(Highlights of EAW’s first event play)
(CM Ronn is shown defeating Jaywalker to become the first EAW Champion)
(CM Ronn vs. Mak feud is highlighted)
(Highlights of EAW’s return show play)
(Captain Charisma vs. RRS feud is highlighted)
(Highlights from MVM’s undefeated streak play)
(Masters is shown winning the first Grand Rampage)
(Highlights from the first ever Pain For Pride play)
(The highlight clips are fast forwarded to present day, showing 2010 highlights)
(CM Banks winning the WHC, The first ever Hell in a Cell match at Reasonable Doubt, The formation of the Generation Genesis, Cyclone winning the Grand Rampage, clips from PFP 3 and clips from the feuds of KD vs. Cy and Jaywalker vs. Impact vs. Starr play)
(Camera fades into the arena, panning over the thousands of fans. A huge pyro goes off on the stage and the camera fades down to the announcers)
Mr. DEDEDE: WELCOME!!! TODAY, DECEMBER 24TH, 2010 MARKS THE THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREATEST WRESTLING PROMOTION THAT HAS EVER BEEN IN EXISTANCE!! Mr. DEDEDE here and it’s an HONOR to open this spectacular show with my voice in front of all of you tonight… alongside me is WWEFan-Taker-McMahon and we’re set to bring you an AWESOME representation of what EAW is tonight… which a WHOLE BUNCH of CLASSIC matches involving names that you’ve seen in EAW’s finest moments over the years!
WWEFan: And don’t forget, DDD… tonight is also the 2010 EAW Awards show! Men and women who have carried EAW through the year of 2010 will get their reward tonight, I can’t wait to see the winners!
Mr. DEDEDE: That’s true, WWEFan… Dynasty’s got a whole bunch of nominees up for awards tonight… and that’s no surprise considering the guys we’ve got on our brand carrying the entire company of EAW!
WWEFan: Don’t get so cocky about your home brand, DDD… Showdown has its fair share of nominees as well… we’ll see who the winners are…
Mr. DEDEDE: Yes, we will, Fan… in fact.. I think it’s time to hand out the first award of the night!
(Flashback’s music hits as he steps out to the stage in a suit and tie and heads up to the podium)
Mr. DEDEDE: Here we go, folks! The first of the many 2010 EAW Awards is about to be handed out! Please welcome the host for our Awards Presentations tonight… Flashback!
Ring Announcer: Introducing the HOST of the 2010 EAW Awards… FLASSHHHBACKKKK!!!!
(Flashback leans in toward the mic)
Flashback: Thank you, thank you everyone. As we know, with the year 2010 coming to a close… tonight is a special night not only for the tremendous history over the last three years to gaze back upon… But also for the extremists, events and special moments that we’ve all witnessed throughout THIS year of 2010. Championships have been won, memories have been CEMENTED in all of our minds.. and quite possibly, LEGENDS have been made. I’m out here tonight to reward the people who made these things possible throughout this year… and with that said… without further a due… Let’s get to the first award!
(Feud of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the feuds between KD and Cyclone, HBB and Banks, Robbie V and Jaywalker & StarrStan, Impact and Jaywalker)
(Flashback grabs an envelope from the podium)
(Crowd goes silent in anticipation as Flashback begins to open the envelope)
Flashback: And the winner is………………….. KEVIN DEVASTATION VS. CYCLONEEE!!!!
(Kevin Devastation’s music hits and Flashback applauds as KD comes out to accept the award)
Kevin Devastation (stepping up to the podium and grabbing his award): Thank you… Not much of a shock to me that I’ve won the award. All the great moments I had, man… It’s nice to see hard work… or at least good work pay off.
Flashback: Well, KD… It seems you’re forgetting about Cyclone. After all, not only you won the award. Cyclone won it as well.
Kevin Devastation: Yeah, whatever man. We all know who carried the feud… who screwed Cyclone over at every chance he got. I was the reason this award is in my hands right now… and I’d like to thank the fans for all the hate I got… because it only fueled my actions even more.
(KD heads over to the center of the stage with a mic in his hands)
Kevin Devastation: You see… EVERY TIME you booed me… every time I had a little kid throw his popcorn at me… and the fat guy in the front row dump his beer on me… It only motivated me to piss you people off even FURTHER. I love to see people mad for ruining the day of your “HERO…” And I REALLY LOVE the fact that you allow the fact that your “Hero’s” day got ruined… to ruin YOUR day…
(As KD is speaking, the camera pans over to Cyclone sneaking up to the podium with his finger to his lips to quiet the fans)
(Cyclone grabs the Award without KD noticing and takes a mic off of the podium)
Kevin Devastation: So I’d like to thank nobody but you, the fans… because all the hate you give me only pushed me up to the top of the ladder..
Cyclone: Congratulations to Cyclone on winning this prestigious award, we’ll be back with more awards to come!
(KD turns around in rage after being cut off as Cyclone escapes backstage with the Award)
(Camera cuts to Flashback)
Flashback: Kevin Devastation and Cyclone also won the award for match of the year, along with Extreme Enigma in their Triple Threat Match at Pain For Pride 3.. Cyclone also excelled in singles awards, taking home the titles of Breakout Extremist of the Year and winning the Shocking Moment Award as well for winning the Grand Rampage, and on that note… Cyclone also helped the Grand Rampage take home the Free Per View of the Year Award! To be presented later on tonight, Cyclone, as well as KD are nominated for the awards EAW Champion of the Year, Stable of the Year and Extreme Moment of the Year.. and Cy is nominated for Extremist of the Year along with Most Improved and Promoer of the Year! Congratulations to both of these men, because clearly, considering all the awards they’re up for… they both were a HUGE part of EAW this year!
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL…and is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES!!!…Introducing first the challengers…I give to you Heart Break Boy and Alexander Da Vinci…DYNASTY-X!!!
(Dynasty-Xs music plays as DX comes out to the ring throwing glow sticks to the crowd)
Announcer: And now I give to you the Champions….Mister Blood and The Dark Demon….THE Decipals of Death!!!
(DoDs music plays as Mister Blood and Dark Demon come to the ring carrying the tag team titles)
Mister DDD: This match is not going to be for the feint of heart! The Referee shows off the Championship Titles, and ALEXANDER DA VINCI SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY, KNOCKING HIM DOWN, AS DYNASTY-X TEE OFF PUNCHES AND SHOTS AND MORE PUNCHES AT DoD!!! ADV taking on Blood, strike after strike, and Demon is CLOBBERED with angry fists from HBB!!! But Demon grabs the arm, wrenches HBBs arm, and PULLS him in for a destructive clothesline!!! This is an all-out, tornado Tag Team free for all! First to pin wins the Titles for their team!!! Demon is on his knee’s contemplating, and ADV is HOISTED by Blood after attempting to knock him down with a Kick!!! slides down behind Mister Blood, and ADV connects a CLOTHESLINE into Blood’s spine!!! …
WWEFan: And Blood plunges facefirst into the Turnbuckle!!! And Blood turns around, as ADV lifts the leg, and BAM!!! Connects a push kick!!!! And ADV backs into the ropes, jumps over to the downed Blood, and connects a KNEEDROP into the Midsection of Blood!, Rebounds back to his feet, and connecs a Legdrop into Blood’s face!!! Alexander gets back to his feet, and Demon DRIVES a STOPSIGN dead into Da Vinci’s face!!! … But!!!…. ADV DROPS TO HIS BACK, And Demon accidently rams the Stopsign into Blood’s gut!!! And ADV GETS BACK UP! ADV turns around, and connects a CLOTHESLINE into Demon’s jaw!!!! Sending him over the turnbuckle, toppling to the outside of the ring!!! And both HBB and ADV grab Blood… whip him into the ropes… and Blood returns!!!…
Mister DDD: DX go for a Double Clothesline… but Blood DUCKS under the arms, backs into the ropes and connects a MASSIVE double clothesline!!! Knocking both men down!!! HBB rolls out of the ring quickly, and ADV rolls towards the turnbuckle, as Mister Blood grabs Alexander…. and CLUTCHES A BEARHUG!!!! Alexander Da Vinci is having the LIFE wrenched right out of him!!!! HBB is lifting the Ring Apron, and he pulls out a Kendo Stick!!! That is a mean looking Kendo Stick, and Heart Break Boy is climbing up the apron, ready to get into the ring…. but Dark Demon SWEEPS the legs of HBB, knocking him down on the apron, and to the outside! And as HBB is down, Demon connects a KICK, DEAD INTO THE RIBS OF HBB!!!! And connects ANOTHER Shot!!! Demon pulls HBB to his feet now….
WWEFan: And DARK DEMON IRISH WHIPS HEART BREAK BOY FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! As the force Plunges HBB into the Cade!!! And as HBB’s war torn back is leaned on it, Demon lifts the Kendo Stick… RUNS TOWARD HBB, AND DRIVES IT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!!!! As HBB falls flat on his face, clutching his gut, Dark Demon connects SEVERAL more shots into HBB’s spine, as he lets out a cry!! In the ring, Mister Blood has ADV lifted in Powerslam Position…. and BLOOD CONNECTS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
But Da Vinci kicks out!!!!
WWEFan: ADV was trapped in that bearhug, and because of it he is having difficulties breathing!!! Blood lifts ADV by his HAIR, onto his Shoulder again…. and Blood is going for another Powerslam!!! But ADV slithers down Blood’s spine, and connects a clothesline into the back of his skull…. and Demon is on the apron, as Mister Blood is DRIVEN into his own partner!!! But Demon springs over Blood as he falls to the middle rope under him, and Demon LEAPS TOWARDS ADV!!!!….
Mister DEDEDE: And Dark Demon connects A DEMONS DDT!!!!!! THE EVENFLOW IS HIT!!!!!! OH MY LORD!!! ADV IS DOWN!!!! AND DEMON COVERS
BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!
Mister DDD: Demon is SHOCKED at the Kickout!!!! Demon sits up in utter shock!!!! And he grabs the both of ADV’s legs… and Blood is back up, as Da Vinci is CATAPAULTED TOWARDS BLOOD, AND BLOOD CLOBBERS ADV WITH A CROSSBODY!!!! AND ADV IS SENT SPINEFIRST INTO DEMONS KNEE’S!!!! And Alexander is stuck in that position, until Blood gets up, and connects ELBOW DROP after ELBOW DROP into Alexander’s sternum!!! Demon gets back up, pulls ADV’s legs towards the middle of the ring…. and is going for the BLACK OUT MISERY!!! AND SURE ENOUGH, HE HAS IT!!!!! DEMON HAS THE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!!!! ADV WANTS TO TAP!!!! Now HBB!!! Look at HBB, on the Apron with a Steel Chair!!! And HBB TOSSES a Steel Chair towards Mister Blood…. and Blood catches it, clutches it, and HBB CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS off of the ropes…. AND CONNECTS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, INTO MISTER BLOOD!!!!…
WWEFan: An Alert Demon has two options, to release and attack, or to increase and force ADV to tap!!! And Demon chooses to keep the hold, AND INCREASES THE PRESSURE, DOUBLING IT, BUT BAD MISTAKE, AS HBB GRABS THE CHAIR, AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES ON DEMON WITH THE CHAIR DEAD INTO THE FACE!!!! That was a MEAN HIT!!! And DEMON lands in a seated position infront of the Turnbuckle, and HBB covers Demon’s upper body with the Chair…. and HBB shakes ADV to get him up, but Alexander might be temporarily paralyzed from that EVIL onslaught!!! And HBB backs up, close to the Turnbuckle…. and HBB LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO GO FOR SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! WE’VE ONLY SEEN 1 PERSON PULL IT OFF!!! CAN IT BE?!!??! HBB CHARGES!!!…..
