturbing thing we’ve seen on Voltage? It’s not even the most disturbing thing we’re going to see tonight
James Peters: It’s disturbing to see a woman who prides herself on being a pure wrestler go to this dark place. Consuela Rose Ava is not known for her expertise in hardcore matches. Out of all the Avas, Consuela is the calm and stoic one, always keeping a level head and thinking out every situation. But Jesse Barlow has managed to bury himself underneath Consuela’s skin and we are seeing a side of ‘The Perfectionist’ that I’m sure no one knew existed.
(Consuela looks at the blood pouring down Jesee’s face and she lets the cheese grater fall to the ground. She grabs Jesse up and throws him into the ring before climbing to the top rope.)
Rich Russillo: Consuela up top now and I think she’s setting up for a moonsault…
James Peters: BUT JESSE IS SOMEHOW UP! HE SEES CONSUELA UP TOP AND HE SCRAMBLES UP THE ROPES HIMSELF! HE TURNS CONSUELA AROUND AND TRIES TO HOOK HER FOR A SUPERPLEX! CONSUELA BLOCKS AND JESSE STEPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON THE TOP ROPE NOW :lupe:
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA AND JESSE ARE FIGHTING FOR POSITION! THEY’RE EXCHANGING PUNCHES RIGHT NOW! CONSUELA! JESSE! CONSUELA! JESSE! CONSUELA! CONSUELA! CONSUELA! CONSUELA HAS JESSE! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! I’M ONLY SAYING HOLY CRAP BECAUSE DRAKE KING MIGHT BE WATCHING THIS MATCH! BUT HOLY CRAP!
James Peters: CONSUELA WITH A SPANISH FLY ON JESSE AND THEY CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
Crowd: HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP!
Rich Russillo: Well that’s a shockingly PG chant.
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: Neither competitor can get to their feet just yet, but Consuela is pulling herself towards another one of the trash cans, and she tipped over the second one! Consuela now crawling over towards… Something? I’m not really sure what it is, but it looks like she’s waiting for Jesse to get to his feet! How he’ll do that is my question, Consuela is the one that delivered that Spanish Fly and even she can’t get up yet!
James Peters: Well, both competitors know they’re gonna have to get up if they want to win this match, and we’re seeing Jesse realize that as he slowly begins grabbing onto the apron, trying to pull himself up as Consuela slowly gets into position with whatever she’s holding. Jesse now turning around towards Consuela- AND SHE JUST SMASHED THE OBJECT INTO HIS FACE! AND, IT WAS A CLOTHING IRON! CONSUELA JUST SMASHED A CLOTHING IRON INTO THE FACE OF JESSE BARLOW, AND JESSE’S FACE IS NOTHING SHORT OF A DISASTER RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Who brought a clothing iron?
James Peters: That’s what you’re asking? Anyways, Consuela now managing to pull off the cord of the clothing iron, AND SHE’S WRAPPING IT AROUND THE NECK OF JESSE! CONSUELA IS TYING THAT CORD AROUND JESSE’S NECK, SHE’S STRANGLING THAT MAN RIGHT NOW, AND THERE’S NOT A SINGLE THING THE REFEREE CAN DO ABOUT IT! JESSE IS GASPING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW AS CONSUELA HAS THAT CORD AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE, AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S WILLING TO LET GO ANY TIME SOON!
Rich Russillo: JESSE IS TRYING TO PULL THE CORD OFF OF HIM BUT HE CAN’T! JESSE NOW, TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABLE TO THIS TIME, AND NOW HE’S DELIVERING AN ELBOW TO CONSUELA’S MIDSECTION! AND THERE’S A SECOND! A THIRD ELBOW NOW BY JESSE, CAUSING CONSUELA TO STUMBLE BACK! ABOLISHER!! JESSE JUST SPEARED CONSUELA INTO THE RING POST, AND ONCE AGAIN BOTH COMPETITORS GO DOWN AS JESSE FINALLY BEGINS UNTYING THE IRON’S CORD!
James Peters: Jesse now holding his blood covered nose after that huge shot with the clothing iron, and it looks like he’s just admiring his work as Consuela is out of it! I don’t know how Jesse did it, but somehow he had enough energy to drive Consuela right into that ring post, and just like that Jesse has managed to turn the tides of this match! Jesse now leaning against the Barricade, using it to get to his feet, and it looks like he’s looking for another weapon to use to his advantage! Jesse now using both hands to pull something out of the nearby trash can, and is that..? A MICROWAVE!? ARE YOU SERIOUS, WHO WOULD BRING THAT HERE?
Rich Russillo: Alright, this is too much now. When they said “fans bring the weapons” I thought the fans would bring ACTUAL weapons. How is a Microwave a weapon? Whatever, Jesse now bringing that Microwave into the ring before rolling Consuela back inside of it. Jesse now, LIFTING CONSUELA UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA ATTEMPT A POWERBOMB ONTO THE MICROWAVE, BUT CONSUELA IS FIGHTING AS HARD AS SHE CAN! CONSUELA IS TRYING HER HARDEST TO NOT LET HERSELF BE PUT INTO THAT MICROWAVE, AND JESSE IS FORCED TO DROP HER!
James Peters: DDT! CONSUELA WITH A DDT, PLANTING JESSE’S HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE MICROWAVE! JESSE IS HURT AND I BELIEVE THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION ON HOW SOMETHING LIKE A MICROWAVE COULD BE USED IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! JESSE IS HURT, BUT CONSUELA ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, SHE’S BACKING UP INTO THE CORNER, WAITING FOR JESSE TO GET UP! JESSE USING THE MICROWAVE TO GET UP, AND NOW SHE’S CHARGING IN-
Rich Russillo: JESSE JUST THREW THE MICROWAVE AT CONSUELA’S FACE!! CONSUELA JUST RAN FULL SPEED RIGHT INTO THAT MICROWAVE, AND RIGHT NOW HER FACE DOESN’T LOOK ANY BETTER THAN JESSE’S, HER NOSE HAS TO BE BROKEN FROM THAT! IT LOOKED LIKE CONSUELA MAY HAVE BEEN SETTING UP FOR THE KNEE OF DEATH, BUT JESSE MANAGED TO USE THAT MICROWAVE TO HIS ADVANTAGE, AND NOW JESSE IS PINNING CONSUELA, THIS MATCH MAY BE OVER HERE!!
James Peters: CONSUELA GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! JESSE CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES, HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT SOMEHOW CONSUELA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, EVEN AFTER THROWING AN ENTIRE MICROWAVE AT HER!! SOMEHOW CONSUELA STILL MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT CONSUELA DOES NOT WANT TO QUIT! CONSUELA DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE HERE TONIGHT! JESSE ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE BUT HIS DECISION IS FINAL, CONSUELA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: JESSE NOW SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS! IT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE SHOWING TONIGHT BY CONSUELA, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS ABOUT TO BE OVER! CONSUELA MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET HER REVENGE TONIGHT! JESSE OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE’S THE FEAR OF GOD!
James Peters: NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! CONSUELA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! SOMEHOW CONSUELA MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY, AND JESSE LANDED HARD! CONSUELA NOW ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE FOUND ANOTHER WEAPON, AND THIS TIME IT’S A TENNIS RACKET!! CONSUELA’S GOT A TENNIS RACKET!
Rich Russillo: Consuela now rolling back into the ring as Jesse slowly gets to his feet, AND SHE JUST TRIED TO HIT HIM WITH THE RACKET, BUT JESSE MANAGED TO CATCH IT, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! JESSE NOW WITH THE RACKET, AND HE JUST BASHED IT OVER CONSUELA’S HEAD, AND HER HEAD WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT! JESSE NOW, SENDING HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, CAUSING THE RACKET TO BE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO HER THROAT!!
James Peters: CONSUELA NOW DROPPING TO HER KNEES, AND.. Oh no.. If Jesse does what I think he’s going to do he could end the career of Consuela, or worse! That racket is still around her neck, with the handle closest to the ground, AND JESSE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA DO IT! JESSE RUNNING THE ROPES!! NO, THE CURB STOMP!!
Rich Russillo: NO! CONSUELA AVOIDED IT, AND SHE ROLLS JESSE UP BUT HE KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY, GETTING TO A KNEE- ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CONSUELA, AND NOW FINALLY SHE REMOVES THE TENNIS RACKET BEFORE FALLING INTO THE CORNER!! CONSUELA JUST SAVED HER OWN LIFE, AND I’M NOT EXAGGERATING THAT IN ANY WAY! IF THAT CURB STOMP CONNECTED THAT RACKET WOULD’VE WENT STRAIGHT INTO HER THROAT, AND IT SEEMED AS IF JESSE DIDN’T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD!!
James Peters: That was an incredibly close call, Jesse could’ve done serious damage to Consuela but she just barely managed to avoid it! Consuela now with an irish whip, BUT JESSE TURNS IT AROUND, SENDING CONSUELA ONTO THE APRON! JESSE NOW OFF THE ROPES, SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES, RIGHT INTO ONE OF THE TRASH CANS! JESSE JUST SPEARED CONSUELA RIGHT ONTO A TRASH CAN, AND NOW A BUNCH MORE WEAPONS FELL OUT OF IT! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Rich Russillo: What looked to be a desperate move from Jesse turned into an opportunity to inflict even more punishment onto Consuela! Jesse now, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST EMPTYING THE TRASH CAN! IT SEEMS LIKE JESSE IS PLANNING ON JUST USING THE TRASH CAN ITSELF RATHER THAN ANY OF THE WEAPONS INSIDE OF IT, AS HE PUTS IT OVER THE HEAD OF CONSUELA BEFORE THROWING HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: Jesse is barely able to even stand right now but he’s in a much better condition than Consuela is! Jesse now, grabbing a rolling pin from the pile of weapons left on the ground, AND HE JUST WHACKED IT INTO THE SIDE OF THE TRASH CAN! CONSUELA IS IN A TON OF TROUBLE AS JESSE CONTINUOUSLY SMASHES THAT ROLLING PIN INTO HER! Jesse now backing away as Consuela leans onto the apron, Finally managing to take that trash can off of her, AND THERE’S ANOTHER ABOLISHER, THIS SLAMMING HER RIGHT INTO THE APRON!!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA IS OUT OF IT!! THERE’S NO WAY SHE CAN CONTINUE AT THIS POINT!! JESSE NOW ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME I REALLY DON’T THINK CONSUELA WILL BE ABLE TO KICK OUT!! I THINK THIS IS IT, I THINK WE MIGHT FINALLY HAVE A WINNER!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! HOW!?!? CONSUELA ONCE AGAIN MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, HOW IS SHE STILL IN THIS MATCH!? JESSE IS SLAMMING HIS HANDS ONTO THE MAT AND I CAN SEE WHY, THERE’S NO WAY CONSUELA SHOULD’VE BEEN ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT, BUT SOMEHOW SHE STILL MANAGED TO KICK OUT!!
James Peters: Jesse now grabbing Consuela by the arm though, AND THERE’S THE SUELA LOCK! THE SUELA LOCK BY JESSE, HE’S TRYING TO MAKE HER TAP OUT WITH HER OWN MOVE!! CONSUELA IS IN TROUBLE, IS JESSE GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE HER TAP, OR CAN CONSUELA FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS!? IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE JESSE IS PLANNING ON LETTING THE SUBMISSION GO ANY TIME SOON, SO CONSUELA NEEDS TO THINK OF SOMETHING FAST, OR SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO!? I DON’T SEE CONSUELA GETTING OUT OF THIS!! THERE’S JUST NO WAY, SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OR SHE COULD GET HURT EVEN WORSE THAN SHE ALREADY HAS BEEN THUS FAR!! CONSUELA IS TRYING TO PULL JESSE’S HANDS AWAY FROM HER FACE, BUT SHE CAN’T!! JESSE IS HOLDING ON AS HARD AS HE CAN, I THINK THIS IS IT!! IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW, SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP!!
James Peters: NO! THE TENNIS RACKET!! CONSUELA IS HITTING JESSE IN THE ARM WITH THE TENNIS RACKET, SLOWLY CAUSING HIM TO LOSE HIS GRIP ON HER! CONSUELA USING THAT RACKER OVER AND OVER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S OUT!! CONSUELA MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION!! BOTH COMPETITORS NOW GETTING TO THEIR FEET, AND CONSUELA SMASHES THE RACKET INTO JESSE’S MIDSECTION!! JESSE IS HURT!!
Rich Russillo: Both competitors getting to their feet now, AND THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER!! BOTH JESSE AND CONSUELA ARE TRADING FISTS, AND NOW CONSUELA IS GETTING THE BETTER OF JESSE, CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO A KNEE!! CONSUELA NOW RUNNING OFF THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A LARIAT- NO!! JESSE DUCKS IT, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, TAKING HER TO A KNEE!!
James Peters: Jesse now grabbing the arms of Consuela, BEFORE KICKING HER IN THE FACE, DROPPING HER TO THE MAT!! CONSUELA LOOKS OUT OF IT, SHE’S TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE CORNER TO CATCH HER BREATH AND RECOVER BUT JESSE NOW IS JUST STOMPING AWAY AT HER!! JESSE RIGHT NOW IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL, AND THINGS ARE DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING WELL FOR CONSUELA!! JOW IS SHE GONNA FIGHT OUT OF THI-
Rich Russillo: SOMEONE JUST SMASHED A STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF JESSE BARLOW’ HEAD!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WHO IS THIS GUY!? SOME HOODED MAN JUST HIT JESSE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR, AND NOW HE’S LEAVING THE RING!! SOME HOODED MAN JUST ATTACKED JESSE BARLOW, AND IT THINK HE JUST HANDED CONSUELA THE MATCH!! CONSUELA IS GETTING TO HER FEET, AND I THINK SHE’S WAITING FOR JESSE TO DO THE SAME!!
James Peters: I DON’T HAVE A CLUE WHO THAT MAN WAS, BUT HE NOT ONLY SAVED THIS MATCH FOR CONSUELA, HE JUST SWAYED THE ODDS BACK INTO HER FAVOR!! CONSUELA HAS JESSE LINED UP AND HE’S BEGINNING TO SLOWLY GET TO HIS FEET!! CONSUELA CHARGING IN, THE KNEE OF DEATH!! THE KNEE OF DEATH CONNECTS, AND FINALLY, THERE’S THE COVER BY CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. CONNNSUUEELLLLAAAAAA ROOOOOSSSEEEE AAAVVAAAA!!!!!
(‘We Appreciate Power’ hits and the crowd explodes as Consuela slowly manages to get to her feet. She has her hand raised by the referee, before looking towards the stage, where the hooded man came from. Unfortunately, the man was long gone, so Consuela continued her celebration as Jesse Barlow fell out of the ring before being tended to by Officials.)
James Peters: Wow, what a match between these two! They put each other through so much here tonight, but in the end Consuela got the win with the help of that hooded guy! I can’t tell if that man is supposed to be an ally of some sort to Consuela, or if they just had their own personal problem with Jesse, but either way that attack was enough to get Consuela to hit the knee of death, getting her the win! Despite all the shenanigans Consuela was able to get the victory, so congratulations Consuela!
Rich Russillo: Jesse had that match won! Jesse was in complete control of that match and some man we can’t even identity completely turned the tides of this match. This was Jesse’s match, but for whatever reason, that hooded man took this match away from him. Either way I guess I have to say congratulations to Consuela, because like you said, before that all went down this was a phenomenal match, but now the question remains. Where does Jesse Barlow go from this? Someone wanted to take him down, but who?
(Consuela rolls out of the ring and looks into the camera, making a heart with her hands.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I love you, Chloe!
(Consuela blows a kiss to her daughter back in California, and Bloodsport cuts to a commercial break.)
(An ad for Drake King’s Anti swearing Spoken Word album drops tomorrow. “King of the Streets, Sheets, and Bleeps” available everywhere.)
(Bloodsport returns and immediately cuts to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR…ONE FALL!!…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton:….AND IT IS A…FLAAAAAAAMINGG WEAPONS MATCH!!!!… FOR THE SPECIALISTSS CHAAAAMMPPPIONSHIP!!!!!!!
(“Sweet but Psycho” by Ava Max begins to play as the arena entrance goes dark. After a moment the music cuts out abruptly, and every light in entire arena goes out. The black arena fills with the random sounds from the crowd and various cell phone lights. Suddenly the sound of something scraping along metal echoes from the entrance. With her hand outstretched Katheryn Wicked’s demon Kalista steps onto the entrance dragging her sharpened nails transformed into claws along the EAW set. Leaving gouges in the metal of the set with her claws Kalista stares at the crowd tilting her head. Crawling at her feet Melissa now known as Pet looks up at the demon cautiously. Smiling ear to ear Kalista’s pointed teeth are terrifying as she snarls and lunges at the camera. Slowly the demon makes her way to the ring pausing only to make the announce team jump as she lunges at them and snaps her dagger like teeth. Her attire seems to be inspired from a Victorian-era jester garb, similar to the demon Pennywise. Mixed reactions flood the arena, most of the crowd clearly terrified at bone-chilling site. Katheryn Wicked no more, Kalista surveys the arena with a tilted head as she takes off her skirt, turning her elaborate outfit into a battle-ready bodysuit. Melissa, who is peeking at the ring from the apron, adamantly remains at Kalista’s side. The lights in the arena shine bright again. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!!!…FROM HARTFORT, CONNECTICUT….WEIGHING IN AT 115 POUNDS…..THE CHALLENGER!!!….”WICKED PRINCESS”….KAAATHHERYNNNNN….WIIIIIIIICKEDDD!!!!!!
James Peters: This is just messed up, as if Katheryn wasn’t already freaky, now she comes out like this, absolutely sick! And what has she done with Dr. Melissa Walters?! Someone save that woman!
Rich Russillo: Well, Katheryn Wicked is a complex person, hell, I don’t think she’s even “in” there, if you know what I mean. For the past few weeks Katheryn has been stalking and hunting down Andrea Valentine relentlessly. She has gone through great lengths to send a message, going as far as mercilessly beating down anybody in her path and completely breaking down the once great Dr. Melissa Walters into a sadistic and warped creature called ‘Pet’. I just hope she isn’t going to bite off more than she can chew tonight in her crusade against the champ.
James Peters: Well, she’s gonna bite something alright :lupe:
(The arena goes dark a second time, with flames emerging from the stage. As the flames continue to shoot upwards, Charlie XCX and another person on the synth emerges from behind the flames as she begins to sing “Roll with Me”. The flames part in the middle as Andrea Valentine stands, with her Specialists Championship raises above her with both hands. The fans go wild for their champion! Andrea, still smiling, lowers the championship and drapes it over her shoulders as she makes her way down the ramp to the ring, accompanied by the live performance. She looks at Pet in disgust and pity as she enters the ring, once again raising her championship.)
Bella Braxton: ..AND HER OPPONENT, FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA….WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS!!…….SHE IS YOUR CURRENT SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!….AAAAAAANNDRREAAAAA VAAAALENTINNEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine, coming out to a live performance by Charlie XCX, looking absolutely confident tonight here at Boston. And confidence is exactly what she needs to beat her challenger here tonight. Andrea has been through hell these past few weeks, and has managed to shine everytime in the ring. Can that shine last till the end of this match?
James Peters: Katheryn Wicked wants nothing more right now than to have her hands on Andrea’s Specialists championship. We know Andrea has once lost the championship in the past, and she cannot take Katheryn lightly, but the same can be said to Katheryn. Andrea is a one of the most decorated stars on Voltage, nay, EAW. She’s no easy picking!
Rich Russillo: Well, all that is fine and dandy, but this match tonight is a FLAMING WEAPONS MATCH!! So throw strategy out the door for this one, it’s all about inflicting the burn. So without futher ado, let’s get this match STARTED!
(The referee takes the Specialists Championship from Andrea Valentine, who kisses it before handing it over to the ref. The referee holds the title towards both competitors before raising it up. A graphic indicating that the Specialists Championship is on the line pops up on-screen and then fades. The ref puts the belt back down and leaves the ring with it)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Andrea and Katheryn both facing each other with an intense look in both their eyes. Pet is still near the apron, watching closely as to what happens next….looks like Katheryn is holding out a hand? Yes! Katheryn is holding out an outstretched arm, maybe some kind of handshake? A last-minute show of respect?
Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO!
Rich Russillo: Well, Andrea looking around the arena and the fans are pretty vocal, don’t do it Andrea! It seems Andrea slowly extending her arms as well…IRISH WHIP! Andrea with a perfect Irish whip and Katheryn rebounds off the ropes and Andrea catches her in a headlock!
James Peters: Andrea seems to be one step ahead of the game here, I bet Katheryn didn’t expect that! Andrea now controlling the flow of the match, forcing Katheryn down on the mat but Katheryn using her free arm to strike at Andrea, trying to loosen the grip. Andrea continues to tighten the headlock. Katheryn down on her knees….the pressure may be too much, no! HOLD ON! SHE’S GETTING BACK UP NOW! KATHERYN LIFTING ANDREA AND HITS HER WITH A SIDE SLAM!! THE CHAMP LET’S GO OF THE LOCK!
Rich Russillo: Not the first time we’ve seen Katheryn do the unexpected. And as I said, I don’t think this is the Katheryn we know of, this must be something more sinister!
James Peters: Katheryn, Kalista, matters not, what matters is that the champ is down and this…demon is back on her feet. She’s signaling for Pet to do something! Pet going under the ring and trying to pull out a weapon! What can it be? A STEEL CHAIR! PET JUST PROCURED A STEEL CHAIR FOR KATHERYN! WAIT! ANDREA GRABBING KATHERYN’S FEET, NOT LETTING HER REACH FOR THE CHAIR! ANDREA, STILL HOLDING ON, GETS UP AND PLANTS KATHERYN FACE-FIRST! THAT’S NOT ALL, ANDREA LIFTS THE LEG BACK IN THE AIR BY THE FOOT AND SLAMS KATHERYN’S KNEES ON THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: Uh oh, looks like Pet just slid the chair inside the ring…and Andrea has a smirk on her face! Pet just realized the grave mistake! PET TRYING TO GET BACK INSIDE THE RING TO RETRIEVE THE CHAIR BY CLIMBING THE APRON…SUPERKICK! ANDREA JUST SUPERKICKED PET OFF THE APRON AND SHE LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE, COLLIDING AGAINST THE BARRICADE!
James Peters: You know, I should feel bad, that is after all Dr. Melissa…but shit, I don’t think I pity her one bit after the transformation she went through. She will do anything for her mistress.
Rich Russillo: Andrea diverts her attention back to the ring, she picks up the chair and measures it against the groggy Katheryn, who’s getting back up on her feet. ANDREA LIFTS THE CHAIR OVER HER HEAD AND HITS KATHERYN RIGHT ON THE BACK! KATHERYN SIMPLY FALLS ON ONE KNEE! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT!! KATHERYN DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!!!
James Peters: Not a good position for Katheryn to be in right now! Andrea might be looking to end this match before it even got heated up…literally! ANDREA RUNNING BACK AND REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES…..VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!!
Rich Russillo: SPEAR BY KATHERYN TO ANDREA, JUST AS SHE WAS APPROACHING FOR THE VALENTINES’S MASSACRE! HOW THE HELL IS KATHERYN STILL IN THIS? Katherine wagging her finger, gesturing a “no” to Andrea as she now picks up the chair and begins to measure Andrea for the strike. Katheryn bends down to pat Andrea on her head in a mocking way …A SLAP BY ANDREA! KATHERYN IS ENRAGED! SHE LIFTS THE CHAIR THIS TIME, PREPARING TO HIT …NO WAIT! ANDREA FIRING BACK WITH STRIKES TO KATHERYN’S STOMACH! KATHERYN STUNNED! ANDREA GETTING BACK ON HER FEET AS THE STRIKES CONTINUE! KATHERYN HAS LET GO OF THE CHAIR! KATHERYN BLOCKS THE STRIKE! A STRIKE OF HER OWN! BOTH WOMEN ARE GOING AT IT AND THERE’S NO STOPPING THEM!
James Peters: Katheryn is taking every hit Andrea is dishing out, and matching it pound for pound! But the champ is no less forgiving either, throwing lefts and rights! ANDREA BLOCKS ONE OF THE STIKES, SHE SPINS AND GOES FOR A SPINNING BACK FIST….NO! KATHERYN DUCKS UNDERNEATH! KATHERYN GOING FOR A ANOTHER SIDE SLAM…. ANDREA FIGHTING BACK, ELBOW STRIKES TO KATHERYN’s HEAD! ANDREA BREAKS FREE AND KATHERYN GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK… .ANDREA DUCKS THIS ONE AND RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK OF HER OWN! IT CATCHES KATHERYN RIGHT ON THE LOWER JAW!! KATHERYN MIGHT’VE JUST DISLOCATED IT! SHE’S DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea looking to catch a breather here…..KIP UP!! KIP UP BY KATHERYN AND SHE’S BACK ON TWO FEET—LOOKING THE CHAMP STRAIGHT EYE TO EYE! BOTH WOMEN FACING EACH OTHER AGAIN, ANDREA IS SHOCKED! Katheryn smiling deviously as she continues to berate Andrea using mind games.
James Peters: I don’t get it, Andrea just dished out an impressive combo and it didn’t even put Katheryn down! That woman is no human Rich, you were right. Whatever has gotten into Katheryn, it spells disaster for Andrea and I hate to say it, but I think the chances for Andrea walking out of this one might be pretty slim! Both women adamantly staring each other down as Andrea slowly begins to process what just happened and walk towards the ropes. HOLD ON! IS THAT PET?! PET IS BACK UP AND SHE’S BEHIND ANDREA!! SHE’S PULLING ANDREA’S FEET AND TRYING TO DRAG HER OUTSIDE! ANDREA TRYING TO GET PET TO LET GO AND KICKING HER IN THE FACE BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO DO A DAMN THING!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Katheryn just got the perfect opening! KATHERYN QUICKLY JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND…FLYING KNEE!! FLYING KNEE CONNECTS WITH ANDREA’S HEAD AND SHE’S KNOCKED DOWN!! PET DRAGS ANDREA OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND SMASHES HER HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! I THINK ANDREA JUST GOT BUSTED WIDE OPEN!
James Peters: Smart of Katheryn to capitalize on the situation. Whatever this Kalista Demon is doing, so far it has ensured Katheryn remain in control of the match! Call it pure talent, or something supernatural, no one can deny Katheryn poses real danger right now to the champ!
Rich Russillo: Katheryn joins Pet on the outside as they both look at the battered, bloody Andrea Valentine. Remember folks, Andrea had her nose broken a few weeks back, and it seems it is something Katheryn remembers very well. Katheryn telling Pet to help her lift Andrea up on Katheryn’s shoulders…Pet obliges, ANDREA ON KATHERYN’S SHOULDERS NOW, WHAT IS KATHERYN LOOKING TO DO?? …..SNAKE EYES!! SNAKE EYES ON THE BARRICADE AND ANDREA FALLS FACE FIRST YET AGAIN! ANDREA CLUTCHING HER FACE IN PAIN AS KATHERYN LAUGHS ON WITH THOSE DAGGER-LIKE TEETH! PET SEEMS TO BE CLAPPING WITH JOY AS WELL! THIS IS SICK!
James Peters: Pet and Katheryn scurry under the ring looking for something…..oh hell no! KENDO STICKS!! BOTH OF THESE MONSTERS JUST PULLED OUT KENDO STICKS FROM UNDER THE RING! PET TAKES A SWING AT ANDREA. IT STRIKES AND LEAVES A BLACK AND BLUE MARK ON THE CHAMP!! Katheryn laughing at Pet’s handiwork as she tells Pet to move aside, now taking her own shot at Andrea. ANOTHER STRIKE ON THE CHAMP!! Pet and Katheryn look at each other with a giddy look on their faces. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM START RAINING DOWN KENDO STICK STRIKES ON ANDREA! THE CHAMP TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP HER ARMS RAISED TO SHIELD HERSELF BUT IT SEEMS EVERY INCH OF HER BODY IS BEING BOMBARDED WITH THE COLD, HARD TOUCH OF KENDO!
James Peters: I think I counted thirty seven strikes!! Holy hell! How is Andrea still alive?!
Rich Russillo: Katheryn telling Pet to hold on to Andrea now, Katheryn rummaging again under the ring, I wonder what fucked up torture she wants Andrea to suffer through now?! Meanwhile, Andrea regaining some energy as she realizes Katheryn is busy, Andrea struggling to break free of Pet’s clutches. Andrea might not have much left in her after that Kendo barrage!
James Peters: Looks like Katheryn finally found what she was looking for….a bottle of lighter fluid….SHE’S EMPTYING THE WHOLE BOTTLE ON THE KENDO STICK! THE KENDO STICK IS DRENCHED IN FLAMMABLE LIQUID!!! KATHERYN LIGHTS IT ON FIRE!! KATHERYN IS HOLDING A KENDO STICK THAT’S ON FIRE!! HER EYES MEET ANDREA’S WHO’S STILL STRUGGLING TO BREAK FREE!!
Rich Russillo: Katheryn grinning like a psycho at Andrea as she charges for the fatal strike! …NO!! ANDREA ELBOWS PET IN THE FACE AND PUSHES HER TOWARDS KATHERYN’S STRIKE!! ANDREA JUST PUT PET UNDER THE WHEELS!! KATHERYN STRIKES PET WITH THE BURNING KENDO STICK!! PET IS WRITHING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN!! GOD DAMN! DR. MELISSA JUST GOT SINGED!! KATHERYN SHOCKED!
James Peters: Pet flailing on the floor as black smoke emits from her attire! ANDREA WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER TO KATHERYN!! Katheryn lands with a nasty thud on the concrete as the kendo stick falls off her hand.
(Andrea looks at the burning Kendo stick for a moment, almost bending down to pick it up, but stops and looks at Katheryn, shaking her head)
Rich Russillo: WAIT…. SHE’S NOT PICKING IT UP?! WHAT DOES ANDREA HAVE IN MIND?!
James Peters: Looks like Andrea now looking under the ring….she pulls out a Fire Extinguisher!! She aims the nozzle at the kendo stick and kills the flame! Now Andrea is making her way to Pet, what is the champ up to? ANDREA STEPS ON PET’S HEAD AND SHOVES THE NOZZLE RIGHT INTO HER MOUTH! ANDREA LOOKING PISSED OFF AND IRRITATED AT THE CREATURE BENEATH HER FEET! ANDREA BLASTS PET IN THE MOUTH WITH CARBON DIOXIDE!!! PET’S MOUTH AND NOSE JUST EXPLODED WITH SMOKY RESIDUE, GOOD LORD WHAT A SIGHT!!
Rich Russillo: Katheryn back on her feet and she looks livid, in moments, Pet went from being struck with a flaming kendo stick to now being in a catatonic state. KATHEYRN CHARGES WITH A LARIAT, BUT ANDREA QUICK TO REACT, ANDREA BLASTS KATHERYN WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER …IT DOESN’T FAZE KATHERYN!!! SHE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH IT AND DECKS ANDREA RIGHT ON THE HEAD WITH A FIST!
James Peters: Andrea back down on the floor, and Katheryn looks like a woman possessed! Katheryn grabbing Andrea by the hair and dragging her to the announce desk. Rich, we better get moving, pal!
(James and Rich grab their mics and quickly move behind the barricade as the commentary table is cleared by Katheryn)
James Peters: This doesn’t look good for Andrea, Katheryn’s back on the offensive, landing a flurry of blows and kicks to Andrea to force her to stay down! Andrea seems pretty rocked …Katheryn putting Andrea in the powerbomb position now, KATHERYN LIFTING ANDREA UP …WAIT, ANDREA WITH BLOWS OF HER OWN TO KATHERYN’S FACE!! ANDREA MANAGES TO BREAK FREE AND GET ON TOP OF THE COMMENTARY TABLE! MISSILE DROPKICK ON A GROGGY KATHERYN!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine back up on her feet and now picking up Katheryn and rolling her onto the table. Andrea looking for something big here! She’s punching Katheryn’s face a few more times to make sure she’s not getting up. Andrea rolls back into the ring and is making her way up the top rope! A crimson mask seems to cover her face and no doubt her vision is distorted, but the champ is making her way up to the top turnbuckle!! ANDREA LOOKING AT THE MOTIONLESS KATHERYN AS SHE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE …WAIT, KATHERYN IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! WTF?! :lupe:
(Andrea mouths “keep laughing, bitch” as she prepares to take off)
James Peters: ANDREA LEAPS!!!….V-DAY!! V-DAY ON KATHERYN!!….NO!! KATHERYN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY…THE CHAMP CRASHES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Katheryn continues to laugh maniacally as now it’s Andrea who lies motionless in a heap of twisted metal!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
(Katheryn Wicked pulls out a roll of barbed wire)
James Peters: It’s….it’s barbed wire, but where did she get it from? WHEN did she get it? Doesn’t matter, she’s wrapping it around her own hands, this is grisly, her hands are getting cut up, and Katheryn seems oblivious to the pain, she’s still laughing! KATHERYN JUST PUNCHED HERSELF!! WHY?! Ladies and gentlemen Katheryn just busted her face wide open with a self-inflicted wound! Blood is dripping down the challenger’s face as she licks the bloody self-made barbed-wire knuckles!
Rich Russillo: Ugh, I might throw up!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine slowly getting back up from the wreckage, WATCH OUT ANDREA…. KATHERYN WITH A RIGHT HOOK… ANDREA DUCKS!! ANDREA SWERVES BEHIND KATHERYN AND…. A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! A GUILLOTINE CHOKE BY THE CHAMP! BUT WAIT!! KATHERYN DIGGING HER HANDS INTO ANDREA’S, ANDREA’S HANDS ARE GETTING CUT OPEN IN CONTACT WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!
Rich Russillo: SO ARE KATHERYN’S!! THIS IS INSANE, WHAT A TWISTED WOMAN! Andrea letting go of Katheryn as it becomes apparent that she can no longer hold on to the challenger. Andrea lets go of the choke hold…KATHERYN WITH HER ARMS AROUND ANDREA’S HEAD …SNAPMARE!! SNAPMARE BY KATHERYN! ANDREA TWISTS FORWARDS …BUT WAIT SHE LANDS ON HER FEET!! ANDREA REVERSES IT! LEGS AROUND KATHERYN’S NECK …VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE TO KATHERYN AS HER HEAD LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE BROKEN PIECES OF COMMENTARY TABLE!! THIS IS IT!
James Peters: Andrea needs to get Katheryn back in the ring if she wants to secure a pinfall! Andrea back up on her feet as Katheryn lies twitching on broken table. Andrea making her way back to the Kendo stick …SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!! SPEAR BY PET TO ANDREA VALENTINE AND SHE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!
Rich Russillo: HOW IS DR. MELISSA STILL IN THIS?! I THOUGHT SHE WAS OUT COLD AFTER THAT EXTINGUISHER FIASCO!!
James Peters: Who knows what Katheryn did to her, but it seems she’s just as resilient as Katheryn and she will do anything to see a new champion be crowned! Pet making her way back to her feet and heading over to Katheryn! She’s riling Katheryn up! She picks Katheryn back to her feet and seems to be pointing at Andrea’s body! Katheryn can’t believe it!
(Katheryn overjoyed at the sight of Andrea’s broken body, wraps her barbed-wire arms around Pet and hugs are as they both embrace tightly)
Rich Russillo:……ok, looks like both women are in a hurry to drag Andrea back to the ring! Pet and Katheryn grabbing Andrea by her hair and dragging her back into the ring! They’re tossing her back in! Pet and Katheryn soon follow, and now they seem to be talking amongst themselves. What the hell are they discussing?! Just light a weapon on fire and be done with it!
James Peters: Pet going out of the ring and back under the apron looking for something…. A PAIR OF HEDGE CLIPPERS!! WHAAAAT?! WHAT IS THIS SADISTIC DUO THINKING OF?! Pet back in the ring and seems to be admiring the stainless blade of the clipper, she’s showing it to Katheryn who nods in agreement! WHAT?! WAIT…PET IS CUTTING THE BOTTOM ROPE!! PET IS TRYING TO CUT THE BOTTOM ROPES OF THE RING!! SHE SUCCEEDS!! THE BOTTOM ROPES HAVE BEEN TORN! BUT WHY?!
Rich Russillo: Well, if you can cut these ring ropes with hedge clippers I’ve got bigger concerns…. BUT WAIT…PET IS GIVING THE ROPE TO KATHERYN!! KATHERYN IS WRAPPING THE ROPE AROUND ANDREA’s NECK…OH GOD…. KATHERYN IS TIGHTENING IT HARDER!! ANDREA iS CHOKING! ANDREA’S FACE GOING BLUE! BLACK WIDOW!!! KATHERYN HAS THE BLACK WIDOW APPLIED WITH ANDREA’S NECK WRAPPED IN RING-ROPE! KATHERYN SCREAMING ANDREA TO TAP OUT!!