Mister DDD: WAIT A SECOND, BLOOD LEAPS FROM THE GROUND, AND OUT OF ADRENALINE, PLANTS HBB WITH A SPEAR INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!SPEAR ON HBB, FROM NOWHERE!!! And Blood, groggy, dizzy, battered and nearly defeated is trying to recooperate!!! BUT LOOK! Climbing to his feet using the Ropes… its ADV!!! And ADV has a Trashcan!!! ADV is up holding a Trashcan!!! And Demon! Demon of all people is on his feet… and groggily turns around towards Da Vinci… and ADV TOSSES THE TRASHCAN HIGH INTO THE AIR, INFRONT OF DEMON…. AND AS IT FALLS, ADV CONNECTS A BIG BOOT!!!!! INTO THE TRASHCAN!!!!!!! INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON!!! DEMON IS BUSTED OPEN AND DEVASTATED!!!! DEMON HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED!!!!
WWEFan: But look at Mister Blood!!!! Mister Blood is in the Corner!!! Blood is POUNCING!!!! RAVING!!! WAITING FOR ADV TO TURN AROUND!!! ….. AND OH NO!!!!! OH NO!!!! BLOOD CONNECTS THE BLOOD MISSLE!!! THE BLOOD MISSLE ON ADV!!!! …. BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!! HBB SHOVES ADV OUT OF THE WAY, AND ADV IS SHOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND RIGHT BEFORE THE BLOOD MISSLE CONNECTS, ITS HBB IN THE WAY!!!!! AND THE HEART BREAK BOY WITH THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY LIFTS HIS RIGHT FOOT UP CONNECTING SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MISTER BLOOD!!!!
Mister DDD: WOW!!!
WWEFan: AND HEART BREAK BOY COVERS MISTER BLOOD!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Dynasty-X’s music plays as Crowd Cheer’s when Heart Break Boy climbs out of the ring, and is handed all 4 Belts )
Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…. AND THE NEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!! DDDYYYYNNNAAASSSTTTYYY—XXX!!!!!!!!
(Camera fades back to Flashback)
Flashback: Well I guess that’s my cue to present the next award! It’s time to announce the World Heavyweight Champion of the Year!
(World Heavyweight Champion of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the reigns of Y2Impact, CM Banks, the Heart Break Boy and HRDO)
Flashback: Alright, settle down everyone… (Flashback grabs the envelope)… And the winner is…. C-M BAAAAAAANNNNNKSSSS!!!!
(CM Banks’ music hits as he heads out to accept his award)
CM Banks: Thank you Flashback, everyone else… I gotta say, all bias aside… I had a pretty damn good reign as the Heavyweight Champion of the World this year… The Year of Banks was the most fun I’ve ever had in my career… and a strap with a golden plate around my waist made it even better. I’d like to accept this award on behalf of the Generation Genesis. No… don’t get me wrong. That does NOT include Hurricane Hawk or Maria…. I’m accepting the award on behalf of what Generation Genesis was SUPPOSED to be… and on behalf of what I did to achieve our goal. The steps I took led me to the World Heavyweight Championship… and it led the Generation Genesis in the right direction.. with absolutely no thanks to either Hurricane Hawk or Maria. I repeat… NO THANKS TO HURRICANE HAWK… OR MARIA.
(Banks takes the award from the podium and his music hits. He shakes Flashback’s hand and heads backstage)
Flashback: CM Banks also won the award for Stable of the Year alongside his stable-mates: Y2Impact, Hurricane Hawk, Jaywalker, Lethal Consequences and Maria. He’s nominated for the Extremist of the Year award to be announced later tonight. A good year for CM Banks, congrats are certainly in order for him!
( Cyclone’s music plays, as he walks out holding a Microphone )
Mr.DEDEDE: What is he doing out here… (no)
WWEFan: Hmm.. strange… Cyclone wasn’t really scheduled for a match. But clearly Cyclone has got something to say, being that he’s walking out here with a microphone. Cy ofcorse faces the EAW Champion himself, my colleague Mr.DEDEDE at King of Extreme, and we’re fixing on hearing from him now!
Mr.DEDEDE: .. no comment. ( Cyclone is standing in the ring as his music stops )
Cyclone: Four-score.. well… forget it, Three Years ago, ladies and genetlemen…
Cyclone: Three years ago, the term “Extreme Answerz Wrestling” became a STATEMENT. Two years ago, Extreme Answerz Wrestling became a Household Name. One year ago, Extreme Answerz Wrestling became a Crown Jewel. And on this day, EAW becomes a PHENOMENOM. All of the hype that goes into this show is 100 % real. It’s as real as the blood on this arena, week in and week out for the last three years.
Cyclone: All of the hatred, all of the animosity, all of the passion, and all of the lust that the EAW Superstars are driven by to this very day, derives from the spark that started in the beginning. I don’t come here to preech about how great this company is, I come here to remind everyone why we’re here. Despite me not having a match, im CELEBRATING. Celebrating with my friends and with my enemies. Because it’s the cause that has made us all what we are today.
Cyclone: We’re all imperfect, and from the beginning of every career in the back to every interest of you fans out here, we’ve grown. EAW has matured us, and here we are on this fateful day. And if theres one guy that I’ve looked up to for all these years. One guy… who’s name ISNT Mr.DEDEDE by the way.. ( Camera shows DEDEDE rolling his eyes and shaking his head ) …
Cyclone: It was the one guy who clearly worked harder than ANYBODY I’ve seen before. The one guy who looked like he cared the most, and put his neck on the line the most, and didn’t stop at ANYTHING until he became the EAW Champion. In my eyes, the true greatest Legend in EAW History. I wanna bring that guy out today, and right now…. Ladies and Gents, please welcome a true TESTAMENT to t wExtreme Answerz Wrestling is all about… MASTERS!!!! ..
( Masters’ music plays as he walks out in jeans, the trademarked “Masters” shirt and shades )
Mr.DEDEDE: Can somebody just wake me up when its over…
WWEFan: Hey, DEDEDE, you may not like Cyclone but the kid is paying respect to the hard work that all of us, INCLUDING YOU have done. Let him do his thing… ( Masters and Cyclone exchange handshakes, and Masters is handed his own mic )
Masters: Thanks, Cy.. Cyclone man… im honored that you’d choose me to come out here. But don’t speak for me. Speak for all of us. Everything from EAW’s first member ( me ) down to the newest member, is all a testament to what this show is about. All of the bumps that we take, all of the moves that we make, all of the risks don’t amount up to tonight. Cyclone, tonight— ( A Deep and Dark voice is heard over the Titantron, as the camera fades to the screen playing footage of a man in dark robes standing infront of a wall, displaying classic EAW Moments )
WWEFan: What’s this??
Robed Man: Ha ha…. this is NOT a drill. Extreme Answerz Wrestling, we are seeking REVENGE. And tonight we look to change the landscape of Extreme Wrestling AGAIN, and TAKE OVER.. kind of like… a “Virus”?? .. haha… ( The footage on the wall accidently switches to Baboon Porn as the robed man turns around and waves his arms )
Robed Man: KJORS!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT!!
Overheard Voice: Sorry Tyler… ( The footage switches to fish porn, racoon porn and finally back to the historical EAW Moments )
WWEFan: Somebody must’ve borrowed EOE’s suitcase!
Robed Man: Okay, anyways… uhh like I was saying EAW, we are coming, and we are coming in a force like NEVER BEFORE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! … ( The screen blacks out, as the camera fades back to Cyclone and Masters looking at the screen )
Masters: Man.. That… was actually pretty creepy. And not because of the dark robes..
Cyclone: Somebody must’v switched tapes in the production truck..
Mr.DEDEDE: Can somebody end this please???
Masters: That threw me off… uh… well… Cyclone.. im really out here because I want to make this Masters appearance mean something. I’m out here with a purpose.. and that purpose is… I wanna pass my torch over to you.
Mr.DEDEDE: What torch??
Cyclone: You.. really??
Masters: Really, Cy… And ya wanna know something? I want you to carry that torch proudly. I want you to become the greatest EAW Champion EVER. And more importantly… ( Masters leans over the ropes, facing Mr.DEDEDE on the announce table )
Masters: I WANT YOU TO KICK MISTER DEDEDE’S ASS… ( DEDEDE stands up from his seat, and stares into Masters’ firey eyes ) .. ( Masters drops the mic, as his music blares and he celebrates in the ring with Cyclone )
WWEFan: Man… ( Mr.DEDEDE sits down )
Mr.DEDEDE: It’s all abunch of useless hype. Ignore that crap.. lets just move on with the show… Cyclone can hype himself up to be all he wants, but as long as im holding the EAW Championship he’s NEVER gonna be the champ…
WWEFan: Well moving on here..
(Vixen of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from SG1, Nicole, Kendra, Maria, Cherise and HBG)
Flashback: Back again everybody.. and after seeing those clips, I don’t know whether to break out the vaseline or hide under the podium and brace for impact! Let’s see who won the award!
(Flashback grabs the envelope and opens it, turning it to the camera)
Flashback: The winner of the Vixen of the Year Award… KENNNNDRAAAA SHAMEEZZZZZ!!!!
(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she comes out to the podium, accepting the award from Flashback)
Kendra Shamez: Oh my gosh! I’m so happy to be honored with this award… I know I’ve done a lot this year… being GM over on Dynasty, an assistant to Jaywalker on Showdown… an active Vixen and carrying this Vixens Championship with me along the way… but I’d also like to congratulate all the other ladies on the roster… All of you have done such a great job, thank you. I’d also like to thank EAW for hiring me and giving me so many opportunities to get my name up in lights! And last, but not least… there’s the fans… I’d like to thank all of my supporters! I love you all!
(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she exits with her Award)
*La Secta Apocalyptica’s music hits as the show returns to the air*
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!…Now making his way to the ring….From THE KINGDOM OF HADES….ACOMPANIED BY KEEEEEEVIN DEVASTAAAATION…THE DARK EMPEROR!!!
WWEFan: We never really know what’s going through the mind of this man, it seems he could be either as stable or as psychotic as he wants, and it’ll be interesting to see Dark emperor accompanied by his long time friend and tag partner Kevin against his former rival, Viper who is coming out with Robbie V shortly.
*RoViper’s music hits*
Announcer: And his opponent!…Making his way to the ring….From San Diego, California!…ACCOMPANIED BY ROBBIE V!!!…VIIIIIIPPPEERRRR!!!
Mister DDD: Certainly another man here who’s shown a lot of fight in him, a big future in EAW by winning the Unified Tag Titles, the InterWire Title, and nearly winning the EAW Title a few times.
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Looks as though this contest is gonna start as both men circle the ring…KD seems to be mouthing the letters “D-O-A” from the outside, but too late to tell as Viper quickly catches DE with a drop toe hold!
Mister DDD: It connects as Viper looks to follow up, turning it into a possible leg-lock maneuver! But DE quickly turns onto his back and forces Viper off. Viper backs up into the ropes as DE sits up…
WWEFan: Viper connects with a nice dropkick to the sternum of DE, knocking him back down! Viper, possibly going for a submission yet again, grabs the left foot of DE…and twists around…
Mister DDD: Figure 4 Leg-lock! But DE is able to stop the hold for a second time as he kicks Viper off into the corner…DE sits up again as Viper stops himself, jumps to the second turnbuckle and leaps back for a flying crossbody!!
WWEFan: But….but it seems The Dark Emperor has CAUGHT Viper by his throat as the crossbody nearly connected! DE’s choking the life out of Viper as he pulls himself to his feet…
Mister DDD: DE just throws Viper into the corner and follows up with an elbow square to Viper’s jaw! DE backs up…and runs with a full head of steam, connecting with a corner clothesline on Viper!
WWEFan: Viper woozily walks out of the corner and to the middle of the ring as DE capitalizes with a big boot, nearly flipping Viper!! DE goes to the ropes and knuckle bumps KD and then goes back to Viper who is being screamed advice at from Robbie. DE looks down at Viper with that vicious grin on his face..
Mister DDD: Dark Emperor reaches down..and clutches the mask of Viper! People just usually pull him up using that mask, but I think DE is gonna actually rip it off Viper’s head! DE is literally dragging Viper around the ring, clutching Viper’s mask!!