James Peters: Andrea is still miraculously in this!! THE CHAMP NOT TAPPING OUT!! ANDREA TRYING TO GET BACK UP BUT THE PRESSURE TOO MUCH! ..WAIT!! ANDREA LIFTS KATHERYN SLIGHTLY AND RAMS HER INTO PET!! PET FALLS ON THE MAT, OFF BALANCE…ANDREA SEIZING THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET HER LEG FREE, ANDREA QUICKLY SHIFTS BEHIND KATHERYN AND BEGINS TO APPLY A MODIFIED STF!! ..NO WAIT, KATHERYN BREAKS OUT AND GETS BEHIND ANDREA AND WRAPS THE RING ROPE AROUND ANDREA IN HER OWN VERSION OF MODIFIED STF!!! ANDREA TRYING TO BREAK FREE!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA GRABBING THE CHAIR THAT WAS IN THE RING FROM EARLIER!!! ANDREA GRABS THE CHAIR AND SWINGS IT BEHIND HER!! IT’S HITTING KATHERYN BUT IT’S NOT AFFECTING HER!! FIRST HIT!! SECOND HIT!!! THIRD! FOURTH!!! KATHERYN’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE STEEL CHAIR AND SHE’S STILL NOT LETTING GO!!
James Peters: Andrea has to tap! ANDREA HAS TO TAP DAMMIT SHE CAN DIE!! ANDREA RAISES HER HANDS…. SHE’S TAP…NO SHE JUST TWISTED HER HAND AND GOUGED AT KATHERYN’S EYES!! KATHERYN JUST HAD A THUMB SCOOP INSIDE HER EYE!! …..WAIT, KATHERYN IS BITING…WTF …SHE’S BITING ANDREA’S JUGULAR!! SHIT I SEE BLOOD! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH THESE TWO WOMEN ARE GOING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER!!! KATHERYN PROBABLY CAN’T EVEN SEE WHERE SHE’S BITING WITH THOSE JAGGED TEETH OF HER’S…SHE CAN KILL THE CHAMP!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA SLAMMING HER HEAD BACKWARDS TRYING TO HEADBUTT KATHERYN!! KATHERYN FINALLY LOOSENING HER GRIP AND SHE STOPPED BITING!! THE HEADBUTTS FROM ANDREA KEEP COMING!! KATHERYN’S FACE A BLOODY MUSH!! WAIT…ANDREA WRESTLING OUT OF THE HOLD AND POSITIONING ON TOP OF KATHERYN NOW, AND AGAIN, ANDREA IS APPLYING AN STF ON KATHERYN!!! KATHERYN TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, ANYTHING SHE CAN GET HER HANDS ON!! THE STF IS LOCKED IN!!
(Pet back to her feet, notices Katheryn in trouble and picks up the steel chair lying in the ring, she picks it up to attack Andrea from behind)
James Peters: HOLD UP, KATHERYN TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING OUT OF HER POCKETS….A…A POCKET KNIFE?!! ANDREA WATCH OUT!! KATHERYN IS SWINGING THE KNIFE WILDLY BEHIND HER TRYING TO HIT ANDREA, KATHERYN’s GOT ONE EYE WORKING SHE CAN’T AIM FOR SHIT!!….OH NO WATCH OUT!!!..NOOO!!! KATHERYN JUST STABBED HER!! SOMEONE JUST GOT STABBED ON BLOODSPORT WITH A POCKET-KNIFE!!! PET!!! PET JUST GOT STABBED IN THE STOMACH BY KATHERYN!!! SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea shocked, Andrea has let go of the STF and moves over to check on Pet! Dr. Melissa just got murdered live on FPV!!!!! WAIT, KATHERYN GETTING BACK UP ON HER FEET…HOW THE…?! ATOMIC BLONDE!!! ATOMIC BLONDE!!! STANDING REVERSE FRANKESTEINER ON KATHERYN BY THE CHAMP!! IT’S OVER….NO!! THE IMPACT CAUSES KATHERYN TO ROLL OFF THE SIDE OF THE RING, KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!
James Peters: Andrea is not focusing on winning it seems, because she’s at Pet’s side! Pet aka Dr. Melissa is clutching her knife wound, she’s bleeding from the mouth!! SOMEONE HELP HER!! Andrea picking up Pet back to her feet and wrapping an arm around her…WAIT…NOO!!!! PET JUST DUG THE KNIFE OUT OF HER OWN STOMACH!!! THE MAT IS WET WITH THE GUSHING OF BLOOD!!
Rich Russillo: NO WATCH OUT!! PET JUST STABBED ANDREA!!! PET, THAT UNTHANKFUL AND SUICIDAL WITCH JUST STABBED THE CHAMP!! ANDREA FALLS BACK ON THE MAT!!! A KNIFE IS STICKING OUT OF HER SHOULDER!!! PET COLLAPSES BESIDE HER, MORTALLY INJURED AS WELL! HOW IS ANY ONE OF THESE LADIES WALKING OUT OF THIS ONE?!!!
James Peters: Well, speak of the Devil, Katheryn is slowly making her way back into the ring! Her left eyes seems to be just a crumpled flesh of red, she can’t even see straight! WATCH OUT ANDREA!! KATHERYN WITH A KNEE RIGHT ON THE KNIFE THAT IS STUCK TO ANDREA’S SHOULDER!! ANDREA SCREAMING IN PAIN!! Katheryn unbuckling Andrea’s belt!! WHAT THE?! SHE PULLS OFF ANDREA’S LEATHER BELT AND IS WHIPPING THE BLOODIED CHAMPION!! KATHERYN IS MERCILESSLY WHIPPING ANDREA!! THE DEMON IS OUT IN FULL FORCE!!
(As the whipping continues, Pet slides off the ring, still clutching her stomach, but she makes her way to the timekeeper’s area and takes the Specialists Championship and begins to walk away with it)
Rich Russillo: Hey, what the?! Pet just took the championship! SOMEONE STOP PET! PET JUST STOLE THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE NOTICING PET WALKING AWAY!! ANDREA GRABS THE BELT AS KATHERYN IS ABOUT TO WHIP IT, WAIT, ANDREA WRAPS THE BELT IN THE OWN HANDS AND PULLS IN KATHERYN!! HEADBUTT!! A VICIOUS HEADBUTT TO KATHERINE FOLLOWED BY A SPINNING BACK FIST!!! I THINK I JUST SAW A TOOTH FLY OUT OF KATHERYN’S MOUTH!!…..BUT WAIT KATHERYN STILL STANDING!! …NO!! ANDREA WITH A QUICK DOUBLE-KNEE FACEBREAKER!!! KATHERYN’S DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA RUNNING OUT OF THE RING TO STOP PET!! ANDREA CATCHING UP!! ANDREA WITH A TACKLE TO PET!! PET DOWN!! ANDREA LOOKS PISSED!! ANDREA SHOWED COMPASSION TO THIS WOMAN ONLY TO BE STABBED HERSELF!! ANDREA DRAGGING PET BY THE HAIR TO THE STAGE!!! WHAT IN THE HELL?! ARE THOSE THE SAME CONTRAPTION THAT WAS USED TO CREATE…. THE FLAMES FOR ANDREA’S ENTRANCE?!!! YES! ANDREA IS DRAGGING PET BACK TO THE ENTRACE’S FLAME PYRO!!! PET IS VIOLENTLY RESISTING!!…..ANDREA PULLS THE KNIFE OUT OF HER OWN SHOULDERS AND SLASHES IT ACROSS PET’S FACE!! HOLY SHIT!! ANDREA JUST CUT UP PET’S FACE!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AT THE CHAMP!!!
James Peters: Pet collapses on the pyro setup and Andrea seems to be over at the Pyro control booth….She’s holding her finger over a button! Katheryn back on her feet in the ring as she wonders what the hell is going on!! Katheryn notices Pet in front of the stage and Andrea at the control booth!! Katheryn is screaming at the top of her lungs!!
Rich Russillo: LOOKS LIKE A SMIRK JUST CAME ACROSS THE CHAMP’S FACE!! ANDREA PRESSING THE PYRO BUTTON!!!
James Peters: A TOWER OF FLAME JUST ERUPTED FROM UNDER PET!!! PET IS DEAD!!! PET JUST DIED, HOLY HANDBASKETS!!!!! PET IS ON FIRE!!! PET IS ON FIRE….SHE’S RUNNING WILDLY ….WATCH OUT!! PET FALLS OFF THE STAGE ONTO A TABLE!!!! PET JUST FELL OFF THE STAGE ON FIRE, DOWN A 7 FT. FALL ONTO A TABLE!!! DR. MELISSA IS DEAD!!! KATHERYN’S PET IS GONE!!! ANDREA MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST KILLED KATHERYN’S PET!!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea running back into the ring with her Specialists Championship as a shocked Katheryn goes in for the offensive! KATHERYN DIGS HER HANDS INTO ANDREA’S SHOULDER WOUND!!! ANDREA MAKING INHUMAN SOUNDS OF PAIN AS SHE DROPS THE BELT IN THE RING!! ANDREA’S BLOOD IS SPILLING ALL OVER THE BELT AS SHE AS KATHERYN BURROWS HER FINGERS DEEPER INTO THE WOUND!!!
James Peters: ANDREA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS AN IDEA IN MIND AS SHE WRAPS THE BELT AROUND HER HANDS AND SLAMS THE TITLE INTO KATHERYN!!! THE BELT CONNECTS TO KATHERYN’S FACE!!! ANDREA WITH A SECOND STRIKE WITH THE BELT CAUSING KATHERYN TO DROP ONTO HER KNEE!! ANDREA WITH ONE MORE STRIKE WITH THE BELT, THIS TIME CAUSING KATHERYN TO DROP TO THE MAT AS ANDREA PUT ALL OF HER FORCE INTO THAT!!! ANDREA WITH A COVER!!
Rich Russillo: WHA—HOW!? KATHERYN WICKED…BARELY, JUST BARELY MANAGED TO GET HER SHOULDER OFF THE MAT – ANDREA WITH ANOTHER STIRKE!! AND ANOTHER STRIKE!! ANDREA IS BASHING THE EVER LIVING HELL OUT OF KATHERYN WITH THE BELT!! KATHERYN IS BARELY!! KATHERYN IS HURT AND ANDREA IS BACKING UP INTO THE CORNER!! KATHERYN JUST BARELY ABLE TO HER FEET, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER AS ANDREA CHARGES IN!! LOVE HAZE!! THE LOVE HAZE CONNECTS, AND THERE’S ANDREA WITH THE COVER, LETTING OUT A SCREAM OF RAGE AS SHE PINS KATHERYN FOR POSSIBLY THE FINAL TIME!! THIS IS IT, TO RETAIN THE SPECIALISTS TITLE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX plays as Andrea Valentine slowly gets to her feet, before putting the Specialists title on her shoulders. The crowd goes nuts for Andrea, giving her a standing ovation while Katheryn Wicked lies in a pool of blood with a creepy smile still on her face, a single tear rolling down her cheek fearing the worst for her Pet…)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….AND STILLLLLL THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONNNNNNN…… ANNNNNNDREEEAAAAA….VAAAAALENTINEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Wow, I’m at a loss for words here….both women went all out, and winning this match was no easy task for Andrea. Both women gave it everything they had, and to be honest Andrea is lucky to have come out in one piece against one of the most violent and dangerous women in the company. Andrea might have won, but at what cost? The woman is injured. She’s battered and bruised. Only time will tell, but there is no doubt that the champ lives to fight another day, hopefully.
James Peters: Absolutely man, I mean, seeing Katheryn still smiling in the ring just sends chills up my spine. We had blood spilled all over the ring, ring ropes cut off, stabbings, immolation by fire, no doubt one of the most stiffest and most brutal matches of the year! Careers were shortened….and maybe even lives taken….Dr. Melissa is being checked on by the local EMTs as we speak. And I must say, Katheryn Wicked has impressed me. How she managed to survive this match, I have no idea. She pushed the champ to her limits and gave Andrea a fight she’s not going to forget anytime soon! Somewhere in Kathryn’s mind, that itself must be a victory of sorts. And as for Andrea, you said it best Rich, she lives to fight another day as the champ!
Rich Russillo: Well, more is yet to come as Bloodsport rolls on! Stay tuned folks! The atmosphere here at TD Gardens, Boston is ELECTRIC tonight!
(Bloodsport mercifully fades to yet another break.)
(Commercial break for VH1’s newest special about how Big Mike manages to be a single dad in this day and age.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring surrounded by ladders laced with barbed wire and right above her are 2 briefcases next to each other)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is NOT scheduled for… :troll:
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is an ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi plays to cheers from the crowd as Dr. Bethany Blue comes out in all of her doctor gear which can all be used as a weapon in this match. She seems happy as she looks around the ringside area. She looks around while putting on rubber gloves perhaps preparing for the match)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Miami Florida, weighing in at 128 pounds…DOCTOR, BETHANY…BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
James Peters: Please, stop not today out of all days. It seems to be redemption day for the Doctor. Not only is this a big opportunity for her but she finally gets revenge on Jalyn Garcia after what happened last week. I’m pretty sure she wants nothing more than to beat up him and be one of the TWO winners leaving with the briefcase tonight.
(Dr. Bethany Blue before entering the ring carefully examines the ladder feeling it around with the glove on her hand. She then enters the ring and goes to the top rope before hopping off and going to her corner. She then takes out a syringe as half the crowd faints.)
Rich Russillo: AH-
James Peters: Frankly I wouldn’t ask anymore.
(“What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There” by Attack, Attack! plays to loud cheers as Jalyn Garcia comes out to the stage, he looks dead center to the ring with confidence as he gives a nice smile and makes his way down to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And her opponents first, from Sacramento California, weighing in at 150 pounds…WILDHEART, JALYN…GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jalyn is coming in hot tonight as he got a win over the Doctor last week, but can he keep it up?
James Peters: I would say that match was a handicap but a win is a win, it would be interesting to see Garcia’s mindset in this match.
(Jalyn Garcia hops into the ring and immediately starts arguing with Dr. Bethany Blue to the cheers of many of the crowd. The Ref calms them both down as “What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When I Get There” fades out. “Devil Trigger” by Casey Edwards plays to even more cheers as Kai Zolomon enters to the stage. He then brings out a weapon from his waist and waves it around as the crowd cheers even more)
Rich Russillo: Is that an electric staff?!?!?!?!
James Peters: Sure call it that whatever.
Bella Braxton: Next, from Melbourne Australia, weighing in at 218 pounds…THE KILLSWITCH, KAI…ZOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well no different to most of the people in this match Kai Zolomon is coming in with a lot of momentum in this match.
James Peters: For sure Kai is on the top list for one of the two competitors that are walking out with a briefcase tonight. He’s certainly come in with a lot of motivation and is nothing new to the conditions into this match, even coming out with his staff with electric diodes called “Kara Danvers” yikes.
(Kai Zolomon enters the ring and holds “Kara Danver” out pointing it to the two people in the ring before going to the top rope and raising it in the air to the cheers from the crowd as “Devil Trigger” fades out and he hops off the top rope. “Headache” by Dark Lotus then plays to loud boos as Paul Joshua comes out with an angry face, he ignores the crowd and makes a straight walk to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next, from Columbus Ohio, weighing in at 247 pounds…PAUL…JOSHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Paul Joshua is not a happy person coming into this match. When this match was announced and he was in it he was relentless in his journey to get here.
James Peters: Indeed but now it seems like he slowed down a bit. But if I know I don’t think that’s stopping that carnage that will ensue because of him! Interesting to see what happens.
(Paul Joshua enters the ring as the other competitors on the outside are ready for anything that happens involving him before the match begins. He raises one hand in the air as he scouts who’s in this match with a cold stare on his face as “Headache” fades away. “We Own The Night” by Hollywood Undead plays to boos as she comes out with a barbed wire table stabbing her as she walks to the ring slowly with a look of insanity)
Bella Braxton: Next, from Cleveland Ohio, weighing in at 150 pounds… THE FALLEN PROPHET, SERENA…RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AH, IT’S A-
James Peters: Look around ringside Rich it is nothing new to what’s there already. But it seems Serena Riot come prepared, she knows she isn’t the favorite after trying to attack 2 of the people in this match but it seems she’s ready to fend off the masses with that barbed wire table that anyone can go through in this match.
(Serena Riot circles the ring before putting the barbed wire table at ringside and enters the ring. She crawls to a corner as “We Own The Night” fades out. “Breakin’ Outta Hell” by Airbourne plays to cheers as PAKA comes out to the stage he looks a bit hurt but determined as he walks to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next, from Mie Province France, weighing in at 225 pounds… SHORTFUSE, PAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: PAKA has been given new found motivation over the past week, after beating Woogieman or perhaps nearly killing him.
James Peters: But PAKA isn’t done, he apparently said he’s gonna crush every person in this match and kill them. :ohlawd:
(PAKA enters the ring and immediately scans the ringside area for any weapons as he also moves to a corner as “Breakin’ Outta Hell” fades out. “If Ya Smell” by Adam Massacre then plays to booming cheers breaking the sound barrier as The Woogieman comes out to the stage holding his Big Boogie Bhampionship. He looks injured but he looks serious as he walks to the ring mainly focusing his attention on PAKA)
Bella Braxton: And lastly, from Jacksonville Florida, weighing in at 260 pounds…THE, WOOGIEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: :blessed:
James Peters: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: How great is this Woogieman coming out after being severely injured and managed to overcome it to fight tonight, what a true warrior in the ring.
James Peters: That also beckons a lot of questions will the Woogieman give his 100%?
Rich Russillo: Even if, :blessed:
James Peters: :blessed:
(Woogieman enters the ring as Bella Braxton fumbles out of it distracted by the Woogieman and his handsome looks. He goes onto the top rope and raises his Bhampionship up in the air as the crowd cheers even more and “If Ya Smell” fades out. Each competitor gets in the ring ready for anything at this point as the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this match is underway, AND ALL CHAOS BREAKS LOOSE! EVERYONE HAS WENT INTO THE CENTER AND ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER! NONE OF THEM ARE TAKING ANY CHANCES IN THIS MATCH! Wait, NO PAKA HE HAS A BARBED WIRE LADDER ALREADY, WHAT IS HE DOING?!? HE RUNS INTO EVERYONE WITH THE LADDER! EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING FUMBLES DOWN!
James Peters: WAIT WAIT ONE PERSON IS STILL UP! ITS WOOGIEMAN! WOOGIE GETTING INTO THE RING AND TAKING THE LADDER! HE LOOKS TO GET OUT OF THE MATCH QUICKLY! EVERYONE IS STILL DOWN AS WOOGIEMAN IS ABOUT TO START CLIMBING- PAKA LAUNCHING WOOGIE ACROSS THE RING AS HE BARGES AGAINST HIM! NOW PAKA IS TRYING TO CLIMB-
Rich Russillo: KAI! KAI ZOLOMON CRACKING THAT STAFF ONTO THE BACK OF PAKA BRINGING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! WAIT WAIT, KAI SLAMMING THE STAFF DOWN AS PAKA IS BEING SHOCKED ON IMPACT! KAI IS TWISTING THE STAFF RELENTLESSLY- SERENA RIOT AND JALYN GARCIA KNOCKING DOWN KAI! WAIT SERENA TACKLING JALYN AND LANDING FURIOUS PUNCHES DOWN ON HIM- PAUL! PAUL JOSHUA SLAMMING THE BARBED WIRE LADDER DOWN ON SERENA RIOT! Paul laughing maniacally as he’s rolling out of the ring and what is he thinking of here. WAIT! ITS DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): Ohhhhh…. Injured? No problem!