WWEFan: DE finally stops…and begins to just tear at Viper’s mask! Viper gets to one knee as Dark Emperor shows no signs of stopping…and Viper hits DE with an elbow to the chest! Another elbow!
Mister DDD: But that breaks DE’s grip as Viper nails DE with a shot to the head and follows up, getting DE with a wheelbarrow waist lock…but turning over in mid-move to connect with a NICE DDT!!
WWEFan: Viper quickly hooks the leg of Dark Emperor, looking to end this one!
Mister DDD: But no, Dark Emperor manages to kick out of it…Viper gets to his feet as DE tries to do the same…but Viper nails a kick to the leg of DE just as he nearly gets up! Viper nails a second kick, to the left leg this time..
WWEFan: DE is on both knees…and Viper swings with a buzzaw kick to DE’s skull!! But it’s caught by Emperor! DE gets to both feet…and pulls Viper in to connect with a back-breaking spinebuster!
Mister DDD: DE glances to the ropes and back at Viper…he pulls Viper back up and twists his arm…I think we know what’s to come as DE walks over to the corner and to the top turnbuckle!…
WWEFan: DE’s walking on that top rope for a good reason…and leaps off for some Old School!! But Viper quickly dodges the attack! DE turns around as Viper leaps to his shoulders for a hurricanrana!
Mister DDD: DE falls straight into the middle rope, we know what this means! Viper runs to the ropes and back for some 6! 1!!-But DE moves out of the way! Viper swings and misses as DE quickly swings for a big boot!!
WWEFan: But Viper ducks under it and counters with a dropkick from behind, causing DE to fall into the middle rope again!! And…6! 1!! 9!!!! CONNECTS!! A dazed DE backs up and Viper leaps off the top rope for a…WEST COAST POP!!-NO!
Mister DDD: DE connects with a kick to the gut of Viper and sets him up for a…..HELLHAMMER!!!! But Viper escapes the piledriver and counters with a drop toe hold, DE falls into the second rope for a third time!! And Viper swings off the ropes again-NO DEVASTATION JUST TRIPPED VIPER…And theres Robbie V face to face with Kevin Devastation, both men with fists up ready to fight. Viper slides out of the ring next to Robbie and DE slides out the opposite side near Kevin. And look folks, LSA and RoViper look at their partners now then at each other…AND ITS BROKEN DOWN HERE FOLKS!!!
WWEFan: KEVIN IS CONNECTING RIGHT HANDS INTO ROBBIE, AND VIPER IS THROWING KICKS AT DARK EMPEROR NOW!!! This one has turned from a match into a BRAWL!!! Kevin and Robbie are going up the ramp as Viper and DE are fighting now through through the crowd…And Robbie and KD are atop the ramp on the stage,and Robbie is getting the upper hand now with some thrust kicks to KDs legs. And Kevin Devastation is down onto one knee folks…And Robbie V backs up…AND THERES A SUPERKICK KNOCKING KEVIN DEVASTATION DOWN!!!
Mister DDD: Look theres a camera out in the crowd Fan, and theres DE and Viper fighting near the stage area, and Robbie sees them now. OH MY GOD HES NOT THINKING THAT…ROBBIE V ROLLING THUNDER AND BREATHING FIRE AS HE ROLLS AND NOW AT THE EDGE OF THE STAGE LEAPS OFF FOR A SUMMERSAULT SENTON DOWN ONTO DE AND VIPER SENDING ALL THREE MEN CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
WWEFan: The security are coming out now surounding all three men as the try and get up now…But im guessing theres one equation we havent solved yet as…KEVIN DEVASTATION SITS UP ON THE STAGE…And KD looks over his left shoulder and has a small grin on his face as he rises to his feet, The Security is here and they are helping DE,Viper and Robbie up as…
Mister DDD: KEVIN DEVASTATION RUNNING FULL SPEEDY DIVES OFF THE STAGE WITH THAT INFAMOUS RIDIN HIGH MANUVER SENDING ROBBIE…VIPER…DE…AND THE SECURITY DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! AND HERE COME THE COPS OUT FROM THE BACK BREAKING THIS THING UP NOW, And Security are getting RoViper and DE up and forcing them away from the stage…And the cops are handcuffing Kevin Devastation and taking him away, I think Kevin is taking a night in jail to take it to RoViper one last time folks. Crazy yet admirable folks, And DE and RoViper are shown being escorted out of the building as Kevin Devastation is shown being put in a police cruiser.
(Camera fades back to Flashback)
Flashback: Wow…. crazy stuff there, as always when RoViper and LSA cross paths! But moving on with the awards…. Of course, it’s always good to be a champion. But being an EAW Champion is a huge feat… One which only the toughest and most talented extremists are able to win. We’ve had a number of champions in this year of 2010… but only one can be the best. Let’s take a look at the nominees….
(EAW Champion of the Year Award graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the reigns of Mr. DEDEDE, Cyclone, Captain Charisma, EOE, KD and Extreme Enigma)
Flashback: Now… the BEST EAW Champion in the year of 2010 is…
(Flashback opens the envelope)
Flashback: ………………………. EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Extreme Enigma’s music hits as he comes out to accept the award)
Extreme Enigma: Man… Feels nice to get this award. Just getting a chance to be the EAW Champion is a huge feat… but being named the BEST EAW Champion of the year… Now that… That’s something else. Thanks Flashback… It feels great to win this award. I accept!
(Extreme Enigma shakes the hand of Flashback and takes his award backstage)
Flashback: Extreme Enigma has also won the award for Extreme Moment of the Year, with his 30-Foot leap onto Captain Charisma from the top of a ladder! Congrats to him for winning these two awards!
( Camera fades backstage to the infermary, where Hurricane Hawk is sitting with a busted up Maria whom has heavily wrapped bandages around her head ) … ( Maria leans her head onto Hawk and speaks softly to him )
Maria ( with a faint grin on her face ): So… what do you plan to do on Showdown?
Hurricane Hawk: Well the plan worked greatly, you got yourself to stand in the way of Banks’ attack. Now THATS taking one for the team… all im gonna do now is get Banks to be looked at as a sav– well.. I cant say anymore, the camera guy’s here.
Maria: My head really hurts, baby…
Hurricane Hawk: Stay calm for now.. Maria, ( Hawk sits up ), I gotta get out there for the match.
Maria: No!! … Hawk.. I can’t be here by myself. It’s not safe…
Hurricane Hawk: I know.. alright, look, im gonna get two guys to stay with you and guard you while im out there. Then ill be back on no time..
Maria: Okay… ( Hawk sits up, and steps outside of the room as he see’s Tyler Parker talking with John Alloy nearby ) ..
John Alloy: Don’t worry, he has it all planned out he should come out soon… ( John Alloy see’s Hawk ) .. okay, lets change the subject… Uhm, Yeah Tyler, you may THINK that you’re beating me ( Alloy lifts up his arms and flexes ) … but does it LOOK like you’ve got a chance against me?
Tyler Parker: You’re a cocky one aren’t you? You may be buff, but noones as dashing as me.. (smirk)
John Alloy: Uhm.. okay… being dashing might give you afew “Pretty Points”, but it’s not going to win you the mat– (Hawk walks up to Tyler and Alloy)
Hurricane Hawk: Excuse me… listen guys, I have to be out there for a match, and I need someone to look after Maria. She’s really hurt and I dont know where that lunatic banks is to be found… can the two of you stay with her until I get back?
John Alloy: Okay, pay us 10 bucks first…. ( Hawk rolls his eyes and pulls out his wallet )
John Alloy: EACH… We wanna order a pizza. ( Hawk pulls out two 10’s and hand it to the both of them )
Tyler Parker: Alright Hawk, we gotcha. Remember Alloy, its half of whatever you want and half vegetable for me. It’s good for my… complexion.
Hurricane Hawk: Oh brother (roll).. ( Hawk walks off ) … ( Both Tyler and Alloy walk into the room, and turn on the TV before shutting the door )
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL…Introducing first I give to you The former Vice President of EAW, accompaneed by the special referee for this match…I GIVE TO YOU WWEFan!!!!!
(WWEFans music plays as he and Jay walk down to the ring)
Announcer: And now, I give to you his opponent…Thou Who Hast Fallen From Grace Himself…EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!!
(Extreme Enigmas Music Plays as he walks down to the ring)
(DING DING DING)
Mister DDD: Everything is on the line.. WWEFan and Extreme Enigma are Circling the Ring, knowing deep in their minds that by the next Episode of Dynasty, One Person, whether it be Enigma or Jaywalker will not have the privlege of standing in that ring with their head held high!
Stew: And WWEFan is on the Turnbuckle…. and I Think WWEFan is Praying!! And FROM BEHIND, ENIGMA ATTACKS WWEFAN DURING PRAYER!!!! But WAIT!!! WWEFan had BRASS KNUCKLES in his hand, as he SWINGS it Right into Enigma’s GUT!!! EE is on his knee’s, and is in so much pain already! And WWEFan grabs EE, and throws Knife-Edged Chops RIGHT into the Sternum, over and over again! EE is on his feet, and using the Ropes for Support… and WWEFan whips EE into the Ropes behind him, But Enigma comes back with a DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!! EE is on his hands and knee’s and WWEFan is down but not out! WWEFan is trying to get back up, and EE attempts to pick up WWEFan…
Mister DDD: But WWEFan knee’s Enigma into the Gut Repeatedly! And he stumbles over to the Turnbuckle.. and WWEFan removes the Turnbuckle Padding, and BACKS EE up.. and Throws him SKULL FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! But Extreme Enigma covers his impact with his hands, and as WWEFan goes towards him, Enigma RAMS WWEFan’s head into the Turnbuckle! As WWEFan is dazed, EE backs up and hits another Clothesline, as Both men Fall to the Outside!!! And now EE is back on his feet, and he pulls out a… A Ball of Rolled up Barbedwire!!! And EE goes back under and pulls out a Barbedwire Wrapped Steel Chair!! Talk about EXTREME!! And EE grabs that Barbedwire Ball, and goes over to WWEFan, and Enigma RIPS off WWEFan’s Shirt, and SCRAPES THE BARBEDWIRE BALL ACROSS HIS CHEST!!!
Stew: But Wait a minute!!! WWEFan out of NOWHERE Smashes a Trashcan Lid over Extreme Enigma’s Skull! As the Trashcan lid has a GAPING hole in it thanks to WWEFan! And now EE is leaned over the Steel Ringpost, and WWEFan sets up a Nearby Steel Chair in a seated position…. and WWEFan is holding that trashcan lid… as WWEFan Backs up, LEAPS off of the Steel Chair and hits the trashcanm lid equipped Dropkick RIGHT into Extreme Enigma’s Skull! As The lid has Been bent right in half, and EE rolls back into the Ring!!! And Jaywalker goes over to Extreme Enigma!
Jay: You should give up Enigma…YOU CANT BEAT ME TONIGHT! NOT WHEN I HAVE YOUR GREATEST ENEMY FACING YOU BOY!
Stew: WWEFan now grabs the Barbedwire Steel Chair and the Rolled up Barbedwire the size of a soccer bar, and throws them into the Ring… and WWEFan goes under the Ring again and pulls out a Wooden Table!! And Slides in with it! Now WWEFan has hold of the Barbedwire Ball… and as Enigma gets back up… WHAM!!!
Mister DDD: WWEFan CLOCKS the Barbedwire Ball RIGHT into Extreme Enigma’s Face!!!!!! That is DEVASTATING!!! And now EE is on his hand’s and knees, and WWEFan places the Razor Sharp, Barbedwire Ball on Enigma’s Spine.. and WWEFan GRABS THE BARBEDWIRE CHAIR!! AND WWEFAN SMASHES THE CHAIR, AND FLATTENS THE BARBEDWIRE BAT STRAIGHT INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S SPINE!!!! WWEFAN WONT STOP!!!!