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE GOING RIGHT FOR PAUL WHAT IS SHE THINKING OF DOING?!??!? SHE’S GOT THAT SYRINGE OUT NO! HES THIS CLOSE TO STABBING PAUL! PAUL TRYING TO MOVE AWAY WITH FEAR BUT THE DOCTOR’S GRIP IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
Rich Russillo: Really? That dudes like 2x the size she is.
James Peters: I don’t know myself- JALYN GARCIA! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF THE APRON KNOCKING HER DOWN! It looks like Paul Joshua got the worst of that as that needle is deep into his chest now! What is Jalyn doing, HE THROWS PAUL OVER THE BARRICADE! Jalyn going back down to Dr. Bethany Blue as the rest of the competitors in this match are scattered everywhere!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman is finally fighting off PAKA in the ring as both as Kai is trying to find anything and everything possible to throw at Serena Riot at the Barricade! OH! WOOGIEMAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING HIM AND PAKA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT TO RINGSIDE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AS SERENA IS KNOCKING DOWN KAI WITH FIST, WAIT! KAI SLAMMING SERENA DOWN ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE’S DISASSEMBLING IT!
James Peters: I think Kai is looking to put Serena through the table as he throws Serena right onto the table. Kai going to the top rope- JALYN! JALYN GARCIA PUSHING KAI OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE! JALYN STOPPING AT NOTHING AS HE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WAITING I THINK AIMING FOR SERENA! MOONSAULT ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE- SERENA ROLLING OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! JALYN IS KNOCKED OUT AS SERENA IS QUICKLY MOVING!
Rich Russillo: Serena, SHE’S GETTING THE BARBED WIRE TABLE- KAI! KAI ZOLOMON DROPKICKING SERENA RIOT PUSHING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST SERENA BRINGING HER DOWN! Kai quickly going under the ring right now, what will he find?!?!?!
Kai Zolomon (Off-Mic): What the…
James Peters: :neutral_face:
Rich Russillo: :neutral_face:
James Peters: It’s that goddamn Piranha Tank!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT! KAI WITH NO REMORSE DRAGGING IT OUT OF THE RING! THE CROWD WITH A MIX OF CHEERS AND CRYING FROM THE CROWD! HE’S LOOKING AROUND FOR ANYONE TO DO IT ON! WAIT! IT’S PAKA! PAKA GRABBING KAI, HE SLAMS HIM ON THE BARRICADE- DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE DOCTOR IS BACK IN THIS MATCH GRABBING KAI, SHE THROWS HIM RIGHT OVER THE BARRICADE! She’s on the apron- JALYN! JALYN GARCIA GRABBING DR. BETHANY BLUE, JALYN QUICKLY HOPPING ONTO THE APRON WITH HER! STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN! BOTH COMPETITORS FEELING IT AS THEY FALL BACK DOWN OFF THE APRON!
James Peters: WAIT WAIT! PAKA IS BACK! HE’S GRABBED WOOGIEMAN, WHAT IS HE THINKING OF! NO! NO! PAKA SHOVES WOOGIEMAN’S FACE INTO THE PIRANHA TANK, :kellycry:
Rich Russillo: :kellycry:
James Peters: WOOGIE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING EVERYWHERE BUT PAKA IS REMORSELESS ON HIS ATTACK! WAIT! WAIT! IT’S PAUL JOSHUA! HE’S COME BACK INTO THIS MATCH! HE’S GRABBING PAKA, HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! PAKA NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH SEEING BLOOD POURING DOWN HIS FACE! Paul looking to finish Woogieman off- IT’S JALYN GARCIA! WHAT IS HE THINKING! CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE SENDING PAUL DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jalyn looking- DR. BETHANY BLUE ATTACKING JALYN! “TJD!” SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF GARCIA STUNNING HIM! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CARNAGE AS KAI ZOLOMON AND SERENA RIOT ARE BATTLING WITH STEEL CHAIRS AT THE MOMENT! Wait what is Dr. Bethany Blue doing?
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): Looks like signs of edwardsiella tarda… no worries we can fix that up!
Rich Russillo: Wait what, DR. BETHANY BLUE STABBING THAT SYRINGE RIGHT ONTO THE FACE OF WOOGIEMAN! OW OW- PAKA COMING IN, PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! WHAT IS PAKA THINKING OF…NO HE’S LIFTING HIM UP DON’T DO THIS! COMPACT DRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE PIRANHA TANK! GLASS SHATTERING EVERYWHERE! OH MY GOD THE PIRANHAS ARE NOW CLAWING AT BOTH WOOGIEMAN AND PAKA AS THIS WAS CLEARLY A BAD IDEA!
James Peters: LOOK! KAI HE’S SCALING THE LADDER! KAI TAKING OPPORTUNITY ABOUT NOBODY REALIZING THE OBJECTIVE IN THIS MATCH AND HE LOOKS TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A BRIEFCASE! PEOPLE ARE ALREADY ROLLING INTO THE RING- SERENA RIOT LANDING A BARBED WIRE CHAIR RIGHT ON THE BACK OF KAI! THAT MUST HURT AS HE FALLS RIGHT FLAT TO THE GROUND! SERENA PUSHING KAI AWAY AS SHE’S GOING UP- PAUL! PAUL JOSHUA PUSHING THE LADDER DOWN SENDING SERENA RIOT FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paul looking around at the carnage- WAIT IT’S JALYN AGAIN, HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, CROSSBODY- NO WAIT PAUL GRABS HIM! OH MY GOD HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER!
Rich Russillo: I think Paul is looking to climb, HE PUTS THE LADDER UP, HE’S STARTING TO CLIMB! BUT WAIT! JALYN GARCIA IS STILL ALIVE! BLOODIED AND BRUTALIZED HE’S CLIMBING UP THE OPPOSITE END! BOTH MEN ARE ON AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH AS BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! BUT WAIT, DR. BETHANY BLUE IS ROLLING INTO THE RING! She’s walking towards the ladder- BUT WAIT SERENA RIOT! SHE KNEES THE DOCTOR IN THE GUT SERENA- WAIT DR. BETHANY BLUE, SHE IRISH WHIPS SERENA INTO THE LADDER FORCING JALYN AND PAUL TO STUMBLE ON TOP OF IT! EITHER MAN CAN FALL OFF OF IT NOW!
James Peters: JALYN SLAMMING PAUL’S HEAD DOWN ON THE LADDER! HE’S BRINGING HIM IN, NO! CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE LADDER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
(an instant replay shot shows Jalyn and Paul flying through the air landing near the ropes as both men are instantly knocked out)
Rich Russillo: EACH PERSON IN THIS MATCH ARE PUTTING THEIR BODIES ON THE LINE! WAIT DR. BETHANY BLUE IS PROPPING THE LADDER BACK UP, SHE’S CLIMBING! WAIT WAIT! ITS PAKA! PAKA IS CLIMBING UP AS WELL! THE BLOOD GLEAMING OFF EACH OF THEIR HANDS IS SICKENING! PAKA IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GETS THE BRIEFCASE HIMSELF AS HE’S PUNCHING AWAY AT THE DOCTOR! WAIT SHE’S FIRING BACK ALSO! SHE SLAMS PAKA’S HEAD DOWN ON THE LADDER! HE’S STUNNED! DR. BETHANY BLUE WASTING NO TIME, HE PUSHES PAKA OFF THE LADDER! SHE’S TAKEN A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE, SHE UNHOOKS IT!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE FIRST BRIEFCASE, DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT A MATCH SO FAR AS THE DOCTOR IS THE FIRST PERSON TO GRAB A BRIEFCASE TONIGHT! She took it slow the whole way through but made herself known at the end when she swooped in to get that briefcase!
Rich Russillo: I think the others see what’s at stake here as their each scrambling to get up to their feet!
(The final shot of the briefcase is Dr. Bethany Blue rolling out of the ring bloodied and raising the briefcase up in the air as she stumbles to the backstage area)
James Peters: NOBODY IS WAITING IN THIS MATCH AS MULTIPLE PEOPLE ENTER THE RING! SERENA RIOT THE FIRST ONE TO REACH THE LADDER AS SHE’S STARTING TO CLIMB IT- KAI ZOLOMON SLAMMING THAT STAFF RIGHT IN HER BACK BUT SERENA IS STILL UP! BOTH OF THEM ARE SWINGING AT EACH OTHER AS OTHERS CLIMB THE LADDER-
Rich Russillo: :blessed: LOOK JAMES LOOK IT’S THE WOOGIEMAN!!!!!!
James Peters: Indeed Woogie taking advantage of the situation quickly climbing up the ladder, HE’S GRABBING THE BRIEFCASE WILL HE GET IT- ITS PAUL, PAUL JOSHUA CLIMBING UP MEETING WOOGIE AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! BOTH OF THEM ARE FIGHTING LIKE THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON IT, WAIT WOOGIE IS QUICKLY GRABBING PAUL!
The Woogieman (Off-Mic): GET SOME SHIT DOWN THERE CMON!
Rich Russillo: What is he saying? WAIT JALYN HE’S DRAGGING A BARBED WIRE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE, WHAT IS WOOGIE THINKING! OH, MY, GOD! WOOGIEMAN HITS PAUL WITH THE BOTTOM OFF THE LADDER AND INTO THE TABLE ON RINGSIDE! BOTH MEN SHOULD’VE DIED- JALYN! JALYN GARCIA TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AS HE THROWS WOOGIEMAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS HE HOPS ONTO THE APRON! I THINK HE’S HOPPING OFF THE ROPES AND ONTO THE BRIEFCASE! JALYN HOPPING- KAI SLAMMING THE ELECTRIC STAFF RIGHT ONTO THE GUT OF JALYN GARCIA! Kai clutching Kara Danvers tight as Jalyn certainly felt that shock from the staff!
James Peters: OW! SERENA RIOT SLAMMING A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR ON THE BACK OF KAI AS HE FALLS TO A KNEE! WAIT PAKA, COMING IN WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO KAI TAKING HIM DOWN! PAKA and Serena Riot staring a hole in each other right now. PAKA QUICKLY GOING IN WITH A GUT KICK, HE’S GRABBING THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! HE SLAMS IT- WAIT SERENA GRABS IT JUST IN TIME, SHE PUSHES IT INTO THE FACE OF PAKA! PAKA’S SKIN PEELING AWAY AS SERENA SHOVES IT DEEPER!
Rich Russillo: Jalyn Garcia rolling into the ring, HE STOMPS ON THE HEAD OF SERENA RIOT FORCING IT DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! JALYN QUICKLY CENTERING THE LADDER, COULD WE SEE THE SECOND WINNER ALREADY?!?! WAIT KAI IS TRYING TO PUSH THE LADDER DOWN BY HIMSELF! THE LADDER IS SHAKING AS JALYN FUMBLES TO GET THE BRIEFCASE- HE’S STANDING ON TOP OF THE LADDER NOW WHAT IS HE THINKING, MOONSAULT ONTO KAI ZOLOMON! BOTH OF THEM FALL OVER RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE IN SEVERE PAIN
James Peters: Everyone is down on the ground as a select few are getting up to their feet. Both Serena and PAKA are stirring up to their feet- SERENA CLOTHESLINING PAKA OVER THE TOP ROPE! PAKA ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING PUT SERENA HAS HIM, WICKED WAYS! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS ON PAKA AS SHE’S SLOWLY SETTING UP A LADDER NOW! Serena about to climb up-
Rich Russillo: YES! WOOGIEMAN ATTACKING SERENA, HE IRISH WHIPS SERENA INTO THE CORNER WHAT IS HE THINKING OF DOING! WOOGIE IS PUTTING THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CORNER, SERENA IS ALREADY TAKING A RUN AT WOOGIEMAN- WOOGIE THROWING SERENA INTO THE CORNER HER HEAD IMPALES INTO THE CORNER!!!! WAIT WOOGIE BEHIND YOU!
James Peters: He can’t hear you- KAI BEHIND HIM WHAT IS HE HOLDING IN HIS HAND, IT’S A LIGHTBULB! WOOGIE TURNING AROUND, KAI SLAMS THE LIGHTBULB RIGHT INTO WOOGIE’S ALREADY MUTILATED FACE! JALYN GARCIA IS SLIDING INTO THE RING THO- KAI STABS JALYN WITH A SHARD OF GLASS! I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT WENT BUT IT MUST HURT! KAI IS THE ONLY ONE UP AS HE’S TRYING TO FIND THE LADDER- SERENA IS UP! SHE STABS THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF KAI!
Rich Russillo: I don’t even think Serena is planning to climb the ladder as she’s propping the ladder in the corner what is she thinking. She’s bringing Kai up, SHE THROWS KAI INTO THE LADDER! KAI SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SERENA ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME COMING TO HIM- KAI LIFTS SERENA OVER HIS HEAD!!! THE LADDER SNAPS IN HALF AS SERENA GOES RIGHT THROUGH IT! BOTH OF THEM ARE SCREAMING IN PAIN ON THE GROUND AS I DON’T THINK ANY OF THEM ARE GETTING UP ANYTIME SOON!
James Peters: Wait PAKA is on the outside what more could possibly bring out from under the ring- is that gasoline? What could he possibly do with that?!?! HE’S SPILLING IT ACROSS THE RING, I think he’s pouring it on the other competitors too? Imagine the amount of damage that could do in this match, HE’S ABOUT TO LIGHT IT- WOOGIEMAN! HE TACKLES PAKA!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman saving the others in this match as he’s landing punch after punch down on PAKA before he can do anything!
James Peters: I’m surprised he’s even still standing!
Rich Russillo: Wait where’s the match to light the fire go?
(The camera cuts to Paul Joshua burning to a crisp as Referees quickly come out and extinguish him before dragging him backstage)
James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: That excludes one person from this match. PAKA IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AS WOOGIEMAN IS BOMBARDING HIM IN THE CORNER! WOOGIE GRABBING PAKA AND LIFTING HIM UP WHAT STRENGTH, SPINEBUSTER! Woogieman taking off an elbow pad now I think he’s looking for the People’s Elbow! HE’S RUNNING TO THE ROPES-
James Peters: KAI ZOLOMON BACK UP AS HE DECAPITATES WOOGIEMAN WITH THAT STAFF OF HIS! KAI WASTING NO TIME FOCUSING HIS ATTENTION ON PAKA ATTACKING HIM WITH HIS KARA DANVERS STAFF QUICKLY SHOCKING HIM WITH EACH HIT! KAI FIGHTING EVERYONE OFF THAT COMES IN HIS WAY! HERE COMES JALYN GARCIA BEHIND HIM, ROLLING CUTTER TO KAI ZOLOMON! JALYN CONNECTS WITH SHOCK ‘N AWE AS HE WASTES NO TIME ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND GRABBING ANOTHER LADDER-
Rich Russillo: SERENA BACK IN! SHE PUSHES JALYN RIGHT INTO A LADDER FORCING A SCREAM OF PAIN OUT ON HIM AS HE STICKS TO IT! SERENA SLAMMING THE LADDER DOWN ON HIM AS SHE GRABS ANOTHER LADDER! Serena rolling into the ring looking around as nobody is there, SHE’S CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, THE PAIN ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL AS SHE CLIMBS THE BARBED WIRE LADDER! THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY SHE’S BEEN WAITING FOR!
James Peters: WAIT WAIT! KAI ZOLOMON HOW HAS HE MANAGED TO GET UP! KAI HAS GRABBED THE STAFF AGAIN, HE’S CLIMBING THE LADDER WITH IT! HE’S SWINGING AT SERENA- SERENA DUCKS UNDER, BUT KAI STABS SERENA RIGHT ON HER CHEST! SERENA IS BARELY HOLDING ON BY A LIMB AS KAI IS SWINGING AWAY AT SERENA!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile it looks like everyone has managed to stumble into the ring. WAIT KAI! KAI HAS GRABBED A HOLD OF SERENA! KAI PUSHES SERENA OFF THE LADDER! SERENA LANDING ON EVERYONE ELSE AS THEIR HELPLESS! KAI HAS THE BRIEFCASE, HE UNHOOKS IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Devil Trigger” plays as Kai Zolomon holds the briefcase he grabbed tight to him before raising it up in the air to the crowd’s many cheers.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen your second briefcase winner…KAI ZOLOMON!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: What a well needed victory for both winners here tonight. All of them put their bodies on the line but it looks like it’s survival of the fittest in this match.
Rich Russillo: That leaves the question what opportunity that both Dr. Bethany Blue and Kai Zolomon have. Bloodsport has been on a roll so far tonight, and it’s just getting started!
(Kai smirks, patting his briefcase as Bloodsport fades to another incredible commercial.)
(Charlie Marr’s new TexMex steakhouse, “Marrinated Steaks”. A huge statue of Veena Adams bussing it open sits out front. Kids eat free and blacks pay double.)
(The crowd is on their feet as Bloodsport once again returns and cuts back to the ring. Bella steps forward as a match graphic flashes on screen.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a 30-minute hardcore rules iron man match! The Elitist who picks up the most pinfalls in the aforementioned time will be declared the winner!
James Peters: This one isn’t going to be for the faint of heart folks.
Rich Russillo: You could say that for this whole damn FPV.
“The heart wants what the heart wants…
When I’m standing on the edge, it’s time to make a choice.
The most repulsive one of all is if I fall, it’s all my fault
The heart wants what the heart wants,
I know it isn’t you.”
(“The Joker” by New Years Day brings the crowd to their feet in anticipation for Ms. Extreme who emerges from the back donned in a leather jacket and black ripped jeans. Red war paint encompasses her eyes as she rests a shattered glass baseball bat carefully on her shoulder. She confidently struts forward and immediately starts rummaging under the ring for more weapons and heaving them into the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, hailing from Calabasas, California weighing in at 135 pounds she is… THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDDDDDDDD QUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! MS. EXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: She’s already tossing weapons into the ring.
Rich Russillo: You say that like it’s a bad thing.
James Peters: That’s because it is!
Rich Russillo: Wimp.
(“Alive” by P.O.D blasts over the speakers as the fans greet Rex with a thunderous ovation. The crowd forms a makeshift choir as they belt out the chorus.)
“I, I feel so alive!
For the very first time!
And I can’t deny you!
I feel so alive!
And I, I feel so alive (so alive)
For the very first time!
And I think I can flyyyyy!”