Stew: This is hard to watch DDD, and from behind Enigma is on his KNEES LOWBLOWS WWEFan…. and Swipes the Chair from WWEFan’s hands!! And WWEFan Turns around as EE SMASHES the Barbedwire Chair into WWEFan’s Spine!!! And WWEFan is down! Extreme Enigma is back up on his feet after that vicious Beating, and EE opens the Barbedwire Chair, and pulls a Long Strand of Barbedwire from the Ball. And EE WRAPS the Razor Sharp Stand of Barbedwire around WWEFan’s throat… and While WWEFan is in the ring, Enigma is on the Apron…. AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS STRANGLING WWEFAN WITH THE BARBEDWIRE!!! WWEFAN IS BEING CHOKED OUT AND STRANGLED BY THE BARBEDWIRE!!!
Mister DDD: And Extreme Enigma lets go, and EE gets back into the Ring and as WWEFan is on the ground, Enigma STOMPS over and over and over at WWEFan’s Chest!!!! And now Enigma grabs WWEFan, and grabs the Table, and Extreme Enigma sets it up near the Turnbuckle. And now EE goes over to WWEFan…. and picks up WWEFan… AND EE LIFTS WWEFAN ONTO THE TABLE!!! And EE climbs up the ropes and is going for… THE FALL FROM GRACE!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS GOING FOR THE FALL FROM GRACE!!! But Jaywalker leans against the ropes and shakes them causing EE to lose balance and fall to the mat landing on his feet. And WWEFan elbows at EE’s Head as he gets close to that table, and WWEFan slides out! And as WWEFan is groggy, EE turns around and runs for the Sunset Flip!!! … But WWEFan pushes Extreme Enigma out as EE ends up going over the Ropes onto the Ring Apron!
Stew: And now EE is hanging onto the Ropes… as WWEFan grabs the Barbedwire Steel Chair, and WWEFan goes over to Extreme Enigma…. and SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO EE’S SKULL!!! And EE is STILL hanging onto the Ropes!… And WWEFan SMASHES the Chair into Enigma’s Skull again!!! And EE is still hanging on!!! And WWEFan backs into the ropes and Shoulder blocks EE… as EE is sent FLYING ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND THAT WAS A THUD!!!!! The Table is only Cracked… But WWEFan isn’t Finished!!! WWEFAN IS CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND WWEFAN!!! WWEFAN IS GOING FOR THE LEAP OF FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mister DDD: JAYWALKER IS SAYING FINISH HIM, BUT OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND JAYWALKER…IT CANT BE!!! BEFORE WWEFan LEAPS, JOHNNY BAD BLOOD IS BEHIND JAYWALKER, AND SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE BACK OF JAYWALKER’S HEAD!!!! Damn it!!!! And WWEFan saw it! As WWEFan LEAPS off of the Turnbuckle onto Johnny Bad Blood and throws punch after punch!!! And now WWEFan grabs the Barbedwire Ball.. and WWEFan grabs two strands of Barbedwire and Wraps it around his Fists!!!! And Extreme Enigma is back up as WWEFan throws Punch after Punch after Punch into Johnny Bad Blood’s Head! And FROM BEHIND, OH MY GOD BOBBY CASH IS HERE AND IS GOING TO ATTACK WWEFAN… BUT WWEFAN THROWS ELBOWS STRAIGHT INTO BOBBY’S GUT!!! And WWEFan turns around and throws… A KNOCKOUT PUNCH STRAIGHT INBETWEEN JBB’S EYES!!!! As JBB Falls back and is seated infront of the Table Equipped Turnbuckle!!
Stew: And now WWEFan climbs the Turnbuckle…….. and WWEFan is STANDING ONTOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, CLEAR ACROSS JOHNNY BAD BLOOD!!! And WWEFan… WWEFAN LEAPS!!! NO NO NO HE DOESNT FOLKS, EXTREME ENIGMA IS THERE WITH A LOW BLOW ON WWEFan…AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW WITH WWEFan…AND THERES THE TWIST OF HATE!!!!!! DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW THROUGH THAT TABLE AS WWEFan IS LAID OUT, AND SO IS OUR REFEREE FOR THE EVENING THANKS TO HIS OLD CROONIES.
Mister DDD: BUT LOOK FOLKS, WALKING DOWN THE RAMP…IT CANT BE…ITS JENNY!!! IN A REFEREE SHIRT!!! AND ENIGMA CRAWLS ON WWEFan AS JENNY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HERES THE PINFALL!!!
(DING DING DING)
Announcer: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER…EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!
Mister DDD: WOW looks like 2009 again folks, The Foundation minus Jaywalker himself is in the middle of the ring holding each others hands up in the air, and Jay is regaining his wits on the outside now looking at the ring, and he is FURIOUS!!! Jaywalker is screaming at the people in the ring.
Stew: Damn what a match, Enigma was down and out, but it looks like if Jaywalker wants to trash the stable he started then those people will come back to haunt him.
( Camera fades to the outback of the arena ) …
( Tyler, Kjors, Brandon and Carlos are seen walking through a door-way amongst eachother ) …
Tyler: Alright boys, this is the venue for the stupid 3 Year Anniversary show. Its time for us to take over, guys..
Carlos: Uh.. lets do the math. Its the entire EAW Roster from the past and present vs us. Are we sure we’re up to this?
Kjors: Are you kidding me, we’ve got 3 EAW Championship reigns between the 4 of us. We can each take ATLEAST 12 guys.
Carlos: Alright, lets do this… ( A nosy admissions director ais seen from a distance )
Brandon: Great, we’re gonna break into this show and WREAK HAVOC! THE VIRUS IS BACK BABY!! ( A voice is heard ))
Voice: Excuse me… ( The entire Virus stable turns around and sees an 8 Foot Tall security guard standing before them )
Security Guard: Yeah, are y’all on the list?
Carlos: Well…. no.. this is kind of a hostile takeover.
Security Guard: (hmm) I see… well you can “hostile takeover” your way up out of here, because this is where superstars enter.
Tyler: LISTEN, “Boxcar 2.0”, we— ( Carlos pulls Tyler away from him and the Virus huddle into a group )
Carlos: Chill, Tyler…
Tyler: Are we really gonna let him disrespect us???
Kjors: No, but I have a better idea… if we cant sneak our way into the arena, then we’ll just have to buy our way into wreaking the havoc. We’ll get tickets, and we’ll take matters into our own hands..
Brandon: Sweet, lets beat it…
( The Virus walk out of the area, as the Security Guard looks on shaking his head ) ..
(Camera fades back to a smiling Flashback)
Flashback: We all know that EAW has its share of loudmouths, smooth talkers, and egotistical bastards obsessed with themselves and nothing else. But it’s time to crown the one man with the best Gift of Gab… the ability to Talk the Talk… It’s the Promoer of the Year Award!
(Promoer of the Year graphic appears along with highlights from notable promos made by Y2Impact, Cyclone, the Heart Break Boy, RRS and KD)
Flashback: And the Best Promoer from the Year of 2010 is……
Flashback: THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
(RRS’ music hits as he comes out to the stage)
RRS: No brainer huh? I’m glad the voters were able to make the right decision and choose me as promoer of the year. There’s a reason you rarely see a silent RRS… and that’s because I love to speak the truth. I love to break some reality into the heads of the naive people of Extreme Answerz Wrestling. There’s a difference between me and everyone else nominated for this award… and that difference is that I follow through with my words… I talk a lot, sure… but I prove my words true with my actions.. And THAT’s what makes me the best… and mark my words… I’m not done talkin.. and I’m not done fighting…. You Can Hate Me Now…
(RRS winks at the camera man in front of him and heads backstage with his award as the crowd cheers)
Flashback: RRS has also won the award for Return of the Year! He’s really come down from the dust and once again made a name for himself here in EAW.. A big part of EAW in 2010 indeed!
(3 Year Anniversary Returns as Flashback leans into the microphone on the podium)
Flashback: Welcome back to the show folks… we’re doin good thus far and I expect to continue on having a great show! It’s time to present our next award… An award that recognizes the top newcomer of the year of 2010… It’s the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!
(Rookie of the Year graphic shows as well as highlights from the young careers of Ashten Cross, SG2, Drake Blake, Siberian Wolverine, Vic Vendetta, Justin Windgate and Jon Kelton)
Flashback: Alright, let’s take a look at the winner of this year’s Rookie of the Year award!
Flashback: And the winner is….. (Flashback opens the envelope)….
Flashback: ASHHHTENNNNNN CROSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Flashback continues speaking as Ashten Cross’ music hits)
Flashback: Ashten Cross is also nominated for the Most Improved award! He’s had a great career so far, taking out the likes of Robbie V and feuding with Hall of Famer, Mister K!
Ashten Cross: It’s about time the Divine Nightmare gets his recognition for all the stuff I done… Fella, I’ll take this award. But no thanks goes out to anyone. It was rather obvious who would be getting this award considering all I’ve done… with NO help from anyone. I don’t need any HELP from anyone. There’s a reason that I love the pick fights… and that’s cuz I’m cocky… I’m confident… I know it, fella, you don’t need to tell me… But my cockiness… my confidence isn’t the reason I’m not thanking anybody tonight… The only person I have to thank is myself… because that’s the truth. That’s the facts. MY talent was what got me this award… not anything else… Hell… You know what? I don’t need this award to tell me that I’m the Rookie of the Year… I don’t even need a NOMINATION to tell me that I’m the EXTREMIST of the year… The fact remains… Ashten Cross.. is the present… and forever the future…
(Ashten Cross’ music hits as he drops the award on the stage and smiles at Flashback, slowly backing off the stage)
(Camera fades to the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and will be contested under EXTREME RULES!
(Sabina’s theme plays…crowd cheers)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen….Please welcome…the former THREE TIME VIXENS CHAMPION, EAW HALL OF FAMER, AND SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE….SAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Kendra’s theme plays…crowd cheers)
Announcer: Making her way to the ring, first…from Buffalo, New York….she is…THE EAW VIXENSSSSSSS CHAMPIONNNNNN…..KENDRAAAAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
(Maria Stratus’ theme plays….crowd boos)
(Maria does not come out)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…Due to the injuries she sustained at the previous episode of Showdown, Maria is UNABLE TO COMPETE TONIGHT!
Announcer: However, a new opponent was booked to replace Maria tonight…So please welcome the former EAW VIXENS’ CHAMPIONNNNNNN………JENNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY PUNKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
(Jenny’s theme plays…crowd has mixed reaction)
WWEF: Look at this Mr. DEDEDE Jenny Punk has returned for one night only to take on the current EAW Vixens’ Champion! We have five vixens championship reigns here in the ring!
DDD: And this has GOT to be ranked up their with one of Mak’s top sexual fantasies….we have Jenny AND Sabina in the ring here! I think Kendra might be a little in over her head!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEF: The two lock up here in the ring as Jenny is pushed back into the turnbuckle and is lifted up to a seated position as Kendra hits a HARD knife edged chop! And another to the chest of Jenny Punk!
DDD: But Kendra doesn’t realize that Jenny likes it rough and LIKES being hit! Jenny seems unfazed as she dives from the second rope and collides with Kendra! Jenny’s mounted on Kendra!
WWEF: Just like she’s mounted so many EAW extremists in the past, Mr. DEDEDE! But Kendra slips away and rolls out of the ring as Jenny goes after her but Kendra pulls her legs out from under her!
DDD: And Jenny takes a hard fall to the canvas as Kendra goes back in and covers!
…………….But Jenny kicks out!
WWEF: Sabina is seemingly calling this one down the middle! Kendra has Jenny now as she lifts her up to her shoulder and now drops her face-first onto the turnbuckle! I’m sure she’s taken some hard things to the face, but she looks in pain tonight!
DDD: And Kendra whips her into the ropes and runs into her with a kitchen sink knee to the gut as Jenny needs to start the offense here! Kendra grabs her again and whips her into the ropes but this time Jenny reverses the irish whip!
WWEF: And Kendra hangs onto the ropes as Jenny charges but Kendra pulls down the top rope as Jenny goes charging over the top rope and out to the floor! Kendra steps out to the apron waiting for Jenny to get to her feet…
DDD: Jenny gets up to a knee and winks at some guy in the front row before standing up and turning around….AS KENDRA LEEPS AND HITS A DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO JENNY!