(Rex walks out from the back with a purposeful expression etched on his face. He soaks in the atmosphere but remains focused on the task at hand. He walks forcefully towards the ring with balled fists and white taped knuckles. He slides in under the ropes, stepping over the various weaponry at his disposal and eyes Ms. Extreme who kneels in the corner, taking practice swings with her bat.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent, from Sea Isle, New Jersey weighing in at 238 pounds… he is RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX MCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
James Peters: This type of match isn’t exactly Rex’s first choice I’d imagine, but you’d be a fool to underestimate his hardcore abilities. He has such a destructive side of him that when unleashed, knows no bounds.
Rich Russillo: Yeah but Ms. Extreme isn’t just any Elitist, she thrives on this kind of atmosphere. I’d even go as far as to say that she has the advantage!
James Peters: I wouldn’t go THAT far, I’d say this is a pretty even tilt.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT MS. EXTREME! SHE STORMS OUT OF THE GATE WIELDING THE SHATTERED BASEBALL BAT LIKE LIZZY BORDEN WITH HER AXE, BUT REX QUICKLY DUCKS THE DECAPITATION ATTEMPT! SWING AND A MISS, STRIKE ONE! HE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS HER WITH A BACK ELBOW AS THE BAT FLIES OUT OF HER GRASP AND TO THE MAT BELOW! REX QUICKLY BOLTS OFF THE ROPES AND DRIVES A BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE MAW OF MS. EXTREME!
James Peters: HE PULLS MS EXTREME’S JACKET OVER HER HEAD, BLINDING HER FOR A FEW MOMENTS! SHE’S IN A TANGLED LEATHER WEB! HE DRIVES THE POINT OF HIS ELBOW INTO THE SMALL OF HER BACK! SHE’S STILL HANDCUFFED BY HER LEATHER JACKET! WHAT’S THIS?! REX HAS JUST PICKED UP THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! HE STUDIES IT CURIOUSLY BEFOR—
Rich Russillo: HEADSHOT! MS. EXTREME JUST BENT STEEL OVER SKULL WITH A BONE RATTLING CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! SHE MANAGED TO REMOVE HER LEATHER JACKET WHILE REX WAS MESMERIZED AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE WEAPONS SHE TOSSED INTO THE RING, WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A CHAIR! REX MIGHT BE OUT COLD HERE! SHE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
James Peters: KICKOUT BY THE REX MASTER!
Rich Russillo: THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO A NEARFALL RIGHT OFF THE BAT! MS. EXTREME TUGS REX UP BY HIS HAIR AND DRIVES A COUPLE OF STIFF FOREARMS INTO HIS FACE! YOU CAN TELL HE’S DEFINITELY WOOZY FROM THAT DEVASTATING CHAIR SHOT! She backs Rex against the ropes and cracks him across the chest with a knife-edged chop! She then yanks Rex’s arm and whips him into the opposite ropes, back comes Rex with a flying lariat attempt!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER AND HOOKS HIS NECK! SHE THEN DROPS HIM HEAD FIRST ON THE MANGLED STEEL CHAIR THAT SHE USED TO CAVE HIS HEAD IN EARLIER! REX ROLLS AROUND THE RING, HOLDING HIS NECK!! MS. EXTREME REACHES INTO A TRASH CAN THAT SHE PULLED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING DURING HER ENTRANCE AND WHAT DOES SHE HAVE HERE?! A HOCKEY STICK!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT OVER REX’S SPINE! SHE JUST SPLIT THAT THING IN TWO! NOW SHE’S BATTERING REX OVER THE HEAD WITH HALF A HOCKEY STICK! HE TRIES TO WARD HER OFF BUT TO NO AVAIL! SHE HEAVES HALF OF THE HOCKEY STICK INTO THE CROWD AS THEY CHEER AWAY! SHE’S RELISHING THE MOMENT!
James Peters: BUT HERE COMES REX BATTLING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS LEFT EAR, SOME OF THAT CHIPPED WOOD MUST HAVE CAUGHT HIM RIGHT ON THE LOBE! HE PLANTS A KICK INTO THE MIDSECTION OF MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: NO! SHE CATCHES HIS FOOT!
James Peters: NOT FOR LONG! REX SNAPS OFF AN ENZIGURI AGAINST THE BACK OF HER HEAD! MS. EXTREME DROPS TO THE MAT IN A HEAP! REX QUICKLY RUMMAGES THROUGH THE TRASH CAN AND LOOKS OVER AT MS. EXTREME WITH A SLY SMILE! HE’S GETTING INTO THIS! OH MY GOD! HE JUST PULLED OUT AN ADJUSTABLE WRENCH! WHAT IS THIS? HOME IMPROVEMENT?! HE SPOTS MS. EXTREME COMING TO AND ZOOMS TOWARDS THE RED QUEEN! DROP TOE HOLD! REX FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: REX SCRAMBLES FOR THE WRENCH JUST INCHES AWAY BUT MS. EXTREME STOMPS HER BOOT DOWN ON THE WRENCH, THEY BOTH LOCK EYES FOR A BRIEF SECOND AND SHE SMILES DEVILISHLY BEFORE SLINGING THE WRENCH OUT OF THE RING WITH HER FOOT! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! REX JUST DRILLED MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN THE ORBITAL BONE WITH A SCREWDRIVER! HE HAD IT IN HIS LEFT HAND ALL ALONG UNBEKNOWNST TO MS. EXTREME AND TO US! HE MUST HAVE PULLED IT OUT OF THAT TRASH CAN A MOMENT AGO WHEN HE GOT THAT WRENCH! SHE YELPS IN PAIN AND DROPS TO HER KNEES!
James Peters: LOOK OUT! DISCUS SCREWDRIVER SHOT PUNCTURES MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN HER NOSTRIL!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S NOW JAMMING THE SCREWDRIVER UP HER NOSE!!!!!! HE’S TWISTING AND TURNING INTO HER FLESH LIKE SOME KIND OF DERANGED SURGEON! HER EYES ARE TEARING UP! MY GOD! THIS IS BRUTAL!!!!! HE SUDDENLY YANKS THE SCREWDRIVER OUT AND PULLS HER IN! OVER THE HEAD BELLY TO BELLY ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS HARD TO WATCH, JAMES! SHE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY OUT OF HER NOSE!!! IT’S FLOWING LIKE A BROOK DOWN HER CHIN AND ONTO HER NECK! Rex quickly races towards the scene of the crime and pins her, hooking her legs!
James Peters: WHOA!!! SHE KICKED OUT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN MESS OVER HERE! REX CAN’T BELIEVE IT! NEITHER CAN I, NEITHER CAN BOSTON! YOU GOTTA GIVE HER CREDIT THOUGH, THIS ISN’T HER FIRST RODEO IN THESE TYPES OF MATCHES! SHE KNOWS THE INS AND OUTS OF THE HARDCORE STYLE LIKE THE BACK OF HER HAND!
Crowd: FUCK HER UP REX, FUCK HER UP! FUCK HER UP REX, FUCK HER UP!
Rich Russillo: Rex pays no mind to the rambunctious crowd as he yanks Ms. Extreme off of the rubble. It almost looks like a bit of concern has washed over the face of Rex but he knows Ms. Extreme doesn’t want or need any pity whatsoever! He scoops her on his shoulders but she kicks her legs violently, sliding off and behind Rex! SHE SUDDENLY DROPS REX WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX THAT PROPELS HIM THROUGH THE BOTTOM AND MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE! SHE WIPES THE BLOOD FROM HER NOSE AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE ROPES! BACK SHE COMES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: COMPLETELY MISSES THE MARK! SHE GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! REX GETS HIS WITS ABOUT HIM AND WASTES LITTLE TIME. HE PICKS UP THE TOP HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS AND BARRELS TOWARDS MS. EXTREME! LOOK OUT! DROPKICK BY MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX STUMBLES BACK AND FALLS DOWN! THE STEEL STEPS SUBSEQUENTLY LAND RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS WINDPIPE!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!! MS. EXTREME ABRUPTLY REACHES UNDER THE RING! WHAT IS SHE LOOKING FO– OHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: LOOK AT THAT MIGHTY SLEDGEHAMMER IN ALL ITS GLORY! SHE EYES HER PRIZE AND WALKS OVER TOWARDS REX WHOSE HEAD IS STILL UNDER THE STEEL STEPS! SHE RAISES THE SLEDGEHAMMER HIGH IN THE AIR! DON’T DO IT! DON’T DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE JUST SMASHED THE STEEL STEPS AND WITH IT, REX’S BRAINS IN! STOP IT! OH FUCK! NOT AGAIN! ANOTHER! A FOURTH, A FIFTH TIME!!!!!!! SHE THROWS THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE GROUND! THE REF IS PLEADING WITH HER TO STOP BUT SHE JUST FLIPS HIM OFF! MS. EXTREME PULLS THE STEPS OFF OF REX AND UNVEILS A GRUESOME SCENE! HIS WHOLE ENTIRE HEAD IS A BATTERED AND BLOODY WRECK!!!! IT ALL LOOKS LIKE A CAR CRASH ON INTERSTATE 93!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT HIS NOSE JAMES! IT’S CROOKED AND BENT TO THE SIDE! THERE ARE LITERAL IMPRINTS FROM THE STEPS ALONG HIS CHEEK AND HIS LIPS! HIS FACE IS SWELLING UP FAST!!!!!! RAVEN’S GONNA HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AFTER THIS ONE! MS. EXTREME PICKS REX UP AND ROLLS THE DEADWEIGHT INTO THE RING! SHE SLIDES IN AFTER AND HOOKS HIS LEG!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WITH 21 MINUTES TO GO SHE’S PICKED UP THE FIRST FALL!
Rich Russillo: NO SHE HASN’T! KICKOUT AT THE LAST SECOND! REX IS A FREAKING MANIAC!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!?!?!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME SPITS THE BLOOD FROM HER LIPS AND PICKS REX UP WHO IS WOBBLY! LOOK! REX HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HAND!!!!!! A POCKET KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!! REX SWINGS VIOLENTLY TOWARDS HER WITH THE KNIFE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S GONNA CUT A BITCH!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME DUCKS DOWN AND ROLLS FORWARD! REX STABS THE TURNBUCKLE AND RIPS THE STUFFING OUT! MS. EXTREME SUDDENLY PICKS UP HER SHATTERED GLASS BAT! REX TURNS AROUND!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! DROP TOE HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MS. EXTREME LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE POINTED EDGES OF THE SHATTERED GLASS BAT!!!!!!!!! SHE LAYS IN A LIFELESS HEAP ON TOP OF IT! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO STAIN THE GLASS GIVING OFF A MOSAIC EFFECT! WE MAY HAVE TO STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!! REX YANKS MS. EXTREME UP WHO IS SPORTING A FULL CRIMSON MASK!!!!!!!! HE HOLDS HER BY HER RED LOCKS AND LOOKS AT HER BRIEFLY BEFORE PICKING HER UP AND.…… DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE BLOOD-DRENCHED GLASS BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MS. EXTREME’S SPINE ARCHES UPWARD AS REX DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!! MS. EXTREME JUST DROVE A SPARE GLASS SHARD INTO REX’S EYE AS HER OWN FORM OF KICKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DESPERATION MANEUVER!!!! REX RECOILS AND HOLDS HIS EYELID IN PURE AGONY!!!!!!!! HE’S IN SHOCK! LOOK! THE SHARD IS STUCK IN HIS EYE! HE CAN BARELY BLINK!!!!! MS. EXTREME RISES TO HER FEET WITH BLOOD GUSHING FROM HER FACE!!!!! REX ATTEMPTS A QUICK CLOTHESLINE BUT I THINK MS. EXTREME IS GAINING A SECOND WIND HERE! SHE CATCHES HIM! EXPLODER SUPLEX ONTO THE GLASS BAT!!!!!! THAT BAT IS TAKING AS MUCH OF A BEATING AS IT’S DISHING OUT!!!!! REX’S BACK IS PAINTED WITH FRESH PUNCTURES AND SCRAPES!!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme drops down and rolls out of the ring! She lifts the apron and pulls out just about the biggest ladder I have ever seen!!! Rex meanwhile is trying to regroup! Ms. Extreme slides the ladder into the ring! She slithers under the bottom rope and tries to stand the ladder up but Rex SAYS NO! HE THROWS MS. EXTREME ACROSS THE RING WITH A BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SUPLEX! He picks up the ladder and sets it up in the corner! Rex turns around to see Ms. Extreme rushing towards him! He catches her! OVER THE HEAD BELLY TO BELLY INTO THE LADDER AND SHE SPRINGS OFF OF IT LIKE A TENNIS BALL! TIMBERRRRRRRRRR!! THE LADDER CRASHES DOWN ON TOP OF HER!
Bella Braxton: 15 MINUTES REMAIN. 15 MINUTES.
Rich Russillo: AND STILL NO FALLS YET! Ms. Extreme is in DEEP trouble though! WHAT IS REX DOING?! HE LIFTS UP HALF OF THE LADDER AND STICKS MS. EXTREME’S HEAD IN BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!! HE ASCENDS THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! HE SURVEYS THE SEA OF HUMANITY CHEERING HIM ON AND NARROWS HIS EYES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME WHO IS IN BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE! COME ON REX! DON’T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH JESUS CHRIST! A DIVING BODY SPLASH ON TOP OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD IN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF THE LADDER! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS… HER LEGS ARE CONVULSING DAMNIT! THIS IS SICK!!!!!! REX IGNORES HIS OWN PAIN FROM LANDING ON THE LADDER AND PULLS MS. EXTREME’S LIMP BODY OUT OF THE CARNAGE AND PINS HER…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! AT 14 MINUTES AND 56 SECONDS FALL ONE GOES TO REXXXXXXXXXXX MCAAAAAAAAALLLLLLISTERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: To think that was just fall one… REX ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME! HE PULLS MS. EXTREME UP BY HER HAIR! BUT SHE’S FIGHTING IT! SHE’S FIGHTING WITH EVERY LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY SHE’S GOT!!!!!! SHE JUST JABBED REX IN THE RIBS WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER THAT WAS USED BEFORE TO YANK MS. EXTREME’S NOSTRILS BACK INTO HER BRAIN!!!!!!! SHE JABS HIM AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Crowd: ONE MORE TIME, ONE MORE TIME, ONE MORE TIME!
Rich Russillo: SHE JUST SPIKED REX’S JAW UPWARD WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER! LOOK AT THE BLOOD POURING FROM MS. EXTREME’S FACE AND FROM REX’S FOR THAT MATTER! REX STAGGERS BACK AND FALLS OUT OF THE RING!! Ms. Extreme looks around at the crowd and gingerly climbs the top rope and is now perched on the turnbuckle! She takes a deep breath AND LEAPS!! MEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA…………
James Peters: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! REX SWINGS AND DRIVES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER WE SAW EARLIER INTO THE ONCOMING KNEES OF MS. EXTREME!!!!!! SHE CRASHES AND BURNS DOWN ONTO THE THIN PADDING OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH OF HER LEGS BENT IN AWKWARD PLACES AS SHE LANDED! SHE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!!!! REX DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND KEELS OVER, DUE TO EXHAUSTION!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Rich Russillo: THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS HERE IN THE 617! REX GRABS THE LEGS OF MS. EXTREME AND PULLS HER TOWARDS THE BARRICADE! HE LIFTS HER UP A BIT AND SWINGS HER IN AN ARCH; SLAMMING HER BODY INTO THE BARRICADE! THE FANS REACH OVER AND PAT REX ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE SCOOPS HER UP AGAIN! HE AIMS HER TOWARDS THE POST AND DARTS FORWARD!!!
James Peters: OH GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT?! REX’S SKULL SMASHED RIGHT OFF THE RING POST. MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO SLIDE OFF BEFORE REX COULD LAUNCH HER LIKE A JAVELIN INTO THE POST! SHE’S HOBBLING ON A PAIR OF BATTERED LEGS HERE, SHE CAN BARELY STAND! SHE STOPS ABRUPTLY, BENDING DOWN AND PICKING UP THAT WRENCH WHICH REX BROUGHT INTO PLAY NEAR THE START OF THE MATCH WHICH SHE KICKED OUT OF THE RING! REX IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET BUT NOT FOR LONG! SHE TAGS HIM WITH THE WRENCH ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF HIS ALREADY BUSTED NOSE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE HAS SOME BAD INTENTIONS! SHE GRABS REX’S HAND AND… OH COME ON… THIS IS SADISTIC! SHE SECURES THE WRENCH AROUND HIS FINGERS!!!!!!!!!! UGH! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MANIACAL, SHE’S TWISTING AND YOU CAN HEAR THE BONES CRACKING IN HIS FINGERS! HE’S BELTING OUT A BUNCH OF INDECIPHERABLE WORDS THAT ARE SURE TO SIGNIFY PAIN!
James Peters: COVER YOUR EYES, EVERYONE! SHE JUST PEELED BACK HIS FINGERNAIL WITH THE WRENCH!!!! OH MY! REX IS IN PURE AGONY!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT REX’S EYES! THEY’RE WIDE OPEN! HE’S TRAUMATISED AS LOOKS AGHAST AT HIS FLESH BABBLE ON TOP OF HIS EXPOSED NAIL BED! THIS IS DISGUSTING! MS. EXTREME FLICKS HIS BLOODY NAIL INTO THE CROWD! I’M SURE THESE BOSTONIAN’S LOVE A GOOD SOUVENIR AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE THEIR CLAM CHOWDA!! NOW SHE PULLS THE WRENCH BACK AND STICKS IT INTO REX’S MOUTH BETWEEN HIS TEETH!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL! SHE BACKS UP!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!! REX’S EYES SINK INTO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL AND HE DROPS TO THE GROUND! THE CROWD HAS GONE SILENT!!!!!!!!
James Peters: FOR CHRIST’S SAKE HE’S GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS DENTAL WORK AFTER THAT! MS. EXTREME NARROWS HER BLOODY EYES WHICH MUST FEEL LIKE BURNING ORBS OF FIRE AT THIS POINT AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING!
Bella Braxton: TEN MINUTES REMAIN, TEN MINUTES.
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK YOU NEED TO TELL MS. EXTREME TWICE, SHE REACHES UNDER THE APRON AND PULLS OUT A SMALL BURLAP SACK! LOOK AT THIS PSYCHO! SHE’S ENJOYING IT! I MEAN LOOK AT THE SPINE-CHILLING SMIRK ON HER FACE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME ROLLS INTO THE RING, BURLAP SACK IN HAND WHILE REX CRAWLS ON ALL FOURS, SPITTING GOBS OF BLOOD CHUNKS OUT OF HIS MOUTH! SHE NODS HER HEAD IN APPROVAL AND OH GOD NO! SHE UNTIES THE SACK! AS IF WE NEED MORE THUMBTACK— WAIT JUST A MINUTE! THOSE AREN’T TACKS… THEY’RE NAILS!!!! HUNDREDS OF THEM POURED OUT INTO A PILE! AS IF THIS MATCH NEEDED ANYTHING ELSE!
Rich and James: SPEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! REX JUST SPEARED THE GUTS OUT OF MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! HE COVERS!!!!!
James Peters: 2-0 LEAD!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S IN THE HOLE NOW!
(Crowd cheers wildly)
James Peters: SHE. KICKED. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!!!!
James Peters: WITH ALL THAT SHE’S BEEN THROUGH! HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT?! REX LAYS ON HIS BACK, LOOKING HAZILY UP AT THE BLINDING LIGHTS, STREAMS OF BLOOD SWERVE DOWN THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH. HE KNOWS HE’S GOT TO HOLD ON! BUT KNOWING REX… YEAH… HE’S GOING FOR THE KILL. HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE SETS THAT LADDER UP AGAIN! LOOK AT HOW TALL THAT THING IS!!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF LADDERS!!!!! MS. EXTREME IS BACK UP AS WELL CLUTCHING HER STOMACH AND REX DOESN’T REALIZE IT BEFORE… DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! MS. EXTREME IS UNLOADING WITH FISTS OF FURY!!!! SHE’S HAD ENOUGH! SHE GETS UP OFF OF REX AND BRINGS HIM TO HIS FEET! BUT HE PUSHES HER OFF! REX BOLTS TOWARDS MS. EXTREME! SHE SPIN KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND HOOKS HIS HEAD!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: TWISSSSSSSSSSSSSST OF FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONNECTS!!!! REX CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT IN A HEAP, BUT SHE’S NOT DONE YET!!! SHE SLOWLY TURNS HER HEAD TOWARDS THE LADDER, THEN BACK AT REX WHO IS ON DREAM STREET! HE’S CLAWING AWAY AT SOMETHING… ANYTHING FOR SOME SORT OF LEVERAGE ON ALL FOURS ALBEIT DELIRIOUS! SHE STARTS HER ASCENSION UP THE LADDER! HER LEGS ARE TREMBLING, THEY MUST BE KILLING HER BUT SHE’S POWERING THROUGH THE PAIN! SHE REACHES THE TOP RUNG WHILE REX HOVERS OVER THE PILE OF NAILS, UNAWARE OF HIS SURROUNDINGS… OH YOU DON’T THINK?! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: A BLIIIIIINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO THE BACK OF REX’S HEAD, FACEFIRST INTO THE FREAKING NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!
Rich Russillo: I CAN’T… HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE! A FEW NAILS HERE AND THERE DANGLE FROM HIS CHEEK AND HIS CHIN LIKE GRIZZLY ORNAMENTS! HIS TONGUE IS THOROUGHLY PIERCED! THERE’S A LONG BOX NAIL IMPALING ONE SIDE OF HIS TONGUE’S TIP AND PROTRUDING OUT OF THE OTHER!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN! THIS IS HEINOUS! MS. EXTREME PUSHES REX ONTO HIS BACK FOR THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AT 29 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS, FALL TWO GOES TO MS. EXTREME. WE ARE NOW TIED AT ONE!
James Peters: Rex is in REALLY tough shape, but so is Ms. Extreme. I’m at a loss for words here. Rex hasn’t moved and Ms. Extreme can barely move as she attempts to pull herself up using the rungs of the ladder!
Bella Braxton: 30 SECONDS REMAIN. 30 SECONDS.
Rich Russillo: JUST PIN HIM AGAIN, HE’S DEAD! PUT AN END TO THIS!!!!!
James Peters: I THINK SHE HEARD YOU, SHE GOES TO PIN REX… BUT REX MIRACULOUSLY SWEEPS HER HANDS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! HE LOOKS UP AT HER DEFIANTLY AND TILTS HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE BEFORE SPITTING A TOOTH AND A NAIL IN HER FACE!!! THAT JUST SEEMED TO PISS HER OFF EVEN MORE! NOW THEY’RE BOTH UP TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! THEY’RE LOST IN EMOTION!!!!!! THEY’RE JUST PUMMELLING EACH OTHER FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!
Bella Braxton: 5 SECONDS REMAIN…
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE STILL TRADING FISTS!!
James Peters: THEY JUST WON’T STOP!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE AND FALL TO THE GROUND! THIS ONE IS ALL TIED UP AFTER 30 MINUTES!!!!!!
James Peters: Well.. what the hell, we need a winner, especially after what these two put each other through!
(The referee is seen conversing with Bella Braxton at ringside amongst hushed murmurs from the crowd as both Rex and Ms. Extreme sit haplessly on the mat staring at one another.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentleman the referee has informed me that in the result of a tie after 30 minutes, this match… MUST GO ON AND WILL HAVE 15 MINUTES OF SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME TO DETERMINE THE WINNER!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Well, we’re back where we started.
James Peters: Buckle up partner.
Rich Russillo: I rather not.
James Peters: And I’m the wimp? Anyways, both Rex and Ms. Extreme stagger to their feet. I can’t even imagine the anguish that must be pulsating throughout their bodies. Ms. Extreme and Rex press their literal raw, wounded skulls together before Ms. Extreme pushes his face away! Back comes Rex with a stinging right hand that jolts Ms. Extreme for a moment, she comes back with a stiff kick to the calf but there wasn’t much power behind it, in fact, I think it hurt her more than it hurt Rex! She tries another follow-up calf kick but Rex catches her, they lock gazes for a moment BEFORE REX PULLS HER IN! BELLY TO BELLY ONTO THE NAIL PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE ISN’T DONE, HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING BEFORE PICKING UP THE SLEDGEHAMMER! HE BRINGS IT DOWN ON THE STEEL STEPS! HE WANTS TO END THIS! MS. EXTREME IS STILL CURLED UP INTO A BALL. HER NECK, HER HEAD, AND ARMS ARE SLICED AND DICED! REX SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND, ANY SIGN OF REMORSE HAS BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! HE’S LYING IN WAIT AS MS. EXTREME USES THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF UP!!!!! SHE TURNS AROUND AND REX SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME CATCHES HIS ARM BEFORE HE COULD REALLY GATHER ANY MOMENTUM, SHE YANKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER FROM REX’S GRASP!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SWINGS WILDLY, TRYING TO TAKE REX’S HEAD OFF BUT HE DUCKS! SHE ENDS UP HITTING THE RUNGS OF THE LADDER INSTEAD!!!! SHE SPINS AROUND WILDLY LOOKING FOR REX AGAIN!
James Peters: HE BLOCKS IT WITH THE SHATTERED GLASS BAT! SHARDS GO FLYING INTO THE AIR! THIS IS A GOD DAMN SWORD FIGHT!!!! REX SUDDENLY SWINGS FOR MS. EXTREME’S LEGS BUT SHE SOMEHOW HOPS OVER THE BAT!!!!! HOWEVER, SHE LANDED AWKWARDLY ON HER FEET AND CRUMBLED TO HER KNEES!!! HER LEGS CAN’T HANDLE TOO MUCH BECAUSE OF THAT SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT ON THE OUTSIDE BEFORE AND WHEN SHE HOPPED, ALL OF HER WEIGHT CAUSED HER LEGS AND ANKLES TO GIVE OUT ON HER!!!!!! SHE LOOKS UP AT REX WHO LOOKS BACK DOWN, MERCILESS WITH THE BAT IN HAND, HE’S GONNA DECAPITATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LINES HER UP! BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!! SHE MANAGED TO USE THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO BLOCK THE ONCOMING STRIKE AND SAVE HER HEAD FROM SURE DISASTER!!!!! SHE USES A FREE HAND TO SWEEP REX’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND HE FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK WITH THE BAT ON HIS CHEST! SHE RAISES THE SLEDGEHAMMER HIGH IN THE AIR LIKE THE ALMIGHTY THOR HIMSELF AND CRASHES DOWN UPON HER GLASS BAT AND INTO REX’S CHEST CAVITY!!!!! HE MIGHT BE BROKEN IN TWO! GODDAMNIT!!
Bella Braxton: 10 MINUTES REMAIN. 10 MINUTES.
James Peters: SHE CLEARS THE BAT OFF OF REX’S CHEST WITH HER FOOT AND DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER, HOOKING HIS LEGS IN THE PROCESS!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: A MONSTEROUS OVATION SHAKES THE TD GARDEN FROM THE CROWD AS REX SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS RATHER HALF-HEARTEDLY AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM AT THIS POINT?! MS. EXTREME SPORTS A LOOK OF BEWILDERMENT ON HER FACE! SHE DROPS HER HEAD AND PICKS UP THE SLEDGEHAMMER, REX IS STILL ON DREAM STREET! SHE RAISES THE SLEDGEHAMMER UP ONCE AGAIN AND NOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: SHE JUST BARELY MISSED SQUASHING REX’S HEAD LIKE A DAMN GRAPE! REX IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE SPRINTS TOWARDS MS. EXTREME! THE REX EFFEEEEEECTTTTTTTTTT DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SHOVE REX OFF! SHE THEN USES THE OPENING SHE HAS TO DRILL REX DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! SHE SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLIMB THE LADDER AGAIN! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! SHE TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS DOWN AT REX WHO IS STRUGGLING TO GET TO HIS FEET! SHE MEASURES HIM AND THROWS HERSELF OFF THE TOP OF THE DAMN LADDER!!!!!!
James Peters: OHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A SHOT!!!!!!!! REX FOUND THAT SCREWDRIVER YET AGAIN AND CRAMMED IT STRAIGHT INTO THE LEFT BREAST OF MS. EXTREME!!!!!! SHE DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AND FALLS FLAT ON THE MAT CLUTCHING HER CHEST!
Bella Braxton: 2 MINUTES REMAIN! 2 MINUTES.
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT THIS! REX DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HER LEG FROM BEHIND! THE REX LOCK! THE REX LOCK! AND… WHAT THE ACTUAL FU—
(The crowd gasps and suddenly turn their faces away in horror.)
James Peters: STOP IT REX! GAH! HE’S GOT THE STF LOCKED IN BUT HE’S JAMMING THE SCREWDRIVER STRAIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S GUMS ABOVE HER TOP TEETH!!!!!!!! THIS IS NAUSEATING!!!!!! I CAN’T WATCH THIS DAMNIT!!! HER BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS TELL THE STORY! THE REFEREE HAS TO INTERVENE!!! GODDAMNIT! REX IS PEELING HER WHOLE FACE BACK WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER!! THIS IS A MODERN DAY TORTURE CHAMBER IF I EVER SAW ONE! THIS IS BEYOND MADNESS!! STOP THE MATCH REF!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S NOT TAPPING EITHER, BLOOD IS GUSHING THROUGH HER TEETH AND OOZING OUT OF HER MOUTH IN GLOBS!!!!! SHE’S TRYING TO GRAB AHOLD OF THE SCREWDRIVER, BUT HOW?! THE PAIN IS SURELY UNIMAGINABLE, CRIMSON TEARS RAIN DOWN HER FACE! SHE’S BATTLED SO VALIANTLY BUT SHE’S FADING! SHE’S FADING FAST! HER ARMS GO LIMP AND FALL TO THE CANVAS!!!! IT’S OVER!!! IT’S FINALLY OVER!!!!!!! SHE’S PASSED OUT!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER………. RRRREEEXXXXX MCCCCCCCAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIISSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Alive” by P.O.D kicks in once again. Rex McAllister throws the screwdriver out of the ring. His hair is drenched in blood, his face is completely mangled and he has the shakes from blood loss but he somehow staggers to his feet, hanging his arms over the top rope and surveying his surroundings. Ms. Extreme lays motionless amongst the carnage, face down in a lake of her own blood while EMTs rush to her aid.)
James Peters: I understand the competitive nature of these two, I do, but what we have just witnessed was one of the most barbaric displays of violence I’ve ever seen and that’s saying something. This FPV has truly lived up to its name. I’m at a loss for words Rich. You can’t help but wonder what the long term effects will be for Ms. Extreme and Rex for that matter.
Rich Russillo: I’m at the point where I’m willing to wager if you asked each of these individuals if they’d do it all over again, considering what we witnessed tonight, that they would reply with a resounding yes. Which is daunting in itself. It’s who they are James, ultimate competitors.
(Bloodsport fades to its final break of the night.)
(Commercial for the Xander Payne diet. Now you can have your secret six pack and only look like you have a keg under your shirt.)
(Camera opens to a panning shot of the capacity crowd going wild over the carnage they’ve seen throughout the night. Electrified steel cage of death hangs above the ring, which has no ropes now, and it begins to lower slowly, causing the crowd to cheer some more. Suddenly, a video package begins to play on the screen showing various clips of Malcolm Jones and Charlie Marr in recent matches as voice overs begin to play.)
(Malcolm Jones hits a five star swag splash off the collapsing tower at Pain for Pride.)
Malcolm Jones: The only reason you’re here is because I allow it…
(Charlie Marr is seen attacking Malcolm in the ring.)
Charlie Marr: I am Main Event Marr. I’m the one they want to see…
(Malcolm Jones hits the L-Train on Jordie Ripley.)
Malcolm Jones: You ain’t never been shit without your hoes with you…
(Charlie hits Vic Venom with The Queen is Dead.)
Charlie Marr: We will reclaim Voltage and make it what it’s meant to be…
(Malcolm is shown whipping Chris Elite with a chain.)
Malcolm Jones: No one can stop me, I am the best this business has seen…
(Charlie is seen brutalizing Daryl Kinkade at Fighting Spirit.)
Charlie Marr: I am the single most evil man in this company… be honored that you can be my victim…
(Malcolm is seen in flashes with all the championships he won last season.)
Malcolm Jones: You’ve never had the name Marr on anything when it wasn’t followed by “Kade”…
(Flashes of Charlie’s performance in the Grand Rampage are seen.)
Charlie Marr: I deserve to be here! People simply refuse to see it…
(The screen goes black and the arena lights cut out.)
Both men in unison: Voltage… is mine…
(The arena sits in a dark silence for a moment before the lights suddenly flood the arena and “It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta blasts through the sound system and Jordie Ripley walks out onto the stage with a microphone, drowned in boos. She soaks in the hate from the crowd before speaking.)
Jordie Ripley: Thank you, Boston! I love you too! And it is my great honor to present to you the next EAW Champion… the sexiest man alive… and the man I have the privilege of being with every night… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!
(“It Ain’t Safe” picks back up as Charlie walks out wearing his leather trench coat and a psychotic looking face mask, covering just his mouth with a grate leaving his baby blue eyes open to be seen.)
James Peters: Well here comes a man who needs no introduction but receives one anyway. Charlie Marr has had a string of bad luck in his last few matches but tonight is the one that counts. And this match seems like it would favor the most evil man we know, as it’s going to be a brutal bloodbath with no escape!
(Charlie walks menacingly down to the ring with Jordie in short order behind him, looking giddy to be there with her man. Charlie walks up the steps and pauses on the apron as he looks out to the fans drowning him in hatred.)
Rich Rusillo: Charlie Marr is not a man I would doubt when it comes to bad intentions. He sees himself as the top man in this company and has the backing of the Voltage Co-Commissioner. It’s hard to argue when you see him in this position.
(Charlie reaches up to his face and slowly removes the mask, looking out to the fans with a psychotic grin and a maniacal laugh. He howls in laughter harder as the boos increase before finally climbing between the ropes, the cage hovering maybe seven feet above the ring.)
(Just then the lights fade again and a single spotlight opens on the stage.)
“THIS A MELO BEAT”
(The beat picks up and Pop Smoke steps out into the stage with a microphone to his mouth and performing “Welcome to the Party.”)
“Baby, welcome to the party
I’m off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean
That’s why I’m movin’ retarded
(That’s why I’m movin’ retarded)”
(Just then, Malcolm Jones steps out through the curtain with a crown on his head and the EAW Championship on his waist. He steps out and rocks with Pop Smoke for a second before dapping him up and walking towards the ramp.)
James Peters: The EAW Champion has defended the title in Hell in a Cell, Three Stages of Hell, and now an electrified steel cage of holy fuck. No one can ever say Malcolm Jones took the easy road with his title reign!
“Baby, welcome to the party (Uh?)
I hit the boy up and then I go skate in a ‘Rari
Baby, welcome to the party
Bitch I’m a thot, get me lit”
(Jones stops down and ringside and points over to someone in the crowd with a grin. Malcolm steps over and puts his arm around Kemba Walker. The camera comes in for a close up and Malcolm takes off the EAW Championship and holds it up between the two of them.)
Malcolm Jones (off-mic): I’m a champion now and forever. And this the goat, he bout to be a champion real soon. Y’all watch.
Rich Russillo: No one can argue that Malcolm Jones isn’t one of the top talents this company has seen. He wins the triple crown in the span of a single season not to mention the King of Elite in that same season and main evented Pain for Pride back to back. People tried to put him down for a long time but eventually you just look foolish trying to put this man down.
“Gun on my hip
One in the head, ten in the clip
Baby, baby don’t trip
Just lower your tone, ’cause you could get hit”
(Jones steps away from Kemba and slides into the ring, still holding the EAW Championship in his hand. He raises the title up high in the air as he gives Charlie a cocky grin and the music fades out.)
(The cage then begins to lower as we hear Bella Braxton’s voice ring through the speakers.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen… the following contest is an ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE OF DEATH MATCH!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger. From Tower Hamlets, London, in the United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… CHARRRRRLLLLLIIIIIEEEEEE MMMAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(The crowd boos as Charlie puts his arms out, welcoming the hate.)
Bella Braxton: And Introducing the Champion… from Harlem, New York… weighing in at 220 pounds… he is the EAW CHAMPION… MAACCCOOOOLLLMMMMM JJJJOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEESSSSSS!!!
(Malcolm steps forward as the crowd give a mixed reaction and he holds the championship up in the air one more time. The referee then steps over and asks Malcolm for it. MJ looks at the title briefly, then nodding his head and handing it to the referee. The ref shows the title to Charlie who licks his lips with a sadistic smile. The referee then holds the belt up for the camera and hands it out to the time keeper. The referee signals to someone on the outside, and the cage then begins to lower, trapping the men inside. Another official on the outside then steps over and flips a switch, and several sparks then pop around the cage as the electricity is now turned on. The cage finishes lowering onto the ring apron, and the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I’m honestly terrified of this match, James. We have literally seen everything here tonight, but this is going to go to a whole other level. These two men hate one another and have no respect for one another, and neither one of them is going to be the same after tonight.
James Peters: You said so much right there, because honestly I don’t see how they can ever be the same after this. There’s just something so completely evil about this match, far more evil than even Barbed Wire Massacre.
Rich Russillo: :usure:
James Peters: …. :lupe: we’re gunna find out, I guess.
(Charlie and Malcolm both look around at their surroundings before setting their sights on one another.)