WWEF: Kendra is in COMPLETE control here! Kendra gets to her feet and drags Jenny right in front of our announce table, lifting her and then propping her in a standing position against the announce table!
DDD: And Kendra sends another hard knife-edged chop to the chest of Jenny! And another! And now Kendra locks Jenny up….and hits a snap suplex to the thin matting on the outside floor around the ring!
WWEF: Kendra grabs Jenny once again and gets her up to her feet as she takes her to our announcer’s table! Back up Mr. DEDEDE! We’re going to need to get out of their way! Kendra has Jenny and smashes her head into the announcers’ table!
DDD: Kendra! Kendra, my powdered donut! What are you doing :@? Kendra what are you doing?
WWEF: JENNY’S FACE IS REPEATEDLY SMASHED INTO THE TABLE!
DDD: SHE SMASHED MY POWDERED DONUT…SHE SMASHED MY POWDERED DONUT…Are you serious?
WWEF: Jenny’s face is covered in white….nothing new, Mr. DEDEDE…but she’s taken a beating here tonight….again, nothing new. Kendra is being absolutely relentless against the former Vixen’s Champion!
DDD: And now Kendra shoves Jenny into WWEF, knocking WWEF back into his chair and onto his lap! Andy just got his Christmas gift granted early! Jenny must feel like she’s at home with her faced covered and a seat on a Mexican’s lap!
WWEF: Oh sweet Jesus…is this what you kids are into these days?
DDD: Kendra grabs Jenny again and throws her into the ring as she slowly gets into the ring herself and waits for Jenny to get to her feet! But Jenny’s not even getting up!
WWEF: Sabina grabs Jenny! Sabina lifts her to her feet and before Jenny can even react THERE’S THE CHICK KICK FROM SABINA! THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE JUST HIT A CHICK KICK ON JENNY!
DDD: AND JENNY FALLS INTO KENDRA WHO NOW HITS THE BITCH TREATMENT! AND JENNY IS PLANTED! HERE’S THE COVER BY KENDRA SHAMEZ!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Kendra Shamez’s theme plays….crowd cheers)
Announcer: Here is your winner….THE EAW VIXENS’ CHAMPIONNNNNNN…..KENDRAAAAAAA SHAMMMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
WWEF: Sabina is raising Kendra’s arm after Kendra picked up a victory over the first ever EAW Vixens’ Champion! Jenny was arguably humiliated out here tonight with Kendra’s pure domination!
DDD: I’d say I’m sad to see her go, but I love to watch her leave, WWEFan!
( Camera fades backstage to the outside of Y2Impact’s dressing room ) …
(The camera man who filmed HRDO’s attack on Impact in front of his home a few weeks back on Showdown, Joel is seen at the corner of the hallway, eyeing down Impact’s room while on the phone )
Man on the Phone: Joel, IS Impact in there or not..
Joel: Well, its not like I can go in there and find out. I’ve already got the Genesis lockerroom cleared as empty, and I risked my neck then and there! I’m positive he’s in there..
Man on the Phone: You’re just gonna have to wait.. ( Joel stands out there for ten more secounds until Y2Impact walks out of the room in his Ring Attire )
Joel: Alright, he’s out.. CRAP, he’s coming this way… ( Impact walks down the hallway, as Joel bursts into the nearest door ) ..
( Impact continues walking as he hears screams as it appears Joel entered the Vixen’s dressing room ) …
( Impact stops for a moment, confused, but shrugs it off and keeps walking until he is out of sight and Joel steps back out with a red handprint across his face )
Man on the Phone: What the hell happened??…
Joel: His lockerroom’s clear…
Man on the Phone: Good.. now go in there and get as much information as you can.
Joel: Whatever you say… ( Joel walks into Impact’s lockerroom, and shuts it behind him )..
(Camera fades back out to Flashback)
Flashback: Alright guys, we’ve handed out plenty of awards tonight… And here’s another one coming your way! We all know that there’s some very talented guys that step into the EAW ring on a weekly basis. We also know, that some are not so talented… but for those not so talented guys, they’re faced with a decision… Accept being a middle of the road extremist… or work HARD to improve… and the winner of this award right here, the Most Improved Award chose the right path in working hard to improve himself and skyrocket his career to a higher level than ever before!
(Most Improved graphic appears on the screen along with clips from the careers of George Copeland, Cyclone, Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate)
Flashback: And the winner is…..
Flashback (opening the envelope): IT’S THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… GEORGE COPELAND!!!
(George Copeland’s music hits as he comes out with his National Extreme Championship)
Flashback: Congratulations, GC… You’ve done such a great job this year…
George Copeland: 😎 Thank you… But you know, my time improving isn’t over by a long shot. Sure, I’m National Extreme Champion at the moment… and that’s all well and good. But do you think my goals stop there? Do you, Flashback? Of course not. I strongly believe that 2011… 2011 is my year to break through the glass ceiling and cement myself as a main eventer… and go on to become a World Champion… and perhaps go even further… We all know I’ve gone through some tough times in EAW… And where I am now, compared to where I was then makes me look like a completely different person. But by the end of 2011… We’re all going to look back on the George Copeland of 2010… and say once again that he has transformed himself into another completely different person.
(George Copeland smiles confidently and taps Flashback on the shoulder as his music hits and he turns to leave)
WWEFan: Well right now we’ve got the Generation Genesis and the Triple Crown Syndicate, these two groups that have gone down in HISTORY as the greatest stables to ever walk EAW! And now we get to see them COLLIDE.. sweet! ..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This 6 man tag team match is scheduled for onefall!!..
( The Triple Crown Syndicate’s music plays, as Captain Charisma, Montell Smooth and Mister K walk out )
Announcer: And introducing the first team… they are the team of Captain Charisma, Montell Smooth and Mister KKKKK… THEEE TRIPLEEEEEEE CROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN SYNNNDICATE!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: Is anyone else noticing a buzzkill?
WWEFan: I don’t know, but this match just SCREAMS overrated, DEDEDE! But we might as well stick to the scripts… the Triple Crown Syndicate are here tonight and are looking to domina–
Mr.DEDEDE: Please, Fan.. stop trying to be all official and shit, you weren’t like that in the Vixens Match earlier…
WWEFan: Yeah well… if I could make a prediction for this match, Id put my money on the Syndicate ONLY because I know that they’re more likely to cooperate than the Genesis in this match… but you never know!
( The Generation Genesis’ music plays as Y2Impact and Lethal Consequences walk out ) .. ( LC and Impact look back waiting for Hawk, but after a moment they shrug it off and walk to the ring )
Announcer: And their opponents… they are representing the Generation Genesis, the team of Y2IMPAAACT… AAAND HURRICAAANE HAWK!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: What’s the deal? Is Hawk coming down with a case of the runs?
WWEFan: Well this wouldn’t be the first time Hawk was full of shit, DEDEDE, we do know that Banks KICKED Hawk out of the Generation Genesis, and he’ll probably use that as an excuse… but is this right? He’s booked in a match, he should atle–
( Hurricane Hawk’s Music Plays as he Walks out, and Y2I/LC shoot Hawk unhappy looks )
Announcer: And their partner… from Jacksonville, Florida.. weighing in at 225 Pounds!!!! HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE HAWK!!!
WWEFan: Whelp… I guess he’s showing up after all.
Mr.DEDEDE: If Hawk hired TWO GUYS to stay with Maria while he’s gone, dont you think that means he’s gonna be fighting his match? THINK Pornfan..
WWEFan: 😐 Anyways… tonights special 3 Year Anniversary Show has been brought to you by the Rise & Fall of AWF DVD, in stores over the holidays! Relive you’re favorite classic AWF moments from the moment it began to the moment it closed! I know I’ve got a couple..
Mr.DEDEDE: And by.. ( clears throat ) … You got it… they’re oh so, FRUITY! DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! FRUITY!! FRUITY!!! FRUITY!!!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! DELICIOUS!, FRUITY!, SKITTLES!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, SHARE THE RAINBOW! ( The match begins as Lethal Consequences is in the ring with Captain Charisma )
WWEFan: Never gets old, partner.. Charisma and LC are locked up in the ring here… these two guys are no strangers, competing against eachother for the EAW Championship and former EAW Champs in their own right! It’s good to see the Cap’n out here tonight, but LC as CC in the corner trapped, with a headlock applied, as Impact tags himself in and begins putting the BOOTS to Captain Charisma’s ribs, as he falls to his knees!
Mr.DEDEDE: A great way of starting the contest using your power of numbers, and Impact delivers those patented ROUGH shots to the face, as he backs CC into the ropes, whips CC to the other ropes and as CC rebounds he SLIDES inbetween Impact’s legs, to behind him!!! And CC gets up, turns Impact around and delivers a HARSH slap across the face! And now Captain Charisma wrenches Y2Impact’s arm, and pulls Imp to his corner as he tags in Montell Smooth… and Montell climbs up to the top rope, and delivers a HARSH DIVING ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO IMPACT’S ARM!!
WWEFan: Montell Smooth is a muscle bound, 265 poundered man, he is NO joke! As Montell covers, 1!!!!…………2!!! ………. but Impact kicks out! Now Montell Smooth heads to the empty corner behind Impact.. AND i THINK MONTELL’S GONNA GO FOR THE POUNCE EARLY!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: Wait a minute.. theres something going on in the crowd???
WWEFan: What?! .. ( Camera pans to the crowd, as you can see Carlos, Tyler, Brandon and Kjors running down the steps and hopping over the Barricade )
WWEFan: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? WHAT ARE THOSE FAGS DOING HERE????
Mr.DEDEDE: HAHAHA!!! THE VIRUS IS IN THE BUILDING (XD)!!! And THEY’RE SLIDING INTO THE RING, AND BEGIN ATTACKING BOTH Y2IMPACT AND MONTELL SMOOTH, SWARMING THEM WITH PUNCHES!
WWEFan: But look at this!!! In comes Lethal Consequences, and from the Syndicate in comes Captain Charisma and Mister K! As MK begins tee’ing off on Brandon, Charisma tee’ing off on Carlos, LC tee’ing off on Kjors, and Montell Smooth fighting back Tyler!! This is all out CHAOS!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: Look at Hurricane Hawk though, in the corner still just…. just watching! Hawk steps in the ring, but meanwhile Charisma delivers a MEAN kick into Carlos’ midsection, and backs himself into the turnbuckle… and as Carlos runs towards him, CC SWINGS HIS LEGS TO THE APRON, AND DELIVERS THE PATENTED PELE KICK! And as Carlos is turned around, Charisma steps in, grabs Carlos from behind and connects.. YES!!!! THE KILLSWITCH BITCH!!! AS CARLOS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!
WWEFan: And look at Brandon, Brandon digs into his pockets and pulls out a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES!! AND HE SWINGS AT MISTER K!!! But MK ducks, and look at Y2Impact turning Brandon around, as he connects the CODEBREAKER!!! SENDING BRANDON RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!! And now Tyler is throwing shot after shot at Montell, but its just NOT phasing him!!! And MONTELL WRAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND TYLERS’ THROAT, AND DELIVERS A CHOKE-BOMB OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Mr.DEDEDE: And look at Kjors, he has Lethal Consequences backed into the turnbuckle.. but Kjors… slowly turns around… as CC, MK, Impact and Montell are surrounding him…
Mr.DEDEDE: And Kjors TRIES TO RUN, BUT ITS TOO LATE, AS ALL FOUR MEN GRAB HIM AND TOSS HIM STRAIGHT INTO HURRICANE HAWK!!! AS HAWK CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS THE LEGACY CUTTER!!! AS KJORS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! BAH GAWD!!! THE VIRUS HAS BEEN DISMANTLED, AS ALL FOUR MEN ARE BEING SURROUNDED BY SECURITY AND ARE BEING HANDCUFFED, AND TAKEN AWAY!