Rich Russillo: Charlie lunges for Malcolm, looking to take him down! Malcolm sidesteps, wraps Charlie up from behind, and brings him down to the mat with a waistlock. Charlie muscles his way out of it and both men return to their feet. Charlie catches Malcolm with a chop to the chest and attempts to whip him into the cage! Malcolm puts the brakes on to keep himself from colliding with the cage and throws an elbow, catching Charlie in the jaw! Charlie stumbles back and Malcolm whirls around, however there’s Charlie Marr with dropkick! Malcolm is down and Charlie is going for the trash can of weapons!!!!
James Peters: We know how skilled Charlie is in these hardcore matches. He loves the sheer brutality of them.
Rich Russillo: Charlie has a kendo stick in his hands but he doesn’t see that Malcolm has gotten back to his feet. Charlie rushes towards Malcolm, swinging the kendo stick but Malcolm leaps in the air and catches Charlie with a kick to the side of the head! Charlie drops and Malcolm snatches up the kendo stick and starts taking it to Charlie!
James Peters: The champ is unloading on Charlie right now, and there’s nowhere for Charlie to really go right now. Remember, there are no ropes. This entire ring is surrounded by the electrified cage, so really these two men are at the mercy of one another right now. MALCOLM JUST SLAMMED THE KENDO STICK INTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S SKULL!!! MALCOLM IS DOWN ON THE MAT NOW AND HE GRABS CHARLIE IN A CROSSFACE POSITION… THAT KENDO STICK DIRECTLY ACROSS CHARLIE’S FACE!!! MALCOLM IS WRENCHING BACK ON CHARLIE’S NECK AS HARD AS HE CAN AND I KNOW WE’RE NOT ABOUT TO SEE A SUBMISSION NOW!
Rich Russillo: THIS MATCH IS BARELY UNDERWAY AND MALCOLM IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE CHARLIE TAP! CHARLIE IS DIGGING IN, LOOKING TO CRAWL, BUT THERE’S NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO!!!! CHARLIE HAS GOT TO HOLD ON RIGHT NOW AND SEND A MESSAGE TO MALCOLM THAT HE IS IN THIS MATCH FOR THE LONG HAUL! MALCOLM WRAPS HIS LEFT ARM AROUND CHARLIE’S NECK AND IS NOW USING THAT KENDO STICK TO BASH CHARLIE IN THE NOSE! OVER AND OVER MALCOLM SLAMS THE STICK INTO CHARLIE’S NOSE, BUSTING IT OPEN! CHARLIE’S BLOOD IS DRIPPING ONTO THE MAT NOW AND MALCOLM FINALLY RELEASES CHARLIE, MAKING SURE TO SLAM HIS FACE DOWN INTO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM LEAPS UP, PULLS MARR BACK TO HIS FEET, AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CAGE!
James Peters: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED BY THE CAGE! HOLY SHIT JAMES! DUDE JUST GOT THE SHIT ZAPPED OUT OF HIM! 😐
James Peters: :lupe: How much electricity do you think is pulsating through that cage??
Rich Russillo: 😐 well… someone told me earlier today that the electric current is equivalent to a really weak lighting bolt.
James Peters: :skip: What the fuck is a really weak lighting bolt??
Rich Russillo: Idk… like one during a light rain shower as opposed to one during a hurricane. Like I don’t think this is going to cause a heart attack or long term neurological damage, but second degree burns are probable.
James Peters: :skip: :skip: :skip:
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM PULLS CHARLIE UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CAGE AGAIN!
James Peters: MALCOLM DEADLIFTS CHARLIE UP….. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! CHARLIE SLAMS INTO THE CAGE FOR A THIRD TIME! MALCOLM GRABS CHARLIE AND HE GOES FOR A COVER!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: Malcolm takes the challenger, pulling him back to his feet. Charlie shoves Malcolm back but the champ catches Charlie with a kick to the gut! Malcolm grabs Charlie by the head and RAMS HIM INT- NO! CHARLIE GOT HIS FOOT UP BUT THE ELECTRICITY OF THE CAGE JUST ZAPPED CHARLIE AND HE DROPS INTO A KNEELING POSITION! MALCOLM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE THAT CATCHES CHARLIE! MALCOLM FORCES CHARLIE’S FACE TOWARDS THE CA-
Rich Russillo: JORDIE JUST THREW POWDER IN MALCOLM’S FACE!
James Peters: SO THAT’S HOW JORDIE IS GOING TO GET INVOLVED TONIGHT! We knew damn well that she would figure out some kind of way to come to Charlie’s aid, and that clever little bitch just tossed a handful of baby powder into Malcolm’s eyes. :wow:
Rich Russillo: The distraction has allowed Charlie to get back to his feet and this is the first time he’s able to grab control of this match! Charlie immediately begins hammering away on Malcolm… rights and lefts connecting all over Malcolm! Charlie grabs Malcolm and hooks him AND HE JUST THROWS HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!
(The crowd gasps as the EAW World Champion is shocked by the cage!)
James Peters: CHARLIE TAKES HIS FOOT AND PRESSES IT AGAINST MALCOLM’S HEAD… DEAR GOD :lupe: Um…
Rich Russillo: :damn:
James Peters: CHARLIE BACKS UP AND RUSHES FORWARD… BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK! MALCOLM IS SLAMMED INTO THE CAGE ONCE AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GRABS MALCOLM AND GOES FOR HIS FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!!!
James Peters: MALCOLM KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Charlie mounts Malcolm and begins peppering him with stiff forearm shots! The champ has spent the last several minutes getting completely brutalized by the cage itself, and these forearm shots are stiff as fuck. We know Charlie is one of the hardest hitters on the Voltage roster and he’s looking to draw blood with just his bare hands. However, Malcolm is as tough as they come.
James Peters: CHARLIE GRABS MALCOLM BACK UP AND THROWS HIM AGAINST THE CAGE! HE CHARGES FORWARD AND CATCHES MALCOLM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE MEN CONNECT WITH THAT CAGE THEIR BODIES ARE SHOCKED!
Rich Russillo: Man. I really don’t know how they’re going to be able to endure this match for the long haul. This is inhumane.
James Peters: Charlie goes to look for a weapon now! He digs around in the trashcan and pulls out a roll of razor wire! Charlie wraps that wire around his fist and he walks back over to Malcolm. Malcolm reaches up AND GRABS CHARLIE FOR A ROLL UP!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE KICKS OUT AND JUMPS TO HIS FEET!! HE CATCHES MALCOLM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A DROPKICK AND SLAMS HIS LOADED FIST INTO MALCOLM’S SKULL!!! CHARLIE IS RAINING DOWN HAMMER FISTED SHOTS ON THE BACK OF THE CHAMP’S SKULL! CHARLIE HAS BUSTED THE EAW WORLD CHAMP OPEN AND BLOOD IS POURING FROM THAT WOUND!!! CHARLIE RIPS THE RAZOR WIRE FROM HIS HAND AND QUICKLY WRAPS IT AROUND MALCOLM’S THROAT!!! THE CHAMP IS HAVING THE LIFE CHOKED OUT OF HIM!!! CHARLIE DRAGS MALCOLM TOWARDS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE… HOISTS HIM UP… AND SLAMS MALCOLM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE BY THE NECK! MALCOLM’S BODY COLLIDES WITH THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL OF THE CAGE AND HE HAS SEVERAL TRILLION VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY SHOT THROUGH HIM ONCE AGAIN!!!
James Peters: That’s why we’re called Voltage :wow:
Rich Russillo: Corny ass.
James Peters: CHARLIE DROPPING SEVERAL KNEES ACROSS THE THROAT OF MALCOLM JONES NOW!! HOW THAT RAZOR WIRE HASN’T NICKED AN ARTERY IS BEYOND ME, RICH!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm has thick skin :wow: He stays deflecting all them shots thrown at him.
James Peters: Now who’s fucking corny?
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE ROLLS MALCOLM BACK INTO THE RING AND NAILS HIM WITH A LEG DROP! CHARLIE WITH A COVER!!
James Peters: KICKOUT BY THE CHAMP!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie looks a little frustrated but he picks Malcolm, wrapping him a side headlock! Malcolm somehow manages to elbow his way out, and now both men are locking up! They’re jockeying back and forth for position now, and since neither man really has a size and strength advantage, they are both pretty much at a stalemate! These two have put one another through a lot of abuse already, and Malcolm still has that razor wire wrapped around his neck. However it’s the champ who drives his knee into Charlie’s mid-section, and follows it up with a knee to the groin!
James Peters: Charlie drops to his knees and Malcolm nails him in the face! Charlie sprawls back on the mat and now Malcolm is unwrapping the wire from his neck! Wait a second… Malcolm is wrapping that crap around his forearm now and he’s pulling Charlie up by the beard! Malcolm slams his forearm into Charlie’s face… WHIPS HIM INTO THE CAGE AND BARRELS TOWARDS HIM! MALCOLM WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AND CHARLIE’S FACE JUST GOT FRIED!!!!
Rich Russillo: DID THE CAGE JUST SINGE HIS BEARD?!
(The camera gets a close up shot of Charlie’s face and sure enough, his glorious beard is a little worse for the wear.)
James Peters: :mjcry: Not the beard.
Rich Russillo: I cri. :mjcry:
James Peters: MALCOLM GRABS CHARLIE FROM BEHIND AND HITS HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER! THE CHAMP MOUNTS CHARLIE AND MALCOLM IS PUMMELING CHARLIE WITH LOADED FOREARM SHOTS NOW! THAT RAZOR WIRE IS RIPPING CHARLIE’S FACE UP AND HE IS A BLOODY MESS RIGHT NOW! OH. MY. GAWD.
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM WRAPS HIS LOADED FOREARM AROUND CHARLIE’S NECK AND DRAGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S GOT THAT SIDE HEADLOCK CINCHED IN TIGHTLY AND HE’S LOOKING TO RAM CHARLIE HEAD FIRST INTO THE CAGE!
James Peters: CHARLIE DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP THE MOMENTUM, BUT MALCOLM ISN’T LETTING GO! MALCOLM TRANSITIONS INTO ANOTHER CROSSFACE AND THIS TIME THAT RAZOR WIRE IS PRESSED AGAINST CHARLIE’S FACE! CHARLIE IS STRUGGLING TO STAY IN THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW AND MALCOLM JONES IS JUST RUTHLESS RIGHT NOW! THE REFEREE IS ASKING CHARLIE IF HE QUITS BUT CHARLIE IS REFUSING!
Rich Russillo: We have seen Charlie Marr survive these extreme circumstances so many times, but Malcolm is a different type of opponent. He’s a once in a generation type of talent, and has absolutely no fucks to give. He’s releasing Charlie now, who’s honestly a bloody and disgusting mess right now, and he’s looking to throw him against the side of the cage!
James Peters: Charlie has enough wherewithal to hit a baseball slide, keeping himself from colliding face first with the cage, and Malcolm is back on the attack! He is hammering his forearm into Charlie’s chest right now, just tearing Charlie’s flesh and leaving him in even worse shape! Malcolm pulls Charlie up by the beard and nails him in the face with a knee! Malcolm with a series of knee strikes now and he knocks Charlie against the mat! Malcolm with a standing shooting star press and he goes for the cover!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: Malcolm wastes little time getting Charlie back to his feet. He grabs Charlie in a side headlock, pressing the razor wire into Charlie’s neck and face! Charlie has got to find a way back into this match, and you can see he’s trying. Charlie elbows Malcolm in the gut and tries to fight his way back into this, but Malcolm clubs him the back of the head, and drops Charlie to a knee. Charlie forces his way back up, and grabs Malcolm in a collar and elbow tie up, but Malcolm immediately drives his knee into Charlie’s stomach and catches him with an uppercut! Charlie stumbles back and Malcolm looks for a clothesline, but Charlie ducks! Charlie leaps up for a dropkick, but Malcolm side steps! Malcolm grabs Charlie BUT CHARLIE HITS MALCOLM WITH A LOW BLOW!!!
Rich Russillo: Well that’s one way to get back into the match.
James Peters: Charlie is crawling towards the corner now and grabs the trash can, dumping all that shit onto the mat. I think half this crap is left over from the Consuela versus Jesse match.
Rich Russillo: :skip: Is that a railroad spike?
James Peters: :skip: Um…
Rich Russillo: Charlie’s gripped that railroad spike and he’s crawling towards Malcolm. CHARLIE RAISES THAT THING IN THE AIR AND BRINGS IT DOWN ON MAL- NO! MALCOLM ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND CHARLIE STABS THE MAT INSTEAD! CHARLIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE PULLS MALCOLM UP AS WELL!
James Peters: COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP BY THESE TWO AGAIN AND CHARLIE STARTS FORCING MALCOLM TOWARDS THE CAGE! THE CHAMP PLANTS HIS FEET, REFUSING TO LET CHARLIE OUT MUSCLE HIM, AND HE BEGINS TO FORCE CHARLIE BACK NOW! CHARLIE ALSO PLANTS HIS PLANTS, AND THESE TWO ARE AT A STALEMATE!
Rich Russillo: Charlie slips behind Malcolm, and grabs him around the waist trying for a German suplex! Malcolm quickly reverses, and now he’s behind Charlie, trying for a German of his own. Charlie elbows his way out, grabs Malcolm around the neck, and snapmares him onto the mat! Charlie quickly wraps the champ up in a sleeper hold, but Malcolm gets his feet underneath him, and works his way back up to a vertical base. He fends off Charlie, grabs the challenger by the arm, and arm drag take down and Malcolm maintains control of the arm!
James Peters: Charlie rolls forward and returns to his feet, effectively reversing the wrist lock and putting himself back in control. Malcolm catches Charlie with a boot to the gut, and he grabs Charlie, looking to spike him into the mat with a DDT!!! Charlie is quick to get away and he gets behind Malcolm… SHOVING HIM FORWARD!!!!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM THROWS HIS HANDS UP ON INSTINCT AND CATCHES THE CAGE, WHICH PROVES TO BE A HUGE MISTAKE! CHARLIE RIPS MALCOLM OFF THE CAGE AND ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!!!!
James Peters: MALCOLM KICKS OUT AND BOTH MEN ARE BACK UP NOW! MALCOLM RUSHES TOWARDS CHARLIE, DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO CHARLIE’S ABDOMEN! CHARLIE RAINS HIS FISTS DOWN ON MALCOLM BUT MALCOLM LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A SPINEBUSTER! MALCOLM GRABS THE RAILROAD SPIKE THAT CHARLIE TRIED TO USE EARLIER AND HE JABS IT INTO CHARLIE’S FOREHEAD! MALCOLM DRAGS THE SPIKE ACROSS CHARLIE’S FOREHEAD AND THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION JUST HAD THAT SKIN RIPPED OPEN! MALCOLM STABS THE SPIKE INTO THAT WOUND CAUSING FURTHER DAMAGE AND STABS CHARLIE IN THE FOREHEAD AGAIN! MALCOLM TOSSES THE SPIKE TO THE SIDE AND BEGINS HITTING CHARLIE WITH MORE RAZOR WIRE WRAPPED FOREARMS! MALCOLM PULLS CHARLIE UP TO HIS FEET AND GOES TO LAY HIM OUT WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER BUT CHARLIE SHOVES MALCOLM OFF HIM! MALCOLM WHIRLS AROUND RIGHT AS CHARLIE TRIES TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MALCOLM IS ABLE TO DUCK! MALCOLM GRABS CHARLIE… HIP TOSS INTO THE CAGE!!! CHARLIE JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED AGAIN!!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
James Peters: MALCOLM PULLS CHARLIE AWAY FROM THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND GOES FOR A COVER!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE KICKS OUT!!!!
James Peters: Malcolm immediately digs his fingers into Charlie’s skin and begins to open up those wounds even further. Charlie has lost so much blood tonight and honestly, this is a side of Malcolm Jones I didn’t even know existed. He’s so bloodthirsty tonight, and just hellbent on absolutely annihilating Charlie, and making sure ‘Main Event’ Marr knows his place here in EAW. Honestly, he might kill Charlie.
Rich Russillo: It won’t be the first death we see here tonight.
James Peters: RIP Big Paul Joshua.
Rich Russillo: Charlie gets his feet up and begins kicking at Malcolm to force him back. Charlie’s got to get back to his feet, and get himself together because since the bell rang, it has been mostly Malcolm Jones dominating this match. Charlie does manage to roll out of the way, and sit up, pushing himself up as Malcolm comes charging at him.
James Peters: DROP TOE HOLD BY CHARLIE AND MALCOLM JUST LANDED AGAINST THE CAGE! THE CHAMP ROLLS AWAY FROM THAT ELECTRIFIED STEEL AND CHARLIE NEEDS TO GET UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION NOW.
(On the outside of the ring, Jordie Ripley has gone behind the Spanish announce booth and she appears to be looking for something.)
Rich Russillo: What the hell is she doing?
(Jordie emerges from underneath the desk with nearly half a dozen light tubes in her arms.)
James Peters: Jordie Ripley just took one of those light tubes and carefully slipped it between one of the openings in the cage. Charlie was right there on the other side to take it from her, and you know something? I gotta give them props for that. It seems like nothing is going to ever stop these two from working together.
(Inside the ring, Charlie lays all the light tubes down in a pile except for one.)
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE JUST SLAMMED A LIGHT TUBE IN MALCOLM’S FACE AS THE EAW WORLD CHAMP WAS GETTING BACK UP! CHARLIE GATHERS MALCOLM UP… THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER TO THE PILE OF LIGHT TUBES!!! CHARLIE THROWS HIS BODY OVER MALCOLM!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! MALCOLM GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: Charlie immediately grabs Malcolm, hoists him up, and suplexes him down onto the glass!!! :lupe: Oh my man. Look at Malcolm’s back. It has glass imbedded in it.
James Peters: Charlie just scooped up a handful of glass AND HE SHOVED IT IN MALCOLM’S MOUTH!!! :damn:
Rich Russillo: :damn:
James Peters: CHARLIE WITH A SUPERKICK THAT CONNECTS WITH MALCOLM’S KISSER AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Rich Russillo: SLKDFJSLDFK SD;FLJSDFDLFKJSLDF HE KICKED OUT! MALCOLM KICKED OUT!!!!
James Peters: But look at the champ though! He’s coughing and choking, and spitting up blood right now. No doubt he swallowed some of that glass and it’s probably stuck in his throat!
Rich Russillo: :lupe:!!!! I guess Charlie doesn’t want to listen to anymore screechy Malstraea Jornes promos.
James Peters: :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: Charlie has Malcolm by the hair now and he is dragging him over to the side of the cage! CHARLIE SHOVES MALCOLM’S FACE INTO THE STEEL AND IS NOW DRAGGING MALCOLM’S FACE ACROSS THE CAGE! ASDLJLSJDKASLKDJ THIS IS INHUMANE!!!!