WWEFan: Good riddance! … But now look from behind, as everyone heads back to their perspective corners, Y2Impact picks up Brandon’s leftover Brass Knuckles, and STRIKES MONTELL INTO HIS SPINE WITH THEM! And Impact pulls Montell up and whips him into the Generation Genesis corner, and tags in Hawk! And suprisingly, Hawk steps in, and delivers POWERFUL, HARSH Mud Stomps into Montell’s gut! But even that’s not gonna help out the weight problems, DEDEDE! …
( The Titantron suddenly turns on, as the camera pans to the Infermary, where Maria is sitting and talking with Tyler and Alloy )
Tyler Parker: When is he coming…
John Alloy: I dont know…
Maria: Is.. is Hawk’s match on?? When is who coming?
Tyler: Oh, maybe soon..
John Alloy: Just.. uh… just relax, we’re talking about the pizza guy… ( a knock is heard on the door )
Maria: There’s the pizza guy… ( Alloy opens the door, as the pizza guy walks in with a hoodie and his hat pulled down low holding the pizza )
Tyler Parker: How much will that be, Pizza man? (hehe)
Pizza Guy: I’d charge you 19.95.. but this is gonna be priceless… ( The Pizza Man pulls off his hat, and reveals himself to be CM Banks )
WWEFan & DEDEDE: :o!!!!! ( Hurricane Hawk in the ring is seen with a shocked expression on his face, as Banks, Tyler and Alloy look into the camera smiling )
Maria: Oh my God… HAWK!!! SOMEONE!!! HELP ME!!!
CM Banks: Hey Hawky 🙂 … It looks like you’re not even smart enough to figure out when I plant two RIVALS outside of your door.. but oh well, life is a day-to-day lesson. ( CM Banks turns to Maria, and kneels down besides her touching her face )
CM Banks: You know, bandages aside, you’re cute when you’re helpless… Maria, we’re gonna need to have a little talk :)… shut the door. ( John Alloy and Tyler Parker lead the cameraman out of the room, and shut the door as yelling from Banks can be heard and the camera cuts to black ) … ( The camera fades back to the arena, as Hawk immediately rolls out of the ring and darts up the ramp )
WWEFan: I can’t say I or anyone else can blame Hawk for leaving!
Mr.DEDEDE: I can’t blame BANKS for what he’s doing, payback is a BITCH, folks! And now in the ring Y2Impact steps back in, as Montell Smooth gets the tag to Mister K, and now Impact and MK are trading punches here… but now look at this! Captain Charisma and Montell are talking with eachother… and they step into the ring and charge STRAIGHT AT IMPACT, SENDING HIM DOWN with a conjoined clothesline! And now Montell KNOCKS Lethal Consequences off the apron, sending him outside of the ring!
WWEFan: And now Captain Charisma rolls out of the ring to deal with LC… but in the ring, both Montell Smooth and Mister K are double-teaming Y2Impact, and there’s NOTHING that anyone can do about it! Montell and MK stomp kick after punch into Impact’s body, and MK delivers a MEAN Spin-out Scoop Slam on Impact!!! As MK covers! 1!!!!!………….. 2!!!!…………. but Impact STILL kicks out!! And Y2Impact is really the sole man here, as Captain Charisma is taking out LC outside of the ring, WHIPPING LC STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: And CC is still putting work on LC, attacking him with right hands… but in the ring both Montell and MK have their full attention on Impact, waiting until he gets up… and NOW WOAH!!! WOAH!!! LOOK WHO’S RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!!
WWEFan: IT’S… ITS JAYWALKER!!! AND HE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: AND JAYWALKER RUNS AT CAPTAIN CHARISMA, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL!!! GOOD LORD!!! AND NOW JAY ROLLS INTO THE RING, AS MISTER K TURNS AROUND AND HEADS TOWARDS JAY…. AND JAY CRACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER MK’S SKULL!!! Montell Smooth turns towards Jay, and sees him with the Steel Chair in HORROR! And LOOK! Y2IMPACT TURNS MONTELL AROUND, AND IMPACT CONNECTS!!! YES!!!! YES!!! THE CODEBREAKER!!!!
WWEFan: AND NOW IMPACT HEADS TOWARDS THE GROUNDED MISTER K…. AND IMPACT LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT SYNCHED IN, AS MK HAS NOWHERE TO GO.. AND……. MISTER K TAPS OUT!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( The Generation Genesis’ music hits, as Lethal Consequences pulls himself into the ring and he, Jaywalker and Impact celebrate in the ring )
Announcer: The winners of this match…. the GENEEEERATIOOOOOOOOOONNNN… GEEEEENESISSSSSSSSS!!!!
WWEFan: What a win for the Genesis tonight! What a COMEBACK by Jay!! JUST when it seemed like the Genesis were doomed, Jaywalker comes in and ELIMINATES the numbers problem! A big-time win here!! …
( The Titantron fades to backstage, where Hurricane Hawk is seen running towards the Infermary room but is met up with Tyler and John Alloy )
Mr.DEDEDE: Woah woah! Look at this now! Hawk is coming to the rescue of Maria, and Tyler stops him on the way! But Hawk delivers a KNOCKDOWN PUNCH to Tyler, and heads towards John Alloy and delivers shot after shot into Alloy’s skull!!! And Tyler turns Hawk around, and delivers a SHOT into the gut, and hits a european uppercut!! As Hawk turns around…And Hawk turns back around and hits Tyler DEAD IN THE FACE WITH A COMPUTER MONITOR!!
WWEFan: And Hawk grabs Alloy and drives him SKULL FIRST INTO THE WALL!! AND HAWK BUSTS INTO THE INFERMARY ROOM… JUST TO SEE CM BANKS HOLDING MARIA IN THE GTR POSITION!!! WHAT CAN HAWK DO!?!?
CM Banks: Don’t move a step closer, Hawk….
Hurricane Hawk: PUT HER DOWN… I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT HER DOWN!!!
CM Banks: You don’t think I loved her too, Hawk? You gave no consideration to how you would affect me, so why should I show any remourse??….
Hurricane Hawk: Come on!!! Be serious!!!
CM Banks: I’m DEAD serious, Hawk.. why shouldn’t I put a permanent dent in Maria’s skull right now???..
Hurricane Hawk: Okay… okay, Banks.. I-I’m sorry okay?
CM Banks: You’re sorry??… Get onto you’re knee’s, and beg me to put her down.. call me MASTER first…
Mr.DEDEDE: Oh comeon, he’s HUMILATING him!!
Hurricane Hawk: I… You… ( Hurricane Hawk reluctantly gets to both of his knee’s ) … just… just PUT HER DOWN… *Hawk grints his teeth* … p..lease….
CM Banks: Please WHO?..
Hurricane Hawk: Please.. Master.. Banks….
( Banks puts Maria down, and walks out of the Infermary room with a smug look on his face as Hurricane Hawk looks on with the most menacing facial expression, filled with revenge ) …
CM Banks (from a distance): I’ll see you as KOE, Hawky.. ( Banks shuts the door )
Hurricane Hawk: Yes… you will….
( Camera cuts over to Flashback )
Flashback: The drama in that rivalry NEVER seems to die down huh? All the twists and turns in that thing make me think I’m riding a Soap Opera-themed Roller Coaster! But it’s time to hand out our next award… the NEXT UP IN 2011 AWARD!!
(Next Up in 2011 graphic is shown on the screen along with highlight clips from Ashten Cross, SG2, Drake Blake, Siberian Wolverine, Superior Quality 85 and Tyler Parker are shown)
Flashback: Now, let’s see who the winner is….
Flashback: Drumroll please…. The winner is…. :O!! IT’S THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… MAINSTREAM TYLER PARKER!!!
(Tyler Parker’s music hits as he comes out with his Interwire Championship)
Tyler Parker (with a cocky smile on his face): See? The benefits of being dashing are never-ending. Not only am I the best looking, most DASHING guy on this roster… but I’m also one of the most talented. You can’t even ARGUE that fact. What other man with shaved legs do you know that can beat the shit out of CM Banks.. and later on, 3 of the toughest up-and-comers in the company? Anybody? No? Exactly. What other man do you know who plucks his eyebrows that can win the Interwire Championship? Nothing? You guys got nothing? Yeah, neither do I. I’m the only guy any of you have ever come across that can kick some ass and look incredibly sexy doing it. And that’s why I’m the next up in 2011… Hell, I’m the next up in 2015! I’ll see you guys later 8-).. and remember… Especially you, Flashy… Stay Dashing. Or at least, try…
(Tyler Parker’s music hits as he leaves with his award and his title)
( The camera fades backstage to the Dark Emperor sitting in his lockerroom looking strikingly different )
The Dark Emperor: I’m starting to realize whats happening… im starting to go through changes… ( DE sits up and stares into the camera )
The Dark Emperor: Broadcast this… this is a mere message to… all who listen.
( A glowing jar appears right next to the Dark Emperor, as he opens it and puts his hands into it )
The Dark Emperor: I am very sure that things are going to be changing for me and the rest of this EAW for the next few months…
( The Dark Emperor pulls out candid pictures of children, and stands up to add them to his wall ) …
The Dark Emperor: It takes alot to run.. ( Dark Emperor smells his pictures of little children, and pick up a nearby bag of darts and throw them into the pictures ) .. a child pornography business.
The Dark Emperor: I am the Dark Emperor, and I demand respect. So if you disrespect.. I will not only suck the souls from your innocence of america, I will suck the DICKS of the innocent ones in America… now..
( The Dark Emperor opens his closet door, where face-painted women walk out with a seemingly noticeable bulge in their pants )
The Dark Emperor: Now men… I am going to go to bed now. Read me a story, King Charles.
Shemale _# 1: Yes master… your destiny is going to be fulfilled very soon. Do not dismay, for you will destroy Viper tonight, and rid the
world of him.
The Dark Emperor: Too boring, tell the story about when I fit ten– ( Suddenly, the real Dark Emperor bursts through the door )
The Real Dark Emperor: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS… WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY LOCKERROOM. GET OUT!!!
The Fake Dark Emperor: GET HIM GUYS…
( The three shemales swarm around DE, as Fake DE runs out of the lockerroom ) ..
( Meanwhile, the Shemales swarm DE by the dozens, as more and more of them run out of the closet and jump onto DE ) …
( Matt Ryder steps into the room, shaking his head )
Matt Ryder: … Well I’ll let DE have his fun… (no) …
( Matt turns around and walks away, as Mak walks up to the room and DE is seen swarmed by the Shemales )
Mak: … (no) feds these days….
( Mak walks away, as the camera cuts to black )
(Camera fades back to Flashback)
Flashback: I agree with Mak… I always knew that guy Matt Ryder had a questionable sexual orientation… You know… with the headband and white gem-stone covered sunglasses for indoors… I’ll stop right there… But anyway… from questionable lifestyles to questionable careers, we go right into the presentation of the VERY PRESTIGIOUS… BUST OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!
(Bust of the Year graphic appears on the screen along with the most embarrassing clips from the careers The Radicalz, Regulator, Adrian Christ, Ricky Razor, Latino Game, Cole and JC)
Flashback: And the winner of this award… is… none other than….
(JC’s music hits as Flashback grabs a t-shirt with the BRW logo on it and puts it on)
Flashback as JC: Thank you!! Thank you!!! I am Jeff Cena and I am so happy to be recognized as the Bust of the Year!
(Flashback opens up a laptop on the podium)
Flashback as JC: Sorry guys, I need to be on for my RP match.
(Flashback starts frantically typing on his laptop)
Flashback as JC: WHAT THE FUCK :@ I HIT THE DROPKICK BEFORE YOU DID YOUR FINISHER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
(Flashback throws his laptop off the stage)
( Rated R Shaman’s music plays as he Walks Out, ready to fight )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for ONEFALL…. and introducing first, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 220 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS.. RRRRATTEEEEED… R!!! SHAMAAAAANNN!!!
Mr.DEDEDE (Standing up clapping): Alright! ( WWEFan gives DEDEDE a sideways look )
WWEFan: … will you please stand down? What’s up with you? I didn’t know you were a fan of
Mr.DEDEDE: Oh no, im not. But I just don’t like Mak.
WWEFan: Well despite your opinions, this match is REALLY gonna be something special, people.
Mak and RRS aren’t strangers backstage, despite this being one of their very few confrontations, and RRS looks ready to get it on with the _# 1 Legend!
( Mak’s music plays as he walks out, looking around the crowd with a pleased expression on his face )
Announcer: And his opponent… from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 243 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: Well despite my not-liking towards him, what better way to have this anniversary show, than having the EAW Legend, Mak, arguably the greatest EAW Champ of all time competing here?
WWEFan: Suprising, modesty, DEDEDE! But you’re right, this night doesn’t get much better. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: It’s Mak and RRS circling the ring… these two men are VERY renouned for their athleticism, and it’s gonna be fun watching the two of them tear into eachother as the lock up now! And Mak with the leverage advantage backs RRS into the corner, as the referee is hovering over them…
Mr.DEDEDE: And RRS STOMPS into the gut, as Mak clutches his midsection and RRS gathers his energy for a TOUGH punch to the jaw, and follows them up with several lesser-punches! And now RRS stomps into Mak’s gut again, and whips Mak to the ropes… but Mak reverses the whip, as Shaman rebounds off of the ropes and comes back with a LOW dropkick into Mak’s gut, as Mak falls to a knee!
WWEFan: And RRS has Mak where he wants him–
Mr.DEDEDE: (xd)!!! You mean on his knees, Pornfan??
WWEFan: No… not like that… and RRS delivers SHARP kicks into Mak’s arms and shoulders, as Mak rolls towards the bottom rope, and pulls himself to a standing base on the apron… and LOOK AT RRS, RRS runs towards Mak and SUNSET-FLIPS OVER HIM, AND IS GOING FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! .. But Mak GRIPS the ropes, and RRS smacks FLAT ON HIS BACK onto the ringside floor! Great awareness by Mak!
Mr.DEDEDE: You cant question that he’s retained his ability for so long! RRS is pulling himself back up, and Mak is facing the groggy RRS standing on the apron… and as RRS is outside, almost on his feet and close to the apron, Mak grips the rope and SWINGS his body into the ring, but SWINGS his legs for a baseball slide underneath the bottom rope, kicking RRS STRAIGHT into the face, as Shaman is sent flying and smacks into the Barricade!! And Mak doesn’t hang around in the ring for too long, as he rolls out of the ring headed towards a damanged RRS!
WWEFan: Mak has ahold of RRS by his hair, as RRS is just trying to get up… and Mak brings RRS over to our Announce table, and BASHES RRS’ skull straight into the cover of our table!! And right after that, Mak heads underneath the ring as you can see RRS temporarily knocked out with a bloodied nose… and Mak meanwhile has a Steel Chair set up, in a sitting position not too far from where RRS is… and now Mak… Mak BACKS UP!!
Mr.DEDEDE: RRS has rolled on his back, sprawled across our table as Mak is backing up!!! And Mak runs FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE STEEL CHAIR, AND MAK HOPS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR, AND SPRINGS OFF OF IT FOR A CROSSBODY RIGHT ONTO RRS!!!! … BUT RRS HAS AHOLD OF ONE OF OUR MONITORS, AND RRS QUICKLY SPRINGS UP AND TOSSES THE MONITOR STRAIGHT INTO MAK’S FACE, IN MIDAIR!!! And Mak is laid out right infront of our Table, as RRS saves himself from that one!!!
WWEFan: And Rated R Shaman sits up from the table as Mak is just out-of-order right now, his head spinning from that shot! And now Rated R Shaman rolls Mak into the ring, follows him up and covers! 1!!!!…………. 2!!!!……., but Mak gets the shoulder up! And now Mak is getting himself back up rather quickly, but RRS backs Mak into the turnbuckle and.. and spits RIGHT into the hand, and SWINGS his palm right into Mak’s chest/sternum! And REPEATS those HARSH CHOPS over and over!!! But Mak… DELIVERS A SLAP RIGHT ACROSS RRS’ FACE! And Mak corners RRS!!! Oh Lord!!
Mr.DEDEDE: And Mak delivers SWIFT KNIFE-EDGED CHOP AFTER CHOP AFTER CHOP, AS YOU CAN SEE RRS’ CHEST TURN A MEAN RED! And RRS literally tosses himself through the middle ropes and outside of the ring infront of the ramp, just for an escape! And Now RRS rolls back into the ring, as Mak goes to quick work with right hand after right hand into RRS’ skull! And RRS turns towards the turnbuckle and hugs the turnbuckle, to avoid the right hands…. but BAD IDEA!!! BAD IDEA!!!
WWEFan: INDEED!!! BECAUSE MAK RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS RRS, AND DELIVERS THE ALL-TIMER ROYALE EXPRESS!!! BOTH RUNNING KNEES INTO RRS’ SPINE!!!! AS RRS FALLS BACK INTO THE CANVAS WRITHING IN COMPLETE MISERY!! WE DIDN’T EXPECT MAK TO PULL OUT THE OLD ROOTS! AND MAK HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!………….2!!!!!!……………….. BUT RRS STILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: MAN! Mak thought he would put RRS out with the Express, but that obviously wasn’t the case! Now RRS is on all fours, and Mak backs himself on the ropes as RRS is bent over!!! AND OH MAN!!! MAK IS GOING FOR THE SCIZZORS KICK!!!! … But RRS moves out of the way of the kick, and RRS from behind pulls Mak and drop the back of his head STRAIGHT into his knee! And RRS shifts his position and delivers a nasty neckbreaker into the canvas! What a comeback here! As RRS covers Mak!! 1!!!!……………2!!!!!!………………… but Mak kicks out JUST at the last second!
WWEFan: This match has gotten real exciting now! Both of these guys are making their way back on their feet, but ofcorse it’s RRS back up first, as Mak is just barely up… and RRS BLATANTLY KICKS MAK STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!! AND RRS DELIVERS A HURRICANA, SENDING MAK SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! That takes ALOT of accuracy to do… and now Mak gets out of the corner in writhing pain, as he turns around and RRS goes for ANOTHER Hurricana…. but RRS instead keeps spinning in mid-motion… and Mak GUILLOTINE DROPS RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP ROPE!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: And BOTH MEN fall down!! MAN, I may not be a fan of him, but it takes GREATNESS to be able to do something like that, after having your shoulder driven into Steel! But we see the effects of that, as Mak and RRS are both down… and…. after a moment. … RRS is back up to his feet first, as Mak is leaned back on the ropes and RRS turns around.. and RRS runs STRAIGHT TOWARDS MAK FOR THE SPEAR!! OH NO!!! — But Mak kicks RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE!! And RRS turns around, as that nose is oozing AGAIN with blood! And RRS turns back around towards Mak, as Mak pulls RRS towards him!! And Mak DELIVERS THE MAK-END!!! THE MAK-END!!!! DRIVING RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE RING!!!
WWEFan: AND MAK COVERS, HOOKS THE LEG! 1!!!!!…………..2!!!!…………. 3!!!!………. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Mak’s music plays, as he gets back up and the ref raises his hand )
Announcer: The winner of this match…. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: I gotta hand it to him, Mak IMPRESSED me tonight!
WWEFan: The both of these guys put on a SHOW! I- I’m at a loss for words! This was like a TITLE match! Mak and RRS just threw everything including the kitchen sink at eachother!!! And it was Mak who GOT HIM with that Mak-End!!! That was GREAT!
Mr.DEDEDE: Look at the both of them! Look at Mak! Look at RRS! They look pretty busted up, and this match is just a testament to what our EAW Superstars and Legends have, do and always WILL do every week in and week out! Nothing but respect for the two of these guys!
WWEFan: EAW’s self-professed _# 1 Legend is victorious! ..
( Camera fades backstage to HRDO, as he is walking backstage holding his World Heavyweight Championship and is approached by Max A. Million )
HRDO: Whatsup, Max…
Max A. Million: Hey, HRDO I just wanted to know some of your thoughts heading into arguably, the biggest, most storied Triple Threat Match in EAW History.
HRDO: Great way to ask a great question… well Max its no rocket science how big this is. If you want to be practical, you could just say that yes, HRDO does have much reason to win tonights match. I’m facing the guy who screwed me at Pain for Pride 1, and the other guy who not only screwed me at PFP 1, but set me on FIRE at Midsummer Massacre 1 and almost destroyed my career once and for all.
HRDO: But if you’re more of an inside think, you’ll understand fully that this match means more than just that to me. It’s not even revenge anymore, its about establishment. You know, Max, when the best in this sport is brought up, I want you to say this off the top of your dome… who’s name do you think of? NO THINKING AT ALL.
Max A. Million: Uhm well ofcorse you’re in there… but honestly DDD, HBB, Mak Banks Jay
HRDO: Exactly.. thank you for being honest. Even though you’re standing in front of the man, when the youth of today are talking in their living rooms over who’s the best.. my name is instantly forgotten. It’s not until 5 minutes later, where people say “oh yeah, HRDO, he’s great too”… Is that not motivation enough?
HRDO: I haven’t weasled my way into World Titles and joined myself in elite groups to win Championships or let alone matches… I dont screw management figuratively, and literally screw everyone else over for my benefits. I have fought every single match of my CAREER the way it should be. Face to Face. No lies. And some people can say “well it doesn’t work like that anymore”, and it’s a very sad thing that it doesn’t. However that’s not going to change the way I am. And you can leave me out of this conversation for all I care, because I can’t change the way you think of me..
HRDO: But tonight, I can at least try. Tonight I can bring the name “HRDO” to much newer heights than anything you’ve ever seen. Tonight I can prove false manifestos like “nice guys finish last” and “in this world, cheaters do win”, I can put those saying to a REST. Because I’ve never needed cheating. Maybe the way I am has only slowed me down compared to the other urchins who’ve sold their souls and relinquished their manhood for their glory… but I’m more of a big picture kind of guy.
HRDO: Because those names that you’ve listed, those names just bring me back to one point. And back to this one saying: “Most Kings get their heads cut off”… Meaning… that you can spend your entire career in glory and ADMIRATION and FEAR, and even make your departure retaining all of those qualities… but theres a reason why I havent reached “DDD, Mak and Banks” heights. It’s because when they reached that “Kingly” status… they had to get either one of their heads cut off…. just sit with that for a minute…
HRDO: Either one of their heads cut off… But HRDO is NOT “most kings”…. HRDO is truly the UNCROWNED King of EAW. HRDO is one of the FEW, who haven’t gotten their head removed and is the ONLY king who hasn’t gotten his glory… These last few months have been a dawning. My crown is already lifted over my head by the priest. And my sword ( HRDO pats his World Heavyweight Championship ) … has already been pulled out of the stone. Tonight I finally get to use it, and set it down for good.
( HRDO walks off of the scene )
(Camera fades in to Flashback at the podium)
Flashback: Alright guys… With all the matches we’ve seen… with all the awards presented… It’s now time to hand out the highest honor of the night.. It’s the EXTREMIST OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
(Extremist of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as clips from Y2Impact, Cyclone, HBB, HRDO, CM Banks and Extreme Enigma)
Flashback (opening the envelope): And the winner is…..
(A drumroll is played throughout the arena, as the clips from the men nominated continue to play on the tron)
Flashback: The TOP performer of the year 2010 is none other than…..
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Flashback: Y2Impact also received the tag team of the year award with his partner, Saint Anger!
(Impact approaches the podium)
Y2Impact: 8-)… I thought so. I knew that the Greatest Man on this PLANET would be the rightful man of choice for this award. I’ll gladly take that trophy off your hands now, my pal, Flashback. Now, if you excuse me… as much as this award means to me… I have important things to attend to…
(Impact begins to leave with his award, but the camera man turns the camera, knocking it into Impact and dropping him to the floor accidentally)
Stew-O: :O:O What the HELL is going on here?!
WWEFan: IMPACT JUST GOT LEVELED WITH THAT CAMERA!!
(The camera man stands over Impact with concern as EMTs begin to file out of the stage entrance to check on Impact)
Stew-O: Damn… what an unfortunate incident… but as Impact is being checked on, the show must go on they say… with our MAIN EVENT of the evening!!