James Peters: Holy shit. Malcolm’s bloody face is being tortured right now :lupe:
Rich Russillo: JORDIE RIPLEY JUST STABBED MALCOLM IN THE HEAD WITH A SET OF WOODEN SKEWERS!!!
(Malcolm falls back, several of those skewers stuck in his skull. The camera cuts to a shot of Kemba Walker, who quite frankly looks taken aback.)
James Peters: Well Kemba is shook.
Rich Russillo: Well this aint the pussy ass NBA. Not sure what the fuck he really expected from this match. It was never going to be pretty.
James Peters: :whoa: Why the sudden burst of anger?
Rich Russillo: Kemba overrated as fuck.
James Peters: You just saying that because Malcolm Jones just stabbed in the head with about fifty wooden skewers and can’t beat your ass.
Rich Russillo: You’re goddamn right.
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE WITH A SCOOP SLAM! MALCOLM LANDS BACK IN THE GLASS AND CHARLIE IS STOMPING AWAY ON MALCOLM NOW! MALCOLM EATS SEVERAL DOZEN STOMPS TO THE FACE AND CHEST, AND CHARLIE NOW GRABS THE EMPTY TRASHCAN! HE PLACES IT ACROSS MALCOLM’S FACE… DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! CHARLIE QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
James Peters: NO!!! HOW IS MALCOLM CONTINUING TO KICK OUT RIGHT NOW?!
Rich Russillo: The heart of a champion, James! It’s going to take a monumental effort to get that title away from Malcolm Jones tonight.
James Peters: You can see the frustration setting in for Charlie, though. He’s glaring at the referee, but nevertheless he gets up and grabs Malcolm. Malcolm is on spaghetti legs right now and Charlie with a European uppercut that catches Malcolm! Charlie with a stiff right hand, followed by a left! He unloads on Malcolm now, but look at the champ! MALCOLM MANAGES TO CATCH CHARLIE WITH THE FOREARM! MALCOLM WITH ANOTHER! MALCOLM WITH A THIRD FOREARM SHOT! MALCOLM DROPS DOWN AND BRINGS HIS LOADED FOREARM UP BETWEEN CHARLIE’S LEGS 😐
Rich Russillo: Well… that’s one effective way to stop Charlie’s momentum. Sheer desperation by Malcolm Jones but I’m not sure he had much choice. Charlie Marr has been dominating the last few minutes of this match and Malcolm has taken a ton of abuse. MJ is looking around for a weapon now and he grabs the closest thing to him… A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED 2X4!!!!! MALCOLM IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE SLAMS THE 2X4 ACROSS CHARLIE’S FACE! MALCOLM RAISES IT ABOVE HIS HEAD AGAIN AND BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS CHARLIE’S CHEST! NOW MALCOLM IS JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLIE! MALCOLM TAKES THE 2X4 TO CHARLIE’S FACE ONCE AGAIN AND NOW HE IS DRAGGING IT DOWN THE MAN’S FACE AND CHEST! MALCOLM LAYS THE BOARD ACROSS CHARLIE’S FACE ONCE AGAIN… LEG DROP!!!!! MALCOLM WITH THE COVER NOW!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM SNATCHES CHARLIE UP AND OUT OF SHEER ANNOYANCE HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE CAGE!!!! I think I’ve lost count the number of times we’ve seen someone get electrocuted, but Charlie seems a bit worse for the where at the moment!
James Peters: MALCOLM TOSSES THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 AT CHARLIE, WHO CATCHES IT, AND NOW MALCOLM WITH A RUNNING KNEE! THAT 2X4 SLAMS INTO CHARLIE’S FACE AND MALCOLM WITH A DROP KICK! CHARLIE IS KNOCKED INTO THE CAGE ONCE AGAIN AND ALL THOSE ELECTRICAL SHOCKS HAVE GOT TO BE TAKING THEIR TOLL ON CHARLIE! MALCOLM TAKES THE 2X4 AND ONCE AGAIN BEGINS TO BEAT CHARLIE WITH IT! HE PULLS CHARLIE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND BEGINS CHOKING HIM WITH THAT WEAPON!
Rich Russillo: Charlie is kicking and flailing! He’s grabbing at the 2×4 and trying to get away! But Malcolm is on top of him with that thing pressed firmly against Charlie’s throat! Despite the fact Charlie’s face is caked with dried blood, you can see he’s turning purple and I know we’ve said this a dozen times already, but it just doesn’t look good for Big Dick Bharlie. Malcolm tosses the 2×4 to the side and is now using his own bare hands to choke out Charlie!
James Peters: Malcolm finally grabs Charlie and lifts him up… BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE. STAYS. ALIVE!!!
James Peters: MALCOLM DROPS SEVERAL KNEES DOWN ACROSS CHARLIE’S FACE AND HE’S PICKING HIM BACK UP NOW! MALCOLM TAKES CHARLIE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BULLDOG RIGHT INTO THAT 2X4!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is finally taking the time to unwrap that razor wrap from around his forearm and TURN ABOUT IS FAIR PLAY JAMES BECAUSE HE JUST BALLED IT UP AND SHOVED IT IN CHARLIE’S MOUTH!!! I GUESS MALCOLM GOT A LITTLE SICK OF HEARING CHARLIE THIS WEEK AND WATCHING HIS INTERESTING PROMO VIDEOS!!! SUPERKICK TO CHARLIE! MJ WITH THE COVER!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE KICKS OUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM RIPS OUT THE RAZOR WIRE AND BLOOD IS JUST POURING FROM CHARLIE’S MOUTH NOW! MALCOLM PLACES IT ON TOP OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AND POUNDS IT INTO THE TOP OF CHARLIE’S SKULL!!!!
James Peters: Somewhere backstage Dr. Bethany Blue is watching this match with stars in her eyes. It just screams Hepatitis nightmare.
Rich Russillo: Well Charlie is shacking up with a former Las Vegas cocktail waitress and stripper :lupe:
James Peters: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM PICKS UP CHARLIE AND THROWS HIM ACROSS HIS SHOULDER… AND HE JUST RAMMED CHARLIE HEAD FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!! MALCOLM BACKS UP… AND HE RAMS CHARLIE INTO THE CAGE AGAIN! OVER AND OVER MALCOLM RAMS CHARLIE INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! CHARLIE’S BRAINS HAVE GOT TO BE SCRAMBLED AT THIS POINT! MALCOLM WITH A MILITARY PRESS OVER HIS HEAD AND HE JUST HAULS CHARLIE INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!
(Charlie’s exhausted, battered, and bloodied body is once again zapped with electricity. The camera cuts to Jordie, who’s watching with fear in her eyes.)
James Peters: Malcolm just needs to go ahead and end this match right now. Both men have suffered enough. I don’t care what your personal opinions of them are, they’re both human beings dammit. They don’t deserve this and fuck anyone who’s enjoying this sort of brutality.
Rich Russillo: … I like it, tho.
James Peters: O.
(Malcolm stands over Charlie, and even though he’s in just as bad shape, the EAW World Champion is smiling. Malcolm has retrieved the railroad spike.)
Rich Russillo: I think Malcolm is about the end the hopes and dreams of Charlie Marr…
James Peters: HEY! JORDIE RIPLEY JUST SNATCHED ALL OF OUR WATER BOTTLES FROM THE TABLE!
(The crowd, who have mostly watched the match in horror, gasp as Jordie begins throwing water onto the cage’s door in an attempt to short circuit it! Sparks start to fly as the referee and Malcolm both turn their attention to her! Malcolm starts screaming at Jordie, who yanks the cap off a full bottle of water and hurls the liquid inside the ring! Malcolm is quick to dart out of the way but the referee ends up soaked.)
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE HAS STAGGERED BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE THROWS HIMSELF AT MALCOLM! THEY SLAM INTO THE REFEREE AND OH MY FUCKING GAWD. THE REFEREE FALLS INTO THE CAGE!!!!
James Peters: :damn:
Crowd: 😐 :damn: :lupe: LSKDJFLSDKJFLSDKF SDLFJ SLDFKJ SLDKFJ SLDKFJ SLDJF SLDFJ LSDKJFSDF
Rich Russillo: Oh sweet Jesus…
(The referee is down and convulsing on the mat.)
James Peters: MEANWHILE JORDIE RIPLEY HAS YANKED OPEN THE DOOR OF THE CAGE AND GOTTEN INSIDE! SHE JUMPS ON MALCOLM’S BACK AND DIGS HER FINGERNAILS INTO HIS EYES! MALCOLM SHAKES OFF JORDIE AND SHE TUMBLES TO THE GROUND! HE SNATCHES HER UP BY THE HAIR AND RAMS HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE PAIN JORDIE RIPLEY JUST EXPERIENCED AS THOSE ELECTRIC CURRENTS RAN THROUGH HER BODY!!!!
Rich Russillo: The cage door is still sparking from where she threw water on it, and now the rest of the cage seems to be malfunctioning as well. This shit could go up in flames…
James Peters: You act like we didn’t have a Flaming Weapons match earlier…
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE HAS TAKEN MALCOLM DOWN FROM BEHIND AND HAS JABBED HIM IN THE SHOULDER WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE! MALCOLM HAS JUST BEEN STABBED BUT HE’S SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING! HE AND CHARLIE ARE ROLLING AROUND IN THIS NASTY, BLOODY RING FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND IT’S MALCOLM WHO WRESTLES IT AWAY FROM CHARLIE! MALCOLM HAS CONTROL OF THE SPIKE AND HE SLAMS IT INTO CHARLIE’S FOREHEAD! FRESH BLOOD IS POURING DOWN CHARLIE’S FACE NOW AND MALCOLM IS GOING TO END THIS MATCH NOW! MALCOLM IS CARVING UP CHARLIE’S HEAD WITH THAT SPIKE AND HE THROWS IT TO THE SIDE. MALCOLM BRINGS CHARLIE UP AND HOOKS HIM IN POSITION! THE L-TRAIN! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS ON CHARLIE AND MALCOLM HAS HIM PINNED!
Crowd: 1… 2… 3!!!!
James Peters: THIS CROWD CAN COUNT TO 100 BECAUSE THERE IS NO REFEREE! HE’S LIKELY DEAD! MALCOLM JONES IS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE LITERALLY SHOULD HAVE RETAINED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP JUST NOW! WE NEED ANOTHER REFEREE OUT HERE RIGHT AWAY!
(“Me” by Taylor Swift featuring Brendon Urie begins to blast across the public address system and the crowd absolutely loses their shit.)
Rich Russillo: :noah: NOT HER!
(The jeers get even louder once Veena strolls out from behind the guerilla curtain wearing a fitted referee’s shirt, small black high-waisted shorts, and black and white Nikes.)
James Peters: NO! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!
Rich Russillo: #NOTMYREFEREE
(The look on Malcolm’s face is priceless as Veena blows him a kiss and twirls a strand of platinum hair around her perfectly manicured finger.)
James Peters: Where the fuck is Captain Charisma?!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is doing everything he can to control his rage right now, especially considering the fact he had Charlie beat. The champ turns around and goes back to work, BUT THERE’S JORDIE! SHE JUST HIT MALCOLM IN THE FACE WITH THE 2X4!!! MALCOLM IS DOWN AND JORDIE GRABS CHARLIE, DRAGGING HIS BODY OVER MALCOLM’S! NO! NO! NO! FUCK THIS!
James Peters: VEENA JUST GOT IN THE RING AND IS COUNTING!
Rich Russillo: NO! NO! NO! NO!
James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM. KICKED. OUT. FUCK. YES.
James Peters: VEENA SCREAMS AT JORDIE TO FINISH MALCOLM AND SHE RAISES THE 2X4 OVER HER HEAD! JORDIE SLAMS IT DOWN ON MALCOLM’S FA- NO! MALCOLM CAUGHT IT! MALCOLM CAUGHT! MALCOLM CAUGHT THE 2X4 AND JORDIE ISN’T STRONG ENOUGH TO WRESTLE IT AWAY FROM HIM! JORDIE LETS GO OF THE WEAPON AND FALLS ON HER BOTTOM, AND MALCOLM GETS TO HIS FEET! HE GRABS JORDIE BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HER OVER TO CHARLIE!
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): This your daddy? This overrated, overhyped, Taliban looking mother fucker?
(Malcolm takes the 2×4 and points it at Jordie.)
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): Fuck both of you.
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM LETS GO OF JORDIE AND GOES TO SLAM THE 2X4 DOWN ON TOP OF CHARLIE!
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! CHARLIE MOVED! THE 2X4 SLAMS INTO THE MAT AND BY GAWD! CHARLIE IS SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET NOW! MALCOLM WHIRLS AROUND… SWINGING WILDLY, BUT CHARLIE LEAPS OVER THE 2X4 AND MALCOLM MISSES HIM! CHARLIE WITH A DROP KICK AND THAT THING GOES FLYING OUT OF MALCOLM’S HAND! CHARLIE WITH A FOREARM TO MALCOLM THAT CATCHES THE CHAMP IN THE FACE! MALCOLM FIRES BACK! CHARLIE WITH A FOREARM! MALCOLM WITH A FOREARM! CHARLIE! MALCOLM! CHARLIE! MALCOLM! CHARLIE! MALCOLM! BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE AND BOTH MEN ARE HITTING ONE ANOTHER AS HARD AS THEY CAN!!!!
Rich Russillo: This truly is a Bloodsport :wow:
James Peters: IT’S MALCOLM WHO GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO CHARLIE’S GUT! HE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE NECK AND SHOVES HIM FORWARD! CHARLIE GETS HIS ARMS UP BUT HE COLLIDES WITH THE CAGE AND MALCOLM GRABS CHARLIE AND ROLLS HIM UP!
Rich Russillo: VEENA DOESN’T BOTHER TO GET DOWN AND COUNT AND MALCOLM LETS GO OF CHARLIE! MALCOLM STORMS OVER TO VEENA WHO THROWS HER HANDS UP! MALCOLM JONES AND VEENA ADAMS ARE FACE TO FACE NOW AND MALCOLM HAS HIS HAND CLENCHED INTO A FIST! PUNCH HER MALCOLM! JUST FUCKING DOING IT!!!
James Peters: BUT WAIT!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE MARR GRABS MALCOLM BY THE TIGHTS AND ROLLS HIM UP! CHARLIE WITH A ROLL UP! HE HAS THE TIGHTS! VEENA DROPS TO HER KNEES!!!!!
Veena Adams (Off Mic): RING THE BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: NO! NO! THAT IS NOT THE ENDING! PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME THAT IS NOT THE END OF MALCOLM JONES’ EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!
(Veena has slipped out of the cage and has snatched the EAW World Championship from the timekeeper’s table. She barks at Bella to do her job.)
Bella Braxton: …. Ladies and gentlemen… uh… your winner and NEW EAW World Champion… Charlie Marr…
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta blasts across the PA system as the cage begins to rise. Jordie throws herself into Charlie’s arms and wraps her arms around his neck. Charlie almost looks a little stunned at the turn of events.)
Rich Russillo: ….
(Charlie and Jordie quickly roll out of the ring and join Veena on the outside, while an absolutely shocked and furious Malcolm Jones remains in the middle of the ring. Veena passes the EAW World Championship to Charlie and raises his hand, and Charlie glances at the title. Veena lets him go and Charlie takes a minute to hold the championship in both hands and look down at it. It was the one thing they said he would never win. No one gave him a fighting chance in this match. There wasn’t a single soul inside the TD Garden who had wanted him to beat Malcolm. An evil smirk crosses Charlie’s beaten up and swollen face and he raises the title in the air.)
James Peters: In all my years of doing this, I honestly don’t even know what to say right now…
(Trash and debris are hurled at Charlie, Jordie, and Veena.)
Rich Russillo: Look at MJ right now…
(There’s only one emotion on Malcolm’s face right now, and that is of anger. His eyes are on the grinning Charlie Marr, who’s currently holding up the belt and kissing Jordie will being pelted with garbage. Veena is beaming, having clearly orchestrated this herself, and for someone like Malcolm, someone so passionately angry all the time, it’s the last straw.)
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES IS OUT OF THE RING AND HE’S MADE A BEELINE FOR CHARLIE! CHARLIE GRABS JORDIE AND THE TWO OF THEM JUMP INTO THE CROWD! MALCOLM SKIDS TO A STOP AND NOW HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO VEENA! VEENA’S JAW DROPS AND SHE TURNS AROUND, STARTING TO RUN! MALCOLM CATCHES HER BY THE ARM AND JUST SLAMMED HIS FIST RIGHT INTO HER FACE! OH MY GOD! MJ HAS SNAPPED! MJ HAS SNAPPED!
(EAW officials and security come rushing down to the ring as Malcolm literally beats the hell out of Veena. She’s completely defenseless and it takes an entire team of referees to pull Malcolm off of Veena! Medics have rushed down to check on Veena, as well as several members of the EAW board. Malcolm is fighting and struggling, kicking and swearing and fighting off everyone he can in an attempt to just kill the Chairman’s niece. It takes Ashten Cross and Jon Conning both to help security and the referees get control of Malcolm and keep him from doing any further damage.
Veena has been helped into a sitting position, and her pale face has already turned purple and her left eye is swollen shut. She spits blood and is visibly shaken, but there’s not a single person inside the building who feels sorry for her. The medics help her up, while security drags Malcolm away. Veena shoves off the medics and staggers towards Bella, ripping the microphone from her hands.)
Veena Adams: MALCOLM! HEY MALCOLM JONES!!
(Malcolm shrugs off the security guards who are holding him and turns around, staring down the ramp at Veena. Ashten Cross and Jon Conning are trying to talk to her and calm her down, but Veena starts screaming at them. Conning throws his hands up and Cross closes his eyes, because everyone damn well knows that no one is going to beat the shit out of Veena Adams and get away with it.)
(An evil smile crosses Veena’s destroyed face.)
Veena Adams: YOU’RE FIRED!
(Malcolm goes to rush down the ramp but he is literally tackled by security. This time they have to handcuff him in order to subdue him and keep him from further digging his own grave.)
(The camera cuts to the backstage area where Matt Daniels is seen watching the chaos and fuckery unfold on a monitor.)
Matt Daniels: They pulled it off…
(Matt is stunned as he watches Malcolm being hauled out of the scene. The camera cuts to Veena, who is bickering with Cross and Conning, no doubt over the fact she just fired the now former EAW World Champion, Malcolm Jones. However the final shot of the night is of the crowd, the crowd who is livid, upset, and just disappointed over what had just transpired, and standing in the middle of that crowd, at one of the exit ramps, with their arms wrapped around one another are Charlie Marr and Jordie Ripley. Charlie trolls the crowd by raising the championship up, and he looks down at Jordie. She bats her eyes at him and the two start kissing as the scene fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)