( The titantron shows Banks winning the EAW title, and celebrating with the Generation Genesis, and hitting the GTR )
( Banks’ music plays as he comes out to the ring )
Announcer: The following is a Three-way match, scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first! From New Jersey, weighing 220 poooounds… C!! M!!! BAAANKS!!!!
( Titantron shows DEDEDE hitting Spears, winning World titles, and celebrating on top of a Cinderblock Cell )
( Mr. DEDEDE’s music plays as he walks out confidently holding his title )
Announcer: And from Fort Lauderdale, weighing 240 poooundss… he is the RATED R SUPERSTARRR!!! THE EAW CHAAAAAMPIOOON!!!! MISTER DEEEE!!! DEEE!!!! DEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( The titantron shows HRDO hitting Chokeslams, before showing him celebrating his World title in the Chamber )
( A huge fireball shoots up from both corners of the Titantron and HRDO walks to the ring holding his title belt )
Announcer: And from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at 290 poooounds…. he is the EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD!! H!!! R!!! D!!!! OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And here comes our final contestant, folks! In this colossal, gigantic, MASSIVE clash of three titans! Three of the greatest competitors these Fans have had the privilege to see in action!
WWEfan: And THREE is the key number here… and how could this be any more fitting? On the three year anniversary, three EAW Hall of Famers who have been here since the very beginning, will fight for the bragging rights among EAW Legends…
( HRDO sets his title down at ringside as he climbs into the ring and the three of them stare down )
Deadprez: And here…… we…. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) GO!!! As HRDO quickly launches himself at Mr.DEDEDE, taking him down with a Shoulder Tackle! Banks steps out of the way, as HRDO does an Elbow Drop on the EAW Champ and fires some quick punches at him! But now Banks approaches and kicks HRDO right in the gut, as he winces in pain! And Banks puts HRDO in a Headlock, trying to wear down the big man early on in this matchup… but HRDO overpowers him, lifting him off his feet and dropping him with a Side Slam! Now DEDEDE is up and he runs at HRDO, taking him down with a Bulldog!
WWEfan: What a hectic start to this match! As DEDEDE goes for a quick pin on HRDO, but HRDO powers out before even a 1-count! And HRDO gets back up, and the two of them start exchanging fists! But here comes Banks, running at his opponents… but hang on! HRDO and DEDEDE both grab Banks as they hoist him up into the air! And they drop Banks over the top rope and he smashes into the concrete floor!!
Deadprez: I’m pretty sure that’s a first… HRDO and DEDEDE working together! And HRDO looks down at Banks, BUT WATCH OUT HRDO! DON’T TURN AROUND! DEDEDE THERE’S WITH A SPEAR ON HRDO!!! SPEAR ON HRDO FROM NOWHERE! WAIT! HRDO LEAPS OVER THE SPEAR!! AS DEDEDE CRASHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND LANDS DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS AT RINGSIDE!!
WWEfan: HRDO narrowly escaped defeat there! Because that Spear was heading his way! But now HRDO stands alone in the ring and his opponents are in a heap on the floor! And HRDO climbs up to the top rope, what’s he planning on doing here?!? Just as Banks gets to his feet… OH MY! HRDO LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE AT BANKS! BUT BANKS DODGES AND HRDO CRASHES FACE-FIRST INTO THE CROWD BARRICADE!! Bad move for HRDO! And now Banks looks to capitalise, as he grabs HRDO by the head and smashes it back down into the barricade! And he does it again, and again, repeatedly! Now Banks knees HRDO in the face a few times, before dropping him with a DDT!!
Deadprez: HRDO has been, as they say, busted open! And Banks is looking more and more impressive in this match, as he drags HRDO into the ring… Banks climbs to the top rope, and he does a Flying Leg Drop on the World Champ! HRDO’s flat on his back as Banks goes for the pin! 1…………….. 2…..… but DEDEDE grabs Banks from outside the ring and pulls his legs either side of the ring post! OUCH! As Banks’ groin area collides with that steel post, and he screams out in agony! As DEDEDE has a twisted, amused look on his face! And DEDEDE now searches under the ring, bringing out the standard weapon… A steel chair! He slides into the ring, as DEDEDE SMACKS HRDO STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! Just as HRDO was trying to get to his feet! Now he lifts Banks up to his feet…. AND DEDEDE CLOCKS BANKS OVER THE HEAD AS WELL WITH THE CHAIR!! DEDEDE HAS BRUTALLY LAID OUT HIS OPPONENTS!! Just look at that wound opening up on HRDO’s forehead! DEDEDE could go for the pin on either one! But he doesn’t! He climbs back out of the ring, and searches under it! Bringing out yet ANOTHER Steel Chair!! What the hell??
WWEfan: DEDEDE brings the next Chair into the ring, he’s got two of them! He sets one underneath HRDO’s head! And he lifts the other one high into the sky… NO! This is getting bad for HRDO! AS DEDEDE SMACKS STRAIGHT DOWN INTO HRDO’S SKULL!! HE DOES THE CON-CHAIR-TO!!! WITH A LOOK OF RAGE AND PLEASURE IN HIS EYES!! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! HRDO IS OUT!! I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!
Deadprez: AND DEDEDE ROLLS HRDO ONTO HIS BACK FOR A COVER! BALL GAME!! 1!!!!!!!!………….. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….. 3!!!! BUT BANKS IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP!! Banks saves himself from defeat! But DEDEDE clobbers Banks between the legs with a low blow!! He’s furious that he broke up his pin! But Banks responds with an Enziguiri Kick right to the temple! As DEDEDE falls down! AND BANKS GOES IMMEDIATELY TO COVER HRDO!! 1……………. 2………… but DEDEDE jumps on top of Banks to prevent him from winning! Now these men are brawling, Banks rakes DEDEDE’s eye but DEDEDE punches him in the jaw! And now they both fall outside of the ring, continuing to brawl angrily! Banks is seizing the upper hand, as he whips DEDEDE knee-first into the Ring Steps!
WWEfan: DEDEDE moves back towards Banks, but Banks picks him up onto his shoulders! GOING FOR THE GTR!! Or not… it seems Banks has other plans! As he walks right up the Entrance Ramp, carrying DEDEDE on his shoulders…!?! AND BANKS WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE RAMP! RIGHT BEFORE A 20-FOOT DROP! HE’S GONNA THROW DEDEDE DOWN FOR THE FALL! BUT DEDEDE IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!! BUT THERE’S NO STOPPING BANKS!!! AS BANKS THROWS THE BODY OF — WAIT!! DEDEDE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR!! AS DEDEDE GRABS BANKS AND THEY BOTH TUMBLE OFF THE EDGE!!! OH MY GOD!! MR DEDEDE AND BANKS BOTH DROP DOWN TO THE TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT AREA!!
Deadprez: What carnage!! And what a fitting way to celebrate the most Extreme promotion of all!! As all three of these Hall of Famers are completely incapacitated! HRDO is on his back in the ring, DEDEDE & Banks have fallen off the ramp into the technical equipment! No one’s moving!!
( A group of medics enter the arena and surround each of the incapacitated bodies )
WWEfan: Well… is this gonna be it? We’ve gotta consider the health and wellbeing of these athletes, after all…
( Mr DEDEDE, Banks and HRDO are all put on separate stretchers and carried up to the Ramp, as a medic, the referee and the ring announcer discuss )
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that all three of these competitors are in no condition to resume this Match.
Announcer: Therefore, I have no choice but to —
Deadprez: WAIT! HRDO is stirring! He gets off his stretcher and climbs to his feet! And he’s screaming not to call off the match! And now Banks and DEDEDE are getting up too! Somehow they’ve got strength remaining! THE MATCH CONTINUES! AS HRDO PICKS UP A STRETCHER AND THROWS IT RIGHT AT MR DEDEDE!!! Now Banks and HRDO jump back into the ring, staring each other down! NOW HRDO GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!! He wants to go for that Chokeslam!! But DEDEDE gets into the ring, running towards – BUT HRDO GRABS DEDEDE BY THE THROAT AS WELL! SURELY HE CANNOT! NOT A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!! NO! BANKS AND DEDEDE OVERPOWER HIM! AND NOW BANKS AND DEDEDE ARE BOTH LIFTING HRDO UP! DOUBLETEAMING HRDO! AND BANKS AND DEDEDE DO A DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON HRDO!!!
WWEfan: WOW! But now DEDEDE aims a fist at Banks! Banks blocks it!! But DEDEDE kicks Banks in the kneecap as he screams in agony! And DEDEDE bounces off the ropes, SPRINTING AT BANKS!!! OH MY GOD!! DEDEDE GOES FOR A SPEAR ON BANKS!!! BUT BANKS GETS UP A KNEE TO BLOCK THE SPEAR!! AS DEDEDE IS IN A DAZE!! AND NOW BANKS LIFTS DEDEDE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! BANKS CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! NO!!! BANKS HITS THE GTR ON DEDEDE, SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! DEDEDE IS SURELY DONE FOR!! AND BANKS LOOKS PLEASED ABOUT IT! BUT BANKS TURNS AROUND AND THERE’S HRDO!!!
Deadprez: HRDO WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF BANKS!!! AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND!!! CHOKESLAM!!!!! AND HE CHOKESLAMS BANKS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! AS HIS BACK COLLIDES WITH PURE STEEL!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!
WWEfan: HRDO DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS! FOR THE PIN! DEDEDE IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP TO THE RING!! 1!!!…………………… 2!!!!………………….. DEDEDE IS INCHES AWAY!!!!!! AND…….. 3? NO!! DEDEDE BREAKS UP THE PIN!! BUT HE’S TOO LATE! HRDO GETS IT!! HRDO GETS IT!! DEDEDE IS TOO LATE!! HRDO GETS THE THREE COUNT! HRDO WINS!!!
( The ref signals for the bell )
Deadprez: But DEDEDE is FURIOUS as he gets up and argues with the ref! He feels he broke up the pin before the 3-count!!
WWEfan: BUT HRDO PUNCHES DEDEDE AS HE FALLS TO THE MAT!! AND HRDO LOCKS IN THE SANDTRAP ON DEDEDE!!!! THE CROSSFACE HE CALLS THE SANDTRAP!!!! HRDO HAS JUST WON, BUT HE’S PUNISHING DEDEDE IN THE SANDTRAP!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE SCREAMS OUT IN ANGUISH! IN PAIN! AS HRDO CONTINUES TO TORTURE HIM!! THE MATCH IS OVER, BUT HRDO WON’T STOP!
WWEfan: DEDEDE IS TAPPING REPEATEDLY! BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING! AS HRDO IS DAMN NEAR RIPPING HIS HEAD OFF!!!
Deadprez: HRDO finally breaks the hold! As DEDEDE writhes around in pain!
( HRDO’s music plays as he’s handed his title and holds an arm up to celebrate )
Deadprez: Now that was violent! That was gruesome! HRDO’s face may be bloodied, but he stands tall! And he has overcome two fellow Hall of Famers tonight, to cap off an incredible year for him!
WWEfan: There was a time when HRDO wouldn’t be capable of it… but tonight, he’s made sure he’s proven every single doubter wrong… the World Heavyweight Champion is absolutely on top of his game!
( HRDO exits the ring, before grabbing a microphone and stepping back in )
Deadprez: Well this is a surprise… but HRDO is gonna address the crowd here tonight..
HRDO: Thank you… thank you… but… it’s time I put an end to this.
( HRDO lays down his World Heavyweight title on the mat )
HRDO: Right now, I’m on top. And I won’t let that change… not ever.
HRDO: So, I’m calling it a day… thank you.
( HRDO looks up at each section of the crowd, and looks down at the fallen bodies of DEDEDE and Banks, as he smiles )
( HRDO exits the ring and walks up the ramp, not looking back and disappearing through the curtain )
( The camera focuses on the World Heavyweight title belt laying in the middle of the ring, zooming in on the name: “H.R.D.O.” )
( EAW logo fades )